1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,920 The nights of entertainment a podcast go read your favorite or none known movies games comic books anime and more weekly 2 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,920 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show 3 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,040 I've got a few things to cover tonight. So let's go ahead and get started 4 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:25,160 Yes, we start with of course cozy nights with a K instead of the end 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,760 Because it makes more sense 6 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:32,240 And of course, it's a segment of the show kind of like a little bit like a talk show 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,760 But more like a variety show where we cover different topics that I enjoy 8 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,520 we start with the news the weird news that I like to 9 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Research and we start with actor Pierce Brosnan 10 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:51,660 This is fall from the Associated Press on my it's an app on my phone I just go through news 11 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,440 cycles once a day and see what they got so basically 12 00:00:55,440 --> 00:01:01,160 He's doing court for mandatory mandatory court appearance on January 23rd for 13 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,120 Trespassing in an off-limits area in Yellowstone Park 14 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,280 you got he got two federal citations and 15 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:12,160 He wasn't there to make a movie. He was there just as a sightseer 16 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:16,160 Yeah, he just kind of wandered off in his own little spot and they caught him 17 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:21,880 What part is blocked off in the yellows the geysers? Well, you blow your face off 18 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,120 And 19 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:28,740 Yeah, he was in mammoth terrace, which is the northern part of Yellowstone and 20 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:33,780 You know people are probably wondering less kind of excessive. It's not the geysers 21 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:40,720 Millions of people visit Yellowstone every year and some of them go off-bounds and when the guys will go off they get burnt real bad 22 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,200 And that's why there is there's heavy fines 23 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,880 there is 24 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Jail time and 25 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,960 A banishment from the park if they catch you off-bounds 26 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,400 So they have to basically punish you to keep you safe 27 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:01,040 right is how it works nowadays because people are stupid and they will go off and 28 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:09,840 Yeah, so Pierce Brosnan, you know, he said he's going even the James Bond can escape a federal citation 29 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:15,200 So we'll see what happens on January 23rd and more than likely there's no jail time 30 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:19,480 He's gonna get some he's gonna get a massive fine. This was probably gonna happen probably the send an example 31 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:24,640 Maybe I'm probably banned. Damn. I got a band James Bond from Yellowstone Park. He's James Bond 32 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,640 He's supposed to find a way back in maybe 33 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:32,480 All right story number two, by the way, that one was the 28th of December a story happened 34 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,840 written by 35 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,960 Let me give credit here by mead Groover 36 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,560 This next one doesn't have a writer on it 37 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,520 but uh 38 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,520 this TV presenter an actress 39 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:52,360 Anastasia if Liva if I can say that right she hosted a holiday party at a Moscow nightclub in in Russia 40 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,840 Oh, yeah, Russia the funnest place on earth 41 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,760 Everybody's a a well 42 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,920 They sent my nickname to 43 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,440 Assholes my cousin's room. I'm gonna move my nickname in the two group chat to something else 44 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,760 Okay, so 45 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,760 she hosts he was hosting a party and 46 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,760 all the you know, like the 47 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:21,120 Celebrity elite of Russia like, you know, every country has their own actors are famous people that we don't even know about 48 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:27,760 You have global famous people like like soccer players that everybody looks soccer. They know right and you have smaller 49 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:34,000 Country level celebrities that if they went to a different country back who the fuck are you right? 50 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:39,280 basically, and that she was I guess she's one of the never heard of her ever and 51 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,800 She had a dress code for the party which was 52 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,800 a dress almost naked 53 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,800 So you could go as naked 54 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:53,600 But not fully naked right I guess close to being naked as you humanly possibly can 55 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:58,360 which is just I guess put a sock over your cock and balls and you're good and 56 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,840 so the pictures got out on the 57 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Social media and there was a public outcry 58 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:11,920 But one of them a rapper by the name of Vasio. His real name is Nikolai that's it 59 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,720 Yeah, that's a levy. That's a little less. It'll a I can't say his name. I'm sorry 60 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:23,000 Massey yeah, let's see. Let's see. Yeah. Yeah, let's see. Yeah, I 61 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:28,180 Learned how to read Russian by the way names do it a Tom Clancy's books back when I was a kid 62 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:35,700 I'm a little rusty, but I kind of remember and all he had on was a sock over his genitals, which is what I just said he 63 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:39,300 Got arrested and fined $2,000 for pet petty 64 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,660 hooliganism and 65 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:45,380 He would the fine was because of violating the country's propaganda law 66 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:51,020 So 20 people followed that then 22 people father you one billion dollar rupee 67 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,580 One billion dollars is only 11 million dollars in America 68 00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:57,580 Really one billion rupes? 69 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:00,580 They followed against 70 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:06,420 It'll yell if Liva evil Eva. I should probably rehearse these I'm just riffing off 71 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:13,260 They claim they suffered moral damage from you in the party photos. I'm like don't fucking look at him then 72 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:16,140 Like they're their eyes were just destroyed 73 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:21,660 They're like, oh my god, I'm a homosexual now because of these photos of this guy swinging his dick in a socket 74 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:25,220 I read any monetary compensation 75 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:31,120 Well to be fair they were gonna give donate the money to the military effort I guess 76 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:37,980 So it wasn't like they were just looking for a handout right because in Russia everyone's all about you know, look the country first 77 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,740 Communism look how well it does 78 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:46,020 They're not commenting supposedly and probably not supposedly I 79 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:48,100 Don't see 80 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:51,740 Putin, you know tending his farm, you know, I mean 81 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:54,460 He's he was rather rich 82 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:55,460 and 83 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:57,460 So this lawyer Julia 84 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:01,940 Fedotova quoted quoted saying this is a hard to quote by the way 85 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:06,420 People can gather half naked or naked or in quilted jackets over 86 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:08,780 dogs 87 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:11,860 Socially disapproved does not necessarily equal illegal 88 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:14,460 They were basically treated like it was a crime what they did 89 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:19,540 Right, they were having a private party some pictures got out. They should not have gotten in trouble for it 90 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:22,420 They did cuz it's a private party again. It's you know 91 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:28,660 Country Russia's a crackdown and everything. So they ruined their they're ruined their all these celebrities were apologizing 92 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:33,420 I'm probably apologize for having to dick my dick in a sock. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again 93 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:37,780 So, uh, so that's the news 94 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:40,660 Funny is always to me. Anyway, let's take the things I enjoy 95 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:48,060 We'll see what how follows for forward? Sorry guys. It's our first day back. So we're kind of riffing. It's not it's very informal 96 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:50,060 So you're enjoying them informal? 97 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,700 talk show 98 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:55,260 So next we move on to cozy kitchen, which I you know 99 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:59,700 It's not a little food segment because I love eating food. I'm a beached whale 100 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:03,780 if you have a balloon a balloon and 101 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:06,820 I found these recipes on the 102 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:10,020 Andy and calm 103 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:15,660 You can find the read the full recipes on there. These like just an oversight, but I found this interesting because 104 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:23,300 basically the the great the most fascinating thing to me about food is you can take the same thing and if you tweak it with 105 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:29,740 Various additives to it. It becomes a whole different food. Mm-hmm. So basically these are eight 106 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:38,640 Rice recipes all with the base of jasmine rice and they're all wildly different like this food is just so amazing 107 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,640 Who doesn't love to eat? 108 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,740 It's an anorexic. Yeah, that makes sense 109 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:49,420 Eat some food is what I'm saying. All right, so we start with the number one garlic butter rice 110 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:54,020 All you need is olive oil butter yellow onion minced garlic 111 00:07:54,660 --> 00:08:01,580 Jasmine rice, of course broth salt and pepper done. It's no longer jasmine rice. It is now 112 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:06,660 Garlic butter and then on the and then to completely change the same thing 113 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,660 to make rice 114 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:13,740 olive oil butter yellow onion minced garlic jasmine rice to make broth and bay leaf 115 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:18,460 You have a completely different looking rice like a hundred percent different by the way, I tried this one, right? 116 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:21,140 I made this recipe, you know what happened and tastes like anything 117 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:29,220 Like there's like I don't know how to explain it. It didn't taste like it wasn't good. What what it wasn't bad 118 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,620 It didn't taste like anything 119 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:36,180 You know, like even white rice has a flavor this did not have any flavor I was eating nothing 120 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:41,420 I've never had a food that I did not like or did not hate because it was so bland. I 121 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:47,660 Just kept eating thinking like the flavor like maybe would have an after flavor. I don't know what I did wrong with turmeric rice 122 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:51,580 But it didn't taste like a single thing in my life 123 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,620 I'm like, what is there's no there's nothing 124 00:08:54,620 --> 00:09:00,740 There's I had no frame of reference to figure out whether I liked it or hated it because it didn't taste like anything 125 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,740 I 126 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:11,380 Hopefully I'm not the only one because it was I spent an hour cooking this food there was no aftertaste there was nothing I 127 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,900 Was just eating rice cooked rice 128 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:18,820 You paid flavorless flavorless. You know what flavor is rice tastes like nothing 129 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:27,740 I've never eaten nothing before in my life. I don't know what it tastes like eating the void. Yeah, it was weird 130 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:31,180 I'm just eating it and eating it and it's like not nothing 131 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:37,780 I've never like everything has a flavor that you eat or a taste you don't like it. Even blandness has a flavor. It's bland 132 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,020 This was nothing 133 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:43,940 I thought I had a cove it 134 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:51,460 All right, next we move on to Spanish rice my people's rice 135 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:59,220 You got olive oil butter yellow onion minced garlic jasmine rice broth tomato sauce and tomatoes for some fucking reason 136 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:05,820 And spices it doesn't say what spices you gotta go look up the actual recipe, but just a bunch of spices in there 137 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,340 Hopefully they don't blow up. They don't blow up in your face 138 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:14,020 That next up we have cilantro lime rice by the way the the the pictures here 139 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:19,020 They're all vastly different looking with the same base, right? They're all a hundred percent different 140 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,020 Damn, I love food 141 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:26,100 See now cilantro rice can taste good or bad 142 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:32,040 Oh, let's find out what cilantro lime rice would all you need is olive oil butter yellow onion 143 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,180 They also have the same kind of like base ingredients at first 144 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:43,000 Jasmine rice broth limes and cilantro. Maybe it's like depending on how much lime you use maybe like it becomes too for me 145 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,420 It's how much cilantro you use cilantro because for me it's cilantro has a soapy taste 146 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:48,860 Oh 147 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:51,980 What tastes like salt kind of yeah, heesh 148 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:54,420 To me. Oh 149 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:59,540 Like I don't know what it is. It just has a like an aftertaste of like you just put soap in your mouth 150 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,300 That's weird 151 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:06,340 Growing up Hispanic. Yeah, you're yeah, you throw cilantro and everything on top of all the tacos 152 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:09,340 Well, I said it depends on how much 153 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:17,060 If we got broccoli cheddar rice, that's always good olive oil butter broccoli jasmine rice broth garlic powder and cheese 154 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,940 basic and easy 155 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:25,500 Exactly. You've ever watched learn how to cook by the way. It is a necessity. It's like a fundamental necessity of human 156 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,580 Life right now and it's easy. Yeah, it's easy 157 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:34,660 If you would what you lack is not that you don't know how to cook is that you don't you lack the energy to want? 158 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:40,180 To cook because it is a time-consuming process sometimes and something you want to you get off working like fucking McDonald's 159 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:47,500 You know and you know to be fair most the recipes you can go off a little bit of the recipe you don't have to 160 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:54,660 As uncle Roger would say you use feeling I was feeling I'd rather say go with the recipe until you know it 161 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,820 100% and then you can deviate no, that's what I'm saying 162 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:01,820 But you can the only thing you cannot deviate when you cook is baking 163 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:08,060 The cookies and stuff. Yeah, because if you go off of it, like if you fuck something up on that, oh my god harder 164 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,060 They're harder than a cinderbron 165 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:16,060 Get a cookie that you can bust open a little bit of biscuit that can sink a submarine 166 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:20,500 My Popeye's you know dry as fuck the dry is 167 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,260 Biscuit known to man 168 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:26,420 Next we got taco rice 169 00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:33,580 Olive oil butter yellow onion jasmine rice broth tomato sauce green chilies and taco seasoning looks delicious 170 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:39,060 It's even got a different color than Spanish rice, but it looks almost like a like a darker deeper color 171 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:43,420 Yeah, it's the taco seasoning this one. I probably would never try coconut pineapple rice 172 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:49,540 Coconut milk broth jasmine rice soy sauce and pineapple. You don't want that. I don't want I don't want my pizza 173 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:51,540 I don't want in my rice. I don't want it in my life 174 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:53,540 I 175 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:57,020 Sounds something put that damn pineapple upside down. Let's have an orgy 176 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,900 You didn't know that the upside down pineapple 177 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:09,620 My brother lives by a place that they have one of those what's the address just for research references 178 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:15,540 Next up is Cajun rice. So why there's no shrimp in this by the way, I'm gonna be dead honest with you 179 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,740 But that'd be shrimp Cajun rice. I guess yeah 180 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:25,580 olive oil butter yellow onion bell pepper jasmine rice broth Cajun seasoning and bay leaf and 181 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,740 That ladies and gentlemen is our food for today 182 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:35,980 There's a multitude of ways to cook jasmine rice apparently. Yeah, they're probably even more than that. You can also use it to make a 183 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,140 like 184 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:42,140 Onigiri, which is those rice balls you can use it for that. It's only gonna attack 185 00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:45,020 It is an attack from Zara from one piece. I want to get it 186 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:50,700 Oh, and I get it. Yeah, it actually is is it's hit one of his tags rice ball attack. Yeah basic 187 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,060 No, you gotta love 188 00:13:55,340 --> 00:14:00,960 We'll be going deeper like if I get the last video we had was the the fool's loaf that 189 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:07,620 Gargantuan peanut butter and jelly sandwich that killed the king of us Presley that was rumored to kill him. Yeah 190 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:12,620 Yeah, oh man. That thing was a beast of a sandwich. So you can at least make some of this healthy 191 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:15,820 Not my way, but I put it on a pizza 192 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:22,420 Put the rice on top of pizza, yeah, oh my god 193 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:27,660 You know how car maybe that would be I don't know what cops are but keep him out of my life 194 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:32,940 That's bread. That's right. It's all the only thing I have in my life. It makes me happy as carbs in 195 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:36,060 All right. So now we move on to the main segment 196 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:40,940 If you've seen the old older videos you've seen us do 197 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,940 movie reviews and stuff and 198 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:47,380 If you've seen the very first video the of the first episode of South Park 199 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:54,100 I did was a hugely deep research because I don't I guess it's been like two weeks researching it 200 00:14:54,900 --> 00:15:00,180 And I guess I've fallen kind of on the wayside of that. It's been like really haphazardly research 201 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,180 I just watch it like I had bullshit 202 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:08,740 But from now on now that I've weaned off of streaming services because I'm broke 203 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:11,220 More like I've been forced off the tit of streaming 204 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:18,420 And even with Tubi being free it's also not as a 205 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:25,580 Like it just watching a DVD and like really watching like the first you watch the episode the movie or the TV show the episode 206 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:29,220 then you have all these special features like the commentary and the 207 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:33,300 interviews and trailers and like I just want like so from now on I'm gonna do 208 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:38,460 Very deep dives and movies and TV but over the span of several weeks 209 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:42,940 So it'd be the same movie for a couple of weeks as I watch more like if I watch the movie first 210 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:48,620 Then I watch the commentary if it's got it. I watch any special features has just to not understand it from the very 211 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:55,460 Center of it all the way out and we're gonna start with the movie that I enjoyed that you and me saw in theaters. Oh 212 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:58,020 Shit that was loud 213 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,500 There we go if you've been watching this video 214 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:05,900 There we go. If you do you remember unfinished business with Vince Vaughn? 