1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,720 Hello and welcome to Reddit Insanity number 32. 2 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:19,240 Alright, I got a few more retail and some to the affect ups. 3 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,240 Retail? 4 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,920 That wakes you up early. 5 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:22,920 Yeah. 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,600 The anger starts boiling. 7 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,600 What? 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,600 Target. 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,760 Pit of despair. 10 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,280 This one is by Azarick. 11 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,840 So you're waiting for an overlord? 12 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,840 Exactly. 13 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,800 Which we'll be talking about tomorrow when you're listening to this. 14 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:43,120 Alright, so this person pits, I used to work at one of the big electronic stores. 15 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,360 I used to wear blue shirts if that helps. 16 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,360 Best buy. 17 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,240 That was easy. 18 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:53,400 We have two entrances and we are using one for the entrance and one for the exit. 19 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,880 I was one of the managers. 20 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,800 I was dealing with the front of the store, transactions and customer questions. 21 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,760 Well, they are purchasing things. 22 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:06,000 Oh, and I don't know if you, if I told you yet, but it was Black Friday. 23 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 So I got me great. 24 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,800 One of the greatest battles in retail. 25 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,920 I think it's Black Friday. 26 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:15,020 So I have a customer come through the exit and storm up to the desk. 27 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:19,000 He plopped a 50 inch TV that looked like a shotgun blast and went through it multiple 28 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 times. 29 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Jesus. 30 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,680 He throws the receipt at me and says he wants a refund. 31 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,800 In the process of looking at the television, I inspected the receipt that was five years 32 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,800 old. 33 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,800 Five years? 34 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,120 Like five years to the month. 35 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,800 He has a receipt from, I don't have a receipt from five days ago. 36 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,120 Is that one from five years ago? 37 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,240 After arguing and expecting us to return it and then threatening my 18 year old female 38 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,800 customer service associate, I had to call the cops. 39 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,360 They came in and I explained the situation and then they explained the situation saying 40 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:52,280 that they won't move out of the store without a refund. 41 00:01:52,280 --> 00:02:02,800 In the end, they started getting aggressive now and slamming his fist onto the already 42 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,800 broken television. 43 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,920 He caught a piece in his hand and started bleeding. 44 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:07,920 Jesus. 45 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,360 I asked if he wanted first aid. 46 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,160 He called the ambulance and they treated him on site. 47 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,860 After they treated him, my customer service associate decided to press charges and she 48 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:18,800 didn't feel safe around the guy. 49 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,280 Not only did he get arrested for trespassing, but he still didn't leave. 50 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,640 He got a restraining order. 51 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,560 Jesus Christ, man. 52 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,560 Just take a hit. 53 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:31,560 You cannot get a refund on a five year old electronic device that you, I guess, shot 54 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,640 up while you were fucking drunk or something. 55 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,640 Exactly. 56 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:36,640 And only a 50 inch TV. 57 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:37,640 They're not even that expensive. 58 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:42,040 It's a principle of the matter apparently. 59 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,040 It's always a principle with some of these people. 60 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,040 Nice. 61 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,800 Next one is by Valentine's Star. 62 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,560 For some bits, some context. 63 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,920 I used to work at a store that specializes in accessories. 64 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:56,320 We had a buy three get three deal on hair accessories and jewelry. 65 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,320 Buy three get three. 66 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,320 That's a good deal. 67 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,320 Yeah. 68 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,320 Gotta emphasize this. 69 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,640 It was an exclusive. 70 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,760 It was exclusive to jewelry and hair accessories. 71 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,600 It's also pretty important to note that the store was incredibly understaffed and I was 72 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,120 there by myself on our busiest days. 73 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,120 Welcome to retail. 74 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,120 What do you mean? 75 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,120 It's like a rare thing. 76 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,120 Understaffed. 77 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,120 We're always understaffed. 78 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:23,240 It was a small store, but that was still super overwhelming and stressful. 79 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:27,640 Usually on those days, I have a hard time focusing on any one thing and I can't keep 80 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,640 it. 81 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:33,560 I'd keep interaction with customers to a minimum because I was bouncing around the store trying 82 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,760 to do a dozen different things at once. 83 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,480 I imagine there are some people here who can relate. 84 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:42,340 It's like no shit Sherlock on me. 85 00:03:42,340 --> 00:03:45,000 This started on one of those days. 86 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,320 I was there alone on a Saturday, like usual. 87 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,680 I was busy and juggling a lot of different things. 88 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:54,440 This woman and two girls who I'm assuming were her granddaughters or something. 89 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,080 I wasn't paying much attention until they. 90 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:02,320 Because I knocked on you, huh? 91 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:06,880 What the fuck was that? 92 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,560 Let me know what it was for a second. 93 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,680 What the fuck? 94 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,120 All right. 95 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,880 The woman and her two girls. 96 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,040 I'm assuming they were her granddaughters come in. 97 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,840 I wasn't paying much attention until they were ready to check out. 98 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,200 And this is a very important to keep in mind. 99 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:28,240 They didn't approach me or ask me for any help while they were there shopping. 100 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,480 They had four accessories and two pop sockets. 101 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,600 I checked them out and they were headed out. 102 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,600 Normal transition and my day continues. 103 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,880 I was at work the next day. 104 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,480 The woman from the day before came in. 105 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,480 I greeted her, not really recognizing her until she walked up to me and told me that 106 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,600 she had been there yesterday. 