1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,120 Hello and welcome to the podcast. 2 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,120 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:14,120 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,160 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,720 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,920 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,400 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,640 The 2001 movie Baby Boy. 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,300 Well, before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 10 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:31,320 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 11 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,100 We also have membership tiers on those platforms if you'd like to support the channel, or 12 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:37,880 you can check out BuyMeACoffee.com or at slash KOEPodcast. 13 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:42,520 All right, let me start off with a story of the flea market today. 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,040 That shit was fucking wild. 15 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:52,520 I made it a hard rule never to go to the bathroom after seven o'clock at the flea market because 16 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,280 that's when the people come out to drink. 17 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:59,280 It was like six to seven, eight, nine, ten, until they close basically. 18 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,960 So it's like, don't go into the floor. 19 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,160 I've been there one time. 20 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,400 It was pissed all over the floor. 21 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,900 Almost fucking fell. 22 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:07,900 Never again. 23 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:11,720 So it's either before five, it's either before six or never. 24 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,280 I go to the supermarket next door. 25 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:18,360 But today for some reason, I just didn't drink that much, so I didn't have to go. 26 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:25,880 I was there from nine a.m. until eight p.m., and I didn't even get to leave until eight 27 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,440 13, eight 30. 28 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,760 But it was seven o'clock. 29 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:30,920 We were closing up. 30 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,520 I was like, I gots to go. 31 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,040 I get bedded over to pick stuff up. 32 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,840 It was squeezing my prostate together. 33 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:37,840 You know what I mean? 34 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,840 Like, your bladder. 35 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,840 Yeah. 36 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,840 Damn. 37 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,280 So I go in there. 38 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,280 And you go down. 39 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,680 You go into the... 40 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,680 It's just open. 41 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,600 There's no fucking door. 42 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,280 But it's like it goes in and turns into like an L shape. 43 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,920 Kind of like a mall bathroom then. 44 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:54,920 Yeah. 45 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,880 So I go in, I turn left. 46 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:57,880 There's a bunch of stalls. 47 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:01,160 There's like all dudes pissing, fucking screaming, whatever. 48 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:07,560 So I go past all those urinals and into another little like door frame. 49 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,800 And there's the sinks. 50 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,760 And to the right is all the stalls. 51 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,760 There's four of them. 52 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:18,120 And in the first fucking stall, there is a dude dead asleep in the fucking... like underneath 53 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,120 the stall. 54 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,040 Like he's asleep on the floor in the stall. 55 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,920 And his bare ass is sticking out of the gap at the bottom. 56 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:29,240 I'm like, God. 57 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,560 He is fucking out. 58 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,560 There's all these guys... 59 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,800 Because there was a bunch of dudes around the sink. 60 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,800 I'm like, what the fuck are they... 61 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,960 I guess I thought they were waiting for the opening of the stall. 62 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,320 There's only four of them. 63 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,480 But no, they're just watching this motherfucker who's fucking snoring. 64 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,480 He is out. 65 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:47,080 I go into the fucking bathroom because the third stall was open. 66 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,080 And like there's no lock on that stall. 67 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,560 So I got to hold it in my dick at the second... 68 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,560 I got to hold the door in my dick at the same time. 69 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:56,400 I ain't got time for this game today. 70 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,960 And the fucking security comes in. 71 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:58,960 I come out. 72 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,360 There's like fucking 50 dudes watching this guy get picked up. 73 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,200 And like he was in a fetal position on the floor, right? 74 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,400 When he got up, the motherfucker was six foot two. 75 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,960 I'm like, yeah. 76 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,680 Like one of those little shrink toys that you throw in the water and they fucking expand. 77 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,040 That's what it looked like when he got out of his fucking drenched in piss. 78 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,200 And just fucking tall as hell. 79 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,480 He was out. 80 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,960 He was out of it. 81 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:28,240 He was like Rocky getting knocked out. 82 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,240 He didn't know where he was. 83 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,200 The fucking security guard was slamming the door to wake him up. 84 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,240 He was like... 85 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:38,920 I could hear the slamming more than the music. 86 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,280 And you can always hear the music no matter where you are. 87 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,960 So they woke him up. 88 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,120 And then I'm like, I don't give a shit, right? 89 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,880 I like the story, but I got my stuff to do. 90 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,400 So I fucking pulled the push two dudes out of the way to get into the sink to wash my 91 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,400 hands. 92 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,120 And then when I turn around, all 50 guys are gone. 93 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,120 Everybody's fucking gone. 94 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,120 That quick? 95 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,120 That quick. 96 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,120 They just came for the spectacle. 97 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,480 Was that all the figment of your imagination here? 98 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,480 No. 99 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,480 It was just a mirage. 100 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,480 It was fun. 101 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:10,120 I was like, fuck, this is why you don't go to the fucking bathroom. 102 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,120 After six o'clock. 103 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,120 God damn. 104 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,120 You run into crazy things. 105 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,120 I broke my own rule. 106 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,320 And look at this shit. 107 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:20,840 The last time this happened, some guy got mugged in the bathroom. 108 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,080 They fucking ripped him. 109 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:26,720 He was drunk and they ripped his fucking pocket from his pocket. 110 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,160 People look and feel your pocket, right? 