1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,160 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 2 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,720 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,960 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 4 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,480 This is what we are covering tonight. 5 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,320 The Call of Cthulhu role-playing game. 6 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:26,080 You know, that little tabletop like super like other than D&D, it's Call of Cthulhu 7 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:27,080 is whatever it knows. 8 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,080 I guess Pathfinder too. 9 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,680 Yeah, Pathfinder is pretty big. 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,680 And then a long time ago, it used to be Talaslanta. 11 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,920 Damn, I don't know what that is. 12 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,920 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 13 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,560 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,920 We also have membership tiers on this platform. 15 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,120 If you'd like to support the channel or you can check out buymeacoffee.com forward slash 16 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,120 KOE podcasts. 17 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,120 All right. 18 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:56,560 So I bought the Call of Cthulhu starter set for the seventh edition rule book of Cthulhu. 19 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,560 Right. 20 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,560 I don't know what it says back here. 21 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,240 It says something like that stuff somewhere. 22 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:10,920 And like, I figured we could do some episodes of doing the gameplay for you guys. 23 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:16,600 Instead of just listening to me talk and rumble or mumble, I could actually do something entertaining. 24 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,840 Instead of Monday musings, mumbling Mondays. 25 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,920 Mumbling Mondays. 26 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,920 But I've always wanted to play a tabletop game. 27 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:29,600 But because I grew up having no friends, I just I got tired of doing it by myself. 28 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,200 It's hard to play D&D with two people. 29 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,320 I played Dungeons and Dragons alone. 30 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:39,880 The first I bought the starter kit and the first the first adventure you can do by yourself. 31 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,560 After that you get your ass beat. 32 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,280 And so I figured I'll try it again. 33 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:52,320 Like, we're not trying to be critical role, but that would be awesome to be the Lovecraftian 34 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:58,440 version of a critical role because we can play this and there's like just like a thousand 35 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:03,720 different like you got like Arkham Horror and other like tabletop games. 36 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:08,360 Arkham Horror is more like an actual like board. 37 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,640 So that was like sixty dollars. 38 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:13,200 I'm like, God dang, this one's cheaper for now. 39 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:18,520 But we can play all the Lovecraftian-esque tabletop games. 40 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,520 Board games. 41 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,040 I don't know what they call them, like the whole umbrella of it. 42 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,960 I think it's just tabletop. 43 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,080 Yeah, tabletop games. 44 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:32,560 So this episode will be short because I'm just going to tell you that it'll be like 45 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,160 the prologue of like what we're going to do. 46 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:39,520 So basically the next episode on Monday would be Michael's going to be the dungeon master 47 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,880 or the arcane keeper of knowledge. 48 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,880 Yeah. 49 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,000 Sorcerer Supreme. 50 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,680 Something like that, I guess if you want to be. 51 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,720 And Alone Against the Flames you can play completely by yourself, but I figured if you 52 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:56,880 read it out to me while I build my character, it'll be entertaining for people. 53 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,600 I've already played it three times and I can tell you how I haven't. 54 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,720 I made sure to not read everything. 55 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,440 I only read my playthroughs every time, so I'm still pretty. 56 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:09,200 It's still like there's a lot for Alone Against the Flames. 57 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,320 My first character got her ass beat. 58 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:16,400 I decided to go as a female, but I didn't know I had to like give her a name and everything. 59 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,880 So it's very generic. 60 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,120 I had no idea what she was, so it's just a female. 61 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:25,720 And I ended up in a shed and I got that complete shit beat up by some fucking just Goliath 62 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:30,040 six foot seven guy standing there while he blocked the whole doorway. 63 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,600 So that one ended it poorly. 64 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,720 And I got, I was like after the fight, I was like, I kind of like bored about it. 65 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:36,840 I was like, fuck this. 66 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:43,440 So my next character, I named him after the knee high P.I. movie, Harry Dogan, I think, 67 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:47,480 four foot one, private investigator. 68 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:54,960 And he did OK until I got thrown into flames and died. 69 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:55,960 So he died. 70 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:56,960 Knee high P.I. 71 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:02,200 The knee high P.I. did not make it in this adventure. 72 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,320 He got held down by two cultists in the fire. 73 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,120 That's the last thing I remember is what they told me. 74 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,600 And it's like, you died. 75 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,600 You want to try again? 76 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,620 I'm like, you damn right I want to try again. 77 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:16,840 So my third character, I named her after Lacey something. 78 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:17,840 I don't remember. 79 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:18,840 I was just kind of fucked. 80 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:23,120 I keep fucking around until I go for the but for the podcast, it'll be my actual character. 81 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,120 Right. 82 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:30,400 I pretty much took the care of the dwarf redhead from Dragon Age Inquisition. 83 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,400 And that was her. 84 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:35,160 Like four feet, three foot three, whatever size I made her. 85 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,080 They're always short. 86 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,640 And it's funny because when you're short and you try to put your luggage at the beginning 87 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:43,680 of the game into the bus, you need help from the bus driver because you can't get it up 88 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:44,680 there by yourself. 89 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,680 You're a small one. 90 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,680 That's small. 91 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,680 It didn't seem like small. 92 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:53,040 It was like you and yeah, you're a small one, aren't you? 93 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,320 And so basically, yeah. 94 00:04:55,320 --> 00:05:00,540 So basically, with her, I actually made it all the way through and escaped. 