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Tonight we are going over a couple of different who would you want to be on your team while
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Kind of the questions going around on Twitter and stuff like that with the images.
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Alrighty, so we got a couple of the very common trope of out of a certain number of characters
or animals or whatever it is, you choose a couple to be on your team or to protect you
or whatever and every other person in that list is going to attack or try to kill you.
We'll see how this goes.
So out of this we have these two, choose two that will protect you and ten, the other ten
will try to kill you.
God damn, that's a lot.
That's a way to do it.
And basically I'll let you choose the two and give a reason of why you choose those
two.
Okay.
So we have Thor, Wonder Woman, Ghost Rider, Flash, Superman, Spider-Man, The Hulk, Iron
Man, Deadpool, Batman, Doctor Strange and Logan.
Let me think here.
Well that's easy actually.
Oh, I've got my answer already.
So I'd probably go with OG Superman.
Right.
Because he's the heavy hitter and he can handle most of this by himself really.
He's done it before.
Pretty much.
And to cover his weakness, magic, I'd have Doctor Strange.
So at least I'd be covered on both ends.
So who would you go with?
With phenomenal physical abilities and tactical magical abilities, yeah.
And hope to God I get out of this alive.
See my two that I would go with is I would go with Superman and Batman.
Superman and Batman.
Question being, Batman is a huge strategist and he's going to find every one of their
fucking weaknesses if he doesn't already know it.
Due to the fact that like any of the DC characters listed, he's got a weakness for every one
of them already.
He's got plans.
I mean Tower of Babel proved that.
And then Superman for the most part can literally go up against everything.
The only one that he's going to have some trouble with is going to be Ghost Rider.
And his caveat with that is he doesn't harbor a lot of sin.
So Ghost Rider really can't do a whole hell of a lot to him.
What if he's the most sinful man in the world?
We just found out that in the fucking chapter.
But Ghost Rider's biggest ability is what?
Penance?
Yeah.
If he can't use that on Superman, okay fine.
I just throw it down his mouth with the fire.
But then there's heat vision.
So you know.
He's got like there's at least a somewhat of a counter.
And I'm sure Batman again being a strategist, he could probably figure out something that
would go against him.
And I think Batman could use Dr. Strange's abilities and his cockiness against him.
And I'm sure Batman has contingency plans against magic users as it is.
And watch he's got the fucking helmet of Nabu too with him.
At least that's who I would choose anyway.
Deadpool.
Superman could.
He could do something to atomize him.
Yeah just throw him to the sun.
He might still be alive.
He's gonna be dying repetitively like just repeatedly.
So it's not a good look.
And then Wonder Woman.
If she was fighting.
I mean if I'm going by the picture this Wonder Woman never stood a chance against Superman
anyway.
It's true.
Yes.
It's the Gal Gadot one.
Yeah.
They all had no chance against that one when they fought at all.
Not at all.
But all the rest of them.
Like I said that's my two.
And they've worked together for a really long time.
I don't know if Dr. Strange and Superman would be able to have that kind of chemistry.
They'll figure it out.
I mean most people.
Long pan will keep me alive.
They better figure it out.
Alright.
Next set.
These are superhero teams.
Right.
So you're basically choosing one to protect you while all the others attack you.
So you have the Avengers, the JLA, you have the Guardians of the Galaxy, you have the
CW characters.
Like the.
Hey no fucking way.
Just a little like.
Yeah.
They're getting demolished by the R2 easy.
We have X-Men.
Movie X-Men.
We have the Daredevil, Luke Cage and what's her name?
Oh the Defenders.
Yeah.
Yeah you have the Defenders.
It's the TV versions.
You have the Fantastic Four.
Which is the one from the one that sucked.
I'm gonna go by picture because if I need I need to see what they look like to know.
And then you have Deadpool's team.
Let me see this.
If we're going by this actual group.
The only cohesive group is the Avengers.
All these other ones are like the fucking defenders are like B level.
The X-Men have never worked as a team.
Deadpool's group died instantly.
Yeah except for Domino and him.
The Fantastic Four is not the Fantastic Four.
No.
The CW characters are not.
They're gonna get demolished really fast.
The only challenge they have is the actual JLA.
And I say Superman basically bodies almost every single member of the Avengers.
