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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually insane and I'm pretending to be a normal person.
I don't have normal person reactions to situations.
So there's been a lot of like one piece right now, the manga, not so much the anime, because
the anime is really far behind the manga, but everyone's losing their shit right now
because one of the five elders has just showed like his like abilities.
He's on this island called Eggplant Island or Egghead Island, trying to kill a scientist
named Vegapunk.
And they think he's a yokai because he's like a spider entity.
And he's so powerful.
His name is Saturn.
He's so powerful that they were told the Marines that were attacking the base because the straw
hats are there that do not look directly at him.
One person did, right?
And with the guy, the guy's hockey, he blew his head off.
So you're not supposed to look at Saturn directly at all.
He is like, he's like, they, I don't know, Oda's never hyped up the elders, right?
Except for like the last year.
And now they're like the most like end game level bosses I've ever seen.
You can't look directly at this man.
He'll fucking die.
While he's using his abilities?
Yeah.
This is the first time he's been on land before.
It's like, oh, ground again.
Like he's been up like in the, like the, the castle or whatever at the center of the world
or something.
But like there's something not human.
And it's not something devil for it either.
I don't think there's something really sinister about the, the five elders, something demonic.
Yeah.
Something demonic.
Like it's weird.
And I just, I don't, it's really interesting.
And it's, uh, and it goes to the room of that M the, the, the leader of all of the world
government that no one knows exists because they all think it's the five elders.
They think it's this entity that would drown sailors in whirlpools.
And the only way to stop him is to be in a barrel or hiding or like a trap it in a barrel.
Right.
The reason that's so significant is the very first episode chapter of one piece, Luffy's
in a barrel in a barrel and the whirlpool took his boat.
So he hit it.
He hit in a barrel to survive.
So it's like, did he escape him all the way back in the day?
Right.
And now, you know, that's what he amazed is this entity, this demon that, but it controls
water apparently.
It might be the only devil fruit that would control water, actual like sea water.
Yeah.
If it's even the devil fruit, they might not even be devil for users.
They're just, they're just, the buildings are so fucking strange.
They're just like, like, like shadow.
So do you think that M might be an entity that actually flooded that world?
That's a theory going around.
Yeah.
That the world is to be a huge landmass.
And now it's not because of him.
Like he wouldn't him or her, whatever him is just flooded the world and just left it
this like, just there's like the last time someone said anything was Marco.
He said there's at least 20 million islands in this world.
That's why it's so hard to find the one piece.
Yeah.
That's how many there are.
That is just, there's islands no one's ever been to and would it ever go to 20 million.
I don't even think we have that much on our planet.
20 million islands.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I guess it would depend on what you classify as an island.
Well, they're all islands.
I guess anything like, uh, that's not like a huge landmass.
Yeah.
Which is hard to tell because sometimes an island heat like one now was huge, but it
was still an island.
Yeah.
Uh, fucking, uh, what was the place?
Uh, where doflamingo controlled.
I forgot that the country, that was just one little fucking, uh, city.
Yeah.
It was what it looked like, man, like some countryside.
Then you've had like the little villages that Luffy grew up in.
And then you have like the, the, you have the huge fucking, uh, mountain, the red line
that covers the entire planet in a circle.
And the only way in between the red line is the grand line, which is just, uh, the, the
ocean where the most, I guess the most significant, the significant stuff happens in the grand
line.
And the only way to get to the grand line is through the red line.
Because if you try to go through it directly from the east, west, south, or, uh, north
blue, you'll hit the calm belt.
And if you hit a calm belt, there's no, there's no, for some reason, there's no wind.
Like if you don't have any like, uh, like, uh, uh, ors ors, you're stuck there, you'll
die.
And then they got a bunch of sea monsters there too.
Yeah.
It's weird.
The, the topography of a one piece is weird as fuck.
That's why I was wondering if M may have actually flooded the entire thing.
Then that's a, that's it as a theory lately, especially if that's what they likes to do
is drown things.
Yeah.
It tried to drown everybody once and they failed.
