1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,520 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite, net-and-un-none 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,940 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 3 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:17,960 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 4 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,040 This is what we are covering tonight. 5 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,040 Stuff. 6 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:25,160 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 7 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:28,040 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,080 We also have membership tiers on those platforms if you'd like to support the channel or you 9 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:35,200 can check out BuyMeACoffee.com forward slash KLE Podcast. 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,200 You know what's weird? 11 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,200 The world. 12 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,080 Now you know what's weird? 13 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:48,880 Lately, something that really, like, really upset my entire life view was streaming services 14 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,640 and something that happened on the streaming service and where I was like, this is absolute 15 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,640 fucking bullshit. 16 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,840 Out of everything that's happened on streaming service, what is this? 17 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:03,400 Well, it's this, like, it's what drove me like, this is fucking ridiculous. 18 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,240 Imagine having like 15 streaming services, right? 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,480 Or, okay, let me be realistic. 20 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:16,400 Imagine having, let's see, you have what I had, Crunchyroll, Max, Tubi, Netflix, Hulu, 21 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:21,200 Paramount+, Peacock TV, what was the other one? 22 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,520 Did I say Hulu already? 23 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,400 Paramount+, I think that was it, seven of them. 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,160 Seven, maybe give or take one more. 25 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,960 Maybe give or take, yeah, give or take. 26 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,440 Disney+, that's eight. 27 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,360 And imagine you're like, man, you know what I need to see right now? 28 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,000 Saving Private Ryan. 29 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:43,000 And so you go to where it was distributed, Paramount+, it's not there. 30 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,280 Go to Netflix, it's not there. 31 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,360 You go to Hulu, it's not there. 32 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:50,320 You go to Max, it's not, it's none, not one of your streaming services. 33 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:54,440 Whatever movie you want to see across the entire span of all your fucking streaming 34 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:59,520 purchases, subscriptions, you can't find the one movie you want to see. 35 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,520 Yeah, I've run into that. 36 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,720 And it's like, this is absolutely fucking, I could go to fucking Vinny's stock, half 37 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:08,080 price books, and buy it for like fucking $7. 38 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,080 If that. 39 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,080 And just have it. 40 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,660 Yeah, if that though, it might be $2. 41 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:17,280 So what drove me away from streaming services almost entirely, if it wasn't for them having 42 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:24,400 exclusive bullshit that I can't watch anywhere else, was I was on Paramount+, and I was watching 43 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:29,240 the Jackass TV show, just the old shows, it's on Paramount+, the same with Wild Boys, you 44 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:32,680 know, whoa, whoa, whoa. 45 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:38,080 And the old episodes of Jackass, and for whatever reason, as my brain works, I was like, you 46 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,080 know what I need to watch now? 47 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,280 Jackass number two, not number one, number two. 48 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:48,760 So I go look for number two, and lo and behold, Paramount+, does not have Jackass two. 49 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,440 They have Jackass one. 50 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,880 They got Jackass three. 51 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,640 Jackass 3.5. 52 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,480 They got Jackass forever. 53 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,720 They got Wild Boys. 54 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,720 They got all the episodes of Jackass. 55 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:04,840 They have the last episode of Jackass, but they don't have Jackass episode two, or 2.5. 56 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:09,480 And that shit, that shit was like the coffin, no, the nail in the coffin. 57 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:15,360 Like what the fuck am I wasting like $120 a month on shit that I can't fucking watch? 58 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:16,360 Which is almost the same price. 59 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:20,040 I mean, that's almost the same price as what Basic Cable was. 60 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,760 And then you know what happened? 61 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:28,560 I just bought the entire thing on Amazon for $20. 62 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:35,480 So I have right now Jackass, Jackass 2, Jackass 2.5, Jackass 3, Jackass 3.5. 63 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,200 They gave me Bad Grandpa and Bad Grandpa 2.5, or.5. 64 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,920 I don't like those at all. 65 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:46,520 All the episodes of Jackass, they're mine forever in physical form. 66 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,960 And that's what I don't like about a lot of the games too now, where you have to buy the 67 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,560 digital copies of everything. 68 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,840 Well at least they give you the whole game and you own it. 69 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,920 But then again, they also give you a bunch of updates that you always have to download. 70 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,800 You can't just play the fucking game the way it is. 71 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,120 We call that Call of Duty. 72 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:06,040 We call that Warzone, where you haven't played in a couple weeks, right? 73 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,920 You're like, shit man, let's get on Warzone. 74 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:13,640 And your friend's like, yeah, let's wait after this 87 gigabyte update and then we can play. 75 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:18,000 And especially because I have really good internet service, right? 76 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:23,800 An 83 gigabyte download, right, is I kid you not, like five, six minutes. 77 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,800 Well lucky for some people. 78 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,440 My cousins, they're like, I guess I'll see you in seven hours. 79 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,440 But yeah. 80 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,440 I'm like, yeah. 81 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,440 That's about like mine. 82 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,800 I'm like, yeah. 83 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:39,760 I can download like fucking Red Dead Redemption 2, which is like 107 gigabytes. 84 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,760 Yeah. 85 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,160 Be like half an hour, 20 minutes. 