1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,560 Hello and welcome back to the podcast. 2 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:12,560 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,560 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,360 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite or none of 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,480 the movies, games, comic books, anime and more weekly. 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,320 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,960 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,600 It's a, it's a secret. 9 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,600 I'll tell you after. 10 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,600 All right. 11 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,720 But before we do, like, share and subscribe to the channel. 12 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:31,000 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, rumble, Odyssey, and more. 13 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,520 We appreciate you being here and we'll get started. 14 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:39,000 Neon Genesis Evangelion. 15 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,440 Oh God. 16 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:47,080 I told you, you wouldn't, you wouldn't, you wouldn't know what I was going to talk about. 17 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,400 The anime you hate so much. 18 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:52,160 I can't get this shit out of my fucking life. 19 00:00:52,160 --> 00:01:01,080 For whatever reason, a couple nights ago I was, in my head, I kept, I kept saying third 20 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,080 impact. 21 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,560 Third impact, third impact. 22 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,640 I knew, I knew third impact was neon. 23 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,640 Right. 24 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,280 I didn't, it wasn't like, what is that in my head? 25 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,280 Right. 26 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,920 I was like, why do I keep thinking about third impact? 27 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,320 Third impact, third impact. 28 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,320 And I was like, you know what? 29 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,320 Fuck it. 30 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:21,720 Let me go to Wikipedia or it's fucking Wikipedia page for neon Genesis and let me find out 31 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,320 what third impact was exactly. 32 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,320 Right. 33 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:29,480 So then I ended up in a fucking rabbit hole for three hours. 34 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,440 Oh God. 35 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,760 So I don't like the show at all. 36 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,320 It is as if the writer was like, look how smart I am. 37 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,320 Look how big my dick is. 38 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:42,400 That's how I see it, right? 39 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:47,640 It is overly complicated and fucking depressing just to be that. 40 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,440 Just to be depressing and stupid. 41 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,280 Just to be like, look how complex I am as a person. 42 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,880 My inner thoughts had to come out because if they didn't, I would have fucking done 43 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:55,880 something horrible. 44 00:01:55,880 --> 00:02:00,520 Isn't Evangelion one of those kind of shows too where nobody really knows what the fuck 45 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,520 is. 46 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:06,680 No one knows what the fuck is going on since episode one, minute two. 47 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:11,000 After the fucking credits, you're like, what the fuck is happening? 48 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,760 I've seen this, I've tried on three separate or four separate occasions to watch the whole 49 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,760 series. 50 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:17,760 Right. 51 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,960 I've watched it on Cartoon Network. 52 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,160 I watched every episode over and over again. 53 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,640 So I guess I've more than four times. 54 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,400 I've seen first to last. 55 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,640 I do not know what the fuck this man wants to tell me. 56 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:36,840 I know that it is at the bare minimum, the bare bones. 57 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:45,320 He took the premise of the Christianity and he's like, I'm going to do something different. 58 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,560 And he turned into a sci-fi epic. 59 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,720 So basically, now that's what I was going to say. 60 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,740 The lore of it is fucking phenomenal. 61 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:58,520 The execution of said lore is fucking horrendous. 62 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:03,700 That is why I'm so upset that he can have such great ideas and have such poor execution 63 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,040 of said ideas. 64 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,200 Basically, his ideas were this. 65 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:13,480 There used to be a race out in the Milky Way galaxy called the first ancestral race. 66 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:17,920 And they had an extinction level cataclysm befall them. 67 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,560 And they got really freaked out. 68 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:25,280 So they pulled all the resources together and said, we need to make sure that our beings 69 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:30,560 go on to live in case we die somewhere else on a different planet. 70 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:36,420 Our history or our genetics, I guess, live on. 71 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:45,360 So they created the Seeds of Life, which is basically their genetic makeup, their entire 72 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,240 biology, I guess. 73 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:52,320 I don't know what the fuck to say. 74 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:56,080 So they're basically human-like, but they're on a higher level because they're more technologically 75 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,080 advanced. 76 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,060 They're well above us. 77 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:00,480 So they take a Seed of Life. 78 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,760 They only had seven of them. 79 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:08,680 They put them each into their own moon, which was just a giant sphere, which was a spaceship. 