It was alive.
And so I wonder if I like their basing it off of that Greek monster.
What is it?
Chibardous or whatever it is.
Hmm.
I don't know that one.
Yeah.
The one that was a whirlpool.
No, no, not the other one.
Skillio, but the other one, the charbus.
Yeah.
I always fuck up the name, but yeah, I know what you mean.
Someone from the Odyssey.
Yes.
Uh, no, because they keep saying it's a Yoke guy.
So it's like Japanese lore.
Um, the thing about it is that Saturn even said Nika, like he knew who Nika was back in
the day.
Right.
So he was fighting the light guy, I forget, I can't really forget his name, like Kazuri
or something.
He's one of the admirals, one of the most powerful beings in the universe, in the One
Piece.
And Luffy's fighting him.
And then Saturn's like, Nika.
Like they were old friends or old acquaintances.
Luffy doesn't know who they are because it's Luffy.
But the devil fruit knows who Saturn is probably.
It's crazy.
One Piece is going wild lately.
Which it's funny too, because a lot of things that I've been seeing going around for Luffy
is that he does have a lot more powers than what he thinks.
Yeah, because he's just a cartoon.
Yeah.
I can do whatever I want.
Well, he thinks that he only has rubber powers because in his mind that's all he thinks he's
got.
Yeah.
But he technically they think they're saying that he has a hell of a lot more abilities
that he doesn't even know about.
He probably does.
He did a lot when he fought Kaido.
A lot of weird stuff.
A lot of Looney Tunes stuff.
It turned off a lot of people, but I mean, you should have saw it coming.
I mean, it's just what One Piece is.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't even watch One Piece and I know what One Piece, like the aesthetic of
it.
Yeah.
Well, he's been cartoony.
Yeah.
Well, especially Luffy.
It's never been like a Naruto or a Bleach or anything.
No, not super serious.
No.
I mean, like I guess they thought because of because when Sanji fought Queen was a super
serious fight and then and then Zoro fought King was an even more serious fight when it
got to Luffy.
And it's like, da da da da da da da da da da da da.
I'm like, oh, what the fuck?
But Oda always said, like, you know, that's the progression of series is that he just
keeps getting more and more serious.
He was like, fuck all that shit.
It's basically what he said.
I mean, because again, like Bleach, Bleach has been a very serious show almost from the
beginning.
And that guy took away his theme song.
You remember that?
I'll never forget that.
But like in the Naruto, it had a lot more serious elements to it.
Like there was obviously comedy in it.
But the entire show itself was not comedy, like comedic in any real way.
It wasn't a dramedy.
No, more like a drama drama with a streaks of comedy.
Right, right.
Because it's a shonen.
So yeah, it's a little bit different.
But one piece, even people that I've known that have watched it forever, it's always
been that.
It's always been goofy.
You got you got his second in command, who if he's running in a straight line, he'll
get lost.
Exactly.
Like everybody has always known that.
It's not like Dragon Ball Z.
Dragon, dragon.
The worship for 30 for four episodes.
I fucking love Vegeta.
He's like, I don't care anymore.
I don't want to be a super saiyan.
I don't care.
And he just fucking becomes a super saiyan.
Oh, he's holding that fucking arm because he gets fucked up.
Yeah, like I love that little continuity that an Android 18 kid, it's so hard that it still
bothers him to this day.
Fucking bitch.
He still feels it.
I love that continuity.
You just don't like what do you call it?
Evangelion.
Neon Genesis Evangelion.
No, man, he's a fucking pervert.
Fucking jacking off.
Hang on.
Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black here?
I'm a dignified pervert.
I wouldn't jack off for an unconscious body.
What the fuck?
Yeah, we all got standards.
What the fuck, yo?
How dare you?
I was just trying to find common ground.
I'm not a pot.
I'm a dignified wine glass.
He's a dirty fucking mug.
But you're both glassware.
Yeah, but I'm a clean glassware.
He's a nasty motherfucker.
I'll never forget that shit.
I was like, man, yo, what the fuck is you doing?