But yeah go with the Avengers.
They've actually fought as a team numerous times.
Instead of the JLA one time.
Yeah.
Aiming that one time without Superman they were fucking flustered.
See that but see okay the Avengers team is Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Captain America,
Hulk and Iron Man.
And aside from the Hulk Superman bodies every one of them pretty pretty.
Thor's pretty strong.
In the movie though?
Um he took the power of the sun.
Didn't he get beat by Iron Man though with a powered up suit?
Uh 400% past his capacity yes.
Exactly.
No he wasn't uh it was more like uh they souped up Iron Man because he couldn't beat him.
Yeah but it was just his lightning and then being used against him.
Yeah.
It's more like it was more of a downgrade to uh it's like it's that thing where you
mean like they they upleveled Iron Man but even at that uplevel he had no chance.
Right.
He was always breaking his suit as they were fighting.
Yeah.
He broke his gauntlet one time.
But then look what they did to him in the later ones.
They made him fat and you know doubt himself.
That's what what's his name the the the writer.
Yeah.
What's his name?
Who was the writer?
Ha Twy the Wakiki I can't remember.
Oh uh the Wakiki?
Yeah I can't say his name I don't know his first name.
Ha the Wakiki I think.
Yeah.
He went too cameac.
Yeah he went well.
It worked well in the first one Ragnarok and it failed miserably in Love and Thunder.
Yes it did.
Alrighty uh the next one choose two to protect you and the others will try to kill you.
I like how they'll give you like a such a small option of survival.
So you have Batman you have you have Pirates of the Caribbean.
Oh yeah they'll do the job.
You Jack Sparrow.
That's who you have.
A Spider-Man from Homecoming.
Uh Voldemort.
You have Luke.
You have Legolas.
Deadpool.
Loki or the Predator.
Oh the Predator huh?
Only get two?
You get two.
Out of comedic effect I want Voldemort and Predator.
I want to see if they can keep me alive.
He just screaming Avada Kedavra on everybody.
They might not know it's an instant kill.
If they meet up the first time and that's all he needs is that one time.
Uh two I would go with is Deadpool and Batman.
Because uh Avada Kedavra is not going to kill Deadpool.
She okay he'll come back alive.
The Predator will probably keep his head though.
He loves taking spines out the back.
True but wouldn't he regrow?
Just a beauty of a form.
He gets a lot of trophies.
Just rip that out again.
Like when he's a baby.
That would be fucking painful.
Alrighty next set.
Pick two to defend you.
The rest are going to be coming to kill you.
So we have uh Luke Hobbs from Fast and the Furious.
Oh god.
We have Johnny so the Rock basically.
We have Jag Bauer from 24.
We have uh Upham from Save and Pray Ryan.
Upham that motherfucker can't save anybody.
Can I bring my typewriter sir?
Oh shit.
We have Jason Bourne.
We have uh the Bride from Kill Bill.
We have Brian Mills from Taken.
We have John Rambo.
We have Maximus from Gladiator.
Yeah I know.
John McClane.
Hmm?
We have AJ Soprano.
He likes all these people.
The Mountain.
Oh god.
And then John Wick.
Want me to have a look at this list?
Two to defend me huh?
Yeah.
Let me see here.
If we're going realistically.
Being able to.
Upham all motherfuckers.
I knew that was a fucking film pick if I ever saw one.
AJ Soprano is the son isn't it?
I think so.
Not even the dad.
Yeah.
Let me think here.
Honestly like out of all of these.
Like physicality wise plus the strategy.
And the plus seeing them actually fight consistently.
It might be Jason Bourne and John Wick.
Or the two that I would have went with.
Even against the Mountain John Wick's fought a giant before.
And he uses guns.
The Mountain doesn't.
Yeah like that's the one thing.
They're not even like him and Maximus would both be dead.
Yeah.
They'd fucking get shot in the face.
What the fuck is that?
The Bride.
She falls to traps pretty easily.
Yes.
Cause she got shot in that second one.
Yep.
Brian Mills.
He's basically John Wick and Jason Bourne.
But he's the older so he'd probably be.
Actually I take that back.
I'm taking away Jason Bourne, John Wick and Rambo.
Rambo?
Rambo's just like.
He is but he's also a commando.
