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Hello and welcome back to the podcast. I'm Michael. I'm Noe. And we are the Knights of

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Entertainment podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies, games, comic books, anime,

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and more weekly. We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. Tonight we are

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going to have a lot of fun. So. Yep. But we are. This is our pilot for Cozy Knights. Let's

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see if you guys like it. A little bit of interesting stuff that I enjoy. Minus the NSFW. Alright,

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so let's start off with the first segment of the night. It is called Weird News. Basically

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the artist, I don't really like, like normal news is normal news, right? Everyone watches

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the news. You gotta keep updated and understand what's going on in the world. But sometimes

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you want to hear something weird and odd and fun and maybe not so like depressing like

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the stuff that happens on news lately. So I went through and found a few stuff that's

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just a little bit light hearted. One of them is a little bit creepy. So buckle up. So this

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one happened on Thursday. I guess this is from Sky News. So it's a bridge because they

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do the dates differently. So it's Thursday 7 December 2023. Venice tourists flipped gondola

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after refusing to take a selfie or to stop taking selfies. So basically this gondolier

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was taking these tourists on the Rio de la Verona, Rio de la Verona, sorry, near the

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near the Venice Opera House. And he's like going under a bridge and he's telling them

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hey, you need to take your phones, stop taking selfies and distribute yourselves so that

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we can make this turn or whatever was going on. They didn't listen. So when he hits the

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bridge, sorry, I'm trying to cut, he hits the bridge, they capsize over into cold water

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instantly. So and the gondolier is a hero, by the way. He helped one get out of the water

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and dove back in for the other tourist. So he's like he's a god damn hero and no one

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was hurt, thankfully. So there you go. Just a fun little light story. This one also happened

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on Thursday 7 December 2023. This is Hispanic, a Mexican. You're going to find out how to

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un-Mexican I am when I try to pronounce this Mexican city. In Merida, Mexico, a swarm of

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locusts was sighted over the city. Very rare sighting and people are freaked out that it's

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an omen. So if the 10 plagues are coming, we'll find out in a few days, I guess. This

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was like three days ago. All right, last news for the weird news. By the way, if you have

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arachnophobia, I suggest you skip ahead. So Colin Blake and his wife, they're from North

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umberland and for their 35th anniversary, they decided to go on a cruise. During one

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of the nights, the boat docked at a Mercaille south of France and they decided to spend

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the evening taking in the sights. And throughout the night, Colin realized that one of his

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toes had suddenly swollen up and turned purple. And his wife's like, oh, maybe it's your new

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sandals are rubbing against your toe and it's causing an irritation. And so the next morning,

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he goes to the doctor, the onboard doctor on the cruise. And he's like, the doctor's

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like, no, you got bitten by a Peruvian wolf spider and she laid eggs in your toe. And

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he cuts the toe open and all these eggs fall out. So after the vacation, Colin goes to

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the hospital, the doctor's giving him antibiotics and done and done. He goes about his life.

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But then four weeks later, he knows that something, he noticed something weird. He goes back to

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the hospital. Then they, uh, they have a look and they realized one of the eggs hatched

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and was trying to eat his way out of his toe. So, uh, that's it for weird names. What do

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you think? That's terrifying. I know, right? It was the weirdest one I found. It was horrifying.

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Oh my. Yeah. Cause it turned out Peruvian wolf spiders, they like to hitch a ride on

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a cruise ship, on a cargo ships. So they ended up in France or anywhere in the world basically.

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And they just happened to run into Colin. I've never heard of a spider doing that though.

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Don't figure. Laying eggs in you? Yeah. Like how long was he sitting down? How long did

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it take to just like, the spider just like one egg at a time. Bam, bam, bam. You know

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what I mean? Like 50 eggs in his foot. I mean, I've heard of other things. Like, uh, one

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of the creepiest things I've heard is that, um, whenever there's a roach and it goes into

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your ear, which apparently does happen to some people. Some man. Thanks a lot for that.

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They can't turn around and they can't back up. They better back up. So they start eating.

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Oh, well, yeah. Just eating through your brain, huh? Eating into your eardrum. That's quite

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a way to go. Go deaf from a roach. I guess buffet. The only way to get rid of it is drowning

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in alcohol. Oh really? Like rubbing alcohol. Man. Well guys, I hope you won't or mineral

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oil. I better remember that. That would, oh, that would be imagine that it'd be painful

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to like, you would really start feeling it. Yeah. And then you have to go to the doctor

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or whatever for them to tweeze it out. Yeah. And then if they light eggs. Well, hopefully

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by that, well, if it starts eating, you'll know it's in there. Imagine the pain though.

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Yeah. I mean, this guy had no idea that, and he spent the whole night at the, at the in

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Marseille. So he didn't even go until the next morning. So that spider was just like,

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like, like a hundred eggs in there and dipped out. That's a weird thing. I don't know. They

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must be tiny. I mean, I've heard of, um, I've heard of flies doing that. Maybe it wasn't

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that many. Maybe. Cause like it described like they came pouring out, but it maybe was

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just exaggerated. Maybe like three or four, you know, seems plausible. Is that like a

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hundred? I didn't think that they could even lay eggs in something like that. I mean, was

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he knocked the fuck out? Did he get fucked up? And then who knows? Well, I mean, they're

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very drunk. Yeah. I'm saying. And Matt tells looks struggling. Well, he's from Northumberland.

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So he's been this British accent. Who knows? That is the news for the day. It's crazy.

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Now you're afraid of cockroaches and, uh, spiders. If you weren't, well, you're always afraid

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of spiders. Spiders are just creepy in general. I think it's a natural, uh, human evolutionary

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defense and not like spiders, spiders or snakes. Yeah. Cause they killed all our ancestors

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alive. That's why whenever somebody has either one of those as a pet, they're ostracized.

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Yeah. I don't know what evolutionary trait you lost. All right. So we move on to the

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cozy kitchen because if there's anything in this world that's universally loved hands

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down it's food and drink. No one can, no one can complain about food and drink. They can

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if they don't like the food, but everyone loves it. You know what I mean? It's not like

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a movie, a TV show, a book, uh, politics. It is universally beloved. Everybody loves

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something. Everyone loves something to eat. Yeah. So we start with, uh, do you enjoy gin?

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Then I have the perfect place for you. Atlas Bar in Singapore. They boast one of the most

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diverse gin installations in the entire world. 1300 varieties. Over 1300 varieties. So, uh,

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I say you buy yourself a ticket and get your drink on if you like gin. I know where I'm

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sitting. I'm my brother. Now we move on to, um, this one, uh, for some reason involves

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Elvis Presley. The, uh, the fool's gold loaf was, uh, it was created, uh, by a Denver based

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restaurant, the Colorado mine company, which has been so far, uh, it's closed down since

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then. It consists of a single wand hollowed out loaf of bread filled with the contents

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of one jar of creepy, a creamy peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, one pound of bacon

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and it's, uh, 8,000 calories. Didn't Elvis eat like two of those a day? Here's the story

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that's connected to the King. Allegedly he went one day to that restaurant and bought

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one and liked it so much that, uh, he remembered it. And like a few years later or a few months

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later or whatever, he really wanted one. So he got on his jet from Graceland, flew out

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to Denver, bought 22 of them. Bear in mind, this was, they were 49.95 a piece back in

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1976. Then he, him and his buddies flew all the way back to Graceland and ate all 22 of

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them in two hours. Good God, I knew Elvis was a fat fuck, but damn, there you go. Elvis

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enjoyed him some delicious food. No wonder he died on the street. That's the, that's

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the, that's the legend, but he didn't actually die on a twelfth. I've researched that too.

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That would be the worst way to go. Majesty died on his throne. And so while we're in

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the kitchen, I figured instead of just talking about food, we try some ourselves. So I bought

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me some food from Japan with no English translations whatsoever. A mistake on my part. I figured

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we'd, uh, we'd pull one out and give it a taste and see what it's like. See what we

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got. A bag of chips, I'm guessing, or cookies or cheese-its maybe. It's got a little frog

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on the, I don't know. Uh, those are, you know what these are? Shrimp. Yeah. Everything's

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in Japanese. Now one word in English. Well, let's give it a try. Oh, the little, uh, oh,

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these are pretty much like cheese puffs. Oh, there's the aftertaste. Okay. They had a quite

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good, like sour cream at the end. I know these are, these are good though. You like them?

