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The 2001 movie Baby Boy.
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All right, let me start off with a story of the flea market today.
That shit was fucking wild.
I made it a hard rule never to go to the bathroom after seven o'clock at the flea market because
that's when the people come out to drink.
It was like six to seven, eight, nine, ten, until they close basically.
So it's like, don't go into the floor.
I've been there one time.
It was pissed all over the floor.
Almost fucking fell.
Never again.
So it's either before five, it's either before six or never.
I go to the supermarket next door.
But today for some reason, I just didn't drink that much, so I didn't have to go.
I was there from nine a.m. until eight p.m., and I didn't even get to leave until eight
13, eight 30.
But it was seven o'clock.
We were closing up.
I was like, I gots to go.
I get bedded over to pick stuff up.
It was squeezing my prostate together.
You know what I mean?
Like, your bladder.
Yeah.
Damn.
So I go in there.
And you go down.
You go into the...
It's just open.
There's no fucking door.
But it's like it goes in and turns into like an L shape.
Kind of like a mall bathroom then.
Yeah.
So I go in, I turn left.
There's a bunch of stalls.
There's like all dudes pissing, fucking screaming, whatever.
So I go past all those urinals and into another little like door frame.
And there's the sinks.
And to the right is all the stalls.
There's four of them.
And in the first fucking stall, there is a dude dead asleep in the fucking... like underneath
the stall.
Like he's asleep on the floor in the stall.
And his bare ass is sticking out of the gap at the bottom.
I'm like, God.
He is fucking out.
There's all these guys...
Because there was a bunch of dudes around the sink.
I'm like, what the fuck are they...
I guess I thought they were waiting for the opening of the stall.
There's only four of them.
But no, they're just watching this motherfucker who's fucking snoring.
He is out.
I go into the fucking bathroom because the third stall was open.
And like there's no lock on that stall.
So I got to hold it in my dick at the second...
I got to hold the door in my dick at the same time.
I ain't got time for this game today.
And the fucking security comes in.
I come out.
There's like fucking 50 dudes watching this guy get picked up.
And like he was in a fetal position on the floor, right?
When he got up, the motherfucker was six foot two.
I'm like, yeah.
Like one of those little shrink toys that you throw in the water and they fucking expand.
That's what it looked like when he got out of his fucking drenched in piss.
And just fucking tall as hell.
He was out.
He was out of it.
He was like Rocky getting knocked out.
He didn't know where he was.
The fucking security guard was slamming the door to wake him up.
He was like...
I could hear the slamming more than the music.
And you can always hear the music no matter where you are.
So they woke him up.
And then I'm like, I don't give a shit, right?
I like the story, but I got my stuff to do.
So I fucking pulled the push two dudes out of the way to get into the sink to wash my
hands.
And then when I turn around, all 50 guys are gone.
Everybody's fucking gone.
That quick?
That quick.
They just came for the spectacle.
Was that all the figment of your imagination here?
No.
It was just a mirage.
It was fun.
I was like, fuck, this is why you don't go to the fucking bathroom.
After six o'clock.
God damn.
You run into crazy things.
I broke my own rule.
And look at this shit.
The last time this happened, some guy got mugged in the bathroom.
They fucking ripped him.
He was drunk and they ripped his fucking pocket from his pocket.
People look and feel your pocket, right?
They ripped it from where you're holding your hand down to his fucking ankle.
Those are the fucking huge ass fucking cut like rip all the way down.
And he came out the fucking bathroom like, I don't know what happened.
Looking like a fucking fool.
Fucking pants, his underwear.
I'm glad he had underwear.
At least he didn't go commando.
God, I've seen so much dick in that bathroom.
Dang it.
The stalls are, they're not properly walled to the side, right?
Yeah.
And dudes stand real far back.
Like they're trying to piss contest.
I've seen so much dick.
I saw dick as I was leaving the bathroom.
The guy couldn't hold it.
He came in, he had his pants down.
When he turned the corner, his dick was just out.
I'm like, God dang it.