107 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:50,920 She told me she had looked at her receipt from the day that the from the other day that 108 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:55,880 day and realized that the total was higher than she expected it to be. 109 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,740 She says she didn't get a discount. 110 00:04:57,740 --> 00:05:00,720 She thought she was supposed to and then pulled out her receipt. 111 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:05,280 I looked it over and told her that the deal only applies to her accessories and jewelry 112 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,320 and that pop sockets aren't included in the deal. 113 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,320 Tells a pop socket. 114 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:12,480 Those things that go on the back of phones that you can hold on to it with. 115 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,760 Those stupid, those stupid. 116 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,000 Let's be honest, they're stupid. 117 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,560 And honestly, I feel like I should have just gone without saying. 118 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,000 Pop sockets are phone accessories. 119 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 They're not something you wear on your body. 120 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,360 And there were a ton of signs around the store that said buy three and get three hair and 121 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,360 jewelry. 122 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,360 Okay, buy them. 123 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,360 Pops them like they're gone or titties. 124 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,240 But I suggest you buy two or one. 125 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,960 One for each fucking number. 126 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:43,600 The signs didn't just say accessories or imply anything else would be included. 127 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,720 So I'm getting a little annoyed, but obviously not saying anything. 128 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:51,960 I apologize to her as you're always required to do in situations where the customer feels 129 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,600 even slightly unhappy. 130 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,240 And she looks me in the eye and says, you need to tell people that. 131 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:01,840 Bitch, I can't teach you to read. 132 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:06,840 Keep in mind, not only was I really too busy to pay attention to the one family while they 133 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:10,880 were shopping, but this woman hadn't asked me any questions about the deal. 134 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:15,880 She also didn't say anything when she was checking out and when she told was told her 135 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,240 total what her total was. 136 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:22,160 She apparently couldn't be bothered to notice that her total of what it was until the next 137 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,400 day. 138 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:28,360 She looks me dead in the eye and tells me several more times that she before she left 139 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,880 that I need to tell people that. 140 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:37,240 I get that this woman was annoyed that she spent more money than she wanted to, but I 141 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,960 was still getting pretty annoyed as well. 142 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960 So fucking pop socket. 143 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:40,960 How much could it be? 144 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,960 A couple of dollars. 145 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,960 Exactly. 146 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,960 I'm real fucking confused. 147 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,760 Of why she even came back? 148 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,080 Yeah, like I thought it was buy three get three. 149 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,680 If she only bought three items to begin with. 150 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:52,680 So what? 151 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,920 Well, she bought a total of six apparently, but she thought the two pop sockets would 152 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:57,920 be included in that. 153 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:58,920 Well, she was wrong. 154 00:06:58,920 --> 00:06:59,920 Exactly. 155 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:05,400 So what she expected me to read her mind and know what she was going to tell her that she 156 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,960 was going to get a discount. 157 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:07,960 More of the story. 158 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,320 Pay attention to your total while you're shopping. 159 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:14,280 Read signs and ask retail employees questions about discounts so you can buy the right things 160 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:18,400 instead of getting mad and stressed out minimum wage workers and lecturing them about how 161 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,400 to do their job. 162 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,440 Also, pop sockets aren't jewelry. 163 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,440 You're asking too much from people. 164 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,660 I got the animal too much for them. 165 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:31,240 And it's never going to it's never going to go into their brains at all. 166 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,160 It's never going to disseminate into their brains whatsoever. 167 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,160 Or can. 168 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,160 No. 169 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,520 Next one is by texture workshop. 170 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,200 It's person bits. 171 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,900 This happened over 20 years ago. 172 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:41,900 How did I get this old? 173 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:42,900 I've had those feelings. 174 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:46,360 I just bubbles up in your fucking soul. 175 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,440 What late night I got. 176 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,080 I was an assistant manager at a craft store. 177 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,640 Our Halloween merchandise included costumes. 178 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,920 The store doesn't sell them anymore. 179 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,900 I can totally understand why not. 180 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,800 They were always a mess. 181 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,720 We had the usual return policies. 182 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,360 You need a receipt purchased within 30 days. 183 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,160 Things must be in their original packaging. 184 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,340 But our manager was trying to enforce the new one. 185 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:11,480 So you think I can return condoms if I put them back in the. 186 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,960 They're used right with their back of the package. 187 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,320 Would that still count? 188 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,120 Well according to their policies. 189 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,120 Probably wouldn't. 190 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,120 I kind of want to test that one day. 191 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:25,640 Just like a pack of 10 condoms and burn through them all and put them all back in the package. 192 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:26,640 Seal them back. 193 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,640 Put them in the box. 194 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:28,640 I return these condoms. 195 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,640 There you go. 196 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 They open up the condoms. 197 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,640 They're all. 198 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,640 Maybe I shouldn't do that. 199 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,640 That would be like really. 200 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,640 Helpful like sexual harassment. 201 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,640 Yeah. 202 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,640 They're touching on my fluid system. 203 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:37,640 You'd have the police up there in a heartbeat. 204 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,640 Yeah. 205 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,640 They would fucking arrest me. 206 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:45,760 You try to return used condoms you son of a bitch. 