215 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:12,140 Back in we saw back in 2015. Oh fuck. Oh, yeah 216 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,940 We went to theaters to watch it 217 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,540 It's a 218 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:21,360 Here's what here's what remind you they were in the bathroom ones in Germany and Dave Franco 219 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,380 James Franco's brother. He was a little bit like 220 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:30,380 His character was I guess autistic. Mm-hmm, and he fell on a penis like that penis touched my face 221 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,820 and 222 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:36,480 He shook the penis hand one thing he shook the penis with I cut kinda it cut kind of hard in my hand 223 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,180 Remember that? 224 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,940 Here's what's crazy about that movie I 225 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:48,700 Still have max right HBO max and so that's where I watched it a couple days ago 226 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:51,140 I watched the movie three times already the last week 227 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,580 Cuz it's so 228 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:58,660 Perfectly like it just goes from point to point without any like weighing down with 229 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:05,360 Bullshit plot or story or scenes like it's just a tightly written well-crafted story to me 230 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:09,140 No one liked it. It was a bomb off a box office bomb 231 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,820 35 million 232 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,260 Budget 14 million revenue. Oh god 233 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,980 Did he made me a break halfway 234 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,300 But I really enjoyed it and 235 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:26,220 Life is crazy because I'm watching this movie, right? Like man 236 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:28,820 Be great they made a sequel and then 237 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:36,340 Yesterday or the day before I found out that one of the actors in it the oldest one cuz you got Vince Vaughn 238 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,740 Let's see you got let's see here the cast 239 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,260 You got Vince Vaughn is Daniel Dan truckman the main character. Mm-hmm 240 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:50,740 You've got Dave Franco as Mike pancake the side character. He's like the younger one and so it's like midlife is a 241 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,700 Vince Vaughn 242 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:58,460 but Vince Vaughn newbie and young is Dave Franco and then the old veteran is a 243 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:04,860 Timothy McWinters played by Tom Wilkinson who died a couple days ago. Oh, did he? Yeah 244 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,860 I don't know that crazy isn't it? 245 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:12,200 Like I'm watching this movie and like I'm watching this actor right and then two days later he dies 246 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:17,160 Like how weird to watch to get the time, you know, yeah, and I love this character in this movie 247 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,280 I just want to have sex one time if we'll pair a position 248 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,280 one is yeah 249 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,320 You remember the week better and then Dave Franco trying to do it, but he had a heart 250 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,560 He had the girl holding him up. Yeah, so 251 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,200 Now you're right 252 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,000 Like just say just put me down my balls kind of hurt 253 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:44,200 So it was just weird like I'm watching this movie, right and then I just like out of like 254 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,040 I would have not realized he died right or have paid much attention 255 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:54,320 I did and I not watch this movie just that moment right? I just like oh another act to die. That's unfortunate, you know 256 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,720 Controversies to his family 257 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:04,320 But he's dead. I'm like, oh he's I was out of the devil. I was a man. I just watched him in unfinished business 258 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,320 Yeah, man, that sucks 259 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,200 so basically the movie 260 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:17,440 It follows Vince Vaughn's character and who he quits his job because he gets in an argument with his boss because he's the boss 261 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:22,120 Chuck Portnoy played by a woman but her name is Chuck Portnoy and 262 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,840 I never explained why 263 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:29,640 Which makes me funnier. Yeah, I guess it's not like why did your name Chuck Portnoy and 264 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,880 He quits his job 265 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,720 Because she was gonna cut five percent of his income for the next year 266 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:42,840 He's like I'm not there's five percent a lot when you have a wife two kids a mortgage. So he's like, fuck it 267 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:47,400 I'm gonna start my own business and I'm gonna compete with you and like you know, you may compete with dynamic 268 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,400 He's like you're damn right 269 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:55,720 And the business is fucking random as fuck. It's called metal swarfing selling field. So they sell a swarf 270 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,760 Which is like the metal residue after you make a bridge or something 271 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:05,720 Like I don't know what the swarf is. I know more about sort of now that I did before I started the movie 272 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,440 And we're gonna get our numbers up 273 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,720 We got a we got a fudged into the numbers to make sure you got to convert it twice 274 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,520 I'm like, what if I'm not trying to sell I'm gonna start to sell a swarf now 275 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:23,680 Knights of entertainment also sells work the Knights of Swarf you can buy your own supply of swarf basically 276 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,360 so 277 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,360 He leaves the the job 278 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:33,360 But he first he makes a speech like who wants to come with me and start a brand new company and no one comes with him 279 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:38,640 He goes outside and he turns around and he's putting the stuff in his car and he notices that Dave Franco 280 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:44,040 His character and Tom Wilkins his character are behind her. He's all excited 281 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:49,280 Oh, you guys decide to follow me like no Tom just got fired, but he still wants to work 282 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,280 So he joins Vince Vaughn's character. Yeah 283 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:57,040 Dave had an interview there, but didn't get the job. So he's like well, let's see if you hire me 284 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:05,280 so if last especially basically the movie is just them trying to close the deal because it jumps from that moment a year later and 285 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:11,120 They're trying to make this massive deal that'll really like support their company because if not the company goes under 286 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:15,840 They they came to foreign office. They've been working on Dunkin Donuts for the last year. Oh, yeah 287 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400 Yeah 288 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,040 And 289 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:25,280 So they end up going to Portland to like they really go on talking about the handshake 290 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:31,760 The famous handshake like if you get the handshake, even though it's not like a that's like a trimonder tradition the handshake, right? 291 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,640 so they're gonna go to Portland to get the handshake and close the deal and 292 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,240 Of course Chuck's there 293 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:42,400 Also making the deal. So now they have to go back to principal 294 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,000 offers or something that Mike said and 295 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:53,200 I say that this movie has it has a to me. It had a perfect balance of raunchy and relatable, right? 296 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,880 They had really raunchy moments 297 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:59,680 You're like Jesus and then I had really relatable moments like him and his wife 298 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,680 Vince Vaughn's character and his wife 299 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,520 trying to 300 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,680 figure out what to do with their son who's getting really bullied at school and 301 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:14,400 They're trying to she's trying to get Mike or no Dan Dan truckman the husband 302 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,000 And try to get him to agree to send him to private school 303 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:24,640 But that's $19,000 tuition and he's like like he's worried about not as close in the deal, right? 304 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,320 He won't be able to afford it. He's trying to stall her. It's like, oh shit 305 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,840 I can't afford it right now, but and of course his son's like getting super bullied 306 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,600 He's like he asked he asked his son like how many kids bully you in school? 307 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,560 No, he's like how many kids are in school 26 or in your class 26 including him right 26, right? 308 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,360 How many kids are bullying you 25? I'm like, yeah 309 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,640 You gotta stand up for yourself 310 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:53,600 By the way, the kids like 300 pounds like six two just start swinging. Yeah, I just started knocking these motherfuckers out 311 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,600 They'll get over it 312 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,600 They'll get over it 313 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:04,400 But they're trying to do an actual life lesson like you know, yeah and uh, I thought it would be funnier if he just starts 314 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,440 smashing on people 315 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,120 And uh, so he's worried about that 316 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,200 Tom's character 317 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:17,280 Is wants to his they all have a reason for needing this deal to get through 318 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,440 Tom's character 319 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,880 He wants to get the benefits from this deal because he wants to divorce his wife 320 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,920 Because he's he's that's the only woman he's ever been with romantically 321 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,760 And she is a cruel human being he says like she's cruel 322 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,360 You know what? She looks like she looks like that that vending machine over there 323 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:36,560 And it is a fucking a goddamn pecs pepsi machine 324 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:44,080 and then and then my uh, my pancake, uh, dave franklin's character who's uh, uh, I don't want to I don't know how to say it 325 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,640 tastefully like he's mentally 326 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,440 deficient, but he's like 327 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:54,480 He's uh, he tries like he's smart in certain ways. You know what I mean? So he's autistic. I guess so 328 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,480 But the number explains that in the movie 329 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:02,320 But he because he's socially awkward, right? Yeah, but he's extremely smart at one thing 330 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,600 Yeah, he's like really good at numbers in the company. That's autism 331 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:11,200 And uh, at least on the autistic spectrum his his character is so like like dave franco can act 332 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,560 Because you believe that he is that person in that movie 333 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:19,440 And then they don't make fun of him for being the way he is right? Like they say that's just how that's mike 334 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:24,160 and uh mike's like your wife looks like a square and then dan's like 335 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,280 That's a square to you 336 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,280 And he's like mike's like yeah. Yeah 337 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,800 He knows you messed up. That's why he gets all nervous and then he dan does a 338 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,200 Rectangle shape that right there. That's a square. It's like yeah 339 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:45,200 Yeah, it's such a funny exchange this right here is a square 340 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,680 So, yeah, uh tom wants to divorce his wife 341 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:55,520 And but he wants to leave with some money. He's not a completely asshole. He wants to leave her with a good 342 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,000 Fund retirement fund and all he wants to do is have sex wheelbarrow style 343 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:06,720 Two times in the movie mike's like so how is it like a wheelbarrow and then dan's like could you hold her legs off fuck 344 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:11,040 Because you explained it like three times already just hold her legs off fuck 345 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,680 I love when he gets mad at mike because he's like like because mike never stops asking random questions 346 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,760 Just a whole bunch of random questions 347 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,560 By the way, mike does the wheelbarrow position in the movie 348 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,960 He does it once but he does it with the girl holding her him up 349 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,880 I don't know how he's in her right? 350 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,720 I guess he's in like I guess his dick is crushing his balls as it comes up. You know what I mean? 351 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,280 Like in your mind look at it logistically, right? 352 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,760 His dick would be pushed down and up 353 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,640 Right, so it'd be like pressing up against his balls. That's why he's like my balls kind of hurt 354 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,720 And she's like it's funny because she's how willing of a partner she is 355 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,960 She's holding him up right and he's like, do you feel good? She's like no 356 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,680 like oh 357 00:25:53,760 --> 00:26:01,120 And then later on he meets a woman by the way, mike is a uh, a magnet for women gets laid twice on his business trip 358 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:07,680 And then the second woman, uh, he does the wheelbarrow wheelbarrow position, right? Right the correct, right? 359 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,840 And he's like, it's so easy 360 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,840 It makes so much sense 361 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,880 He was so proud of himself. He actually got it 362 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:22,400 Yeah, and freaking tom, uh during the portland trip before they go to berlin because the the portland trip, uh portland trip, uh 363 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,880 falls through 364 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,760 uh, he hires and uh, uh a french maid 365 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:32,000 And unfortunately it goes into dan's room and he gets the actual maid 366 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,800 so uh 367 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:39,920 Tom is sitting in the chair, right watching this regular maid for the hotel do her job, right? 368 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,280 He's like, I like to see titty and i'm not seeing enough titty from you 369 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,760 So every once in a while if you turn around, let me see some titty and i'm like tom 370 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,760 It's a little actual 371 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,280 maid 372 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:56,320 And then in dan's room the maid's like basically asking him to jerk off and dan's like what the 373 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,320 What the fuck? 374 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,320 He's a happily married man. I'm gonna need you to leave this building right now 375 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:10,800 Uh, it's a funny explain so it's always the raunchy but then the relatable right the family stuff that he's trying to make sure his family's happy 376 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,120 his son's uh 377 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:18,640 And his daughter he's got this little it's I love this way. They constructed the narrative for the movie 378 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,040 He does a narration like voiceover 379 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,880 But he does it in a way that makes sense in the movie because his daughter 380 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,880 uh once she's got this like uh school uh 381 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,200 Assignment that says uh, who's your father or who's your daddy? 382 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:38,960 And he's supposed to explain his job who he is all this stuff and he's trying to figure like who's your daddy 383 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:45,680 Well, your daddy he works for swarf and he he does it's uh, uh metal runoff from big 384 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:50,160 You know what fucking stupid it's boring shit like even the narration, right? 385 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:56,000 So it's a good frame for him to explain what the struggle is going on in with his job with his kids 386 00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:01,040 And frame it like where the the voiceover makes sense. Is there just some random like uh 387 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,840 Godlike voiceover just comes randomly, right? 