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Hot revenge.

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Is revenge such a fun thing?

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Does it not fill you with such a sense of human...

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What's the word I'm looking for?

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Like when someone takes revenge on someone else and they succeed, does it not give you

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such a, almost like a...

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A euphoric feeling?

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Not a euphoric, but like, what's the word, like you're living through them?

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Like if it's revenge, something hilarious.

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Like yeah, he got him.

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Or if it's petty, it just shows you how...

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I don't know, I don't know how to explain it, but I guess sometimes it's fun to watch

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two people have a revenge on each other that's not like violent or dangerous, you know?

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Something fucking hilarious.

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Like you know, the car takes two parking spaces in one fucking parking spot, right?

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So you just park behind them and leave them there.

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Or some do is do shit like that.

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So anyway, sometimes I help my aunt at the flea market.

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She works at a flea market.

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I've been a business there for years.

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I go out there on the weekends to help her out.

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And flea markets have drama as if it was a Mexican square.

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Like a little Mexican town.

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And then the end of the square in the town where they all get together to gossip.

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Is it like a telenovela?

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It is exactly like.

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That's why they're so popular.

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They're trying to live vicariously through the telenovela.

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That's what I'm trying to say.

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Living vicariously through a person seeking revenge for something.

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Yeah.

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It's also funny when the person seeking revenge was the person that did the wrong in the first

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place.

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I was like, that's weird.

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So this jewelry place, it's got this woman and her husband.

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She's a cougar.

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She snatched him when he was 11 and she was 45.

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No, I'm kidding.

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Okay, he was 18 and she was like 30.

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She's like, she got on that quick.

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Okay, so that's what my cousin tells me.

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She was like 30, 40 and he was 18 when they met and they're still together.

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Yeah.

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It's like, it's like been 20 years now or some shit.

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She's like, God, she's not that old looking though.

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She looks like she's in her mid 40s.

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Yeah, but that still has to be rough.

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So my cousin doesn't know.

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He doesn't know ages?

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Yeah.

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And I haven't had a good chance to gauge him.

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Like how old are you and how old are you?

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She's got a fat ass though.

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So they run this little jewelry repair spot in the flea market, a little stall.

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And they hired this old man and he was there for years.

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I've been helping out for a while.

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So I've known, I've seen them all for like the last two, two, two and a half years.

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So it's very like, it's the status.

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It's like set there.

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You have some businesses that come and go and you have the anchors that are always there.

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And this old man, I thought actually that I thought he was her husband.

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I was wrong.

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It was the younger guy behind him.

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So he was working there forever with them.

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And then the last week they found out that he was taking clients on the side and giving

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them cheaper rates on the repairs.

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If they, if he did it at his house or something, right?

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So they would come to the stall when the other two weren't there, the husband and the wife,

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he'd be like, you know, if you want this cheaper, I can do it myself for you guys.

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And you know, you guys just meet me at my house or meet me this, this or that or whatever.

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Right.

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So give me the product and I'll bring it back to you.

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Something stupid like that.

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Somewhere else.

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I mean, it's forever.

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And they had just recently found out and they fucking fired him.

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They fired him that day.

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The next week he came to get his stuff.

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He rented a stall in that same flea market where we're at.

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And now he's in complete rivalry with them.

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He came in, he picked, he got all his stuff, right?

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He's installed all his stuff.

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Like half of that stuff was here.

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It seemed like the fucking one of those counters, the glass counters, everything.

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He just started, like he grabbed this fucking one of those fucking little wheel.

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The dolly.

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Yeah.

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He grabbed the dolly and he picked up the whole fucking counter.

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Shit was wide as fuck.

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And he fucking pushed it all the way down.

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Took his microwave too.

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Like, fuck you, this is my microwave.

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And he installed his shit that day, yesterday.

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And he had his business up there by that night yesterday.

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And today he was up and running.

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And I think he's going to beat him.

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How do I know?

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Because he was there at 9 a.m. today when I got there.

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They were not there yet.

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They got there a little later.

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He was there at eight after we left.

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We saw that his stall was still open.

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The other couple had already left.

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They got competition.

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Because he's in it to do the job.

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He's in it to fuck him over.

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He's bringing that boomer energy.

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Yeah.

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He was like, here's what I don't understand.

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If he was so good at it, why didn't he just...

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I guess because he didn't want to waste money on the stall.

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And that might be the one thing that beats him, is having to keep paying for stall space.

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Which I guess could be quite a burden if you're not making a lot of money.

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But I mean...

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But if he was making all the money for them to begin with...

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That's what I'm thinking.

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Like, if they're going to lose then...

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Like whatever lifestyle they were living, having him do most of the work, it's all fucking

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shot now.

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You know what I mean?

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Imagine you hired somebody.

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You had a good business, right?

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Yeah.

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Then you hire a person to take some of the workload off of you.

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They end up taking like 65% of your workload, making your job easier.

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And you can do other stuff within the business, but not the main labor.

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And then you find out he was cheating you, so you throw him out.

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Now you got to do all 100% of your work.

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And he can just go out and do a business next door.

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If it had been across from their stall, that would have been poetic to me.

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It's like, ah!

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Why?

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That would have been actually funny though.

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That's the movie, right?

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The reality is what happened.

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He moved to a stall, but it's on a whole different side of the flea market.

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The movie scene with them across from each other.

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Stirring at each other all day.

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Yeah, that's the movie scene.

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That's how you can make good movies.

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If you take the slight reality of what's happening, or you take the reality of what's happening,

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or what you've seen, and you twist it slightly to add a little bit more pizzazz to the screen,

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you can make a perfect fucking scene.

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That would actually make a really good funny movie though.

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Just them fucking glaring at each other.

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Or like one of those sitcom shows where it's them across from each other the entire time.

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So I'll give it an update in a few months and see who's winning.

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But I'm pretty sure they're going to lose.

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Because I think they take a lot of vacations.

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They were able to do that though with him.

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That's what I'm saying.

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They got lax in their fucking work ethic.

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They quit caring.

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As much.

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Well, I guess they said the lifestyle that they had to leave, so they needed a specific

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amount right?

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So now they have to work harder to make that same amount without him.

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Which also means that it's going to ruin their lifestyle in general because they're going

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to be the ones having to do the extra work.

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And if they don't want to, they're fucked.

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Those that don't want to do the extra work are the ones that never make it anywhere.

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It's life.

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It's rough.

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When I found out that to be a writer I had to write, I was like fuck.

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I was like damn it.

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It's rough to write stuff.

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Because I'm reading John Truby's The Anatomy of a Story.

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And I got his other book, The Anatomy of Genre.

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And I've been reading it and he just tells you, hey, I'm going to teach you these techniques.

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But then you have to be so good at using these techniques that people think you're doing

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it without them.

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It's so weird.

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He gives you three things he's going to show you.

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A set of techniques or rules to follow to tell your story.

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Teach you how to do a story organically that seems to just flow from your story.

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And then he's supposed to teach you how to work through those two contradictions.

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So basically he wants you to make a story organic.

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Almost like it's just making it by itself without any effort.

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But you have to follow these techniques and these guidelines that he gives you so they're

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kind of competing with each other.

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That shit blew my mind.

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That was the first storytelling book I've ever read.

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The first three pages took me immediately.

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I was like wait, that makes sense.

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Because then he's like, he likened it to an athlete.

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Was like, they do stuff on the field that's so incredible.

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People think like, wow, that's easy.

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Right?

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But then they have behind them hours and hours of drills and techniques they learned making

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those moves they do on the field organic and natural looking.

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Well that's what really good musicians do too.

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There's a huge example in most people that have heard of him.

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Stevie Ray Vaughan.

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I don't like music.

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I hate music.

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I hate all music.

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That would be random.

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One person has never, I've never heard of music.

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I don't enjoy it.

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There's people that try to pretend that on YouTube.

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I've never heard of this music before.

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What is this music?

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Chat?

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Chat?

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I'll just make it in general.

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All music all the time is shit.

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That would be horrible to just say music is, it's like a, I would say that the comic book

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format is the perfect storytelling medium to me because you can add pictures and words.

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But without sound you're missing that one component.

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So it's like almost the 100% perfect medium to me.

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So you can make the comic book as expansive.

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You don't have to worry about budget.

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Just fucking blow that bitch up.

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But it's just missing music.

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You can't convey music on paper form and have people understand it unless they're like an

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actual musical sheet.

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You can't write in a fucking graphic novel.

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I write now, go find a piano and hit these three fucking notes over and over again.