If you need to be told not to do stuff to unconscious people, then you don't need to
be doing anything.
Yeah.
Nasty motherfucker.
Some of those older anime.
I hate that fucking stuck porn, too.
I'm stuck.
I guess the only way to get you out is to fuck you.
What do you mean?
What?
Just dismantle the bed.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The question though is, is how is fucking I'm going to get him out?
Yes.
Like my suspension of disbelief does not go down.
Is that for?
Yeah.
No.
And it's always a washer.
So fucking washer or dryer.
Or she gets stuck between the mattress of a bed.
It makes no sense.
They should do a funny one where the guy gets stuck and she's like, well, the only way to
get you out is to fuck you with the strap on.
He's like, no, no.
I think somebody did a parody about that, how it's always step brother.
But it was a dude.
He's like, oh, fuck.
He's too pretty.
And then I'm home.
Oh, no.
Then we start screaming.
I don't understand the step porn fantasy, but whatever.
I don't either.
It's your business, you're not hurting anybody if it's a fantasy, I guess.
Just keep it a fantasy.
What about those?
What is it?
Don't you fucking say anything else?
You know what I'm going to say, don't you?
Yeah.
You're going to say fucking CNC.
No, no, no, no.
That's just to this fucking day.
I'm so fucking angry at that.
No, those two wannabe rappers where they're.
Oh, those two brothers were fucking each other.
Yeah.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I just mind my own business.
I knew you were fucking crazy by the way your fucking hair looks.
But hey, man, they have incest a little too much.
Yeah.
But it's illegal in almost every state as far as I know.
I like how it has to be illegal for people.
I like the fact that it has to be illegal for people to know it's wrong.
You should not want to do it anyway, even if it was legal.
You know what I mean?
You would think.
But the fact that you have to legalize it, it tells you a lot about human nature.
Like murder.
We got to make beastie out illegal because these motherfuckers won't stop fucking shit.
If I remember right, I think it was Arkansas that just finally banned it.
What do you mean just finally banned beastie out?
What do you mean just finally?
Yeah, I think it was very recent.
Like yesterday?
No, it wasn't like the last year.
I was hoping like 10 years ago, but that sounded way worse.
Let's see here.
If you need a law to tell you not to do something, you probably don't need to be doing anything
in life at all.
Like I would never murder somebody.
I don't need the law to tell me that.
I wouldn't bang a relative.
I don't need the law to tell me that either.
No, that was 2010.
So they banned it in 2013.
13 years ago?
Yeah.
What the fuck took them so long?
Imagine the governor constantly vetoing the like, no, this is no.
I don't know.
People are weird.
If you need a law to tell you not to do something, maybe you're not a good person.
You would think.
But you know, people are retarded.
So let's see here.
As of June 2021, Hawaii, New Mexico, West Virginia and Wyoming do not have laws against
it.
I know where I'm moving to.
That's so weird.
You don't need a law.
You just you should be you should know not to.
It's legal.
I'm fucking forced.
What goes through their head like they see like a dog bent over like, you know, like,
what the fuck?
That's so weird to me.
I'm scared for society.
Sometimes I am, too.
Yeah.
You're the reason they have instructions on shampoo bottles.
Yes.
I was saying this guy said that once because he saw a guy eat a burrito fucking sideways.
So like instead of eating from the top, he ate from the middle.
So I should we just fucking collapse on itself.
I was watching this motherfucker.
You cannot be fucking serious.
Do you not know the structural integrity of a fucking burrito?
You need to eat it from the top to bottom.
If you did from the fucking middle, it fucking came in on itself.
You stupid son of a bitch.
To be fair, if it was one from Taco Bell, it didn't have anything all the way up to
the middle.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to eat the fucking fucking tortilla.
I'll get to the fucking food eventually.
Exactly.
It's like just skip all that bullshit straight to the middle.
Oh, man.
That's the only reason I could think of.
There are some things that you should just morally know not to do.
What do you think?
Murders won.
I mean, sometimes.
There has to be laws against it.
