1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,560 Hello and welcome back to the podcast. 2 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,560 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:14,560 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,000 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,520 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,720 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,520 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:29,480 Well, we have some would you rather questions, superheroes and stuff like that. 9 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,960 But before we do, like, share and subscribe to the channel. 10 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,840 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey and more. 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,760 We also have membership tiers on those platforms if you'd like to support the channel or you 12 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:42,080 can check out BuyMeACoffee.com forward slash koe podcast. 13 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,880 Alright. 14 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:52,600 Alright, so we have some would you rathers. 15 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:57,600 These will be I'll let Noah answer them first and then I'll give you my answer on these. 16 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,600 Okay. 17 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:04,000 So the first one up here we have which actor would you like to see as Batman again? 18 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,760 Ben Affleck, Robert Pattinson or Christian Bale? 19 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:07,760 Johnny Sins. 20 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:13,360 I'd say give Robert Pattinson another go. 21 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,280 That and Riddler Woman's good. 22 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:22,160 Oh, where my seat? 23 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,600 I never thought I'd say it but just go ahead and let Ben Affleck be Batman for now. 24 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,800 That'd be nice to be an older wise in Batman. 25 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:35,160 Yeah, you might as well because Christian Bale that trilogy was done and the way it was 26 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:40,240 it was like you don't know if he was really alive or dead type thing. 27 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,080 Didn't they they did though. 28 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:45,280 Because he met Alfred at that fucking restaurant. 29 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,880 Yeah, but there's people that say that that wasn't he just like the outfit. 30 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,320 He's lost his fucking mind. 31 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,240 That it was what Alfred wanted to see. 32 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:57,480 Like he was like it like the daydream type thing. 33 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,920 That was what I guess I'd have to ask. 34 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,160 What's his name? 35 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,160 Christopher Nolan. 36 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:10,360 Yeah, he's alive. 37 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,800 All right. 38 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:16,160 Would you rather be friends with Batman or Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones, because we're 39 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,160 both archaeologists. 40 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:21,960 I think Batman because he's rich. 41 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,560 But it's Indy. 42 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,560 Fuck Indy. 43 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,040 And now Indy, he need Indy does to fucking. 44 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:31,680 They made fun of it best on what was a family guy where it's the old Indiana Jones doing 45 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,360 another movie where he falls into the snake pit. 46 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,360 Snakes. 47 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,880 Why did it have to be snakes? 48 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,880 Cobra. 49 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,880 Potheads. 50 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,600 Why did it have to be elderly potheads? 51 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,600 He's a pothead. 52 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,600 He's a pothead. 53 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:45,600 He looks like snakes. 54 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,600 Oh Jesus. 55 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:52,560 Would you rather have the intelligence of Batman or Iron Man? 56 00:02:52,560 --> 00:03:08,560 Do I want to be a brooding, traumatized man child or an alcoholic? 57 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,760 I like Batman's way of thinking. 58 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,880 He's more strategic. 59 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,440 He's more theatrical. 60 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:21,080 He just knows, you know, like he's just that perfect like embodiment of intelligence. 61 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,800 Whatever he needs to learn, he learns it to better his crime fighting. 62 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,800 Yeah. 63 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,720 See, I would have chosen the same thing. 64 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,560 Batman's more like more advanced, super stupefied. 65 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,920 Attack walls and stuff. 66 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:37,000 Yeah, he is better than Batman, but Batman's a better strategist. 67 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 He's a better fighter. 68 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 He's a better like. 69 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 He's a better lover. 70 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 I mean, he's been with a lot of women. 71 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 A lot of men. 72 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 I mean, Tony has to, but. 73 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Yeah, but he gets that whiskey. 74 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Yeah, yeah. 75 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:55,120 He gets fucked up so nobody knows if he actually got any. 76 00:03:55,120 --> 00:04:00,000 Would you rather have a symbiote like Venom or all the equipment and skills of Batman? 77 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 That was easy. 78 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 It's gonna be Batman stuff. 79 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,240 I don't want to be eating brains all day. 80 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,240 So you're going with the movie Venom? 81 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,240 Yeah, that's what I'm thinking in my head. 82 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,240 Yeah, I would agree. 83 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,240 Batman skills and. 84 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,280 By the way, if anyone can comment, did you understand what the fuck Venom was saying 85 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,280 in the second movie? 86 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,820 Because he needed subtitles. 87 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:20,880 I was in the theaters with my cousin and I was like, what the fuck are you saying? 88 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,880 Because it was like grumbly. 89 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:22,880 Yeah, yeah, that was bad. 90 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:28,160 I did not know what the fuck was going on. 91 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,160 At least on Venom's. 92 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,280 I could see Tom Hardy was talking. 93 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,280 The carnage was talking. 94 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:36,760 I don't know what the fuck Venom was saying. 95 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,800 Would you rather have Batman's gear or Spider-Man's powers? 96 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,800 Spider-Man's powers. 97 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,800 Spider-Man, Spider-Man. 98 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:42,800 Why? 99 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,800 I don't know. 100 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,800 I just like Spider-Man. 101 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,800 He's cool. 102 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,800 To spider climb up walls. 103 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,800 Man, I can make I could just I could if I could. 104 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:54,520 You could be the knee high P.I. taking pictures of people's went through their windows really 105 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,520 high up because of your Spider-Man powers. 106 00:04:56,520 --> 00:05:00,880 I could give a girl that ceiling fuck it because I can clean with a wall and she could hang 107 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:01,880 on to me. 108 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:05,320 I'm gonna be a freak. 109 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,880 Be banging on the ceiling on my closet. 110 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,840 I choose Batman's gear. 111 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,080 He's got a lot of cool shit. 112 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,080 Batmobile. 113 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,320 I mean, Peter Parker's broke as fuck. 114 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,880 Yeah, but he's got that dick. 115 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,000 He's also shorter than Batman too. 116 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,480 Well, I guess it's not saying you'd be Spider-Man, but just abilities. 117 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,480 Yeah. 118 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,480 Yeah. 119 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,480 So just his abilities. 120 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,480 You don't have his physique or anything. 121 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,480 You just his powers. 122 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,280 I'd get in shape though from all that fucking running. 123 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:41,880 We ain't got no fucking wall like skyscrapers here. 124 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,400 I'd be hauling ass everywhere. 125 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,400 Just running. 126 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,480 He can run real fast, can't he? 127 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,480 I don't think so. 128 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,080 I think he's nice to like his hand speed though. 129 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,320 It's enhanced speed, but it's not like super speed. 130 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,720 So he's running like 20 miles an hour. 131 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:57,720 I don't know. 132 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:58,720 I think it's more than that. 133 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,640 Damn, I could have sworn it's like like I see him like when he's running. 134 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,120 He's like fucking hauling ass. 135 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:09,040 Like superhuman like endurance and superhuman, you know, agility and maybe what? 136 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,720 Like 30, 40 miles an hour. 137 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:11,720 Maybe a hundred. 138 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,720 I don't think it's that high. 139 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,720 I don't know. 140 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,720 I guess we'll find out. 141 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,720 It wouldn't be that high, wouldn't it? 142 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,720 Yeah, but he's Spider-Man. 143 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:21,500 But see, it depends on, I guess, where you're going to be getting the Spider-Man powers. 