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Can I on a side note just say how weird the show Even Stevens was?
I agree.
Like looking back at it now as an adult, I'm like that show was, like it might, if those
people that grew up watching Even Stevens might explain a lot of your mental state and
common sense of humor.
I mean, if you grew up watching South Park too.
I did not.
I grew up watching Even Stevens.
My palate hadn't matured enough for South Park.
Or Family Guy.
No, or, but something about Even Stevens as a kid, I was like, this is like, it was subversively
funny, you know?
Like, because Shia LaBeouf's character now like resonates more as an adult than it did
when you watched it as a kid.
Yeah.
It's always the truly unique characters that just resonate with you forever.
And you'll always remember.
And I just, I got to see if I can find that show on TV somewhere.
I'm sure.
Yeah, maybe Paramount Plus has.
They have a lot of Nickelodeon stuff.
Or what's the watch?
I think it was Disney.
No, it's Tubi's got it.
If Tubi has Even Stevens, you'll be hearing every episode of Even Stevens.
Oh man, I wish they hadn't had that rule about like only 60 something episodes of series
or some shit.
Yeah, I think so.
That was a stupid Disney rule.
On another side note, did you notice that the Nickelodeon stars didn't ever become as
fucked up as the Disney stars?
I had no idea.
If I'm in, look at Britney Spears.
I think I did it.
She made me believe that we were more than just friends.
Oh, I fit.
I figured it was just because of your toxery.
Oh baby, can't you see?
You know what's funny?
Like I'm not much of like, I'm not even saying like, I don't, I hate, like I hate Britney
Spears.
Like I'm not like a, like a huge fan of her music, but some of her songs just get you.
You know what I mean?
No, I just be like, I'll be sitting in the car like, Oh baby, can't you see?
I just can't help it.
That girl knows her music.
She's by a guy like you should come with a warning.
Well, remember they were all written by a Swedish songwriter.
So whoever that person is, you are talented.
He's still around the bank making songs.
Super famous too.
Cool.
All right.
Episode one, I'm going to completely different genre of a content.
Yes, absolutely.
Again, season three has 13 episodes from the same as every other season of Overlord.
I do love, I do love when it's perfect.
That's always nice.
Anything that's offsetting drives me to madness.
Episode one is called a ruler's melancholic.
We start off following the events in Riestes.
Ines has some of his floor guardians take the day off.
It's kind of a, a little bit of a filler episode.
Oh it is?
A little bit.
It still gives you different information about different characters, but.
The one Dragon Ball Z filler episode when Goku and Piccolo try to get the driver's license.
Yeah.
But I still to this day have never seen.
You still haven't seen that one?
I don't think it showed it on Cartoon Network for some reason.
It may not.
Cause like it would just like.
It is a very funny episode.
It would show like the, the preview at the end of the last episode, but then it would
skip over to the next episode.
After that I'm like, what the fuck?
Really?
But being a kid, I never really noticed.
Yeah, cause I remember that episode.
It was fucking hilarious.
I watched Frieza get like, I watched Goku go Super Saiyan for like 57 episodes.
Yeah.
Like that first, that Frieza saga lasted forever.
The end of it, my God.
And that's the one thing I do like about Overlord and a couple of the others is that there's
not really filler episodes.
Cause Bleach had them, Naruto had them.
One Piece has very few of them.
Yeah, I was surprised.
I think if I.
Compared to the width of One Piece that has such little, one of the, I don't know, I don't
know.
I think this was like 10% only.
Yeah, it's wild.
Yeah.
Bleach had like 44%.
Oh my God.
And then Naruto had like 40.
Jesus, that's a lot of filler.
Yeah, that's a lot of filler.
Even for the anime.
Yeah.
So they're all taking the day off.
The ladies, Albedo, Shaltira, and Aura spend time by the sixth floor lake where Albedo
learns that she cannot ride her bicorne due to her being a pure maiden.
To ride a bicorne, you have to basically be a slut.
Be a her?
Yeah.
She's pure.
She better get busy then.
She's a succubus and she's never.
Psyched a bitch.
Yeah.
To the other two shop.
You're a succubus and you're never.
Leatherwood guys are all worn out.
The wild Ainz sends a memo to the male floor guardians to meet later at the bathhouse gathering
for relaxation and stuff like that.
I like to see like the memo.
It's just like a letter.
Piece of paper.
Just fucking rips it open.
The random mailman going up from one floor to the other.
Oh no, he makes them hand it off to each other.
So like it's secret.
I think a little memo would be hilarious.
Got your man here.
Law 6.
Later on as Ainz is in his personal quarters practicing his overlord posturing.
So he's practicing how to be the overlord.
Where he's telling like he's standing in front of a mirror saying I demand silence.
You're distracting practice.
Since his real personality is not an overlord.
He's just a normal person.
He's having to put on this act still of.
Because he still thinks that if he if they ever found out that he's not really this like
extremely dangerous overlord that they might kill him.
So he's been putting on this act this whole time because he doesn't know how they're going to react.
So he's in his room practicing that.
He exits to meet with Mare and Albedo.
But after a heartfelt admission of joy over having them in his life.
Albedo succumbs to her lust and tries to have sex with Ainz in his office.
She basically jumps on top of him and almost rapes him.
Hmm.
It seems very odd.
Do we have a penis?
I don't think so.
That's a lot harder for her to think.
He just crushes his pelvis.
And it's with the total efforts of all the guards and Mare that.
Not only the 17 celestial guardians, 167,000 angels had to stop the ripper vagina off his face.
They had to remove her.
Yeah.
Jesus.
In the evening the men are relaxing in the small house.
Thirsty but then you got her see.
And she is very, very, very thirsty.
Cool is dry.
She's so thirsty.
Just a shriveled up.
So in the evening of that same day the men are relaxing in the small house.
But they hear Albedo blatantly try to climb the wall because they like Lord Ainz is in the other side and she's trying to climb over.
Like a punch to the bow.
Well, they're making fun of her because they're saying God, you're hairy.
The women on the other side of the wall of the small house.
She's a lot of would assume so.
And she stomps whatever it like whenever they come into the bathhouse area all you hear is stomping from her because she's still heavy.
Whenever she climbs they do that T-Rex scene.
The dressing for coffee to get my ready.
Now, if I remember right, the water shakes like the pool.
Sometimes I like when they do references from other movies.
It's always hilarious to me.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, they do the Yoncha crater defeat everywhere.
Yeah, they do that a lot.
They have besmirched that man's poor names across every multiverse of...
And he's never been able to redeem himself.
You see that weird like popularity list on like the most popular white haired characters in anime.
Number two is Zaro.
Really?
With his green hair?
Right.
That's the point.
Is that not great?
I think like I did that one from that Ju-Ju something.
Oh, Jujutsu Kaisen.
The Gojo guy.
Gojo.
He's like one and then there's Zaro smiling underneath.
That's Zaro for you.
And then it's usually the old man.
That all have the gray hair or white hair.
You know, you got Kakashi, you got like everyone with white hair, but like Zaro's number is...
It's like that.
I think it's like a double thing.
Like it's like the fact that Zaro is just that popular and that the joke is that he always ends up in the wrong place.
Because he doesn't have the right loss of direction.
He's in a white haired, not a blushing haired, green hair.
I thought it was Larry's.
It's a very good joke though.
It's like he does it because he's always in his direction so bad.
Yeah.
