Hello and welcome back to the podcast. I'm Michael. I'm Noe. And we are the Knights of
Entertainment podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies, games, comic books, anime,
and more weekly. We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. Tonight we are
going to have a lot of fun. So. Yep. But we are. This is our pilot for Cozy Knights. Let's
see if you guys like it. A little bit of interesting stuff that I enjoy. Minus the NSFW. Alright,
so let's start off with the first segment of the night. It is called Weird News. Basically
the artist, I don't really like, like normal news is normal news, right? Everyone watches
the news. You gotta keep updated and understand what's going on in the world. But sometimes
you want to hear something weird and odd and fun and maybe not so like depressing like
the stuff that happens on news lately. So I went through and found a few stuff that's
just a little bit light hearted. One of them is a little bit creepy. So buckle up. So this
one happened on Thursday. I guess this is from Sky News. So it's a bridge because they
do the dates differently. So it's Thursday 7 December 2023. Venice tourists flipped gondola
after refusing to take a selfie or to stop taking selfies. So basically this gondolier
was taking these tourists on the Rio de la Verona, Rio de la Verona, sorry, near the
near the Venice Opera House. And he's like going under a bridge and he's telling them
hey, you need to take your phones, stop taking selfies and distribute yourselves so that
we can make this turn or whatever was going on. They didn't listen. So when he hits the
bridge, sorry, I'm trying to cut, he hits the bridge, they capsize over into cold water
instantly. So and the gondolier is a hero, by the way. He helped one get out of the water
and dove back in for the other tourist. So he's like he's a god damn hero and no one
was hurt, thankfully. So there you go. Just a fun little light story. This one also happened
on Thursday 7 December 2023. This is Hispanic, a Mexican. You're going to find out how to
un-Mexican I am when I try to pronounce this Mexican city. In Merida, Mexico, a swarm of
locusts was sighted over the city. Very rare sighting and people are freaked out that it's
an omen. So if the 10 plagues are coming, we'll find out in a few days, I guess. This
was like three days ago. All right, last news for the weird news. By the way, if you have
arachnophobia, I suggest you skip ahead. So Colin Blake and his wife, they're from North
umberland and for their 35th anniversary, they decided to go on a cruise. During one
of the nights, the boat docked at a Mercaille south of France and they decided to spend
the evening taking in the sights. And throughout the night, Colin realized that one of his
toes had suddenly swollen up and turned purple. And his wife's like, oh, maybe it's your new
sandals are rubbing against your toe and it's causing an irritation. And so the next morning,
he goes to the doctor, the onboard doctor on the cruise. And he's like, the doctor's
like, no, you got bitten by a Peruvian wolf spider and she laid eggs in your toe. And
he cuts the toe open and all these eggs fall out. So after the vacation, Colin goes to
the hospital, the doctor's giving him antibiotics and done and done. He goes about his life.
But then four weeks later, he knows that something, he noticed something weird. He goes back to
the hospital. Then they, uh, they have a look and they realized one of the eggs hatched
and was trying to eat his way out of his toe. So, uh, that's it for weird names. What do
you think? That's terrifying. I know, right? It was the weirdest one I found. It was horrifying.
Oh my. Yeah. Cause it turned out Peruvian wolf spiders, they like to hitch a ride on
a cruise ship, on a cargo ships. So they ended up in France or anywhere in the world basically.
And they just happened to run into Colin. I've never heard of a spider doing that though.
Don't figure. Laying eggs in you? Yeah. Like how long was he sitting down? How long did
it take to just like, the spider just like one egg at a time. Bam, bam, bam. You know
what I mean? Like 50 eggs in his foot. I mean, I've heard of other things. Like, uh, one
of the creepiest things I've heard is that, um, whenever there's a roach and it goes into
your ear, which apparently does happen to some people. Some man. Thanks a lot for that.
They can't turn around and they can't back up. They better back up. So they start eating.
Oh, well, yeah. Just eating through your brain, huh? Eating into your eardrum. That's quite
a way to go. Go deaf from a roach. I guess buffet. The only way to get rid of it is drowning
in alcohol. Oh really? Like rubbing alcohol. Man. Well guys, I hope you won't or mineral
oil. I better remember that. That would, oh, that would be imagine that it'd be painful
to like, you would really start feeling it. Yeah. And then you have to go to the doctor
or whatever for them to tweeze it out. Yeah. And then if they light eggs. Well, hopefully
by that, well, if it starts eating, you'll know it's in there. Imagine the pain though.
Yeah. I mean, this guy had no idea that, and he spent the whole night at the, at the in
Marseille. So he didn't even go until the next morning. So that spider was just like,
like, like a hundred eggs in there and dipped out. That's a weird thing. I don't know. They
must be tiny. I mean, I've heard of, um, I've heard of flies doing that. Maybe it wasn't
that many. Maybe. Cause like it described like they came pouring out, but it maybe was
just exaggerated. Maybe like three or four, you know, seems plausible. Is that like a
hundred? I didn't think that they could even lay eggs in something like that. I mean, was
he knocked the fuck out? Did he get fucked up? And then who knows? Well, I mean, they're
very drunk. Yeah. I'm saying. And Matt tells looks struggling. Well, he's from Northumberland.
So he's been this British accent. Who knows? That is the news for the day. It's crazy.
Now you're afraid of cockroaches and, uh, spiders. If you weren't, well, you're always afraid
of spiders. Spiders are just creepy in general. I think it's a natural, uh, human evolutionary
defense and not like spiders, spiders or snakes. Yeah. Cause they killed all our ancestors
alive. That's why whenever somebody has either one of those as a pet, they're ostracized.
Yeah. I don't know what evolutionary trait you lost. All right. So we move on to the
cozy kitchen because if there's anything in this world that's universally loved hands
down it's food and drink. No one can, no one can complain about food and drink. They can
if they don't like the food, but everyone loves it. You know what I mean? It's not like
a movie, a TV show, a book, uh, politics. It is universally beloved. Everybody loves
something. Everyone loves something to eat. Yeah. So we start with, uh, do you enjoy gin?
