1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,080 Hello and welcome back to the podcast. 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,080 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,080 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,000 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,520 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,480 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,120 Let's go ahead and get started. 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,120 All right, everybody. 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,940 Let's start with some weird news. 10 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:27,640 So we started in Leeds, Alabama. 11 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,640 This happened yesterday. 12 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,360 Oh, God, that's recent. 13 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,800 Yeah, I looked them up today to make them more recent. 14 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:39,120 Anyway, so Thursday night, a 42 year old man crashes outside a Bass Pro shop. 15 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,720 He crashes outside the Bass Pro shop. 16 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,160 This sounds like a story from Florida. 17 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,680 He crashes outside the Bass Pro shop. 18 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,680 He gets out of his car. 19 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:50,080 He's just butt naked, runs inside and does a cannonball into the giant aquarium they 20 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,080 have in there. 21 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:52,080 But why? 22 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,080 I don't know. 23 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,080 They didn't ask him. 24 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,920 But just arrested his ass real fast. 25 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,720 No, the cops get there. 26 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,640 Five minutes later, he's been in the water. 27 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:04,160 He gets out of the water, cusses him out and jumps back in the water. 28 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:09,120 So he's basically charged with public lewdness, disorderly conduct, and criminal mischief. 29 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,320 I mean, they could have gotten him on a few more things, too, but they- 30 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,320 Forty some leeway. 31 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:14,860 Forty two years old. 32 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:15,860 Still acting childish. 33 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:16,860 Crazy, huh, some people? 34 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:21,600 See, they could have got him for a sexual offender, too. 35 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,600 They probably will. 36 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,600 You think so? 37 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,200 Well, I mean, I guess it depends on the circumstance. 38 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,840 Well, you know how they're strict in certain areas now? 39 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,920 Well, it's Alabama, so. 40 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,360 Oh, okay, yeah. 41 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,360 Point taken. 42 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,360 Point taken. 43 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:38,400 It takes a lot to take a sexual offender strike there. 44 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,600 I retract everything that I said. 45 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,720 Sorry, Alabama, but come on. 46 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:43,720 Come on. 47 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,600 You were the one in the last one with the statute of limitation or the legal limit of 48 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:48,600 sex, right? 49 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,960 It was super low back then. 50 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,840 You were the last one to raise it back to 18 or up to 18. 51 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:54,840 Come on. 52 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:55,840 You were 13 or some shit. 53 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:56,840 Come on. 54 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:57,840 Wasn't it? 55 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,600 So what's this, what is it called? 56 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,600 The age of consent. 57 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,760 They had one of the lowest in the country for a long time. 58 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:09,960 I mean, not like Japan's age 13, but probably 12 or 13. 59 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,960 So yeah, it's like Japan. 60 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,120 Now we move on to Beijing, China. 61 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,120 Okay. 62 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,560 Who else in Alabama do China? 63 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,840 Yeah. 64 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:23,960 So this Chinese player, he's suing the National Association for their, this Chinese chess 65 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,440 player, they have their own like Chinese chess. 66 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,440 Right. 67 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,440 I don't know what it's called. 68 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,480 Oh, it was like Chinese checkers. 69 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,560 So he's suing the National Association for mental distress because they stripped him 70 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,480 of his title. 71 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:42,520 And basically what happened was this player named Yan Shenglong, he was celebrating his 72 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:47,720 win with some of his friends, like fellow players. 73 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,920 They were at the hotel. 74 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:53,040 They were drinking wine, he had a little drunk and he ate something that really caused him 75 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,760 some bad stomach problems. 76 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:59,880 So he went to the bathroom, but he didn't make it and he took a dump in the bathtub. 77 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,800 So I don't know how people found out about it. 78 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,040 I guess the other players told on him or something. 79 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,480 So he doesn't make it to the bathroom and he dumps it out in the bathtub. 80 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:12,800 And so basically after investigation, it was found that he is accused of damaging hotel 81 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:20,140 property, violating public order and good behavior and negative impact on the tournament. 82 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:24,400 And so he's suing them for mental distress because of losing his title ruined his life. 83 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,400 But negative behavior? 84 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,400 It's China. 85 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,640 I mean, they're very strict with their behavior out there. 86 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,640 And then again, they have the social credit system too. 87 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:32,640 Exactly. 88 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,000 Which is like Black Mirror, isn't it? 89 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Yeah. 90 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 It's like a Black Mirror movie. 91 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I did though, if I remember correctly. 92 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 And there's people that want to bring that shit here. 93 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Hell no. 94 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Fuck. 95 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 I'd have a negative 80, 100. 96 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,680 The most negative number you can get. 97 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,680 How low can I go? 98 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,960 The whole of Griffith. 99 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,760 All right so that is it for the news today. 100 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,280 Two quick little stories that I found hilarious. 101 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,160 There is one with a Dunkin' Donuts blowing up into someone's face, the toilet. 102 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,160 But it's all- 103 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,160 Oh. 104 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,160 Oh. 105 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,160 Oh god. 106 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,160 Should I? 107 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,160 Let me tell that story. 108 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,920 Anyway, last year, the story came out like a couple days ago, but it was like a record, 109 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,000 the court records from last year. 110 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 This guy went to Dunkin' Donuts in Florida. 111 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:18,600 And he goes into the bathroom and the toilet just blows up in his face. 112 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,880 I don't know where. 113 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,480 Yeah, just like feces, urine, debris. 114 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,560 Just all over him. 115 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,840 He comes out of the bathroom like, help me. 116 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:31,960 What do you do if you're a 60 year old kid working at Dunkin' Donuts right behind the 117 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,280 counter and some guy comes out the bathroom- 118 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:36,280 Is it the swamp monster? 119 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,280 Yeah. 120 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,280 What are you doing? 121 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,280 Just shit all over you. 122 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,400 What are these children supposed to do behind the counter? 123 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,400 You come out covered in shit. 124 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,200 Give you a little napkin off the counter. 125 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:55,720 The weirdest thing is when they were asked about it, like the reporter asked for a comment 126 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,080 from the Dunkin' Donuts, like we are aware of the problem. 127 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,880 Well, even you're aware of the problem. 128 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,360 You're aware of a bloat? 129 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,160 You're aware that a toilet blows up and you didn't put out of water? 130 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,160 We are aware of the situation. 131 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,120 Yeah, that's exactly what it is. 132 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,320 We are aware of the situation. 133 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,320 We're looking into it. 134 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:16,040 The most surprising part is that it was a Dunkin' Donuts and not a Taco Bell. 135 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,520 Yeah, no kidding. 136 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,800 Imagine if it was a Taco Bell. 137 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,040 Maybe it's next to a Taco Bell. 138 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,680 They go like, to both toilets. 139 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,960 Somebody fucked up that entire secret line. 140 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:31,120 To this day, I swear that I took a- I was sick one time and I couldn't go to the bathroom 141 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:35,600 and after a month I had to get like medical treatment and I dumped it all out, right? 142 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,560 A month worth of feces in my toilet. 143 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,840 I was sick with something, people, don't worry. 144 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:44,480 I'm 100% now and I swear I ruined this whole fucking sexy system, this whole neighborhood. 145 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,560 I swear to you, no toilet's been the same. 146 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,320 I think it was me. 147 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:56,120 I blew out half of the whole neighborhood's bathroom. 148 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,160 So yeah, so you know he's only suing for $100,000. 149 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,560 That's what I was thinking like. 150 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,000 That's for, you know, like emotional- 151 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,760 Biohazard, emotional distress. 152 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:11,440 Imagine that is going to traumatize you for the rest of your life. 153 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:15,760 Every time you walk into a public restroom- You know, I just said I probably not, but 154 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,640 come to think of it, I can't have birds fly over my head. 155 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,640 You know why? 156 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:24,040 Because one day I stepped out of Barnes and Noble with my brand new books like la la la 157 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,240 la and a bird took a shit on my head. 158 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,240 See? 159 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,400 And I've never been the same since. 160 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:33,640 So imagine walking past a public restroom where it's like, shh, where you just kind 161 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,640 of skitter on by. 162 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,360 Is it going to blow up in my face? 163 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:43,280 You probably have to go to porta parties because you can't flush those, but man, the stuff 164 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:53,120 you see in there, just sitting on the top, looking right back at you. 165 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,120 So that is it for the news. 166 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,120 Hope you enjoyed. 167 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,040 We'll be back for more next week. 168 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:02,640 Now we move on to a personal story, which I found hilarious to happen to me. 169 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,820 And uh- Storytime. 170 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:10,020 I do a lot of, I get a lot of books and movies from Amazon because like instead of going 171 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:17,800 to an actual store, because I'm lazy for one, and like a bruiser or perusing everything 172 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,760 like, Oh, look at this, look at that. 173 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:20,760 I just do it. 174 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,800 You can do it like for hours on Amazon. 175 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,800 That's a good movie. 176 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,800 That's a good movie. 177 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,880 But it's hard to find DVDs sometimes because they push their Amazon prime subscription 178 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,200 thing. 179 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:35,440 And so I recently fell back in love with this old show that I used to watch when I was younger 180 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,680 called the girls next door. 181 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,880 Remember the show with the three blondes that Hugh Hefner was dating? 182 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:46,000 It was on E. They do a podcast now by the way. 183 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Really? 184 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yeah. 185 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,600 So if they're up for it, let's do an interview. 186 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:55,720 We can interview both of them because only two out of the three are part of the podcast. 187 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,120 They had a falling out with the third one. 188 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:07,160 And so I decided like it was I was going through and I found the season one on on Oh, this 189 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,480 because of to be that's why it was on to be the girls next door. 190 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,800 I was like, Oh, I remember that show. 191 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,000 And I was watching it. 192 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 And it was all censored. 193 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Right. 194 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,640 So I'm like, let me get all the unscensored DVDs. 195 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,160 Of course, of course. 196 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,160 So I get the DVDs. 197 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,160 I get season one. 198 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,160 It's fun. 199 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,160 Plus there's commentary, which is nice. 200 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,480 You get a little background information on what's going on. 201 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,480 Right. 202 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,480 So I'm like, Oh, cool. 203 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,480 So let me get season two. 204 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,560 So I ordered season two from a Goodwill. 205 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,560 I won't say which one. 206 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:33,560 Goodwill. 207 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:34,560 Yeah. 208 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,560 Oh, God. 209 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,560 All the Goodwill. 210 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:37,560 There's like hundreds of Goodwill's on there. 211 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,560 Goodwill in North Carolina. 212 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,560 I've got like 18 books from Goodwill of Seattle. 213 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,560 I'm sure there's freaky stuff from Seattle. 214 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:42,600 No, I only got the those case closed anime or manga with the you know, what's it called 215 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,600 in Japan? 216 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,600 It's called Detective Conan. 217 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,600 Yeah. 218 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,600 I don't know. 219 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,600 I don't know. 220 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,600 I don't know. 221 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,600 I don't know. 222 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,600 I don't know. 223 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,600 I don't know. 224 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,600 I don't know. 225 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,600 I don't know. 226 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,600 I don't know. 227 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,600 I don't know. 228 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,600 I don't know. 229 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,460 I've got Detective Conan. 230 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:00,460 Yeah. 231 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:08,260 So I ordered it from will be disc. 232 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:09,720 When we're disclosed, we'll be undisclosed location of goodwill a blacklisted location. 233 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:10,720 Yeah. 234 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,720 And I'm like, cool. 235 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,720 It was like six, $7 right. 236 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,720 Even with shipping and handling. 237 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,720 Like nothing. 238 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,720 It cost nothing. 239 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,600 I'm like, shit. 240 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,680 It gets here. 241 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:18,680 Right. 242 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,340 And this box seems odd. 243 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:32,420 and I opened it up and it was it was Shay Imazumi Unfailing Kindness musical 244 00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:42,220 DVD set or musical CD. Oh my god they fucking set me. You motherfuckers. 245 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:46,800 Is it a Christian one by chance? Let me see here on the back. It changed for the 246 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:51,900 better. The more the merrier. Unfailing Kindness. Lonely. Round and round. 247 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:57,420 Adversity. Another day. So yeah that sounds very Christian. That sounds very yeah. That sounds to 248 00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:06,100 me like God suits your much. Nah man they did me dirty. They did me. You know I wasn't even 249 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:13,580 mad. I was like too shit. So the moral of the story is make sure to do to get a 250 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:20,540 play from reputable pervert site. Not from God damn Goodwill. Because they 251 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:24,820 promoted the DVD. It doesn't make any sense to me. How do you promote that 252 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:29,020 you're selling that? I ordered that and you didn't send me that. You assholes. 253 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:34,980 Now did you buy it through Amazon or Goodwills? Through Amazon's within Goodwill. 254 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:39,980 No through Goodwill within Amazon. Then you should be able to. Nah they 255 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:47,660 beat me. I conceded at that point. It's six dollars they win. 256 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:55,540 That's a good one. Yeah I wasn't even mad when I opened it. I knew. 257 00:10:55,540 --> 00:11:01,740 They got me. Because it reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago of 258 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:04,980 these people that were back in the day when you had to get your 259 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:11,780 pornography from magazines. They would have little like little mailers that you 260 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:15,780 you wrote you you sent a check in. You wrote your name number your address and 261 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:19,260 all that. And you would order pornography videos through the internet. 262 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:23,700 Not the internet but through mail service. Right. And there's a story that 263 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:27,340 this guy was offering them. He put out the advertisement that he was selling 264 00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:33,820 DVDs or VHS's at the time. And they would they would you know they would 265 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:39,660 send him the money and the check and their shipping information and he would 266 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:43,220 send the movies. But what he would not send the movies he would send them a 267 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:48,180 full refunded check saying from and the company would be like under bestiality 268 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:52,060 pornography.com or something. So then they so that they would never 269 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:59,140 cash the check. So he he legally sent them their money back. Right. But he kept their money. 270 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:03,820 He knows he's not going to go cash on check. Exactly. They know damn well I'm not going to go back for 271 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:10,740 Girls Next Door season 2. It ain't worth that. I ordered Girls Next Door. Season 2 272 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:15,620 damn it. They sent me a Christian album. They sent me some random chick who I'm 273 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:20,940 sure it's a lovely person but I'll be damned if I have to listen to her music. 274 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:29,300 Anyway the more you learn. I'll buy it from you later it's fine. So now I know 275 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:32,780 I know somebody that probably want that. You can have it. The hell am I 276 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:37,980 gonna do with it? It's not gonna change my life. 277 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:49,620 I'll die a pervert. 99 years old still chasing ass. So last week I've talked a 278 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:53,540 little bit about unfinished business. The movie starring Vince Vaughn and I told 279 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:58,240 you how weird it was that the actor that played in the movie one of the three 280 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:03,060 principal characters I guess the main cast how he just suddenly died like two 281 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:06,820 days after I was to start watching the movie again and I you know how crazy 282 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:11,420 that was. I think I didn't exactly explain it too well the movie because I 283 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:14,220 kind of just I tend to jump from point to point instead of sticking from to a 284 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:18,380 straight line. If you ever if I ever made a rail system like for trains she 285 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:25,540 would be horrendous. Just stop start in a turn circle to back up. What the fuck is 286 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:31,100 going on with this train system? Change different scales. Back and forth 287 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:38,580 between sizes of rails. Fucking switch from trains to the ubers. So anyway so I 288 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:41,700 went back and I watched the movie last night and I took copious notes basically 289 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:46,220 from the beginning of the movie to the very end of the movie in order so I will 290 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:50,540 explain the entire movie to the best of my ability so that you have at least a 291 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:57,540 cohesive story. So let's begin. So the main characters are Vince Vaughn of 292 00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:02,580 course. Well the main characters are... fuck here we go. I didn't write down their names 293 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:12,340 at all. Let me go to Google. By the way it's Google. It's not fucking Bing. It's 294 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:17,220 not Yahoo. It's Google. Everyone's trying to say I'm gonna check that search 295 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:23,180 engine. What Google? That's all you're going to. Don't you lie to me. Alright so the 296 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:30,300 main characters are Daniel Dan Trunkman, Timothy McWinters, and Mike Pancake. So 297 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,980 we start with Dan and his boss Chuck are arguing because they're playing on 298 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:39,140 cutting Dan's salary by 5% next year and he can't have that because he's got a 299 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:44,340 wife, he's got kids. Like the 5% is a massive deduction in income. 300 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:48,740 Especially if you have a set budget with what you're making. So he 301 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:54,460 decides to leave and start his own business and before he leaves he 302 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:59,460 gets in front of everybody in the fucking the office and he's 303 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:02,860 like he asked if anyone wanted to come with him to start a brand new business. 