All right, so when Albedo tries to blatantly climb the wall, the defense goal programmed by Lucifer,
which was one of the guild members of the time, attacks them for lacking bathing manners.
From bathing.
So you had to have like...
Etiquette.
Segregated bathrooms.
Yes.
Or bath houses.
Bath houses, yeah.
Like the hot spring type bath houses within the guild.
Speaking about bath houses, this is my vault of random knowledge.
So, what's his name?
Hugh Jackman was at the...
He was in Japan doing the Wolverine movie, right?
And he was at one of those male bath houses and he didn't know that the etiquette was to be covered.
So him being like six four, Hugh Jackman, right?
Just jacked to the gills.
He just walked around ass naked with a tiny towel in his hand, right?
Dick just swinging, and all the Japanese are like...
He didn't know.
So he's got his dick just dangling for every person.
I guess they thought, or he thought that they thought that he was trying to show off.
But he just, you know, he assumed like you can just be butt naked in a male sauna.
So he was.
See, Japanese bath houses and Korean bath houses are just a little different.
What's the difference?
A lot of the Korean ones, it's more of like just going completely.
Ass naked?
Yeah.
Japan is a little more...
Little more...
Reserved?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, what's the point that I'm having a bath house then?
Like once you get into the water, it's fine.
No.
But your etiquette says that you're not supposed to just walk around with it just swung.
Well, he sure was.
Just knocking Japanese men back and forth, buckled by the his way.
How random would it be if you're just sitting right and you turn your left and Wolverine's
dick just comes across you like, what the fuck?
That was Wolverine's guy.
You know, how weird would that be?
That'd be very awkward.
I see you have goals.
No, just ambitions.
I don't want to say dreams.
So after Lucifer's golems start attacking,
Ainz orders the male floor guardians to help the ladies, internally hoping next time they
will have more time to relax.
And that's how the episode ends right there.
That's it.
Getting ready, getting up for battle basically.
They attack for the golems.
Because you hear all the stomping and everything from Albedo on the other side still.
Episode 2 is titled, Karne Village Once More.
So, Ainz brings together the NPCs to review the grand plan overall with Demiurge,
recounting.
When really he just wants to learn of the demon's thought process to begin with.
So he bits them all together acting like, yes, yes, Demiurge, tell him your plan that
I already know.
Even though he has no fucking clue what the plan is.
I know how quantum mechanics work, but how about you explain it to me?
Right, exactly.
It is revealed that all the NPCs are planning world domination, with Ainz completely oblivious
to this.
So he's finally getting told that they're planning for world domination.
Oh yeah, because didn't he say like some random offhand comment?
Yeah, just like.
They just assumed?
Pretty much yes.
As Demiurge states, this was Ainz's goal all along, ascertained by his actions, starting
with Karne Village being subjugated with no casualties and having the residences living
peacefully the entire time.
They should let me do the English voiceover, right?
Because he wouldn't say that right, and then I would do like the internal maul like fuck.
Oh no.
In the anime itself, they do have the double voice.
So they have him talking and then they have him like, uh?
And I would be like, oh no.
Like completely just has no idea.
Like when did they say this?
Thus, it meant Ainz wanted world domination and experimenting on ruling his subjects.
Meanwhile, at Karne Village, Neferia, which was the pharmacist from season one, is spending
an entire night developing a potion for Ainz.
And that was the whole thing that he wanted him to do in that village now.
So they moved him from the city that he was in where he was attacked by Clementine.
And the Swords of Darkness killed.
So Ainz had him move to Karne Village with that girl that he likes.
What's the potion for?
A healing potion.
They're trying to research any kind of new potions.
Things that they haven't ever created before.
Have you ever heard of meth?
It's crystal clear.
A princess, blue as the sky.
Well, apparently that's something that they fucked up in Breaking Bad.
Because they made the meth blue and that means that there's impurities.
I think they changed it like...
Because they couldn't show actual...
Like they wanted it to be more visible on screen and like a hood, basically.
The blue sky?
Yeah.
Is that a little meth?
Because technically according to Macbeth...
Blue, green, purple, whatever.
Just give me that.
I love Tuca.
Let's see here.
So with Enri, she is caring for the goblin troop as they teach and protect the village.
So she's treating them as residents rather than just summoned monsters basically.
Because they have intelligence and they can communicate like normal people.
So she treats them like normal people.
They don't have like a meeseeks complex?
Meeseeks have been alive for too long.
No.
Our existence is torches.
It's cruelty.
And the goblin troop is totally different than goblin slayer.
So they're not doing that kind of stuff.
So Brian, no one's done a...
So you know how the meeseeks in Rick and Morty say, look at me.
Mr. Meeseeks, look at me.
And you know the scene in The Dark Knight where the Joker's like,
tell us that one fake Batman, like, look at me.
That would have been...
That would have done an overlap where it would be Mr. Meeseeks voice,
look at me, I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
And then it would cut to the look of the last one.
As like a cut off of the last one would be the Joker's, but the first would be the meeseeks.
I don't know, my brain just can't stop sometimes.
That would be funny.
I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me, look at me.
Sorry, you have...
Henry has given names to each of the goblins at this point.
So they only...
Holy newie, Louie.
The only new resident to the village is Britta,
which was the adventurer that Shaltir had caught
and seen that she had a potion in season one as well.
Mm-hmm.
Who has quit as an adventurer after surviving her encounter with Shaltir.
Took an hour to win me.
Good thing I'm basically...
After running low on medicinal herbs...
Then what the fuck is it?
Elder Scrolls VI.
VI Elder Scrolls and VI GTA have taken like 45 years to make.
And neither one of them is ever going to come out.
It sure feels like it at this point.
So after running low on medicinal herbs,
Henry, the girl, Neferia, and three goblins search the forest for the said herb.
Finding a growing patch, they see a wounded hobgoblin child being hunted by a barguest.
So...
What's a barguest?
It is a wolf-type creature with chains around the neck that's almost like phantom fish.
Oh, a hellhound?
Kind of, yeah.
It's cool.
So the goblins' support is supported by Neferia, kill the dark beast, saving the child.
Neferia uses the experimental purple potion to fully heal the goblin child named Agu, the hobgoblin boy.
You know how I know if it was not a child, something comedic would probably happen.
They take the potion and if the goblin like, doled, it's like he just burst it.
Like his gut just explodes or something.
Or bursts into flames.
Like, oh shit.
He takes out a notebook and just marks off that recipe.
That one's not going to work.
They ask Agu what he's running from basically and he explains that he was attacked by minions of the Giant of the East who has allied himself with the demon snake of the west.
This shifts the balance of power threatening the village itself.
Damn.
Because the village is close to that forest.
Stuck in the middle of an ass woman.
Yeah, pretty much.
You find that basically after the wise king of the forest, which is the hamster, he was the third of that group.
So you have the Giant of the East, the snake of the west and then you have the wise king of the forest.
There were like three competing powers within that forest.
East, west?
Who was the hamster, north or south?
He was the middle.
Oh.
So what's north and south?
There are, I guess there are no north and south.
God damn, come on overlord.
Don't do that to me.
You have an east or west or something.
You have a north and south as well.
Oh, you're driving me crazy.
And that's just a fuck with you.
Basically, it seems like it.
And after you get the explanation from Agu, that's how the episode ends for episode two.
Okay.
Episode three is called, Inry's Upheaval and Hectic Days.
I like how their titles are more like titles and the one piece is just like, in this episode, Ace dies.
Like God did.
