1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,680 Hello and welcome back to the podcast. 2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,680 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,680 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,520 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,960 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,040 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,680 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:29,080 Tonight Noe is going to get to meet Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé. 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,080 We met. 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,080 It didn't go well. 11 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:37,480 And yeah, we're going to look at his cringiest moments. 12 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:38,480 Okay. 13 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:43,360 So, but before we do, like, share and subscribe to the channel. 14 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,320 You can also enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 15 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,320 We also have membership tiers on those platforms if you'd like to support the channel or you 16 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,920 can check out buymeacoffee.com forward slash KOE podcast. 17 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,360 Alrighty. 18 00:00:54,360 --> 00:01:00,360 So we have Noe's favorite person in the world named Big Ed. 19 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,440 What do you know about Big Ed? 20 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,160 He's not big, but his name is Ed. 21 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,960 And he's got no neck. 22 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:12,720 I gotta say, he is big in like the, the, like, mass size, but not so much the height size. 23 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,720 He's shorter than I am, isn't he? 24 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:14,720 Yeah, he's short. 25 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,720 He's like really short. 26 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,720 I'm a staggering five foot two or three. 27 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,720 I can't remember which one. 28 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,720 It depends on the day. 29 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:19,720 Five foot two or three, whichever one. 30 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:30,480 It is, you know, the benefits of being short is if you have the same size penis as a taller 31 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,320 person, it just looks better on you. 32 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:36,000 Like if you're both like six inches, right? 33 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Yeah. 34 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,280 It looks fucking banging on a person that's five foot three. 35 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,000 So imagine if somebody is six foot three and has the same size as a midget. 36 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,280 Man, that midget must be fucking swinging a hammer. 37 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,680 I'm saying if it's backwards. 38 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,640 So it's as big as well. 39 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,920 Midgets, the penis size actually varies. 40 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:53,920 I didn't mean clinically midget. 41 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,640 I just meant super short dude. 42 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,640 Oh, so me. 43 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:04,680 A dude that would normally be rocking maybe normal average and then go to somebody that's 44 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,360 six foot six, six and a half feet. 45 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,920 And so like their average, it would, his average would be like terrible. 46 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,920 Yeah. 47 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:16,440 Maybe like, yeah, I don't have anything. 48 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,440 Itty bitty. 49 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,280 The body proportion does make a big difference. 50 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,280 Itty bitty, pity committee. 51 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,280 Peeny. 52 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,280 Peeny instead of teeny. 53 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,280 I can't say. 54 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,280 It sounds terrible. 55 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,280 Peeny. 56 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,280 I don't know. 57 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,280 Some short guys are blessed. 58 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,760 Blessed by pre-epis. 59 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,640 If you get the reference. 60 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:36,640 I got, I lucked out. 61 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:40,000 That's probably why I don't care so much that I'm short. 62 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Exactly. 63 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,440 The only thing I care about is that it looks terrible because I'm so overweight now. 64 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:49,120 If I was like one, like 40, right, with like a six pack, my God. 65 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,320 I have to say God had to give you something. 66 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,960 It took away your height. 67 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:58,560 He blessed me with this tremendous intelligence and a fat cock, but made me obese. 68 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:03,240 You got two knocks and two. 69 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,240 All right. 70 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,880 So we're going to get to meet big Ed. 71 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:07,880 Big Ed. 72 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,880 Ready? 73 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,280 God, just looking at it now. 74 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,800 It's too much to bear. 75 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:22,760 He's 54. 76 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:29,280 I'm super excited because I also bought a ring and I plan to ask Rose to marry me. 77 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,000 Let me lean this way. 78 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,240 It's a lot of man. 79 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,400 I thought that was mayonnaise. 80 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,400 It is mayonnaise. 