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channel or you can go to buymeacoffee.com forward slash KOE Podcast. Alrighty, so we have done
Blue Exorcist before. We did episode 1 of season 1 a long time ago and we went through a whole
deep dive of it. But for brevity, we'll go back over a recap of the entire episode. This
is part 1 of 2, possibly 3. There are 25 episodes within the season and this part 1 will be
12 of them. So, alrighty. Can I have 3 episodes in one piece? Equivalency wise? Kind of, yeah.
Season 1, the title of it is The Devil Resides in Human Souls. Sounds familiar. So, the story
begins with a group of priests praying and one by one each of the priests are being burned
alive by blue flames. Damn. One of the priests tells the others to fall back, but the high
priest yells to the other priest not to fall back and who would protect Asai? Because he's
like, I ain't no bitch. Asia is the mortal world that most people would live in, humanity
anyway. But the priests become possessed and scream out as the demon before cutting to
the night, like the night sky above this area of church and it's turning completely blue.
Like with a blue glow. Yo, listen up here's the story. Wouldn't you hear blue? Yeah, I'm
blue now. We go to, like a morning scene, there's a teenager named Rin Okumura. He's
a
I'm dead serious. Have you heard my pigeons?
You're gonna get him to beat your ass.
I'm gonna whip his ass.
The group of punks call him a demon and take off.
When he returned home he was lectured by Shiro Fujimoto,
which is the main priest.
Shiro.
A priest and their father.
Fujimoto.
Yep, because he lost his job and he got into a fight again.
This white guy.
Our white gray-haired guy.
Asian, yes.
Shiro Fujimoto.
Fujimoto.
Shiro then asks Ren's brother, Yukio Okumura.
Y'all move, y'all move.
Not Yuki, Yuki.
Have you seen that little drawing?
It's real fucked up.
So Moses is begging the pharaoh to let his people go right,
and the pharaoh is yu-yo not till you do me, Moses.
I think I've seen that though.
That would be hilarious if that ever actually happened.
It's like, your move.
It's just falling.
Get your debt, Moses.
I'm playing, but I just have a weak hero deck.
That's your foolish choice.
Now draw.
So like, you either like 18 pots of concrete,
I summon Pot of Green.
No, it'd be more like, I summon the Plague of Lotus.
You get the just full like.
I have a trap card and a bug spray.
Kind of a yuck dang.
Let's see.
His brother got accepted to a place called True Cross Academy,
a well known and prestigious boarding school.
So he was packing his things in preparation for moving.
The next day, after being encouraged by the other priests in the church,
Ren decided to try applying for a job in a supermarket.
He was interviewed by the manager, Ms. Momoe,
gave him various tasks that are super hard for most people.
Ren is apparently fast and strong,
so he was able to complete most of the tasks super easily.
But because of his clumsiness, it always turned out wrong.
So he would lift like an entire pallet worth of stuff
and just take it somewhere and then trip and just drop it all.
It was constantly a screw up somehow.
When the manager was thinking of firing him,
Ren started cooking at one of the promo stands being a natural at cooking food,
and the manager decided to let him keep his job.
Later that day, Ren called Yu-Gi-Oh!
Now Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh! about the news.
Imagine if they made a parody and every time that friend comes on, right?
Are you ready to do all?
Like no context ever fits what he says, right?
Right. Could it just be a random like one-on?
Uh...
So he calls his brother, Yu-Gi-Oh! about the news.
He saw the girl that father Fujimoto was talking to the day before.
The girl was running around after her scarf,
so Ren decided to help her and he grabs it.
And to his surprise, it wasn't being blown by the wind,
it was instead being pulled by some monkey-like creature.
Is her name Moriyama?
Is that her? The scarf girl?
No.
See the girl with the scarf on here in these pictures?
No, she's not on her.
This one right here, Shura...Kura...Ka...whatever?
Looks thirsty as we fight.
Ha! Ha ha ha!
The creature ran away through the store with Ren following it
and accidentally knocking over the store merchandise,
causing him to get fired in return.
Please, I need the job.
Basically, yes, a plea-mow.
When he arrived at home, he was instructed by Shiro not to go outside the church.
The following day, the group of punks that he had encountered before
provoking him to go out.
Saying, what the fuck you going to do? Come out.
He followed them and their group leader,
Riji Shirotori, tried to bribe him and mocking...
and mocked his brother, which made Ren angry.
Are they the same age?
Ren and...
Riji?
Around the same age.
Looks like his mother's a little bit of a 52-year-old.
Riji Shirotori?
Oh, Shirotori. I'm looking at some Riji Shoguru.
You're looking at a totally different person.
That's a grown-ass man.
That's not a teenager.
I don't know if he's on the list that I gave you.
I mean, not.
Being outnumbered, the group pinned him down and tried to burn him
with a molten metal...like...
What do you call it?
Rebar.
Like a rebar piece?
They're just going to disfigure this man?
Yes.
In response, Ren suddenly lets out blue flames,
which scared the other teams, leaving Riji behind.
That seemed highly excessive.
He was told then...
Pull his pants down, get this rebar.
Clean up his ass.
He wanted to shove it into Ren's eye.
Like, through his eye.
That's like some serial killer.
Yeah. Well, turns out the dude's a demon, so...
Okay.
He was then told that he is the son of Satan,
and that the demon possessing Riji is there to fetch him
and bring him back to Gehenna,
which is basically the equivalent of hell.
Why do you call it hell?
Japanese. So Gehenna and Asya.
The world of death and the world of the living.
Like they're not going through the whole...
Because they don't have hell the way we do in the Western world.
So it's a little bit different.
Unable to understand and accept what the demon told him,
Shiro suddenly shows up while chanting Biblical verses,
which exorcise the demon out of Riji.
Hoster 316, get your ass.