304 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:08,700 You can start on the cutting room floor of a new venture and of 305 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,580 course then he's outside in the parking lot walking like a defeated man 306 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:17,060 because no one came out with him and so he's putting his stuff in his truck and 307 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:22,900 he notices that Timothy, Tim, and Mike are following behind him and he gets all 308 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:27,740 excited thinking that they came with him after what he said but they didn't. Well 309 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:31,940 Tim didn't. He just got fired. He got fired because there's a mandatory age 310 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:37,180 limit at his company and he's 67 so they just dumped him which I think is 311 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:43,140 like discrimination. So Dan's like so you still want to work? 312 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:48,700 He's like yeah I'm only 67. So he hires Tim on the spot and then he looks over to 313 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:52,860 Mike and he asked Mike do you want to work for me? He's like Mike's like yeah. 314 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:56,900 So what did you do at Dynamic? I think that's what it's called the 315 00:15:56,900 --> 00:16:01,500 company and he's like I didn't work there I was just having an interview but 316 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:06,900 he had brought his office belongings to show confidence. So Dan has 317 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:11,020 an improv to interview with him right then and there. He's like so what do you 318 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:13,980 do? Like I used to work at Footlocker. It's like reasons for quitting. I don't 319 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:19,700 like feet and so he's like alright do you work hard? He's like yeah and he's 320 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:23,900 like how hard? He's the hardest. So he's just random. He's just whatever random 321 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:29,060 shit he can say but I guess Dan wins him over so he hires him on the spot and 322 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:35,700 then it jumps two years later or no one year later and Dan's outside of Dunkin 323 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:40,540 Donuts having a conversation on the phone and Tim and Mike are watching him 324 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:44,140 through the window. He goes back and he tells him that the deal that they've 325 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:49,100 been working on for the last year has finally been set. It's going through. 326 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:53,300 They just got to go to Portland, Maine and have the handshake. 327 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:56,860 The time-honored handshake because in this business they're like 328 00:16:56,860 --> 00:17:02,900 mineral deposits or mineral sales business. They decide that's the 329 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,980 business. The handshake is like a time-honored within their business. It's 330 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,900 not written on paper so I don't believe a handshake for nothing but in their 331 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:15,580 world the handshake is the most important endgame to the deal being done. 332 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:20,960 You get the handshake, the deal's done. So getting the handshake in this movie is 333 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,980 like the the the MacGuffin. Like the thing that they're trying to get they 334 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:30,440 cannot seem to get and so they're gonna go to Portland, Maine which like when 335 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:35,300 they said Portland to me I just assumed Oregon. Anyone that hears Portland 336 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,940 automatically assume Oregon. Yeah, oh yeah there's another Portland, Maine 337 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:43,860 co-figure and Mike's kind of excited or yeah Mike's excited he's like are we 338 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:48,580 gonna have like X-Blurs? And on this business trip he's like X-Blurs? Like 339 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:54,500 could you use that in a sentence? Like yeah Mike, Dan and Tim are gonna go to 340 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:59,900 Portland have some X-Blurs. Great way for you to see. And then Dan 341 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:03,340 realizes that he's saying exploits and he's like no I'm not gonna have any 342 00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:06,820 exploits. I'm just gonna go in get the handshake and leave but if you can have as many 343 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:12,220 exploits as you want. And then Tim asked him so is this are we is it gonna be a 344 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:17,700 fluffer on this deal? And Dan's like no and Mike's like what's Mike's basically like 345 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,980 our surrogate for this moment like because we don't know what a fluffer is. 346 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:23,780 I mean I know what a fluffer is because I'm a pervert but in the context of the 347 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:27,460 their world I don't know what a fluffer is. Right. And it turns out a fluffer for 348 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:33,700 them is when a company wants to make a sweetheart deal with a friend they and 349 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:37,780 to make it look legitimate they would have another team or another company 350 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:41,780 that they would pretend to do business with up until the very end of the deal 351 00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:46,260 but then but just string them along the entire time. And Dan's like no no 352 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:50,180 fluffer it's just us we get the handshake we're done. So there's no 353 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:57,260 fluffer on this deal allegedly. So let's see where we go. So Dan gets home and he 354 00:18:57,260 --> 00:19:00,020 walks in like he's gonna go tell this family that he's leaving for the for a 355 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:03,780 couple days to do the deal. He knocks on his son's door but then he goes right in 356 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:06,980 without like stopping anything right. His son freaks out he turns his computer 357 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:11,740 monitor off and Dan's like oh don't worry. He basically gives a whole 358 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:16,640 masturbation talk. He's like everything's perfectly normal. These are the 359 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:20,020 things you do and there's no crime here. No one's being put on trial. Like you 360 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:23,780 know as a gentleman you do your business and then you you know you put it put it 361 00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:27,220 away you get back to business. And he's like you know I used to do stuff all 362 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:30,780 the time like three or four times but now I'm too tired from doing other stuff 363 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:35,660 so I can't do the stuff that I used to do like I used to do. And it's a very 364 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:40,700 sweet like trying to be like not feel making some feel embarrassed. Right. I'm 365 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:44,940 trying to like an actual like a decent like or not decent how do I put it 366 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:49,340 like like I bet you like if my parents are you know what I mean like but you 367 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:54,220 know I mean like any rate like he's like a very mature father. Right. I kind of 368 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:59,180 like the dad in American Pie when he caught his son fucking an apple pie and 369 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:03,820 he just he's just like well I mean we'll just tell your mom we ain't at all. That 370 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:06,580 was the most understanding that's the word I'm looking for. He's a very 371 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,620 understanding father. He's like you know when I was like Dan's like you know when 372 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:13,060 I was a kid Paul my sister used to have these lingerie magazines that I would 373 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:16,980 like you know sneak away to use. Like nowadays you kids can just you know go 374 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:21,060 online and watch a clown fucking alpaca. I'm like that's a weird that was a weird 375 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:25,620 choice for you to tell him. And he's like don't worry Paul it's no big deal it's 376 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:29,380 none of it's a big deal. You know you just do your business you know but you 377 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,500 got to do it in the bathroom because your door doesn't have a lock if your 378 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:36,300 sister walks in on you that's no good. So you know they hug it out. 379 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:40,580 Give me a hug son but you know I know what those hands been doing. He leaves 380 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:44,980 Paul goes back to his computer and turns it on and you realize he's not 381 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:49,140 watching porn he's watching his like Facebook page that people have just 382 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:52,460 posted like the meanest shit. They just made him look like an elephant like 383 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:58,820 the kid from Willy Wonka that blew up into a balloon turned blue or 384 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:03,020 like having them like his face positioned over the body of a sumo 385 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:07,780 wrestler and then had like don't eat me Paul on the bottom. I'm like God dang. 386 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:14,580 So after that Dan goes into the kitchen and him and his wife have the 387 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:18,940 discussion of private school for Paul because he's high and very isolated in 388 00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:22,020 his school that he is right now and he's getting picked on he can't like come 389 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:26,460 out of his shell. So they're like we need to talk about getting him into a new 390 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:29,500 private school for next year and Dan's like all right we'll talk about it on 391 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:34,300 the phone on FaceTime and later today because he's got to catch his flight. So 392 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,180 and then she says like he's about to leave without eating and she said you 393 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:40,620 have to eat because men over 40 they could have fainting spells if they don't 394 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,620 eat properly and they'll have they'll lose muscle mass and all this other 395 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:50,340 stuff and he's just like I gotta go. So he talks to his daughter and she asked 396 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:53,420 him what he's taking to the flight to on the trip and all he does is take a book 397 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:56,860 and some shoes so all he does is read and run which is funny because all I do 398 00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:03,300 is read and write. Go figure. And so she asked him to do his homework or her 399 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:07,300 homework for him it's like a it's called who's your daddy. It's basically just the 400 00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:10,940 homework of what his father what her father does for a living or what he's 401 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:17,380 like or all that right and it causes a great way to add over a voiceover that 402 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:20,980 feels natural in the movie which is like I'm if I ever remember this little 403 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:26,500 gimmick I'm gonna keep it. So he starts talking in a voiceover about so who's 404 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:31,980 your daddy and he explains that he's he worked as a a swarf salesman that sells 405 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:36,540 metal residue after construction of massive objects like the Golden Gate 406 00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:40,220 Bridge. He started saying this and he's like I forget it's just fucking boring. 407 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:45,620 And then he just like you know he cuts it down. He said that he's worried that 408 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:50,100 uh because swarfs kind of on a downgrade this year so he's probably this real 409 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:54,180 this deal is really important or his business is going under which COVID 410 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:59,340 should take care of a lot of businesses. Yeah. I mean man. I think it was 411 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:07,660 something like 60% of all restaurants in New York City. Fuck. It was a lot and the 412 00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:12,220 same thing goes for California. It was tough. I'm glad I wasn't in either one of 413 00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:18,100 those states at the time. But this is 2015 no COVID in sight but it's just you know 414 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:24,340 companies go under and it sucks. Yeah. So he the him so I'm gonna call the team 415 00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:28,900 from now on if I have to ever say the team it's Dan, Tim and Mike. So the 416 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:33,340 team gets to the airport they go up to the uh Norbanian Airport so they go to 417 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:37,740 the place where they give the tickets to the people. The boarding section I guess. 418 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:43,340 And Tim's or Dan's excited because his name is next on the upgrade list and 419 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:47,780 he's never been upgraded. 31 flights he had that year last year making the deal. 420 00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:52,620 Not once was he upgraded. So he gets upgraded and he's all happy as hell. He 421 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:55,820 they're like you guys go up to play like he tells them you touch him like peasants 422 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:59,980 like make sure to go into the plane from the back. We don't want to see 423 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:05,460 you walking past the front of the first class. And so he's Dan sitting in first 424 00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:11,180 class just happy as hell and you have all these military veterans go by and a 425 00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:14,740 lot of people are giving up their first class seats for the military guys and 426 00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:20,300 going into coach or business class I guess. And Dan's like and like the 427 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:24,620 line is stopped. So there's a soldier looking right dead at him right. He's 428 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:29,220 like trying to sip his orange juice. It's like I would give you my seat any 429 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:33,700 other time but I've never in my life been upgraded to first class. 12 years 430 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:38,460 like he's been working 12 years in this business. Not once has he ever upgraded 431 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:42,500 to his first class. The sergeant's like it's okay no problem. I mean then Dan's like 432 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,660 oh thank you for your service. So he goes to shake his hand. The guy pulls his hand 433 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:52,140 out and it's just a claw like a metal. And Dan's like and he like he just puts 434 00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:56,660 his first three fingers on the tip of the claw right and shakes it. He looks he 435 00:24:56,660 --> 00:25:01,060 turns back but then he like he realizes how terrible that is. He goes back and 436 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:04,580 he gives him a full handshake grabs the whole claw shakes it like I want you to 437 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:10,020 have my seat and he leaves to the back. Dan leaves to the back. Which at that point 438 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:14,940 you had to anyway. Yeah. So he gets like he he's in the back with Mike and 439 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:19,740 with the team Mike and Tim and he tells Tim or he tells Mike not to say his name 440 00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:23,660 his full name because he's afraid that if Mike says his full name on the 441 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:30,580 during the meeting that uh you son of a bitch. During the no one ever 442 00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:33,940 texts me I mean anyone anytime else but they'll do it whenever I'm driving or 443 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:39,460 doing a podcast here comes the fucking floodgates. He tells Mike not to 444 00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:43,740 he's afraid if Mike uses his full name it distracts people from pertinent 445 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:47,860 business stuff and he's like what's wrong with my name. So he tells him to 446 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:53,020 say his name. He's like Mike he's like Mike pancake and then Tim just bursts out 447 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:59,980 fucking laughing. He's like oh I just forget that his name is Mike pancake. So 448 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:06,300 on the shuttle bus from the the plane to their I guess hotel or whatever it's 449 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:10,420 FaceTime. So face time Dan has to FaceTime his wife to talk about the 450 00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:15,860 the private school and when he starts FaceTiming and his son Paul picks up and 451 00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:20,620 his wife just runs in and says like Paul just got arrested for shoplifting. He's 452 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:27,180 like oh shit. So he finds out his son was arrested because he was trying to steal 453 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:32,340 let's see what he's trying to steal a five shade palette of show-stopping 454 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:38,780 eyeshadows. Yeah he was trying to put this eyeshadow on his eyes to go talk 455 00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:45,060 to the goth kids and try to connect. He could get a click. Yeah but he ended up 456 00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:49,540 putting teal on his eyes instead of dark colors so now he and he says that not 457 00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:52,020 only can he not fit in with anybody he can't even fit in with the kids that 458 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:59,540 can't fit in. So now Paul's like well damn. So his wife's like like he's like 459 00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:02,820 oh crap we gotta talk about this private school and she's like it's gonna be 460 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:08,260 $19,000 for this private school and Dan says 19 and he like shuts his mouth or 461 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:12,420 like he keeps his mouth open and pretends he's the camera froze. Right. Well 462 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:15,320 the FaceTime froze. Like bear in mind as you're watching the movie you can 463 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:19,300 clearly see him bobbing back and forth with the you know with the lotion the 464 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:23,980 car. I don't know why she didn't notice that. I would have noticed. Like why are you 465 00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:29,980 still moving? You didn't freeze at all. And he has another he has a second 466 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:33,900 voiceover where he's talking about he's worried about his son because like he has 467 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:38,060 you know at his age you know he's he sticks out physically from the other kids 468 00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:41,780 and they're picking on him and he wants to help him you know get through it but 469 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:46,660 he has to also worry about this deal because he really really needs this deal. 470 00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:51,380 So he decides like with the with the private school and the deal he's like 471 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:55,180 his mind is really cluttered so he's gonna go on a run. 472 00:27:55,180 --> 00:28:01,020 Unfortunately his daughter packed his mom's or her mom's running gear not his. 473 00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:10,620 So it's like a top a tight tight lead just like what are they like 474 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:13,460 what are they leggings or what are they called? 475 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:18,900 Tights? Not like that like brand now. Like the Lululemon? Like yogurt yeah like 476 00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:23,100 they always stuffing what not yeah and he's like well dang so I can't run so 477 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:27,340 let me just get a junior wine from the junior minibar go to the balcony and 478 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:32,300 just have a moment just a damn moment just one damn moment and he breaks open 479 00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:35,780 the by the way like I'm gonna stand out on a balcony and overlook in the 480 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:41,380 ocean and just drink some wine and he's about to take the drink that's the the 481 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:47,020 sip of wine and he looks over and of all the people in the next balcony over it 482 00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:52,740 had to be his ex-boss Chuck. Chuck poor noise she's there and she's like hey 483 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:55,700 dad and Chuck and dad like hey Chuck what are you doing here? 484 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:59,180 Oh you know me? She's about to go meet with the Benjaminsons and the 485 00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:08,660 Benjaminsons is the company that Dan is there to see so he's like no and so it 486 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:13,420 then it comes to a weird scene of Mike stealing stuff from the hotel room like 487 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:19,020 he steals all the little like soaps and shampoos he steals a bathtub he steals a 488 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:24,080 whole freaking air a hairdryer like you know like a full hairdryer he just puts 489 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:31,300 it in his he just puts it in his luggage well that's weird so then Mike is 490 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:37,460 getting his presentation ready and the maid comes in and she starts 491 00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:43,580 cleaning and she says like just watch me clean and touch yourself while I clean 492 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:50,380 he's like huh? My dad freaks out like what? And then it cuts to Tim talking to 493 00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:56,420 a man and he's like I've never done this before like from while you're cleaning 494 00:29:56,420 --> 00:30:00,580 could you could you talk to me and maybe maybe show me some titty I like to see 495 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:04,700 some titty I'm not seeing enough titty from you and you realize that he hired 496 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:09,020 the sex maid for himself but it ended up in Dan's room and not his right and 497 00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:12,980 Timothy's like he was like I want to want to pretend to be someone else for 498 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:17,940 a little bit so could you call me Tony Stark and talk about my iron cock? 499 00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:28,180 Like God dang Tim. He wanted that business and so Dan comes in he's like the the 500 00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:32,780 sex maid that you hired is she's in my room this is the actual maid so Timothy's 501 00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:38,660 just like you're doing a great job with the cleaning. It's so funny 502 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:42,940 awkward to me because he's also like she's like I don't think she spoke 503 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,780 English so she's like okay and he's like okay she's like okay and he's like okay 504 00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:52,180 they said okay back and forth like five times okay so then Dan gets mad and he 505 00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:55,780 starts yelling at both of them like let's stop drinking champagne 506 00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:59,980 because because Mike was just downing a whole bottle a full bottle of champagne 507 00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:04,620 in his room and let's not let's stop buying women we got a deal with this 508 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:11,540 situation like it is imperative that we we close this deal and then Mike's like 509 00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:17,020 what is what's that E word and he's like and like he's Dan's like I didn't say an 510 00:31:17,020 --> 00:31:22,140 E word and then I look back I got around the the scene back I'm like in his whole 511 00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:26,540 little like a monologue there his whole little tirade he not one of his words 512 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:34,180 has started with an E it's imperative was like in parallel it's like in parallel 513 00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:39,180 it is so then Dan goes on he goes on a run to clear his head and like Tim's 514 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:43,480 like we the meetings in an hour he's like I have to go I have to clear my 515 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:49,100 mind so he wears his wife's clothes and he runs outside and there's a weird 516 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:52,540 thing that I cannot get over because I wish there was commentary on this movie 517 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:56,740 but there's not there's there's hardly any special features or bonus I'm like 518 00:31:56,740 --> 00:32:02,260 man that sucks there's this moment where he's running in Portland Maine and it's 519 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:07,740 cold as fuck but he's like you know it's like just heated by the running I guess 520 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:12,740 right and he gets to a crosswalk where you got to press the button mm-hmm for 521 00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:18,300 like though the walking and this little he stands up against to the the the pole 522 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:23,420 and this little Asian woman comes in and just fucking boom hits that shit hard as 523 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:29,140 fuck but the button he's like oh fuck scared the shit out of him right and so 524 00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:33,100 he goes back to watch it to by the way from what I hear I don't know if this is 525 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:37,060 true or not but apparently real runners when they stop at like a crosswalk and 526 00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:40,660 stuff they kind of like bend down and like put their hands on their like knees 527 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:44,540 to get to catch their breath and like fake runners would do like to the stop 528 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:49,420 jogging motion I don't know if that's true or not I heard that somewhere you 529 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:53,020 know like when when runners like don't jog in place while they're waiting for 530 00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:56,580 the light to turn apparently the real joggers they they stop completely like 531 00:32:56,580 --> 00:33:01,500 could you know to catch their breath I don't know it's funny that's something I 532 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:05,180 learned and I saw Dan do the real one and the good the other chick do like the 533 00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:08,580 fake jogger yeah I think it's more of like if you're anxious or not though 534 00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:12,540 that I know that there's people that do run where it's like they just like 535 00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:17,060 there's so much fucking energy so anyway he's doing the like he's at the 536 00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:22,860 exhausted like arresting pose and this guy comes in he's about to press the 537 00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:28,140 button again and Dan smacks the shit out of his hand he said no don't press the 538 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:31,740 button it's already done and I'd never understood what the fuck that was for 539 00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:35,560 that little scene it was so weird to me it's still weird to me this day we saw 540 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,300 that movie like nine six or like nine eight years ago yeah and I keep seeing 541 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:41,780 I'm like why does he why does he stop the guy from pressing the button I 542 00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:45,140 don't understand it's like it's hard to be impressed I guess so but there was no 543 00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:50,300 reason it was weird to me so Dan ends up going to the meeting place still wearing 544 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:55,700 his his fucking wife's clothes he meets his contacts for the meeting like that 545 00:33:55,700 --> 00:34:00,300 he's been building the meeting the deal with all this year Bill Williamson and 546 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:05,100 he meets Chuck there as well who's talking to Bill and he meets Bill's boss 547 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:11,640 Jim if you need to know what he looks like Jim is basically a cyclops for 548 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:19,200 X-Men it's the actor and Bill Bill is freaking not the the he's the big the 549 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:25,380 heaviest set one from Shaun of the Dead if you didn't know what they look like 550 00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:30,860 yeah and so Chuck goes into this weird thing where she keeps looking at 551 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:35,740 Dan's like crotch because like as tight as those fucking 552 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:40,620 shorts are right those pants she cannot see his dick or balls and it is it's 553 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:44,660 like highly alarming to her so you think I can see your dick or balls but I can't 554 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:52,100 it's weird it's like you're gonna be staring at my dick so they go up and at 555 