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You know what's weird?
The world.
Now you know what's weird?
Lately, something that really, like, really upset my entire life view was streaming services
and something that happened on the streaming service and where I was like, this is absolute
fucking bullshit.
Out of everything that's happened on streaming service, what is this?
Well, it's this, like, it's what drove me like, this is fucking ridiculous.
Imagine having like 15 streaming services, right?
Or, okay, let me be realistic.
Imagine having, let's see, you have what I had, Crunchyroll, Max, Tubi, Netflix, Hulu,
Paramount+, Peacock TV, what was the other one?
Did I say Hulu already?
Paramount+, I think that was it, seven of them.
Seven, maybe give or take one more.
Maybe give or take, yeah, give or take.
Disney+, that's eight.
And imagine you're like, man, you know what I need to see right now?
Saving Private Ryan.
And so you go to where it was distributed, Paramount+, it's not there.
Go to Netflix, it's not there.
You go to Hulu, it's not there.
You go to Max, it's not, it's none, not one of your streaming services.
Whatever movie you want to see across the entire span of all your fucking streaming
purchases, subscriptions, you can't find the one movie you want to see.
Yeah, I've run into that.
And it's like, this is absolutely fucking, I could go to fucking Vinny's stock, half
price books, and buy it for like fucking $7.
If that.
And just have it.
Yeah, if that though, it might be $2.
So what drove me away from streaming services almost entirely, if it wasn't for them having
exclusive bullshit that I can't watch anywhere else, was I was on Paramount+, and I was watching
the Jackass TV show, just the old shows, it's on Paramount+, the same with Wild Boys, you
know, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And the old episodes of Jackass, and for whatever reason, as my brain works, I was like, you
know what I need to watch now?
Jackass number two, not number one, number two.
So I go look for number two, and lo and behold, Paramount+, does not have Jackass two.
They have Jackass one.
They got Jackass three.
Jackass 3.5.
They got Jackass forever.
They got Wild Boys.
They got all the episodes of Jackass.
They have the last episode of Jackass, but they don't have Jackass episode two, or 2.5.
And that shit, that shit was like the coffin, no, the nail in the coffin.
Like what the fuck am I wasting like $120 a month on shit that I can't fucking watch?
Which is almost the same price.
I mean, that's almost the same price as what Basic Cable was.
And then you know what happened?
I just bought the entire thing on Amazon for $20.
So I have right now Jackass, Jackass 2, Jackass 2.5, Jackass 3, Jackass 3.5.
They gave me Bad Grandpa and Bad Grandpa 2.5, or.5.
I don't like those at all.
All the episodes of Jackass, they're mine forever in physical form.
And that's what I don't like about a lot of the games too now, where you have to buy the
digital copies of everything.
Well at least they give you the whole game and you own it.
But then again, they also give you a bunch of updates that you always have to download.
You can't just play the fucking game the way it is.
We call that Call of Duty.
We call that Warzone, where you haven't played in a couple weeks, right?
You're like, shit man, let's get on Warzone.
And your friend's like, yeah, let's wait after this 87 gigabyte update and then we can play.
And especially because I have really good internet service, right?
An 83 gigabyte download, right, is I kid you not, like five, six minutes.
Well lucky for some people.
My cousins, they're like, I guess I'll see you in seven hours.
But yeah.
I'm like, yeah.
That's about like mine.
I'm like, yeah.
I can download like fucking Red Dead Redemption 2, which is like 107 gigabytes.
Yeah.
Be like half an hour, 20 minutes.
Well some of those aren't that lucky.
When I first downloaded it, right, before I had the good internet, it took me like three
and a half days.
I was like, well, guess I'll put my fucking PS4 on standby mode.
See what I do is I have the app.
So I just, whenever I'm at work, it's like, well, I might want to play this later on.
So start the download.
Let me download up here.
Oh man.
And then hope that the power doesn't go out at any point.
So yeah.
So like, oh yeah, that would suck.
But man, like it just like, I could, I was like, this is, it was just ridiculous.
Yeah.
So I could have like all that money and just buy the movies and TV shows on my watch.
I go buy the Sopranos for like $60 and have the whole fucking series there.
And if, because even when they have their own content, like exclusively made on their
fucking channel, or their Netflix service, right?
They actually take stuff down.
Like the biggest culprit right now is Max and Disney Plus.
Oh, they're horrible at it.
Their original content is just fucking gone forever.
You'll never get to see it.