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That's the beat I'm using for this fucking scene.

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You're like, I don't have a piano.

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I said, go find one, didn't I?

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I didn't say go look for the one you have.

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The way some of the, some of the, some comics have gotten around that is they'll put at

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the bottom.

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It's like a so-and-so band playing in the background.

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Oh yeah.

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But then you have to actually have heard.

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Yes.

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And that's why I, some, that's why like I want stories that are so self-contained that

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they can reference itself throughout the entire volume, which is almost nearly impossible in

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this world that we live in because everything is a reference to everything.

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Like if I didn't know what McDonald's was and then you show it in a book, I'm like,

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what the fuck is this restaurant?

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Like you almost have to have like a basic knowledge of just living in general.

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Normal culture.

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Just to enjoy almost anything.

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That is very true.

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That's why, that's why I like fantasy stories and, oh, cause they just make their own.

252
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Yeah.

253
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For the most part, like don't get me wrong.

254
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There's a lot that they, they take in from pop culture and stuff like that and add it,

255
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but the really good fantasy books you can have and you don't have to have a reference

256
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to any kind of outside corporate knowledge aside from just basic knowledge.

257
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Like what a wheel is.

258
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Like the fuck is a wheel?

259
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You know who would ask that?

260
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The Aztecs.

261
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We did not have wheels.

262
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So the simple fact that our roads were horrendous, they were unwheelable apparently.

263
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So they were like Oklahoma city roads.

264
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And they're basically, they use mules.

265
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Yeah.

266
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I don't know how they made the pyramids without the wheel.

267
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There's another thing.

268
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Like no one ever asked how the Aztecs or Mayans made the pyramids.

269
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Well that one, uh, Graham, Graham Hancock did.

270
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Well, he's wrong.

271
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It was Mexicans.

272
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No, he said that it was, uh, he thinks they were all built at the same time.

273
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Oh, by Mexicans.

274
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They went to Egypt cause they outsourced to get the labor.

275
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Then they sent them back.

276
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Send them back on boat.

277
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Cause all we, they probably sent us back swimming.

278
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We probably make it back no problem.

279
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Or La Hue.

280
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No, it'd be Puerto Ricans.

281
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No, no, no Cubans, Cubans.

282
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Cubans would be the one that would swim.

283
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That's racist.

284
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It's true.

285
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They swim up to Florida every day.

286
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So they can't, I can't swim cause I'm Mexican?

287
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Can you?

288
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No.

289
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Of course I can swim.

290
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I'm actually surprised because my dad just naturally taught me to swim.

291
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I didn't even know it was like a skill that needed to be taught.

292
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I didn't even remember him teaching me.

293
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Yeah.

294
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Most of it, like for me, it was kind of instinctual.

295
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He taught me, but he didn't, you know what I mean?

296
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I don't remember him cause I remember him teaching my sister.

297
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So he had to have taught me.

298
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There's no way you throw me in the water.

299
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He just threw your ass in there like that.

300
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He threw you in the other way.

301
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That one old Western where he picks it up with a kid.

302
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,800
Oh, John Wayne?

303
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It's like, fuck you.

304
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They, they, they cut off the seed.

305
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You know what he does after he throws them in?

306
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He shoots them three times.

307
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That'll help you.

308
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You're not going to have people looking at it?

309
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I'm kidding, but that would be fucking hilarious.

310
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He's just like fucking boom, boom, boom.

311
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Yeah, cause my cousin can't swim.

312
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I saw him once he fell in.

313
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What do you go to a pool for if you can't swim?

314
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What are you wasting your time for?

315
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I'm dead serious.

316
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The hell you doing there then?

317
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And the shallow kitty in.

318
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He was like, he was drowning.

319
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His mom couldn't swim so he couldn't jump in after him.

320
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I'm only a child.

321
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,760
So I was like, he's he's dying.

322
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,520
I didn't kick him the fucking lifeguard mode.

323
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I don't know how he got out.

324
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,920
Actually, I think I heard somewhere that you, you, you shouldn't help a drowning person.

325
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,280
No, cause they're going to grab onto you.

326
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,280
Yeah.

327
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,280
They're going to fucking drown you too.

328
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,280
That's why you throw something out too.

329
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,280
I'm like, I'm not a damn lifeguard.

330
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,280
I'm gonna watch you drown.

331
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,280
I'm sorry.

332
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,280
I'm sorry.

333
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,920
Why do you think they take the flotation device with them?

334
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:22,920
Yeah.

335
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:23,920
It's not for them.

336
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:24,920
It's for the other person.

337
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,920
Oh yeah.

338
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,920
I guess that's true.

339
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,920
They can swim.

340
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,920
I'm not here to save me.

341
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,920
You're dumbass.

342
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:30,920
That is weird.

343
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,640
Why would you do stuff that you can't do?

344
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,640
Why would you go to do stuff you can't do?

345
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,640
That's why it was funny.

346
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:42,200
Whenever they had that old show Baywatch, it's like see Pamela Anderson, she didn't

347
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,200
need the flotation device.

348
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,200
She already had two.

349
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,200
Got them big old tannys.

350
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,920
So she didn't need a flotation device.

351
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,640
They probably just didn't want her having anything in her hands.

352
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,360
Like she can watch her boobies bounce.

353
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,360
Big old biddies.

354
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,160
How old is she now?

355
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,360
She's up there I think.

356
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,280
Like she ain't no spring chicken.

357
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,280
Well you know me.

358
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,800
It doesn't matter.

359
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:09,000
Yeah Susan's readiness 76 and I'm like what you doing girl?

360
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,240
It doesn't matter what age right?

361
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,240
Yeah it does.

362
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,240
You gotta be an adult.

363
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:19,840
Don't say it like that.

364
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:20,840
I'm not Edie.

365
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,840
What's his name?

366
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,840
Edie P 445.

367
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,840
You ever heard of him?

368
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,840
Is it that YouTuber?

369
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:29,840
Yeah he got caught again like yesterday.

370
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,840
Again?

371
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,840
Yeah.

372
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:32,840
Oh my god dude.

373
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:38,120
And because they don't fucking take the information to the police and they put it on YouTube he's

374
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,680
gonna go get away again.

375
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,880
He needs to fucking go to jail.

376
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:47,120
Isn't he the one that had that video that he came out with saying it's like I haven't

377
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,120
got caught.

378
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,120
I haven't got caught.

379
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,440
I don't know about that.

380
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:55,000
He's the one that the cupcake incident that's what they call it about him.

381
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,040
Because he was texting with some girl about cupcakes and he sent her a picture of him

382
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,560
taking a shit and then she was like 14 or something.

383
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,560
He's like let's meet up.

384
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,800
And then they met up and it was some random dude.

385
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,800
Is it the same guy?

386
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:10,320
I'm trying to because Abba and Preach that comedian duo that does YouTube videos and

387
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,560
stuff they were talking about that like I think two years ago something like that.

388
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,560
Like it was a while back.

389
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,560
Yeah like three or two years ago.

390
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,520
Yeah somewhere like farther back.

391
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:24,160
But about how he was saying that he fucked a 17 year old or something like that.

392
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,480
And it's like huh bro.

393
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,960
He's kind of close.

394
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,320
You couldn't wait till 18 huh?

395
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,480
Apparently not.

396
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:37,440
And then he was saying that I only went with her because her parents weren't around.

397
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,440
It's like ew.

398
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,080
Where's Kryn's handsome when you need him?

399
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080
Why don't you have a seat?

400
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,080
Just have a seat.

401
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:47,080
Hey just have a seat.

402
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,080
That would be funny.

403
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,360
That's what they need at this point.

404
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,320
Yeah but because they put him on a video again.

405
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:58,040
A YouTube video with like the evidence of him interacting with their alleged underage

406
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:03,400
person like it's pretty much them masquerading as a you know underage person in the like

407
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,600
messaging and they just confront him.

408
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:12,080
They confront him in a dialysis clinic for some reason is what the video said.

409
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,080
I haven't seen it.

410
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:18,240
I just saw a little bit of it on X fucking instead of Twitter you son of a bitch.

411
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,200
It does look like a porn site.

412
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,640
Yeah I was like looking for my Twitter app for like five minutes like wait oh it's this

413
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,640
X fucking thing.

414
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:34,600
And he's like oh yeah EDP or EE.

415
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,400
I forgot his fucking name.

416
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,400
What happened?

417
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,400
You good?

418
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,400
Yeah I'm good.

419
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,400
What is it?

420
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400
What are you doing?

