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we are covering tonight. We're finally gonna find out... I fucked that up. Anyway, we're
gonna go through basically the entire year of Florida Man. If you guys don't know, if
you type in your birthday and the word Florida Man, you'll get a weird story from news of
Florida and they're always weird. So I figured why not I do every fucking day, January 1st
to December 31st. Well, one day a week. Right. And you know, I'll take some off time to do
other stuff, but get ready for the Florida Man series. But before we do, like, share
and subscribe to the channel. All right. So we're starting with... So basically the parameters
are this. If the article... No matter when the event happened, as long as the article
was published on the day that we need, I'm gonna talk about that story. So we're starting
with January 1st. Now these are short because I couldn't find any because for some reason
they skipped over January 1st really fast. So I found like six stories. Well, it's New
Year's. Everybody's already in jail. I guess so. So we'll start with this one by Kyle Spinner
on WPEC staff. Wednesday, January 1st, 2020. It basically just says Florida Man arrested
for fighting a gas pump. Fighting a gas pump? Yeah, this story was like a sentence long.
It says WBP and in Naples reported that a Florida man is facing charges after he allegedly
punched and kicked the gas pump. So he went to jail. He got arrested for fighting a gas
pump. I mean, I guess that's one to fill up. Only in Florida. So now we move over to Fox
35 Orlando where we have several stories, but they're all short so I had to combine
them all. They were by Fox 35 New Staff published January 1st. So they're all on January 1st.
And the headlines are pretty wild. The top one's Man Allegedly Beats Roommates Raccoon.
Man Takes Florida Off. Man Takes Florida Officer Taser. Florida Business Partners Kill Each
Other. Those are the headlines. So a Florida man allegedly beat his roommate's pet raccoon
and then grabbed a marina. These are all different. Here we go. Story one. Florida man beat a
roommate's raccoon with a hammer, threatens to kill neighbor with a sewing needle. Affidavit.
With a sewing needle. He's insane. And the same guy that beat the raccoon, right? Yeah,
that's the same guy. He's trying to make a fucking hat. I guess so. What was the raccoon
hat? His name is, let's see, a Florida man was arrested after he allegedly beat like
David Powy. No, David Crockett. David Crockett, yeah. He used to love that show. It used to
be a movie or like a movie or something. He used to watch it all the time. He's trying
to make him a raccoon hat. I guess so. A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly beat his
roommate's pet raccoon and threatened to kill the roommate and a neighbor. Tammie Williams,
31, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and one count
of aggravated, no, deadly weapon? What was the deadly weapon? The hammer? The hammer,
yeah. Hammer is a deadly weapon. He's gonna scratch the fuck out of it and make that hat.
I guess so. And he's also one count of aggravated animal cruelty. Deputies with the Lake County
Sheriff's Office of Finance, we now want to call it around 5 30 p.m. on December 14th.
So it wasn't. Are raccoons even allowed to be pets? Yeah. Are you sure? I want to have
a raccoon. On December 14th, I met with Williams' roommate. The roommate said that when she
arrived home from work, Williams hopped off his scooter, approached her car. He used to
like that one video. He used to snap wood off of his little scooter. It's never gonna
be. It's always gonna be someone else. Yeah. And approached her car and began punching
the vehicle while also telling her, I'm gonna kill you. According to an arrest affidavit,
she said she was able to get out of her car and go to a shoot. She ran him over. I'm being
honest. She said she would get out of her car and go to the house of a neighbor who
informed her that Williams had killed off her pet raccoon. So that's fucked up. Williams'
roommate told deputies she kept a raccoon in a kennel outside near the back of their
house. God, that's so redneck. Florida, I guess. Is Florida considered redneck? Yeah. The northern
side? Oh, the what? The further north? Not the southern? No, the further south you go,
that's where you get the 304s. 304s? Ho, upside down. Oh, I gotta go there. That's where I
need to go. Like Miami and stuff? I need some hoes in my life. Yeah, because the farther
south you go, you get like to the the Florida Keys and like Miami. There's not really any
rednecks down there, but you get up towards Tallahassee. Oh, that sounds pretty. The capital.
That's the capital. Right. So now we got a story to officials. Man shot after taking
a Marion County deputy's taser during his struggle. Florida deputy showed him out on
Thursday night after he fought with deputy and took one of the deputy's stun gun. According
to the Marion County Sheriff's Office, MCSO said the 35 year old man was taken to the
hospital for treatment. His condition was not immediately known. Both deputies are safe.
So he did a happy ending. What do you expect to happen if you take a fucking taser? I don't
know. You get shot. He got the wrong one. He's probably going for the other one. Exactly.