95 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,200 So she survived. 96 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,920 She got a bike, which I don't know how that works for a little person, a regular sized 97 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,920 bike. 98 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:07,920 But three foot three. 99 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,920 I don't know how the you know, I don't know. 100 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,460 I don't know the logistics. 101 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:14,000 It's called you stand on one side. 102 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,880 You push only down. 103 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:21,000 I would have just started hauling ass out of there. 104 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,520 So we'll do alone against the flames. 105 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,640 And then there's a button. 106 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:26,700 There's like there's four here. 107 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,480 So alone against the flames is one. 108 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,880 They got paper chase. 109 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,240 Edge of darkness and dead man stomp. 110 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,240 So the rest of them, I don't know how many players we need, but I'm sure we can work 111 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,360 it out with two. 112 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,360 Yeah. 113 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:45,760 And I'm better as a player than the people, the person holding the all the dice pieces, 114 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:46,760 I guess I should say. 115 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:47,760 Keep track of everything. 116 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,720 Yeah, I hate doing that. 117 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,280 I hate micromanaging. 118 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:58,520 If we had Matt Mercer, the famous Matt Mercer to help us out, it would be nice. 119 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:02,320 But I figured out what my character I want my character to look like, who that person 120 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,360 is and then for the next game. 121 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:11,560 And for now, so I give this whole deck of this whole arcane all you need to enjoy hard 122 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,560 role playing. 123 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:16,480 I pass it to Michael and he can play it and get familiar with it and then we can play 124 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,480 next week. 125 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,480 Cool. 126 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:19,480 So that is what we're going to be doing. 127 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:24,720 So it's pretty much just a teaser episode. 128 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:30,920 Not very long, but we'll be back next Monday and we'll see if I can make it alive this 129 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:31,920 time. 130 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:36,200 And we'll keep playing until I survive at least once. 131 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,160 I'll keep making new characters every time. 132 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,440 Maybe I name after porn stars or something. 133 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,440 That won't be weird. 134 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:46,800 No, no, no, that won't be weird at all. 135 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,960 I don't like, I don't know what my character, I don't want my characters to be. 136 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:49,960 I don't want to be me. 137 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:50,960 Yeah. 138 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,640 But I don't, I don't, I'm not creative enough to just make up somebody. 139 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,320 Name is John Johnson. 140 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,320 He's six nine. 141 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,320 John Jones. 142 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:04,160 He's six nine, but for some reason his strength is only a 40. 143 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,800 Super weak. 144 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,800 Just be John Jones. 145 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,800 That was super original. 146 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,800 John Jones. 147 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,200 I could be like, uh, these, I can be like my porn star name, Papi, do it. 148 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,680 Say Papi, do it. 149 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,680 Say delicious. 150 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:15,680 So 151 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:23,640 make it look like Antonio Banderas is every time he walks into frames like that, like 152 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:24,640 little music song. 153 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:29,520 The little guitar riff, I mean fucking hilarious. 154 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:35,000 It'd be like, he'd be the guy from the, uh, what was that movie he did where he was like 155 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 the Mariachi. 156 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Desperado. 157 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Yeah. 158 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,000 I can't make him Desperado. 159 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,040 I'm gonna do that. 160 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:47,760 I'm gonna just do Antonio Banderas. 161 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,760 I'm here to solve a mystery. 162 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,800 But see, you gotta do the voices too. 163 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,800 If you went with that. 164 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,800 I'll try. 165 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,800 I'm here to solve. 166 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,800 I'm Antonio Banderas. 167 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,800 So fucking sexy. 168 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,800 I can't even look in the mirror. 169 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,800 I come in my pants immediately. 170 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,800 Gorgeous. 171 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,800 No trying. 172 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,800 You look in the mirror. 173 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:07,800 Oh, fuck. 174 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:08,800 I got myself. 175 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:15,480 So if I could get in the back smoking a cigarette. 176 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,400 Fucking jeans just stained all hell. 177 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,360 So yeah, we'll be doing a lot of, uh, role playing for now. 178 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,360 That's fine. 179 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,360 Not in the sexual way. 180 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,360 No, no, no, no, no, no. 181 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,360 Unless. 182 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,360 No, no. 183 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,360 I strip everything off. 184 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:35,600 And then you see just a cloud trail behind me as I run by. 185 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,280 So I like, you're like the woman addresses. 186 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,280 What do you do? 187 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,880 I address to and then she lies back. 188 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,200 Like I jump on top of her and then I go over a rope of penetration. 189 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,200 You miss. 190 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,200 Fuck. 191 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,200 You hit her. 192 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,200 You hit her fucking belly button. 193 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,200 Like, damn it. 194 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:53,760 I wrote for a room for premature ejaculation. 195 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,760 Fuck. 196 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,760 You ejaculated too quickly. 197 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:56,760 Oh, damn. 198 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:02,440 How much you want to bet there's already a game out there like I'm sure D and D gets 199 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,440 wild. 200 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:09,840 We're putting that D in the D doesn't make any sense, but it sounded fun in my head. 201 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:14,000 We had to make it work. 202 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,720 So they will be playing some call of Cthulhu. 