1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,360 We are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies, 2 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,160 games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,720 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 4 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,880 This is what we are covering tonight. 5 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:24,240 We are going over a Robin Williams classic, Mrs. Doubtfire. 6 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:25,240 Mrs. Doubtfire. 7 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,240 Yup. 8 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:29,160 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,920 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 10 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,840 We also have membership tiers on those platforms if you'd like to support the channel, or you 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,320 can check out BuyMeACoffee.com forward slash KoePodcast. 12 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,320 Alrighty. 13 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:50,200 So, it's an old movie, but it's a very iconic movie of Robin Williams. 14 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:57,320 One reason that I decided to cover this today is I've seen it trending, I think, last week 15 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:00,960 on a small part of X for some reason. 16 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:11,800 So I looked into it, and it was, again, not to get into that side of the culture, but 17 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:17,160 they were saying that Robin Williams in the movie was transgender for the whole thing, 18 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,160 or a drag queen. 19 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,800 Ah, yeah, a drag queen, it seems more. 20 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,800 No. 21 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,520 So, I've rewatched it, because it's like, you know what, it's been a long time since 22 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,520 I've seen it. 23 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,040 So, let's rewatch it. 24 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:34,480 Let's see if your child mind didn't cloud something up, or that you didn't understand 25 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,880 maybe. 26 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:40,640 And no, the movie has nothing to do with drag. 27 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:45,440 It has more of like an impersonation, or like an imposter, but not... 28 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,440 Like Big Mama? 29 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,440 Kind of, yeah. 30 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:52,880 If you consider Mrs. Doubtfire that, with drag, you'd have to consider Big Mama to 31 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,880 be drag. 32 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,840 And I don't consider either to do with that. 33 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:58,840 So I'll get that out of the way first. 34 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:03,000 I don't know enough about drag to put any opinion, so I'm just gonna list. 35 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,080 Unfortunately, I've seen too much. 36 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,120 The people, there's a few that I work with. 37 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,360 You ever see too much porn? 38 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,360 You're just like, man, that's enough today. 39 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:17,760 You ever reach the back end of the porn search tomorrow? 40 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,080 I guess I didn't find it. 41 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,600 You went through every page. 42 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,560 Couldn't you imagine going through every single page? 43 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,760 Like page 2015. 44 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:33,760 And then there's no 2016, you're like, oh, I made it. 45 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,760 My God. 46 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:39,320 It's like you see everything, but you watch nothing. 47 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,320 Yeah. 48 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,320 But yeah. 49 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,320 You just close your laptop. 50 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,800 You're just scrolling the entire time? 51 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,400 You close your laptop and you just sit there in the dark. 52 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,200 Your bone are slowly deflated like three hours ago. 53 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:57,000 Now you're just trying to see if you can make it to the end. 54 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 What's at the end of this rainbow? 55 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Nothing. 56 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Nothing but sin. 57 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:07,440 You have Jesus at the end saying, I don't know how you did that. 58 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:12,800 You know, I was reading an article in The Economist. 59 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:19,320 You know, the edge of consent in Japan was 13 until July or June. 60 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,720 Now it's 16. 61 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,360 But the age of adulthood dropped from 20 to 18. 62 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,520 I'm real confused. 63 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:27,520 And I don't know. 64 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:32,640 I'm glad I like older women. 65 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:36,560 Because I would be like, oh, but she's, I don't want to be like that guy. 66 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,560 But she's legal. 67 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,560 Be that fucking pervert. 68 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:48,360 I don't understand if the legal age of consent in Japan was 13, but the adulthood age is 69 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,360 20. 70 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,360 I don't understand. 71 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,360 I don't understand. 72 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,360 Yeah. 73 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,360 That's weird. 74 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:57,600 That's another thing I thought about age of consent was like, they say 18 is legal here, 75 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,600 right? 76 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,720 So you accept 18. 77 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,720 But if it was 13, I wouldn't accept 13. 78 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,720 No. 79 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:04,720 That's way too young. 80 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,560 I think it's one of those kind of things they just didn't, they don't do. 81 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,240 But that's what I'm so confused about there. 82 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,120 So their age of consent is 13, but their age of adulthood was 20. 83 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,600 And it used to be 13 for consent. 84 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,280 I thought age of consent and adulthood was the same thing. 85 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:21,280 No. 86 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:26,360 So once you reach 18, no, because you're an adult and you can have sex legally. 87 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:31,240 Well, the age of consent in most states is like 16 or 17. 88 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,800 Yeah. 89 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:38,360 The reason they set it up that way supposedly is because of a Romeo and Juliet law, which 90 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,880 means that like, say you're both in high school. 91 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:41,880 Okay. 92 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,880 So if the girl, what if I'm like 45? 93 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:44,880 Yeah. 94 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:45,880 Yeah. 95 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:46,880 That's dumb. 96 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,880 No, that doesn't work. 97 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,880 I'm a high school student. 98 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:49,880 No. 99 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,880 So you're 57 years old. 100 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:51,880 Exactly. 101 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:52,880 Damn. 102 00:04:52,880 --> 00:05:00,920 But it's more of a, like say if you had a high school couple that were a couple of years, 103 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,880 like one was a sophomore, one was a senior. 104 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,520 Or like when seniors date the freshmen. 105 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,520 Yeah. 106 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,520 Yeah. 107 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,520 Fuck Empire vs. 108 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,520 Yeah. 109 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,520 That's basically why those laws exist. 110 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,520 So that way. 111 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,480 Cause in my head, right, I was like, if it, did they say if as long as it's legal and 112 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,480 it's appropriate. 113 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,600 So if 18, she's legal and appropriate, right? 114 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:23,800 But now that Japan is like 13 and now I'm like, maybe 18 isn't appropriate either. 115 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,280 I'm going to start begging 70 year olds. 116 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,800 Cause I don't know. 117 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:33,320 It really, like it really messed up my, my ideal of, or not my, like my, my preconceived 118 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:39,080 notions of what was legally like, so 18 is adulthood and legally sexual, right? 119 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,960 That's what I accepted because that's the law. 120 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,400 So we all accept that. 121 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,560 But now I'm like, if it was younger, I would not accept that. 122 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,960 I don't even want to accept 18 anymore because of that. 123 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:48,960 Yeah. 124 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,400 Damn article ruined my fucking life, which is weird. 125 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:55,560 Cause I'm only been with older women, so it doesn't really affect me. 126 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,560 Yeah. 127 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:01,920 See, my whole thing is, is that, uh, whatever age you set, uh, people being able to join 128 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,120 the military, that's the age you should be able to do anything. 129 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,560 Oh, that makes, that's a good point. 130 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,520 So drink, smoke, gamble, whatever. 131 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,320 So, so whether that be 18, 19, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 60, 60, 60, 60, 60, 60, 60, 60, 132 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:16,020 maybe I chose those, and I think that's enough for me, my globally speaking age, all 133 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:19,020 of that I guess, because looking at it now, okay. 134 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:21,340 They did all that in the middle of the 20th century. 