No DVD releases.
It's gone.
Right.
Well, like with Disney Plus, okay.
They have an entire archive of all this Disney shit that's been around forever and they start
pulling shit down.
Like you're, then you're just like, why am I paying for this?
And the worst thing is like, what if like you want to take it slow, right?
Like today I'll watch a little bit of the shield tomorrow.
I'll watch a, this a new show I found a two episodes in.
And then the next day, like a little bit, not, not binge, right?
Right.
Cause I don't have the willpower to binge anymore.
I found that out.
Try and watch the one piece live action.
I'm like, oh, I can't even get through two episodes.
There was that video, that meme of, of Vegeta when he's looking up at the, at the, at the
rain, right?
And he's like, when you realize you can't binge like you used to, this is like defeated.
So like, and if, if I go back, right.
And like, like, like a month, like, like three weeks later, let me go back on the shield
and watch a couple more episodes.
And the shit's gone off the fucking streaming platform.
Like son of a bitch.
The FOMO is real.
The fear of missing out max does that shit a lot though.
Like whenever, like, uh, what was it?
Uh, whenever they put out a new movie and it streams, like, what is it?
Like a couple of weeks after it's in theaters now, I remember they fucking gave me Godzilla
versus Kong the day of it came in theaters.
I'm like, yeah, I'm like, is this going to be shit then?
And it wasn't, it was good.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't believe that conch should have lost.
Fuck you.
No, God's always going to win.
Fuck Godzilla.
Godzilla is the king of the monsters.
Amen.
Sometimes the king has to be put down.
Yeah, but it didn't happen.
He should have just waited for Godzilla to turn his back right and fucking chopped him
in the back of the head as all humans would do.
Take a cheap shot.
Kong got on his knees like a little bitch.
No, he didn't.
He was on his back and he, and he was on his back, right?
Legs spread and then Godzilla, uh, leaned over him and roared at him.
Right.
And then basically it was a dominance roar and King Kong, like a, like a G was like,
all right, he roared back at him.
Right.
Like you got to kill me then.
Cause I ain't fucking subduing.
And then, and then, no, he didn't.
That was the whole point.
That fucking robot came out.
Mecha.
Yeah.
Cause Godzilla was, if it's an animalistic thing, he was going to kill Kong because Kong
was not going to submit even though he was beaten.
That's why he was roaring back.
Like he was like to the death then he's like to the death.
That's my, that's my boy right there to the, he was like to the death.
You have to kill me.
But he wasn't going to die.
He was to the death.
Kill me then.
But I ain't your bitch.
Ain't no, ain't no me touching no dirt for you.
I've said figuratively.
And then, and then they, they teamed up and they were like, finally like, uh, well, I
guess we're cool then.
And cool then he's like, Kong's like, I guess we are.
And then fucking Godzilla leaves the fucking entire fucking town and city devastated.
People are like, where are we going to live?
All those hospitals destroyed.
They're just like, I guess I'll see you.
Kong's like, I'll see you too, bro.
See you.
Just fucking devastated.
And then they never say how devastated the fucking locations are.
They are fucking wrecked.
That's why one, like one of the funniest scenes from family guy is whenever it's like that
time that Godzilla went up to Haiti, but he gets out of the water.
He's like, we're doing those Godzilla roar and he's like, Oh, Oh God.
Then he goes back to the water.
Cause the city's so destroyed.
Oh yeah.
It's most fucked up.
Like a meta joke.
Like you really do fuck up when you try to help, like you fuck up a lot.
Well, no, Haiti is already was on fire and stuff.
Oh, that's what he saw when he got there.
Yeah.
Destroyed.
He's like, Oh, my God.
What the fuck happened here?
Like he couldn't destroy anything in Haiti.
I was like, Oh, I guess I just leave.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
Like I'm kind of sick of streaming services.
But like I was saying, HBO max, they are the worst.
They're worse than Disney about it.
Disney takes off things that has been part of their like catalog or they don't take off
things that has been part of their like catalog or they don't add stuff from like the old
Disney cartoon catalogs and stuff like that.
Yeah.
But max, they put it up when it's a new movie, like the Kong thing, it was up for like three
weeks.
Then they take it away.
It's like leaving in so many days.
We're going to be in theaters now.
Come get us.
And then like two months later, then they'll put it back up and they put it back into the,
no one gives a fuck after that.
Exactly.
That irritated.
That's why I completely got rid of max.