I've seen so much fucking dick in real life.
And it's unwarranted, dick.
It's just all of it's unwarranted.
Oh man.
Don't ever go to the bathroom in a flea market after seven o'clock if they have a club there.
There is just too much drinking.
Plus you're on the south side of Oklahoma City, which is ghetto.
In the ghetto, in the ghetto.
I'm going to watch the new episode, the new trailer for the new South Park special on
Paramount Plus is coming out.
Oh, I see.
It's going to be wonderful.
I'm going to watch that on the 27th, baby.
So anyway, Baby Boy, 2001, written by John Singleton.
It's pretty much followed the exploits of a character named Joseph Jody Summers.
I think that's his last name.
Let me check.
Jody.
Yeah, Jody Summers.
And it's just basically, there's no real linear story.
It's just little happenings in his life, his family, his friends.
So it's just a slice of life, basically.
A little bit more hardcore than you say your Hank Hill.
Right.
The King of the Hill slice of life.
He's like, you know, in the South Central, all the gang life and whatnot.
And he's 20 years old.
He's basically a bike mechanic.
He just fixes bikes.
Bikes are regular bikes.
Like bicycles.
Bicycles?
Yeah, basically.
He still lives with his mom.
And he's got two kids from two different women.
Yvette is his current girlfriend that he really loves, in love with his life.
And his other girl named Peanut, and their kid's name Little Nut.
It's what it says in Wikipedia.
A young woman named Peanut, with whom he also has a daughter Little Nut.
I'm like, okay.
Their little daughter's name is Little Nut.
Whatever.
Weird as shit ever.
And so he's got no job.
He's got no prospects.
He's just living like, that's why it's called Baby Boy, because he's like the immature,
irresponsible, unadult, but you're not an adult, you know?
And so basically the catalyst for the change in his life is his mom gets a new boyfriend
named Melvin.
You know Ving?
You know Ving Rhames?
It's fucking Ving Rhames.
A big muscular, just like, hey y'all.
So the reason it upsets Jodie is because his older brother was kicked out of the house
by his mom's last boyfriend, and his brother ended up dying on the street.
I guess in a gang activity maybe?
Gang violence, yeah.
No, I don't think it already said.
I think it said he got shot, that's it.
Whoops.
I don't know.
It's South Central.
I don't know, man.
I've never been to LA.
You've never really been to the hood except for the flea market either.
So, hey Matt, that's enough for me.
All the stabbings and fucking beat up, I'm seeing God dang.
I grew up in the hood, so I've seen all this shit.
It ain't my life.
Although don't take me for one that does not observe it of the situation.
I will dip immediately if I sense any danger.
Don't you think?
I grabbed my aunt and my cousin and we're gone.
So he's worried that the same problem's gonna happen to him.
He's gonna be kicked out of the house.
And so he keeps clashing with Melvin.
And he's worried that Melvin's gonna mistreat his mom or all sorts of stuff.
And one night, Melvin stayed the night over.
The first night staying over at their house, oh God, Melvin and his mom, her name is Juanita,
but they call her Nita, I guess.
They are just fucking away in her room.
I'm talking about they were just going off.
You can hear it over his music that he had turned on and their music that they had turned
on and he's like, let me teach you this new called the African Squat Fuck.
And I'm like, God dang, let me write that down.
So the next morning, Jody goes into the, oh by the way, I won't tell you like a whole
like linear story.
I'm just gonna tell you my favorite bits and pieces, which I love to do.
Jody goes into the kitchen and he sees Melvin cooking breakfast, right?
Jody's the first reaction, he was like, er, er, er.
I'm like, damn Jody, what's the matter?
He was upset that Melvin was there.
He goes to the fridge to get some Kool-Aid and he grabs a container with the Kool-Aid
and it's like almost all empty.
And like as the perfect fucking segue, you see Melvin take a huge drink of Kool-Aid from
his cup that he has.
He's like, mmm, Kool-Aid.
Just to let him know that Melvin took the last of the Kool-Aid.
