1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,360 Hello and welcome back to Reddit Insanity number 36. 2 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,840 It's always insane. 3 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:16,840 Every week. 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:21,960 Alrighty, we start off with a post by throwing up vomit. 5 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,280 That's the person's name? 6 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,280 Great username. 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,280 Oh, just wonderful. 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,280 Person puts. 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:32,080 They called us two minutes before we were closing to stay open and wait for them. 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:36,760 Because guess this, they went to the other competition liquor store, but they locked 11 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,760 the door in their faces. 12 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:43,440 I don't know if I would have the gumption to do that. 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,440 Can't click? 14 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,440 Yeah, to a customer. 15 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,440 That's hilarious. 16 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:53,560 Is there a serum dead in the eye as the lock fucking turns? 17 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,840 As they were getting just a small bottle of vodka, no big deal. 18 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,880 Well, that's because they were closing just like us. 19 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:03,720 We told them if they made it in time, sure. 20 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,560 We ended up locking the doors and shutting off the lights a minute early. 21 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,760 You know, that's a movie scene to me, right? 22 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,160 So if you guys can make it in time, no problem. 23 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:16,960 And then the scene cuts to like a really like steep, like we're on the downward side, right? 24 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:20,760 Of like a road on a hill and you see a car come over the fucking top. 25 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,800 You know what I mean? 26 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:28,520 I would have gotten in that liquor store. 27 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,040 Anyways, it's six minutes after they pull up to the drive through window. 28 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,240 They start calling us repeatedly on different numbers. 29 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,160 We'll not go away. 30 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,720 They are blurring their horn. 31 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,440 We're all hiding in the corner. 32 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,440 What the fuck? 33 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,000 Wait a minute, if you're closed, you're closed. 34 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Right. 35 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,480 But they're calling the store still. 36 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,680 Look at the damn sign. 37 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,880 It says closed at this time we're closed. 38 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,280 That has to be like they must be an alcoholic. 39 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,600 They get the shakes if they don't get drinks. 40 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,920 I've seen those. 41 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,440 I've definitely seen those. 42 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:06,760 One of my favorite comedians, Greg Ferguson, because I have his books, he talks about alcoholism. 43 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:10,720 He said he does not feel good back in the day until he had that first drink in the morning. 44 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:11,720 Yeah. 45 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,400 Like he would just have like this like just didn't like this doom sense in his fucking 46 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:20,040 soul and like the shakes and like him describing it is fucking horrifying. 47 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,720 Well that reminds me. 48 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,160 There's a channel on YouTube. 49 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,840 I think it's called a whiskey tribe. 50 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,640 If I remember right. 51 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:32,200 But they did them and this one guy from that channel, they invited a comedian on there. 52 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,240 That's a huge like Churchill fan, I guess. 53 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,240 Yeah. 54 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,480 So they went in and it's like they tried to drink like Churchill for the entire day. 55 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,000 That motherfucker dropped so much. 56 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,240 I don't know how he was standing every single day. 57 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,240 Shea. 58 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:52,560 He woke up with a ounce of whiskey and a glass of water every morning. 59 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,560 Someone said I went in World War II. 60 00:02:53,560 --> 00:03:01,920 But by the time it's like the next day, whatever it shows, it's like dude, that sucked. 61 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,880 And we drink whiskey for a living. 62 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,040 Because that's their whole channel. 63 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:09,480 Like they own a distillery and stuff like but they couldn't even do it. 64 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,480 It's like fuck. 65 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:14,280 And the smoke of the cigars along with it. 66 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:18,400 Alrighty, so continuing on. 67 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,760 They left finally after a while of harassing us. 68 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,460 This is almost a nightly occurrence. 69 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:28,820 Not to this extreme, but definitely have customers calling us to ask us to stay open for them 70 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:31,880 or banging on the doors asking if we were open. 71 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,280 How hard is it to go somewhere all the time? 72 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,280 You know what I mean? 73 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,280 Just get there. 74 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,280 Hard. 75 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,560 We do the same thing in the morning before we open, but dayshifters are kiss asses. 76 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,320 They come in, we'll open 10 minutes early. 77 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,320 Fuck that. 78 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,040 You got to set a precedent. 79 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,800 If you cave, we all cave. 80 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,520 And are 100% committed to the store, so they of course abide. 81 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,520 They let him in early. 82 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,520 God dang. 83 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,880 They reenter for the evening shift. 84 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:58,880 Day shift is soft. 85 00:03:58,880 --> 00:03:59,880 Night shift to the Warriors. 86 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,840 Night shift closes early and hides in the corner. 87 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,840 I'd stand right by the door. 88 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,840 We were closed. 89 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,760 Get what you want from me. 90 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:13,680 Yeah, like, I gotta follow the, this is the law. 91 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,360 Next one is by Aperceptive C. 92 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,440 It's a weird one. 93 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,440 Yeah. 94 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,360 This person puts, I work at a bookstore that also has a coffee shop in it. 95 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:27,400 Between the cafe and our customer service desk, we used to have two large comfy chairs 96 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,400 and a table. 97 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,040 They were meant for customers to look through books, relax while shopping, enjoy their food 98 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,000 and coffee, etc. 99 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,280 Here's how I said used to. 100 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:41,160 We had to get rid of the chairs and the tables specifically because of one certain customer. 101 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,560 I love it when it's a one person. 102 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:47,560 I'm pretty foxed enough when I'm with everybody. 103 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,320 I thank you man that we can't open hotel room windows. 104 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,320 I appreciate it. 105 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,320 We were nailed. 106 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:57,760 Yeah, we were fucking sealed shut because of whoever motherfucking ruined it for everybody. 107 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,000 I can't get some fucking fresh air because of you. 108 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,720 He just had to try to jump. 109 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,720 He had to do something. 110 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,120 He did what he did. 111 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,600 This man comes in multiple times a week, sometimes with his wife. 112 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,680 He would just sit there in the chair for hours, sometimes until we closed. 