So you have Inry, Nefiriah again, and the goblin troop, they bring Agu back to the Carnet village to inform them of the situation of the gray forest.
Some time ago, the monument of ruin was being built and guarded by undead.
So this is basically the fake Nazarick that was being built.
That's what it's alluding to anyway.
And after the gray beast of the south, so I guess he is the south, was Hamski.
There we go, south.
There's no north.
No north, that better make one.
But that was after he vanished.
The giant of the east allied himself with the demon snake of the west to defeat whoever this master of the undead may be.
Taking into account a possible threat, Britta goes to inform the vigilante committee to ready evacuation procedures.
While Nefiriah asks Lupus Regina, which is the one of the battle maids of Nazarick.
She, Ainz basically had Lupus Regina stay close to the village to kind of guard it.
Like she was its overseer for the most part.
So if anything super bad happened, she could defend the village.
Okay.
So he goes to let Lupus Regina know to deliver the purple potion to Ainz with a progress report.
While Lupus nominates to ask Ainz for aid, Enri believes they should do work on their own efforts first.
Like try to try to actually defend themselves first before getting Ainz's help.
Because they don't need to be bothering Ainz for every little thing anymore.
After the meeting, the goblin troop warn Agu not to trust Lupus Regina because they look at her like she's dangerous.
So it's like you stay as far away from her as you can.
They don't know that she's part of Nazarick in that kind of like evil way or anything, but they know that the vibe she gives off.
That she's more dangerous than she lets on.
At night, the goblin troop finds the rest of Agu's tribe and a group of ogres, one goblin, Jurgam,
instructs Enri to act as an alpha and make them submissive, which works.
And they swear their loyalty.
She basically goes out there and tells him that she's the leader of that village and she's like the strong person there.
She's so like aggressive in it.
She's mean.
He told them that's with her because they're dumb creatures.
So she walks away, kicks one of the balls, and then it's like, oh damn, she's aggressive.
The other one's like, God, they just landed.
As the survivors need medical treatment, Neferia may stay up all night while Enri goes to E. Rantil in the morning.
Arriving at the main gate, her goblin general horn is detected and is about to be put into custody.
So whenever she goes to E. Rantil, they see that she has that goblin horn on her.
It's like, how can a lowly woman such as you have such a great expensive item?
Which was given to her by Ainz in the beginning.
So they have her in custody in this guard tower trying to interrogate her basically until Momon arrives to vouch for her and she was released.
Because he was like, oh shit, I gave her.
But at this point, he looks like Momon, the Raven Black Warrior, not as Ainzul Gown, the mage.
He pulls one of the guards aside and they come running back in.
Let her go. Let her go.
Yeah, bro, she's gone.
As it goes about her day, Momon covertly allows her to ask the Adventurers Guild for aid with the trouble in the forest.
After a hectic day, Enri meets her goblin troop and she offers new weapons out of thanks for all they have done for her village with a troop in a state of intense gratitude.
Afterwards, upon return, Enri is voted as the new village chief, which she really doesn't want.
But it's like, oh, you got the goblin troop.
You can take care of it. But she's taken it back and consults Lupus Regina and Neferia.
After a self-reflective talk with Neferia, Enri decides to accept the position.
Over the village high above, Lupus Regina is met by Yuri Alpha, another of the battlemates, for summons by Ainz.
When asked while she is smiling, Lupus Regina answers that the village's dynamic has shifted
and she would love to see the faces of all the residents in the whole village if it were to be burned down, hoping to see the village destroyed.
And yeah, she's a very sadist.
Like, she wants to see their faces whenever everything that they have is just ruined, even though she's not the one doing it.
She just wants to see it happen.
So then we go into episode four called The Giant of the East, Demon Snake of the West.
Ainz reprimands Lupus Regina for her failure to report on Carnet Village,
because even though she had known about the Demon Snake of the West and then the Giant of the East,
she knew about it, but she didn't inform Ainz at all.
The only way Ainz found out about it is whenever Enri went to the Irantel
and gave the request from the Adventurers Guild for something to be done about it.
So he's kind of mad at her about this.
Lupus Regina states that she did not think it was important, but Ainz informs her of Nefira's value, the pharmacist,
and basically says that he's ordered him to create new potions,
and he'd kind of like him to be alive at this point since they're in this new world.
It's like, we don't know what he can create.
I can't make meth if my chemist is dead.
Exactly. Exactly.
So he orders her to protect Nefira, Enri, and Lizzie, and Lizzie being Nefira's grandmother.
So he wants those three protected at all cost.
Afterwards, Ainz and Aura go find the Giant of the East and the Demon Snake of the West
to see what sort of monsters they are.
They discover the Giant is a large troll named Goo.
Goo Goo.
And it's funny because the Giants, they all think that the longer your name is, the less powerful you are.
So the shorter your name, the more powerful you are.
So whenever he introduces himself, his Ainz will go, and he's like,
Long name. His name Goo.
And the weapon, Ainz just rips his dick through his asshole.
He's like, oh shit.
And the Demon Snake is a Naga named Ryuraius.
That's too many R's. It's too many R's.
Ainz offers them to submit or die.
Ryuraius quickly complies after failing to escape with Aura holding him by the neck and pinning him down to the ground.
Because it's like this little girl, this big ass snake monster Naga down.
However, Goo refuses and the two duel.
Goo's attacks are...
Who summons what first?
You yuck.
You said duel.
No no no.
You yuck.
I play Pot of Greed.
In defense mode.
It gives me two cards and I play Pot of Greed.
It just gives me two more cards and I play Pot of Greed.
So I got banned.
They got him banned the shit out of that card.
Goo's attacks prove ineffective.
Where he's just smacking him with a sword over and over and over.
It's like literally doing shit.
You got Ainz dusting himself all the entire time.
And you even have Goo turn around and slash one of the other giants behind him.
Just slash him in half.
He's like, sword works.
He's like, cause he can't figure out cause he can't understand.
And Ainz neutralizes him and the remaining trolls and ogres.
Afterwards, Ainz has Demiurge review the menu for a dinner.
Ainz is planning when Ainz is informed that the village is under attack and gives Lupus Regina permission to engage.
And that's how episode four ends.
Episode five is called Two Leaders.
Sorry, leaders?
Two leaders.
How does it two leaders?
Two leaders.
We need more methamphetamine to make it more massive.
People.
Not volume.
It starts off with Goo's forces beginning to attack Carnet Village.
While the goblin troop, allied ogres, and the vigilante committee prepare to defend the village, the Romanian villagers take shelter.
As the battle begins at the front gate, Enry and Neferia search the village to ensure everyone is safe to whenever they see a troll climbing over the rear gate.
So while everybody else is up front, there's a troll climbing in at the back.
To prevent the troll from finding the hidden villagers, the two distract it by disguising their odor.
So Neferia has a like, cologne stuff that he can use that he puts on both of them and it can distract the troll basically.
Because trolls have a good sense of smell and then he throws one right at its nose, burns this other kind of potion, it's like an acid I guess.
But he hits the troll right in the face with it on the nose and kind of like nose blinds him.
Yeah.
So however, the troll catches on eventually and Neferia tells Enry to run for help and confesses his love for her finally.
Neferia continues to fight the troll while Enry gets back up.
However, he is overwhelmed by the troll's strength.
Just before the troll is about to kill him, Lupus Regina appears and kills the troll instead.
She basically just holds her staff above after she just kills this motherfucker.
Just stands there like smiling with that crazy sadist smile that she has.