So then Jody's like, fuck, he throws the Kool-Aid in the fridge, he slams the door.
And when he does, you see why he was fucking so upset.
Melvin's butt ass naked in the kitchen.
Fucking just butt ass naked.
And I'm like, God dang, that's an ass that could crack a walnut.
What's weird is even though he was butt ass naked, right, but he still had socks and sandals
on.
Like long fucking, like all the way up to your like knee socks on.
I'm like, God, what do you have socks and sandals on?
That's weird.
Cause he was an ass naked.
Like I would just assume you'd be ass naked.
Let me tell you a theory.
You feel more naked with socks on and nothing else and completely naked.
I guarantee it.
Be completely naked for like five minutes and then put some socks on and nothing else
and then see how you feel.
You'd be like, this feels we even naked her.
And it's like, it sounds impossible.
I can see that there.
I felt this sensation and it's weird.
And I've seen, I've seen posts on online.
People say the same thing.
It's an odd sensation.
So yeah, him and Melvin keep clashing.
And so one day fucking Jody thinks like he's got Melvin.
It's like, Hey, have you told my mom about your two kids?
And he's like, uh, Melvin's like, Oh, she knows about him.
He's like, Oh really?
Cause I went to, I went to your son's school and he wants nothing to do with you.
Apparently all you did was beat his mom black and blue.
He just like, he just goes off on him.
Right.
And then Melvin's like, you can see, my mom is getting mad.
Cause every time he gets mad, he starts tapping his face or something.
He tries to control himself.
So Jody finally thinks he's like, Jody's fucking being a douchebag.
He's like laying back in one of those recliners.
And he's like, just like, like, he's like the Godfather.
Like that's right.
Tell him, tell him this whole story.
And then Melvin starts to go out the door.
Right.
And Jody's like, yeah, bitch, get out of my house.
And out of nowhere, Melvin comes in and gets him in a fucking choke hold.
And like the first thing that Jody, you know, that's right.
Cry to your mama.
And I'm like, Oh, good job, Jody.
And he is just choking the shit out of Jody.
And he tells him like, the only reason I haven't cut a crack down on you is out of respect
for your mother.
But if we were back in prison, cause Melvin's been to prison, I would have put you on your
knees and fix the situation.
I'm like, you would have raped Jody with the fucking, it went into a weird, like he's like
a little chocolate, chocolate sprinkle.
Like fucking licks his forehead.
Like the top of his head.
It got weird.
So then you hear Juanita coming in from the hallway and she's like, what you guys up to?
And Melvin backs away from Jody and then fucking slaps him the back of the head.
And then Jody gets off the fucking couch.
And then Melvin's looking there.
He looks guilty, but Juanita doesn't react.
He just hugs and kisses Melvin and Jody does the.
So she's like, could you go, hey Melvin, can you get me some cigarettes from the store?
He's like, no problem.
And so she leaves and she's like, I'll be right back.
Hey Jody, you want anything?
He's coming.
You want anything from the store?
That's the funniest scene in the whole movie.
Like it was nothing happened.
You want anything from the store?
It was just a regular way of interacting.
So another time Jody and his friend Sweepy, who was basically Cuba Gooding Jr.'s brother.
I think it was Omar Gooding maybe.
It looks like a Gooding.
I know it's, I know they're related.
No, I'm sure not at all.
Oh, I feel so bad.
So they're pretty much shit talking Melvin.
And Melvin's just walking around the hallway into and out of the bathroom, back out again.
And he comes up and he like, after they say some shit, like, I hope you hear me too.
And Melvin's like, I hear you.
And Melvin comes out of the fucking bathroom and then he teaches them a lesson.
Or he gives them like a, what's the word, like a Ted talk.
He's like, here's the problem with you young folks.
All you guys worry about is butter.
Well, you should be worried about guns.
And he starts going into some fucking weird tangent, which makes 100% sense, I guess.
I don't know about the guns and butter part.
