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The Call of Cthulhu role-playing game.
You know, that little tabletop like super like other than D&D, it's Call of Cthulhu
is whatever it knows.
I guess Pathfinder too.
Yeah, Pathfinder is pretty big.
And then a long time ago, it used to be Talaslanta.
Damn, I don't know what that is.
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All right.
So I bought the Call of Cthulhu starter set for the seventh edition rule book of Cthulhu.
Right.
I don't know what it says back here.
It says something like that stuff somewhere.
And like, I figured we could do some episodes of doing the gameplay for you guys.
Instead of just listening to me talk and rumble or mumble, I could actually do something entertaining.
Instead of Monday musings, mumbling Mondays.
Mumbling Mondays.
But I've always wanted to play a tabletop game.
But because I grew up having no friends, I just I got tired of doing it by myself.
It's hard to play D&D with two people.
I played Dungeons and Dragons alone.
The first I bought the starter kit and the first the first adventure you can do by yourself.
After that you get your ass beat.
And so I figured I'll try it again.
Like, we're not trying to be critical role, but that would be awesome to be the Lovecraftian
version of a critical role because we can play this and there's like just like a thousand
different like you got like Arkham Horror and other like tabletop games.
Arkham Horror is more like an actual like board.
So that was like sixty dollars.
I'm like, God dang, this one's cheaper for now.
But we can play all the Lovecraftian-esque tabletop games.
Board games.
I don't know what they call them, like the whole umbrella of it.
I think it's just tabletop.
Yeah, tabletop games.
So this episode will be short because I'm just going to tell you that it'll be like
the prologue of like what we're going to do.
So basically the next episode on Monday would be Michael's going to be the dungeon master
or the arcane keeper of knowledge.
Yeah.
Sorcerer Supreme.
Something like that, I guess if you want to be.
And Alone Against the Flames you can play completely by yourself, but I figured if you
read it out to me while I build my character, it'll be entertaining for people.
I've already played it three times and I can tell you how I haven't.
I made sure to not read everything.
I only read my playthroughs every time, so I'm still pretty.
It's still like there's a lot for Alone Against the Flames.
My first character got her ass beat.
I decided to go as a female, but I didn't know I had to like give her a name and everything.
So it's very generic.
I had no idea what she was, so it's just a female.
And I ended up in a shed and I got that complete shit beat up by some fucking just Goliath
six foot seven guy standing there while he blocked the whole doorway.
So that one ended it poorly.
And I got, I was like after the fight, I was like, I kind of like bored about it.
I was like, fuck this.
So my next character, I named him after the knee high P.I. movie, Harry Dogan, I think,
four foot one, private investigator.
And he did OK until I got thrown into flames and died.
So he died.
Knee high P.I.
The knee high P.I. did not make it in this adventure.
He got held down by two cultists in the fire.
That's the last thing I remember is what they told me.
And it's like, you died.
You want to try again?
I'm like, you damn right I want to try again.
So my third character, I named her after Lacey something.
I don't remember.
I was just kind of fucked.
I keep fucking around until I go for the but for the podcast, it'll be my actual character.
Right.
I pretty much took the care of the dwarf redhead from Dragon Age Inquisition.
And that was her.
Like four feet, three foot three, whatever size I made her.
They're always short.
And it's funny because when you're short and you try to put your luggage at the beginning
of the game into the bus, you need help from the bus driver because you can't get it up
there by yourself.
You're a small one.
That's small.
It didn't seem like small.
It was like you and yeah, you're a small one, aren't you?
And so basically, yeah.
So basically, with her, I actually made it all the way through and escaped.
So she survived.
She got a bike, which I don't know how that works for a little person, a regular sized
bike.
But three foot three.
I don't know how the you know, I don't know.
I don't know the logistics.
It's called you stand on one side.
You push only down.
I would have just started hauling ass out of there.
So we'll do alone against the flames.
And then there's a button.
There's like there's four here.
So alone against the flames is one.
They got paper chase.
Edge of darkness and dead man stomp.
So the rest of them, I don't know how many players we need, but I'm sure we can work
it out with two.