80 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,960 They call it a moon. 81 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:14,280 And they gave each of those moons a lance of Longinus. 82 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:19,160 And they just fucking throw those shits out in the space. 83 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:24,500 Many years ago, planet Earth got their first Seed of Life. 84 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,760 It was Adam. 85 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,640 What's the name? 86 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:35,840 And he is a Seed of Life. 87 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,480 I know that they're all called Seeds of Life, but he's like a Seed of Life, apparently, 88 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,320 I think, because there's another one called Seed of Knowledge. 89 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,640 I wrote it down, but I forget. 90 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,880 I'm too lazy to go get the paper. 91 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,680 So anyway, Adam's a Seed of Life. 92 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:55,880 And he was already on Earth, getting ready to repopulate or actually populate the land 93 00:04:55,880 --> 00:05:00,000 with his genes. 94 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:06,200 And then for some whatever reason, another moon shows up, Lilith. 95 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,800 He was on the white moon that landed in Antarctica. 96 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,640 Lilith comes in on the black moon and fucking crash lands on planet Earth. 97 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:16,660 And she was what caused the moon that we have now was because of her. 98 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:22,240 And that's considered the first impact. 99 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:28,200 So she gets there and there's a pre-programming all the seeds that if any two seeds, for whatever 100 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:32,960 reason, are on the same planet, one of them has to deactivate and allow the other one 101 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,120 to flourish. 102 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,540 That's what the lances of the Longinus are for. 103 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:42,400 They're like living weapons that are programmed to deactivate one of them in case of two being 104 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,040 in the same spot at once, apparently. 105 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:51,020 And for whatever reason, Lilith's moon, her spaceship lost its lance. 106 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:52,640 So Adam's lance is like, well, sorry, bro. 107 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,860 And he fucking stabs him and makes Adam dormant. 108 00:05:55,860 --> 00:06:01,480 So then the seed of Lilith populates the Earth, which is humanity. 109 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,480 She's a seed of knowledge. 110 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:09,040 So she gets, we get like, you know, what we got, like technology and human scientific 111 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,720 method, all that stuff. 112 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,840 Basically what we are. 113 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:16,060 Adam is a seed of life and he carries the C2 engine. 114 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:21,320 So he makes what he made were the angels, which were those massive mechs, which like 115 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:25,920 hide you basically just like immense power, a limitless energy. 116 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:26,920 That's what he had. 117 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,160 He had a seed of life and she had a seed of knowledge. 118 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:34,480 That's why the little fucking angels are so powerful and we humans are not. 119 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,720 And so it was fine. 120 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,560 Adam was dormant. 121 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,400 Lilith was active. 122 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,880 Humanity started flourishing. 123 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,280 Cool. 124 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:50,080 The problem was this fucking doctor, this doctor named Katsuguri. 125 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:57,240 It's one of the main characters, Mihiro, Mihiro's whatever, the purple haired bitch. 126 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,120 So her father went to Antarctica and found Adam. 127 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,040 He's like, yo, this is awesome. 128 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:09,520 And he decides to fuse human DNA with Adam's DNA, which reawakens Adam and he fucking explodes 129 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:14,760 and he destroys the fucking ice caps, floods the earth. 130 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,280 Two billion people die. 131 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:23,520 The ensuing fucking poverty and lack of resources caused war, which killed even more people. 132 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,520 Bada bing, bada boom. 133 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:30,800 The second impact was the devastation of humanity, like pretty much almost all of humanity, which 134 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:36,800 is when the series starts a few years later, humanity had just barely rebuilt itself when 135 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,280 the first episodes come out. 136 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:43,920 So that was the second impact was the Adam reawakening. 137 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:49,000 And I don't remember why, but he created the angels to attack, because they were trying 138 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:54,800 to kill Lilith actually, what was their goal to get rid of her because they had to, I guess 139 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,800 the earth was their rightful place. 140 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,800 Adam was their first. 141 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,800 Right. 142 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:03,600 But and so that's why these fucking massive angels, which is just like weird mechs, like 143 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,760 bio, yes, they're like biomechs. 144 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:10,960 They have no captain inside, which is them, it's like Kaiju, but they're robotic or cybernetic 145 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,560 and very weird looking. 146 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,800 All of them were fucking weird looking. 147 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,360 So that's pretty much that's the premise, the whole story. 148 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:22,200 They're trying to kill Lilith, I think, so that they can become the dominant life force 149 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,960 or life forms. 