111 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:33,640 They ripped it from where you're holding your hand down to his fucking ankle. 112 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,400 Those are the fucking huge ass fucking cut like rip all the way down. 113 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:41,480 And he came out the fucking bathroom like, I don't know what happened. 114 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,800 Looking like a fucking fool. 115 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,800 Fucking pants, his underwear. 116 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,800 I'm glad he had underwear. 117 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:47,800 At least he didn't go commando. 118 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,880 God, I've seen so much dick in that bathroom. 119 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,040 Dang it. 120 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,040 The stalls are, they're not properly walled to the side, right? 121 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,040 Yeah. 122 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,040 And dudes stand real far back. 123 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,880 Like they're trying to piss contest. 124 00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,960 I've seen so much dick. 125 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,160 I saw dick as I was leaving the bathroom. 126 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,160 The guy couldn't hold it. 127 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,720 He came in, he had his pants down. 128 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,440 When he turned the corner, his dick was just out. 129 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,560 I'm like, God dang it. 130 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:15,120 I've seen so much fucking dick in real life. 131 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,240 And it's unwarranted, dick. 132 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,240 It's just all of it's unwarranted. 133 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,320 Oh man. 134 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:27,680 Don't ever go to the bathroom in a flea market after seven o'clock if they have a club there. 135 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,080 There is just too much drinking. 136 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,960 Plus you're on the south side of Oklahoma City, which is ghetto. 137 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:39,240 In the ghetto, in the ghetto. 138 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:43,160 I'm going to watch the new episode, the new trailer for the new South Park special on 139 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,320 Paramount Plus is coming out. 140 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,320 Oh, I see. 141 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,320 It's going to be wonderful. 142 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,760 I'm going to watch that on the 27th, baby. 143 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:55,160 So anyway, Baby Boy, 2001, written by John Singleton. 144 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,960 It's pretty much followed the exploits of a character named Joseph Jody Summers. 145 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,440 I think that's his last name. 146 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,440 Let me check. 147 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,440 Jody. 148 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,680 Yeah, Jody Summers. 149 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:10,680 And it's just basically, there's no real linear story. 150 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:15,360 It's just little happenings in his life, his family, his friends. 151 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,800 So it's just a slice of life, basically. 152 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,480 A little bit more hardcore than you say your Hank Hill. 153 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,480 Right. 154 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,480 The King of the Hill slice of life. 155 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:27,000 He's like, you know, in the South Central, all the gang life and whatnot. 156 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,240 And he's 20 years old. 157 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,240 He's basically a bike mechanic. 158 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,240 He just fixes bikes. 159 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,240 Bikes are regular bikes. 160 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,240 Like bicycles. 161 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:36,240 Bicycles? 162 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,240 Yeah, basically. 163 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:41,840 He still lives with his mom. 164 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:44,720 And he's got two kids from two different women. 165 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:50,200 Yvette is his current girlfriend that he really loves, in love with his life. 166 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:54,960 And his other girl named Peanut, and their kid's name Little Nut. 167 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:58,080 It's what it says in Wikipedia. 168 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:02,400 A young woman named Peanut, with whom he also has a daughter Little Nut. 169 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,400 I'm like, okay. 170 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,360 Their little daughter's name is Little Nut. 171 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,360 Whatever. 172 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,400 Weird as shit ever. 173 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,720 And so he's got no job. 174 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:11,720 He's got no prospects. 175 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:16,200 He's just living like, that's why it's called Baby Boy, because he's like the immature, 176 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,920 irresponsible, unadult, but you're not an adult, you know? 177 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:26,560 And so basically the catalyst for the change in his life is his mom gets a new boyfriend 178 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,560 named Melvin. 179 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,560 You know Ving? 180 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,560 You know Ving Rhames? 181 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,080 It's fucking Ving Rhames. 182 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:37,400 A big muscular, just like, hey y'all. 183 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:44,080 So the reason it upsets Jodie is because his older brother was kicked out of the house 184 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:48,840 by his mom's last boyfriend, and his brother ended up dying on the street. 185 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,600 I guess in a gang activity maybe? 186 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,600 Gang violence, yeah. 187 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,600 No, I don't think it already said. 188 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,120 I think it said he got shot, that's it. 189 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,120 Whoops. 190 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,120 I don't know. 191 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,120 It's South Central. 192 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,120 I don't know, man. 193 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 I've never been to LA. 194 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,680 You've never really been to the hood except for the flea market either. 195 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,080 So, hey Matt, that's enough for me. 196 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,200 All the stabbings and fucking beat up, I'm seeing God dang. 197 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,040 I grew up in the hood, so I've seen all this shit. 198 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,040 It ain't my life. 199 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:18,800 Although don't take me for one that does not observe it of the situation. 200 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,880 I will dip immediately if I sense any danger. 201 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:23,880 Don't you think? 202 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:29,200 I grabbed my aunt and my cousin and we're gone. 203 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,440 So he's worried that the same problem's gonna happen to him. 204 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,400 He's gonna be kicked out of the house. 205 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,720 And so he keeps clashing with Melvin. 206 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:42,960 And he's worried that Melvin's gonna mistreat his mom or all sorts of stuff. 207 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:46,640 And one night, Melvin stayed the night over. 208 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:55,120 The first night staying over at their house, oh God, Melvin and his mom, her name is Juanita, 209 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,800 but they call her Nita, I guess. 210 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,200 They are just fucking away in her room. 211 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,000 I'm talking about they were just going off. 212 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,760 You can hear it over his music that he had turned on and their music that they had turned 213 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:12,440 on and he's like, let me teach you this new called the African Squat Fuck. 214 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:17,840 And I'm like, God dang, let me write that down. 215 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:22,040 So the next morning, Jody goes into the, oh by the way, I won't tell you like a whole 216 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,040 like linear story. 