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:58,020 this point you clearly realize that Jim Bill's boss and Chuck Dan's ex-boss are 556 00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:02,820 really good friends like they probably fucked is what it looks like that's what 557 00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:07,820 they're trying to imply here I wish it was commentary so I could be sure but so 558 00:35:07,820 --> 00:35:11,620 Dan's kind of freaked out now because now Jim has reopened the deal back up 559 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:15,860 to first term rates so they gotta they gotta do their entire presentation over 560 00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:19,420 again that they've been working off the last year and really restart the entire 561 00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:24,540 deal process now that Chuck's their new competitor and like Dan's like this is 562 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:32,100 weird so they they're up in the office with the Ben Jamison team you got Jim 563 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:38,100 and Jim and Bill and it's another guy and you got the team and Dan's like going 564 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:41,420 through his presentation with like the on the on the TV he's like using like 565 00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:45,900 the PowerPoint files and whatnot and then like now if you look closely and 566 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:50,540 boom he fucking passes out he just fucking he faints the fainting spell 567 00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:56,060 that his wife from earlier yeah he just he just he just drops her and then like 568 00:35:56,060 --> 00:36:00,700 Tim and Mike come and help him up right and like Mike Dan's like what was the 569 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,780 last thing I said Mike's like fuck because he's like when he hit the 570 00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:08,460 floor which is literally wasn't the landing like that's all we wanted him to 571 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:11,860 say he wanted like on the presentation when he let but you know Mike's being 572 00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:18,380 literal so you said fuck right before you get to fucking so he has Mike take 573 00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:22,980 over the the presentation process the event or whatever what's it called the 574 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:28,620 presentation and he's like I am Mike bank pancakes and did fucking ruin the 575 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:34,060 meeting say what's your last name the pancake the game it's Greek like the 576 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:39,420 breakfast so he completely ruined the meeting which is funny because he said 577 00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:44,280 that his name is Greek right and when Jim and Dan are talking later after the 578 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:50,580 meeting Dan or Jim tells them they had to reopen the the the deal process over 579 00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:56,380 again with another another company because the swarf business had bottomed 580 00:36:56,380 --> 00:37:00,100 out in Greece so that's kind of weird that they use greasing you know what I 581 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:04,060 mean yeah I guess the writer was just a Greek on his mind when he wrote both 582 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:12,300 scenes so now they have to go to basically now what happened here let me 583 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:18,260 let me reorganize myself so now the team has to go to Berlin and present to the 584 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:24,140 group called Gelger which is the parent company of Ben Ben Jameson yeah it's 585 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:28,460 Ben Jameson's parent company like you know like like Johnson and Johnson owns 586 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:33,140 a whole bunch of companies right and Gelger owns Benjamin Ben Jameson so if 587 00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:37,980 they can get the good with Gelger Ben Jameson got no choice and he can he can 588 00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:44,540 he can be Chuck in the deal so they go so they get to Berlin and no they don't 589 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:48,420 get to Berlin they go to this pier in Portland which I don't know if it's a 590 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:52,420 restaurant like they're just sitting out there on this pier like there's boats 591 00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:55,460 everywhere they're on a table there's a little one of those little red candles 592 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:59,700 in the center of the the table which is like the the the universal sign of a 593 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:05,500 restaurant diner dinner a restaurant right and I'm thinking like there should 594 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:11,340 nobody out there is one table on one pier there's a freaking Pepsi machine in 595 00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:15,860 the corner like on the edge of the like back on like the mainland and I got 596 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:19,260 neither I don't understand the scene I like it like I really love the scene 597 00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:23,500 because I love unique little places that are like out of the ordinary yeah but 598 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:27,460 I'm like why are they sitting out on the pier on the table there's no food on 599 00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:33,460 their table right it's cold as fuck because you can see their breath like 600 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:37,020 are they eating dinner out here maybe it's one of those restaurants that like 601 00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:41,420 in the summer it's really popular right but because it's fucking balls cold no 602 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:45,060 one's gonna get out but they're like and put me the foods like cheaper but there 603 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:48,620 was no food there so I don't understand the scene they're just sitting there 604 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:51,700 and Tim's talking about like he really wants his deal to go through because he 605 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:55,220 wants to divorce his wife who's excessively cruel has been the only 606 00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:58,540 woman he's ever slept with and he just wants to get some fucking on it's 607 00:38:58,540 --> 00:39:01,380 basically what he said like he said it a lot sweeter than that but he just wants 608 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:05,740 to get his fuck on right he wants to fuck somebody wheelbarrow position but 609 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:09,060 he can't do with his wife because the web decides what his wife's the size of 610 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:14,300 a vending machine it would break his back to hold both her legs on is what he 611 00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:18,580 is what I interpreted he was saying like she looks like that the Pepsi machine 612 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:26,460 over there like that one was that the person that's on all these shows now 613 00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:33,700 where they call it Gorlock oh that one woman that's not her actual name is or 614 00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:38,580 is that a mean they call her I learned it that's not very nice 615 00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:46,980 Gorlock to destroy so uh so yeah Tim needs this deal to go through and the 616 00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:50,940 you know Mike and Dan have a weird exchange about like your wife square 617 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:54,300 because he has Mike asked him if his wife's square and Mike's like a 618 00:39:54,300 --> 00:40:00,780 rectangular yes and he's like but the Pepsi machine square and then Dan's 619 00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:04,540 like that that's simple right here like he does the whole he doesn't like you 620 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:08,820 can tell he's doing a rectangle and that's square and Mike's like by the way 621 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:13,740 the actor that plays Mike Dave Franco if you like there's like there's like a 622 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:19,660 five minutes like interview thing on the bonus features well there's that and 623 00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:22,940 like you know those stock images of office people like just standing looking 624 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:28,620 happy yeah they have that on the DVD as well but it's just Mike and Dan is super 625 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:32,500 imposed under a bunch of fucking stales of business people like dad going like 626 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:36,420 this at a presentation Mike smiling to with his group of people in the office 627 00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:40,660 weird as fuck but there's like a five minute like little like behind the 628 00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:45,740 scenes of like making the movie and like you can tell it's two different people 629 00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:49,460 the actors a different person and then the character he played Mike which is 630 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:53,460 like the pretty much to the essence of acting right now we can you can when you 631 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:57,860 can see the person as one way and they can and then when you see him in a 632 00:40:57,860 --> 00:41:03,060 different way it's he's him it's him acting because like Mike has this goofy 633 00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:07,080 thing we're like he tends to blink when he's nervous with just one eye instead 634 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,740 of both you know he just blinks with his left eye and I noticed that because I 635 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:14,700 watched a movie like ten times now yeah and I'm like that's like an actor choice 636 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:20,140 right there I'm like that's fucking good like his whole speech pattern is 637 00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:24,380 different than Dave's is what he's doing the interview it's it's amazing but like 638 00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:27,260 you know this is a little intricate little idiosyncrasies you notice when 639 00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:31,420 you watch a movie a hundred and seven times start when noticing every little 640 00:41:31,420 --> 00:41:40,380 thing basically yeah so so they decided to go to Berlin to present to Benjamin's 641 00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:45,340 his parent company and yeah I even wrote here restaurant in my notes and I'm like 642 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:48,140 I don't know what the fuck kind of restaurant it was but we got to go there 643 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:54,940 one day and so Dan does his third voiceover because he really like on the 644 00:41:54,940 --> 00:42:00,740 plane he does his third voiceover and he says like now I know why my Paul didn't 645 00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:04,900 want me to come in his room on his computer it wasn't because of he was you 646 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,460 know doing stuff it was because he was going through his Facebook and seeing 647 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:11,720 all the mean comments and like Dan's going through his son's Facebook and all 648 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:17,180 the mean stuff people put on there and so now he's really worried about his son 649 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:22,500 and Mike meets a woman on the plane maybe she's telling him like and by the 650 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:27,540 way the same thing about now that I'm noticing like the acting from the movie 651 00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:32,420 she almost comes off as condescending because she says like he says like so 652 00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:37,420 donkey means thank you and she's like like but she does it's not meant to be 653 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:40,600 condescending because she likes him right yeah but if you see the scene at 654 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,260 first she's being real like when she does like the almost like she does an 655 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:46,700 eyebrow without rolling her eyes right like you'd have to see it but I'm like 656 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:50,700 she looks like she's being an asshole so that's right thank donkey means thank 657 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:53,780 you like that's that's the way I interpret it when she tilts her head up 658 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,860 and comes back down it looks like she's being condescending they probably 659 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:59,620 should have talked to her about that in the scene because that looks to me if I 660 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:03,220 was a director that was condescending as fuck the way you did that I'm gonna 661 00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:11,420 need you to change that of head motion like it was just like exactly exactly 662 00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:15,700 exactly what she did I'm like I was not what she meant to do for the character 663 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:21,340 in the scene right so the team gets to Berlin where am I I fucking lost my 664 00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:26,220 place oh yeah so the team gets there they rent a car and for whatever reason 665 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:29,580 they made it the by the way Mike's character is autistic in this movie is 666 00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:33,460 what I'm guessing so he's not like like he's really good with numbers and people 667 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:37,620 but he also has like these deficiencies like social deficiencies right stuff 668 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:41,980 like that so I don't know why they let Mike order the GPS in this computer in 669 00:43:41,980 --> 00:43:47,580 this in this car because he decided to order it in German and like he's and you 670 00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:51,220 know his rationale was like well because we're in Germany and we need to have the 671 00:43:51,220 --> 00:43:55,180 German so that it would know all the German streets and German names and then 672 00:43:55,180 --> 00:43:58,300 dad's like if it was in English you would still have the streets names but 673 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:03,100 they'd still be in English Mike what the fuck he was like he'd lost like I don't 674 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:07,420 know like the computer kept saying fuguerslagen then what the fuck does that 675 00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:13,460 even mean Mike fuguerslagen and he's damn losing his fucking shit like see 676 00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:18,300 pancake what the fuck does that even mean I love there like you can tell when 677 00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:21,900 people are close especially like like people that aren't family right right 678 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:24,700 like when they then they can argue with each other and they go back to being 679 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:31,060 normal that's like true like level of like closeness mm-hmm like you could like 680 00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:35,460 you couldn't be that with like a regular co-worker right but Mike dances 681 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:41,140 cussing Mike out and then like sorry but he's like sorry so they get on the 682 00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:45,660 Autobahn and they get on the wrong side like not only on the wrong side but they 683 00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:51,760 go up a ramp and the other ramps oncoming traffic so everyone's going by 684 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,940 they're cussing them out and Dan's like thank you I don't know what you said but 685 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:58,340 I'm sure it wasn't helpful like thank you I'm a guest in your land but thank 686 00:44:58,340 --> 00:45:03,740 you there's a little kid flips him off it was a funny little bit so they need 687 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:08,620 to go to the so they need to go to Hamburg in two hours and back Tim's like 688 00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:11,900 why and Dan's like because he needs to meet this woman named Helen 689 00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:17,460 Hartman who if she can drop her something this is where I don't know 690 00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:21,700 anything about this business if she drops something in the in her like 691 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:27,460 deal with him he can change his his deal to be able to beat Chuck like he can to 692 00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:32,980 take his percentage down to 17% if she like drops her like his her fees on like 693 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,780 her upfront fees and then she'll pay him back on the on the backside like double 694 00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:40,500 her like processing fees or something like it sounds like like if you were 695 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,120 like in the business you probably get a hard on but I was like I don't know what 696 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,620 the fuck she's talking about but I'm still enjoying the whole situation 697 00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:51,400 because like it's legit I can feel legitimate so they they call up the the 698 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,860 offices of Helen and they found out that she's taking a personal day and Dan's 699 00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:59,340 like could you by any chance tell me where she is like you know I don't know 700 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:03,260 why no one would never never tell you or I guess they would be if depending on 701 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:09,100 who you are right but uh she tells them that she's a she's went to uh it's 702 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:17,940 called a spritz right but it's fucking spelled s H V I T Z in the the con not 703 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:21,460 the commentary the uh what's the words at the bottom I forgot what to call the 704 00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:26,700 words caption the captions right it's spelled CHV ITC but it's they say 705 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:31,620 spritz that's how they say spritz in Germany I guess it's like it's like a 706 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:37,860 spa place yeah and so the dad wants the lady to go in there and bring it bring 707 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:41,820 Helen out but she's like don't worry it's a unisex spritz go all right on in 708 00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:47,620 so in they go and freaking Mike being like new to like he's never been out of 709 00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:52,660 town he's never been he never he's still a virgin he's never like had any 710 00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:57,340 exploits like he wants to have he's excited and this woman walks out she's 711 00:46:57,340 --> 00:47:01,340 coming out of the the spa as they're coming in and Mike's like a boobies big 712 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:03,860 boobies here they come they're right there look at the boobies he almost 713 00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:08,220 fucking grabs him by the way and then he like stops himself like big boobies and 714 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:13,360 so uh Dan's like all right you guys wait here let me go meet with Helen let me go 715 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:17,900 find her and of course Mike and Tim want to come with him like Tim's fucking 716 00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:22,480 starving for sex Mike also they're both who they need to get laid apparently 717 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:28,660 they want to go because there's naked women everywhere and the dad's like no 718 00:47:28,660 --> 00:47:33,340 she's gonna be freaked out if two three men grown men in full you know suits you 719 00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:38,460 know just gang up on her and when like a spa area so he's like I'll go by myself 720 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:42,340 I'll talk to her I'll be right back and then Tim's like we understand and then 721 00:47:42,340 --> 00:47:48,060 they leave and I don't know if this was a improv moment from the actor Dave or 722 00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:51,340 if it was part of the movie but he looks up he's like butt cracks two butt 723 00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:55,660 cracks but he drags Mike over and a day at him over to see these two women 724 00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:59,260 behind his glass and they're like asses are pressed up against the glass and 725 00:47:59,260 --> 00:48:03,940 he's all excited every time I see that scene I can't do they two butt cracks I 726 00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:13,540 wish I was my tip my my ring town two butt cracks so he gets there he talks to 727 00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:17,620 Helen and he tells her he tells her all the spiel that he's talking about and 728 00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:24,020 she she's like she agrees to her his new terms but she calls him a liar and he's 729 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:27,420 like what she doesn't agree at first she she calls him a liar when he 730 00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:31,220 propositions this new deal and he's like what my numbers are solid and she's not 731 00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:34,860 worried about the numbers she calls him a liar because I what kind of a prudish 732 00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:41,500 American comes into a an open spa in full fucking uniform right and he's like 733 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:47,740 what I love Europe and he so dad gets butt-ass naked in the to prove to her 734 00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:52,820 that he's not some prudish American yeah yeah and then they so the deal is 735 00:48:52,820 --> 00:48:57,220 settled but then Tim and Mike come in to check on him like we just came in to 736 00:48:57,220 --> 00:49:00,500 check on you make sure you're okay and of course Dan's butt-ass naked and Mike's 737 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:07,140 like I can see you boss and for whatever reason Mike gets a boner and Helen's 738 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:11,020 like huh looks like we got ourselves an excited pilgrim and Mike's like I'm 739 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:17,780 sorry and he puts his tie over his boner like our boners not allowed such a weird 740 00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:24,380 scene so that deal is set boom they're in the car going back to Berlin they 741 00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:28,380 got they had two hours to get to Hamburg they got to come back and the Mike's 742 00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:32,740 wife calls him and she starts having sex talk with him but it's over the 743 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:37,300 speakerphone so Dan's like you need to stop Tim and Mike are here because she 744 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:41,100 was saying like she's like you know she's got her hand her phone in her left 745 00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:45,100 hand she's got her right hand going down her belly doing little circles on her 746 00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:48,220 you know and he's like you're on speakerphone you're on speakerphone and 747 00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:53,420 you know they hate she says hello to Tim and Mike they hang up and then Mike's 748 00:49:53,420 --> 00:50:01,020 like I like to make circles too on my bike and then just that's it then for 749 00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:04,100 whatever reason there's a reindeer in the middle of the road and they end up 750 00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:08,820 but Dan's going a hundred miles an hour he can't stop the deer is like right 751 00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:13,580 there so he swerves because Mike says like just go right at it it'll it'll dart 752 00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:17,660 the deer the reindeer does not give a fuck he stands dead on in front of that 753 00:50:17,660 --> 00:50:23,020 car so Dan swerves he hits like the the little metal like partition that 754 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:28,620 separates like the road from like the the outside ground and whatnot and you 755 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:31,500 know tips his car over they come they flip over backwards and they end up in 756 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:36,180 the cornfield so they total their fucking rental car they got to walk back 757 00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:39,980 to Berlin it was a random scene it didn't really do much for the city at all 758 00:50:39,980 --> 00:50:44,300 yeah other than have damn have Dan yelling Mike again like Dan have you 759 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:48,500 seen a lot of reindeer in st. Louis running to and fro Mike and Mike's like 760 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:56,540 no I just imagine what I would do if I was a Ranger man and so they get up to 761 00:50:56,540 --> 00:51:03,580 the the the Gelger's office to do the meeting and Mike asked Tim again why is 762 00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:07,820 he called a wheelbarrow it's like could you hold the legs up like a wheelbarrow 763 00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:11,060 like you know the handles of a wheelbarrow like he asked about the 764 00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:16,220 wheelbarrow a lot right before the meeting his wife got Dan what Dan's wife 765 00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:20,540 calls and says you can you talk to your daughter there was a bullying incident 766 00:51:20,540 --> 00:51:25,700 in school he Dan Dan talks to his daughter says like no one likes a bully 767 00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:30,140 and their their parents are probably assholes this and that and you know you'll 768 00:51:30,140 --> 00:51:34,340 be a good kid all this and that and they hang up and as they're waiting for the 769 00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:37,980 meeting to start he checks because there's a video of the bullying incident 770 00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:41,620 he looks on it and it's not so a bullying his daughter it's his daughter 771 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:44,820 beating the shit out of some little Indian kid is what the video what he 772 00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:50,940 said to me so it turned out she was the bully so he's like he so he's like he 773 00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:53,180 looks at him like we gotta get the fuck we gotta get this fucking deal we gotta 774 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:56,700 get home I gotta get the fuck out of this whole family life's falling apart 775 00:51:56,700 --> 00:52:02,700 I gotta get home so the receptionist meets him at the outside the offices 776 00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:07,260 and tells them that their meeting has been pushed to Friday at 1130 which is 777 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:12,900 like two days later some shit like what so now their whole deal is ruined so 778 00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:17,980 then I gotta stay in Berlin like another two days or some shit mm-hmm and so Mike 779 00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:21,780 is looking for rooms for them they're in the park just sitting and contemplating 780 00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:26,300 life I guess and Mike's looking for rooms but the problem is Berlin is packed 781 00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:31,460 right it's October it is packed like they did a great job of making it like 782 00:52:31,460 --> 00:52:35,380 seem like like constant stuff happening to him just like the Oktoberfest stuff 783 00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:41,420 Oktoberfest the G8 Folsom Europe and the Berlin Marathon are happening that oh my 784 00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:47,900 gosh yeah like everything all at once Folsom Europe by itself had 25,000 785 00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:52,940 people come in out of town by the way they showed some weird videos on that 786 00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:57,940 like behind the scenes stuff for Folsom Europe whoof like a man wearing a dog 787 00:52:57,940 --> 00:53:01,740 mask over his face and having a chain and someone else caring of walking around 788 00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:08,980 ah well huh it's a huge gay festival I kind of put two and two together so she 789 00:53:08,980 --> 00:53:15,140 said the dog mask so Dan so Dan or Mike finds a room for Dan in his price range 790 00:53:15,140 --> 00:53:19,620 which is higher than there because he's the like the boss and then he finds a 791 00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:25,140 room for him and Mike or yeah Mike and Tim at a hostel like the hostels like 792 00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:33,580 for teenager yeah Tim's like 67 years old yeah because the lady tells him he's 793 00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:36,940 too old for a room so he's like where can I stay she can stay she can sleep in 794 00:53:36,940 --> 00:53:40,660 the hallway you can sleep in the stairway you can sleep with a business 795 00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:50,180 center he's like business center it is and on the on the on the the bus ride to 796 00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:54,020 because there's a car's gone on the bus ride to their like respective hotel 797 00:53:54,020 --> 00:53:57,460 rooms Mike asked again so how is it a real real 798 00:53:57,460 --> 00:54:00,980 wheelbarrow and Dan's fucking pissed I just hold her fucking legs up like a 799 00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:07,020 wheelbarrow fuck man yeah oh he's like I don't