207 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,120 So the manager was trying to enforce a new one. 208 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,440 No returns on holiday merchandise within seven days of the holiday. 209 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,760 Because this was a new policy. 210 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:57,880 There were signs that every register and flyers were put in bags at checkout. 211 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:58,880 Damn. 212 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,640 They're legit with their policies. 213 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,900 We had a rock star for a head cashier. 214 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:04,900 She could handle anything. 215 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:09,880 But some customers just have to be just have to talk to a manager. 216 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:10,880 Rock star. 217 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:15,920 I come to her register when called because she has an issue with a customer trying to 218 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,080 return an item. 219 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,640 The item is a costume. 220 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,640 There is no receipt. 221 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,780 There is no packaging. 222 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:24,440 Just a crumpled ball of cheap fabric tossed into one of the bags. 223 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:28,160 I run through the issues knowing full well that she already heard all of this from the 224 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,600 head cashier. 225 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,920 Our customer isn't taking no for an answer. 226 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:37,000 Finally, I get to the point that this is two days before Halloween and we are no longer 227 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,400 taking returns on Halloween merchandise. 228 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,360 She asks why. 229 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,480 Silly me. 230 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:46,440 I think this is a sane individual and take the time to explain to her our aggressive 231 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:50,760 clearance policy on seasonal merchandise and that there was no way that we would be able 232 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,560 to sell it before Halloween. 233 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:58,000 She thinks this is an opening to explain that we will surely be able to sell the costume 234 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:04,000 for out of our five children have worn it and absolutely loved it. 235 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,920 She doesn't explain why her youngest is refusing to wear it. 236 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:12,520 But the fact that the other kids did surely shows that this costume. 237 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:16,920 It surely shows what a good costume it is and that there will be no problem selling 238 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:17,920 it in the next two days. 239 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:22,040 Why didn't they wear it then if the fifth one didn't want it? 240 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,040 Here's the thing though. 241 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,360 I take a moment, gather my thoughts and ask. 242 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,760 So you are saying that you have had this costume for years. 243 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,720 Oh, I guess so. 244 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,880 And that it was a hand-me-down. 245 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,120 And that it has been worn no less than four times. 246 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:40,680 Because the fifth child is refusing to wear it, you think you should be able to return 247 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,080 it and thus take it back. 248 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,080 Jesus. 249 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:47,920 She shook her head enthusiastically thinking she was finally making some progress. 250 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:52,240 He generally offered her directions to the secondhand store down the street. 251 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,000 I know I got off easy. 252 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,480 There are a lot more crazy out there in retail. 253 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,960 But she was the most delusional customer I have ever had. 254 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,520 And always think of her and her son every Halloween. 255 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,520 That is pretty wild. 256 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,640 So this is basically a family heirloom. 257 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,640 Pretty much. 258 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,240 The fifth child did not want it. 259 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,840 And she is trying to return it now because they don't want to wear it. 260 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,840 That is wild. 261 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,640 That thing must have been through the washing machine. 262 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,000 Oh my god. 263 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,280 They live a whole life out there. 264 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,440 So already that's two stories now. 265 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,480 A guy that wants to return a TV after five years. 266 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:28,920 And a woman that wants to return a how after like a whole generation of children. 267 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:29,920 Yes. 268 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:30,920 It's like damn. 269 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:31,920 Jesus Christ. 270 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,600 And it could have been multiple wears too. 271 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,480 Like until it stopped fitting and then the next week he got it. 272 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,400 The one right after him got it. 273 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,400 Isn't that crazy? 274 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,440 Next person is Middle Finger Monday. 275 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,440 Middle Finger Monday. 276 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,360 Oh man it's Monday tomorrow. 277 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,360 God dang it. 278 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,960 It's first in bits. 279 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,720 It's Monday today. 280 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,520 I had a job in a tack and feed store. 281 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,520 You know what those are? 282 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,520 Tack and feed? 283 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,520 Yeah. 284 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,520 That's tractor supply and stuff like that. 285 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,520 Oh the actual. 286 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,520 No. 287 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,520 It was. 288 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,520 I'm a city boy. 289 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,520 Well they have them in the city. 290 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:15,280 I'm a close the closet and say I'm a bubble city boy. 291 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:19,880 The feed people there usually the few farmers and the housewives raising chickens. 292 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:24,920 The tack people well horse people are obnoxious and entitled as a species. 293 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,280 So this is the side of the story you're going to hear about. 294 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,280 Oh shit. 295 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,280 It was a Saturday. 296 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,280 Drama. 297 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,320 It was a Saturday in the morning in the spring. 298 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:37,720 The people who do the horse thing are keeping us busy with their show season starting. 299 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:41,720 Kind of like those trade show type things for horses and stuff like that. 300 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:45,760 I was going to the fair and we were going to the I guess my uncle really likes like 301 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,120 you know he's a bit of a rustic type. 302 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:53,440 And we were going to the barn I guess or the whatever I don't know where it was like just 303 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,240 a fair play like the holding for the horses. 304 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:04,720 And it was me and two cousins no three cousins my aunt and my uncle. 305 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,640 They're not they wasn't like step aunt or anything like aunt in law. 306 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,200 It was brother and sister aunt and uncle. 307 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,320 They both had their own kids. 308 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,360 My uncle had his two his son and daughter. 