113 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,840 Let me apologize by the way for my fucking snorting. 114 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:17,600 It's my nose is fucked up. 115 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,820 He never bought anything. 116 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:22,580 He didn't even grab a book or a magazine to prove it to peruse. 117 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:25,200 He would take off his shoes and use the tables and footrests. 118 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:29,820 Oh, he would watch YouTube videos on the loudest volume on his phone. 119 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:33,960 He would fall asleep in the chairs with his shoes off, his YouTube going still, and just 120 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:37,520 act like he owned the place. 121 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:41,560 We had to ask him several times to put his shoes on because the man was literally feet 122 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,080 from where we were serving food. 123 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,080 That's not okay. 124 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,080 He's no kidding. 125 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,400 And his wife, I couldn't stand either. 126 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:54,280 See, that's the worst when both the husband and wife are fucking terrible. 127 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:57,440 Usually it's one and not the other, but when it's both of them. 128 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,440 It sucks. 129 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,440 It's the worst combination. 130 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,280 Because then all they do is like they loop their feeds into each other. 131 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,280 Yeah, they don't fuck with their madness. 132 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,800 It just gets worse and worse, spiraling down even further. 133 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,600 One of them doesn't have the decency to be normal. 134 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,600 Right. 135 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,600 To be like, are you insane? 136 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,600 Don't do that shit. 137 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,000 But no, no, we're both crazy. 138 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:19,400 They just keep fucking fueling their own fucking coal and back into each other's asses. 139 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:23,360 She never bought anything, but would come over to the counter in the cafe where I'm 140 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,360 dealing with a line of 10 people and ask for a cup of hot water. 141 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,360 Oh, wow. 142 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,920 What the fuck is up with these people? 143 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,320 And heaven forbid you make her wait for it. 144 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,320 For a cup of hot water? 145 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,320 Yeah. 146 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:40,360 They get scalded and pretend to slip and splash it in their fucking face. 147 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:44,080 So we had to get rid of the chairs because it was becoming a big problem. 148 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,600 And he was so furious when he came in and he saw that we had taken them away. 149 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,000 Where the hell's my chair at? 150 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,920 Where am I supposed to sit? 151 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,800 I watched him walk around the store trying to find the chairs. 152 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,800 What would they come in for? 153 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,800 The jigsaw thing. 154 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:56,800 What the fuck for? 155 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:01,360 What would you waste your time to go somewhere and not do anything? 156 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,040 You might as well just stay home. 157 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:08,020 And when he only found the smaller chairs and benches we have, he confronted my manager 158 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:09,180 about it. 159 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,680 There are old people like me who need a place to sit. 160 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,160 Oh, and they're old? 161 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:20,040 Man, being that like socially like malicious and old is the worst. 162 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,800 Because the entitlement of being old. 163 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,880 Because the entitlement of being old, yes. 164 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:27,440 Because I'm old so I deserve to be treated with a level of respect I did not earn. 165 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,720 Dude, you're just a loiter. 166 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,520 You and your wife aren't even paying customers. 167 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,160 He's just fucking cold. 168 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,160 You don't buy shit. 169 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,920 Then they put an edit on this. 170 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,400 No, they are not homeless. 171 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:47,480 And I don't know what they were banned. 172 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:51,400 My best guess is probably because they were doing... 173 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,960 What they are doing isn't physical harm or distress to the customers. 174 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,640 Okay, I get it. 175 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,360 I don't know why they weren't banned. 176 00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,360 Right. 177 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,160 You can't really throw them out. 178 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,160 Right. 179 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,160 They're not homeless. 180 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,160 I can't just put them out. 181 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,880 You're gonna ask, he starts taking his socks off. 182 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:13,440 He takes his pants off and drapes it over the other chair. 183 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,040 Let's his fucking box just hang out. 184 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,040 It was probably gonna get to the employee. 185 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,040 It probably was. 186 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,280 Next one is by PJ Rush. 187 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,880 This is the one this person puts. 188 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:27,520 Lady walks up to a register that I'm counting the till at that has a low amount of cash. 189 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,200 A few 20s and a couple of 10s. 190 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:39,080 Also please just go to the bank's ATM for cash back. 191 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:43,400 The light isn't even on to say the lane is open, but she just starts putting her stuff 192 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,400 on the bill. 193 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:48,080 I'm already annoyed by this. 194 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:55,680 I'm already annoyed by this, but this is in the background. 195 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,640 God, the way that was written. 196 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:02,400 I'm a service manager and I've been working for the company a little over a month. 197 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,840 Me hello, puts till back and starts scanning order. 198 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,880 Her fuck you. 199 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,360 What's your cash pack limit? 200 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,640 Me I'm not sure. 201 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,520 I have to ask. 202 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,480 But this register doesn't have a lot of cash right now. 203 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:23,040 I can scan your order and take you to customer service for you to pay if that's okay. 204 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,200 Her what? 205 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:28,320 No, I just want to know the limit. 206 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,600 Me okay, sorry. 207 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,840 I'm new to the store and I don't know the exact amount. 208 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,680 I'll go see how much are you wanting back? 209 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,200 Just finished the order. 210 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,920 Her $60. 211 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,760 Me remember there's enough. 212 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:44,320 Oh I got enough for that list. 213 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,920 No can you fucking listen? 214 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,240 I just want to know the limit. 215 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,560 Me walks back to the cash office. 216 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:56,320 I'm like me why do you need to know the limit if you only want $60? 217 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,720 I'm guessing the limit $60 wouldn't it? 218 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:05,120 OM says $250 on register, $100 on self checkout and $1,000 at customer service desk. 219 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:08,080 I get a $250 loan and walk back. 220 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:11,520 God dang $250 loan what are you Walmart? 