know why like when he goes of mine 800 00:54:07,020 --> 00:54:12,100 he loses temper so quick cuz it's kind of like a like a third son at this point 801 00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:17,300 yeah like he's like God will you just stop being he will not get through us 802 00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:23,900 the kid right so they're going to different hotels so they're they split 803 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:29,140 ways down down the street and Mike leaves and Tim's confronts Dan they're 804 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:35,100 like Dan don't you see what's going on where the fluffer like we you know what 805 00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,780 I mean like he pretty much lays it out that they're the fluffer because it just 806 00:54:37,780 --> 00:54:40,940 it seems like they're like you can tell getting strung along yeah yeah like 807 00:54:40,940 --> 00:54:45,540 they're getting strung along like they were told to come to Portland Oregon to 808 00:54:45,540 --> 00:54:49,140 do a handshake they didn't get the handshake they were told they didn't have 809 00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:53,420 to come to Berlin Dan insisted on coming to Berlin and meeting Gelger and when 810 00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:57,520 they tried to meet Gelger they pushed the meeting up like two days like where 811 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:01,420 the fluffer Dan and then he really lays it on him he tells him like two 812 00:55:01,420 --> 00:55:05,980 companies that owed him money both went bankrupt so I guess Tim kind of does 813 00:55:05,980 --> 00:55:10,260 like the finances the two companies that owed him money went bankrupt so they 814 00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:14,820 didn't have any any income June and July now we're in October so that means 815 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:18,580 they've been coasting on money from I guess earlier earlier jobs and like 816 00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:23,860 wherever they can get August September so they are flat broke and like if this 817 00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:27,460 deal does not get through the company's gonna go under like Dan had no 818 00:55:27,460 --> 00:55:31,060 idea like cuz he didn't but Tim didn't tell Dan right I'm sorry I should have 819 00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:33,980 told you but I thought this deal would go through like he would Tim was 820 00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:38,420 counting on this deal 100% and then he gets into like this little like really 821 00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:41,940 like sad moment where he's like like Dan I need this deal to go through because I 822 00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:46,860 just I just want to have a little joy in my life you know like he's like he just 823 00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:50,780 wants that like he's like he's like dealt with his you know wife this battle 824 00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:54,660 acts of a woman apparently and he's like I just want to have a little joy in his 825 00:55:54,660 --> 00:56:00,140 life you know while he still can mm-hmm he wants to like I just want I just want 826 00:56:00,140 --> 00:56:07,540 it 50 shit to gray hell I'd sell it for one shit of gray and he and like by the 827 00:56:07,540 --> 00:56:11,220 way you should reimburse me on that sex maid cuz you got all the good stuff but 828 00:56:11,220 --> 00:56:14,620 he wants Tim wants Dan to reimburse him on the sex man because they went to Dan 829 00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:22,300 that's like that's not gonna happen it was just a little funny bit so so Dan 830 00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:30,700 goes to his hotel right at the the Dottel and Annex and he goes in and he 831 00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:36,620 talks to start he calls Paul on the on FaceTime and he tells him about the 832 00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:40,220 stuff that uh you know him getting bullied and stuff and how you know you 833 00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:42,500 shouldn't let people you shouldn't talk to yourself the way people talk about 834 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:46,540 you right and all this and that and his son's like gets like distracted because 835 00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:49,740 there's a bunch of people behind his dad so Dan turns around and there's like 836 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:54,140 just like a whole group of people and like Dan's like what the fuck is going on 837 00:56:54,140 --> 00:56:59,020 like they're just looking out his window and he goes up to the receptionist to 838 00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:04,260 talk to the guy and he's like what like you find out that he's just signed up 839 00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:11,380 which I don't understand he's basically signed up to be in this museum in this 840 00:57:11,380 --> 00:57:17,300 room an installation room but he's the one paying them to be there and he's 841 00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:21,220 basically now art in there he's a display now he's called American 842 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:25,700 businessman 42 and I'm thinking like wait a way why does he have to pay you 843 00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:31,180 to be there wouldn't you guys have to pay him or in fact it not even be paid 844 00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:35,940 at all and just be like like free room and board because like a quick quick 845 00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:42,180 pro quote yeah you get the free room and they get to stare at you but for 846 00:57:42,180 --> 00:57:47,220 whatever reason he ends up paying for the whole the room and and then the guys 847 00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:52,060 like you are art and he's like I'm not I love I don't know why I fell in love 848 00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:56,540 with the receptionist because he's like like this guy just embodied like the 849 00:57:56,540 --> 00:58:02,860 artsy museum like clerk or whatever right well who's to say what's art or 850 00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:08,860 what's not art he's like my life is an art and people shouldn't watch say people 851 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:12,460 what he said he said like it's up to them to watch whatever they want I say 852 00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:16,220 it's up to them to choose what they watch and I think the way like he carries 853 00:58:16,220 --> 00:58:21,460 himself so like like not refined I guess kind of refined like just like with a 854 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:27,820 light one of those kind of like modern artists yeah just like so penhom and 855 00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:32,380 collected yeah he's like your art and like the one he said like well who can 856 00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:36,420 say after Dan says like I'm not art like well who can say but he's already 857 00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:40,660 just one of his eyebrows up and he says I don't know why like I wish I could like 858 00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:47,540 that character had been in the movie more so Mike is so I guess Dan says that 859 00:58:47,540 --> 00:58:51,900 he has to see he does stay at the hotel there's no there's nowhere else no other 860 00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:58,020 place all the fucking Berlin is fucking packed so he's now American Businessman 861 00:58:58,020 --> 00:59:05,340 42 and he's also paying for his room for some fucking reason yeah and so Mike 862 00:59:05,340 --> 00:59:08,380 goes out with the girl that he met on the plane that they're hanging out 863 00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:11,540 they're talking they're walking the streets of Berlin they go back to 864 00:59:11,540 --> 00:59:14,540 somebody so I don't know if it's her place or maybe she's there on vacation 865 00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:18,580 or some whatever place it is and they're doing they're doing the wheelbarrow 866 00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:24,900 position but they're doing it with Mike's you know you know how Mike is he 867 00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:28,680 ends up the one to get be in the wheelbarrow and not her so she's the one 868 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:33,260 holding him up by his legs and he's like I don't really like this position at all 869 00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:38,180 my balls really hurt and he's like he doesn't like does it feel good for you 870 00:59:38,180 --> 00:59:42,900 he's like no that in the slightest so the wheelbarrow position is completely 871 00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:49,740 fucking ruined on that not on that try so Dan has another voiceover he's running 872 00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:54,780 in the park again with someone's wife's he actually found some clothes I guess he 873 00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:59,020 I guess he bought some and he's running with these new clothes in the park he's 874 00:59:59,020 --> 01:00:02,060 talking about how is worried about like not only am I worried about Paul but I'm 875 01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:06,020 not worried about you because you beat the shit out of a little Asian kid so 876 01:00:06,020 --> 01:00:09,380 now he's worried about his daughter he's worried about his son he's worried about 877 01:00:09,380 --> 01:00:13,460 being the fluffer in this in this deal because now you can feel that he is and 878 01:00:13,460 --> 01:00:18,780 so he's like he's like forget this damn this run he goes back to his hotel room 879 01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:21,700 and started looking for Bill Wimsley the man that he built a deal with for the 880 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:30,300 last year Jim's I guess underling and so they and so Mike puts Bill's name into 881 01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:34,460 Instagram and he finds him and he says like we can look when he updates 882 01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:39,300 something we can look for him and he does up say update something and he 883 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:43,780 looks like he's in Folsom Europe so then they hit every gay bar in Berlin 884 01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:48,620 looking for Bill Wimsley and they have no luck at all they're like it's a quick 885 01:00:48,620 --> 01:00:53,020 montage like hey Bill Bill Wimsley you see them like everyone's like then Mike's 886 01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:57,220 like talking to a man he's like like oh you never been to a gay bar then no I've 887 01:00:57,220 --> 01:01:00,140 never this is my first time he this place so just so nice the guy's like you 888 01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:04,100 gay like no but you guys seem to be having a lot of fun like Mike's always 889 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:08,380 down for whatever apparently mm-hmm so they're having no luck it's been raining 890 01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:13,180 Dan's freshening up in one of these bathrooms and he turns around and so this 891 01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:18,100 dick comes through a glory hole just like a full fucking cock I'll give him 892 01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:20,740 respect that it wasn't just titties and ass you saw from women you see a lot of 893 01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:29,980 dicks here and have a quick sip of a mango madness so this dick comes out and 894 01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:34,380 he's like they dance like what the fuck and the guy starts having a conversation 895 01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:38,080 with him about asking about the rain asking about like and Mike's like and 896 01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:42,180 Dan's trying to be as normal as possible but it's impossible when you're talking 897 01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:46,500 having a conversation with a penis and then another dick comes out of the 898 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:51,020 fucking wall so now there's two dicks he's talking to and one of them is like 899 01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:54,420 why don't you say just you know just green eggs and green eggs and hammock 900 01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:58,020 you remember the green eggs and ham book where like you just tried or whatever 901 01:01:58,020 --> 01:02:02,020 yeah and he's like Dan's like yeah I loved the book as a kid I don't remember 902 01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:09,260 the part of sucking cocks in the book so then Mike comes in and to look for Dan 903 01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:15,220 and he sees like whoa but he's just sees dicks just hanging from a wall and one 904 01:02:15,220 --> 01:02:18,180 of them says hi and the other one says hi and something about like a handshake 905 01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:22,120 right and I think Dan says something and Mike takes it literally because he goes 906 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:26,900 up to shake one of the dicks like a handshake and then Mike grabs it and 907 01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:30,460 just shakes it and then you realize he pulls away he's like kind of hard in my 908 01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:36,780 hand a little it's a weird sequence so then Dan he has his ass up against a 909 01:02:36,780 --> 01:02:41,140 wall I guess to protect his asshole it's his thinking and he gets someone and he 910 01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:45,200 but he put it over a hole so all of a sudden a dick just boom hits him in the 911 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:49,780 ass and he's looking it pushes him out off the wall and it's like a massive ass 912 01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:56,460 dick comes out by the way the dick for the actor is too dark to be his I'm dead 913 01:02:56,460 --> 01:03:01,060 like I know they had like a stunt dick right not the actor's actual dick but 914 01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:06,900 they should have picked a color a color equivalent dick because this thing was 915 01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:11,660 black and this message is a white man is what I'm trying to tell you here but 916 01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:18,780 that was not his day and the dick it turns out that bumped in Dan it is Bill 917 01:03:18,780 --> 01:03:25,100 Wimsley's penis it's a bill Bill Wimsley and it feels like yeah who's this it's 918 01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:31,020 Dan for me apex selects say hey Dan that like nervous like that embarrassed 919 01:03:31,020 --> 01:03:37,660 like hey Dan and like well I've been looking everywhere for you Bill I have 920 01:03:37,660 --> 01:03:42,020 these new numbers here I want you to look at and Bill does this great thing 921 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:47,800 like where he's like as you can see this wasn't the thing I was looking to do 922 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,900 tonight like he was like you have to watch it because I can't explain it well 923 01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:55,180 but he does like a pause unlike like and like you can tell within the pause that 924 01:03:55,180 --> 01:03:58,720 coming here to talk about numbers from his job is not what he came here to do 925 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:03,740 he came here to get his suck that his dick was his true plan so he's like 926 01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:07,300 what's your margin percentage and he's like 17% I well now that does have my 927 01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:12,260 he doesn't fucking fixes his glasses now that does have my attention so let me 928 01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:15,900 sort myself out and I'll meet you out back the beverage like let me put my 929 01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:19,780 dick away and I'll meet you out back you know he rides me up in this movie 930 01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:25,460 reminds me of Ron Jeremy without minus the sexual assault that he went to jail 931 01:04:25,460 --> 01:04:32,740 Ron Jeremy you're an evil man anyway moving on so they find that they find 932 01:04:32,740 --> 01:04:38,140 Bill and Dan shows him the numbers and Bill is just like wow these are amazing 933 01:04:38,140 --> 01:04:44,460 numbers like completely destroys Chuck's numbers from her company and so 934 01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:47,900 they decided to celebrate like yes the numbers work let's celebrate so they 935 01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:51,540 have a huge montage like a huge like montage which is like my favorite part of 936 01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:57,220 the movie like Tim takes ecstasy like he throw he shoots he throws a dart he's 937 01:04:57,220 --> 01:05:00,580 supposed to throw a dart at Mike's the apple on Mike's head but he throws it 938 01:05:00,580 --> 01:05:04,980 right his chest oh and then Mike doesn't even feel it he's like just throw it 939 01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:09,300 it's the waiting the stores part it's fucking hilarious they end up meet 940 01:05:09,300 --> 01:05:12,340 making friends with these sailors and they end up having a fistfight with the 941 01:05:12,340 --> 01:05:16,500 sailors then they go back to being friends with the sailors Mike has a 942 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:20,180 tequila slaps with this Asian businessman so they take a shot tequila 943 01:05:20,180 --> 01:05:25,460 and they slap the other guy and they just it's all going crazy so then after 944 01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:29,380 the after the party montage Dan and Bill they're having a heart-to-heart 945 01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:31,940 they're walking they're going back down they're walking down the street I guess 946 01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:39,340 Dan's walking Bill to his hotel room and they're having like a little like a 947 01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:43,700 little heart-to-heart about like you know like the Danny the thing is like 948 01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:47,380 I'm not the type of guy that just wants to put stick his dick into a hole like 949 01:05:47,380 --> 01:05:50,380 it's the only way it's like the only way you can get any like action nowadays 950 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:55,500 yeah he's like he's a middle-aged pear-shaped man and they start talking 951 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:59,420 about like the regrets of like the recent couple of years or whatever and 952 01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:05,700 how Dan's like he was training for the the St. Louis Marathon and he had got up 953 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:10,220 to 15 miles last year to run it but then because of the deal that he had to keep 954 01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:13,860 going like 31 trips to make the deal with Bill like he just ended up not 955 01:06:13,860 --> 01:06:18,100 doing the the marathon and then like Dan's our bills like yeah like with 956 01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:20,700 this deal all I've been doing and work with cuz of work all I've been doing is 957 01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:25,220 just packing food on I used to play rugby I used to be all kinds of riff 958 01:06:25,220 --> 01:06:29,980 tell him he's like I always tell Kaiser I love that line that he did the way he 959 01:06:29,980 --> 01:06:34,340 delivers it and like that's like well Bill don't worry you got a big dick 960 01:06:34,340 --> 01:06:38,500 yeah but I can't even suck that anymore so it turns out I can suck his own dick 961 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:47,060 back in the day so yeah I call like Rod Jeremy so the next day freaking dance 962 01:06:47,060 --> 01:06:52,260 card declines at the hotel at the other museum so they kick him out so you can't 963 01:06:52,260 --> 01:06:55,620 kick me out I'm art he's like you leaving will be art as well they fucking 964 01:06:55,620 --> 01:07:01,780 throw him out on his ass and what happened after that let's see let's see 965 01:07:01,780 --> 01:07:10,660 let's see so so the team gets there Mike Tim and Dan and instead of meeting 966 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:16,260 Gelgar they meet with Jim by himself no bill there no new numbers no nothing 967 01:07:16,260 --> 01:07:20,100 Jim's just gonna listen to their presentation that's it and they're like 968 01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:22,580 they're like they look completely defeated because they know damn well 969 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:28,180 just talking to Jim was not gonna work so they present to Jim and then later 970 01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:34,140 when Dan's this is yeah this is the more they know that the fluffer when they 971 01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:40,300 just meet with Bill by himself or no with Jim by himself right so Mike gets 972 01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:45,020 a call I don't know why I put Mike Dan gets a call from Mike I'm from Jim a 973 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:48,740 little bit later and tells him that they're gonna go with the Chucks team or 974 01:07:48,740 --> 01:07:52,740 a Chucks company instead of Mike's or instead of Dan's and Dan's like fuck so 975 01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:56,700 Dan finds some eyeliner eyeshadow some teal eyeshadow puts on his eyes and he 976 01:07:56,700 --> 01:08:06,100 calls Paul on the on the FaceTime I forget about FaceTime and he talks to 977 01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:12,020 him about well first he talks to his daughter and says like you're a kid and 978 01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:14,580 you don't have to worry about Paul because the reason she beat up that with 979 01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:17,020 that other kid was because they were making fun of Paul called double stub 980 01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:23,940 Oreo which are like a nasty Oreos by the way double stuff Oreos and he's like 981 01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:27,420 don't worry about Paul that's my job your job is just to be a kid just enjoy 982 01:08:27,420 --> 01:08:32,380 being a kid and oh by the way way earlier in the movie I forgot to I don't 983 01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:36,140 know where I missed it but his wife texted him it was during the hotel thing 984 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:40,100 when they were trying to get a hotel she texted him like we need to keep either 985 01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:45,620 we pull the we pull the trigger on the private school or no and he's like just 986 01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:50,100 do it but like now they don't have the money to you know but I had done it 987 01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:54,300 earlier so he's like fuck so then he talks to Paul and Paul's like oh you 988 01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:58,860 wear an eyeliner he's like yeah you know we got to be teal tough and he tells him 989 01:08:58,860 --> 01:09:03,860 like he basically tells him like look you're gonna go to school yeah you're 990 01:09:03,860 --> 01:09:07,140 gonna go to new school next year but it's not really gonna change anything you 991 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:09,900 just have to be tough you need to you know roll with the unit that you know 992 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:14,820 just like use them a good speech about it just like you have to accept yourself 993 01:09:14,820 --> 01:09:18,580 and not worry about what people say or what people do and just you know enjoy 994 01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:22,580 your life basically right like you know again I'm always here when you need to 995 01:09:22,580 --> 01:09:26,100 talk to me like you can tell me anything and I'll never tell it to you know they 996 01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:29,180 just in complete confidence no one will ever know but me right I buy like the 997 01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:36,340 best father bond best father-son like interactions I've ever seen like Dan 998 01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:41,100 like Vince Vaughn no less like always comes off as goofy and not serious he 999 01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:45,900 does really knock it out of the park in this movie to me and then Paul's like 1000 01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:50,540 thanks dad and then he's like so did you get the handshake and Paul and then he's 1001 01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:56,820 like ah he does the fake freeze like ah so Dan froze again so he still can't 1002 01:09:56,820 --> 01:10:01,300 fucking there is a moment in the movie earlier where he says like and your dad 1003 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:05,060 freezes when we're doing like the voiceover for the daddy assignment your 1004 01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:08,820 dad freezes sometimes when all those problems come crashing down all at once 1005 01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:11,660 he tends to freak on FaceTime so he doesn't have to deal with them right away 1006 01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:17,100 I don't know why this movie didn't do better than it did it is such a like it's 1007 01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:21,580 parts raunchy part sentimental such a perfect combination maybe because it was 1008 01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:26,380 R rated as well to be it was PG-13 it should have hit the big guy almost a 1009 01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:34,620 billion dollars so so that was the tune not getting through now Dan has to has 1010 01:10:34,620 --> 01:10:40,220 said fire Tim he's gonna have to fire Mike he's gonna have to but he just have 1011 01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:44,220 to commit defeat he ends up going out and drink with like these people that 1012 01:10:44,220 --> 01:10:48,020 know him as American like now in Berlin he's really famous as American Business 1013 01:10:48,020 --> 01:10:52,900 Man 42 these fans of him they invited to go out drinking so he gets fucking 1014 01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:57,220 shit-faced and he ends up sleeping on the street right just in the fuck just 1015 01:10:57,220 --> 01:11:03,420 in a parking van it's like I like a like a bench in the middle of nowhere and 1016 01:11:03,420 --> 01:11:07,120 Mike ends up being another girl and he successfully does the wheel he gets 1017 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:11,500 laid twice in this movie and he he ends up doing the wheelbarrow with this girl 1018 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:20,220 the right way he's like it's so obvious now this was the way so Dan's wandering 1019 01:11:20,220 --> 01:11:24,100 the street he's still doing the voiceover for his daughter is her 1020 01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:28,500 little assignment and he realized like you know what that's enough like no more 1021 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:33,580 he decides that he watches he walks in the Berlin Marathon and just this starts 1022 01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:36,740 the Berlin Marathon is going through he just like he just says fuck it he's in 1023 01:11:36,740 --> 01:11:39,780 his business suit he just started running with the Berlin with the Berlin 1024 01:11:39,780 --> 01:11:45,300 the joggers the runners I guess and like everyone's excited like the for whatever 1025 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:50,460 reason news like American Business Man 42 like the news anchors like 1026 01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:53,780 talking commenting on him being in the race and like you don't know what she's 1027 01:11:53,780 --> 01:11:57,220 saying this in German but you know she's an American Business Man 42 within the 1028 01:11:57,220 --> 01:12:02,140 little this phrase so he runs the whole fucking marathon I don't know how many 1029 01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:06,660 miles it is but it's just waking up off the fucking bench just running a 1030 01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:11,300 marathon does not seem easy to me but he looks he looks fucking ragged when he's 1031 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:16,060 the night and he did it so he like he does the voiceover he said like well now 1032 01:12:16,060 --> 01:12:19,220 we're gonna do I'm gonna get the team together and we're gonna get to Gelgar 1033 01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:22,620 and we're gonna seal this deal and I'm getting that got that handshake so for 1034 01:12:22,620 --> 01:12:27,100 whatever reason I guess because he had her hit rock bottom he just said fuck 1035 01:12:27,100 --> 01:12:32,860 it let me just run the Berlin Marathon and so and that gave him the motivation 1036 01:12:32,860 --> 01:12:37,340 to meet with Gelgar so he calls Bill up and says like Bill get me in there with 1037 01:12:37,340 --> 01:12:41,500 your the entire head of all of Gelgar pretty much to the boss of bosses here 1038 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:45,180 and Bill's like I can't do that I can't go over Jim's head like Bill yes you can 1039 01:12:45,180 --> 01:12:49,300 get me in there to meet with Gelgar and he's like Dan I can't I guess you got a 1040 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:54,340 big dick you better get me in there so so they get so they get to the the 1041 01:12:54,340 --> 01:12:59,220 offices right but now there's a fucking problem there is a huge protest outside 1042 01:12:59,220 --> 01:13:02,980 the other building there are protests in the G8 which I still don't know what 1043 01:13:02,980 --> 01:13:09,700 that is I'm gonna have to look it up it's super rich countries the US is part 1044 01:13:09,700 --> 01:13:13,820 of it I don't know whether okay they're posted in the G8 maybe some other policies 1045 01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:17,780 they didn't like who knows little boy and so Dan let's so Tim and Mike like 1046 01:13:17,780 --> 01:13:21,100 how are we gonna get in there and we'll figure out a way so this is some somebody 1047 01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:25,660 hops the fence that they they that they created around the building then they 1048 01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:28,780 rip it open and then they so they get through this little hole and then you 1049 01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:32,700 just see you see the protesters run on one side and you see Dan Tim and Mike 1050 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:37,820 were on the other side the police are shooting tear gas into the crowd Dan 1051 01:13:37,820 --> 01:13:40,740 gets up to the building and he tells the guy like hey we're not part of this 1052 01:13:40,740 --> 01:13:44,300 protest here we're actually here to meet a very important person can we come in 1053 01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:48,100 the guy yells him in German pushes him away dad's like hey everything is cool I 1054 