Sometimes you got justice has to serve somebody.
Cracking an old man in the head.
What do you do?
Is he a Nazi?
If he was a Nazi, I tell Hitler, I said, hi, boom.
Speaking of, did you see that the Congress of Canada saluted a Nazi?
Yeah, fucking dumb motherfuckers.
Can you do a little bit of more of a background check before you start saluting some random
son of a bitch you ever met?
The funniest part is they're always trying to PC check everybody.
And everybody's supposed to be politically correct.
They're the first ones to fuck.
Damn, that's a lie for you.
Well, that's why that rule of don't throw stones if you both live in glass houses.
This is why I don't clap for anybody.
Exactly.
That's so hilarious.
Because they're always on the United States saying, well, our stuff is better than the
US.
Well, apparently not.
Sorry, Duffin Canadian.
It's OK.
Damn, that sucks, they must be mad as fuck.
Well, you said I think the dude resigned.
But what else can you do?
Well, time to pack my bag.
I would be like, I didn't fucking know.
I imagine how that dude's face like, oh, I'm getting the price.
A little old man.
He's probably like in his head like you just listen to Hitler talk.
He's like, you have no idea what I've done.
Oh, man.
I thought it was funny.
I guess they were hoping Nazis were finally gone.
No, it wasn't a neo.
At least the OG ones.
And it wasn't a neo one.
It was an original OG.
Damn.
No one did a bit of a.
That's what makes it hilarious.
Like I said, it wouldn't be so funny if it just happened.
But they're constantly saying that everybody in the US does stupid shit and always trying
to be like PC principal.
We're constantly on every little thing that the US does.
And then they go really fuck up.
I can't even see senile Biden doing something like that.
Like, come on now.
Look, they're not even that dumb.
No politician here.
I don't think is that stupid to do that.
I give them a minute.
That is true.
You'd be surprised at the absolute stupidity of human nature.
Yeah.
I've seen it.
So I know.
So how's your week been?
Oh, you know, I've met people, conversations, trying to survive absolute fucking human.
Just I don't want to talk about it.
I guess I should say it's been a rough week, people.
It's been a rough week.
Yeah.
So I guess I got to keep reading the chapters of One Piece.
I got shown in jump for three dollars a month.
But man, it's hard to read on your phone.
Yeah.
That shit's like you read one part, right?
You're like, that's weird.
Then you turn the page or you slide it and just like, oh, this was connected to the last
page over like an overlap.
You know, I'm like, God dang.
So you got to widen it or shorten it as you can see them both together.
So you know the context of that panel.
Yeah.
Plus like nothing against the order.
But man, like the action is so like this.
Like it's so I'm so confused as to what I'm supposed to be looking at and what I'm supposed
to be seeing.
Right.
I guess I'm not used to seeing manga like that.
Right.
I'm used to seeing like American comics in color.
And I can follow the the the sequence of action.
I have no idea half the time what's going on in a one piece panel when they're fighting.
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
To be fair, there are certain manga that you read and even somebody that has read a lot
such as myself.
There's some that you just can't follow.
Whereas like, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Like, please just animate it now.
Yeah.
There's it'll be one panel I can see on screen.
I mean, to be fair, look, you go from the manga of one piece and then when they animated,
it was just as bad.
Yeah, they should have did the steady cam for Luffy.
I'll never forgive him for that.
They wanted to show how crazy the shit was, apparently.
Yeah.
But I mean, like the camera was like, damn, I can't keep up either.
It's too cartoony.
I can't do it.
But the one thing they should have known about cartoons is the camera is always steady.
No matter how crazy the cartoon acts.
I mean, look, look at the old animaniacs and stuff as fucking crazy as they were.
It was so steady.
It focused on one thing or it focused on one individual as they were moving.
Or just one like fucking set.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Like they're a fixed point of something.
But they moved that camera too much when Luffy was fighting that first time when he powered
up.
Yeah.
I think they fixed it a little bit in the second episode fight, but it was still like,
you know, fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was, it was pretty bad.
I'm still not cut up to one.