144 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:26,160 If you're in New York swing around maybe, but in Oklahoma City, the fuck are you going 145 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,160 to swing to? 146 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,160 That's what I'm telling you. 147 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,160 It'll be like Spider-Man as well. 148 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,480 It'll be like Spider-Man homecoming where there's no billboards. 149 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:36,080 Yeah, I could be a wolf spider. 150 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,080 I haven't done my research. 151 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,760 Wolf spiders don't make, they don't use webs. 152 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,760 No, no, but wolf spiders don't. 153 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,000 Cause when they do? 154 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,840 Wolf spiders make gigantic fucking webs. 155 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:45,840 Wolf spiders? 156 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:46,840 Yeah. 157 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:51,040 Cause when they were like, they were apparently the ones that were more ground level. 158 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,160 Have you ever walked into a wolf spider web? 159 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,160 I have. 160 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,160 No, because I'm still insane. 161 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,840 And they're fucking like, I ever walk into a fucking spider web. 162 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,400 I lose my shit. 163 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,640 All right. 164 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:06,520 Would you rather have the superpowers of Superman or a trillion dollars? 165 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:10,360 Sorry Superman, I got to be rich. 166 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:15,360 God needs that money. 167 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,360 Fuck them powers. 168 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,360 Those powers ain't paying the bills. 169 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:21,160 Yeah, I know he works at the Daily Planets. 170 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,160 Broke his fuck tail. 171 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:25,800 He's probably doing pretty well for himself. 172 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,640 Would you rather have a party, be at a party, hosted by Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne? 173 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:34,840 Oh come on, you know Tony Stark's getting lit as fuck. 174 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,320 That man pissing in his own suit in the second movie. 175 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,040 And Bruce Wayne is all uh, show? 176 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,280 Yeah, he's all like, you're faking bro, you're faking. 177 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,280 I ain't faking. 178 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,280 Here's one for you. 179 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,280 Would you rather dates? 180 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:49,280 Bad girl, Wonder Woman, Supergirl or Harley Quinn? 181 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,280 Yeah. 182 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,280 You a thal? 183 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,280 Yeah. 184 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,280 Out of the four. 185 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,280 Out of the four? 186 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,280 Give me that clown pussy. 187 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,280 What the fuck? 188 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:05,200 I bet she's a... 189 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,200 I take Wonder Woman. 190 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,200 Take her where? 191 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,200 She can take me to work. 192 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,200 And by what? 193 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,200 She can lift me up to work. 194 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,200 Probably crack your back when you get back to work. 195 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,200 It's like what happened to you? 196 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,200 You have scoliosis now? 197 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,200 Wonder Woman. 198 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,200 Uh, I don't know. 199 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,200 I don't know. 200 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,200 I don't know. 201 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,200 I don't know. 202 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,200 I don't know. 203 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,200 I don't know. 204 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,200 I don't know. 205 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,200 I don't know. 206 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,200 I don't know. 207 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,200 I don't know. 208 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,200 I don't know. 209 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,200 I don't know. 210 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:52,280 Depending on how we put this in, I don't think a 211 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,280 Dr. Strange or Iron Man? 212 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,280 I go Iron Man. 213 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,280 I would agree. 214 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,280 I'd hit the fucking stratosphere. 215 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,280 Yeah, I'd take Iron Man too. 216 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,280 Uh, would you rather see 217 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,280 Mysterio versus Scarecrow? 218 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,280 Black Cat versus Catwoman? 219 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,280 Joker versus Green Goblin? 220 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,280 Bane versus Venom? 221 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,280 Or Killer Croc versus Lizard? 222 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,280 Catfight. 223 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,280 Always. 224 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,280 Catfight. 225 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,280 Always. 226 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,280 And I can already tell you who's gonna win that. 227 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,280 Let's see if that teddy pops in. 228 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,280 I already know who's gonna win the fight, but 229 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,280 it's gonna be Catwoman. 230 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,280 Because Black Cat's just a rip-off, so 231 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,280 whoop. 232 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,280 Uh, would you rather have Superhuman Hearing 233 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,280 or Superhuman Vision? 234 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,280 Hmm? 235 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,280 I got, I got a lot to see. 236 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,280 And so little time to do it. 237 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,280 And so little time to do it. 238 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,280 You don't want to hear stuff? 239 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,280 Hell no, I'm fucking nasty. 240 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,280 Watch me take shit from three miles away. 241 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,280 I'm like, oh fuck, this is the bad one. 242 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,280 Ha ha ha ha. 243 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,280 Um, 244 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,280 which superhero lives? 245 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,280 I can close my eyes. You can't close 246 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,280 your ears, unless I feel like fucking, you know, 247 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,280 noise-canceling headphones. 248 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,280 Yeah, or earmuffs. 249 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,280 And then that'll just live in like if 250 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,280 something happens, right? 251 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,280 And then you hear the scratching? 252 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,280 Oh yeah, then I'd probably lose my fucking- 253 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,280 But if you have Superhuman Sight, could you see through your 254 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,280 eyelids? 255 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,280 I think I can hold it back. 256 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,280 Is it like Cyclops? 257 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,280 Yeah. 258 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,280 Um, which superhero movie would you rather 259 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,280 watch three times a day for an entire 260 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,280 week? 261 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,280 Avengers Infinity War, Aquaman, 262 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,280 Venom, Avengers Age of Ultron, 263 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,280 or Spider-Man Far From Home? 264 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,280 You'd be surprised, 265 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,280 but I actually like Age of Ultron. 266 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,280 Probably why I said not, not, uh, not 267 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,280 because that was the, that was 268 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,280 the switch in the MCU. 269 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,280 When you were about to realize that 270 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,280 this is going to be a lot bigger than I thought it was going to be. 271 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,280 When you first saw 272 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,280 the first Avengers, like it's like a 273 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,280 contained group of 274 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,280 superheroes, and then it got really 275 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,280 big in the Age of Ultron. 276 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,280 They added the Scarlet Witch, 277 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,280 Quicksilver, Ultra Vision. 278 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,280 You're like, well this is going to be a 279 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,280 lot bigger than I thought. 280 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,280 I would prefer the Age of Ultron over Infinity War as well. 281 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,280 But I mean Infinity War 282 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,280 was Infinity War. You should 283 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,280 account for that. It doesn't allow you 284 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,280 to watch both, and just the first. 285 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,280 So, you're watching like 286 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,280 half of a movie basically. I know what it's like to lose. 287 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,280 He he he. 288 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,280 Uh, which superhero team would you rather 289 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,280 be a member of? Avengers. Avengers? 290 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,280 Teen Titans, Justice League, 291 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,280 X-Men, Transformers, 292 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,280 Powerpuff Girls, 293 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,280 Fantastic Four, or Guardians 294 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,280 of the Galaxy? Hmm. 295 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,280 I've got a few choices here. 296 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,280 Powerpuff Girls, that's a weird one. I know. 297 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,280 I mean that grumpy, throw me in jail, 298 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,280 they call me a pervert. 