86 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,080 Well some of those aren't that lucky. 87 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,560 When I first downloaded it, right, before I had the good internet, it took me like three 88 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:48,560 and a half days. 89 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:53,880 I was like, well, guess I'll put my fucking PS4 on standby mode. 90 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,000 See what I do is I have the app. 91 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,640 So I just, whenever I'm at work, it's like, well, I might want to play this later on. 92 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:00,640 So start the download. 93 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,640 Let me download up here. 94 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,640 Oh man. 95 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,520 And then hope that the power doesn't go out at any point. 96 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,520 So yeah. 97 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,520 So like, oh yeah, that would suck. 98 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:12,320 But man, like it just like, I could, I was like, this is, it was just ridiculous. 99 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,320 Yeah. 100 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:18,400 So I could have like all that money and just buy the movies and TV shows on my watch. 101 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:23,480 I go buy the Sopranos for like $60 and have the whole fucking series there. 102 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:28,480 And if, because even when they have their own content, like exclusively made on their 103 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:32,720 fucking channel, or their Netflix service, right? 104 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,760 They actually take stuff down. 105 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,480 Like the biggest culprit right now is Max and Disney Plus. 106 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,700 Oh, they're horrible at it. 107 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:41,080 Their original content is just fucking gone forever. 108 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,080 You'll never get to see it. 109 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,160 No DVD releases. 110 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,160 It's gone. 111 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,160 Right. 112 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,160 Well, like with Disney Plus, okay. 113 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:50,200 They have an entire archive of all this Disney shit that's been around forever and they start 114 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,200 pulling shit down. 115 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,320 Like you're, then you're just like, why am I paying for this? 116 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,680 And the worst thing is like, what if like you want to take it slow, right? 117 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,160 Like today I'll watch a little bit of the shield tomorrow. 118 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,480 I'll watch a, this a new show I found a two episodes in. 119 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,880 And then the next day, like a little bit, not, not binge, right? 120 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,880 Right. 121 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,080 Cause I don't have the willpower to binge anymore. 122 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,080 I found that out. 123 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,720 Try and watch the one piece live action. 124 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:14,120 I'm like, oh, I can't even get through two episodes. 125 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:18,400 There was that video, that meme of, of Vegeta when he's looking up at the, at the, at the 126 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,400 rain, right? 127 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:25,560 And he's like, when you realize you can't binge like you used to, this is like defeated. 128 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,320 So like, and if, if I go back, right. 129 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:32,560 And like, like, like a month, like, like three weeks later, let me go back on the shield 130 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,760 and watch a couple more episodes. 131 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,840 And the shit's gone off the fucking streaming platform. 132 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,680 Like son of a bitch. 133 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:39,800 The FOMO is real. 134 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,240 The fear of missing out max does that shit a lot though. 135 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,360 Like whenever, like, uh, what was it? 136 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:50,120 Uh, whenever they put out a new movie and it streams, like, what is it? 137 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:54,600 Like a couple of weeks after it's in theaters now, I remember they fucking gave me Godzilla 138 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,720 versus Kong the day of it came in theaters. 139 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,160 I'm like, yeah, I'm like, is this going to be shit then? 140 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,840 And it wasn't, it was good. 141 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:02,840 Yeah. 142 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:03,840 I mean, I don't believe that conch should have lost. 143 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:04,840 Fuck you. 144 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:05,840 No, God's always going to win. 145 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:06,840 Fuck Godzilla. 146 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,960 Godzilla is the king of the monsters. 147 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:09,960 Amen. 148 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,480 Sometimes the king has to be put down. 149 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,480 Yeah, but it didn't happen. 150 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,680 He should have just waited for Godzilla to turn his back right and fucking chopped him 151 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:19,040 in the back of the head as all humans would do. 152 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,040 Take a cheap shot. 153 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,840 Kong got on his knees like a little bitch. 154 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,840 No, he didn't. 155 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,920 He was on his back and he, and he was on his back, right? 156 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:32,040 Legs spread and then Godzilla, uh, leaned over him and roared at him. 157 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,040 Right. 158 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,720 And then basically it was a dominance roar and King Kong, like a, like a G was like, 159 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,000 all right, he roared back at him. 160 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Right. 161 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Like you got to kill me then. 162 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Cause I ain't fucking subduing. 163 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,400 And then, and then, no, he didn't. 164 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,400 That was the whole point. 165 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,880 That fucking robot came out. 166 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:49,880 Mecha. 167 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:50,880 Yeah. 168 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:55,320 Cause Godzilla was, if it's an animalistic thing, he was going to kill Kong because Kong 169 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,520 was not going to submit even though he was beaten. 170 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,200 That's why he was roaring back. 171 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:03,000 Like he was like to the death then he's like to the death. 172 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,280 That's my, that's my boy right there to the, he was like to the death. 173 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,280 You have to kill me. 174 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,120 But he wasn't going to die. 175 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,160 He was to the death. 