I gave up after like the episodes dropped.
Yeah.
I mean, there was no goal.
So I would just go back to my slow watching.
I was burning through them.
I burned through fucking the Delfo Mingo saga.
Yeah.
God damn, my brain almost exploded.
I still don't know what he did wrong.
They keep saying he's a war criminal.
I don't know where it went.
What did he do?
I don't know.
Nothing.
He was cool as fuck to me.
Someone could just play what he did wrong.
Maybe I'll believe you, but no.
See now you got to catch up on Naruto.
It's not going anywhere.
Oh, it's going through baruto.
So no, it's not going anywhere.
That was my point.
It's not doing anything.
Any show that's like done is just, I can just catch up to whenever.
Yeah.
It's got 300 something episodes though.
Light work.
Basically.
Yeah.
I don't think it.
Hang on.
Not three.
That was a bleed.
The 700, I think what Naruto has.
And then if you include baruto in that, it's over a thousand probably.
Yeah.
Boring.
I'm not watching burrito.
I don't even want to watch.
I've seen three.
No, I take that back.
I've seen six episodes when it first came out.
After that, I couldn't make it no further.
Couldn't get hard anymore.
Huh?
No, no.
Lost all soft as a motherfucker.
It's like nobody wants to see this shit.
Sakura is still retarded.
That's never changed.
Sakura.
She has a daughter in the.
It's so weird that they have, I don't understand their technological level.
Are they advanced?
Are they modern?
I could have sworn they had earpieces in an episode of Naruto.
Yeah.
And then they never talked about technology.
And then I saw a clip of burrito, they were working on a fucking computer.
I'm like, yo, what the fuck is happening?
But whenever it was Naruto with Tsunade and stuff like that is Hokage, she's using the
old school.
Yeah, I don't understand what the technological level is.
I don't either.
They jump through trees when they travel.
So they don't have cars.
But then they have a train in baruto, like a monorail.
They did?
Yeah.
It's like, what the fuck are we doing here?
Like, I don't understand any of this shit.
Well, I mean, I guess I accept the stuff in One Piece.
They got cyborgs and they got fucking snails that you talk to as a phone.
Yeah.
Then they got like, they still go on ships like made of wood.
So it's funny.
But they do have metal ships, though, don't they?
Doesn't the Navy have some of them?
Some of the warships, yeah.
So they do have they do have metal ones.
I guess Oda said that there's no set technology date because he would limit what he wanted
to do.
If I just want to add like some, you know, 18th century Victorian England, there you
go.
I want to add some fucking Roman Empire.
There you go.
He's like, what's like a hodgepodge?
Yeah, you didn't give a fuck.
Yeah.
Man's the goat.
Wish he would teach me how to write stories.
He's wrote a lot.
He's wrote one.
Just one real fucking long one.
Didn't he do another one too?
Yeah, he did a cowboy one, like a Western.
He was really into Western.
That's why the wanted posters, they're not a really they're not really a pirate thing.
They're an old West thing.
But he just kept that going.
What's funny too is the money system that they have.
Berries, berries.
Yeah.
18 billion berries.
What do the berries look like?
They look like berries?
Do they look like gold?
They're pretty much gold coins.
Are they?
Sometimes bills too.
I've seen bills.
Nami.
Yeah, Nami's had bills and coins.
It's just bills and coins.
These are actually depicted the money.
Yeah, I just call them berries.
Shit Cyberpunk 2077, they're called Eddie's.
Yeah.
How many Eddie's you got?
I got 900,000.
900,000 Eddie's.
Yeah, it's weird to me calling them Eddie's.
Yeah.
What was it?
What were they called in Meroin?
Like sept something?
Septims.
Septims?
What the fuck is a septum?
But they were called gold septums.
So they actually had a qualifier.
I like how they didn't give a fucking sky, it was gold.
It's gold bitch.
Get that gold.
That reminds me, even in Elder Scrolls, some of the technology that they have.
Yeah, like the fucking Dwemer?
Yeah.