299 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,280 I'd say you can roll that one out. 300 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,280 What the fuck am I going to do with the Transformers? 301 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,280 I'm a human. 302 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,280 It's like, hey, talk to Sam. 303 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,280 Sam, run Sam. 304 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,280 You know they're almost falling on you constantly. 305 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,280 Like they'll fucking crush me to death. 306 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,280 They fucking transform while I'm inside with them 307 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,280 and they just fight, just get caught between two fucking 308 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,280 chess plates. 309 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,280 Ha! 310 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,280 I'd buy all the Avengers. 311 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,280 Justice League. 312 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,280 Just because. 313 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,280 You go up there to their satellite that they have. 314 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,280 Where they're almost killing 315 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,280 everybody all the time. 316 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,280 Would you rather have all the 317 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,280 superheroes of every superhero 318 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,280 or a trillion dollars? All the superheroes? 319 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,280 Of every superhero? 320 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,280 Combined. What the fuck does 321 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,280 that mean? Every superhero ever 322 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,280 existed. Read that again? 323 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,280 Would you rather have all the superpowers 324 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,280 of every superhero combined? 325 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,280 All the superheroes of every superhero? I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? 326 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,280 Would you rather have all the superpowers 327 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,280 of every superhero combined 328 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,280 or a trillion dollars now? 329 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,280 Just give me the money. Shit. 330 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,280 It'd be boring to be that powerful. 331 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,280 I think it would be too. You'd be a god. 332 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,280 I'd just be sitting on the moon that I 333 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,280 carved into a throne. This 334 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,280 fucking sucks. 335 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,280 Would you rather date a superhero or a 336 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,280 supervillain? 337 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,280 I'm a clown pussy. 338 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,280 I mean... 339 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,280 Villain? 340 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,280 I mean...I mean... 341 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,280 Yeah. Get that poison ivy too. 342 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,280 I'll say it again. 343 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,280 I'm a mute. Catwoman? Sure. 344 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,280 Super villain. 345 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,280 Would you rather 346 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,280 be a superhero or a supervillain? 347 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,280 To this day I don't 348 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,280 know what Don Quixote, Doe Flamingo 349 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,280 did wrong in One Piece. 350 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,280 So I'll answer that question. 351 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,280 Would you rather 352 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,280 be a wizard or a superhero? 353 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,280 I'm gonna give that wizard these hands. 354 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,280 I'm gonna be a superhero. 355 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,280 Would you rather be a 356 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,280 billionaire supervillain 357 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,280 or a poor superhero who never gets paid 358 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,280 for doing good? Fuck all that 359 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,280 bullshit. Give me that 360 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,280 money. Morally 361 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,280 I gotta go with superhero. 362 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,280 I'll pay you not to fight me. 363 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:01,280 Yeah, you can do that. 364 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,280 Would you rather live in a world of magic, 365 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,280 a world of superheroes, 366 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,280 or a world of advanced technology? 367 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,280 The third one. 368 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,280 I choose my other sci-fi. 369 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,280 I'm more of a fantasy person so 370 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,280 it fits with our person. 371 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,280 Would you rather 372 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,280 have a million dollars or the ability to fly? 373 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,280 Where the fuck am I going? 374 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,280 I'm broke. Give me a million dollars. 375 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,280 I choose fly. 376 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,280 Something different. 377 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,280 You only live once. You'll live. 378 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,280 I'll live it. It's just fuck. 379 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,280 Well, it's only a million. A million ain't worth shit now. 380 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,280 I can make it into more. 381 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,280 Would you rather 382 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,280 be Spider-Man or a Jedi Knight? 383 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,280 Fuck the Force. Let me be Spider-Man. 384 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,280 I agree. Fuck the Force. 385 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,280 Nobody. I got too many fucking things 386 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,280 to deal with. I ain't got time. 387 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,280 Which 388 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,280 useless power would you rather have? 389 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,280 And whichever one you do not 390 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,280 choose, you have 391 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,280 to deal with the opposite. 392 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,280 So, never have wet 393 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,280 socks again. 394 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,280 Never have to wash your hair again. 395 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,280 Never take a bath. 396 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,280 Every sneeze 397 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,280 a tree gets 398 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,280 planted. Or 399 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,280 it rains in a desert every 400 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,280 time you laugh. So whichever one 401 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,280 you choose, the opposite 402 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,280 of every other thing happens. 403 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,280 So, say you choose 404 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,280 no more wet socks. So if no more wet socks 405 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,280 it'll never rain in a desert or what? 406 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,280 It'll dry out 407 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,280 every time you laugh. 408 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,280 Or a tree gets cut down 409 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,280 every time you sneeze. 410 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,280 So I laugh. Or 411 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,280 you have to take a bath, obviously. 412 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,280 That's whatever. You have to wash your hair. 413 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,280 So I never get to take a bath 414 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,280 again. I wash my hair, basically. 415 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,280 Or if you choose every sneeze a 416 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,280 tree gets planted, then 417 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,280 you'll always have wet socks. 418 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,280 I can't just go barefoot 419 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,280 at that point. 420 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,280 Always have wet socks? What the? I just pull them out 421 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,280 the fucking drawer and they're fucking soaking wet. 422 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,280 I'd be mad as hell. 423 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,280 That one's weird. 424 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,280 It's a weird one, but it's a good question. 425 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,280 I'd probably go with the laugh ones. I choose no wet socks. 426 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,280 Like, ha ha ha ha ha. I don't give a fuck 427 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,280 about the desert. It's already dry. 428 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,280 It's already a desert. 429 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,280 So it just means I'm not going to get any more rain. 430 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,280 Have some real wet socks. 431 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,280 And one tree. And 432 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,280 I don't sneeze that often, sir. 433 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,280 I'm like a geyser. 434 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,280 I've been having wet socks all the fucking 435 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,280 time. Fuck that. 436 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,280 Cold wet socks. 437 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,280 You might get used to it at some point. 438 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,280 Your feet just start to get the skins. Your skin's falling off. 439 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,280 You're getting gangrene in the athlete's foot. 440 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,280 You're like, well, at least 441 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,280 it rains in Africa. 442 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,280 Would you rather have the ability to 443 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,280 fly? Or get anything on 444 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,280 eBay for free? For free? 445 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,280 That's all I need to hear. 446 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,280 Pritchett, give me a jet. 447 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,280 Shit. 448 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,280 Would you rather have one superpower 449 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,280 of your choice, or 450 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,280 a million dollars every year? 451 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,280 So every year 452 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,280 you get another million or 453 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,280 another superpower? 