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All right. That's our, uh, kitchen for, that's our trip to the kitchen for today. We'll see

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you guys on the next Cozy Kitchen. And now we move on to the next segment. Um, curiosities

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of the world. Uh, if you're like me, you enjoy, um, because nowadays everything's like mass

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produced. You can have like one of like a thousand, you know, like one item in thousand

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replicates. I always enjoyed like interesting objects or, or like stuff off the beaten path.

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Like people, when people go to Paris, they want to see the Eiffel Tower. I'd rather go

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see the catacombs underground and get lost and eaten by a zombie or something, something

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out of the ordinary. So if you're, if you like light shows, I mean, like if you love

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like thunderstorms, I mean, where we live, we don't because they usually equate to a

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horrendous natural disaster coming. But if you'd love a lightning shows, then I have

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a great place for you. It's a lake. Oh boy. Mara. Yeah. Lake Maracaibo in Venezuela. It's

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as best as I can pronounce it. It is called the, uh, uh, Kata tumbo lightning. Uh, it

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usually goes over and around the lake. Uh, it means house of thunder in the language

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of the Bali people or the Bari people. Sorry. And it occurs about sorry, the Bari.

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It occurs 140 to 160 nights a year, uh, nine hours per day while lightning flashes, uh,

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16 to 40 times per minute. So it is a truly magnificent lightning storm over the lake.

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You can just sit, you don't have to worry about it. Use the extra storm to it. Like

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you get, you'll be in the edge, right? And just watch it over the landscape. It's beautiful.

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We should go someday. Uh, we should be, and I knew you should, and you should probably

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try to catch it as soon as you can because, uh, flash frequency changes throughout the

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year. Like, uh, there was none between January and March of 2010 because of a drought. So

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it might be gone forever one day. All right. Now we move on to, I lost my page. How do

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you guys know how this is the pilot? This is how you tell. Um, awesome history. Yes.

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I lost the page, the history as much as history has been lost to eons. Cause no one writes

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it down. I lost mine. I had a good one though. Let me look it up again. Look, we lost the

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library of Alexandria. Yeah. We sure got taken back several thousand years and went to the

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dark ages. I guess it did precipitate the drug. I just didn't. So we are going to be

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discussing the, uh, oof, uh, uh, earth, Furt it's German. I'm sorry. Merverts, Lutrine disaster.

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Uh, it occurred on the 26th, July 11, 84 during the reign of King Henry the, uh, six King

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of Germany later, Holy Roman Emperor. So it happened due to, uh, there was a few between

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this guy named, uh, Landgrove Louis the third of, Oh boy. There is there the ring gear,

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the ring gear and, uh, arch, uh, archbishop Conrad of mains. They were having a really

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heated dispute over something that doesn't say why, what it was a feud and it got so

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intense that the King had to intervene. So he called them all to, um, uh, effort, uh,

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to meet in a meeting for at the, uh, Petersburg Citadel. And he invited and then any other

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double in the country, if they wanted to come, they could show up too. So of course, you

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know, the King invites you somewhere. You're all going to show up. They get to the Citadel.

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They they piled in on the 26th and, uh, they're all standing around the building and the wooden

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floor is old and weak. So it collapses and all of them fall into the cellar, uh, where

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the feces is that 60 dead nobles, many, many drowned in human excrement or they suffocated

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from the fumes of the composed waste. The lucky ones got crushed to the death immediately.

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Oh gosh. Uh, King, uh, King Henry survived cause he was standing on a, uh, a stone, a

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stone, he was standing on a stone floor. He's like, there he was. I'm like, ah, yeah. Could

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you imagine? Oh, you know, ourselves the plan from the beginning. It's funny you say that

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cause it says here, uh, uh, uh, just a moment. Where'd it go? It said it's something, it's

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hilarious. Oh, it's gone. It said something. Yeah. Accidental. Cause it says perpetrator

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was Henry, Henry the sixth is accidental. They got my bad. It's funny that, uh, Louie

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the third survived. I don't know if archibald con rent. So I guess technically the feud

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was to, you know, settle. Yeah. Well, which one of them, yeah. Imagine drowning in shit

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by throwing up to and not just like normal human waste. Cause I think about it. Our service

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is now, I just realized like, I got pile of shit going down your throat. I didn't have

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cleaners back then. Oh man. You know, like, think about it now. We flushed through our

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sewer system, not just toilet waste, but also like shower water, stuff like that. So it's

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constantly other things like still stinks, but it's not just permeating there making

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a monster on the ground. I bet you something grabbed at the bottom and just yanked it down.

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The monster turd. Yeah. Just some sewage monster just grabbed everybody. It ate half of them

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and they just, they just covered it up. There's a shit monster underneath the city. Beards

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were extended. Now it has to be purified. You're late. It must be appeasing. As we have

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another accident like long before. Oh God. I feel sick now from this time. It wasn't

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as bad when I was reading about myself, but thinking about it, just like, just like a

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mouthful of shit. And then vomit on top of that. Cause you know that we're throwing up.

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Exactly. We're throwing up on each other. And not just tasting it and hailing it. Some of

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them died from the fumes. Some of them died just from the fumes. Just from the shit. Like

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they probably didn't. They were probably like on top of someone else. Right. And they just

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choked on like the shit. Like the game Last of Us just choking on spores. Only in shit

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fumes and shit particle. They had the King Henry must've been like, damn, we have time

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to get me out of here. Cause it's like cover his mouth. Nope. Not for me. Instead of he

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got out of there as fast as he could out of the whole city. The way I got to go. The whole

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city smelled like shit for days. Quite the story to tell your kids. Oh God. Imagine being

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that person that that's your legacy. Where it's like you're the heir to one of these

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noble people. It's like, yeah, my daddy died in the pile of shit. I thought it sucked so

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bad. Like imagine that though where it's like, you get the, you get the letter in the mail

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from the King. Like your daddy dead. He died in the pile of shit. My condolences. Cause

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my mother's like, did he die in war? No, he died fighting for his life. Yeah. He just

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fucking did. Fighting with every ounce he had to claw his way out of that fucking shit

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store. Literally. Oh man. 60 people died. God. We don't even have people die like that.

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That's already. We don't know the porta potty companies. They keep their death secret. Do

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it. I'm kidding. I'm just, I'm just sharing random bullshit. I've been to a party once

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and uh, just that turnt looking right back at you. Like there's nowhere to go. It's

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sitting around on top of everything else. So imagine an entire room like that. The whole

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cellar was full of shit. Imagine how much there was for them to drown in it. Oh my God.

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A fucking Olympic sized pool of shit. It was nice. That church must have been fucking stank.

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Go in for Sunday mass and be like, Oh Lord, open the windows. Jesus, please. Jesus can't

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say that. The bishop like God left his place a long time ago. God is dead here. I'm sorry.

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All right guys. That's it for cozy nights. A little pilot. I hope you guys enjoy it.

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I'll add segments. I'll take segments away. I'll put segments on cool, you know, so they

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don't get overdone. You know, I'm, I'm still working on it. If you like it, we'll keep

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going. Cozy nights. What were you, you know, make you laugh a little, make you learn a

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little, make you vomit a little. That makes you terrified of spiders. Oh, especially spiders.

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So we signed off with a be good to each other. Be safe out there. Signing off. All right.

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What do we have in urban dictionary today? All right. I guess we're just going to wing

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this. I forgot to add them. I got a few. How many do you want? You want all of them? I

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want all of the urban dictionary. Imagine if I do get through this. There's no more

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words. We're done with the words. Let's see. Put them in a pastry cause I'm tired of writing

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them down. See that's first world problem right there. I forget how, how, how I am,

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how the, you know, the type of person I am for some of the pictures I've got for no reason.

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All right. We've, we start with eight ball. I'll let you finish drinking before you spit

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back in my face. Eight ball. So we're not talking about Matthew. I wish eight ball is

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a game where you try to fit eight testicles in your mouth at once. Oh my God. Man. John

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loves playing eight ball. Did you see how good Sydney was at eight ball last night?

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There's always like a sentence like the after the bottom of the definition. My, my thought

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is just the logistics of that. I'm assuming they're like, uh, all right, four people.