God dang, automated robots, automated robot defense system.
Yeah.
You have invented the private property of a Dwemer.
Pretty much.
It's all steam powered too.
And then you got the Nordics still living in like, pretty much the way they're living
out in the fucking frozen tundra.
Yeah.
Well then you also have the Argonians living in a fucking swamp still.
So yeah.
I wonder how an Argonian would make it in a cold environment like Skyrim.
My character did fine.
Well there's those others that are always sitting beside the ships like along that.
Oh yeah they are.
So fucking douchebags.
Yeah.
Yeah they were.
I love swimming though.
I love being in an Argonian, just fucking diving.
I can do whatever water, just go in.
Which is funny because I'm afraid of the deep water.
Cause of Cthulhu.
Yeah cause of Cthulhu.
Have you ever heard that theory that, okay you know in Skyrim how you can make Dwemer
armor and stuff like that?
That it's not actual Dwemer armor the entire time?
That it's just like a replica?
It's nothing that would be on par with the actual Dwemer stuff?
I'm a master smith of course it's on par.
Cause apparently the theory goes that the last set of actual real Dwemer armor that
you find is in Morrowind.
Cause it was extremely powerful.
Look at that goofy stuff.
Yeah.
But it was really strong.
It had high, what do you call it, benefits to it.
Whereas in Skyrim everything that you use or Oblivion, every piece of Dwemer stuff is
really not that great.
Damn it sucks.
Cause isn't it like on par with like glass armor I think?
I don't remember.
Like on the same part of the tree?
It's over a butt ass naked.
I'm sure you got the mop then didn't you?
Fucking dick swinging, you could hear the clapping every time I fucking tried to sneak.
It was scraping against the ground.
And butt cheeks smacking together as you're running.
Just run a whole ass.
That's why I still find it funny.
Channel scribbles I think is the one that did it.
Where they made fun of everything in Skyrim.
Like where it had, they're making fun of Alduin, they're making fun of everybody.
And like with the kind of crappy artwork.
Yeah.
Like if you want, he was trying to say teach me alchemy.
Okay, well what you're going to do is you're going to grab this and you're going to eat
it.
And then he just takes a bite of everything.
You just be eating random shit until you fucking paralyze yourself.
And then he gets a spider.
He's like dude, don't fuck, don't do it.
It's one of those spider eggs.
Well, what you're going to do is you're going to eat it.
And then he eats it and he's got spiders crawling on his face.
Oh, I think I saw that part.
I remember that.
It was so weird how to be an alchemist.
You start eating shit.
I'm like what the fuck?
I'm like my fucking end up dying.
Basically, yeah.
Or paralyze yourself.
Yeah.
For like fucking a good 30 seconds.
That's why if you're going to do that, you have to do it somewhere in like the middle
of a city to where you know that nobody's going to attack you necessarily.
Yeah.
And then of course with the Dragonborn DLC and stuff like that, then you also get, what
do you call it, Merax people in the middle of fucking cities to attack you.
Oh yeah.
They would just jump you when it was time to be like, time for you to get to the DLC.
Yeah.
Just fucking your ass handed to you for no reason.
Yeah.
Or vampires in the middle of the damn city killing people that were important.
Oh man.
Getting jumped is the worst.
I remember getting jumped in Mervin was kind of crazy.
You had these people called the sleepless.
Yes.
They were like, they were, they were, they would just randomly attack you in town.
Yeah.
And you were like, yo, what the fuck's going on?
And it wasn't until I got older, I realized, can I had the, the strategy guide, this fucking
fat fucking book with everything in Mervin.
I found out that they were actually getting, being controlled by somebody, one of those
cultists, like the creepiest looking characters in the whole game.
And if you went to the cultists first and killed them, it would break the spell.
And they'd be like, ah, I was, I was dreaming.
I'm just being saying random shit.
Yeah.
Because it was just like people that like, you would, you would talk to you all the time
when you walked by and then all of a sudden you just fucking started trying to beat your
ass.
You didn't know what to do.
You said you killed him.