309 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,960 My aunt had her son and it was just me. 310 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,480 My mom gave me some money and we went to the fair. 311 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:23,440 It went to the fun we went to the whatever horse holding. 312 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:29,800 And one of these horses had an erection like a baseball bat. 313 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,680 I'll never forget I like God. 314 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:36,800 Look like a little like a log just attached to his leg. 315 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,400 I killed a man with that thing. 316 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:45,080 I won't tell you about that story that's come up not too long ago. 317 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,080 I'm good. 318 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,080 I'm good. 319 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,080 That exactly. 320 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:56,240 So that's I know it's like I don't know anything and I'm happy for it. 321 00:13:56,240 --> 00:14:01,520 It comes in comes a early 90s version of a Karen with her two kids. 322 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,560 Oh fuck. 323 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,720 She had one of those big ass satellite phones. 324 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,720 It was a page zero. 325 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,480 It could be one of those big ass satellite phones. 326 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:15,520 First time I'd ever seen one and was dressed head to toe and DK NY. 327 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:21,280 That brand that used to exist Jesus Karen immediately started shouting that she must 328 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:28,320 have a job for her boots for her younger girl and hunter boots for her older one. 329 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:33,360 I hustle over to over there to help her find the sizes and she says that these aren't real 330 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,360 leather. 331 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,040 Well, they actually are. 332 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:41,740 But whatever Karen then goes on a tirade about how this store wasn't a tax store and she 333 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:47,360 needs these items now and they needed to be better quality because they had traveled all 334 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:54,000 the way from further away in a different state for her kids show the kids forgot their boots. 335 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,760 So I helped them get the boots but we didn't have the exact sizes for the younger girl. 336 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:04,400 She demanded that I give her the larger boots free because they were ill stocked 30 years 337 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:12,160 later I remember that exact quote like that. 338 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:24,560 Something about it just almost like a level that is like almost in your reptile brain. 339 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,840 The true Karen word. 340 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:31,520 Yeah, like that's a way he'll start this dude looked at her because the old stock means 341 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:35,360 that the stock you have is not what you promote. 342 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,840 Right like it like if you were like under stocked and he's like you don't have the you 343 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,240 don't have the items that right. 344 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:45,960 He'll stock means like it like if it's a tax store you have like like frisbees or some 345 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:51,720 random you know I mean he'll stop you don't remember that one driving me mad. 346 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:56,960 This dude looked at her and said if she didn't want to buy them then don't but he wasn't 347 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,140 going to give him merchandise. 348 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:03,360 She ended up buying both pairs of boots and then came back later to buy something else 349 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,360 that they had forgotten. 350 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:09,400 Oh, she actually had the nerve to whine that we were overcharging. 351 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:15,040 My manager overheard and said that he bet it was actually more expensive on the showgrounds 352 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,060 from the vendors so she should shut up. 353 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,060 He was so awesome. 354 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:21,320 I wish all managers were like him. 355 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,840 It would be easy when they own the store probably. 356 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:29,120 Yeah, but you know you know those on those under corporate are like so like. 357 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,200 Like asslicking. 358 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,080 Asslicking and browbeating. 359 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,320 Yeah, you can't do certain things you must do it this way. 360 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,720 You have to get thrown under a bus for nothing. 361 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,720 Which is annoying too. 362 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,640 Where the customer is always right. 363 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,960 Won't you apologize to this man like he spit on me. 364 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,280 But apologies in a bit of the way of his spit. 365 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,280 Pretty much. 366 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,340 Yes, that's almost exactly the way it goes. 367 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:59,000 Next one is by Adriel Bast. 368 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,320 This person puts. 369 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:07,280 A while ago I posted about a dude who got pissed off about the price of abuse of age 370 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:12,680 insisting that the four pack is cheaper and cursing me out etc etc. 371 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:16,160 See I always get cussed out for some shit you can't control. 372 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,440 He came in about 20 minutes ago and honestly I'm laughing over what happened. 373 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,580 So we were out of the specific pack you always get. 374 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:27,000 I told him he can try the main store across the parking lot to see if they still have 375 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:33,320 it in stock and he responded with the lovely fuck that. 376 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,320 To set the mood. 377 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,240 And I got a different bag. 378 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:41,440 Now we're supposed to ID everyone no matter how old they look or if they are regulars 379 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,440 or not. 380 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:47,720 I was still running on the previous jobs policy of if you look over 40 don't ID whenever 381 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,120 I last saw him. 382 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:53,000 But after chatting with some managers and older employees about it and nah I'm supposed 383 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,920 to check everyone's no exception. 384 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,280 I want to get my damn mouth shut. 385 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:01,640 I get it's frustrating but majority of customers have no problems with it. 386 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,040 Which is where the problem came in. 387 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,680 I think he's lying cause there's no fucking idea. 388 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,680 My ID for what? 389 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,240 My ID for what? 390 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,600 I asked for his ID. 391 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,880 He started swearing and saying that I had to be kidding. 392 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,880 I told him I'm not. 393 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,160 And the manager said it's to policy. 394 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,160 Him. 395 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:21,920 You're the one who I you're the only one who ever does no one else does. 396 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,920 Me. 397 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:28,880 Well I will let managers know that my coworkers up here aren't and as inconsistency. 398 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,880 Don't be a snitch bro. 399 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,960 That's your worst for everybody. 400 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,000 As inconsistency and rules can cause unnecessary problems. 401 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Him. 402 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,280 He's not wrong in that though. 