217 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:27,360 I'm just gonna tell you my favorite bits and pieces, which I love to do. 218 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,840 Jody goes into the kitchen and he sees Melvin cooking breakfast, right? 219 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:34,200 Jody's the first reaction, he was like, er, er, er. 220 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,320 I'm like, damn Jody, what's the matter? 221 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,480 He was upset that Melvin was there. 222 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:42,520 He goes to the fridge to get some Kool-Aid and he grabs a container with the Kool-Aid 223 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,680 and it's like almost all empty. 224 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:49,040 And like as the perfect fucking segue, you see Melvin take a huge drink of Kool-Aid from 225 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,040 his cup that he has. 226 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,040 He's like, mmm, Kool-Aid. 227 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:54,980 Just to let him know that Melvin took the last of the Kool-Aid. 228 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:58,800 So then Jody's like, fuck, he throws the Kool-Aid in the fridge, he slams the door. 229 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,440 And when he does, you see why he was fucking so upset. 230 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,840 Melvin's butt ass naked in the kitchen. 231 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,400 Fucking just butt ass naked. 232 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:10,960 And I'm like, God dang, that's an ass that could crack a walnut. 233 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,760 What's weird is even though he was butt ass naked, right, but he still had socks and sandals 234 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,400 on. 235 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:19,280 Like long fucking, like all the way up to your like knee socks on. 236 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,160 I'm like, God, what do you have socks and sandals on? 237 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,160 That's weird. 238 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,960 Cause he was an ass naked. 239 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,480 Like I would just assume you'd be ass naked. 240 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,800 Let me tell you a theory. 241 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:35,840 You feel more naked with socks on and nothing else and completely naked. 242 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,560 I guarantee it. 243 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,680 Be completely naked for like five minutes and then put some socks on and nothing else 244 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,680 and then see how you feel. 245 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,720 You'd be like, this feels we even naked her. 246 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,400 And it's like, it sounds impossible. 247 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,080 I can see that there. 248 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,880 I felt this sensation and it's weird. 249 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,880 And I've seen, I've seen posts on online. 250 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,080 People say the same thing. 251 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,160 It's an odd sensation. 252 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,240 So yeah, him and Melvin keep clashing. 253 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:02,160 And so one day fucking Jody thinks like he's got Melvin. 254 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:06,560 It's like, Hey, have you told my mom about your two kids? 255 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,960 And he's like, uh, Melvin's like, Oh, she knows about him. 256 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,960 He's like, Oh really? 257 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:14,920 Cause I went to, I went to your son's school and he wants nothing to do with you. 258 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:18,160 Apparently all you did was beat his mom black and blue. 259 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,320 He just like, he just goes off on him. 260 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,320 Right. 261 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,840 And then Melvin's like, you can see, my mom is getting mad. 262 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,600 Cause every time he gets mad, he starts tapping his face or something. 263 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,240 He tries to control himself. 264 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,840 So Jody finally thinks he's like, Jody's fucking being a douchebag. 265 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,880 He's like laying back in one of those recliners. 266 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,880 And he's like, just like, like, he's like the Godfather. 267 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:38,880 Like that's right. 268 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,640 Tell him, tell him this whole story. 269 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,480 And then Melvin starts to go out the door. 270 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,480 Right. 271 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,520 And Jody's like, yeah, bitch, get out of my house. 272 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,800 And out of nowhere, Melvin comes in and gets him in a fucking choke hold. 273 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,800 And like the first thing that Jody, you know, that's right. 274 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,800 Cry to your mama. 275 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,320 And I'm like, Oh, good job, Jody. 276 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,720 And he is just choking the shit out of Jody. 277 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:05,320 And he tells him like, the only reason I haven't cut a crack down on you is out of respect 278 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,320 for your mother. 279 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,760 But if we were back in prison, cause Melvin's been to prison, I would have put you on your 280 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,360 knees and fix the situation. 281 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:16,480 I'm like, you would have raped Jody with the fucking, it went into a weird, like he's like 282 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,480 a little chocolate, chocolate sprinkle. 283 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,080 Like fucking licks his forehead. 284 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,840 Like the top of his head. 285 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,560 It got weird. 286 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,400 So then you hear Juanita coming in from the hallway and she's like, what you guys up to? 287 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,600 And Melvin backs away from Jody and then fucking slaps him the back of the head. 288 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,800 And then Jody gets off the fucking couch. 289 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,360 And then Melvin's looking there. 290 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,120 He looks guilty, but Juanita doesn't react. 291 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:46,440 He just hugs and kisses Melvin and Jody does the. 292 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,200 So she's like, could you go, hey Melvin, can you get me some cigarettes from the store? 293 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,200 He's like, no problem. 294 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,960 And so she leaves and she's like, I'll be right back. 295 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,120 Hey Jody, you want anything? 296 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,120 He's coming. 297 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:59,200 You want anything from the store? 298 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,240 That's the funniest scene in the whole movie. 299 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,240 Like it was nothing happened. 300 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,720 You want anything from the store? 301 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,880 It was just a regular way of interacting. 302 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:15,680 So another time Jody and his friend Sweepy, who was basically Cuba Gooding Jr.'s brother. 303 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,600 I think it was Omar Gooding maybe. 304 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,320 It looks like a Gooding. 305 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,040 I know it's, I know they're related. 306 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,480 No, I'm sure not at all. 307 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:28,480 Oh, I feel so bad. 308 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,760 So they're pretty much shit talking Melvin. 309 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:36,560 And Melvin's just walking around the hallway into and out of the bathroom, back out again. 310 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:41,800 And he comes up and he like, after they say some shit, like, I hope you hear me too. 311 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,800 And Melvin's like, I hear you. 312 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:49,320 And Melvin comes out of the fucking bathroom and then he teaches them a lesson. 