176 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,480 Kill me then. 177 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:12,480 But I ain't your bitch. 178 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,320 Ain't no, ain't no me touching no dirt for you. 179 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,120 I've said figuratively. 180 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:20,640 And then, and then they, they teamed up and they were like, finally like, uh, well, I 181 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:21,640 guess we're cool then. 182 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,720 And cool then he's like, Kong's like, I guess we are. 183 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:28,720 And then fucking Godzilla leaves the fucking entire fucking town and city devastated. 184 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,400 People are like, where are we going to live? 185 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,400 All those hospitals destroyed. 186 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,400 They're just like, I guess I'll see you. 187 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,400 Kong's like, I'll see you too, bro. 188 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,400 See you. 189 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,400 Just fucking devastated. 190 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:41,840 And then they never say how devastated the fucking locations are. 191 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,480 They are fucking wrecked. 192 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,480 That's why one, like one of the funniest scenes from family guy is whenever it's like that 193 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,960 time that Godzilla went up to Haiti, but he gets out of the water. 194 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,560 He's like, we're doing those Godzilla roar and he's like, Oh, Oh God. 195 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,000 Then he goes back to the water. 196 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,320 Cause the city's so destroyed. 197 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,320 Oh yeah. 198 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,320 It's most fucked up. 199 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,320 Like a meta joke. 200 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,960 Like you really do fuck up when you try to help, like you fuck up a lot. 201 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:09,200 Well, no, Haiti is already was on fire and stuff. 202 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,960 Oh, that's what he saw when he got there. 203 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:11,960 Yeah. 204 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,960 Destroyed. 205 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,960 He's like, Oh, my God. 206 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,960 What the fuck happened here? 207 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:15,960 Like he couldn't destroy anything in Haiti. 208 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:16,960 I was like, Oh, I guess I just leave. 209 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:17,960 Pretty much. 210 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:18,960 Yeah. 211 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:19,960 So I don't know. 212 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:20,960 Like I'm kind of sick of streaming services. 213 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,960 But like I was saying, HBO max, they are the worst. 214 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,840 They're worse than Disney about it. 215 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:29,880 Disney takes off things that has been part of their like catalog or they don't take off 216 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,520 things that has been part of their like catalog or they don't add stuff from like the old 217 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,880 Disney cartoon catalogs and stuff like that. 218 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,880 Yeah. 219 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:41,280 But max, they put it up when it's a new movie, like the Kong thing, it was up for like three 220 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,280 weeks. 221 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,280 Then they take it away. 222 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,280 It's like leaving in so many days. 223 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,120 We're going to be in theaters now. 224 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,160 Come get us. 225 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,760 And then like two months later, then they'll put it back up and they put it back into the, 226 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,320 no one gives a fuck after that. 227 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,320 Exactly. 228 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,320 That irritated. 229 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,560 That's why I completely got rid of max. 230 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,560 Yeah. 231 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,080 I got rid of it when it was still HBO man. 232 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,080 Yeah. 233 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,080 That shit made me mad too. 234 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,520 It was like one day it's like, guess what? 235 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,520 We're not mad. 236 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,520 We're not HBO Max. 237 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,520 We're just Max. 238 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,040 And I'm like, what the fuck does it matter? 239 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,200 Like I was like, I was legit like, what the, because I guess because they're also like 240 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,680 Warner Brothers or some shit, but it's still mad. 241 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:12,680 It's still HBO. 242 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:18,200 I don't give a fuck about your weird specific like piss. 243 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,560 Same color, same everything. 244 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,440 All they do is just change the words. 245 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,440 Yeah. 246 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,440 They just dropped the HBO. 247 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,440 Like nobody cares. 248 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,440 They should have dropped the price. 249 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,200 It was a shit too. 250 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,200 Jesus. 251 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,200 It is expensive for no reason. 252 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,200 It's like fucking $10 with commercials. 253 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,200 Yeah. 254 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,720 And like fucking $45 without commercials. 255 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,000 That's what, that's the same reason that I got rid of Hulu a long time ago is cause you 256 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:46,680 pay to not have commercials, but then there's a, there's certain shows that they air that 257 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,240 you get commercials no matter what. 258 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,240 Oh yeah. 259 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,640 What kind of bullshit I pay for no commercial. 260 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,880 Why the fuck am I getting commercials here? 261 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,560 They're like, but wait, these are our commercials. 262 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,560 So they don't count. 263 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,320 So they're basically like, guess what? 264 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,320 Fuck you. 265 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:08,040 So yeah, cause all I got right now is literally I got Tubi, which is the gold standard right 266 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,720 now cause it's free. 267 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:10,720 Have you tried freebie? 268 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,600 I tried a little bit of it. 269 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,600 Yeah. 270 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,600 Tubi is probably better. 