150 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:29,080 Because they, her lance of laundry just didn't kill her because it's gone. 151 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,360 And that's it. 152 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,480 It sounds fucking awesome. 153 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,480 Horrible execution. 154 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:38,560 That's what I wanted to talk about was just how great the lore is and how terrible the 155 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,560 show is. 156 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,560 Right. 157 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:49,640 So third impact is basically at the end of the series, Shinji's, you know, the guy that 158 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:54,360 jacked off while that redhead girl was lying, knocked out. 159 00:08:54,360 --> 00:09:00,000 I'll never forget that weird ass scene. 160 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:05,680 His father wants to, I don't know, I don't understand how this, it's so weird. 161 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:11,760 He wants to take every person on planet Earth and have their souls elevate into one being. 162 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:19,120 And he called it human instrumentality, was that we all become one entity, was his goal. 163 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:27,440 And third impact was that, that happening, that Shinji rejected in the true ending, in 164 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,760 the series he accepted it. 165 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:33,320 And then the series ends with like a fucking lights coming on, everybody just clapping, 166 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,320 good job. 167 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,320 Yay. 168 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,240 And I'm like, what the fuck are you, what the fuck? 169 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,240 Like a Truman show? 170 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,240 Yeah. 171 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,240 Like you made it. 172 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:45,320 And I'm like, I was fucking losing my fucking mind. 173 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:48,640 It fucking, even in the true ending, it's weird as fuck too. 174 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,640 I can't even explain. 175 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,960 There's like a space vagina and a sword that goes into it. 176 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:53,960 I don't know what the fuck. 177 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:54,960 What? 178 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,520 Except yes, that's 100% honest on that. 179 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,880 I don't know. 180 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,480 So in the same, the true ending, he rejects human instrumentality. 181 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,960 He doesn't want to be part of everybody. 182 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,280 He feels like it better to be an individual. 183 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,280 Right. 184 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,240 So him and the redhead girl end up on some shore back on planet Earth. 185 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,520 The one that he was jerking off with? 186 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,520 Yeah. 187 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,640 And he tried to choke her to death for some reason. 188 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,960 Yeah. 189 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,520 Welcome to neon Genesis Evangelion. 190 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:28,440 Such good lore that you try so hard to accept it and yet failed so far every single time 191 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:33,360 and then you're almost mad at yourself and you feel like that guy is talking to you from 192 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,360 Far Cry 3. 193 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,200 You know the definition of insanity? 194 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,200 That's what you feel like. 195 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,120 If you guys know what that meme is, believe me, I say, do you know what the definition 196 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,240 of insanity is? 197 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,560 That's what I feel like sometimes. 198 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:49,520 Watching fucking the same shit, hoping it's going to be different, but it's not. 199 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,840 And it's the same thing every time. 200 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:51,840 It's the same thing every time. 201 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:52,840 Disappointed every time. 202 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,840 You know what the definition of insanity is? 203 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:59,120 And I promise you, I'll watch it again at some point in the future. 204 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,120 And I'm like, God dang it. 205 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,960 I'll be just as mad then. 206 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,520 It's like, why the fuck did I watch this again? 207 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,960 Because it's such good lore. 208 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:14,840 Even the Dead Sea Scrolls are hinted at as like manuscripts and like manuals to how to 209 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:19,800 work the seeds and the Lanselonginus. 210 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,480 Even that shit's like, that's awesome. 211 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:27,200 And then you watch it like, what the fuck? 212 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,160 Because none of it goes together. 213 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:32,560 Just a bad execution all around. 214 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,880 And the sad thing is, it's not just you. 215 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:42,160 It literally has split the anime community completely because you either love it or there 216 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,160 are people that love it. 217 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,520 And then there's other people that's like, but why? 218 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:54,720 If you say, I'm not like, but why, because like why? 219 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,720 It doesn't make any fucking sense. 220 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,120 It's like a fucking pity party, if I'm being honest. 221 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,640 You're supposed to feel sorry for somebody, for whatever. 222 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:06,560 I'm like, why would I feel sorry for a motherfucker that jacks off the unconscious bodies? 223 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,360 Why should I feel sorry for... 224 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:14,520 My brain hurts. 225 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:18,120 And then he's got a crush on this other girl with blue hair who's like, I think a clone 226 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,600 of his mom, who's like 13. 