1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,160 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 2 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,600 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 3 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,680 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,180 This is what we are covering tonight. 5 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:24,640 We're going through the basically the starter adventure of Call of Cthulhu, the starter 6 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,640 kit. 7 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,400 So we're playing alone against the flames. 8 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,360 Michael will be reading and I'll be trying to survive. 9 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:31,360 All right. 10 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,480 But before we do, like, share and subscribe to the channel. 11 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,400 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,040 We also have membership tiers on those platforms. 13 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,560 If you'd like to support the channel or you can check out buymeacoffee.com forward slash 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,560 KLE podcasts. 15 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,560 Okay. 16 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,560 All right. 17 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,560 All right. 18 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,560 All right. 19 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,840 Let's see how far I can make it. 20 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:50,840 Here we go. 21 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,560 Alone against the flames. 22 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,080 The sun is high in the sky. 23 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,880 A merciless ball of heat. 24 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,600 You feel the scorched, you feel scorched by the time you reach the bus halt in front of 25 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,680 Osborne's drugstore. 26 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,160 It's a relief to put down your heavy cases and take off your hat for a moment. 27 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,160 You fan your face. 28 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:11,800 It is a long summer here in your hometown and yet a curiously empty one. 29 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:16,320 You look across the street at the grubby butcher shop, the grocers with the faded awning and 30 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,880 the shabby tobacco list. 31 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,080 Ms. trustful faces glare at you as they pass. 32 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,080 Fuck all you. 33 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,600 I hang your clothes and luggage. 34 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,040 It was your parents choice to live here, not yours. 35 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:30,520 You were happy down south as a child among Providence's white walled houses and leafy 36 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,120 churchyards. 37 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:37,800 Perhaps this is a job in Arkham will supply you with a change that you need. 38 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,120 Yet everybody you know in the world lives here. 39 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,840 You know nobody in Arkham, not one soul. 40 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:47,520 You ask yourself one last time if this is the right thing that you're doing. 41 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,520 The answer is here. 42 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,200 None of your supposed friends have come to see you off. 43 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,640 You are alone. 44 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:57,480 Whatever challenges a lie in Arkham, it will be a new life, a brave new one, a new brave 45 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,760 one. 46 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,040 A small gray motor coach approaches and rattles to a stop. 47 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,840 You put your hat back on and pick up your cases. 48 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:05,840 Yeah. 49 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:10,920 How are they going to get out of this fucking shithole? 50 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,320 You don't want to be part of the shithole no more. 51 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,280 I would hate to live in a small town. 52 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:20,400 Two young men with two young men with solemn expressions of light from the coach. 53 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,800 One looks up at you and down before heading away. 54 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:28,360 The driver also steps down glancing at you before crossing the road to visit the tobacco 55 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,360 ist. 56 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,800 When he returns, he is rolling a cigarette between his yellowed fingers. 57 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:36,160 He gives it a final twist and examines you as he reaches for his matchbox. 58 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:41,760 He is a thin man in his 50s dressed in a stained shirt with the bus company emblem. 59 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,000 Yet his eyes are sharp and their dark sockets. 60 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Who are you? 61 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,720 You show him your ticket for Osepe. 62 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:55,400 From there, you will connect to Rochester and Portsmouth before the coastal line to Newbury 63 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,400 Port and finally Arkham. 64 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:01,120 Jesus Christ, I forgot I would be traveling forever. 65 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,800 You should be able to afford a rail ticket for at least some of the way. 66 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:09,380 Otherwise, this will be the first of many long bus trips. 67 00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:12,600 The driver scratches the match and lights a cigarette. 68 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,840 The end flares as he takes a drawl. 69 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,960 Then he exhales and gestures to the back of the coach. 70 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,840 Plug a Drex up there. 71 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:26,400 Now we need to set all your stats. 72 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,920 So what are we working with? 73 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:34,160 At the top, you have spaces, eight characteristics, strength, constitution, power, dexterity, 74 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:38,080 appearance, size, intelligence, and education. 75 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,080 A lot the following. 76 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,360 Let's start with the highest and then we'll go from there. 77 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,360 The highest is 80. 78 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,360 The 80, alright. 79 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:49,160 So basically my guy is fucking dripping with sexuality. 80 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,720 He is drop dead gorgeous. 81 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,360 So that's going to appearance. 82 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,800 He is just, women are like, they gasp when they see him. 83 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,280 You saw that man look at me up and down. 84 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,200 He knew what he wanted. 85 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,720 So my appearance is 80. 86 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,920 Alright, next one is 70. 87 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:10,320 70, let me see. 88 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,520 I'm practically a gymnast. 89 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,520 So your dexterity? 90 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,520 70 for dexterity. 91 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,080 Alrighty, we have two 60s. 92 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,360 Two 60s, let me see. 93 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:24,040 Let me do strength and constitution at 60. 94 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,040 Alright. 95 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,040 Three 50s. 96 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,040 Three 50s, God dang. 97 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:38,680 I'm not too bright, so 50 and 50 and 50 for power. 98 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,680 And 40. 99 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:46,000 So I'm just going to side because I am four foot one. 100 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,800 Four foot one and a hundred pounds of solid muscle. 101 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,800 You're a little man? 102 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,800 Yes. 103 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,800 A little stocky man. 104 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,280 That's somehow drop dead gorgeous. 105 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,480 I am dripping. 106 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:04,640 Women are like, damn, I got to hit me a little man. 107 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,640 My last girlfriend was six foot nine. 108 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:15,640 That at least lets me set this up pretty easily for the next couple of weeks. 109 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,200 Alrighty, let me know when you're finished and ready. 110 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,200 I'm ready. 111 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:24,280 The driver smokes and watches you as he watches you drag your cases to the back. 112 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,000 He wants all this business too. 113 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,080 The rack is set and conveniently high on the vehicle. 