403 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,280 Yeah. 404 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,280 Him. 405 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,080 You never ID'd me before. 406 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,080 Me. 407 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,200 You weren't an asshole before. 408 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:50,040 I had not had you as a customer since management told me to do this. 409 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:58,120 So back and forth he keeps cursing unusual how dare I spiel as he brought out his ID. 410 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,760 I went to take it so I could type it in and he snatched it back. 411 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,360 You can look at it but you're not fucking touching it. 412 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,960 Problem is his hand was shaking so bad I couldn't read it. 413 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,840 Which like I can't get a. 414 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,000 Hang on a second. 415 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,680 The way it's written. 416 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,580 Which I can which like I I get he can't help that. 417 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:20,720 No shame in it. 418 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,320 I told him I can't read it and he flipped it over to be scanned. 419 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,120 I calmly explained our registers can scan them. 420 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,000 He cursed some more and I had to squint to try to read it. 421 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,820 Typed it in and he kept swearing the whole time. 422 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:36,800 As I'm bagging his stuff I apologize that our store policy inconvenienced him. 423 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,520 He said more fuck your policy. 424 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:45,920 And mind and mind you I'm staying surprisingly calm for this. 425 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,440 He's a fuck the authority man. 426 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,200 Get these skateboards away. 427 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,200 50 year old. 428 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:58,080 I'm like man get a life brah. 429 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:02,160 The verbal abuse from customers at the old job trained me well. 430 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:06,720 And they should pay people in retail hazard pay for the emotional damage we have to suffer 431 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,720 through. 432 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,080 Of the absolute insanity of most humanity. 433 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,080 Yes. 434 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:16,920 And he was always screaming about how he'll go shop somewhere else when I came to the 435 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:22,640 price of use so I said calmly I am sorry that you do not like our policy regarding 436 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:27,360 IDs but you are welcome to shop elsewhere if there are stores that are better for you. 437 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:34,920 I should warn every customer that that threat is so useless. 438 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,520 You not shopping in a store. 439 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,520 Does not kill me. 440 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:43,840 It is a drop of water in the ocean to corporations. 441 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,840 You know what I mean? 442 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,840 Yes. 443 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,920 I would never go to a shop at Walmart ever again. 444 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,960 Walmart would not shed one tear. 445 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,800 No they really won't. 446 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,720 You will not be replaced but you will be replaced by eight of you. 447 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,820 Pretty much. 448 00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:01,160 Which is a pretty innocuous statement to say. 449 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,000 Demanded to know who the manager is then blows up and demands to know who the main manager 450 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000 is. 451 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Who's the main man here? 452 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 I tell him. 453 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,960 He demands to know my name so I straight face told him Bob. 454 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,640 Like because like hell I'm telling him my real name. 455 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:20,040 And then he stormed off saying he's talking to management about this unprofessional BS 456 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,320 and that I have terrible customer service blah blah blah. 457 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,720 Pulls a scooter out of his backpack. 458 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,160 I'm out of here. 459 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,160 I'm not concerned. 460 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,280 If the main store calls I'll explain to them but I doubt they'll actually confront the 461 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,920 manager otherwise I'm no longer going to be selling to him since this is not his first 462 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:38,080 time he's blown up at me and cursed at me for following store policy. 463 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,080 Really he's done that before? 464 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,080 Apparently. 465 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,720 Some customers like that. 466 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,440 They'll be friendly right? 467 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,200 They know they don't get their way. 468 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,520 At the least of the least like the slightest inconvenience. 469 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,520 Yes. 470 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,160 They show their true colors. 471 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,160 Yep. 472 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,160 Always. 473 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160 Believe me I know. 474 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,280 It's annoying too. 475 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,480 Next person is by Aberdolf Linsforging. 476 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,480 Okay. 477 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,760 Wow you should run the whole line for that one. 478 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:06,560 Whatever random letters you picked together you sure hope something good came out. 479 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:10,760 First and first I started a new job today and I had a zoom training session slash meeting 480 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,400 with all the other newbies. 481 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,960 We were going through introducing ourselves and explaining how we ended up working here, 482 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,880 what branch we were part of and what we're known for. 483 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:23,760 When my turn came around I was super nervous and I jumped right into explaining how I was 484 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,360 how I had previous experience dealing with a similar job. 485 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:31,260 That is whenever I proceeded to say that I had been wanting to further myself in this 486 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:36,280 career and spread my legs and that I am well known for being a talkative person. 487 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:49,000 You're all spreading huh? 488 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,640 Is this where we're going with the situation? 489 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,960 Everyone was muted during this and the silence was deafening. 490 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,040 He could just spread my legs. 491 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,240 I guess that's one way to get to the top. 492 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,080 Yeah I mean it works for something. 493 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,080 Yeah it works for a lot of people actually. 494 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,440 And I was the last person to introduce myself. 495 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,760 I am extremely embarrassed and distraught over this and I hope to recover swiftly. 496 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,760 You won't believe me. 497 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,760 I'll be that one joke. 498 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,760 You gonna spread your legs yet? 499 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,760 I think. 500 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:20,240 How them legs feel from all that spread you can do it. 501 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,240 Please sir Lord. 502 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,680 And mostly if she really does move up quick. 