135 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,360 And they're like, that's just true. 136 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,360 The first thing they do is make that他们 regularly and say, even if they had, you 137 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,200 know, middle taste, maybe they'll go be the same age butELL 30 now, it's not exactly 138 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,200 the same age. 139 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,480 They can be 30, 40, regardless of what, it is, they should all be the same age. 140 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,720 I guess there's a good now in my head. 141 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:35,720 There's like a moral like a legality. 142 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:40,300 They can say like, Oh, you can bang a 13 year old, I'm like, no, no, I can't morally, 143 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,300 It's disgusting. 144 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,300 I don't care what the law says. 145 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:43,940 because I can't do this anymore. 146 00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:45,980 I can't handle all this. 147 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:47,700 You had your world rock last week. 148 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:51,020 Yeah, with the fucking CNC, CNC, 149 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,700 and I can't handle this age of concern. 150 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:53,620 I don't, you know what? 151 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,260 I'm not gonna have to sit with anybody. 152 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:57,580 Let me just cut my dick off. 153 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:58,420 Fuck all the noise. 154 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:00,460 Fuck our last episode 155 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,180 where you're just gonna get it pulled off. 156 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:03,660 Oh yeah, just get ripped off. 157 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,820 Get fucking chemically castrated, be done with it. 158 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,180 Imagine if I got chemically castrated, 159 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,180 I'd just be writing poetry. 160 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,380 The most profound shit everyone's ever heard 161 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:16,140 because I'm so pent up for not being able to get laid. 162 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,700 With no sexual desire. 163 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,860 Yeah, just I built a fucking timing machine. 164 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:25,220 And then you go back to not doing it. 165 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,740 Don't you cut your dick off. 166 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:30,380 This shit sucks, worse than I thought. 167 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,460 I don't know, like it's just really like 168 00:07:31,460 --> 00:07:35,300 I'm taking a step back and thinking about it like, 169 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,540 no, no, no pee pee touching 170 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,460 till I figure all this stuff out. 171 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,980 Nobody, I'm not, I don't know. 172 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:44,180 I'm gonna go celebrate for like 16 years. 173 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,660 No more porn, no more nothing 174 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:49,820 until it has really rattled my brain. 175 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:52,340 Like if I lived in a different culture, 176 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,860 would I have a different mindset? 177 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:58,860 That would be like, well it's also like a morally noble person. 178 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:03,540 I guess I wouldn't steal, I wouldn't harm anybody 179 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:05,580 or I would be a decent human being. 180 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,740 But now I'm like, what if that's just like the culture 181 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:09,980 over here, let me be a different person somewhere. 182 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:12,700 Like I could be a drug dealer in Mexico. 183 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,780 I wouldn't even care. 184 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,980 I could be fucking just chopping people up 185 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:18,540 and throwing them over the fucking freeway. 186 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,380 And I'm like, am I a good person because I'm a good person 187 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:23,860 or because culturally I was raised in this environment 188 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:25,460 to make me a good person? 189 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:26,500 I think it's a little bit of both. 190 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,020 I'm fucking, I'm devastated. 191 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:32,420 Again, I'm right up to my core again. 192 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:35,900 Every day some shit happens that completely 193 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,140 just rattles my entire sense of existence. 194 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:40,580 Back to Mrs. Doubtfire. 195 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,140 From the tangent. 196 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:46,780 I can't help it, I can't help myself. 197 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:50,860 I am truly a man of immense mental thought 198 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:54,780 but I lack enough knowledge to know how to use it properly. 199 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:58,180 So many ideas. 200 00:08:58,180 --> 00:09:00,140 So little way to articulate it. 201 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,420 To execute those ideas. 202 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:03,260 Yeah. 203 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,100 Yeah. 204 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:08,380 Well, again, like you said back to Mrs. Doubtfire. 205 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,220 Hello. 206 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:12,700 We have a- 207 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,500 Meet my cheeseburger. 208 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,940 We have Robin Williams who plays a character, 209 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:21,140 Daniel Hillard, who is a talented unemployed actor 210 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:21,980 after he quits his job. 211 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:24,660 He's not that talented if he's unemployed. 212 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:26,820 The reason he's unemployed is because at the beginning 213 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:29,660 of the movie he's doing voiceover work for a cartoon 214 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:30,940 where he does the different voices 215 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:33,380 for every different character and stuff like that. 216 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:38,380 I think it's like a take on Tom and Jerry, 217 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,380 Sylvester and Tweety. 218 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,220 Oh, wow. 219 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:44,820 Where it's not them but you can see 220 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:46,220 what they're trying to play at. 221 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,460 Oh, like a parody? 222 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:48,300 Yeah, yeah. 223 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,460 Where it's like there's a Tweety character 224 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,980 and then a Sylvester character. 225 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:54,060 Like Roger Rabbit was supposed to be a fill-in 226 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:54,900 for Bugs Bunny. 227 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:55,740 Yeah. 228 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:56,560 I guess Mickey Mouse sorta. 229 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,100 Yeah. 230 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,380 To this day I can't help it. 231 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:01,620 I'd be like, come on, Roger, you're not the first man 232 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:04,060 to find his wife playing panic attack with another man. 233 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:09,060 I don't know why I can't get over it. 234 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:11,620 I repeat that stuff to my head all the time. 235 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,220 But yeah, he got fired apparently 236 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:18,700 at the beginning of the movie because the cartoon 237 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,580 has the normal type of shenanigans that they're doing 238 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,060 in those kinds of cartoons where the cat's trying 239 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:25,940 to kill the bird and all that. 240 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:30,940 But then the end of that scene, 241 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:34,300 they're wanting him to voice over the bird 242 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,940 as it smokes a cigarette, 243 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:38,220 saying that it's a good cigarette basically. 244 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:41,300 And he starts changing it as he sees what's going on 245 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:44,860 where he's like, the cigarette is killing me. 246 00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:48,740 And it pisses off the people that it's like, redo that. 247 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:50,380 You're supposed to say it in this way 248 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,860 because they're sponsors. 249 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:54,980 And he's like, well, if that's, fuck you. 250 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:56,260 And he walks out. 251 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:57,900 So he becomes an employee. 252 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:00,020 And that's how he becomes unemployed. 253 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:00,860 Man of good morals. 254 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,740 Because he doesn't want his kids to learn. 255 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,560 Yeah, cigarette. 256 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:04,660 That stuff, right. 257 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:06,140 So he's an unemployed actor. 258 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,500 I took one hit of cigarettes one time that was it. 259 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,580 I was like 11, I was like. 260 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:13,380 And I was like, fuck all that. 261 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:17,900 Cigarettes are not fun. 262 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,060 Cigars, not bad. 263 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,820 I'd probably swallow that shit too. 264 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:23,060 Yeah, but you don't breathe them all the way into your. 265 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:23,900 That's what I'm saying. 266 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,900 Like I'm like. 267 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,500 I mean, it's the same shit anyway. 268 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,900 I breathe them in so hard, they come out my ass. 269 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:31,740 All the smoke. 270 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,740 Just started just releasing. 