221 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,040 Her was that so hard? 222 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,800 Me, it was because of you. 223 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,480 That would have been, depends on the customer yet. 224 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:26,240 Her well you could have stopped being retarded for a minute and give me an answer and checked. 225 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,440 You went with the R. 226 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,440 Yeah the hard R. 227 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,880 I'm beginning out the end. 228 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,160 Me I said I'm new and I didn't know. 229 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:42,640 I thought you wanted a large amount back since you said you wanted $60 and I knew I had enough. 230 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,200 Sorry for the confusion. 231 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:48,360 Pulls $2.20 and $2.10 from the till after her debit card processed. 232 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,240 The max is $2.50 by the way. 233 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,760 Her rolls her eyes and grabs the money. 234 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,760 Where's your supervisor? 235 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,520 Man, I'm the supervisor right now. 236 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:01,360 Her well I guess everyone is retarded then if you don't know. 237 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,840 My husband is a finance manager and I'm sure everyone knew everything. 238 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,440 Me someone married you? 239 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,000 I feel sorry for him. 240 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 I just walk off. 241 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:14,240 Damn he must have been living his life because he said way too much that would not have been 242 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,240 said. 243 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,280 If I wasn't on the clock I would have said much worse. 244 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,720 I probably will get reported for this but the corporate doesn't care. 245 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:24,680 It's like dog fuck somebody married your ass? 246 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,680 Bloody shit. 247 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:29,600 I feel bad for him. 248 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:33,520 I need to know how big your penis is because I can only take three inches. 249 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:37,000 There's so many times I want to say that kind of stuff to customers. 250 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,360 So it's like are you fucking retarded? 251 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:44,400 But I can't because they will call. 252 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,400 I don't bother anymore. 253 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:50,360 I'll let them wallow in their own madness. 254 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,960 Next one is by Piro Largo. 255 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:57,080 This person puts, at the store I work at you're required to ask for ID if the person looks 256 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080 under 40. 257 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,080 Under 40? 258 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,680 What the fuck you said? 259 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,640 Selling grade A plutonium? 260 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,880 What do you need to know? 261 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,680 That's the highest age limit I've ever heard. 262 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,680 If you look under. 263 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:11,280 Yeah but I mean 40 is pretty fucking old. 264 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,160 I don't know some people hold it together. 265 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,480 Yeah but I mean like what? 266 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,480 Under 40? 267 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,440 If they look under 18 I understand. 268 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,520 They're saying under 40. 269 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,240 That's ridiculous. 270 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:29,600 We also can't sell tobacco products to anyone with an expired ID. 271 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,600 Cool. 272 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,000 Yes under 40 is so stupid. 273 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,780 You're asking for trouble. 274 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:36,200 So this man comes up to my tail. 275 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,200 Here's the trouble. 276 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,760 Looks to be in his late 20s early 30s and wants four packs of cigars. 277 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,360 I ask for his ID and he flashes it while it's still in his wallet. 278 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:51,280 I tell him I need to scan it and he tells me it might be expired as I take it from him. 279 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,760 It expired three years ago. 280 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:53,760 Damn. 281 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:57,560 I of course tell him politely that I can't sell him cigars with an expired ID and he 282 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,280 just explodes. 283 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,280 He claims that. 284 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:05,640 It'd be funny if like he'd literally just like just spontaneous combust. 285 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,640 So pissing. 286 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:10,880 Yeah he just like keep him close. 287 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:11,880 That's a scare right there. 288 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:17,720 He's like oh my god. 289 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,880 He claims that I sold him cigarettes before with no problem. 290 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,280 I think we've heard this story. 291 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,680 This is a different one. 292 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,680 Okay. 293 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,680 Same setup but you know. 294 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,680 Same setup. 295 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,680 Same problem. 296 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,180 Yep. 297 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:32,920 He claims that I sold him cigarettes before no problem and he doesn't understand why I'm 298 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,760 giving him so much trouble now. 299 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:40,680 I tell him that I don't recognize him at all because I don't and he keeps trying to argue 300 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,760 with me that I'm full of shit. 301 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,760 I tell him I'm not. 302 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,760 Or I say I'm not because I've put enough fiber. 303 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,760 Exactly. 304 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,800 And he loses it even more. 305 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,200 I tell him I'm not arguing with him and I'm not selling him these cigars. 306 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,240 How weird would that be if that happened? 307 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,240 Like you're so full of shit. 308 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,240 No you fucking Cheerios. 309 00:13:56,240 --> 00:14:00,040 Like that would be so fucking flabbergasted. 310 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,880 It'd be whole white. 311 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,120 He storms out and a couple of minutes later this woman comes in with her young son and 312 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:11,440 the lady slaps her ID on the counter and asks for the same cigar as the man before her did. 313 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,440 The wife. 314 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:16,080 Knowing what's up I ask her if she's with the man who just came in and she confirms 315 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,420 that she is. 316 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:22,080 So I have to refuse sale to her despite her having a valid ID because I have reason to 317 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,200 believe she's going to give the cigars to that man. 318 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,200 Now he's trying to. 319 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,200 Now he's just being a dick. 320 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,200 Yes. 321 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,200 I would be. 322 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,200 I would have completely just say whatever. 323 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,200 Everyone get out. 324 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,200 She explodes on me too and then he fucking blows up right next to her son. 325 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:39,240 But after telling me that it's against the law for me to refuse to sell her these cigars 326 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,440 she asks to talk to my manager. 327 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,680 This guy's asking for it. 328 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,680 I would just give it to her. 329 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,680 I'm done with this shit. 330 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,680 Like you have an ID. 331 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,680 Yeah. 332 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,680 You're not buying it for a kid. 333 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,680 It's like. 334 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,680 Be gone man. 335 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,680 I tell her that. 336 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:56,160 What if like he does right and then in the outside she can see the little son. 337 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,400 The cigar is fucking smelt. 