The battle at the gate also ends successfully and Lupus Regina informs Neferia and Enry of Ainz's invitation for them to come to Nazarene.
So Ainz is actually inviting Neferia, Enry and Enry's little sister to actually come to Nazarene at this point.
Because nobody else has been invited yet.
Episode 6 called Invitation to Death.
Okay.
Right after he just invites them.
Invitation to Death.
Go on down for dinner.
Come on down.
It's just a death.
I'll fucking kill you.
So the royal maids.
Yes.
The royal mage of the Baha'ruth Empire, a Fluter paradigm, is told that the adamantite adventures of darkness, Mo Mananabe, wish to meet him.
Meanwhile, a worker group, Forsyte, prepares to take on a mission exploring an undiscovered tomb within the borders of the Riesti's kingdom, which is the kingdom that Irantel and Carnay Village are in.
The mission appears to be a well-paying, albeit dangerous, but they have accepted it since one of their members, a mage named Arch, needs money to take her two little sisters and escape her heavily in debt parents who refuse to cut back on their spending.
Welcome to Rialty, Jebus.
Death.
Yes.
And what's surprising is, okay, in this world, there are guild members and there are worker members.
Guild members are part of a guild, obviously.
So they take missions that the guild provides, but if anything ever happens, the guild usually has their back.
Whereas workers don't have to follow anybody's rules, but they also have to fend for themselves.
So it's more of like independence versus like community.
A union and then not a unit?
Yeah, basically.
And that's a very good way to look at it there.
They meet up with three other worker groups, Greenlead, Heavy Masher, and Tinmu.
They have all been hired by a noble of the Baharuth Empire.
What a worker, adorable to do.
They just choose whatever jobs they want. They basically do what an adventurer would do, but they don't have the responsibilities that an adventurer does.
But they also don't get the benefits.
Like if something goes wrong, they can't fall back on the guild.
So just a change of name, Jose Gonzalez and Rodriguez.
That was your undocumented worker, isn't it?
They're hired by a noble of the Baharuth Empire, who has also hired Momon and Nabe as extra protection.
So he's brought in adventurers to help these workers out.
Interesting choice.
But he also hired them because they're adamantite adventurers, like they're high, high level people.
Just before they set off on the job, Momon inquires as the reason why all the workers have agreed to this mission to go look for this tomb, to which they say, money.
Well, why would the nobleman hire the workers if it's such an important mission that he would hire someone of higher caliber?
To protect them.
Well, how well will they get there?
If I was a worker, I'd say Java would be an awl.
If this is important to him, he wouldn't hire a worker.
He'd hire the guild.
I don't want this job now.
Well, the Baharuth Empire doesn't have the adventurers guild, only workers.
Whereas the Riestes kingdom, they have...
They would have still set off full arms if they had.
All of a sudden you want to protect the workers that are basically unskilled labor.
Or like throw away, you know what I mean?
Like throw a stone and you hit a worker.
You hire another level of explorers to protect the workers?
That wouldn't jam with me at all.
Yeah, and Sherlock Cap would come on.
Like whenever you have Aizol gone basically in the form of Momon the black warrior guarding them, whenever he asks the workers, it's like, so why are you deciding to go to this tomb, to this newly discovered tomb and raid it?
It's a money, sir.
And then he looks at me like a truly worthless question to ask then.
Like it just... because he was trying to... like are you doing it out of adventure?
Are you doing it out of like some other reason?
I got 57 kids back. I need the best homes, basically.
That's how that episode ends?
I'd be that one worker that would escape because there's no goddamn way I would trust his double.
Yeah.
And you also, again, you met this worker group because instead of adventure group, it's a worker group called Forsythe though.
So you have the warrior, you have an elf girl, you have a little maiden girl that's trying to get her money for her sisters to leave with her completely away from this noble family.
And then you have a cleric where it's like you meet this whole group and you get their backstory and everything.
And then we move into episode seven called Butterfly Entangled in the Spider's Web.
Just shredded to pieces all of them.
The workers, they arrive at Nazarik because that's the tomb that they found, obviously.
So they're walking into death automatically and briefly explore the outside and discover immense riches.
So Einzel Ghosn has basically left stuff out there in the outside like mausoleums and stuff like that.
He left money out there. Like, here's your money.
Take it.
Red flag too.
Exactly.
There's money just here and no one ever taking it.
Nobody's ever messed with it.
No traps, nothing. I'm done leaving.
But being the greedy people that they are, they all decide to move deeper inside.
I value one thing above all. Well, I value two things above all.
About all money and all.
Yeah.
My dick and my life.
Which one goes first?
My dick.
Okay.
As long as my dick works, I'm going to be completely comatose.
If I find something about it is offset, right?
Or like something is in my head not like mesh, like just alarms going off, right?
I'm getting out of there with my dick and my life.
If I lose my dick, I just lost my life basically.
Because I'm such a freak.
And all these...
All that money would not be enough for me to stay.
Well, like at this point you could take that money and leave.
But it would set like why is it just here?
It would be mine. There's no fucking way I'm touching it.
Even if it was, you know, if I'm not allowed to.
Right.
Like what if it was too, like is it poison? Is it cursed?
Right.
Is it going to set off a trap? I would just leave regardless.
It's like fuck this. I'm out. I'm done.
I'm going to go find a hooker and get some banging and be done with my dick.
But apparently these are... the workers were not that smart.
So they decided...
Well, they need me.
They decided to go further into the tomb.
Except for the green leaf workers.
Because it's an older warrior where...
Yeah, the older ones are always the ones that are...
He's like...
The ones that are staying alive longer.
The ones that no more. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
He's basically... he stays out...
He tells the other worker group. He's like...
Yeah, you know, I'll let y'all go ahead and go in there.
He's like...
But if we can find a quicker route, we'll take that cut instead.
Like the cut of the money that they find and stuff like that.
He's like...
But for us letting you go in first, we want a percentage of whatever you find.
And they're all...
Oh, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. We agree to that.
So...
He decides to stay outside as a guard and looks for other routes...
To look for other routes inside.
While also secretly using those other groups as canaries.
Yeah, I assume he was.
He's like... he's not that stupid.
He's me except more cruel.
Much more.
Inside of Nazarick, the groups are quickly separated.
And their eagerness to find more treasure.
So they kind of break out because they think...
It's just skeletons.
That's not your shit.
It's all low-level skeletons coming at them.
It's basically just cannon fodder that...
That...
Sorry, not that iron's created, but...
The Tomb of Nazarick automatically spawns low-level...
Skeletons and stuff like that.
But he puts nothing to...
It just generates them.
So that's what they meet.
His low-level, nobody characters in the beginning.
You know what caused my distrust of everything?
When I find too much ammunition, Resident Evil.
Yeah.
Away, away.
A lot of shotgun shells all of a sudden for some reason.
And then right into the next thing is a boss fight.
Yep.
So outside, Greenleaf encounters the Pleiades.
So him staying outside still didn't help him any.
Because the Pleiade battle may just come out.
I'm gonna fuck my way out of this.
I feel like I'm gonna eat so much.
It's gonna fuck my way out of this.
But instead of them engaging directly...
They summon a series of powerful undead warriors called Nazarick Oldgarders.
Damn, I gotta fuck my way out of this again.
It's basically skeletons with magical weapons.
Like, or enchanted weapons, I guess you could say.
Like where they're just infused with magic itself.
So you have a...
There's even a hammer that's like a Thor's hammer.