271 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:35,580 It's like a blow. 272 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:40,540 So unemployed actor and a devoted father, 273 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:42,700 loved by his three children. 274 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,860 We have Matthew Lawrence that plays Chris. 275 00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:48,180 We have Lisa Jacob, 276 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:50,500 who's playing the character named Lydia. 277 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:54,620 And then Mara Wilson plays a little girl named Natalie. 278 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,620 My name, my kids, Huey, Dewey and Louie. 279 00:11:58,900 --> 00:11:59,740 Be like duck tails. 280 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:00,860 Yeah, exactly. 281 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,500 And they say woo hoo. 282 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,660 They're basically watching my big girls. 283 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:07,180 So they have normal names, right? 284 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,980 But like it'll be in parentheses Huey, Dewey and Louie. 285 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:15,420 However, his marriage to his workaholic wife, 286 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:19,340 Sally Fields that plays Miranda, 287 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:23,740 is increasingly strained as the uptight Miranda 288 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,580 has grown to dislike her husband's immature 289 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,980 and spontaneous behavior. 290 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,900 Oh baby, don't be like that. 291 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,260 I keep it fun and light. 292 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:32,980 Like he loves, like that's the one thing 293 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:34,500 that you see throughout the entire movie. 294 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,460 He loves his kids. 295 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:36,820 Must be really bad and bad. 296 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:37,900 Well, she never says that. 297 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:40,220 She says because he doesn't take stuff seriously. 298 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,140 Yeah, but I mean, come on. 299 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:45,620 If the bed was banging, that'd be the least of her problems. 300 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:51,500 The character Daniel, he hires a mobile petting zoo 301 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,220 and there was a large party for his son, Chris. 302 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,260 Despite knowing his wife would not allow it. 303 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,820 Oh baby, don't be like that. 304 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,340 After receiving a complaint from her nosy ass neighbor 305 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,180 at her business. 306 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,660 Oh, I would be fucking, 307 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,820 there's no two ever coming to my fucking work. 308 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,460 Because she's like a designer for houses 309 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,300 and stuff like that. 310 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,660 So you see the old lady pick up the phone and call. 311 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,220 Cause it's like, this motherfucker brought in. 312 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,380 If I can't have fun, 313 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,980 ain't no one having no fun around here. 314 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:18,820 Exactly. 315 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:22,300 So she calls and tattles on him. 316 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,100 Oh, she wasn't there? 317 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:25,940 No. 318 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:26,780 Wait, that. 319 00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:30,060 He was gonna have it cleaned up by the time she got home. 320 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:33,300 Cause he was trying to like celebrate his son's birthday. 321 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,420 Yeah, but you have, the mom has to be, 322 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,180 that's a bit of a, not his part. 323 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:38,180 Like even though she had, 324 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:40,380 like you can't have a birthday party for your son 325 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:42,500 and the mom like, oh, sorry, honey. 326 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,500 That would be fucked up. 327 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:48,780 Well, she walks in, like there's a zoo outside. 328 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:49,620 Yeah. 329 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,700 The entire petting zoo. 330 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,260 There's a cop saying, ma'am, 331 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,300 you can't have these animals in front of your house 332 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,940 and do lids against the city ordinance 333 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,380 and all that kind of stuff. 334 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,260 Cause they're not supposed to have like livestock. 335 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:03,980 So he's bothering her as she's walking up to the house. 336 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,380 And she does that kind of like freak out thing. 337 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:08,220 Like, what the fuck? 338 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:11,300 She walks in, he's up there on a table dancing 339 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:15,460 with his two kids where they're dancing to rap. 340 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,580 Jesus. 341 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:18,820 I like the old school rap though from the 90s 342 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,820 before we got the mumble rap that we have now 343 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,780 where you can't understand a fucking word. 344 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,180 This is like Fresh Prince of Bel Air type rap. 345 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,300 Oh, well, who was in song? 346 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,340 Fuck, I remember the beginning where he like, 347 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,380 he gets into a fight, he gets helicoptered 348 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,220 in the fucking theme song. 349 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,980 One little fight and mom got scared. 350 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,020 Like he had them, like the guy picks him up 351 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,460 and like he just spins him around. 352 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 353 00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,260 And then they actually referenced that guy. 354 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,460 And it's like a fourth wall break. 355 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:49,300 Yeah. 356 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,580 It's like, cause Will's telling him about the guy. 357 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:52,780 Like this one guy beat me up. 358 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:54,500 Like, ooh, you know the guy at the beginning of the theme song, 359 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,780 he spins me around. 360 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,700 And like that guy legitimately, 361 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:58,700 like from the fucking view, 362 00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,860 you can tell like they sped it up. 363 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:02,220 But that dude was really spinning him around. 364 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,660 He was fucking hilarious. 365 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:07,820 Now, do you know the actual song to the beginning? 366 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:08,660 What? 367 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,980 In West Philadelphia, Born and Raised on a playground 368 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:12,380 where I spent most of my days. 369 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,620 And a little bit of it. 370 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,460 Chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool. 371 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,580 The woman was like, like, I got into one little fight. 372 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,020 Everyone was like, that's all I know. 373 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,180 Said moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. 374 00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,580 He gets fucking shot. 375 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,380 And then he whistles for a cab and went, 376 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:26,940 and had dice in him ear. 377 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,980 Someone, someone watched a lot of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, 378 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:30,820 more than me. 379 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:31,900 I grew up poor. 380 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,980 I came on UPN, whenever UPN still existed. 381 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:35,820 Ah, UPN. 382 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,100 Not the mail service. 383 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,220 You can have UPS. 384 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,540 No, this is the old school word. 385 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:45,020 It had the circle, the triangle, and the square 386 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:45,940 for the look. 387 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:47,580 UPN, us poor network. 388 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,420 Not. 389 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:51,860 I had UPN as well. 390 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,980 Us poor network. 391 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:54,900 Man. 392 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,780 Or your poor network. 393 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,780 No, yeah, I get that makes sense. 394 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,420 It's like, you're poor. 395 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,260 You watch this. 396 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,420 You poor network. 397 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,660 Enjoy some Fresh Prince of Bel Air. 398 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,260 Exactly. 399 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,780 So after receiving the complaint at her business 400 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,500 from a neighbor, Miranda decides this is the last straw 401 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,980 in demand, it demands a divorce. 402 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,820 Oh baby, don't be like that. 403 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,540 Come on, baby. 404 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,660 Since Daniel has no steady source of income or home, 405 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,780 Miranda gets primary custody of their children. 406 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,340 Oh fuck. 407 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:30,140 Daniel has visitation rights limited to Saturday evenings, 408 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:33,220 devastating him as he adores his children. 409 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:34,740 And that is, again, that's the whole thing 410 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:35,580 of the whole movie. 