503 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,680 Oh yeah? 504 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,120 Cause she really does spread them legs. 505 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,480 And obviously we know she must spread her wings but. 506 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,480 Yeah. 507 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,520 That's like a 40 inch slip right there. 508 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,520 That's like bad. 509 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,880 Yeah that's a bad one. 510 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:41,400 Mostly cause you don't think of spread my legs. 511 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,080 If you're gonna say spread my wings. 512 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,360 You're not gonna say legs. 513 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,600 She's apparently spread those legs. 514 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,840 You're just messing up I guess. 515 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,160 The truth came out. 516 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,800 Believe me anytime a person messes up it's always something sexual by accident. 517 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,800 Yes. 518 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,240 Cause deep down we're off race. 519 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,960 What was the other one that we seen where she was at a goodwill and said that she wanted 520 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,960 a dong? 521 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,960 Something like that yeah. 522 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960 Yeah. 523 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,240 God these women are dirty. 524 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,240 She's spreading her legs. 525 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,760 The other one's thinking a dong. 526 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,680 Ding dong the witch is dead. 527 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,080 Next one is by Spikeiscools. 528 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,960 It's person Pitts. 529 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,360 Back in the day whenever I was 13, 14 I used to get Thursday evenings home alone. 530 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:30,520 My mom would be at work late and my dad would be taking my sister to guitar practice. 531 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,380 You can imagine a lot of activities that you would take place. 532 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:34,380 Very loud music. 533 00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,560 I can imagine how much stuff you tried to fuck around the house. 534 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,880 You can already imagine that. 535 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,040 Very loud music. 536 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:47,260 Tons of junk food and hours and I mean hours of hardcore no breaks involved video gaming. 537 00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:48,920 You dirty so and so's. 538 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,720 I don't believe you love Spikeiscools. 539 00:24:52,720 --> 00:25:02,320 Anyway what's the worst feeling when you're finally about to take down the entire chimera 540 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,720 invasion and save your little boy? 541 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,240 Needing a piss. 542 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:13,760 So my underdeveloped hopped up smooth brain cell sol and natural solution. 543 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:20,280 Literally I'd peed outside on hikes and the like so why not in the plant pot next to the 544 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,280 TV? 545 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,800 Why didn't I just go to the fucking bathroom? 546 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,440 This continues for a month or so of Thursdays. 547 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,360 My god he must have done something to that plant. 548 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:37,360 Like it just ended up dying or something. 549 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,640 I was so happy with my new solution. 550 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,180 Keep it in the room and not need to do it in the loo. 551 00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:45,480 What the fuck just go to the fucking bathroom what are you talking about? 552 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:50,600 Well lo and behold this one poor plant could not absorb several jugs worth of piss. 553 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,780 The room started to stink and my mom took action. 554 00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:57,560 She quickly figured it out and what it was and showed me the lingering puddle at the 555 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,560 bottom of the pot. 556 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,040 Oh fuck. 557 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,240 I was bollocked, lost Playstation privileges and never did it again. 558 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,240 You been pissing in that pot. 559 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,200 Imagine if I talked. 560 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,400 I uh I'm gonna realize when I become a father right. 561 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:17,200 Dad it can't faze me because I know it's always gonna be something fucking weird. 562 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,200 You know what I mean? 563 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,280 You can't let it like you can't be like so devastated as a parent. 564 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,280 Yeah. 565 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,640 Because they're your kids they're gonna do some dumb shit. 566 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,240 Doesn't mean you can't scold them for it though. 567 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,280 Right but like not to the point where they feel like it's like the most uh. 568 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,320 No it's just more of like what the fuck were you thinking? 569 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:38,520 Like you walk in like like the dad from American Pie watching your son fucking apple pie. 570 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,520 Yeah. 571 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,520 And he's like what the fuck. 572 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,520 Have you just said to your mother we ate it all. 573 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,520 I don't know like. 574 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,960 He'll reach his dumb assider for the little guidance. 575 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,760 Like I wouldn't even yell I'd just be like why so you couldn't piss in the bathroom 576 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,760 huh. 577 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,280 Well he didn't say that she yelled at him. 578 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,360 I just lost PlayStation privileges. 579 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:59,120 It just he lost free that was the PlayStation privileges and he never did it again. 580 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,680 The chimera invasion what game is he talking about. 581 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,360 I have no idea. 582 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,880 I really don't. 583 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,600 Uh next one is by audiophile93. 584 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,600 This person puts. 585 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,120 Hey everyone I thought I'd share my this embarrassing fuck up. 586 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:18,120 I live in a pretty small town super important through my work I met an attractive girl. 587 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,200 She asked me for my number and I gave it to her. 588 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,200 Sounds good so far right. 589 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,200 Well. 590 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,200 Well we talked. 591 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,200 Red flag. 592 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,200 She gave you her number first. 593 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,200 Well. 594 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,280 Which means she's bad shit crazy and no one else anyone knows it so she's the one who's 595 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280 making making the moves. 596 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,280 It's not going in that direction. 597 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,280 Is it not. 598 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,280 Does he kill her. 599 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,280 No. 600 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,280 Is he a serial killer. 601 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,720 Well we talked for probably about a month. 602 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,660 Things started getting a little steamy through messages and in person. 603 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:46,200 No sex but definitely touching and sending nudes a lot. 604 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,400 We both have high sex drive people apparently. 605 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,000 Anyways we were meshing very well. 606 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000 That is a curse. 