388 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,880 and uh 389 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,880 That's the relatable part when he's like, uh, who's your dad? 390 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:15,920 Your dad's a guy who's worried that if this deal doesn't get through he's gonna have to fire two really good men 391 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,760 And then your brother won't be able to afford to go to this new school 392 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,920 But your daddy's real worried right now. Like it's like you the relatable and then like the funny 393 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:28,560 It's like oh, it's such a good movie and yet somehow it didn't do very well. I think it's not weird 394 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,600 They just didn't mean that make that i'll make the day i'll make the sequel 395 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,920 unfinished business, too 396 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:40,720 we'll have a we'll have a uh, uh a big picture of tom as a as a remembrance because he won't be in the movie 397 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,840 And then we'll have dave franco come back is mike pancake. I can do it. I'll write this movie tomorrow 398 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,320 I don't know like some movies just resonate with me and this one like 399 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:55,040 I just felt like it was real, you know, and for some reason some real movies don't do well 400 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,080 Yeah, that's true some horrendously shitty movies do 401 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:05,200 And then but like if more people saw unfinished business, I promise you it's not like a perfectly well-written masterpiece 402 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,640 But it's a good movie and you know how you know, it's a good movie 403 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,960 If you can watch it multiple times within one week 404 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,600 Yeah, like could you watch justice league twice and it didn't go back to back 405 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,760 fuck now 406 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,760 Mostly the uh, the joss weden one. No 407 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,640 No 408 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:28,480 As much as I love endgame avengers endgame, right? I wouldn't watch the two in a row. I'm like, oh that's a long one 409 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:35,040 Yeah, that'd be a very long long, but I watched freaking uh unfinished business three times last week 410 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:40,720 Yeah, because I even like with um, like constantine I can watch that a couple of times even and i'm good 411 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,200 You know, like it's not one of those kind of movies. It's like 412 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,800 I don't want to see exactly. There's no drag in the movie 413 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:52,240 Right that like pushes pulls it down then ruins like it's all perfectly level 414 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,160 uh field 415 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,600 I don't know how to explain it. It is all perfectly it all like there's no 416 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,800 Excess weight in this movie and movies sometimes have 417 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:06,560 Scenes that make no sense. Yeah, or like they make sense, but they're so dragged out. You're like god dang 418 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:12,720 I said a lot of people had an issue with that. Uh lord of the rings on amazon. They said it drug on too long 419 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:18,080 I don't blame them. Those movies are long and the show the show itself anyway, but the like 420 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,800 I'm borrows a thing going around saying what movie would you watch for a million dollars? 421 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:27,360 Non-stop for a week for a week. I'd rather not watch it 422 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:33,680 I'd rather watch it for a million dollars non-stop for a week for a week and right now be unfinished business just non-stop 423 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,000 I watch kick-ass 424 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 I actually watch it guys for a week straight 425 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,560 I don't know why like no like every every waking moment 426 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,320 I have what I gotta eat and shit. I know but aside from that 427 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:51,760 Oh, you're watching one movie over and over and over and you have to watch it. It depends really honestly 428 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:57,520 I chose the uh, the lord of the rings trilogy all three of them because they're so long, but 429 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:04,000 The third one and the new one comes back like you forgot all the exactly. I is it my son and it's not that boring 430 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,640 At least for me because it's got a bunch of lore and stuff like that where you can watch it 431 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:14,400 That's kind of how I feel the uh, the unfinished business is that you can watch it multiple times and pick up on things 432 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,560 You miss the first time exactly as new little little 433 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:22,000 Interesting tidbits you overlooked the last time my thing is they're not dumbing down the movie for you 434 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:28,960 No, they never did they they you know, I mean that's that's the great thing about unfinished business was like they never explained really 435 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,040 Their job 436 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,200 You just listen to them talk about their job 437 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 As people that knew their job 438 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:41,520 There was never a point a point where they were like they they stepped aside to tell a stranger like that would be the the 439 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:48,800 The surrogate of you like some random person like what's swarf? Oh swarf is all this and that I guess they did it once during like 440 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,800 They're the moment they were smoking pot 441 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,560 Mm-hmm, but they're like, uh, they didn't really they didn't do a huge explanation 442 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,720 Like I would just sell swarf just metal runoff and one of them is like it's boring. Yeah, it's boring as hell 443 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,880 Yeah, because there's a lot of movies that do that now like the new ones that are coming out 444 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:09,760 They explain every little detail about what's going on. I'd rather see it not hear it. Don't be mad, but 445 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,760 anime does that a lot 446 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,740 Depending on the anime. Yes, I know I know freaking which was like a god dang encyclopedia 447 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,000 The first few episodes. I'm like, okay a guy 448 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,200 The upside is that after that it didn't have all that 449 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,840 Fucking there was some filled to the brim on everything by the writer ran out of stuff to say 450 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,400 I guess that's everything kubo. Yeah 451 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,400 He had a lot of shit to say so I oh that's like uh with uh death note death note did that too 452 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:41,040 Yeah, I know if death that to a god-dating degree. I will never see again. Oh my god 453 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:47,680 He would explain like he explained how you got a trap set up where he hid his his notebook underneath his 454 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,520 freaking 455 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,120 show his uh 456 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:56,160 What was it the death note inside the drawer in the drawer? He's like, I got this is his whole plan this whole i'm like 457 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,800 Just what what what I was like what? 458 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,520 Like they went into my new detail in it and it was fine 459 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:09,360 But then when they did it on everything like that, it's like, oh, we're gonna we're gonna go to the restaurant eat this sandwich 460 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,560 We're gonna order it at 7 15 because it's 7 35 and they're like what you just gotta eat some food and do a huge explanation 461 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:19,120 Eat some food. That's something that's one thing that I don't like about some of those uh, sherlock holmes movies, too 462 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:24,640 I'll tell you sir. I love those movies. They're fine, but he does go into way too much detail 463 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:30,960 But that's that like too much. That's the end though. It's like the detail is to let you know. Well to be fair, uh 464 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,720 Uh, he goes into detail that you don't even notice throughout the movie 465 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:40,000 Yeah, i'm like wait, first of all you none of that shit I saw till the till you told me about it just now 466 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,440 Yeah 467 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,160 With the robert denny jr ones. Yes, they kind of cheat 468 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:49,920 Like they they didn't show me anything. I could have solved it myself with I was like you assholes 469 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:57,520 Never cheat with detective movies. Yeah, what the detective sees you also need to see what information he has you also need to have right? 470 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,560 That's what I was saying though. They did they know 471 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,000 Yeah 472 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:07,840 It's just like a small little nitpick, but that's something that uh, unfinished business doesn't do 473 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,560 They don't go in and explain every little thing to you. No such a beautiful which is nice 474 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:18,400 Then they have this scene where they're the dave franco slapping some japanese guy every time they take a shot 475 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,400 They gotta do a slap shot 476 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,600 And then they end up in that like little hamster ball 477 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,240 Yeah 478 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:30,480 And he and then he like uh, he's sleeping in it and then he wakes up and the japanese guy comes up from the bottom of the screen 479 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,480 And he's like, what are you doing here? 480 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:35,280 And the japanese is like, oh he points to his cheek right like you want me to slap you 481 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,760 It's kind of making me a control how much you want this 482 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,920 But he slaps the shit out of him 483 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,100 So I ended up uh ordering the dvd 484 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:51,360 I don't know how many special features are on the movie. So if we don't talk about it again, it's because there's nothing 485 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:56,480 There's nothing else to add but it doesn't come out to like the it doesn't I don't get till the 9th or 10th january 486 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,040 Oh really? So I gotta go I gotta go to uh 487 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:05,040 uh vintage stock tomorrow or the next day and pick up a dvd and fucking burn through that 488 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:10,800 And you know anything with a lot of features on i'll check out. Yeah, but yeah, we'll do some heavy dives 489 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,280 I'm gonna know everything about that dvd 490 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,440 Just like the first episode of south park 491 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,560 If you guys go back that shit was heavily detailed 492 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,240 Hey, but you know what though whenever you go into that you actually understand 493 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,320 What they were thinking and how they got that idea for that movie. Yeah 494 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,240 Which is I guess what i've been missing is just like knowing it from the ground up 495 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:35,680 Right instead of just like watching a movie on streaming and then just you're done the top down view. Yeah 496 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,600 Yeah, we're doing that the finished product basically. Yeah. Yeah 497 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:46,160 So that is it for the main segment we just talked about unfinished business in the most haphazard way so that's how we do it 498 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,840 Uh, if you enjoy it go watch it. It's an awesome movie 499 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,320 And I hope you if you don't enjoy male genitalia don't 500 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,200 Dick everywhere 501 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:05,840 All right, what we got for urban dictionary today, oh no problem this time I found out that 502 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,880 urban dictionary 503 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,880 That you have a 504 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,080 Oh, by the way, they do get they do get the handshake at the end of the movie 505 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,080 I'll do it. Yeah 506 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,440 Um, let's see here urban dictionary 507 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,400 I lost it. Here it is. They have a bookmark feature 508 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:31,680 So I gotta do is type the bookmark and you can keep the uh, definition. I've been writing these longhand 509 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,880 I don't know why it's my nature to write longhand 510 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,960 So i'm pulling out uh, 10 definitions at a time from now on 511 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,360 Go to my bookmark bookmark find out which one was the last one and then go from there 512 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,480 So we start with uh, this one was by 513 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,800 Noto bright, uh september 20 20 2005 514 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,160 Uh moan moon moon 515 00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:00,960 Um, it's a long one how everything is spelled according to tom cullen from the book the strand by stephen king 516 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,720 And then here's a huge bunch of uh, examples 517 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:11,840 Of examples everybody everybody's always talking about what a dual city. This is since the roller rink went a bit of wind bust 518 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,300 And there's just a drive-in theater out on route 61 519 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:22,800 And all they show is them diddly-dally pictures and they're all rated x mo and mo on that spells x 520 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:27,760 Uh, all right. I'm ready laws. Yes mo on that spells ready 521 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,040 So he just it's just a random character trait. Yeah 522 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:35,760 Uh decorations is my hobby mo mo mo on that spells hobby 523 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:43,680 Uh, julie lawry your name's tom, right? Uh, tom cullen tom cullen mo on that spells tom cullen 524 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:51,440 Uh, ralph bretner name's ralph bretner tom cullen i'm tom cullen mo on that spells tom cullen 525 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,160 I don't know his name because I can't read it sure wish I did though laws. Yes 526 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,040 They're really out of context story 527 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:03,920 Uh book excerpts by the way, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I have no idea either 528 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:09,760 Uh nick has ralph a hastily scribbled a note of ralph bretter. Your friend's name here is nick andro's mo on 529 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,840 I guess that spells nick 530 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,340 Uh, woohoo mo on that spells nebraska 531 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:24,400 I got it. Mr. I got it. You're just like old uh, albion packalots iron man tom cullen knows what uh, what that is 532 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,120 Mo on that spells deaf and dumb 533 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:33,760 All right, so now we move on to uh something by uh creedmore october 12 2004 finger test 534 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:41,120 Okay, I know it tells you to determine the smell of a vagina exactly what you thought it was 535 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:47,840 Something like that, you get a little on your finger, uh, give your partner a hug and then you're when they're not looking 536 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,160 You smell your finger to see if you want to want it in your mouth 537 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,080 All right, see if you want to put it in your mouth 538 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:58,000 Wait to see if you want to put your mouth there. Okay, okay, that makes more 539 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,520 Yeah, that's a good trick, but 540 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,520 a very good trick 541 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,880 to shower 542 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,160 Ladies, generally. Yes. All you need to don't worry. All you need is soap and water 543 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,880 And tell believe me you don't need anything any special chemicals or anything. Yes, you do 544 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:19,120 You do not just something water. No, you need you need to put some you don't you do soap and water 545 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,280 We are going to agree to disagree on this one 546 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,160 And through uh, las vegas hour by 547 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:32,480 Dictionary and 117 on december 27 2020 the hour in which anything can happen and will be forgotten and unmentioned as the next hour begins 548 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,560 So you can do horrendous stuff apparently on las vegas hour 549 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,840 Is that what's called ginger farmer oh god an individual who only plowed redheads 550 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,320 At least he had her plows like a farming thing 551 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,320 Um 552 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:57,440 This was by nom nom d october 8 2011 that was ginger farmer next is nicky n i k i 553 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,080 Never see the nicky spelt with just one k 554 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,800 Yeah 555 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:08,720 Uh, this was by written by excelsior december 7 2011 excelsior. Uh, by the way, uh, this is uh, uh, 556 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,440 They hate this person by the way 557 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:16,640 Someone got on here and they just wrote the meanest shit about this person whether it's true or not 558 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:21,200 It is always gonna live on on other position area. Yes 559 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,080 Because they they even give the name of the blanks 560 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,800 You're getting to kind of narrow it down 561 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:32,720 So I apologize, but this is what's written on here. This is not my words. These are yeah, i'm just right. These are from nicky 562 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,440 I will never try to offend anyone on purpose. I just read what's funny to me 563 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,400 i'm sorry 564 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,040 Nicky a big fat bull dyke that steals from their friends 565 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,920 Is neglects her illegitimate children likes to do hot cocoa sex with scabies 566 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,840 Uh written 567 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,640 What the fuck is hot cocoa? I don't know man. I'm just reading what I 568 00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,320 Hot cocoa sex with scabies written drug addicts for meth 569 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:06,000 Lives in shipville longview washington. There you go. There's that now right there 570 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,120 And will ultimately die and be forgotten there 571 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:14,960 Hiteously ugly. She's single-handedly inspired into exist. She's single-handedly inspired into existence the word 572 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,520 cunt to a bitch 573 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,880 Kill this bitch kill this nasty ogreish cunt on site if you ever unfortunate enough to lay eyes on her 574 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,280 I don't know what this woman did 575 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,360 to this other person 576 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,360 But they do not like nicky 577 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,520 He's an ogre 578 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,520 We don't know that she gives me a regular person 579 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,920 Maybe it's a guy that broke up with it or that she broke up with and he's like, well, that's how dare she 580 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,920 I don't know 581 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,320 Hey, you never know sometimes there's there's always that kernel of truth 582 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,920 Maybe I doubt it though. I think he's just doing someone's mad at nicky 583 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:53,460 Nicky this one is moved by a uh, uh, footbucker made 13.20 584 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,240 uh wellington bouncer 585 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,520 The one that amounts with very specific and tedious sexual act 586 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,280 Very specific and tedious is what got me 587 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:07,440 When done correctly can achieve great results the willington bouncer recruited two guys 588 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,200 One short lightweight and the other unknown tall and strong enough to care care to people. I didn't read that part 589 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,840 And one very flexible chick 590 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,920 So now we have one tall guy that's strong 591 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,840 One short guy that's lightweight and one flexible woman 592 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,760 The strong guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the 593 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,760 Little 594 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,120 This one guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the little guy is sitting upright 595 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,200 Wait, so he's holding him up straight up 596 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,840 Disclaimer little guy's ass is going to be propped up on this wrong guy's stomach. Yep straight up 597 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:51,200 Then the girl is going to be held by partially by the little guy's arms while he's piping 598 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,200 It 599 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,600 Everything was so elegant that he just said piping it 600 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:03,680 Meanwhile, she stretched into a c position where she can suck the bigger guy off while at the same time holding on to his legs 601 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,360 for support 602 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,440 That is fucking comp. Oh, I see now 603 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,320 So he's hitting it 604 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:16,480 While he's holding him up and she's bending all the way over in between the guys little god damn. That is a complicated position 605 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:23,920 So, yeah, hey if I do that, you're fucking strong how strong are you michael when I do this i'm sure enough 606 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,560 We just need the flexible 607 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,760 Next up is gung fu dung fu gung fu 608 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:38,240 Uh gung fu is a style of sophisticated close quarters gunplay seen in hong kong action cinema and western films influenced by it 609 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:43,040 It often resembles a martial arts battle playing out with the firearms instead of traditional weapons. It's a jackie chan 610 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,440 He doesn't use weapons 611 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,440 There's guns against him 612 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,600 Rarely there's always like for somebody he always somehow magically knocks a gun away 613 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:57,520 Yeah for the frying pan. Yeah ladder and it's like it's just a straight fight for like 15 episodes. We use the ladder 614 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,320 Did you ever hear that story about him in that ladder though? 