01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:51,300 just need to go in I'm not part of this group and then the guy pushes him again 1055 01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:54,940 so Dan gets mad like don't you fucking touch me and then Tim gets even madder 1056 01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:58,740 and grabs a fucking trash can and throws it at the cop so the cops shoot him 1057 01:13:58,740 --> 01:14:01,860 shoot all three of them with fucking paintballs which is like the most 1058 01:14:01,860 --> 01:14:06,100 non-lethal thing I've ever seen I guess they're supposed to be like tear gas paint 1059 01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:11,440 balls or whatever yeah they just blast Mike a man blam they hit Dan and Dan 1060 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:16,060 drops he's there all his papers all over the fucking place he's fucking coughing 1061 01:14:16,060 --> 01:14:20,900 drooling he's fucking dying Mike I don't know what Mike was doing he had a 1062 01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:25,620 backpack in front of his like chest like to shield his body Tim got shot he 1063 01:14:25,620 --> 01:14:30,500 didn't react at all he's been shot before by tear gas so then he looks 1064 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:34,180 helpless but Dan Bill comes up and tells him that he needs those three men in the 1065 01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:40,500 office immediately so they let him in Bill takes out his like he tells him to 1066 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:45,580 grab your top sheet let's go to meet the you got three minutes tops he meets 1067 01:14:45,580 --> 01:14:50,340 with the boss they have a quick conversation and they realize how much 1068 01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:54,780 like uncommon they have because Dan asked the guy asked him how many 1069 01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:58,900 work for you he's like just three including me I started with four myself 1070 01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:06,220 like now I have 200,000 and then they kind of like hit it off so they like oh 1071 01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:08,860 your deals like he just said that your deals just slightly better than the 1072 01:15:08,860 --> 01:15:12,860 other one and that's just enough for him and they have the handshake and like 1073 01:15:12,860 --> 01:15:15,860 Dan throughout this whole movie all he wanted like when he saw that he like he 1074 01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:19,340 didn't believe the handshake and the guys like you gotta shake my hand or not 1075 01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:25,100 he's like yes I am they shake hands done and done he tells the group the groups 1076 01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:31,180 excited they find Chuck at a restaurant and then they dance in front of her to 1077 01:15:31,180 --> 01:15:36,100 mock her and for whatever reason Mike pulls his ass out and moons her look at 1078 01:15:36,100 --> 01:15:42,780 that ass and then they go back to st. Louis and Jim is in st. Louis to 1079 01:15:42,780 --> 01:15:49,260 meet his boss and they see then see it's funny cuz they're going down the they're 1080 01:15:49,260 --> 01:15:54,260 going down the escalator right and they see Jim coming up the escalator to go 1081 01:15:54,260 --> 01:15:57,740 back to on his flight right so Dan's like oh you want you came to see your boss 1082 01:15:57,740 --> 01:16:00,860 huh Jim he's like that's right oh hey Dan can I get your address he's like I 1083 01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:05,900 like to send flowers to anyone who fucks me because I had screwed over Jake he's 1084 01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:10,340 like oh make sure to make it out to Tim and my two with the three-way and then 1085 01:16:10,340 --> 01:16:17,980 Mike's like you must turn fuck and then fucking Jim flips him off as he's 1086 01:16:17,980 --> 01:16:21,100 leaving so you can tell they're not gonna be friends anytime soon 1087 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:28,540 Dan gets home family's happy and the next morning after everything's settled 1088 01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:33,900 by the way Tim hooks up with the other the maid not the sex mate he hired the 1089 01:16:33,900 --> 01:16:38,300 real man the real money yeah because they had apparently kept in touch as he 1090 01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:43,100 was in Berlin so he's like let's go get that wheelbarrow and he asked her to stay 1091 01:16:43,100 --> 01:16:48,380 in her maid uniform when he picked her when she picked him up which it doesn't 1092 01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:52,020 really make any sense to me because she met him in Portland Maine so that means 1093 01:16:52,020 --> 01:16:55,180 she had to come back to st. Louis but it's a little discreet you know what I 1094 01:16:55,180 --> 01:16:58,660 mean it's a little continuity issue but I'll let it go because it's a good movie 1095 01:16:58,660 --> 01:17:06,100 yeah you know we know my brain can't let stuff go sometimes Dan's the whole time 1096 01:17:06,100 --> 01:17:09,740 he's been trying to do that homework for his daughter like who's your daddy and 1097 01:17:09,740 --> 01:17:15,780 and at the end she wrote the form anyway because the next morning she's like the 1098 01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:19,740 wife's asked asked the daughter did you do your homework and Dan's like oh shit 1099 01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:23,580 the daddy homework and I forgot and she's like the daughter's like don't worry I did it 1100 01:17:23,580 --> 01:17:27,900 so they all leave to go to school and he has a quick look at what she wrote and 1101 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:33,100 all it says is like my dad's the one that drives when everyone else is 1102 01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:38,580 tired I was like that's a good line yeah it is always being the one that does it 1103 01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:42,100 you know when everyone's exhausted or they need help he's always there and he 1104 01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:50,580 kind of was and the movie ends and I'm like man that's it that is my full 1105 01:17:50,580 --> 01:18:00,460 review and over my fur what's my full rundown of unfinished business I wish it 1106 01:18:00,460 --> 01:18:02,980 was commentary because there's a lot of stuff in there I needed I needed to 1107 01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:08,740 understand but that is it ladies and gentlemen I hope you enjoy these longer 1108 01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:15,460 actual podcast episodes for this one we will see you well we'll keep going 1109 01:18:15,460 --> 01:18:23,340 anyway nevermind so what you got for us Mike all righty so what do you have for 1110 01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:30,060 us an urban dictionary today a lot well the base 10 we got we start off with 1111 01:18:30,060 --> 01:18:38,300 this is written by Doc star and on November 26 2020 raccoon dick I can see 1112 01:18:38,300 --> 01:18:41,900 your face your head till told me everything like what the fuck is right 1113 01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:45,540 what happens when your partner didn't clean out the rectal cavity well enough 1114 01:18:45,540 --> 01:18:50,500 and you have anal sex you pull out and after a good session you pull out after 1115 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:57,260 a good session finally you have a brown ring around the base of your penis all 1116 01:18:57,260 --> 01:19:01,580 right next one is called I like this one cinnamon muff it is basically a girl 1117 01:19:01,580 --> 01:19:08,980 with genius like strawberry strawberry blonde pubic hair makes sense I like it 1118 01:19:09,820 --> 01:19:17,300 this next one's called blanket fucking but if it's when you find a hole in 1119 01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:22,580 your blanket and stick your dick in it my my advice is you should probably 1120 01:19:22,580 --> 01:19:27,980 change your blankets if you have that many whole yeah fucking slick sling your 1121 01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:32,060 dick through all of them this one's called this that was kind of funny 1122 01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:37,660 because it's called trickocasaurus no try coccasaurus it is a woman who is 1123 01:19:37,660 --> 01:19:45,420 adept at taking three cocks at a time it's all horror I guess or a professional 1124 01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:50,300 this one called this other one's called dick smacking it's when you're smacking 1125 01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:54,060 someone with your penis hard or soft erect or flaccid usually in the face or 1126 01:19:54,060 --> 01:20:00,700 ass sometimes I tap her on the shoulder with it and she goes oh hey so this guy 1127 01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:05,780 likes to tap dicks a lot I guess apparently next one is called stuff job 1128 01:20:05,780 --> 01:20:09,940 when a male partakes in the stuffing of his strodum and its contents inside of 1129 01:20:09,940 --> 01:20:15,220 the vagina he then proceeds to jack off on her belly button I don't even know if 1130 01:20:15,220 --> 01:20:21,940 you could put your balls in a vagina are they hard enough to go in exactly this 1131 01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:25,780 guy good get I'm sure there's I'm sure there's some weird way to do it so I'm 1132 01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:28,820 not gonna question things anymore otherwise you're gonna get answers and 1133 01:20:28,820 --> 01:20:35,220 responses on how to we'll be waiting for those responses this one was called 1134 01:20:35,220 --> 01:20:39,700 Ridgemont Hill High School they tore this fucking high school apart by the 1135 01:20:39,700 --> 01:20:45,620 way a high school in northern Ridgemont Hill which no one no one's heard of it 1136 01:20:45,620 --> 01:20:50,220 is pretty shit high school commonly confused with as Richmond Green the 1137 01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:55,980 school is the son of the men's washroom in Silver City tiny as fuck it is 1138 01:20:55,980 --> 01:21:00,460 popular with two thirds Asians one six Persians and one six Jews the classes are 1139 01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:04,060 shitty and a whiteboard is a rare occurrence they suck in every sport but 1140 01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:09,460 math but math teams and nerd shit and they still have the worst fans ever the 1141 01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:14,020 school budget is near 36 cents and for some godforsaken reason we host 1142 01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:19,140 sporting events in our tiny small-ass gym the football field looks like a 1143 01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:24,620 couple of cow shit on it and a pile of dirt was made there were there are 1144 01:21:24,620 --> 01:21:28,220 Afghans that have been here since 1986 because they cannot pass a grade 12 1145 01:21:28,220 --> 01:21:33,460 course they have nothing better to do than go to the forest and smoke weed so 1146 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:39,900 this person goes to the school they fucking hate it is what I'm guessing 1147 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:46,020 maybe spicy howitzer fisting someone's asshole with a 1148 01:21:46,020 --> 01:21:57,820 sandpaper Indian curry oh I know all right we go Cincinnati waterslide now I 1149 01:21:57,820 --> 01:22:04,060 got a debris in my eyeball when you push on when when you piss on a thoughts 1150 01:22:04,060 --> 01:22:08,180 thought hookers fake tits and spit a loogie on your stream so it water slides 1151 01:22:08,180 --> 01:22:14,580 down her cleavage I do love the creativity in some of these it's very 1152 01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:24,580 creative but oh God senior citizen sandwich to have a three-way with two 1153 01:22:24,580 --> 01:22:33,300 senior citizens this one was written by Salvador Dolly Parton I like that so 1154 01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:37,120 that means he wants Dolly Parton basically hey man I take Dolly Parton 1155 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:49,340 today come on girl let's get it out and if you feel like I feel I got no age 1156 01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:56,220 limit she can sing that song as long as they're as long as they're legal they 1157 01:22:56,220 --> 01:23:00,460 can be as high as the 95 I'm assuming you're taking her with the the Dallas 1158 01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:08,500 Cowboy uniform yeah she can wear that that's too she had on the little dog 1159 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:14,220 the little whorehouse up movie she did well isn't the best little whore house 1160 01:23:14,220 --> 01:23:19,900 yeah that's it something okay that's it for urban dictionary 1161 01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:27,180 oh gotta get me a senior citizen sandwich while I'm still young oh I'd 1162 01:23:27,180 --> 01:23:31,540 still I still hit it with the woman that plays a kiddie foreman and that 90s 1163 01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:38,980 also you have Valley partner in her done it let's get it on come on lady let me 1164 01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:48,140 see them wrinkles what can I tell you I'm an equal opportunity fucker yeah at 1165 01:23:48,140 --> 01:23:53,100 least you're going up an age though yeah better than going down well the limit 1166 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:56,260 was eliminate teen I'm just saying there's people that are even weirder 1167 01:23:56,260 --> 01:24:03,940 than that so we're here than 18 they try to go below that like Alabama they try 1168 01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:09,900 to be upstate you know and still 18 is it's close but I mean like if it's legal 1169 01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:16,740 and it's nice consensual my whole thing do you what are you gonna well this dick 1170 01:24:16,740 --> 01:24:27,140 fits in that vagina I'm guessing I don't know she could be what is it a a try I 1171 01:24:27,140 --> 01:24:33,900 try Sarah cock try cocosaurus that's a truck on console with me which may have a 1172 01:24:33,900 --> 01:24:37,540 lot of experience looking at is fucked up there's a hair mom I can't 1173 01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:42,940 concentrate no I'm just like what I guess like I don't have a type I just 1174 01:24:42,940 --> 01:24:47,220 like you know as long as I like you I know you got kitty form and you got 1175 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:50,780 belly you almost had kitty porn is what I heard in my head I'm like don't you 1176 01:24:50,780 --> 01:24:54,340 say that's a damn lie 1177 01:24:54,340 --> 01:24:59,380 or I'm kitty form and yes that's what I said 1178 01:25:02,220 --> 01:25:09,180 all right you know who I well that is my now who do I really like older woman 1179 01:25:09,180 --> 01:25:22,300 yeah it's kitty formant oh Helen Mirren she can still get the business are you 1180 01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:24,780 know you know how people have types they're like I like blonde or like 1181 01:25:24,780 --> 01:25:30,780 brunettes like I like women I don't she gonna be big 300 pounds with some 1182 01:25:30,780 --> 01:25:37,300 massive titties she could be 89 pounds and 411 she'd be six foot three 220 and 1183 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:44,540 the linebacker for the st. Louis Rams and I'd still yeah let's get it off I 1184 01:25:44,540 --> 01:25:52,940 have no type I obviously I like it all like it's like it feels too constricted 1185 01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:56,980 to have you know just the one specific type when there's just when there's a 1186 01:25:56,980 --> 01:26:01,940 plethora of beautiful women in the world depends on what you consider beautiful 1187 01:26:01,940 --> 01:26:08,180 all of them we have different standards let's get on that business ladies Liz if 1188 01:26:08,180 --> 01:26:16,580 you're looking for a man let's get it on the show she had this take a number 1189 01:26:16,580 --> 01:26:18,900 stretch 1190 01:26:22,700 --> 01:26:27,740 all right that shit sound that's it for me midweek definitions get you some ten 1191 01:26:27,740 --> 01:26:35,780 more next week all righty for this week's breakdown we have one of my favorite 1192 01:26:35,780 --> 01:26:40,260 animes aside from Overlord just because it's got a similar feel to it is 1193 01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:55,180 eminence and shadow so eminence of shadow is a it's similar to Overlord and 1194 01:26:55,180 --> 01:27:00,100 crosshand kind of a little bit so like he's got a group of people that follow 1195 01:27:00,100 --> 01:27:04,860 him and he's the leader and he was easy kind basically which means he was sent 1196 01:27:04,860 --> 01:27:09,140 to another world the whole massive power that's a whole genre isn't it it is 1197 01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:15,580 interesting it really is but eminence of shadows it's got comedy in it and it's 1198 01:27:15,580 --> 01:27:22,580 got some of the best fight scenes in all of anime in my opinion just because 1199 01:27:22,580 --> 01:27:27,900 it's like things just fall into his lap throughout the entire series so we 1200 01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:33,780 start off it's a 20 episode series for the first season and season two is out 1201 01:27:33,780 --> 01:27:40,220 right now which I have seen but it's a good anime the first episode is called 1202 01:27:40,220 --> 01:27:47,900 the hated classmate so Akane Nishino is a famous actress and a good student who 1203 01:27:47,900 --> 01:27:52,580 is friendly with her classmates however her behavior around them is a front she 1204 01:27:52,580 --> 01:27:56,620 uses to conceal her own anger and bitterness left behind in a wake of an 1205 01:27:56,620 --> 01:28:01,580 incident in which a fan of hers kidnapped and molested her he yeah I 1206 01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:07,260 started dog pretty quick pretty dark not as dark as the it's not the last 1207 01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:12,260 episode yes it's not that bad don't worry it doesn't ever go into that kind 1208 01:28:12,260 --> 01:28:19,620 of level she despises everyone around her classmate Minoru Kagano in 1209 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:23,900 particular he barely acknowledges her existence and seems to struggle to even 1210 01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:28,940 remember her name he is briefly shown to carry weights in his bag and cloth in 1211 01:28:28,940 --> 01:28:33,620 his bag and clothing to increase his strength Nishino is kidnapped by 1212 01:28:33,620 --> 01:28:38,500 criminals who intend to ransom her but they are interrupted by Kagano who is 1213 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:42,780 disguised as a mask to vigilante calling himself the stylish ruffian 1214 01:28:42,780 --> 01:28:47,620 slayer great name great good job he's basically like a kick-ass character 1215 01:28:47,620 --> 01:28:52,340 well that's basically what they're going for with that the criminals refuse to 1216 01:28:52,340 --> 01:28:55,300 take him seriously at first but quickly acknowledge him as a dangerous brawler 1217 01:28:55,300 --> 01:29:01,420 capable of defeating whole gangs by himself known to them as the baklava 1218 01:29:01,420 --> 01:29:09,300 berserker so I'm pretty sure he's got a man like it seems like a like this 1219 01:29:09,300 --> 01:29:11,860 seems like a very interesting premise it just changes in a complete different 1220 01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:16,860 genre yeah it's a weird choice yeah this is just first episode so when they 1221 01:29:16,860 --> 01:29:21,660 witnessed him dual wielding crossbar crowbars because he fucks people up with 1222 01:29:21,660 --> 01:29:28,020 crowbars and he basically he's tired tired time he's getting ready to fight 1223 01:29:28,020 --> 01:29:32,940 these dudes that have kidnapped a kidnapped Akane he's telling him it's 1224 01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:37,260 like yeah I beat the shit out of these motorcycle gangs but I had to start a 1225 01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:41,180 what was it start using a different fighting style and with the crowbars 1226 01:29:41,180 --> 01:29:44,380 because they started wearing helmets whenever he had smacked the shit out of 1227 01:29:44,380 --> 01:29:48,780 home smart guy so they started wearing help after that reason so the slayer 1228 01:29:48,780 --> 01:29:53,340 defeats both men and frees machino who suspects that Kagano is responsible for 1229 01:29:53,340 --> 01:29:57,780 her rescue a few days later Kagano is abruptly hit by a truck and killed well 1230 01:29:57,780 --> 01:30:03,940 well fuck did he just take the premise of kick-ass cuz he got hit by a car but 1231 01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:08,500 he survived yeah and he just what was the point that I'm having a premise of 1232 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:14,560 kick-ass because it shows that he's been training the entire time so the entire 1233 01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:18,580 time for the so far in this first episode he's constantly carrying around 1234 01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:21,460 weights with him because he's gaining strength he's beaten that he's basically 1235 01:30:21,460 --> 01:30:25,340 a vigilante yeah in this in this town what about the what the new world what's 1236 01:30:25,340 --> 01:30:31,180 that like work is it like a fantasy world or is it like a fan well it's 1237 01:30:31,180 --> 01:30:38,860 fantasy modern so it's got a like I would equivalent the the technology to 1238 01:30:38,860 --> 01:30:44,700 like the 1930s hmm so like they have lights they have but they haven't 1239 01:30:44,700 --> 01:30:52,100 invented a bunch of things yet so how's gonna suck like they have it they have 1240 01:30:52,100 --> 01:30:56,940 carriages and stuff like that so oh god they don't have cars at the next to a 1241 01:30:56,940 --> 01:31:03,900 system must be terrible they do get get cars eventually throughout the series so 1242 01:31:03,900 --> 01:31:07,700 through a flashback car gonna explains that for his entire life he wanted to 1243 01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:11,820 become a secret mastermind manipulating society from the shadows to protect the 1244 01:31:11,820 --> 01:31:16,580 innocent to be the fictional heroes he looked up to and relentlessly trained in 1245 01:31:16,580 --> 01:31:21,360 martial arts in the hopes that he might one day become as powerful to overcome a 1246 01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:25,900 nuclear bomb because he's like in his mind he's insane 1247 01:31:25,900 --> 01:31:31,500 it's kind of well his whole thinking is okay I can train my body to fight but 1248 01:31:31,500 --> 01:31:35,040 what if somebody gets a gun then I have to learn how to defeat a gun then what 1249 01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:39,260 if somebody has a weapon that's bigger than that how do I defeat that how do I 1250 01:31:39,260 --> 01:31:43,380 defeat a nuclear bomb like there's always another level to everything that 1251 01:31:43,380 --> 01:31:48,620 he trains for it's insanely yes but how do I think a bullet to the face well you 1252 01:31:48,620 --> 01:31:54,180 can't so in death cognitive laments that no matter how hard he trained or how 1253 01:31:54,180 --> 01:31:58,540 much he had tried achieving such a level of power was functionally impossible as 1254 01:31:58,540 --> 01:32:03,980 laws of physics impeded him so he's not insane no he's not insane rendering him 1255 01:32:03,980 --> 01:32:07,580 an ordinary human no matter what he did so he could train his body to the best 1256 01:32:07,580 --> 01:32:11,420 of his abilities to the Batman level you know whatever wouldn't say made him 1257 01:32:11,420 --> 01:32:17,900 ordinary if he can beat it like 20 people yeah it's pretty exceptional but 1258 01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:21,780 having died cognitive finds himself reborn in an alternate world with 1259 01:32:21,780 --> 01:32:25,860 magical powers and rededicates himself to his desire to manipulate and control 1260 01:32:25,860 --> 01:32:30,980 society under cover of darkness as the eminence in shadow and that's where the 1261 01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:37,020 title comes from so episode 2 is called shadow gore a shadow garden is born so in 1262 01:32:37,020 --> 01:32:44,220 his new world Minoru Kagan oh is now reborn as Sid Kagan oh or a can again oh 1263 01:32:44,220 --> 01:32:48,100 I guess was his name and previously but Kagan oh is what his actual name is now 1264 01:32:48,100 --> 01:32:54,620 so his name is Sid Kagan oh the son of minor nobles of the kingdom of Midgar 1265 01:32:54,620 --> 01:33:00,420 Baron and Lady Kagan oh and a younger brother to a sister clear and becoming 1266 01:33:00,420 --> 01:33:05,220 in keeping with his previous life Sid trains in secret and resumes his 1267 01:33:05,220 --> 01:33:09,140 vigilante lifestyle by killing bandits to become the secret mastermind that a 1268 01:33:09,140 --> 01:33:14,900 day that he adores so much one day Sid discovers a living blob of rotting flesh 1269 01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:18,940 and after experimenting on it succeeds in curing the curse afflicting it 1270 01:33:18,940 --> 01:33:25,100 returning it to its true form an elven girl with bewitching beauty and he does 1271 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:28,820 it by accident completely he's just fucking with it because he doesn't know 1272 01:33:28,820 --> 01:33:33,500 what it is that he but he restrict because he at this point he knows how to 1273 01:33:33,500 --> 01:33:39,060 use magic so like he's born in this world and he figures out how to 1274 01:33:39,060 --> 01:33:42,980 manipulate like energy patterns of magic so he's like a tea grows like he grows 1275 01:33:42,980 --> 01:33:46,640 up a child and he already just automatically done the talk when he gets 1276 01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:50,700 here no he grows up from base to like he's completely reborn but does he have 1277 01:33:50,700 --> 01:33:54,900 like the memories of who he was before yes maybe brutal especially in a baby's 1278 01:33:54,900 --> 01:33:58,260 body yeah but he was only a high school kids I mean like I'm not because you 1279 01:33:58,260 --> 01:34:01,220 have no range of motion you're like you're not complete I was like I'd lose 1280 01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:07,700 my fucking mic purely for his own amusement Sid in character has the 1281 01:34:07,700 --> 01:34:10,860 evidence of shadow because this is all in his like he's playing evidence and 1282 01:34:10,860 --> 01:34:15,140 shadow he convinces a girl she is a descendant of ancient heroes who 1283 01:34:15,140 --> 01:34:20,540 defeated it defeated a demon called Diablo's whom a cult is secretly trying 1284 01:34:20,540 --> 01:34:25,660 to resurrect believing his lies the girl falls deeply deeply in love with him and 1285 01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:30,300 swore to devote her life to him after agreeing to form a group called shadow 1286 01:34:30,300 --> 01:34:37,420 garden to resist the cult Sid gives her the name alpha the most generic but 1287 01:34:37,420 --> 01:34:43,060 they secretly amused that alpha believed his entirely fabricated story cuz he in 1288 01:34:43,060 --> 01:34:47,660 his mind who knows he's just making shit up as he got those three years later 1289 01:34:47,660 --> 01:34:53,060 Claire is abruptly kidnapped alpha who has now recruited recruited six other 1290 01:34:53,060 --> 01:34:58,820 girls beta gamma Delta epsilon Zeta and Eta pretty choices 1291 01:34:58,820 --> 01:35:05,620 randomly given with a shitty can remember you have the shadow seven 1292 01:35:05,620 --> 01:35:10,380 indecisive service locates clear and confirms she was kidnapped by the cult 1293 01:35:10,380 --> 01:35:15,900 of Diablo's so even though he made the shit up it actually exists in this world 1294 01:35:15,900 --> 01:35:19,740 so he's like the cult of Diablo's is the one that's doing all this and there 1295 01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:22,220 really is a cult of Diablo's in this new world 1296 01:35:22,220 --> 01:35:27,700 so it has convinced the girls a he's convinced that the girls are merely 1297 01:35:27,700 --> 01:35:32,820 role-playing with him completely unaware that the cult genuinely exists and 1298 01:35:32,820 --> 01:35:37,980 intends for Claire to be used as Diablo's host body upon his resurrection 1299 01:35:37,980 --> 01:35:42,980 hmm so even though in his mind he's making the shit up it's not early exist 1300 01:35:42,980 --> 01:35:48,300 they create what's happening in this world is it just there I think that it's 1301 01:35:48,300 --> 01:35:54,860 I think partially that like it's never been said what it is they're real boring 1302 01:35:54,860 --> 01:36:00,580 so whatever he thinks I guess yeah it sounds like so Sid leads the attack 1303 01:36:00,580 --> 01:36:05,300 under the impression he is hunting normal bandits and most of the cultists 1304 01:36:05,300 --> 01:36:09,780 are killed Claire escapes during the chaos and with no idea Sid was involved 1305 01:36:09,780 --> 01:36:15,460 later leaves to attend Midgar Academy as planned Sid still completely ignorant of 1306 01:36:15,460 --> 01:36:19,260 the what really happened is surprised when alpha and the other shadows 1307 01:36:19,260 --> 01:36:24,180 abruptly announced they're leaving so they basically let him to be on his own 1308 01:36:24,180 --> 01:36:30,380 at this point at the end of episode two episode three Fincer Ordinaire so the 1309 01:36:30,380 --> 01:36:34,020 show the seven shadows split up to hunt the cult all over the world and that's 1310 01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:37,540 the real reason they left Sid behind is they think that they're doing his 1311 01:36:37,540 --> 01:36:41,300 mission basically going out to go hunt this cult Sid believes they simply grew 1312 01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:45,300 up and got tired of role-playing with him that was what he thought had happened 1313 01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:50,580 he and Rose and Midgar Academy is clear to it where he hides his abilities and 1314 01:36:50,580 --> 01:36:54,060 deliberately avoid standing out he basically wants to be a mob character 1315 01:36:54,060 --> 01:36:58,660 to where nobody knows who he is but in the secret shadows he's like this all 1316 01:36:58,660 --> 01:37:04,340 powerful character but he's role-playing his own mind choosing two extremely 1317 01:37:04,340 --> 01:37:10,860 average boys scale and po to be his friends as a forfeit as a forfeit for 1318 01:37:10,860 --> 01:37:16,140 doing badly on a test sit is forced to public he publicly humiliate himself by 1319 01:37:16,140 --> 01:37:21,820 offering a fake love confession to the much higher class Alexia a princess of 1320 01:37:21,820 --> 01:37:28,220 Midgar Sid place he does this so that way he can be the typical background 1321 01:37:28,220 --> 01:37:34,720 character in normal life and offers the confession and is shocked when princess 1322 01:37:34,720 --> 01:37:41,380 Alexia agrees to be his girlfriend well fuck he like fucking watching the 1323 01:37:41,380 --> 01:37:47,140 episode though you get no idea like he tries so hard to be that kind of like 1324 01:37:47,140 --> 01:37:52,420 most of the most awkward person in the world where he's like reach hand out to 1325 01:37:52,420 --> 01:37:55,660 a certain degree we're gonna be the Peter Parker so they don't think he's a 1326 01:37:55,660 --> 01:38:00,940 spider-man yes huh only he like he puts so much thought into it like the degree 1327 01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:05,060 of bending to bow before this person like in his own mind he's going through 1328 01:38:05,060 --> 01:38:14,260 all this and he's like what you do please the most nerdy thing you can possibly 1329 01:38:14,260 --> 01:38:21,100 think of is what he's doing I when she avides Sid to her fencing class he 1330 01:38:21,100 --> 01:38:26,140 discovers Alexia is engaged in the royal fencing instructor Zenon but she has no 1331 01:38:26,140 --> 01:38:31,100 desire to marry him and has decided to use Sid as a tool of