114 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,720 You get a grip on your heavier case. 115 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,120 Is your size 40 or below? 116 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,120 Yeah, it's a 40. 117 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,120 Four foot one. 118 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:43,720 You fucking dropped the book. 119 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:49,400 Four foot one with a six inch penis. 120 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,240 I wrote that down too. 121 00:05:53,240 --> 00:06:00,120 Six inches and five point three inches of garth. 122 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:05,680 You struggle for a few seconds before the driver comes to help you and lends a hand. 123 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,400 Still puffing on the cigarettes. 124 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,960 Heavy bags for a small one. 125 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,600 He remarks small one. 126 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,240 You judge it best to respond with a simple thanks. 127 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:20,640 It's like, yeah, but thank you. 128 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,640 I couldn't lift that son of a bitch. 129 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,720 I'm going to carry a bag heavier than I need to be able to lift. 130 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:26,720 It's probably heavier than you are. 131 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,720 Yeah, it probably is. 132 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,720 I'm a hundred pounds, probably a hundred and ten. 133 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,720 Oh shit. 134 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:42,960 I looked at the wrong page. 135 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,720 Yeah, that happened to me a few times. 136 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,920 All righty. 137 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:48,920 Moving on. 138 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,800 The driver flicks a cigarette into a gutter and steps into the motor coach. 139 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,360 Its engine costs the life. 140 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:57,480 You board, grateful that you will be the only passenger for the initial part of the trip, 141 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,480 at least. 142 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,960 In some motions you watch from the window as the tired avenues of your old home slip 143 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:03,960 behind you. 144 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,200 We're seating into the distance. 145 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:10,680 For a few minutes, you can still see the church spire over the brow of the low hill. 146 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,280 Then the road dips and it too has gone. 147 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,960 Arkham is your new home. 148 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,880 You will travel there and make a new start. 149 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,880 All righty. 150 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,160 Blah, blah, blah. 151 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,880 It's asking you to change everything to get your haves. 152 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,880 Oh yeah. 153 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:28,880 All right. 154 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,200 I hate that part. 155 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:35,440 So you have each of those values and then you divide each of the original values by 156 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,000 five as well. 157 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,040 That was one of the randomest things I have. 158 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:45,480 It's gonna be half and then they gotta be a fifth of that half. 159 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,840 No, not a fifth of the half. 160 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,840 I'm not. 161 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,400 Now, if you did a fifth of the half, that'd be really bad. 162 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,440 It'd be super low numbers that don't exist in this. 163 00:07:53,440 --> 00:08:01,040 So that's 16, 35 and 14. 164 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:06,080 Sixties are 30 and 12 a piece. 165 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,080 Fifties are 25, right? 166 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,080 I'm gonna take it with the math. 167 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,080 My guy's dumb as hell. 168 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:18,400 I don't know what you call bright, but damn can I fuck. 169 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,400 Forty is 20, right? 170 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,400 20 and 10. 171 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,400 No, eight. 172 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,400 All right. 173 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,400 Good to go. 174 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,400 All righty. 175 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:33,840 And then in the strip below, you'll see that you track your sanity and magic points. 176 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,520 Beginning sanity is equal to your original POW. 177 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,280 Power. 178 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:43,920 So my sanity is a nice 50. 179 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:49,440 And beginning magic points are the same as the value you've just assigned for the power 180 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,080 divided by five. 181 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:56,480 So I only have 10 magic points. 182 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:57,480 All I need is these hands though. 183 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,480 I just need some hands. 184 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:01,480 Is a 10. 185 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,480 OK. 186 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,480 All righty. 187 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,920 The coach putters through the countryside. 188 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:10,920 At first, the interior is stifling and your stomach lurches at every bend in the road. 189 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:14,040 I can picture that. 190 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,080 I'm a corn dog. 191 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:20,240 However, the driver opens his window and by switching seats, you find a spot where the 192 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,080 breeze hit you in the face. 193 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,080 I'm four for one. 194 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,080 How? 195 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,080 Should be blowing over my head. 196 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,080 Not a cushion. 197 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,880 I brought you a pillow. 198 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:34,680 One of my briefcases I kept with me. 199 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:38,840 You soon relax into the journey, observing the quaint little hamlets and the coach that 200 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,520 the coach serves. 201 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,200 A heavyset woman boards at one settlement and gives you a polite nod. 202 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,200 What up, girl? 203 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,200 She gets off at the next one. 204 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,200 Oh. 205 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,880 You want some company? 206 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,120 The road rises a little, passing cornfields and orchards. 207 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:57,360 The leaves are turning and the trees are alive with glorious reds and golds. 208 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,760 It's kind of funny because it's going to be fall. 209 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,760 It's already fall. 210 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,760 Yeah. 211 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:01,760 Yesterday was the full day of first day of fall. 212 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:02,760 And it was hot as fuck. 213 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:07,160 Welcome to the future. 214 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,560 You have just begun to doze when the driver takes a tight bend at speed. 215 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,080 Bitch. 216 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:18,360 Add size and con together, then divide the total by 10, rounding down. 217 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:22,000 Add size and I'll size the constitution. 218 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,160 60 plus size is a hundred. 219 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,160 So 10. 220 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,160 So that's a 10 hit points. 221 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:32,560 60 plus 10 is a no, no, sorry. 222 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,920 60 plus 40 is a hundred. 223 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,720 So is a hundred divided by 10 is 10. 224 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,440 So little bitch, I'm going to hit 10 hit points. 225 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,440 This is the starting value for you have points. 226 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,360 Yay. 227 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,720 Now you must make a roll against your dexterity. 228 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,240 Roll one D 100. 229 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:51,680 This means rolling 10 to 10 sided dice. 230 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,800 So both of these 10 ones, both of these. 