Hello, I'm Michael. I'm Noe. And we are the Knights of Entertainment. We got a chapter update for you.
Yeah, chapter 1096 of One Piece. Here we go. We start now? Okay. So basically we start in God Valley,
and it is going apeshit. The celestial dragons are killing all the natives. Like there's a hundred
thousand people there, and they're just being like the fucking men, women, and children just being
fucking massacred. It is horrific. And so the Ivanko and Kuma and Jenny, they have a plan.
They're like, okay, in all this chaos, if we can take those treasures, like that are on the island,
because Jenny says that there's one of the most powerful devil fruits of all time here. The one
that turns the game, Kaido, his dragon powers. The Zordragon devil fruit, they can get that.
Or the Pawpaw fruit, which gives the person the ability to teleport people to, I guess not teleport,
but like send them in a bubble like fucking miles away. They can go to any other island. So if during
the chaos they can get these fucking devil fruits, they can get the fuck out of there. They're just
kids and people are getting fucking murdered left and right. That guy that killed the king of God
Valley that was deducted 10,000 points for the match, he's up 100,000 points and winning them.
Like he's already killed that many people. Like they're just like just massacring the
life out of these people. Fucking horrendous, yes. And so the chapter light just jumped,
and it was going off quick. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. It cut to Pirate Island.
So back then Pirate Island was owned by Rox. I guess that was his main base. But right now
it's owned by Blackbeard. So he took his old spot. So apparently Rox's treasure from the island was
stolen and is being used as a reward in the hunting game. So him and his pirates, because the entire
God Valley is blockaded by the Navy, no one entered our island. But the Rock Pirates just fucking
barreled through. They come under the island. And so now you got fucking Whitebeard. You got Kato
without his powers yet. You got Big Mom and like four other pirates from the Rox Pirates,
but you don't see Rox. Like he runs off ahead. You still don't know what he looks like to this day.
Like he was like introducing chapter light 597. He still doesn't know. No one knows what it looks
like. And I got a theory why after this. So they're now on the island. They just broke through. They're
on the island. A garb heard that for some reason Rogers is going to the island too. So then he
goes to the island. So now Rogers and Bogard, his second commander, are on the island. And some of
the Naves are happy. Like, oh, the Navy's here to help us. Which Garb will. He's not going to have
people get massacred no matter who it is. Even if it is a celestial dragon. And then you got Rox and
his crew on the island. And apparently this is going to be like the definitive battle between the
Rox Pirates and the Rogers Pirates. Like the Rox here are getting to get their treasure back,
the dragon devil fruit. And for a year, Rogers said something's been happening for a year that's
upset him. So now he's looking to settle the score apparently. It's just so weird what the fuck is
happening. I don't know what the fuck is going on. There's a lot of foreshadowing of something
that hasn't happened yet. And all the while, Kuma, Ivankov, they get to the, during all the commotion,
they find, they somehow, like it jumps so quick. Like there was no setup. It's like boom, boom,
boom. Now they're in the fucking like treasure room somehow. During all the chaos, they're in
the treasure room and they try to get the treasure. But then Big Mom gets there and stops Ivankov
from eating one of the devil fruits. Kuma eats one of the fruits and it turned out to be the
pawpaw fruit. So he gets the power to send people miles away. So he uses it to save like 500 of the
people that were enslaved or being hunted. And even to him, that was not enough people to save.
Yeah.
Like he ends up, he gets into an altercation with Satan Saturn on the island. And it turns out that
because of his buccaneer blood, apparently his race used to worship Nika. Like he said that,
and like he loved Nika as a kid. It looks like his entire tribe was a follower of Nika. And that's
why Saturn says that his race used to be killed off. And it's kind of crazy. So that means that
anyone that worship Nika or-
They're trying to get rid of it?
Yeah, to just erase it from history. And Kuma is basically the last one of his kind.
But they're able to escape with the pawpaw fruit. And then they skip over God the God
Valley incident. They didn't show it that chapter. They show Ivankov, Jenny and Kuma
after the events. And they had to come to an island to live out and hide for a bit.
And they started like, they just live in their life. They're like cutting chopping wood to
sell for money. They're buying food. They're helping people. They're healing people. And
Ivankov leaves to go to travel somewhere else. So it's just Jenny and Kuma. And that's it.
They're nowhere in the news. Because the world news is not controlled by the government. It's
an independent person named Morgan, this big bird, who like, he just loves sensational news.
He'll always tell the truth because it'll always be sensational. But for some reason,
he's not talking about what happened at God Valley, all the people that got murdered.