411 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:36,660 He loves his kids. 412 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,700 And they don't hate him. 413 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:40,180 They don't like, you know how you get a lot of those 414 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,660 kind of like stereotypical movies 415 00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,700 where they just hate the father anyway. 416 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:46,340 Like in this movie, the kids love their dad 417 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,300 where it's totally different than a lot of them. 418 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,460 The judge acknowledges this and agrees to consider 419 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:54,780 a joint custody arrangement if Daniel can hold down a job 420 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,060 and create a suitable home within three months. 421 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,660 Get to work, Daniel. 422 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,220 So when Daniel learns that Miranda intends 423 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:04,660 to hire a housekeeper and is unwilling to let Daniel 424 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:08,460 take care of his kids, he contacts Miranda on the phone 425 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,140 pretending to be an old lady. 426 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:13,460 After he does other calls before that, 427 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:17,220 that makes her think who the fuck are these people out here 428 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,780 where he's like, he plays the redneck lady where it's like, 429 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,620 shut up, cluckiness. 430 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:24,460 Yeah, I was calling about that job that you had. 431 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:29,060 So he's basically building bad employees 432 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:32,420 so that his Mrs. Downfire will be the one that she picks. 433 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,580 So he's a fucking sociopath. 434 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:35,580 Cause he can do voices. 435 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,180 So he does a bunch of different voices. 436 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,020 He's gone. 437 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,980 A lot of red flags up here. 438 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:43,540 He does like a Russian lady's voice where it's like, 439 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,540 the kids, they go to bed. 440 00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,580 It looks like she just hangs out. 441 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:49,420 She's like, no. 442 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,500 Jesus. 443 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,940 So he contacts her pretending to be an old lady. 444 00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:57,300 Hello. 445 00:17:58,780 --> 00:17:59,820 She asks him his name. 446 00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:01,660 So he looks at a newspaper and sees a headline 447 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,740 containing the words doubt fire. 448 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,580 Cause it's like a house fire or something like that 449 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,140 where it's like, there's doubt in the fire. 450 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,700 Like Kaiser Sose from unusual. 451 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:10,980 This is our sea of shit on the wall. 452 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:11,820 Yeah. 453 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,900 And he says, doubt fire. 454 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,660 Daniel uses his acting talents 455 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,140 and enlists the help of his brother, Frank, 456 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,500 which is a makeup artist. 457 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,460 I'll go into jail. 458 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,940 He's got his boyfriend there. 459 00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:27,020 So like whenever he goes up to him, he's like, 460 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,100 make me a woman. 461 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,260 I think I want to be the old lady. 462 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,980 And his brother is like, she would never. 463 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:37,980 So, and his partner, Jack, the, the guy that plays Frank, 464 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,980 which is his brother is a Harvey first thing, 465 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,900 not Weinstein first thing. 466 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,380 God dang Weinstein. 467 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:52,660 And his gay partner is named Jack, 468 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:55,340 but he's played by a Scott Capuro. 469 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,380 I don't know if that's a famous person 470 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,900 that you would remember or not. 471 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,340 No, they might solve some back there. 472 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,500 You can see by face. 473 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,340 Yeah. 474 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,820 Well, his brother, you would know. 475 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,100 Like, I don't know. 476 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,860 I wouldn't know him by his name Harvey, 477 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,620 but you would know him if you had seen him. 478 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:11,660 Yeah, easily. 479 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,900 Cause he's been in a bunch of movies, 480 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,780 but he asks them to transform him 481 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,220 into Miss Euphagina Doubtfire. 482 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:21,220 Euphagina? 483 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,060 Euphagina. 484 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:26,420 Cause he's seen something that said like Euphia or something. 485 00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,260 Oh God. 486 00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,900 Like he just put the name together. 487 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:33,340 A 60 year old British nanny. 488 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,780 So he himself can apply for the position. 489 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:38,940 Miranda is delighted with Mrs. Doubtfire 490 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,900 and hires her on the spot. 491 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,380 The two quickly begin former friendship, 492 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,580 despite the children struggling to adjust 493 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,220 to their new caretaker. 494 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,220 Daniel as Mrs. Doubtfire is now able to see his kids 495 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,060 every day and uses this opportunity 496 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,940 to be the firm father figure he wasn't before. 497 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,540 The firm father figure. 498 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:58,060 Yeah, cause he used to be the fun dad. 499 00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,540 Yeah, the fun dad. 500 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:00,380 Yeah. 501 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,500 The Phil basically. 502 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,340 Yeah. 503 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,100 To the Claire. 504 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:04,940 Yes. 505 00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:05,820 From Modern Family. 506 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:06,940 Yep. 507 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,380 Eventually the children begin to respond favorably 508 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:12,060 to Mrs. Doubtfire's methods and Miranda is able 509 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:14,580 to heal her rocky relationship with them. 510 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,380 Cause she was always the one that was having to say no. 511 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,220 Yeah. 512 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:22,020 And even though when he had a job as a voice actor, 513 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,620 he was still the fun parent. 514 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,740 So he didn't have to deal with all that. 515 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:30,740 She heals her rocky relationship with them 516 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,780 and with Daniel as well, who begins to improve himself 517 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:36,340 through his alter ego by learning gourmet cooking 518 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,340 and refurnishing his new apartment. 519 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,300 Gourmet cooking. 520 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,420 Yeah, cause he had to learn how to cook 521 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:42,020 so that way he could be a nanny. 522 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:46,340 For a while, Daniel was able to keep up the charade, 523 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:49,060 despite nearly being discovered by his case worker, 524 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:52,260 Miss Sellner, played by Anne Haney. 525 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:55,900 And attempting to break up his ex-wife's relationship 526 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,580 with Stuart Dreemeyer, which is Pierce Bronson. 527 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:00,300 You're in the movie. 528 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,620 Pierce Bronson. 529 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,860 You're not beating Pierce Bronson. 530 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:04,700 Gale Vaughn. 531 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:10,180 And that's the, whenever the case worker comes over 532 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:12,260 to make sure that his house is clean for the children 533 00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:13,660 and stuff like that to come over, 534 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,820 that's where you get that, oh, hello. 535 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:16,820 Hello. 536 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:18,780 With the whipped cream. 537 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,620 His face was like uncovered or something. 538 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,460 Yeah, yeah. 539 00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:24,500 He shoved it in his cake and it's all the frosting. 540 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,740 And he's handing her a glass. 541 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:30,740 He's like, she said, a tea with two cubes of sugar. 542 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:34,460 And it's like, it just drips off his face. 543 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,300 Oh God. 544 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:39,300 And he's like, oh, there's two, oh, one more. 545 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,140 Jesus. 546 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:45,140 Just dripping frosting into her tea. 547 00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:45,980 It's like. 548 00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:48,700 Would there be a case worker in a divorce like that? 549 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,220 I had to check on it to make sure 550 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:53,580 that everything is safe for the children, yeah. 551 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,740 And at the mom's house? 