It depends on where you're fighting I think.
Well.
City Warfare.
Yes.
We don't know where to fight him though.
I'll probably take him to the city.
Up him.
Jesus Christ.
I guess if I pick up him so we can both die.
It's like you know what.
Let's go ahead and end this fight really early.
It doesn't get it over with.
Up him.
You've got to be kidding me.
I think they're thinking about the version of up him where he just started sniping people
at the end of the movie.
Cause he got so desensitized after what happened to one of his teammates.
Yeah.
He just started fucking ringing people with a sniper.
So you think they're going with the second version?
They have to be.
There's no way they're going with up him from the beginning of the movie.
Can I bring my typewriter sir?
It has to be that one when he became a stone cold killer.
Yeah.
But even then he was only adrenaline in the situation.
Right.
He would have probably fallen back to his regular up him fucking personality.
Right.
Alrighty.
Next one we have.
Choose four to protect you.
I got the other one too.
I'm going to.
You guys should get four.
Out of.
Nine.
Six thousand.
Nine.
So you actually get a pretty decent kill.
You have a, what do you call it?
Spider-Man.
What's his name?
I say.
I cannot remember his name.
It's Miles Morales.
Yeah.
Miles Morales.
If he labeled him as Spider-Man I would have said Miles Morales if it was just on there.
Miles Morales is Miles Morales.
It's fine.
Wolverine.
Deathstroke.
Captain America.
Bly Panther.
Bane.
Spider-Man.
Batman Beyond.
And Venom.
Which Spider-Man?
Regular Spider-Man.
Peter Parker.
Let me see.
You gain one.
Batman Beyond?
Let's see here.
Take two to four to protect you.
The others try to un-live you.
Let me see so easily.
Oh.
Damn.
Venom would be a problem.
The Venom is probably a problem on there.
Yeah.
For all of them.
Yes.
I agree.
I'm picking Deathstroke regardless.
The dude's a huge mercenary character so.
And he's very skilled on a lot of weapon sets.
Probably go Batman Beyond because it doesn't show if it's Terry or Bruce.
Probably Wolverine and Venom.
At least Wolverine won't die.
Well you get four.
I get four?
Wolverine and Venom.
That's easy then.
Yeah.
Wolverine and Venom.
Spider-Man.
And Captain America.
You don't think Deathstroke could be Captain America?
I'm looking to get all four of them at once.
What doesn't say they're fighting all four at once.
Doesn't say they're not so.
It's true.
Hopefully they forget to jump them.
I mean if I was in a true actual combat fight I'd be jumping everybody.
Yeah.
And fuck honor and fuck fair.
I want to live.
Let's start jumping some of them.
But yeah I don't think I would choose Miles Morales whatsoever just because he's got
a very little experience.
Yeah go with the Penne.
Spider-Man.
Bane.
No.
Bane would get fucked up by Spider-Man.
By Wolverine.
By cutting off the wires with Wolverine and they get us head sliced off.
I don't care what's up with all the masks.
Alrighty next set are all fire based characters.
Cool.
And so we have the character from Airbender.
Firego.
Yeah I believe so.
We have Human Torch.
We have I believe his name is Falcon Nova from one of those fighting games.
We have a full metal alchemist.
What's his name?
Edwin or Alphonse.
No the fire guy.
The captain.
Oh I don't remember his name either.
Fuck it.
But I know you do.
It doesn't show the name it shows the character's face and I know the character.
He's the one that he snaps his fingers and lights people up at every fucking time.
We have Charizard.
We have Scorpion.
We have Ace.
And then we have Natsu.
Natsu Dragneel.
So out of those choose two and everybody else goes after you.
How about you go basic.
I go with Zuko and the Human Torch.
I like Zuko's character arc.
You know Human Torch is you know flame on.
You think that?
Flame on.
Do you think they can beat the rest of them?
Probably not.
I just like them.
Zuko would probably be too inexperienced for a lot of them.
True.
I would definitely regardless of anybody else I think one person could probably one shot
every one of them.
Natsu.
Because he eats fire.
Like he physically eats fire.
So if he was going to be what is that death battle?
Yeah they had him versus Ace.
And he beat Ace.
He beat Ace.
So if he could be the second I think most powerful in the group.