338 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,000 I would be feeling. 339 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,880 I tell her that she needs to come back tomorrow morning when we're when my manager is working 340 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,560 but she refuses to leave and demands to speak with my manager anyway. 341 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,320 So I have to call the assistant manager. 342 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,320 I get her in the car. 343 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,320 I drive to my manager's house. 344 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,320 There you go. 345 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,320 That would be funny. 346 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,320 I get the car. 347 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:21,120 I said get the car. 348 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,800 So I have to call the assistant manager and tell her what's going on. 349 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:28,120 The assistant manager tells me to give the phone to the lady and I can hear them arguing 350 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,400 with each other. 351 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,840 It's another five minutes before the lady finally slams the phone down and leaves. 352 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:36,760 It's another five minutes until she calls the store and my coworker answers. 353 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:42,520 She tells my coworker that I'm such a racist bitch because I refuse to sell cigars to 354 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,440 her African-American husband. 355 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,440 The man who came in first. 356 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,240 The one that blew up. 357 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,240 Yes. 358 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,920 My coworker was more angry than I was. 359 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,600 I thought it was kind of funny. 360 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:56,120 My manager heard about it the next day and agreed it was my decision not to sell them 361 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,120 anything. 362 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:01,720 I just wanted to share this crazy story about this dumb carrying and her husband. 363 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,880 I think part of it though you got on yourself a little. 364 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,480 Yeah she just gave it to her. 365 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,320 Maybe not him but her. 366 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,320 His idea was invalid. 367 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,320 No but hers was fine. 368 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,720 You just wanted to be a dick. 369 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,720 You pretty much is. 370 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,960 Because if the dates were right and everything but it was just expired it's like come on 371 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,960 bro. 372 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:18,960 Like really? 373 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:19,960 It's the law sir. 374 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:20,960 It's the law. 375 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,960 I can't sell it. 376 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,960 Like it pulls a shotgun in. 377 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,240 Alrighty next one is by Abyss City. 378 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,240 Abyss City. 379 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,360 That sounds like a good city to live in. 380 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,360 Abyss? 381 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,600 That sounds like a Batman city where it's like just crying all the way to the city. 382 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,880 It's always raining in Abyss City? 383 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,240 Haven't seen the sun in 15 years. 384 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,240 Is it a sin city? 385 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,240 Abyss City? 386 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,240 Yeah. 387 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,960 Uh this person puts. 388 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,960 Like come on people. 389 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,960 At least make your lives realistic. 390 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,760 This customer uh these customers confuse me so dang much sometimes. 391 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:55,760 A lady came into the super small gas station that I work at and asked if we had any Diet 392 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,680 Southern Brew tea in half gallons. 393 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,320 Diet Southern Brew tea. 394 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,560 They don't make it in diet. 395 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,560 It's all sugar ma'am. 396 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,560 Now Southern. 397 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,560 Like there's uh. 398 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,560 A tinge of diabetes in every bottle. 399 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:13,960 Like for example you've heard of Milo's tea right? 400 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,960 Yeah. 401 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,360 Like there's Milo's tea and then there's Milo's super sweet tea. 402 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,360 Oh god. 403 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,360 That shit must. 404 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,360 It must be a fucking cup of sugar. 405 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,360 To be fair that shit might be. 406 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,360 So. 407 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,360 It must be a fucking cup of sugar. 408 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:30,640 To be fair that shit might be. 409 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,960 Just a fucking ounce of sugar at the bottom of the fucking cup. 410 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:39,520 Well I think regular Milo's tea is something about 200 calories and I think Milo's uh extra 411 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,240 sweet tea is like 260. 412 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,880 That's a lot of sugar. 413 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,880 Just another handful of sugar. 414 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,880 Amazingly. 415 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,480 Another fucking chef kiss full of sugar. 416 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,320 Like shit get worse than Salt Bank. 417 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,280 It's not just dashed in there. 418 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,160 It's like poured in there. 419 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,640 Alrighty so uh. 420 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,540 I know we specifically don't. 421 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,160 We only get shipments in full gallons. 422 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,440 And we only get maybe 8 gallons in a shipment to begin with. 423 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,420 So since we're a small store. 424 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,880 So I tell her this. 425 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,520 No we don't get the half gallons here at all. 426 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,960 And what does she reply with? 427 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:15,960 Oh okay. 428 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,760 I know you guys get them sent here since I've been coming in here before. 429 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,280 So you guys just put them all in the back then. 430 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,960 So to cut the bullshit I simply look at my coworker and ask. 431 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,400 Hey we don't have any of those back there right? 432 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,240 And she leaves after we both say no. 433 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,240 But I'm sorry. 434 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,240 That's small of a store you need two employees? 435 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,440 Yeah I know. 436 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,880 That's small of a store you need two employees. 437 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,880 Come on now. 438 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,440 But I'm sorry. 439 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,440 What? 440 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,800 What do you mean to tell me? 441 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,320 I know you get them here. 442 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,160 I've bought them before. 443 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,160 Do I have a? 444 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,480 Ma'am do you have Alzheimer's? 445 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,120 Do I not have the cooler positioned seared into my eye holes ma'am? 446 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,120 I. 447 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,120 What? 448 00:18:56,120 --> 00:19:00,640 Like he just lost his fucking mind? 449 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:05,800 It's like do I not have them seared into my fucking eye holes? 450 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,880 What if like she's like what are they right there? 451 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,240 He's like oh yes they are man. 452 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:13,280 Like what if he just eluded to it? 453 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,760 You could be in funnier. 