203 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,440 I do love me. 204 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,440 Look, Cthulhu mythos. 205 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,880 Look, crap. 206 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,360 It's the only thing like that really. 207 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,160 If I think like if I'm dead at night, sleep right. 208 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,080 And I think about it, it's fucking terrifying. 209 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,760 And it's also the thing that Stephen King says actually scares him. 210 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:37,360 Really was HB Lovecraft stories back in the day. 211 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,360 Fucking haunting sometimes. 212 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:42,240 You know what really scared me was the new trailer for The Exorcist. 213 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,840 I don't know if you've seen it. 214 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,280 It is fucking terrifying. 215 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:52,200 They picked the two randomness like they're not even like these girls aren't even like 216 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,400 maybe 13, 14. 217 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:57,360 They're really young and they play the possessed girls so well. 218 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,400 I was like, that's enough TV for me today. 219 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:03,400 I don't want to do this anymore. 220 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,560 It was two in the morning. 221 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,800 I was watching YouTube. 222 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:13,360 Their trailer comes on five seconds and it's just little girl looking you dead in the eye 223 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,680 from the camera. 224 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:20,280 Like she's got a cross upside down fucking cut into her forehead. 225 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,280 I'm like, I'm done. 226 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,000 I'm done. 227 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,240 Which reminds me, scared the shit out of me. 228 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,120 Did you ever watch the the Pope's Exorcist? 229 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,480 No, no, I think it's on Netflix. 230 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,360 It's not really all that scary. 231 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,640 Oh, it had a Russell Crowe in it. 232 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,640 She's got Russell Crowe. 233 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,120 I can see you walks in starts kicking ass. 234 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:47,000 He plays kind of like a little bit of a drunk exorcist. 235 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 So Russell Crowe. 236 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,480 Yeah, he plays the role of himself. 237 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,720 It's just Russell Crowe in like like priest outfit. 238 00:10:54,720 --> 00:11:00,400 Yeah, just comes out and just pulled out a fucking whip the size of a fucking starts 239 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,400 whipping everybody. 240 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,600 The power of Christ compelled you. 241 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,640 Like, oh, fuck. 242 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:15,920 Well, no, apparently the the like overview of the movie is that there's a family that 243 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,840 their father died. 244 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,680 He inherited a church in Spain. 245 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:26,680 So they moved to Spain to renovated so that way they could sell it and come back to the 246 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,880 United States with money. 247 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,360 I've been like, I've been like, so that's it. 248 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,360 Yeah. 249 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:41,440 So apparently there was a demon sealed underneath the church by exorcists from the Inquisition. 250 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:45,680 So then you have Russell Crowe's character where he's playing an Italian with an Italian 251 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,780 accent. 252 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:54,600 So Australian Russell Crowe with an Italian accent. 253 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:59,200 The most non-Italian looking Russell Crowe. 254 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,720 He rides a little what do you call it? 255 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:03,720 A notepad. 256 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:04,720 Yeah. 257 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:05,720 Yeah, I am. 258 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,720 Yeah. 259 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,080 He rides that from Italy there. 260 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,480 He's been picking some movies lately. 261 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:17,280 Well, I think a little one before that one, he was just a guy who was standing at a stoplight 262 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,760 and the person behind him honked their horn real loud because he wouldn't go. 263 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,680 So then he got mad and he tried to approach him in the car. 264 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,240 He's like, you know what a courtesy tap is, son? 265 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:31,040 And he like the passenger seat and the mom's ignoring him and he does it. 266 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,040 This is a courtesy tap. 267 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,000 He does a little like a little honk. 268 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,500 That's what your mom meant to do, right? 269 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:39,040 And she's like, apparently if she had apologized right then and there, that movie would have 270 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,040 been over. 271 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:45,200 But that because she honked her horn like really violently at him, drove him crazy. 272 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,320 Apparently he went to his house whose wife was divorced and he blew the house up and 273 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,200 he just went on a fucking rampage. 274 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,280 I was like, Jesus Christ, that was quick. 275 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,840 The one thing that set him over the edge. 276 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,800 That one last thing I broke the camel's back with it. 277 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,800 You know what a courtesy tap is, son? 278 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:57,800 This is a courtesy tap. 279 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,800 That's all I remember from the movie. 280 00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,800 It's a courtesy tap. 281 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,800 Then he goes, Ape shit. 282 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:05,800 The other movie is called Unhinged or some shit. 283 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,880 I think I've seen the title. 284 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:08,880 You know what a courtesy tap is? 285 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,880 That's all I remember. 286 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,040 Courtesy tap. 287 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,480 I've actually done a courtesy tap. 288 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,480 It's very like benign. 289 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,120 Just let them know, hey, you guys are like, you know what, like for light changes or something 290 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,120 like that. 291 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:24,240 For like a good second, you're like, damn, all right, come on. 292 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,240 Just a. 293 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,240 Yeah. 294 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:33,480 But now he's like, he's like, and he just drove him over the. 295 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,840 Became Mr. Hyde from that movie, The Mummy, where he was like Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. 296 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:37,840 Yeah. 297 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,840 He became Hyde. 298 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,800 Well, the thing is, I don't know if you've noticed it by driving, but for the love of 299 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:48,400 God, just road rage has been up lately, like extremely. 