607 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000 We were meshing. 608 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,840 You actually like you have to see like control it to a high degree. 609 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,840 Yeah. 610 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:04,320 Like if you literally have to. 611 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,920 Anyways we were meshing very well and everything seemed to be perfect. 612 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,160 We got out. 613 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,680 We got our work schedules to line up for once and we went on a date at a local coffee shop. 614 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:18,080 While we were sitting down and enjoying coffee and laughs my cousin happened to show up. 615 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,280 She asked how I'm doing and everything and then noticed it. 616 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,280 Oh yeah. 617 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,280 What's your friend's name. 618 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,280 She asked. 619 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,200 She didn't know I was bisexual as a bisexual so she assumed it was just a friend. 620 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,200 Oh there was a little. 621 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,200 They're all women. 622 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,200 Yeah. 623 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,200 Well I introduced her. 624 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,200 Man women high sex drive is the fix on another level. 625 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,560 You know what. 626 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,360 They're there and pussy's out for a shot. 627 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:46,320 Well I introduced her and she said her name sounded familiar but then we chatted for a 628 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,120 minute before she said goodbye. 629 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,720 Well we ended the day and went home. 630 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,520 I was thinking about it a lot because I'm paranoid. 631 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,520 I messaged my mom. 632 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,080 One of those two. 633 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,560 Every scenario running through your head. 634 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,280 Like how do you know her name. 635 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,880 Like that one thing where you're like where someone like really gets you in public right. 636 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,880 Yeah. 637 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,880 And you don't have a comeback. 638 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,560 You're like 50. 639 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,560 That'll teach. 640 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,560 The one you could have said. 641 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,560 Yeah. 642 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,560 You're like that. 643 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,560 That'll get it. 644 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,040 Like you try to replay it like it's the saddest shit in the world. 645 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,720 You replay the situation like you come out on top. 646 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,720 Yeah. 647 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,720 And then you're like oh. 648 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,200 I lost that one. 649 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:30,480 So they messaged her mom who lives in a different state now. 650 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:35,680 If the name sounds familiar and she said at first it wasn't but later she messaged me 651 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,160 saying that the last name is the same name as our distant family. 652 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:46,560 So I looked into it and sure enough this girl was this girl I was seeing turned out to be 653 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,880 my third cousin. 654 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,480 She had recently moved here because rent is so expensive everywhere else and that's how 655 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,760 the family lives across the country. 656 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,480 It was awkward conversation to have but at the very least I have a new friend and a family 657 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:06,720 member albeit a little too intimate. 658 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,720 She surprised. 659 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:13,360 I told you I'm going to go down the other one. 660 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,720 I want to figure it out. 661 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:20,240 Where's my brain was on a different path line. 662 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,480 Although with you I wasn't expecting incest. 663 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,480 Third cousin. 664 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,480 Third cousin. 665 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,480 Jesus. 666 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,200 And then they see nudes of each other. 667 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,200 My God. 668 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,200 And touching he said. 669 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,200 I thought it was a she. 670 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,200 Or she. 671 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,200 I'm real confused as to whether it's a girl. 672 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,200 It's it's it's women. 673 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,200 All women huh? 674 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,200 Yeah. 675 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,200 All women all in. 676 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,200 Well whatever. 677 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,200 Let me like oh man. 678 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,200 Oh fuck you. 679 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:44,200 On top of that you're a Mexican you really have to worry. 680 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,200 No I don't. 681 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,200 I'm a Mexican. 682 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,200 I'm a Mexican. 683 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,200 I'm a Mexican. 684 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,200 I'm a Mexican. 685 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,200 I'm a Mexican. 686 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,200 I'm a Mexican. 687 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,200 I'm a Mexican. 688 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,200 I'm a Mexican. 689 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,200 I'm a Mexican. 690 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,200 I'm a Mexican. 691 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,200 I'm a Mexican. 692 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,200 I'm a Mexican. 693 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,200 I'm a Mexican. 694 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,200 I'm a Mexican. 695 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,200 I'm a Mexican. 696 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,200 Seriously remove from theyeah be careful keep. 697 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,200 From the》 698 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,200 Yeah. 699 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,200 You know every mushroom every mushroom has a good fortune in it. 700 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:16,300 That's the bad news About my sister. 701 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,200 There's a third. 702 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,200 They have proof. 703 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,200 There's a third. 704 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,200 That has. 705 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,200 There's a story they tell every mushroom has a fortune in it. 706 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,200 You know then the sun comes in and you've got six. 707 00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:11,140 shouldn't approach about it. 708 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,200 The sun comes in and you've got six of the sun goes down and you'll be agitated and 709 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:12,140 Don't do it. 710 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,600 onc So I know I see the sun audience in that 711 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,660 That's a family business. 