615 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:05,680 But where he said that he jumped through the ladder and smashed it on top of him where he got both of his hands 616 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,240 at the same time he 617 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:13,520 The focus of gung fu style and the usage of firearms in ways that were 618 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:17,760 That they were not designed to be used shooting a gun from each hand shooting from behind the back as well as the use 619 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,760 Of guns as melee weapons are all common 620 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:25,040 Other movies can involve shotguns uzis rocket launchers or just about anything that can be worked into a cinematic shot 621 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,680 It's often mixed with hand-to-hand combat maneuvers. She seems dangerous by the way 622 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,920 Doing like those kung fu moves and you end up shooting your hand or leg by accident 623 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:38,160 That's why they use prox guns like I like I didn't like it from movie wise, right? 624 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,760 Yeah, but people are people they'd be like i'm gonna do some kung fu 625 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,760 And then they're blowing his brains out 626 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,680 on his own 627 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:51,840 Or shoot through his own arm exactly a gun flow has become a stable factor in modern action film due to his visually appealing nature 628 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,600 Regardless of his actual practicality in real life combat situation. Thank you 629 00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:02,560 This is a contrast to american action movies of the 1980s which focused more on heavily weaponry and outright brute force and fire on base combat 630 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,960 We call that an arnold arnold swarson agar 631 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,520 That man was just brute force 632 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:13,600 If it goes in the detail of the history of it not now because i'm busy 633 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:19,040 Before 1986 hong kong sim was firmly noted rooted in two genres 634 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,360 The martial arts film and the comedy or for jackie chan the martial arts comedy 635 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,320 That's why he was so famous 636 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:33,760 Gunplay was not terribly popular because i just considered it boring compared to fancy kung fu moves or graceful swordplay of the wushu epics 637 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,960 What movie corps needed was a new way to represent gunplay 638 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:42,160 To show it as a skill that could be honed into integrating the ecro-ex and grace to traditional martial arts 639 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,480 That's exactly what john wu did 640 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:51,360 Using all the visual techniques available to him tracking shots dollies dolly ins and slo-mo will create a beautifully 641 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,800 Should 642 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,760 Why can i say this word i know what it is 643 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:07,060 Surrealistic it's kind of weird that way like surreal surrealistic 644 00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:10,660 Action, that's why my brain just froze 645 00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:16,420 That were a guilty pleasure to watch there's also intimacy found in the gunplay typically his protagonist and antagonist 646 00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:21,380 Will have a profound understanding of one another and will meet face to face an intense mexican standoff 647 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:26,660 Where they each point their weapons at one another and trade words that is not a mexican stand makes it with three people yes 648 00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:29,860 Whatever they got that wrong 649 00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:36,900 Uh the point because if it's just two people that's just a standoff. Yeah mexican standoff is three populated by popular 650 00:46:37,540 --> 00:46:40,900 Uh popularized by uh, the good bad the good the bad and the ugly 651 00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:43,380 They had a mexican standoff at the end of the movie 652 00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:49,780 The popularity of john wu's films and the heroic bloodshed by the way, none of them were hispanic. They're all italian 653 00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:55,700 Thanks a lot all the movies were those movies were real in italy 654 00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:59,620 I still love them. I'm hispanic. I'm not devastated that it's an italian guy 655 00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:07,860 The popularity of john wu's films and the heroic bloodshed genre in general in the west helped give the gung fu style greater visibility 656 00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:12,180 Filmmakers like robert rodriguez were inspired to create action sequences involved on the hong kong style 657 00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:15,860 One of the first to demonstrate this was rodriguez is desperate in 1995 658 00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:21,140 The matrix was played a played a part in making gung fu the most popular form of firearm based combat in cinema worldwide 659 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:25,300 Since then the style has become a staple of modern western action films. Yeah 660 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:29,380 Written by miss castanet jack 2 september 1st 2010 661 00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:33,620 a very heartfelt intro in the urban dictionary 662 00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:36,660 next up senator ass 663 00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:43,780 They're firm for treating buttocks belonging to a very fit person resembling the mythical half man half horse usually used as a compliment 664 00:47:45,860 --> 00:47:48,100 Next up big smikes a big smokes order 665 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:53,380 You ready for it? Big smoke is a character from gta san andreas in the mission title drive-through 666 00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:56,100 The crew goes to the clucking bell a fast food restaurant 667 00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,500 The crew orders a decently sized meal only for big smoke to order something consisting of over 7 000 calories 668 00:47:58,820 --> 00:48:05,300 Yeah, good lord. I'll have the i'll have two number nines a number nine large 669 00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:09,540 a number six with extra dip a number seven 670 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,260 Two number nine large 671 00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:16,660 A number six with extra dip a number seven 672 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:20,660 Two number forty five one with cheese 673 00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:23,780 And a large soda 674 00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:26,900 I can't do his voice, but I hope i'm adequate enough 675 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:30,260 Last up is a beard fish 676 00:48:30,420 --> 00:48:32,420 beard fish 677 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:38,100 A man who has gone in abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive usually on instagram upon shaving 678 00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,100 He looks like a dolphin's butthole 679 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:43,620 I'm sorry a blowhole, but I decided I knew but 680 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:47,780 Basically me because I have a beard I don't shave it because i'm too fat 681 00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:52,420 That's the only reason instead of a dolphin it's a beluga's bottle 682 00:48:54,660 --> 00:48:59,380 But that is it for urban dictionary, I hope you enjoyed it i'll have 10 more next week 683 00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:07,220 Those are some some some that actually is interesting but then some of us like what the fuck 684 00:49:07,940 --> 00:49:10,340 And so the segue from serious intellectual 685 00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:13,140 cinematic history into a senator's aunt 686 00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:16,180 Or senators, whatever it said the word was 687 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:19,300 That's bad 688 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,500 All right 689 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:28,100 All right moving on into our breakdown today our anime breakdown 690 00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:34,740 Uh, no way asked me to do this one. So i'm doing this one hentai the devil is a part-timer. Oh 691 00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:38,260 Not hentai, i'm not 692 00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:44,260 Not hentai i'm not doing that one for you. We got really close to one that we never error just throw 693 00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:48,740 And I let that one go 694 00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:56,500 Uh, all right. So the devil is a part-timer. Um, there are I believe 12 episodes in the first season which not crazy at least 695 00:49:57,940 --> 00:50:01,080 Uh, let's see now 13 13 episodes 696 00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:06,980 Yeah, 13 episodes, all right, they have to throw you off by adding that oh that one extra 697 00:50:06,980 --> 00:50:09,620 That's always good. I always like the number 13 698 00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:17,880 Uh, all right, so we have episode one, uh, the title is the devil arrives and sasazuka 699 00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:22,520 He already names it yeah, like i'm already over my head 700 00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:29,380 All right, so 701 00:50:29,380 --> 00:50:35,940 In episode one in another dimension where magic exists the dark lord satan wages a campaign with his four generals 702 00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:44,020 uh adramelic lucifer alcyl and malakota to conquer the continent of entei isla 703 00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:50,100 This is like an actual like country. It's a totally different world and it's their country like they don't know it's like a whole actual world 704 00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:57,140 They got like wi-fi and like facebook and stuff. No, this is like a a fantasy world at this point 705 00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:01,140 And annex the human population under his realm of darkness 706 00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:08,340 However, a brave hero appears and leaves the human armies against the dark forces pushing them back into their stronghold 707 00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:11,060 Here satan faces off against the hero 708 00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:18,900 But would neither able to decisively defeat the other and his armory armies crumbling the dark lord retreats and along with alcyl 709 00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:22,020 opens a dimensional portal and leaves their world 710 00:51:23,060 --> 00:51:30,340 Vowing to return and conquer entei isla one day the portal exits in modern day sasazuka japan 711 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:37,860 Sasa suka. Oh, by the way, have you heard of the earthquake in japan? Huh? Yeah, the 7.5 magnitude 712 00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:40,020 Oh shit, I hope they're okay 713 00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:42,100 On the western side of japan 714 00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:44,420 That rarely gets them that that heavy 715 00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:50,020 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was watching on cnn. Just watching like the whole house just like oh man 716 00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:52,740 But a lot of their buildings are designed to actually withstand 717 00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:57,860 Earthworks something that we just don't have not like you're in most unless you're in san francisco 718 00:51:57,860 --> 00:52:02,820 I do like there's a lot of buildings like old buildings that are in japan that are built with solid wood 719 00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:08,180 But they don't use nails or anything, but they can shift slightly and it doesn't hurt them though. Cool kind of cool 720 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:16,740 All right, uh the portal exits into modern day sasazuka japan and in addition to being shocked by their new human forms 721 00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:23,140 Satan and alcyl are taken to the nearest police station where satan learns about a bit about the new world 722 00:52:23,780 --> 00:52:25,780 Which like it has no magic in it 723 00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:28,180 They're basically in our world. It's boring 724 00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:31,300 No magic boring. Believe me. I know 725 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:35,700 As events progress satan and alcyl get new identities 726 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:38,500 uh sadow mal 727 00:52:38,740 --> 00:52:40,740 just sadow mal 728 00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:42,900 Is that the version of general sal? 729 00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:45,620 general saz chicken 730 00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:48,020 Sadow mal and chicken rice 731 00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:50,660 and uh shiro ishiya 732 00:52:51,140 --> 00:52:53,480 Is uh alcyl at this point respectively 733 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:57,160 Secure a residence open a bank account and go job hunting 734 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:14,360 This old lady is trying to counter like trying to get her coins to exchange for money or for bills, right? Yeah 735 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,440 He's like damn i gotta get to work 736 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,600 And while agreeing that sadow which is satan 737 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:25,240 Would work while shiro which is alcyl takes care of the domestic needs 738 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,200 Quite the the platonic 739 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:35,400 So sometime later on his way to his part-time part-time job at mcronald 740 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000 I wonder what company they're making 741 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:48,860 He goes to go work at a mcronald franchise. By the way, you know, there's a game coming out called infestation 88 742 00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:49,660 Willi 743 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:56,060 You know what the it's a it's a monster that's infesting this location. You know what the monster is. It's mickey mouse 744 00:53:57,580 --> 00:54:02,700 The original mickey mouse the original cartoon the black and white the one from uh steamboat willy 745 00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:05,840 Yeah, it's that mickey mouse because it's now domain three 746 00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:10,620 That's funny they wasted no time 747 00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:15,900 Yeah, everybody's gonna start using that now though, and I think you can actually use the name mickey mouse 748 00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:21,820 You just can't use the current version right mickey mouse. You could make some weird shit with the old steamboat 749 00:54:21,820 --> 00:54:23,900 We'll make it make him out like this fucking stupid 750 00:54:24,860 --> 00:54:26,380 What the fuck? Oh 751 00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:28,380 We're gonna show him we're gonna all do something 752 00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:33,420 He can't he has to ha ha ha ha 753 00:54:37,260 --> 00:54:37,660 All right 754 00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:44,540 So sadow encounters a beautiful scarlet haired girl at a crosswalk and offers her his umbrella to shield her from the rain 755 00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:47,740 Well at mcgronald so down not only experience 756 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:51,660 You make them ronald's 757 00:54:51,660 --> 00:54:54,620 Every time they just barely took ronald mcdonald's name 758 00:54:55,740 --> 00:55:01,580 The mech on friday mcgronald's yes, you see how they got their name and it's not mick. It's mc 759 00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:03,020 mg 760 00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:05,020 Make it 761 00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:07,260 Damn, they were hardcore 762 00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:15,580 So now not only experiences a seemingly random mild earthquake but faces a dilemma on whether to use his remaining magic to repair the broken friars 763 00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,780 Hey, man, you gotta work. I got no choice 764 00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:21,580 Eventually not getting the chance to 765 00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:25,580 Nonetheless while impressing his fellow co-worker chiho sasaki 766 00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:33,580 With his uh people skills as well as his as the higher ups through his dedication so now is able to secure a permanent position 767 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:38,060 Because he was part nine of his flight. He's full time. He's coming out of the world 768 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:43,840 The king the king of hell assistant manager and mcgronald's 769 00:55:46,140 --> 00:55:49,020 As he excitedly pedals his bike home to tell shiro 770 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:54,620 He is once again confronted by the scarlet haired girl who is revealed to be the hero from his dimension 771 00:55:55,340 --> 00:55:57,340 Uh emilia justina 772 00:55:58,060 --> 00:56:02,300 Was the hero a female in the other world? Yeah. Okay. I mean you don't get that in the first episode 773 00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:05,420 Um, yeah, yeah, uh, metris prime can go in. Yeah 774 00:56:05,820 --> 00:56:11,260 Yeah, like you're not supposed to know that because it's supposed to throw you off at the end of this episode that she's the hero 775 00:56:11,420 --> 00:56:16,060 Okay, because he knows it like when he sees her and figures inputs two and two together 776 00:56:17,580 --> 00:56:21,100 He didn't think she'd follow him because he looks like a 16 year old now 777 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,020 so 778 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:27,580 Yeah, japan does love their young protagonist. He goes from being this gigantically buffed 779 00:56:28,220 --> 00:56:30,960 16 year old having to get a job at mcgronald 780 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,960 So we go into episode two 781 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:37,360 The title is the hero stays at the devil's castle for work reasons 782 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:38,880 Huh? 783 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,920 So in the wake of satan and now seo's departure from into isla 784 00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:50,400 Emilia and her comrades give chase back in present-day japan sadal tries to reason with emilia now under the identity of emmy usa 785 