227 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:26,280 So the dad clones his wife and they're both macking on this same young girl. 228 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,760 And I'm like, what? 229 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:34,200 That's a little awkward too. 230 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,160 Just a little bit. 231 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,160 So the son and the father. 232 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:41,280 And then the father puts his hand inside the young girl's chest and just goes through her 233 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,320 chest and to her heart. 234 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:47,080 And then she's like, ass naked, and he's like, haha, time for human instrumentality. 235 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,080 I'm like, well, this is how you do human... 236 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,080 Okay, you fucking pedophile, okay. 237 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,880 What the fuck? 238 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,960 And then she turns into a giant the size of the moon and then her head opens up like a 239 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:01,320 vagina and then the sword goes into her brain. 240 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:05,280 And then shit... 241 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,760 Me explaining it to you is exactly how I fucking feel watching it. 242 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:13,360 It's like, huh? 243 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,880 It is fucking pouring rain outside. 244 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:20,440 Yes, it's just that's the whole the whole the whole series like, huh? 245 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,400 And then like, he meets some boy, that's Hale. 246 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,680 Fuck, give us a second, guys. 247 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,400 And then in a blind rage, because that's what I feel like sometimes watching that garbage. 248 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,880 It's all in there. 249 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,880 It's still garbage. 250 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,880 That's damn what I said. 251 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:38,120 Are we back from the earlier or is it a different one? 252 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,120 It's a new one. 253 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:43,520 Sorry, guys, we had a bit of a weather system, you know how it is in the south side of the 254 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,520 country. 255 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:48,480 If it ain't if it ain't raining, it's it's tornadoing. 256 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,480 Exactly. 257 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:54,520 If it ain't enough wind to rip the skin off your face at the fucking hailstorm, the size 258 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,520 of baseballs. 259 00:13:55,520 --> 00:14:00,520 I've never heard like, oh, we're gonna have some nice rain this week. 260 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,880 It's always like, you guys better be careful. 261 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,880 There's a flood coming. 262 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,880 You know what I mean? 263 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:09,880 You never get just it's going to be just a little light shower and then that's it. 264 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,400 Little fresh, you know, watch the sin away. 265 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,480 And this is like that Noah's Ark level rain. 266 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:20,720 Either that or like UK level fog and mist for an entire fucking day. 267 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,280 I turn around, don't drown. 268 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,400 Anyway, so yeah, neon Genesis in Magellan. 269 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,840 You got the main series. 270 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,020 You got the they ran out of money. 271 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,080 So they made a weird last episode. 272 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:39,120 And you had the they ran out of money is what apparently I found out or something. 273 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:44,800 The last episode is like a reimagining of like if Sinjin was just a regular high school 274 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:49,680 student going to like missing like being late for class and like his dad and his mom are 275 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:54,760 like his dad is just a regular guy just sitting sitting at the coffee table and his mom's 276 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,240 alive and then the redhead comes in to wake him up. 277 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,240 Right. 278 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,240 He sleeps ass naked. 279 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,120 So he's got a big heart on and she gets mad at him. 280 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,240 Like, why are you a wreck that she fucking slaps him? 281 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,360 I bet you're in my fucking room. 282 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,360 I would have met as fuck actually. 283 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:10,800 I bet I could be as hard as I wanted my the privacy of my own fucking room. 284 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,360 And then the other girl is a different voice actor. 285 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,520 So now she's also late for school. 286 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,200 And then then they like splits or something. 287 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,480 And then like and then it's like, oh, wait, he's back into like the real world. 288 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:27,960 And that was just an imagination or like a possible multi like a multi-versal like view 289 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:33,120 of I don't know what the fuck is happening. 290 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,120 What about the reboot? 291 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,000 I don't know if it was a reboot. 292 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:42,800 I think it was like the movie after the show was the original was the true ending of Neon 293 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:49,240 Genesis and they made like two like Neon Genesis 2.1 the not reboot reboot. 294 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,880 And then they made the third one like the Neon Genesis three. 295 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,960 You know, it's still Neon Genesis, but it's like it's in the future. 296 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,160 And like the redheads been like alive for like 50 years. 297 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,880 And then she's but she's still young looking and she's been trapped in some like stasis 298 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,880 in space. 