Yeah.
I got rid of it when it was still HBO man.
Yeah.
That shit made me mad too.
It was like one day it's like, guess what?
We're not mad.
We're not HBO Max.
We're just Max.
And I'm like, what the fuck does it matter?
Like I was like, I was legit like, what the, because I guess because they're also like
Warner Brothers or some shit, but it's still mad.
It's still HBO.
I don't give a fuck about your weird specific like piss.
Same color, same everything.
All they do is just change the words.
Yeah.
They just dropped the HBO.
Like nobody cares.
They should have dropped the price.
It was a shit too.
Jesus.
It is expensive for no reason.
It's like fucking $10 with commercials.
Yeah.
And like fucking $45 without commercials.
That's what, that's the same reason that I got rid of Hulu a long time ago is cause you
pay to not have commercials, but then there's a, there's certain shows that they air that
you get commercials no matter what.
Oh yeah.
What kind of bullshit I pay for no commercial.
Why the fuck am I getting commercials here?
They're like, but wait, these are our commercials.
So they don't count.
So they're basically like, guess what?
Fuck you.
So yeah, cause all I got right now is literally I got Tubi, which is the gold standard right
now cause it's free.
Have you tried freebie?
I tried a little bit of it.
Yeah.
Tubi is probably better.
Fucking freebie.
Just like I fucking got on it.
Right.
And all of a sudden it already has my email address.
I didn't give you shit.
How the fuck did you find me?
I don't remember putting search on your profile is what I'm saying.
I'm like, that's weird.
It just downloaded all your information.
Yeah.
I'm like, okay.
Well shit.
Good thing I have nothing to hide.
Go ahead.
It's like, oh, we didn't mean to actually already put your information in.
Sorry.
So I got Tubi, I guess freebie.
Tubi, like if you want to watch something weird, you can find something fucking weird.
On Tubi.
Yeah.
There's one, I've seen it on Tik Tok.
I haven't seen the episode, the show, the movie.
It's a Tubi original.
And this.
Oh God, an original from Tubi?
They have originals, yes.
I didn't know that.
And they are exactly what you think they are.
They're like one step above an indie movie.
Made for a college exam.
Well, anything better than something coming out of Bollywood.
They're doing the best.
Have you seen some of them?
They have their own.
They have their own interests that we don't have.
No.
That defy the laws of physics sometimes.
The effects are bad.
Well, I guess they're like 1920s American Hollywood.
I have no problem with that.
There's not really like an infrastructure outside of Hollywood.
Like Hollywood, you know?
Yeah.
So everything else is going to look barbaric in comparison.
And it does.
And like, I mean.
If you have a motorcycle, just fly up and hover and then explode.
What is done with something that you would do with an acrobat image?
Have you seen their Avengers movie?
Yeah.
So, I'm guessing in a hundred years, when people say Bollywood, there's more reverence
like Hollywood.
No.
I say this in respect because Bollywood has made one or two that I can think of that have
made it to Netflix and stuff like that that are not horrible, horrible.
Like it's got to do with their culture and stuff like that.
That's fine.
But they'll figure it out.
Oh my God.
And then there's those ones that are coming out of Africa.
I don't know if it's out of, it might be Nigeria or South Africa.
I can't remember which, but oh my God, they're even worse.
They're dry.
What the fuck is that?
I have to show you some videos sometimes like, Oh my God.
I'm sure that they'll figure it out too.
Before you know it, they'll be all Hollywood's all over the place.
What's going on?
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, the Tubi original.
So this guy is coming out of the super, the convenience store and this other guy, I guess
his enemy is some guy that they, they hate each other.
Right?
He, he, he just happens to be going to the same convenience store.
He's like, Oh, it's you.
And he's like, you deserve to die.
And he fucking just shoots the shit out of them.
Boom, boom, boom.
And he runs away.
And then the guy's family runs up cause they're in the car.
They come out like, Oh no, he got shot.
The guy that shot him runs to the edge of the sidewalk.
You saw it?
He cracks his shit on the fucking concrete.
They just fucking lays there.
They, they keep the scene going.
He's just like, the actors all fucked up.
They completely forget about it.
They just like, Hey man, we got to keep this thing going.
We ain't got enough time for daylight.
He's just like, I've seen that.
I was like, man, that man is for real.
I've seen that shit.
It was hilarious.
I've seen that it was on a, a meme compilation.
It's like, Oh my God, they just kept it going.