454 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:20,440 Am I not in this cooler for about eight hours per week every week? 455 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,200 Please count the open spots for half gallons with me. 456 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,200 One two three four five six. 457 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,400 All filled with different flavors right? 458 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,560 So he turned into Jack Nicklaus Cage with the ABC thing? 459 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,880 Because this is after she left. 460 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,120 He's thinking this to himself. 461 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,080 Oh I thought he grabbed her by the navel. 462 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,080 Follow me man to the back. 463 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,080 We're going to check ourselves. 464 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:40,320 Like she fucking holds her hostage for three days. 465 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:45,320 So where do you think these half gallons were supposed to be going in this cooler door? 466 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,920 Nowhere because they don't exist here and you're being a liar. 467 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:53,280 Why would you tell me that you bought them here when you know for a fact that in almost 468 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,560 the uh what was it? 469 00:19:55,560 --> 00:20:01,200 Almost two years I've worked here we've received a whopping zero of them. 470 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,360 I have nightmares about these milk crates. 471 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,440 I know what's in them. 472 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,640 Someone got a real man. 473 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,040 You just shake it like you lost his fucking shit. 474 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,720 He's like man where the fuck will we put them? 475 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,720 How are they up in these place when there is none? 476 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,720 Luckily he didn't say all this to her. 477 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,960 She probably would have been looking at him with her mouth open like oh my god. 478 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,440 Like damn he went ballistic over it. 479 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,920 There's some retail that like they're not meant for retail. 480 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,920 Yeah and he's one. 481 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:32,480 And you can tell when they go in insane. 482 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,520 Next one is by... 483 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,520 Machimakuchi. 484 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,520 Vivian's mum. 485 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,520 Go on. 486 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:48,520 The reason I was looking at it real weird is because it was VYVY. 487 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520 VYVY. 488 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,520 Not KYVY. 489 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:55,520 It's Percy Putz. 490 00:20:55,520 --> 00:21:00,400 Nasty cow of a customer. 491 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,400 Out the gate. 492 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,000 This fucking heifer of a customer. 493 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,440 He was still chewing on grass when she walked in. 494 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,440 Little big bone bitch. 495 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,760 Man, that was the meanest entrance I've ever heard. 496 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,760 Nasty cow. 497 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,760 God dang. 498 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,760 Mouse. 499 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:27,600 Wearing her spotted black and white clothes. 500 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:33,000 Nasty cow of a customer smearing at a very new and young staff member while she was innocently 501 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,240 folding shirts at her store. 502 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,800 Why'd you want to do that for a job? 503 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,800 Do a full close? 504 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,800 Easy as fuck. 505 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,120 I had to reply. 506 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,120 Her tax pay... 507 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,880 Her tax pays your benefits. 508 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,880 Uh oh. 509 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,240 Don't say that. 510 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,440 My colleagues are largely students who are studying in college and subjects this bitch 511 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,440 couldn't even spell. 512 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,440 Oh man. 513 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,440 Out the gate. 514 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,440 Just tearing this person apart. 515 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,440 What did she do? 516 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,440 She told that to... 517 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,440 I hate that. 518 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,440 There's no need for it. 519 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,440 Some of our youngsters are sick of it. 520 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:05,440 I really feel for them sometimes. 521 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:11,240 You gotta be careful because when they're young they break easily. 522 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:15,440 Yeah, that's why if I went to the customer there's this nasty cow of a bitch. 523 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,200 They feel kind of bad about these kids getting just fucking ripped to shreds by some old 524 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200 asshole. 525 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,200 Taking subjects this bitch couldn't even spell. 526 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,200 Jesus. 527 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,200 Good lord. 528 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,600 Like that was just brutal off the bat. 529 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,600 Spell math bitch. 530 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:33,600 A-T-H. I don't know. 531 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,600 Cough. 532 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:39,800 Alright, next one is by... 533 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,800 I don't need to spell math. 534 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,800 I got a cock-a-malator. 535 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,800 I'll be a cock-a-malator. 536 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,800 You never get a cock-a-malator. 537 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,800 Never. 538 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,440 Is that what the full... 539 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,360 Like next week you're gonna have a fucking different one right? 540 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:54,920 It's gonna be her from her point of view. 541 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,000 This dirty whore. 542 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,920 He's fucking bucked. 543 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,040 Goddamn intellectual ass. 544 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,000 He'd like to refer himself ass. 545 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,160 That's exactly what it would be too. 546 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,840 That would be fucking hilarious. 547 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,760 I'd look at eight different posts from me and both of us just going back and forth for 548 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,760 like a year. 549 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,760 That'd be hilarious. 550 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,760 Next one is by a fewlobsters7961. 551 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,960 This person fits. 552 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,320 So one day I was answering the phone and the first thing out of this lady's mouth was, 553 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,120 okay, here's what you're going to do. 554 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,120 Oh shit. 555 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,880 I'm gonna do a fucking robbery. 556 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:32,800 First you're going to look on the shelf to see if it's there and if it's not, you're 557 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,560 going to look at the computer. 558 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:39,640 To this point I have no idea what she's looking for because she hasn't said so. 559 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,840 I interrupt her and I say, so what is it that you're looking for? 560 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,740 Her obviously annoyed that I cut her off mid telling me how to do my job. 561 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:51,960 She says, did you want him to scan it, pay for it and put it in a bag for it and leave 562 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:56,880 it in the parking in a park two miles from here under the bench. 563 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,040 She says, I'm looking for the dog food that comes in a red can. 564 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,600 I'm like, okay, holding out a second. 565 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,600 In a red can you say? 566 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,880 We got ones that come in a blue can. 567 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,080 I don't bother looking in the I.O. and nor in the computer. 568 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,360 Oh, you gotta at least look. 569 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,760 Nor on the computer. 