petty revenge 1332 01:38:31,100 --> 01:38:35,700 against him that's the only reason she really accepted him to be her boyfriend 1333 01:38:35,700 --> 01:38:41,380 fully aware both that he is being used and of princess Alexia spitefulness and 1334 01:38:41,380 --> 01:38:45,340 selfishness Sid agrees to continue their fake relationship in exchange for money 1335 01:38:45,340 --> 01:38:49,780 it's safe for money where she'll flick a coin and he'll jump after it like a dog 1336 01:38:49,780 --> 01:38:57,220 and grab it he's a fucking jiggle up at this point but you're like it's like 1337 01:38:57,220 --> 01:39:02,740 where she tells him here fetch then he'll go run after the coin after two 1338 01:39:02,740 --> 01:39:07,380 weeks Alexia admits to him that despite the effort she puts into sword training 1339 01:39:07,380 --> 01:39:12,100 she has never been as skilled as her sister Iris and was thus nicknamed 1340 01:39:12,100 --> 01:39:16,740 fencer ordinaire Sid admits he actually likes her sword style which focuses on 1341 01:39:16,740 --> 01:39:21,300 mastery of the basics this angers Alexia who opts to end their fake relationship 1342 01:39:21,300 --> 01:39:26,460 the next day maybe don't be like that the next day Zenon reveals that Alexia 1343 01:39:26,460 --> 01:39:30,900 has disappeared and has Sid arrested as a prime suspect for her kidnapping to 1344 01:39:30,900 --> 01:39:36,940 him yeah so episode 4 is called sadism rewards and I like the sound of that 1345 01:39:36,940 --> 01:39:42,660 now locked in a cell next to a mutated human girl Alexia has her blood stolen 1346 01:39:42,660 --> 01:39:48,820 by a cult scientist who claims that it contains demon DNA Sid is tortured by 1347 01:39:48,820 --> 01:39:52,980 nights for Alexia's location but since he has trained himself to withstand pain 1348 01:39:52,980 --> 01:39:57,740 this amount it trained himself to withstand pain this amount of torture 1349 01:39:57,740 --> 01:40:01,700 is nothing to him he pretends to be a pathetic but innocent NPC character 1350 01:40:01,700 --> 01:40:07,020 thinking it makes him look cool or he's screaming whatever they're like 1351 01:40:07,020 --> 01:40:09,940 torturing him and stuff like that but in reality it doesn't even hurt him 1352 01:40:09,940 --> 01:40:13,620 because in his previous life he had trained his body to not feel pain 1353 01:40:13,620 --> 01:40:18,980 basically and be used to torture because he didn't have any superpowers at that 1354 01:40:18,980 --> 01:40:26,540 point it was just him after five long days princess Iris orders that Sid be 1355 01:40:26,540 --> 01:40:32,300 released Alpha suddenly reappears to Sid bringing news that they have continued 1356 01:40:32,300 --> 01:40:35,940 to monitor the cult while increasing the scope of Shadow Gardens influence and 1357 01:40:35,940 --> 01:40:40,020 power so doesn't press that Alpha and her fellow shadows still occasionally visit 1358 01:40:40,020 --> 01:40:43,100 to carry on their role-playing game with him and feels grateful for their 1359 01:40:43,100 --> 01:40:47,660 curi a further courtesy still very unaware of Shadow Gardens existence and 1360 01:40:47,660 --> 01:40:51,140 real power like he thinks they're just coming back to play the game for them 1361 01:40:51,140 --> 01:40:57,580 when they've really got a lot of power now since they left him Alpha plans to 1362 01:40:57,580 --> 01:41:03,100 rescue princess Alexia with 114 loyal soldiers 1363 01:41:03,100 --> 01:41:04,100 nice 1364 01:41:04,100 --> 01:41:05,100 Sid 1365 01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:07,380 pretty specific number two 1366 01:41:07,380 --> 01:41:08,380 yeah 1367 01:41:08,380 --> 01:41:12,460 Sid plays along to amuse himself knowing princess Alexia really has been kidnapped 1368 01:41:12,460 --> 01:41:15,860 but mistakenly believing it to be the work of a corrupt Knights and that the 1369 01:41:15,860 --> 01:41:19,140 114 soldiers are just background actors Alpha hired 1370 01:41:19,140 --> 01:41:23,380 wait so what what exactly is he thinking is going on in this world 1371 01:41:23,380 --> 01:41:25,780 he thinks it's all pretending 1372 01:41:25,780 --> 01:41:27,540 what but he's living this world 1373 01:41:27,540 --> 01:41:28,540 yes 1374 01:41:28,540 --> 01:41:29,540 what the fuck 1375 01:41:29,540 --> 01:41:36,620 that's all he doesn't he's completely unaware of what's really going on like he knows he's 1376 01:41:36,620 --> 01:41:42,300 in a new world and he obviously knows that he died but he thinks that this like Alpha 1377 01:41:42,300 --> 01:41:48,900 and the rest of them they're just basically letting him do what he wants to do but thinking 1378 01:41:48,900 --> 01:41:53,460 that everything's real even if he thinks it's all fake 1379 01:41:53,460 --> 01:41:59,100 like he knows he's got powers but he doesn't think that for some reason that this cult 1380 01:41:59,100 --> 01:42:04,060 actually exists he doesn't believe that the shadows really are like an organization that 1381 01:42:04,060 --> 01:42:05,060 they are 1382 01:42:05,060 --> 01:42:09,420 so what does he think is real like if he thinks it's all fake 1383 01:42:09,420 --> 01:42:11,340 he just he doesn't understand it 1384 01:42:11,340 --> 01:42:14,060 yeah i don't understand his mindset either 1385 01:42:14,060 --> 01:42:18,940 in a massive attack Sid kills the Knights who tortured him while his army searches for 1386 01:42:18,940 --> 01:42:24,140 Princess Alexia the cult scientist desperately injects Princess Alexia's blood into the mutant 1387 01:42:24,140 --> 01:42:25,140 girl 1388 01:42:25,140 --> 01:42:29,780 she becomes a demon kills the scientist then frees Princess Alexia 1389 01:42:29,780 --> 01:42:35,780 while escaping Alexia encounters Xenon who reveals he turned her over to the cult in 1390 01:42:35,780 --> 01:42:39,700 exchange for being promoted to the role of high ranking Knight 1391 01:42:39,700 --> 01:42:45,300 when Princess Alexia attacks him Xenon easily defeats her but their duel is interrupted 1392 01:42:45,300 --> 01:42:48,140 by a sudden arrival of Sid 1393 01:42:48,140 --> 01:42:51,820 or Shadow is what he calls himself 1394 01:42:51,820 --> 01:42:57,380 so episode five is called I am 1395 01:42:57,380 --> 01:43:02,420 Xenon identifies Sid as the one behind recent attacks on the cult and announces himself 1396 01:43:02,420 --> 01:43:05,540 as one of the cult's core members 1397 01:43:05,540 --> 01:43:09,820 the demon girl rampages through the city and fights Princess Iris 1398 01:43:09,820 --> 01:43:17,020 Alpha reveals herself to Iris as a member of Shadow Garden which is Shadow's group here 1399 01:43:17,020 --> 01:43:22,340 defeats the demon with a single powerful blow and then vanishes 1400 01:43:22,340 --> 01:43:26,860 basically proving to this princess that even though she's super strong in this world 1401 01:43:26,860 --> 01:43:31,620 that compared to Alpha or Shadow Garden she's literally nothing but an ant 1402 01:43:31,620 --> 01:43:36,900 because Alpha destroyed like Princess Iris was fighting this demon monster blob on her 1403 01:43:36,900 --> 01:43:40,900 own and doing some damage to it but not really doing that much 1404 01:43:40,900 --> 01:43:45,820 and then Alpha comes through one shot and is gone completely 1405 01:43:45,820 --> 01:43:47,940 Sid duels Xenon and dominates him 1406 01:43:47,940 --> 01:43:54,180 Princess Alexia who has no idea that Shadow is Sid in disguise is captivated by his swordplay 1407 01:43:54,180 --> 01:43:58,760 which expresses the heart of the style she was has searched for her entire life 1408 01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:04,380 knowing he is outmatched by Shadow Xenon swallows pills that turn him demonic and increase his 1409 01:44:04,380 --> 01:44:08,540 power but using the principles of nuclear explosion 1410 01:44:08,540 --> 01:44:11,020 of which he has dreamed for so long 1411 01:44:11,020 --> 01:44:16,620 Sid sets off a magical bomb that dissolves everything in the blast reducing it to atoms 1412 01:44:16,620 --> 01:44:21,300 utterly annihilating Xenon and destroying most of the now evacuated city while leaving 1413 01:44:21,300 --> 01:44:26,820 behind a huge crater and all he does is he gathers his magical power 1414 01:44:26,820 --> 01:44:32,620 and it's like the it's actually kind of cool for the show but all he does is raises the 1415 01:44:32,620 --> 01:44:40,860 sword above and he says I am atomic but in like a what's that type of video for YouTube 1416 01:44:40,860 --> 01:44:44,980 where they say it real quietly like where they do some ASMR 1417 01:44:44,980 --> 01:44:48,020 yeah but like the most ASMR like 1418 01:44:48,020 --> 01:44:51,020 I am atomic 1419 01:44:51,020 --> 01:44:52,740 it just and just blows everything 1420 01:44:52,740 --> 01:44:58,780 like that yeah literally 1421 01:44:58,780 --> 01:45:02,900 now reunited with Iris Princess Alexia is freshly determined to master her chosen sword 1422 01:45:02,900 --> 01:45:06,060 style now that Xenon is dead and having remembered 1423 01:45:06,060 --> 01:45:12,260 that Sid told her he admired her sword style she offers to be his real girlfriend but he 1424 01:45:12,260 --> 01:45:16,500 abruptly rejects her she punishes him by basically killing him 1425 01:45:16,500 --> 01:45:17,500 well damn girl 1426 01:45:17,500 --> 01:45:26,500 hold on it was just blocking soul you just need a better response to be rejected 1427 01:45:26,500 --> 01:45:30,740 which becomes like this thing for the school where it's like the the murder with nobody 1428 01:45:30,740 --> 01:45:34,100 because it just blows the soul 1429 01:45:34,100 --> 01:45:38,900 a murder with nobody it's a good murder mystery right there 1430 01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:42,860 Alpha returns to investigating a group that she that has been masquerading the Shadow 1431 01:45:42,860 --> 01:45:47,780 Garden and committing crimes in his name and Iris orders a kingdom-wide investigation 1432 01:45:47,780 --> 01:45:50,740 into both the cult of Diablos and Shadow Garden 1433 01:45:50,740 --> 01:45:56,220 meanwhile Sid fresh off his violent encounter with Alexia meets a scholarly girl with pink 1434 01:45:56,220 --> 01:45:57,220 hair 1435 01:45:57,220 --> 01:46:03,660 because he didn't kill him it didn't like his regenerative abilities are just he's not 1436 01:46:03,660 --> 01:46:06,180 dead but there's blood against the whole wall 1437 01:46:06,180 --> 01:46:09,180 it hit something 1438 01:46:09,180 --> 01:46:12,500 so episode six we go into it's called pretenders 1439 01:46:12,500 --> 01:46:17,060 the false Shadow Garden continues committing murders a recovered cult relic is given by 1440 01:46:17,060 --> 01:46:22,860 Iris to the pink haired student Sherry the kingdom's foremost researcher 1441 01:46:22,860 --> 01:46:26,740 Sid's friends Poe and scale take him to the new department store where he discovers that 1442 01:46:26,740 --> 01:46:30,620 his subordinate Gamma opened the store to fund Shadow Garden 1443 01:46:30,620 --> 01:46:36,540 basically everything that Shadow has ever said existed in his old world whenever those 1444 01:46:36,540 --> 01:46:42,460 the the Shadow girls that he has Alpha Beta and the rest of them he would tell him to 1445 01:46:42,460 --> 01:46:47,540 stories and stuff about what they consider shadows knowledge but it's just his previous 1446 01:46:47,540 --> 01:46:52,660 life's technology and stuff so they opened up a department store that sells stuff that 1447 01:46:52,660 --> 01:46:57,460 existed in the other world huh but since they're the only ones creating this stuff they have 1448 01:46:57,460 --> 01:47:02,340 a like a huge donate yeah you know 1449 01:47:02,340 --> 01:47:07,660 Sid is impressed but once again remains convinced that Gamma is role-playing unaware now he 1450 01:47:07,660 --> 01:47:13,180 owns dozens of stores and the fit is effectively one of the wealthiest men in the world he 1451 01:47:13,180 --> 01:47:18,420 doesn't really he doesn't even realize that though he also meets new the newest named 1452 01:47:18,420 --> 01:47:24,140 number of the Shadow Garden on his way home Sid witnesses Alexia fighting several murderers 1453 01:47:24,140 --> 01:47:30,020 so he saves Alexia slaughter the murderers and hands one survivor over to new for interrogation 1454 01:47:30,020 --> 01:47:36,700 elsewhere the murderers boss gaunt Knight confirms they have located the relic Alexia 1455 01:47:36,700 --> 01:47:41,500 confirmed Shadow Garden is not really behind the murders but Iris still insists they are 1456 01:47:41,500 --> 01:47:47,100 enemies of the kingdom so her sister still thinks that Shadow Gardens true enemies of 1457 01:47:47,100 --> 01:47:53,380 the kingdom Sid Poe and scale having bought chocolate from Sid store tried their luck 1458 01:47:53,380 --> 01:47:58,940 with confessing to girls scales confessions ends up with him being punished by her fiance 1459 01:47:58,940 --> 01:48:05,580 and post confession ends with him being arrested mistaken for a stalker Jesus Christ Sid decides 1460 01:48:05,580 --> 01:48:11,820 to just give the remaining chocolate to anyone which by chance is Sherry her adoptive father 1461 01:48:11,820 --> 01:48:16,820 Vice Principal Russell and informs the naive Sherry the chocolates were probably meant 1462 01:48:16,820 --> 01:48:21,300 as a love confession and encourages her to decide on her answer quickly so as not to 1463 01:48:21,300 --> 01:48:25,680 keep Sid waiting even though he literally he had these chocolates he seemed just somebody 1464 01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:30,260 walking by him and handed him to like in his he doesn't even think about it feel like he's 1465 01:48:30,260 --> 01:48:38,180 not looking for a girl to say yes to anything to him episode 7 a fencing tournament of entry 1466 01:48:38,180 --> 01:48:44,860 and bloodshed so new inform said that the murderer she interrogated was a typical cult 1467 01:48:44,860 --> 01:48:50,260 foot soldier an orphan brainwashed with drugs and magic and that's what this cult does drugs 1468 01:48:50,260 --> 01:48:57,780 and magic they could you be one to the other huh no it's gonna be both once it's one such 1469 01:48:57,780 --> 01:49:03,940 soldier Rex is in the city on a cult mission during their conversation Sid is preoccupied 1470 01:49:03,940 --> 01:49:08,780 a scale and Poe have entered him into the Academy sword tournament to impress girls 1471 01:49:08,780 --> 01:49:13,140 new mistakenly think Sid's rambling about the festival is him plotting to deal with 1472 01:49:13,140 --> 01:49:19,780 Rex at the festival Sid duals student president Rose a princess of the neighboring kingdom 1473 01:49:19,780 --> 01:49:29,660 Oriani while still role playing as a secret hero and keeping his skills hidden he feigns 1474 01:49:29,660 --> 01:49:34,540 injury repeatedly but persists in the fight rise into his feet again and again after each 1475 01:49:34,540 --> 01:49:40,140 of her attacks basically he wants to show how many ways that he can get his ass kicked 1476 01:49:40,140 --> 01:49:45,260 so he'll get up and let her like it door he goes flying over one way then he learns another 1477 01:49:45,260 --> 01:49:49,740 one where he goes suspends the other way like he has like 42 or 45 different ways he can 1478 01:49:49,740 --> 01:49:54,740 do it and he wants to keep getting up to show his new wife where they eventually take him 1479 01:49:54,740 --> 01:49:59,980 out of the tournament because the referee eventually declares Rose the victor because 1480 01:49:59,980 --> 01:50:05,660 he's tired of seeing it because he's like you've lost so much blood you can't do this 1481 01:50:05,660 --> 01:50:12,460 anymore but Rose she is impressed after said at Sid's fighting spirit because she thinks 1482 01:50:12,460 --> 01:50:15,940 that he keeps getting up because he wants to be a fighter even though he's just wanting 1483 01:50:15,940 --> 01:50:21,500 to show off his ways that he can get his ass kicked as a background character to the background 1484 01:50:21,500 --> 01:50:28,020 character well he was not essential character yes I don't matter just don't even pay attention 1485 01:50:28,020 --> 01:50:36,660 to me but in trying to do that so much he actually impresses this this girl Rose Sherry 1486 01:50:36,660 --> 01:50:42,320 asked Sid to be friends before they consider dating so this is the girl that got those 1487 01:50:42,320 --> 01:50:47,620 chocolates and she's like can't we just be friends before dating he's like he'd completely 1488 01:50:47,620 --> 01:50:53,300 forgotten about her he just decides to try to avoid her after this Sherry asks princess 1489 01:50:53,300 --> 01:50:57,940 Alexia about her relationship with Sid and is happy when Alexia reveals a relationship 1490 01:50:57,940 --> 01:51:03,380 was fake the princess Alexia is privately upset another girl is arrested and said an 1491 01:51:03,380 --> 01:51:10,940 election is announced to fill an empty student council seat I with this gaunt knight he erects 1492 01:51:10,940 --> 01:51:16,060 at this point he erects an anti-magic barrier allowing the fake shadow garden to capture 1493 01:51:16,060 --> 01:51:20,860 the academy at this point so they're at the school and he puts up this gigantic barrier 1494 01:51:20,860 --> 01:51:28,060 to where nobody can use magic Rose attempts to fight but and is much weaker without her 1495 01:51:28,060 --> 01:51:33,900 magic at this point because these are night like magic nights Sid recklessly rushes in 1496 01:51:33,900 --> 01:51:39,740 to save her and is severely wounded because he wants to be the first person to crown care 1497 01:51:39,740 --> 01:51:44,340 for so he wants to be the first one to jump in front of it to protect this girl but he 1498 01:51:44,340 --> 01:51:47,780 wants to die in the process to because he thinks it would look cool as a background 1499 01:51:47,780 --> 01:51:52,780 character did I like everything he's doing he's wanted to look like a background character 1500 01:51:52,780 --> 01:51:57,580 even though he's one of the most powerful characters in the entire series I do better 1501 01:51:57,580 --> 01:52:03,780 tonight not by doing anything it's completely disappeared in the background but he wants 1502 01:52:03,780 --> 01:52:08,780 to look epic where he he gets killed first because he said that's what a background character 1503 01:52:08,780 --> 01:52:16,820 that's really useless knows dies instantly exactly episode 8 is called dark knight academy 1504 01:52:16,820 --> 01:52:22,580 under attack Sid reveals that he was excited by the chance to look cool fighting terrorists 1505 01:52:22,580 --> 01:52:27,740 and saved Rose merely to appear heroic Rose meanwhile mistakenly believes Sid sacrificed 1506 01:52:27,740 --> 01:52:33,740 himself out of love for her after the students are taken to the auditorium leaving Sid's 1507 01:52:33,740 --> 01:52:41,060 body in the classroom just laying there for a second pick him up and he can win Sid secretly 1508 01:52:41,060 --> 01:52:50,020 revives and heals himself Rex attacks Sherry to retrieve the relic but Iris's crimson nights 1509 01:52:50,020 --> 01:52:55,740 helped her help her escape Sid who is also killing terrorists at this point just randomly 1510 01:52:55,740 --> 01:53:00,900 just killing terrorists reunites with and save Sherry Sherry identifies the relic generating 1511 01:53:00,900 --> 01:53:06,900 the barrier is the eye of avarice which absorbs magic and explodes once full Sid deduces the 1512 01:53:06,900 --> 01:53:10,700 cult are using the eye to kill the students and prevent them from getting from becoming 1513 01:53:10,700 --> 01:53:15,620 knights and obstructing their plans the relic Sherry has been researching is the eyes control 1514 01:53:15,620 --> 01:53:21,140 unit which she hopes can be used to stop the explosion since Sherry needs tools from her 1515 01:53:21,140 --> 01:53:26,560 room Sid volunteers to get them for her Rex warns gaunt knight that someone is killing 1516 01:53:26,560 --> 01:53:31,660 hurt their men and gaunt knight suspects that the real shadow garden is responsible for 1517 01:53:31,660 --> 01:53:36,980 this it is revealed gaunt knights true goal is to be reinstated to the Knights of Round 1518 01:53:36,980 --> 01:53:45,860 which is in this cult of Diablos like their highest order of like the most powerful people 1519 01:53:45,860 --> 01:53:53,340 and their their group new which is of shadow garden and she sees the soul surviving crimson 1520 01:53:53,340 --> 01:54:00,740 knight and her former fiancee fiancee got a fucking even talk the soul surviving crimson 1521 01:54:00,740 --> 01:54:07,540 knight is her former fiancee Marco while tempted to kill him she decides to let him live Sid 1522 01:54:07,540 --> 01:54:12,900 orders new and her fellow shadows not to attack the terrorists until Sherry has the control 1523 01:54:12,900 --> 01:54:19,880 relic ready that's how we end episode 8 episode 9 is called the end of the end of a lie so 1524 01:54:19,880 --> 01:54:25,380 Sherry activates the control relic deactivating the eye and its barrier Sid arrives disguised 1525 01:54:25,380 --> 01:54:29,860 as the eminence and shadow and shadow garden begins slaughtering the terrorists point which 1526 01:54:29,860 --> 01:54:36,100 shit like he does not care Iris believing that shadow garden is responsible for the 1527 01:54:36,100 --> 01:54:41,420 attack is enraged by their appearance Sid finds gaunt knight burning Sherry's research 1528 01:54:41,420 --> 01:54:47,300 and reveals he is Ruslan Sherry's adoptive father so the guy that was going through and 1529 01:54:47,300 --> 01:54:52,560 killing these students that's dressed as his knight is the guy that had adopted Sherry 1530 01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:58,180 to begin with the one saying that Sid you need to give Sid an answer since he gave her 1531 01:54:58,180 --> 01:55:06,100 chocolates same guy which would crush this girl Sherry if she actually knew Ruslan explains 1532 01:55:06,100 --> 01:55:11,380 he was once a master swordsman until an illness weakened him believing the eye might cure 1533 01:55:11,380 --> 01:55:16,200 him he cultivated a relationship with the woman studying it Sherry's mother when she 1534 01:55:16,200 --> 01:55:21,140 grew too afraid to continue her research Ruslan killed her and adopted Sherry as a pawn to 1535 01:55:21,140 --> 01:55:26,100 facilitate the research completion because they were both good at researching stuff so 1536 01:55:26,100 --> 01:55:32,060 Sherry and her mom basically Ruslan combines the eye with control relic and regains his 1537 01:55:32,060 --> 01:55:39,340 lost sword skills while he and Sid fight revealing that even with his abilities restored Ruslan 1538 01:55:39,340 --> 01:55:49,300 swordsmanship is still inferior to Sid Ruslan brags he has framed Shadow Garden for all 1539 01:55:49,300 --> 01:55:58,020 his crimes Sid unconcerned by this kills Ruslan an act inadvertently witnessed by Sherry so 1540 01:55:58,020 --> 01:56:05,020 whenever Sherry sees Ruslan killed he's not dressed as his knight so she thinks that Sid 1541 01:56:05,020 --> 01:56:11,260 just basically killed her dad or her adoptive I am dead and of course Sid is not in his 1542 01:56:11,260 --> 01:56:17,540 normal stuff he looks like the eminence in shadow in the wake of the attack the kingdom 1543 01:56:17,540 --> 01:56:23,440 designates Shadow Garden as a terrorist organization Sherry informs Sid that with Ruslan dead 1544 01:56:23,440 --> 01:56:28,100 she has decided to transfer to a scientific research academy to pursue her new goal though 1545 01:56:28,100 --> 01:56:33,020 she will miss him when Sid asked what her new goal is she insists on keeping it a secret 1546 01:56:33,020 --> 01:56:39,140 but the dark aura surrounding her words suggests her new goal is sinister basically she wants 1547 01:56:39,140 --> 01:56:46,940 to kill Shadow yeah maybe she wants to destroy revenge episode 10 is called the sacred land 1548 01:56:46,940 --> 01:56:55,980 city of deception so Sid is contacted by Alpha who request he visits the sacred city of Lindwum 1549 01:56:55,980 --> 01:57:02,860 her sorry Lindworm Beta Epsilon and new also receive a mission from Alpha while in 1550 01:57:02,860 --> 01:57:08,580 Lindwum themselves to attend the upcoming goddesses trial Alexia and Iris visits the 1551 01:57:08,580 --> 01:57:13,740 department store where Alexia planning to try to seduce it purchased a thong underwear 1552 01:57:13,740 --> 01:57:21,980 sure man make sure to let him know what thong underwear was huh yeah oh yeah a flashback 1553 01:57:21,980 --> 01:57:27,820 shows that after defeating Ruslan Sid pretended to have a miraculous pretended to have miraculously 1554 01:57:27,820 --> 01:57:34,940 survived the injury but was a receiving the injury he received while rescuing Rose so 1555 01:57:34,940 --> 01:57:43,220 he acts like I didn't actually die I made it half his face is gone I'm still alive Rose 1556 01:57:43,220 --> 01:57:48,340 who has sworn to accept to accept what she perceives as feelings towards her by becoming 1557 01:57:48,340 --> 01:57:53,460 his lover hopes that her father might allow them a marry if Sid wins the trials Sid mistakenly 1558 01:57:53,460 --> 01:57:58,500 believes that she is trying to convert him to worship the goddess Beatrix whom empowered 1559 01:57:58,500 --> 01:58:05,060 three legendary warriors and the worship of whom is the dominant religion and Lindworm 1560 01:58:05,060 --> 01:58:08,980 though he is reluctant to have her along with him on the trip he also avoid her attempts 1561 01:58:08,980 --> 01:58:15,980 to seduce him rather than actively push her away and Lindwum and Lindworm since he's beta 1562 01:58:15,980 --> 01:58:22,520 and her persona as the popular author Natsumi so basically all the the seven shadows which 1563 01:58:22,520 --> 01:58:28,300 are alpha beta delta the the ones that actually have a name they call them the side of the 1564 01:58:28,300 --> 01:58:35,820 seven shadows because they're the first people that were given their abilities by Sid because 1565 01:58:35,820 --> 01:58:42,820 they were all like masses of flesh that magic had taken over so basically they like where 1566 01:58:42,820 --> 01:58:48,980 he rescued alpha by accident yeah it turns out that in this world if you can't control 1567 01:58:48,980 --> 01:58:54,380 the magic that you have you start to become like almost like a tumor yes and just a big 1568 01:58:54,380 --> 01:59:01,740 mass of flesh but those were the original seven shadows are the ones that he personally 1569 01:59:01,740 --> 01:59:08,100 fixed the friend so he did something good he didn't even know he was doing it he just 1570 01:59:08,100 --> 01:59:14,100 whatever close enough and each one of them basically learned something different from 1571 01:59:14,100 --> 01:59:23,740 him so like alpha it's she's like pure power then you have you have what do you call it 1572 01:59:23,740 --> 01:59:28,300 beta on this one she basically took all the stuff that he taught her about like Cinderella 1573 01:59:28,300 --> 01:59:32,780 Romeo and Juliet and stuff like that and uses that to become a famous author or she just 1574 01:59:32,780 --> 01:59:39,260 rewrite those rewrite the stories that she's told her so she became famous by publishing 1575 01:59:39,260 --> 01:59:44,700 stories he had told her from his past life's world such as Cinderella Romeo and Juliet 1576 01:59:44,700 --> 01:59:52,260 and Star Wars she says Star Wars in this world now yes beta passes Sid her mission briefing 1577 01:59:52,260 --> 01:59:58,580 coded in an ancient language Rose misinterprets Sid's enthusiasm as a passion for history 1578 01:59:58,580 --> 02:00:04,500 and languages though Sid is really just impressed at what he thinks is beta's latest role-playing 1579 02:00:04,500 --> 02:00:11,500 event for him because again he still thinks they're just wrong a cultist murders Archbishop 1580 02:00:11,500 --> 02:00:18,060 Drake of Beatrix's church and while epsilon kills one of his men the murderer escapes 1581 02:00:18,060 --> 02:00:23,700 episode 11 is called the goddess's trial Sid visits a hot spring and happens to meet Alexia 1582 02:00:23,700 --> 02:00:29,580 and one of the baths that's brains hiding her embarrassment Alexia explains the nature 1583 02:00:29,580 --> 02:00:34,860 of the goddess's trial challengers will summon and duel the spirits of famous warriors with 1584 02:00:34,860 --> 02:00:39,420 the strength of the challenger directly related to the strength of the summon spirit since 1585 02:00:39,420 --> 02:00:44,480 she is busy dealing with the Archbishop's murderer Alexia asks Sid to assist her by 1586 02:00:44,480 --> 02:00:49,860 joining the Crimson Knights so he refuses and nonchalantly leaves fully exposing himself 1587 02:00:49,860 --> 02:00:55,840 to the intrigued Alexia as he goes hey man look at he slaps the towel between his legs 1588 02:00:55,840 --> 02:01:01,780 where it comes back up around and I should not should not man but dad let that dick's 1589 02:01:01,780 --> 02:01:08,860 fucking swing I embarrassed girl and the funny thing is she's like because he says why would 1590 02:01:08,860 --> 02:01:13,260 you look at my sword or something like that whenever he walks out there huh she's like 1591 02:01:13,260 --> 02:01:19,540 that's just a dagger they know sword house and he's like whatever this monster is unleashed 1592 02:01:19,540 --> 02:01:24,980 from its scabbard he gives a whole fucking speech about it and then slaps the towel 1593 02:01:24,980 --> 02:01:33,340 between his legs it's like good god uh soon after Alexia's investigation is cancelled 1594 02:01:33,340 --> 02:01:39,320 by the interim Archbishop Nelson whom Alexia holds to be the prime suspect in Drake's murder 1595 02:01:39,320 --> 02:01:45,220 Princess Alexia encounters Beta and her Natsumi persona and uh both take an instant dislike 1596 02:01:45,220 --> 02:01:51,420 to each other after the trial many fighters are humiliated with no famous warriors manifesting 1597 02:01:51,420 --> 02:01:57,100 to duel them implying they are unworthy opponents Sid is suddenly announced as the next challenger 1598 02:01:57,100 --> 02:02:03,700 he uh his entry fee having been securely paid to uh by Rose to show her father's uh to show 1599 02:02:03,700 --> 02:02:09,420 her father's Sid's potential so Rose paid for him to go to this fucking ass big to you 1600 02:02:09,420 --> 02:02:16,980 pretty much oh um to avoid exposing his strength or embarrassing himself by fake uh faking 1601 02:02:16,980 --> 02:02:23,260 a humiliating defeat Sid crashes the trial as eminence and shadow huh as shadow uh his 1602 02:02:23,260 --> 02:02:28,780 presence summoning Aurora the calamity witch whom according to Nelson was the strongest 1603 02:02:28,780 --> 02:02:35,980 witch in history because it was yeah so basically like I said before this whole tournament um 1604 02:02:35,980 --> 02:02:41,540 the person that is summoned to fight you is proportional to the abilities that you have 1605 02:02:41,540 --> 02:02:47,740 so shadow is so strong that it summons the strongest witch of in history witnessing Aurora's 1606 02:02:47,740 --> 02:02:52,660 manifestation Princess Alexia realizes that it is possible the eminence is the most dangerous 1607 02:02:52,660 --> 02:02:57,620 man in the world Sid defeats Aurora but finding himself disappointed that the duel was too 1608 02:02:57,620 --> 02:03:03,860 easy he leaves because even the strongest witch in history can't beat shadow the arena 1609 02:03:03,860 --> 02:03:09,100 barrier suddenly collapses and a new summoning spell activates in response to Sid's actions 1610 02:03:09,100 --> 02:03:13,900 causing a summoning portal to begin following him impressing and observe uh impressing the 1611 02:03:13,900 --> 02:03:18,860 observing shadow garden so he's like jumping from pillar to pillar but the summoning circles 1612 02:03:18,860 --> 02:03:24,900 like following him wherever he goes what's he gonna summon it's a portal for him to walk 1613 02:03:24,900 --> 02:03:32,120 through uh episode 12 the truth within the memories alpha reveals herself uh reveals 1614 02:03:32,120 --> 02:03:38,900 she is an elf and a descendant of Olivia the hero who severed Diabolus's left arm of one 1615 02:03:38,900 --> 02:03:43,420 thousand years ago Sid decides to enter the summoning circle following him and disappears 1616 02:03:43,420 --> 02:03:49,140 within him finding himself within the sanctuary alpha appears with the rest of shadow garden 1617 02:03:49,140 --> 02:03:55,860 after they kidnap Nelson they enter the sanctuary as well as do Princess Alexia and Rose Sid 1618 02:03:55,860 --> 02:04:01,340 meets an improva uh an imprisoned Aurora who has been trapped for a thousand years 1619 02:04:01,340 --> 02:04:07,140 so that same witch she's actually trapped there after uh Sid frees her she reveals us 1620 02:04:07,140 --> 02:04:12,260 the sanctuary is actually a massive prison which stores the memory of every past hero 1621 02:04:12,260 --> 02:04:17,260 if they destroy sanctuary's magical core Aurora and the other memories will be deleted as 1622 02:04:17,260 --> 02:04:22,260 they pass through memories Sid and the shadows learn the cult formerly used the sanctuary 1623 02:04:22,260 --> 02:04:27,980 to experiment on orphan girls with Diabolus's blood in an effort to resurrect him most of 1624 02:04:27,980 --> 02:04:34,380 the subjects died but some like Olivier became extremely strong heroes so they're infusing 1625 02:04:34,380 --> 02:04:42,020 this demon's blood with like elves and people it is revealed experiments on Diabolus's arms 1626 02:04:42,020 --> 02:04:46,020 produce