But Morrowind is also the kind of game where if you don't pay attention, as soon as you
get off that fucking ship and you go to that first little cave over there, you're going
to get fucking murked.
As soon as you go in there.
Where's the cave at?
But I get these hands get destroyed the first couple of seconds of the game.
Get these hands with this fucking unbreakable fucking spells I have called cheat codes.
Black, black, white, white, white, black.
Still remember him to this day.
The only time I ever, that ever failed is when the, uh, the attack was so powerful was an
instant kill.
Yeah.
You don't have even a chance to hit pause.
You're just like, oh fuck.
I'm not meant for this place yet.
One thing I did like about Morrowind, uh, it was a little bit more realistic in the
fact that you could go up against an extremely strong enemy from the get go.
Yeah.
They just, they just let you through each of the wolves.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
You can go wherever you want.
Skyrim was more of a kind of a guided tour.
You could just be careful here.
Just be careful here too.
You could basically, you could do whatever you wanted, but since creatures and like,
uh, like outlaws and stuff like that, they would, they would level with you.
Oh yeah.
The level scaling.
Yeah.
Morrowind didn't give up.
Fuck.
You could start off at level one and meet a level lady, whatever.
Morrowind is a lot like Dark Souls.
Yeah.
You know what Dark Souls is not motto is?
You think you're here to have fun?
That's their motto.
It's like, well guess again.
This shit is fucking brutal.
I'm only beating the first one and blood board.
Yeah.
Dark Souls two is not really Dark Souls.
Dark Souls three, I, uh, I don't know what the fuck I was doing.
Elden Ring.
I'm playing that too.
I'm playing all the rings.
I like the Dark Souls series.
You just gotta get good.
Get good.
That's, that's, that's, there's nothing.
There's no, there's, that's it.
It's kind of like, um, what was the name of that one game?
Uh, it was real cartoony.
Like it looked like a old school 1930s cartoons.
Um, Cuphead.
Yes.
I'll beat that game too.
It blew games journalist minds.
Yeah.
When he couldn't fucking jump.
Yeah.
It's like, wow, they need to make this game easier.
They didn't make, they didn't make the levels easier.
It's like you can't get next to fucking tutorial.
Cause I saw it's fucking PewDiePie do the same thing.
Yeah.
I think he was ragging on the guy for that moment.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
He's like, bro, like you gotta get good.
Cause he just jumped and he landed on top, right?
Yeah.
And that was the whole video and PewDiePie didn't say anything.
He knew the, he knew like the comedy, the comedic, uh, essence of the situation was
him not to say a word.
Yeah.
He just jumped and he just stood at the, on top of that little pillar.
And that was it.
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck, I don't know what the fuck the guy was doing.
I don't either.
Just jump up.
I don't know what he, he's a games journalist for.
That was the part that blew my mind at the time is like, okay, you can't even get past
the fucking tutorial and it shows you how to do it.
Like come on bro.
Like you supposedly jump in says fucking Mario.
Exactly.
Like you've always been able to play those kinds of games.
It's a side scroller game.
Now don't get me wrong.
It does get harder if you play it on a harder difficulty as you go.
Even on normal, it's difficult.
It is, but he was also complaining that they need to make it to where all the animations,
you can see all those on the very easy level.
Animation.
Oh, cause uh, like I think if you use simple, you don't get as many, uh, you don't get
all the graphics involved with it.
Like the character, the combinations, the tech cycles they do.
No, but why would you, you're playing on very easy.
Like they basically limit themselves at that point.
Yeah, man.
Games are fun.
Have you not learned that yet?
They are battles between your will and theirs.
Yeah.
And I'll be damned if I lose and you feel more of a gratification when you beat something
and you actually had to work for it.
Yeah.
Like the orphan of cause.
Oh, you motherfucker.
The what?
Nobody.
Nobody at all.
Well, that's it for this episode.
All right.
Anything else to add before we head out?
I killed how much I got to kill this mother too.
She was already dead when I got there.
All right.
We'll talk to you guys on the next one.
Adios.