1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,600 Hello and welcome back to the podcast. 2 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:16,800 I'm Michael and we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and not 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,480 enough movies, games, comic books, anime and more weekly. 4 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,160 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 5 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,600 This is what we are covering tonight. 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:26,480 We got a episode four of Blue Mountain State. 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,480 Season one. 8 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:28,480 Season one. 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,480 I'm dying. 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:30,480 I'm coming off of a cold. 11 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:31,480 I'm dying. 12 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,920 But before we do, like, share and subscribe to the channel. 13 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,720 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble Odyssey and more. 14 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,360 We also have membership tiers on those platforms. 15 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,600 If you'd like to support the channel or you can check out buymeacoffee.com forward slash 16 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,600 Kale podcast. 17 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,600 All right. 18 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:44,600 So it is rivalry. 19 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:49,600 We could in the episodes called rivalry, rivalry, rivalry, rivalry, rivalry. 20 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:54,080 I think this is a big fucking dog. 21 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,080 Sorry. 22 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,080 Rivalry rivalry. 23 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,080 A rile. 24 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,080 I can't. 25 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,080 I honestly can't right now. 26 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,080 Rival rivalry. 27 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,080 Rival re. 28 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,080 Rival re. 29 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,080 Re. 30 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,080 Wait again. 31 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,080 Just say it in Spanish. 32 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,080 Rival re. 33 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:20,240 And it kicks off basically the star quarterback of Blue Mountain State is suspended from the 34 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:25,040 next game, Saturday's game, because he was caught getting a blowjob from a prostitute. 35 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,520 The Dean's like, I can't have this. 36 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,480 There's these coverage and all this scandal. 37 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,600 And like the coach is like, please, he's our star player. 38 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,600 We need him for the game. 39 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,800 It's, it's the rivalry weekend. 40 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:35,800 We have, we need him. 41 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:39,240 And he's like, no, I'm putting my foot down, coach. 42 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:45,200 And so the Dean leaves and the coach is like all mad at the star quarterback and the quarterback's 43 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,560 like, I'm sorry, coach. 44 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,160 Maybe we should, we should pray on this. 45 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,800 And the coach is like, that's a good idea. 46 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:50,800 Let's pray on this. 47 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:56,080 God, could you please make my star quarterback keep his fucking dick in his pants? 48 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,800 Cause Travis is like super like religious type. 49 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,960 Kind of like the Tim Tebow. 50 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,560 And you'll never guess who Travis is actor wise. 51 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,440 It's good old CW Green Arrow. 52 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,440 Really? 53 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,440 Yeah, that's us. 54 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,440 Wow. 55 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,440 It's one of his first roles. 56 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,440 Wow. 57 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,440 Yeah. 58 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:19,040 He went from mad to the green arrow. 59 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,440 To drama green arrow. 60 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,440 Yeah. 61 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:22,440 That's nothing. 62 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,400 The guy who played the ox moran went to one of those soap operas. 63 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,880 Those soaps, like those morning shows on the cable. 64 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:28,880 Yeah. 65 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:29,880 Yeah. 66 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:30,880 Oh my. 67 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:31,880 I saw him one day. 68 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:32,880 I'm like Moran, is that you? 69 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,160 I can't believe it. 70 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:42,480 And so now that Travis is suspended, Moran has to take, go from second string to first 71 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,560 string and he has to lead the team in the next game. 72 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,560 And Moran's like, I cannot do that. 73 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,440 I am not, like he's not equipped to be the lead. 74 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,960 Oh no, the first, not even late, like their first televised game of the season too. 75 00:02:54,960 --> 00:03:00,160 So he can, like all he wants to do is coast as a second string, get laid as often as possible 76 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:04,480 and just, you know, just get by as minimal as he can, like with the bare minimum effort. 77 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,000 So he cannot be the lead right now. 78 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,400 So he's doing his best. 79 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:13,280 Like at one point he asked Craig Shiloh, the running back, like I need you to break my 80 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,280 leg. 81 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,720 Like he comes over to his apartment with a, with a sledgehammer. 82 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:21,560 I need you to take me out misery style and just be my number one fan and crack them a 83 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,560 fucking leg in half. 84 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,400 He's like, you know, I can't do that. 85 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,400 You gotta get together Moran. 