Yeah.
And I'm better as a player than the people, the person holding the all the dice pieces,
I guess I should say.
Keep track of everything.
Yeah, I hate doing that.
I hate micromanaging.
If we had Matt Mercer, the famous Matt Mercer to help us out, it would be nice.
But I figured out what my character I want my character to look like, who that person
is and then for the next game.
And for now, so I give this whole deck of this whole arcane all you need to enjoy hard
role playing.
I pass it to Michael and he can play it and get familiar with it and then we can play
next week.
Cool.
So that is what we're going to be doing.
So it's pretty much just a teaser episode.
Not very long, but we'll be back next Monday and we'll see if I can make it alive this
time.
And we'll keep playing until I survive at least once.
I'll keep making new characters every time.
Maybe I name after porn stars or something.
That won't be weird.
No, no, no, that won't be weird at all.
I don't like, I don't know what my character, I don't want my characters to be.
I don't want to be me.
Yeah.
But I don't, I don't, I'm not creative enough to just make up somebody.
Name is John Johnson.
He's six nine.
John Jones.
He's six nine, but for some reason his strength is only a 40.
Super weak.
Just be John Jones.
That was super original.
John Jones.
I could be like, uh, these, I can be like my porn star name, Papi, do it.
Say Papi, do it.
Say delicious.
So
make it look like Antonio Banderas is every time he walks into frames like that, like
little music song.
The little guitar riff, I mean fucking hilarious.
It'd be like, he'd be the guy from the, uh, what was that movie he did where he was like
the Mariachi.
Desperado.
Yeah.
I can't make him Desperado.
I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna just do Antonio Banderas.
I'm here to solve a mystery.
But see, you gotta do the voices too.
If you went with that.
I'll try.
I'm here to solve.
I'm Antonio Banderas.
So fucking sexy.
I can't even look in the mirror.
I come in my pants immediately.
Gorgeous.
No trying.
You look in the mirror.
Oh, fuck.
I got myself.
So if I could get in the back smoking a cigarette.
Fucking jeans just stained all hell.
So yeah, we'll be doing a lot of, uh, role playing for now.
That's fine.
Not in the sexual way.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Unless.
No, no.
I strip everything off.
And then you see just a cloud trail behind me as I run by.
So I like, you're like the woman addresses.
What do you do?
I address to and then she lies back.
Like I jump on top of her and then I go over a rope of penetration.
You miss.
Fuck.
You hit her.
You hit her fucking belly button.
Like, damn it.
I wrote for a room for premature ejaculation.
Fuck.
You ejaculated too quickly.
Oh, damn.
How much you want to bet there's already a game out there like I'm sure D and D gets
wild.
We're putting that D in the D doesn't make any sense, but it sounded fun in my head.
We had to make it work.
So they will be playing some call of Cthulhu.
I do love me.
Look, Cthulhu mythos.
Look, crap.
It's the only thing like that really.
If I think like if I'm dead at night, sleep right.
And I think about it, it's fucking terrifying.
And it's also the thing that Stephen King says actually scares him.
Really was HB Lovecraft stories back in the day.
Fucking haunting sometimes.
You know what really scared me was the new trailer for The Exorcist.
I don't know if you've seen it.
It is fucking terrifying.
They picked the two randomness like they're not even like these girls aren't even like
maybe 13, 14.
They're really young and they play the possessed girls so well.
I was like, that's enough TV for me today.
I don't want to do this anymore.
It was two in the morning.
I was watching YouTube.
Their trailer comes on five seconds and it's just little girl looking you dead in the eye
from the camera.
Like she's got a cross upside down fucking cut into her forehead.
I'm like, I'm done.
I'm done.
Which reminds me, scared the shit out of me.
Did you ever watch the the Pope's Exorcist?
No, no, I think it's on Netflix.
It's not really all that scary.
Oh, it had a Russell Crowe in it.
She's got Russell Crowe.
I can see you walks in starts kicking ass.
He plays kind of like a little bit of a drunk exorcist.
So Russell Crowe.
Yeah, he plays the role of himself.
It's just Russell Crowe in like like priest outfit.