Comes out with the fucking Stone Cold Steel Hoster song.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da.
After that, numerous demons start to appear,
then Shiro decided to immediately retreat to the church
while explaining everything to Ren.
Explaining what he's basically seen,
which is demons and stuff like that.
Get a lot of info just as you're walking back and talking about.
Well, they're kind of in the middle of the city, so...
You know.
So then we go into episode 2, which is called Gehenna Gate.
So running from roof to roof, Fujimoto, Ren,
with Fujimoto, Ren notices that they are being surrounded by stray dogs.
Shiro then tells him that those are really ghouls,
which possess corpse of humans and animals.
Fujimoto then throws a bomb of holy water,
and he and Ren run inside and shut the door.
A bomb of holy water?
Yeah, just a glass thing of full holy water.
Just fill it up with a fucking water balloon and just launch it.
Why it gotta be so fancy?
I know, glass.
Gotta make it a little more Vatican-like.
I guess. I would just fill a bunch of fucking buckets
and just start dropping them on them.
He then tells Ren that he must rush back to the monastery quick
and tells that the demons of all kinds will be after him for any sort of reason.
Later, Riji regains consciousness
and lets his emotions get the best of him when talking about Okumura.
Ren.
This gives the demon the opportunity to possess him again.
Guess who's back?
Back again.
Meanwhile, Ren and Shiro make it back home
with his companions waiting for them inside the church.
Because he was raised inside of this church.
They have set up spiritual barriers
and have doused the sewers with holy water.
So you're able to get in?
From nowhere?
No.
Not even the sewer?
Fujimoto leads Ren to a secret room
and beholds him with the Kurikara sword.
Beholds him?
Give it to him.
That's a weird phrase.
Yeah.
He revealed?
Yeah.
He reveals that it is used to seal his demon powers the day he was born.
And also reveals that if he uses it, he will never be human again.
He also reveals that Yukio, his brother...
Yobo!
...was underdeveloped and too frail to inherit their father Satan's power.
But Ren did.
So Ren, however, is still shocked to learn that he is the devil's son at this point.
And that Shiro is not his real father.
Because he always kind of thought that it was his real father.
The demons have now broken into the monastery.
Shiro locks Ren in the room to keep him safe.
But not before he gives him his cell phone with a number...
Basically to call us every...
All the fucking cops, yo!
...with a friend to help him.
Fujimoto and his companions try their best to protect, but are easily defeated.
He then exorcises Reiji one last time and defeats the King of Rot,
which is the demon possessing this kid.
King of Rot.
Yep.
Ren gets out and Shiro reminds him that the demons are only after him.
Ren is misleaded and believes that they want him out of their lives
instead of just saying that...
Like, he thinks that Shiro is yelling at him because they don't want him there.
Ah, look. Famous misunderstanding in all tropes of teary.
Holies.
Shiro tries to stop him, but when Ren tells him that he is not his real father
and stop playing pretend, it breaks Shiro's heart and Fujimoto slaps him.
Damn.
Blue flames cover Shiro at this point, and one of the exorcists explains
that he is being possessed by Satan.
The most powerful of the demons and Ren's real father.
Satan tells Ren that he will join him and rips off Shiro's fingers.
Blood drips from his fingers and opens the monstrous Gate of Gehenna,
which is the demon gate, basically.
A frightened Ren is then pulled into the gate and yells for help.
That's when Fujimoto regains control of his body.
He takes the point of the top of his necklace and commits suicide to save Ren.
Eesh.
Basically sending Satan back to hell, yeah?
Seeing his guardian take his own life to protect him,
Ren decides to fight back by unlocking his demonic powers.
While knowing by doing so he would never be human anymore,
he takes the risk and changes into his true demon form.
His ears grow long and pointed and grows a devil-like tail that is covered in blue flames.
He uses the sword to destroy the gate and it becomes morning.
Ren notices the dead body of Shiro and tearfully mourns his death.
Yukio comes home and discovers the mess and casualty.
Your mouth is...
What the fuck is that?
On a rainy afternoon, Ren stands beside... before his foster father's grave.
He then remembers what Shiro said about his friend and calls.
In a second, he is surrounded by a group of men in black
who are led by a strange one in a white suit.
The man introduces himself as Sir Famisto-Felis.
Name's Will Smith.
My wife and I have been separated for years and I'm old.
He does look weird though, Mephisto.
Mephisto-Felis.
Precept of the Japan branch of the Knights of the True Cross.
I have Fujimoto's friend.
Ren asks if they are exorcists, which Mephisto says that they are,
and they know a lot about Ren.
He tells Ren that Shiro tries to raise him as human,
but his true nature has poked its ugly little head.
Ren explains that letting the son of Satan puts mankind in the worst jeopardy,
which is why they are here to exterminate him.
Ren, however, thought that they were going to offer him protection like Shiro said.
Mephisto claims that that's personal and this is business.
He gives Okurum three options.
One, they kill him.
Two, they can try to kill him and run.
So he can basically try to kill them and take all, if he thinks that's possible.
And three, he has the opportunity to commit suicide.
Damn.
That's not that many great options.
You can die, you can die fighting us, you can die.
Pretty much.
Ren doesn't choose any of them and asks Mephisto to join them.
That wasn't a choice like he was given, but he went ahead and said it anyway.
So Mephisto is shocked after hearing this.
Ren claims that he is not Satan's son and that his real father is Shiro Fujimoto.
Bullshit, I got the birth certificate right here.
Mephisto asks if he wants to be an exorcist like his father Fujimoto.
Ren says that he does.
He then asks why someone like him would want to.
Ren replies that he's going to beat the shit out of Satan for killing his foster father.
His adopted father?
Yeah.
After a moment of silence, Mephisto laughs hysterically, which angers Ren and says that he is serious about this.