A lot of the skeletons hit you with it and just lightning damage automatically.
You ever play Tales of Iron?
You ever heard of that game?
Yeah.
There's a Thor character in that game.
With a Thor hammer.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, it's a secret boss.
Oh really?
It's a fucking dish bag.
They basically make quick work of the worker group, slaughtering all of them.
Heavy Masher is chased by a number of Elder Liches, which is one of the other worker groups that went inside.
It has a dwarf character.
So me.
Before the members basically can die by these Elder Liches, they run into different rooms that has a magic teleportation circle on it.
So they go in and get transported automatically.
So this is what I was talking about so many episodes back when we were talking about the areas and stuff like that and the different area guardians.
So this is where you meet Kyohoku, the Roach King.
Oh that one guy, yeah.
Yeah.
And you also meet Naranus Pain Killer.
The Cthulhu chick?
Yeah.
That's where you meet her too.
So in one of them, some of them are transported to the Black Capsule, which is the area that Kyohoku is, where they are fed to cockroaches, the family of the area guardian Kyohoku.
Jesus.
Then there's another member that is teleported to the torture chamber and tortured by Naranus Pain Killer and presumably is dead.
Basically, the first thing that she's like, oh, I'm more beautiful than albedo and all that kind of like.
The delusion is real.
And then it pulls out that little light paint tool.
He's like, my creator had kidney stone once and it's a lot of spikes on the end of it.
It's like, you know where that's going.
And he's like, oh, because he doesn't want to die that way.
And then you have Tinmoo, which is the other worker group.
They encounter Hamski and Hamski's and they're just training with these lizards, those lizard men just in there kind of training.
And they meet up with him.
Now, Tinmoo is a group that has a swordsman that has three elf slaves with him, three little elf slave girls.
So they come in and they see Hamski.
He's training to become a warrior at this point.
He's trying to learn martial arts, even though it's a fucking gigantic hamster.
So after a brief fight, the leader of Tinmoo, Uriah, he's trying to learn hamfu.
Yeah, I can see that instead of the panda.
Yeah, he's killed easily after ham.
Have you ever seen fucking Steven Seagal use knife work in a movie?
Good Jesus, talk about a panda.
Try to learn how to fight.
Panda style knife, knife wielding.
But please Steven Seagal, please. I hope he does not blow.
I hope he's I hope he's so smart that he's a subcloy.
He is like trolling everybody by pretending to be that person and that he does not legitimately think he's that level of lethal.
I don't think we're that lucky.
I just see him do that goofy knife moves. Oh my God.
It's bad.
It's horrendous.
It's very bad.
So, oh, OK.
So moving on, Hamski, he activates his martial arts skills because he did learn martial arts, slashing stroke.
And he cuts off the warrior's two arms.
God, wait, it's a very brutal fight.
Oh, you shit.
Which is blood squirting from his two thumbs left on his arms.
And it's more his sword still being held by his two arms on the ground.
Is it one of those like like explosion blood spurts?
I don't know.
It's like just it just how they like it.
And like I guess that's like blood spurts.
The best way I can explain it is the movie The Seven Samurai.
Right.
And they have a scene where two samurai have a duel.
And it's one of those quick like first blade out, first slice.
And that's it.
The one chop kills the one guy.
It's like real sudden.
And they do the sequence.
And allegedly, it was supposed to be a quick blood out from the capsule.
All the guys clothes.
But it malfunctioned and the tube just exploded.
Like a fucking fountain of blood.
And the director, who was so serious, they were everyone was afraid of him.
And they thought when they malfunctioned, he was going to lose his shit, but he burst out laughing.
So that famous like huge blood spurts for movies that originated in Seven Samurai was because of a malfunction.
Really?
So like you know like in Kill Bill when they're fucking just fucking goshig.
It's because of that.
So that trademark of that movie is a complete accident.
And now it's a major trope in movies like that.
So I just and when you said like blood just assumed.
I would say it's probably halfway between there.
Like there's a like if you look like if you look up seven samurai, it was a black and white.
So you don't see any like that shit was just like going good.
I was like, God.
So like whenever that happens to this dude, he he starts screaming for his three elf girls to heal him.
But before he can do anything, a ham skee beheads him.
Him or?
With his tail.
Or the tail smashes into the side of his head and he dies.
So he had them or just cracked his skull.
He knocks his head off by hitting him in the side of the head.
Like very brutal.
His elf slaves are left alone as they start to kick his body at that point, leaving ham skee uncertain as to what to do with them after.
He's like, oh, is that normal for you for humans to kick you?
Like he's he doesn't understand anything because he's an animal, so he might be intelligent, but he's not like he hasn't been around humans to understand.
Understand the nuance of the human cruelty.
Right.
So then you have foresight, which is a group that we talked about at the beginning that has the warrior, the cleric, the elf girl, and then the girl that's wanted to take her two sisters away.
They're teleported to the sixth floor arena where they are introduced as invaders and will be facing Ainz himself.
My god.
It's like, oh, shit.
We move into episode eight.
It's called A Handful of Hope.
You only get a handful of it.
That's all I need.
So you have foresight tries to apologize to Ainz for trespassing into Nazarick, but Ainz rebuffs their words, refusing to listen to their excuses.
And declaring them to be worse than maggots for daring to enter Nazarick as thieves without permission.
The Coggro's like, hey.
The leader of foresight, Hecaron, tries to bluff his way out of it and say they received permission from a large monster.
Where he's like, but what if we were given permission then?
He's like, OK, who?
Who gave you permission?
That guy.
I just pointed one in the crowd.
He's like looking around trying to find their way to escape and shit like that.
But Ainz eventually does see through the lie, which it raises him further.
He rages so much that Shaltir and Kokaitis both like cringe in fear because he's got this black aura coming off of him and everything.
Like he gets so mad that that suppressive ability that he has as an elder lich, it fails to suppress it for the first couple of seconds.
Normally it activates almost instantly, but this is actually he is so pissed that they would discredit somebody being in that world that he was looking for of like one of his friends or something like that.
That it pisses him off so much that even that buff doesn't activate automatically.
So he was he was hoping one of them was a real person or he was hoping that the person that whenever Hecaron said that somebody invited him and said that they were allowed to be there.
He's thinking of his friends from the old guild.
Yeah, because they said well, he was shiny.
So he was thinking touch me.
Maybe it was him like in his because he was just holding out hope that somebody was like from his former guild would be there and he kind of let that lie get to him for a second.
But then it just automatically pissed him off.
So he initially attacks him with a sword and shield as like no shirt on or anything just skeleton and then pants.
But but while he overwhelms them in strength his own skill experience and ability to work as a team allow them to remain alive relatively unharmed.
I am decides that he has played around enough and reveals himself as a magic caster where he said he drops his shield and sword.
He's like come at me then if you wish to die.
The arch initially denies his claim until I and stakes off his ring to show her his true power, which he has been concealed in concealing it during the physical battle itself.
The impact of this reveal shocks arch to the point where she vomits and sheer terror and foresight once more attempts to fight back.
He's like oh my God, it's over 9000.
Yeah, he's like well, it was funny too because she can read your mona level like she can see mona levels.
It like or like your your mona flowing around you like she can tell who's a spell caster and not.
So whatever he like to use the other badly and man I don't know why wouldn't you seen in one movie.
I got low levels of man.
I'm sure I've said it a few times instead of mona just a minute man.
Just like man.
But she can see it so whenever he's like come at me if you wish to die and we're going to take this shirt off like those guys in stream fighting.