Ace is the one that fucking lost to Lava.
So you go on that one.
I'm saying the intangibility part.
Yeah if he keeps a level head he can be intangible the whole time.
Right.
And then with the rest of these characters like Charizard.
Charizard is going to get his ass whooped.
Charizard is it a limited edition version?
So yeah I think I'd go with Natsu.
Just to body all of them.
And then throw in Ace to be on his team just for the hell of it.
Because then you have somebody that's at least got a little bit more experience and I don't
know Scorpion.
I probably get the experience to Human Torch because he just fired intangible or not intangible
he's like firing.
That's the biggest thing though.
Well if you have Natsu that eats fire just to eat the fire off of him.
I wonder does he have a limit to his fire?
He can go supernova that's weird.
Can he?
Yeah when he was in the second movie he was getting too hot he could go supernova.
That's how they beat the movie or something.
I can't remember.
Oh god.
They ended it on a weird set didn't they?
Alright.
They loved having Jessica Alba naked in a kawaii nudity.
Yeah.
Alright next set is going to be animals this time.
Alrighty you pick two to defend yourself and the rest are going to try to kill you.
Alright we have four Grizzly Bears.
We have five Komodo Dragons.
Three Alligators.
Six Ostriches.
One Elephant.
Three Tigers.
Two Anacondas.
Two Rhinos.
And eight Wolves.
Hmm.
And I've already got mine so.
I'll go Tigers and Wolves.
You want Tigers and Wolves?
Cause you got a good pack of Tigers and a good pack of Wolves and Wolves are really good
cohesively.
Well remember it's three Tigers.
And three Tigers.
Three Tigers and eight Wolves.
So you're going with Tigers and Wolves?
I think they got me.
You think they could be four Grizzly Bears?
Just to combine probably.
But with every other creature on there?
It's going to be a hard fight but I'll do their best.
If it was me I'd probably go again with three Tigers and then the four Grizzly Bears.
Four Grizzly Bears?
Yeah.
Cause Grizzly Bears already fuck up wolf packs as it is.
Like they go against it.
They can scare off an entire pack of Wolves from a hunt.
To take their food.
But can they beat no A's Wolves?
Ostriches, they're getting fucked.
Like you're getting from the fucking set.
And it's strong and I like it would be able to fight I believe.
But against four Grizzly Bears and three Tigers that shit is not going to go in his favor.
Grizzly Bears are easily scared off though by humans?
Grizzly Bears?
No.
No black bears are the ones that if it's black fight back.
If it's brown get on the ground.
And if it's white say good night.
The polar bears.
Cause you're just dead.
They'll hunt you down.
They look so docile.
Hey we can call it commercial.
That's the fucking problem.
Komodo Dragons in the short term I don't think they would probably.
They'd probably kill them.
Over time if I get bit.
They get bit they poison you and they die later.
Yeah cause all that shit that's in my slot.
I'd be a fucking draw at that point.
Yeah but this is just going.
They're defending you.
So if you stay alive and you don't get bitten you'll be okay.
Three alligators.
Depends on the circumstance.
Like I don't think it was a full water fight.
It'd be a whole fucking different story.
Yeah but you also wouldn't have the other creatures even in the water to fight.
So that wouldn't make too much sense.
And on top of that what do you call it those.
What are they in South America?
Jaguars?
Jaguars hunt caimans all the time.
So I could see a tiger being able to take out one alligator.
Cause if they bite him behind their neck and they kill him that way.
Which is what the jaguars do for caimans.
Rhinos could probably do quite a bit of damage but they're also easily freaked out.
Cause they're blind basically.
And then anacondas they're so slow on land.
Like yeah they could hurt you but.
They kill ice cube and Jennifer Lopez.
They must be up to something.
So yeah I mean for me tigers and grizzlies but for you tigers and wolves.
Oh yeah maybe they could turn me into a werewolf and I could help out.
Next one is a water fight though.
It's all water creatures in the water.
Alrighty one sperm whale.
Five great wise sharks.
Fifty box jellyfish.
Five hundred piranhas.
Three orcas.
Ten smaller sharks.
One megalodon.
Six crocodiles.
And then two.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
So let me see.
What is it?
It fucking beats me I don't know.
What the fuck?
I don't know what that is in the last one.