300 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:53,760 You know, the word for me is I would be I'd be on the outer lane, you know, when there's 301 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,440 two lanes going the same way. 302 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,320 The left lane. 303 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,920 And there'd be a car in the distance. 304 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:00,920 Right. 305 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,920 And I'm in my lane. 306 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:02,920 Right. 307 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,280 I'm aware of it, but I'm in my lane. 308 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,720 I'm going the speed I'm supposed to go. 309 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,720 So if it's 40, I'm going 40. 310 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,720 If it's 35, 35. 311 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,720 Right. 312 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:09,720 I always go the speed limit. 313 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,720 Like three or four times. 314 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:18,800 Recently, a car will pull out of the side street. 315 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,600 And turn it onto the main road that you're on. 316 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,480 No, he'd be turning onto the other road, the opposite lane. 317 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:27,720 So the car that was on my right side would be blocking my view of that car coming in 318 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:28,960 because they stopped for him. 319 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:29,960 Right. 320 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,600 How the fuck am I supposed to know you're stopping for him? 321 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,600 Right. 322 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,160 When I get up there 40 miles an hour, there's a car coming across my phone. 323 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,640 Going across to the other side of the road. 324 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,640 To my lane. 325 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,640 OK. 326 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,640 Going through my lane to get to the opposite. 327 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,640 Right. 328 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,600 I was like, you must be fucking kidding me. 329 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,520 You cannot do that when there's two lanes of traffic. 330 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,520 No. 331 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,560 The last guy I almost hit was a big ass truck. 332 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,520 This dumb ass stopped in the middle of my lane. 333 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:56,000 So I actually went into the opposing traffic lane to swerve the car. 334 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,120 That is fucking ridiculous. 335 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,120 I was so mad. 336 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,120 I wish my horn actually worked. 337 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,120 I would've honked the fuck at him. 338 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,120 You know what a car seat is? 339 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,120 This is a car seat. 340 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:08,360 Well, you know, like being out and everything. 341 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,720 I would've sued the shit out of him too. 342 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,720 I would've too. 343 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,760 You dumb motherfucker. 344 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,920 What's really bad is whenever you're in an accident, but you're the third car. 345 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,120 That had nothing to do with it. 346 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,720 You just got in the fucking damage. 347 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,800 Yeah, that happened to me this past November. 348 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,800 Oh shit. 349 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,400 Where I was the third car in the accident. 350 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,400 So they hit each other. 351 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,400 They ended up hitting you. 352 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,400 Well, no. 353 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,520 It was all in a line. 354 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,440 So the car that was behind me got hit and then they hit me. 355 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,440 Oh, damn. 356 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,040 It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you people? 357 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,040 So I guess what? 358 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,040 The first car is full, right? 359 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,040 Yeah. 360 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,760 So the second car, maybe like if someone threw me at you, he'd beat my ass. 361 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,800 But he threw me at you. 362 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:53,360 Yeah, that kid's car, he was like, I think like 20, but his car was fucked. 363 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,640 Like all the way to the windshield. 364 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,640 Oh wow. 365 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,640 I didn't know. 366 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,640 You okay? 367 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,640 I don't know. 368 00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,640 No, he's just sitting there. 369 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,640 I don't know. 370 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,640 I must've fucking been shell shocked. 371 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:06,080 I don't know what's happening with my life. 372 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,320 The lady's car behind me smashed in at the back. 373 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,680 Just a little bit of bumper damage. 374 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,680 The paint. 375 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:17,600 But still though, I would hate to be in an accident that I had no involvement in. 376 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,600 Yeah. 377 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,360 It's like, cause I'm waiting for somebody to turn left. 378 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:25,300 So I'm sitting behind them, just waiting for them to turn so that way I can go on a city 379 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,800 street in the left lane. 380 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:31,260 So you know, you get away for them to turn left across the road and they're waiting because 381 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:33,600 it's a whole fucking line. 382 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:38,240 And then, you know, you're just sitting there in the car behind you, just sitting there. 383 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,600 Like you know, you ain't got to worry about getting hit or anything. 384 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,680 And then the car comes flying up because they weren't even looking at the road. 385 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,680 And you get hit anyway. 386 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,680 Yeah. 387 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,400 I should make a public, this is a public service announcement. 388 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:54,480 If there's two lanes of traffic, right lane, do not stop and let people come into the lane. 389 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,520 They can wait till both of us go. 390 00:16:56,520 --> 00:17:00,600 I cannot see the car coming into my lane if you're blocking the fucking car. 391 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,680 And who the fuck stops going normal speed? 392 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,520 Who stops to let somebody fucking cross? 393 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,200 So I thought he was just like turning or something or whatever. 394 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,880 It's not my concern as long as I'm in my lane, right? 395 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,880 Right. 396 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,960 So I don't know why he stopped. 397 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,440 And then he fucking did the car. 398 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:19,960 This big ass red truck just comes into my full, my entire lane. 399 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,600 Fucking like four times now it's happened to me. 400 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:27,800 Lately I've had so God, I don't know what the fuck it is with the Ram owners of the 401 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,560 Ram trucks. 402 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,560 They love the tailgate. 