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We got a episode four of Blue Mountain State.
Season one.
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So it is rivalry.
We could in the episodes called rivalry, rivalry, rivalry, rivalry, rivalry.
I think this is a big fucking dog.
Sorry.
Rivalry rivalry.
A rile.
I can't.
I honestly can't right now.
Rival rivalry.
Rival re.
Re.
Wait again.
Just say it in Spanish.
Rival re.
And it kicks off basically the star quarterback of Blue Mountain State is suspended from the
next game, Saturday's game, because he was caught getting a blowjob from a prostitute.
The Dean's like, I can't have this.
There's these coverage and all this scandal.
And like the coach is like, please, he's our star player.
We need him for the game.
It's, it's the rivalry weekend.
We have, we need him.
And he's like, no, I'm putting my foot down, coach.
And so the Dean leaves and the coach is like all mad at the star quarterback and the quarterback's
like, I'm sorry, coach.
Maybe we should, we should pray on this.
And the coach is like, that's a good idea.
Let's pray on this.
God, could you please make my star quarterback keep his fucking dick in his pants?
Cause Travis is like super like religious type.
Kind of like the Tim Tebow.
And you'll never guess who Travis is actor wise.
It's good old CW Green Arrow.
Really?
Yeah, that's us.
Wow.
It's one of his first roles.
Wow.
Yeah.
He went from mad to the green arrow.
To drama green arrow.
Yeah.
That's nothing.
The guy who played the ox moran went to one of those soap operas.
Those soaps, like those morning shows on the cable.
Yeah.
Oh my.
I saw him one day.
I'm like Moran, is that you?
I can't believe it.
And so now that Travis is suspended, Moran has to take, go from second string to first
string and he has to lead the team in the next game.
And Moran's like, I cannot do that.
I am not, like he's not equipped to be the lead.
Oh no, the first, not even late, like their first televised game of the season too.
So he can, like all he wants to do is coast as a second string, get laid as often as possible
and just, you know, just get by as minimal as he can, like with the bare minimum effort.
So he cannot be the lead right now.
So he's doing his best.
Like at one point he asked Craig Shiloh, the running back, like I need you to break my
leg.
Like he comes over to his apartment with a, with a sledgehammer.
I need you to take me out misery style and just be my number one fan and crack them a
fucking leg in half.
He's like, you know, I can't do that.
You gotta get together Moran.
You knew one day it was going to be the Moran and Shiloh show.
And today's that day.
He's like, yeah, like there's no other way to, you know, like he's trying to like convince
Moran that this is what you got to do.
But Moran's not having it.
So he's like, you got to figure out a way to somehow get Travis to be reinstated back
to the starter.
So he goes over to talk to Travis and see what happened.
And when he gets to the goat house to talk to Travis, Thad is there and he's basically
like almost like he's making out with Travis.
Like they are that, they are that like they're like looking at each other's eyes and they're
like, they're like humming together, like look at two of these together.
And I'm like, what is weird?
Like something about Thad and Travis and like, and like they have like this weird like, I
guess symbiotic relationship, not symbiotic, but like, like they're just like that, like
like a bromance kind of like they like synergy.
Because he's the head of the defense team and he's the Travis is the head of the offense
team.
So they like the team captains, I guess are like super in sync.
And he sees Moran, Travis sees Moran like, oh hey Moran, like he tears him down his eyes.
Who knew a staring contest would get so serious?
And Thad leaves and Travis is like, I'm not a bad person for wanting to blow a shot at
me, am I?
And Moran's like, no, no, you're good.
By the way, you know that stripper's name or the hooker's name?
Do you think I could talk to her?
He's like, yeah.
And so Travis goes to the hooker's house apartment, right?
And it's like some real rundown.
Like you want some crack.
Like the minute you get here, you want some crack.
Like the second you get there, I got all the crack you need.
All right, so we're about to get into some insensitive stuff.
And I apologize for the time it was 2004.
They didn't know any better.
But basically the hooker is just a dude in a gold wig.
It's just a black man in a gold wig, right?
And I guess he's transvestite.
No, no, no.
Today he is a woman.
Yes.
If that's what he identifies as, yes.
I 100% whatever.
I don't want to offend anybody.
That's fine.
This podcast offends enough people, isn't it?
I never mean to offend out of...
Out of malice.
Malice.
Out of misinformation by act that I don't know enough.
He's very sheltered from what you would think.
Yeah, like I am a child.
I'm sorry.
I respect everybody 100% unless you're a Nazi pedophile.
Unless you be fucking dogs.
B.C.L.
You can be anything else.
You can be everything you want to be.
If you like getting your toes licked by a hamster, that's B.C.I.
Never mind.
That was the weirdest shit I could come up with.
You know, I saw a post on TikTok that said like, I know I'm
someone's let their dog go down to them at least once.
And I'm like, you saw that?
I was like, what?
That was on Twitter.
Weird, huh?
Very.
But anyway, I'll never make fun of you out of like...
Malice.
Or like, if I do, it's because I don't know, have enough
information, I don't know.