They kept that scene going and he was like, he just had to like roll out of frame.
I saw, I saw one, I saw one, this was the entire setup, right?
This guy had like, he was, he had like a secret job that this other, I don't know if it was
his sister or whoever he was living with, right?
And she's like, I don't want this stuff in my house.
She found a box of condoms or some shit.
I don't know what the fuck was going on.
Like I guess maybe she's Christian or, you know, it's really strict there and all this
and that her kids and everything.
She don't want them to find this.
And he's like, I don't, I don't work at that, whatever place I told you I work at.
All right.
You know what I do?
I work as a gigolo.
All right.
This dick pays for the mortgage.
And that's the line.
Like this dick paid for it.
That's what he said.
And they stuck to it.
They wrote that shit down.
They had this actor say that shit in a serious tone.
This dick pays for all these things.
You see this fucking the groceries, this dick paid for those groceries.
And I'm like, is this for real?
It was just another 2B original.
Dick pays for a lot of stuff.
I think my dick can pay for a Kit Kat maybe.
If that.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not imagining women turning over a thousand dollars to me for
my dick work.
Would it be able to pay for a Dragon Ball DVD?
What was the 50 cents one that you buy?
No.
I buy the rent that shit.
Put it on layaway.
Ten cents at a time.
My dick paid for this house.
I don't know.
His dick must be amazing because he's just paying for all this fucking lavish lifestyle
now.
But, so yeah, like all I have right now is 2B, freebie, Netflix.
You need Netflix.
It's only $20.
It's went out for fucking $12 to $20 now.
Hey man, they got to, they got to make a living too.
No, they don't.
They don't.
I'm just fucked.
They've already made it to where you can't share a house no more.
Yeah.
And, and it's funny because they thought it like, people thought like, oh that's it for
Netflix and they're actually, they're fucking, subscription sales went up.
People had to like, some of these motherfuckers.
But it didn't work for Disney.
Of course it's not going to work for Disney.
What does Disney have?
I'm going to see The Mandalorian.
This is the way.
Some dude at my work said, because I had a beard and the black mask, right.
I looked like the, I looked like a Mandalorian and I'm just like, and I'm, I made that man's
day.
I was like, when he, before he left, right.
And he's like, this is the way.
And he's like, oh, he finally came in his pants.
So you're welcome nerd.
I'm like, I'm not even that big of a nerd, but damn.
Now it was a nice little funny nerd moment.
I'm a nerd, but I'm a different nerd, you know, but we can, we can, we can come together
as a nerd unity.
Yes.
But any nerd that likes The Mandalorian, the entire series or this new star war series,
they're not really nerds.
They love star wars.
There's star wars fan boys.
There's a difference.
What about the girls?
You span girls too.
There's actually a girl on YouTube, the that star wars girl.
She's made fun of that so much at this point, the entire star wars franchise.
It's like, what the fuck is this?
It's a highly diluted now.
Yeah.
The same with the MCU.
Yes.
There's something just something about like something about it being too much.
It's like, you know, they're like, here you go.
Here's a chocolate cake.
You're like, fuck yeah.
Chocolate cake.
Here's a chocolate cake.
And then here's a chocolate cake.
And then like they give you like a fucking a pound of chocolate.
You're like, I don't want any more chocolate cake.
And on top of every time they give you a chocolate cake, it starts losing quality over and over
and over.
Like cardboard and dirt.
Yeah.
Here's some more chocolate cake.
I mean, I guess that's the one thing that you can say about DC is they haven't put out
enough movies to really dilute anything on their side so far.
DC can't make movies.
That's the best.
That's why they buy all these properties.
They can't make a damn thing anymore.
Now they're great at animation movies.
They were.
Have you seen any of the newer ones?
I don't know.
Now cartoons, I'll say, yeah, they're not all that great.
You want to talk about cartoons.
Just today I saw on TikTok one of those old, old Disney cartoons where it was, it was made
Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy, right?
I don't know who has another name, does he?
Are you talking about Pluto?
No, no.
Like you have Mickey Mouse.
First last name, Donald Duck.
First last name and just Goofy.
Do they not have another name?
Uh, it's just Goofy.
I think it might just be Goofy.
That's sad.
I'm sure somewhere he probably does have a last name.
And they are in the episode, they are fucking broke.
They're so broke.
Mickey is slicing bread, right?
He's like fucking slices of bread.
He's slicing them so thin that they're transparent.