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Well, I mean like if they're separated from the body, maybe like they're just swollen

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bull balls. It's like a chipmunk. Cause logistically it's impossible. That's what I was going to

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say. You're like, let me ass and dick everywhere. This was uploaded from Nim, uh, NimNam, uh,

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July 23rd, 2019. All right. Let's see what else we got here. We got the, uh, the Philly

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tuxedo. You ever heard of that? No. A combination of sweatpants, a t-shirt slash Jersey of one

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Philly sports team and a hat of another team. Example Eagles Jersey with a Philly's hat.

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Okay. So I don't want to give us canceled really fast. So I can't say, uh, we got, that

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was by Hey Lawrence, how you been man? November 23rd. This is for just to himself. I was like,

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Hey Lawrence, how you been? Maybe he's looking for some guy named Lawrence. Uh, we got a

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ham yo. It's a one of many movies with a cameo by actor John Ham. A ham yo. Yeah. I had a

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cameo. Yeah. I see my, I was already assuming it was going to get really bad. This was by

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a Jesus F Trotsky April 5th, 2011. And, uh, what else we got? Uh, that for some reason.

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All right. Moving on. Uh, here we go. Uh, Cobbing. Oh boy. The male version of Vabbing.

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When a guy wants to attract partners, but wants to go all natural, you misspelled that.

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No, you didn't. Yeah, you did. No, you didn't. Or has no money. They will take a bit of their

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pre-com and use it like a cologne. Let's use their natural fair most to attract them. You

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know, party. What? They must've been watching. No, there's something about Mary. You put

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she used come as a hair gel. No, it was some dude that just had to come up with a reason

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why he, he just on himself. That's all that is. Cause like his, like his cheeks all crusty

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because he hit. Oh, or yeah. I just, um, you know, like I imagine like he was jacking off.

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He came hit himself. He was exhausted from work passed it, woke up just a crust on his

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eyeballs or something. And they saw my work. What the hell happened to you? Oh, I'm, I'm,

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I'm not I'm on cobbling carbon. This was by Geckmen on a may 15th, 20 23. Very recent.

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That's very recent. This one's a Danish expression called fly fucking and not as bad as you think

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I'm fly.

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Fly fucking what? My head?

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It can get pretty bad what I'm thinking.

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Fly fucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.

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So just an asshole basically.

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Yeah.

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It's like, does it matter, bro? Does it matter?

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Basically, you know what I mean? We all know those people.

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This was by Phantasm8 on April 13th, 2007.

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Damn you, ready?

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Okay.

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Uh, Suitcase Pimp.

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Yeah. In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend-slash-husband of a porn star,

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who takes care of the details of the star's personal and or business affairs.

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So, in other words, a cuck.

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A cuck.

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Just broke as hell.

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Just watching his girl just get railed.

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Get just trained all the time.

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Tear rolling down his eye.

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Just gotta get that PlayStation 5.

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So, in other words, Will Smith?

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He's not a cuck. He's just a poor man.

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He's suffered indignities by a succubus.

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I don't understand why he's still...

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You know what? It's one of my business.

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It's one of my business.

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You know, it's a sad thing.

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99% of people even agree.

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You know how everybody's divided on most things?

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That's one thing where everybody is telling her, just shut the fuck up.

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Stop telling this man's business.

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It'd be like you're killing, right?

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And like you're standing in line.

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And Jada comes up behind you.

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She's like, you know, I'm in love with Tupac, right?

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And I was like, what?

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What?

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What?

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That's what she does.

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Like she just randomly pops up and gives you information.

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You don't ask for it.

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You hear her like, huh?

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You're like, Tupac had alopecia.

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You're like, what?

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Like you go up to the Will Smith manor to drop some food off.

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You're a door dash.

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She just opens the door.

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And she's like, I don't will.

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And I have been separated for six years.

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I'm like, it's 1957.

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I don't know.

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I didn't ask.

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Please don't tell.

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You ever tried the, the whistle challenge?

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It's five shots in 20 minutes.

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Is it now five?

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Is that good?

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I don't know.

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I'm not much of a drinker.

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It's not even that hard.

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OK.

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Well, it's.

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How many shots in 20 minutes?

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It's me bitches one.

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March 7th, 2011.

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I guess I know who it is.

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It's me, bitch.

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It's Brandy, bitch.

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Five shots in 20 minutes.

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Isn't that difficult?

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I know alcohol.

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Alcoholics that can drink like 30.

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Almost killed themselves with alcohol poisoning.

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Kill me yet.

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It won't kill me now.

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It's knocking them back.

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Exactly.

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Let me see what else I can find.

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I should have been more prepared.

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They expect it from you.

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It's fine.

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What a cletus cock master.

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Let's find out.

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Together.

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When a girl takes a man's cock, a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper

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lip.

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OK.

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That doesn't sound appeasing or anything.

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It's just like a goofy little.

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She pretends she's got a mustache with her penis, I guess.

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I guess trying to do a selfie.

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Like duck face with a dick on your neck.

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Weird.

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Duck face alone is annoying to watch.

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Mostly whatever.

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It's one of those kind of women where they get the lip fillers and they do it and it's

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like, bitch, that is so stupid.

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Look at him.

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All right.

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Let's do one more.

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Make it slap.

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When people are fucking and it makes a clapping sound when the guy's pelvis hits the girl's

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ass.

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So normal.

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Just clapping cheeks.

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Yeah, that's all it is.

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You ever play Dark Souls?

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You'll learn a lot about clapping cheeks.

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You try to survive every second of that game.

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And you're the one getting...

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Yeah.

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Believe me.

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There's actually an achievement in Dark Souls where you die for the first time and it's

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only like 92% complete.

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Really?

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So there's people that just don't die.

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Weird.

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That is very surprising.

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Let's end it with this one.

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Fop.

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Fop is a fat old pussy.

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Darn.

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At least that one fits.

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This is perfect.

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Well, not perfect, but...

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Old pussy's good pussy.

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Moving on.

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My lips are chapped as fuck.

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This is from my old pussy.

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From a heat and dry pussy.

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It's all the moisture.

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It's all the moisture from my lips.

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What the fuck?

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It left you a crust.

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Basically.

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My lips are pretty fucked up though.

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Alright, this is going to be part two of our recap from last week.

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Oh yeah.

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Blue, blue actresses.

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Yeah.

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Finishing up this one for you.

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We are on episode 13.

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We are?

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Thought we were on episode 6.

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Thought we only had half of them.

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We did.

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Okay.

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Half of them was 12.

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Holy shit.

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24 of them?

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25 episodes.

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Damn.

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It's a lot longer than you think.

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The things that people don't realize.

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So, starting off with episode 13.

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Title of it is Proof.

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So we have Shura, has been a former apprentice of Shiro.

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Imposed as one of Ren's classmates because she was tasked to investigate his connection with Satan.

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Shiro has requested that Shura, a girl with some big titties...

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She got some big titties.

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Shiro has asked Shura to look after Ren.

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He can pick great names.

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Shiro.

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Back to back.

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Shiro being Ren's...

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Moral invalider.

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Shura trying to figure them both out.

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Yeah.

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Shiro is the priest.

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The older priest that had died from Satan.

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Okay.

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So Ren's foster father asked this girl Shura to look after him.

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Should anything happen to him?

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With orders to kill him if his connection is proven true.

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She is divided between fulfilling her duty and keeping Shura's request.

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Her doubts are cleared when she discovers that Ren loved Shura as his father.

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And Shura was actually raising him as a son, not a weapon against Satan.

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So that's the entire thing for episode 13.

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We go into episode 14 called A Fun Campaign Trip.

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And that's kind of your thing.

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What was the...

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Oh, handsy headmasters.

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With a big titty girl.

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Wow.

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So at the start of the summer vacation, the class must take a three day drill.

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Ren remembers Shiro and is happy he has finally found his friends.

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Like he's actually not... it's not just him and his brother talking anymore.

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He's actually found people that he gets along with.

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Cool.

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The class must find peg lanterns hidden in the forest and return with them.

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Ren, Shime, Ryuji, and Renzu, and Konakonaru find one of the peg lanterns.

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A demon that consumes living things.

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Like moths and stuff like that.