86 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,840 You knew one day it was going to be the Moran and Shiloh show. 87 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,840 And today's that day. 88 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:33,000 He's like, yeah, like there's no other way to, you know, like he's trying to like convince 89 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,800 Moran that this is what you got to do. 90 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,200 But Moran's not having it. 91 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:42,480 So he's like, you got to figure out a way to somehow get Travis to be reinstated back 92 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,960 to the starter. 93 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,560 So he goes over to talk to Travis and see what happened. 94 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:53,280 And when he gets to the goat house to talk to Travis, Thad is there and he's basically 95 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,680 like almost like he's making out with Travis. 96 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,520 Like they are that, they are that like they're like looking at each other's eyes and they're 97 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,960 like, they're like humming together, like look at two of these together. 98 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,640 And I'm like, what is weird? 99 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:11,920 Like something about Thad and Travis and like, and like they have like this weird like, I 100 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:16,600 guess symbiotic relationship, not symbiotic, but like, like they're just like that, like 101 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,960 like a bromance kind of like they like synergy. 102 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:23,440 Because he's the head of the defense team and he's the Travis is the head of the offense 103 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,440 team. 104 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,480 So they like the team captains, I guess are like super in sync. 105 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:32,920 And he sees Moran, Travis sees Moran like, oh hey Moran, like he tears him down his eyes. 106 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,640 Who knew a staring contest would get so serious? 107 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:40,400 And Thad leaves and Travis is like, I'm not a bad person for wanting to blow a shot at 108 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,400 me, am I? 109 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,040 And Moran's like, no, no, you're good. 110 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,640 By the way, you know that stripper's name or the hooker's name? 111 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:46,920 Do you think I could talk to her? 112 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,360 He's like, yeah. 113 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:53,920 And so Travis goes to the hooker's house apartment, right? 114 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,600 And it's like some real rundown. 115 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,600 Like you want some crack. 116 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,680 Like the minute you get here, you want some crack. 117 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,720 Like the second you get there, I got all the crack you need. 118 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,120 All right, so we're about to get into some insensitive stuff. 119 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,760 And I apologize for the time it was 2004. 120 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,880 They didn't know any better. 121 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:16,600 But basically the hooker is just a dude in a gold wig. 122 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,320 It's just a black man in a gold wig, right? 123 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,800 And I guess he's transvestite. 124 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,080 No, no, no. 125 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,200 Today he is a woman. 126 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,200 Yes. 127 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,600 If that's what he identifies as, yes. 128 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,600 I 100% whatever. 129 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,960 I don't want to offend anybody. 130 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,960 That's fine. 131 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,920 This podcast offends enough people, isn't it? 132 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,400 I never mean to offend out of... 133 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,400 Out of malice. 134 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,400 Malice. 135 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,320 Out of misinformation by act that I don't know enough. 136 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,240 He's very sheltered from what you would think. 137 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,520 Yeah, like I am a child. 138 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,520 I'm sorry. 139 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:55,520 I respect everybody 100% unless you're a Nazi pedophile. 140 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,280 Unless you be fucking dogs. 141 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,280 B.C.L. 142 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,680 You can be anything else. 143 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,680 You can be everything you want to be. 144 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:05,000 If you like getting your toes licked by a hamster, that's B.C.I. 145 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Never mind. 146 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 That was the weirdest shit I could come up with. 147 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:16,240 You know, I saw a post on TikTok that said like, I know I'm 148 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,680 someone's let their dog go down to them at least once. 149 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,680 And I'm like, you saw that? 150 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:21,680 I was like, what? 151 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,680 That was on Twitter. 152 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:23,680 Weird, huh? 153 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,680 Very. 154 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,800 But anyway, I'll never make fun of you out of like... 155 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,800 Malice. 156 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,800 Malice. 157 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:34,200 Or like, if I do, it's because I don't know, have enough 158 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,840 information, I don't know. 159 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:43,640 So anyway, the hooker, Moran wants to hook her to lie the police and say that she just 160 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,880 got a ride from Travis and not a blood job. 161 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:54,720 And the hooker is like, no, I'm a good Christian woman and I will not lie. 162 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,920 And he's like, you're a hooker, Andy. 163 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:00,240 He's so mad. 164 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,160 So, Moran makes a deal with the hooker. 165 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:10,520 If Shiloh lets the hooker go down on him, she'll recant her story. 166 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:15,720 And he's like, let me see, Shiloh will never go with this, but I'll find a way. 167 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:16,720 So he tries to make... 168 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:17,720 You have to think about it. 169 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,400 Shiloh is like super sheltered. 