403 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,760 And there's a joke about it too, because there's like a meme where it's a, somebody was playing 404 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,920 a video game and they're in a Ram, but it's like, this is how they tailgate people. 405 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,120 And it's like, there ain't no car. 406 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,520 And then they go to the side view and they're like right on their ass. 407 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,880 Like it just blocks the entire car. 408 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880 Yeah. 409 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,880 Which is me. 410 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,720 So like for, for personally, like I take the highway a lot. 411 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,920 So a three lane highway, I stay in the middle lane. 412 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,140 I go about five over speed limit. 413 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,440 So I'm not going under the speed limit. 414 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,600 I'm not going to, you know, I'm not trying to stay in the left lane. 415 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,280 So I'm not impeding traffic, nothing like that. 416 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,720 A Ram fucking it's like, it never fails. 417 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,800 They'll come up behind you and just ride your bumper. 418 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,640 It's like, it's also like, no matter how fast you go, they want to go fast. 419 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:17,920 It's like, what do you, where do you need to go that you need to be there? 420 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,880 And my whole thing is, okay, if you want to go around me, cool. 421 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,280 Go to the left fucking lane. 422 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,280 Don't, why? 423 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,960 There's no car in either lane and you're riding my bumper. 424 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,880 I love when they, they get behind you and then they pass you right. 425 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,840 And then you book it to the stoplight anyway. 426 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,880 So I'm like, so what'd you learn? 427 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,880 That's not great. 428 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,880 What'd you learn? 429 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,440 And they always turn their head. 430 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,680 Like you sure didn't get faster than we would go. 431 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,680 We're still right here. 432 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,400 And like when it comes to going over the speed limit or anything, my rule is five over. 433 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,120 Cause then you're not like, you're not super speeding. 434 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,520 You're not nothing crazy. 435 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:55,320 And you're not having to worry about a like traffic wise anyway. 436 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,800 So you're not going to like, you're not fucking up your entire speed limit. 437 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:04,520 So somebody stops you, you're not going to get in a huge amount of trouble. 438 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,960 It's only five miles, but aside from school zones, never, ever, ever speak through a school 439 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,000 zone. 440 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Those tickets are expensive. 441 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I'm sorry. 442 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Hong asked him school zones. 443 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,200 Fuck these kids. 444 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,640 But yeah, like I don't know. 445 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:29,040 Road rage just in general in Oklahoma city where we are, it's gotten bad. 446 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,440 Especially within the last couple of years after the COVID restrictions and stuff like 447 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,440 that. 448 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,440 All that pent up frustration. 449 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,760 I guess they got to take it out of the road. 450 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:43,000 Whenever all the coronavirus stuff was going on, like people that were out there, cause 451 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,160 there was fewer people on the highway in general. 452 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:50,240 So everybody was going like, instead of going 60, which is the speed limit for the highway, 453 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,240 in the metro. 454 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240 Going 100 now? 455 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,720 No, no joke. 456 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,320 Like cops didn't even stop people cause it just wasn't worth it. 457 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,320 Cause they might have just told you people. 458 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:01,440 They might have been a shooter after they did like, oh shit, they're crazy. 459 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,720 Well there was so many people speeding that they couldn't stop everybody. 460 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,800 Yeah, it was too much of a hassle probably. 461 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:13,000 And now everybody's back to driving as normal because I mean, like with the past two years, 462 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,240 Oklahoma hasn't had any kind of restrictions for shit really. 463 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:22,200 But everybody still has that mentality of driving for that full year with people staying 464 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,280 at home and stuff. 465 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:28,560 My home mentality is like, I just want to get home. 466 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,560 Yes. 467 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,560 Do not want to die. 468 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,560 The same with my job. 469 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:36,280 Like I'm not going to stop a thief and get stabbed for this job. 470 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,440 I would do it for the fun of it though. 471 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,440 It'd be fun. 472 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,440 I wouldn't. 473 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,440 I'm not getting stabbed. 474 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440 I would. 475 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,080 I sure as shit my company is not going to pay for my medical expenses. 476 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,360 So I'd be like, take all this stuff. 477 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,360 I'm not going to stop you. 478 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,160 We'll just call the police. 479 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,160 Bye. 480 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,160 There's cameras everywhere. 481 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:54,240 See, that's when you let out your frustrations throughout the entire, like, this is funny. 482 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,520 For the last fucking month and you just start beating the shit out of them. 483 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,520 Nah, I don't really have frustrations. 484 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:04,320 Lately I've noticed that I just don't really, there's no reason to prove anything other 485 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,680 than my own safety and my family's safety. 486 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:13,640 Basically my saying is like, I'm not a peaceful person, but I'm a monster with self-control. 487 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,980 I do not want to hurt anybody, but damn if anyone starts something. 488 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:19,000 So you've read Jordan Peterson's books? 489 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,040 No, I don't even know who that is. 490 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,040 That's what he says though. 491 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,040 No. 492 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,040 I mean, basically. 493 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,240 Basically what I'm saying is like, if like, if like I'm walking around, right? 494 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:34,040 And someone says something like something stupid to me because I'm Hispanic, right? 495 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,040 Oh yeah, it's just not working. 496 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,040 Well, you gotta go back to your country. 497 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,040 I'm like, I'll do it tomorrow. 