552 00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:56,020 In the 90s, yeah. 553 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:56,980 That's weird. 554 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:57,820 Yeah. 555 00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,260 Like he's just divorced. 556 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,940 You just assumed both parents are capable. 557 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,740 But since he didn't have a job at the time. 558 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,540 Yeah, but it's at the mom's house though, isn't it? 559 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:07,820 So why is the case worker? 560 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,860 No, she's going over to check on. 561 00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:10,680 Daniel? 562 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,520 Yes. 563 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,620 So basically what happened was, 564 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,460 is whenever Daniel was going home, 565 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,420 he was still dressed in his Mrs. Doubtfire suit. 566 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,260 Yeah. 567 00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:19,660 So he had to go up there. 568 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:22,620 And when it like they met at Daniel's door 569 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:25,660 and she's like, oh, I'm his sister. 570 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:27,940 So he's just fabricating lie after lie. 571 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:29,580 Yeah, pretty much. 572 00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:30,940 Just to see his kids. 573 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:33,340 That's all it ever was for. 574 00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:36,820 So whenever they go up there into the apartment, 575 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,420 he has to play both characters 576 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:40,020 at the same time in the apartment. 577 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:40,860 Jesus. 578 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,500 I can't do this anymore. 579 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,340 I'm pretty much. 580 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:46,180 Like his brains down. 581 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:48,660 I just want to see my kids. 582 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,740 He attempts to break up his ex-wife's relationship 583 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:59,100 with Pierce Bronson, her new boyfriend. 584 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,740 I'm gonna do a Miss Doubtfire remake 585 00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:03,500 where he ends up being a fucking brutal serial killer. 586 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,780 He just killed the case worker, Pierce Bronson. 587 00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:10,420 He just fucking. 588 00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:11,980 I want my children. 589 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,820 And then like the heart, 590 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:17,860 oh, hello, every time he kills one. 591 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:23,340 So his wife ends up killing. 592 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:32,860 I do not have a normal brain. 593 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:38,060 He also realizes he has trapped himself 594 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:40,180 with the Mrs. Doubtfire facade. 595 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,580 As when he once again asks Miranda 596 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:43,860 to take care of the children, 597 00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:45,660 she responds that she could never get rid 598 00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:46,660 of Mrs. Doubtfire. 599 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,700 You'll never get rid of me. 600 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,100 Oh, hello. 601 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,260 She has made their lives so much better. 602 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:55,660 And what's funny too is that every time he goes home, 603 00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:58,940 he takes a bus after he leaves the house 604 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:02,740 that she like the kids and everything. 605 00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:05,260 He takes a bus back to his apartment that he's got, 606 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:07,380 but there's this creepy ass old bus driver 607 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:11,180 where he's like, I like him the way he built like you. 608 00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:13,580 It's another kill for Mrs. Doubtfire. 609 00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:16,500 Oh, hello. 610 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:19,100 Daniel is discovered when Chris accidentally walks in 611 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,660 on him using the restroom. 612 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,180 That's another murder right there. 613 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:23,020 His son. 614 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,820 Now he's definitely sure turned quick. 615 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:30,380 I thought he wanted to see his kids. 616 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:33,060 Yeah, well, he said, I need to go get, 617 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:35,020 I think you can use the potter room. 618 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:37,540 And he gets up and he just blows that bathroom up. 619 00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:38,860 No, he's standing up pissing. 620 00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:40,700 Oh, fuck. 621 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:41,540 Be weird to see. 622 00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:43,300 Because the door's closed. 623 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,460 Mrs. Doubtfire, you got it. 624 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,740 He's like, what the fuck? 625 00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:48,060 You got some dick. 626 00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:51,180 That's what he says, he's got everything. 627 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:52,020 Oh, God. 628 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,660 He then explains to Lydia and Chris 629 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,540 that he dresses as Mrs. Doubtfire 630 00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:59,220 only to see them every day, 631 00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:02,340 which it's like they're happy basically once they see them. 632 00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:03,940 Oh, it's you, father? 633 00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:05,140 Father? 634 00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:07,300 He also warns them not to tell their mother 635 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,820 as he would likely end up jailed. 636 00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:10,420 He might never see his kids again. 637 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:12,980 Oh, wow, some real fucking actual consequences. 638 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,300 I'm gonna jail, better keep your mouth shut. 639 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:16,460 And he also tells them not to tell 640 00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:17,820 their little sister, Natalie, 641 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,300 that she is too young to understand 642 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:22,900 she might reveal the truth and tattle on him basically. 643 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,780 If you tell anyone, I'll kill all of you. 644 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,740 Just fucking losing his shit. 645 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:28,340 Both children are happy to have their father 646 00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:30,980 back in their lives and agree to keep the secret. 647 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:32,820 Meanwhile, at the TV station 648 00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:35,620 where Daniel picked up this new job, 649 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:39,300 where he's boxing film and stuff like that up 650 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,260 as a shipping clerk, 651 00:25:41,260 --> 00:25:45,380 the station CEO, Jonathan Lundy, played by Robert Prosky. 652 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:46,340 You think you could be able to get 653 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:48,380 like another voice acting job? 654 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,740 Like you just immediately fell through the rails 655 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:52,540 and just start picking up a random job. 656 00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:53,980 Well, I think whenever- 657 00:25:53,980 --> 00:25:55,140 Did you fucking blacklisted him? 658 00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:58,420 Yeah, I think that's what happened. 659 00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:01,220 The CEO sees him clowning with toy dinosaurs 660 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:02,820 on the set of a children's program. 661 00:26:02,820 --> 00:26:03,660 Fucking fires him. 662 00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:04,500 Extremely boring. 663 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,460 Just fucking fires the fuck out of him. 664 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:11,100 And he's impressed enough to schedule a dinner meeting 665 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,140 with him to hear his new ideas. 666 00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:14,740 Because he tries to make it fun for kids 667 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,420 instead of just, here's a barontosaurus. 668 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:19,940 What is it, Barney? 669 00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:20,780 Just- 670 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,380 I'm Barney, how are you? 671 00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:25,460 That'll be a hard move with Barney too. 672 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:26,700 With Barney. 673 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,540 I love you. 674 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,500 You love me. 675 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,540 That's the way it's gonna be. 676 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:36,900 I was like, Barney, you're scaring me. 677 00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:38,260 Good. 678 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:39,580 So then you have Stuart. 679 00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:41,620 He's planning to celebrate Miranda's birthday 680 00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:43,700 by taking the family out to the same restaurant 681 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:47,380 at the same time that he's gonna be meeting the CEO. 682 00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:49,860 And Mrs. Doubtfire is also invited. 683 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:51,100 So he's gotta meet the CEO- 684 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,900 And then it gets in sue again. 685 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:54,500 Yeah, pretty much. 686 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,940 Daniel tries to postpone his dinner with the CEO, 687 00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:59,060 but the CEO is booked. 688 00:26:59,060 --> 00:27:01,540 And Daniel realizes he cannot cancel the appointment 689 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:02,380 at that point. 690 00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:03,220 You gotta get that job. 691 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:04,060 Yeah. 692 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,620 At the restaurant, Daniel attempts to rotate 693 00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:09,940 back and forth between the CEO and his family. 