170 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,040 He's got a girlfriend. 171 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,600 He's super faithful, even though she doesn't give him anything. 172 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:28,760 So there's no way he would ever hook up with a hooker. 173 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,600 So he's like, how do I figure this out? 174 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,600 And so he goes to Shiloh. 175 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:36,800 He's like, so what's the weirdest, what's the wildest thing your friends ever asked 176 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,800 you to do? 177 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,800 What's the craziest thing? 178 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,520 And he's like literally, you ever think about blowjobs and like, does it matter who gives 179 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,560 it to you? 180 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,560 And he's like, what? 181 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:50,600 And he keeps bringing up blowjobs like 10 minutes in the episode, right? 182 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,040 And Shiloh's like, we're going to play poker tonight, right? 183 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,400 And like, yeah, you better stop talking about blowjobs. 184 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,400 You've weirded me out. 185 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,400 Like, he was a weird conversation. 186 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,520 Like, how do you think that he's the one to give him one? 187 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,440 Oh yeah, I guess I would be when he was trying to think in his head. 188 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,080 Like, what the hell are you talking about, bro? 189 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,200 Like, your bros give each other bros jobs, right? 190 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,640 I didn't think about that at the time, but yeah, it could have been what he was thinking 191 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,640 about. 192 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,600 He's like, dude, I don't know. 193 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:19,640 So Brant's like, so yeah, I got this new poker place we can go to. 194 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:20,640 Let's go play poker. 195 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,440 He's like, all right, no more talking about blowjobs though. 196 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,560 You got it, bro. 197 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,760 So they get back to the crack house basically. 198 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:34,040 And Craig's with Shiloh and then all of a sudden Denise pops up and Shiloh's like, yo, 199 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,400 well, what's going on? 200 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,400 He's like, what? 201 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,400 I play poker with my girl. 202 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,000 Like, we're a tag team. 203 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,920 And she's like, Craig, where are we? 204 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,920 I've been offered crack three times when I got here. 205 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:43,920 I'm like, God damn it. 206 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:48,400 Did she just fucking give a crack out at this point? 207 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:55,160 So they go in and instead of like a poker table or anything, because Moran lied, there's 208 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,480 just a romantic table set for two. 209 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,160 Was for the hooker and Shiloh. 210 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:07,000 And so the conversation gets out of hand and Moran's like, all right, this is the hooker 211 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,160 that Travis hooked up with. 212 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:13,000 If you let her go down on you, then she'll work in our story. 213 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Travis back on the team. 214 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Everyone wins. 215 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,400 Like Moran is like, this was my favorite part of version of him. 216 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:23,840 When he is freaking the fuck out, like when he's not in control right, he's like, I got 217 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:24,840 him back. 218 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,240 I gotta fix this. 219 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,640 So of course, Shiloh's like, no, God dang way. 220 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,640 I'm getting a blow job from a hooker. 221 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,640 And then he's like, he'll do it. 222 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:38,040 It's like the knees are like 100% down because she wants to, if Shiloh does well in the football, 223 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,920 goes to the NFL, they make millions, right? 224 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,120 And they're married. 225 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,880 So she's like, she's 100% down with the hooker going down to her boyfriend. 226 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,520 I'm like, well, damn girl. 227 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:53,840 Cause she's like one of those, like a thoroughbred gold diggers. 228 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:54,840 I guess she was. 229 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:55,840 Yeah. 230 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:56,840 Like 100%. 231 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:57,840 Like she does not care. 232 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,480 She's got that ring in that like, no, no prenup. 233 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,120 And so like it's about to happen, right? 234 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,680 Like Shiloh kind of like, like, yeah, we do need Travis, but then at the investment, he 235 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,440 freaks out and he runs away. 236 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:14,760 So Moran is like, what if you went down on Shiloh's girlfriend and the hooker is like, 237 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,760 ew. 238 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:20,600 Cause Ganesh was like, I'll do it for the team. 239 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,920 So that plan is out of the way. 240 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:30,960 So come morning, um, and so next, next morning, uh, the coaches, all right, so we're, we don't 241 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,240 have Travis anymore. 242 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:36,680 So now we have to, uh, we have to rally behind Moran and Moran pops up in front of the huddle. 243 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:43,960 He's like, all right, team, you got really, I'll make sure to lead us to the, it's just, 244 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,760 it was so funny. 245 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,320 He's just like, he cannot do leadership. 