313 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,000 Or he gives them like a, what's the word, like a Ted talk. 314 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,440 He's like, here's the problem with you young folks. 315 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,960 All you guys worry about is butter. 316 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,120 Well, you should be worried about guns. 317 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:03,520 And he starts going into some fucking weird tangent, which makes 100% sense, I guess. 318 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,440 I don't know about the guns and butter part. 319 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:11,480 Basically he says like they should be focusing on guns, which is stocks and bonds and like 320 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,560 art stuff that appreciates over time. 321 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:20,480 So you have to have value, but instead of focusing on butter, which has cars, clothes, 322 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:25,440 jewelry that just fucking, you know, I guess, deep, devalue depreciate. 323 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,400 I don't know if jewelry depreciates, does it? 324 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,280 Well, it doesn't really have a true value as it is. 325 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,280 Like diamonds. 326 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,120 Diamonds are not as valuable as you think. 327 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,480 But Rihanna says they're forever. 328 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,480 Is she lying to me? 329 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,960 Diamonds in the sky. 330 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,240 Or that's another song. 331 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,600 It's a different song. 332 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,920 She sings bright like a diamond. 333 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,040 Oh, then who told diamonds are forever? 334 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,520 That lion son of a bitch. 335 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,680 Yeah, they're not. 336 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:58,320 It was a thing that like diamonds really have no value. 337 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,320 Like think about it. 338 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,760 They're used in industrial equipment all the time. 339 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,800 But not because they're super show, super durable. 340 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,800 No. 341 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,320 Huh, well, that sucks. 342 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,280 They're not even that uncommon anymore. 343 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,280 Yeah. 344 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:13,680 Like when you buy something that's got diamonds in it, you're buying it just because of the 345 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,120 name diamond. 346 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,840 Just because of the brand. 347 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,840 The branding of it. 348 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:18,840 Yeah. 349 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:19,840 Diamond brand. 350 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:20,840 Yeah. 351 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,840 Diamond studded condoms. 352 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,520 Like there's other materials that are much more rare and much more valuable. 353 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,520 By common sense. 354 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,520 Mm hmm. 355 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,600 That now is worth more than $100. 356 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600 Quantity. 357 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:35,360 Yeah, so basically I'm like, Melvin, you're talking weird, but I understand what you're 358 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,360 saying. 359 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,160 I gotta get my guns instead of butter. 360 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,280 Doesn't mean I don't want to have a nice wardrobe though. 361 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,560 I gotta plan to make a fucking banging wardrobe someday. 362 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:47,360 I have a fledge weight so much in weight, I'm so fat and skinny sometimes. 363 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:53,520 Like the time I fucking switch to buy new clothes, I'm fucking out of shape for those. 364 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,240 So that's going on with Melvin. 365 00:15:55,240 --> 00:16:00,160 So those problems are going on with at home. 366 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:07,040 And then on the other side, he's in a relationship with Yvette, who is the daughter of his son. 367 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:11,360 And they have just a fucking unbelievable amount of problems. 368 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:15,640 Like I guess she's worried that he keeps cheating on her. 369 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,640 He is. 370 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,640 All the time. 371 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,280 If Jodie's good at anything, it's getting laid. 372 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,280 With almost every woman in the fucking, except for his mom, thankfully. 373 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,680 No, because Melvin's crushing that. 374 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,760 Yeah, giving that ass African squat fuck. 375 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,240 He's doing things that nobody's even heard of. 376 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,960 Yeah, like I finally thought about it. 377 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,960 Like I learned this in Africa. 378 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,720 I don't know where the fuck you learned it from. 379 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:47,520 So then one time they're having some weird argument and she's fucking telling him that 380 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,240 she fucking hates him. 381 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:53,480 And to leave her life, all this shit, she is just cussing him out. 382 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,280 So they go, write him out of here. 383 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,880 He leaves her apartment because he doesn't want to live with her, which is what she wants. 384 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:03,320 Him, her, and their son, he wants to still live at his home. 385 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,480 Have no job, pay no rent, all that good stuff. 386 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,480 Really easy lies. 387 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,480 Sounds awesome. 388 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:13,680 I still got to pay bills even though I'm here. 389 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:18,040 So they just have this weird, like it's almost like a childish, like, I hate you. 390 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,040 I hate you too. 391 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:23,800 And as he's leaving the apartment and I'm like, okay, so where's the fucking cap on 392 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,800 this? 393 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,360 Cause they just keep getting louder and louder. 394 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,840 First of all, she flinches a lot when he gets close to her when they're arguing, which means 395 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,840 that she's must, must do. 396 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,360 I hit a lot back in a different relationship cause she's worried. 397 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,840 Even though he said he never hit her and the fear is there for her cause she keeps flinching 398 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,960 every time. 399 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,320 And so finally they look dead in each other's eyes. 400 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,320 Like, I hate you. 401 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,880 It was like, what you gonna do about it? 402 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:49,000 And then they fucking immediately, the scene fucking flips and they're just banging away. 403 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:54,840 They're just fucking banging away and fucking, Jody's just like, you like that dick? 404 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,560 And she's like, I love that dick. 405 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,560 You like that daddy dick? 406 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,920 I love that daddy dick. 407 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,920 I'm like, what the fuck am I saying right now? 408 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,760 She's fucking screaming like, you're going to clean this apartment up? 409 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,760 She's like, I'm going to clean. 410 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,240 You're going to cook me my tacos. 411 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,960 I'm cooking you tacos. 412 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:12,200 It's just the most randomest fucking sex talk I've ever heard. 