Three orcas huh?
Yeah.
For one piranhas don't really uh from what I learned piranhas don't attack.
They don't frenzy like that no?
Yeah.
I think they do.
They only do it when you're weak.
Yes.
Although that would be advantageous if you are weak at the moment.
How many do I get picked from here?
You get two.
Two?
I already know which two I'm going with though.
I can't go with the alligators because that's all deep water.
Well there's saltwater crocodiles so they can swim but.
I hope with orcas.
Oh yeah.
And the megalodon.
I'm going orcas and the sperm whale.
A big old boy.
Yeah.
I uh.
Bam.
I choose orcas because of their intelligence.
Like they are extremely smart.
I choose them because they're evil as fuck.
That too though.
But they can work so well they will create a wave to throw a seal on all the lights.
Oh yeah.
Remember that.
And they just go hunting.
Some fucked up shit.
And then I'm sure you've seen them before where they'll tail slap a seal.
Yeah.
Into the sky.
And then you're just like oh what the fuck.
So yeah.
Seeing a dolphin tail slap the fucking one of the puffer fish.
Probably I have to play with it as a toy.
That's fucked up.
And orcas are just as smart as dolphins.
So that's why I'm choosing that.
And you get three of them?
That's a fuck.
That's wonderful.
And then of course the sperm whale is tanking basically everything.
Because the sperm whale is bigger than a megalodon.
And sperm whales attack those giant squids.
Isn't that Moby Dick a sperm whale?
Yeah.
And he was a douchebag.
And dick and sperm.
I wonder if that's the way he named them.
And they made them white no less.
I don't know.
What if you did?
Now we're realizing.
That dirty son of a bitch.
And then the crocodiles are getting bodied by.
That's a boring book by the way.
Oh Moby Dick?
Yeah I remember that whole thing.
I was like God dang what are you talking about?
That's kill the fucking thing.
He just follows it forever.
For fucking decades basically.
He's mad as fuck all the time.
I think he actually loses.
He does.
He does lose don't he?
Yeah I think so.
I can't remember.
I have to read it again.
That's been so long since I read that book.
It's a classic.
He loses it like the Moby Dick gives him a wink like and he leaves.
It's like haha bitch.
It's like I win again.
But that is every set of who would you choose in a certain battle.
Chris Hemsworth.
Took off the dick.
If not Chris Hemsworth or regular Chris Hemsworth.
You get to pick two and the rest have to have to kill you.
Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt.
I don't know anymore Chris's.
You know Marvel tried to get the full set.
They did.
They tried.
They couldn't get Chris Pine.
No.
They got Chris Hemsworth.
Chris Pratt.
What's the other one?
Chris Evans.
They couldn't get Christian Bale.
They did get Christian Bale didn't they?
He was fucking gore.
Was he?
Yeah.
That horrible performance he had to do.
Yeah that is horrible.
I didn't even realize that.
Never put two and two together for that.
So yeah Chris.
They got three Chris's out of four.
Chris Evans.
I forgot about yeah Captain America.
Yeah I forgot about it.
Well he was Human Torch at one point and then he became Captain America.
Although he plays a Captain America character much better than Human Torch.
But he really liked playing the Captain the Human Torch characters.
I could tell.
That aligned more with his personality probably.
Yeah but whenever you consider Chris.
Chris Evans as Human Torch versus the one that we got to go see.
And that one.
The Michael B. Johnson.
Oh.
Oh that was horrible.
That was a terrible movie.
To this day I still don't understand.
In fact let me have a look.
Let me pull this motherfucker out.
I don't mean my penis either.
Yeah because you wouldn't want to call that a motherfucker.
That'd be a bad.
Banging moms everywhere.
Fantastic.
Fantastic Four.
How do you spell fantastic?
Film series?
Uh.
Um.
No.
Future?
Oh for the new one?
2015?
Ok let's see.
Screenplay by Jeremy Slater, Simon Kinberg and Josh Trank.
To three.
Three screenwriters.
It made it through three?
It made it through either they worked together or it doesn't say if they worked together
or not.
I don't know.
I don't know if they worked together or not.
Did one create a script that was decent and the other two fuck it up?
That happens a lot actually.
You'd be surprised how well crafted screenplays get touched by so many other people.