Then I have the perfect place for you. Atlas Bar in Singapore. They boast one of the most
diverse gin installations in the entire world. 1300 varieties. Over 1300 varieties. So, uh,
I say you buy yourself a ticket and get your drink on if you like gin. I know where I'm
sitting. I'm my brother. Now we move on to, um, this one, uh, for some reason involves
Elvis Presley. The, uh, the fool's gold loaf was, uh, it was created, uh, by a Denver based
restaurant, the Colorado mine company, which has been so far, uh, it's closed down since
then. It consists of a single wand hollowed out loaf of bread filled with the contents
of one jar of creepy, a creamy peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, one pound of bacon
and it's, uh, 8,000 calories. Didn't Elvis eat like two of those a day? Here's the story
that's connected to the King. Allegedly he went one day to that restaurant and bought
one and liked it so much that, uh, he remembered it. And like a few years later or a few months
later or whatever, he really wanted one. So he got on his jet from Graceland, flew out
to Denver, bought 22 of them. Bear in mind, this was, they were 49.95 a piece back in
1976. Then he, him and his buddies flew all the way back to Graceland and ate all 22 of
them in two hours. Good God, I knew Elvis was a fat fuck, but damn, there you go. Elvis
enjoyed him some delicious food. No wonder he died on the street. That's the, that's
the, that's the legend, but he didn't actually die on a twelfth. I've researched that too.
That would be the worst way to go. Majesty died on his throne. And so while we're in
the kitchen, I figured instead of just talking about food, we try some ourselves. So I bought
me some food from Japan with no English translations whatsoever. A mistake on my part. I figured
we'd, uh, we'd pull one out and give it a taste and see what it's like. See what we
got. A bag of chips, I'm guessing, or cookies or cheese-its maybe. It's got a little frog
on the, I don't know. Uh, those are, you know what these are? Shrimp. Yeah. Everything's
in Japanese. Now one word in English. Well, let's give it a try. Oh, the little, uh, oh,
these are pretty much like cheese puffs. Oh, there's the aftertaste. Okay. They had a quite
good, like sour cream at the end. I know these are, these are good though. You like them?
All right. That's our, uh, kitchen for, that's our trip to the kitchen for today. We'll see
you guys on the next Cozy Kitchen. And now we move on to the next segment. Um, curiosities
of the world. Uh, if you're like me, you enjoy, um, because nowadays everything's like mass
produced. You can have like one of like a thousand, you know, like one item in thousand
replicates. I always enjoyed like interesting objects or, or like stuff off the beaten path.
Like people, when people go to Paris, they want to see the Eiffel Tower. I'd rather go
see the catacombs underground and get lost and eaten by a zombie or something, something
out of the ordinary. So if you're, if you like light shows, I mean, like if you love
like thunderstorms, I mean, where we live, we don't because they usually equate to a
horrendous natural disaster coming. But if you'd love a lightning shows, then I have
a great place for you. It's a lake. Oh boy. Mara. Yeah. Lake Maracaibo in Venezuela. It's
as best as I can pronounce it. It is called the, uh, uh, Kata tumbo lightning. Uh, it
usually goes over and around the lake. Uh, it means house of thunder in the language
of the Bali people or the Bari people. Sorry. And it occurs about sorry, the Bari.
It occurs 140 to 160 nights a year, uh, nine hours per day while lightning flashes, uh,
16 to 40 times per minute. So it is a truly magnificent lightning storm over the lake.
You can just sit, you don't have to worry about it. Use the extra storm to it. Like
you get, you'll be in the edge, right? And just watch it over the landscape. It's beautiful.
We should go someday. Uh, we should be, and I knew you should, and you should probably
try to catch it as soon as you can because, uh, flash frequency changes throughout the
year. Like, uh, there was none between January and March of 2010 because of a drought. So
it might be gone forever one day. All right. Now we move on to, I lost my page. How do
you guys know how this is the pilot? This is how you tell. Um, awesome history. Yes.
I lost the page, the history as much as history has been lost to eons. Cause no one writes
it down. I lost mine. I had a good one though. Let me look it up again. Look, we lost the
library of Alexandria. Yeah. We sure got taken back several thousand years and went to the
dark ages. I guess it did precipitate the drug. I just didn't. So we are going to be
discussing the, uh, oof, uh, uh, earth, Furt it's German. I'm sorry. Merverts, Lutrine disaster.
Uh, it occurred on the 26th, July 11, 84 during the reign of King Henry the, uh, six King
of Germany later, Holy Roman Emperor. So it happened due to, uh, there was a few between
this guy named, uh, Landgrove Louis the third of, Oh boy. There is there the ring gear,
the ring gear and, uh, arch, uh, archbishop Conrad of mains. They were having a really
heated dispute over something that doesn't say why, what it was a feud and it got so
intense that the King had to intervene. So he called them all to, um, uh, effort, uh,
to meet in a meeting for at the, uh, Petersburg Citadel. And he invited and then any other
double in the country, if they wanted to come, they could show up too. So of course, you
know, the King invites you somewhere. You're all going to show up. They get to the Citadel.
They they piled in on the 26th and, uh, they're all standing around the building and the wooden
floor is old and weak. So it collapses and all of them fall into the cellar, uh, where
the feces is that 60 dead nobles, many, many drowned in human excrement or they suffocated
from the fumes of the composed waste. The lucky ones got crushed to the death immediately.
Oh gosh. Uh, King, uh, King Henry survived cause he was standing on a, uh, a stone, a
stone, he was standing on a stone floor. He's like, there he was. I'm like, ah, yeah. Could
you imagine? Oh, you know, ourselves the plan from the beginning. It's funny you say that
cause it says here, uh, uh, uh, just a moment. Where'd it go? It said it's something, it's
hilarious. Oh, it's gone. It said something. Yeah. Accidental. Cause it says perpetrator
was Henry, Henry the sixth is accidental. They got my bad. It's funny that, uh, Louie
the third survived. I don't know if archibald con rent. So I guess technically the feud
was to, you know, settle. Yeah. Well, which one of them, yeah. Imagine drowning in shit
by throwing up to and not just like normal human waste. Cause I think about it. Our service
is now, I just realized like, I got pile of shit going down your throat. I didn't have
cleaners back then. Oh man. You know, like, think about it now. We flushed through our
sewer system, not just toilet waste, but also like shower water, stuff like that. So it's
constantly other things like still stinks, but it's not just permeating there making
a monster on the ground. I bet you something grabbed at the bottom and just yanked it down.
The monster turd. Yeah. Just some sewage monster just grabbed everybody. It ate half of them
and they just, they just covered it up. There's a shit monster underneath the city. Beards
were extended. Now it has to be purified. You're late. It must be appeasing. As we have
another accident like long before. Oh God. I feel sick now from this time. It wasn't
as bad when I was reading about myself, but thinking about it, just like, just like a
mouthful of shit. And then vomit on top of that. Cause you know that we're throwing up.