421
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,400
Taking this off.

422
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,400
Oh I'm like what the fuck.

423
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,240
You're confusing me with all the I'm not good with the technology.

424
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,240
My fucking caveman.

425
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,240
I think it's EDP.

426
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,240
EDP?

427
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,240
Or EE.

428
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,240
It's something fucking stupid.

429
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,240
EDP 445?

430
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,240
Yeah that's him.

431
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:04,440
Yeah I think Abed and Preach did a.

432
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:08,960
And the guy one of the guys that caught him right he's wearing a cupcake suit in reference

433
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,680
to the cupcake incident of the last video.

434
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:17,420
And this guy's been trying to get back on social media in some way or form ever since

435
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,840
that incident and he keeps failing.

436
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,080
And this is just like another fucking I don't know why he's not in jail.

437
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,720
Well actually I know why he's not in jail because the police said the information or

438
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:31,120
the evidence is like you know what's the word?

439
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,040
Contaminated or something because it's been you know.

440
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,040
Yeah.

441
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,160
The way like the amateurs did it did it wrong.

442
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:41,120
But look at the description they gave for him.

443
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,120
What is it?

444
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,840
Because they did a whole video on it.

445
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,720
The title for the top one.

446
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,720
Complaining on the wrong playground oh god.

447
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,240
And then another video after that.

448
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,280
Being a YouTuber is being more than being a mother.

449
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,280
No.

450
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,280
I'm kind of like R Kelly.

451
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,280
Yeah.

452
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,280
What the fuck.

453
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,280
That's him isn't it.

454
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,280
EDP.

455
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,120
I think isn't that EDP too.

456
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,120
Is this him?

457
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,760
Because I know the top one the very top one is.

458
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,760
Yeah that top one is the second one I'm not sure.

459
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,760
He's not that skinny.

460
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,880
I don't think the second one is him.

461
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,920
The second one got caught doing that kind of shit too.

462
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,760
Yeah this is the second one's not him but it looks like him.

463
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,760
Damn.

464
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,760
Fucking.

465
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,440
What the fuck is wrong with these people.

466
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,440
Well they're pedophiles.

467
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,440
That's what's wrong with them.

468
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,440
Yeah that's very true.

469
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:32,800
Even Jacksepticeye said like YouTube's just a fucking field of groomers and pedophiles

470
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,800
now.

471
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,400
You hear about this fucking MrBeast beef.

472
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,320
Oh that was so damn stupid.

473
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,720
I'm just minding my own business.

474
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:48,040
Well it's like okay do I find a lot of the videos that MrBeast does kind of just stupid.

475
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:53,560
They're so they like they are just a shot of adrenaline of like content.

476
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,560
Yeah.

477
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,520
In such a condensed time frame.

478
00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:01,240
He's been like whenever he was talking about how whenever he was a kid and everything where

479
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:06,360
him and his friends would go out they would have these meetings all day about what works

480
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,320
in the algorithm and stuff like that.

481
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:13,760
Like they spent time figuring out what people watch so of course everything is going to

482
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,840
have like that super hype factor.

483
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:21,320
Like it moves like so quick and I'm just like.

484
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,960
But you have a millennial brain though.

485
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,120
For Gen Z this is perfect.

486
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,240
Like I'm like I'm having a fucking stroke.

487
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,160
Like even his reaction videos to other videos.

488
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,160
Yeah.

489
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,960
It's just bouncing everywhere.

490
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,080
I'm losing my fucking mind.

491
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:40,480
That's why Gen Z didn't mind with the One Piece episode.

492
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,720
Which was with the cameras bouncing around and shit.

493
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,400
That's why I've almost had a fucking stroke with that cartoon.

494
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400
When he went full tune.

495
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,400
Yeah.

496
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,400
I was like oh please.

497
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,400
I'm begging you.

498
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,400
But I don't know like Jack.

499
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400
Jack.

500
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400
Jacksepticeye.

501
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,400
I was going to say Jackass.

502
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400
Jackass.

503
00:20:55,400 --> 00:21:01,840
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to Jackass.

504
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,960
You will not believe how much of that content I've seen lately.

505
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,160
I've watched nothing but Van Marjette ruin his life.

506
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:15,340
Steve will talk about the prison pocket and Johnny Knoxville just getting a concussion

507
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:18,960
from a bull.

508
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:27,200
But like a person that does videos about Minecraft and shit constantly and then oh I've got an

509
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,600
automated system for this and Minecraft and all that.

510
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,960
It's the same shit.

511
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,520
Like you're playing somebody else's game.

512
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,520
Oh yeah.

513
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,520
You know what I mean?

514
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,920
Like whatever the algorithm tells you you have to do because they have like their little

515
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:39,920
YouTube managers.

516
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,920
Yeah.

517
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,240
They like you know they keep track of the algorithm for like their content.

518
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,400
Right, right, right.

519
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,640
So keep it up like you got to do this you got to do that you got to do this and that.

520
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,640
I'm just like man.

521
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,400
And then you lose all fun and the entire thing.

522
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,960
Yeah you're making money but.

523
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,440
It's always about the money.

524
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,200
Dad asked me to cut an avocado.

525
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,240
It's all about the money.

526
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,720
I would sell myself for the money.

527
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:05,560
Out of a lot of YouTubers I feel sorry for him because he went from being somebody that

528
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,560
was into fitness.

529
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,560
Man he was.

530
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,560
Doing shit.

531
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,760
He was handsome looking back when he was thinner right?

532
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,760
Like he tried.

533
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,120
And now he's thick and you know he's still kind of handsome looking.

534
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,760
He's a thick boy.

535
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,760
All that cushion though.

536
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,360
Or that girl that he's got with him.

537
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,360
I don't know.

538
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,360
That gigantic girl.

539
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:27,080
With her butt it's like oh fuck this food's gonna be destroyed.

540
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,480
You get two of them together.

541
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:33,200
Man I would get sick of eating that amount of food.

542
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,920
I could no.

543
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:39,920
I'm fat but man I'm like I'm just like I'm not I'm not you too fat.

544
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,920
It's a level.

545
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,160
Yeah it's a level I can't achieve.

546
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,280
Today we're gonna be eating 87 biscuits.

547
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,760
This guy had he got paralyzed from eating 413 chicken nuggets.

548
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,360
I'm gonna do 412.

549
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,360
That's the limit.

550
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,360
Oh fuck.

551
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,360
That fucking hurt.

552
00:22:54,360 --> 00:23:02,040
I'm gonna take a quick nap after 150 chicken nuggets.

553
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:05,040
I'm gonna go back and eat one more chicken.

554
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:11,400
Hello everybody my name is my name is uh my name I'm Biggie Smalls.

555
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,400
Call me Biggie Talls.

556
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:22,840
I'm gonna eat 857 every every every flavor of ramen noodles in one bowl.

557
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,840
People die.

558
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,840
And then I'm just gonna.

559
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,960
And then that's the beginning of the video right.

560
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:34,040
And then for the rest of the video I say nothing and all you hear is.

561
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:38,840
For the next so the first is me talking really hyperactive right.

562
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,320
Like welcome everybody I'm gonna eat.

563
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:48,000
I'm gonna eat this entire 10 pound gummy bear.

564
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,200
And then just the most grotesque.

565
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:59,200
It's anti ASMR.

566
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,040
Play it back for somebody that needs to vomit.

567
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,040
It's the anti ASMR.

568
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,960
It keeps you awake because you don't want to hear it.

569
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,120
It fucking just haunts your ears.

570
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,480
And it'll be it'll be a complete darkness.

571
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:16,920
So you like that don't you.

572
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,520
What the fuck is he doing.

573
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,560
What horrors is he committing to that food.

574
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,840
That was my point that was with Jacksepticeye.

575
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,040
He's acting like Mr. Beast ruined YouTube.

576
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,720
There's always been the fucking crazy ones.

577
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:34,320
Yeah YouTube is like a huge fucking landscape.

578
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,720
One fucking content creator is not gonna fucking just skew the algorithm then just go down

579
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,920
the line and fuck up everyone else's.

580
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,600
No like I even the people that hated PewDiePie.

581
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,280
He at least did random shit.

582
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,120
Like it wasn't only one thing all the time.

583
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,360
Like now he's got a kid.

584
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,360
So I'm gonna say the end word real quick.

585
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:59,160
Well you see he's been like he went from doing like game videos and all that like meme reviews

586
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,160
because what was it.

587
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:05,200
LWI is what he had for a long time last week and whatever like memes and stuff.