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,120 Although she ignores and tries to attack him 786 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:59,120 Afterwards they are both arrested and bring brought to a police station for questioning where the officer is in charge 787 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,920 Mistakes them for having a quarrel a couple's quarrel 788 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,080 Because they're getting ready to fight each other, but they look like kids though 789 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:11,920 Much to emmy's protest on their way home emmy threatens sadal although he just shrugs 790 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,760 Following day while feeling angry that she isn't living a better lifestyle 791 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:21,280 Than sadal emmy pays him a visit shiro in shock locks her out 792 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:27,600 But lets her in after sadal casually explains her circumstances because she's running out of magic the same way they are 793 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,600 She homeless or what? 794 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,600 No, she's got a job too. 795 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,600 She has to work as well 796 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,600 She 797 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,600 Let's see 798 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:41,600 After commenting on sadal's lifestyle because it lives like bums in an apartment 799 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,520 But you put no furniture or anything. Jesus christ 800 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,720 She explains that along with art bishop oba mia 801 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:58,640 Uh, we're going to follow them through the portal before it disappeared. She ended up being the only one transported over the next few days 802 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:03,520 And he began stalking sadal and shiro around town and learns that they are living good humble lives 803 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,600 This prompts her how good life in the god damn furniture in the house 804 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:13,200 This prompts her to ask him after work if he has considered staying in the human world 805 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:17,620 To which he boldly states he will return one day to conquer inteisla 806 00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:20,420 Once he has the money saving of money. Yeah 807 00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:25,860 Just then they both come under a magical attack from a sniper and hurriedly escape 808 00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:31,540 Sadal realized they may have a common enemy and blames emmy before leaving for the night 809 00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:38,580 Emmy however shows up again at his apartment much to his suspicion and awkwardly asks if she could stay the night since she 810 00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:42,580 Lose a distance away and lost her wallet while they were escaping earlier 811 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,220 So she dropped her wallet 812 00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:50,660 Uh, so now casually uh casually gives her sanctuary again to shiro shock 813 00:58:50,980 --> 00:58:54,740 Well, emmy tearfully ponders to herself how she got herself into the situation 814 00:58:56,580 --> 00:59:02,900 That night sadal receives a mysterious text from chiho warning that more earthquakes are on the way while asking for his advice 815 00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:10,100 So if you ever since he's been here there's been more and more earthquakes in japan interesting 816 00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:14,820 I think so they're trying to break through from the other side or I think you'll see 817 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:19,540 Uh episode three is called the devil goes on a date with his junior 818 00:59:20,020 --> 00:59:23,220 Uh in shinjuku in jr. Chiho 819 00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:26,180 What is that that girl chiho? Okay 820 00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:32,820 The following morning the national news broadcast a report a report mentioning the attack got tv 821 00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:36,020 Got no furniture. They got tv 822 00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:44,100 Yeah, mentioning the attack that emmy and sadal were involved in with chiho excitedly, uh prepares for her date with sadal 823 00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:49,620 Meanwhile emmy receives an anonymous call at work from the same enemy who shot at them 824 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:54,900 Who explains that killing both her and satan would be an entei isla's best interests 825 00:59:55,140 --> 01:00:01,220 So somebody from their world was sniping at him and he came he came out like stack. He's got a sniper rifle 826 01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:03,540 He's they came out 827 01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:05,540 Hit 828 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:10,180 Later the police tracked down uh sadal from his bike left at the scene 829 01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:16,020 And emmy is forced to vouch for his identity while afterwards warning him about their common enemy later 830 01:00:16,340 --> 01:00:23,220 Sadal meets chiho for their date which unbeknownst to them are followed by a cautious shiro and suspicious emmy 831 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:29,220 So you have alcyl his uh underling following him and the hero are watching them as they go on their date 832 01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:35,300 Who's the chick he's going on a girl that he works for the mc ronald's. Okay. I thought it was the girl the hero girl 833 01:00:35,860 --> 01:00:40,420 No, no, that's uh, emmy this girl's name is chiho. Okay. Okay. It was some big tips 834 01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:43,460 standard practice 835 01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:45,700 always 836 01:00:45,700 --> 01:00:47,700 what you 837 01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:51,300 I'm out of it. I shouldn't say you want to i'll give you guys uh, you guys want to see uh 838 01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:56,900 Like okay, so the the joke is that asians always have their characters have massive tits, right? Yes 839 01:00:56,900 --> 01:01:01,860 There was a porn star back in the day in japan a jav they call him 840 01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:04,980 Uh by the name of hatomi tanaka 841 01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:08,980 There you go. Look around i promise you you are not prepared 842 01:01:10,980 --> 01:01:12,500 I'll show michael 843 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,340 You guys you can keep talking. All right, so 844 01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:16,340 I unbeknownst to them 845 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:23,620 They're followed by a cautious shiro and a suspicious emmy the latter who dragged shiro into a cafe to eavesdrop on sadal 846 01:01:23,620 --> 01:01:31,140 During the date chiho explains to sadal that she has been hearing a strange language recently the language of inteisla and none to her 847 01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:38,900 She further explains that the speakers were trying to contact someone and made references to a large earthquake soon to occur 848 01:01:39,540 --> 01:01:44,040 Sadal realizes that the phenomena was a magical communication system called idealink 849 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:53,720 And that the earthquakes were most likely caused by a sonar spell trying to detect him and emmy 850 01:01:54,280 --> 01:02:00,920 Oh, I can tell they're real because they're different sizes. Yeah, real artificial ones wouldn't be shaped. They'd be the exact same 851 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,160 Good god 852 01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:04,440 So there you go 853 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,160 Apparently somebody manifested her in real life 854 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:12,060 From all these anime. Yes, that is because she is exaggeratedly 855 01:02:12,060 --> 01:02:14,060 really massive 856 01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:17,100 Moving on somebody's wishes came true apparently 857 01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:23,180 At that time a shocked sadal notices emmy walk into the cafe and before he 858 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:26,300 Chiho can confess to him. She is interrupted by emmy 859 01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:31,900 Chiho misunderstands emmy's reasoning for her interruption and they get into a loud argument 860 01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:38,220 Just as a large earthquake suddenly strikes when chiho briefly awakens surrounded by devastation 861 01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:44,060 She reconciles with emmy who again warns her about sadal before knocking her out with a sleep spell god day 862 01:02:44,780 --> 01:02:48,060 Oh a sleep spell. Yeah, that just sucked. Yeah, I would yeah 863 01:02:48,060 --> 01:02:51,260 I would if I if I have a limited amount of magic i would have knocked her out 864 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:57,260 A sleep spell emmy then calls out to satan who appears to have what I call my hands the sleep spell 865 01:02:57,900 --> 01:03:03,260 Who appears from some debris in his demonic form? So he's gotten his form back at this point 866 01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:08,620 Hmm, emmy ponders killing him right there with her remaining magic, but satan shocks her by stating 867 01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:12,860 He will get them out of the collapsed mall leaving emmy to wonder why he would help them 868 01:03:13,420 --> 01:03:17,260 Because he's you know, if he now has human emotions, I guess 869 01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:20,940 No, he's still the one he didn't want to kill his co-worker. Oh 870 01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:26,240 Chiho so it's hard to find I guess it's hard to find good employees. Exactly 871 01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:31,180 Episode four is called the hero experiences human warmth 872 01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:36,460 So satan continues to use his magic to clear the debris while keeping everyone at the mall out of harm's way 873 01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:42,060 While outside the destroyed mall emmy has a flashback showing her carefree days with her father and into isla 874 01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:47,660 When she was younger until she was summoned by the church to begin training with the magical sword to slay demons 875 01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:54,700 Soon after her father was killed by satan's forces when their village was attacked leaving her with the resolve to kill him 876 01:03:55,340 --> 01:04:00,540 Back in present day sadal learns that it informs emmy that chiho received magical powers 877 01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:03,740 Chiho received magical feedback from the spell he cast on her father 878 01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:06,140 inspector sasaki 879 01:04:06,140 --> 01:04:08,140 When he first arrived in japan 880 01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:13,740 Sadal further explains to her that the earthquake was a deliberate attack on their lives before they both leave 881 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:18,700 Afterwards emmy spends the night at her co-worker rika suzuki's place 882 01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:27,180 Where rika explains to her how human nature can change in the face of adversity by referencing the kobe earthquake she experienced as a child 883 01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:30,700 So explaining to emmy that disasters can make people change basically 884 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:31,740 Yeah 885 01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:35,740 The next day emmy visits sadal and falls down his apartment building stairs 886 01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:37,740 God day 887 01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:39,740 Clumsy aren't we? 888 01:04:39,740 --> 01:04:41,740 She is 889 01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:43,740 She's fucking clumsy as fuck 890 01:04:43,740 --> 01:04:52,300 Sadal tries to treat emmy's injuries but her but his uncharacteristic kindness upsets her and she reveals her reason for wanting him dead 891 01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:57,820 Sadal laments his inability to understand people's feelings until they are interrupted by shiro and chiho 892 01:04:58,540 --> 01:05:02,380 So his underling known as co-worker shiro and shiro and chiho 893 01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:05,020 The c-h-i-h-o 894 01:05:05,020 --> 01:05:07,340 The other chiho and then uh shiro 895 01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:08,780 Too close 896 01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,780 It is shiro and chiho 897 01:05:10,780 --> 01:05:12,780 It's like chatted chuck 898 01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:15,180 Chiho 899 01:05:15,180 --> 01:05:17,820 misunderstands emmy and sadal being a 900 01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:20,700 Being a couple and runs away with a broken heart 901 01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:22,700 Oh damn 902 01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:26,700 The famous misunderstanding from all romantic movies 903 01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:30,700 Just then sadal's landlady 904 01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:32,700 Miki shiba 905 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:34,700 Comes in and advises 906 01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:40,700 And advises they chase after chiho while referencing her connection to the sonar and ideal link spells 907 01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:48,700 While tearfully making her way through the street chiho encounters a strange person who manifests black wings in front of the passerby 908 01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:54,700 As sadal emmy and shiro approach from afar an explosion occurs and the winged person takes to the air 909 01:05:54,700 --> 01:06:02,700 As sadal and company climb the n- uh climb the rubble sadal acknowledges the person as the general the demon general lucifer 910 01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:06,700 Hmm, so lucifer has come down now from this other world 911 01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:08,700 Who else would it be? 912 01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:10,700 The one with the highest ranking name 913 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,700 And all of uh demon lore 914 01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:14,700 True but 915 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:16,700 Sadal who is satan is 916 01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:18,700 Sadal who is satan is 917 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,700 Ahead of him 918 01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:22,700 Yeah, but i'm thinking like who the villain would be 919 01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:24,700 Which would be lucifer lucifer 920 01:06:24,700 --> 01:06:26,700 And sadal satan 921 01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:28,700 Sadal mal 922 01:06:28,700 --> 01:06:30,700 Sadal mal 923 01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:32,700 Mal 924 01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:36,700 Episode five is called the devil and the hero save sasazuka 925 01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:42,700 So uh emmy asks lucifer how he survived their perilous 926 01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:44,700 Uh previous battle on inte isla 927 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:50,700 But sadal deduces that he was aided by her former comrade olba 928 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:54,700 Who has promised to return lucifer to heaven in exchange for his help 929 01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:58,700 While olba reveals himself to emmy's shock 930 01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:02,700 Lucifer proceeds to attack sadal and company with shiro taking a hit 931 01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:08,700 After the group flee sadal explains to emmy that lucifer draws his magic from night and negative emotions 932 01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:12,700 And hence was responsible for the string of muggings in sasazuka 933 01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:14,700 So he's been mucking people 934 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,700 He's just been robbing people 935 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,700 So even he has to get some kind of job 936 01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:20,700 Yeah 937 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,700 Jesus christ 938 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:24,700 The negative emotions give it magical energy basically 939 01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:26,700 So you found a loo paul 940 01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:28,700 Yeah 941 01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:32,700 As they get cornered sadal teleports himself and emmy to the crowded sasazuka station 942 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:38,700 Here the dumbstruck crowd looks on as lucifer seemingly kills sadal with a magical bullet 943 01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:40,700 And then destroys the overhead transport bridge 944 01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:50,700 The debris head to crush emmy and shiro but satan emerges in his demonic form 945 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:55,700 And using the negative emotions of the onlookers to fuel his magic saves emmy and shiro 946 01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:58,700 So negative emotions give him his original form back as well 947 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,700 So like lucifer he can use the same ability 948 01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:03,700 Cool 949 01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:06,700 He finally figured that one out 950 01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:11,700 After satan sets up a magical barrier knocking all of the civilians unconscious 951 01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:15,700 While emilia calls forth her magic and engages lucifer in aerial combat 952 01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:19,700 Alcyl then shows up healed in his demonic form and joins the battle 953 01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:27,700 Shiro looks on at the incredible scene at which point satan finishes olba and then lucifer with a multi layered magical punch 954 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:35,700 Where it's like these magical circles start appearing and it's like one and two and three and it just goes all the fucking way back to the edge of the city 955 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:36,700 Damn 956 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:40,700 Just all these magical circles 957 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:46,700 In the aftermath sadal and company officially introduce themselves to shiro so now she knows 958 01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:53,700 Just then emmy's comrades from inteisla emmeralda and albertio albertio 959 01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:55,700 Albertio 960 01:08:55,700 --> 01:08:56,700 I guess I'm yeah 961 01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:57,700 Albuerto 962 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,700 Albertio 963 01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:00,700 I guess it is hispanic sounding 964 01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:06,700 They arrive through a portal reunite with emmy and explain the corrupt state of the church back on inteisla 965 01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:15,700 Afterwards at sadal's apartment albertio explains his use of the sonar and idealling spells which were intercepted by shiro 966 01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:20,700 Meanwhile satan uses his romanian magic to restore the city along with erasing the civilians minds 967 01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:23,700 Later at mcronald sadal explains to 968 01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:25,700 Can't get over that 969 01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:26,700 mcronald 970 01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:27,700 mcronald 971 01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:32,700 Sadal explains to chico that he has enough left to erase her mind causing her to yell at him 972 01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:37,700 Saying that why would she want him why would she want sadal to erase her memory you know instead of 973 01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:40,700 I'm all out of like 974 01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:43,700 Like the romantic music starts playing 975 01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:44,700 Yes 976 01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:49,700 Episode six is the devil climbs the stairway to school 977 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:53,700 I get that gd 978 01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:59,700 At the church's headquarters on inteisla a report is made by a girl stating that the archbishop oba's previous report 979 01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:07,700 That he killed the dark lord emilia amarylva and albertia were false and they discussed the consequences of letting the truth lead to the rest of the church 980 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:10,700 That they were that they do remain alive 981 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:15,700 Meanwhile back in japan lucifer now wanted by the police in connection with recent muggings 982 01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:18,700 Fuck 983 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:21,700 Moves in with sadal and shiro under the name hanzo 984 01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:24,700 There's a bad guy 985 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:30,700 Yeah, but he got fucked up by sadal and since it's one of sadal's underlings anyway in the other world 986 01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:34,700 I just smack him in the face where his like face is still like bruised 987 01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:36,700 Like swollen 988 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:37,700 Why do you try to kill him then 989 01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:38,700 That's why he didn't kill him 990 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:41,700 No, no, why didn't he like why didn't lucifer 991 01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:45,700 Oh because that priest oba said that he could get him back to heaven 992 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:46,700 Oh she lied to him 993 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:47,700 Yeah, he lied to him 994 01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:48,700 