Basically he says like they should be focusing on guns, which is stocks and bonds and like
art stuff that appreciates over time.
So you have to have value, but instead of focusing on butter, which has cars, clothes,
jewelry that just fucking, you know, I guess, deep, devalue depreciate.
I don't know if jewelry depreciates, does it?
Well, it doesn't really have a true value as it is.
Like diamonds.
Diamonds are not as valuable as you think.
But Rihanna says they're forever.
Is she lying to me?
Diamonds in the sky.
Or that's another song.
It's a different song.
She sings bright like a diamond.
Oh, then who told diamonds are forever?
That lion son of a bitch.
Yeah, they're not.
It was a thing that like diamonds really have no value.
Like think about it.
They're used in industrial equipment all the time.
But not because they're super show, super durable.
No.
Huh, well, that sucks.
They're not even that uncommon anymore.
Yeah.
Like when you buy something that's got diamonds in it, you're buying it just because of the
name diamond.
Just because of the brand.
The branding of it.
Yeah.
Diamond brand.
Yeah.
Diamond studded condoms.
Like there's other materials that are much more rare and much more valuable.
By common sense.
Mm hmm.
That now is worth more than $100.
Quantity.
Yeah, so basically I'm like, Melvin, you're talking weird, but I understand what you're
saying.
I gotta get my guns instead of butter.
Doesn't mean I don't want to have a nice wardrobe though.
I gotta plan to make a fucking banging wardrobe someday.
I have a fledge weight so much in weight, I'm so fat and skinny sometimes.
Like the time I fucking switch to buy new clothes, I'm fucking out of shape for those.
So that's going on with Melvin.
So those problems are going on with at home.
And then on the other side, he's in a relationship with Yvette, who is the daughter of his son.
And they have just a fucking unbelievable amount of problems.
Like I guess she's worried that he keeps cheating on her.
He is.
All the time.
If Jodie's good at anything, it's getting laid.
With almost every woman in the fucking, except for his mom, thankfully.
No, because Melvin's crushing that.
Yeah, giving that ass African squat fuck.
He's doing things that nobody's even heard of.
Yeah, like I finally thought about it.
Like I learned this in Africa.
I don't know where the fuck you learned it from.
So then one time they're having some weird argument and she's fucking telling him that
she fucking hates him.
And to leave her life, all this shit, she is just cussing him out.
So they go, write him out of here.
He leaves her apartment because he doesn't want to live with her, which is what she wants.
Him, her, and their son, he wants to still live at his home.
Have no job, pay no rent, all that good stuff.
Really easy lies.
Sounds awesome.
I still got to pay bills even though I'm here.
So they just have this weird, like it's almost like a childish, like, I hate you.
I hate you too.
And as he's leaving the apartment and I'm like, okay, so where's the fucking cap on
this?
Cause they just keep getting louder and louder.
First of all, she flinches a lot when he gets close to her when they're arguing, which means
that she's must, must do.
I hit a lot back in a different relationship cause she's worried.
Even though he said he never hit her and the fear is there for her cause she keeps flinching
every time.
And so finally they look dead in each other's eyes.
Like, I hate you.
It was like, what you gonna do about it?
And then they fucking immediately, the scene fucking flips and they're just banging away.
They're just fucking banging away and fucking, Jody's just like, you like that dick?
And she's like, I love that dick.
You like that daddy dick?
I love that daddy dick.
I'm like, what the fuck am I saying right now?
She's fucking screaming like, you're going to clean this apartment up?
She's like, I'm going to clean.
You're going to cook me my tacos.
I'm cooking you tacos.
It's just the most randomest fucking sex talk I've ever heard.
Almost as much as that one that I told you about where it's like, who got me that beer?
I got you that.
It's pretty much that.
So they're just banging away, right?
And I guess he bangs her so well that when they're done, she goes into the fucking living
room and cleans up the whole living, the whole fucking apartment.
And she cooks him these tacos that he's eating later, right?
But let me tell you right now, those tacos, they were some dry ass looking tacos.