But she sees nothing.
He's like, oh, you can see magic huh?
He's like, oh, excuse me.
So he takes off the ring and she's like,
She can't withstand it whatsoever so that they do try to put up a little bit of a fight with Hekron being eventually paralyzed by his touch of death ability level one.
The name of the cleric is Robert Dyche.
Robert Dyche wow that has to be a player character.
The elf is named Emina.
So Anima.
Robert Dyche and Emina.
They tell Arsh to flee after Hekron falls in order to go back to his sisters.
Once she runs away they beg they beg Ainz to grant her mercy and he accepts.
But only telling by telling Shaltir to show Arsh the depths of despair and then to kill her painlessly.
Damn it's like there's your mercy.
He then beats Robert Dyche and Emina completely way too easily.
He just shoves Emina right out of Robert Dyche's mouth.
He keeps Robert Dyche for mental experiments.
That's what he decides to do with him once he's defeated Emile.
While Emina and Hekron are given to.
I'm going to fuck up this name everybody so it's Gashokuhokuko.
It's a long name. A parasitic NPC.
That makes their homes in people's bodies.
They've talked about it as the area guardians at one point.
Arsh attempts to run away from Shaltir.
You know what the most confusing name I can say?
What's that?
It's from Greek mythology.
Which one?
The Hekatokorees.
The Hekatokorees?
Yeah.
If you see it like on paper you're like what the fuck.
But I learned how to say it.
Like I said I know I mispronounced that.
But everybody should kind of know what that is if they've ever seen the anime or read any of the books.
It's a long word but I know figured it out.
I know I fucked it up. I'm taking responsibility. It's fine.
They give you like 18 pronunciations and comments.
But whenever Arsh ran away and he said that Shaltir should kill her with ease or whatever basically painlessly.
Whenever you have Robber Duck he's like why would you think that's mercy?
And Ainz looks at him and he's like it is mercy.
It's like basically by any other thing that he could do.
You're killing her painlessly and without any kind of other issues.
That's like the most mercy he could possibly give.
Considering that demigods may keep her alive and constantly regrow her skin so that way they can make scrolls.
Oh geez. He doesn't let it go. That's mercy.
Well bye. So raise her bedbred and throw her out the front door.
So you have her running from Shaltir and she fails whenever she discovers that she's actually underground.
And there is no way out because it looks like a bright clear sky up above in this amphitheater area.
It's just the illusion.
Yeah. So she hits like a wall that's like transparent.
She's like transparent. It's like no no no. You have shelter come up behind her.
You're actually underground.
After which Shaltir reveals her true form which looks like a lamprey and kills her.
Mara and Aura later travel to the Baharuth Empire.
This is like the ending credits part of the episode where they confront Emperor Zherkniv by sending the workers into the tomb and demanding that he atone for this crime.
So basically it was a way to play it off on the Emperor making it look like it was his idea.
I knew he had a fucking plan.
I knew it was some weird devious thing he was planning.
Yeah.
Next up we have War of Words is the title of the episode.
What's the weight of those?
So we open up with Emperor Zherkniv traveling to Nazarik to apologize for the invasion of it.
And is immediately given a show of Nazarik's power whenever they use tier 6 magic easily to clear the skies.
For this stress pad we shall take your balls. Now you can leave.
Leave the balls?
Just not at all.
I'm like damn.
And they use death knights, the monsters capable of slaughtering armies for menial tasks like setting up tables with orange juice on it.
I've been drinking so much goddamn oranges since I got the cold.
Like every bottle says it's two full oranges. I've just been drinking like eight oranges in one day.
Just down on that shit.
They give you these pills at the general store. They're like the size of your throat.
You swallow these with water. I'm like I got no other choice. If I swallow them dry I'll die.
You're talking about the round ones right?
They are round as fuck and they're just like the actual size on the picture. They're like the sunbeam at your fucking fist.
You know there's a future war right?
No they're like the solid blue brick.
And I wouldn't chew these at all.
It's like those clear ones with gel but the gel is like I ain't chewing that.
I'm just thinking of the powdery ones.
I wouldn't chew those either. That shit tastes like medicine.
The medicine tastes like medicine.
Who would have thought?
They're like I bought these pills out of the size of your fucking knuckles.
So we have Irons further showing off his power when he is given the head of the noble from Dirt and Eve who is responsible for sending the workers in the first place.
Like his facade is like thank you but in my human like what the fuck?
Well no he turns that into a death knight.
So he drops it and uses it as the basis for another death knight.
So that's like his evil persona right?
But my human world might be like oh my fucking death that's a fucking head.
You know what I mean? My monologue is like oh my that's a fucking skull.
Just a head George.
Like there's just a head like the intros are dropping from the bottom of his stomach.
And his mind is throwing up.
I accept this gift.
Thank you.
You gotta make me the English translator. I'll be hilarious.
You'll have to definitely watch all these episodes.
Um.
Irons reveals his intention to crush anyone who would dare go against him at this point.
And restore peace to his surroundings because he says we have lived in peace and you have sent these workers to my doorstep huh?
Even though this was the whole point of everything anyway.
Yes.
So that way they had a reason.
And Jertneve extends an offer as friendship to protect the Bahur.
My bad.
While suggesting that Nazarite establish a proper kingdom.
But secretly intends to set up an alliance behind his back in order to defeat him.
So he's like yes yes start your own nation.
Start your own nation.
You should become a nation and we'll be an alliance and like and then he leaves like fuck you saw bitch.
Yeah that's kind of how it is.
However Demiurge has already figured out the Emperor's plans to begin with.
I feel like if I was Ales and Gone what's his name?
The leader? Ales and Gone I can't remember.
Einzel Gone.
I'm like Demiurge like as I have also figured out their plan.
But why don't you tell me what your future like you know what I mean like.
That's what happened.
I was thinking pretty much the same thing.
It's the exact same thing.
Because he reveals the plan that he has foreseen.
He too hides it in the other NPCs.
And I'd be like oh yes that's exactly what I figured out as well myself.
Where he's like yes because Demiurge's whole thing is he's like smart people are easier to read than dumb people.
So you can know where they're going to go on certain things because they're having so much confidence in their abilities that they're always going to go down certain paths.
So he's already figured out their ideas and what they're going to do.
Huh.
Because we've even higher.
Definitely him fight the Joker.
To be honest if we were going off of anime Demiurge and like comic book Joker Demiurge wins.
Demiurge is like evil upon evil.
The Joker though.
I would not.
Demiurge is like damn you evil as fuck sir.
Jertneve realizes that Flutr Paradigm the mage that he has has actually been working with Einz the entire time.
And has betrayed him.
This is confirmed in a flashback where Einz has revealed his true power to Flutr who in turn pledges his undying loyalty to Einz in exchange for giving Flutr the opportunity to peer into the abyss of magic.
Whenever the swords of darkness the group with Momon and Nabe went to the Baharuth Empire and requested a meeting with Flutr Paradigm which was in the previous episode.
A couple of episodes back.
He revealed his true nature to Flutr Paradigm where he was still in his raven black armor but he took off the armor of his hand wearing a skeleton hand.
And look upon me and he's like oh god.
Yes he's like and he says what will you give me in return and you have Flutr Paradigm.
Everything.
So then we go into episode 11 which is called Another Battle.
Super descriptive here.
At least they're simple.
Yeah.
Sorry did I pass one?
Yes.
So it's all night.
Ten sorry.
Ten.