Yeah, just comes out and just pulled out a fucking whip the size of a fucking starts
whipping everybody.
The power of Christ compelled you.
Like, oh, fuck.
Well, no, apparently the the like overview of the movie is that there's a family that
their father died.
He inherited a church in Spain.
So they moved to Spain to renovated so that way they could sell it and come back to the
United States with money.
I've been like, I've been like, so that's it.
Yeah.
So apparently there was a demon sealed underneath the church by exorcists from the Inquisition.
So then you have Russell Crowe's character where he's playing an Italian with an Italian
accent.
So Australian Russell Crowe with an Italian accent.
The most non-Italian looking Russell Crowe.
He rides a little what do you call it?
A notepad.
Yeah.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah.
He rides that from Italy there.
He's been picking some movies lately.
Well, I think a little one before that one, he was just a guy who was standing at a stoplight
and the person behind him honked their horn real loud because he wouldn't go.
So then he got mad and he tried to approach him in the car.
He's like, you know what a courtesy tap is, son?
And he like the passenger seat and the mom's ignoring him and he does it.
This is a courtesy tap.
He does a little like a little honk.
That's what your mom meant to do, right?
And she's like, apparently if she had apologized right then and there, that movie would have
been over.
But that because she honked her horn like really violently at him, drove him crazy.
Apparently he went to his house whose wife was divorced and he blew the house up and
he just went on a fucking rampage.
I was like, Jesus Christ, that was quick.
The one thing that set him over the edge.
That one last thing I broke the camel's back with it.
You know what a courtesy tap is, son?
This is a courtesy tap.
That's all I remember from the movie.
It's a courtesy tap.
Then he goes, Ape shit.
The other movie is called Unhinged or some shit.
I think I've seen the title.
You know what a courtesy tap is?
That's all I remember.
Courtesy tap.
I've actually done a courtesy tap.
It's very like benign.
Just let them know, hey, you guys are like, you know what, like for light changes or something
like that.
For like a good second, you're like, damn, all right, come on.
Just a.
Yeah.
But now he's like, he's like, and he just drove him over the.
Became Mr. Hyde from that movie, The Mummy, where he was like Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Yeah.
He became Hyde.
Well, the thing is, I don't know if you've noticed it by driving, but for the love of
God, just road rage has been up lately, like extremely.
You know, the word for me is I would be I'd be on the outer lane, you know, when there's
two lanes going the same way.
The left lane.
And there'd be a car in the distance.
Right.
And I'm in my lane.
Right.
I'm aware of it, but I'm in my lane.
I'm going the speed I'm supposed to go.
So if it's 40, I'm going 40.
If it's 35, 35.
Right.
I always go the speed limit.
Like three or four times.
Recently, a car will pull out of the side street.
And turn it onto the main road that you're on.
No, he'd be turning onto the other road, the opposite lane.
So the car that was on my right side would be blocking my view of that car coming in
because they stopped for him.
Right.
How the fuck am I supposed to know you're stopping for him?
Right.
When I get up there 40 miles an hour, there's a car coming across my phone.
Going across to the other side of the road.
To my lane.
OK.
Going through my lane to get to the opposite.
Right.
I was like, you must be fucking kidding me.
You cannot do that when there's two lanes of traffic.
No.
The last guy I almost hit was a big ass truck.
This dumb ass stopped in the middle of my lane.
So I actually went into the opposing traffic lane to swerve the car.
That is fucking ridiculous.
I was so mad.
I wish my horn actually worked.
I would've honked the fuck at him.
You know what a car seat is?
This is a car seat.
Well, you know, like being out and everything.
I would've sued the shit out of him too.
I would've too.
You dumb motherfucker.
What's really bad is whenever you're in an accident, but you're the third car.
That had nothing to do with it.
You just got in the fucking damage.
Yeah, that happened to me this past November.
Oh shit.
Where I was the third car in the accident.
So they hit each other.
They ended up hitting you.
Well, no.
It was all in a line.
So the car that was behind me got hit and then they hit me.
Oh, damn.
It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
So I guess what?
The first car is full, right?