So anyway, the hooker, Moran wants to hook her to lie the police and say that she just
got a ride from Travis and not a blood job.
And the hooker is like, no, I'm a good Christian woman and I will not lie.
And he's like, you're a hooker, Andy.
He's so mad.
So, Moran makes a deal with the hooker.
If Shiloh lets the hooker go down on him, she'll recant her story.
And he's like, let me see, Shiloh will never go with this, but I'll find a way.
So he tries to make...
You have to think about it.
Shiloh is like super sheltered.
He's got a girlfriend.
He's super faithful, even though she doesn't give him anything.
So there's no way he would ever hook up with a hooker.
So he's like, how do I figure this out?
And so he goes to Shiloh.
He's like, so what's the weirdest, what's the wildest thing your friends ever asked
you to do?
What's the craziest thing?
And he's like literally, you ever think about blowjobs and like, does it matter who gives
it to you?
And he's like, what?
And he keeps bringing up blowjobs like 10 minutes in the episode, right?
And Shiloh's like, we're going to play poker tonight, right?
And like, yeah, you better stop talking about blowjobs.
You've weirded me out.
Like, he was a weird conversation.
Like, how do you think that he's the one to give him one?
Oh yeah, I guess I would be when he was trying to think in his head.
Like, what the hell are you talking about, bro?
Like, your bros give each other bros jobs, right?
I didn't think about that at the time, but yeah, it could have been what he was thinking
about.
He's like, dude, I don't know.
So Brant's like, so yeah, I got this new poker place we can go to.
Let's go play poker.
He's like, all right, no more talking about blowjobs though.
You got it, bro.
So they get back to the crack house basically.
And Craig's with Shiloh and then all of a sudden Denise pops up and Shiloh's like, yo,
well, what's going on?
He's like, what?
I play poker with my girl.
Like, we're a tag team.
And she's like, Craig, where are we?
I've been offered crack three times when I got here.
I'm like, God damn it.
Did she just fucking give a crack out at this point?
So they go in and instead of like a poker table or anything, because Moran lied, there's
just a romantic table set for two.
Was for the hooker and Shiloh.
And so the conversation gets out of hand and Moran's like, all right, this is the hooker
that Travis hooked up with.
If you let her go down on you, then she'll work in our story.
Travis back on the team.
Everyone wins.
Like Moran is like, this was my favorite part of version of him.
When he is freaking the fuck out, like when he's not in control right, he's like, I got
him back.
I gotta fix this.
So of course, Shiloh's like, no, God dang way.
I'm getting a blow job from a hooker.
And then he's like, he'll do it.
It's like the knees are like 100% down because she wants to, if Shiloh does well in the football,
goes to the NFL, they make millions, right?
And they're married.
So she's like, she's 100% down with the hooker going down to her boyfriend.
I'm like, well, damn girl.
Cause she's like one of those, like a thoroughbred gold diggers.
I guess she was.
Yeah.
Like 100%.
Like she does not care.
She's got that ring in that like, no, no prenup.
And so like it's about to happen, right?
Like Shiloh kind of like, like, yeah, we do need Travis, but then at the investment, he
freaks out and he runs away.
So Moran is like, what if you went down on Shiloh's girlfriend and the hooker is like,
ew.
Cause Ganesh was like, I'll do it for the team.
So that plan is out of the way.
So come morning, um, and so next, next morning, uh, the coaches, all right, so we're, we don't
have Travis anymore.
So now we have to, uh, we have to rally behind Moran and Moran pops up in front of the huddle.
He's like, all right, team, you got really, I'll make sure to lead us to the, it's just,
it was so funny.
He's just like, he cannot do leadership.
He is, he is on his fucking last legs and all that stress, that stress is killing it.
Oh man.
It was so funny.
All right.
So we paused that because the B plot is so Sammy, Moran's best friend, uh, he's, uh,
the, the, the, the mascot for the goats.
He just, but they have to, they have him, right?
The dressed up as a goat and they have another goat, an actual goat named Billy, who's like
the mascot.
So it's like mascot and mascot, I guess, or mascot and like something else.
We got like a live mascot or so.
I guess I like kind of like that bulldog, the college team have.
Yeah.
And, but they also have like a bulldog and a person in a bulldog outfit, I guess.
Right.
I don't know that.
I don't know the difference.
It's too mad.
The anthropomorphic one.
Yeah.
The anthropomorphic one.
Yes.
So, uh, because it's rivalry weekend, I'm so saying it's fast, so you don't realize
I messed it up, but you know I did.
The opposing team, uh, just fucking rolls out in a, like a rate van and they, they try
to give them that to go Billy, but Sammy's like, you ain't taking this guy.
If you're taking Billy, you're taking me too.
And they're like, all right.
So they fucking toss him in the fucking van too.
They fucking take him in and Billy back to their hideout.
Here's something weird that only my insane brain would notice.
The head cheerleader of the rivalry team has the same like complete, basically design or
makeup as the head cheerleader of the home team, the Blue Mountain State.
They have bangs down to their eyebrows.
They have a ponytail and a pale white skin, Caucasian and brownish black hair.