246 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:55,600 He is, he is on his fucking last legs and all that stress, that stress is killing it. 247 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,600 Oh man. 248 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,600 It was so funny. 249 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,600 All right. 250 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:06,520 So we paused that because the B plot is so Sammy, Moran's best friend, uh, he's, uh, 251 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,160 the, the, the, the mascot for the goats. 252 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,160 He just, but they have to, they have him, right? 253 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:16,240 The dressed up as a goat and they have another goat, an actual goat named Billy, who's like 254 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,240 the mascot. 255 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:21,600 So it's like mascot and mascot, I guess, or mascot and like something else. 256 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,400 We got like a live mascot or so. 257 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,160 I guess I like kind of like that bulldog, the college team have. 258 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,160 Yeah. 259 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,400 And, but they also have like a bulldog and a person in a bulldog outfit, I guess. 260 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,400 Right. 261 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,400 I don't know that. 262 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,400 I don't know the difference. 263 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,400 It's too mad. 264 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,400 The anthropomorphic one. 265 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,400 Yeah. 266 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,400 The anthropomorphic one. 267 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,400 Yes. 268 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:43,560 So, uh, because it's rivalry weekend, I'm so saying it's fast, so you don't realize 269 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,760 I messed it up, but you know I did. 270 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:52,840 The opposing team, uh, just fucking rolls out in a, like a rate van and they, they try 271 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,920 to give them that to go Billy, but Sammy's like, you ain't taking this guy. 272 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,600 If you're taking Billy, you're taking me too. 273 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,600 And they're like, all right. 274 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,280 So they fucking toss him in the fucking van too. 275 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:04,360 They fucking take him in and Billy back to their hideout. 276 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,840 Here's something weird that only my insane brain would notice. 277 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:16,880 The head cheerleader of the rivalry team has the same like complete, basically design or 278 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:22,320 makeup as the head cheerleader of the home team, the Blue Mountain State. 279 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,360 They have bangs down to their eyebrows. 280 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:33,200 They have a ponytail and a pale white skin, Caucasian and brownish black hair. 281 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,880 The same hairstyle, the same, like the a hundred percent the same look and it was so jarring 282 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:38,880 to me. 283 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:42,040 I'm like, wait, so you're, the cheerleader is different for our team. 284 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,040 Different woman? 285 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,040 Yeah, it's a different woman. 286 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,080 It's just weird that they went with the same like look. 287 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,080 Like it kind of like threw me off. 288 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,880 I'm like, are they sisters from a, well, I don't understand why they look so similar. 289 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,880 Right. 290 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,000 Why, so why do both cheerleaders look alike? 291 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,440 They throw me out, but I kinda, that's what I kept going through my head, but there was 292 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,440 no reason for it. 293 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,880 It could have just been like, maybe it's an inside joke to them. 294 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,880 Yeah. 295 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,880 But they're both cheerleaders looking the same. 296 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:04,880 All right. 297 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:09,200 So they got Billy and Sammy's like, this is ridiculous. 298 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,360 You can't hold us here. 299 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,640 And like we're not, we're holding Billy. 300 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,360 You can leave whenever you want. 301 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,680 You can just go. 302 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:19,160 And then he's like, and like Sammy's like, not leaving. 303 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,520 Like I'm not leaving without Billy. 304 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:26,040 And they go through the newspaper of the BMS newspaper, the Blue Mountain State newspaper. 305 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,320 And they're like, oh, we made the front page. 306 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,720 They're all excited that they made the front page because Billy got stolen. 307 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,120 And Sammy's like, oh, they're talking about me. 308 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,520 And like, you're not even mentioned in page three. 309 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,520 Like there's no mention of Sammy getting kidnapped at all. 310 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,400 And he is fucking furious. 311 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,920 So he goes back to, he just leaves. 312 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,480 Like he goes back to the campus and talks to Moran. 313 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,720 And Moran's like, yo, did you realize I'm, I got kidnapped? 314 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,760 And I'm like, not right now, Sammy, I'm busy. 315 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,480 And so Sammy gets mad. 316 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:01,520 And as he goes through the campus, they're holding a memorial for Billy and there's no 317 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,680 mention of Sammy whatsoever. 318 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,200 He is fucked for the first time. 319 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,600 So he's like, all right, all right, I'll go get that goat back and I'll teach him who's 320 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,600 who. 321 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:16,440 So he goes back, kidnaps the goat, runs down, escapes down the stairs with him. 322 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:21,600 The, the, the, the cheer group on top is chasing him and other cheer groups on bottom chasing 323 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,600 him. 324 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,540 So they kind of corner him at the, like a stairwell, right? 