the pills that turn people demonic so like those pills that that one night took 1627 02:04:46,020 --> 02:04:51,900 are made from this blood puffed them all up yeah and also that one year uh once a year 1628 02:04:51,900 --> 02:04:58,620 uh it produces 12 beads that grant one year of immortality to the cult's 12 leaders the 1629 02:04:58,620 --> 02:05:04,180 knights of the route one of whom is Nelson one year of immortality how's that immortality 1630 02:05:04,180 --> 02:05:11,780 for that because you got to take another pill next year but i'm sorry what the fuck weird 1631 02:05:11,780 --> 02:05:16,700 one of whom is Nelson who helped create first beats one millennium ago so he's been taking 1632 02:05:16,700 --> 02:05:22,060 him for a thousand years he just made he made the most lucrative pharmaceutical uh medicine 1633 02:05:22,060 --> 02:05:26,780 and never known the man pretty much he want to keep living you gotta keep taking my pill 1634 02:05:26,780 --> 02:05:31,620 uh Nelson turns demonic and uh with his control over the sanctuary scatters everyone throughout 1635 02:05:31,620 --> 02:05:36,100 multiple memories and creates copies of himself to fight all of the shadows at once episode 1636 02:05:36,100 --> 02:05:43,180 13 a bloody showdown as an offering to annihilation so epsilon reveals she and the name shadows 1637 02:05:43,180 --> 02:05:48,260 personally brought into shadow garden by sid were all girls experimented on by the cult 1638 02:05:48,260 --> 02:05:53,940 and that's why they're masses of flesh sid cured them of their demonic curse side effects 1639 02:05:53,940 --> 02:05:59,900 leaving their strength intact okay uh so basically whenever he found them the way they were as 1640 02:05:59,900 --> 02:06:04,860 masses of piles of flesh whenever he fixed their magical courses like going through their 1641 02:06:04,860 --> 02:06:10,860 veins and stuff they kept their strength from their experiments but lost the grotesque mass 1642 02:06:10,860 --> 02:06:16,620 and they became normal again uh they enter sanctuary's archive and steal the records 1643 02:06:16,620 --> 02:06:21,400 of the cult's experiments delta reveals she possessed berserker level strength allowing 1644 02:06:21,400 --> 02:06:26,940 her to kill hundreds of nelson's copies without any magic at all because she's part beast 1645 02:06:26,940 --> 02:06:33,020 so like a beast uh person where she's got the the ears and tail uh one of those huh 1646 02:06:33,020 --> 02:06:39,380 yeah yeah there's one in every anime seems like it meanwhile sid and aurora reach sanctuary's 1647 02:06:39,380 --> 02:06:46,020 core the core is sealed behind chains uh that can only be cut by a nearby magical sword 1648 02:06:46,020 --> 02:06:50,820 and though sid tries the sword can only be drawn by a hero's descendant nelson summons 1649 02:06:50,820 --> 02:06:56,540 olivia to fight for him but epsilon appears with all the cult's research and all of the 1650 02:06:56,540 --> 02:07:00,780 shadows abruptly teleport out of the sanctuary with alexa and rose leaving the confused nelson 1651 02:07:00,780 --> 02:07:06,660 behind as sit is still within the sanctuary nelson orders olivia to kill him they duel 1652 02:07:06,660 --> 02:07:22,540 but sid is disappointed by olivia's mindlessness uh empty uh sit is disappointed by olivia's 1653 02:07:22,540 --> 02:07:27,100 mindless empty obedience mute and without personality and as such finds the fight boring 1654 02:07:27,100 --> 02:07:37,420 that was extra bang on that one uh aurora decides to protect him as payment for producing 1655 02:07:37,420 --> 02:07:41,260 her first new memories in a millennium sit is annoyed at her assumption that he will 1656 02:07:41,260 --> 02:07:46,700 lose claiming he has been paying close attention and has discovered the secret of the sanctuary 1657 02:07:46,700 --> 02:07:52,000 olivia stabs sit through the heart but he smiles and reveals he has his eye uh it reveals 1658 02:07:52,000 --> 02:07:58,060 one of his eyes have changed color because he's been storing up magic the entire time 1659 02:07:58,060 --> 02:08:06,540 so episode 14 is called uh your lie your wish so sid grabs olivia and bites her corduroyed 1660 02:08:06,540 --> 02:08:12,660 arteries to kill her yes well like full vampire so yeah the way this fuck way i killed somebody 1661 02:08:12,660 --> 02:08:18,020 revealing to a stunned nelson he allowed olivia to stab him in a way that had missed uh that 1662 02:08:18,020 --> 02:08:23,180 where she missed his organs he also reveals the secret he figured out the sanctuary absorbs 1663 02:08:23,180 --> 02:08:27,380 magic from the air so by compressing the whole of his magic into a single solid mass within 1664 02:08:27,380 --> 02:08:33,300 his eye he can use his magic again sit sets off his atomic bomb spell destroying nelson 1665 02:08:33,300 --> 02:08:39,780 and the sanctuary cord at this all at once because he says i am atomis he destroys everything 1666 02:08:39,780 --> 02:08:45,660 i can't think of sit bids farewell to aurora who kisses him and offers him that uh one 1667 02:08:45,660 --> 02:08:51,740 day they might actually find the real aurora princess alexia and rose decide that uh they 1668 02:08:51,740 --> 02:08:56,420 must form their own secret organization to stand against both the cult and shadow garden 1669 02:08:56,420 --> 02:09:02,060 as natsumi beta agrees to help so she can spy on them because they they don't realize 1670 02:09:02,060 --> 02:09:05,900 that she's one of the shadows even though at this point they think that she's just an 1671 02:09:05,900 --> 02:09:14,320 offer oh with big tits ah big tits let me some big old titty big old babies uh alpha 1672 02:09:14,320 --> 02:09:20,060 discovers the sanctuary's archives that aurora's true identity is that of the demon diabolos 1673 02:09:20,060 --> 02:09:25,660 elsewhere shadow garden begins buying all the property in the city of uh ad lid to open 1674 02:09:25,660 --> 02:09:31,500 another shopping center yes though secretly it is to gain access to the valuable oil filled 1675 02:09:31,500 --> 02:09:37,380 with underneath it like they've got plans upon plans that sit has no knowledge of making 1676 02:09:37,380 --> 02:09:42,820 them all rich man yes alexia confirms that beetrick's church is involved with the cult 1677 02:09:42,820 --> 02:09:48,140 but politics prevents her from investigating further so iris decides to risk further up 1678 02:09:48,140 --> 02:09:53,300 the ranks of the crimson knives to gain her own political power uh starting with winning 1679 02:09:53,300 --> 02:09:58,220 the upcoming bushin festival tournament rose discovers she may be infected with demon blood 1680 02:09:58,220 --> 02:10:06,460 though at this point episode 15 the strongest weakest man was the title of it so the bushin 1681 02:10:06,460 --> 02:10:11,620 festival of rives attracting hundreds of fighters to the royal capital sid plans to shock the 1682 02:10:11,620 --> 02:10:17,460 crowd by disguising himself as a weak and as weak and defeating everyone else he fights 1683 02:10:17,460 --> 02:10:24,660 with astonishing ease so it's a new character for him he doesn't look like said he looks 1684 02:10:24,660 --> 02:10:32,700 like a different person so using magical slime makeup because that's what his he controls 1685 02:10:32,700 --> 02:10:39,300 this like uh slime that's how he like changes clothes so fast between uh shadow and himself 1686 02:10:39,300 --> 02:10:45,780 it literally it's just uh like affecting the slime stuff but like it can make whatever 1687 02:10:45,780 --> 02:10:51,580 kind of clothes he wants it reminds me of uh the uh the mcu movies where they needed to 1688 02:10:51,580 --> 02:10:56,060 find a way to make them be able to take their masks off quicker and like their suits on 1689 02:10:56,060 --> 02:11:00,340 so they started using those fucking nanobots for everything yeah everybody has nanobots 1690 02:11:00,340 --> 02:11:08,900 yeah yeah so uh gamma gives sid the pathetic face of mundane man who's going to be my name 1691 02:11:08,900 --> 02:11:16,700 yes an unskilled knight who died in poverty he's a real person that died oh and he's taking 1692 02:11:16,700 --> 02:11:24,980 his persona well mundane man mundane man uh anna rose a foreign knight who fought at the 1693 02:11:24,980 --> 02:11:31,180 goddess's trial witnesses the disguised the disguised sid allowing himself to be beaten 1694 02:11:31,180 --> 02:11:35,940 by a fighter named quentin in an encounter on the street before the festival festival 1695 02:11:35,940 --> 02:11:41,140 begins and is amazed that sid is uninjured sid learns the favorites to win the festival 1696 02:11:41,140 --> 02:11:49,700 are iris rose anna rose quentin and a mysterious nameless dark knight rose encounters sid and 1697 02:11:49,700 --> 02:11:54,500 informs him that her father has selected a man named perv asshat to become the fiance 1698 02:11:54,500 --> 02:12:04,100 and force her to give up the sword perv asshat perv ass weird name that's his real name perv 1699 02:12:04,100 --> 02:12:14,820 asshat it's like an npc it's like a real player named him yes uh sid advises that uh 1700 02:12:14,820 --> 02:12:19,780 that she relax and do what makes her happy for once during the preliminary fights goldy 1701 02:12:19,780 --> 02:12:26,180 god uh goldy gilded a skilled but annoyingly arrogant knight advises skill on how to identify 1702 02:12:26,180 --> 02:12:32,140 warriors most likely to win and is disappointed when sid as mundane wins a fight against his 1703 02:12:32,140 --> 02:12:38,500 prediction without moving only the watchful anna rose notices that mundane moves so fast 1704 02:12:38,500 --> 02:12:43,060 that he defeated his opponent before the fight even began goldy announces that mundane's 1705 02:12:43,060 --> 02:12:48,980 victory has made him goldy's next opponent the next morning it is announced that rose 1706 02:12:48,980 --> 02:12:57,420 has stabbed a perv and subsequently disappeared where she stabbed him he just puts it right 1707 02:12:57,420 --> 02:13:05,100 between his cock and he's like oh my god perv asshat episode 16 is called unseen intentions 1708 02:13:05,100 --> 02:13:10,900 so rosen's escape makes her appear guilty which has dire consequences for inter kingdom 1709 02:13:10,900 --> 02:13:16,860 politics alexia decides to find her and protect her but beta stalls uh stalls her from interfering 1710 02:13:16,860 --> 02:13:21,940 already well aware that rose is hiding in the city's labyrinthian underground ruins 1711 02:13:21,940 --> 02:13:27,400 sid meets an elf named betrix who is searching for her missing niece and happens to uh greatly 1712 02:13:27,400 --> 02:13:34,660 resemble alpha but refrains from telling her that he saw an elf who looks like her as mundane 1713 02:13:34,660 --> 02:13:39,500 sid faces goldy for his first duel watched by anna rose and quentin both of whom are 1714 02:13:39,500 --> 02:13:44,580 now suspicious about mundane's abilities to their great confusion mundane dodges goldy's 1715 02:13:44,580 --> 02:13:49,580 first attacks by flexing his neck and then he causes goldy's own magical attack to explode 1716 02:13:49,580 --> 02:13:55,840 backwards on him by sneezing knocking goldy unconscious and causing his defeat despite 1717 02:13:55,840 --> 02:14:01,060 his unusual methods anna rose's doubts even she could copy monday's movements while meeting 1718 02:14:01,060 --> 02:14:05,940 with perv asshat iris discovers rose didn't injure him at all and observes that he has 1719 02:14:05,940 --> 02:14:11,980 a sinister influence over rose's father the king mundane defeats quentin making anna rose 1720 02:14:11,980 --> 02:14:16,780 his opponents the next day anna rose attempts to intimidate him until mundane reveals he 1721 02:14:16,780 --> 02:14:23,540 wears armor weighing over a ton and yet still moves too fast for people to follow his movements 1722 02:14:23,540 --> 02:14:29,580 rose continues to evade the soldiers at this point sent after her alright we're down to 1723 02:14:29,580 --> 02:14:39,620 the last few episodes here episode 17 uh moonlight uh that pierces the darkness is the title 1724 02:14:39,620 --> 02:14:45,700 of it i like that title uh sid's elder sister claire visits but he avoids her by pretending 1725 02:14:45,700 --> 02:14:50,460 to join scale and hunting rose for a sizable reward sid has a sister yeah let's see they 1726 02:14:50,460 --> 02:14:57,300 saved in episode two i think so uh so he has a family yes you don't think it's all fake 1727 02:14:57,300 --> 02:15:03,540 yes well he thinks that alpha and them are just going along with his pretend that there's 1728 02:15:03,540 --> 02:15:09,820 this cult of diablos he knows he's like in another world but he still thinks that they're 1729 02:15:09,820 --> 02:15:13,900 going along with his pretend wonder if he's just a guy in a hospital bed playing a video 1730 02:15:13,900 --> 02:15:21,620 game well at the episode two he goes back to the real world as shadow he did yeah what 1731 02:15:21,620 --> 02:15:27,900 happened like he's transported through a different portal he comes back to the real world i would 1732 02:15:27,900 --> 02:15:31,860 just stay in my real world at that point he wanted to make a cool looking exit yeah i'm 1733 02:15:31,860 --> 02:15:39,020 home so uh episode 17 uh sid's elder sister claire visits but he avoids her by pretending 1734 02:15:39,020 --> 02:15:43,980 to join scale and is hunting for a sizable reward sid actually respects rose for risking 1735 02:15:43,980 --> 02:15:48,900 everything to escape an unwanted marriage sid overhears the moonlight sonata a personal 1736 02:15:48,900 --> 02:15:55,080 favorite musical piece of his for its brooding tone being played on a nearby piano and quickly 1737 02:15:55,080 --> 02:16:00,140 finds epsilon and is the one performing it she explains she explains that she has been 1738 02:16:00,140 --> 02:16:06,600 able to cultivate useful connections in oriana kingdom by posing as a skilled pianist alexia 1739 02:16:06,600 --> 02:16:11,900 and veda suspect rose fled after discovering that perv is secretly a cultist using magic 1740 02:16:11,900 --> 02:16:16,140 to brainwash and render the king as invalid and they enter the underground ruins to find 1741 02:16:16,140 --> 02:16:22,580 her rose now suffering more seriously from her infected blood considers surrendering 1742 02:16:22,580 --> 02:16:28,540 to avoid dragging oriana into a war she suddenly hears the sonata and finds shadow playing 1743 02:16:28,540 --> 02:16:34,940 a piano it's a it's a cool scene because it's like you just hear the the song and the anime 1744 02:16:34,940 --> 02:16:41,020 and then you see shadow with his like uh assassin's creed get up but he's in there just playing 1745 02:16:41,020 --> 02:16:47,900 a piano playing the moonlight sonata where she sees him uh which he has stolen from where 1746 02:16:47,900 --> 02:16:53,100 uh epsilon was playing it earlier so he stole the piano from her too that stole off a piano 1747 02:16:53,100 --> 02:16:59,700 with him he stole a piano and moved into this underground room sounds petty as fuck in a 1748 02:16:59,700 --> 02:17:04,860 cavernous underground room she realizes she cannot surrender so eminence cures her blood 1749 02:17:04,860 --> 02:17:10,300 infection and grants her power before vanishing uh cult soldiers locate rose but she kills 1750 02:17:10,300 --> 02:17:14,860 them and decides to end her partnership with alexia and veda to fight alone refusing to 1751 02:17:14,860 --> 02:17:20,260 drag them into her problems alexia is not pleased by this and she ends up fighting her 1752 02:17:20,260 --> 02:17:25,540 rose defeats her and apologizes to beta but she tells her to go uh do what she must do 1753 02:17:25,540 --> 02:17:32,060 and won't stop her um veda guesses this was sitzgul all along sid meanwhile is simply 1754 02:17:32,060 --> 02:17:36,540 pleased he was able to pull off a dramatic moment of brutally playing a piano underground 1755 02:17:36,540 --> 02:17:41,620 room press revenues because in his mind he's just i want to look cool like that's his whole 1756 02:17:41,620 --> 02:17:45,340 thing as he just wants to look that reminds me of a scene from uh the enemy was a vampire 1757 02:17:45,340 --> 02:17:50,940 mm-hmm where fucking brad pitt uh had to kill uh tom cruise and then get back to the mansion 1758 02:17:50,940 --> 02:17:54,900 if they dumped his body in the uh the bayou he's fucking playing the piano when he gets 1759 02:17:54,900 --> 02:18:05,500 there tom cruise is still alive like what the fuck yeah um he uh he returns home and 1760 02:18:05,500 --> 02:18:13,100 finds that uh finds that an angry claire has been waiting all day for his return you know 1761 02:18:13,100 --> 02:18:19,140 if i hold it in my mouth as sour as fuck god damn we're gonna have no context for this 1762 02:18:19,140 --> 02:18:28,100 i'm not gonna take a snap a sample mango madness double sim jim uh episode 18 betting on a moment 1763 02:18:28,100 --> 02:18:33,460 it's betty white betty why i don't know why i heard in my head it's betty white how the 1764 02:18:33,460 --> 02:18:41,740 fuck betty white her 99 year old 99 years old i put that pussy out of commission i should 1765 02:18:41,740 --> 02:18:50,420 buy stop uh after sadistically uh punishing sid for neglecting her the claire reveals 1766 02:18:50,420 --> 02:18:55,540 she has uh replaced the steel absent rose and the festival and assists it watcher from 1767 02:18:55,540 --> 02:19:01,460 the vip seating sid sits beside iris who apologizes for the xenon incident they discussed the 1768 02:19:01,460 --> 02:19:06,580 dark knight competitor beatrix the elvish war goddess the festival's very first champion 1769 02:19:06,580 --> 02:19:13,460 and sid realizes beatrix is alphas aunt when he actually realizes this he looks some real 1770 02:19:13,460 --> 02:19:18,420 similar yeah thank you uh be wouldn't say mother daughter but more like something closer 1771 02:19:18,420 --> 02:19:23,580 but you can never figure out what it is though yeah it's a little hilarious man uh sid sneaks 1772 02:19:23,580 --> 02:19:31,540 away to don his mundane disguise uh to duel anoros uh perv takes a seat beside iris who 1773 02:19:31,540 --> 02:19:41,580 despises the floof he's like i just fucking hates him yes she does um he expresses confidence 1774 02:19:41,580 --> 02:19:47,620 that rose will return and marry him he also suggests he is interested in hiring strong 1775 02:19:47,620 --> 02:19:53,900 warriors particularly anoros in the arena anoros attempts to match mundane speed but 1776 02:19:53,900 --> 02:20:00,020 is defeated damn uh this redoubles princess iris's determination to defeat mundane in 1777 02:20:00,020 --> 02:20:05,700 the next match perv has mundane investigated though he has confidence he has no connection 1778 02:20:05,700 --> 02:20:13,860 to the all-female shadow garden squad because again shadow garden is literally all women 1779 02:20:13,860 --> 02:20:19,380 so when i like it's him uh anoros thanks mundane for showing her that she still has room to 1780 02:20:19,380 --> 02:20:24,320 improve and invites him to work for her country's government but he refuses sid looks forward 1781 02:20:24,320 --> 02:20:28,780 to defeating iris so he can become a legend by mysteriously disappearing immediately after 1782 02:20:28,780 --> 02:20:34,420 victory again he just wants to look cool claire meets him in his at his room quietly reminding 1783 02:20:34,420 --> 02:20:40,540 him he forgot to watch her match so his sister like um where were you and she's the kind 1784 02:20:40,540 --> 02:20:44,820 of where she'll beat the shit out of him i feel with myself i don't give a fuck you bitch 1785 02:20:44,820 --> 02:20:53,100 all right we're down to the last two episodes here uh episode 19 is called dancing puppet 1786 02:20:53,100 --> 02:21:02,140 uh sid sits beside since it's like alliteration oh boy since this is a 15 times real fast 1787 02:21:02,140 --> 02:21:11,860 since it's uh almost messed up uh since it's besides prince's damn he got to knock that 1788 02:21:11,860 --> 02:21:17,980 one out quick i don't know sid sits beside the three s's princess iris and beetroot's 1789 02:21:17,980 --> 02:21:22,700 to watch claire's next match perf continues drugging the king hoping rose will try to 1790 02:21:22,700 --> 02:21:27,940 save him he also plans to have the king publicly assassinate iris and princess elicia's father 1791 02:21:27,940 --> 02:21:33,900 the king of midgard falls war damn claire wins her match and furiously uh searches for 1792 02:21:33,900 --> 02:21:38,940 sid because again he's not up there watch her where you at who is again absent from 1793 02:21:38,940 --> 02:21:45,060 the audience iris duels mundane so the princess iris is dueling mundane man at this point 1794 02:21:45,060 --> 02:21:50,980 but uh has repeatedly terrifying premonitions of mundane killing her instantly with a single 1795 02:21:50,980 --> 02:21:57,380 counter attack ouch uh mundane shortly disarms and defeats her in a single move rose infiltrates 1796 02:21:57,380 --> 02:22:02,120 the vip area with help from shadow garden and perv is enraged when she kills her own 1797 02:22:02,120 --> 02:22:08,260 father damn so she kills the king of the oriana kingdom who shows gratitude of being freed 1798 02:22:08,260 --> 02:22:16,060 from perv's control at last just being freed from the perv's and well yeah that perv had 1799 02:22:16,060 --> 02:22:22,500 been in control for years uh rose moves to kill herself but mundane stops her leaping 1800 02:22:22,500 --> 02:22:28,260 from the arena floor and a single bound to burst through the vip box kill perv's men 1801 02:22:28,260 --> 02:22:33,700 and shed his disguise to reveal he to reveal that he is the eminence and shadow so he took 1802 02:22:33,700 --> 02:22:38,780 off to the sky to show that he had the disguise on yeah rose realized that shadow is also 1803 02:22:38,780 --> 02:22:45,180 the boy who once uh she once knew as stylish bandit slayer over gone because as a kid in 1804 02:22:45,180 --> 02:22:53,020 this new world sid also went around killing bandits with a paper bag over his head so 1805 02:22:53,020 --> 02:22:58,700 he was the stylish bandit slayer back then wait so was he stylish or the bandit stylish 1806 02:22:58,700 --> 02:23:03,420 and he slayed him i think he was trying to say he's the stylish one you gotta be careful 1807 02:23:03,420 --> 02:23:08,660 with that grammar people revealing that when sid was training himself as a child he killed 1808 02:23:08,660 --> 02:23:13,820 uh the bandits who coincidentally had just had a kidnapper an encounter which inspired 1809 02:23:13,820 --> 02:23:17,900 rose to learn serving the swordmanship in the first place nice so he didn't realize 1810 02:23:17,900 --> 02:23:24,180 that he led her down that path realizing that she can't die yet rose again escapes beetrix 1811 02:23:24,180 --> 02:23:29,500 having longed to fight mundane since their meeting realizes that shadow is a wanted terrorist 1812 02:23:29,500 --> 02:23:37,980 and engages him in a duel that are fucking uh blue eyes looking dry so the last episode 1813 02:23:37,980 --> 02:23:44,340 of the season is called advent of the demon uh alpha meets rose and offers her membership 1814 02:23:44,340 --> 02:23:50,380 in shadow garden which rose accepts amidst beetrix's and shadow's duel princess iris 1815 02:23:50,380 --> 02:23:55,460 joins the former in combat against him after a fight which comes to a span to span much 1816 02:23:55,460 --> 02:24:01,540 of the city shadow again brandishes his atomic city obliterating attack terrifying both iris 1817 02:24:01,540 --> 02:24:07,900 and beetrix but van vanishes at the last second before a detonation so as soon as he like 1818 02:24:07,900 --> 02:24:13,660 he fucks him up and he fights him with crowbars they're using swords and uh iris the princess 1819 02:24:13,660 --> 02:24:18,620 has a sword that is a flaming sword and he's fighting them with fucking crowbars some crowbars 1820 02:24:18,620 --> 02:24:23,580 huh he just found crowbars on this one building inside and just started fucking him up with 1821 02:24:23,580 --> 02:24:29,700 crowbar he's like hell yeah that's his favorite fighting tool anyway is crowbars and it's 1822 02:24:29,700 --> 02:24:33,460 like it's a cool it's a cool fight sequence though because it's like they're literally 1823 02:24:33,460 --> 02:24:37,580 he's like not even trying and then they both try to attack him at the same time he just 1824 02:24:37,580 --> 02:24:41,740 stomps on their back and makes them sit on each other and then at the very end of it 1825 02:24:41,740 --> 02:24:47,420 he goes to go use his i am atomic thing which they think oh fuck he's just gonna blow up 1826 02:24:47,420 --> 02:24:53,380 the whole city and he's just gone so it didn't work or he didn't do it or do it but he was 1827 02:24:53,380 --> 02:24:58,300 one to show them that he is so far above them that all he's got to do is do the one attack 1828 02:24:58,300 --> 02:25:03,900 and they're gone to where it's like they're looking at it like it's the end of the world 1829 02:25:03,900 --> 02:25:08,740 and then he's just gone well yeah princess iris just like yelling out like a banshee cry 1830 02:25:08,740 --> 02:25:13,420 because it pisses her off so much but he didn't even find them a challenge enough to even 1831 02:25:13,420 --> 02:25:21,140 fight him the rest of the way he just leaves uh leaving princess iris enraged frustrated 1832 02:25:21,140 --> 02:25:27,480 and more determined than ever to get her her vengeance magnets perv is forced to beg his 1833 02:25:27,480 --> 02:25:32,060 master's forgiveness for his failure betrix leaves the capital sad that she failed to 1834 02:25:32,060 --> 02:25:36,900 find her niece holed up in her room now filled with the wanted posters of the eminence a 1835 02:25:36,900 --> 02:25:43,300 mentally unraveling sherry look here here's the news of his attack and renews her who 1836 02:25:43,300 --> 02:25:48,300 renews her promise to herself to one day kill him with the eminence revealing to the world 1837 02:25:48,300 --> 02:25:53,340 shadow garden begins at preparations to support sid further hoping he will soon take a more 1838 02:25:53,340 --> 02:25:58,260 active role in running the organization alpha guides rose into the monster infested mountains 1839 02:25:58,260 --> 02:26:04,140 near sid and claire's childhood village revealing the mountains contain the old kingdom of alexandria 1840 02:26:04,140 --> 02:26:09,740 now shadow garden's new secret abase of operations alexandria and they have a gigantic statue 1841 02:26:09,740 --> 02:26:16,060 of shadow in the center of it there a distraught rose has everything taken from her her name 1842 02:26:16,060 --> 02:26:21,700 her clothes and her last memento she has of sid as she knew him now clothed in the carot 1843 02:26:21,700 --> 02:26:26,060 uh the characteristic slime suit which can basically form into whatever kind of style 1844 02:26:26,060 --> 02:26:31,380 of clothes that they want even though it's still solid black shadow garden's operatives 1845 02:26:31,380 --> 02:26:40,300 uh she now becomes soldier 666 and she's the 666th member of shadow garden so he's got 1846 02:26:40,300 --> 02:26:44,740 all these women there to do whatever he wants him to quit the harem he's got there and he 1847 02:26:44,740 --> 02:26:50,380 doesn't even know it it's just there uh in their army and begins training to prove her 1848 02:26:50,380 --> 02:26:55,980 abilities and skill to them under their supervision meanwhile sid lingers briefly in the underground 1849 02:26:55,980 --> 02:27:01,020 of the capital playing the moonlight sonata on the stolen piano so the piano down there 1850 02:27:01,020 --> 02:27:06,860 huh he's not explaining believed by the quality of his role playing with princess iris and 1851 02:27:06,860 --> 02:27:12,740 lady beatrix he expresses his anticipation for the games to come that's how the season 1852 02:27:12,740 --> 02:27:21,540 one ends it's just him playing the moonlight sonata on a stolen piano just dragged ejected 1853 02:27:21,540 --> 02:27:29,980 like i'm like i'm looking at real world logistics here like just trying to steal a piano would 1854 02:27:29,980 --> 02:27:34,660 be fucking random as fuck well when you have magic yeah but like looking at it like you're 1855 02:27:34,660 --> 02:27:41,820 funnier like if you like you see him just dragging it down yeah like god damn you yeah 1856 02:27:41,820 --> 02:27:47,500 that's uh eminence and shadow season one like i said it's uh eminence and shadow or eminence 1857 02:27:47,500 --> 02:27:52,380 shadow eminence in shadow oh in shadow i'll keep saying i think in my head and shadow no 1858 02:27:52,380 --> 02:27:59,260 eminence in shadow eminence in shadow one of the probably in my opinion one of the uh the 1859 02:27:59,260 --> 02:28:05,180 best uh isekai anime aside from overlord and what's cool is that they're both by the same 1860 02:28:05,180 --> 02:28:11,180 uh production company karakawa they make both what the enemy called like what are the uh 1861 02:28:11,180 --> 02:28:17,820 the genre call uh isekai they should make one in dark souls level uh i'm well because 1862 02:28:17,820 --> 02:28:22,740 in dark souls you're not that strong you go in there and just get fucking wailed on they 1863 02:28:22,740 --> 02:28:29,060 do exist they may be funnier to me they do exist but if it's a powerful person in our 1864 02:28:29,060 --> 02:28:35,500 world he dies he's a weak peasant in this new world he's a god damn and he never gets 1865 02:28:35,500 --> 02:28:42,460 it he's always fucking broke his fucking armors to trash oh well they did that well i mean 1866 02:28:42,460 --> 02:28:46,900 with a little bit of a plot hole device but yeah that kind of does exist holy man this 1867 02:28:46,900 --> 02:28:53,380 stuff is beautiful to me where he tries so hard over like there's a how i'll have to 1868 02:28:53,380 --> 02:28:58,860 remember the name of it but uh where he died he can die over and over and over but uh it 1869 02:28:58,860 --> 02:29:04,660 gets worse and worse like in his mental shit the entire time yeah kind of dark too opening 1870 02:29:04,660 --> 02:29:10,420 and uh hope uh yeah because if you if you if your mental state uh hinges on how often 1871 02:29:10,420 --> 02:29:15,640 you died in a game if it was a dark side you would have a horrible time yes you'd be fucking 1872 02:29:15,640 --> 02:29:20,860 insane by the end of it all right you ready for some reddit i'm always ready for some 1873 02:29:20,860 --> 02:29:26,160 red i love this shit all right today we are covering today i fucked up will we move away 1874 02:29:26,160 --> 02:29:31,020 from the retail hill and and go back to our original bread and butter of today i fucked 1875 02:29:31,020 --> 02:29:38,740 up so uh first one is by junior ranger 6861 spurs and puts i've been feeling a bit under 1876 02:29:38,740 --> 02:29:42,540 the weather and decided to buy myself a coffee i was about to walk into an establishment 1877 02:29:42,540 --> 02:29:46,580 whenever i saw a homeless woman sitting outside with her dog i felt bad for them because i 1878 02:29:46,580 --> 02:29:51,460 can't imagine how hard it must be to be homeless especially being this time of the year so 1879 02:29:51,460 --> 02:29:56,300 i decided to go up to her told her merry christmas and handed her ten dollars her eyes lit up 1880 02:29:56,300 --> 02:30:01,060 and she started sobbing and thanking me when i was trying to pay for my coffee i noticed 1881 02:30:01,060 --> 02:30:04,900 that in my haze i had given the woman 100 instead of 10 well you gotta let that one 1882 02:30:04,900 --> 02:30:12,260 go i thought i had given her still it's still in my wallet i was panicking and contemplating 1883 02:30:12,260 --> 02:30:16,860 going to look for her and explaining my error you gotta let that go but i just couldn't 1884 02:30:16,860 --> 02:30:21,120 bring myself to do that i didn't want to be an asshole especially after her emotional 1885 02:30:21,120 --> 02:30:27,140 reaction so i just made my way home merry christmas i wouldn't call that much of a fuck 1886 02:30:27,140 --> 02:30:33,700 up it's like an honest mistake but it's like it's a hundred dollars though like man although 1887 02:30:33,700 --> 02:30:43,260 and with inflation 100 dollars ain't worth shit no uh next one is by slight contact 568 1888 02:30:43,260 --> 02:30:49,100 person puts obligatory last night i got drunk at a christmas for uh christmas friends uh 1889 02:30:49,100 --> 02:30:57,580 get together and said some shit i shouldn't have well if isn't the basis for every uh 1890 02:30:57,580 --> 02:31:03,100 falling friend uh the friendship fallout ever in the history of mankind said some shit you 1891 02:31:03,100 --> 02:31:09,620 shouldn't have said it's way up there my wife's friends are mostly pretty mellow and not big 1892 02:31:09,620 --> 02:31:14,180 partiers but we get together for dinner every couple of months they're awesome people and 1893 02:31:14,180 --> 02:31:18,580 i've known them uh for going on 12 years now they're her good friends since she's been 1894 02:31:18,580 --> 02:31:24,460 in high school so one friend is a little more outgoing into festivals and the like we were 1895 02:31:24,460 --> 02:31:28,380 drinking and reminiscing about college days and she mentioned how she hooked up with a 1896 02:31:28,380 --> 02:31:35,060 guy behind a bar we all went uh to together years ago we all laugh and she and i are talking 1897 02:31:35,060 --> 02:31:41,180 about the night and how she had never done that before a night a uh a one night uh one 1898 02:31:41,180 --> 02:31:47,940 time