413 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,360 Almost as much as that one that I told you about where it's like, who got me that beer? 414 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,360 I got you that. 415 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,360 It's pretty much that. 416 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,960 So they're just banging away, right? 417 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,600 And I guess he bangs her so well that when they're done, she goes into the fucking living 418 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,520 room and cleans up the whole living, the whole fucking apartment. 419 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,280 And she cooks him these tacos that he's eating later, right? 420 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:34,880 But let me tell you right now, those tacos, they were some dry ass looking tacos. 421 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,320 Nothing against Javad, but that girl cannot cook tacos. 422 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,720 It was just the fucking beef and like the fucking tortilla. 423 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,840 Were they like Jamie Oliver style tacos where it's like nobody would ever want that shit? 424 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,840 They're just dry. 425 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:50,000 Like I'm probably joining with like, ah, ah, ah, water. 426 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,240 Like where's the fucking lettuce, the salsa, you know, like a little bit of lemon squeeze 427 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,240 on top of zest. 428 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,720 I could have taught her how to cook some tacos. 429 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,640 She's just like, ah, ah, just they were, they look so dry. 430 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,440 My mouth is drying up watching me. 431 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,640 I'm like, oh boy. 432 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,640 All right. 433 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,640 So, uh, Jody wants, uh, he's, he needs a job. 434 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,720 So I said, go down and apply him for a job. 435 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,280 He's like, you know what I should do? 436 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,960 Sell women's clothes. 437 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:22,840 So he somehow get, meet some people on a truck, like a little like connect contact and they, 438 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:29,320 they slide them clothes off the, uh, the, uh, supply truck and then he, he gives us 439 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,320 some money and then he's basically, he's making like a great market. 440 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:36,600 He's basically bootlegging clothes and he's selling them all to these women. 441 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,800 He's making like $400 for like a rack of clothes. 442 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,800 So that's his business. 443 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:44,000 He's making a lot of money and his friend Sweet Pea is upset cause he's like, yo, why 444 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 I thought we were friends. 445 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,120 Like, why don't you get me a job? 446 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,080 Like he wants to work with him selling clothes. 447 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,280 So he gives Sweet Pea a job to sell some clothes. 448 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,440 And he gives him, I'm gonna give you one article of clothing. 449 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,920 If you can sell that, then we can talk business. 450 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,920 He's like, all right. 451 00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:02,920 So he gives him a fucking dress and then fucking, we'll see Sweet Pea on the fucking sidewalk. 452 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,920 Yeah, you want to stretch. 453 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:04,920 Hey, who wants this dress? 454 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,640 Just randomly trying to sell a dress to a woman. 455 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,320 And he finally gets her attention, right? 456 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,440 Because he tells her she looks like Tyra Banks and she's all excited. 457 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,680 And then she asked him, she asked him, so what kind of material is this? 458 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,640 Like bitch, do you want this dress or not? 459 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:23,360 And it ruins the whole fucking transaction. 460 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:31,160 So eventually, Jody, cause his mom, Juanita wanted a garden. 461 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,880 So that's throughout the whole movie, she's growing her garden. 462 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,960 And you can see like, and that's how they show you how time is passing, I guess, by 463 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,760 how the garden works. 464 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,520 Yeah, it's getting bigger and bigger. 465 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,260 And finally she got it to the point that she likes it. 466 00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:49,200 And then while she's digging up some weeds, she finds some, some weed and she's like, 467 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,080 oh, I can't believe Jody did this. 468 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,880 So she blames Jody and Jody's like, that wasn't me, mama. 469 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,360 And he tells him, probably Melvin. 470 00:20:56,360 --> 00:21:00,880 So they wait that night till, till Melvin, for Melvin to get home. 471 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:06,840 And yes, Melvin did plant that weed and he's like, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. 472 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,760 And she just lets it go. 473 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:13,000 And that fucking Jody flips out like I was about to get fucking tossed out this house, 474 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,600 but then Melvin, he, and you know, that the whole thing, right. 475 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:21,600 And they get into an argument and then Jody tries to, he pushes Melvin and Melvin knocks 476 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,600 him the fuck out into a fucking glass table. 477 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,600 It shatters to pieces. 478 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:30,240 He's just laying there like, ah, he's getting choked out. 479 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,440 He's got the fun beat out of him. 480 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,280 He saw some bare ass. 481 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,840 And then finally Jody leaves. 482 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:43,480 Because like, because Melvin wanted to leave because like, I can't live like this. 483 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,440 Like you want, this man wants to get me like, I got two strikes. 484 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,480 He wants to go to jail forever. 485 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,480 He's flipping out. 486 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,080 He was completely, he wanted to kill Jody at that point. 487 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,440 But somehow they calm down. 488 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,440 Jody leaves. 489 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,800 It's like, if I like it, don't call me if he starts beating your ass, you can't watch 490 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,400 your heart. 491 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:10,360 And he leaves and he goes to spend the, I guess, live with Sweepee because before that, 492 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:15,320 he had a, that's pretty much, before that he had a real argument with Yvette because 493 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:21,200 she found some condoms in the car, her car basically, that he's been driving around. 494 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:26,000 And they got into a huge argument and he wanted to leave the apartments to have her cool off. 495 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,480 But she fucking punched him in the face. 496 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,720 So he's like, oh, and then he's like, fuck. 497 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,360 I get socked a lot now. 498 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:36,520 So like he slaps her in the face. 499 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,960 Because she gets punched him, right? 500 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,760 And she fucking crumbles like a sack of potatoes. 501 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,840 Immediately has a black eye. 502 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:48,280 Jody's gonna get taken, fucking socked in the mouth constantly. 503 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,640 So she's like, oh, she's fucking bawling on the ground. 504 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,240 He's all fucking upset about it because he didn't mean to hit her. 505 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,840 He picks her up and tries to take her to the bedroom and she fights him off and she runs 506 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:58,840 to the bedroom anyway. 