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Like it eats other demons that are smaller, basically.

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That fly into it.

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And work together to transport it across the bridge.

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So basically the lantern can come to life.

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And actually if it's not fed enough, it'll come to life.

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The plant goes awry when Ren accidentally destroys the bridge and awakens a Chuuchi, an insect demon.

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So a moth demon, basically.

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We go on to episode 15 called Act of Kindness.

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Ryuji saves Ren from the Chuuchi, displaying a strong friendship between them.

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The students return to camp, which is attacked by a Maimon.

434
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:50,300
The brother that I showed you in the last episode.

435
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:53,300
Where he's got like green hair, stuff like that.

436
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:56,300
What, it's like the top hat not one's brother?

437
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:57,300
Yeah.

438
00:32:57,300 --> 00:33:00,300
And his behemoth, familiar.

439
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:02,300
A Maimon forces Ren to fight again.

440
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:05,300
They've already fought once, he's forcing them to fight again.

441
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:11,300
And Ryuji, Konakonaru, and Renzu try to help but are defeated.

442
00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:15,300
Having no other way to protect his friends, Ren is forced to reveal his secret.

443
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:19,300
He easily overpowers a Maimon but quickly loses control and goes on a rampage.

444
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,300
Cracking Kurikara in the process.

445
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:25,300
So then we go on to episode 16 called The Wager.

446
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:30,300
Arthur Augusta Angel, the paladin of this world basically,

447
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:35,300
that's directly under the pope, like he's the number one warrior basically for this church,

448
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:41,300
captures Ren and brings him before the Vatican, where Mephisto is placed on trial for treason.

449
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:46,300
Ren's friends offer to help except for Konakonaru, who is too afraid to do so.

450
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:51,300
The group travels to a temple in Kyoto to fix Ren's cracked sword,

451
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:59,300
where Yukio and Ryuji are plunged into doubt by Mara, the statue demons, and tell them to kill Ren.

452
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:06,300
Basically they go into this temple with like Buddhist statues where they say kill Ren, kill Ren, because you hear demons.

453
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:12,300
At the Vatican, Mephisto states that the reason for keeping Ren alive is to have him defeat Satan.

454
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:17,300
The trial is interrupted by an enraged Maimon eager to beat Ren.

455
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:24,300
Because basically he of course a demon that doesn't take very kindly to losing a small fight.

456
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:29,300
So he comes back with his behemoth demon, one to fight again.

457
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:32,300
Episode 17 is called Temptation.

458
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:38,300
The Grigori, which is the group that is overseeing the trial, they're kind of like the judges of the Vatican in this world,

459
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:44,300
accepts Mephisto's bet, which is whether Ren will come to defeat Satan or join him.

460
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:49,300
That's Mephisto's bet, is that he'll say. He says that Ren will defeat Satan and not join him.

461
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:55,300
Ren defeats a Maimon once more, and the Grigori gives him six months to pass the Exorcist exam.

462
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:59,300
Ren's friends now have mixed feelings about him after learning of his relationship with Satan.

463
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:04,300
Shura gives Ren his first training assignment to learn to control his flames.

464
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:13,300
So this big-tinted girl, her first task is basically to try to teach Ren how to use his blue flames.

465
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:16,300
Because his blue flames can actually kill demons.

466
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:25,300
So she's trying to get him to, instead of only activating his flames whenever he's enraged or trying to defend somebody,

467
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:28,300
to actually physically control flames.

468
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:33,300
To where you don't burn your friends and stuff like that, instead of just constantly on fire.

469
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:40,300
Konakamaru is haunted by a Gufu, a crow demon that preys on fear of Ren.

470
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:43,300
Izumo and Ren are then attacked by that same demon.

471
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:50,300
So basically a demon takes advantage of Konakamaru being extremely afraid of Ren at this point,

472
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:53,300
and uses that darkness to possess him.

473
00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:56,300
Episode 18 is called Gale.

474
00:35:56,300 --> 00:36:04,300
The Gufu has possessed Konakamaru, has convinced him to kill Ren.

475
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:05,300
Jesus.

476
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,300
Yeah.

477
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:08,300
You know what you should do, hey.

478
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,300
Yeah.

479
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:13,300
Knowing Konakamaru is possessed, Ren attacks him, going for the Gufu.

480
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:16,300
But this creates a misunderstanding with his friends.

481
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:20,300
Shura locates a portal to an abandoned laboratory in a forest.

482
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:23,300
Ryuji witnesses Konakamaru succumbing to the Gufu.

483
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:25,300
Ren slays the Gufu and saves his life.

484
00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:31,300
So basically he has learned at this point to at least control his flames enough to destroy what he's wanting to destroy

485
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:34,300
and not hurt other things that are around.

486
00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:38,300
Ashamed of causing so much trouble, Konakamaru decides to leave the academy,

487
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:42,300
but Ren convinces him to stay, which helps him reconcile with the others.

488
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:45,300
Episode 19 is called An Ordinary Day.

489
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:51,300
The Esquires, which I know you hated the name of, where it's the X-Wires.

490
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:53,300
X-Wires?

491
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,300
But they're called the Esquires.

492
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,300
Oh yeah.

493
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:59,300
Decide to throw a surprise party for Izumo.

494
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:00,300
After Izumo finds out...

495
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:02,300
Oh yeah, the X-Men rip-off suit.

496
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:04,300
Yeah, I remember now.

497
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:11,300
However, Izumo finds out and says that the party should also be dedicated to those whose birthdays have already passed.

498
00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:14,300
The friends then include those whose birthdays are yet to come.

499
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:18,300
In the end, the party becomes a celebration to everyone's birthdays and friendship.

500
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:26,300
Yukio confides in Shimei that he does not really know his or Ren's true birthday, since Shiro told them it was December 27th.

501
00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:29,300
But that was the day he met them orphaned.

502
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:34,300
So whenever he found them in the forest, basically.

503
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,300
Just picked whatever day he found them?

504
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:38,300
Yeah, that's their birthday.

505
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,300
Yukio then receives a call for help.

506
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,300
Yomu, Yomu.

507
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:50,300
Revealing that their monastery that they left earlier in episode 2, I believe, it's been attacked at this point.

508
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,300
So they're not emptier?

509
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,300
There's some people there?

510
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:54,300
Yeah, like the...

511
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:56,300
Thought it was closed down when that guy died.

512
00:37:56,300 --> 00:38:01,300
Like the normal monks and... I guess not monks, but other priests.

513
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:03,300
They're still there.

514
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:05,300
Episode 20 is called Mask.

515
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:11,300
The brothers discover that their monastery was attacked by a masked man whose objective is to kill Satan's relatives.

516
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:18,300
Yukio tranquilizes Ren to keep him from going after the man, upsetting Shiro, who feels the move was unlike him.

517
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:23,300
She motivates Ren to control his flames at this point even more, so that way he gains even more control over him.

518
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:32,300
Ryuji, Konakamaru, and Renzo are held hostage by the masked man, and Mephisto is arrested by Arthur for unauthorized biological research.

519
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:35,300
What? When did he become a science fiction series?

520
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:39,300
Like, Mephisto is like... fucking crazy. He's a looney-tank.

521
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:43,300
Like, he does some weird shit that nobody's expecting ever.

522
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:48,300
Like, whatever you expect him to do in the series, he does something even just out of the ordinary.

523
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:52,300
And of course, he's arrested by the paladin, Arthur.

524
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:56,300
Ren manages to control his flames, saving his friends.

525
00:38:56,300 --> 00:39:02,300
The culprit flees, and Shiro realizes that it is a woman who is Newhouse's wife.

526
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:08,300
So that's the twist, kind of. It's one of the teacher's wife, the masked person.

527
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,300
Episode 21 is called The Secret Garden.

528
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:21,300
Yukio meets Ernest Frederick Ejen, who claims to be his grandfather and reveals the truth about his mother Yuri Ejen, who was killed by the Vatican.

529
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:29,300
Ren and Shiro learn that Newhouse's wife, Michelle Newhouse, is dead and is now a reanimated corpse possessed by a spider demon.

530
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,300
So the teacher's wife was actually killed.

531
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:42,300
Like, she's possessed by a spider demon. And if you listened to earlier in our podcast, just this time, it's like a theme today. Spiders.