Mephisto understands the boy's wish and takes him in.
Which must do much to the shock of his men that are around him.
He claims that he will pull some strings, but warns Ren that he has chosen a thorny path to follow.
Is it one of those things where you're like, sir, you can't really be considering this, sir?
Kind of, yeah.
No, sir, he's a son of Satan, sir.
Please, no. Calm down.
It'll be a thorny path to follow and will regret not wanting to die.
Ren doesn't care and he says that he is not human or demon anymore.
He has no choice but to go forward.
He proclaims that he will become an exorcist instead.
So it's like, you know what?
Fuck my father.
I'm going to be like his real father.
Switch to Satan.
I'm going to become an alcoholic like he was.
I won't beat my kids like he did.
I'll be a better man.
Episode three is titled Brothers.
So then we have Ren is waiting for Mephisto in front of the church.
As he starts to walk across the street, a pink limo almost runs him over.
The limo stops and Mephisto steps out.
What was he, what was he, he inside?
Mephisto?
Did he have a car in the back and just fucking pulled it out of the back?
No, this is, well, this is the next episode.
So they're standing in front of the church and Ren's waiting for Mephisto.
I thought like in my head that he was still in the church doing something.
No, he's waiting for Mephisto to come and then he almost gets run over when he steps outside.
Probably trying to still kill him.
Yeah, it's like, you're still going to die.
Damn, so close.
They get in the limo and head for the True Posse Academy.
There they have a welcome ceremony where Yukio gives his speech.
Yo move, yo move, yo move.
After turning around the school, Ren meets Mephisto and they go to the,
and they go to the school for exorcists, also known as the Cram School.
Ow, fuck. I tried to scratch my head and I hit my fucking hand on my damn headphones.
Let's see, Yukio appears and announces that he is their teacher.
I will teach you about all the traps and magic cards first.
So to this point, Ren has thought that Shiro has no, or Ren thought that Yukio had no idea what the hell was going on.
So whenever he goes to the school, he's like, okay, my brother's going to the school for the main part, the normal side of the True Cross Academy.
Right, and I got the secret school.
And then he's going to the secret school that's about demons and stuff like that.
He walks in and then Yukio comes in as the head teacher.
What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna get ready for that ass.
Well, Yukio explains the macho ritual. Ren interrupts him. He questions Yukio in front of the entire class.
Yukio asks the class to wait outside at this point.
So Ren and Yukio start arguing about when suddenly Ren drops rotten animal blood, which is attracted, it attracts nearby demons.
So in the process of them arguing, he knocks over some rotten animal blood that they have in this cram school.
Where? Where did they just sit in a jar? Jesus.
Yeah. So Ren...
Like you fool, what have you done?
Then you have Ren and Yukio argue over their father and whether or not Ren is responsible for his death.
When Yukio points a gun at Ren, Ren bursts into anger.
It's like, he just fucked up. Who's had a gun?
Yes.
Then points it directly at him.
Something about as if he's out of place in a story of supernatural entities, so he just pulls out a gag.
Yeah. Cause it's got holy bullets in it.
Like what the fuck are you talking to?
He pulls it out and points it directly at him. Fucking blasting him.
Which Ren bursts into anger. Ren and Yukio then defeat the demons that have been attracted to this blood.
After class, Ren finds that his roommate is also Yukio.
Shit. I can't get away from him. I have to save my fucking life.
Episode 4, The Garden of Amahara.
Is the title of it?
It's kind of a little bit of a filler episode. Not really a lot happens in it.
But Yukio, he sets off to the school's exorcist only shop to stock on some supplies along with Ren.
Cause Ren wants to tag along.
Where they find the owner's daughter, Shime, Moriyama, the one that you were talking about earlier.
With the scarf and the big old titties? How old is she?
I retract my previous statement.
Shime is being affected by a demon that dwells in the family's garden.
To save her life, the Okumura brothers confront it by themselves and defeat it.
It's basically like a flower demon that grows in this garden where it's sapping this little girl's life essence away.
Every time she goes into the garden.
Because she's trying to tempt an old lady.
Well it's fucking up her legs where she can't walk right.
Fuck.
They kill it and everything.
But the reason she cared so much about this garden is because it was her grandmother's.
And her grandmother passed away so she was trying to take care of it.
Yeah.
So there's at least a decent reason behind it.
Episode 5. A boy from the cursed temple.
So Ren has a dream about being the best exorcist in his class only to wake up to be woken up by his teacher.
Ryuji.
Hey Jeff, just whispering anyway.
Shit.
Better stop them dreaming.
Ryuji, aka Bon, another student in the cram school can't believe that a slacker like Ren is even there.
After a glare, Ren states his resolve for not being the old him who got into fights all the time.
As the day goes on, Ren spaces out through most of the classes.
Aggravating Ryuji even more.
So during the anti-demon pharmaceutics, Yukio passes out graded tests asking them to go over the questions they missed.
Shimei believes that she did really well on her tests since she works in a pharmaceutical shop basically.
Only to find that she received a 41 out of 100.
Dumb bitch.
Ren laughs.
You're like me getting a 20 on a Spanish test.
But Ren laughs until he finds out he got a 2.
God damn it.
What was a 2? He just spelled his name right?
Ryuji scolds him for not paying attention in class and reveals that he scored a 98.
98?
So he got Ren's 98 or the point.
How's that fucking teacher's ass taste you fucking peacher's?
It was his brother Yukio.
Ren and Ryuji begin arguing.
Konakomor, god I'm gonna fuck up this name, sorry.
Konakomoru and Renzo hold back Ryuji while Yukio holds back Ren.
After class, Ren, Yukio, and Shimei are sitting at a fountain.
Ren asks about Ryuji and Yukio tells him that he's at the True Cross Academy on scholarship as well.
The same as Yukio.