694 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:11,180 I would just lie as Mrs. Doubtfire. 695 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:14,380 I'd tell Miranda, I got the shits. 696 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,580 Well, no, that's what he does as her. 697 00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:19,260 Where he's like, oh, I need to go. 698 00:27:19,260 --> 00:27:22,180 This is making me gassy. 699 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,260 Where he runs into the women's restaurant to change 700 00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:25,460 and back into himself. 701 00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:27,900 I was the one standing behind this older man, 702 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:32,060 like older man, standing behind him in a half-price book. 703 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:34,580 It's a good distance, not directed behind him, right? 704 00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:37,780 And he just blew ass. 705 00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:40,060 Just in front of everybody. 706 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:43,900 No one acknowledged, no one said anything. 707 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,380 I'm standing there all traumatized. 708 00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:48,820 He hit me in the face right behind him. 709 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,540 Do you have hair in one of those flip-backs? 710 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:53,140 If I had hair, I'd have fallen off. 711 00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:53,740 Oh, I did. 712 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:54,900 So it just went- 713 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:56,780 But that made him want to do it. 714 00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,420 That was the day that you lost your hair. 715 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:02,180 That was a weird fucking, he just let out a fucking- 716 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,980 And it was like a mean fart, like fuck you. 717 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:07,580 Fuck you. 718 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:12,140 That type of fart that you hit so hard in the toilet 719 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,060 ripples the water. 720 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:16,020 Creates waves. 721 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,380 That's a fart right there. 722 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,700 So at the restaurant, Daniel attempts to rotate 723 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,540 back and forth between the CEO and his family 724 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:26,860 using the restroom to change back and forth 725 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,620 from himself to Mrs. Dalfire. 726 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:30,940 And he's getting more and more fucked up as the- 727 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:32,620 Like appearances back and forth? 728 00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:35,620 No, as in like he's drinking with the CEO, Scotch. 729 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:37,620 Oh, so he just comes back all fucked up? 730 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,860 Oh, hello. 731 00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:47,980 He also dumps cayenne pepper on Stuart's order of jambalaya, 732 00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:50,660 an ingredient that he's allergic to, so he starts choking. 733 00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:52,300 That's fucked up. 734 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:54,540 So he is a fucking serial killer. 735 00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:56,780 He also becomes increasingly intoxicated 736 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:59,300 throughout the evening and forgets to remove his costume 737 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:01,820 before going back to the CEO tables once. 738 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,660 Is that some random old lady? 739 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:06,660 He covers for the mistake by explaining to the CEO 740 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:08,740 that his alter ego is merely his idea 741 00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:10,180 for the new TV persona. 742 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,100 The CEO is once again impressed 743 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,620 and agrees to develop the character 744 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:18,140 into a possible television program. 745 00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:18,980 Just making that money. 746 00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:20,820 Mrs. Dalfire. 747 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:23,660 At that moment, Daniel notices that Stuart is choking 748 00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:26,020 on the pepper and out of regret, 749 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:28,460 administers the Heimlich maneuver. 750 00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:30,540 However, his mass tears off. 751 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:33,260 Wait, if he's allergic, wouldn't that matter? 752 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:35,540 Well, he'd just start choking on it. 753 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:38,700 I think like where his, whatever he was eating, 754 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,460 since he has an allergic reaction to it, 755 00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:42,500 his throat was starting to close up a little bit. 756 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,060 So he couldn't swallow the food. 757 00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:45,860 And he got caught. 758 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:47,860 Just fucking killing him in the process. 759 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:51,260 So he's wearing the Mrs. Dalfire's costume, 760 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:52,660 basically at that point. 761 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,460 So when he goes to go do the Heimlich maneuver, 762 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,900 he's like behind and just. 763 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:58,660 Just fucking raping his ass. 764 00:29:58,660 --> 00:30:00,540 The whole mass falls off. 765 00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:02,700 Like the Mrs. Dalfire mass falls off. 766 00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:06,020 Revealing his true identity. 767 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:09,580 Horrified and outraged at who her housekeeper really is, 768 00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:11,940 Miranda storms out with her children. 769 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:12,780 I don't blame her. 770 00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:13,660 That's the most human reaction 771 00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:15,460 I've heard in the whole movie. 772 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:16,300 At the. 773 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:19,220 You might go to jail too, if I'm being honest. 774 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:20,140 We didn't. 775 00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:21,220 You shoulda. 776 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,420 At the later court hearing, 777 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,940 Daniel makes an impassioned plea to the judge, 778 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:27,500 saying he created the disguise merely to spend time 779 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,500 with his beloved children. 780 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,540 Please, I won't make it in jail. 781 00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:31,700 He'll make me divorces. 782 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,660 All kinds of voices. 783 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:37,260 But the judge gives Miranda full custody of the children, 784 00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:39,980 while limiting Daniel to supervised visitation rights 785 00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:43,820 once a week, as he finds his behavior disturbing. 786 00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:44,780 Thank you, judge. 787 00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:46,620 A normal person. 788 00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:47,620 This is real fucked up. 789 00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:49,620 I'm being honest with you, Daniel. 790 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,020 Without Mrs. Dalfire, 791 00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:53,220 the children again are withdrawn and depressed. 792 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:55,700 And Miranda admits that their lives were much better 793 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:56,660 with her. 794 00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:58,820 However, they are surprised and delighted 795 00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:01,300 to see Mrs. Dalfire and the star of the CEO's 796 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,100 new television program, 797 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:04,660 Eufagene this House. 798 00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:06,580 Oh God, he couldn't change the name at least? 799 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:07,420 No. 800 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,220 It quickly becomes the highest rated program 801 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:11,420 in its time slot, 802 00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:12,540 creating the possibility of the children. 803 00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:13,380 Of 4 a.m. 804 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,220 Will be aired nationwide. 805 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:18,180 Upon realizing how happy the children are, 806 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:21,700 and she herself is, without Mrs. Dalfire, 807 00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:24,460 Miranda pays Daniel a visit on the set, 808 00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:26,380 and tells him that she doesn't want to keep hurting 809 00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:28,780 the children over the custody issues, 810 00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:30,660 and that she knows the children were much happier 811 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:33,460 with Mrs. Dalfire, and therefore their father, 812 00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:34,620 and their lives. 813 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:37,020 She forgives him for his deceit, 814 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,500 sorts things out with the courts, 815 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,780 allows Daniel unlimited access to the children, 816 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:41,620 and the two make up. 817 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,460 Unlimited power! 818 00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:47,420 Daniel picks up the kids to spend the afternoon with them, 819 00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:49,900 and Miranda watches an episode of Daniel's show, 820 00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:52,540 in which Mrs. Dalfire answers a letter from another child 821 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:54,460 of divorce asking for advice. 822 00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:56,820 She explains that no matter what type of living arrangement 823 00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:58,180 such children may have, 824 00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:00,540 love will always maintain the bond with the family. 825 00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:01,380 Oh, that's sweet. 826 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:03,060 So it ends in a nice way. 827 00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:04,300 So they don't get back together? 