100,000 people were going to be killed in three weeks. That was how long the hunting game was
going to be. But because of the Rocks Pirates, the Rogers Pirates and Garp, something, some huge
battle. I don't think it was just Garp and Roger versus Rocks. There's way too many people on that
fucking battlefield. We had Saturn, you said? St. Saturn was there. Yeah. You had a white beard,
fucking Bogart. You had Big Mom. You had Kaido. You had a fucking Raleigh, the Shadow King.
Raleigh is called the Shadow King because he's basically a king. He would have been a king
anywhere else. But because he was behind Roger, he was like the Shadow King. Okay, that's, to me,
that's insane. That's how powerful you are. That if you were not in the shadow of Roger, you would
have been yourself fucking like top dog. Right. So you have like some of the most powerful pirates
of that generation on one island, along with Garp, the only person that can go toe to toe with Roger
to begin with, other than Sengoku at the time. You have Saturn, but no one, I'm assuming Saturn
doesn't do anything because else Garp would have known that he was something special and investigated
a long time ago. So he probably leaves. So my question would be, did Saturn have powers at the
time? Oh, I think so because they're basically immortal. They've been around forever. I mean,
the same powers that he's got now though? I think so. I think they had them forever. Or was he just
not using them there? No, he knows when to hide them apparently. He's not stupid. Or else, you
know, if someone like Garp or Roger, like notice something like that, it'd be like there's something
real fish is going on. One of the elders has a fucking massive levels of power in like in the
devil fruit, which I had to be a devil. It had to be a Zoan devil fruit for sure. A mythical one at
least from what he showed in the last chapter. But so yeah, we skipped over the God Valley incident
because it must be massive for them to just skip over and just say what the aftermath without
knowing. And none of them, even the kids don't know what happened because they left before the
battle started, I'm assuming. And so that's it for chapter 1096. Shit was fucking wild.
I guess we'll wait seven days or maybe longer depending on if it's a bi-week. So you have any
new theories with that one? I do. So the theory of them being that the day that we see a person with
an eyepatch in One Piece will signal that One Piece is coming to an end. I think the reason we
haven't seen the rocks all these years is because he might be had the one with the eye patch.
We still have not seen his face. And every time they show a picture of him, they show him with a
little ball over one eye, like a monocle, but never the other eye. I've seen these last couple
chapters. So I'm like, maybe he's the one with the eye patch. Either that or he's somebody that's so
familiar. Like is that that one guy? Like it looks like someone's father, you know? So it'll be like
the most fucking groundbreaking, you know, like if it was like Roger's twin or something. Or like
but they got different last names, so I guess not. Or something monumental, right? Right. It's either
the eye patch or it's somebody so fucking like well known that maybe like he was a weaker state
later on and no one knew it was rocks anymore because he got beaten by Garp and Roger's so bad
he lost all his power. Yeah. Or something. It has to be fucking something because he still will not
show rocks. Hmm. Even like he even had a scene where all the pirates, all his pirates were in
one panel. Like fucking Whitebeard, Kato, Big Mom, and like four others. But rocks had already
run off and like Whitebeard's like hey don't run off without us. He was already off panel.
They still didn't show him. It has to be something. Hmm. So I guess we'll find out. Hmm. I could be
completely wrong but that's fine with me. Yeah because they're obviously keeping him off of there
for a reason. Yeah he's got a reason never to show him. Mm-hmm. Like you just see him in silhouette
all the time. Like just black silhouette. So I wonder if he's related to Luffy then maybe.
Uh well his dad's already Monkey D Dragon so there you go. Unless he's a cousin or something.
Unless they're all fucking cousins with a D name. Uh I don't know. His name is his real name. His
full name is Zabek D Rocks. So I don't know. Last name is rocks or no last name is Zabek.
I don't know any there's never been another Zabek in the whole one piece. Yeah. He must be the last
of his uh family line. Maybe. Huh. We'll figure it out once I start churning. Once I really start
churning. So far I've been like on the out like just learning little by little just for fun.
But when I really put in some fucking gears. I'll be hitting gear five myself. Fucking super
detective mode. Huh that's got a lot of uh. It had a lot of meat but at the same time it hit a lot
of stuff. Yeah. Because it just completely skipped over the God Valley chapter. Yeah that's what I'm.
Or the God Valley incident. It had to be a massive battle because it was going to settle
between Roger and rocks. Like one of the one of the uh the rocks pirates even says like so it's
going to be the one huh to settle it all. And I guess it is. Because we know that Roger won.