Nothing against Javad, but that girl cannot cook tacos.
It was just the fucking beef and like the fucking tortilla.
Were they like Jamie Oliver style tacos where it's like nobody would ever want that shit?
They're just dry.
Like I'm probably joining with like, ah, ah, ah, water.
Like where's the fucking lettuce, the salsa, you know, like a little bit of lemon squeeze
on top of zest.
I could have taught her how to cook some tacos.
She's just like, ah, ah, just they were, they look so dry.
My mouth is drying up watching me.
I'm like, oh boy.
All right.
So, uh, Jody wants, uh, he's, he needs a job.
So I said, go down and apply him for a job.
He's like, you know what I should do?
Sell women's clothes.
So he somehow get, meet some people on a truck, like a little like connect contact and they,
they slide them clothes off the, uh, the, uh, supply truck and then he, he gives us
some money and then he's basically, he's making like a great market.
He's basically bootlegging clothes and he's selling them all to these women.
He's making like $400 for like a rack of clothes.
So that's his business.
He's making a lot of money and his friend Sweet Pea is upset cause he's like, yo, why
I thought we were friends.
Like, why don't you get me a job?
Like he wants to work with him selling clothes.
So he gives Sweet Pea a job to sell some clothes.
And he gives him, I'm gonna give you one article of clothing.
If you can sell that, then we can talk business.
He's like, all right.
So he gives him a fucking dress and then fucking, we'll see Sweet Pea on the fucking sidewalk.
Yeah, you want to stretch.
Hey, who wants this dress?
Just randomly trying to sell a dress to a woman.
And he finally gets her attention, right?
Because he tells her she looks like Tyra Banks and she's all excited.
And then she asked him, she asked him, so what kind of material is this?
Like bitch, do you want this dress or not?
And it ruins the whole fucking transaction.
So eventually, Jody, cause his mom, Juanita wanted a garden.
So that's throughout the whole movie, she's growing her garden.
And you can see like, and that's how they show you how time is passing, I guess, by
how the garden works.
Yeah, it's getting bigger and bigger.
And finally she got it to the point that she likes it.
And then while she's digging up some weeds, she finds some, some weed and she's like,
oh, I can't believe Jody did this.
So she blames Jody and Jody's like, that wasn't me, mama.
And he tells him, probably Melvin.
So they wait that night till, till Melvin, for Melvin to get home.
And yes, Melvin did plant that weed and he's like, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
And she just lets it go.
And that fucking Jody flips out like I was about to get fucking tossed out this house,
but then Melvin, he, and you know, that the whole thing, right.
And they get into an argument and then Jody tries to, he pushes Melvin and Melvin knocks
him the fuck out into a fucking glass table.
It shatters to pieces.
He's just laying there like, ah, he's getting choked out.
He's got the fun beat out of him.
He saw some bare ass.
And then finally Jody leaves.
Because like, because Melvin wanted to leave because like, I can't live like this.
Like you want, this man wants to get me like, I got two strikes.
He wants to go to jail forever.
He's flipping out.
He was completely, he wanted to kill Jody at that point.
But somehow they calm down.
Jody leaves.
It's like, if I like it, don't call me if he starts beating your ass, you can't watch
your heart.
And he leaves and he goes to spend the, I guess, live with Sweepee because before that,
he had a, that's pretty much, before that he had a real argument with Yvette because
she found some condoms in the car, her car basically, that he's been driving around.
And they got into a huge argument and he wanted to leave the apartments to have her cool off.
But she fucking punched him in the face.
So he's like, oh, and then he's like, fuck.
I get socked a lot now.
So like he slaps her in the face.
Because she gets punched him, right?
And she fucking crumbles like a sack of potatoes.
Immediately has a black eye.
Jody's gonna get taken, fucking socked in the mouth constantly.
So she's like, oh, she's fucking bawling on the ground.
He's all fucking upset about it because he didn't mean to hit her.
He picks her up and tries to take her to the bedroom and she fights him off and she runs
to the bedroom anyway.