Yeah.
So the second car, maybe like if someone threw me at you, he'd beat my ass.
But he threw me at you.
Yeah, that kid's car, he was like, I think like 20, but his car was fucked.
Like all the way to the windshield.
Oh wow.
I didn't know.
You okay?
I don't know.
No, he's just sitting there.
I don't know.
I must've fucking been shell shocked.
I don't know what's happening with my life.
The lady's car behind me smashed in at the back.
Just a little bit of bumper damage.
The paint.
But still though, I would hate to be in an accident that I had no involvement in.
Yeah.
It's like, cause I'm waiting for somebody to turn left.
So I'm sitting behind them, just waiting for them to turn so that way I can go on a city
street in the left lane.
So you know, you get away for them to turn left across the road and they're waiting because
it's a whole fucking line.
And then, you know, you're just sitting there in the car behind you, just sitting there.
Like you know, you ain't got to worry about getting hit or anything.
And then the car comes flying up because they weren't even looking at the road.
And you get hit anyway.
Yeah.
I should make a public, this is a public service announcement.
If there's two lanes of traffic, right lane, do not stop and let people come into the lane.
They can wait till both of us go.
I cannot see the car coming into my lane if you're blocking the fucking car.
And who the fuck stops going normal speed?
Who stops to let somebody fucking cross?
So I thought he was just like turning or something or whatever.
It's not my concern as long as I'm in my lane, right?
Right.
So I don't know why he stopped.
And then he fucking did the car.
This big ass red truck just comes into my full, my entire lane.
Fucking like four times now it's happened to me.
Lately I've had so God, I don't know what the fuck it is with the Ram owners of the
Ram trucks.
They love the tailgate.
And there's a joke about it too, because there's like a meme where it's a, somebody was playing
a video game and they're in a Ram, but it's like, this is how they tailgate people.
And it's like, there ain't no car.
And then they go to the side view and they're like right on their ass.
Like it just blocks the entire car.
Yeah.
Which is me.
So like for, for personally, like I take the highway a lot.
So a three lane highway, I stay in the middle lane.
I go about five over speed limit.
So I'm not going under the speed limit.
I'm not going to, you know, I'm not trying to stay in the left lane.
So I'm not impeding traffic, nothing like that.
A Ram fucking it's like, it never fails.
They'll come up behind you and just ride your bumper.
It's like, it's also like, no matter how fast you go, they want to go fast.
It's like, what do you, where do you need to go that you need to be there?
And my whole thing is, okay, if you want to go around me, cool.
Go to the left fucking lane.
Don't, why?
There's no car in either lane and you're riding my bumper.
I love when they, they get behind you and then they pass you right.
And then you book it to the stoplight anyway.
So I'm like, so what'd you learn?
That's not great.
What'd you learn?
And they always turn their head.
Like you sure didn't get faster than we would go.
We're still right here.
And like when it comes to going over the speed limit or anything, my rule is five over.
Cause then you're not like, you're not super speeding.
You're not nothing crazy.
And you're not having to worry about a like traffic wise anyway.
So you're not going to like, you're not fucking up your entire speed limit.
So somebody stops you, you're not going to get in a huge amount of trouble.
It's only five miles, but aside from school zones, never, ever, ever speak through a school
zone.
Those tickets are expensive.
I'm sorry.
Hong asked him school zones.
Fuck these kids.
But yeah, like I don't know.
Road rage just in general in Oklahoma city where we are, it's gotten bad.
Especially within the last couple of years after the COVID restrictions and stuff like
that.
All that pent up frustration.
I guess they got to take it out of the road.
Whenever all the coronavirus stuff was going on, like people that were out there, cause
there was fewer people on the highway in general.
So everybody was going like, instead of going 60, which is the speed limit for the highway,
in the metro.
Going 100 now?
No, no joke.
Like cops didn't even stop people cause it just wasn't worth it.
Cause they might have just told you people.
They might have been a shooter after they did like, oh shit, they're crazy.
Well there was so many people speeding that they couldn't stop everybody.
Yeah, it was too much of a hassle probably.