570 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,360 For a good five minutes. 571 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:18,640 Then whenever I pick back up and I tell her no, we no longer have it and it's been discontinued, 572 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:23,460 she proceeds to berate me for being the rudest employee she's spoken to at my place and she's 573 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:25,440 been a customer for 35 years. 574 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,600 35 years, but only a bit over for seven, ma'am. 575 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,200 Will you let's work into the story afterwards? 576 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:37,360 My story has only been over for 15. 577 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:42,860 As she's going on, I interrupt her again, telling her to have a great day and hang up. 578 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:45,520 Don't be rude and don't tell me how to do my job. 579 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,520 I know better than you. 580 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,480 I wouldn't do it that far, but okay. 581 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,480 Maybe about the company. 582 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,800 Well, yeah, like that far, maybe it's like, but it's like you. 583 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,120 So what you're gonna do first is like, bitch, who the fuck do you think you are? 584 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,120 Who this? 585 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,120 New number. 586 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:04,120 Who do you think? 587 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,320 All righty. 588 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,720 And last one is by light little, a little light cap. 589 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,400 Little light cap. 590 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:16,240 This person puts I've never been on the subreddit before and I don't know if it's worth posting. 591 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,360 I'm just so unreasonably frustrated. 592 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:26,340 Even though this is focusing on a single customer, I flared it as a fuck this job because the 593 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,760 whole thing sucks right now. 594 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,040 Damn, it must have been brutal. 595 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:35,640 I only make 9.25 an hour before taxes because I've been working at a nonprofit for years. 596 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:40,000 The low pay has always sucked, but I tolerate it because it is flexible scheduling that 597 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,280 works with my college classes. 598 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,080 Nonprofits. 599 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,480 I can only work I can only afford to work at this job because I live with my family. 600 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:53,040 I cashier at the most isolated position in a separate building than all my other coworkers 601 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,480 or managers. 602 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,680 So over the last five years, I've been dealing with crazy incidents all on my own with no 603 00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,680 way to get help. 604 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:05,000 But I bet you you got a quick you bet you have a deep level of experience. 605 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,140 I've never had a single complaint. 606 00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:12,600 It's also a thrift store and I'm doing and I've developed a dust dust allergy. 607 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:18,440 I can't afford food ATM because a surprise bill took all my money. 608 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:23,400 So I was balancing some free chips and coffee from the break room and I'm unlocking the 609 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,760 door when some lady with a kid is waiting. 610 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,480 In the break room. 611 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,800 How'd they get in there? 612 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,280 Just walk in there. 613 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280 Yes. 614 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,280 He said you unlocked the door. 615 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,280 So how were they there? 616 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,280 I don't know. 617 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,920 We've been here since yesterday. 618 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:44,240 I'm unlocking my door whenever I would set a while some lady and kid is waiting. 619 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:50,160 She reaches for my food asking for me to ask him me to let her help me and I just told 620 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,160 her to stop. 621 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,760 Otherwise, she's going to make me lose my balance and drop my food. 622 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,560 I can't afford a new coffee or food. 623 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,560 I'm broke bitch. 624 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,800 Don't you see she tells me I was going to shop at your store but decided not to because 625 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,800 you're so nasty. 626 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,100 I say that's fine ma'am. 627 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,100 You have a nice day too. 628 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:10,440 I was going to shop at your store but you're fucking nasty. 629 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,440 I'm real confused now. 630 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,440 Did he still go? 631 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,720 Okay, go ahead. 632 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,320 She returns later and asks me for my name to report me. 633 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,680 I give it to her and she ends there. 634 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:25,400 It's so minor it doesn't even matter but I'm so unreasonably angry that it took me an hour 635 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,400 to stop shaking. 636 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,040 I don't even it doesn't even matter and I'm just venting. 637 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,720 I don't know why I'm so upset. 638 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,080 I'm thinking he's worried it wrong but I think he worried it wrong. 639 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,840 I thought it was a break room. 640 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,600 I think that he may have come out of the break room with his food and his chips and his drink. 641 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,240 And then he was unlocking the door to the thrift store. 642 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,240 It was probably great. 643 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,240 Right, right. 644 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,240 I think that's what it was supposed to be. 645 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,240 He was like she tried to come in and the door was locked. 646 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,240 I said no. 647 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,440 And then I heard a kid tried to take his food. 648 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:59,560 I thought he was grabbing for uh and I thought the mom was grabbing the food to help him. 649 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,000 You know one of the two of them but it's like regardless customers trying to reach for your 650 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 shit. 651 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Yeah, I don't know too much. 652 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,960 Like fuck you what the fuck are you doing? 653 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,920 Like when they touch me I don't like that. 654 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,640 Oh there was another post on there but I didn't include it. 655 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,960 It was called stop touching me. 656 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,960 Yeah. 657 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,800 Don't touch employees people. 658 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,040 There's no reason for it at all. 659 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,040 Don't touch it for anything. 660 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,600 Your god damn dirty hands of yourself. 661 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,080 You god damn monkeys. 662 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,040 I saw the guy from a Planet of the Apes. 663 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,640 God damn dirty apes. 664 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,160 You damn dirty apes. 665 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,720 Yeah that one where fucking Charles Heston just loses his shit and he starts talking. 666 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,720 Yeah. 667 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,680 Then he's like the fuck brother monkey so. 668 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,680 That is true. 669 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,680 He did didn't he? 670 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,680 So there you go. 671 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,680 He got over it. 672 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:48,080 It's a good movie by the way. 673 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,360 Some of the best practical effects ever. 674 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,600 Because they were all just costumes. 675 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,720 And they moved really well. 676 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,480 You thought they were real fucking beings. 677 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:02,600 I think until Lord of the Rings came along with practical effects. 