81 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,400 It is mayonnaise. 82 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,400 Why is he putting on his hair? 83 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:45,160 That's a lot of man. 84 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,160 God. 85 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:55,760 So I found out that mayonnaise and less dry. 86 00:03:55,760 --> 00:04:03,400 I'm self conscious of my physical appearance because Rose is 31 years younger than me. 87 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,400 31 years younger. 88 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,400 Yeah. 89 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,400 Like an egg salad. 90 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,400 She's 23. 91 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,400 Yeah. 92 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,880 I just want to look young for Rose. 93 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,560 I just want to look young for Rose. 94 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,040 Maybe don't put mayonnaise in your. 95 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,040 Wow. 96 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,040 Whatever. 97 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,040 You want to pile the mayonnaise in? 98 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,040 I'm glad to have you back in here. 99 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,040 You smell like mayonnaise. 100 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:26,640 I just wanted to treat you like the queen you are. 101 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,760 So will you stand for one second? 102 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,760 What's he doing? 103 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,800 Would you please go take a nice warm bath? 104 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,320 It puts the lotion on the skin or else he gets the hose again. 105 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,320 Does he want those? 106 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,320 I have a jazz. 107 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,320 She brought pajamas. 108 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,320 Perfect. 109 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,320 Okay. 110 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,320 Right this way. 111 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,320 Okay. 112 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,320 Wait. 113 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,320 So he want her ass naked. 114 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,320 Okay. 115 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,320 In the robe. 116 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,320 Respect my boy. 117 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,320 Respect my past. 118 00:04:51,320 --> 00:05:00,040 Respect me like a girlfriend, like a future wife, like love someone. 119 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,040 That's important. 120 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,040 Respect and relationship. 121 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,040 He has none. 122 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,040 Okay. 123 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,040 Sorry. 124 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,040 I got the massage. 125 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:14,000 I would like to order of your finest champagne. 126 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Okay. 127 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,200 Thank you so much. 128 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:21,480 I'm definitely looking forward to his sunglasses on the back of his shirt. 129 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:26,480 He hung them. 130 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,000 He hangs them behind his respect. 131 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,440 I want to take this weird. 132 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,440 Be proud that he can reach back there. 133 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,880 Shut your fucking mouth, sir. 134 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,400 Have her temperature yet when it comes to romance. 135 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,400 Perfect. 136 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,400 Right here. 137 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,400 Okay. 138 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,400 He's being so fucking cringy. 139 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,400 I want to show Rose how romantic I can be. 140 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,400 Okay. 141 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,400 Yes, perfect. 142 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,400 Thank you so much. 143 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400 Okay. 144 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,400 Thank you so much. 145 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,400 Okay. 146 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,400 Rose? 147 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,400 Yes? 148 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,400 Hi. 149 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,400 How are you? 150 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,400 I'm good. 151 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,400 You look great. 152 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:03,400 Come with me. 153 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,400 Wow. 154 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,400 Yes. 155 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,400 So can you sit down right here? 156 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,400 Yeah. 157 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,400 Just I just on your butt. 158 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,400 Okay. 159 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,400 Perfect. 160 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,400 Yeah. 161 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,400 Where else would you sit on? 162 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,400 You can sit on her fucking legs. 163 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,400 Women do that sometimes. 164 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:24,200 Can I give a toast to my queen? 165 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,200 What's in there? 166 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,200 Little strawberry. 167 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,200 Where's that? 168 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,200 Yeah. 169 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,200 Okay. 170 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,200 You are the king. 171 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,200 No, I hope I'm not your queen. 172 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,200 You're my queen. 