Exactly. We're throwing up on each other. And not just tasting it and hailing it. Some of
them died from the fumes. Some of them died just from the fumes. Just from the shit. Like
they probably didn't. They were probably like on top of someone else. Right. And they just
choked on like the shit. Like the game Last of Us just choking on spores. Only in shit
fumes and shit particle. They had the King Henry must've been like, damn, we have time
to get me out of here. Cause it's like cover his mouth. Nope. Not for me. Instead of he
got out of there as fast as he could out of the whole city. The way I got to go. The whole
city smelled like shit for days. Quite the story to tell your kids. Oh God. Imagine being
that person that that's your legacy. Where it's like you're the heir to one of these
noble people. It's like, yeah, my daddy died in the pile of shit. I thought it sucked so
bad. Like imagine that though where it's like, you get the, you get the letter in the mail
from the King. Like your daddy dead. He died in the pile of shit. My condolences. Cause
my mother's like, did he die in war? No, he died fighting for his life. Yeah. He just
fucking did. Fighting with every ounce he had to claw his way out of that fucking shit
store. Literally. Oh man. 60 people died. God. We don't even have people die like that.
That's already. We don't know the porta potty companies. They keep their death secret. Do
it. I'm kidding. I'm just, I'm just sharing random bullshit. I've been to a party once
and uh, just that turnt looking right back at you. Like there's nowhere to go. It's
sitting around on top of everything else. So imagine an entire room like that. The whole
cellar was full of shit. Imagine how much there was for them to drown in it. Oh my God.
A fucking Olympic sized pool of shit. It was nice. That church must have been fucking stank.
Go in for Sunday mass and be like, Oh Lord, open the windows. Jesus, please. Jesus can't
say that. The bishop like God left his place a long time ago. God is dead here. I'm sorry.
All right guys. That's it for cozy nights. A little pilot. I hope you guys enjoy it.
I'll add segments. I'll take segments away. I'll put segments on cool, you know, so they
don't get overdone. You know, I'm, I'm still working on it. If you like it, we'll keep
going. Cozy nights. What were you, you know, make you laugh a little, make you learn a
little, make you vomit a little. That makes you terrified of spiders. Oh, especially spiders.
So we signed off with a be good to each other. Be safe out there. Signing off. All right.
What do we have in urban dictionary today? All right. I guess we're just going to wing
this. I forgot to add them. I got a few. How many do you want? You want all of them? I
want all of the urban dictionary. Imagine if I do get through this. There's no more
words. We're done with the words. Let's see. Put them in a pastry cause I'm tired of writing
them down. See that's first world problem right there. I forget how, how, how I am,
how the, you know, the type of person I am for some of the pictures I've got for no reason.
All right. We've, we start with eight ball. I'll let you finish drinking before you spit
back in my face. Eight ball. So we're not talking about Matthew. I wish eight ball is
a game where you try to fit eight testicles in your mouth at once. Oh my God. Man. John
loves playing eight ball. Did you see how good Sydney was at eight ball last night?
There's always like a sentence like the after the bottom of the definition. My, my thought
is just the logistics of that. I'm assuming they're like, uh, all right, four people.
Well, I mean like if they're separated from the body, maybe like they're just swollen
bull balls. It's like a chipmunk. Cause logistically it's impossible. That's what I was going to
say. You're like, let me ass and dick everywhere. This was uploaded from Nim, uh, NimNam, uh,
July 23rd, 2019. All right. Let's see what else we got here. We got the, uh, the Philly
tuxedo. You ever heard of that? No. A combination of sweatpants, a t-shirt slash Jersey of one
Philly sports team and a hat of another team. Example Eagles Jersey with a Philly's hat.
Okay. So I don't want to give us canceled really fast. So I can't say, uh, we got, that
was by Hey Lawrence, how you been man? November 23rd. This is for just to himself. I was like,
Hey Lawrence, how you been? Maybe he's looking for some guy named Lawrence. Uh, we got a
ham yo. It's a one of many movies with a cameo by actor John Ham. A ham yo. Yeah. I had a
cameo. Yeah. I see my, I was already assuming it was going to get really bad. This was by
a Jesus F Trotsky April 5th, 2011. And, uh, what else we got? Uh, that for some reason.
All right. Moving on. Uh, here we go. Uh, Cobbing. Oh boy. The male version of Vabbing.
When a guy wants to attract partners, but wants to go all natural, you misspelled that.
No, you didn't. Yeah, you did. No, you didn't. Or has no money. They will take a bit of their
pre-com and use it like a cologne. Let's use their natural fair most to attract them. You
know, party. What? They must've been watching. No, there's something about Mary. You put
she used come as a hair gel. No, it was some dude that just had to come up with a reason
why he, he just on himself. That's all that is. Cause like his, like his cheeks all crusty
because he hit. Oh, or yeah. I just, um, you know, like I imagine like he was jacking off.
He came hit himself. He was exhausted from work passed it, woke up just a crust on his
eyeballs or something. And they saw my work. What the hell happened to you? Oh, I'm, I'm,
I'm not I'm on cobbling carbon. This was by Geckmen on a may 15th, 20 23. Very recent.
That's very recent. This one's a Danish expression called fly fucking and not as bad as you think
I'm fly.
Fly fucking what? My head?
It can get pretty bad what I'm thinking.
Fly fucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.
So just an asshole basically.
Yeah.
It's like, does it matter, bro? Does it matter?
Basically, you know what I mean? We all know those people.
This was by Phantasm8 on April 13th, 2007.
Damn you, ready?
Okay.
Uh, Suitcase Pimp.
Yeah. In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend-slash-husband of a porn star,
who takes care of the details of the star's personal and or business affairs.
So, in other words, a cuck.
A cuck.
Just broke as hell.
Just watching his girl just get railed.
Get just trained all the time.
Tear rolling down his eye.
Just gotta get that PlayStation 5.
So, in other words, Will Smith?
He's not a cuck. He's just a poor man.
He's suffered indignities by a succubus.
I don't understand why he's still...
You know what? It's one of my business.
It's one of my business.
You know, it's a sad thing.
99% of people even agree.
You know how everybody's divided on most things?
That's one thing where everybody is telling her, just shut the fuck up.
Stop telling this man's business.
It'd be like you're killing, right?
And like you're standing in line.
And Jada comes up behind you.
She's like, you know, I'm in love with Tupac, right?