454 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,280 Wait, I get one 455 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,280 superpower. Every year? 456 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,280 Every year? Do I get fucking done? 457 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,280 What the fuck? When I run out of 458 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,280 shit to pick? I get 459 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,280 a superpower, I don't fucking know. Every time I blink, 460 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,280 a girl has an orgasm. 461 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,280 That's done. 462 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,280 I have like 6,000 powers. 463 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,280 I go with the money. 464 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,280 It's every year, so it's, what, a good 50? 465 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,280 I'm gonna die at 466 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,280 50 years old? The total years. 467 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,280 Oh, 125. 468 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,280 See, one of your six- I just pick a mortality 469 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,280 for my first one. Exactly. Bob-boom. 470 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,280 Exactly. I still go with the money. 471 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,280 Go with the money? I do love me some money. 472 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,280 Would you rather have fire powers or ice powers? 473 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,280 Ice powers. 474 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,280 They're easier to deal with than burning 475 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,280 a house down. Except, well, fuck, 476 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,280 I'm sorry. I agree with that. 477 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,280 Would you rather be able to shave, shift, teleport, 478 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,280 fly, or become invisible? 479 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,280 It's visibility, you say. 480 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,280 So then the D-high P-I needs 481 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,280 whoop. 482 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,280 Uh... 483 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,280 I choose teleport. 484 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,280 Because if you wanted to go back 485 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,280 to any place that you want to go to, 486 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,280 you can make so much money doing that shit. 487 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,280 I can make a lot of money blackmailing people that 488 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,280 never see me coming. 489 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,280 Would you rather have Wolverine's abilities or Magneto's? 490 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,280 I'd probably Wolverine. You want 491 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,280 claws? I just want to take a hit and 492 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,280 just like, man, I didn't feel noi! 493 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,280 If you had a board I would get 494 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,280 and fucking throw myself off a building. 495 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,280 And wiggle my arm. 496 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,280 Well, I'm not dead yet, so yeah, no. 497 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,280 Uh, 498 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,280 Wolverine's healing? 499 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,280 Or Nightcrawler's teleportation? 500 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,280 No, it's not about healing. 501 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,280 It's just like, it's such a, 502 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,280 in the terms of reality, 503 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,280 it's such a fucking game changer. 504 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,280 Yeah, I agree. Cause no disease, 505 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,280 no... No disease, like a road rage, 506 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,280 some guy shoots me, I'll be like, yeah, as well, bitch! 507 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,280 Okay. 508 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,280 Uh, Wolverine, 509 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,280 claws or a lightsaber? 510 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,280 Do love me a lightsaber, though. 511 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,280 And that really, 512 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,280 every time they see the claws, they're like, what the fuck, 513 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,280 when they see a light, that's a fucking lightsaber! 514 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,280 Oh, fuck! 515 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,280 I've never seen someone run from the claws, 516 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,280 but when they see a lightsaber, they're like, oh, bitch, 517 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,280 oh, yeah, that's a fucking lightsaber! 518 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,280 You can cut through those claws with a lightsaber? 519 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,280 Yeah. 520 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,280 Uh, would you rather have the powers of 521 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,280 Iceman or the Human Torch? 522 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,280 Just ask me that. 523 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,280 Iceman? 524 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,280 Well, I guess we're getting specific on this one. 525 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,280 Yes, Iceman. 526 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,280 And if you're a family guy, there's gonna be that little lightsabram 527 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,280 going straight down to the gay bar. 528 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,280 Oh, yeah, I remember that episode. 529 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,280 Before they actually made him gay in the comics. 530 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,280 Heh, heh, heh. 531 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,280 Uh, would you rather have the abilities 532 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,280 of Aquaman, Wonder Woman, 533 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,280 Shazam, Martian Manhunter, or 534 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,280 Cyborgs? 535 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,280 Wonder Woman, do I get the tits, too? 536 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,280 I wonder so. 537 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,280 So I gotta wear the suit, though? 538 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,280 No, you don't look as good as Herdwood. 539 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,280 Are you showing me stuff? 540 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,280 Yeah. You could be funny. 541 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,280 But no, just the abilities. 542 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,280 I'd probably go with Aquaman. 543 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,280 At least the Jason Momoa Aquaman. 544 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,280 I'd go with, uh, 545 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,280 probably Shazam. 546 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,280 Shazam! 547 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,280 I mean, cause you get the wisdom, 548 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,280 you get the strength, speed. 549 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,280 He's dumb as hell, anyway. 550 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,280 Well, the kid is. 551 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,280 Uh, would you rather have the Batmobile 552 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,280 or Wonder Woman's invisible jet? 553 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,280 Invisible jet, nah. I'd probably take the Batmobile. 554 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,280 Yeah, I agree. 555 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,280 I'd probably make fun of the good bat again on Family Guy, 556 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,280 where she's in the back taking a shit 557 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,280 and Superman flies up beside her. 558 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,280 Hey, Wonder Woman! 559 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,280 And she walks over to the next spot, I remember. 560 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,280 And then I noticed she didn't wash her hands. 561 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,280 Uh, the Batmobile or the Batcomputer? 562 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,280 Look at the amount of porn on that Batcomputer. 563 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,280 Get the viruses on it? 564 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,280 You'd probably handle all the viruses. 565 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,280 I'd probably nose all the viruses. 566 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,280 That fucking firewall must be legit. 567 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,280 Go with the Batcomputer. 568 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,280 I'd go with the Batmobile. 569 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,280 I love the way it looks. 570 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,280 As long as it's the 1989 version 571 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,280 or the animated series version. 572 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,280 Not that bullshit of looking like a fucking rover. 573 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,280 So stupid. 574 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,280 Um, which of these tools would you rather possess? 575 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,280 The portal gun, 576 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,280 the invisibility cloak, 577 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,280 Iron Man suit, 578 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,280 a lightsaber, 579 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,280 a green lantern ring, 580 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,280 and a phone wave. 581 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,280 What the fuck is the phone wave? 582 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,280 Just give me the lightsaber. 583 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,280 I'd choose a lantern ring. 584 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,280 Mostly since they don't have any real weaknesses now. 585 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,280 Uh, psychic powers or the green lantern ring? 586 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,280 Psychic powers or the green lantern ring? 587 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,280 I'd probably lose my will real quick. 588 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,280 You'd choose the psychic powers? 589 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,280 I'd choose lantern ring again. 590 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,280 Fuck me. 591 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:55,280 Which of these tools would you rather be Batman or Robin? 592 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,280 Do I look as good as Robin in those fucking short shorts? 593 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,280 Whoop. 594 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,280 Whoop. 595 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,280 That one says would you rather be... 596 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,280 Which Robin though? 597 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,280 I always enjoyed Dick Grayson's Robin. 598 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,280 He's like super agile. 599 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,280 Very acrobatic. 600 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,280 Athletic. 