588
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,800
But he was doing that for a long time.

589
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,960
And now that he's had a kid he's posting stuff about his kid.

590
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,960
Like.

591
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,000
I always exploit those you have.

592
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
No not like that.

593
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
I'm just kidding.

594
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,760
No out of all YouTubers he's probably the one like even though he's the biggest YouTuber

595
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:24,340
before Mr. Beast I don't have disrespect for the way he treats his kid compared to a lot

596
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:26,240
of other people that do it.

597
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,740
Because a lot of them they're like now cry for the camera and stuff like that.

598
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:32,840
If one day he doesn't say this to his son.

599
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,080
Son one day and then he looks at the YouTube channel all this will be yours.

600
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:41,640
I don't want to be you have to be a YouTuber it's under the PewDiePie name.

601
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,440
So like like he becomes PewDiePie right.

602
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:49,360
His son and he looks exactly like PewDiePie now.

603
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,920
But like like 40 years from now.

604
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,920
Yeah.

605
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,920
Or like no 20 years from now.

606
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:53,920
Yeah.

607
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,040
And then like his son will be PewDiePie.

608
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,800
But you they never say.

609
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:58,800
It just randomly happens.

610
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,320
It'll just be like three hundred and fifty seven years of PewDiePie.

611
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,320
And no one will ever question like this guy's been on for like three hundred and fifty years

612
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,080
and he has not changed at all.

613
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:14,200
It's just they all come out looking exactly like Felix.

614
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,440
Would that not be the biggest fucking mind trip.

615
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,200
It's like you got all these conspiracy theories.

616
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,560
It's like like he's really he's a vampire.

617
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,560
He's been alive.

618
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,920
My great grandkids like grandpa you heard of PewDiePie.

619
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,960
Yeah when I was a kid he was a what the fuck.

620
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:32,720
I just.

621
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,960
Grandpa.

622
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:42,360
You think you're getting all.

623
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:46,920
For whatever reason it fucking breaks me.

624
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,720
I'm old.

625
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,880
Why am I.

626
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,880
He can't.

627
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,320
I'm just in the fucking loony bin.

628
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,320
He.

629
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,320
He.

630
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:05,040
He's like what's wrong with him like my son's like what's wrong with him like something.

631
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,520
I don't know something about someone not changing.

632
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,240
He changed.

633
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,520
You owe it to me Felix now.

634
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,960
But see that might happen though with AI where it's just him.

635
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,480
Oh just the generation.

636
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,480
Oh man.

637
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,600
That's going to trip the fuck out of some people.

638
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,600
Hi I'm Johnny Knox.

639
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,600
Welcome to Jack.

640
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,280
It's been like three hundred years of Johnny Knoxville.

641
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,760
It's all I.

642
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,760
So none of it's even real.

643
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,760
Hi I'm Johnny Knox welcome to Jack.

644
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,480
We're going to be doing the Oscars this week.

645
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,960
It's just like Johnny Knox hosting the Oscars.

646
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:34,960
The Oscars.

647
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,960
Oh God.

648
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaking of I wish they'd bring back Ricky Gervais for that.

649
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,840
I don't think.

650
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,960
Man we used to have Daphne.

651
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,960
He's like all right motherfuckers.

652
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:49,200
And he fucking tore that fucking building to the ground.

653
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,200
Yes he did.

654
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,920
The funniest part out of all of us.

655
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,400
I don't care about any of your stupid compliance.

656
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,600
Come up here get your trophy and leave.

657
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,600
Damn.

658
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,280
Because he told him that he said what was it.

659
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,720
You don't care about climate change.

660
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,520
You flew in here on your private jets.

661
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,240
Oh he was honest honest.

662
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,480
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.

663
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,400
He wasn't celebrity honest he was honest.

664
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,400
No he was honest.

665
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,960
That's a whole different story.

666
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,720
They can handle celebrity honesty.

667
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,720
Oh but not.

668
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,200
They can't handle true honesty.

669
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,200
No not at all.

670
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,920
The way he went up there and did it no.

671
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,600
Like if I walked if I walked past Tom Cruise like you ski.

672
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,640
I'm like you can't run.

673
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,720
He's like what what do you mean I can't run.

674
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,400
He would lose his fucking mind.

675
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,320
He would be jogging for like three hours straight in one movie.

676
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,320
Just to prove you wrong.

677
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,320
Yeah.

678
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,320
I can too.

679
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:47,320
To be honest he could run that.

680
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,120
Make a fucking jog to save his life.

681
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,880
At least I think he can.

682
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,800
We don't know if he can or not.

683
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,320
Well he is according to family guy he's super short remember.

684
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,320
I'm five for three.

685
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,080
Well they made him the size of Stewie.

686
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,800
Holy shit.

687
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,800
Why?

688
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:08,520
Really made it look like he's a little man.

689
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,680
I always had this movie idea because of me being a crazy person.

690
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,680
Yeah.

691
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,680
Where.

692
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,480
Well because I'm basically Adam Sandler without the fame or skill.

693
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,520
Well Adam Sandler is only Adam Sandler in movies.

694
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,360
Exactly I would be me in movies.

695
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,880
But I'll do it.

696
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,680
You know that meme where it's like a peacemaker and the other guy.

697
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,680
Yeah.

698
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,040
He's like he does what I do and like the other guy's like he does what I do.

699
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:42,400
Because when you remember the what's her name Amanda Waller tells tells what the fuck was

700
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,400
it like kill shot or something or something.

701
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:50,640
It was the Idris Elba was the actor and I don't remember the character's name.

702
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:55,040
But he she listed all this stuff that Idris Elba can do.

703
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,600
And then he takes her she takes him down to meet his team and she gives him what they

704
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,600
can do this this this.

705
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,360
Then he goes to get down to peacemaker and she tells him all this stuff he can do and

706
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:08,720
it's pretty much it's exactly the same as Idris Elba like to the word to the fucking

707
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,720
word right.

708
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,720
Yeah.

709
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,120
And he's just like what he does what I do and people like yeah but better.

710
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:20,120
So that's what I'm like when I say like but better I mean like I'm peacemaker and he's

711
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,960
Idris Elba except I'm not peacemaker because he's kind of douchebag in the last movie.

712
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:30,880
He redeemed himself in peacemaker but he was terrible in Suicide Squad.

713
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:36,800
He was good till the last arc the last story bit and it was like oh man because he kind

714
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,800
of turned on the team.

715
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,800
Yeah.

716
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,800
Spoilers.

717
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,680
You know for a movie that's so many years old now.

718
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,680
Yeah spoilers.

719
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:49,760
Wait wait you're telling me she kills she crushes the wicked witch with her with her

720
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,680
house and she takes her shoes.

721
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,920
Spoilers.

722
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,440
For some people yes that is a spoiler.

723
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,800
What was I saying.

724
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:06,720
Oh yeah because everyone does an action character where it's like they just take like the rock

725
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,560
or someone like big and bulky.

726
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,560
Yeah.

727
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:14,680
And then they come like it like just run run trains through everybody that that came out

728
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:19,560
horrific running trains in the sexual term.

729
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:24,160
He's just running trains through everybody.

730
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,080
He's just like oh good.

731
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,400
But he just like he's always like big like and he eventually just you know overcomes

732
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,400
his enemies.

733
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,400
Yeah.

734
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:38,560
My character being my mental frame and my personality it would be the main character

735
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:44,120
in the story but it would be I would pretty much I'd have to read basically all the mythology

736
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,040
of trickster gods.

737
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,040
Right.

738
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:56,240
So my character being smaller weaker not as you know physically gifted as all of his opponents

739
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:02,120
always outsmarts his opponents in a very ingenious witty way where he's like not fisticuffs right.

740
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,120
Yeah.

741
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,120
He's like.

742
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,360
So brains over brawn.

743
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,800
Brains over brawn right.

744
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,400
But more genuine.

745
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,400
Yeah.

746
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:14,200
Like if they catch me they're going to beat the shit out of me or but I would have to

747
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,200
like it.

748
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,520
That's another thing like I wouldn't want it to be like because I wouldn't want to be

749
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:23,560
like a power trip like the actors they get movies that they write a movie and they're

750
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,640
just like that fucking that guy in that movie right.

751
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,840
Like I like it actually humanized realistic version of a character you know like a person

752
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,400
that people can relate to.

753
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,400
Yeah.

754
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,920
Which is like a chance that you're going to lose instead of but like an actual chance

755
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,280
that I'm going to lose.

756
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,880
Like I had a great scene in my head.