532
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:48,300
So they've just been banging spiders this whole time? Oh man, that's traumatic.

533
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:51,300
Michelle is now in Shimei's garden.

534
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:59,300
Arthur comes to slay her, but when Ren risks his life for her, Michelle realizes he is good and dies protecting him.

535
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:05,300
Ernst takes over the True Cross Order, appointing Yukio as the new paladin.

536
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:17,300
So basically, this guy Ernest Frederick Ejen is claiming to be Ren and Yukio's grandfather, and he basically took over the True Cross Order.

537
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:23,300
Okay. And the Vatican. And he appointed Yukio into Arthur's place.

538
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:28,300
So like he just overthrew the entire setup. The whole hierarchy. Pretty much, yeah.

539
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:33,300
And if you want to take his place, you have to duel him. I know Yukio.

540
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,300
Episode 22 is called Demon Hunting.

541
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:42,300
Armed with special weapons, the Esquires take part in a widespread crusade to destroy all demons, even the good ones.

542
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:50,300
And that includes like that cat that we talked about in the last episode, Kuro. They're wanting to even kill Kuro.

543
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:57,300
So even technical demons they're trying to kill. Not just the ones that are attacking humans and stuff like that.

544
00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:06,300
They start questioning the True Cross Order's actions. Yukio is doing it because Ernst claimed it will help destroy Gehenna, the demon world.

545
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,300
Meaning both Yukio and Ren would be human again.

546
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:15,300
Ren is arrested as Ernst plans to use him as a living sacrifice to open the Gehenna Gate.

547
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:23,300
Yukio attempts to intervene, but once his friends reach them, they find that Yukio has demonic powers, which he did not know that he had.

548
00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:29,300
He's also awakened them. So he's got the same powers as Ren, basically, since he's the son of Satan as well.

549
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:36,300
And he's like the not like a baseline where they're stronger than normal demons. Yeah.

550
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:43,300
Since they are the sons of Satan, like Ren is stronger. Like even against a Maimon, Ren is stronger.

551
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:52,300
It reminds me of Inuyasha, the brother, because the wolf demon was like the OP. They've always just been like baseline stronger just for no reason.

552
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:55,300
And then when they train, they're even stronger than that.

553
00:41:55,300 --> 00:42:02,300
Episode 23 is called Truth. Ernst opens the Gehenna Gate so he can destroy Gehenna supposedly with this like nuclear weapon.

554
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:07,300
When Yukio's blood mixes with that of Ren, it awakens his demonic powers.

555
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:13,300
Satan shows Yuri's past to Yukio. So basically, I his time in Egypt.

556
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:17,300
That's a fair. Yeah.

557
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:28,300
Basically, you have Satan actually trying to communicate with Yukio at this point, trying to give him visions of what the past look like and stuff like that and how they became came to be born.

558
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:33,300
So he's given him a sexto. Oh damn.

559
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:48,300
Turns out Yuri, which is their mother, she was an exorcist who led him to possess her so that he could experience Asiya, which is the human world, and became pregnant with the twins at that point.

560
00:42:48,300 --> 00:43:03,300
So it's kind of like the Christian myth or Christian philosophy of the Immaculate Conception, where she didn't have any kind of actual like sexual activity, was a virgin, but she still birthed Jesus.

561
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:07,300
Same thing in the story, only damn Satan. Okay.

562
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:13,300
So she gave birth to Yukio and Ren, but while she was possessed.

563
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:18,300
Enraged Ernst ordered her dead.

564
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:23,300
Satan unintentionally caused the Blue Knight to free Yuri, who gave birth before dying.

565
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:29,300
Mephisto and Shiro were sent to kill her children, but Shiro was unable to do so.

566
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:34,300
Adopting them and said, in the present, Satan is possessing Yukio now.

567
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:39,300
Damn. So while he was showing him all these memories and stuff like that, he possessed him.

568
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:43,300
Why do I feel like he's a good, like Satan's a nice guy.

569
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:51,300
He's not. There's one, isn't there one anime where like he comes to the world, he tries to be a good person, and he works like some dead end job, he can't make enough money.

570
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:53,300
Oh, the devil is a part timer. Yeah.

571
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:56,300
He works at Whack Donald.

572
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,300
Struggling with his life.

573
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:04,300
But that's not like this. Okay. This is like, like, Satan, Satan. No, it's not.

574
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:07,300
Not the comedy. Not trying to make ends meet.

575
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:09,300
Where he's struggling a little to be the apartment.

576
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:12,300
Like he's selling plasma on the way.

577
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:16,300
He can work in any kind of part time extra jobs he can do. God, day.

578
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:18,300
Can't even afford a fucking umbrella.

579
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:21,300
How much of these like what was the reason for that?

580
00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:23,300
Why did he come to Earth? He has to struggle.

581
00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:31,300
Well, he escaped for the devil is part timer. He left the other world that he was in because he was getting beaten by those heroes.

582
00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:33,300
He's like, I will return.

583
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:37,300
Where he's like all buff and shit. Then he comes into this where he looks like a little 15 year old.

584
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,300
Jesus.

585
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,300
And then he's going to find a job.

586
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:44,300
Because there's no magic on Earth, technically.

587
00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:46,300
Oh, does he have any abilities or anything?

588
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:52,300
He does, but he's got to sparingly use them because he'll use up all the magic that he has.

589
00:44:52,300 --> 00:45:01,300
Sheesh. Is it just like, because that's like the true storytelling when you take an extraordinary thing,

590
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:03,300
and you put it in ordinary circumstances.

591
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,300
Yeah.

592
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:08,300
So does he like fight other monsters and help people or is he just struggling to pay bills?

593
00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:09,300
A little of both.

594
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:14,300
The hero that was supposed to kill him in the other world came to Earth as well on that story.

595
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:18,300
Where she's also struggling a little bit, but not like to that level.

596
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,300
Like she works as a telemarketer.

597
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:21,300
Jesus. He is just.

598
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:22,300
But she's got money.

599
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:28,300
Where him, he is broke and he works for minimum wage.

600
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:36,300
If anyone wants to make a good story, that's the seed to plant.

601
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:40,300
You have to make it ordinary with elements of extraordinary.

602
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,300
Like Spider-Man is a perfect example.

603
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:48,300
He's a superhero, but all he eats is ramen noodles.

604
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,300
Give him real struggles in real life that you can relate to,

605
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:55,300
but then have him be extraordinary during the fight in the lizard or doctor octopus.

606
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:58,300
So the devil part of a great story.

607
00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:00,300
I'll cover one of these things.

608
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:01,300
Cool.

609
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,300
So that way you can hear all the...

610
00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:03,300
Broke as fuck.

611
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:07,300
He puts his last money before he gets paid right into the vending machine,

612
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,300
and he gets stuck in the vending machine like, no!

613
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:11,300
That doesn't have to happen yet.

614
00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:15,300
Or like he's got one of his...what is it? A story.

615
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:19,300
He's got a general that comes over with him at the same time,

616
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:24,300
but they both obviously de-age to where they don't look and have the same abilities

617
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:28,300
that I did in the other world, where he's like going through the couponing and his shit.

618
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:34,300
Oh fuck! That's some legit...I gots to watch that.

619
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:37,300
Couponing, yeah.

620
00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:42,300
You know, on certain times of the certain week when they have sales.

621
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:45,300
That sounds like the greatest fucking show.

622
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:50,300
And then there's another one where he comes over and like there was a point in it

623
00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:56,300
where he was fighting Satan, and technically that's who it is,

624
00:46:56,300 --> 00:47:01,300
but it's Lucifer, which is a little...he's like a little angel,

625
00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:03,300
but he's got black wings and stuff like that,

626
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:08,300
but he's a otaku where he wants to stay in the room all the time just on a computer,

627
00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:10,300
because he eventually comes over to that world.

628
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,300
Him too, god damn.

629
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:15,300
And he spends all their money on useless shit.

630
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,300
Jesus.

631
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:19,300
But yeah, I'll cover that sometime for you.

632
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:22,300
All the stupidity that goes on.

633
00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:26,300
Alright, continuing, episode 24 of 25.

634
00:47:26,300 --> 00:47:29,300
Satan's Spawn is the title.