498 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,040 I don't give a fuck. 499 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,400 What are you bothering me for? 500 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,080 I wouldn't start a whole fucking fist fight over it. 501 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,760 Or if someone like, just people being stupid. 502 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,200 That's a good thing. 503 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,520 I watch people on X, fucking X, Twitter you son of a bitch. 504 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,280 Looks like a porn site. 505 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,280 Not even a good one either. 506 00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,600 And people just fucking fist fighting. 507 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:04,080 And like, it kind of like, I used to watch it, it was funny to me. 508 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,560 A lot of them was really hurt. 509 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,560 Yeah. 510 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,320 People just getting fucking beat the hell out of each other. 511 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,200 And now as I'm like mutual combat. 512 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,200 Yeah. 513 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,200 Almost. 514 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,160 And now that I've gotten like, I've been watching it, like I guess I watched it to 515 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,160 a enough friend. 516 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,920 I'm like, yeah, I would never want to do this. 517 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,920 Like there's no reason. 518 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,920 No. 519 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,920 Like someone cuts me in line. 520 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,920 I'm like, all right, go ahead. 521 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:21,920 Not the end of the world. 522 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,320 Like someone breaks into my house though. 523 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,680 Oh, that's totally different. 524 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,680 I got no choice. 525 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,680 Like I have no choice. 526 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,640 The shotgun is going to not do what it's going to do with the shot. 527 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,640 I'm sorry. 528 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:37,360 Wasn't it, uh, Teddy Roosevelt where he said, my man right there, number one president. 529 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,080 We said, I walk softly, but carry a big stick. 530 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080 Yeah. 531 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,080 He's probably talking about his dick. 532 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,080 If I'm being honest. 533 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,080 Well, that's LBJ. 534 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:49,200 I mean, he had some big balls to go out there and hunt some of the shit that he did. 535 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,080 Yeah, especially with this fucking weak ass. 536 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:57,360 I said, like I have, I can't see shit, but they have cannot shoot. 537 00:22:57,360 --> 00:23:01,160 You know, he used to have regular boxing matches on the white house lawn. 538 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,160 Yeah. 539 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,480 With like military, like whoever wanted to box him. 540 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,480 Yeah. 541 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,520 And then he had to retire because this army sergeant hit him so hard and he hit his left 542 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,520 eye. 543 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,520 He lost vision. 544 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,000 So he's like, shit, I can't go any blind there. 545 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,480 So he had to get the retired from boxing. 546 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,480 Can you imagine the president? 547 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,800 If it was now, right. 548 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,800 And it was all, it'd be on the news. 549 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,800 Like president, Daniel Roosevelt have another boxing match. 550 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,760 And you look at him and he's over here just fucking beating the shit out of some dude 551 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:28,760 in the corner. 552 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,320 I think that's how we should like presidents. 553 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,320 By actual physical merit and intelligence. 554 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,320 That'd be fun. 555 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,320 Instead of being old. 556 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,320 Man, they get old. 557 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:45,360 Well, look, you got not to be political, but you have Joe Biden and you have Mitch McConnell, 558 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,640 one from each side and both of them fucking freeze up. 559 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,200 They it's like, what do I say? 560 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,200 Biden loses loses what direction he's going. 561 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,200 I thought shit myself. 562 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:02,160 Well, I'm sorry, but I just shit my pants. 563 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,200 This meeting is adjourned. 564 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,000 This council is closed down for now. 565 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 I got shit myself. 566 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Don't be in my pants. 567 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,040 Are you listening to what I'm saying? 568 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,400 I have shit my pants. 569 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,480 I think half of them probably have. 570 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:18,040 I'm standing in front of an audience of journalists. 571 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,720 I have shit myself. 572 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,720 I resigned from my position. 573 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,040 You know, I can actually see Trump saying that if he did it. 574 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,040 He just shit his pants? 575 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,760 Well, well, I shit my pants. 576 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,560 OK, like he would. 577 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,120 Don't act like you don't shit either. 578 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:37,760 Like he would make it so like it's almost your fault that he shit himself. 579 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:42,400 Like if I had to come up here and talk to you guys, I wouldn't have shit my pants. 580 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,400 Exactly. 581 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,040 Oh, well, he would take note. 582 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,280 There would be no shame. 583 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,240 There's a reason they call him Teflon Don. 584 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,600 Teflon Don. 585 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,600 Nothing sticks. 586 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,960 I mean, I need some of that Teflon. 587 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,960 All this shit. 588 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,600 I have this fucking sticks to everything. 589 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,600 I once bought some eggs, right? 590 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,600 I came back. 591 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,600 I was like, oh, yeah, I should have put water in these. 592 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,840 This shit was fucking crap. 593 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,320 I was like, oh, yeah. 594 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,320 Hard boiled over that. 595 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,160 Hard boiled over no water, just air. 596 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,160 They don't come out too well either. 597 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,160 That was my mistake. 598 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,160 That's something I would do. 599 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,480 Where you're so busy, you don't even pay attention. 600 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,480 It's like, well, fuck. 601 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,760 I don't know what the fuck I was. 602 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:32,280 I'm not as scatterbrained as that, but that one day came back 20 minutes later, smoke 603 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,040 all over the fucking kitchen. 