757
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,520
Don't you don't you fucking steal this from me.

758
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,040
Don't you don't you listen to this and steal my fucking scene.

759
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,800
But I'm gonna give you a scene because one thing that John Truby right off the bat tells

760
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:56,000
you to do he wants you to write a story that's that's going to change your life.

761
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:00,240
And he said like that's saying that's asking for a lot.

762
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,680
But he said like the only way to know how you're going to change your life is to look

763
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,480
in yourself or within yourself.

764
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,520
And apparently said he actually said a lot of writers don't do that.

765
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,920
They don't look within.

766
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,640
So he said here's what you do.

767
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,760
First of all by the way he tells you to write a premise is not going to take you it's going

768
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:21,200
to take you weeks to find a good movie premise not a couple hours or a day or two like weeks

769
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:28,480
to take a like take a premise like Indiana Jones fights Nazis in Antarctica for an alien

770
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,520
artifact.

771
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,680
That's a premise.

772
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,600
But he says you have to go further like it's going to take you longer.

773
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,600
Right.

774
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,920
To be able to clean something because that that premise becomes your prison.

775
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,520
You got to write your story within the premise that you built.

776
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,400
So you got to know that that premise is the foundation from which your story is going

777
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,400
to grow.

778
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:49,200
And if it's a bad foundation no matter how good your story your dialogue your characters

779
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,640
your premise your stuff up here is if that foundation comes under any of it.

780
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,640
Yes.

781
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,160
I'm like bro you're speaking my language finally.

782
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,320
And he said here's what you do.

783
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:06,760
However long it takes you get yourself your wish list and your premise list.

784
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:12,360
He said write down everything you've ever wanted to see in a movie or a book depending

785
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,600
on what you're writing a play a comic book whatever write down everything you've ever

786
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,440
wanted to see.

787
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,440
Don't worry about budget.

788
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,960
Don't worry about like oh this will cost too much to make or do.

789
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,960
Don't censor yourself.

790
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,920
Just keep going until you're fucking tapped out.

791
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:31,240
And on this side write every premise you ever come up with every story idea.

792
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:35,000
Just write it in a neat one two sentence like line.

793
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,640
Just boom boom boom boom boom.

794
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:41,760
Like it'll be five fifty a hundred whatever until you fucking tap yourself out.

795
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,680
And then you take all of them you put them all down either on your wall on the fucking

796
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:51,440
bed wherever and you look them all over like from like an oh like a wide view like like

797
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,520
you're focused on writing right.

798
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,560
But once you like you put them all down and you come out from your writing and you see

799
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:03,680
where there's correlations in this that like what you enjoy basically and what you enjoy

800
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:08,280
begins to it will pop up from that fucking from the pages.

801
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:13,240
And you're like wait this with this with this with this would work into this.

802
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,240
And there you go.

803
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,840
There's your fucking fantastic movie.

804
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,160
Now if only Hollywood would know this.

805
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,160
Don't you worry about.

806
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,600
Oh fuck that got me.

807
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,600
Don't you worry.

808
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,600
I got I'm working on it.

809
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,240
Hollywood if you give me a chance to be my own actor writer I'll be the best you've ever

810
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,240
had.

811
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,240
I got a fucking franchise.

812
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,360
Well instead of a remake of a remake of a remake of a remake.

813
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,560
You got no remakes out of me.

814
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,000
You'll get fucking off that authentic stories.

815
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:44,460
I'm so tired of that because they're remaking all the Disney movies again.

816
00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:46,680
How many Snow White movies have they made.

817
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:52,440
Have you seen Snow White and the Seven Hills though.

818
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,160
That's a masterpiece.

819
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:59,240
It's basically it's basically a transvestite Snow White with seven women.

820
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,560
It's not I just made that up but that would be baller.

821
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:05,400
Now you're going to find a new.

822
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,840
So this this is basically a woman with a penis.

823
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:13,000
It just goes out and just bang seven holes.

824
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
You're welcome.

825
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
You just gave me a welcome.

826
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000
You're welcome everybody.

827
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,560
You just gave a new idea to Pornhub.

828
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,560
You're welcome.

829
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,720
Just that guy.

830
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,520
Snow White she's got some big titties and then she just fucking takes her dress off

831
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,880
and fucking dick falls out.

832
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,280
Like oh okay.

833
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,280
This story turned.

834
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,280
Plot twist.

835
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:41,000
What am I talking about.

836
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,600
I never I never kill someone's yum.

837
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,240
I read that in a porn book.

838
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,240
You never what?

839
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:51,920
Ew so you say something disgusting to someone's sexual interest.

840
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:52,920
I do.

841
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,920
I don't give a fuck.

842
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,760
If it's within like if it's not something like beastly or pedophilia or stuff like that

843
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,240
if someone did something like out of the ordinary.

844
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:06,360
So you don't do every person's.

845
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,000
Right.

846
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
So basically.

847
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,620
Just some people's.

848
00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:12,000
I made up that story about the trans.

849
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:18,920
I'm not really into like women with women and like you know with them having a penis.

850
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,160
But I watch it as out of interest.

851
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,160
Transphobic.

852
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,160
I'm not transphobic.

853
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:28,160
No you've seen those those interviews that have come out where there's a.

854
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,160
Transphobia.

855
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:33,640
Well not that but where they'll say if you wouldn't sleep with a woman with a dick you're

856
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,640
transphobic.

857
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,680
I don't want our balls hitting each other.

858
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,160
That's my the logistics man.

859
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:45,840
It doesn't be fucking clapping.

860
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,000
Nah.

861
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:54,320
I'm very like concerned you know I'm conservative when it comes to like my own sexual interest.

862
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,320
Yes.

863
00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:00,640
Does it mean I won't watch something that's out of my view out of my interest out of curiosity.

864
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,840
I might not find it attractive or sexually arousing.

865
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,840
Yeah.

866
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:06,840
I'm like that's interesting.

867
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,840
Well back to my stuff.

868
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,200
Like the time you had a kick with midget porn.

869
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:18,920
Like the time I watched a woman get banged while she was stuck in a kid's playhouse.

870
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,840
The guy's like I guess the only way to get you out is to fuck you out of it.

871
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,560
I'm like huh that's not really in the that's not really my thing but I'll watch.

872
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,280
It's not logistically intelligent but sure.

873
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,880
And she got pushed out.

874
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,240
So I guess he was right.

875
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:41,600
I think one day I'll tell you what I'm into and you'll just realize how boring it is.

876
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,160
I kind of figure.

877
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,840
But I'll tell you next week.

878
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:50,720
You guys you guys can all know no way sexual porn interest.

879
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,440
It's not as it's actually fucking boring.

880
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,160
It's a transfer.

881
00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:02,480
Now it's more like it's so it's so mundane Lee simple.

882
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,480
It's how boring it is.

883
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:13,240
Yes but I got to make people think that it's something fucking truly epic.

884
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:17,600
I can't really even think of anything that bad for four little people with five foot

885
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,600
dicks.

886
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,040
But how does that work your dick's bigger than your body and a gang bang with furry

887
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:28,440
transvestites was a furry transvestite.

888
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,800
What the fuck.

889
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,880
I'll tell you next week.

890
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:40,240
All right my fucking movie I might see an idea though it would be in the context of

891
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:47,960
like a thriller so be like detective or or like espionage or something like along those

892
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,120
lines.

893
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,520
So the main character which would be me because they're always me.

894
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,000
I kind of weird like why am I always always the main character.

895
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Maybe that's just how I write you know.

896
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,160
Maybe this is always me.

897
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,160
I can't write.

898
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,160
Are you want to be that.

899
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,960
You think you're the one.

900
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,960
I'm just the one.

901
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,800
I thought it was like narcissistic until I see Adam Sandler doing stuff.

902
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,800
Yeah.

903
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,520
And he doesn't always put himself in the best of light in the movies.

904
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,520
Yeah.

905
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,400
So that's you know that's respectful.

906
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,240
But he doesn't try to tell a good story.

907
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:20,200
Sometimes it doesn't come off right or it's you know just like like Jack and Jill.

908
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,280
But you know he's not everything can be happy Gilmore.

909
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,280
Right.

910
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,280
But waterboy.

911
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:31,520
Oh yeah.

912
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:37,160
Anyway so the main character would have to sneak into this room and he's got to find

913
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,960
some file or some bullshit right.

914
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,120
I haven't really thought it out too much.

915
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,120
Basically he's in the room.

916
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,800
The lights come on.