325 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,540 And it's just low enough. 326 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:30,800 So he's like, his plan is to throw Billy over so Billy will run away. 327 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,520 So he tosses Billy over the railing, except Billy has a leash on and he gets caught in 328 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:39,200 the railing and he fucking hangs him to death. 329 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:44,400 And so what became a lighthearted prank has now become, you know, uh, animal cruelty, 330 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,400 basically. 331 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,400 Right. 332 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:53,760 So, so, uh, they, they take Sammy and Billy in the van and as they're, they're all, it's 333 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,600 the, we, we unpause and it's the next morning. 334 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:02,320 Uh, Alex had this little situation that I'm about to throw up, about to leave the team. 335 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,960 Uh, they're having like a rally. 336 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,240 The Dean is having a rally at the, in front of the campus and, uh, the, the van pulls 337 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,600 up, they toss Sam out and the goat, they just toss Billy, just a dead goat. 338 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,640 And then they all freaked the fuck out. 339 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,280 And Sammy's like, it's just a, just a dead goat. 340 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,000 But then he realizes that everyone's watching him. 341 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,560 Like, so he starts pretending to cry. 342 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,600 And they killed Billy. 343 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,120 The Dean's, yeah. 344 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,680 The Dean's starts fucking balling too. 345 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:36,120 Uh, they run, one of the cheerleaders goes to the football players, uh, locker room, 346 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,120 tells them what happened. 347 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,800 So the football players all come out to campus, right? 348 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,800 It's like, oh, they killed them. 349 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Everyone's free. 350 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,800 They killed Billy. 351 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,880 And the coach is like, looks at the Dean like, you know what you need to do to fix this? 352 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,880 We need to trans-pack. 353 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:50,000 And he's like, you got it. 354 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:55,680 And uh, the killing of Billy motivated, uh, this is the fucked up part. 355 00:15:55,680 --> 00:16:02,480 It motivated Shiloh enough to go get a BJ from the hooker in order for her to recant 356 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,580 her story. 357 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:06,660 But it was unnecessary because the coach had killed all the Dean. 358 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,620 So he just got a blowjob for no reason. 359 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:11,080 So Denise tried to stop him cause she overhears the coach. 360 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,080 Yeah. 361 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,080 He's like, no, what are you doing? 362 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,480 And she gets there, right? 363 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:18,560 And, and as she gets there, the hooker's like, go, go to see. 364 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,240 It's just licking her lips off like gothic. 365 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:25,200 She works fast. 366 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,320 So uh, that's basically the whole episode. 367 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,360 The game, I guess they do well in the game. 368 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:36,400 They have a fucking statue in commemoration of Billy with the Dean holding the gun like 369 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,400 a dead like, nah. 370 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:44,960 Like the Dean just made himself in the fucking situation and Sam and, and, and Sam is like 371 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:49,520 in his under his breath, but like he's next to Shiloh and uh, and Moran. 372 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,440 And he's like, I don't know why the Dean's got a statue with father when they killed 373 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,440 the ghost. 374 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,800 And then they both turned him like, what? 375 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,360 And then the Shiloh says something and, uh, and, um, Sam was like, you got blown by a 376 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,360 hooker? 377 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,360 What? 378 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,040 Like they're all like in like their own situation when kind of messed up the end, right? 379 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,040 It was a good episode. 380 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,400 It was like, hang on a second. 381 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,360 You killed the girl, but you got a blowjob. 382 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,360 Like hooker, hooker. 383 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,240 And they were both like, what? 384 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,320 And Moran, Moran was like just elated. 385 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:22,480 Like he was about to vomit on the campus, uh, when they saw the goat dead because of 386 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,720 all the, even more pressure. 387 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,080 But the guy, they say that Travis is back and Travis is like, thank you. 388 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,080 Thank you, Jesus. 389 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:33,400 Like he walks up with his bow and arrows and just his fucking launch of footballs. 390 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,400 So that is episode four of Blue Mountain State. 391 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,720 Who knew? 392 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,880 You would cry from doing air. 393 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,000 I stare in content Moran. 394 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,760 That is the funniest fucking character that whole fucking shelf. 395 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,880 It gets so intense. 396 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,400 Oh God. 397 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:57,720 So that's it for, uh, and tune in next week for episode five. 398 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,720 Cool. 399 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,560 Anything else sad before we head out then? 400 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,880 Uh, respect people and their life choices. 401 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,880 Sure. 402 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,880 We will talk to you guys on the next one. 403 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:12,080 We'll see you soon.