231 00:10:54,800 --> 00:11:00,040 The tens place is by the blue one and the ones digit is the green ones. 232 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,040 Green. 233 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,040 Okay. 234 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,040 Why did I get both pens out? 235 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,040 What the fuck am I doing? 236 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,040 Come on, baby. 237 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:09,120 I need a, I got to do higher or lower than 70. 238 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,880 This is a role against your dexterity. 239 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:14,120 So it's going to, if it beats my dexterity, I lose, right? 240 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,160 This means, uh, we'll see here. 241 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,600 If you rolled equal to your dexterity or less, you pass the roll. 242 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,600 Okay. 243 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,360 So I have to be okay. 244 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,360 64. 245 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,360 So you pass. 246 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:26,360 Hell yeah. 247 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,360 Dexterity. 248 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,360 I probably grabbed the hand rail just hang on to that bitch. 249 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,640 It's like a little heavy. 250 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:39,160 Like a little. 251 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,860 A desperate yell awakens you. 252 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:44,140 You feel yourself slide from the seat as the driver spins the wheel and the motor coach 253 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:45,840 plunges off of the road. 254 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:49,720 You grab hold of the seat in front of you just in time to prevent a painful fall. 255 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,560 The coach stops with a thump. 256 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,000 Now you see what has happened. 257 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:59,800 A Fordson Traxor has stopped in the road and the driver had you swerve to avoid the still 258 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,800 obstacle. 259 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:05,240 He leaves from his seat into the road unleashing a string of curses at the farmer. 260 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:10,480 I imagine him talking like boom. 261 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,480 You would take a moment to catch your breath. 262 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,480 Perhaps he should. 263 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,480 You should offer assistance, but the driver has already returned. 264 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:21,240 He backs the coach up a little and threads it around the tractor and glaring at the farmer. 265 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:26,080 He's like, but you're on country road. 266 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,080 They should have been looking. 267 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:31,440 There should be nothing that would just pop up suddenly. 268 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,440 You know what I mean? 269 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,760 Was the driver not paying attention? 270 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,760 Exactly. 271 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,760 That's the problem. 272 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,760 Right. 273 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:38,840 You resume your journey. 274 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,040 The driver takes the curves with more caution than before. 275 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,520 He glances over his shoulder a couple of times. 276 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,520 Sorry for that. 277 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,320 So probably can see me over the seat. 278 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:54,480 I can disappear to the back. 279 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,840 That fellow was dumber than a hog. 280 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,840 I'm Silas. 281 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,840 What's yours? 282 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,960 So I get my name. 283 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,320 My name is Hank Dingo. 284 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,800 You'll find out about him here in a little bit. 285 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,720 It's from a movie. 286 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:13,680 The accident was at least as much Silas's fault as the farmer's, but it doesn't seem 287 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,800 shrewd to antagonize the man while he is driving you through the middle of nowhere. 288 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:22,560 The coach turns onto a narrow road, which weaves uphill through the woodland. 289 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,960 Silas becomes chatty. 290 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:25,960 Going to Arkham, eh? 291 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,600 Can't say I've ever heard of the place. 292 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,760 Went to Boston once. 293 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,760 Didn't like it. 294 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,760 Too much hustle and bustle. 295 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:32,760 You got family there? 296 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,480 Wait, how does he not want to Arkham? 297 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,480 My ticket just says Osby. 298 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:42,040 About to shoot this man in the back of the head. 299 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,120 A special someone waiting. 300 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,440 The afternoon is wearing on you. 301 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,320 My ex, you six nine. 302 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,560 You see no harm in confiding in Silas about your new life. 303 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,560 A job, eh? 304 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,560 What's your line? 305 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,040 What job options do I have? 306 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,040 Antiquarian. 307 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,040 What is it? 308 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,040 Antiquarian. 309 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,040 Antiquarian. 310 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,040 Doctor of medicine. 311 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,040 Journalist. 312 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,040 Private investigator. 313 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,040 Or a professor. 314 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,680 My name is Hank Dingo and I'm the knee-high PI. 315 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:16,120 I know I made that character before he died, but I'm going to give him another shot. 316 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,640 That's a good movie, by the way. 317 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,360 You can watch it in 10-minute videos on YouTube. 318 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,800 Seven videos, so an hour and 20 minutes. 319 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,560 Or an hour and 10 minutes. 320 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,160 No way it's seven, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50. 321 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,160 Maybe eight videos. 322 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,800 No, it's like an hour and 20 at least. 323 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,800 Either way, it's hilarious. 324 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,400 And how old are you? 325 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,400 I'm 35. 326 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,400 35? 327 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,400 Mm-hmm. 328 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,400 So you're a private investigator, huh? 329 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,560 That I am. 330 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,600 My one weakness is women. 331 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600 I am a harbour. 332 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:51,400 So you just took yourself into the story here. 333 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,840 I just added myself. 334 00:14:52,840 --> 00:15:03,800 I will sometimes really get into bad situations, case-wise, for a woman. 335 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:08,360 You skirt around the details of your profession in your usual way, mentioning only that you 336 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,400 have helped the police to clear out various problems in the past. 337 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:16,400 I helped him catch the booty hole bandit. 338 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,680 He was raping chickens. 339 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:24,040 Allah South Park, the chicken lover. 340 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:28,800 Your heart pounds a little faster as you think of the post you have secured in the Blackwood 341 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800 Detective Agency. 342 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800 Hell yeah. 343 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,040 You've had enough of investigating martial infidelity. 344 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,040 I have not. 345 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,880 I love taking pictures of people banging on the park. 346 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,680 I got hundreds of them. 347 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,480 And bank clerks on the take. 348 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,000 It sounds like the Blackwood Agency is just the opportunity you need to cut your teeth 349 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,800 on some real villainy. 