Yeah 995 01:10:48,700 --> 01:10:50,700 The the other priest 996 01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:53,700 The priest was but trying to kill both satan and the hero 997 01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:54,700 Okay, okay 998 01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:58,700 So now you have lucifer he's like he looks like a little kid 999 01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:00,700 Like 12 13 1000 01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:01,700 God damn 1001 01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:05,700 Super skinny 1002 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:08,700 And so he's going by the name of hanzo now instead of lucifer 1003 01:11:08,700 --> 01:11:11,700 While becoming proficient using the internet 1004 01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:24,700 Through the internet hanzo learns of a rumor that a paranormal activity in the form of a portal activations to enta isla occur in an abandoned classroom at a local high school which turns out to be chiho's school 1005 01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:26,700 That's storytelling for you 1006 01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:27,700 Yeah 1007 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,700 It had to be chiho you know what I mean 1008 01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:29,700 Yeah 1009 01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:33,700 Sadal and shiro decide to investigate in the hopes of harvesting magical power from the portal 1010 01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:39,700 That night along with chiho the group goes into the school but are followed by emmy who claims she has to keep an eye on sadal 1011 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:42,700 Despite she being able to return to enta isla at any time 1012 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:44,700 She can leave whenever she wants 1013 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:46,700 Why are you struggling there for them 1014 01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:47,700 Oh no 1015 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:50,700 All those sadal and company try and fail to abandon emmy 1016 01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:52,700 Eat with rod noodles and minimum wage 1017 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:54,700 Go home 1018 01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:59,700 The ramen noodles will never be a stable forever 1019 01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:02,700 As long as there's a dollar store they'll be ramen noodles 1020 01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:06,700 It's always going to be top ramen or it's going to be 1021 01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:09,700 They make so much of business 1022 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:14,700 You know they have to have a low overhead too 1023 01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:17,700 Right they just dump that in and it's done 1024 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:18,700 Done 1025 01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:20,700 Pull it on packets and there you go 1026 01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:21,700 We're good 1027 01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:24,700 Here's the salt that'll kill you before 1028 01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:27,700 But it tastes so good 1029 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:32,700 God it's crazy how much ramen noodles is just like a staple of like lower income living 1030 01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:33,700 Yeah 1031 01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:36,700 But man if you know how to cook ramen noodles you'll be good to go 1032 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:37,700 You can spice it up 1033 01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:38,700 Exactly 1034 01:12:38,700 --> 01:12:41,700 Make that shit delicious 1035 01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:44,700 Don't be ashamed to be you know lower income 1036 01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:45,700 Always do better 1037 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:48,700 You can live well you know on a low income 1038 01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:50,700 Yeah it's not that bad 1039 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:58,700 You don't need like you don't need a huge TV or internet service or streaming services 1040 01:12:58,700 --> 01:12:59,700 No 1041 01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:00,700 You can save up that money 1042 01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:03,700 Save that money up eat some ramen 1043 01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:06,700 Be a little dicky and say save that money 1044 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:10,700 All right so as they're trying to 1045 01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:13,700 Trying and failing to abandon Emmy 1046 01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:16,700 Which results in her accidentally destroying a science model 1047 01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:20,700 Eventually the group reaches the abandoned the group reaches the abandoned classroom 1048 01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:26,700 It turns out that it had been the base of operations for both Hanzo and Oba 1049 01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:29,700 Prior to their respective betrayals and alliance 1050 01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:35,700 So the reason that people thought there was a portal there was because Lucifer was living there 1051 01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:36,700 Oh Jesus 1052 01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:42,700 Where he was like a one of those meats where he's got food all around him and computers and shit 1053 01:13:42,700 --> 01:13:45,700 Just half eating shit and everything in there 1054 01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:47,700 Bags of chips just opened like a slob 1055 01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:50,700 Wait if he knew that was his spot why'd he go with him? 1056 01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:51,700 He didn't he sent them 1057 01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:53,700 Why did wait why? 1058 01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:59,700 Hanzo then asks that Sadal to retrieve his PS Vita game 1059 01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:00,700 Jesus Christ 1060 01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:05,700 While they were there which has been left by accident 1061 01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:09,700 So he told him that this place was haunted and that it had all these issues 1062 01:14:09,700 --> 01:14:11,700 So that way they could go get his PS Vita 1063 01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:13,700 Did you get it though? 1064 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:15,700 They must have been living 1065 01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:20,700 This angers the group although Hanzo claims that he merely neglected to tell them that he had lived there 1066 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:25,700 Later while the group is outside the same girl who had made the report to the church of Enta Isla 1067 01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:29,700 Is seen through the classroom window indicating she had opened a portal 1068 01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:36,700 Later a new tenant moves into Sadal's apartment building and Sadal catches her as she falls down the stairs and passes out 1069 01:14:36,700 --> 01:14:38,700 So another girl that falls 1070 01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:40,700 They should have fallen down stairs 1071 01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:42,700 Kind of yes 1072 01:14:42,700 --> 01:14:44,700 Why they struggle at McRoll 1073 01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:49,700 You can always tell about a writer when it's the same trope over and over 1074 01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:50,700 Yes 1075 01:14:50,700 --> 01:14:54,700 Episode 7 is called The Devil's Budget is Saved by Neighborliness 1076 01:14:54,700 --> 01:15:06,700 Suzuno Kamazuki who had fallen down the apartment stairs comes to introduce herself to Sadal, Shiro and Hanzo the next morning 1077 01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:09,700 And gives him a box of udon noodles as a friendly gesture 1078 01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:13,700 They must have been fucking living it up like noodles dude 1079 01:15:13,700 --> 01:15:19,700 Elsewhere, Emi receives a box containing bottles of a sacred power boosting drink from Emerald in the other world 1080 01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:27,700 As she continues to stalk Sadal's apartment Emi spots Suzuno helping Hanzo with chores and goes to covertly investigate 1081 01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:36,700 Although she is caught up when Suzuno, ecstasy apartment and Emi falls down the stairs while waiting for ice 1082 01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:38,700 She fell right up to her 1083 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:42,700 They're like the hero side of fucking clubbing as shit 1084 01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:49,700 Back in Sadal's apartment Suzuno introduces herself to Emi and thinks that she and Sadal are in some kind of relationship 1085 01:15:49,700 --> 01:15:55,700 Because of their unreserved manner when speaking to each other which she denies 1086 01:15:55,700 --> 01:16:02,700 Emi then speaks with Suzuno outside and seemingly misunderstands that Suzuno might like Sadal 1087 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:06,700 Prompting her to warn Suzuno not to get too close to Sadal 1088 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:09,700 Like she thinks that all these girls are falling for 1089 01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:13,700 You got Chihou, you got Suzuno, you got... 1090 01:16:13,700 --> 01:16:15,700 Man, just cause I'm trying to make some rent money 1091 01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:17,700 You ain't got time for love 1092 01:16:17,700 --> 01:16:19,700 Exactly 1093 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:25,700 Although Suzuno already knows who Emi is being from into Eastlake herself unbeknownst to Emi 1094 01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:31,700 Although Sadal leaves for work where he is made shift supervisor 1095 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:39,700 Suzuno gives him a handmade boxed lunch while Emi stays outside outside of McRonald 1096 01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:47,700 Emerald calls out to ask the results of the magic drink and relays that there is a piece on into Eastlake for now while rumors are being spread 1097 01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:52,700 Emerald further adds that the church is currently looking for a missing Olba 1098 01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:57,700 They can't find that priest that had attacked them in the couple of previous episodes before 1099 01:16:57,700 --> 01:17:01,700 Warning that people may be looking for her as well 1100 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:06,700 As Sadal takes a break at McRonald, Chihou gets jealous of the packed lunch given to him by Suzuno 1101 01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:19,700 Meanwhile, while buying food at a convenience store, Emilia is attacked by a masked man wielding a large scythe and using magic which nullifies her magic sword in a counter attack 1102 01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:28,700 In the aftermath, while wondering who the masked man was, Emi receives a call from Chihou venting her jealousy over Sadal's boxed lunch 1103 01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:33,700 She's jealous that the other girl gave him the lunch or she just said he has food 1104 01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:39,700 You're supposed to be broke, you're not supposed to have food 1105 01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:43,700 Episode 8 is called The Hero Enters the Fray 1106 01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:50,700 So Chihou and Emi visit Sadal's apartment and are surprised to find Suzuno helping Sadal in company with her domestic chores 1107 01:17:50,700 --> 01:18:01,700 Much to Chihou's shock, later as Sadal walks Chihou home, she confesses her feelings for him while depreciating the fact that he is a demon since she already fell in love with him 1108 01:18:01,700 --> 01:18:07,700 Just then, Suzuno overhears Chihou's confession causing Chihou to run away with embarrassment 1109 01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:17,700 Suzuno follows up by asking Sadal about his own response to being loved by people and is visibly surprised by his sincere response 1110 01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:29,700 Afterwards, Suzuno meets Emi at the Sazuzuka station and they both inadvertently reveal their misunderstood intentions towards Sadal over the events the past few days 1111 01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:40,700 The famous romantic trope, the final airing of grievances, misunderstandings 1112 01:18:40,700 --> 01:18:44,700 He's like, look, he's just a friend and all that 1113 01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:57,700 Whoever wrote this took the relatable aspects of typical slice of life movies and tweaked them to fit into a supernatural story 1114 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:18,700 Afterwards, Suzuno introduces herself as a resident of Inte Isla, Crestia Bell, and informs Emi that she was sent under orders by the Church of Inte Isla to investigate any leads on the missing ulba 1115 01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:34,700 Suzuno further asks that Emi return to Inte Isla to confront the Church about the cover-up regarding the actions of her superior put the lives of everyone in the underground mall in danger just to kill her and Sadal 1116 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:37,700 Underground mall? So like fun? 1117 01:19:37,700 --> 01:19:40,700 Yeah, like where it's under completely 1118 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:42,700 I wanna see, I wanna go to the underground mall 1119 01:19:42,700 --> 01:19:44,700 Dallas has stuff like that 1120 01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:46,700 I wanna be a dwarf 1121 01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:48,700 You live in the underworld 1122 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,700 Sorry, not the underground world 1123 01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:54,700 And retake Moria 1124 01:19:54,700 --> 01:20:01,700 Before she leaves, Emi advises Suzuno to be leery of Sadal and company, finding out her true agenda 1125 01:20:01,700 --> 01:20:05,700 Meanwhile, a new fast food restaurant, Centucky Fried Chicken 1126 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,700 Jesus 1127 01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:08,700 Centucky 1128 01:20:08,700 --> 01:20:10,700 Centucky Fried Chicken 1129 01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:16,700 Boldly opens up across the street from McRonald and its manager 1130 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:21,700 That shouldn't be too bad, I mean they make burgers, they make chicken, suddenly competition 1131 01:20:21,700 --> 01:20:32,700 And its manager, Mitsuki Saru, pops into McRonald to apparently check out the competition, although Sadal counters by having Shiro do spying of his own 1132 01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:44,700 Finally, Suzuno waits for Emi after work and expresses her desire to visit Sadal's workplace at McRonald, while Rika misunderstands the interaction between Suzuno and Emi as a lover squirrel over Sadal 1133 01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:47,700 Much to Emi's irritation 1134 01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:49,700 More goddamn misunderstandings 1135 01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:52,700 Cause it's that friend that Emi spent the night with that one day 1136 01:20:52,700 --> 01:20:56,700 That girl, she's like, aww lover squirrel 1137 01:20:56,700 --> 01:21:00,700 Jesus Christ 1138 01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:06,700 Episode 9 is called The Hero Experiences a Fray 1139 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,700 A fray 1140 01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:18,700 Rika, Emi, and Suzuno make their way over to Haragaya to discover the Tanabata Festival, so in full gear 1141 01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:24,700 Rika, still fully enthusiastic over her perceived lover squirrel between Emi and Suzuno 1142 01:21:24,700 --> 01:21:32,700 Suggests that she first learn all of the details of the conflict by stopping for a bit inside the newly opened sentaki fried chicken 1143 01:21:32,700 --> 01:21:39,700 He's like, God, let's go to Sentalife, let's celebrate his sentaki fried chicken 1144 01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:47,700 Here, as Emi frantically tries to reject Rika's notion of her and Sadal being a couple 1145 01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:56,700 She starts verbally insulting Sadal, but is stopped by an irritated Shiro who has been nearby doing reconnaissance at Sentaki for Sadal 1146 01:21:56,700 --> 01:22:02,700 So he's got Alceale, the person that goes by Shiro now, over at Sentaki Fried Chicken doing research 1147 01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:05,700 Research or trying to check the competition 1148 01:22:05,700 --> 01:22:07,700 He's just over there shoving shit into his face 1149 01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:09,700 She won't agree 1150 01:22:09,700 --> 01:22:11,700 Cause he gave her some money, he's like, you could use this 1151 01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:13,700 He's like, money 1152 01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:15,700 Oh yeah, he doesn't have a job, does he? 1153 01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:19,700 No, he doesn't 1154 01:22:19,700 --> 01:22:30,700 After brief introductions and a bit of chatting, Ashiya is able to clear up Rika's misunderstanding before Emi and Sadal 1155 01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:33,700 By using a metaphor to describe the history between them 1156 01:22:33,700 --> 01:22:38,700 Meanwhile, as McRonnell's business begins losing to Sentaki for the festival 1157 01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:40,700 How can they lose to Sentaki? 1158 01:22:40,700 --> 01:22:41,700 Cause it's new 1159 01:22:41,700 --> 01:22:43,700 It's chicken and their burgers, aren't they? 1160 01:22:43,700 --> 01:22:44,700 Yes 1161 01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:52,700 It should only, like, when it's new, right, it gets over saturated again 1162 01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:53,700 Yes 1163 01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:54,700 But then it evens out 1164 01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:56,700 Well, this is only a few days in, so 1165 01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:59,700 So they don't have to worry, they just had a weathered storm 1166 01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:07,700 Sadal struggles to decide what to do, but eventually decides to have his employees keep themselves busy until an opportune moment for business shows itself 1167 01:23:07,700 --> 01:23:17,700 Later, Shiro, Emi, Suzuno, and Rika visit McRonnell with Rika having a less unfavorable first impression of Sadal, much to his irritation 1168 01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:22,700 Afterwards, Sadal tries and fails in various schemes to market McRan- 1169 01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:24,700 Fuck, fuck, fuck 1170 01:23:28,700 --> 01:23:30,700 You got fucking sane trying to put up posters 1171 01:23:30,700 --> 01:23:31,700 Yes 1172 01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:33,700 You're trying to be thing to get business 1173 01:23:33,700 --> 01:23:35,700 I'm not gonna get this business fucking running 1174 01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:38,700 To market McRonnell to the festival's patrons 1175 01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:40,700 But they comes with a flu 1176 01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:45,700 But they comes up with an ingenious idea of having the franchise be part of the festival itself 1177 01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:51,700 Sadal then calls up a friend to deliver some bamboo plants for display in front of the franchise and has his staff decorate it 1178 01:23:51,700 --> 01:23:58,700 Finally revealing that they will allow the festival's patron to hang wishes on the plants and offer a free drink to whosoever does so 1179 01:23:58,700 --> 01:23:59,700 Fucking jeez 1180 01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:03,700 A plan which successfully gets McRonnell to flood with customers 1181 01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:12,700 While this is happening, Suzuno notices a strange purple aura hanging over the crowd in front of McRonnell adding to her suspicion of Sadal 1182 01:24:12,700 --> 01:24:15,700 She's like, what the fuck is that aura? 1183 01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:20,700 He's changing his complete negative to positive 1184 01:24:20,700 --> 01:24:25,700 Episode 10 is called The Devil and the Hero Take a Break from the Daily Routine 1185 01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:26,700 Jeez 1186 01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:27,700 They both work daily jobs 1187 01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:28,700 Everyone works day off 1188 01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:30,700 She works in a call center, he works 1189 01:24:30,700 --> 01:24:31,700 He's a McRonnell 1190 01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:33,700 Fucking McRonnell trying to 1191 01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:34,700 Chief customer support 1192 01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:37,700 He's trying to drum up business to sell burgers 1193 01:24:37,700 --> 01:24:49,700 Following the success of the previous day's business, Mayumi informs Sadal that she has selected him based on a request by the McRonnell branch at the Fushima Park to assist them with business during the fair 1194 01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:59,700 That night, Hanzo, Lucifer, informs Sadal that they might be able to harvest magic off of people's fear by investigating the advertised haunted house at the fair 1195 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:04,700 While Suzuno eavesdrops on their conversation, which she relates to Emi as a precaution 1196 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:13,700 Later, Chihou invites Emi to the fair, who also brings along Suzuno after being suspicious of Sadal and company's intentions 1197 01:25:13,700 --> 01:25:19,700 While Sadal continues being busy with his work at the park's McRonnell and impressing its manager there 1198 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:20,700 He's trying so hard 1199 01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:23,700 He's got outsource for other McRonnells? 