And I was like, what?
What?
That's what she does.
Like she just randomly pops up and gives you information.
You don't ask for it.
You hear her like, huh?
You're like, Tupac had alopecia.
You're like, what?
Like you go up to the Will Smith manor to drop some food off.
You're a door dash.
She just opens the door.
And she's like, I don't will.
And I have been separated for six years.
I'm like, it's 1957.
I don't know.
I didn't ask.
Please don't tell.
You ever tried the, the whistle challenge?
It's five shots in 20 minutes.
Is it now five?
Is that good?
I don't know.
I'm not much of a drinker.
It's not even that hard.
OK.
Well, it's.
How many shots in 20 minutes?
It's me bitches one.
March 7th, 2011.
I guess I know who it is.
It's me, bitch.
It's Brandy, bitch.
Five shots in 20 minutes.
Isn't that difficult?
I know alcohol.
Alcoholics that can drink like 30.
Almost killed themselves with alcohol poisoning.
Kill me yet.
It won't kill me now.
It's knocking them back.
Exactly.
Let me see what else I can find.
I should have been more prepared.
They expect it from you.
It's fine.
What a cletus cock master.
Let's find out.
Together.
When a girl takes a man's cock, a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper
lip.
OK.
That doesn't sound appeasing or anything.
It's just like a goofy little.
She pretends she's got a mustache with her penis, I guess.
I guess trying to do a selfie.
Like duck face with a dick on your neck.
Weird.
Duck face alone is annoying to watch.
Mostly whatever.
It's one of those kind of women where they get the lip fillers and they do it and it's
like, bitch, that is so stupid.
Look at him.
All right.
Let's do one more.
Make it slap.
When people are fucking and it makes a clapping sound when the guy's pelvis hits the girl's
ass.
So normal.
Just clapping cheeks.
Yeah, that's all it is.
You ever play Dark Souls?
You'll learn a lot about clapping cheeks.
You try to survive every second of that game.
And you're the one getting...
Yeah.
Believe me.
There's actually an achievement in Dark Souls where you die for the first time and it's
only like 92% complete.
Really?
So there's people that just don't die.
Weird.
That is very surprising.
Let's end it with this one.
Fop.
Fop is a fat old pussy.
Darn.
At least that one fits.
This is perfect.
Well, not perfect, but...
Old pussy's good pussy.
Moving on.
My lips are chapped as fuck.
This is from my old pussy.
From a heat and dry pussy.
It's all the moisture.
It's all the moisture from my lips.
What the fuck?
It left you a crust.
Basically.
My lips are pretty fucked up though.
Alright, this is going to be part two of our recap from last week.
Oh yeah.
Blue, blue actresses.
Yeah.
Finishing up this one for you.
We are on episode 13.
We are?
Thought we were on episode 6.
Thought we only had half of them.
We did.
Okay.
Half of them was 12.
Holy shit.
24 of them?
25 episodes.
Damn.
It's a lot longer than you think.
The things that people don't realize.
So, starting off with episode 13.
Title of it is Proof.
So we have Shura, has been a former apprentice of Shiro.
Imposed as one of Ren's classmates because she was tasked to investigate his connection with Satan.
Shiro has requested that Shura, a girl with some big titties...
She got some big titties.
Shiro has asked Shura to look after Ren.
He can pick great names.
Shiro.
Back to back.
Shiro being Ren's...
Moral invalider.
Shura trying to figure them both out.
Yeah.
Shiro is the priest.
The older priest that had died from Satan.
Okay.
So Ren's foster father asked this girl Shura to look after him.
Should anything happen to him?
With orders to kill him if his connection is proven true.
She is divided between fulfilling her duty and keeping Shura's request.
Her doubts are cleared when she discovers that Ren loved Shura as his father.
And Shura was actually raising him as a son, not a weapon against Satan.
So that's the entire thing for episode 13.
We go into episode 14 called A Fun Campaign Trip.
And that's kind of your thing.
What was the...
Oh, handsy headmasters.
With a big titty girl.
Wow.
So at the start of the summer vacation, the class must take a three day drill.
Ren remembers Shiro and is happy he has finally found his friends.
Like he's actually not... it's not just him and his brother talking anymore.
He's actually found people that he gets along with.
Cool.
The class must find peg lanterns hidden in the forest and return with them.
Ren, Shime, Ryuji, and Renzu, and Konakonaru find one of the peg lanterns.
A demon that consumes living things.
Like moths and stuff like that.
Like it eats other demons that are smaller, basically.
That fly into it.
And work together to transport it across the bridge.
So basically the lantern can come to life.
And actually if it's not fed enough, it'll come to life.
The plant goes awry when Ren accidentally destroys the bridge and awakens a Chuuchi, an insect demon.
So a moth demon, basically.
We go on to episode 15 called Act of Kindness.
Ryuji saves Ren from the Chuuchi, displaying a strong friendship between them.
The students return to camp, which is attacked by a Maimon.
The brother that I showed you in the last episode.
Where he's got like green hair, stuff like that.
What, it's like the top hat not one's brother?
Yeah.
And his behemoth, familiar.
A Maimon forces Ren to fight again.
They've already fought once, he's forcing them to fight again.
And Ryuji, Konakonaru, and Renzu try to help but are defeated.
Having no other way to protect his friends, Ren is forced to reveal his secret.
He easily overpowers a Maimon but quickly loses control and goes on a rampage.
Cracking Kurikara in the process.
So then we go on to episode 16 called The Wager.
Arthur Augusta Angel, the paladin of this world basically,
that's directly under the pope, like he's the number one warrior basically for this church,
captures Ren and brings him before the Vatican, where Mephisto is placed on trial for treason.
Ren's friends offer to help except for Konakonaru, who is too afraid to do so.
The group travels to a temple in Kyoto to fix Ren's cracked sword,
where Yukio and Ryuji are plunged into doubt by Mara, the statue demons, and tell them to kill Ren.
Basically they go into this temple with like Buddhist statues where they say kill Ren, kill Ren, because you hear demons.
At the Vatican, Mephisto states that the reason for keeping Ren alive is to have him defeat Satan.
The trial is interrupted by an enraged Maimon eager to beat Ren.
Because basically he of course a demon that doesn't take very kindly to losing a small fight.
So he comes back with his behemoth demon, one to fight again.
Episode 17 is called Temptation.
The Grigori, which is the group that is overseeing the trial, they're kind of like the judges of the Vatican in this world,
accepts Mephisto's bet, which is whether Ren will come to defeat Satan or join him.