350 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:52,360 They hired me because of the booty hole bandit case. 351 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,840 Silas narrows his eyes, but he says nothing. 352 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,560 Your credit rating skill is 20%. 353 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,520 Damn, I'm broke as fuck. 354 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,120 Credit rating 20%. 355 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:10,480 OK, your occupation skills are art, craft, photography, so photography. 356 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,040 I'd be taking a lot of pictures. 357 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,120 I got a lot of nude pictures I shouldn't be having. 358 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,160 What you do. 359 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,160 All right. 360 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,160 Disguise. 361 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:23,480 Uh, well, I mean, I'm four for one. 362 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,200 There's I mean, I'm highly noticeable. 363 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,920 There's a thing called Stilt. 364 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,920 Yeah, I guess. 365 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:35,920 Library use, library use, psychology, 366 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,640 psychology, how do you use that? 367 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,280 Spell it. 368 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,280 Spot hidden. 369 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,280 Spot hidden. 370 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:48,120 And I can find the G spot real well. 371 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:55,660 So you found the spot hidden and one of either charm, fast talk, intimidate or persuade. 372 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:56,660 You know, I'm dripping. 373 00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:58,680 So you know, it's going to be charm. 374 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,640 Hello there, ladies. 375 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,640 Charm. 376 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,800 OK, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, one, two, three, four, five, six. 377 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,800 Here me one more. 378 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,800 There are only seven. 379 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,800 Yeah, that's all I showed. 380 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:17,280 OK, just making sure you've been like fucking 15 when I did our antiquarian. 381 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,440 You may also pick any other skill except Cthulhu, Mythos. 382 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,760 Oh, yeah, there it is as a personal as personal specialty. 383 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,440 I mean, look at these over here. 384 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,440 So let's see. 385 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,440 We got what history? 386 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,200 We got jump. 387 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,200 We got a fast talk natural world track. 388 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:39,240 I guess track would be an appropriate skill for a private investigator, wouldn't it? 389 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,240 Psychoanalysis archaeology. 390 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,840 I'm going to track track. 391 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,240 Yeah. 392 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,960 And then the percentages here. 393 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,040 I start with the highest 70 70. 394 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,960 I'm going to do spot hidden. 395 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,880 OK, two 60s, two 60. 396 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,880 You know, it's going to be charm. 397 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:05,000 I'll just be talking them ladies out of their panties. 398 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,880 Sixty on photography because I love taking new pictures. 399 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,760 Three fifties, three fifties. 400 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:20,240 Let's do 50 on library use, law and psychology and two forties. 401 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,840 That is track and disguise. 402 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,840 My two worst skills. 403 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:27,080 I get lost real easy. 404 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,800 It's going to be lost completely. 405 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:35,160 But you might keep track of the time, too, so we don't do overdo it. 406 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,160 That's fine. 407 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:41,600 OK, make sure you realize Silas hasn't made a stop since the incident with the tractor. 408 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,680 The motor coach winds its way uphill. 409 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,280 However, your thoughts are interrupted as a road crest, say ridge, and you are treated 410 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,600 to a magnificent view of the vista below. 411 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:56,240 A creek snakes through the valley and breaking the rich autumn palette on the tree line. 412 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,920 In the distance, the white mountains rise into a hazy cloud. 413 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:04,080 There is no settlement, not even a cabin as far as the eye can see. 414 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:09,280 Birds drift through the tree tops and you can make out what might be two white zilled 415 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,560 deer lingering by the water. 416 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,560 Perhaps you're making a mistake by moving to the city. 417 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,680 Could you survive on your own in this lush wilderness? 418 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,680 Oh, yeah. 419 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,680 All that pussy and Arkham. 420 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:26,960 You have a base ability in most skills listed in the brackets after your skill name on the 421 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,960 investigator sheet. 422 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:32,240 For instance, you have 20% in climb and a base dodge equal to half your dexterity. 423 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,760 All right, so all these skills on this little paper, right? 424 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,480 I have all of them, except for the ones that I changed. 425 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,960 Those are null. 426 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,320 So I still have swim at 20%, regardless. 427 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,160 OK, just making sure. 428 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,000 Then you have 20% in climb and a base dodge equal to half your dexterity. 429 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,040 With my dexterity being 70, how the fuck is my climb 20? 430 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,120 What the fuck? 431 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,120 So my climb is 20. 432 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,120 Let me write that down. 433 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,120 Oh wait, is that already on here? 434 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,120 Isn't it? 435 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,120 I think it's already on there. 436 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,120 I don't need that one. 437 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,120 Yeah. 438 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,120 So my base, what's my dexterity? 439 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,120 What did you say? 440 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,120 Dodge? 441 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,840 Dodge is equal to half of your dexterity. 442 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,840 So my dodge is 35. 443 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,840 OK, that one I do need to write down. 444 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,040 It's different than that. 445 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,040 OK. 446 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,040 All righty. 447 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:22,480 Choose four skills which are not your occupation skills nor Cthulhu mythos. 448 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,480 God dang. 449 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,240 These are your personal interest skills. 450 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,680 Boost each of these by 20 points. 451 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,680 Starting with what they already have? 452 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,680 Mm-hmm. 453 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,680 OK. 454 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,000 Let me see what we got here. 455 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,440 What did I not add? 456 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,400 So can I add it to dodge? 457 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:41,000 It just says choose four skills if it's a skill. 458 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,520 Like a dodge like a beast. 459 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:46,360 Which are not recommend which are not part of your occupation skills. 460 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,280 So anything that's not part of the occupation. 461 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,280 Dodge is it? 462 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,400 So that means that puts me up to 55. 