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Hello and welcome back to the podcast. I'm Michael. I'm Noe. And we are the Knights of

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Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies, games, comic books, anime,

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and more weekly. We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. This is what

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we are covering tonight. We're finally gonna find out... I fucked that up. Anyway, we're

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gonna go through basically the entire year of Florida Man. If you guys don't know, if

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you type in your birthday and the word Florida Man, you'll get a weird story from news of

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Florida and they're always weird. So I figured why not I do every fucking day, January 1st

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to December 31st. Well, one day a week. Right. And you know, I'll take some off time to do

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other stuff, but get ready for the Florida Man series. But before we do, like, share

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and subscribe to the channel. All right. So we're starting with... So basically the parameters

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are this. If the article... No matter when the event happened, as long as the article

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was published on the day that we need, I'm gonna talk about that story. So we're starting

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with January 1st. Now these are short because I couldn't find any because for some reason

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they skipped over January 1st really fast. So I found like six stories. Well, it's New

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Year's. Everybody's already in jail. I guess so. So we'll start with this one by Kyle Spinner

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on WPEC staff. Wednesday, January 1st, 2020. It basically just says Florida Man arrested

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for fighting a gas pump. Fighting a gas pump? Yeah, this story was like a sentence long.

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It says WBP and in Naples reported that a Florida man is facing charges after he allegedly

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punched and kicked the gas pump. So he went to jail. He got arrested for fighting a gas

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pump. I mean, I guess that's one to fill up. Only in Florida. So now we move over to Fox

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35 Orlando where we have several stories, but they're all short so I had to combine

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them all. They were by Fox 35 New Staff published January 1st. So they're all on January 1st.

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And the headlines are pretty wild. The top one's Man Allegedly Beats Roommates Raccoon.

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Man Takes Florida Off. Man Takes Florida Officer Taser. Florida Business Partners Kill Each

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Other. Those are the headlines. So a Florida man allegedly beat his roommate's pet raccoon

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and then grabbed a marina. These are all different. Here we go. Story one. Florida man beat a

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roommate's raccoon with a hammer, threatens to kill neighbor with a sewing needle. Affidavit.

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With a sewing needle. He's insane. And the same guy that beat the raccoon, right? Yeah,

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that's the same guy. He's trying to make a fucking hat. I guess so. What was the raccoon

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hat? His name is, let's see, a Florida man was arrested after he allegedly beat like

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David Powy. No, David Crockett. David Crockett, yeah. He used to love that show. It used to

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be a movie or like a movie or something. He used to watch it all the time. He's trying

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to make him a raccoon hat. I guess so. A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly beat his

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roommate's pet raccoon and threatened to kill the roommate and a neighbor. Tammie Williams,

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31, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and one count

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of aggravated, no, deadly weapon? What was the deadly weapon? The hammer? The hammer,

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yeah. Hammer is a deadly weapon. He's gonna scratch the fuck out of it and make that hat.

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I guess so. And he's also one count of aggravated animal cruelty. Deputies with the Lake County

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Sheriff's Office of Finance, we now want to call it around 5 30 p.m. on December 14th.

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So it wasn't. Are raccoons even allowed to be pets? Yeah. Are you sure? I want to have

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a raccoon. On December 14th, I met with Williams' roommate. The roommate said that when she

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arrived home from work, Williams hopped off his scooter, approached her car. He used to

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like that one video. He used to snap wood off of his little scooter. It's never gonna

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be. It's always gonna be someone else. Yeah. And approached her car and began punching

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the vehicle while also telling her, I'm gonna kill you. According to an arrest affidavit,

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she said she was able to get out of her car and go to a shoot. She ran him over. I'm being

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honest. She said she would get out of her car and go to the house of a neighbor who

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informed her that Williams had killed off her pet raccoon. So that's fucked up. Williams'

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roommate told deputies she kept a raccoon in a kennel outside near the back of their

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house. God, that's so redneck. Florida, I guess. Is Florida considered redneck? Yeah. The northern

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side? Oh, the what? The further north? Not the southern? No, the further south you go,

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that's where you get the 304s. 304s? Ho, upside down. Oh, I gotta go there. That's where I

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need to go. Like Miami and stuff? I need some hoes in my life. Yeah, because the farther

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south you go, you get like to the the Florida Keys and like Miami. There's not really any

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rednecks down there, but you get up towards Tallahassee. Oh, that sounds pretty. The capital.

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That's the capital. Right. So now we got a story to officials. Man shot after taking

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a Marion County deputy's taser during his struggle. Florida deputy showed him out on

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Thursday night after he fought with deputy and took one of the deputy's stun gun. According

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to the Marion County Sheriff's Office, MCSO said the 35 year old man was taken to the

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hospital for treatment. His condition was not immediately known. Both deputies are safe.

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So he did a happy ending. What do you expect to happen if you take a fucking taser? I don't

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know. You get shot. He got the wrong one. He's probably going for the other one. Exactly.