All right. Number three. It's like, well, that was a bad rock, paper, scissors wasn't
it? It's like a taser gun. Oh, yeah, I guess I grabbed the wrong one. So the story number
three is Kissimmee business partners shoot kill each other with over. They shoot kill
each other over ongoing dispute. So I guess it's done. It's settled. They killed each
other. Yeah. Two Kimmisee business partners have died after they shot each other over
an ongoing dispute Thursday. Deputies say both 31 year old Akito Bennett and 39 year
old Xavier Figuerego Figuero Figuero Figuero. I don't know how to say I'm sorry. I don't
know how you say your name. I'm usually shot each other at a business located at 3135 US
92nd East in Lakeland. According to the Polk County Sheriff's Office, Bennett reported
leaked died at the scene of the shooting while Figuero I'm saying I feel bad for saying his
name wrong. Attempted to leave the business in his truck but died later from the gunshot
wound. Well, how bad what was that dispute is done now? What was the dispute that kid
made you just start blasting each other? What's weird? Had to be something serious for me
to start shooting somebody. It's probably the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your
life. I guarantee you. All right. Number four Florida man accused of recording video while
firing shots out of a Lamborghini arresting. I was in Miami. Let me see. The Florida Highway
Patrol FHP arrested a man who allegedly fired shots out of a Lamborghini while riding as
a passenger along Miami's Alameda Express. Yeah, it's Miami. Nelson Alejandro Perez,
Lil' Divya 23, faced multiple charges related to the incident which trooper said was recorded
on the video and posted to social media. Wow. Good job. Reported by WSVN TV that Perez,
well, Divya fired 14 shots of the Lambo while the driver was allegedly speeding at 111 miles
per hour. I thought she'd be Miami. Last story is a good one actually. I just said I was
protecting her Florida man Florida bartender didn't know a guy had gone until he tackled
him. So a Florida bartender hopped over a bar to tackle a man moments after he allegedly
put a woman into a headlock and pointed a gun at her said he had no idea the suspect
was armed. In the video everything looks so slow but in the moment everything's moving
so fast that David Galeano, I can't say any of these names. I feel bad. And I thought
I could read some of the reddits. His focus was on helping the woman. I was preventing
her. I didn't know. I didn't even know there was a gun involved until I did tackle the
guy he said. That's pretty crazy. At least he protected somebody. Yeah. Good ending because
I don't there'd be animal cruelty two guys killed themselves. Shooting out of a Lamborghini.
That one was an assassin. That's just a moron. Yeah but shooting out of a Lamborghini and
going super fast and you don't know where the bullets are going. That's true. Shit is
dangerous. Don't you be Miami though. Yeah you're right on that. Well Lamborghini gave
it away. Welcome to Miami. You're not gonna find a Lamborghini in Tallahassee.
It could be you know. It could be but not going a hundred and something miles an hour
and they could go up there for a little night and come back. For some reason in my head
I feel like you can drive around Florida in like an hour. I don't know why. I don't know
why. I know it's ridiculous but I feel like you can just drive all over Florida in an
afternoon and go home. It's one of those weird things people says. People have some weird
preconceived notions. Well speaking of that have you noticed how many people from Europe
think the United States is small? It's a weird concept because to them like they say why
don't you go to Mexico? Why don't you go to Canada? You know all the. Oh because they
can just fucking just dip like all over the country. Right like all over the countries.
Right because their countries are some of the most of the time the same size of states
in the United States. Well shit it ain't that easy. That was it people. That's another thing
too is that I'm sure some of our listeners maybe but there's a lot of people that are
from other countries that don't understand why people from the US don't travel to other
countries as much. The United States is gigantic. Like just to get from like where we are in
Oklahoma to go to Chicago is 14 hours. So it's a long drive. To get from here to California
is 21 hours. It's like a full day to get there. Not even including the stops we have to do.
Or speed limits. Fuck those speed limits. So like if there's road construction and stuff
that's not including all that stuff. I guess I never realized like they do just like travel
between countries like it's no big deal. Yeah people go from like Spain to France, France
to Germany. That happens all the time. Then they go back home like an hour. And then we're
over here taking like we look like we're still living in like the time with Lewis and Clark.
Yeah well there are parts of the United States that still have not been settled. So think
about that like Yosemite and stuff like that. I'll sell it. Just go out there and get eaten
by a grizzly. Just get devoured by a fucking Bigfoot. Get raped by a bigfoot. He's been
looking for a little man. Like the bear rolls up right and it's about to fucking lunge at
me and I don't know where a Bigfoot comes in and stops it. And I'm like you're my friend.
He's like oh no. He's like what does he look like. He's like weird. Well that's it for
Florida man. January 1st. January 1st. They probably won't read like as many stories as
this one. Right. If I find long ones. But I couldn't find any for long ones for January
1st. So January 2nd next week. Tune in. Cool. Anything else to add before we head out there?
Same bad time. Same bad channel. I'll see you guys on the next one.