I don't know what the fucking point of that was for.
He goes to the bedroom and in his fucking brilliant mind, like this will fix everything, he goes
down to her and then he leaves.
I'm like, what the fuck?
That was the randomest shit I've ever seen.
Like she screams Jody as she orgasms and he's fucking gone.
It's like, my work here is done.
And he fucking dance.
So now he's at fucking, so now he can't go home.
Yvette fucking hates him and this actually happened before the altercation with Melvin
because he was still at home at that time.
But now up to this point, now he's with Sweet Pea.
Everywhere he goes, he keeps fucking his ass beat.
And one day, talk about asshole, but one day he goes to the supermarket or the convenience
store to get some alize.
Like alize a day, like one alize a day or some shit like he says.
And he goes out because he had just broken up with Yvette.
This was after the assault fiasco.
And so he's riding his bike now, his bicycle, and some kids riding his bike around the parking
lot.
He's like, yo, my bike.
So he tries to chase that guy.
And then the guy behind him grabbed his alize, like my alize.
So then he runs after the guy with his alize, but there's like five or six of them, right?
And it's like, oh, you don't want to fight us.
You guys ain't going to do nothing.
And one of the kids is like, I'm Looney Tunes.
And he's like, so what?
Like so?
No, he's like, he says, so do something.
I can't convey to you like how it happened, right?
He's like, so do something.
So they all jump up and beat his ass.
In my head, the way I see it, right?
He said, so do something.
Here's what I saw.
He said, so, and as he said, so they're already around him in a circle.
He said something and they were all already beating the shit out of him.
And then he said, he said, so, he said, do.
And then when he said something, he was, he's laying on the ground.
So in my head, like he says, so, he said something, he was getting his ass beat.
That's how fast it looked like, because that's how fast it was.
He said, so do something and they beat the shit out of him.
But in my head, it happened as he was saying, as he's saying it in the line.
He's like, so, and then he's already getting his ass beat halfway through something.
I'm like, God.
And then they leave him his bike too.
Like don't watch your bro cam.
I took the alize.
Of course they took the alize.
They were too young to buy it probably.
Come to think of it, so was he.
He's only 20.
That'd be 21.
Where did it take place in California, right?
Yeah.
And it took place in 2001?
2000, I guess they would have filmed it in 2000, right?
And then release it in 01.
Ooh, where the drinking, was the drinking age 21 there at the time?
I don't fucking know.
I don't either.
I know the age of cassette in Japan was 13 till six months ago, you freacy.
I didn't want to read that article on the Economist, but there you are.
Then you might not want to know what it is in some of these other places.
I want to know that.
So they beat his ass and he fucking rides his bike back to Sweet Pea's house.
Sweet Pea, they beat my ass.
They beat your ass.
These little kids.
You're like, they're little kids.
So they roll up on these kids.
They're in a park.
They're more like teenagers, not kids, but to them they're, you know, youngsters.
And Sweet Pea, so they find them in a park and they park in the edge of the street.
And then Sweet Pea gets out by himself and comes up to these kids, right?
And he pretends to be super drunk, like, oh, gee, how's it doing?
And then like right when they drop their guard, he fucking pulls a gun on them.
And then one of them starts running and then fucking Jody comes up with his own gun.
And then they line them up in a fucking row and they're like, well, what do we got here?
He kept, Jody kept saying like, this is the one that tried to steal my Alize.
And I'm like, he did steal your Alize.
He tried.
Then he had it.
They were drinking it as we speak.
So they want to teach him a lesson.
So Jody punches one of them.
He's like, oh, fuck my hand.
And Sweet Pea gets mad as fuck.
Like, Jody, you telling me his fucking tooth is stronger than your fist?
Because he's like, I must have hit a tooth or something.
But let me, let me show you how to knock someone out.
And like, I guess it's like some solid advice that you want to either go for the nose or
the eye and you got to get real close up to him.
And then you got to get real close on him and then real back a little bit and then boom.