271 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,600 Fucking freebie. 272 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,520 Just like I fucking got on it. 273 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,520 Right. 274 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,040 And all of a sudden it already has my email address. 275 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,040 I didn't give you shit. 276 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,040 How the fuck did you find me? 277 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,280 I don't remember putting search on your profile is what I'm saying. 278 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,280 I'm like, that's weird. 279 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,280 It just downloaded all your information. 280 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,280 Yeah. 281 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,280 I'm like, okay. 282 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,280 Well shit. 283 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,280 Good thing I have nothing to hide. 284 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,280 Go ahead. 285 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:38,680 It's like, oh, we didn't mean to actually already put your information in. 286 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,680 Sorry. 287 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,680 So I got Tubi, I guess freebie. 288 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:48,080 Tubi, like if you want to watch something weird, you can find something fucking weird. 289 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,080 On Tubi. 290 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,080 Yeah. 291 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,080 There's one, I've seen it on Tik Tok. 292 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,040 I haven't seen the episode, the show, the movie. 293 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,040 It's a Tubi original. 294 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,040 And this. 295 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,040 Oh God, an original from Tubi? 296 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,040 They have originals, yes. 297 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,240 I didn't know that. 298 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,200 And they are exactly what you think they are. 299 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,520 They're like one step above an indie movie. 300 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,120 Made for a college exam. 301 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,120 Well, anything better than something coming out of Bollywood. 302 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,040 They're doing the best. 303 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,040 Have you seen some of them? 304 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,040 They have their own. 305 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,280 They have their own interests that we don't have. 306 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,280 No. 307 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,520 That defy the laws of physics sometimes. 308 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,120 The effects are bad. 309 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:27,760 Well, I guess they're like 1920s American Hollywood. 310 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,320 I have no problem with that. 311 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:37,160 There's not really like an infrastructure outside of Hollywood. 312 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,160 Like Hollywood, you know? 313 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,160 Yeah. 314 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,200 So everything else is going to look barbaric in comparison. 315 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,200 And it does. 316 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,200 And like, I mean. 317 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,840 If you have a motorcycle, just fly up and hover and then explode. 318 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:52,120 What is done with something that you would do with an acrobat image? 319 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,320 Have you seen their Avengers movie? 320 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,320 Yeah. 321 00:12:55,320 --> 00:13:02,240 So, I'm guessing in a hundred years, when people say Bollywood, there's more reverence 322 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,240 like Hollywood. 323 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240 No. 324 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:09,480 I say this in respect because Bollywood has made one or two that I can think of that have 325 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,680 made it to Netflix and stuff like that that are not horrible, horrible. 326 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,960 Like it's got to do with their culture and stuff like that. 327 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,960 That's fine. 328 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,680 But they'll figure it out. 329 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,680 Oh my God. 330 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,920 And then there's those ones that are coming out of Africa. 331 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:26,880 I don't know if it's out of, it might be Nigeria or South Africa. 332 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:31,200 I can't remember which, but oh my God, they're even worse. 333 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,200 They're dry. 334 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,200 What the fuck is that? 335 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:37,760 I have to show you some videos sometimes like, Oh my God. 336 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,160 I'm sure that they'll figure it out too. 337 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,160 Before you know it, they'll be all Hollywood's all over the place. 338 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,160 What's going on? 339 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,160 What was I talking about? 340 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,720 Oh yeah, the Tubi original. 341 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:51,440 So this guy is coming out of the super, the convenience store and this other guy, I guess 342 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,280 his enemy is some guy that they, they hate each other. 343 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,280 Right? 344 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,360 He, he, he just happens to be going to the same convenience store. 345 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,840 He's like, Oh, it's you. 346 00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,840 And he's like, you deserve to die. 347 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,120 And he fucking just shoots the shit out of them. 348 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,200 Boom, boom, boom. 349 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,560 And he runs away. 350 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,760 And then the guy's family runs up cause they're in the car. 351 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,800 They come out like, Oh no, he got shot. 352 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,040 The guy that shot him runs to the edge of the sidewalk. 353 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,040 You saw it? 354 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,840 He cracks his shit on the fucking concrete. 355 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,240 They just fucking lays there. 356 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,240 They, they keep the scene going. 357 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:22,400 He's just like, the actors all fucked up. 358 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,320 They completely forget about it. 359 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,840 They just like, Hey man, we got to keep this thing going. 360 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,200 We ain't got enough time for daylight. 361 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,440 He's just like, I've seen that. 362 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,840 I was like, man, that man is for real. 363 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,880 I've seen that shit. 364 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:35,880 It was hilarious. 365 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:39,040 I've seen that it was on a, a meme compilation. 366 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:42,040 It's like, Oh my God, they just kept it going. 