635
00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:35,300
So Rin and his friends are defeated by Satan, who's still possessing Yukio at this point,

636
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:38,300
and flee as Satan begins destroying the town,

637
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:41,300
while the other Esquires help evacuate the academy.

638
00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:44,300
Rin manages to get his brother to regain consciousness,

639
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:47,300
though Satan's possession causes him to shoot Rin,

640
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:52,300
since he still has those guns.

641
00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:55,300
The shock from shooting his brother, the only family he has left,

642
00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:59,300
causes Yukio to break through and finally expel Satan from his body,

643
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:01,300
and the brothers reconcile.

644
00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:03,300
Does he like fly out or does he just come out his ass or what?

645
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:07,300
It's like flames that just come off of him, basically.

646
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:12,300
Episode 25, which is the last episode of the season, is called Stop Time.

647
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:14,300
Hordes of demons come in through the Gehenna Gate,

648
00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:18,300
torturing everyone until the Esquires come up with a plan to open the gate to the Vatican,

649
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:20,300
where it is daytime.

650
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:26,300
Since demons are stronger at night, they're trying to find a way to kind of repel all the demons back.

651
00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:33,300
So what they do is there's these doors that they have that they link basically to different parts of the world,

652
00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:35,300
where they can just walk through them and it's like the door,

653
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:39,300
like a certain key opens to a certain area and stuff like that.

654
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:43,300
So like if you have a master key, you can open up a door to anywhere, basically.

655
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:46,300
But they find, oh, well, it's daylight still at the Vatican,

656
00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:52,300
so if we find a way to organize these mirrors, like these giant mirrors, to shine back through it,

657
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:58,300
it kind of creates like a... it'll destroy all those lower level demons and shit coming through,

658
00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:00,300
since they can't withstand sunlight.

659
00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:04,300
So they reflect the sunlight back to where the Academy is,

660
00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:07,300
where it is nighttime to weaken the monsters.

661
00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:10,300
Rin and Yukio seize this opportunity and combine their demonic powers,

662
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:16,300
destroying the Gehenna Gate and basically having the ability to fly at that point.

663
00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:17,300
They can fly?

664
00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:23,300
Yeah, because they kind of team up or whatever and destroy the entire Gehenna Gate, everything.

665
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:24,300
So Satan basically loses his head.

666
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:26,300
I was like, damn it, I'll see you guys later.

667
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:30,300
One month later, things are back to normal at the True Cross Academy,

668
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:35,300
and the twins pay a visit to their mother's grave before returning to their duties as exorcists.

669
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:37,300
And that's how the season ends.

670
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,300
Nice little end.

671
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,300
Not a bad end.

672
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,300
Let's say you had Satan come in and not have like that one guy from Inuyasha

673
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:46,300
to like 50,000 episodes to meet him.

674
00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:47,300
Oh my God.

675
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:54,300
He had so many... he had so many plots. I thought it was a joke.

676
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:59,300
Like, Blue Exorcist is at least for the most part pretty straightforward.

677
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:05,300
Like it's not a... it's not a like a Naruto level shonen.

678
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:07,300
Kamaharu, it seemed like.

679
00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:12,300
You kept saying that name. I can't remind me of the kid from Naruto.

680
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,300
You know, like the one close to his name?

681
00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:16,300
The little kid. Yeah.

682
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:18,300
The one that bothers the fuck out of Naruto.

683
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:21,300
It's like the grandson of like the Hokage.

684
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:22,300
Yeah, the third Hokage.

685
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:26,300
Everyone's so respectful to him and he really just knocks the shit out of him.

686
00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:28,300
For the fun of it.

687
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:32,300
And he also teaches him eventually how to use like Prasengan and stuff like that.

688
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:36,300
And that like naughty woman Jitsu want to.

689
00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:37,300
The sexy Jutsu.

690
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,300
Yeah.

691
00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:43,300
All right. Let's go over some Reddit now.

692
00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:44,300
Okay.

693
00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:48,300
Let's see what we can have on this.

694
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:50,300
These are all retail, by the way.

695
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:54,300
I think freaking airport out there.

696
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,300
I've been hearing plans all for God dang day.

697
00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:59,300
Yeah, we're going to war. It's fine.

698
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:02,300
All right. So these are all retail stories.

699
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:07,300
First one is by no paleontologist 4546.

700
00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:13,300
This person puts to the Gira Giri Giri at sick to the geriatric ask Karen.

701
00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:17,300
He told me to wake up all because I let out a little yawn.

702
00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:20,300
Mind your own damn business and fuck right off.

703
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:22,300
Granny. God dang.

704
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:24,300
It wasn't even an aggressive one.

705
00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:25,300
You're not any more.

706
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:31,300
I can't even let a goddamn yawn without some decrepit miserable lady complaining about it.

707
00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:33,300
Customers are wild.

708
00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:36,300
All ones are mean.

709
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:38,300
You have experience on it.

710
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:41,300
They didn't mean for no reason. Honestly.

711
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:44,300
It's not my fault. You're all the crab crabs in a bucket.

712
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:46,300
They try to bring you down a little bit.

713
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:47,300
Basically. Yeah.

714
00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:50,300
Like if you try to escape the boiling water, they're going to drag you like we're all dying.

715
00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:51,300
Exactly.

716
00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:58,300
Next one is by joxert or guess it's joxert.

717
00:51:58,300 --> 00:52:01,300
J O X E R T D.

718
00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:02,300
Juxered.

719
00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:03,300
Closing out.

720
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:04,300
Spurs boots.

721
00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:07,300
I had a guy come up and lick his thumb and index finger.

722
00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:12,300
Pick up a gift card and hand it to me telling me to put 75 on it.

723
00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:15,300
Look, I just got over a stomach flu and I'm not looking ahead to do this again.

724
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:19,300
I tell the guy I'm not touching that and to please put it on the counter with the barcode facing up.

725
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:24,300
He asks me what my problem is and I tell him that he licked his fingers and touched the card.

726
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:26,300
I'm not wanting to get sick again.

727
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:28,300
He says, really?

728
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:30,300
Then he spit in my face.

729
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:32,300
I scan it and put 75 and hit enter.

730
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:35,300
I ask him to slide it through the card reader to activate it.

731
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:38,300
He does and asks me if I'm this bitchy with everyone.

732
00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:41,300
His dad got joked.

733
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:45,300
I say not really, but I am picky about hygiene and germs.

734
00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:47,300
I've gotten sick from this place so many times now.

735
00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:49,300
It goes with the territory.

736
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,300
I mean, you see people all day.

737
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:52,300
Exactly.

738
00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:53,300
They all get just sick eventually.

739
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:58,300
Next one is by the enchanted pug.

740
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:01,300
If you ever had a pug, that's a damn lie.

741
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:06,300
With a cross-eyed ass.

742
00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:08,300
Were they human like screaming?

743
00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:14,300
This person puts, your voice doesn't match your face.

744
00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:17,300
This lady said this to me at work today.

745
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:18,300
Is she trying to say I'm ugly?

746
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:23,300
She had a customer do that too.

747
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:25,300
You ever notice when you see a person,

748
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:28,300
then they talk like their voice doesn't match to how they look?

749
00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:30,300
There was this really tall guy, right?

750
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:32,300
He had a really high voice.

751
00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:35,300
She was pretty much ragging all over him.

752
00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:37,300
Leave that poor man alone.

753
00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:40,300
Or you get one of those women that have a deep fucking voice.

754
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,300
It's like, whoa, what a terrible dinner.

755
00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:48,300
Yes, my ass, I'm sorry.

756
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:54,300
Next one is by a Carrara, 59.

757
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,300
59, you should have added another tat.

758
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:58,300
I know.

759
00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:00,300
They probably did, but they couldn't get it.

760
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:03,300
It's already used.

761
00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:06,300
I work at an artisan chocolate shop, small biz,

762
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:09,300
two retail locations, website for shipping within the US.

763
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:11,300
This is our first year with Shopify.

764
00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:14,300
We're having this repeated experience where customers will come into the store

765
00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:17,300
or call us and tell us that they want something shipped.

766
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:20,300
We direct them to online order it because we're able to track their package

767
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:24,300
and shipping info and keep our records organized.

768
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:25,300
They throw a fit.