And he fucking socks one of the kids.
He's fucking done.
And then Jody, the first guy that Jody punched, he like get back up.
Like, oh, come on, my jaw's hurting.
Like get your bitch ass back up.
He gets back up and he socks him again.
And the way Jody punches looks so ineffective compared to the way Pea punched.
He was knocking the fuck out.
Like he was doing like a solid, like just like a like more force from little distance.
Boom, boom.
Very, very like efficient.
Efficient.
Yeah, like no haymakers, like a straight shot.
Boom.
And then they got to the last kid, right?
He's like, don't flinch, you get two.
And the kid puts his chin up and goes, oh, look at this guy.
He's got some, he says something like he's got some spunk or something.
And they go, oh, I ain't going to hit you, homie.
He fucking takes his belt off and starts whipping him with him.
Like he starts whipping the shit out of this one guy.
And I just like, like, and then he's like, I don't know what I told him what he said.
Like I could've just went like, like, like say you're my bitch.
Like, oh, you're a bitch or some shit like that.
He's whipping the fuck out of this kid with his belt.
Man, it's such a weird movie.
It's a good movie, but it's fucking weird.
It gets crazier.
Like after Yvette and Jodie break up, fucking Snoop Dogg gets out of prison.
His character's name is Rodney.
And he just happens to end up at her fucking apartment.
Like he just comes in and doesn't leave.
I don't know why she doesn't have the police come in and take him or whatever.
What the fuck?
Like he's just there.
He's just there.
Yeah.
Like she never invited him because she used to talk to him on the phone because they used
to, they were, they used to boyfriend and girlfriend before he went to jail.
Then she met Jodie and you know, ignored him.
But while he was, while she was having problems with Jodie, she would call him on the phone
and send him letters about Jodie and her problems.
I'm like, you can't do that girl.
And she didn't expect him to come back.
And he fucking just shows up.
Like I would forget how tall Snoop Dogg is till I see him around other people.
Yeah, he is really tall.
And yeah, so at one point like he wants to get, he almost rapes your vet, but because
Jodie's son's there, thankfully he does it.
And she goes and tells Jodie about it and him and Sweepee were real meticulous about
it too.
Like they were, they were getting their guns together, right?
But every bullet and the mag had, they were wrapping it in like bandanas because they
were like rubbing down every bullet for fingerprints and all like that.
Nothing was going to be back to that.
I was like, oh man, they're going to kill him.
I ain't no coming back to them.
You know what I mean?
But Jodie's like, oh man, I can't do this.
I'm not a killer.
And Sweepee's like, oh, that's all right, homie.
Like you know what I want to do?
I want to get baptized.
I want to change my life around.
Because him and Jodie had a conversation a while back about like, because Jodie found
his calling was selling women's clothes.
Like, cause he's just good with women.
And so he finally asked Sweepee like, Sweepee, you're just like, what are you good at?
Like, what do you enjoy doing?
Like you just think about it.
And like, that's what you should be doing in life.
And he's like, so like Jodie's like, well, what are you good at?
And Sweepee's like robbing people.
But he doesn't want to do that anymore.
He wants to, you know, he wants to, he basically wants to be baptized and become religious.
So he wants to be a church preacher where he just robs people.
I guess technically, yeah.
So they go to the front porch cause they're trying to figure out what to do.
Cause Jodie had told Yvette to get her stuff and come back to Sweepee's house cause she
couldn't stay there anymore.
Rodney was there.
And Rodney had just stolen her car.
So when her car pulls up to the park, to Sweepee's house, Jodie thinks it's her.
When the windows come down and they peel out, peel forward, they start blasting Jodie.
Now Sweepee is the real gangster cause he pops up, already has a gun in his hand, blasts
him back.
Jodie just stands there getting shot like, nooooo.
And then Sweepee, the car pulls off and Sweepee follows the car to the street and starts
blasting.
Like he's blasting.
I don't know if I'd have that efficiency to start shooting.
I'd probably be the first one to be dead.
I'd probably be Jodie.