601 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,280 I'd probably go with him. 602 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,280 Would you rather have Goku's instant transmission 603 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,280 or Naruto's shadow clone jutsu? 604 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,280 I'd probably go with shadow clone jutsu. 605 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,280 Man, you're ready to get in like a hundred hands. 606 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,280 I know what you would do with it. 607 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,280 I wouldn't do the weird woman ability. 608 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,280 What was it? 609 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,280 Sexy jutsu? 610 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,280 Oh yeah, sexy clone jutsu. 611 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,280 I'm glad they phased that out as Shippuden, didn't they? 612 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,280 Oh, it's still there? 613 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,280 It's fine. 614 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,280 You could use that whenever they refight Kakashi. 615 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,280 God dang. 616 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,280 And they dropped one of those manga of his? 617 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,280 Those like pornographic ones? 618 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,280 Yeah. 619 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,280 Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which would you rather be? 620 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,280 I always thought I was a Donatello, 621 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280 but lately I've realized I'm a Michelangelo. 622 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,280 Michelangelo? 623 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,280 Oh, I'd feel like Chucker, eh? 624 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,280 I'd probably choose Raphael. 625 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,280 Just an angry as fuck, huh? 626 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,280 Always. 627 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,280 You're kidding. 628 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,280 Would you rather be a Power Ranger or a Ninja Turtle? 629 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,280 Probably a Ninja Turtle. 630 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,280 Living in the sewer? 631 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,280 Fuck that, I'd be a Power Ranger. 632 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,280 Living in a dystopian little town with my body. 633 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,280 Living in a fucking turd-filled sewage. 634 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,280 Living in a fucking turd-filled sewage. 635 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,280 With a shredder? 636 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,280 Or a little rancher splinter? 637 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,280 With a giant rat. 638 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,280 Basically what they have in New York right now. 639 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,280 They have splinters? 640 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,280 Whitesaber of your choice, 641 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,280 or Iron Man suit? 642 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,280 You know what? Just give me the damn suit. 643 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,280 I'm sure people want to give it to me. 644 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,280 You'd go with the suit now? 645 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,280 Venom symbiote, 646 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,280 Thor's hammer, 647 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,280 or Rick Sanchez's portal gun? 648 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,280 Rick Sanchez? I'd probably go with the portal gun. 649 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,280 Portal gun? 650 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,280 I'd probably go with the symbiote. 651 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,280 Shit, I'm not going to watch the new episode today. 652 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,280 Fuck. 653 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,280 Would you rather have the powers of Thor or Loki? 654 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,280 Loki. 655 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,280 Would Loki love being mischievous? 656 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,280 Probably Thor. 657 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,280 Probably choose Thor. 658 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,280 Have lightning abilities? 659 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,280 Would you rather have two Marvel superhero powers, 660 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,280 or two DC superhero powers? 661 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,280 Do the same thing practically? 662 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,280 It's powers. 663 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,280 Super strength, super speed, 664 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,280 super intelligence, technological advancements, 665 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,280 all the same. 666 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,280 Yeah, it's not really specific on that one. 667 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,280 So, that doesn't matter. 668 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,280 I guess it's more of, do you like Marvel or D? 669 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,280 Yeah, basically. 670 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,280 Would you rather have the speech pattern of Yoda 671 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,280 or Starfire? 672 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,280 Oh, God. 673 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,280 I'd probably go with Starfire 674 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,280 because Yoda's like, I don't want to get tired of that. 675 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,280 You know, when I talk like Yoda... 676 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,280 Yes, I am. Yes, I am. 677 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,280 Do you, I shall. 678 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,280 Would you rather be 679 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,280 Doctor House, Doctor Who, or Doctor Strange? 680 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,280 Doctor Who. Love that show. 681 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,280 Uh, powers of Darth Vader or Doctor Strange? 682 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,280 Darth Vader? 683 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,280 Damn, Darth Vader's just... 684 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,280 This is a Jedi, basically. 685 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,280 This is a Sith Lord. 686 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,280 Doctor Strange. 687 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,280 Yondu's arrow or Doctor Strange's cape? 688 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,280 Yondu's arrow. 689 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,280 Shit is a fucking bullet. 690 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,280 Where you just whistle? 691 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,280 Yeah. I can't whistle. Doctor the Cape. 692 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,280 I'd probably go with the cape. 693 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,280 Since I'm a Jedi. 694 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,280 I'd probably go with the cape. 695 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,280 Since it's sentient on its own. 696 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,280 Which of the Avengers would you rather hang out with? 697 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:43,280 Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, or Ant-Man? 698 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,280 I'd probably go with Spider-Man. 699 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,280 Hang out with a high school kid? 700 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,280 Yeah, I mean... 701 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,280 Why not? 702 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,280 I'm already in deep enough as it is. 703 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,280 I'd probably go with Doctor Strange. 704 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,280 I'd probably learn something. 705 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,280 He's such a douchebag to people, though. 706 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,280 Yeah, he is, but he's also got Wong there. 707 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,280 Wong's pretty cool. 708 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,280 Uh... 709 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:11,280 Would you rather be born Kryptonian, Asgardian, Kree, Saiyan, or New God? 710 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,280 Uh... 711 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,280 Kryptonian, I guess. 712 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,280 I'm trying to be like Superman-style character. 713 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,280 I suppose so. 714 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,280 So now I know what choice I have. 715 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,280 Well, you don't want to be a Kree? 716 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,280 Nah. 717 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,280 Would you rather be Ghost Rider, Lobo, Punisher, or Deadpool? 718 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,280 Um... 719 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,280 Deadpool's ugly as fuck. 720 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,280 That looks like a testicle sack. 721 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,280 Uh... 722 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,280 Punisher, I guess. That's just a normal person. 723 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,280 She'll feel like a rippling backstory. 724 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,280 Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. 725 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,280 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 726 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,280 No, no, no, no, no! 727 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,280 Heh heh heh heh heh. 728 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,280 Uh... 729 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,280 Would you rather have Captain America's shields? 730 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,280 Yes. 731 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,280 Iron Man's suits? 732 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,280 That's enough. Give me that shield, baby. 733 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,280 Where it's looking clingy. 734 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,280 Come back to you. 735 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,280 Uh... 736 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,280 Strength of Thor, Hulk, or Superman combined, 737 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,280 or all of Iron Man's suits? 738 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,280 What is their obsession with the suits? 739 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,280 Give me the suits. 740 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,280 I take the combined strength. 741 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,280 Uh... 742 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,280 Would you rather have Wonder Woman's lasso, 743 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,280 or Iron Man's gauntlets? 744 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,280 I guess I take the gauntlets. 745 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,280 I take the lasso. 746 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,280 Don't we do the lasso? 747 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,280 I make everybody say shit they don't want to. 748 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,280 You know, like the thing where it's 749 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,280 are you the father from Mory? 750 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,280 Go on there, wrap that shit around the bitch, 751 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,280 are you lying? 752 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,280 So yeah, I'm the father. 