1200 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:24,700 Jeez 1201 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:25,700 So fix their McRonnell 1202 01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:26,700 Yeah, drum up their business 1203 01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:31,700 It's so sad 1204 01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:35,700 Chihou tries and fails to get Sadal's attention 1205 01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:42,700 Afterwards, the girls decide to check out the rest of the festival, visiting the haunted house, which proves to be too much for them 1206 01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:48,700 Followed by the reptile exhibit where both Emi and Chihou reveal their fear of reptiles 1207 01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:53,700 Although Suzuno remarks on having eaten them before as a delicacy in the southern part of Intiisla 1208 01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:56,700 Before she is stopped by Emi 1209 01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:58,700 She's not reaching there just to eat one of them 1210 01:25:58,700 --> 01:25:59,700 Jeez 1211 01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:00,700 Raw? 1212 01:26:00,700 --> 01:26:01,700 Yes 1213 01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:02,700 How dare you 1214 01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:07,700 While exploring the exhibit, Emi bumps into a maintenance worker causing him to drop his keys 1215 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:12,700 These keys are subsequently picked up by an escaped circus monkey, humorously called Sadal 1216 01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:15,700 Much to Sadal's irritation 1217 01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:17,700 So the monkeys got the same name 1218 01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:19,700 Yeah, because they fuck up all the shit 1219 01:26:19,700 --> 01:26:26,700 Before being found, it uh, before being found it revealed that the monkey had unlocked the crocodile exhibit 1220 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:30,700 Little fucker just went over there and unlocked it 1221 01:26:30,700 --> 01:26:33,700 This allows the beast to escape and sneak into the water park 1222 01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:42,700 As the crowd erupts into panic, Emi, Chihou, and a stunned Suzuno watches as Satan absorbs the fear and chance of spell to call him the beast 1223 01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:48,700 Thus saving the fair and leaving Suzuno to echo Emi's previous thoughts of why he would save the humans 1224 01:26:48,700 --> 01:26:54,700 Afterwards, as the girls head home, Suzuno feels the presence of a white-winged being watching her 1225 01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:58,700 Which disappears as soon as she turns around to look 1226 01:26:58,700 --> 01:26:59,700 White as you now? 1227 01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:00,700 Mm-hmm 1228 01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:04,700 You have Lucifer, which is the black-winged, now you have a white-winged one 1229 01:27:04,700 --> 01:27:10,700 So we have episode 11, the hero stays true to her convictions, is the title of it 1230 01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:22,700 So Chihou continues to suffer from his illness, while Miki sends boxes of merchandise she imported from Hawaii for a sit-down company to sell at a bazaar in the shopping district 1231 01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:26,700 So their landlord found stuff and sent it back to them to sell 1232 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,700 And Chihou's sick 1233 01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:33,700 His second in command is sick at the moment, so 1234 01:27:33,700 --> 01:27:35,700 He's bedridden 1235 01:27:35,700 --> 01:27:37,700 He's malnourished 1236 01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:41,700 Oh, like he's got some kind of cold and he can't get over it now 1237 01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:45,700 Jesus Christ, and a dine of pneumonia 1238 01:27:45,700 --> 01:27:55,700 Meanwhile, Suzuno has a flashback which shows her job as an executioner of the church to kill members of the rebel, uh, rebelling Allied night order 1239 01:27:55,700 --> 01:27:59,700 Eventually, Chihou and Emi show up at Saddam's apartment building and along with Suzuno 1240 01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:07,700 Help him move all of the merchandise over to the shopping district before he leaves for the shift at McGraw- his shift at McGraw-hold 1241 01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:16,700 Here, Suzuno leaves the group and has a meeting with a hooded person involving her mission to kill Sadal, to which she shows hesitation 1242 01:28:16,700 --> 01:28:22,700 Another flashback shows her eavesdropping on the church's leaders while during a meeting on Enta Isla 1243 01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:30,700 Where they conspire to use inconspicuous means to kill their enemies, to which Frestia- or uh, Suzuno 1244 01:28:30,700 --> 01:28:33,700 And tries to justify her intentions of killing Sadal 1245 01:28:33,700 --> 01:28:39,700 Chihou, brought to tears, vehemently defends Sadal because of his kindness 1246 01:28:39,700 --> 01:28:46,700 Emi interjects and remains against killing Sadal instead, striving to fight for the world where everyone can live in peace 1247 01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:50,700 A statement which visibly enrages Suzuno, who abruptly walks off 1248 01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:57,700 While Emi and Chihou walk home and ponder what happened, they are attacked by a masked man with a scythe before them 1249 01:28:57,700 --> 01:29:04,700 Who reveals himself to be the fallen angel Sariel before managing to overwhelm Emilia in battle 1250 01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:09,700 Hmm. Wait, so they have a higher plane in the other world or this world? 1251 01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:12,700 In the other world. They're coming through this portal 1252 01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:15,700 And uh, they have a higher plane in that world? 1253 01:29:15,700 --> 01:29:20,700 So does that follow the biblical fallen angels and landing on the- 1254 01:29:20,700 --> 01:29:25,700 Not to that level, no. It's more of a, like a broad thing 1255 01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:29,700 Cause a lot of the angels are just as bad as the demons 1256 01:29:29,700 --> 01:29:35,700 It's kinda like, you know, supernatural, you know, where the angels are no better than the demons themselves 1257 01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:42,700 Uh, Chihou tries to call Sadal, but is knocked unconscious by Crestia 1258 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:48,700 At the same time, Sadal learns from Chihou's mother that Chihou didn't arrive home 1259 01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:53,700 And that Hanzo, and has Hanzo track Emi's location via GPS 1260 01:29:53,700 --> 01:29:57,700 But instead finds Suzuno moving rapidly towards the city hall 1261 01:29:57,700 --> 01:30:01,700 Also learning that Mitsuki, uh, identity is a forgery 1262 01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:08,700 Sadal hurriedly heads to the city hall to rescue Chihou while Oba regains consciousness at the hospital 1263 01:30:08,700 --> 01:30:13,700 So he's been fucked up and- Just beat to hell and left him in the hospital 1264 01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:17,700 Well after that one attack with those multiple layers of circles and he got punched 1265 01:30:17,700 --> 01:30:20,700 Yeah, he can't eat and wake up for a long ass time 1266 01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:21,700 Jesus 1267 01:30:21,700 --> 01:30:24,700 Episode 12 is called The Devil Carries Out His Duties 1268 01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:29,700 So Chihou steps out of the hospital room for a bit and notices an unconscious police officer 1269 01:30:29,700 --> 01:30:34,700 While investigating, he is violently punched into submission by a newly awakened Oba 1270 01:30:34,700 --> 01:30:39,700 Who learns of Sadal's residence from Chihou- Chihou's insurance card 1271 01:30:39,700 --> 01:30:40,700 Jesus 1272 01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:47,700 Atop city hall, Sariel sadistically begins torturing Emilia in order to obtain the better half 1273 01:30:47,700 --> 01:30:50,700 Which is the sword that she holds 1274 01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:53,700 Although it refuses to manifest in his presence 1275 01:30:53,700 --> 01:30:58,700 Meanwhile, Satan arrives and destroys Sariel's barrier using his remaining magic 1276 01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:02,700 At that point, Crestia attacks him with a magic mallet 1277 01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:07,700 And is surprised to learn that Satan and his fellow demons had known about her 1278 01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:11,700 Since she first moved into Villa Rosa, their apartment complex 1279 01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:14,700 Because they live in an apartment complex 1280 01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:16,700 Not having any magic 1281 01:31:16,700 --> 01:31:19,700 Satan takes a beating from Crestia 1282 01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:22,700 But gets up nonetheless to rescue Chihou from Sariel 1283 01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:26,700 Leaving Crestia to realize that unlike Satan, she had abandoned her friends 1284 01:31:26,700 --> 01:31:31,700 At the same time, Oba visits Lucifer and seeks to reestablish their contract 1285 01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:36,700 As Sariel begins to reveal a perverted nature 1286 01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:39,700 Emilia claims that Satan will show up and save Chihou 1287 01:31:39,700 --> 01:31:42,700 Because of his natural instinct to protect his coworkers 1288 01:31:42,700 --> 01:31:45,700 Which is mocked by Sariel 1289 01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:48,700 Much to Chihou and Emilia's relief, Satan does arrive 1290 01:31:48,700 --> 01:31:51,700 But is easily overwhelmed by Sariel due to his lack of magic 1291 01:31:51,700 --> 01:31:55,700 Elsewhere, Oba replenishes his magic with Emilia's drink 1292 01:31:55,700 --> 01:31:57,700 And casts a spell which enlarges the moon 1293 01:31:57,700 --> 01:31:59,700 Which increases Sariel's magic 1294 01:31:59,700 --> 01:32:02,700 Which subsequently throw in the city into mass panic 1295 01:32:02,700 --> 01:32:05,700 The panic grants Satan an enormous magical boost 1296 01:32:05,700 --> 01:32:08,700 But Sariel remains confident in his power 1297 01:32:08,700 --> 01:32:12,700 So they created the moon to increase Sariel's power 1298 01:32:12,700 --> 01:32:14,700 But that created fear in the city 1299 01:32:14,700 --> 01:32:16,700 So then Satan gets power from the fear 1300 01:32:16,700 --> 01:32:18,700 That moon's real big today 1301 01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:20,700 What the fuck? 1302 01:32:20,700 --> 01:32:22,700 Why does that increase Sariel's powers? 1303 01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:26,700 It's something like where he gets his abilities from the lunar light 1304 01:32:26,700 --> 01:32:27,700 Is he a werewolf? 1305 01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:28,700 No 1306 01:32:28,700 --> 01:32:32,700 It's one of his angel abilities I guess 1307 01:32:32,700 --> 01:32:36,700 Let's see here 1308 01:32:36,700 --> 01:32:38,700 The panic grants 1309 01:32:38,700 --> 01:32:39,700 Let's see 1310 01:32:39,700 --> 01:32:41,700 Grants Satan an enormous magical boost 1311 01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:43,700 But Sariel remains confident of his power 1312 01:32:43,700 --> 01:32:45,700 Even as Cressia decides to side with Satan 1313 01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:48,700 Elsewhere, Lucifer knocks Oba out 1314 01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:50,700 Cancelling the moon spell 1315 01:32:50,700 --> 01:32:55,700 After deceiving him into throwing the city into panic for Satan's advantage 1316 01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:59,700 So he let Oba cast a spell to enlarge the moon 1317 01:32:59,700 --> 01:33:01,700 And then knocked his ass out 1318 01:33:01,700 --> 01:33:04,700 It feels like if you had this little nerdy kid just punch you in the face 1319 01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:08,700 So he got hit by Satan and Lucifer now 1320 01:33:08,700 --> 01:33:11,700 Finally, Satan and Sariel engage in an epic aerial battle 1321 01:33:11,700 --> 01:33:16,700 Which destroys half of the city and ultimately ends with Sariel's defeat to Satan's demon sword 1322 01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:18,700 That's right, half the city, huh? 1323 01:33:18,700 --> 01:33:19,700 Yeah, it's half of the city 1324 01:33:19,700 --> 01:33:21,700 Hopefully McRonals is okay 1325 01:33:21,700 --> 01:33:25,700 And now last episode of the season for last episode of this season 1326 01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:27,700 Season two is out though 1327 01:33:27,700 --> 01:33:29,700 Episode 13 1328 01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:32,700 The devil and the hero do some honest hard work 1329 01:33:32,700 --> 01:33:35,700 They've been doing that forever at this point 1330 01:33:35,700 --> 01:33:36,700 Yes, they have 1331 01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:37,700 They're working hard as hell 1332 01:33:37,700 --> 01:33:45,700 So Chi-Ha has a strange dream where Satan leaves Earth and returns to Enta Isla 1333 01:33:45,700 --> 01:33:47,700 Leaving her behind much to her agony 1334 01:33:47,700 --> 01:33:52,700 While calling the dream to Sadal the next day 1335 01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:56,700 He confirms that he doesn't have enough magic to return since he used it to repair the entire city 1336 01:33:56,700 --> 01:33:59,700 From his and Sariel's battle the previous day 1337 01:33:59,700 --> 01:34:00,700 So the city's back to normal? 1338 01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:01,700 Yeah 1339 01:34:01,700 --> 01:34:04,700 They have a real status quo they set every episode 1340 01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:05,700 Yes 1341 01:34:05,700 --> 01:34:08,700 At the same time they discover Sariel in McRonals' freezer 1342 01:34:08,700 --> 01:34:12,700 Since Sadal's magical bamboo had redirected his portal 1343 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:14,700 Hmm 1344 01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:18,700 The bamboo trees that they set up in front of McRonals 1345 01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:21,700 Since they had a magical nature and he used his abilities to create them 1346 01:34:21,700 --> 01:34:28,700 It redirected the portal that Sariel tried to use to escape from the last episode to McRonals' freezer 1347 01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:29,700 Jesus 1348 01:34:29,700 --> 01:34:31,700 So he's in the freezer at this point 1349 01:34:31,700 --> 01:34:32,700 He's sitting in the freezer? 1350 01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:34,700 McRonals 1351 01:34:34,700 --> 01:34:41,700 Sariel immediately falls head over heels for Mayumi much to his disgust 1352 01:34:41,700 --> 01:34:43,700 Or sorry much to her disgust 1353 01:34:43,700 --> 01:34:45,700 I like her but I don't know why 1354 01:34:45,700 --> 01:34:46,700 Fuck 1355 01:34:46,700 --> 01:34:51,700 And she's like oh look at this creep 1356 01:34:51,700 --> 01:34:56,700 Meanwhile Emi also has a strange dream where Satan conquers Sasazuka 1357 01:34:56,700 --> 01:35:02,700 As she goes to visit Sadal and company Shiro asks Sadal for some time off which makes her suspicious 1358 01:35:02,700 --> 01:35:06,700 Causing her to enlist Emeraldah to see where they might be up to 1359 01:35:06,700 --> 01:35:13,700 Later Emi notices numerous boxes being delivered to Sadal's apartment and grows even more suspicious 1360 01:35:13,700 --> 01:35:21,700 At work Sadal suddenly asks Mayumi for a shift change which causes Chihou to fear that he might be returning to Entei Isla 1361 01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:25,700 But Sadal apologetically keeps their motives hidden from her 1362 01:35:25,700 --> 01:35:29,700 Chihou and Emi decide to follow Sadal the next day to find out what they have been up to 1363 01:35:29,700 --> 01:35:39,700 And discover that he and along with Shiro have taken extra jobs to pay for Hanzo's GPS trackers which save them from Sariel 1364 01:35:39,700 --> 01:35:46,700 They're working extra jobs to get more GPS trackers so they keep their friends safe 1365 01:35:46,700 --> 01:35:55,700 As Emi questions Sadal on the boxes they return to the Villa Rosa to discover that Hanzo had been caught in a purchasing scam whereby he was tricked into buying useless items 1366 01:35:55,700 --> 01:35:56,700 Jesus 1367 01:35:56,700 --> 01:36:00,700 So Lucifer being on the computer all the time bought all this shit because of a scam? 1368 01:36:00,700 --> 01:36:02,700 So now they're all fucked 1369 01:36:02,700 --> 01:36:13,700 Sadal and Emi head over to the retailer to claim a refund and discover that Shiro has been working there along with a threatening manager who refuses to refund due to a contract Hanzo signed 1370 01:36:13,700 --> 01:36:14,700 Emi is able to resolve the situation 1371 01:36:14,700 --> 01:36:16,700 Is he 13? 1372 01:36:16,700 --> 01:36:18,700 Yeah he's like in this world he's young 1373 01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:21,700 So that's a voided contract I would say 1374 01:36:21,700 --> 01:36:22,700 Yep 1375 01:36:22,700 --> 01:36:25,700 Emi is able to resolve the situation via a cooling off period 1376 01:36:25,700 --> 01:36:27,700 In the contract 1377 01:36:27,700 --> 01:36:33,700 Which means that since he's under the age of 17 or 18 in Japan it doesn't go through 1378 01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:38,700 I figured as much because I'm having to be ridiculous you can't hold a child to a contract that they don't fully understand 1379 01:36:38,700 --> 01:36:39,700 Exactly 1380 01:36:39,700 --> 01:36:45,700 So eventually Shiro and Sadal celebrate their success by going out to a restaurant while everyone goes back to living 1381 01:36:45,700 --> 01:36:46,700 I can afford to go out to a restaurant 1382 01:36:46,700 --> 01:36:47,700 That must be nice 1383 01:36:47,700 --> 01:36:49,700 I think Emi paid for it 1384 01:36:49,700 --> 01:36:51,700 Does she make more than 1385 01:36:51,700 --> 01:36:53,700 She makes a lot more than me 1386 01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:54,700 Yeah 1387 01:36:54,700 --> 01:36:59,700 She works as a tech support 1388 01:36:59,700 --> 01:37:02,700 She's over here making bang and he's over here working at McJonk 1389 01:37:02,700 --> 01:37:04,700 She's out of her own nice apartment 1390 01:37:04,700 --> 01:37:06,700 She can buy new clothes 1391 01:37:06,700 --> 01:37:07,700 I can't even do that 1392 01:37:07,700 --> 01:37:08,700 Got a car 1393 01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:10,700 How many complete do you have the same car 1394 01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:17,700 I want to see a scene where he's just sifted through the thrift store 1395 01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:19,700 Alceo does that 1396 01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:20,700 Does he? 1397 01:37:20,700 --> 01:37:24,700 She goes through those cheap shops even you have to buy food on certain days 1398 01:37:24,700 --> 01:37:25,700 Jesus 1399 01:37:25,700 --> 01:37:31,700 So they celebrate at the restaurant while everyone goes back to living normally in the human world 1400 01:37:31,700 --> 01:37:34,700 You know what I think I think the writer went through that his life 1401 01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:35,700 Probably 1402 01:37:35,700 --> 01:37:38,700 And he just like decided to pour it into a story 1403 01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:39,700 It's a good story though 1404 01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:43,700 Yeah you can tell when they're good story when it sounds so believable 1405 01:37:43,700 --> 01:37:44,700 Yeah 1406 01:37:44,700 --> 01:37:47,700 The more than likely the writer has had the situation himself 1407 01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:49,700 Minus the supernatural stuff 1408 01:37:49,700 --> 01:37:50,700 Yeah 1409 01:37:50,700 --> 01:37:52,700 But that's always good stories 1410 01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:57,700 In the epilogue Sadal is forced to walk home through the rain after work 1411 01:37:57,700 --> 01:38:03,700 While waiting at the crosswalk Emmy approaches and gives him a new umbrella as a replacement for the one that he had lent her in episode one 1412 01:38:03,700 --> 01:38:05,700 Under my umbrella 1413 01:38:05,700 --> 01:38:08,700 Sadal thanks her and she welcomes him with a smile 1414 01:38:08,700 --> 01:38:11,700 That's how season one ends 1415 01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:12,700 That's cute 1416 01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:16,700 But just watching him struggle so hard 1417 01:38:16,700 --> 01:38:21,700 You don't make ends meet it's so fucking difficult 1418 01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:25,700 Right up that's season one of the devil is a part timer 1419 01:38:25,700 --> 01:38:27,700 Season two I think fell off a little bit 1420 01:38:27,700 --> 01:38:31,700 That's a lie though he's not a part timer he's a full time assistant manager 1421 01:38:31,700 --> 01:38:35,700 Started off with a part time 1422 01:38:35,700 --> 01:38:39,700 All right 1423 01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:41,700 All right and moving on into ready 1424 01:38:41,700 --> 01:38:43,700 Insanity 1425 01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:44,700 We'll see what we got today 1426 01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:48,700 I'm making or I'm getting crazy 1427 01:38:48,700 --> 01:38:50,700 Let's see a little green 1428 01:38:50,700 --> 01:38:51,700 Yeah 1429 01:38:51,700 --> 01:38:53,700 All righty these are all retail hell 1430 01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:54,700 Oh no 1431 01:38:54,700 --> 01:38:56,700 Since we just got out of the Christmas season 1432 01:38:56,700 --> 01:38:57,700 Oh my 1433 01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:58,700 Here's some story 1434 01:38:58,700 --> 01:39:00,700 Christmas oh my god 1435 01:39:00,700 --> 01:39:03,700 Someone blew the shit out of the bathroom 1436 01:39:03,700 --> 01:39:08,700 All righty first one is by significant brush to six 1437 01:39:08,700 --> 01:39:09,700 Significant brush 1438 01:39:09,700 --> 01:39:10,700 Yes 1439 01:39:10,700 --> 01:39:11,700 A bush 1440 01:39:11,700 --> 01:39:12,700 Brush 1441 01:39:12,700 --> 01:39:14,700 For the significant bush 1442 01:39:14,700 --> 01:39:16,700 I want to see a significant bush 1443 01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:17,700 I know you do 1444 01:39:17,700 --> 01:39:18,700 I don't mind 1445 01:39:18,700 --> 01:39:20,700 This person puts 1446 01:39:20,700 --> 01:39:22,700 Yesterday I had a lady come up to me and say 1447 01:39:22,700 --> 01:39:25,700 Excuse me sir do you know where I can find this item 1448 01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:27,700 I need this specific one 1449 01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:30,700 I looked on aisle 14 but I didn't see it 1450 01:39:30,700 --> 01:39:32,700 And showed me a picture 1451 01:39:32,700 --> 01:39:34,700 I said oh it'd be on aisle 11 1452 01:39:34,700 --> 01:39:37,700 With the baking items about halfway down on the left 1453 01:39:37,700 --> 01:39:39,700 She responded yelling 1454 01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:41,700 Howdy 1455 01:39:41,700 --> 01:39:43,700 What 1456 01:39:43,700 --> 01:39:45,700 Fuck it started screaming 1457 01:39:45,700 --> 01:39:47,700 Grrrr 1458 01:39:47,700 --> 01:39:48,700 Grrrr 1459 01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:51,700 How dare you assume I speak English 1460 01:39:51,700 --> 01:39:53,700 Don't you dare respond to me 1461 01:39:53,700 --> 01:39:56,700 And show me where it is now 1462 01:39:56,700 --> 01:39:57,700 What 1463 01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:58,700 Yeah 1464 01:39:58,700 --> 01:39:59,700 Bitch you spoke to me in English 1465 01:39:59,700 --> 01:40:01,700 How's would I understand you 1466 01:40:01,700 --> 01:40:04,700 This lady didn't have any accent or anything 1467 01:40:04,700 --> 01:40:05,700 It was so strange 1468 01:40:05,700 --> 01:40:07,700 A manager overheard this and came over 1469 01:40:07,700 --> 01:40:09,700 And they had a full conversation 1470 01:40:09,700 --> 01:40:13,700 That ended up in her being told to