Yukio is there on scholarship for the main part of the school that's the normal section of the school on scholarship.
But he's like a teacher on the cram school.
They talk about school and Shimei asks if he has any friends.
She goes over to him to ask if he'll be her friend when Ryuji walks in making fun of the two of them together.
Asking if Shimei is Ren's girl.
Ren denies this.
He's like no, I don't know. I don't even like girls. I like boys. I mean no, I don't like anybody.
Ryuji asks if they're just friends. Ren tells him that he and Shimei are not friends.
The two begin to argue. Shima, Konakomoru.
Shimei seems to argue a lot. He just breaks the bus. He's not arguing constantly.
And Shimei realizes just how alike the two are.
During practical training, Ren and Ryuji are outrunning a reaper and attempts to be accustomed to the demon's movements.
Plus practical training like checking a like, writing a cheques book.
Or learning from actual demons. Learning taxes. How to fix your car.
You don't get that kind of practical stuff.
Ren is faster than Ryuji by just a little bit.
Ryuji comments that the last one's...
Ryuji is Suguru?
Yeah. The guy with the yellow hair.
He's a teacher or he's a student?
He looks like a 52 year old man.
God, he's a student. Look at the rough edges of his face.
He's paid bills before.
Had to skip on a couple of meals because he couldn't afford...
He's a kid. I told you he didn't look like a kid.
Yeah.
Old ass man.
Yeah, he's a kid.
The roughest kid that's ever lived.
Look at the rest of them. They look like they're 10.
He looks like he's 45.
I think Ren is 15.
Yeah, he looks 15. Look at him.
What's 27?
He looks like he's fucking 87.
So Ryuji comments that the last one standing at the end is the winner and kicks Ren,
only to almost be caught by the reaper.
The two begin to fight again and have to be separated by their teacher.
They jailed for hitting a minor.
Konakumaru and Shima.
Ryuji is lectured by the teacher because they expected great things for him
and to stay away from Ren.
Shima tells Ren and Ryuji's goal is to defeat Satan.
Ren realizes that he and Ryuji are exactly the same.
They're simply wanna fuck up Satan.
Except an age.
Shima laughs and Ren asks if that's supposed to be funny.
Konakumaru...
He's like, what the fuck you laughing at? Like that?
Yeah.
Konakumaru explains that Ryuji wants to restore their temple that fell during the Blue Night,
which is what we've seen at the beginning of the first episode with the blue like haze and everything above.
It was called the Blue Night when Satan basically killed off a hell of a lot of priests.
Yo, listen.
That whole song throughout the night.
Ren asks what the Blue Night is and Konakumaru explains that it happened 16 years ago
when Satan murdered the world's most prominent clergyman.
Shima tells Ren that blue flames are a symbol of Satan.
After the Blue Night, people began calling their temple the Cursed Temple.
Hmm, since all these people died?
Yeah.
Ready.
Izumo and Shime are taking their turn with the Reaper when Shime falls and is yelled at for her attire.
Because she's wearing like a kimono style clothes.
Why are you still wearing a kimono?
What's wrong with that?
She can't wear anything.
Oh.
Yamada and the really tight ones at the bottom? Oh, okay, nevermind.
Yamada and Shima are called down for their turn.
A cell phone goes off and Ryuji asks whose phone would go off in the middle of class.
The teacher answers his phone and calls the study hall for the rest of the class.
Because it's his wife.
His wife's bothering her at work.
Who? Which teacher are we talking about? It's not his brother, is it?
The one with the chops.
What's his name?
I don't know if they've said it yet.
Is it Arthur A. Angel?
No, no, no.
Oh.
With the bow tie?
The bottom corner.
With no name?
With the fucking horribly blue face?
Blue face?
This one?
Yeah.
What the fuck is wrong with his mouth? Like he can't shave?
Why is his bottom half blue and the top half is normal?
I don't think it's blue necessarily.
I think it's supposed to be like a five o'clock shadow.
Do they not know what five o'clock shadow is? It doesn't come out blue.
What the fuck?
He looks like Lupin III if he failed in his job.
Really?
He just became a teacher.
Fuck yeah, I'm a terrible thief.
Lupin III.
This is his life now.
Before he leaves though, he tells him to stay away from the Reaper.
Rin and Ryuji begin to argue again.
Ryuji claims that Rin is some unmotivated rich kid getting special treatment and challenges him to go touch the Reaper and come back without getting attacked.
Rin says he won't risk getting killed before he completes his goal.
The same one as Ryuji.
That's the most like adult response. Like I'm not going to die.
Exactly.
He's telling us some bullshit.
He's telling us to an adult.
It's weird like he's like saying this like normally like I'm not going to touch it. I'll jack that thing off. I'll be right back.
It's a very mature thing to actually say though.
Yeah, it's odd.
I'm not going to go do that.
He's got a character.
A little bit, yeah.
Yeah, I don't really know his character.
Ryuji yells at Shima and Konakumaru for telling him.
Ryuji remembers the time from his childhood where he and his father were asking for offerings for the temple.
People keep telling them no and Ryuji claims this guy's so old he's probably older than his father.
He's going to become an exorcist and defeat Satan.
His father laughs and Ryuji tells him that he needs to be serious.
Don't you ever laugh at me old man. I'll get that belt again. I'm sorry son, please.
Ryuji goes down to touch the Reaper instead.
So Rin said he ain't got to do it because he's not going to risk everything.
But this guy Ryuji will.
Kamiki comments that he's just going to turn back and not actually do it.
The Reaper senses that Ryuji's emotions, senses his emotion and goes to attack.
Rin jumps in and, god if I can even talk.
You know what the equivalency is? It's like go touch that tiger's tail.
Yeah.
And there you go.
It pretty much is.
So Rin jumps in and is attacked by the Reaper instead.