678 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,400 That was the movie that happened. 679 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,400 The President? 680 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,400 Yeah. 681 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,400 The President? 682 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,400 Not the President. 683 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,640 Or is it the President? 684 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,640 The President. 685 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,640 President. 686 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,520 Pretty much I said President and Presidentent. 687 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,480 It's basically the same thing. 688 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,480 Yeah basically. 689 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,680 It's almost the same word. 690 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,680 It's a homophone. 691 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,680 Yeah. 692 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,680 See. 693 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,240 There were words that you never hear in classes anymore. 694 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,240 Homophone. 695 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,240 Homosexual? 696 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,680 Not homophone. 697 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,240 Homophone means that words that sound similar but are different. 698 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,240 Exactly. 699 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,240 The more you learn. 700 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,920 Something that you'll never hear in school anymore because they're not going to teach 701 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,920 you tea. 702 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,680 If you understand what the words mean now, I'll say no homo. 703 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,480 Oh man. 704 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,480 But. 705 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,640 But yeah that is uh. 706 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,960 He's really trying to just grab his stuff. 707 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,960 Yeah. 708 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,960 And then you're nasty. 709 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,960 I don't want to come in here no more. 710 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,960 Well I guess. 711 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:59,440 He could have acted like that last person and said this cow of a bitch. 712 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,600 That man, that person was mad. 713 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,600 Yes. 714 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,760 This big bone bitch walked in here. 715 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:10,800 This god dang sea slug from the depths of the ocean. 716 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,000 Some of the whale found itself on land. 717 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 This beached manatee. 718 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,400 God dang beluga whale. 719 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:24,560 This gelatinous heifer. 720 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,920 He was so mad. 721 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:33,240 There's probably a bunch more going through with that day with that. 722 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,720 Just couldn't think of the right words for it. 723 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,000 Cow is the first thing that came to mind. 724 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Probably yeah. 725 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,840 She's probably wearing one of those white and black zebra. 726 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,400 Those huge like pregnancy suits or dresses. 727 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,400 Yeah. 728 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,400 Like that homo used to wear. 729 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,400 The moo moo is the moo. 730 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,400 The cow moo. 731 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,400 There you go. 732 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,400 That's what he was thinking. 733 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,080 But that's all I got for reddit today. 734 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,800 Anything else to add before we head out? 735 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,440 I don't know. 736 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:02,920 I've got I used to be such a shy introvert and I hardly ever talk to people in my daily 737 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:08,800 life and ever since working at a retail store these last several years. 738 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,680 You become an extrovert really fast. 739 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,680 Extrovert. 740 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,600 I can talk to women easily. 741 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,600 I don't mind. 742 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,600 I don't know. 743 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,600 It's just easy. 744 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,280 Things don't bother you so much. 745 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,040 You deal with stupidity on a daily basis. 746 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,040 Yeah. 747 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:29,080 The width and depth and length of human ineptitude is profoundly deep. 748 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,160 Yes it is. 749 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,320 And I just deal with it. 750 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,520 And that is why there is such thing as a. 751 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:39,400 That is why they can't make trash cans to stop bears. 752 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,520 Yes. 753 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:44,840 Because the overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest human is too great. 754 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:45,840 But they just can't. 755 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:51,400 Because if they made a, listen to me people, if they made a trash can at the fucking park 756 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,960 that can keep bears out of the trash cans, the smartest bears out of the trash can, it 757 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,480 means that they would keep out the dumbest of people. 758 00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,480 Yes. 759 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,480 That is what I'm trying to tell you. 760 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,000 That is how bad human intelligence is sometimes at the lowest spectrum. 761 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 I'm not talking about like mental deficiency. 762 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,240 I'm talking about real stupidity. 763 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,240 Yes. 764 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,240 Of people not even wanting to learn. 765 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,240 Yes. 766 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,240 Like ignorance. 767 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,240 Yeah. 768 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,240 The level of ignorance of some people is truly astonishing. 769 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,200 People that push in whenever it says pull. 770 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,240 Yeah. 771 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,840 People that eat shampoo. 772 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,360 People that eat typos. 773 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,360 People that eat typos. 774 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,360 Yes. 775 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,360 Those people exist. 776 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,360 People that eat a burrito in the middle. 777 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,360 You fucking animal. 778 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,360 You fucking animal. 779 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:40,880 Why would you, why would you break a burrito in the middle? 780 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,760 People that are like Seinfeld where they cut a Snickers bar with a fork and knife. 781 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:45,760 Yeah. 782 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,760 The pseudo sophisticated. 783 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,760 It's a hand food. 784 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:54,440 Just eat it. 785 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,440 But with that, I'm sorry. 786 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,440 I'm not done. 787 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,440 Let me think here. 788 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:03,960 Oh, there's a bunch of dumb people. 789 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:09,480 People that eat crust first. 790 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,480 Crust first. 791 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,480 On a pizza. 792 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,760 Oh, who the fuck would do that? 793 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,920 Apparently according to a poll, 25% of people. 794 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,320 Why would they eat the crust first? 795 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,360 I want to get the bad stuff out of the way first. 796 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,360 Yeah. 797 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,360 What the fuck do you hold on to then? 798 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:29,640 Where do you grab it from? 799 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,760 People that stand to wipe. 800 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:37,920 Oh, well I stand, well I wipe and then I wipe again, right? 