Yeah. Like on the end. And Garb got all the glory for it. Yeah. Because the government could not
allow Rogers to be a hero. That makes me wonder uh what um Garb did then with the the navy that was
there. He's part of the navy so. I don't know what I don't understand is how he would allow uh
the massacre to be uh quieted down you know. That's what I'm saying like. That's weird yeah.
How does he not. Unless he uh unless he didn't get unless he somehow was not aware of that situation.
It's a possibility. Like someone could have hit it I don't know. There's also the Holy Knights there.
Garland that one guy with the hundred thousand points. Yeah. He's like a of warrior too.
With the celestial dragons. And this was before uh uh Mihawk. Yeah this is like years years before.
He was still a kid when Rogers was executed. He was there I think when he was executed like a
teenager. So was he? Yeah like basically when Rogers died all the main ones now were like
basically there watching the his it's like it was a big event. Yeah. Huh. I'll figure it out. I mean
there's a lot of questions. But there's always questions with One Piece and never enough answers.
And he just adds more questions. The fact that he added more questions with the
fucking elders and their fucking powers after all these years. And that's just another layer.
Yeah like it didn't they've never been even uh hinted at being anything beyond just regular old
men. Not doing nothing really. Now here we are there's some sort of monstrous beings.
Or the fact that uh uh Vivi one of the the first uh temporary crewmate of the straw hats
is actually a D member. No one knew that till recently. He didn't even tell us that at all.
The Nuffert Tari something tribe I forgot what they're called. Yeah. But the kings of alabasta
they're actually D members. Go fucking figure. So she's a D member too. D members is a massive
fucking name for some reason. It is some tribe or some some group or something that the they just
that the government cannot stand. They cannot stand D members. There's that and then the
buccaneers and then there's. Yeah the buccaneers. It's a bunch of things that are being added in now.
He said he's gonna you know share share all the secrets he's had he's had hidden all these years.
Now that we're in the final chapter. So here we go. Guess what now we're gonna get to the
final chapter. So here we go. Guess what next week is 1097 or the week after. Hopefully it's next
week but you never know. He might need a byway he gets tired. That man's been drawing non-stop
for fuck. He's probably the only one's been drawing non-stop. There's never been a break
in one piece for more than like a couple weeks. You know what I mean like oh like. Is he still
credited with the art? Yeah still. He had to get an eye surgery though because he's been writing
probably right for like an inch away it seems like just drawing. But I don't know if there's
any other credits along with him. I guess like some helpers maybe. Yeah. He might need it.
But it's like it's just like it's been non-stop one piece for like fucking decades now. Now all
one piece fans better hope nothing happens to him. Maybe if it does I think he's got a he's got a
contingency. Who thinks that? I think well I know the editor knows the truth. So if he tells you
know he finds the right writers and artists they think he'll finish the story. It won't be as good
as Oda because it wouldn't be like his hundred percent his vision. Yeah. But I mean it's better
than you know never finding out what the one piece is. They kind of did that with um. Berserker?
Berserker was one and then Causing a Stigma. That was another one. The the anime about the
kid that had uh wind power and then there was a girl that had a fire sword and stuff like that.
Oh. But uh he only wrote so many and he died. So it's unfortunate but it happens. Yeah. That's why
I said after this many years hopefully there's a contingency plan. He'll get it done. But you know
it's funny for him like almost done is like three years later you know what I mean? Yeah. Like it's
not like right like next year like it's like it's all January and it's over. No. It's like it's like
a couple more years. It's almost done. Five years later. Yeah. We're almost there. Five years is
almost done for him. We'll be doing this podcast five years from now. Here's how we're on uh chapter
2000. I'll be like I'll be like Charlie Day from the I'll Be Sunny in Philadelphia movie or the tv
show where he's like freaking out looking for Pepe Pepe Silvia. You intrigued me sir with your
mysteries. I will solve them. Eventually yes eventually. Oh I'll figure out something. I always
do. I feel like Peter Parker sometimes in the episode three or yeah Spider-Man 3. Yeah. Those
pictures look very similar. He so fucking hugs his it's you have to watch it to understand what
the fuck I'm talking about. That or I feel like the Joker from uh the Dark Knight when uh Kim
Gordon gets promoted to commissioner and everyone's clapping and he just starts clapping too. It's
like the most serious fucking face he's ever had. Like I'm just clapping it over to I see I see sir
all the while I'm trying to make my own plans.
Uh all right well we will see you guys next week with 1097 if not then the week after. Cool. But
just enjoy the chapters of the beginning chapter one and 22. Three and four and five and six and
seven and eight. I just keep counting until we get to 1900. It would be so fucking funny.
All right we'll see you guys next week.