712 00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:22,940 family member that's that's a family all right on to the very last one today 713 00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:31,980 BAMALA is who the author is BAMALA BAMALA BAMALA it's like Pamela B-A-M-I-L-A 714 00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:36,020 is it like someone would be Pamela Anderson just BAMALA BAMALA I'm BAMALA 715 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:41,700 I'm BANNERSEN BANNERSEN Spurs Pits literally just happened 30 minutes 716 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:49,740 again I am solo for let's see here all right this person you know how they 717 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:55,940 usually put their age yeah this person puts I a male age doesn't matter but way 718 00:31:55,940 --> 00:32:04,340 over a over age limit I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like this one am I it doesn't 719 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:10,060 sound like she 13 I'm like is it not gonna sound good 720 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:15,020 I am solo for quite some time now so it's normal for me to start the day with 721 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:18,740 a little bit of something special for getting out of bed I also tend to sleep 722 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:24,260 comfortably naked well today I am is a day off from work so I figure I'll just 723 00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:29,300 do the deed and have another hour or two of extra sleep time do the data fall 724 00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:34,340 back asleep that's why he put the way over the age limit oh I like the jacking 725 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:38,740 off do you think like after a certain age you just kind of and so that way you 726 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:46,820 don't think it's a kid writing this base so it is a kid dance and in general just 727 00:32:46,820 --> 00:32:51,660 have some myself lazy day maybe watch movies and just have a recharge a day 728 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:56,420 from all the all the worrying recharge day huh I wonder what those are like no 729 00:32:56,420 --> 00:33:00,900 no it's like what would I feel like I was spider-man without the power 730 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:08,500 oh they shit is all all the water all the time now here's the fuck here's where 731 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:13,500 the fuck up happens I always wear socks only once for the day then whenever I 732 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:18,020 get into bed I usually drop them not far from the bed then whenever I wake up I 733 00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:22,580 can discard them in the washbasket so the socks are there for a reason because 734 00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:27,580 so it happens but I also tend to discharge my goo often and since I don't 735 00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:32,020 use tissue I just find it way less messier and easier to do it in the sock 736 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:36,900 that I'm about to throw into the washing anyway so today I wake up from my extra 737 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:41,580 long sleep because I am hungry or he puts hangry and who wants to get some 738 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:45,060 food since I know that I will get back to bed eventually I just throw on a 739 00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:48,820 jumper on a on the top and wear the nearest socks that are next to me 740 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:55,460 because I don't like one wonder let it come yeah yeah as house floors as the 741 00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:58,580 house floor is total pile and I don't use slippers because I'm not that old 742 00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:05,340 yet upon making myself a meal and heading back to the bedroom I do a quick 743 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:09,380 stop at the bathroom and then it hits me I put on the damn soggy sock that I used 744 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:14,140 earlier today I did take it off faster than Steph Curry drop in his first three 745 00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:18,980 and ended up taking a watchful but it has never happened in many many years 746 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:27,660 from this day I don't know if I don't do that I yeah I once what I was once as 747 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:33,540 they say checking the stock market I was checking off vigorously is why I should 748 00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:42,180 and you get done right I'm a young lad of you know 80 years old and one of my 749 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:47,060 dad's friends comes over for something to pick up right but I had just finished 750 00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:54,740 and I have chance to wash my hands in the bathroom or anything right so I'm a 751 00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:58,380 tissue person I don't know this guy's thought sock you know just say I had 752 00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:03,540 time to clean up and I wash my hands so he comes in and like he takes whatever 753 00:35:03,540 --> 00:35:06,420 item or I don't know what he wanted I forgot what he was picking up something 754 00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:11,500 and he wanted to shake my hand before he left I was like I don't want to share 755 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:17,380 hand right now cuz I had you know your stain hang so the thing was that he had 756 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:24,060 badly burned when he was younger so they look really bad so I used to this day I 757 00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:26,920 worried that he thought that I would even want to change hands because of his 758 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:33,260 hands I was I don't want you to get my come on your hand brother the life we 759 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:38,100 live sometimes you know you don't do it in the sock and then put them on no 760 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:48,140 maybe I should maybe be warmer or colder or colder I once had the I wanted the 761 00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:52,900 door my closet he brought them if it's like all the way across the room I 762 00:35:52,900 --> 00:36:03,140 guess I used to get some distance that was an accident sometimes it's faster 763 00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:10,060 than you expect and you can't reach for the tissue all right anything else said 764 00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:14,260 before we head out today no this incest stuff's got me fucking sick till my 765 00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:21,460 stomach all right and with that I can't stand incest I can't stand a rape 766 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:27,200 BC out he's the MC see and see I can't stand any of that stuff whatever just a 767 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,420 good old meat and potatoes I just love some good old big old 768 00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:34,420 Teddy's some hairy bush some ass whatever it all the normal you know what 769 00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:38,020 I mean like just a woman's body what happened all that why is it all these 770 00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:42,500 weird scenarios they need to go through I know they get off nowadays it's like 771 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:47,020 that old Robin Williams joke where it's like well now that I'm this age you know 772 00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:51,700 I'm gonna shove a sparkler up my ass light your hairy bush on fire and then 773 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:55,820 you're gonna jump off and jump on to be saying fire in the hole women yes we'll 774 00:36:55,820 --> 00:37:01,580 see what that does that's too much what is I feel like they're so over stimulated 775 00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:06,700 from the constant or over saturated yeah from the cost of barrage of sexuality 776 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:11,500 that they just numb it I guess I don't know yeah I feel really bad for younger 777 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:16,380 people though fuck those people no they're gonna be into some weird shit 778 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,980 they're already into weird some weird shit I'm pretty sure they're ruining the 779 00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:22,860 algorithm with the goddamn family bullshit they have ruined the algorithm 780 00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:31,140 for all porn sites you you gotta wade through it to get anything normal you 781 00:37:31,140 --> 00:37:35,580 gotta fuck and search the every late for anything decent when regular 782 00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:43,380 I'll pay you $1200 I do like naked women stretching something about the body in 783 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:50,340 different you know states like new yoga that's a big turn on for me and we 784 00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:56,780 learn more from specific sophisticated pervert yeah I'm not as perverted as my 785 00:37:56,780 --> 00:38:00,660 stuff is not you're learning that you're not as bad as you thought I wonder I 786 00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:06,060 knew I never was but I mean I'm not like condemning them for them being into 787 00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:11,020 something more complicated I'm just like I don't understand I do not understand I 788 00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:14,560 really don't understand the step family thing at all and it's like it's what 789 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:19,740 sells right now like like hotcakes because it's so taboo I guess I guess but 790 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:26,620 I mean like my name in certain parts of the country but yeah you can do that in 791 00:38:26,620 --> 00:38:35,620 Bama Alabama that's a Tuesday right there is all Alabama listeners sorry but 792 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:50,220 with that we will talk to you guys on the next one