507 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,960 I don't know what the fucking point of that was for. 508 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,200 He goes to the bedroom and in his fucking brilliant mind, like this will fix everything, he goes 509 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,200 down to her and then he leaves. 510 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,680 I'm like, what the fuck? 511 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:13,320 That was the randomest shit I've ever seen. 512 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,520 Like she screams Jody as she orgasms and he's fucking gone. 513 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,760 It's like, my work here is done. 514 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:23,520 And he fucking dance. 515 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,320 So now he's at fucking, so now he can't go home. 516 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:32,280 Yvette fucking hates him and this actually happened before the altercation with Melvin 517 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,160 because he was still at home at that time. 518 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,400 But now up to this point, now he's with Sweet Pea. 519 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,400 Everywhere he goes, he keeps fucking his ass beat. 520 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:46,880 And one day, talk about asshole, but one day he goes to the supermarket or the convenience 521 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,880 store to get some alize. 522 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:53,080 Like alize a day, like one alize a day or some shit like he says. 523 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,980 And he goes out because he had just broken up with Yvette. 524 00:23:55,980 --> 00:24:00,000 This was after the assault fiasco. 525 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,480 And so he's riding his bike now, his bicycle, and some kids riding his bike around the parking 526 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,480 lot. 527 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,480 He's like, yo, my bike. 528 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,480 So he tries to chase that guy. 529 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,960 And then the guy behind him grabbed his alize, like my alize. 530 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,920 So then he runs after the guy with his alize, but there's like five or six of them, right? 531 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,800 And it's like, oh, you don't want to fight us. 532 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,320 You guys ain't going to do nothing. 533 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,760 And one of the kids is like, I'm Looney Tunes. 534 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,840 And he's like, so what? 535 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,840 Like so? 536 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,080 No, he's like, he says, so do something. 537 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,520 I can't convey to you like how it happened, right? 538 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,120 He's like, so do something. 539 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,220 So they all jump up and beat his ass. 540 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:40,660 In my head, the way I see it, right? 541 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:42,560 He said, so do something. 542 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,660 Here's what I saw. 543 00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:47,340 He said, so, and as he said, so they're already around him in a circle. 544 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:50,800 He said something and they were all already beating the shit out of him. 545 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,120 And then he said, he said, so, he said, do. 546 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,860 And then when he said something, he was, he's laying on the ground. 547 00:24:55,860 --> 00:25:00,480 So in my head, like he says, so, he said something, he was getting his ass beat. 548 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,800 That's how fast it looked like, because that's how fast it was. 549 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,280 He said, so do something and they beat the shit out of him. 550 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,120 But in my head, it happened as he was saying, as he's saying it in the line. 551 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:13,640 He's like, so, and then he's already getting his ass beat halfway through something. 552 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,640 I'm like, God. 553 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,040 And then they leave him his bike too. 554 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,600 Like don't watch your bro cam. 555 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600 I took the alize. 556 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,600 Of course they took the alize. 557 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,720 They were too young to buy it probably. 558 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:24,720 Come to think of it, so was he. 559 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,720 He's only 20. 560 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:26,720 That'd be 21. 561 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:31,240 Where did it take place in California, right? 562 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,480 Yeah. 563 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,960 And it took place in 2001? 564 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:38,560 2000, I guess they would have filmed it in 2000, right? 565 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,560 And then release it in 01. 566 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,160 Ooh, where the drinking, was the drinking age 21 there at the time? 567 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,160 I don't fucking know. 568 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,160 I don't either. 569 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:50,160 I know the age of cassette in Japan was 13 till six months ago, you freacy. 570 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:55,160 I didn't want to read that article on the Economist, but there you are. 571 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,360 Then you might not want to know what it is in some of these other places. 572 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:01,000 I want to know that. 573 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,400 So they beat his ass and he fucking rides his bike back to Sweet Pea's house. 574 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400 Sweet Pea, they beat my ass. 575 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,400 They beat your ass. 576 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,400 These little kids. 577 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,080 You're like, they're little kids. 578 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,640 So they roll up on these kids. 579 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,640 They're in a park. 580 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:17,280 They're more like teenagers, not kids, but to them they're, you know, youngsters. 581 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:25,040 And Sweet Pea, so they find them in a park and they park in the edge of the street. 582 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,040 And then Sweet Pea gets out by himself and comes up to these kids, right? 583 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:32,920 And he pretends to be super drunk, like, oh, gee, how's it doing? 584 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:37,920 And then like right when they drop their guard, he fucking pulls a gun on them. 585 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:42,280 And then one of them starts running and then fucking Jody comes up with his own gun. 586 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:47,000 And then they line them up in a fucking row and they're like, well, what do we got here? 587 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,280 He kept, Jody kept saying like, this is the one that tried to steal my Alize. 588 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,880 And I'm like, he did steal your Alize. 589 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,880 He tried. 590 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,880 Then he had it. 591 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,920 They were drinking it as we speak. 592 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,580 So they want to teach him a lesson. 593 00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:00,760 So Jody punches one of them. 594 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,000 He's like, oh, fuck my hand. 595 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,200 And Sweet Pea gets mad as fuck. 596 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,080 Like, Jody, you telling me his fucking tooth is stronger than your fist? 597 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,520 Because he's like, I must have hit a tooth or something. 598 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,960 But let me, let me show you how to knock someone out. 599 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,960 And like, I guess it's like some solid advice that you want to either go for the nose or 600 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,360 the eye and you got to get real close up to him. 601 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:23,960 And then you got to get real close on him and then real back a little bit and then boom. 602 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,560 And he fucking socks one of the kids. 603 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,040 He's fucking done. 604 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,080 And then Jody, the first guy that Jody punched, he like get back up. 605 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,640 Like, oh, come on, my jaw's hurting. 