463 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400 Hell yeah. 464 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,040 Be dodging like a bandit. 465 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,040 Let's see what else we got here. 466 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,840 I figure I should pick stuff that's kind of highish and just add to it. 467 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,840 You know what I mean? 468 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,840 Yeah. 469 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,480 Like let's see. 470 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,960 Brawling is 25% already. 471 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,960 Actually, I need a blank one because that chick's one. 472 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,960 You get a blank. 473 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,960 See if it does the same thing. 474 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,960 Yeah. 475 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:13,960 Yeah. 476 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:14,960 Yeah. 477 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,440 Brawling is 25. 478 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,840 So that's so I can fight like a motherfucker at 45. 479 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,840 So fighting. 480 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,160 We bust some people kneecaps. 481 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,160 We bust in people kneecaps. 482 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,440 They call me the knee high PI for a reason. 483 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,240 So my brawling is 45. 484 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,240 Two more. 485 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,240 Mm-hmm. 486 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,240 Let's see. 487 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,240 Because you choose four. 488 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,240 Right. 489 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,920 What else am I? 490 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,920 Some of these are terrible looking. 491 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,920 First aid. 492 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,080 Do that up to that's 30%. 493 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,120 Might as well do it up to 50. 494 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,120 So that's 50%. 495 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,920 So I can put a bandaid on me. 496 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,920 If I cover half my arm. 497 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,520 Being as little as you are. 498 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,480 And my jump is a I don't have a jump. 499 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,800 So yeah, jump is already 20. 500 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,320 So I'm gonna take it up to 40. 501 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,320 I can jump. 502 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,320 You're really little but you can jump. 503 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,320 I can fucking jump. 504 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,320 My girlfriend was five foot nine. 505 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,440 I get up all the way up in there from the bottom. 506 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,680 If she bends over, I can just jump on in there from the bottom. 507 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,680 All the way. 508 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,680 So my job is 40%. 509 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,680 All right. 510 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,680 So some good skills. 511 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,680 Not too bad so far. 512 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,680 I'm gonna die halfway through this fucking. 513 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:29,160 I already tell moving on the motor coach rattles on through the hills and Silas lapses into 514 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,280 silence. 515 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,280 The sky darkens behind you. 516 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,840 Pinks tinting into the clouds as the sun descends. 517 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,360 Finally a welcome sight comes into view. 518 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,720 A settlement on the crest of a hill. 519 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:44,080 This doesn't look like the pictures you've seen of Ossipi but perhaps you could persuade 520 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,040 Silas to stop while you stretch your legs. 521 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,040 Tiny legs. 522 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,040 Minutes later. 523 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:56,560 I can stretch them just sitting there if I'm being honest. 524 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:02,960 Minutes later a harsh stuttering from the engine interrupts your reverie. 525 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,120 Silas frowns and rattles the gear stick. 526 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,200 The motor coach falters in its ascent. 527 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:12,820 Silas utters a curse you don't recognize and grinds his teeth struggling at the wheel. 528 00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:15,880 You seem to inch up the hill until you reach the first buildings. 529 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:19,480 Low dwellings constructed with a rough red stone. 530 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,640 Silas wrestles the coach into a small bay off of the road. 531 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,100 He scrambles from his seat and makes for the engine compartment. 532 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:31,160 You must now choose to make a roll against drive auto or psychology. 533 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:41,240 So drive auto is 20% at the base and psychology? 534 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:45,440 If you choose drive auto you need to roll equal to or less than the skill value. 535 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,320 That's 20% off the bat. 536 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,940 If you choose psychology you need a heart success. 537 00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:52,800 This is a roll equal to or less than half of the skill value. 538 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,640 So mine is already 50 so that's 25. 539 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,000 That's still higher than drive auto. 540 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 So I gotta get a 25 base. 541 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,640 I'm doing psychology but there's no way. 542 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,880 I played this game three times I've never got it once. 543 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,040 If you did I would be surprised. 544 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:12,200 Well when it's live it's when the shit goes wild. 545 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,800 So I gotta get 25 less than 25. 546 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,240 Fuck 25 are equal right? 547 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,640 25 are under. 548 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,640 Come on baby. 549 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,640 Come on baby. 550 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,640 82. 551 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,640 God dang. 552 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,640 82. 553 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,640 Jesus Christ. 554 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,640 That's way over the top. 555 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:30,520 That's nowhere near. 556 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:36,520 I should have upgraded my fucking drive auto. 557 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,520 Damn it. 558 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:43,680 Yeah but it's not something you thought about either though. 559 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,400 No I forgot and I haven't played it three times so yeah. 560 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,400 Slock. 561 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,480 Stylance opens the engine compartment and sticks his head inside. 562 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,560 The hot metal pops and sizzles. 563 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,600 He pokes at various components then withdraws and wipes his brow, smearing it with dark 564 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,600 grease. 565 00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,880 I ain't sure what's wrong. 566 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,160 Maybe it'd be the oil pressure. 567 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,640 Might be something knocked off kilter when we took that spill. 568 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,560 Can't do much until the engine cools neither. 569 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,560 And the light failing. 570 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,760 I reckon we'll be here for a night. 571 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,320 He wipes his hands on a rag. 572 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,320 The shadows from your surroundings are already long and the air is chilly. 573 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,760 You feel stiff from the journey and a night in the rickety coach sounds unappealing. 574 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,320 Silas sees your dismay. 575 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,160 This here is Emberhead. 576 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,800 Mile miles from any place. 577 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:34,000 I only come through twice a week but the folks here are good people. 578 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,160 May lead better keeps a spare room. 579 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,540 She'll look after you. 580 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:41,400 Up that alley turn right first house on your left. 581 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,760 He scratches his cheek. 