Welcome back guys to Midweek Definitions or whatever day we dropped this on.
We uh, yes I missed finding, I'm a bit of a wordsmith.
I like words and I just wanted to come back to the Urban Dictionary and see what we can
find.
So anyway we're going to start off today with a new episode and uh, because of a Reddit
story we had where we talked about some guy that confused a woman's name and thought it
was the porn star named Piper Perry, I decided to look up her name on Urban Dictionary and
I found six entries.
And they are pretty fucking terrible.
By the way this is not her real name so I think these are all just jokes.
Right.
Because they get real bad.
So the first one, thank you for the warning.
First one, yeah well, first one is from ganjaqueen62 uploaded on October 3rd, 2021.
Piper Perry, an adult actress slash porn star who lives, lived in Crystal Lake, Illinois.
She got arrested with acid when she was 17.
Her real name is Kaylee J. Charlie.
It's not.
Right.
I looked up her real name.
Well because like the stuff they're saying here really freaked me out so I did some bio
search because it says she also does porn with her dad Ray Charlotte.
Fuck God.
Yeah.
I was like what?
Rumors be told Ray introduced her to the act when she was too young.
And they always have like a little question like or a little like, you know when they
have like a sentence to a phrase for the word?
An example of the word.
Yeah.
So the bottom is like person one hi Piper Perry.
Then person B, I don't know why they went one to B instead of A, one to two.
I bet you they're like I'm so fucking smart right when they did that.
And it says yo I ain't no Kylie Charlotte looking ass homie.
So the next one is by Latin Kings.
Kings with a Z. Kings.
Yeah.
On October 3rd, 2021.
The same fucking day actually.
It's basically the same thing.
It says an adult actress slash porn star who lives, lived in Crystal Lake, Illinois.
She got arrested when she was 18 with, with acid when she was 17.
It's the exact same thing.
It's like word for fucking word.
But the example is different.
It's like person, person A hi Ray where your 13 year old porn star daughter Piper Perry.
And then person B is like you can't be too loud.
Like it gets real bad.
It's so fucking weird.
Yeah.
So then entry number three by Latin Kings again.
Oh God.
He's really into this ain't he?
I think he just changed the example because it's the same thing.
Hi Ray where's Piper Perry?
Dude she's only 13.
Call her Kaylee.
So like what the fuck is going on?
So let me go.
It's fucking, they put a Perry with a Y instead of an I. So it's Piper Perry.
Right.
Literally this is ganja queen 62.
They did this again October 3rd.
All four on the same day.
Oh my God.
The same thing, same fucking line except the example is like person one hey there Piper
Perry.
And person two is like hey I'm not Kaylee Charlotte.
And then there's Latin Kings again.
Oh my God.
The crowd's rolling in a little.
I think these two are going back and forth if you want them to say the most fucked up
thing.
Because his example was like person one I was hanging out with the snitches of Crystal
Lake while chilling in McHenry yesterday.
Person two nice did you get to fuck Piper Perry?
Heard she's free on weekends.
And then fucking finally Piper Perry by Bizanic October 16 2017 just says the hottest petite
porn site you'll ever see.
And then the example is did you watch Piper Perry fuck 12 black guys at once?
There you go.
That one at least makes some more sense.
Like in the early lectionary.
Really realistic I guess.
I guess she did fuck 12.
I don't know actually.
You remember that famous meme?
Yeah yeah yeah.
When she's behind or in front of all those guys?
Yeah I think she did.
I don't know if it was 12.
I didn't count them.
I bet she never seen the scene.
Gang bangs aren't my thing.
Let me see let me find a funny random one to leave off on.
Let's see.
This was by John Posh February 15 2005.
Cross bunny.
A person who masturbates often in a rapid violent fashion.
Marvias nephew is a real cross bunny.
I fear for his health.
He must be going hard as fuck.
That is that's just too fresh here for or like a dip in the water.
Until we really dive into.
Until we get into the really crazy shit.
Into the regular living dictionary.
Alright well we will see you guys next week.
You'll never be ready for it.