And now everybody's back to driving as normal because I mean, like with the past two years,
Oklahoma hasn't had any kind of restrictions for shit really.
But everybody still has that mentality of driving for that full year with people staying
at home and stuff.
My home mentality is like, I just want to get home.
Yes.
Do not want to die.
The same with my job.
Like I'm not going to stop a thief and get stabbed for this job.
I would do it for the fun of it though.
It'd be fun.
I wouldn't.
I'm not getting stabbed.
I would.
I sure as shit my company is not going to pay for my medical expenses.
So I'd be like, take all this stuff.
I'm not going to stop you.
We'll just call the police.
Bye.
There's cameras everywhere.
See, that's when you let out your frustrations throughout the entire, like, this is funny.
For the last fucking month and you just start beating the shit out of them.
Nah, I don't really have frustrations.
Lately I've noticed that I just don't really, there's no reason to prove anything other
than my own safety and my family's safety.
Basically my saying is like, I'm not a peaceful person, but I'm a monster with self-control.
I do not want to hurt anybody, but damn if anyone starts something.
So you've read Jordan Peterson's books?
No, I don't even know who that is.
That's what he says though.
No.
I mean, basically.
Basically what I'm saying is like, if like, if like I'm walking around, right?
And someone says something like something stupid to me because I'm Hispanic, right?
Oh yeah, it's just not working.
Well, you gotta go back to your country.
I'm like, I'll do it tomorrow.
I don't give a fuck.
What are you bothering me for?
I wouldn't start a whole fucking fist fight over it.
Or if someone like, just people being stupid.
That's a good thing.
I watch people on X, fucking X, Twitter you son of a bitch.
Looks like a porn site.
Not even a good one either.
And people just fucking fist fighting.
And like, it kind of like, I used to watch it, it was funny to me.
A lot of them was really hurt.
Yeah.
People just getting fucking beat the hell out of each other.
And now as I'm like mutual combat.
Yeah.
Almost.
And now that I've gotten like, I've been watching it, like I guess I watched it to
a enough friend.
I'm like, yeah, I would never want to do this.
Like there's no reason.
No.
Like someone cuts me in line.
I'm like, all right, go ahead.
Not the end of the world.
Like someone breaks into my house though.
Oh, that's totally different.
I got no choice.
Like I have no choice.
The shotgun is going to not do what it's going to do with the shot.
I'm sorry.
Wasn't it, uh, Teddy Roosevelt where he said, my man right there, number one president.
We said, I walk softly, but carry a big stick.
Yeah.
He's probably talking about his dick.
If I'm being honest.
Well, that's LBJ.
I mean, he had some big balls to go out there and hunt some of the shit that he did.
Yeah, especially with this fucking weak ass.
I said, like I have, I can't see shit, but they have cannot shoot.
You know, he used to have regular boxing matches on the white house lawn.
Yeah.
With like military, like whoever wanted to box him.
Yeah.
And then he had to retire because this army sergeant hit him so hard and he hit his left
eye.
He lost vision.
So he's like, shit, I can't go any blind there.
So he had to get the retired from boxing.
Can you imagine the president?
If it was now, right.
And it was all, it'd be on the news.
Like president, Daniel Roosevelt have another boxing match.
And you look at him and he's over here just fucking beating the shit out of some dude
in the corner.
I think that's how we should like presidents.
By actual physical merit and intelligence.
That'd be fun.
Instead of being old.
Man, they get old.
Well, look, you got not to be political, but you have Joe Biden and you have Mitch McConnell,
one from each side and both of them fucking freeze up.
They it's like, what do I say?
Biden loses loses what direction he's going.
I thought shit myself.
Well, I'm sorry, but I just shit my pants.
This meeting is adjourned.
This council is closed down for now.
I got shit myself.
Don't be in my pants.
Are you listening to what I'm saying?
I have shit my pants.
I think half of them probably have.
I'm standing in front of an audience of journalists.
I have shit myself.
I resigned from my position.
You know, I can actually see Trump saying that if he did it.
He just shit his pants?
Well, well, I shit my pants.
OK, like he would.
Don't act like you don't shit either.