That's Mephisto's bet, is that he'll say. He says that Ren will defeat Satan and not join him.
Ren defeats a Maimon once more, and the Grigori gives him six months to pass the Exorcist exam.
Ren's friends now have mixed feelings about him after learning of his relationship with Satan.
Shura gives Ren his first training assignment to learn to control his flames.
So this big-tinted girl, her first task is basically to try to teach Ren how to use his blue flames.
Because his blue flames can actually kill demons.
So she's trying to get him to, instead of only activating his flames whenever he's enraged or trying to defend somebody,
to actually physically control flames.
To where you don't burn your friends and stuff like that, instead of just constantly on fire.
Konakamaru is haunted by a Gufu, a crow demon that preys on fear of Ren.
Izumo and Ren are then attacked by that same demon.
So basically a demon takes advantage of Konakamaru being extremely afraid of Ren at this point,
and uses that darkness to possess him.
Episode 18 is called Gale.
The Gufu has possessed Konakamaru, has convinced him to kill Ren.
Jesus.
Yeah.
You know what you should do, hey.
Yeah.
Knowing Konakamaru is possessed, Ren attacks him, going for the Gufu.
But this creates a misunderstanding with his friends.
Shura locates a portal to an abandoned laboratory in a forest.
Ryuji witnesses Konakamaru succumbing to the Gufu.
Ren slays the Gufu and saves his life.
So basically he has learned at this point to at least control his flames enough to destroy what he's wanting to destroy
and not hurt other things that are around.
Ashamed of causing so much trouble, Konakamaru decides to leave the academy,
but Ren convinces him to stay, which helps him reconcile with the others.
Episode 19 is called An Ordinary Day.
The Esquires, which I know you hated the name of, where it's the X-Wires.
X-Wires?
But they're called the Esquires.
Oh yeah.
Decide to throw a surprise party for Izumo.
After Izumo finds out...
Oh yeah, the X-Men rip-off suit.
Yeah, I remember now.
However, Izumo finds out and says that the party should also be dedicated to those whose birthdays have already passed.
The friends then include those whose birthdays are yet to come.
In the end, the party becomes a celebration to everyone's birthdays and friendship.
Yukio confides in Shimei that he does not really know his or Ren's true birthday, since Shiro told them it was December 27th.
But that was the day he met them orphaned.
So whenever he found them in the forest, basically.
Just picked whatever day he found them?
Yeah, that's their birthday.
Yukio then receives a call for help.
Yomu, Yomu.
Revealing that their monastery that they left earlier in episode 2, I believe, it's been attacked at this point.
So they're not emptier?
There's some people there?
Yeah, like the...
Thought it was closed down when that guy died.
Like the normal monks and... I guess not monks, but other priests.
They're still there.
Episode 20 is called Mask.
The brothers discover that their monastery was attacked by a masked man whose objective is to kill Satan's relatives.
Yukio tranquilizes Ren to keep him from going after the man, upsetting Shiro, who feels the move was unlike him.
She motivates Ren to control his flames at this point even more, so that way he gains even more control over him.
Ryuji, Konakamaru, and Renzo are held hostage by the masked man, and Mephisto is arrested by Arthur for unauthorized biological research.
What? When did he become a science fiction series?
Like, Mephisto is like... fucking crazy. He's a looney-tank.
Like, he does some weird shit that nobody's expecting ever.
Like, whatever you expect him to do in the series, he does something even just out of the ordinary.
And of course, he's arrested by the paladin, Arthur.
Ren manages to control his flames, saving his friends.
The culprit flees, and Shiro realizes that it is a woman who is Newhouse's wife.
So that's the twist, kind of. It's one of the teacher's wife, the masked person.
Episode 21 is called The Secret Garden.
Yukio meets Ernest Frederick Ejen, who claims to be his grandfather and reveals the truth about his mother Yuri Ejen, who was killed by the Vatican.
Ren and Shiro learn that Newhouse's wife, Michelle Newhouse, is dead and is now a reanimated corpse possessed by a spider demon.
So the teacher's wife was actually killed.
Like, she's possessed by a spider demon. And if you listened to earlier in our podcast, just this time, it's like a theme today. Spiders.
So they've just been banging spiders this whole time? Oh man, that's traumatic.
Michelle is now in Shimei's garden.
Arthur comes to slay her, but when Ren risks his life for her, Michelle realizes he is good and dies protecting him.
Ernst takes over the True Cross Order, appointing Yukio as the new paladin.
So basically, this guy Ernest Frederick Ejen is claiming to be Ren and Yukio's grandfather, and he basically took over the True Cross Order.
Okay. And the Vatican. And he appointed Yukio into Arthur's place.
So like he just overthrew the entire setup. The whole hierarchy. Pretty much, yeah.
And if you want to take his place, you have to duel him. I know Yukio.
Episode 22 is called Demon Hunting.
Armed with special weapons, the Esquires take part in a widespread crusade to destroy all demons, even the good ones.
And that includes like that cat that we talked about in the last episode, Kuro. They're wanting to even kill Kuro.
So even technical demons they're trying to kill. Not just the ones that are attacking humans and stuff like that.
They start questioning the True Cross Order's actions. Yukio is doing it because Ernst claimed it will help destroy Gehenna, the demon world.
Meaning both Yukio and Ren would be human again.
Ren is arrested as Ernst plans to use him as a living sacrifice to open the Gehenna Gate.
Yukio attempts to intervene, but once his friends reach them, they find that Yukio has demonic powers, which he did not know that he had.
He's also awakened them. So he's got the same powers as Ren, basically, since he's the son of Satan as well.
And he's like the not like a baseline where they're stronger than normal demons. Yeah.
Since they are the sons of Satan, like Ren is stronger. Like even against a Maimon, Ren is stronger.
It reminds me of Inuyasha, the brother, because the wolf demon was like the OP. They've always just been like baseline stronger just for no reason.
And then when they train, they're even stronger than that.
Episode 23 is called Truth. Ernst opens the Gehenna Gate so he can destroy Gehenna supposedly with this like nuclear weapon.
When Yukio's blood mixes with that of Ren, it awakens his demonic powers.
Satan shows Yuri's past to Yukio. So basically, I his time in Egypt.
That's a fair. Yeah.
Basically, you have Satan actually trying to communicate with Yukio at this point, trying to give him visions of what the past look like and stuff like that and how they became came to be born.