917
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,400
I guess it wouldn't work if the lights if you turn the lights on they know you're in

918
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,400
the room.

919
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,360
So maybe you have to like really reconfigure it.

920
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:59,040
But it does involve a light like some like dingy fucking ceiling lamp and it keeps flickering

921
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,880
like like you know like it's like going on and off and then it was a steady then when

922
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:09,200
flicker again steady flicker and he has he's doing something digging through files or whatever.

923
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:17,120
And concurrent to that an assassin that's been tailing him follows him to that room.

924
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,600
So maybe it had to be him his own room and maybe he forgot to lose a tail or the guy

925
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,880
is just that good at tailing.

926
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,880
Yeah.

927
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,880
It doesn't pick him up.

928
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,760
It probably would better if it was his own room.

929
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,840
So yeah if it's his own room he's going through some files that he found.

930
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:34,560
He's going to need to study them and then erase them or burn them or whatever.

931
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,920
But he had to leave with them because maybe some guards were coming so he had to keep

932
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,680
the files on him.

933
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,680
And he goes to his room.

934
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:46,440
It goes to the room and he's trying to do his stuff and the light keeps flickering.

935
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,960
And so and as he's doing his stuff with the files and everything like fuck this doesn't

936
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:50,960
work.

937
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:51,960
It's weird.

938
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:56,120
The assassin slowly you know coming up the flicking stairs coming down the hallway.

939
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,120
He's at the room.

940
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,440
He fucking slowly you know doing his little lockpicking or whatever.

941
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,080
You know turns the key.

942
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,000
He's got his gun out.

943
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,980
The door fucking opens slowly.

944
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:09,200
He doesn't realize that it's an old door so maybe it'll creak or something then the

945
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,120
other character picks up.

946
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,280
So it's like just like a minute but they're both so highly sensitive and trained.

947
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,280
Yeah.

948
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,280
What the fuck.

949
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,280
He turns.

950
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,480
Remember lights been flickering the whole time.

951
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,760
The minute the door opens gun goes up.

952
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,880
The light goes out and he just starts fucking blasting and all you see from that scene is

953
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,760
darkness intermittent with fucking gunshots.

954
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,840
You saw the other characters fucking hauling ass like oh fuck.

955
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,480
He's blasting from the doorway.

956
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,200
So it's black light black light.

957
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,960
So you're kind of seeing them like kind of like still motion.

958
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,760
And you know the other character has to escape.

959
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,760
That's one scene.

960
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,320
But believe me people I have the skill.

961
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,360
I just don't have the means because I haven't learned the techniques.

962
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,400
Or I've got the I've got the raw talent I guess.

963
00:42:54,400 --> 00:43:01,600
Yeah the idea part of I just don't have the fucking skills left to fucking put it on paper.

964
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,840
But when I do bro it's gonna be fucking glorious.

965
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,240
I got another one.

966
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:10,380
This one is an action scene and I don't know how it would work.

967
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:13,080
So basically you need a window and you need a wall.

968
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,320
So the walls here the windows.

969
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,160
How do I put it so the walls here right.

970
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,760
Like I'm telling you but I don't know how to explain it.

971
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:27,520
So the walls the windows like say like a house right.

972
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:32,480
And the house you have windows in front of your house on the edge of your your front

973
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,880
your front the front of your house.

974
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,440
And then you have the wall going down.

975
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,800
So the wall is perpendicular.

976
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,800
Yeah perpendicular.

977
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:43,560
So the wall there's the wall the windows and then it's like the edge of the wall.

978
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,560
Right.

979
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,760
So it's perpendicular along the house along the house right.

980
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,340
So you got the window against the wall that's going perpendicular.

981
00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:54,000
So it's basically on the edge of the wall.

982
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,920
One guy would have to get kicked once into that wall the perpendicular wall not where

983
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,340
the window is.

984
00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:04,260
So when you're seeing the scene you're seeing it from the from facing the window.

985
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:08,420
So facing the front of the house you see the guy get kicked in the frame against a perpendicular

986
00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:11,480
wall right next to the window.

987
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,960
And then that one kick knocks him back.

988
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,040
Boom the window fucking rattles.

989
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:20,840
And then another person comes in the frame and hits him with a fucking just like like

990
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:25,680
a cataclysmic sidekick to the stomach.

991
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:29,440
You know it's unbelievably powerful kick right.

992
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:35,080
Because one he's against the wall and to the hit the kick is so powerful the fucking window

993
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,440
burst the boom.

994
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:42,200
He's like oh look the guy be like I bet you that first kick hurt but I bet you that second

995
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,000
kick fucking hurt.

996
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,600
You know just to let him know that that shit like that's how you visually tell a person

997
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,280
that fucking hurt.

998
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,600
That first one rattled the window like oh that hurt.

999
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:59,040
But when they see the window shatter as the second kick lands and then boom.

1000
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,320
Ladies and gentlemen that's how you that's that's screenwriting 101.

1001
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,480
Again if Hollywood people don't have a paper.

1002
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:10,000
Give me give me a cigarette because I just came.

1003
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,640
Now I'm still learning but I have a lot of ideas that I put on my wish list.

1004
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,120
Yeah but that's what I'm saying.

1005
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,720
Hollywood doesn't do that kind of stuff anymore.

1006
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:21,400
It's remakes of every fucking thing and there's no new ideas about anything.

1007
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,000
They're trying to penny pinch so.

1008
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,680
At least it's a guaranteed hit right.

1009
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,560
They don't want to take chances on anything new.

1010
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,600
Yeah but people are getting tired of remakes too.

1011
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:36,360
So now it's just kind of a spiral downwards to see what can hit first.

1012
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:41,280
Which reminds me did you see that god awful new podcast that came out.

1013
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,800
Is it ours?

1014
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:43,800
No.

1015
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,600
One that's actually worse than ours.

1016
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,160
I don't know.

1017
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,160
I'm pretty bad.

1018
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,800
People think I'm a fucking pervert.

1019
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,520
I don't think they know.

1020
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,520
Yeah.

1021
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,720
No I mean as in.

1022
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:04,120
Okay each of the celebrities doing the podcast have tens of millions of followers and they've

1023
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:08,040
got like a thousand people interested in the damn podcast.

1024
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,560
I wish they had tens of followers.

1025
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:19,400
But it's Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver and Seth Meyers.

1026
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:25,120
They're doing a podcast together since the writer's strike is going on and the companies

1027
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,360
still want to make money off of them so they're making them do a podcast.

1028
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,360
Well that's another thing.

1029
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:34,760
You can't write a script or anything because it would go against the writer's strike wouldn't

1030
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:35,760
it?

1031
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:36,760
Even though I'm not part of the union?

1032
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,760
No.

1033
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,760
Write whatever the fuck you want to write.

1034
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,560
I don't want to you know.

1035
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,200
I will say right now I don't give up.

1036
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,480
I wouldn't want to step on any of the union's toes yet.

1037
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,480
I will.

1038
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,480
Hey man I'm trying to get a guy.

1039
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,320
You don't fuck about the writer's union?

1040
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,320
I do.

1041
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:57,360
If you offered money aside from what they were doing you'd say okay fuck you too.

1042
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,360
Would I be a scab?

1043
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,360
I don't know.

1044
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,360
I would.

1045
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,960
Hey if there's scabs for all the delivery companies out here I'll be a scab.

1046
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:06,960
Fuck them all.

1047
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,640
Like when UPS was going to go on strike.

1048
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,640
I'll be a scab.

1049
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,320
I bet you dollar stores think like that.

1050
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,760
That's why they don't have any fucking employees.

1051
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,720
Because I work at a dollar store and we don't have any fucking employees.

1052
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:21,720
Yeah.

1053
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,640
Like there's no, we are the scabs.

1054
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:28,960
We need to make sure they're all happily compensated financially.

1055
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,300
You're not going to get any more than this you know.

1056
00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:32,300
Dollar tree companies.

1057
00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:36,600
Whether that be dollar tree, dollar general, family dollar.

1058
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,600
Oh yeah it's a dollar tree.

1059
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,860
I mean dollar store companies.

1060
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:42,840
So yeah dollar tree, family dollar, dollar general.

1061
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,840
Dollars dollars y'all.

1062
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,520
The 99 cent stores?

1063
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,200
Less dollars more stuff.

1064
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,600
Any of them.

1065
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:52,600
Just a dollar.

1066
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,200
That's a good one.

1067
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,200
Always say.

1068
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,680
Once a dollar always a dollar.

1069
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,840
You're going to give new names to places?