367 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:49,880 They kept that scene going and he was like, he just had to like roll out of frame. 368 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:56,480 I saw, I saw one, I saw one, this was the entire setup, right? 369 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:02,560 This guy had like, he was, he had like a secret job that this other, I don't know if it was 370 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,000 his sister or whoever he was living with, right? 371 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,520 And she's like, I don't want this stuff in my house. 372 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,920 She found a box of condoms or some shit. 373 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,800 I don't know what the fuck was going on. 374 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,720 Like I guess maybe she's Christian or, you know, it's really strict there and all this 375 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,960 and that her kids and everything. 376 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,960 She don't want them to find this. 377 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:22,960 And he's like, I don't, I don't work at that, whatever place I told you I work at. 378 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,960 All right. 379 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:24,960 You know what I do? 380 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,960 I work as a gigolo. 381 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:26,960 All right. 382 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,960 This dick pays for the mortgage. 383 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,080 And that's the line. 384 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,560 Like this dick paid for it. 385 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,560 That's what he said. 386 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,560 And they stuck to it. 387 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,560 They wrote that shit down. 388 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,360 They had this actor say that shit in a serious tone. 389 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,960 This dick pays for all these things. 390 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,640 You see this fucking the groceries, this dick paid for those groceries. 391 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,400 And I'm like, is this for real? 392 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,400 It was just another 2B original. 393 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,480 Dick pays for a lot of stuff. 394 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:55,960 I think my dick can pay for a Kit Kat maybe. 395 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,960 If that. 396 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,760 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not imagining women turning over a thousand dollars to me for 397 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,760 my dick work. 398 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,960 Would it be able to pay for a Dragon Ball DVD? 399 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,960 What was the 50 cents one that you buy? 400 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:08,960 No. 401 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,960 I buy the rent that shit. 402 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,960 Put it on layaway. 403 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:11,960 Put it on layaway. 404 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:16,320 Ten cents at a time. 405 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,880 My dick paid for this house. 406 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,400 I don't know. 407 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:23,880 His dick must be amazing because he's just paying for all this fucking lavish lifestyle 408 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,880 now. 409 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:30,000 But, so yeah, like all I have right now is 2B, freebie, Netflix. 410 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 You need Netflix. 411 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 It's only $20. 412 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,400 It's went out for fucking $12 to $20 now. 413 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,080 Hey man, they got to, they got to make a living too. 414 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080 No, they don't. 415 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,080 They don't. 416 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,080 I'm just fucked. 417 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:44,080 They've already made it to where you can't share a house no more. 418 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,080 Yeah. 419 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:49,080 And, and it's funny because they thought it like, people thought like, oh that's it for 420 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:54,720 Netflix and they're actually, they're fucking, subscription sales went up. 421 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,120 People had to like, some of these motherfuckers. 422 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,120 But it didn't work for Disney. 423 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,120 Of course it's not going to work for Disney. 424 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,120 What does Disney have? 425 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,120 I'm going to see The Mandalorian. 426 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,120 This is the way. 427 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:09,000 Some dude at my work said, because I had a beard and the black mask, right. 428 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,960 I looked like the, I looked like a Mandalorian and I'm just like, and I'm, I made that man's 429 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,960 day. 430 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,960 I was like, when he, before he left, right. 431 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,960 And he's like, this is the way. 432 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:20,520 And he's like, oh, he finally came in his pants. 433 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,520 So you're welcome nerd. 434 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:26,960 I'm like, I'm not even that big of a nerd, but damn. 435 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:31,080 Now it was a nice little funny nerd moment. 436 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,400 I'm a nerd, but I'm a different nerd, you know, but we can, we can, we can come together 437 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,400 as a nerd unity. 438 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,400 Yes. 439 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,320 But any nerd that likes The Mandalorian, the entire series or this new star war series, 440 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,800 they're not really nerds. 441 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,480 They love star wars. 442 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,160 There's star wars fan boys. 443 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,160 There's a difference. 444 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,160 What about the girls? 445 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,800 You span girls too. 446 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,280 There's actually a girl on YouTube, the that star wars girl. 447 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,200 She's made fun of that so much at this point, the entire star wars franchise. 448 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,960 It's like, what the fuck is this? 449 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,040 It's a highly diluted now. 450 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,040 Yeah. 451 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,040 The same with the MCU. 452 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,040 Yes. 453 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,400 There's something just something about like something about it being too much. 454 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,680 It's like, you know, they're like, here you go. 455 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,680 Here's a chocolate cake. 456 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,680 You're like, fuck yeah. 457 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,680 Chocolate cake. 458 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,680 Here's a chocolate cake. 459 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,680 And then here's a chocolate cake. 460 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,640 And then like they give you like a fucking a pound of chocolate. 