769
00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:28,300
And then we have to tell them and spell out everything,

770
00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:32,300
full name, address, credit card number, gift note for us so that an employee

771
00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:37,300
can manually enter it and place the order on our website for them.

772
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:39,300
Damn.

773
00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:42,300
Who goes into a store that has a website for shipping

774
00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:47,300
and expects the store employee to enter the order on the website for them?

775
00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:49,300
Am I missing something here?

776
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:51,300
In my opinion, it makes no sense.

777
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:53,300
But I want to be corrected if I'm wrong.

778
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:57,300
It's like when they want you to call another store for them

779
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:58,300
and ask them for something.

780
00:54:58,300 --> 00:55:00,300
I'm like, why don't you just pick up your phone,

781
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:02,300
just look them for the number and do it yourself.

782
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:03,300
Do it yourself.

783
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,300
Like, I know people are scared to call people now,

784
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:08,300
but like, it's not that hard.

785
00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:11,300
Sometimes you just don't want to talk to people like that.

786
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:14,300
Next one is by IC459.

787
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:15,300
This person puts,

788
00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:19,300
I think this is possibly the dumbest customer I have ever encountered.

789
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:23,300
I worked at a shop which sold scratch cards amongst other things.

790
00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:24,300
One shift.

791
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:25,300
I don't think that's your name.

792
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:28,300
It's down to a convenience store.

793
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:32,300
If I'm being honest here, I work at a shop.

794
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:35,300
So yeah, a convenience store.

795
00:55:35,300 --> 00:55:39,300
You work at a sit-go, it's fine.

796
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:41,300
One shift, I was on the kiosk.

797
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:44,300
Cigarette, scratch card, customer service counter by myself.

798
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,300
Geez, cigarettes, huh?

799
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,300
I don't know, is that anymore?

800
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:51,300
When a middle-aged woman comes in looking annoyed,

801
00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:55,300
I will be calling her DC as dumb customer.

802
00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:56,300
Okay.

803
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:57,300
Me.

804
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,300
Hi there, how can I help?

805
00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:02,300
DC is Daniel Cormier, the UFC fighter.

806
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:04,300
That would be even funnier.

807
00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:05,300
That's the dumb customer.

808
00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:08,300
She looks just like Daniel Cormier.

809
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:10,300
DC, I need to return these.

810
00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:12,300
They're faulty.

811
00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:15,300
DC reaches into her handbag and pulls out a gun

812
00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:18,300
and just starts fucking blowing it.

813
00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:20,300
Just starts lighting that bitch up.

814
00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:22,300
Oh shit.

815
00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:25,300
I'll get that right away, man.

816
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:30,300
And pulls out four of the one-euro scratch cards that we sell.

817
00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:32,300
One euro, damn, that really knows.

818
00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:34,300
I didn't even know they had convenience stores in Europe.

819
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:39,300
If I'm being honest, they always act surprisingly come here for them.

820
00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:41,300
Me.

821
00:56:41,300 --> 00:56:44,300
So scratch cards aren't actually refundable, unfortunately,

822
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:46,300
especially if you've already scratched them.

823
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:49,300
DC, you're not understanding.

824
00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:53,300
I'm returning them because they're faulty.

825
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:55,300
Me, losing the will to live.

826
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,300
I'm sorry, in what way?

827
00:56:57,300 --> 00:57:00,300
DC shows me the back of one of the scratch cards,

828
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:03,300
where it says there's a one in four chance of winning.

829
00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:06,300
It says there are one in four winners.

830
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:08,300
Let me guess, because if she had four of them,

831
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:11,300
she was certain she was going to win.

832
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:13,300
That's what she was getting.

833
00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:17,300
Oh, there's no way to convince her otherwise.

834
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:20,300
It says here that one in four are winners.

835
00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:23,300
I bought four and I didn't win anything.

836
00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:24,300
Oh, man.

837
00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:25,300
Me.

838
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:27,300
Yeah, that's not really how that works.

839
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:30,300
DC, do you know that you're selling products

840
00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:32,300
with mislabeled and misleading information?

841
00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:36,300
It says here that one in four scratch cards is the winner.

842
00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:40,300
I bought four, so that means at least one should be a winner.

843
00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:41,300
Me.

844
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:45,300
Yeah, that's what it says, that there's a one in four chance of winning.

845
00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:47,300
That doesn't mean that for every four you buy,

846
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:50,300
you're guaranteed at least one in one.

847
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:54,300
That's just supposed to give you an idea of how likely it will be for you to win.

848
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:56,300
It's like what, a 25% chance of winning?

849
00:57:56,300 --> 00:57:57,300
Yeah, yeah.

850
00:57:57,300 --> 00:58:00,300
DC, that isn't made clear.

851
00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:01,300
I want my money back.

852
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:03,300
Damn it, woman, what do you want me to tell you?

853
00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:04,300
Me.

854
00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:07,300
I can't refund scratch cards, unfortunately.

855
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:10,300
DC, we'll swap them for four more new ones.

856
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:11,300
These are faulty.

857
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:12,300
You'll just lose again.

858
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:14,300
It'll be even madder.

859
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:15,300
Me.

860
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:17,300
Scratch cards can't really be faulty, like I said.

861
00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:19,300
It's not a guarantee that you'll win.

862
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:21,300
There's nothing I can do, unfortunately.

863
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:25,300
DC, angrily, I am never shopping here again.

864
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:29,300
I'm going to take these to another shop and return them there since you won't do it.

865
00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:31,300
They're not going to return them to me.

866
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:33,300
All right, have a good afternoon.

867
00:58:33,300 --> 00:58:35,300
Yeah, whatever you say.

868
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:38,300
I'm so sorry for losing your patronage, man.

869
00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:44,300
I don't know how this door will manage with your robust purchases.

870
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:49,300
It'll be a one in four chance that you'll be right back through the door.

871
00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:52,300
Next one is by Dessert Fanatic, 1225.

872
00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:53,300
This person puts,

873
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:58,300
I had a feeling that she was going to be problematic since she came in demanding stuff like,

874
00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:01,300
I always want this, I want that, blah, blah, blah, in a pissy tone.

875
00:59:01,300 --> 00:59:02,300
Uh-oh.

876
00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:05,300
Not yelling and screaming, but still pissy.

877
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:11,300
Anyways, I work at a Krispy Kreme known for their hot glazed donuts, fresh off a line.

878
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:12,300
We had donuts.

879
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:14,300
Somebody in donuts have you futz-ed, sir?

880
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:15,300
Hey.

881
00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:16,300
Let's be honest here.

882
00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:19,300
I'm pretty sure every guy who's worked at a donut shop is like, huh.

883
00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:21,300
As they're coming off the line, hot and steamy.

884
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:24,300
And it has crossed your mind at least once.

885
00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:28,300
What if I fuck, sir?

886
00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:32,300
If you never thought of that, you're a damn liar.

887
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,300
You don't do it.

888
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:36,300
You just think about it.

889
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:38,300
But some of them do do it.

890
00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:39,300
That's a scary part.

891
00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:41,300
Fucking freaks.

892
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:46,300
Hey, Daniel, why are there like all these, there are like 30 destroyed donuts in the bag.

893
00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:48,300
They just flopped, you boss.

894
00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:51,300
I can't tell.

895
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:55,300
They just all ripped.

896
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:59,300
We had donuts coming off of the line at the time, but they were shells, the ones that

897
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:00,300
get filled.

898
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:03,300
She asked if I could fill some of them for her and frost them since they were hot and

899
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:07,300
fresh, and I told her that they needed to cool down first before we fill them or frost

900
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:08,300
them.

901
01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:09,300
This is true.

902
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:13,300
We were told to let them cool down for at least 30 minutes, because obviously the frosting

903
01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:16,300
is just going to melt if they try to fill them right away.

904
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:22,300
The little burn on my dick is another indication that you should let it cool down for a little

905
01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:23,300
bit.

906
01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:25,300
It's like I have third degree burns.

907
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:28,300
It's like I always make sure you let it cool down first.

908
01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:30,300
Take it from experience.

909
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:34,300
That's when she told me, you won't accommodate me because I'm African American.

910
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,300
Oh, no, don't please don't do that.

911
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,300
And demand me to speak to a manager.

912
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:42,300
Karen 101.

913
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:44,300
I was so shocked I couldn't even talk.