And he gives two slices to Donald and two slices to Goofy and two slices for himself,
right?
And then he takes his big jar out and he fucking turns it over and out comes out one fucking
bean and he slices it in three pieces, one for each of them.
Donald puts the fucking bean in between the two slices of bread.
He fucking holds it up.
You can just see a transparent inside.
The one bean in the middle of the two fucking transparent and he just goes ape shit.
Like we can't fucking live like this.
He just starts fucking losing his mind.
I'm like, damn, they went hard back then.
Yeah.
I mean compared to now, yeah.
That shit was fucking funny.
He's watching Daffy Duck or Donald Duck.
Flip out.
Yeah, like I would justify it with a flip out.
Like we can't live like this shit anymore.
Eating a fucking transparent toast with a bean, with one bean in the middle.
He just started trying to eat everybody's food.
He's eating spoons and fucking forks in the plates because he's so fucking mad.
They're trying to hold him back and shit is hilarious.
Do it in that voice though.
Yeah, in that voice.
Wait, isn't his uncle rich though?
What the fuck?
Did he have Scrooge?
Why didn't you go ask him for some money?
That's probably before they had Scrooge.
Before they invented him?
Yeah.
Man.
So yeah, I'm kind of like, I don't even kind of want to get any more streaming services.
Yeah, I don't know either.
I thought because when I took a hit at work, I got to put away all my streaming services.
And it hasn't made much of an effect.
And again, no, it hasn't.
That's weird.
I'm on YouTube 99% of the time.
And if I'm not on YouTube, I just pop a DVD.
Let me watch Jackass.
I watched Jackass two, like six times out of rage.
Of Beacock not having it.
No, Paramount Plus.
I still have it only because of the fucking new South Park movies.
They're going to come out sometime here in the next few months.
Two every year since 2023.
Yeah.
No, 2022.
It's already been four.
There was two in 2022, two last year.
So it's going to be two this, no, 2021?
2021, yeah.
What the fuck is going on with my life?
You've lost track of the years already.
My God.
That's it.
That's all I want Paramount Plus for is some fucking, speaking about Jackass 2, when you
go to the special features, Chris Pontius is having this weird like, something that
he's observed in gay sex, specifically what he talked about was gay sex, was that, isn't
it weird?
He just looks at the camera, isn't it weird that when you're the, how do you say it?
Okay, yeah.
When you're the receiver in a blowjob, you look innocent, but the giver, given the blowjob,
looks all dirty because they're doing the action.
And then he said, but here's the weird part.
When you're the receiver in anal sex, the one receiving looks kind of goofy and weird.
And the one given it looks innocent and pure.
And I'm like, what the fuck kind of crack are you talking about?
And I have not forgotten since.
I'm like, so you look innocent getting a blowjob, but you look goofy getting anal.
Yeah.
It's basically what he's saying.
And I'm like, I guess I got to watch more gay porn to have it.
Maybe I got to study it.
I don't know.
Let me, let me, let me check.
They watched 67 straight hours of gay pornography.
Oh God.
Yeah, he's right.
They do look innocent, but they look goofy.
I shall now retire.
I'm done with life.
So that's basically it.
That's what that's my stance right now is, uh, physical copies.
I agree.
I think people should have physical copies.
Not only that, but a fucking max, how the fuck are you going to have all the episodes
of South Park, but have the fucking five episodes banned?
Yeah, that's stupid too.
Like I get like whenever a comedy central took them off, like they didn't replay him
or anything like that.
Yeah.
They were going to get fucking killed, but that's them streaming at all times.
So it's a little different, but whenever it's on demand, yeah, you should be able to watch
it, right?
You should be able to watch it anytime you want to.
So that's another thing that the max is just taking hit after hit.
I agree.
Aside from if Disney plus was not around to take even more shit than that, max would be
just getting shit on all day.
Yeah, exactly.
Everyone thought that max was gonna come in and just fucking just trounce.
Please.
Netflix and Netflix just like standing up on some balcony, like just eating an apple,
laughing and just them raising the prices as much as they have recently.
Mostly whenever they're taking away content at the same time.
Right.
So what the fuck am I even paying for?
And like, they're not even near the level of Netflix to be doing that shit.
No, and I get pissed at Netflix for doing it.
And that is like, we don't care.
We're French.
That's basically the Netflix stance.
But like, they're like the McDonald's and Walmart of streaming services.
Yeah.