461 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,920 You're like, I don't want any more chocolate cake. 462 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,360 And on top of every time they give you a chocolate cake, it starts losing quality over and over 463 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,360 and over. 464 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360 Like cardboard and dirt. 465 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,360 Yeah. 466 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,360 Here's some more chocolate cake. 467 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:30,680 I mean, I guess that's the one thing that you can say about DC is they haven't put out 468 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,520 enough movies to really dilute anything on their side so far. 469 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,880 DC can't make movies. 470 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,880 That's the best. 471 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,040 That's why they buy all these properties. 472 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,720 They can't make a damn thing anymore. 473 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,200 Now they're great at animation movies. 474 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,200 They were. 475 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,120 Have you seen any of the newer ones? 476 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,520 I don't know. 477 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,600 Now cartoons, I'll say, yeah, they're not all that great. 478 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,560 You want to talk about cartoons. 479 00:18:53,560 --> 00:19:00,640 Just today I saw on TikTok one of those old, old Disney cartoons where it was, it was made 480 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,600 Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy, right? 481 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,200 I don't know who has another name, does he? 482 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,040 Are you talking about Pluto? 483 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040 No, no. 484 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,320 Like you have Mickey Mouse. 485 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,120 First last name, Donald Duck. 486 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,120 First last name and just Goofy. 487 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,120 Do they not have another name? 488 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,120 Uh, it's just Goofy. 489 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,120 I think it might just be Goofy. 490 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,120 That's sad. 491 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,680 I'm sure somewhere he probably does have a last name. 492 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,840 And they are in the episode, they are fucking broke. 493 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,400 They're so broke. 494 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,920 Mickey is slicing bread, right? 495 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,720 He's like fucking slices of bread. 496 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,760 He's slicing them so thin that they're transparent. 497 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,680 And he gives two slices to Donald and two slices to Goofy and two slices for himself, 498 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,680 right? 499 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:48,320 And then he takes his big jar out and he fucking turns it over and out comes out one fucking 500 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:53,400 bean and he slices it in three pieces, one for each of them. 501 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,560 Donald puts the fucking bean in between the two slices of bread. 502 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,560 He fucking holds it up. 503 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,560 You can just see a transparent inside. 504 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:04,040 The one bean in the middle of the two fucking transparent and he just goes ape shit. 505 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,040 Like we can't fucking live like this. 506 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,440 He just starts fucking losing his mind. 507 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,080 I'm like, damn, they went hard back then. 508 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,080 Yeah. 509 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,920 I mean compared to now, yeah. 510 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 That shit was fucking funny. 511 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,320 He's watching Daffy Duck or Donald Duck. 512 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,320 Flip out. 513 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,640 Yeah, like I would justify it with a flip out. 514 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,000 Like we can't live like this shit anymore. 515 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,200 Eating a fucking transparent toast with a bean, with one bean in the middle. 516 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,960 He just started trying to eat everybody's food. 517 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:39,080 He's eating spoons and fucking forks in the plates because he's so fucking mad. 518 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,960 They're trying to hold him back and shit is hilarious. 519 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,520 Do it in that voice though. 520 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,520 Yeah, in that voice. 521 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,040 Wait, isn't his uncle rich though? 522 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,040 What the fuck? 523 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,040 Did he have Scrooge? 524 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,800 Why didn't you go ask him for some money? 525 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,040 That's probably before they had Scrooge. 526 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,480 Before they invented him? 527 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,480 Yeah. 528 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,480 Man. 529 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:59,040 So yeah, I'm kind of like, I don't even kind of want to get any more streaming services. 530 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,040 Yeah, I don't know either. 531 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,080 I thought because when I took a hit at work, I got to put away all my streaming services. 532 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,000 And it hasn't made much of an effect. 533 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 And again, no, it hasn't. 534 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 That's weird. 535 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,760 I'm on YouTube 99% of the time. 536 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,800 And if I'm not on YouTube, I just pop a DVD. 537 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,800 Let me watch Jackass. 538 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,960 I watched Jackass two, like six times out of rage. 539 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,480 Of Beacock not having it. 540 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,080 No, Paramount Plus. 541 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,720 I still have it only because of the fucking new South Park movies. 542 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,080 They're going to come out sometime here in the next few months. 543 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,640 Two every year since 2023. 544 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,640 Yeah. 545 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,640 No, 2022. 546 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,120 It's already been four. 547 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,680 There was two in 2022, two last year. 548 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,680 So it's going to be two this, no, 2021? 549 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,680 2021, yeah. 550 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,760 What the fuck is going on with my life? 551 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,720 You've lost track of the years already. 