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All right. Number three. It's like, well, that was a bad rock, paper, scissors wasn't

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it? It's like a taser gun. Oh, yeah, I guess I grabbed the wrong one. So the story number

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three is Kissimmee business partners shoot kill each other with over. They shoot kill

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each other over ongoing dispute. So I guess it's done. It's settled. They killed each

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other. Yeah. Two Kimmisee business partners have died after they shot each other over

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an ongoing dispute Thursday. Deputies say both 31 year old Akito Bennett and 39 year

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old Xavier Figuerego Figuero Figuero Figuero. I don't know how to say I'm sorry. I don't

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know how you say your name. I'm usually shot each other at a business located at 3135 US

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92nd East in Lakeland. According to the Polk County Sheriff's Office, Bennett reported

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leaked died at the scene of the shooting while Figuero I'm saying I feel bad for saying his

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name wrong. Attempted to leave the business in his truck but died later from the gunshot

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wound. Well, how bad what was that dispute is done now? What was the dispute that kid

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made you just start blasting each other? What's weird? Had to be something serious for me

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to start shooting somebody. It's probably the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your

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life. I guarantee you. All right. Number four Florida man accused of recording video while

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firing shots out of a Lamborghini arresting. I was in Miami. Let me see. The Florida Highway

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Patrol FHP arrested a man who allegedly fired shots out of a Lamborghini while riding as

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a passenger along Miami's Alameda Express. Yeah, it's Miami. Nelson Alejandro Perez,

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Lil' Divya 23, faced multiple charges related to the incident which trooper said was recorded

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on the video and posted to social media. Wow. Good job. Reported by WSVN TV that Perez,

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well, Divya fired 14 shots of the Lambo while the driver was allegedly speeding at 111 miles

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per hour. I thought she'd be Miami. Last story is a good one actually. I just said I was

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protecting her Florida man Florida bartender didn't know a guy had gone until he tackled

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him. So a Florida bartender hopped over a bar to tackle a man moments after he allegedly

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put a woman into a headlock and pointed a gun at her said he had no idea the suspect

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was armed. In the video everything looks so slow but in the moment everything's moving

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so fast that David Galeano, I can't say any of these names. I feel bad. And I thought

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I could read some of the reddits. His focus was on helping the woman. I was preventing

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her. I didn't know. I didn't even know there was a gun involved until I did tackle the

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guy he said. That's pretty crazy. At least he protected somebody. Yeah. Good ending because

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I don't there'd be animal cruelty two guys killed themselves. Shooting out of a Lamborghini.

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That one was an assassin. That's just a moron. Yeah but shooting out of a Lamborghini and

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going super fast and you don't know where the bullets are going. That's true. Shit is

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dangerous. Don't you be Miami though. Yeah you're right on that. Well Lamborghini gave

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it away. Welcome to Miami. You're not gonna find a Lamborghini in Tallahassee.

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It could be you know. It could be but not going a hundred and something miles an hour

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and they could go up there for a little night and come back. For some reason in my head

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I feel like you can drive around Florida in like an hour. I don't know why. I don't know

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why. I know it's ridiculous but I feel like you can just drive all over Florida in an

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afternoon and go home. It's one of those weird things people says. People have some weird

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preconceived notions. Well speaking of that have you noticed how many people from Europe

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think the United States is small? It's a weird concept because to them like they say why

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don't you go to Mexico? Why don't you go to Canada? You know all the. Oh because they

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can just fucking just dip like all over the country. Right like all over the countries.

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Right because their countries are some of the most of the time the same size of states

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in the United States. Well shit it ain't that easy. That was it people. That's another thing

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too is that I'm sure some of our listeners maybe but there's a lot of people that are

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from other countries that don't understand why people from the US don't travel to other

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countries as much. The United States is gigantic. Like just to get from like where we are in

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Oklahoma to go to Chicago is 14 hours. So it's a long drive. To get from here to California

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is 21 hours. It's like a full day to get there. Not even including the stops we have to do.

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Or speed limits. Fuck those speed limits. So like if there's road construction and stuff

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that's not including all that stuff. I guess I never realized like they do just like travel

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between countries like it's no big deal. Yeah people go from like Spain to France, France

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to Germany. That happens all the time. Then they go back home like an hour. And then we're

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over here taking like we look like we're still living in like the time with Lewis and Clark.

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Yeah well there are parts of the United States that still have not been settled. So think

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about that like Yosemite and stuff like that. I'll sell it. Just go out there and get eaten

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by a grizzly. Just get devoured by a fucking Bigfoot. Get raped by a bigfoot. He's been

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looking for a little man. Like the bear rolls up right and it's about to fucking lunge at

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me and I don't know where a Bigfoot comes in and stops it. And I'm like you're my friend.

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He's like oh no. He's like what does he look like. He's like weird. Well that's it for

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Florida man. January 1st. January 1st. They probably won't read like as many stories as

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this one. Right. If I find long ones. But I couldn't find any for long ones for January

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1st. So January 2nd next week. Tune in. Cool. Anything else to add before we head out there?

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Same bad time. Same bad channel. I'll see you guys on the next one.