Like he would make it so like it's almost your fault that he shit himself.
Like if I had to come up here and talk to you guys, I wouldn't have shit my pants.
Exactly.
Oh, well, he would take note.
There would be no shame.
There's a reason they call him Teflon Don.
Teflon Don.
Nothing sticks.
I mean, I need some of that Teflon.
All this shit.
I have this fucking sticks to everything.
I once bought some eggs, right?
I came back.
I was like, oh, yeah, I should have put water in these.
This shit was fucking crap.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Hard boiled over that.
Hard boiled over no water, just air.
They don't come out too well either.
That was my mistake.
That's something I would do.
Where you're so busy, you don't even pay attention.
It's like, well, fuck.
I don't know what the fuck I was.
I'm not as scatterbrained as that, but that one day came back 20 minutes later, smoke
all over the fucking kitchen.
Like, huh?
The moral of the story is when you're cooking, you got to stay in the kitchen.
What's it something slow like, like you're doing like a slow cooker stuff.
Yeah.
Or like you're cooking a turkey in the oven and you know what you're doing.
Yeah.
But if you put some eggs on a fucking stove and then you forget to put water in, I mean,
you believe for 20 minutes, come back and you're dumb as fuck.
Show turn block.
You got the whole, yeah, the whole fucking shelter and black, the fucking the bottom
of the little, uh, uh, it's one of those really small ones too.
Those little pots.
Yeah.
Like the soft pot fucking done.
It was done.
She was ruined.
I couldn't clean it off.
Anyway, so, uh, call it the Thule, call it the Thule.
And if you guys have any other, um, recommendations for board games that you'd like us to try
out, if they're within the realm of lovecraft, yes, because I love me some horror.
I don't actually, but for some reason I gravitated to call it.
There's people that'll find you a soul game to play.
Fuck all that.
I hate stall.
I don't like torture porn.
The last one I saw was, uh, what are they called?
It was that really hostile to where the woman rips his whole dick off with some pliers and
he just sits there.
He said he's so fucking shocked.
There's blood coming out of his fucking dickless crotch.
And then she's like, uh, what happens is like she gets kidnapped and, uh, this guy and his
friend, his friend's hyping up the, the hostile.
Basically they go on tour to the European country and, uh, they kidnap this organization
kidnaps little, just young people that are like backpacking that you'll never remember,
never, uh, look for again, apparently.
Right.
And then they fucking sell them to these rich people who just have their way with them in
violent ways.
Like not like sexual, but, uh, like they fucking murder them.
Right.
And then they get it and the guy escaped and then the girl, the organization caught him
in the second movie.
And in the second movie, these three girls get kidnapped, but one of them turned out
to be super, super rich.
So the guy and the guy's friend, the guy's friend was hyping up to the trip the whole
time because he was ready to do it.
Here's how you know a person is not going to do something is when they talk about it
incessantly.
So when the friend finally, the regular guy, basically he's the main guy.
And then his friends, the side character, the main guy is really reluctant.
Right.
But the other guy really wants to do it.
And then when it gets to the time to kill them, right.
The friend chickens out and the main guy, it turns out to be a fucking straight edge
killer.
He's like fucking insane.
All that pent up rage, right.
He has from his job or whatever.
Like, I'm just gonna start killing people.
I got to kill everybody.
He becomes a fucking psycho and he tries to kill the rich girl.
And but she somehow gets to the better of him because I think she like she's she's
fake flirts with him.
So he's like, all right, bitch, get on the ground.
He's about to rape her on the ground or something.
It was fucking horrific.
And when he when he drops his guard, she somehow gets some pliers and she just fucking puts
him and just like shuts him on his crotch.
Right.
He's like, oh, fuck.
No.
At that point, it's so painful.
You don't even have like a pain rate.
You're like, well, this sucks.
Like, that's how like it hit like your receptors have exploded.
Yeah.
You don't even feel it anymore.
You're like, well, this sucks.
So she puts she sits on the fucking on the chair squeezing his fucking crotch and the
organization comes in because they can't have their clients killed or injured.
I think the other friend dies too.