582 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,960 Looks again into the engine compartment and spits on the ground. 583 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,720 Meet me back here at eight in the morning and we'll see how as we stand. 584 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,720 Eight weeks from everywhere. 585 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,720 What is your logical? 586 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,880 I don't know if you ever seen an old brother where are down. 587 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,200 It's a great fucking sequence. 588 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:03,000 So do you want to look for made lead better's house to ask Silas where he will spend the 589 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,880 night or to challenge Silas about the breakdown challenge and break down like hey motherfucker 590 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:09,880 what the fuck. 591 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,880 Let me think. 592 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,880 May you say she's single. 593 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:12,880 Let's find out. 594 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,880 You're going to go to made lead better. 595 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,880 Hell yeah. 596 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,880 I'm going to go to made lead better. 597 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:20,880 I'm going to make those bed letters. 598 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,240 That was stupid. 599 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,240 That was a horrible time. 600 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,240 You tried. 601 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,240 You came at your best. 602 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,240 I'm going to knock the back wall out that pussy. 603 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,280 That's a granny's. 604 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,880 That's fine with me. 605 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,760 You drag your cases between the sullen buildings. 606 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,280 Don't you fucking drag them behind me. 607 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,600 Heavy fucking cases. 608 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,240 You feel surprisingly wary considering you have spent all day sitting on your ass and 609 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,240 then in the bus. 610 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,840 You'd be surprised how tired you get just sitting. 611 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,480 Silas's directions lead you to a modest dwelling with a slate roof. 612 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:59,520 The nameplate reads lead better and underneath a sign and neat copper reads lodging room. 613 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,400 Made lead better the bed winner. 614 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,400 The lane around you is gloomy but a lamp flickers in the window. 615 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,120 A breeze chills your face. 616 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:11,920 You're not about to begin your new life by sleeping in the street. 617 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:24,640 You rap on the weather beaten door. 618 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,960 After a moment you hear footsteps inside the house. 619 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,840 A bolt is drawn back and a wooden door swings open. 620 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,600 A figure with loose curls and a rough looking house dress peers at you. 621 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,120 Her gaze takes in your traveling suit and your cases. 622 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,080 Her voice has a slight Irish lit. 623 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,080 What up girl? 624 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,080 How you doing? 625 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,080 Top of the morning to ya. 626 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,080 The Joceptica. 627 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,080 Hello. 628 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:51,080 Should I take it that you're looking for a room for the night? 629 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,200 I'm also looking a bed to share. 630 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,200 You inquire as at her rates. 631 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,000 Suppressing a grimace. 632 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,400 As far as you've seen the village does not offer. 633 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,000 Imagine like you couldn't figure out what that man's in your head. 634 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,920 You imagine you fighting off grimace from ignoring. 635 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,360 Suppressing a grimace like get back grimace. 636 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,680 Oh you'll find them very reasonable. 637 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,680 You look tired. 638 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,680 I may. 639 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,360 Come in and we'll talk over a cup of tea. 640 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,480 Never too tired to fuck though. 641 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,480 That's my special skill. 642 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,480 110%. 643 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,560 The lead butter house feels cramped with a low ceiling and simple fittings. 644 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,280 But it is well kept and a cheerful fire crackles in the grate. 645 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,720 The aroma of the tea is soothing and the cup warms your fingers. 646 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,040 Have you come to Emberhead for the festival? 647 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,600 Asks me. 648 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:36,600 Two choices. 649 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:42,920 Do you want to explain what happened to Silas and the coach or to ask about the festival? 650 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,320 I hate festivals. 651 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,280 So let me ask about the Silas. 652 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,280 You hate festivals. 653 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,280 I haven't been to the fair years. 654 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,400 I heard it sucks this year too. 655 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:56,520 I heard that something happened as well this year. 656 00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:01,240 May shakes her head and you glimpse a moment of deep seated anger in her green eyes. 657 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,040 He always drives too fast. 658 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,040 You got such pretty green eyes, ma'am. 659 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,760 Thanks to road has made for him and him alone. 660 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,760 He hit a merry year. 661 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,880 He hit a mirror some years back. 662 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,920 That was a terrible thing. 663 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,680 You should have seen the state of the coach. 664 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,400 You'd be surprised at the damage done. 665 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,440 She sips her tea and those fucking tears and cows are practically muscle. 666 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,440 You hit into them. 667 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,120 You break your own car. 668 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,680 She sips her tea and gazes past you into the corner of the room. 669 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,820 We live in here though. 670 00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:33,880 We can't afford to antagonize the man. 671 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:38,240 He's the only link that we have to the world at large and he's not a bad soul at heart. 672 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:43,240 I suppose you're going the same route for 15 years makes a man careless. 673 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,240 You have to forgive him. 674 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,880 Fuck that man may go silent for a long moment. 675 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,520 Then her eyes flew back to you. 676 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,040 They're a mister lead. 677 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,040 What is it? 678 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,040 Her name lead better. 679 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,680 Blood better. 680 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,320 But you didn't come here to listen to me blather and you must be hungry. 681 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,200 I can rustle you up a bit of a stew. 682 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,200 How would that be? 683 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,480 I'd rather have some lime lime. 684 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,720 What is it? 685 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,720 Lime key pie. 686 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,080 Key lime pie. 687 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,760 Some little Irish key lime pie please. 688 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:15,440 You ask again about her rates and may name's the price that's so low you accept it without 689 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,920 hesitation. 690 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,400 The room is small but comfortable and the suit dark and hearty. 691 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:24,520 After dinner you have a couple of hours before your usual bedtime. 