299 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:06,880 So they find him. 300 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,360 I don't fucking know what to tell you because I don't know what the fuck is good. 301 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:14,000 It's like watching Inception and Tenet in one fucking movie. 302 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000 They're trying to figure out what's real, what's not. 303 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,880 I don't know what the fuck is happening. 304 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:24,200 Who knew that if you reverse time you couldn't breathe? 305 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,800 You reverse time you can't breathe. 306 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,080 That's what goes on in my head. 307 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:32,800 I'm telling you, I've seen some I've watched some weird sci-fi and read some weird sci-fi. 308 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:38,280 I do not know half of the shit that I see. 309 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,280 I don't know. 310 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,280 I don't know. 311 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,280 You look very perplexed. 312 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,840 I know what I know what HB Lovecraft felt like just losing your fucking mind. 313 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:55,800 Even with these fucking like concepts, you're like, what the fuck? 314 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,160 Steven Gellian does it to you though? 315 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:06,400 I think any absurd like high level concept that tries to be like so high brow, like only 316 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,960 the intellectuals in it when understanding just gets me. 317 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,880 I'm like, don't give me that bullshit. 318 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,720 Show me something compelling that can be understood. 319 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:20,200 And that'll be even more profound than some shit that no one, not even you could understood 320 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,440 yourself. 321 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:29,000 One of the best mystery stories I've ever watched on anything, read, watched, seen, 322 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 right? 323 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,560 Was American Vandal season two. 324 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:38,280 And that was a goofy high school comedy about some kids trying to figure out who's been 325 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,280 hacking people's phones because one of the star players on the basketball team had his 326 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:47,400 fucking dick leaked to the whole school. 327 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:53,060 His fucking turtleneck was seen by everybody because he's uncircumcised. 328 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:55,680 And that was to me, one of the best mysteries ever. 329 00:17:55,680 --> 00:18:00,640 Because at the very, like the very last episode, they asked like, but who would have access 330 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,280 to everyone's phones? 331 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:06,200 And then like it just clicks in your head like that person would. 332 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,020 It was there the whole time. 333 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:12,880 But then I watched neon Genesis and I'm like, this guy's just jacking off for no fucking 334 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,880 reason. 335 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,880 He wanted it to be really, nevermind. 336 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:23,560 You were about to say something so offensive and like, hold on. 337 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,120 I stopped myself. 338 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,520 It would get demonetized right away. 339 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,520 It's like, well, nevermind. 340 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,520 Nevermind. 341 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,520 Nevermind. 342 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,520 Well, who cares? 343 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,520 I've been demonetized for other stuff. 344 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,680 That's shocking. 345 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,720 Too shocking to even promote it, apparently. 346 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:43,480 They should have gave us a discount then. 347 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,480 Just shocking. 348 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:48,160 I don't even know why it was so shocking. 349 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,640 What's so shocking about the truth? 350 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,920 You can't handle the truth though. 351 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:56,040 So it's just shocking content. 352 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,800 Not too sexual, not too offensive. 353 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,280 Just shocking to everybody. 354 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,520 I'm always sexually offensive. 355 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,520 Shocking by- 356 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:07,160 I probably shouldn't say that like that actually. 357 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,920 Shocking by human review. 358 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,400 Well, yeah. 359 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,400 That's my title. 360 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,880 Just shocking by human review. 361 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,680 So anyway, that's Neon. 362 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,680 You go check it out. 363 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,160 You'll just be in the same boat I am. 364 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:26,400 You'll write 1,500 page essays on what the fuck is going on. 365 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,600 And if you want to clean your palate, go play Stray. 366 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,400 I love that game. 367 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,880 After you watch Neon Genesis? 368 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,360 Yeah, just play Stray. 369 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:39,320 You get to play a little kitty cat and run around the city and talk to robots. 370 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,320 Yay. 371 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,680 Because you're going to need it after this bullshit. 372 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,680 Yeah. 373 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:47,920 You're going to need a straightforward story compared to this fucking garbage. 374 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,120 All right. 375 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,240 Anything else to add before we head out then? 376 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,720 Neon Genesis Evangelion. 377 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,720 It's my white whale. 378 00:19:55,720 --> 00:20:09,640 I will talk to you guys on the next one.