I'd probably be dead.
So Sweepee's like, no.
So he goes back and he looks at Sweepee's girlfriend and is freaking out in the car
cause there's like bullet holes all over the frame of the door.
They were blasting him.
And he goes to check on, she's freaking out cause she's like, how's Jodie doing?
And he goes and checks on Jodie but Jodie is 100% fine.
He didn't get shot at all.
They showed him getting shot sequence, but that was what he imagined in his head.
And then they showed his real scene was like when they fucking turned toward the, when
they leveled up the house and started shooting, he had dove behind a tree basically into the
ground.
So they missed him completely.
And he was all mad like, damn it.
I almost died right there.
Like I almost fucking died.
So Rodney gets back to the apartment and the lights don't work.
I said, what the hell?
And he's screaming for Yvette, Yvette's gone.
So he's like, and he goes outside and he starts looking around and all the other apartments
have their lights on, but not the rooms or seven where he's at.
So he goes down to the breaker and he's looking like he opens up a little like a lighter to
see the fucking light.
And he's looking at the breakers like, what the fuck?
And he realized that one of them's turned off and he turns off both of them.
Like, there we go.
And when he fucking closes the breaker and turns fucking Jodie standing right there.
And he's like, Rodney's like, what you think I'm scared or something?
And then like he feels something behind him.
He turns around and sweeps behind him.
That's when he actually got scared because that's the one that he started shooting.
So he's like, oh, and he just started, he fucking sucks Jodie.
Jodie's been punched like four times, four or five times in this fucking movie.
And Rodney starts fucking booking it.
He just fucking sucked.
He always gets punched like right to left.
He always gets punched in the left side of his fucking face too, by the way.
Is what I'm starting to realize.
The whole side of his face is fucked.
Oh, fuck, dog.
So they start running.
Rodney's running.
Jodie and P are behind him.
And Jodie's able to get some shots off.
And he actually hits Rodney in his legs.
He's like, oh no.
He fucking falls and they walk up to him.
And Sweepy's like, all right, Jodie, take care of it.
And Jodie's like, you know, he freaks out and he doesn't shoot him.
And the second he puts his gun down, I'm like, I can't do it.
Like, there's no words, right?
Like the whole inner monologue between like, it's almost like a telepathic, like, like
Sweepy knows he's not going to shoot him, right?
The second he just looks over for like a split second, turns over and fucking blows Rodney
away.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
I'm like, God dang, Sweepy.
He is a stray savage in this movie.
Just immediately kills like Rodney.
Right?
It's like, do it, man.
I've done everything in this world, but see, Jesus.
And then Sweepy's like, OK, you get to meet him.
Unless you go to hell.
They get to hear about him.
And that's basically the whole movie.
Jodie ends up getting married to Yvette.
They move in together, keep selling women's clothes.
His mom and Melvin are in a good place because he's actually a good man now.
He's changed.
Sweepy gets beat the fuck out of his first.
Well, he only punched him once.
He jumped his ass out.
He had to put him in his place.
Dominance.
That's right.
Cry to your mama.
That's not actually a meme on TikTok for a while.
Cry to your mama.
That's right.
Cry to your mama.
So, and fucking Sweepy gets baptized.
He's absolved of all his sins.
He's like, hallelujah.
I wish I'd do a spinoff with Sweepy being like back in the gang life.
You have to leave the church.
Yeah, like he's such a good, like, interesting character, especially the fact that he was
able to trick those kids into thinking he was a good guy.
He's like, I'm going to go to hell.
I'm going to go to hell.
like the when you talk about it you realize the correlations in the movie is
funny he really did get sucked in on the left side of his face like three times
from like three different people I'm sure he's got hairline fractures and
like he's like that that one side his fucking face is just like a perfect
target you've had him there Melvin hit him there and Rodney hit him there the
kids that beat him up they all beat him they just stomped him out but it will
they included that area as well just everything else too yeah they basically
get ahead of all of it all right well with that we will see you guys on the
next one