I'm reading this new book called Kill the Dog.
It's the realest.
It's from an actual screenwriter.
Right.
And it blew me away.
I'm so mad right now.
He told me everything that I needed to know to write a script and everything else was
bullshit.
I have like six or seven books on screenwriting, right?
Right.
They all have this formula or this techniques you have to follow through to write a perfect
script and he said it's all bullshit.
He said that like, because they say you got to write it in this format and then you need
to write the inciting incident in pages between one and 10 and he's like that's bullshit too.
You need to write in your own voice.
Write the story, how you feel it, whatever it looks like.
The inciting incident on Rocky was in page 53.
Oh really?
Yeah.
And I'm like, because I've tried their ways, right?
Like the formula version.
And it's fucking terrible.
I thought I was just a bad writer.
And he, because he's an actual screenwriter, like 200 hours television credit.
He wrote Geostorm.
He's like, I'm sorry for that by the way.
Even a good writer can have a bad story.
So he's not doing it as a, oh, I know better than you type thing.
He's doing it as like, I'm tired of seeing all these screenwriting books that are owned
by screenwriters.
Just by regular writers.
And like even what he said, well, he was like, sometimes they'll put in like, they are the
foremost story consultant for Hollywood.
That's a made up title because they can't be verified.
And I'm like, yeah, cause like some of them do write like a story consultant, like the
hottest story consultant in all of Hollywood.
And I'm like, you lying sons of bitches.
Okay, got you, huh?
You know what, you know what sold me on him?
What he told me about dialogue.
He's like, there's no way to, no, he said, he told me the truth about screenwriting.
It can't be taught.
It can only be learned.
Right.
I'm like, fuck.
He's like, the only way to learn is to find your voice.
And I'm like, how do you find your voice?
The only way to find your voice is to keep writing.
Well, I will sum up bitch because everyone wants a formula, something simple they can
plug in with their story ideas.
And it comes out the story.
He said bullshit.
You need to need to write and find your own voice.
That would explain why so many stories now are shit.
Cause they're all trying to follow one formula.
They finally, yes, they, they follow the formulas and they come out fucking horrendous.
That explains a lot.
I was, I was so, I'm so fucking mad right now.
I could have just been writing whatever.
And another thing, like they say, like you only supposed to write what's on the screen.
He's like, that's bullshit.
You need to write with emotion.
So they, they feel, the reader feels what you're saying.
Is the director is going to take it in whatever direction they're going to go, but they at
least know what the, the emotions behind it were.
And I'm like, son of a bitch.
Everything he's, I've read like half his book and everything he's told me.
It made more sense.
It makes a hundred percent more sense than all the bullshit I've read from other books.
Sounds better.
The rest of you are lying.
Sex is shit.
I could have just been writing and will however my story goes.
That's how it's supposed to go.
Son of a bitch, man.
Wait till I wait.
Talk about it.
Write my screen.
I'm going to be talking so much shit.
Hey, but you'll be able to write a book that says this is how you're supposed to do it.
Follow this guy.
Basically.
Yeah.
It'll be like the little book.
It'll be the whole book.
Two pages.
I'm going to be like, I'm going to go for like 150 pages, like the last page, I just
read his book.
Just read this book.
And sell yours for like $2.
I'm really like, he was like, and he said like, they'll never, he's like, why screen
write all those courses in college are like, uh, just shit.
No, they're like damaging to young screenwriters.
That's what I'm saying.
They get, they get stuck in the, the flow of what the teacher's saying instead of doing
their own voice.
Well, that's like, uh, that brings up a point for me.
Like, I don't know if you've seen the, the video going around on tick tock now where
there's this girl, right?
She said, I went to business school for management and I can't get a job paying 150 to $200,000
and I'm like $80,000 in debt or something like that.
And she said she makes more, um, serving sushi.
That whatever place she works at.
Right.
And the thing is, she said, yeah, they don't tell you whenever you go to college that you
have to have work experience.
My degree was my fucking work experience.
Yeah.
It's like, no, like that's the whole thing.
Like the same thing.
If you've written a bunch and you know how to write, you're going to be able to write
another screenplay easier versus somebody that's going to college to do it.
Like this guy has hand learning drivels that doesn't even tell you how to do stuff.