692 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:29,080 Would you like to talk to me some more to walk around outside to get your bearings or 693 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,080 to turn in for an early night? 694 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,080 Hmm. 695 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,120 When you walk outside a little bit. 696 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,120 I haven't done that one actually. 697 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:42,400 You'll be taking pictures of the window. 698 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,400 Yeah. 699 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:49,000 That's exactly what I went outside to do. 700 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,200 May's brow increases when you announce your intention to take a brow brow brow. 701 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,200 Crease. 702 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,640 Her brow creases almost snaps off. 703 00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,640 Mind how you go. 704 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:04,200 She says, Emberhead's surrounded by cliffs and we don't have your fancy street lamps 705 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,200 here. 706 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,200 Take the lantern and watch your step. 707 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,320 That lantern's probably as big as I am. 708 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,560 Outside you see what she means. 709 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:16,420 The sky is overcast and only a few glimmers of moonlight peek through the clouds. 710 00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:19,760 Without the heavy lantern you'd be walking in near total darkness. 711 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,440 You cannot hope to get an overview of the village tonight. 712 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:28,040 May's street is a narrow passage hemmed in by squat dark dwellings. 713 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,160 At the end however it opens up. 714 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,980 A white thoroughfare leads off to your right. 715 00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:36,320 A crude sign names it Silbury Street. 716 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:42,380 To the left a few yards away your light picks out the crooked posts of a simple fence. 717 00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:46,000 And beyond that the ground drops away into darkness. 718 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,040 You take a couple of steps closer but you can see nothing. 719 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,320 Air from below cools your face. 720 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,520 Then some instinct makes you look around. 721 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,520 Uh oh. 722 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,960 May should have stayed inside and banged in May. 723 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:04,280 An ink black figure stands in the road about 20 yards behind you. 724 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,280 Oh fuck. 725 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,280 It stares at you. 726 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,680 I'm gonna throw this lantern in his face. 727 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:12,440 You form the sudden impression that you will run at you and throw you off the cliff edge. 728 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,240 This is unsettling. 729 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:20,440 Seeing it has been spotted the figure slips down the alley. 730 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:26,160 You can either return to the safety of the Leadbetter house or confront the dark figure. 731 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:31,640 I am a private investigator so let's see what that person's up to. 732 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,680 You know we're curious by nature and we can't help it. 733 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,680 Die super early? 734 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,200 Die super quick in this game. 735 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,620 We'll play another one next week. 736 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:42,120 As you approach the figure takes a pegs back then another. 737 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,000 It slips down an alley between two buildings. 738 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,200 To catch the target you must make a track roll. 739 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,400 Oh shit. 740 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,000 If you succeed go to 141. 741 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,600 Uh let's see here. 742 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,000 I'm gonna make a track roll. 743 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,920 So it has to be higher than your track or under your track. 744 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,000 My track is 40. 745 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000 So 40 or lower. 746 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Yeah. 747 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000 40 or higher you feel. 748 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Yeah. 749 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Come on baby I can track the best of them. 750 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 I can smell pussy in my way. 751 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,560 You can smell that fish from a long way to it. 752 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,560 Fuck. 753 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,560 79. 754 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,560 I lost him. 755 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,040 Oh shit. 756 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,200 You tried. 757 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,640 That motherfucker. 758 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,840 The figure moves fast with almost silent steps. 759 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,240 You are hampered with a heavy lantern in your unfamiliar environment. 760 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,920 In my 4 foot 1 frame. 761 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:39,720 You emerge from the alley into a dusty courtyard and can detect no sign of your quarry. 762 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,480 You scratch around a few minutes but the figure is gone. 763 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:47,280 It seems unwise to continue your stroll through unknown dark streets while this threatening 764 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,160 presence is abroad. 765 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,800 You head back to the leadbitter house, Mae lets you in and settles back into her chair. 766 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,360 Soon she begins to yawn. 767 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,360 I believe I'll turn in. 768 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,360 When would you like your breakfast? 769 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:04,880 I might as well just not say nothing. 770 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:09,920 I want my fish tonight. 771 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,880 As Mae stands you hear a clunk behind you. 772 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:13,880 You look over your shoulder. 773 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,440 I just look at her and start blasting. 774 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,200 But all you see is a wooden door securely closed. 775 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,200 Mae tutts. 776 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,080 The young lady of the house. 777 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,960 She'll have been listening to us. 778 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,200 Ruth, come out here and greet our guest. 779 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,980 There's a short pause then the door creaks open. 780 00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:33,760 Two wide eyes peer at you from the gap. 781 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,520 Between tranceled hair and a rough nightgown. 782 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,840 What do you say? 783 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,280 The eyes blink. 784 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,280 Pleased to meet you. 785 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,280 What up girl? 786 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,600 Now, get back to bed. 787 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,600 The door closes again. 788 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,000 My daughter Ruth. 789 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,040 Ten years this summer. 790 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,400 She's a delight and a torment all in one. 791 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,400 Don't worry. 792 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,400 She sleeps in with me. 793 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,400 She won't disturb you. 794 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,400 Good night now. 795 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,280 You retire to your room. 796 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,280 It is a little chilly. 797 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,480 But you are too tired to worry about lighting the fire. 798 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,080 The sheets are clean and the bed soon warms up. 799 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,780 The silence outside is strange after living in a town for so long. 800 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:06,780 But you soon drop off. 801 00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:09,780 I sleep ass naked. 802 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:12,280 Of course you would. 803 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,640 That's like we kind of figured that much. 804 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,440 You peer in people's windows late at night. 805 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:23,240 They're going to think you're the shadowy figure walking around. 806 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,800 You dream of fire in the grate. 