So he's given him a sexto. Oh damn.
Turns out Yuri, which is their mother, she was an exorcist who led him to possess her so that he could experience Asiya, which is the human world, and became pregnant with the twins at that point.
So it's kind of like the Christian myth or Christian philosophy of the Immaculate Conception, where she didn't have any kind of actual like sexual activity, was a virgin, but she still birthed Jesus.
Same thing in the story, only damn Satan. Okay.
So she gave birth to Yukio and Ren, but while she was possessed.
Enraged Ernst ordered her dead.
Satan unintentionally caused the Blue Knight to free Yuri, who gave birth before dying.
Mephisto and Shiro were sent to kill her children, but Shiro was unable to do so.
Adopting them and said, in the present, Satan is possessing Yukio now.
Damn. So while he was showing him all these memories and stuff like that, he possessed him.
Why do I feel like he's a good, like Satan's a nice guy.
He's not. There's one, isn't there one anime where like he comes to the world, he tries to be a good person, and he works like some dead end job, he can't make enough money.
Oh, the devil is a part timer. Yeah.
He works at Whack Donald.
Struggling with his life.
But that's not like this. Okay. This is like, like, Satan, Satan. No, it's not.
Not the comedy. Not trying to make ends meet.
Where he's struggling a little to be the apartment.
Like he's selling plasma on the way.
He can work in any kind of part time extra jobs he can do. God, day.
Can't even afford a fucking umbrella.
How much of these like what was the reason for that?
Why did he come to Earth? He has to struggle.
Well, he escaped for the devil is part timer. He left the other world that he was in because he was getting beaten by those heroes.
He's like, I will return.
Where he's like all buff and shit. Then he comes into this where he looks like a little 15 year old.
Jesus.
And then he's going to find a job.
Because there's no magic on Earth, technically.
Oh, does he have any abilities or anything?
He does, but he's got to sparingly use them because he'll use up all the magic that he has.
Sheesh. Is it just like, because that's like the true storytelling when you take an extraordinary thing,
and you put it in ordinary circumstances.
Yeah.
So does he like fight other monsters and help people or is he just struggling to pay bills?
A little of both.
The hero that was supposed to kill him in the other world came to Earth as well on that story.
Where she's also struggling a little bit, but not like to that level.
Like she works as a telemarketer.
Jesus. He is just.
But she's got money.
Where him, he is broke and he works for minimum wage.
If anyone wants to make a good story, that's the seed to plant.
You have to make it ordinary with elements of extraordinary.
Like Spider-Man is a perfect example.
He's a superhero, but all he eats is ramen noodles.
Give him real struggles in real life that you can relate to,
but then have him be extraordinary during the fight in the lizard or doctor octopus.
So the devil part of a great story.
I'll cover one of these things.
Cool.
So that way you can hear all the...
Broke as fuck.
He puts his last money before he gets paid right into the vending machine,
and he gets stuck in the vending machine like, no!
That doesn't have to happen yet.
Or like he's got one of his...what is it? A story.
He's got a general that comes over with him at the same time,
but they both obviously de-age to where they don't look and have the same abilities
that I did in the other world, where he's like going through the couponing and his shit.
Oh fuck! That's some legit...I gots to watch that.
Couponing, yeah.
You know, on certain times of the certain week when they have sales.
That sounds like the greatest fucking show.
And then there's another one where he comes over and like there was a point in it
where he was fighting Satan, and technically that's who it is,
but it's Lucifer, which is a little...he's like a little angel,
but he's got black wings and stuff like that,
but he's a otaku where he wants to stay in the room all the time just on a computer,
because he eventually comes over to that world.
Him too, god damn.
And he spends all their money on useless shit.
Jesus.
But yeah, I'll cover that sometime for you.
All the stupidity that goes on.
Alright, continuing, episode 24 of 25.
Satan's Spawn is the title.
So Rin and his friends are defeated by Satan, who's still possessing Yukio at this point,
and flee as Satan begins destroying the town,
while the other Esquires help evacuate the academy.
Rin manages to get his brother to regain consciousness,
though Satan's possession causes him to shoot Rin,
since he still has those guns.
The shock from shooting his brother, the only family he has left,
causes Yukio to break through and finally expel Satan from his body,
and the brothers reconcile.
Does he like fly out or does he just come out his ass or what?
It's like flames that just come off of him, basically.
Episode 25, which is the last episode of the season, is called Stop Time.
Hordes of demons come in through the Gehenna Gate,
torturing everyone until the Esquires come up with a plan to open the gate to the Vatican,
where it is daytime.
Since demons are stronger at night, they're trying to find a way to kind of repel all the demons back.
So what they do is there's these doors that they have that they link basically to different parts of the world,
where they can just walk through them and it's like the door,
like a certain key opens to a certain area and stuff like that.
So like if you have a master key, you can open up a door to anywhere, basically.
But they find, oh, well, it's daylight still at the Vatican,
so if we find a way to organize these mirrors, like these giant mirrors, to shine back through it,
it kind of creates like a... it'll destroy all those lower level demons and shit coming through,
since they can't withstand sunlight.
So they reflect the sunlight back to where the Academy is,
where it is nighttime to weaken the monsters.
Rin and Yukio seize this opportunity and combine their demonic powers,
destroying the Gehenna Gate and basically having the ability to fly at that point.
They can fly?
Yeah, because they kind of team up or whatever and destroy the entire Gehenna Gate, everything.
So Satan basically loses his head.
I was like, damn it, I'll see you guys later.
One month later, things are back to normal at the True Cross Academy,
and the twins pay a visit to their mother's grave before returning to their duties as exorcists.
And that's how the season ends.
Nice little end.
Not a bad end.
Let's say you had Satan come in and not have like that one guy from Inuyasha
to like 50,000 episodes to meet him.
Oh my God.
He had so many... he had so many plots. I thought it was a joke.
Like, Blue Exorcist is at least for the most part pretty straightforward.
Like it's not a... it's not a like a Naruto level shonen.
Kamaharu, it seemed like.
You kept saying that name. I can't remind me of the kid from Naruto.
You know, like the one close to his name?
The little kid. Yeah.
The one that bothers the fuck out of Naruto.
It's like the grandson of like the Hokage.
Yeah, the third Hokage.
Everyone's so respectful to him and he really just knocks the shit out of him.
For the fun of it.
And he also teaches him eventually how to use like Prasengan and stuff like that.
And that like naughty woman Jitsu want to.
The sexy Jutsu.
Yeah.