He's fucking mauled to death.
Rin tells it to let go and it obeys him.
Rin calls Ryuji a moron and claims that he is going to be the one to defeat Satan.
Ryuji says that Rin is copying his ambition and Rin claims that it's original.
So they're going back and forth. It's my idea first. It was my idea.
No bro. I'm the only prince who ever had that idea in my life.
A gun.
Please move that. I'm blinded.
You come back. It shows the scene a little bit further back while those two are still arguing.
There's a gun being pointed at Rin.
At this point Yukio lowers the weapon and says that the students are safe and that Rin didn't draw out Kurekara.
The sword.
He sure is ready to fucking kill his own brother.
Oh yeah.
Like in moments notice.
Mephisto is drinking tea on top of the building under construction.
You have another demon named Amimon appears and they discuss Rin.
Mephisto reveals that reveals himself to be a demon as well as his brother Amimon and Rin.
So all three of them are actually demons or sons of Satan.
So Mephisto is really a son of Satan as well.
He's a brother?
Yeah. He's his brother. Like his older brother.
Damn.
Like by Satan. Anyway, not the same mother.
I'm gonna think of it. They do look alike.
Kind of.
With droopy eyes.
Yeah. So you have Amimon which is Mephisto's brother as well.
So Rin, Mephisto and Amimon are all brothers.
Technically.
Right.
From Satan. Not from the same mother.
Or the baby mama Satan was hell.
Yes.
He's got a goofy ass face.
Hey.
Mephisto says that he is not going back because Asaya is the perfect playground.
Saying basically he's not going back to Gehenna.
Is he a good guy or a bad guy?
Mephisto, he's kind of one of those up in the air characters.
So he's not evil. He's not good.
He just doesn't want to go back to Gehenna.
Who does?
Amimon is trying to say so when are you coming back to Gehenna?
I'm not bro.
Never going back bro.
Don't be like that bro. Come on.
Bros do for hoes. No bro.
Literal break before hoes.
So I'll see here.
Episode 6. The Phantom Chef.
This is kind of a little bit of a filler episode.
This is Gordon Rasmay. Are you fucking stupid?
So one morning Rin rushes into the dorm as he is late.
He finds Yukio eating his breakfast and his on the table.
At school Rin runs to get his lunch only to encounter Suguro and they are both fighting over the sandwich.
Later three girls ask Yukio to eat the lunches that they've made for him.
Even though Yukio has one of those kind of kids where he's extremely smart and everything but he's also kind of popular where the girls want him.
Even though he wears glasses.
Kind of throws everything off a little bit in anime.
I guess.
He's like that popular kid.
So he makes an excuse and runs to the cafeteria with his brother and explains that he can't eat three lunches.
Rin is astonished after he discovers that the school provides first rate cuisine and not just trash.
He is however distraught to find out that the lunches are too expensive.
They go to Mephisto and ask him to lower the prices.
Mephisto explains that he cannot do that.
As for the school to provide first rate cuisine they must buy first rate and hire first rate chefs.
Damn.
Rin asks him to give him a little bit more of an allowance to which he agrees.
Much to the boy's surprise he gives them a 2000 yen bill for the whole month.
How much is that?
20 bucks.
Damn for the whole month?
Fuck.
You're robbing the noodles from me.
For the whole month.
What a fuck.
Stressed that bitch out.
Because I think 100 yen is a dollar.
Fuck.
I don't believe so.
It's been a while.
Yeah I think 100 yen is a dollar.
Or equivalent to about a...
I once said I didn't go with such high denominations because it throws people off you know.
Yeah.
Like 3 million yen.
You're like oh shit hell yeah.
It's like 3000 dollars.
Like 3 grand.
It's like not much at all.
So though it is still low Yukio has a better solution to get by the year without starving.
The two of them shop for groceries so Rin can make their lunches and use the cafeteria
kitchen in their dorm.
Yukio uses this situation to his advantage as he can avoid eating the lunches made by
the girls instead.
So it's like it's a win win.
What is he gay?
I get Rin to make food for me since that's my brother.
And then where I don't have to buy stuff.
And then I don't have to choose between the three and they don't have to get mad at me
for not liking one of theirs.
Like he had to eat all three.
That's what Rin would have Rin had him do.
Rin had him eat all three and he's like I can't eat this much food.
Well then give me some.
Just share it with me.
What the fuck is the problem?
Because those girls are out there watching.
Is that eat right in front of them?
Girls are freezing.
Later that night Rin makes his and Yukio's lunch.
He wakes up to see that the lunches he prepared are missing.
He suspects that Yukio to be the one behind this and kicks him.
Yukio defends himself and claims that he had nothing to do with it.
Rin counters by pointing out that they are the only ones living there.
So who else is it going to be?
They have an entire dorm to themselves.
Which the school of Mephisto gave them since Rin has demonic powers.
They're trying to make sure nobody finds out.
So they get to stay in the dorm on their own.
They then realize there are somebody else there.
As Rin asks Yukio if they are really alone.
Which he replies that they aren't.
He points out that whenever it was time for them to eat
their meals were always on the table and they didn't think about who cooked it.
Rin and Yukio then hear someone cutting from the kitchen and find out it's Mephisto.
Does that mean they're looking for him?
At this point yes.
And they're kicking their breakfasts and dinners.
What the fuck is going on?
He's a little weary.
He explains that he has a temporary replacement as the one who has been cooking their meals since they moved in is Ukobok.
A stove spirit who has been loyally carrying out orders as that he's familiar to cook their meals.
And he's on there as well.
They just didn't realize that some dude was cooking their food like this food is magically made.
They didn't think about it.
They were just eating.
Food's ready.
However, Ukobok refuses to cook for the boys after they stepped in his territory the other night.