1070
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,840
Basically.

1071
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,800
Although the one that's the cancer is dollar general.

1072
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,560
They're literally every fucking where.

1073
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,760
You drive out into the middle of the country anywhere and you'll find a fucking dollar

1074
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,640
general just in the butt crack of nowhere.

1075
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,320
Do love me a butt crack.

1076
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,320
Not of nowhere.

1077
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,320
Anywhere.

1078
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,280
That's a fat girl named Tammy.

1079
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,840
You know the best way to give a girl a massage is like she's on her back and you straddle

1080
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,120
her right and then you just put your dick in between her butt cheeks while you give

1081
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,120
her the massage.

1082
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,120
That way it's a nice little placeholder.

1083
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,880
While you give her that good old massage.

1084
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,240
Don't you worry girl I got you.

1085
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:38,960
Let me knock these knots out.

1086
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,040
I'm in here no way.

1087
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,040
Of course not.

1088
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:49,520
I got a lot of stamina.

1089
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,520
I love doing the hot dog.

1090
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,800
That's what it's called.

1091
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,200
I know you brought it up multiple times don't we now?

1092
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,240
Oh yeah that's how you can tell.

1093
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:03,840
That's how you tell a person to actually like a person can only hide their real self for

1094
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:04,840
so long.

1095
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:05,840
Yeah.

1096
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:13,560
Because it seeps out eventually like it's impossible for anybody to keep a facade forever.

1097
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,560
That's true.

1098
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,560
So you know that I like hot dog.

1099
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,560
That's it.

1100
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,360
That's why I don't even keep a facade to begin with.

1101
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,360
It's not worth it.

1102
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,360
I don't have one either.

1103
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,360
That's why.

1104
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,560
This is what you get in private and in public.

1105
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,000
I'm the same person regardless of where you go.

1106
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,320
I might be more quiet in public because I'm kind of introverted so I'm only my crazier

1107
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:35,920
self my true self with like the real me still there.

1108
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,200
It's just like the the dial is down a little bit.

1109
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:42,200
Yeah to one.

1110
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,400
That's fine though.

1111
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,800
I wouldn't be like hey you ever seen Snow White and the Seven Holes sir?

1112
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,600
That'd be funny.

1113
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,600
And he's like twice.

1114
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,560
I'm like oh come on.

1115
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,560
Like true connoisseur.

1116
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,920
Instead of all those prank people have you seen those going around too recently where

1117
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:06,920
you got all these people trying to prank these normal just employees like my back.

1118
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:11,120
Just like to leave these people alone like people that are like working in Target and

1119
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,520
stuff like that.

1120
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,400
Like there was one going around where it says dude.

1121
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,600
This dude and his friend they're buying things of bananas right?

1122
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:27,520
But that dude ate his banana and put it like just the banana peel up there.

1123
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:31,200
And the lady looked at him and she's like sir can I see yours so that way I can put

1124
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,800
it on the scale because you know how they have to.

1125
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:33,800
Oh they have to get it.

1126
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,600
Yeah they have to weigh them to sell them.

1127
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,880
And she's like just can I have that one so that way I can do this.

1128
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,640
And he broke it in half and handed it to her.

1129
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,920
It's like bro this lady looks like she has been there all damn day.

1130
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:48,920
She wants to go home.

1131
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:49,920
She might have been on it.

1132
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,920
Right.

1133
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,920
This is right.

1134
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,920
She worked at Target.

1135
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:57,640
Like bro like just don't fuck with people that are doing normal.

1136
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,640
Go fuck with people that don't do normal jobs.

1137
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,200
How about don't fuck with anybody.

1138
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:06,440
That would be smart but also these are the same people that are getting cabbed so you

1139
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,440
know.

1140
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,440
They get shot.

1141
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,200
Yeah that's already happened a couple of times now.

1142
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,440
Like these people that are going into areas you shouldn't be fucking with people at and

1143
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,880
you know the graph of fuck around and find out.

1144
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,880
Yeah.

1145
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:18,880
They're finding out.

1146
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,520
Well maybe they got to find out or else they won't stop.

1147
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,000
See whenever we were kids.

1148
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,680
I had a cousin that went to jail.

1149
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,200
He sure changed when he got out.

1150
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,440
He wasn't the same as he was though.

1151
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,240
That's all they needed a little bit of prison time.

1152
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,560
They'll come out right in his rain.

1153
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:38,280
Yeah but this is all happening in California and New York so they don't lock anybody up.

1154
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,280
Well take them to the sewers.

1155
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,280
Send them to the subways.

1156
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,280
The rats.

1157
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,280
Yeah with the rat king.

1158
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,280
With Splinter.

1159
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,280
Look what we found here.

1160
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,880
With Master Splinter.

1161
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,880
Another prankster.

1162
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,880
Talk about fucking Ninja Turtles.

1163
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,240
They don't have sex with Ninja Turtles.

1164
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:58,280
Talking about the Ninja Turtles.

1165
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,360
That first movie is just absolute gold.

1166
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:09,200
When first the costumes are so fucking realistic that I can't believe they can't do that now.

1167
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:14,120
That first movie where they go down to the sewers after an adventure and Master Splinter

1168
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:20,840
has been kidnapped by the foot clan and Raph comes in with his fucking size and he's like

1169
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:25,160
that's probably the best fucking comic book movie I've seen in a long time.

1170
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:26,160
And it's probably back in 1990.

1171
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,760
Yeah that's an old movie.

1172
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,400
Like six years after the comic book came out in 84.

1173
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:35,460
And just the pure intensity of Raph.

1174
00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:37,360
I was like where is this?

1175
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:38,360
In movies now?

1176
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:45,760
Yeah in super movies I've got fucking cheeseburger burfs.

1177
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:50,760
But it's just so compelling because it seems so honest.

1178
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,280
Whoever wrote it was like man I love the Ninja Turtles.

1179
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,960
And they gave them all such unique personalities.

1180
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:01,880
You got Michelangelo, one of the foot clan soldiers that used a nunchuck and he's like

1181
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,560
oh I feel a chucker eh?

1182
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,280
He fucking tightens up his bandana and he's like oh.

1183
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,040
And he has a fucking nunchuck battle with him.

1184
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:17,040
And Donatello is rubbing his fucking stick with one of those fucking pull a cue.

1185
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,040
Little chalk things.

1186
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,120
And he just fucking knocks people out.

1187
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:25,760
I mean they never hit, like Raph and Leonardo never actually hit anyone with their weapon

1188
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:29,640
because they would have fucking cut him in half.

1189
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:35,160
But like man, and I found out in the second movie they wanted to emphasize less on the

1190
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,160
weaponry.

1191
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,440
They kept doing weird shit without weapons.

1192
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,960
Like fucking Michelangelo using like rolls of fucking sausage.

1193
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:43,960
Yeah I remember that.

1194
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:44,960
I was like what the fuck?

1195
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:45,960
Yeah.

1196
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,800
And then fucking Donatello is like pretending to be like that little push clown that comes

1197
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,160
back up and he's like yeah yeah.

1198
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,920
Okay he sees the push clown right?

1199
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,120
And he pushes it and it comes right back up right?

1200
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,000
He's like yeah yeah yeah yeah.

1201
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,360
I'm like what the fuck did he just discover?

1202
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,480
Because then he starts doing the same animation as the fucking push clown.

1203
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,640
And he comes down and I'm like what the fuck is it?

1204
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,240
The second movie tipped off way too far.

1205
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,840
It's still good but it's not one.

1206
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,360
And three is not any of them.

1207
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,120
Well that's what I don't like.

1208
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:23,720
For all the things that Marvel movies have going for them, the one thing I don't like

1209
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:28,360
is a lot of the characters have become, they've almost become each other at this point.

1210
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,920
A lot of characters are acting way too similar.

1211
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,560
They gotta hit the beats and then move on.

1212
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:40,680
Like even Thor, they kind of ruined Thor a little bit because they made him way too much

1213
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:41,680
of a comic relief character.

1214
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,760
Yeah that was kind of weird.

1215
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:48,640
Like Thor in the comic books was never extremely comedic.

1216
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,720
He was more of a little bit of a serious or more serious character.

1217
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:57,440
I know they wanted to differentiate him from Captain America and also lean into more Chris

1218
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,960
Helmsworth, his personality.

1219
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:00,960
Which is fine.

1220
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,880
And it worked in Ragnarok perfectly.

1221
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:07,080
But then they dialed it up to 11 and what was the next one called?

1222
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,080
Love and Thunder?