828 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,460 No, them two, no. 829 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:06,500 That's interesting. 830 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,900 So they say divorce, but. 831 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:08,820 Imagine if they got back together, 832 00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:10,820 and she makes them wear the Miss Dalfire outfit. 833 00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:12,060 Oh, hello! 834 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:12,900 Hello! 835 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,900 In the bedroom like, ugh! 836 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,260 They both sound freaks. 837 00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:20,380 That's sweet, that was sort of a realistic end. 838 00:32:20,380 --> 00:32:21,220 Yeah. 839 00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:22,340 To a ridiculous situation. 840 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,300 Yeah. 841 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:25,260 So within the entire thing, 842 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:27,340 that's the reason why I say it's not drag, 843 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:30,140 because he's not doing it for him. 844 00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:32,500 He's not even doing it as like a performance 845 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:33,540 or anything like that. 846 00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:34,820 He's just doing it as like, 847 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:37,100 this is the only way I can fucking see my kids. 848 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:38,500 Like, I don't wanna do this. 849 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:41,460 And then he got a show out of it, so. 850 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,940 Making fucking, making that money. 851 00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:45,460 Making that bank. 852 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:46,300 Oh, hello! 853 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,540 I'm here to kill you now! 854 00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:53,020 He'd be breaking the window down 855 00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,260 instead of saying, here's Johnny, oh, hello! 856 00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:57,780 He would have been falling off his face. 857 00:32:57,780 --> 00:32:59,100 Oh, God. 858 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,260 That'd be horrifying. 859 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:04,140 You guys ever heard of the Misses Dalfire killings of 1993? 860 00:33:05,540 --> 00:33:06,860 87 people. 861 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:07,900 87! 862 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:10,460 Fucking got crazy. 863 00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:12,220 Be like, there'd be a sequel like 20 years later 864 00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:13,740 where one of the kids survived. 865 00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:16,020 Like, yeah, my father was a crazy man. 866 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:21,540 So overall, it's a, it's obviously a- 867 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:23,820 I haven't seen, I can't believe I've never seen that movie. 868 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:24,660 Yeah. 869 00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:25,860 It's almost like one of those required viewings 870 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:27,420 from just American pop culture. 871 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,260 It really is. 872 00:33:28,260 --> 00:33:29,100 It really is. 873 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:29,940 Like, everyone's seen, you know, 874 00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:31,700 like movies you've everyone's seen like, 875 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,860 The Wizard of Oz, The Lion King, 876 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:36,020 The Little Mermaid, Toy Story. 877 00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:36,860 Yeah. 878 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,140 I've now seen Misses Dalfire. 879 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:41,860 And the sad thing is, is that by today's standards, 880 00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:44,060 its runtime is extremely short. 881 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:45,580 It's like an hour and a half. 882 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:46,460 It's 130, huh? 883 00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:48,300 Yeah, like extremely short. 884 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,900 And they still packed all that stuff into it. 885 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:51,980 It's good storytelling. 886 00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:52,900 Yeah. 887 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,180 Now what happened to that? 888 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,700 I'm starting to think that like the studio 889 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,740 is just like kind of metal too much in writers. 890 00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:00,780 I think so too. 891 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:03,060 Like, let them just write a good story. 892 00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:04,900 I mean, look what happened with the Ciderverse. 893 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,620 Look what happened with Shazam. 894 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:09,420 I met the writer that actually like wrote Shazam. 895 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:10,500 Had a decent script. 896 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,260 And then they just, the Rock's like, nah. 897 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,220 We're gonna do it my way. 898 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,660 No, I'm the Rock. 899 00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:18,020 The people's champ, the most electrified man in sports. 900 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:19,340 He said the whole line the whole time. 901 00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:21,180 And then with all the requirements 902 00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:22,820 that his contract shows. 903 00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:23,940 Yeah, like I can't lose a fight. 904 00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:24,780 I can't this or that. 905 00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:25,620 Uh-huh. 906 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:26,460 Fight. 907 00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:28,340 So it'd be hard to write under that constraint. 908 00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:29,180 Yeah, I agree. 909 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:31,660 So like, I won't blame writers as like. 910 00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:32,500 Completely. 911 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,140 Like I know, before I said like, 912 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,140 it's always the writers fault, but it can be. 913 00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:38,020 Cause they have to be good writers 914 00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:39,940 or they wouldn't get a job. 915 00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:43,140 Unless they're doing a remake of a movie that exists. 916 00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:43,980 I don't know. 917 00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:44,940 Then it is the writers fault. 918 00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:46,500 Cause you had nothing original. 919 00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:49,220 So at that point I'll blame them. 920 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:52,260 Or whoever wrote, somehow Palpatine returned. 921 00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:53,700 Whoever wrote that one. 922 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:54,540 Whoever wrote that line. 923 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:57,980 Whoever wrote the Star Wars movies, the last ones. 924 00:34:57,980 --> 00:35:00,340 Oh my God. 925 00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:03,700 Like you could have followed the fucking Star Wars books. 926 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,420 Don't try that again. 927 00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:07,140 Have the high ground. 928 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,620 I love the prequels. 929 00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:09,940 And the sad thing is. 930 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:10,780 You know what? 931 00:35:10,780 --> 00:35:14,380 I guess the first one, the force awakens. 932 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,540 And then the second one was what was called? 933 00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:17,820 The last Jedi. 934 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:19,060 I think so. 935 00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:21,860 Yeah, the third one was called The Rise of the Skywalker. 936 00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:26,260 They had a completely different story from the second one 937 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:30,180 to the third one was unbelievably different. 938 00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:33,140 And someone like just tore it apart. 939 00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:35,180 I think from the very first one they did. 940 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:37,860 Like apparently there was going to be like 941 00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:41,100 a Sith entity that was so powerful 942 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,580 that Kylo Ren was going to run into 943 00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:46,540 on some desolate planet. 944 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:51,380 It was like an entity of the Sith from like aeons ago. 945 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:52,940 And then he was going to have like a shadow fight 946 00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:54,620 with Darth Vader. 947 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,500 There was going to be a fight on Coruscant. 948 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,220 Rey was going to get like a double blade sword. 949 00:35:58,220 --> 00:35:59,740 Like it was going to be a staff, right? 950 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,980 But with two lightsabers on either end. 951 00:36:01,980 --> 00:36:04,180 Like, and like they completely threw that away 952 00:36:04,180 --> 00:36:05,420 and just put Palpatine. 953 00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:07,020 Somehow Palpatine returned. 954 00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:09,340 It was all a nightmare. 955 00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:11,140 The way they killed Luke. 956 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:12,100 Yeah, it was kind of weird. 957 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:16,220 Like they gave him like, seriously, he's the last Jedi. 958 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:18,780 He's supposed to be like the strongest Jedi. 959 00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:20,100 And then they just, 960 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:20,940 threw him off. 961 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:22,340 Forgot he has a stroke 962 00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:24,380 and some distant planet and passes out. 963 00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:25,740 Yeah, it was just stupid. 964 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:27,700 Like I said, if they would have followed the books 965 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:30,580 that were written after the movies, those chapter books, 966 00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:35,140 all that, there was so much they could have used from that. 967 00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:36,780 Like you don't have to follow the line perfectly 968 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,620 or anything, but since they become non-canon, 969 00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:39,460 I think, right? 970 00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:42,020 They're called the legacy. 