173 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,200 You're the queen and I am the king. 174 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,200 Okay. 175 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,200 I love you. 176 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,200 Cheers. 177 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,200 Close enough. 178 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,200 Oh my God. 179 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,200 That's awesome. 180 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,200 Okay. 181 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,200 Okay. 182 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,200 So now I want you to relax. 183 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,200 I'm going to give you the best foot massage you've ever had. 184 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200 Okay. 185 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,200 Relax. 186 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,200 So fucking creepy. 187 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:57,200 And you can go and take off your robe. 188 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,200 Oh my God. 189 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,200 Okay. 190 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,200 Fine. 191 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,200 Perfect. 192 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,200 Okay. 193 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,200 Nice. 194 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,200 That was weird. 195 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,200 What was that about? 196 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,200 He was like, oh my, you still got your pajamas on. 197 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,200 He was like, wow, you look amazing. 198 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,200 I couldn't tell his reaction. 199 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,200 I think he was mad that she wasn't butt naked. 200 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:19,200 It's a weird way to do a foot massage. 201 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,200 Yeah. 202 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,200 Well, he would have tried sucking the toes if it wasn't me. 203 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:28,200 He's really unrelaxed is what I mean. 204 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,200 She probably is very unrelaxed too at this point. 205 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,200 I don't blame her. 206 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,200 You don't want to say somebody like that. 207 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,200 You got some hairy legs by the way. 208 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,200 You're late. 209 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:41,200 So how do you say kiss in Tagalog? 210 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,200 Okay. 211 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,200 May I? 212 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:53,200 May I? 213 00:07:53,200 --> 00:08:00,200 The other can. 214 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,200 She fucking picked her forehead. 215 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,200 Okay. 216 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,200 One kiss. 217 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,200 Can you leave it? 218 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:11,200 I have never in my life kissed a woman like this. 219 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,200 Can I have like you? 220 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,200 Oh my God. 221 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,200 That was nice. 222 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,200 Good morning. 223 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,200 Good morning. 224 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,200 Good morning. 225 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,200 How are you? 226 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:30,200 Oh, he showed his face is why Rose's father doesn't live here, but he decided to stay 227 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,200 the night to keep an eye on me. 228 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:41,200 He wants to take a shower with you. 229 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:45,200 He's going to take a shower with her? 230 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,200 Maybe that's your culture. 231 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,200 I don't fucking know. 232 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,200 Look at his face. 233 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:55,200 Yeah, he looks completely uncontrolled about taking a shower with another grown man, which 234 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,200 I don't blame him. 235 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,200 Take a wash together. 236 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:01,200 Wait, is she going to shower with him too? 237 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,200 No. 238 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,200 Okay. 239 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,200 I'm like, you're getting a little too weird. 240 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,200 There's just two of them. 241 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,200 Why is she still there though? 242 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,200 I think she leaves. 243 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,200 Nice tattoos. 244 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:19,200 He has the smallest titties for a fat man I've ever seen. 245 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,200 I got a solid C cup at least. 246 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,200 He's got no titties at all. 247 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:26,200 That's weird. 248 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,200 Why is he freaking out? 249 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,200 Because it's cold. 250 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,200 Oh. 251 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,200 This has to be the weirdest experience of my life. 252 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:38,200 Why do they still have their fucking shorts on? 253 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,200 I'd be ass naked taking a shower. 254 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,200 I wouldn't give a fuck. 255 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,200 I'm going to get cleaned one way or another. 256 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,200 Are those chickens? 257 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,200 There's chickens. 258 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:55,200 He's not used to this. 259 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:59,200 This is like a Mexican environment that I'm going to be 100% used to this. 260 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,200 Exactly. 