606 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,480 Like get your bitch ass back up. 607 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,960 He gets back up and he socks him again. 608 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:45,320 And the way Jody punches looks so ineffective compared to the way Pea punched. 609 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,840 He was knocking the fuck out. 610 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:52,560 Like he was doing like a solid, like just like a like more force from little distance. 611 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,560 Boom, boom. 612 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,280 Very, very like efficient. 613 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,280 Efficient. 614 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,760 Yeah, like no haymakers, like a straight shot. 615 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,760 Boom. 616 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,160 And then they got to the last kid, right? 617 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,280 He's like, don't flinch, you get two. 618 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,560 And the kid puts his chin up and goes, oh, look at this guy. 619 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:13,120 He's got some, he says something like he's got some spunk or something. 620 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,480 And they go, oh, I ain't going to hit you, homie. 621 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,000 He fucking takes his belt off and starts whipping him with him. 622 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,360 Like he starts whipping the shit out of this one guy. 623 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:25,280 And I just like, like, and then he's like, I don't know what I told him what he said. 624 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,800 Like I could've just went like, like, like say you're my bitch. 625 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,880 Like, oh, you're a bitch or some shit like that. 626 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:34,040 He's whipping the fuck out of this kid with his belt. 627 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,240 Man, it's such a weird movie. 628 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,600 It's a good movie, but it's fucking weird. 629 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,340 It gets crazier. 630 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:47,680 Like after Yvette and Jodie break up, fucking Snoop Dogg gets out of prison. 631 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,560 His character's name is Rodney. 632 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,360 And he just happens to end up at her fucking apartment. 633 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,680 Like he just comes in and doesn't leave. 634 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,200 I don't know why she doesn't have the police come in and take him or whatever. 635 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,200 What the fuck? 636 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,200 Like he's just there. 637 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,200 He's just there. 638 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,200 Yeah. 639 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,080 Like she never invited him because she used to talk to him on the phone because they used 640 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,360 to, they were, they used to boyfriend and girlfriend before he went to jail. 641 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,960 Then she met Jodie and you know, ignored him. 642 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:14,720 But while he was, while she was having problems with Jodie, she would call him on the phone 643 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,720 and send him letters about Jodie and her problems. 644 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,120 I'm like, you can't do that girl. 645 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,680 And she didn't expect him to come back. 646 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,960 And he fucking just shows up. 647 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,680 Like I would forget how tall Snoop Dogg is till I see him around other people. 648 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,480 Yeah, he is really tall. 649 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:34,880 And yeah, so at one point like he wants to get, he almost rapes your vet, but because 650 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,680 Jodie's son's there, thankfully he does it. 651 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:43,800 And she goes and tells Jodie about it and him and Sweepee were real meticulous about 652 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,800 it too. 653 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,080 Like they were, they were getting their guns together, right? 654 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:52,760 But every bullet and the mag had, they were wrapping it in like bandanas because they 655 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,360 were like rubbing down every bullet for fingerprints and all like that. 656 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,360 Nothing was going to be back to that. 657 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,280 I was like, oh man, they're going to kill him. 658 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,200 I ain't no coming back to them. 659 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,880 You know what I mean? 660 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,480 But Jodie's like, oh man, I can't do this. 661 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,680 I'm not a killer. 662 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,680 And Sweepee's like, oh, that's all right, homie. 663 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,680 Like you know what I want to do? 664 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,680 I want to get baptized. 665 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,400 I want to change my life around. 666 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,440 Because him and Jodie had a conversation a while back about like, because Jodie found 667 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,920 his calling was selling women's clothes. 668 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,560 Like, cause he's just good with women. 669 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,280 And so he finally asked Sweepee like, Sweepee, you're just like, what are you good at? 670 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,760 Like, what do you enjoy doing? 671 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,760 Like you just think about it. 672 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,160 And like, that's what you should be doing in life. 673 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,800 And he's like, so like Jodie's like, well, what are you good at? 674 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:36,800 And Sweepee's like robbing people. 675 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,040 But he doesn't want to do that anymore. 676 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:43,120 He wants to, you know, he wants to, he basically wants to be baptized and become religious. 677 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,760 So he wants to be a church preacher where he just robs people. 678 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,480 I guess technically, yeah. 679 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,040 So they go to the front porch cause they're trying to figure out what to do. 680 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,520 Cause Jodie had told Yvette to get her stuff and come back to Sweepee's house cause she 681 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,520 couldn't stay there anymore. 682 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,520 Rodney was there. 683 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,720 And Rodney had just stolen her car. 684 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,880 So when her car pulls up to the park, to Sweepee's house, Jodie thinks it's her. 685 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:13,240 When the windows come down and they peel out, peel forward, they start blasting Jodie. 686 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:17,840 Now Sweepee is the real gangster cause he pops up, already has a gun in his hand, blasts 687 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,840 him back. 688 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,560 Jodie just stands there getting shot like, nooooo. 689 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:27,160 And then Sweepee, the car pulls off and Sweepee follows the car to the street and starts 690 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,160 blasting. 691 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,160 Like he's blasting. 692 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,440 I don't know if I'd have that efficiency to start shooting. 693 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,920 I'd probably be the first one to be dead. 694 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:33,920 I'd probably be Jodie. 695 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:34,920 I'd probably be dead. 696 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,640 So Sweepee's like, no. 697 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:42,200 So he goes back and he looks at Sweepee's girlfriend and is freaking out in the car 698 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,920 cause there's like bullet holes all over the frame of the door. 699 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,520 They were blasting him. 700 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,560 And he goes to check on, she's freaking out cause she's like, how's Jodie doing? 