552 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,720 My God. 553 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,720 That's it. 554 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:55,160 That's all I want Paramount Plus for is some fucking, speaking about Jackass 2, when you 555 00:21:55,160 --> 00:22:02,400 go to the special features, Chris Pontius is having this weird like, something that 556 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:09,200 he's observed in gay sex, specifically what he talked about was gay sex, was that, isn't 557 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,200 it weird? 558 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:18,840 He just looks at the camera, isn't it weird that when you're the, how do you say it? 559 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,840 Okay, yeah. 560 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:26,120 When you're the receiver in a blowjob, you look innocent, but the giver, given the blowjob, 561 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:31,680 looks all dirty because they're doing the action. 562 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,720 And then he said, but here's the weird part. 563 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:40,160 When you're the receiver in anal sex, the one receiving looks kind of goofy and weird. 564 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,720 And the one given it looks innocent and pure. 565 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:47,760 And I'm like, what the fuck kind of crack are you talking about? 566 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,600 And I have not forgotten since. 567 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:56,000 I'm like, so you look innocent getting a blowjob, but you look goofy getting anal. 568 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Yeah. 569 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 It's basically what he's saying. 570 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,760 And I'm like, I guess I got to watch more gay porn to have it. 571 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,760 Maybe I got to study it. 572 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,760 I don't know. 573 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,760 Let me, let me, let me check. 574 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,760 They watched 67 straight hours of gay pornography. 575 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,760 Oh God. 576 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,760 Yeah, he's right. 577 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,480 They do look innocent, but they look goofy. 578 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,000 I shall now retire. 579 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,480 I'm done with life. 580 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,480 So that's basically it. 581 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,280 That's what that's my stance right now is, uh, physical copies. 582 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,280 I agree. 583 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,680 I think people should have physical copies. 584 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,480 Not only that, but a fucking max, how the fuck are you going to have all the episodes 585 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,360 of South Park, but have the fucking five episodes banned? 586 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,240 Yeah, that's stupid too. 587 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:39,240 Like I get like whenever a comedy central took them off, like they didn't replay him 588 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,240 or anything like that. 589 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,240 Yeah. 590 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,240 They were going to get fucking killed, but that's them streaming at all times. 591 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:48,640 So it's a little different, but whenever it's on demand, yeah, you should be able to watch 592 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,640 it, right? 593 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,400 You should be able to watch it anytime you want to. 594 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,240 So that's another thing that the max is just taking hit after hit. 595 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,240 I agree. 596 00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:00,280 Aside from if Disney plus was not around to take even more shit than that, max would be 597 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,640 just getting shit on all day. 598 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,640 Yeah, exactly. 599 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,680 Everyone thought that max was gonna come in and just fucking just trounce. 600 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,680 Please. 601 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:11,840 Netflix and Netflix just like standing up on some balcony, like just eating an apple, 602 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,240 laughing and just them raising the prices as much as they have recently. 603 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,280 Mostly whenever they're taking away content at the same time. 604 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,280 Right. 605 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,280 So what the fuck am I even paying for? 606 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,200 And like, they're not even near the level of Netflix to be doing that shit. 607 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,720 No, and I get pissed at Netflix for doing it. 608 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,120 And that is like, we don't care. 609 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,120 We're French. 610 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,680 That's basically the Netflix stance. 611 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,240 But like, they're like the McDonald's and Walmart of streaming services. 612 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,240 Yeah. 613 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,320 And then no matter what, say it makes you want to go back to a time when there was Blockbuster 614 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,320 Blockbuster. 615 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:45,480 Because remember, Netflix started out by mailing you. 616 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,480 Yeah. 617 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,480 I remember that. 618 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,560 Hey, that one's got a I got a DVD from Blockbuster, right? 619 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,560 A game. 620 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,600 And I open it up and she was ripped in half. 621 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,760 But it was broken in half the whole game. 622 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,320 I'm like, they check these before they give them to you. 623 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,040 How the fuck did they get broken on my way here to my house? 624 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,240 So I took it back, I'm like, hey, the fuck happened? 625 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,200 They open it like, oh, shit, this shit is broken. 626 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,480 It's got to my witness. 627 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,480 He broke it in half. 628 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:16,560 I kind of want to get peacocked in just to watch the pro wrestling pay per views. 629 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,600 I love love me pro wrestling. 630 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600 Yeah. 631 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,600 Just two big men sweaty throwing each other around. 632 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,600 Harley wearing the clothes. 633 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,600 I don't know why. 634 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,080 I don't know why it appeals to me. 635 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:35,520 I fell in it. 636 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,440 But yeah, like prices just in general, though, it's like you're literally almost paying as 637 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:44,000 much as what people left cable from basically. 638 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,600 People got tired of spending almost $200 for a month for fucking cable and then banning 639 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,640 episodes still and everything and to go to streaming services. 640 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,440 They're doing the same shit. 641 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:59,440 So because now you have to if you wanted to have everything that you want to watch like 642 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,760 like the entire fucking spectrum of content, right? 