So whenever Rin was making those cheaper lunch meals he basically trespassed on Ukobok's territory.
Mephisto is filling in for Ukobok until he calms down and when his attitude improves.
These motherfuckers stepped into my kitchen.
Sound like you're giving them the Gordon Ramsay voice?
Yeah pretty much.
According to Mephisto who was watching no one won but Rin and Ukobok formed a friendship because they had a cooking war.
So Rin and Ukobok went to their own cooking war to see who would win.
That's why it's kind of like a little G of a filler episode.
It sure sounds like one.
The next day Shimei visits the boys only to be spied on by the three girls from school who had given Yukio that lunch or their lunches.
Suspecting a relationship between her and Yukio.
It's revealed that Ukobok has returned to his duties and seems much happier.
When it is time for Shimei to leave Yukio uses a key to take her home.
A key basically that he has you can turn any door into a doorway to another place.
Something with one piece of kebab filling.
Kind of yeah.
Oh it does there was a little character that could do that with doors.
Oh really?
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
A devil fruit.
The door door fruit.
The door?
Or some shit like that.
You know watch it was the door door fruit.
See it's the way he writes it probably was door door.
Yeah.
The door door fruit.
The girls eventually break in and discover their lunches.
Believing that Shimei made them they angrily throw them away and make their own for Yukio.
Unknown to them Ukobok has been watching now.
He's fucking who was in my kitchen.
Yep.
And is angered by the treatment of his food.
Because that's what the food that they were just now threw away.
Their screams are heard by the boys and they rush to the kitchen.
There they discover Ukobok in his larger and stronger form.
Instead of being a little like a little character.
He is cooking the girls in retaliation.
Oh well that turned dark real quickie.
They're in a pot.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Rin tries to calm him down and succeeds.
One of the girls asks Yukio why he wouldn't eat the lunches that they made for him.
Rin realizes the girls did it because they loved Yukio.
I'm sorry ladies.
I'm a homosexual.
I just I don't want your food.
I don't want you.
So Rin realizes this and he hits Yukio on the head with a paper fan.
Calling him a jackass and forces him to eat all their lunches that they made for him.
Much to his dismay.
The next day.
Imagine if the next episode he's like it was like he's 300 pounds.
That would be fucked.
That didn't happen.
Oh.
He's working out real fast.
He's like obviously it's a filler episode.
So they cut it off for the next one of a man.
So the next day Mephisto finds Yukio who is sick from eating too much.
So not fat but like super sick.
Where his face is all.
Jesus.
On the phone and is told about last night.
He gives Yukio two days off and hangs up.
Rin and Ukebock come in and have prepared him a stamina lunch.
Yukio then says that he hates lunch.
He's just done with it all.
I hate food.
I hate food now.
Like actors will have to keep eating in a scene.
They get to like multiple takes.
You know the dad from Friday eating grapes.
Yeah.
I'm sick of eating grapes.
I saw behind the scenes.
Hey.
I used to love grapes.
I can't stand grapes anymore.
But they were talking to what's his name from Harry Potter.
Daniel Radcliffe.
Yeah.
They were talking to him about the scenes from like whenever they were at the grade hall when he was a kid.
He's like it was great.
We was eating breakfast over and over.
I was just filling the stuff up with bacon and sausage and egg.
God dang.
And he was constantly eating the entire time.
He said but then there was one scene where they had to eat some kind of like fake weed.
Like for the one for the he's got to eat this little thing that gives him the ability to breathe underwater for like the movie.
Yeah.
We're supposed to be like almost like a seaweed style.
Yeah.
But he said it was made out of licorice.
So he said it was horrible.
It's not bad.
What's wrong with licorice.
Most people don't like it.
Most probably.
I don't find it horrible.
Licorice.
I like that would be my go to.
I can't get it in my mouth fast.
I got to shut up my ass.
Did you get the nutrients fast?
All right.
Episode seven is called a flock of plovers.
Mount Clovers.
Clovers.
Eager to make new friendships.
Shimei asks her classmate Izumo to be her friend and she pretends to agree.
But Rin soon realizes Izumo is taking advantage of Shimei's kindness instead.
Later the students are reunited at the old dormitory to take part in the X-wire exam.
This is to be like the first stage of being an exorcist.
The X-wire.
X-wire.
E-X-wire.
Is Joe Rogan there?
To fill in and you got to eat this the pig's eyeball.
For the X-factor.
You got to eat the horse cock.
The whole thing?
Where a demon attacks Izumo and her friend Pakku by surprise and it's up to Rin and Shimei to protect them.
That's all that happened to that episode.
Okay.
Like it's a really short episode basically.
They're attacked.
Rin and Shimei end up protecting them.
And then the series was canceled.
We never know what happened.
And Izumo basically she kind of reluctantly is like fine I'll be your friend.
You saved me.
You saved me finally.
So episode eight is called Now A Certain Man Was Sick.
Still troubled after her friend Pakku decides to leave the exorcist lessons.
Because after this Pakku after being attacked by demons Pakku which is Izumo's friend she's like now I'm done with this shit.
I'm a normal person I ain't got powers.
Fuck this.
I can't do this.
Kamiki gets involved in a fight with Ryuji.
And the entire class ends up punished by Yukio for this.
So he's like they're same age.
He's like fucking detention.
Detention?
Just after after Yukio leaves for a mission the students are attacked and cornered by the same ghoul from yesterday.
The one that had attacked is Izumo and her friend Pakku.
That Shimei had saved.
While trying to help the others Rin learns that the monster was sent by one of his teachers who wanted to confirm that he was the son of Satan.
Basically it was a way to force him to have to use his powers.
Which is just beyond stupid.
Failed doesn't it?
I'm gonna put all of these students in danger just to prove you're the son of Satan.
What kind of bullshit is that?
Episode 9 Memories.