So preparation for war.
There he talked a little bit.
Cause then it's a battle.
It's been another battle yeah.
So preparation for war.
Einz establishes the sorcerer kingdom of Nazarik and demands that the Riesti's kingdom which that they're in right now with like Gazuf and all those main characters that we've already met.
Well.
Withdraw from the lands around Erantil claiming they belong to the sorcerer kingdom and the Baharuth Empire backs him in this because of course they're trying to pretend like they're friends with him.
I just imagine the guy from Baharuth just every time I look to him right he just like always thumbs up.
But then he flips.
That's kind of how it is though.
Gazuf requests the king to do what Einz asks.
Claiming fighting Einz would be a terrible idea since Gazuf the head warrior has already met Einz and seen what he can do basically.
But the king refuses as doing so would be a sign of weakness and he cannot afford to show weakness when the royal faction in the Riesti's kingdom has already begun to grow in strength after the Yaldabaoth incident which happened last season.
I mean I'll cut my dick off if I show any weakness.
Marcus Raven agrees with this plan and path and is set up as commander for the war.
Crown Prince Barbaro the one that was in with the the eight fingers at last season where you found out that he had all these strings in the underworld too.
This prince is eager to prove himself and tries to join in but instead is sent to Carnay village where Neferia and all the like where we were at a couple of episodes back to question the villagers about Einz.
Barbaro decides to draft the villagers once he has questioned them in order to use them as hostages against Einz.
This is his plan anyway that he's going to go to Carnay village and force them to to basically be their slaves and use them as a shield against Einz as hit their hostages.
Does he even care?
Einz? About everybody else in the village? No. Just about those technically four people now.
So you have Neferia, Enri, Enri's little sister and Neferia's grandmother.
Those are the only ones that he really cares about if they live or die.
Einz arrives at the Bahuruth Empire, their army camp before summoning his army of death knights through a gate.
So he comes to this, they go to this like the gathering of the Bahuruth army's troops within like a little fence and their tents that they have set up in preparation for war, their annual war with the Rhaeste's kingdom.
And he's like, oh, can I bring my army?
And they're like, yeah, sure, sure.
He's like, he tells Shaltir to open up the gate and it's just this massive line of death knights that walk through, each one capable of destroying a town.
And they're like, oh, fuck, we let him bring this?
The looks on their faces like, oh shit.
So then we go into episode 11 another battle.
Barbaro's army arrives at Carnia Village at this point and Enri, the new chief, struggles to delay them and hide the goblins and ogres.
Barbaro has a watchtower burnt down as a threat saying, if you don't open up the gates, everything after this is going to be you dying.
So he burnt down their little watchtower.
But the action only reminds the villagers of the incident Einz saved them from in the first episodes.
Inspiring the villagers to take up arms against Barbaro for Einz, Lupus Regina, who watches the incident unfold and is broadcasting everything that she sees to Einz through telecommunication.
Enri and Neferia decide to lead the women and children out the back while the able bodied men, goblins and ogres act as distractions from the front of the village.
The strategy seems to work, but the soldiers present at the back notice the fleeing villagers and in an attempt to delay them, Enri blows the second goblin horn that Einz had given her.
Now this is where it gets extremely weird because it shocks even Einz whenever this happens.
But somehow she summons not a small group of mercenary like goblins, but an army of goblins, 5000 strong.
Jesus Christ.
They're an army.
Because again, the horn is called the horn of the goblin general, I think.
So if you meet special conditions as like how she's given those goblins that she's had, some of the first time she's given them weapons, she's been extremely nice to them, she's given them names, like she's treated them as normal people.
So since that's happened, she's basically become like a general almost.
Leveled up, I guess?
I think we're talking about like terms of a video game, the specific level requirements to actually use the full capabilities of the item.
Yes.
Okay.
And Einz didn't even know that that was going to happen when he gave them to her.
She's like, because he thought, eh, just summons some low level goblins nobody really cares about.
My human trance, eeeh, whaa.
Because Einz is surprised, but he theorizes that the horn in fact hides a true power that no one has been able to unlock in the Yggdrasil game itself.
Right.
Which is something nobody paid too much attention to.
Because it's like one of those throw away things that you get during those like special events and stuff.
I always secret games where I see, I always know where secrets like that are in the game now, but all the fucking programmers, they just, they sift through the source code.
Yeah.
Of the game and they find everything.
Yeah.
Man.
It's kind of annoying sometimes.
There's no secrets anymore.
No.
Like imagine finding a secret boss in Dark Souls or something no one's ever fought with.
I know, that would be really cool.
But you could because they already-
The code says that-
There is no-
Like you even know whenever they're going to add DLCs and shit.
Oh, they've left this patch open for them.
Yeah, so I'm like man, that takes the mystery out of it.
It does.
So then you have Enri somehow unlocking us, unlocking these special conditions.
The goblin army proves to be more than a match for Barbaro's conscripts and sends them running, saving the village.
Later, Barbaro's army is surrounded by level 41 redcaps.
They're these goblins that wear, literally, redcaps.
But they're not assassins, but they're like-
But on-
High level-
Yeah, special forces.
Like the highest level goblin you could possibly find.
And Lupus Regina, who reveals her intentions of massacring Barbaro's remaining army and himself.
Barbaro attempts to bargain, pointing out that he is the crown prince.
But Lupus Regina is unconcerned, pointing out that he is not necessary for Ainz's plans anymore.
With that weird save smile and she just kills him.
Damn.
That's all the episode ends to, is that you just see him die.
Just don't kill me, please.
He's banging and crying and-
Oh.
Next episode is called Massacre.
Fuck.
It went from an assembly of war to a battle to a massacre.
Yes.
We're at a massacre now.
So we have Xurkniv reveals to his advisors that he plans to have Ainz cast the first stone in the upcoming war.
In order to truly gauge his strength and to reveal the threat he poses to the world.
Hoping to use that and have the Riesti's kingdom realize the necessity of an alliance.
The Bahru's empire is 60,000 strong army, consists of well-trained knights.
While the kingdom's army is 240,000 strong, but consists mainly of average people.
Conscripts over trained soldiers.
Well, that's the worst.
Yes.
So you have Gazof and Marquis Raven at the front lines.
And Gazof has been given the four treasures of the kingdom, which are the, basically the armor and then a sword.
Called Razor's Edge.
And it's a adamantite armor, which is like highest tier armor that this world has.
It's not a world class item or anything like that.
Just like one of the highest they can get.
And a magic sword called Razor's Edge that can cut through basically anything like butter.
That's what they say.
Gauntlets of Endurance that provide endless stamina and the amulet of immortality that provides regeneration.
Those are the four.
Endless stamina, huh?
Yeah.
A man who loves fucking couldn't really use that.
So you have Ainz.
He approaches the front lines with his army of death knights.
But he proceeds to cast a super tier spell.
Whenever he goes to go cast it, he's like, oh, so there are no other players here.
Because whenever you cast super tier magic, you're the first one targeted.
So it was a way to root out any players that would have been in this world at this point.
Because most of the players would automatically go for him and they didn't.
So he casts the spell.
Is this a giant fist coming down, spraking everybody?
Yeah.
So he goes to go cast the spell.
And on realizing the danger that Ainz poses, Marquis Raven and Gazef attempt to issue an order of retreat.
But Phil's to do so in time.
So they see this gigantic spill go into the sky with bright white light before the spells even cast completely.
And you got Marquis Raven again.
It's like, oh, fuck, we're done for.