261 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,200 You can tell that he's from the California area. 262 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,200 Yeah. 263 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,200 Chickens everywhere. 264 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,200 The fucking concrete. 265 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,200 Every structure. 266 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,200 Taking a shower with a hose. 267 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200 Yeah. 268 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,200 That's Mexico 101. 269 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,200 That's Southside Oklahoma City. 270 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:18,200 He was not prepared for this though. 271 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200 I'm done. 272 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,200 I'm done. 273 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,200 I'm done. 274 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,200 You're done. 275 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,200 That was weird. 276 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,200 What is that? 277 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,200 A dead rat. 278 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:29,200 Oh fuck. 279 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:33,200 That sucks. 280 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,200 Again, Southside. 281 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,200 It's still alive. 282 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:48,200 It looks like a rat. 283 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,200 Someone else? 284 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,200 Yeah, after he broke up with Rose. 285 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:58,200 He gets his back waxed. 286 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,200 Somehow he got two women. 287 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,200 He's rocking that haircut though. 288 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,200 It fits him better than the last one. 289 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,200 The manners. 290 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:13,200 Yeah, that was a bad idea. 291 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,200 He constantly wants to massage. 292 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,200 It's probably his fetish. 293 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:21,200 No harm I guess than that. 294 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:27,200 As long as you know what you're doing. 295 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,200 Ravioli. 296 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,200 I don't know why I said that. 297 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,200 He's probably thinking it. 298 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:38,200 Don't you lie to me. 299 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,200 He just felt that way for that girl Rose. 300 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,200 Yeah, Rose. 301 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,200 Oh yeah. 302 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,200 Don't do that. 303 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:51,200 That booty. 304 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,200 That booty though. 305 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,200 What the fuck? 306 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,200 That was weird. 307 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,200 I thought that was a little dog. 308 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:07,200 He's got a bunch of nerves in his shoulders too because he's got no neck. 309 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:17,200 He's got a bunch of nerves in his shoulders too because he's got no neck. 310 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:35,200 Oh, he's ass naked. 311 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:47,200 He's all business right now. 312 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,200 That cameraman got an eye full of some cock. 313 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,200 He's like, damn it. 314 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,200 Big Ed. 315 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:59,200 And he was naked. 316 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:11,200 I'm not going to get my dick. 317 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,200 But they were dating. 318 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,200 I'm confused now. 319 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:24,200 There's a little role play. 320 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,200 Please don't moan. 321 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,200 Yeah, I knew he was a fucking moaner. 322 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:42,200 I fucking knew it. 323 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:49,200 Yeah, like he's struggling to talk. 324 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:58,200 Get that laser surgery. 325 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:21,200 Knock that shit out. 326 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,200 The business. 327 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,200 He wants the business. 328 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,200 Damn fucking ripped a hole off of his fucking back. 329 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,200 Jesus. 330 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:39,200 Why's the wrist so white? 331 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,200 It was the same noise he made if he took a strap on. 332 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:46,200 I fucking know it is. 333 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:53,200 He's like, you're going too deep. 334 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:58,200 You're not going to get up there. 335 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:03,200 He's like, I'm not going to get up there. 336 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,200 You're going to get up there. 337 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,200 Well, that's the only one big in the whole world. 338 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,200 I don't even know how to access that. 339 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,200 I don't even have that app on my desk. 340 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,200 We've talked about this before. 341 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,200 I created that a year and a half ago, 342 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,200 that motherfucker just immediately dropped. 