Right.
And then fills your mind with stuff that you don't need and useless information and things
that are going to lead you down a completely wrong path.
The whole thing I'm thinking of is it's easier to gain experience by doing it rather than
somebody telling you this is how it has to be done.
Like if I knew that there was no actual fucking format, because all they talk about is like
there's a specific format.
So I, I probably just kept writing whatever bullshit I wanted to write until I didn't
fucking diamond and then tidy it up and every day.
Like I don't rewrite.
Right.
Motherfuckers man.
I'm saying though, it seems like college now.
And 20 to 29, February, 20, 23, when this book came out, really, I don't know.
It came out like a couple of months ago and like July.
Yeah.
I've got to think about all this fucking time.
See, that's what I'm saying.
Even for college, whenever you think you're going to school to learn something good, it's
not teaching you anything at this point.
At this point, you might as well just read up on it, like the basics online and stuff
like that, and then figure it out for yourself.
And you're probably going to come out better in the long run than following what an expert
has decided.
22 steps of bullshit.
Yeah.
God damn you man.
Yeah, I agree though.
I definitely agree.
Reading all that crap for nothing.
And I think, I think so constantly, I knew it was bullshit.
As you were reading it?
Because I would read it, right?
But I couldn't get through the book like past like eight or nine pages.
Really?
It sounds weird in my head, right?
Yeah.
Like, I'm already like a, it's like only 200 pages, I'm like 114 pages after a day.
Really?
And I'm like, because he's telling you to what sounds legit.
What sounds commonsensical?
No, but like what actually like I've felt in my heart, I guess.
That's what I'm saying.
Like just your commonsense, okay, this sounds like what it should be, rather than.
Like fucking reading Sid Fields, like screenwriters bullshit, and like you're lying to me.
Yeah.
I've been lied to.
Want my money back?
Maybe I should make every bad guy in my movie.
What are those names?
Now that would actually be great, Revan.
That would make-
Because of the screenplay, and then adding their screenplay, the people that write supposed
books.
Yeah, you said like if they were actually screenwriters, they would be writing screenplays.
And they're not-
Instead of teaching, writing screenplays.
Yeah.
I mean, it's the same thing with like, again, like with college, where if you're teaching
business but you don't run a business-
The hell are you gonna teach me?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Like that's what I'm saying.
You'd learn better-
Let me listen to Warren Buffett.
Yeah.
While I listen to you.
And even, he doesn't even say like I know everything about it.
He's just saying, yeah, this is what I do.
I'm rich as fuck though, so.
Yeah.
Biggie go far.
Exactly.
Me fucking waddles away.
I'm like fucking Scrooge McDuck.
Or even like whenever I went into college, there was a lady that was teaching English
class about like, like this is how you're supposed to write.
And I was like, well, why aren't you a writer?
Like if you think you're so good at supposedly teaching this style of writing, why aren't
you doing anything?
Why aren't you making money with it?
Did you bust out crying?
I don't know.
Like I get if you're teaching history and stuff like that, you don't have to actually
go do what the class is.
I don't know what history is.
But like if you're teaching like-
The way to writing or-
Like if you're teaching physics, are you a physicist?
Like-
Yeah.
But if you're not, or like if you're not a retired one or if you're not somebody that
had actually been in the field, then why are you teaching it?
Like that doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
That was something that bothered the hell out of me with the Big Bang Theory with Sheldon
and Leonard.
Uh huh.
They were in a college, but they weren't teaching physics at all.
So they were researchers.
Supposedly yes.
Hmm.
I don't know.
But they didn't teach or do anything?
There really was Big Bang Theory.
Yeah.
Watched it for Bernadette.
Big Boob Bernadette.
Well that fits perfectly.
All of that in alliteration.
But anything else to add before we head out today?
Yeah read Kill the Dog.
Kill the Dog?
By Paul Gayotek.
I don't know how to say his last name.
He told me in the book how to say it.
I still can't say it.
But he has actual credit.
He is to this day still writing screenplays.
I take it from somebody that actually knows what the hell they're doing.
Yeah he took the time out of his schedule to write this book.
Now he's back to writing screenplays.
See?
Alright.
Well with that we will see you guys on the next one.
See me in my movie.
Bye for now.