914
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:49,300
The nerve of some people don't get paid enough to put up with abuse and false accusations

915
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:51,300
of racism and discrimination.

916
01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:55,300
That was my dick is too burnt to deal with this bullshit.

917
01:00:55,300 --> 01:01:01,300
Hey, you know, probably what he was really thinking.

918
01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:03,300
All right.

919
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:06,300
Next one is by blame tag.

920
01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:09,300
Person puts customer came to me asking where something was.

921
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:12,300
I told them it was in X department.

922
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:15,300
She then complained about having to walk through the store to get it.

923
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:18,300
Imagine coming into a retail store and having to walk to get your item.

924
01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:20,300
God dang.

925
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:26,300
Her exact quote was, so I'm going to have to walk through this whole maze to find it.

926
01:01:26,300 --> 01:01:28,300
How did you get here?

927
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:30,300
You had to walk through this maze of the city, didn't you?

928
01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:34,300
I said, yes, it is located within the story.

929
01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:38,300
God forbid she gets there and it's not there.

930
01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:45,300
She wanted me to get it for her and I said no, obviously, as I'm not a personal shopper.

931
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:51,300
Back in my department, her gaggle walks by loudly talking shit about it's got to be around here somewhere.

932
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:55,300
Her gaggle with just a gang of women screaming.

933
01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:59,300
Guess I'll just have we'll just have to find it ourselves.

934
01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:05,300
Just being sarcastic assholes about how hard it is to find something in a department store,

935
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:10,300
even after I told them which department and it was in and how to find said department.

936
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:14,300
A few minutes later, I got a phone call from a friend, like literally less than five minutes.

937
01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:16,300
A phone call? Oh, no.

938
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:19,300
They want me to bring up an item.

939
01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:21,300
It's the thing that the lady was asking for.

940
01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:26,300
No idea how she got up there so fast from where I last saw her.

941
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:30,300
Once I realized who it was for, I said, no, it's not my job to shop for customers.

942
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:33,300
She has to come to the department and get it herself.

943
01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:37,300
Just for a little background, the customer service desk has a bad habit of accepting the sales

944
01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:43,300
and expecting the sales staff to get stuff for customers who can't be bothered to go get it for themselves.

945
01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:46,300
And it felt really good to say no.

946
01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:48,300
I didn't know she wasn't disabled or anything, was she?

947
01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:51,300
No, they're walking around the whole damn store.

948
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:52,300
Weird.

949
01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:57,300
I then make it a point to walk by the customer service desk who had called me with an empty cart.

950
01:02:57,300 --> 01:02:59,300
I was collecting go bags.

951
01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:03,300
They were still there. Apparently, under the impression I was actually bringing it up.

952
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:06,300
So they didn't even tell on me.

953
01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:08,300
You ain't bringing shit up there.

954
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:10,300
What are you talking about? You never caught your car?

955
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,300
Exactly.

956
01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:15,300
I watched it laugh to myself as they walked back into the store to get it for themselves,

957
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:19,300
talking shit about me as they went, making sure it was loud enough for me to hear.

958
01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:23,300
I don't care, though. I even stopped by Cash Lanes to get...

959
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:30,300
Sorry, I even stopped by Cash Lanes as they checked out, just so they had to see me more as they checked out

960
01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:32,300
the item they had to go get for themselves.

961
01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:35,300
They were just aggondoning more.

962
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:37,300
I'm very confident he will get fired.

963
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:38,300
I know.

964
01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:43,300
P.S. I found out later that they were also addicted to the returns department before they ran into me.

965
01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:44,300
Damn.

966
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:46,300
So it's bitches over all.

967
01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:49,300
Next one is by Cosmolisa.

968
01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:51,300
Cosmolisa?

969
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,300
Yeah. Spurs and Puts.

970
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:58,300
I just had some old bitty come up behind me and place both her hands on my waist.

971
01:03:58,300 --> 01:04:00,300
What the fuck?

972
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:04,300
I've been in touch with my customers before and that shit is annoying.

973
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:07,300
I jumped back from her and alarmed, and she said,

974
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:09,300
It's okay.

975
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:12,300
You went on to ask me where our footwear department was.

976
01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:16,300
It's not okay. I hate strangers touching me, period.

977
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:17,300
Yeah.

978
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:20,300
I was so shocked I didn't even think to tell her off.

979
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:24,300
She came up behind me and grabbed his waist almost.

980
01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:27,300
Almost threw him off, bent him off.

981
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:31,300
It only hurts for a little bit, young man.

982
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:35,300
Fucking righteous rap while she's gone on.

983
01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:36,300
Ten-incher.

984
01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:38,300
Jesus.

985
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:42,300
Alright, and last one for today is Cricotta.

986
01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:44,300
Cricotta?

987
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:45,300
Cricotta.

988
01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:46,300
That's an interesting name and there's no numbers in it.

989
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:47,300
No.

990
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:51,300
And no one ever made that goddamn combination of words before.

991
01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:52,300
This person puts,

992
01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:56,300
I told her a thousand times her online order had not been fulfilled yet

993
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:59,300
and to please wait until the floor staff fulfilled her order

994
01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:03,300
so they can bring it to the front so that she could collect it.

995
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:11,300
She asks me to check and wait for it, my cash register for her order.

996
01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:13,300
She asked me to check and wait for it.

997
01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:14,300
Whatever.

998
01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:16,300
I told her once again I cannot access it,

999
01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:20,300
but I can have a manager let her know when her order is fulfilled

1000
01:05:20,300 --> 01:05:22,300
so they can bring it to her.

1001
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:27,300
Mind you, she already has her first fulfilled order sitting on my counter.

1002
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:29,300
I kept trying to hand it to her,

1003
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:32,300
but she kept refusing to take it and holding it up the line of people

1004
01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:34,300
who are starting to get annoyed.

1005
01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:36,300
So she was waiting for the other order to be fulfilled

1006
01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:39,300
before she left the counter.

1007
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:41,300
Can I just like wait and just move?

1008
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:42,300
No.

1009
01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:44,300
Like two steps to the, whatever, just back to the side.

1010
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:45,300
No.

1011
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:47,300
I'm going to go see these customers before they all come over this red thing

1012
01:05:47,300 --> 01:05:51,300
and kill me because they're always mad at the employee

1013
01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:54,300
and never at the person with like 6,000 items.

1014
01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:55,300
Like it's my fault.

1015
01:05:55,300 --> 01:05:56,300
Yeah.

1016
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:59,300
She was on her phone distracted and rude the entire time

1017
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:01,300
not listening to any information given to her

1018
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:03,300
and asking the same questions over and over.

1019
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:07,300
When I finally got her away from my counter so I could do my job,

1020
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:10,300
work the cash register, she floated back over to me at one point

1021
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:13,300
showing me her invoice, her invoice for an order fulfillment

1022
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:15,300
that did not exist.

1023
01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:19,300
The combination of impatience and the attention span of a peanut.

1024
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:22,300
Why do people think cashiers also practice sorcery?

1025
01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:25,300
Was I supposed to conjure her newer unfulfilled internet order

1026
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:29,300
from the ether while customers waited on my line to pay for their items?

1027
01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:33,300
Impatient people should be forced into attention span increasing

1028
01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:37,300
plus patient training programs before being released into the world.

1029
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:38,300
They would die.

1030
01:06:38,300 --> 01:06:42,300
I think they really would.

1031
01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:44,300
I gotta watch this thing for how long?

1032
01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:46,300
I gotta do this for what?

1033
01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:49,300
Their brains would melt out their ears.

1034
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:51,300
So many people need it though.

1035
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:52,300
They really do need it.

1036
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,300
Yeah.

1037
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:56,300
I can think of a lot of people that actually do need it.

1038
01:06:56,300 --> 01:06:59,300
But that's all I got for Reddit on this segment.

1039
01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:01,300
Anything else to add before we head out for the evening?

1040
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:03,300
I guess that's it.

1041
01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:05,300
We did what we could people.

1042
01:07:05,300 --> 01:07:08,300
We're only human.

1043
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:10,300
And we will see you guys on the next one.

1044
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:11,300
Merry Christmas.

1045
01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:12,300
Merry Christmas.

1046
01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:41,300
Merry Christmas.