So Mephisto reveals to the students that the ghoul attack was actually part of the Exchire exam.
And how they dealt with it with the threat will count as part of their evaluation.
Let me give out the grades F. F. F.
So Yukio confronts Newhouse which is one of the teachers about his reactions to force Rin to use his demonic powers during the exam.
And he claims that it was all under Mephisto's orders.
However it does not take much for Yukio to realize Newhouse's real intentions.
Which were not part of Mephisto's orders.
Episode 10 called Black Cat.
So we have a...
What's he doing in Japan?
This is before she hooked up with Spider-Man.
Which reminds me, have you seen that thing going around?
There's one called, why does Superman, why does Spider-Man fuck so much?
Because he's fucking poor.
That's all he's got is his dick.
If he's not fighting crime, he can't pay any bills, he never gets any food.
Man it's just food.
You know what I learned working at the retail?
Lately we've been all out of toothpaste, toothbrushes, and pregnancy tests.
So all people are doing right now are brushing their teeth and fucking.
That's all they're doing.
Sometimes they're brushing their teeth too fast.
That's all they're doing.
They're brushing their teeth and fucking.
There's one woman, she once came in and she's like, damn I was just using it for distraction.
She was trying to find a pregnancy test and we didn't have any.
And she's like, fuck it, I was just fucking for fun.
Now look at the consequences.
There's consequences, always.
Not for me.
Just put on a condom and go to work.
What the fuck?
You gotta put in hours, 10,000 hours.
Yeah but whenever you don't wrap it up.
I always wrap it up.
Look what happens.
I don't need any kids right now.
I got no really cheap pregnancy.
I got no STDs, no babies.
Don't you know?
I'm sure they'd let me know.
Alright so this episode we have Kuro, which is a two-tailed cat.
Basically like a little familiar cat.
Little nine tails?
Kind of but this one only has two.
Like kind of like, well they had like, you know the famous, it's more famous now with the nine tails fox from Rino.
Right.
This is the nine tails from Pokemon.
Oh yeah, nine tails.
Right, if all from Vulpix.
Yeah it's like that famous like Japanese nine-tailed fox or fox in general.
Yeah.
This is just a two-tailed cat.
Or that one game, Okima or whatever, where you were like a wolf or a fox.
You can use a paintbrush.
Oh yeah.
And the PS2.
Yeah.
Kind of looks like that.
Yeah.
He's on their list of characters.
Yeah that's what he reminded me of.
So Kuro, he went berserk after he heard that Father Shiro Fujimoto died.
No.
And kept telling the Exorcist that they were lying about his death.
Because basically it broke his heart.
Because he was the familiar of Shiro.
He was Shiro's familiar anyway.
Cool.
Though only Rino Kumara could understand him.
He said that it made him...
What did he say?
Did he say like Dale Boomhound?
Because the way that...
Not Dale Boomhound, just Boomhound.
Well Kuro, nobody can understand demonic language.
So nobody understood what Kuro was saying.
But Rin could because maybe through...
Delusional affinity?
Being demon, yeah.
When Yukio was about to use the item that Father Shiro gave him...
That's the one there is.
Before, if this scenario ever happened.
So basically he gave him a failsafe if Kuro ever went ballistic.
Rin told him to let him calm Blackie down.
It's a racist disfine.
With the black hat.
Blackie.
It's almost racist.
Shit, I remember her.
Rin being able to, realizing Blackie, was just sad and lonely.
Sad and lonely.
You gotta love Japanese anime.
In the end, Blackie, which is what he names Kuro anyway...
Accepted the fact that Shiro had died and accepted Rin as his...
Being his familiar instead.
Rin and Yukio found out that the item that Father Shiro gave Yukio was actually just catnip wine.
Much to Blackie's delight.
This should be busting.
He just fucking passed out on the couch.
Katia.
Just catnip wine. That's all it was.
Hazel.
Man, you ever seen catnip? Oh my god. They fucking freak out.
Get cocaine.
Because that was what Father Shiro had always given him as a treat.
So it was a way to calm him down.
And then you have Kuro or Blackie at this point.
Where he just starts crying.
Because he misses Shiro.
Then we go into episode 11.
Called Demon of the Deep Seas.
Which is another...
Kasula.
Kind of. A squid.
It is Kasula.
Rin and his classmates Izumo and Rinzo.
Are sent for their first mission as X-Wires to a coast town.
Afflicted by the presence of a Kraken.
X-Wires.
That sounds like a weird name for the group.
Team.
X-Wires.
Well it's just a level of exorcist.
It's not even just a team. It's just a level.
It could just be something like training or something.
X-Wires.
Sounds like a would-be X-Men team.
You can't be part of the X-Men. We got a D-List right over here for you.
The X-Wires.
You're not the X-Men. You're not X-Factor. You're not X-Force. You're the X-Wires.
It's like the worst fucking team you've ever seen in your fucking life.
Like one guy can turn invisible but only if you're not looking at him.
I guess it's just the... what do you call it?
The...
God, what was the name of that movie?
The Mystery Man.
Oh yeah.
And that one that had a bowling ball.
Yeah.
And one that had shovels. Shoals for days.
So we have...
They're sent there because of a Kraken whose ink blackens the sea.
Izumo stumbles upon a boy, Yohei, whose father was sent... was...
to sea to face the Kraken six months before and is still missing.
He got his ass beat.
Yohei plans to enact his revenge against the creature as he believes it killed his father.
After telling Izumo she's cute, she takes an interest in Yohei.
The X-Wires are ordered to watch...
Yohei, he's like, my father's dead.
You girl, you fucking...
Yeah, basically.
Father...
A little kid.
What the fuck, bro?
The X-Wires are ordered to watch over Yohei before he enacts his revenge, believing he was no match for it.