And then no matter what, say it makes you want to go back to a time when there was Blockbuster
Blockbuster.
Because remember, Netflix started out by mailing you.
Yeah.
I remember that.
Hey, that one's got a I got a DVD from Blockbuster, right?
A game.
And I open it up and she was ripped in half.
But it was broken in half the whole game.
I'm like, they check these before they give them to you.
How the fuck did they get broken on my way here to my house?
So I took it back, I'm like, hey, the fuck happened?
They open it like, oh, shit, this shit is broken.
It's got to my witness.
He broke it in half.
I kind of want to get peacocked in just to watch the pro wrestling pay per views.
I love love me pro wrestling.
Yeah.
Just two big men sweaty throwing each other around.
Harley wearing the clothes.
I don't know why.
I don't know why it appeals to me.
I fell in it.
But yeah, like prices just in general, though, it's like you're literally almost paying as
much as what people left cable from basically.
People got tired of spending almost $200 for a month for fucking cable and then banning
episodes still and everything and to go to streaming services.
They're doing the same shit.
So because now you have to if you wanted to have everything that you want to watch like
like the entire fucking spectrum of content, right?
You're paying like you'd have to buy like 57 streaming services.
And then if you include like, say, NFL, like if you want to say that's that service alone,
like what is it?
Fubo, I think is the channel that carries most of the NFL games now.
That's like 60 bucks a month.
It's like, damn, you NFL.
It's like, what the fuck is this?
And it's only like like a certain time of the year.
Right.
So it's like you're wasting money the rest of the fucking year.
Exactly.
And I mean, obviously it still has like soccer and, you know, shit like that.
No one watches soccer, but soccer stars are fans.
So like, people like like 90 percent of the population was soccer.
Yeah.
Minus America.
This is America.
This is Merck.
We don't watch that little bullshit.
That's that's for grade school and middle school to play.
It was funny because as much as I can't remember the statistic, but for the number of people
that actually watch and pay for like pro soccer in the United States and that pay attention
to it, almost every city, no matter how small, has a soccer field.
Oh, Jesus.
Like even in Denver, which is in the mountains, they have soccer fields everywhere.
Oh, they must get tired.
Trying to breathe.
An elevation up there.
But my point is like, yeah, kids play it as like a recreational sport, but we don't take
it seriously.
Not really.
It's just not our culture.
I guess it's weird.
No.
What I find funny, too, is that you always get a bunch of people from Britain saying
that it's not called soccer called football, but they're the ones that invented the word
soccer.
That's somehow they invented the word soccer.
We just took it from there.
I got no choice.
Probably changed it to football.
Here's what it is.
No football is where you get a bunch of big ass motherfuckers and they just slam into
each other.
Like a fucking freight train smashing into a wall.
Basically imagine getting hit by some of them dudes.
Like, Jesus, six foot six and 350 pounds.
Six foot nine, four forty five Utah State.
Some big old boys out there.
They can't run real fast, but damn, they can knock you over.
Hey, when they get in a line, you can't go through that.
Oh shit.
Just one of them trips and falls.
It's like, it's like, you're having that video of that big guy falling on that.
That other guy on the beach.
Yeah, it's that.
That poor man, he thought the world was crashing down on him.
He's like, it's almost like whenever Big Ed threw one girl into the ocean, he committed
murder.
He body slammed her on the beach because they went to the beach for the day.
Everybody made fun of it because he lifted her up and like slammed her ass into the water.
It's like, oh shit, the beluga.
Jesus, whale.
You said you said whale.
What's the name of the thing?
Yeah, I don't know why.
Whale.
I guess I was trying to say whale.
And then you said whale.
The beached whale out there.
Big Ed, the beached whale.
Like that humpback whale they found in the middle of the Amazon.
Yeah.
I'm like, what the fuck?
What in the science fiction fantasy is going on around here?
Someone just teleported a fucking did he just did it that humpback whale walk into a fucking
portal?
He just swam into a portal and got sucked into the Amazon somehow.
And went through the thing like Godzilla has.
Yeah, like a ripple through fucking time and space.
What the hell happened?
Well, they do an experiment under the underwater with a submarine and a scientist and the kind
of like, oh, I think we got a whale instead of the instead of the ship.
He teleported the whale.
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Well, that's pretty much it for today.
I'm tipped on all streaming services.
I got a lot of gay porn to watch.
It's all stuff I got to do.
And with that, we will talk to you guys on the next one.