807 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,680 Chorus gating colors shimmering through the dancing tongues of flame. 808 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:33,360 At first there are tiny almost microscopic but they grow and grow until a kaleidoscope 809 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,960 inferno spills from the fireplace. 810 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,120 Spreading across the floor up to the sheets. 811 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,560 You wake with a start. 812 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,680 You glint through the curtains and you get up and examine the grate. 813 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,760 Blinking the sleep from your eyes. 814 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,440 It is quite cold. 815 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,000 If you have taken any damage you may now heal one point. 816 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,960 Well I didn't because I'm dexterous. 817 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,240 I'm real agile. 818 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:02,280 Mae seems to have no running water but has supplied some in a ceramic jug. 819 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,240 You freshen up at your wash stand. 820 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,360 I keep forgetting it's 1920. 821 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,960 She cooks a hearty breakfast and leaves you a piece to eat. 822 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,880 At about 730 you are paid up packed and ready to go. 823 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,480 You bid Mae goodbye and she wishes you the best for your new career in Arkham. 824 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,000 Let's see here. 825 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,040 You don't have to do any of that because you didn't succeed. 826 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:30,080 Yeah that's about that in life. 827 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,120 Constant failure. 828 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,880 You're already tired of your heavy bags. 829 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,400 Hopefully Silas has repaired the motor coach and you can resume your long journey. 830 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,560 A sour pussy might be but the old driver seemed to understand his vehicle very well. 831 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,560 Sour pussy? 832 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,040 You pause to check your watch. 833 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,760 Still 20 minutes early. 834 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,280 And round the final corner. 835 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,240 The motor coach is gone. 836 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,040 You put your bags down and search the area. 837 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,040 Damn. 838 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,040 How low do I put them down? 839 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,360 I'm like they're already on the ground. 840 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,360 They're basically backpacks. 841 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,880 I can't put them any lower. 842 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,760 Trekking up and down slopes and around corners at the edge of the village you trace the 843 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,000 long road back as it's winding roads across the hills. 844 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,200 8 o'clock comes and goes. 845 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,240 There is no coach to be seen. 846 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,760 A passing villager notices your bags. 847 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,760 Looking for the bus? 848 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,000 I heard him take off at first light. 849 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,220 He's due back in 3 or 4 days. 850 00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:23,360 If you need a place to stay, mad lead better rinse a room. 851 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,400 The man raises his head to you and strolls into the village. 852 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,600 You curse Silas under your breath. 853 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,040 Perhaps he went for parts. 854 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,680 But you wonder if the old goat has stranded you there on purpose. 855 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,680 Old motherfucker. 856 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,360 He left before you even got up. 857 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,200 He's like, bye bitch. 858 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:45,360 He's like a dib in the middle of the night. 859 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,120 Mae is doing laundry and looks surprised to see you again. 860 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,640 Her drawers just hanging in the wind. 861 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,640 Her big old granny panties. 862 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,440 Take a big ol' smell as I come up. 863 00:37:53,440 --> 00:38:00,880 Mostly when you consider her picture. 864 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,400 Forget something. 865 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,920 When you explain the situation, she offers to store your bags while you try to arrange 866 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,920 alternative transport. 867 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:15,880 You are grateful to relinquish the load. 868 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,020 Nobody here has anything like a car. 869 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:20,560 She strokes her chin and narrows her eyes. 870 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,040 Maybe you could find somebody with a horse and a cart for your bags. 871 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,520 I could ask around later. 872 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,680 Try Mr. Winters at the village hall. 873 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,080 He'll know someone anyone will. 874 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,000 Or ask him on the artisans. 875 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,680 Their workshops are first left on Sillsbury Street. 876 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,760 She reaches over and squeezes your wrist. 877 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,760 Don't worry. 878 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,840 I won't see you sleeping in the street. 879 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,840 Money or no money. 880 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,120 Cause she's gonna take that booty. 881 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,160 You thank Mae and turn to face the village. 882 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,480 Told you women just can't get enough. 883 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,480 She grabs for your wrist. 884 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,480 Reach in for my cock and she missed. 885 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:57,120 Well they are at the same level. 886 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,320 She reaches. 887 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,920 You wander the streets of Emberhead without any particular destination in mind. 888 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,400 The village is built on a relatively flat upland with splendid views. 889 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,720 To the north, the hazy tips of the White Mountains reach for the heavens. 890 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:16,320 To the south, the sparkling waters of Lake Winnipeg touch the horizon. 891 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,240 The village itself takes less than five minutes to cross from edge to edge. 892 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:23,240 You arrive on the winding road to the west. 893 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:28,720 The only other road leaves to the south, following a lower ridge of land as it turns east. 894 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:34,400 In the southwest of the village, an open grassy space borders a ruined church. 895 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,560 Its graveyard cresting the cliffs. 896 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:41,400 To the northeast, the three main thoroughfares meet at a raised black metal structure. 897 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,560 It looms stark against the blue sky. 898 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:49,440 You may now ask about transport at the local general store. 899 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,760 Seek out the village hall. 900 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,640 Walk down to the lower level and check out the eastern road. 901 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,880 Examine the large metal structure. 902 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,200 Explore the church. 903 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,600 Or look for local people with their own transport needs. 904 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,000 Jesus Christ, six options. 905 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,880 What time are we at? 906 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,880 No the time down here. 907 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,880 31. 908 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,880 What do you want? 909 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,520 I think we could cut it off there. 910 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,560 So I'm going to keep it 30 minutes so people can, you know, enjoy a little 30 minute story. 911 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:23,440 So that's it for this adventure so far. 912 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,760 Tomorrow we'll pick it up where we left off. 913 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,480 We'll see you guys on the next one. 914 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,480 So hope I survive. 915 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:58,040 Please get laid before I die.