701 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,280 And he goes and checks on Jodie but Jodie is 100% fine. 702 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,080 He didn't get shot at all. 703 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,640 They showed him getting shot sequence, but that was what he imagined in his head. 704 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:06,080 And then they showed his real scene was like when they fucking turned toward the, when 705 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:11,520 they leveled up the house and started shooting, he had dove behind a tree basically into the 706 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,520 ground. 707 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,520 So they missed him completely. 708 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,920 And he was all mad like, damn it. 709 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,920 I almost died right there. 710 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,920 Like I almost fucking died. 711 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,320 So Rodney gets back to the apartment and the lights don't work. 712 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,440 I said, what the hell? 713 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,840 And he's screaming for Yvette, Yvette's gone. 714 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,680 So he's like, and he goes outside and he starts looking around and all the other apartments 715 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,820 have their lights on, but not the rooms or seven where he's at. 716 00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:42,160 So he goes down to the breaker and he's looking like he opens up a little like a lighter to 717 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,480 see the fucking light. 718 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,200 And he's looking at the breakers like, what the fuck? 719 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,880 And he realized that one of them's turned off and he turns off both of them. 720 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,880 Like, there we go. 721 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,120 And when he fucking closes the breaker and turns fucking Jodie standing right there. 722 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,700 And he's like, Rodney's like, what you think I'm scared or something? 723 00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,280 And then like he feels something behind him. 724 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,600 He turns around and sweeps behind him. 725 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,760 That's when he actually got scared because that's the one that he started shooting. 726 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,080 So he's like, oh, and he just started, he fucking sucks Jodie. 727 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:11,880 Jodie's been punched like four times, four or five times in this fucking movie. 728 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,760 And Rodney starts fucking booking it. 729 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,760 He just fucking sucked. 730 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,560 He always gets punched like right to left. 731 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,560 He always gets punched in the left side of his fucking face too, by the way. 732 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,120 Is what I'm starting to realize. 733 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,320 The whole side of his face is fucked. 734 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,640 Oh, fuck, dog. 735 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,640 So they start running. 736 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,640 Rodney's running. 737 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,440 Jodie and P are behind him. 738 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,720 And Jodie's able to get some shots off. 739 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,400 And he actually hits Rodney in his legs. 740 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,320 He's like, oh no. 741 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,880 He fucking falls and they walk up to him. 742 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,520 And Sweepy's like, all right, Jodie, take care of it. 743 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:49,080 And Jodie's like, you know, he freaks out and he doesn't shoot him. 744 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,960 And the second he puts his gun down, I'm like, I can't do it. 745 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,960 Like, there's no words, right? 746 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,960 Like the whole inner monologue between like, it's almost like a telepathic, like, like 747 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,760 Sweepy knows he's not going to shoot him, right? 748 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:04,160 The second he just looks over for like a split second, turns over and fucking blows Rodney 749 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,160 away. 750 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,160 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 751 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,800 I'm like, God dang, Sweepy. 752 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,720 He is a stray savage in this movie. 753 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,320 Just immediately kills like Rodney. 754 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,320 Right? 755 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,320 It's like, do it, man. 756 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:20,520 I've done everything in this world, but see, Jesus. 757 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,320 And then Sweepy's like, OK, you get to meet him. 758 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,720 Unless you go to hell. 759 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,680 They get to hear about him. 760 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,640 And that's basically the whole movie. 761 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,360 Jodie ends up getting married to Yvette. 762 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,840 They move in together, keep selling women's clothes. 763 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,200 His mom and Melvin are in a good place because he's actually a good man now. 764 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,760 He's changed. 765 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,480 Sweepy gets beat the fuck out of his first. 766 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,480 Well, he only punched him once. 767 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,480 He jumped his ass out. 768 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,480 He had to put him in his place. 769 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,480 Dominance. 770 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,480 That's right. 771 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,480 Cry to your mama. 772 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,480 That's not actually a meme on TikTok for a while. 773 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,480 Cry to your mama. 774 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,480 That's right. 775 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,480 Cry to your mama. 776 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,480 So, and fucking Sweepy gets baptized. 777 00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,480 He's absolved of all his sins. 778 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,480 He's like, hallelujah. 779 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,480 I wish I'd do a spinoff with Sweepy being like back in the gang life. 780 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,480 You have to leave the church. 781 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,480 Yeah, like he's such a good, like, interesting character, especially the fact that he was 782 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,480 able to trick those kids into thinking he was a good guy. 783 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,480 He's like, I'm going to go to hell. 784 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,480 I'm going to go to hell. 785 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,480 I'm going to go to hell. 786 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,480 I'm going to go to hell. 787 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,480 I'm going to go to hell. 788 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,480 I'm going to go to hell. 789 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:19,480 I'm going to go to hell. 790 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:26,480 I'm going to go to hell. 791 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:41,480 I'm going to go to hell. 792 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:46,480 I'm going to go to hell. 793 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:53,480 I'm going to go to hell. 794 00:35:53,480 --> 00:36:10,480 I'm going to go to hell. 795 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:21,480 I'm going to go to hell. 796 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,640 like the when you talk about it you realize the correlations in the movie is 797 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,640 funny he really did get sucked in on the left side of his face like three times 798 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,800 from like three different people I'm sure he's got hairline fractures and 799 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,320 like he's like that that one side his fucking face is just like a perfect 800 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:43,760 target you've had him there Melvin hit him there and Rodney hit him there the 801 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,600 kids that beat him up they all beat him they just stomped him out but it will 802 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,960 they included that area as well just everything else too yeah they basically 803 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:55,720 get ahead of all of it all right well with that we will see you guys on the 804 00:36:55,720 --> 00:37:18,480 next one