343 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:24,700 I would know that and said last active two hours ago damn big head me 344 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,360 He now say it's not him again dammit 345 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:35,880 I have the proof Sean ass were you on dating apps this year you lied you said no I said yes you were 346 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,440 That was me 347 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,720 You hear his voice 348 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,720 Yeah, he did it 349 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,700 They're gonna fucking they're gonna throw them under the bus those goddamn producers 350 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,800 Those motherfuckers 351 00:15:55,000 --> 00:16:00,360 If I was that big and I thought they'd have my back hell no they want more drama. Yeah, they sure do 352 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,620 He's so stupid a lot the things 353 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:10,260 I'm gonna he comes up with some stupid shit. He's an interesting character 354 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,100 Well, he wants his love and 355 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,300 You know a lot of it 356 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:20,500 Well, like one of the creepiest things that he ever did is whenever he was with Rose 357 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:25,940 Because you were talking about her hairy legs. Mm-hmm. Hey guys, like this needs to be shaved 358 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:30,240 This needs to be shaved so she went in there and she shaved and then she comes back up 359 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,020 She said better better and he rubs his finger like 360 00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:41,140 But is it the thing that it's because of the way it big head looks 361 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:47,620 It's not a traditional like if it was a more attractive man doing all that stuff when people still consider it creepy in certain respects 362 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:51,340 Yeah, or is only because it's big ad. I think it's I think it's a combination of both 363 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:57,980 Because he's kind of like he thinks he's an extremely attractive dude. That's just self-confidence 364 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,820 a 365 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,860 Certain extent like I am just dripping with sexuality 366 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:11,060 Like I if I hit women with the smolder of my fucking eye gaze they'll fucking nut their 367 00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,980 Game that was a little too far 368 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,420 Yeah 369 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:19,060 big edges 370 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:21,180 He's he's just well 371 00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:25,580 They also caught it like whenever I think we were talking about it one time where he's a photographer, too 372 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:30,740 Mm-hmm, so they come in he's like yes. Yes exactly like that 373 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,460 And he looks at 374 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,620 This cash phrase or something. I don't know 375 00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:43,940 The fucking hissing nice and then on top of that he created his own stickers his own merchandise to try to sell it 376 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:47,780 Nobody ever bought it. So it was sitting at his house whenever he was dating that last girl 377 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:53,140 So what the who are the other two women? The first one was from 90 day fiance 378 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:57,460 I know that one but like that was the second girlfriend right who caught him with the dating app 379 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,060 But who was she showing she was showing these other two women 380 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,980 Those were his sugar babies 381 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,700 sugar babies yes 382 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:13,660 Between the two women he dated these other women apparently and he called him a sugar babies. Well, what does it have to do with her? 383 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,700 because 384 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:18,460 While she was dating him he went back to go see him again 385 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:24,300 I'm real confused, but she seemed to accept those two because he told her about him, but she would not the dating app 386 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,820 Yes, because he was just recently on that 387 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:30,420 The same day that man is a fucking horn dog 388 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:37,300 Yeah, he wants all the business and a lot of people pointed out to whenever he started day for 90 day fiance crap 389 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:44,220 When he went over to the Philippines to see that girl Rose. Uh-huh. He was treating her like a sex tourist would 390 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:49,020 So never get it. No, he expected her to to do a 391 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:55,940 STD test and stuff like that, but they the doctors are not good enough for him to do one 392 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,740 Because she said okay. Okay, I'll do it you do too 393 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:02,580 No, no, no, I do 394 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:05,180 He must have some sd 395 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,940 Herpes lingering 396 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:09,660 Exactly. I don't know 397 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:11,660 And then he's an interesting guy 398 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:16,380 To me he's just this was not the worst of it that I've ever seen 399 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,180 He's an even bigger creep than this 400 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:23,620 And he likes to like I would never do such a thing 401 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:28,660 The funniest part is when they show him a video of him doing it this thing that you caught me doing 402 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:32,220 I would never do that. They thought well, I only did that because 403 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,940 well 404 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:42,700 Well, I mean I tlc must love him. Oh they do because he's on another like yeah 405 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:48,500 He's on like he's just he's he's eye candy, you know, like, you know, you know what? I mean, like yeah, like view 406 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,500 Marketable. Yeah 407 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:55,420 Because he's so out there. He's so unique of a person like, you know, honey boo boo like everyone 408 