643 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:07,360 You're paying like you'd have to buy like 57 streaming services. 644 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:13,320 And then if you include like, say, NFL, like if you want to say that's that service alone, 645 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,320 like what is it? 646 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:18,520 Fubo, I think is the channel that carries most of the NFL games now. 647 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,640 That's like 60 bucks a month. 648 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,640 It's like, damn, you NFL. 649 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,400 It's like, what the fuck is this? 650 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,440 And it's only like like a certain time of the year. 651 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,440 Right. 652 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,520 So it's like you're wasting money the rest of the fucking year. 653 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,520 Exactly. 654 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,520 And I mean, obviously it still has like soccer and, you know, shit like that. 655 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,800 No one watches soccer, but soccer stars are fans. 656 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,120 So like, people like like 90 percent of the population was soccer. 657 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,120 Yeah. 658 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,120 Minus America. 659 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,120 This is America. 660 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,120 This is Merck. 661 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:48,160 We don't watch that little bullshit. 662 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,080 That's that's for grade school and middle school to play. 663 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:57,560 It was funny because as much as I can't remember the statistic, but for the number of people 664 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:04,200 that actually watch and pay for like pro soccer in the United States and that pay attention 665 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,680 to it, almost every city, no matter how small, has a soccer field. 666 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,440 Oh, Jesus. 667 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:16,200 Like even in Denver, which is in the mountains, they have soccer fields everywhere. 668 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,200 Oh, they must get tired. 669 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,200 Trying to breathe. 670 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,160 An elevation up there. 671 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:26,840 But my point is like, yeah, kids play it as like a recreational sport, but we don't take 672 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,840 it seriously. 673 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,840 Not really. 674 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,880 It's just not our culture. 675 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,160 I guess it's weird. 676 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,160 No. 677 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,280 What I find funny, too, is that you always get a bunch of people from Britain saying 678 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,280 that it's not called soccer called football, but they're the ones that invented the word 679 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,280 soccer. 680 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,040 That's somehow they invented the word soccer. 681 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,040 We just took it from there. 682 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,040 I got no choice. 683 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,560 Probably changed it to football. 684 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,000 Here's what it is. 685 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,340 No football is where you get a bunch of big ass motherfuckers and they just slam into 686 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,080 each other. 687 00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:03,560 Like a fucking freight train smashing into a wall. 688 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,800 Basically imagine getting hit by some of them dudes. 689 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,480 Like, Jesus, six foot six and 350 pounds. 690 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:16,680 Six foot nine, four forty five Utah State. 691 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,360 Some big old boys out there. 692 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,760 They can't run real fast, but damn, they can knock you over. 693 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,400 Hey, when they get in a line, you can't go through that. 694 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,400 Oh shit. 695 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,000 Just one of them trips and falls. 696 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,440 It's like, it's like, you're having that video of that big guy falling on that. 697 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,440 That other guy on the beach. 698 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,920 Yeah, it's that. 699 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,960 That poor man, he thought the world was crashing down on him. 700 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:47,080 He's like, it's almost like whenever Big Ed threw one girl into the ocean, he committed 701 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,080 murder. 702 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:54,160 He body slammed her on the beach because they went to the beach for the day. 703 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,000 Everybody made fun of it because he lifted her up and like slammed her ass into the water. 704 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,040 It's like, oh shit, the beluga. 705 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,040 Jesus, whale. 706 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,040 You said you said whale. 707 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,040 What's the name of the thing? 708 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,040 Yeah, I don't know why. 709 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,040 Whale. 710 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,040 I guess I was trying to say whale. 711 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,040 And then you said whale. 712 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,040 The beached whale out there. 713 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,040 Big Ed, the beached whale. 714 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,040 Like that humpback whale they found in the middle of the Amazon. 715 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,040 Yeah. 716 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,040 I'm like, what the fuck? 717 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:18,640 What in the science fiction fantasy is going on around here? 718 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:27,160 Someone just teleported a fucking did he just did it that humpback whale walk into a fucking 719 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,160 portal? 720 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,200 He just swam into a portal and got sucked into the Amazon somehow. 721 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,000 And went through the thing like Godzilla has. 722 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,520 Yeah, like a ripple through fucking time and space. 723 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,520 What the hell happened? 724 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:41,920 Well, they do an experiment under the underwater with a submarine and a scientist and the kind 725 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:46,640 of like, oh, I think we got a whale instead of the instead of the ship. 726 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:47,640 He teleported the whale. 727 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,640 Yeah. 728 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,640 Oh, damn. 729 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,200 Well, that's pretty much it for today. 730 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,440 I'm tipped on all streaming services. 731 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:56,680 I got a lot of gay porn to watch. 732 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,680 It's all stuff I got to do. 733 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:13,680 And with that, we will talk to you guys on the next one.