753 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,280 Not with her. 754 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,280 Did you sleep with other people besides him? 755 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,280 No, only his brother. 756 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,280 Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. 757 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,280 Basically, yeah. 758 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,280 Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman, 759 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,280 or Captain Marvel? 760 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,280 I mean... 761 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,280 You got one that's kind of a misandrist, 762 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,280 and then you have the other one 763 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:04,280 that has thighs from Isles. 764 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,280 Eh... 765 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,280 My head always think about Shazam, actually, 766 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,280 in my head for some reason. 767 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,280 You mean Captain Marvel comes to Marvel? 768 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,280 Yeah. 769 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,280 Do you want to hang out with 770 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,280 Diana Prince, or Carol Danvers? 771 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,280 Carol Danvers. 772 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,280 Carol Danvers. Carol Baskin. 773 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,280 Killer, woman, ass bitch. 774 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,280 What the fuck? 775 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,280 Wonder Woman. 776 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,280 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. 777 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,280 Fly like Superman, or invisible like Susan Storm? 778 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,280 I mean, invisibility, I mean, 779 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,280 you know... 780 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,280 I think it's the second thing to know. 781 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,280 Uh, 782 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,280 who would you rather have on your team? 783 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,280 Tony Stark or Reed Richards? 784 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,280 You gotta have Reed Richards. 785 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,280 The super genius. The smartest man alive. 786 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,280 Although he can't fucking 787 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,280 be 788 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,280 Scarlet Witch, you stupid son of a bitch. 789 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,280 You could 790 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,280 keep your fucking mouth shut. 791 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,280 Here's a good one for you. 792 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,280 Would you rather be Spider-Man but broke 793 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,280 or yourself a rich? 794 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,280 What would I be 795 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,280 broke? 796 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,280 Yeah, here's the thing, right? 797 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,280 About like, 798 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,280 he's broke, right? 799 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,280 But he has one thing that 800 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,280 negates that 801 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,280 drastically. 802 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,280 He has enhanced abilities beyond 803 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,280 a normal human being. He's like, he doesn't 804 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,280 have to worry about diseases often. 805 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,280 He doesn't have to worry about, you know, 806 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,280 illnesses. 807 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,280 He might catch a cold, but he 808 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,280 has to be like a super cold. 809 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,280 There's something, like, if I was broke 810 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,280 but like extremely healthy 811 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,280 and physically fit, it would negate 812 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,280 being broke. I agree. 813 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,280 I'd rather have his powers. But give me that damn money. 814 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,280 Would you rather 815 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,280 have Deadpool's or Naruto's 816 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,280 healing factor? Maybe Naruto's or Deadpool's 817 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,280 is just good. Like, he healed. 818 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,280 I feel like he healed but he keeps the scar. 819 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,280 It's what it feels like to me. 820 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,280 That would be the most terrible fucking healing 821 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,280 factor. Who would 822 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,280 you rather have as a father? 823 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,280 Bruce, not Bruce Wayne, Batman or Superman? 824 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,280 Superman? Batman would be the 825 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,280 meanest motherfucker. 826 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,280 I thought you better 827 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,280 than this. Superman would be that 828 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,280 little country boy from Kansas. 829 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,280 I loved you, son. 830 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,280 Then I'm looking at Batman. Tell me you love me, Batman. 831 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,280 I did love you. 832 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,280 I fucked up yesterday. 833 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,280 Until you let 834 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,280 Joker beat you with a crowbar. 835 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,280 Like a bitch. 836 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,280 James Bond 837 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,280 or Bruce Wayne? You know James Bond, 838 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,280 my boy. 839 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,280 As what, though? What is 840 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,280 the context? Just who 841 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,280 would you rather be? James Bond. James Bond 842 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,280 or Bruce Wayne? Because not Bruce Wayne, Batman. 843 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,280 Just Bruce Wayne. Just Bruce Wayne, huh? 844 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,280 Just party loving Bruce Wayne? 845 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,280 Well, shit. 846 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,280 Yeah, still be James Bond. 847 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,280 Would you 848 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,280 rather rely on Captain America or 849 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,280 Batman to protect your life against 850 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,280 their main villain? 851 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,280 First of all, Joker always finds a way 852 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,280 to fuck something up. Fuck on that little shit. 853 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,280 As good as Batman is, Joker 854 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,280 always gots that trump card. 855 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,280 And Captain America's is what, Red Skull? 856 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,280 What's that goofy motherfucker gonna do? 857 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,280 Get his fucking head caved in. 858 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,280 Who would you rather chill with? 859 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,280 Superman, Batman, Iron Man, or Thor? 860 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,280 Which one are you going to? Thor? 861 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,280 Hasward Funny Thor or Boring Ass Thor? 862 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,280 I would assume it's probably Comic Book Thor. 863 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,280 Give me 864 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,280 Superman? 865 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,280 Just to hang out with? 866 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,280 I want to see how much horrendous shit 867 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,280 I can say to him. And see what he says 868 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,280 back. That Boy Scout we are. 869 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,280 Superman's Heat Vision 870 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,280 or Goku's Kamehameha? 871 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,280 I'd better hit the Heat Vision. It's 872 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,280 quick to the point. You don't have to 873 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,280 scream it? Yeah. 874 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,280 I hear that shit a mile away. 875 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,280 Would you rather be a villain 876 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,280 with five powers of your choice 877 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,280 or a hero with only one? 878 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,280 Five. What if I have 879 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,280 a redemption arc? 880 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,280 Can't be a villain anymore. I'll go with the five. 881 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,280 Magneto level of 882 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,280 magnetism or Jedi 883 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,280 Master level control of the Force? 884 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,280 I don't even know what the Force is 885 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,280 anymore. Isn't it the 886 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,280 midichlorian? 887 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,280 There's so much added to it 888 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,280 that there's no set rules anymore. 889 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,280 Let's say it's the first six episodes. 890 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,280 Let's count the other three completely 891 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,280 off. Oh, the originals? Just the 892 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,280 original six. Yeah, I'll go with 893 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,280 that. I still like magnetism. 894 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,280 I'll go with that instead. 895 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,280 Juggernaut's helmet or 896 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,280 Magneto's helmet to fight in the Marvel 897 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,280 Universe? 898 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,280 Magneto's helmet's easier to wear. 899 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,280 I feel like a block of 900 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,280 a helmet he has to wear. He's bigger than 901 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,280 me. Either his head is really big or 902 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,280 his fucking head is like in the middle 903 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,280 and it's just like all over land. 904 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,280 You see 905 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,280 how wide that dome fucking thing is? 906 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,280 It has to be. His head cannot be that fucking 907 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,280 big. 908 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,280 Powers of Dr. Manhattan 909 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,280 or Franklin Richards? Do I gotta walk around 910 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,280 my dick swinging everywhere? 