801 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:43,280 And then I stand up to wipe the excess water, but not the actual shit, you know? 802 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,440 Like just wipe the full thing out while they're just stand up with their dookie? 803 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,440 Damn. 804 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,440 Yeah, there's dumb people. 805 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,240 You know your butt cheese clenches, right? 806 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,000 When you stand, it's not as easy to wipe the whole fucking. 807 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000 I know that's why you hold it on. 808 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,760 Yeah, like the back of your fucking, like the very deep inside of your ass. 809 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,200 You probably wiped so many stains on your fucking underwear. 810 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,200 You didn't wipe deep. 811 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,200 You gotta wipe deep. 812 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,840 You gotta almost shove that fucking toilet paper in your asshole. 813 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,840 No homo. 814 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,080 Or you know, if you like that. 815 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,560 All homo. 816 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,040 People that, they need glue and crayons. 817 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,840 That's why they're non-toxic. 818 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,560 Because if they weren't they'd be fucking dead. 819 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,460 They would have been dead a long time ago. 820 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:37,600 People that had to reformat the fridge because they kept getting themselves locked inside 821 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,600 and dying. 822 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:43,280 People that used to smell those permanent markers. 823 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,000 That shit is strong. 824 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,480 It'd be dizzy as hell. 825 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,480 I'm real. 826 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480 You know what I'm talking about? 827 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,480 Yeah. 828 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,960 He used to have like a fruit smell and stuff to him. 829 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:51,960 Fuck, I'm dead. 830 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,960 They can't even sell those anymore, really. 831 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,560 That's why they can sell scented erasers. 832 00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:02,600 Hey kids, are you like, I don't really like skittles. 833 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,320 That reminds me though. 834 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,960 I actually had a classmate whenever I was in elementary school. 835 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,760 They used to have those gel pens that would have a smell to them. 836 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,760 Uh huh. 837 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,760 Whatever you'd write. 838 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,760 This bitch cracked them open and ate them. 839 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,440 What, did you break a bone marrow? 840 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,240 And she was fucking out of the aisle. 841 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,240 Jesus. 842 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:24,440 There was a day that she got it. 843 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:30,640 She did that and she got this like light baby blue ink all over her face and her hands and 844 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,640 everything. 845 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,640 This is like fifth grade. 846 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:38,840 That's like almost level of like when you start having some sense of not being, you 847 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,840 know what I mean? 848 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,840 Yeah. 849 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,560 You start being like, maybe that's the best of ideas. 850 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,160 She was sucking that shit out of the gel. 851 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,160 That is weird. 852 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,160 That bitch is crazy. 853 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,160 What is she doing now? 854 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,160 Why is she like harboring edgy? 855 00:35:50,160 --> 00:36:01,160 Now instead of sucking stuff out of that, she's helping me shoot and stuff up. 856 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,160 That addiction kicked in real quick. 857 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:11,320 You'll see her with a fucking syringe full of blue liquid all over her fucking veins. 858 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,240 It's all gel pen ink. 859 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,240 Jesus Christ. 860 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:19,120 I always wondered about people from the past. 861 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:25,680 Whether they've changed or they stayed the same person. 862 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,720 I've changed vastly from just the few years I've worked in retail. 863 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,320 My battle hardened. 864 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,320 Just that it changes you. 865 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,320 It changes me deeply. 866 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,320 And it changes almost everybody that works in retail. 867 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,520 I think it's good for a bit of work in retail. 868 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:44,120 If you constantly deal with humanity, you're better able to deal with humanity. 869 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,120 Yeah. 870 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,120 Humanity. 871 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:51,120 Makes me wonder if I'm an alien. 872 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,680 They just fucking tram me on. 873 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,360 Fucking planet is punishment. 874 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,360 This is your purgatory? 875 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,360 This is my purgatory. 876 00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,360 Retail hell. 877 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,920 Which is the subreddit by the way. 878 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,920 Retail hell. 879 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,920 Another one? 880 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,920 On my subreddit's report graph. 881 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:15,760 I have a very high libido. 882 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,080 It never stops. 883 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,560 If I were a cold turkey, I'd probably have a nervous breakdown. 884 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,400 But then you'd write a masterpiece. 885 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:29,480 I probably would write a fucking The Next War and Peace if I didn't fucking. 886 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:36,080 If I went one week without anything pornographic, sexual or anything, I'd either become the 887 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,320 Joker or become Batman. 888 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,320 What is that? 889 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,480 It is a very fine line. 890 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,680 It is a no, no November. 891 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:43,680 No it's not. 892 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,680 It's December 3rd. 893 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,680 No, no, November. 894 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,680 It's over. 895 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,680 It's only November. 896 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,680 It's only November. 897 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,680 You got people that are still going. 898 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,960 For what? 899 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,880 Because I can't get enough. 900 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,800 You know I try to do November right? 901 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,800 I lasted uh midnight 45 minutes. 902 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,680 November phrase. 903 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,680 You know what I'm gonna try. 904 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:11,880 Let's see what I go if I go celebrate. 905 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,920 I guess you'll see me on the news. 906 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,640 Madman events time travel. 907 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,640 Madman kills everybody. 908 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,640 No. 909 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,080 I don't want to hurt anybody. 910 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:29,880 I guess that's it. 911 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,880 The challenge begins. 912 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,640 Plus today I did no not anything. 913 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,640 I started running into porn stars in real life. 914 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,060 I was like oh no. 915 00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:40,680 Stay away from me. 916 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,160 You temptress. 917 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,240 Uh with that we will see you guys on the next one. 918 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,160 You might not see me though. 919 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:49,920 I compartment dot com.