971 00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:43,060 Yeah, legends. 972 00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:43,900 Star Wars legends. 973 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,820 Anything that's non-canon is called legends. 974 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:47,260 But they were good. 975 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:50,900 Like there was like the force ghosts of Vader later on. 976 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,500 A Vader ghost instead of Anakin? 977 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:58,060 Yeah, well, Anakin, like where he was without the Vader. 978 00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:01,500 I'm handsome, I'll be one chop my fucking shit off. 979 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,100 So like you had the, you had force ghosts 980 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:05,220 and stuff like that, but I don't know. 981 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:08,780 Like there was just more lore. 982 00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:10,060 Glad I'm not a Star Wars fan. 983 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:11,140 That, that, that- 984 00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:12,900 Well, after I've seen that they made those non-canon, 985 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,460 it's like, well, fuck it all. 986 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:15,820 I was like, well. 987 00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:17,260 And I never really followed Star Wars back. 988 00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:18,620 Doesn't affect me that much. 989 00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:19,460 Right. 990 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:22,460 As long as they can make Obi-Wan Kenobi the beast that he is. 991 00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:23,420 Hello there. 992 00:37:23,420 --> 00:37:26,500 He sucked at that shit in that movie, the TV show. 993 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,660 Oh, he was great. 994 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:28,500 He was horrible. 995 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,380 Hello there. 996 00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:31,820 Explain to me how he lost all his fucking powers. 997 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:34,620 Guilt. 998 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,380 That's not gonna fucking make, 999 00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:37,540 fucking bullshit. 1000 00:37:37,540 --> 00:37:39,460 Like the worst. 1001 00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:41,500 Like it's with Captain Marvel where it's like, 1002 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:44,740 it's this thing where she can't use her full powers. 1003 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,940 And then all of a sudden she can. 1004 00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:47,940 Also guilt. 1005 00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:48,780 Stupid. 1006 00:37:48,780 --> 00:37:49,780 I don't know. 1007 00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:52,420 Like at least come up with a good reason. 1008 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:54,420 It's in their mind. 1009 00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:58,220 Well, what if he was just addicted to cocaine? 1010 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:00,100 That would have been better. 1011 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:00,940 That would have been a reason. 1012 00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:04,580 Yeah, he had this whole episode of him fucking detoxing. 1013 00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:05,940 Oh God. 1014 00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:09,260 Like his movie from, what was it called? 1015 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,820 Transponding. 1016 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:12,220 Where the actor that played, 1017 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:14,940 Ewan McGregor played a drug addict in that movie. 1018 00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:16,340 He had a detox. 1019 00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:18,820 He was fucked up in that detox. 1020 00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:21,540 Being a baby crawling up on the fucking ceiling 1021 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:22,380 and screaming at him. 1022 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:23,860 And he's just like fucking sweating. 1023 00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:24,700 He's fucking dead. 1024 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:26,700 He's just fucking falling apart. 1025 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:29,260 So that movie will come out in Kenobi's detox. 1026 00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:31,060 They come back and beat up Darth Vader. 1027 00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:32,700 Well, I don't have Disney Plus 1028 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:34,140 because shit's getting expensive. 1029 00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:34,980 Especially Hulu. 1030 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,420 $18 Hulu. 1031 00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:38,180 You're not Netflix. 1032 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:39,500 You're not even worth it. 1033 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,340 You're not worth $18? 1034 00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,860 You're not worth 10. 1035 00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:44,660 I'll give you eight at the most for the, 1036 00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,260 give me the ads. 1037 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,980 I'll take the fucking ads. 1038 00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:50,300 What I hated about Hulu is that even if he did pay 1039 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,500 for the premium version with the no ads, 1040 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,460 there were still shows that had their own ads. 1041 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:55,780 It's like what the fuck. 1042 00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:58,180 I mean like Tooby has shown no one gives a shit 1043 00:38:58,180 --> 00:39:00,020 and he's like, I'm not gonna do that. 1044 00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:01,340 No one gives a shit. 1045 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:02,180 No. 1046 00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:03,100 For ads. 1047 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,500 That shit is free. 1048 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,740 I'll watch it 15 ads if I have to. 1049 00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:08,060 And well they're like a minute. 1050 00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:09,700 So they're still shorter than what you would see 1051 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,100 on like regular broadcast TV. 1052 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:12,940 Yeah. 1053 00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:15,300 Those ads are fucking horrendous. 1054 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,180 And they're like five minutes long. 1055 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,180 So like my favorite show, my favorite late night talk show, 1056 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:21,980 late night with Craig Craig Ferguson, 1057 00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:24,620 Craig Craig, the late late show with Craig Ferguson, 1058 00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,660 was, I looked at the runtime on Wikipedia. 1059 00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:29,820 It's like 39 minutes. 1060 00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:30,660 Right. 1061 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:31,500 But the show's an hour. 1062 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,540 So it's like 21 minutes. 1063 00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:33,380 20 minutes. 1064 00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:34,220 Of ads. 1065 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:35,060 Yes. 1066 00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:35,900 Holy shit. 1067 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:36,980 That's how every like broadcast TV, 1068 00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:38,780 that's how every show was. 1069 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:41,820 So like Stargate, Stargate was an hour show, 1070 00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:43,100 but it wasn't an hour show. 1071 00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:43,940 It was 40 minutes. 1072 00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:44,780 Right. 1073 00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:48,140 And that was the like standard for a really long time. 1074 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:51,380 And they would push for hour shows just to add more ads. 1075 00:39:51,380 --> 00:39:52,200 Yes. 1076 00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:57,580 Man, streaming services, they're getting expensive. 1077 00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:58,460 And ridiculous. 1078 00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:01,220 There's not enough quality to justify the quantity 1079 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:02,780 of the amount, you know, the money. 1080 00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:04,180 No, not at all. 1081 00:40:04,180 --> 00:40:06,820 Hey, you can at least watch Mrs. Dalfar on Tubi. 1082 00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:08,540 Or you can watch Ahsoka on, 1083 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,180 man, there's something about Rosario Das. 1084 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:13,940 Nevermind. 1085 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,580 I gotta go back to being Sullivan. 1086 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:16,420 Nevermind. 1087 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:20,300 I gotta let all those sins out of my fucking brain 1088 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:22,660 till I can figure out this weird. 1089 00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:23,500 This world? 1090 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,660 This weird like thing going on in my head. 1091 00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:26,500 No. 1092 00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:29,460 Watch me fucking ascend. 1093 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:31,780 Like I'm just standing there like, 1094 00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:33,220 and I just fucking disappear. 1095 00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:35,620 You'd be like, what? 1096 00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:39,900 Well, if you guys listened to our last episode on Wednesday, 1097 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,740 you would have heard in a way you learned a new word. 1098 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,980 Have another fucking full on meltdown. 1099 00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:45,540 You would have heard a new word that he learned. 1100 00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:48,620 A new fucking, an entire fucking phase 1101 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:52,980 or like kink that I cannot accept. 1102 00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:55,260 I will not accept it. 1103 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:57,740 That is not an appropriate kink for anybody. 1104 00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:59,100 I don't give a shit what you say. 1105 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,380 If it's consent, I don't get it. 1106 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,500 Shut the fuck up. 1107 00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,980 Anything else before we head out? 1108 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:09,100 It's like my brain is like too big for my head now. 1109 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,180 Slowly unraveling at the seams. 1110 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:16,700 Like a string holding me from the depths of madness. 1111 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:21,700 We'll see you guys on the next one. 1112 00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:26,700 Bye.