All right. Let's go over some Reddit now.
Okay.
Let's see what we can have on this.
These are all retail, by the way.
I think freaking airport out there.
I've been hearing plans all for God dang day.
Yeah, we're going to war. It's fine.
All right. So these are all retail stories.
First one is by no paleontologist 4546.
This person puts to the Gira Giri Giri at sick to the geriatric ask Karen.
He told me to wake up all because I let out a little yawn.
Mind your own damn business and fuck right off.
Granny. God dang.
It wasn't even an aggressive one.
You're not any more.
I can't even let a goddamn yawn without some decrepit miserable lady complaining about it.
Customers are wild.
All ones are mean.
You have experience on it.
They didn't mean for no reason. Honestly.
It's not my fault. You're all the crab crabs in a bucket.
They try to bring you down a little bit.
Basically. Yeah.
Like if you try to escape the boiling water, they're going to drag you like we're all dying.
Exactly.
Next one is by joxert or guess it's joxert.
J O X E R T D.
Juxered.
Closing out.
Spurs boots.
I had a guy come up and lick his thumb and index finger.
Pick up a gift card and hand it to me telling me to put 75 on it.
Look, I just got over a stomach flu and I'm not looking ahead to do this again.
I tell the guy I'm not touching that and to please put it on the counter with the barcode facing up.
He asks me what my problem is and I tell him that he licked his fingers and touched the card.
I'm not wanting to get sick again.
He says, really?
Then he spit in my face.
I scan it and put 75 and hit enter.
I ask him to slide it through the card reader to activate it.
He does and asks me if I'm this bitchy with everyone.
His dad got joked.
I say not really, but I am picky about hygiene and germs.
I've gotten sick from this place so many times now.
It goes with the territory.
I mean, you see people all day.
Exactly.
They all get just sick eventually.
Next one is by the enchanted pug.
If you ever had a pug, that's a damn lie.
With a cross-eyed ass.
Were they human like screaming?
This person puts, your voice doesn't match your face.
This lady said this to me at work today.
Is she trying to say I'm ugly?
She had a customer do that too.
You ever notice when you see a person,
then they talk like their voice doesn't match to how they look?
There was this really tall guy, right?
He had a really high voice.
She was pretty much ragging all over him.
Leave that poor man alone.
Or you get one of those women that have a deep fucking voice.
It's like, whoa, what a terrible dinner.
Yes, my ass, I'm sorry.
Next one is by a Carrara, 59.
59, you should have added another tat.
I know.
They probably did, but they couldn't get it.
It's already used.
I work at an artisan chocolate shop, small biz,
two retail locations, website for shipping within the US.
This is our first year with Shopify.
We're having this repeated experience where customers will come into the store
or call us and tell us that they want something shipped.
We direct them to online order it because we're able to track their package
and shipping info and keep our records organized.
They throw a fit.
And then we have to tell them and spell out everything,
full name, address, credit card number, gift note for us so that an employee
can manually enter it and place the order on our website for them.
Damn.
Who goes into a store that has a website for shipping
and expects the store employee to enter the order on the website for them?
Am I missing something here?
In my opinion, it makes no sense.
But I want to be corrected if I'm wrong.
It's like when they want you to call another store for them
and ask them for something.
I'm like, why don't you just pick up your phone,
just look them for the number and do it yourself.
Do it yourself.
Like, I know people are scared to call people now,
but like, it's not that hard.
Sometimes you just don't want to talk to people like that.
Next one is by IC459.
This person puts,
I think this is possibly the dumbest customer I have ever encountered.
I worked at a shop which sold scratch cards amongst other things.
One shift.
I don't think that's your name.
It's down to a convenience store.
If I'm being honest here, I work at a shop.
So yeah, a convenience store.
You work at a sit-go, it's fine.
One shift, I was on the kiosk.
Cigarette, scratch card, customer service counter by myself.
Geez, cigarettes, huh?
I don't know, is that anymore?
When a middle-aged woman comes in looking annoyed,
I will be calling her DC as dumb customer.
Okay.
Me.
Hi there, how can I help?
DC is Daniel Cormier, the UFC fighter.
That would be even funnier.
That's the dumb customer.
She looks just like Daniel Cormier.
DC, I need to return these.
They're faulty.
DC reaches into her handbag and pulls out a gun
and just starts fucking blowing it.
Just starts lighting that bitch up.
Oh shit.
I'll get that right away, man.
And pulls out four of the one-euro scratch cards that we sell.
One euro, damn, that really knows.
I didn't even know they had convenience stores in Europe.
If I'm being honest, they always act surprisingly come here for them.
Me.
So scratch cards aren't actually refundable, unfortunately,
especially if you've already scratched them.
DC, you're not understanding.
I'm returning them because they're faulty.
Me, losing the will to live.
I'm sorry, in what way?
DC shows me the back of one of the scratch cards,
where it says there's a one in four chance of winning.
It says there are one in four winners.
Let me guess, because if she had four of them,
she was certain she was going to win.
That's what she was getting.
Oh, there's no way to convince her otherwise.
It says here that one in four are winners.
I bought four and I didn't win anything.
Oh, man.
Me.
Yeah, that's not really how that works.
DC, do you know that you're selling products
with mislabeled and misleading information?
It says here that one in four scratch cards is the winner.
I bought four, so that means at least one should be a winner.
Me.
Yeah, that's what it says, that there's a one in four chance of winning.
That doesn't mean that for every four you buy,
you're guaranteed at least one in one.
That's just supposed to give you an idea of how likely it will be for you to win.
It's like what, a 25% chance of winning?
Yeah, yeah.
DC, that isn't made clear.
I want my money back.
Damn it, woman, what do you want me to tell you?
Me.
I can't refund scratch cards, unfortunately.
DC, we'll swap them for four more new ones.
These are faulty.
You'll just lose again.
It'll be even madder.
Me.
Scratch cards can't really be faulty, like I said.
It's not a guarantee that you'll win.
There's nothing I can do, unfortunately.
DC, angrily, I am never shopping here again.
I'm going to take these to another shop and return them there since you won't do it.
They're not going to return them to me.
All right, have a good afternoon.
Yeah, whatever you say.
I'm so sorry for losing your patronage, man.
I don't know how this door will manage with your robust purchases.
It'll be a one in four chance that you'll be right back through the door.
Next one is by Dessert Fanatic, 1225.
This person puts,
I had a feeling that she was going to be problematic since she came in demanding stuff like,
I always want this, I want that, blah, blah, blah, in a pissy tone.