911 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,280 I'm there. 912 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,280 Dr. Manhattan. I choose 913 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,280 Franklin Richards for the exact reason 914 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,280 that you chose Dr. Manhattan. 915 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,280 He also hasn't dick swinging out? 916 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,280 No, it's opposite. He never 917 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,280 has. He wears clothes. Boring. 918 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:28,280 Would you rather be Scarlet Witch or Storm? 919 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,280 Actually, being a woman, 920 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,280 do I get a massive penis? 921 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,280 I imagine Storm with his 922 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:40,280 Storm full everything except he has a huge cock. 923 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,280 Storm. 924 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,280 I would choose Storm as well. 925 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,280 The Flash or Professor X? 926 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,280 I chose the exact one. 927 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,280 Professor X. 928 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,280 Professor X. 929 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,280 Probably Flash because I want to walk. 930 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,280 Would you rather have a Purple Man's 931 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,280 power or Iron Fist's 932 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,280 power? 933 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,280 He's got a hand. 934 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,280 Like the ultimate hand. 935 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,280 Give me that. 936 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,280 Power of Thor or Zeus? 937 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,280 Am I a horrendous pervert like Zeus? 938 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,280 I'll go with Thor. 939 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,280 Would you rather have a Mother Box 940 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,280 or an Infinity Stone? 941 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,280 An Infinity Stone. If I get lucky, 942 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,280 I get one of the good ones. 943 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,280 It's all about luck. Like the power ones. 944 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,280 You don't want the reality 945 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,280 warping one? No. 946 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,280 They always wake up with some fucking weird ass lake. 947 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,280 They wake up like they're 948 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,280 fucking crying. 949 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,280 Would you rather be a Kryptonian, 950 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,280 Saiyan, or a Speedster? 951 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,280 Kryptonian, Saiyan, or Speedster. 952 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,280 I'd probably be a Kryptonian. 953 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,280 I'd probably choose Speedster. 954 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,280 That's not even a race. 955 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,280 Well, it's a group of people. 956 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,280 So with Speedsters, 957 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,280 you basically can't be hit by anybody? 958 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,280 Kryptonian, 959 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,280 they're not even about to say that, but they seem to get hit a lot. 960 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,280 That's true. 961 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,280 A White Lantern Ring or Storm? 962 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,280 Not Storm. 963 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,280 White Lantern Ring or Thor's Axe 964 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,280 Stormbreaker? 965 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,280 Give me a Stormbreaker. 966 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,280 Choose White Lantern Ring. 967 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,280 Having the powers of the entire emotional spectrum? 968 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,280 I'd choose that your emotions are under control. 969 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,280 I'd just like to rage. 970 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,280 And do that axe. 971 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,280 Be part of Hydra or Shield? 972 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,280 I mean, 973 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,280 Hydra. 974 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,280 What? 975 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,280 Uh, 976 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,280 would you rather be the Flash or Supergirl 977 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,280 for a day? 978 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,280 I mean, 979 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,280 Here's the thing, alright? 980 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,280 I'd be her. 981 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,280 I'd go back to her place, take a bunch of pictures while she's naked, 982 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,280 and send it to my phone. 983 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,280 I would sell them on a tablet. 984 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,280 You could make a lot of money. 985 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,280 Would you rather work 986 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,280 for Thanos, Darth Vader, 987 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,280 or Voldemort? 988 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,280 Let me think here. Thanos, 989 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,280 Darth Vader, 990 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,280 or Voldemort? 991 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,280 So, Darth Vader has killed 992 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,280 many of his own people. 993 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,280 But so has Thanos. 994 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,280 Which Thanos, though? 995 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,280 It doesn't... 996 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,280 If we go with the movie one, he's very nice to his soldiers. 997 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,280 Except for that one time they were losing in Endgame. 998 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,280 They're like, 999 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,280 we're gonna hit our own people. 1000 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,280 I don't give a fuck. 1001 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,280 Voldemort's...Voldemort? 1002 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,280 I guess I'm unemployed. 1003 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,280 He should now be named. 1004 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,280 Oh, man. 1005 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,280 They all suck. 1006 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,280 Metal Village 1 sucks less. 1007 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,280 Voldemort, I don't think I've ever seen him kill any of his own people. 1008 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,280 Has he? 1009 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,280 Fuck. 1010 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,280 I'd probably go with Darth Vader. 1011 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,280 Just because... 1012 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,280 Enjoy getting choked out for no fucking reason. 1013 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,280 What if I like to be choked? 1014 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,280 To death? 1015 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,280 No, if you're doing your job, 1016 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,280 he'd plays him baller. 1017 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,280 He's an asshole. 1018 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,280 True. Would you rather date 1019 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,280 Thor, Loki, or Captain America? 1020 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,280 First of all, I think Thor and 1021 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,280 Thor don't blow your asshole out. 1022 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,280 In the worst way possible, 1023 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,280 with their super abilities. 1024 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,280 If I get to America, he's a gentleman. 1025 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,280 Yeah, no means no with him. 1026 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,280 I hope so. 1027 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,280 At his 1940s. 1028 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,280 Would you rather be the child of Zeus or Loki? 1029 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,280 Loki. 1030 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,280 Get some awesome powers. 1031 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,280 Uh, powers of Thor 1032 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,280 or powers of the Flash? 1033 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,280 Uh, Thor. 1034 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,280 I'd probably go with Flash. 1035 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,280 The Flash would hit me in a brick wall and fucking 1036 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,280 oh fuck. 1037 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,280 Would you rather have access to 1038 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,280 the Odin Force, Power Stone, 1039 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,280 or Thor's Lightning? 1040 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,280 Uh, the Power Stone. 1041 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,280 Hope I can handle it. 1042 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,280 You know, as I shove it in my asshole, I make sure I get all the power. 1043 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,280 You can just eat it, actually. 1044 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,280 I'd probably go with 1045 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,280 the Odin Force. 1046 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,280 The Odin Force. 1047 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,280 Would you rather 1048 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,280 have Iron Man's suit? 1049 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,280 Jesus fucks a crap. 1050 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,280 I'd rather have a Panther suit. 1051 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,280 Give me the damn Iron Man suit. God, I'd take like 50 of them. 1052 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,280 Would you rather live in Wakanda or Asgard? 1053 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,280 Asgars. 1054 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,280 Easy. That's not even 1055 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,280 playing drums to open up a way. 1056 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,280 Fuck that. 1057 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,280 They don't have TV there. 1058 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,280 Well, they don't in Wakanda either. 1059 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,280 It's America. 1060 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,280 It's some Earths. 1061 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,280 Yeah, but they have Amazon. 1062 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,280 Asgard is at least a god city. 1063 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,280 Yeah, but I mean, do we don't know how bad it is 1064 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,280 at the poor people's place? 