buy her groceries and leave 1471 01:40:13,700 --> 01:40:17,700 But it was the strangest thing that happens to me in the store 1472 01:40:17,700 --> 01:40:21,700 I've gotten to the point that I'm pretty desensitized to the random bullshit that happens 1473 01:40:21,700 --> 01:40:24,700 But I couldn't help but laugh out loud 1474 01:40:24,700 --> 01:40:27,700 Today when I got to work the manager said 1475 01:40:27,700 --> 01:40:29,700 Hey good morning how are you? I said 1476 01:40:29,700 --> 01:40:30,700 Good how's it going? He goes 1477 01:40:30,700 --> 01:40:33,700 How dare you speak to me in English 1478 01:40:33,700 --> 01:40:34,700 I love this show 1479 01:40:34,700 --> 01:40:35,700 Weird 1480 01:40:35,700 --> 01:40:37,700 That's a weird response you have 1481 01:40:37,700 --> 01:40:39,700 How dare you 1482 01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:41,700 How dare you assume I speak English 1483 01:40:41,700 --> 01:40:43,700 Knowing that I spoke English to you first 1484 01:40:43,700 --> 01:40:47,700 How dare you assume that he knows any other language 1485 01:40:47,700 --> 01:40:50,700 Alrighty next one is 1486 01:40:50,700 --> 01:40:52,700 By joxard 1487 01:40:52,700 --> 01:40:55,700 Or joxert 1488 01:40:55,700 --> 01:40:57,700 Joxert 1489 01:40:57,700 --> 01:40:58,700 Joxert 1490 01:40:58,700 --> 01:40:59,700 Joxert 1491 01:40:59,700 --> 01:41:00,700 It's joker 1492 01:41:00,700 --> 01:41:02,700 Joinger 1493 01:41:02,700 --> 01:41:05,700 They could be trying something weird to the letters trying to make it sound 1494 01:41:05,700 --> 01:41:08,700 To them it's funny to us it's like whatever 1495 01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:09,700 This person puts 1496 01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:13,700 A lady bought a pen at Hobby Lobby and tried to return it to my craft store 1497 01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:16,700 She had three receipts and three separate items 1498 01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:17,700 Two of which were ours 1499 01:41:17,700 --> 01:41:19,700 The pen on the third receipt was not 1500 01:41:19,700 --> 01:41:22,700 For the one physically in my hand 1501 01:41:22,700 --> 01:41:27,700 She was the same it was the same brand but the one on the receipt was a fine point 1502 01:41:27,700 --> 01:41:33,700 Apparently the one in his hand was a regular pen 1503 01:41:33,700 --> 01:41:35,700 Instead of a fine point pen 1504 01:41:35,700 --> 01:41:39,700 The one in my hand was extra fine 1505 01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:41,700 Apparently there's a difference 1506 01:41:41,700 --> 01:41:45,700 Lady argued with me and then yelled at her husband 1507 01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:47,700 When she said 1508 01:41:47,700 --> 01:41:50,700 Isn't that the pen you got from Hobby Lobby 1509 01:41:50,700 --> 01:41:54,700 I said we do not accept returns from Hobby Lobby 1510 01:41:54,700 --> 01:41:56,700 We're not the same stalker 1511 01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:57,700 Yeah 1512 01:41:57,700 --> 01:41:58,700 Mystery solved ma'am 1513 01:41:58,700 --> 01:41:59,700 This 1514 01:41:59,700 --> 01:42:00,700 Your husband's a moron 1515 01:42:00,700 --> 01:42:01,700 This is Joanne 1516 01:42:01,700 --> 01:42:03,700 She started cussing at me 1517 01:42:03,700 --> 01:42:05,700 So I called my I called the manager 1518 01:42:05,700 --> 01:42:09,700 And she didn't want to come up and tried to handle it from where she was 1519 01:42:09,700 --> 01:42:13,700 But that wasn't happening and she came up and said I was 1520 01:42:13,700 --> 01:42:16,700 And said what I had already told her 1521 01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:19,700 Lady started pounding on the counter and screaming 1522 01:42:19,700 --> 01:42:24,700 Manager gave in eventually and just put the number on the pen she actually bought from us 1523 01:42:24,700 --> 01:42:28,700 Don't give in to these this is this is why they always are like this 1524 01:42:28,700 --> 01:42:29,700 Yes 1525 01:42:29,700 --> 01:42:31,700 Don't give in to their bullshit 1526 01:42:31,700 --> 01:42:34,700 Then when they left the manager said told me 1527 01:42:34,700 --> 01:42:37,700 I'm very busy I can't keep I can't keep coming up here 1528 01:42:37,700 --> 01:42:43,700 It's even worse when your your own ally in battle is a does have your back 1529 01:42:43,700 --> 01:42:47,700 And I said it's not my fault people are screaming at me for stupid stuff 1530 01:42:47,700 --> 01:42:50,700 And it's also not my fault to buy one get one sales aren't working 1531 01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:53,700 And you require us to call you up so you can take care of it 1532 01:42:53,700 --> 01:42:56,700 She took me off register for my last half hour 1533 01:42:56,700 --> 01:43:00,700 Because she was sick of me of me calling her the funny shit 1534 01:43:00,700 --> 01:43:04,700 My co worker who replaced me had a couple had to call her a couple more times for the same shit 1535 01:43:04,700 --> 01:43:08,700 That I was dealing with and I just felt justified because it wasn't just me 1536 01:43:08,700 --> 01:43:11,700 I hate co workers who like difficult to work with 1537 01:43:11,700 --> 01:43:14,700 Yeah like we're already having to deal with everyone else 1538 01:43:14,700 --> 01:43:18,700 And I have to deal with each other like you're not even on a united front at this point 1539 01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:21,700 We had to be united against all these enemies basically at this point 1540 01:43:21,700 --> 01:43:25,700 Like that episode of South Park where those people at the mall were ready for the Black Friday sale 1541 01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:29,700 They were ready to get in and then I was going to get in and wear my fat vagina 1542 01:43:32,700 --> 01:43:35,700 Alrighty next one is by stars have aligned 1543 01:43:35,700 --> 01:43:38,700 Oh my god Cthulhu's resin 1544 01:43:38,700 --> 01:43:45,700 I was working and I was working an evening and ringing up a middle-aged lady 1545 01:43:45,700 --> 01:43:49,700 She's starting to talk to me which I honestly don't mind as it was 1546 01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:52,700 As it was during a quiet time and I was kind of bored 1547 01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:59,700 She began to ask how long I've been working here and I said and if I was full time. Yeah 1548 01:43:59,700 --> 01:44:03,700 And when I responded since I was 16 she kind of smart 1549 01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:07,700 Then she asked me how old I was and I began to tell her son 1550 01:44:07,700 --> 01:44:11,700 This is where you'll be if you don't listen in school to which I replied 17 1551 01:44:11,700 --> 01:44:17,700 And mentioned that I'm currently applying at university and have recently been accepted to a pretty elite one 1552 01:44:17,700 --> 01:44:19,700 The colors rained from her face 1553 01:44:19,700 --> 01:44:25,700 She told me she is sure I assumed I was in my 40s. Fuck. Yeah, bro. What the fuck do you look like? 1554 01:44:29,700 --> 01:44:34,700 What life have you lived that you look like a 40 year old in the 17 1555 01:44:34,700 --> 01:44:41,700 LMFAO I have a baby face. So I'm not sure where I'm not sure how that worked. I mean, of course 1556 01:44:41,700 --> 01:44:46,700 She's gonna say she has a baby face. No, she looks like a smoker. That's been smoking for 45 years 1557 01:44:46,700 --> 01:44:49,700 She didn't say anything the rest of me ringing her up 1558 01:44:49,700 --> 01:44:55,700 I hate how customers assume that because you're working retail your life is meaningless and you automatically you're automatically less educated 1559 01:44:55,700 --> 01:45:00,700 And even if I was older and working in retail that literally doesn't matter. It's a job 1560 01:45:00,700 --> 01:45:03,700 Yeah, one of the worst jobs on the planet. Yes 1561 01:45:05,700 --> 01:45:10,700 People are so draining. All righty. Next one is by anti pancakes 1562 01:45:10,700 --> 01:45:15,700 My pancake anti pancakes. They don't like pancakes. I don't like my pancake 1563 01:45:17,700 --> 01:45:19,700 The autistic one he's the greatest 1564 01:45:20,700 --> 01:45:26,700 This person puts so I was just reflecting on some of the most bizarre encounters I had while working in retail 1565 01:45:26,700 --> 01:45:33,700 I used to work at a high-end department store, which is which is exclusively located in the Midwest area. Oh so fancy 1566 01:45:34,700 --> 01:45:36,700 So my question is what? 1567 01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:40,700 What high-end retail store? Yeah, that's located only in the Midwest 1568 01:45:41,700 --> 01:45:43,700 I 1569 01:45:43,700 --> 01:45:47,700 Don't know cold Bucky's that's not what I 1570 01:45:48,700 --> 01:45:56,700 Don't know. That's not a high-end for another another thing like any store no matter how high-end will always get every type of customer 1571 01:45:56,700 --> 01:46:01,700 Yes, it's the life that we live even if you go into like a 1572 01:46:02,700 --> 01:46:05,580 Louis Vuitton stores. Yeah, you see that hood rat over there, too 1573 01:46:05,580 --> 01:46:08,180 And they will take a shot before yes 1574 01:46:08,180 --> 01:46:14,420 Yes, they will the company takes pride in the customer service and we are required to have top notch service including greeting the customer 1575 01:46:14,580 --> 01:46:19,460 Within 30 seconds and helping them find anything that they need the 30 second. Yeah 1576 01:46:20,980 --> 01:46:26,940 Well, I worked the makeup counter which is also attached to the fragrance fragrance section 1577 01:46:26,940 --> 01:46:31,500 So I juggle between both of those departments. Anyways during my shift 1578 01:46:31,500 --> 01:46:37,580 I see a lady she is about middle-aged and I promptly go up to greet her and ask if she needed any help finding something 1579 01:46:37,580 --> 01:46:39,580 Everyone's middle-aged lately 1580 01:46:39,700 --> 01:46:45,260 She responded that she did and that she needed to help finding a gift set for her friend because she 1581 01:46:45,540 --> 01:46:50,260 The one she gave her was too sweet smelling and was looking to return it 1582 01:46:50,260 --> 01:46:55,540 It was the the birthday cake bath set by philosophy. Oh, that wasn't a powerful 1583 01:46:55,540 --> 01:46:57,540 Like 1584 01:47:00,820 --> 01:47:04,140 Yeah, that sound is her saying that sound is strong I 1585 01:47:04,940 --> 01:47:09,220 Said not a problem and we spent 30 minutes going through and sampling other products for her to try 1586 01:47:09,220 --> 01:47:11,820 That would be better fit for her friend. You know if I work in one of these places 1587 01:47:11,820 --> 01:47:16,460 I'd be such a douchebag, you know, like when they sprayed the the air around you. Yeah, I just 1588 01:47:16,980 --> 01:47:18,980 It's Frank 1589 01:47:19,460 --> 01:47:21,460 How's this much? 1590 01:47:21,460 --> 01:47:25,380 No, I'm not a treasure. Oh 1591 01:47:25,860 --> 01:47:27,860 You don't like that one either. I'm here. How about it? 1592 01:47:28,500 --> 01:47:31,260 Be such a movie scene of it is getting sprayed in the mouth 1593 01:47:35,700 --> 01:47:39,860 Well, I finally found something for her and she liked it and we go around to the cash register 1594 01:47:39,860 --> 01:47:43,300 Do you like that? It's not in what you like lady. It's your friend has to like it. I 1595 01:47:43,940 --> 01:47:46,580 Wouldn't buy a gift that I like for someone else. You know, I mean, yeah 1596 01:47:46,580 --> 01:47:48,580 No 1597 01:47:50,020 --> 01:47:55,780 We go to the cash register to start making the return she hands me with a receipt from her shopping bag and I proceeded 1598 01:47:55,780 --> 01:47:59,500 I start to proceed I then asked for the best said that she wants to return 1599 01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:05,340 Well, she responds saying that she doesn't have it that her friend does I tell her I need the product to for the exchange 1600 01:48:05,340 --> 01:48:07,780 And that's when she started to get a bit irritated 1601 01:48:08,900 --> 01:48:14,420 She said her friend lives four hours away and that she mailed it to her so she can't get it 1602 01:48:14,420 --> 01:48:17,380 But her friend didn't like it and wanted to send her something else. I 1603 01:48:18,060 --> 01:48:23,500 Apologize. I'm a friend would be like I didn't like your gift. I'd be like, thank you. I'll use this someday. I 1604 01:48:24,980 --> 01:48:27,340 Inferred inform her without the product 1605 01:48:27,340 --> 01:48:31,840 I can't exchange it but she was welcome to buy it and I apologize for the inconvenience 1606 01:48:31,900 --> 01:48:36,900 this back-and-forth went on for a little while as I was basically repeating myself multiple times and 1607 01:48:37,100 --> 01:48:43,940 She eventually gets really angry angry and raised her voice saying do you expect me to drive four hours just to get the product? 1608 01:48:43,940 --> 01:48:47,780 I am so embarrassed and that my friend hated her gift 1609 01:48:47,820 --> 01:48:53,060 She told me it smelled like something for a teenager and not for a 60 year old woman 1610 01:48:53,620 --> 01:49:00,500 Old hot. I swear I got it for her. So I don't see why this is a problem. What's your where's your manager? 1611 01:49:00,500 --> 01:49:05,420 Ah the manager my manager was near earshot and stepped into the situation 1612 01:49:06,100 --> 01:49:09,500 Stepped in to handle the situation. Sorry, man. How would you try this perfume? He's brazen the 1613 01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:14,140 Good thing since she started making a scene and basically told her the same thing 1614 01:49:14,300 --> 01:49:17,660 She eventually stormed off saying she's never shopping here again 1615 01:49:21,620 --> 01:49:23,620 So dumbfounded that she 1616 01:49:24,140 --> 01:49:30,580 That she expected to return an item. She didn't even have I wasn't even a rails at a loss for words because of the situation 1617 01:49:30,580 --> 01:49:36,020 We too, but okay, so you want to exchange this but you don't even have the product you bought previously 1618 01:49:36,020 --> 01:49:40,740 Well, let me put back gas in my car. My car's at home. Yeah, so how do I put my gate? 1619 01:49:40,740 --> 01:49:44,500 Like I'm like going if I went to the gas it should have paid for $20 gas, right? Yeah, right 1620 01:49:44,500 --> 01:49:46,860 But my car's at home. I mean I'm like 1621 01:49:47,540 --> 01:49:49,540 fucking stupid 1622 01:49:51,780 --> 01:49:58,740 Alrighty next one is by turbulent to visit eight seven four one turbulent visit man. I must have been going to the ringer 1623 01:49:59,340 --> 01:50:01,340 This person puts this happened yesterday 1624 01:50:01,340 --> 01:50:06,740 A lady came into my store a couple of minutes before closing. Of course, she took her sweet time shopping 1625 01:50:08,220 --> 01:50:11,340 Five minutes around after we closed we started over again 1626 01:50:11,980 --> 01:50:18,220 This happened yesterday a lady came into my store a couple of minutes before closing time. Okay. Okay, that's why of course 1627 01:50:18,220 --> 01:50:20,980 She took her sweet time shopping. I pulled out a whole cart 1628 01:50:22,780 --> 01:50:29,580 Five minutes after we closed she came to the register with a rather full cart and wanted to use her coupons to get a discount 1629 01:50:29,580 --> 01:50:33,060 She couldn't because I can't discount items already on sale 1630 01:50:33,580 --> 01:50:37,940 So after I found an item I was allowed to discount she remembered that she forgot something 1631 01:50:38,500 --> 01:50:41,860 She goes to find the item and before she comes back. I see her browsing some more 1632 01:50:42,660 --> 01:50:49,300 Okay, finally, she's back and I finished the transaction, but then she pulls out her phone and asks me if we have this item in stock 1633 01:50:50,500 --> 01:50:54,580 Please note that it is already ten minutes after closing and 1634 01:50:54,580 --> 01:50:58,980 We we only have 30 minutes after we close to leave the store 1635 01:50:59,140 --> 01:51:02,220 Or we're scolded the next day for staying unnecessarily late 1636 01:51:03,100 --> 01:51:05,100 It's not our fault 1637 01:51:05,100 --> 01:51:10,340 Luckily she left and even apologized for coming in last minute. I just say goodbye and close the store 1638 01:51:10,340 --> 01:51:12,340 I don't want your apology. Don't come in here 1639 01:51:12,340 --> 01:51:17,140 But seriously if you're sorry for coming last minute at least be quick and don't waste my time 1640 01:51:17,540 --> 01:51:19,540 Just because you came into the store before 1641 01:51:19,780 --> 01:51:23,700 Closing time doesn't mean you have the right to stay after closing until you're done 1642 01:51:23,700 --> 01:51:25,700 You can stay after closing as long as you please 1643 01:51:26,700 --> 01:51:27,860 Just 1644 01:51:27,860 --> 01:51:34,100 ungrateful people like for me if I get there like 15 minutes before a store closes like I'm running through that fucking store like 1645 01:51:34,420 --> 01:51:36,380 It's like fuck fuck fuck 1646 01:51:36,380 --> 01:51:40,340 And it's mostly because I didn't realize they closed early like on a Sunday or something like yeah 1647 01:51:40,340 --> 01:51:43,620 It's like fuck like Walmart's now they all close at 11 1648 01:51:44,300 --> 01:51:46,300 Yeah, man. What the hell? 1649 01:51:46,300 --> 01:51:53,660 He's been 24 hours 24 hours a day and not no more now. I'm timed out. No, thanks. Kobe. I 1650 01:51:54,300 --> 01:52:01,100 Ready? The next one is by fire at midnight fire at midnight, huh? Yeah, this person puts it's two minutes to close 1651 01:52:01,100 --> 01:52:07,820 I'm standing at the door and ready to keep the inner set open and shut the outer set this woman and her daughter walk in and 1652 01:52:07,820 --> 01:52:15,100 I and I say just so you know, we are closing in two minutes. She flat-out ignores me pretending. I'm a coat rack. I 1653 01:52:15,100 --> 01:52:21,780 Turn to my co-worker and say well fuck me then so I get on the PA and make the two-minute announcement 1654 01:52:22,540 --> 01:52:24,540 You hear me? 1655 01:52:25,460 --> 01:52:27,460 That closing I walk out 1656 01:52:27,700 --> 01:52:34,220 Sorry, I'll walk over to this woman and her kid who are cooing over how cute animals are and proceed to tell her 1657 01:52:34,220 --> 01:52:36,220 We are still closing 1658 01:52:36,960 --> 01:52:41,900 She does the whole oh, I didn't know and walks towards the door then stops 1659 01:52:41,900 --> 01:52:47,620 I was doing something and I noticed her and I was doing something and noticed her 1660 01:52:47,620 --> 01:52:52,420 So I came over and asked her if she was okay. She says she needed animal food 1661 01:52:52,420 --> 01:52:55,900 I told her we were closing down now and she was too late 1662 01:52:56,860 --> 01:52:58,420 She was the 1663 01:52:58,420 --> 01:52:59,900 This was what? 1664 01:52:59,900 --> 01:53:01,620 How the weights written? Sorry 1665 01:53:01,620 --> 01:53:07,380 This was when she told me that they were completely out and her animal was going to starve 1666 01:53:07,380 --> 01:53:13,580 To get a star woman just get some get her some McDonald's. He's a McDonald's. Here's a McDonald's 1667 01:53:13,580 --> 01:53:16,020 I told her I had warned her we were 1668 01:53:16,460 --> 01:53:21,140 When she was walking in that we were closing in too, and she said that she didn't hear me 1669 01:53:21,140 --> 01:53:25,040 I straight-up told her she ignored me said sorry 1670 01:53:25,040 --> 01:53:27,980 We are closed down and walked her out lady 1671 01:53:27,980 --> 01:53:28,860 If it was an emergency 1672 01:53:28,860 --> 01:53:35,220 You would have looked up whenever it looked up when we closed flown in grabbed the food and then cooed over how cute animals 1673 01:53:35,220 --> 01:53:37,700 Were not bullshitted for your two minutes after that 1674 01:53:38,740 --> 01:53:41,980 It's life. Yeah. Yeah people are insane 1675 01:53:45,340 --> 01:53:49,100 Last one by Xander the okay 1676 01:53:50,100 --> 01:53:52,700 He's okay, right? Yes, make sure he's okay 1677 01:53:54,260 --> 01:54:01,280 I'm a manager at a small chain cookie shop in central London. Oh pain cookie shop. So lots and lots of tourists 1678 01:54:01,280 --> 01:54:03,280 you're gonna chuck the bars I 1679 01:54:03,280 --> 01:54:08,440 Had a small child come in maybe three or four and shut my door 1680 01:54:08,440 --> 01:54:11,160 Then when their dad came in and removed them 1681 01:54:11,160 --> 01:54:17,040 They shouted no and then decided to throw themselves on the floor outside and start kicking and screaming and crying 1682 01:54:17,760 --> 01:54:23,240 For ten minutes. Oh, it's a long time. Then they removed their shoes and started kicking their feet 1683 01:54:24,240 --> 01:54:26,240 And this is like a shoe's off 1684 01:54:26,240 --> 01:54:34,120 And this is like a shoe's off their dad then bought them a cookie because obviously a tantrum of that size needs one 1685 01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:38,920 They're still there, but I have decided to leave the shop and take my 20 minutes 1686 01:54:38,920 --> 01:54:43,880 But it's quieter now and I have a headache from a cold and I'm not in the mood to deal with this. I hate people 1687 01:54:46,480 --> 01:54:47,840 See 1688 01:54:47,840 --> 01:54:54,160 Extra. Oh, yeah, the shop is also located in a group of tunnels. So it's so every noise is amplified. Damn 1689 01:54:54,160 --> 01:54:59,880 Ten minutes of ranting and raving huh? Yes a little three or four year old throwing a tantrum 1690 01:54:59,880 --> 01:55:07,040 Please I've heard all that at my store. Yeah, they will fucking wail like a banshee 1691 01:55:08,560 --> 01:55:12,440 You just the walls vibrating from the screams. He's just like, oh god 1692 01:55:12,960 --> 01:55:15,680 If you had a I had one screaming so much 1693 01:55:16,320 --> 01:55:21,240 That the mom was so embarrassed. They left midline without buying anything 1694 01:55:21,240 --> 01:55:23,480 Because he was fucking hollering 1695 01:55:24,840 --> 01:55:28,360 They were branding him or something god that bad he's like 1696 01:55:32,680 --> 01:55:35,400 Good lord was waiting at the top of his lungs 1697 01:55:36,200 --> 01:55:42,680 Yeah, that's that's ridiculous. That's kids for you too much. So so again if you have a kid that you know 1698 01:55:42,680 --> 01:55:48,280 They're gonna yell don't take him into a tunnel and buy cookie grab that bill exactly. Just I'll give you something to yell back 1699 01:55:48,280 --> 01:55:50,280 You can't do that to kids. Yes, I can 1700 01:55:51,400 --> 01:55:53,400 Now I've never had my kid 1701 01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:55,800 But then again, I'd be never say never 1702 01:55:57,000 --> 01:56:03,240 Yeah, just just walk him on the outside of a pond or something. Aren't you the one that smacked your cousin? I slapped him in the face 1703 01:56:05,240 --> 01:56:07,240 Hey, he's not my kid. How is he? 1704 01:56:08,120 --> 01:56:10,120 So fuck that motherfucker 1705 01:56:10,920 --> 01:56:12,920 You can slap the shit out of it 1706 01:56:12,920 --> 01:56:16,920 You can slap the shit out of it 1707 01:56:18,840 --> 01:56:22,600 You will be talking shit again, he tried to hit my dog fucking slapped him in the face 1708 01:56:23,960 --> 01:56:25,960 So that's funny. That's good parent 1709 01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:29,880 Again my dog was a parrot 1710 01:56:30,920 --> 01:56:36,280 No, that was your kid. I guess technically. Yeah, that's your kid. You smacked the person that was attacking your kid 1711 01:56:36,520 --> 01:56:41,320 Wasn't even that hard. I fucking barely tapped him, but he still will. He's fucking overreacting like a bitch. You see 1712 01:56:41,320 --> 01:56:45,800 I already knew it. So I got a stuffman on the top of the the top fucking uh 1713 01:56:47,800 --> 01:56:50,760 He's very he was small so I got to stuffed him in the top of the toilet uh, his tank 1714 01:56:51,320 --> 01:56:53,320 And he just left him there 1715 01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:59,720 If I folded him in the right way, I find him like three weeks later because the toilet got clogged up 1716 01:57:01,640 --> 01:57:04,600 All right, anything else that before we head out tonight, um 1717 01:57:07,720 --> 01:57:09,720 How dare you assume I speak English 1718 01:57:09,720 --> 01:57:11,720 Exactly said in perfect English 1719 01:57:11,720 --> 01:57:17,240 Exactly. It's the funniest line i've heard in a long time. I'm gonna use that. How dare you assume I speak 1720 01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:20,760 It's like bitch what am I supposed to assume 1721 01:57:22,760 --> 01:57:24,760 What am I supposed 1722 01:57:24,760 --> 01:57:40,760 But people are stupid just very very stupid. But with that we will see you guys on the next one