The same hairstyle, the same, like the a hundred percent the same look and it was so jarring
to me.
I'm like, wait, so you're, the cheerleader is different for our team.
Different woman?
Yeah, it's a different woman.
It's just weird that they went with the same like look.
Like it kind of like threw me off.
I'm like, are they sisters from a, well, I don't understand why they look so similar.
Right.
Why, so why do both cheerleaders look alike?
They throw me out, but I kinda, that's what I kept going through my head, but there was
no reason for it.
It could have just been like, maybe it's an inside joke to them.
Yeah.
But they're both cheerleaders looking the same.
All right.
So they got Billy and Sammy's like, this is ridiculous.
You can't hold us here.
And like we're not, we're holding Billy.
You can leave whenever you want.
You can just go.
And then he's like, and like Sammy's like, not leaving.
Like I'm not leaving without Billy.
And they go through the newspaper of the BMS newspaper, the Blue Mountain State newspaper.
And they're like, oh, we made the front page.
They're all excited that they made the front page because Billy got stolen.
And Sammy's like, oh, they're talking about me.
And like, you're not even mentioned in page three.
Like there's no mention of Sammy getting kidnapped at all.
And he is fucking furious.
So he goes back to, he just leaves.
Like he goes back to the campus and talks to Moran.
And Moran's like, yo, did you realize I'm, I got kidnapped?
And I'm like, not right now, Sammy, I'm busy.
And so Sammy gets mad.
And as he goes through the campus, they're holding a memorial for Billy and there's no
mention of Sammy whatsoever.
He is fucked for the first time.
So he's like, all right, all right, I'll go get that goat back and I'll teach him who's
who.
So he goes back, kidnaps the goat, runs down, escapes down the stairs with him.
The, the, the, the cheer group on top is chasing him and other cheer groups on bottom chasing
him.
So they kind of corner him at the, like a stairwell, right?
And it's just low enough.
So he's like, his plan is to throw Billy over so Billy will run away.
So he tosses Billy over the railing, except Billy has a leash on and he gets caught in
the railing and he fucking hangs him to death.
And so what became a lighthearted prank has now become, you know, uh, animal cruelty,
basically.
Right.
So, so, uh, they, they take Sammy and Billy in the van and as they're, they're all, it's
the, we, we unpause and it's the next morning.
Uh, Alex had this little situation that I'm about to throw up, about to leave the team.
Uh, they're having like a rally.
The Dean is having a rally at the, in front of the campus and, uh, the, the van pulls
up, they toss Sam out and the goat, they just toss Billy, just a dead goat.
And then they all freaked the fuck out.
And Sammy's like, it's just a, just a dead goat.
But then he realizes that everyone's watching him.
Like, so he starts pretending to cry.
And they killed Billy.
The Dean's, yeah.
The Dean's starts fucking balling too.
Uh, they run, one of the cheerleaders goes to the football players, uh, locker room,
tells them what happened.
So the football players all come out to campus, right?
It's like, oh, they killed them.
Everyone's free.
They killed Billy.
And the coach is like, looks at the Dean like, you know what you need to do to fix this?
We need to trans-pack.
And he's like, you got it.
And uh, the killing of Billy motivated, uh, this is the fucked up part.
It motivated Shiloh enough to go get a BJ from the hooker in order for her to recant
her story.
But it was unnecessary because the coach had killed all the Dean.
So he just got a blowjob for no reason.
So Denise tried to stop him cause she overhears the coach.
Yeah.
He's like, no, what are you doing?
And she gets there, right?
And, and as she gets there, the hooker's like, go, go to see.
It's just licking her lips off like gothic.
She works fast.
So uh, that's basically the whole episode.
The game, I guess they do well in the game.
They have a fucking statue in commemoration of Billy with the Dean holding the gun like
a dead like, nah.
Like the Dean just made himself in the fucking situation and Sam and, and, and Sam is like
in his under his breath, but like he's next to Shiloh and uh, and Moran.
And he's like, I don't know why the Dean's got a statue with father when they killed
the ghost.
And then they both turned him like, what?
And then the Shiloh says something and, uh, and, um, Sam was like, you got blown by a
hooker?
What?
Like they're all like in like their own situation when kind of messed up the end, right?
It was a good episode.
It was like, hang on a second.
You killed the girl, but you got a blowjob.
Like hooker, hooker.
And they were both like, what?
And Moran, Moran was like just elated.
Like he was about to vomit on the campus, uh, when they saw the goat dead because of
all the, even more pressure.
But the guy, they say that Travis is back and Travis is like, thank you.
Thank you, Jesus.
Like he walks up with his bow and arrows and just his fucking launch of footballs.
So that is episode four of Blue Mountain State.
Who knew?
You would cry from doing air.
I stare in content Moran.
That is the funniest fucking character that whole fucking shelf.
It gets so intense.
Oh God.
So that's it for, uh, and tune in next week for episode five.
Cool.
Anything else sad before we head out then?
Uh, respect people and their life choices.
Sure.
We will talk to you guys on the next one.
We'll see you soon.