604 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,200 Like, huh? 605 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,240 The moral of the story is when you're cooking, you got to stay in the kitchen. 606 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,840 What's it something slow like, like you're doing like a slow cooker stuff. 607 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:45,840 Yeah. 608 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,880 Or like you're cooking a turkey in the oven and you know what you're doing. 609 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,880 Yeah. 610 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,560 But if you put some eggs on a fucking stove and then you forget to put water in, I mean, 611 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,360 you believe for 20 minutes, come back and you're dumb as fuck. 612 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,360 Show turn block. 613 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:04,480 You got the whole, yeah, the whole fucking shelter and black, the fucking the bottom 614 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:09,480 of the little, uh, uh, it's one of those really small ones too. 615 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,480 Those little pots. 616 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,480 Yeah. 617 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,480 Like the soft pot fucking done. 618 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,480 It was done. 619 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,480 She was ruined. 620 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,480 I couldn't clean it off. 621 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,840 Anyway, so, uh, call it the Thule, call it the Thule. 622 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:26,760 And if you guys have any other, um, recommendations for board games that you'd like us to try 623 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:32,400 out, if they're within the realm of lovecraft, yes, because I love me some horror. 624 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,960 I don't actually, but for some reason I gravitated to call it. 625 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,720 There's people that'll find you a soul game to play. 626 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,720 Fuck all that. 627 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,720 I hate stall. 628 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,360 I don't like torture porn. 629 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:48,640 The last one I saw was, uh, what are they called? 630 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:54,480 It was that really hostile to where the woman rips his whole dick off with some pliers and 631 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,480 he just sits there. 632 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,360 He said he's so fucking shocked. 633 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:02,000 There's blood coming out of his fucking dickless crotch. 634 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:08,720 And then she's like, uh, what happens is like she gets kidnapped and, uh, this guy and his 635 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,760 friend, his friend's hyping up the, the hostile. 636 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:18,000 Basically they go on tour to the European country and, uh, they kidnap this organization 637 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:23,840 kidnaps little, just young people that are like backpacking that you'll never remember, 638 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,560 never, uh, look for again, apparently. 639 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,560 Right. 640 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,240 And then they fucking sell them to these rich people who just have their way with them in 641 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,240 violent ways. 642 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,560 Like not like sexual, but, uh, like they fucking murder them. 643 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,560 Right. 644 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,200 And then they get it and the guy escaped and then the girl, the organization caught him 645 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,520 in the second movie. 646 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,640 And in the second movie, these three girls get kidnapped, but one of them turned out 647 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,720 to be super, super rich. 648 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:53,800 So the guy and the guy's friend, the guy's friend was hyping up to the trip the whole 649 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,200 time because he was ready to do it. 650 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,680 Here's how you know a person is not going to do something is when they talk about it 651 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,680 incessantly. 652 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:06,480 So when the friend finally, the regular guy, basically he's the main guy. 653 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,680 And then his friends, the side character, the main guy is really reluctant. 654 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,800 Right. 655 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,960 But the other guy really wants to do it. 656 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,320 And then when it gets to the time to kill them, right. 657 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:20,520 The friend chickens out and the main guy, it turns out to be a fucking straight edge 658 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,520 killer. 659 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,880 He's like fucking insane. 660 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,520 All that pent up rage, right. 661 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,000 He has from his job or whatever. 662 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,760 Like, I'm just gonna start killing people. 663 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,360 I got to kill everybody. 664 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:35,520 He becomes a fucking psycho and he tries to kill the rich girl. 665 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,040 And but she somehow gets to the better of him because I think she like she's she's 666 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,840 fake flirts with him. 667 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,560 So he's like, all right, bitch, get on the ground. 668 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,880 He's about to rape her on the ground or something. 669 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,040 It was fucking horrific. 670 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:51,320 And when he when he drops his guard, she somehow gets some pliers and she just fucking puts 671 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,280 him and just like shuts him on his crotch. 672 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,280 Right. 673 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,280 He's like, oh, fuck. 674 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,280 No. 675 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,880 At that point, it's so painful. 676 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:00,880 You don't even have like a pain rate. 677 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,880 You're like, well, this sucks. 678 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,720 Like, that's how like it hit like your receptors have exploded. 679 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,720 Yeah. 680 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,720 You don't even feel it anymore. 681 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,480 You're like, well, this sucks. 682 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:16,320 So she puts she sits on the fucking on the chair squeezing his fucking crotch and the 683 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:21,120 organization comes in because they can't have their clients killed or injured. 684 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,520 I think the other friend dies too. 685 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,120 So I can't remember how. 686 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,480 And she's like, well, I am rich. 687 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,480 They do it today. 688 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,920 They type in her name and some computer and she turned out she's part of that wealthy 689 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,480 elite that's that can be part of that organization. 690 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,560 So they're like, all right, if you want to be like she so she pretty much buys her way 691 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,280 into the organization by killing him by ripping his dick off. 692 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,280 Right. 693 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,680 And I'm talking about like a fool. 694 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:49,080 You see his whole dick get ripped off and you're like, well, I'm done with her. 695 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,080 And that was the last horror movie I ever saw. 696 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,080 Fuck all that shit. 697 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:58,160 This is just like it's just gory just to be gory with no actual purpose. 698 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,160 Right. 