Retreat, retreat.
And they have 240,000 people.
I was like, fuck this shit.
We're gone.
So the left flank of the knight's army, sorry, the kingdom's army consists of 70,000 men.
They all charge as Ainz cast his spell.
It's called Blashub Nigurath, was the name of the spell.
In the trailer for You Don't Fucked Up.
Which slaughters the entire left flank of 70,000.
Salsran, huh?
And proceeds to sacrifice them to summon five massive monsters called the Dark Young.
Which are like these goats that he calls baby goats with gigantic mouths.
Like a metal band.
The Dark Young.
Yes.
Who he directs towards the kingdom's army to literally crush them underfoot.
Because they're gigantic.
And he wants them all to clap because he's set a new record after the game.
That the most that anybody has ever summoned before was three.
And he summoned five.
He's like, clap for my greatness.
What are his minions?
Why are we clapping for?
All the people that are part of the Baharuth empire, they're like, oh, they're clapping real fast.
And they just start scattering.
So you have Gazzeth attempts to fight back against these goats.
These, the Dark Young.
But the Dark Young proved to be way too unstoppable.
Until Ainz walks onto the battlefield and approaches Gazzeth directly.
And asks him to become his subordinate in exchange for calling off the Dark Young.
Gazzeth refuses, even as Ainz until tries to goad him into it.
And just as Ainz is about to continue the massacre.
Gazzeth challenges Ainz to a duel.
Hi, Summon.
Fuck agree.
What if I just had like a deck of like fifty.
That's all I, one full turn and I lose the next turn because I can't summon another card.
Pretty much, yeah.
There's nothing to do.
So then we go into the final episode of the season, which is called PvP.
Player versus player.
But he's not a player, is he?
No, but he's teaching them how to be a player versus player.
So you have Gazzeth challenging Ainz.
Despite knowing that he has no chance of winning.
What if he just poked him in the eye and Ainz is like, oh, fuck bro.
You thought that would be funny.
And Ainz accepts the duel.
Before fighting, Ainz examines Gazzeth's sword to reveal that he has unknown properties.
And despite being imbued with lesser amounts of mana, it is able to harm him and possibly kill him.
You got three levels of mana.
So he basically tells Gazzeth, this sword could kill me.
He just fucking swigged me.
I should probably should have told you that.
Well, I don't think he really cares too much.
The duel begins.
Clime, which is the retainer for the princess, Reneer, is asked to be the starter of the duel
and asks if he can use a magic bill as the sign to start.
Ainz agrees.
As soon as Clime rings the bill, Ainz casks.
He casts time stop magic.
So it's nothing going on, just him moving.
Just Ainz alone.
He uses an instant death spell to kill Gazzeth during the stopped time.
He calls off the dark young afterwards out of respect for Gazzeth, but warns Brain that if the kingdom
refuses to surrender, then there will be a rampage through the capital.
So basically, from Brain Unglosses, which is the guy that ran from Shaltier, and Clime, the retainer for Reneer,
when you have them witnessing the fight between Gazzeth and Ainzul'Gon in this duel,
it literally happens in a blink of an eye.
And Gazzeth is dead.
So one minute he's standing, the next he's hunching over the arm of Ainzul'Gon,
because he caught him from actually falling.
Don't you boo, don't you worry.
So to them it just happened instantaneously.
But to Ainz, he stopped time and killed him within 45 hours later.
For fun.
Just, you're dead now.
So, he is Yrkniv, at this point, the emperor.
He is informed about Ainz's power, much to his horror.
He's like, oh, fuck, 70,000 people.
He's like, I thought he was going to be like five. Fuck.
Like he's about to have a heart attack.
You can't deal with it.
The king and the nobles of the kingdom, at this point, are terrified as a result,
and have no choice but to give up Yranto, as per Ainz's demands.
So he eventually gets Yranto anyway.
Brain and Clime believe that Gazzeth's useless attempt to fight Ainz was a way to help them learn more about him,
to set up their defenses, and Brain vows to become better than Gazzeth.
Where he's like, oh, you died before we could fight again, huh, bro?
He's like, okay.
He's like, I'm not going to let you go out that way. I'll get stronger than you.
Then you have Ainz. He arrives in Yranto, at a large procession.
But all the people hide inside out of fear, because they see this gigantic army of just undead walking into Yranto.
I imagine they're running through, right?
Right.
And they're like, there's no noise in the town. You just hear like a...
Like a...
And how do you say...
Well, we don't have booze, but we do have this.
A child attempts to throw a rock at Ainz.
Now, you ain't no little mother...
But the sign of disrespect...
The sign of disrespect has Albedo attempt to execute him, right then and there.
So Albedo brings up this gigantic black axe, and he's like, how dare you throw a rock.
So you're ready to behead the little kid?
And it does like two...
The rock did like five points of damage.
I was like, ow!
They're like, God dang!
But the kid is saved by Momon.
Momon appears, the Black Raven Knight.
Momon, played by Pandora's actor, is enlisted by Ainz to act as a city representative and law enforcer.
This is revealed to be part of Demiurge's plan in order to find and kill any enemies that the humans will rally under Momon, while Momon serves Ainz.
So he uses that doppelganger to imitate him.
Or his counterpart, I guess, in the town.
So that way they're seen together.
But they're not like, connected.
Yes, exactly.
The guardians once more, they once more pledge their fidelity to Ainz as the sorcerer king at this point.
And he declares it to be the founding of the sorcerer kingdom.
Because he asks them, so I'm king now of this kingdom, what should I be called?
And they start randomly coming up with different names for him, the floor guardians.
So like you have one, I'm saying, beautiful king.
And then another one, warrior king.
Which of course is coca-cola-itis, since he's a warrior.
No, sorry, he's the one that comes up with sorcerer king.
Which makes the most sense, because he says...
It's like, we shall name you sorcerer king since you use magic.
It's like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
He just doesn't have the right name.
Exactly. But the rest of it's like, ah, the beautiful king.
It's like, what the fuck?
Gracious king? Like just random shit that nobody cares about?
The one that's like all warrior and straffled?
Sorcerer king.
I wish, if it was me, I would have had a character that was a counterbalance to me.
Yeah.
So they're all super loyal, right?
I have a character that's loyal, but honest.
So they're all saying, like, beautiful king, sorcerer king.
Like, you're a bitch.
Well, the one that does talk to him kind of like that is Pandora's actor.
Where Pandora's actor actually questions him and wants to know more.
Since Ainz created him as the NPC in the game of Idrissil,
that was the only character that Ainz had actually created.
So as his creation, he does ask him questions.
He's the one that also addresses like a Nazi general.
It's always your child that questions you.
Steve pretty much.
But that is how we actually end season three.
With Nazis?
Well, with the Nazi character playing Momon, yes.
Is the series over?
One more season.
But I mean, like, the series over or?
No, it's still being written.
It's light novels mostly.
Light novels, huh?
What's the difference from novels?
Light novels are not as...
So it's not like a Harry Potter thick book.
So Harry Potter 4 has a thick bitch.
Jesus.
That was a thick bitch with three Cs.
A thick bitch.
Three Cs on each.
Like one, two, and three, right?
But then four came out.
I was like, that's a thick door right there.
But any questions or anything about it?
When can I debut my dumb version?
We can do that.
Oh, man.
We can do voiceovers.
That's cool.
I'll show you the anime and then you can do your voiceovers for it.
But we will talk to you guys on the next one.
Adios.