Uh-oh.
Not yelling and screaming, but still pissy.
Anyways, I work at a Krispy Kreme known for their hot glazed donuts, fresh off a line.
We had donuts.
Somebody in donuts have you futz-ed, sir?
Hey.
Let's be honest here.
I'm pretty sure every guy who's worked at a donut shop is like, huh.
As they're coming off the line, hot and steamy.
And it has crossed your mind at least once.
What if I fuck, sir?
If you never thought of that, you're a damn liar.
You don't do it.
You just think about it.
But some of them do do it.
That's a scary part.
Fucking freaks.
Hey, Daniel, why are there like all these, there are like 30 destroyed donuts in the bag.
They just flopped, you boss.
I can't tell.
They just all ripped.
We had donuts coming off of the line at the time, but they were shells, the ones that
get filled.
She asked if I could fill some of them for her and frost them since they were hot and
fresh, and I told her that they needed to cool down first before we fill them or frost
them.
This is true.
We were told to let them cool down for at least 30 minutes, because obviously the frosting
is just going to melt if they try to fill them right away.
The little burn on my dick is another indication that you should let it cool down for a little
bit.
It's like I have third degree burns.
It's like I always make sure you let it cool down first.
Take it from experience.
That's when she told me, you won't accommodate me because I'm African American.
Oh, no, don't please don't do that.
And demand me to speak to a manager.
Karen 101.
I was so shocked I couldn't even talk.
The nerve of some people don't get paid enough to put up with abuse and false accusations
of racism and discrimination.
That was my dick is too burnt to deal with this bullshit.
Hey, you know, probably what he was really thinking.
All right.
Next one is by blame tag.
Person puts customer came to me asking where something was.
I told them it was in X department.
She then complained about having to walk through the store to get it.
Imagine coming into a retail store and having to walk to get your item.
God dang.
Her exact quote was, so I'm going to have to walk through this whole maze to find it.
How did you get here?
You had to walk through this maze of the city, didn't you?
I said, yes, it is located within the story.
God forbid she gets there and it's not there.
She wanted me to get it for her and I said no, obviously, as I'm not a personal shopper.
Back in my department, her gaggle walks by loudly talking shit about it's got to be around here somewhere.
Her gaggle with just a gang of women screaming.
Guess I'll just have we'll just have to find it ourselves.
Just being sarcastic assholes about how hard it is to find something in a department store,
even after I told them which department and it was in and how to find said department.
A few minutes later, I got a phone call from a friend, like literally less than five minutes.
A phone call? Oh, no.
They want me to bring up an item.
It's the thing that the lady was asking for.
No idea how she got up there so fast from where I last saw her.
Once I realized who it was for, I said, no, it's not my job to shop for customers.
She has to come to the department and get it herself.
Just for a little background, the customer service desk has a bad habit of accepting the sales
and expecting the sales staff to get stuff for customers who can't be bothered to go get it for themselves.
And it felt really good to say no.
I didn't know she wasn't disabled or anything, was she?
No, they're walking around the whole damn store.
Weird.
I then make it a point to walk by the customer service desk who had called me with an empty cart.
I was collecting go bags.
They were still there. Apparently, under the impression I was actually bringing it up.
So they didn't even tell on me.
You ain't bringing shit up there.
What are you talking about? You never caught your car?
Exactly.
I watched it laugh to myself as they walked back into the store to get it for themselves,
talking shit about me as they went, making sure it was loud enough for me to hear.
I don't care, though. I even stopped by Cash Lanes to get...
Sorry, I even stopped by Cash Lanes as they checked out, just so they had to see me more as they checked out
the item they had to go get for themselves.
They were just aggondoning more.
I'm very confident he will get fired.
I know.
P.S. I found out later that they were also addicted to the returns department before they ran into me.
Damn.
So it's bitches over all.
Next one is by Cosmolisa.
Cosmolisa?
Yeah. Spurs and Puts.
I just had some old bitty come up behind me and place both her hands on my waist.
What the fuck?
I've been in touch with my customers before and that shit is annoying.
I jumped back from her and alarmed, and she said,
It's okay.
You went on to ask me where our footwear department was.
It's not okay. I hate strangers touching me, period.
Yeah.
I was so shocked I didn't even think to tell her off.
She came up behind me and grabbed his waist almost.
Almost threw him off, bent him off.
It only hurts for a little bit, young man.
Fucking righteous rap while she's gone on.
Ten-incher.
Jesus.
Alright, and last one for today is Cricotta.
Cricotta?
Cricotta.
That's an interesting name and there's no numbers in it.
No.
And no one ever made that goddamn combination of words before.
This person puts,
I told her a thousand times her online order had not been fulfilled yet
and to please wait until the floor staff fulfilled her order
so they can bring it to the front so that she could collect it.
She asks me to check and wait for it, my cash register for her order.
She asked me to check and wait for it.
Whatever.
I told her once again I cannot access it,
but I can have a manager let her know when her order is fulfilled
so they can bring it to her.
Mind you, she already has her first fulfilled order sitting on my counter.
I kept trying to hand it to her,
but she kept refusing to take it and holding it up the line of people
who are starting to get annoyed.
So she was waiting for the other order to be fulfilled
before she left the counter.
Can I just like wait and just move?
No.
Like two steps to the, whatever, just back to the side.
No.
I'm going to go see these customers before they all come over this red thing
and kill me because they're always mad at the employee
and never at the person with like 6,000 items.
Like it's my fault.
Yeah.
She was on her phone distracted and rude the entire time
not listening to any information given to her
and asking the same questions over and over.
When I finally got her away from my counter so I could do my job,
work the cash register, she floated back over to me at one point
showing me her invoice, her invoice for an order fulfillment
that did not exist.
The combination of impatience and the attention span of a peanut.
Why do people think cashiers also practice sorcery?
Was I supposed to conjure her newer unfulfilled internet order
from the ether while customers waited on my line to pay for their items?
Impatient people should be forced into attention span increasing
plus patient training programs before being released into the world.
They would die.
I think they really would.
I gotta watch this thing for how long?
I gotta do this for what?
Their brains would melt out their ears.
So many people need it though.
They really do need it.
Yeah.
I can think of a lot of people that actually do need it.
But that's all I got for Reddit on this segment.
Anything else to add before we head out for the evening?
I guess that's it.
We did what we could people.
We're only human.
And we will see you guys on the next one.
Merry Christmas.