1223
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,080
Love and Thunder, yeah.

1224
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:10,440
The name was like way too high.

1225
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,440
Yeah.

1226
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,080
I think they should have come back a little bit from Ragnarok.

1227
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,720
Right, like if he's fate and they should have done Gorr the Butcher a little bit better

1228
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:18,720
from right here.

1229
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:21,720
Yeah Gorr the Butcher is soft.

1230
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:22,720
He's soft.

1231
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,720
Well.

1232
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:24,720
Have you seen the movie yet?

1233
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,720
No.

1234
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,720
You still haven't seen it?

1235
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:27,720
I don't have Disney Plus.

1236
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:28,720
Well don't watch it.

1237
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,720
It's not worth it.

1238
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:30,720
You won't.

1239
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:36,520
Like even the part where What's Her Name gets Thor's powers.

1240
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,920
It's so god awful.

1241
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:39,920
Like Natalie Portman?

1242
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:40,920
Yes.

1243
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,480
Man she was thick and that one she was like buff as hell.

1244
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,480
CGI.

1245
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,480
Oh wow.

1246
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:46,480
It's all CGI.

1247
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,480
I was like man.

1248
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,840
And you can tell too in certain parts of the movie.

1249
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,800
I love me a muscle mommy.

1250
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,840
Moving huh?

1251
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,680
I told you I like it all.

1252
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:02,840
I guess I should tell you if you need to know exactly what I like sexually it is the entire

1253
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,440
spectrum of the female form and psyche.

1254
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:12,160
It is like every shape of woman and every mental like configuration of woman.

1255
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,160
I like it all.

1256
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,160
There's a limit.

1257
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,160
It's still hard limits.

1258
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,160
There is no limit.

1259
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,160
Listen.

1260
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:21,200
The only limit is if she's like insane.

1261
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,560
If she's a bad person.

1262
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,560
Like you've never heard.

1263
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,560
If she's a bad person.

1264
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,800
You've been saying.

1265
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:33,040
But like if she's interesting and she's unique and she like you know.

1266
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,000
It always starts with the face for me.

1267
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,440
If I like the face regardless of what people like.

1268
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,440
This is a ten.

1269
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,440
This is a five.

1270
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,200
Like it's just like to me there's no like numbers.

1271
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,760
Like I like this face and I like this face equally.

1272
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,200
I like it all equal.

1273
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:54,160
I'm an equal opportunity fucker.

1274
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,840
I just like women.

1275
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:02,920
I like to like be intimate with as many like the entire spectrum of womanhood.

1276
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:03,920
You can have Liz.

1277
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,200
They can have it all.

1278
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,200
They can have all this and you can have all that.

1279
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:13,200
I want all of it.

1280
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,840
People say means that Liz is known because she's a bad person.

1281
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,840
Not body type.

1282
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,240
Not even for me.

1283
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,240
Body type.

1284
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:21,240
Oh my body type.

1285
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,240
None of that.

1286
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,240
She's a bad person.

1287
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:27,800
Remember beached whale is not a body type that's a species.

1288
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:28,800
She's a big girl.

1289
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,800
It's all right.

1290
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:34,800
My good old hemipedic.

1291
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:39,960
She for she she knows my the contours of my body but she can never let her lay on top.

1292
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:40,960
Got that.

1293
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,360
Yes she can kill me.

1294
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,360
I'll see you in Valhalla.

1295
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:51,000
I'm gonna fight to the death.

1296
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,440
Should I come or I die or both.

1297
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,720
What about neither.

1298
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,720
Then I'll see you in Valhalla.

1299
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,480
What do you mean not die.

1300
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:04,280
I just come out broken but all the demons still in me like damn she got me.

1301
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,280
I couldn't finish.

1302
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,280
Everything just broke.

1303
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,800
I'm all just broke down like oh man that was the best day of my life.

1304
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:15,200
Then you wake up two years after a coma.

1305
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,200
Did I come?

1306
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,200
No.

1307
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,200
No sir you did not.

1308
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,200
I just wake up did I come?

1309
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:23,600
No sir you came so you did you're not coming is what knocked your brain out.

1310
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:28,920
All the demons burst in your head like oh god.

1311
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:33,040
If I remember in a horrific accident right you know what my first you know what the first

1312
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,040
thing I ask is.

1313
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,040
Doctor.

1314
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,560
So yes I don't want to know what year it is.

1315
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,300
I don't know what I look like.

1316
00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,300
Can I still fuck.

1317
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:43,840
That's all I wanted to know.

1318
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,840
What if it happens.

1319
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:45,840
No.

1320
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,840
Then why the fuck am I still alive.

1321
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,480
You son of a bitch.

1322
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:56,800
You become a quadriplegic and you have nothing at all.

1323
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,280
But can I still fuck sir.

1324
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,280
No it's just that.

1325
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:07,360
Can I if there is even the 1% chance that I can I'm gonna.

1326
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,800
I don't care what medicine says.

1327
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:17,640
If there's a fucking 0.0000 to the one and a half percent whatever bullshit power so

1328
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:20,360
you have less than a 0% chance of fucking.

1329
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:21,360
So there's still a chance.

1330
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:26,280
That's all I'm that's all you're gonna hear from me.

1331
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,280
So there's a chance.

1332
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,280
OK.

1333
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:29,280
So there's still a chance then.

1334
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,280
OK.

1335
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,000
But I like that's all I needed to hear.

1336
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,680
Yeah that's that's motivation people.

1337
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:38,680
Someone tells me that you got a 50% chance of walking like I can't walk then you got

1338
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:42,200
a 1% chance of being able to still know I can't walk.

1339
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,080
And they're like if you got a 1% chance of fucking so I can fuck.

1340
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,120
So there's a 1% chance that I can then OK.

1341
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:54,680
That doesn't get all business like if they say I had a 99% chance of using my left arm

1342
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:57,560
like so it's broken is fucking ruined for life.

1343
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:01,680
But they say I got a fucking 1% chance of so I can still fuck.

1344
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:02,680
That's me.

1345
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:03,680
I just have to be creative.

1346
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,360
So you're going to be blind for the rest of your life.

1347
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,400
But can I fuck.

1348
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,320
I just imagine what they look like.

1349
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,960
They can describe it to me.

1350
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,080
You might not want that.

1351
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,160
I don't mind whatever it is.

1352
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,160
I'm just I don't know.

1353
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:24,720
Like I just I'm so abrasive or embrace of just every female body type.

1354
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:25,720
I don't know why.

1355
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:26,720
I'm just into all of it.

1356
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,360
I love all every.

1357
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:32,940
It's always basically like whatever like if you're like 89 pounds right flat chested with

1358
01:00:32,940 --> 01:00:33,940
no ass.

1359
01:00:33,940 --> 01:00:34,940
Let's get it.

1360
01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:40,220
If you're 400 pounds with a booty the size of a fucking dumb truck with and like titties

1361
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:42,040
like up to your look down to your knees.

1362
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,480
I'm like let's get down to business.

1363
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:52,480
And everything in between your tall your short your this can be so midget.

1364
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,720
They can even get it.

1365
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,840
They can get it twice.

1366
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:57,840
She six foot five.

1367
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,840
She can get it as high as I can get it.

1368
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:04,120
She can bend over a table right and I'll grab a fucking chair.

1369
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,560
Let's get down to business.

1370
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:12,600
Let's just like life is too short not to enjoy consensual enjoyable sex with as many people

1371
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,640
of your sexual preference as you can.

1372
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:22,640
You know as long as you come in there with the right attitude and a positive communication

1373
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,480
like I want this I want that.

1374
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,260
I'm not in I don't want a long term relationship.

1375
01:01:26,260 --> 01:01:30,560
You know like the hookup the art of the hookup and not the art of the pickup which is just

1376
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:34,160
like manipulating women but like being honest with what you want from them and what they

1377
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,160
want from you.

1378
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,360
And there you go.

1379
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:42,800
Enjoy enjoy all of it.

1380
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,800
Still a virgin.

1381
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:50,120
That would be fun.

1382
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,120
All right.

1383
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,120
That's I guess that's it for today.

1384
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:53,120
All right.

1385
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:59,120
Well with that after you've learned everything that you want to know about no I will tell

1386
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,600
you everything you want to know and then some.

1387
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,600
Oh dear God.

1388
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,920
Well with that we will see you guys on the next one.

1389
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:07,920
You guys can leave me comments.

1390
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:09,360
They can ask me any question I'll answer it.

1391
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:38,000
The best of my body.