699 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,160 That's why I like the insidious movies. 700 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,520 They were all PG 13. 701 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:06,520 Well, the first one was and they were all more about suspense than than like Gore like 702 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,880 a suspense thriller. 703 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,880 Yeah. 704 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:09,880 Yeah. 705 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,880 Like saw is just Gore. 706 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,880 Yeah. 707 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:17,760 Fucking human centipede was just someone people's faces to the people's bowels. 708 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,760 Like I don't. 709 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,480 It's just there's no reason for I hate. 710 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,920 That's why it's called torture porn. 711 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,920 Yeah, I did. 712 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,920 I did. 713 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,920 I don't like it. 714 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,600 There's people that get off to the lowest common denominator for me is that stuff. 715 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,400 Like just these horrific tortures. 716 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400 I'm like, no. 717 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,520 Why? 718 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:38,400 It's why some of Lovecraft stuff like games and movies, they're super gory. 719 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,400 And I hate it. 720 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:45,680 I prefer Lovecraft to be science fictiony as opposed to like horror. 721 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:51,640 It could be scary, but in a scientific way, like alien or predator instead of like the 722 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:58,840 song, it's just fucking ripped the whole thing, just ripped it all off. 723 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,880 He was like, fuck you. 724 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,200 I don't blame her either. 725 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,200 He was a bad guy. 726 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,080 But but you know, I have a dick, so I'm like, oh, no. 727 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,400 You get the sympathy pains. 728 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,520 And he was like he was it hit him so hard. 729 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,480 Like he was just like in a deleted. 730 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,480 He wasn't even screaming. 731 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:21,080 He's like, like he was like in a daze was how much pain he was in. 732 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:28,240 I'm surprised he didn't grab it and shove it down his mouth. 733 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,240 Jesus. 734 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,400 Horror, horror, like it goes horror goes hard. 735 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,320 Yeah, sometimes a little too hard. 736 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,000 But yeah, we'll be doing board games. 737 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Yeah. 738 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:46,640 Like I said, if you guys have any any recommendations that is within the theme, let us know. 739 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,720 D&D not so much, but maybe Lovecraft. 740 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,120 D&D is pretty covered. 741 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,680 Yeah, extensively. 742 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,680 Yeah, critical role. 743 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,680 Yeah. 744 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,600 You guys, you guys need any new players? 745 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,360 And you got two right here. 746 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,840 We can always try out Tellus Lanta. 747 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,480 What is that? 748 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,720 It's the fantasy game that inspired D&D. 749 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,720 Huh? 750 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,200 It's the original. 751 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,200 Damn, there's an original. 752 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,200 Jesus. 753 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,560 From the 19 late 70s to 80s, I think. 754 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,400 It's been a long time since I've looked. 755 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,960 Like it's an old game. 756 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,960 We'll play whatever. 757 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,200 But anything else said before we head out? 758 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,920 Yeah, no, actually. 759 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,560 Don't get your dick ripped off. 760 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,760 Unless you're a rapist, so you deserve to get your dick ripped off. 761 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,120 So like he did kind of. 762 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,120 He really deserved it. 763 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,320 Yeah, but he just watched it and you're like, man, man. 764 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:43,800 Like that would suck. 765 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,280 Like, it's like, you know, he deserves it, brothers. 766 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,560 I mean, like, yeah, you could have just shot him at that point. 767 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,160 Just fucking shoot me in the face. 768 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,640 Just end it all? 769 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,640 Yeah, like, man. 770 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:58,560 When they say cruel and unusual punishment, yeah. 771 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,560 Sometimes you're like, God dang. 772 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,560 Yeah. 773 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:06,280 I like that one lady from Saw that gets her fucking face ripped off from that fucking helmet. 774 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,320 You ever seen it? 775 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,320 I think. 776 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,640 It's like a famous like trope from the movie where like they put this fucking apparatus 777 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,640 all over her face. 778 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,920 It looks like these fucking two like, those are bear claws. 779 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,920 They're oh, yeah. 780 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,960 That fucking opens up. 781 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,320 Yeah, like a rips her mouth open. 782 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,320 Jesus. 783 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:29,080 Again, gore porn or the one where the woman has to stick her hand in this hole. 784 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,080 Right. 785 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,840 But when she comes back down, these blades razor blades come down with it. 786 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,040 I'm like, you devious evil motherfuckers. 787 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:39,720 But you seen that there's actually like for that specific thing, they could have they 788 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,840 could have gotten the key out. 789 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:47,640 If she had her hand panicked because she put her hand through the other one, too. 790 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:52,680 So she just like tried to hold the blades back with the with her nor the hand that's 791 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,800 not in there. 792 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,280 If she would have held it back slightly, she could have pulled her hand back out. 793 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,680 Well, it's just going to show you people lose their minds when they're a changer. 794 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,680 People are not that bright. 795 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,280 No, I doubt I'd make it in Saw. 796 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,040 That'd be the first I'd be chopping my leg off. 797 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,040 Well, fuck. 798 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,040 So help me, Dr. Phil. 799 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:16,840 But I guess with that, we'll see you guys on the next one. 800 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:17,840 I'll survive. 801 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,840 I promise. 802 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:44,200 I'm Tony of Bears and Tony of Bears never dies.