So I can't remember how.
And she's like, well, I am rich.
They do it today.
They type in her name and some computer and she turned out she's part of that wealthy
elite that's that can be part of that organization.
So they're like, all right, if you want to be like she so she pretty much buys her way
into the organization by killing him by ripping his dick off.
Right.
And I'm talking about like a fool.
You see his whole dick get ripped off and you're like, well, I'm done with her.
And that was the last horror movie I ever saw.
Fuck all that shit.
This is just like it's just gory just to be gory with no actual purpose.
Right.
That's why I like the insidious movies.
They were all PG 13.
Well, the first one was and they were all more about suspense than than like Gore like
a suspense thriller.
Yeah.
Like saw is just Gore.
Yeah.
Fucking human centipede was just someone people's faces to the people's bowels.
Like I don't.
It's just there's no reason for I hate.
That's why it's called torture porn.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
I don't like it.
There's people that get off to the lowest common denominator for me is that stuff.
Like just these horrific tortures.
I'm like, no.
Why?
It's why some of Lovecraft stuff like games and movies, they're super gory.
And I hate it.
I prefer Lovecraft to be science fictiony as opposed to like horror.
It could be scary, but in a scientific way, like alien or predator instead of like the
song, it's just fucking ripped the whole thing, just ripped it all off.
He was like, fuck you.
I don't blame her either.
He was a bad guy.
But but you know, I have a dick, so I'm like, oh, no.
You get the sympathy pains.
And he was like he was it hit him so hard.
Like he was just like in a deleted.
He wasn't even screaming.
He's like, like he was like in a daze was how much pain he was in.
I'm surprised he didn't grab it and shove it down his mouth.
Jesus.
Horror, horror, like it goes horror goes hard.
Yeah, sometimes a little too hard.
But yeah, we'll be doing board games.
Yeah.
Like I said, if you guys have any any recommendations that is within the theme, let us know.
D&D not so much, but maybe Lovecraft.
D&D is pretty covered.
Yeah, extensively.
Yeah, critical role.
Yeah.
You guys, you guys need any new players?
And you got two right here.
We can always try out Tellus Lanta.
What is that?
It's the fantasy game that inspired D&D.
Huh?
It's the original.
Damn, there's an original.
Jesus.
From the 19 late 70s to 80s, I think.
It's been a long time since I've looked.
Like it's an old game.
We'll play whatever.
But anything else said before we head out?
Yeah, no, actually.
Don't get your dick ripped off.
Unless you're a rapist, so you deserve to get your dick ripped off.
So like he did kind of.
He really deserved it.
Yeah, but he just watched it and you're like, man, man.
Like that would suck.
Like, it's like, you know, he deserves it, brothers.
I mean, like, yeah, you could have just shot him at that point.
Just fucking shoot me in the face.
Just end it all?
Yeah, like, man.
When they say cruel and unusual punishment, yeah.
Sometimes you're like, God dang.
Yeah.
I like that one lady from Saw that gets her fucking face ripped off from that fucking helmet.
You ever seen it?
I think.
It's like a famous like trope from the movie where like they put this fucking apparatus
all over her face.
It looks like these fucking two like, those are bear claws.
They're oh, yeah.
That fucking opens up.
Yeah, like a rips her mouth open.
Jesus.
Again, gore porn or the one where the woman has to stick her hand in this hole.
Right.
But when she comes back down, these blades razor blades come down with it.
I'm like, you devious evil motherfuckers.
But you seen that there's actually like for that specific thing, they could have they
could have gotten the key out.
If she had her hand panicked because she put her hand through the other one, too.
So she just like tried to hold the blades back with the with her nor the hand that's
not in there.
If she would have held it back slightly, she could have pulled her hand back out.
Well, it's just going to show you people lose their minds when they're a changer.
People are not that bright.
No, I doubt I'd make it in Saw.
That'd be the first I'd be chopping my leg off.
Well, fuck.
So help me, Dr. Phil.
But I guess with that, we'll see you guys on the next one.
I'll survive.
I promise.
I'm Tony of Bears and Tony of Bears never dies.