1065 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,280 Wakanda or Atlantis? 1066 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,280 Still Wakanda. 1067 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,280 I can't breathe underwater. 1068 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,280 Uh, 1069 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,280 uh, would you rather be 1070 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,280 born in the world of Naruto or Dragon Ball Z? 1071 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,280 Jesus Christ, Naruto. 1072 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,280 Dragon Ball Z sounds fucking horrendous. 1073 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,280 You were just, since just dawn. 1074 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,280 Just fucking exploding constantly. 1075 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,280 Uh, would you rather 1076 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,280 have the Kamehameha 1077 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,280 or the Rasengan? 1078 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,280 Yeah, it's a lot better. 1079 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,280 It's more controlled. 1080 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,280 Um, would you rather have 1081 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,280 Bruce Wayne or 1082 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,280 Bruce Banner in the real life? 1083 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,280 Have him how? 1084 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,280 Like as in your world. 1085 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,280 Bruce Banner or Bruce Banner? 1086 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,280 So we just have the whole, just fucking tear half 1087 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,280 the country apart? I would choose Bruce Wayne for that. 1088 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,280 Yeah, because he couldn't. 1089 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,280 Fuck. I don't think we have anything on this actual plan 1090 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,280 that could stop the whole. 1091 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,280 Uh, considering that you 1092 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,280 don't know their superhero personas, 1093 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,280 would you rather work for Tony Stark 1094 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,280 or Bruce Wayne? 1095 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,280 I'd probably make fun of 1096 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,280 Bruce Wayne a lot. Wait, 1097 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,280 you wouldn't know Tony Stark either? I just assumed he's an 1098 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,280 alcoholic? 1099 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,280 I'd probably 1100 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,280 work for Wayne Corp. Yeah, probably. 1101 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,280 I mean, it's a bigger company. 1102 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,280 I can just shuffle in. And he owns so many other 1103 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,280 companies. I can just shuffle in and 1104 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,280 I never even notice. Yeah. 1105 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,280 And he just looks like a Playboy billionaire. 1106 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,280 Nobody really cares too much. 1107 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,280 It's basically like just a real life bill. 1108 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,280 Yeah, you're working for a real person. 1109 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,280 Would you rather be best friends with 1110 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,280 Peter Parker, Clark Kent, or Shuri? 1111 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,280 Uh, 1112 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,280 Clark Kent seemed like a great friend. 1113 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,280 Yeah, I could see that too. Yeah, Clark Kent. 1114 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,280 I mean, he's at least like, um, 1115 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,280 He's very loyal. I'm here for you, friend. 1116 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,280 Heh heh heh heh. 1117 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,280 Would you rather have the Cosmic Cube 1118 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,280 or a Mother Box? 1119 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,280 Cosmic Cube. I can hold it. 1120 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,280 Strength of Thor, Hawk, 1121 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,280 and Superman combined? 1122 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,280 Uh, or 1123 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,280 uh, one of Iron Man suits? 1124 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,280 Just one, huh? 1125 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,280 Give me his most powerful one. 1126 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,280 The Cosmic Suit? 1127 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,280 The Cosmic Suit. 1128 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,280 Uh, be Captain America 1129 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,280 with Mjolnir. 1130 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,280 Oh. Or Iron Man. 1131 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,280 Give me Captain America. What do you do with Iron Man obsession? 1132 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,280 Uh, 1133 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,280 would you rather train with Captain 1134 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,280 America or Deathstroke? 1135 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,280 Uh, oof. 1136 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,280 I don't think Captain America would fuck me up 1137 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,280 if I fuck up. 1138 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,280 I'll go with Captain America. Yeah, I would agree with that. 1139 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,280 Uh, would you rather have 1140 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,280 Captain America's shield 1141 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,280 or the Omnitrix? 1142 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,280 Damn. 1143 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,280 I'd give four hands. 1144 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,280 I'd go with the Omnitrix. 1145 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,280 Yeah, I would agree with that. 1146 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,280 Well, they never really explained, like, what if you're like, 1147 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,280 you mess with you, like, down to the molecular level, 1148 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,280 so, like, when he's in his 50s, he's got cancer. 1149 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,280 You know what I mean? 1150 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,280 He morphed so many times, 1151 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,280 it just ruined his fucking DNA. 1152 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,280 Let me just... 1153 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,280 Tell him he's fucking horrendous. 1154 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,280 I got stage 1155 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,280 three cancer. 1156 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,280 Stage 12, it doesn't even... 1157 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,280 Humors all over my body. 1158 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,280 I'm like, Ben 10, what happened to you? 1159 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,280 I don't know. 1160 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,280 I've done too much. 1161 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,280 Uh, that is all 1162 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,280 the would-you-rathers 1163 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,280 that I've got, though. 1164 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,280 There's some weird ones in there. 1165 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,280 A lot of them are like, you want Iron Man or you want Batman? 1166 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,280 It's gonna be Batman or Iron Man. 1167 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,280 Yeah, what the fuck? 1168 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,280 I guess since they're so similar. 1169 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,280 But it's like, do you want this, this, this, 1170 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,280 or Iron Man suit? Do you want this, this, or Batman 1171 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,280 stuff? Yeah. 1172 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,280 You see what people focus on mostly. 1173 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,280 Batman and Iron Man. Yeah. 1174 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,280 Superman strength. 1175 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,280 They forget that he's a boy scout, though. 1176 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,280 Wouldn't hurt a fly. 1177 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,280 You know, the good old country boy. 1178 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,280 What do you mean, here's a lot of people. 1179 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,280 But he wouldn't hurt a fly. 1180 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,280 He's a country boy. 1181 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,280 I'm pretty sure they'd 1182 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,280 by kill a few cows. 1183 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,280 Gotta get that stamp. 1184 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,280 I gotta go kill a chef. 1185 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,280 He just punches right through its fucking head out his ass. 1186 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,280 Oh, that was a hit all. 1187 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,280 Well, that was an instant kill. 1188 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,280 We having chicken for dinner, Clark. 1189 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,280 Go get them, no problem. 1190 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,280 Fuck it. 1191 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,280 Just snap it next. 1192 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,280 See, I've never 1193 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,280 killed a cow or chicken. I can't even imagine. 1194 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,280 Grab one and just fucking 1195 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,280 cracking its neck. Yeah, no. 1196 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,280 I can kill a fish. 1197 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,280 I think. 1198 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,280 I've never done it before. 1199 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,280 I don't have the same level of emotional 1200 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,280 attachment to a fish. Yeah, that's true. 1201 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,280 At least not that I can think of. Maybe I do. 1202 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,280 When the time comes? Yeah. 1203 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,280 I'm like, no, I can't do this. 1204 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,280 But anything else to add before 1205 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,280 we head on out? Would you rather 1206 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,280 eat ass or get 1207 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,280 your ass eaten? 1208 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,280 You told me that earlier. 1209 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,280 I thought I'd just call it back. 1210 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,280 No, that's it. 1211 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,280 I'll choose neither. 1212 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,280 But... 1213 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,280 The Joker 1214 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,280 doesn't give you options. He gives 1215 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,280 you only two. 1216 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,280 With that, we'll see 1217 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,280 you guys on the next one.