stand uh she also mentioned that he ate her ass before the d wait are you getting 1899 02:31:47,940 --> 02:31:53,940 way too specific yeah it was her first experience doing that and i said something along the 1900 02:31:53,940 --> 02:32:01,340 lines of i don't blame him i'd do the same damn you stupid little bitch bro i kept your 1901 02:32:01,340 --> 02:32:09,100 fucking mouth shut everyone got quiet 1902 02:32:09,100 --> 02:32:14,540 my wife looked pissed and confused yeah i didn't it didn't even register to me with 1903 02:32:14,540 --> 02:32:20,540 me but i had said my wife yelled at me all the way home about how i must be uh must think 1904 02:32:20,540 --> 02:32:26,260 of all her friends in a sexual way no baby just you intrusive thought should stay inside 1905 02:32:26,260 --> 02:32:31,260 there you go tristis intrusive stop should stay inside 1906 02:32:31,260 --> 02:32:41,420 all righty next one is by uh one sidrick two okay person puts so customary uh this actually 1907 02:32:41,420 --> 02:32:46,020 i don't know why you put so customary this actually did happen five minutes ago and i'm 1908 02:32:46,020 --> 02:32:51,660 dying inside i don't understand the obligatory ones either i read what they put that's all 1909 02:32:51,660 --> 02:32:57,540 i'm obliged to tell you this like why right uh here goes last week the assistant and the 1910 02:32:57,540 --> 02:33:02,700 zone manager who is three levels above me in the hierarchy messaged me because apparently 1911 02:33:02,700 --> 02:33:07,940 she had noticed that i was using an interesting note taking device in fact i've been using 1912 02:33:07,940 --> 02:33:12,820 the remarkable two tablet for years for note taking but also life organizing and drawing 1913 02:33:12,820 --> 02:33:17,980 etc that's where the fuck up starts oh i replied to the assistant before telling her about 1914 02:33:17,980 --> 02:33:24,100 the device and offered to let the zone manager try it if she wishes before buying today was 1915 02:33:24,100 --> 02:33:29,980 uh the time i was showing her how the device works i had quickly cleaned up my note files 1916 02:33:29,980 --> 02:33:35,700 made sure the right page to show example of how to use it stuff like that destroy my sabbatist 1917 02:33:35,700 --> 02:33:41,220 safari search history everything was going well all until she asked if you could draw 1918 02:33:41,220 --> 02:33:47,820 on the tablet thinking i had correctly cleaned up i showed my drawing i opened my drawings 1919 02:33:47,820 --> 02:33:53,380 now but i'm there a drawing of a sofa with a comic style bubble saying sit on my face 1920 02:33:53,380 --> 02:33:59,060 appears god dang i quickly switched to the next page and she was nice enough to ignore 1921 02:33:59,060 --> 02:34:03,460 it but i'm dying inside right now i think the drawing was pretty funny but the particular 1922 02:34:03,460 --> 02:34:10,100 type of humor needed to appreciate it doesn't really fall into the sfw side of things yeah 1923 02:34:10,100 --> 02:34:15,780 safe for work it is not 1924 02:34:15,780 --> 02:34:22,300 next one is by tfaust10 this person puts this happened a while ago but i still cringe when 1925 02:34:22,300 --> 02:34:26,780 i think about it i hopped on a short flight from dallas to san antonio to visit my brother 1926 02:34:26,780 --> 02:34:31,580 i ended up on a nile seat towards the very back of the bed of a packed plane as i said 1927 02:34:31,580 --> 02:34:36,300 the guy seated next to me was busy and i decided not to bug him so with a quick hello or the 1928 02:34:36,300 --> 02:34:41,300 classic business of pleasure question that people tend to ask about 15 minutes into the 1929 02:34:41,300 --> 02:34:46,780 flight i began to eat one of those very dry biscoff crackers without water on hand i realized 1930 02:34:46,780 --> 02:34:53,060 i over committed my slavery going to some real work nothing worse than a fucking cotton 1931 02:34:53,060 --> 02:34:59,540 mouth is worse than dry mouth yes it is 1932 02:34:59,540 --> 02:35:05,340 of course at this exact moment my seat mate begins his operating his opening introduction 1933 02:35:05,340 --> 02:35:09,740 i nod to him and smile but i was not about to open my mouth to pepper him with biscoff 1934 02:35:09,740 --> 02:35:15,540 cracker dust unaware of my dilemma he asked me a question i motioned to my throat with 1935 02:35:15,540 --> 02:35:20,600 my hand to suggest i was finishing a bite his eyes go large and he quickly apologizes 1936 02:35:20,600 --> 02:35:25,140 turning red in the face of embarrassment i was surprised by the reaction but he he thought 1937 02:35:25,140 --> 02:35:32,540 you were freaking mute and thought he was responsible over the top a few seconds later 1938 02:35:32,540 --> 02:35:36,500 i realized that he thought i was motioning that i could not speak no problem i would 1939 02:35:36,500 --> 02:35:43,020 clarify everything as soon as i could swallow my cracker unfortunately unfortunately that 1940 02:35:43,020 --> 02:35:47,140 cracker must have been made from some properties that send all moisture to another dimension 1941 02:35:47,140 --> 02:35:52,940 god damn it must have been a cracker from church's chicken pop eyes bisque yeah it's 1942 02:35:52,940 --> 02:35:59,500 the same for the same batch as fucking pop eyes bisque as i waited the stewardess came 1943 02:35:59,500 --> 02:36:03,180 over to save the day with a drink cart she asked me what i wanted to drink i just pointed 1944 02:36:03,180 --> 02:36:13,980 one please so i pointed to a sprite can as i did this my seat mate clarified my choice 1945 02:36:13,980 --> 02:36:19,220 by verbally telling the stewardess my selection he's one sprite because he can't speak i could 1946 02:36:19,220 --> 02:36:23,100 tell that he felt a sense of accomplishment that he was able to help me communicate given 1947 02:36:23,100 --> 02:36:28,460 my perceived disability damn i'm a fucking hero maybe i maybe it made him feel a little 1948 02:36:28,460 --> 02:36:32,700 bit better after having asked me a question and that i was unable to answer as the flight 1949 02:36:32,700 --> 02:36:36,500 continued i realized that i had accidentally committed myself to becoming mute well there 1950 02:36:36,500 --> 02:36:40,880 you go you gotta you gotta fucking follow the bit i was at the point of no return so 1951 02:36:40,880 --> 02:36:45,460 i figured i'd just go with it i didn't want to make him feel stupid he began to uh he 1952 02:36:45,460 --> 02:36:48,820 began to tell me a couple of things about his family he mentioned a relative with a 1953 02:36:48,820 --> 02:36:53,900 similar impairment following a stroke he also showed me a picture of his dog on the phone 1954 02:36:53,900 --> 02:36:58,700 i knew i could not respond so he never asked me any questions i just not even smiled at 1955 02:36:58,700 --> 02:37:04,140 anything he said to be polite but utter not uttering a sound eventually our plane lands 1956 02:37:04,140 --> 02:37:10,220 by the time i forgot uh by this time i forgot about my act i patiently i sat patiently 1957 02:37:10,220 --> 02:37:15,700 as people began to depart uh being at the very back of the plane i knew i had to wait 1958 02:37:15,700 --> 02:37:20,980 so i remained seated my phone vibrates you know what i would do like right we're just 1959 02:37:20,980 --> 02:37:24,940 disembarking right and like uh he's getting like i just get up real quick to get out first 1960 02:37:24,940 --> 02:37:31,980 like it's nice meeting you and just quick it with him he'd be like never even give him 1961 02:37:31,980 --> 02:37:38,420 a chance to respond just dip out uh let's see i knew i had to uh would be uh i would 1962 02:37:38,420 --> 02:37:42,620 have to wait so i remained seated my phone vibrates i see that it is my brother calling 1963 02:37:42,620 --> 02:37:46,980 i accept to call in enthusiastically say what's up i just landed give me about 10 minutes 1964 02:37:46,980 --> 02:37:51,700 and i'll meet you out front so he basically did what i just said my memory sends me a 1965 02:37:51,700 --> 02:37:55,820 notice a little too late to remind me that i'm supposed to be playing the role of a mute 1966 02:37:55,820 --> 02:38:00,780 person on the plane i slowly look over to the seat to my seatmate to see if he really 1967 02:38:00,780 --> 02:38:07,940 has even noticed his head was directly aimed at me yeah this head just right this fucking 1968 02:38:07,940 --> 02:38:14,140 face he had the most disgusted look on his face like i had punched a baby bunny you motherfucker 1969 02:38:14,140 --> 02:38:18,420 i began to turn red i was so embarrassed that i couldn't think of anything to say to make 1970 02:38:18,420 --> 02:38:24,060 the moment less awkward a part of my brain that does not get outside much convinced me 1971 02:38:24,060 --> 02:38:28,380 to get out of the plane quickly i turned the thought into action i quickly got out of my 1972 02:38:28,380 --> 02:38:32,900 chair and grabbed my backpack i looked back at the guy i confirmed that he was more committed 1973 02:38:32,900 --> 02:38:38,740 to maintaining his disgusting fashion you know i was supposed to be nude damn he's so 1974 02:38:38,740 --> 02:38:43,340 he's mad as fuck i quickly looked at the person in front of me standing in the aisle i could 1975 02:38:43,340 --> 02:38:49,900 go nowhere i remained standing for about another eternity until the line started to ease up 1976 02:38:49,900 --> 02:38:54,460 i finally made my escape at this point at this moment still haunts me like i gotta hear 1977 02:38:54,460 --> 02:38:58,980 you bad that motherfucker's not real 1978 02:38:58,980 --> 02:39:03,940 next one is by no werewolves allowed this person so that's what i put out in the front 1979 02:39:03,940 --> 02:39:04,940 of my house 1980 02:39:04,940 --> 02:39:12,260 what are you saying no dogs in human form don't you come in here you damn werewolves 1981 02:39:12,260 --> 02:39:20,660 i just thought you meant dogs no dogs in human form uh this person puts october 2023 in my 1982 02:39:20,660 --> 02:39:24,060 dorm room i woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of my roommate fooling around 1983 02:39:24,060 --> 02:39:28,220 with another guy my roommate was someone who would be who would describe himself as an 1984 02:39:28,220 --> 02:39:33,300 introverted socially awkward unattractive alone etc like bam so it's just two dudes 1985 02:39:33,300 --> 02:39:39,740 banging this was clearly since the beginning of a roommate relationship i had never seen 1986 02:39:39,740 --> 02:39:43,660 him show interest in dating anyone on the rare occasion when he was willing to go out 1987 02:39:43,660 --> 02:39:48,220 with me he would just he would usually avoid interaction with the opposite sex i always 1988 02:39:48,220 --> 02:39:52,420 assumed he was just shy which he was but it never occurred to me that he might be attractive 1989 02:39:52,420 --> 02:39:56,780 to guys homosexual 1990 02:39:56,780 --> 02:40:00,900 back to my dorm i was pretending pretending to be asleep because i didn't really know 1991 02:40:00,900 --> 02:40:04,460 how to respond in that situation or how my roommate would feel if he got caught in the 1992 02:40:04,460 --> 02:40:09,940 act i imagine how awkward it would be like having to like because the dorm room is usually 1993 02:40:09,940 --> 02:40:14,300 like just really like like both right next to each other right side by side and like 1994 02:40:14,300 --> 02:40:18,140 your your your roommate's just like uh you're gonna take that dick and then the guy's like 1995 02:40:18,140 --> 02:40:22,940 i'm gonna take that dick and i what the fuck he's trying to get some sleep and then they 1996 02:40:22,940 --> 02:40:30,620 fall yeah uh this was uncharted territory as silly as it sounds like just like his asshole 1997 02:40:30,620 --> 02:40:35,140 i didn't want to assume my roommate was openly gay or bi just because he was low key hooking 1998 02:40:35,140 --> 02:40:42,220 up with a random guy next to me low key and so i reacted by not reacting at all i'll admit 1999 02:40:42,220 --> 02:40:45,940 it was an awkward situation not just because i could hear whispering and kissing and moaning 2000 02:40:45,940 --> 02:40:49,820 all kinds of other noises that made it clear to me that both guys were real into it 2001 02:40:49,820 --> 02:41:00,500 they're just going fucking bareback and he just like three feet away i would fuck i would 2002 02:41:00,500 --> 02:41:06,180 not here's here's the etiquette everybody if you're in college put something you guys 2003 02:41:06,180 --> 02:41:14,180 need to have a uh like a a symbol or a routine that if there's a rubber band or a sock or 2004 02:41:14,180 --> 02:41:18,700 something rubber band probably better like something nondescript and like you're like 2005 02:41:18,700 --> 02:41:21,660 there's a rubber band around the doorknob on the outside that means he's fucking somebody 2006 02:41:21,660 --> 02:41:26,020 i better go sleep on the i guess on the water fountain in the park because i got nowhere 2007 02:41:26,020 --> 02:41:33,700 else to go don't just come fuck somebody with your roommate sleeping like like no kidding 2008 02:41:33,700 --> 02:41:41,180 like a foot away from you yeah i mean like uh sorry i like making noise but i don't know 2009 02:41:41,180 --> 02:41:47,500 like it's just it's awkward you know yeah but also be like jacking off in your friend's 2010 02:41:47,500 --> 02:41:55,060 house after he sleeps right like well i gotta check up somehow yeah you don't do that always 2011 02:41:55,060 --> 02:42:01,540 do that uh all right he continues uh but also because i was lying on my side for too long 2012 02:42:01,540 --> 02:42:05,740 and my arm was beginning to go numb i was forced to switch sides and face the action 2013 02:42:05,740 --> 02:42:10,180 come on now you you could lie in your but my eyes were still closed you could lie in 2014 02:42:10,180 --> 02:42:15,700 your stomach and still faced against the wall don't you lie to me he won his butt exposed 2015 02:42:15,700 --> 02:42:18,780 what do you mean you can just or you can lie in your bureau your your back and look up 2016 02:42:18,780 --> 02:42:23,580 at the sky you didn't want to be you don't talk he's just making shit up i know he is 2017 02:42:23,580 --> 02:42:29,460 uh at this moment yeah i had to look so i had to turn that way to sleep bullshit there's 2018 02:42:29,460 --> 02:42:35,900 like six thousand ways to sleep uh he but at this moment i heard one of them whisper 2019 02:42:35,900 --> 02:42:38,260 bro i thought your roommate was like i don't know asian 2020 02:42:38,260 --> 02:42:46,580 what the fuck does that matter i suddenly opened up my eyes i suddenly opened up my 2021 02:42:46,580 --> 02:42:51,140 eyes and noticed two random naked guys in my roommate's bed both of them were too high 2022 02:42:51,140 --> 02:42:55,460 and horny to realize that they were in the wrong dorm until it was too late so where 2023 02:42:55,460 --> 02:43:02,340 the fuck is he there his roommate if the if the two of them didn't whisper the whole fucking 2024 02:43:02,340 --> 02:43:07,500 time i probably would have uh picked up that none of them sounded like my roommate the 2025 02:43:07,500 --> 02:43:13,300 gay guys apologizing for canvassing my roommate's bed in fuck fluids and took off i made them 2026 02:43:13,300 --> 02:43:18,740 stand up ass naked sorry bro sorry bro i changed the sheets and cleaned up the mess before 2027 02:43:18,740 --> 02:43:23,460 my actual roommate returned to his bed one early hours in the morning after apparently 2028 02:43:23,460 --> 02:43:27,820 working most of the night i want to clean shit just laying it i would have been like 2029 02:43:27,820 --> 02:43:32,620 hey man these two guys fucked on your bed believe me 2030 02:43:32,620 --> 02:43:37,460 i was not his favorite person whenever i explained to him what happened no kidding i mean i was 2031 02:43:37,460 --> 02:43:41,140 never forgot to lock my door he probably didn't believe him either probably not why'd you 2032 02:43:41,140 --> 02:43:46,060 fuck on my bed bro i never forgot to lock my dorm room since that night and my roommate 2033 02:43:46,060 --> 02:43:50,260 is still reminding me that i owe him brand new bed sheets why do i owe him i don't owe 2034 02:43:50,260 --> 02:43:54,660 him shit because apparently he didn't lock the door so 2035 02:43:54,660 --> 02:44:04,220 but i didn't fuck on my man all righty i thought your roommate was asian that makes more sense 2036 02:44:04,220 --> 02:44:13,140 then user names are so stupid uh next one is by potatoes in my butt now i imagine a 2037 02:44:13,140 --> 02:44:19,100 whole potato someone else's asshole uh a buddy was having a small new year's party at his 2038 02:44:19,100 --> 02:44:23,700 house we have been chilling for a few hours drinking smoking listening to music then all 2039 02:44:23,700 --> 02:44:28,380 of a sudden my buddy's mom comes in the room to chill us chill with us my friend let's 2040 02:44:28,380 --> 02:44:35,820 kill uh my friend his wife and his bro left to go make some barbecue so now it's just 2041 02:44:35,820 --> 02:44:42,020 me and his mom oh in the room oh red flags everywhere her and i were talking and listening 2042 02:44:42,020 --> 02:44:48,420 to music uh his mom is probably in her late 60s early 70s not really good that's my type 2043 02:44:48,420 --> 02:44:53,740 not really good looking it was really my type now smokes like a chimney and is married three 2044 02:44:53,740 --> 02:44:59,340 or four from far from me i don't know what the hell came over me last night something 2045 02:44:59,340 --> 02:45:17,340 about restarted fucking something about her cop minding so i sat next to her put my arm 2046 02:45:17,340 --> 02:45:24,140 around her hey baby how you doing i'm doing okay how you doing she did not like that uh 2047 02:45:24,140 --> 02:45:29,220 reject that at all i quickly removed my arm from her my buddy found out instead of everyone 2048 02:45:29,220 --> 02:45:42,860 else they wanted me to leave the party with that don't you know how we go in my head right 2049 02:45:42,860 --> 02:45:46,980 i for whatever reason he took his shoes off right so now in dead silence with everybody 2050 02:45:46,980 --> 02:45:56,460 staring and he's slowly putting his fucking shoe stock in the awkward side of this everybody 2051 02:45:56,460 --> 02:46:01,620 just mean mugging him he's putting one shoe lace on it i forget we're just today rejected 2052 02:46:01,620 --> 02:46:12,060 by a second year old oh this is a very stupid thing to do and i'm completely embarrassed 2053 02:46:12,060 --> 02:46:16,020 by this also now things probably won't be the same between my buddy and i 2054 02:46:16,020 --> 02:46:29,500 no you don't do you think hon no you know all right uh last one uh it is by zard four 2055 02:46:29,500 --> 02:46:36,420 this person puts i a straight male just saw poor things incredible movie highly recommend 2056 02:46:36,420 --> 02:46:43,620 by myself and in the middle of it i had to go to the bathroom part of things poor things 2057 02:46:43,620 --> 02:46:52,020 i know salt burn was a movie that has traumatized the entire uh movie going community last year 2058 02:46:52,020 --> 02:46:59,300 yes so poor thing sounds something similar i cannot place my finger on what it is though 2059 02:46:59,300 --> 02:47:06,540 i feel like i should know what it is and if it hits me i'd be like oh yeah you know you 2060 02:47:06,540 --> 02:47:11,180 know that moment where light young uh light uh get it finds a death note again and he 2061 02:47:11,180 --> 02:47:16,220 returns all his memories yeah that's what i'm feeling right now the minute i figure 2062 02:47:16,220 --> 02:47:22,540 out what poor things is oh yeah that's so i yeah just say it i was alone with the urinal 2063 02:47:22,540 --> 02:47:27,060 whenever i realized that i had to take a shit and at that moment another guy walked in and 2064 02:47:27,060 --> 02:47:34,500 started pissing too older guy kind of fat glasses balding that motherfucker they're 2065 02:47:34,500 --> 02:47:43,620 striving down to his teeth huh it's so short uh i reconsidered taking a shit because of 2066 02:47:43,620 --> 02:47:50,940 the awkwardness with my new companion my dad considered husky light but but knew i'd regret 2067 02:47:50,940 --> 02:47:54,860 it uh once i returned to my seat so i stopped pissing and went to the handicapped stall 2068 02:47:54,860 --> 02:47:59,300 behind me to do the business oh i immediately realized it was a good call because this was 2069 02:47:59,300 --> 02:48:04,860 going to be explosive damn bro we all know the feeling and out of respect for him and 2070 02:48:04,860 --> 02:48:10,220 his nostrils i decided to wait until he left to unleash i could kind of see him through 2071 02:48:10,220 --> 02:48:14,780 the crack of the stall you know it's right in front of me but he wasn't leaving do you 2072 02:48:14,780 --> 02:48:19,780 want to hear a funny bib from sebastian uh mark i forget his name and i don't want to 2073 02:48:19,780 --> 02:48:26,300 like like steal his jokes so his name is sebastian he's italian i forget his last name but oh 2074 02:48:26,300 --> 02:48:30,420 the guy that uh where he wears those shoes constantly and everything those like dress 2075 02:48:30,420 --> 02:48:35,500 shoes uh he's got the like gray stripe or whatever kind of in this hair yeah and he's 2076 02:48:35,500 --> 02:48:39,620 always like aren't you embarrassed yeah yeah he was he was saying like he was hooking up 2077 02:48:39,620 --> 02:48:44,460 with his uh he was like no he went to his girlfriend his new he was dating this woman 2078 02:48:44,460 --> 02:48:48,340 went to her like they went out to dinner they had ice cream but he's lactose intolerant 2079 02:48:48,340 --> 02:48:53,700 but he bit the bullet and he ate it then he went home we went to her place to watch a 2080 02:48:53,700 --> 02:48:59,100 movie then he asked if she could use her bathroom because the ice cream hit him yeah hard so 2081 02:48:59,100 --> 02:49:04,260 he goes to the bathroom he runs the shower he runs the the bathtub he runs every every 2082 02:49:04,260 --> 02:49:08,780 thing he could and then he says like and he says like something and the the joke the lead-up 2083 02:49:08,780 --> 02:49:14,500 joke is that he like he was farting in her towels to mask the sound of his farts he was 2084 02:49:14,500 --> 02:49:19,940 doing everything he can so she wouldn't hear him and i'm i i remember because it's on 2085 02:49:19,940 --> 02:49:24,900 youtube that's as special as yeah i rewound that same scene like six times and every single 2086 02:49:24,900 --> 02:49:35,300 i was farting in your bath towels to mask the sound i was like man that was funny uh 2087 02:49:35,300 --> 02:49:40,740 all right where was uh oh uh i could see him through the crack of the stole as he was right 2088 02:49:40,740 --> 02:49:45,980 in front of me but he wasn't leaving he actually turned 90 degrees uh and uh perpendicular 2089 02:49:45,980 --> 02:49:51,020 to the urinal and me what the fuck and for what felt like eternity he appeared to be 2090 02:49:51,020 --> 02:49:54,540 adjusting his pants or something the thought and he wants he chat 2091 02:49:54,540 --> 02:50:02,980 i don't know why i thought that the thought creeps in like is he doing what i think he's 2092 02:50:02,980 --> 02:50:09,860 doing there's no way he can't that doesn't happen in real life oh uh he's just adjusting 2093 02:50:09,860 --> 02:50:15,460 his belt right then i saw what i feared most would occur and he whipped out his fucking 2094 02:50:15,460 --> 02:50:22,060 dick and start this joke in his limping i know people way too well yes you do i told 2095 02:50:22,060 --> 02:50:28,340 you i'm a detective i was in shock i'm not i know people too well luckily i had a counter 2096 02:50:28,340 --> 02:50:36,180 attack of my own you started fucking bobbing huh 2097 02:50:36,180 --> 02:50:47,420 just started letting loose huh like the brown bobber 2098 02:50:47,420 --> 02:51:07,460 they off teach you you son of a bitch so you just started letting them lose huh that's 2099 02:51:07,460 --> 02:51:29,540 it you gotta compose yourself 2100 02:51:29,540 --> 02:51:42,500 i immediately unleashed my explosive shit and thank god i sent in fumbling and screaming 2101 02:51:42,500 --> 02:51:49,700 boy hey the anonymously poor things was so good i immediately returned to my seat to 2102 02:51:49,700 --> 02:51:55,660 finish the movie and didn't fully realize what occurred until after the film i had no 2103 02:51:55,660 --> 02:52:02,460 problem with homosexuality how is that even close to homosexuality that's more like exhibitionism 2104 02:52:02,460 --> 02:52:09,220 yes but that was uncalled for and i've been uncomfortable something well i would experience 2105 02:52:09,220 --> 02:52:14,620 at the theaters i don't know if that's a gay pickup spot or what but be careful in movie 2106 02:52:14,620 --> 02:52:22,260 theater bathrooms oh yeah poor thing just that movie with uh emma stone and uh she's 2107 02:52:22,260 --> 02:52:29,500 like naked and doing crazy sex scenes the whole movie oh yeah she has a she has a black 2108 02:52:29,500 --> 02:52:39,260 bush if you're ever curious emma stone yeah oh god he's just like yeah what did he go 2109 02:52:39,260 --> 02:52:43,380 see poor things got so entranced by emma stone he went to the bathroom started jacking off 2110 02:52:43,380 --> 02:52:44,740 you couldn't do it in a stall at least 2111 02:52:44,740 --> 02:52:55,940 er tg son of a bitch take my erection now 2112 02:52:55,940 --> 02:53:00,300 people are people you think people are weird but they're not they are that is distinctly 2113 02:53:00,300 --> 02:53:05,540 a human thing people are that's how they are they turn to the 90 in 90 degrees so i can 2114 02:53:05,540 --> 02:53:11,500 see them yeah that's the weird part if he had his back to him he was doing this you 2115 02:53:11,500 --> 02:53:19,500 can still tell he was jacking up i wonder i wonder like psychologically what that guy 2116 02:53:19,500 --> 02:53:24,660 gets out of doing that i don't know and how he would assume to be no one i mean like well 2117 02:53:24,660 --> 02:53:28,380 no he knew that he went in there because he was standing right beside him right maybe he 2118 02:53:28,380 --> 02:53:32,060 just likes the idea of someone being in the vicinity of him doing something well he probably 2119 02:53:32,060 --> 02:53:37,660 seen him looking through the crack you think he was watching him yeah maybe he's like looking 2120 02:53:37,660 --> 02:53:44,660 through the crack because he's trying to be quiet and he's like he just wanted to watch 2121 02:53:44,660 --> 02:53:55,020 and then he's like oh shit but the word of uh scream he sent him scream like a rat i 2122 02:53:55,020 --> 02:54:00,420 still wish that day we had two perspectives of the same situation yes like a week a week 2123 02:54:00,420 --> 02:54:03,820 or two later right you bring another one you're like so i was at the watching poor things 2124 02:54:03,820 --> 02:54:09,220 i went to the bathroom and uh i took a piss this guy went into the stall and i just i 2125 02:54:09,220 --> 02:54:14,780 got this urge to just jack off so we get his look shit and then he just started shitting 2126 02:54:14,780 --> 02:54:21,860 so loud i just i i got overcome by emma stone i just had to start jacking and then i just 2127 02:54:21,860 --> 02:54:33,780 nasty disgusting fucking sewage of a human being started blowing chunks i just like i 2128 02:54:33,780 --> 02:54:38,100 just i had to run i couldn't deal with it i ran away and haven't been the same since 2129 02:54:38,100 --> 02:54:41,500 whatever they also sat next like like a like one in front of the other one in the movie 2130 02:54:41,500 --> 02:54:47,820 book you know what i mean we're funny we're hilarious we at least ended on a funny one 2131 02:54:47,820 --> 02:54:52,900 oh that was wild is he doing what i think he's doing yes he is believe me i've seen 2132 02:54:52,900 --> 02:54:59,540 some weird shit i saw a guy once i was uh restocking some items and the woman was like 2133 02:54:59,540 --> 02:55:04,020 not next to me but she was in the same aisle and her boyfriend popped up and she's like 2134 02:55:04,020 --> 02:55:07,940 how you like this hot dog we had his whole fucking dick out and she was all giggling 2135 02:55:07,940 --> 02:55:18,860 i was like it's not what you wanted to see that day and now see a lot of weird shit i 2136 02:55:18,860 --> 02:55:24,020 was even more dick in the flea market than i care to mention them bathrooms are wild 2137 02:55:24,020 --> 02:55:29,420 did i tell you about the man that was laying on the inside the stall did i yeah yeah yeah 2138 02:55:29,420 --> 02:55:37,980 there was a man he fell asleep in in the stall of the bathroom and uh i go in and there's 2139 02:55:37,980 --> 02:55:41,780 a crowd okay let me back up the story so i go into the stall and you never go into a 2140 02:55:41,780 --> 02:55:46,980 stall after six o'clock at a flea market that serves alcohol because that shit is a it is 2141 02:55:46,980 --> 02:55:53,860 a war zone i go in and there's a crowd of people because like it's it's a long hallway 2142 02:55:53,860 --> 02:55:59,060 and along the hallway is the urinals there's another threshold after the threshold is a 2143 02:55:59,060 --> 02:56:05,580 row of there's like a a curve of sinks and then on the right side of the curve is uh 2144 02:56:05,580 --> 02:56:13,660 the the the toilets uh there's like four of them three small ones and a big one for handicap 2145 02:56:13,660 --> 02:56:18,420 and uh so there was a crowd of people uh hanging around the the the sink and i'm like what 2146 02:56:18,420 --> 02:56:21,700 the hell are they doing someone getting robbed again so i go in there because i got a piss 2147 02:56:21,700 --> 02:56:26,140 i don't give a damn who's getting robbed so i go in there and i look and i look over 2148 02:56:26,140 --> 02:56:33,540 and this guy's just laying in like all lengthwise he's laying basically in two in two uh toilets 2149 02:56:33,540 --> 02:56:37,940 and two toilet stalls his ass is completely out sticking out of the bottom of the fucking 2150 02:56:37,940 --> 02:56:43,900 toilet bare ass he's he's sleeping in a pile in a puddle of uh urine and he just passed 2151 02:56:43,900 --> 02:56:47,480 out he was drunk people thought he got he was dead or he got beat up i know a sleeping 2152 02:56:47,480 --> 02:56:52,300 guy when i see one and i could tell from the angle there's no uh a threat like any violence 2153 02:56:52,300 --> 02:56:58,300 in on this person and uh i guess it's the the the drawbacks of being a detective minded 2154 02:56:58,300 --> 02:57:01,940 i could already tell it wasn't a crime scene and then i get out of the stall and the security 2155 02:57:01,940 --> 02:57:06,580 guard had woken him up and this guy in the stall he looked like he was five two when 2156 02:57:06,580 --> 02:57:11,220 he got up he was a fucking six foot six i don't know how the fuck you fit in that stall 2157 02:57:11,220 --> 02:57:18,100 ass out to the wind like bare ass out to the wind no less but man they get wild in them 2158 02:57:18,100 --> 02:57:24,740 toilets that's what you avoid them i am or you go earlier yes or you get to go to the 2159 02:57:24,740 --> 02:57:29,260 porta potties i never use a journal because i just feel like someone come up behind you 2160 02:57:29,260 --> 02:57:35,500 pin your biggest wall and your pants are already down game over i will never use the hurdle 2161 02:57:35,500 --> 02:57:39,460 you're too vulnerable yes you usually need two dicks to hold your pants and your dick 2162 02:57:39,460 --> 02:57:44,020 one to hold your pants and one to hold your dick unless you're the lucky one you got to 2163 02:57:44,020 --> 02:57:49,980 use both things we'll both have for one day be like butters and pull your home pants off 2164 02:57:49,980 --> 02:57:56,060 fucking floor and then he lifts his shirt up too remember the one time he took he was 2165 02:57:56,060 --> 02:58:00,460 pissing and he's uh carmen was taking a dump he's like who's dropping bombs in there how 2166 02:58:00,460 --> 02:58:04,860 about a curtsy flush then carmen's like shut up butters because carmen was in the toilet 2167 02:58:04,860 --> 02:58:08,660 just blowing that bitch up like who's dropping bombs in there 2168 02:58:08,660 --> 02:58:16,060 all right anything else said before we head out tonight look at eye hurts from laughing 2169 02:58:16,060 --> 02:58:23,820 no i guess not what is what is what is their dad don't check off don't check off in public 2170 02:58:23,820 --> 02:58:29,740 that would be the more well this if you guys enjoy those public sex like where people have 2171 02:58:29,740 --> 02:58:35,820 sex in public or or like in a supermarket or or a fucking uh auto mechanic place or 2172 02:58:35,820 --> 02:58:41,820 or an ice cream truck uh those are staged scenes they are not real you will go to jail 2173 02:58:41,820 --> 02:58:46,820 yes you absolutely will if they if you if you see people fucking in a movie or in a 2174 02:58:46,820 --> 02:58:51,180 in a scene and it's in the supermarket that's in my it's close for the day or they know 2175 02:58:51,180 --> 02:58:55,380 someone owns that supermarket they let them film that for that day do not fuck in a supermarket 2176 02:58:55,380 --> 02:59:00,980 no don't pull your titties out in the supermarket don't uh damn that dude just whipped his whole 2177 02:59:00,980 --> 02:59:09,180 dick out hey like that i'll never forget that nasty shit he said all right well with that 2178 02:59:09,180 --> 02:59:34,620 we will see you guys on the next public service announcement don't fucking public