No kidding. They're the child. They think he might have a chance.
Gee.
Izumo volunteers to watch over the boy while Rin and Shima encounter the Kraken.
Rin's cat, familiar Kuro, battles it but fails and the Kraken is attacked by...
uh...
Yohei using a harpoon.
Rin comes to the rescue and is about to use his sword when Yohei's father comes unexpectedly.
It is revealed that the father befriended the Kraken and was lost, but the demon had a change of heart and guided him back home.
Tell us a little bit of a filler episode.
Is they... is they fucked?
Ha ha!
With Kraken?
It didn't sound like they fucked.
Yohei and his dad...
The Kraken took male form. Not a female. Took male form and just went at it on the boat.
So they have a touching reunion.
Afterwards, Rin, Shima, and Izumo wait on the bus to take them home when Yohei comes with his dog to bid them farewell.
Izumo discovers to her dismay that she was cute to Yohei as she reminded him of her... reminded him of his dog who has the same eyebrows.
That's why he called her cute. Cause she looked like his dog.
Wait! So he... that is fucking gross.
Cause he said, oh you're cute. He never said why he thought she was cute.
You don't have to. You just tell a girl she's cute.
No, but he was like...
Are you fine?
He said she was cute though because he had a dog that had the same eyebrows.
That's weird.
That's fucked up.
So he's just being friendly?
Yeah.
Okay. Well he's a child.
Yeah, he just said you're cute. And she took it and... oh you think I'm a jerk?
You fucking pedophile. What do you mean you think...
Good.
Um... alright, last episode that we'll cover today on this part is episode 12, A Game of Tag.
See how horrendously it goes wrong?
So Ren and his classmates and teachers go to Methi Land, which is Mephisto's like...
Methi Land.
Methi Land. Not Meth-Land.
He's called a Meth-Land.
We do all the meth in the world.
Methi Land, an amusement park.
They are surprised to find Shime without a kimono, instead wearing a school uniform.
Yukio instructs the X-Wires to find a ghost, haunting the place.
He puts them into two groups, which Ren partners with Shime.
Is he in a wheelchair? And he's bald?
Mephisto obviously just pops up in a wheelchair.
Get out there. I sense a ghost here.
It wouldn't be surprising if he did something like that.
When you watch the show, it's like... you can do something like that.
Uh... walking across the park, Shime notes how she always wanted to go to a theme park,
but couldn't since she was always sick and very shy.
She asks Ren if they can play together, where Ren hears crying and goes to the merry-go-round to find the ghost.
The ghost is lonely and sad that he died before being able to go to the park.
But is revealed to be mischievous when he touches Shime's breast.
He just goes up and pokes him.
Jesus.
A little kid goes.
Oh. Ah! Another kid, huh?
Yeah.
Ren runs after him, with Shime following him.
He just goes up and gives him a big, thick-ass slap in the leaves.
Yeah. Kind of, yeah.
The two split up where Shime is following the ghost.
Ren decides to call Yukio that they found him when a Maimon shows up and steals Ren's sword, the demon.
He opens the sword, triggering Ren's demon form.
He decides to play and has Ren chase him.
Meanwhile, Shime follows the ghost, realizing that she is similar to him and that he only wants to have fun.
Ren goes after a Maimon, but beats him up.
A Maimon is fucking- beats the shit out of him.
A Maimon brutally punches Ren, noting why Mephisto and his father are so interested in him.
However, Ren grabs a Maimon by the throat and his flames increase.
Ren goes berserk and throws a Maimon, burning him alive.
A Maimon is impressed and causes an earthquake.
Because he's the- the-
Geez, I got an epic quake.
Yeah, because he's like the demon king of Earth or something like that.
So, Shime finally captures the ghosts in a ball pit, but the earthquake causes damage in the debris from the roller coaster to fall on them.
The rampaging Ren, hearing Shime's cries, snaps out of it and saves her by destroying the debris using a hand made out of his flames.
The ghost thought it was a fun day for him and thanks Shime before disappearing.
Fucking descends.
Ah ha ha ha.
Yeah, I kinda-
A Maimon stomps on Ren's back and is about to break the sword when Yamada appears to save Ren.
A Maimon decides the game is over and sheaths the sword, reverting Ren back to his normal form.
Ren is frightened of how he lost control of his flames and blacked out, similar to what happened whenever he was a small child.
Shime comes to Ren's aid with Yukio.
Yamada appears with Ren's sword, revealing-
Oh, he was the- the blue knight thing. That was him.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Yamada appears with Ren's sword, revealing himself to be a high class exorcist and a woman named Shura Kirig- uh, god.
Gonna fuck up this and I'm sorry, guys.
Shura Kirigakure.
Kirifukure.
Yeah.
So it's actually a high level exorcist.
That loves to fuck with Yukio.
How about them titties? I'm a G.
Big.
You ever seen that, uh-
Like, you'll find out later on, like, I think in the next couple episodes.
Yeah, spoiler, but she, uh, she takes Ren's sword and shoves it between her breasts.
Uh-huh.
And, like, makes it disappear into her body. Between the two boobs.
You ever seen that weird, like, uh, it's like a scene from an anime where it's like a military, like, uh, group or something?
It's the woman's the leader of the- the task force and there's new- there's new members there and she's like, any question?
And he's like, I'm putting them titties and she's like, I'm a G.
All matter of factly, she's fucking hilarious.
I thought you were gonna talk about Tanya the Terrible.
Where she's a little Hitler-esque girl that leads an army.
No.
Where she's OP as fuck.
No idea.
I thought that's what you're going to get.
It's like, do you ever see whatever that little girl's like, a little Hitler?
You ever seen Nazis?
But, uh, part two or three, depending on how long we make the series, but anything else to add before we head out for today?
No.
Cool.
We will talk to you guys on the next one.