00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,420 I don't know how that show took over the fucking world 409 00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:03,340 Yeah, and like the thousand pound sisters thousand pound sisters each of them were like one of them was like 700 on the three 410 00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:08,620 100 pounds. Yeah. Well four and six, I think four and six damn six 411 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:14,700 Yeah, well, I'm pushing almost like 270 somethings. That's not good on a five foot three frame 412 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:18,780 That is horrendous, but but you're at least not riding around on a rascal 413 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,540 Yeah, it does look very appealing sometimes 414 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,660 Just sitting on a rascal 415 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:33,660 And be like Cartman where if you get knocked over you have a kickstand that comes back stand to save you back up 416 00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,460 Oh, man, it's wheel like a pig 417 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,940 When he falls, yeah 418 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:44,620 They also made him like look fatter on the rascal. Yes, they Carmen normally looks when he's walking 419 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:50,940 He's the funniest shit ever. They just make him look like a fucking beach ball. Okay shirt sticking up underneath this fucking jacket 420 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:54,060 Like whatever they did the uh, make love not warcraft 421 00:20:54,060 --> 00:21:00,300 And he was he was fucking rotund all of them got big remember? Yeah, they all got big but Cartman got big 422 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,100 ma'am ma'am I need a poo 423 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:08,060 Bathroom mom bathroom and she comes out and he just fucking blows ass 424 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,580 Just he bends over and like there's no there's no back 425 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:17,500 There's like there's like the the the top back for your your like upper spine the bottom back's just empty air 426 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:21,260 So he just fucking leans back and just blows all over his mom's fucking the little fucking 427 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:28,780 Uh urinal thing she had yeah, the little pan the bed pan and then but she's he still hits her all on her fucking arm her face 428 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:33,420 She's got shit all over her. He's like, ah, thank you, man. He doesn't even wipe his ass, but to be fair 429 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:36,380 That's not the first time that she's been shit on probably not 430 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:40,780 Always that shit. You remember she's a down whore freak 431 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,820 Oh, man 432 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,780 But you know how crazy the South Park is in general 433 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:51,420 You know what they make you do in the the second game. They make you give a lapdance to grown men 434 00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:57,340 Oh, yeah, I remember that and then you have to get them to that like completion point so you can win the mini game 435 00:21:57,340 --> 00:22:01,100 Yes, so you have to make them come. I'm just like man. This is 436 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:03,740 too much for me 437 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,540 And this coming from you this is too much for you 438 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:11,340 Then we got into a fistfight with these guys. Yeah, I got really good at that strategy game 439 00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:13,740 like I just like learned the 440 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:16,380 The best team for me. Mm-hmm 441 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:22,700 Beautiful. I can play that game on the hardest difficulty the hardest boss. No problem. Yeah, Morgan Freeman 442 00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:29,020 You won't believe me, but you're getting a fistfight with Morgan Freeman and it is truly a daunting endeavor 443 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:35,020 But that's all I got for today anything else to add before we head out 444 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:39,580 Hey big ad can we come on your TLC TV show 445 00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:44,300 Hey big ad, can we come on your TLC TV show maybe they'll pay us too 446 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,940 Hi big and I'm also big and I'm big at number two 447 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:55,260 Now I don't live in there. I can be that uh, I don't know that I'm more uh, I 448 00:22:56,540 --> 00:23:00,860 Don't know. I don't say like I don't say like I'm like twice as charming as big head, right? 449 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:04,220 But I wouldn't talk to women in that weird way. He does 450 00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:10,540 It's creepy and cringy. Yeah, it's just like I yeah, but it's more of a natural like uh, just watching him try to look up at him 451 00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:19,180 I don't know. He just has he tries too hard. I think I think so too, but he's also like already in his almost 60s. So 452 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:24,540 He's not gonna change anytime soon. Yeah, and the sad part is both of those women are younger than his daughter 453 00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:27,180 He has a daughter 454 00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:29,980 Well, damn which is even worse. I'm big edna 455 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,620 Yeah 456 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,780 Yeah, yeah, she's not fat like him though 457 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:38,860 He's not opposite. He's just big bond and to live with his mama 458 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,300 Wait, so she's what super thin? 459 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:45,420 Not super thin but it's skinnier than him 460 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,620 Then he lived with his mom and he kicked her out 461 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,260 Wait, he kicked his own mom out of the house. Yes 462 00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:54,060 Damn, so he's kind of still coming off as a creep 463 00:23:54,780 --> 00:24:00,860 Yeah, and it's come out everything where he kicked her out didn't talk to her for like a year. What'd she do? 464 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:02,860 She didn't do anything. What'd he do? 465 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,500 He kicked her out 466 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:08,860 There was a reason and then broke off all conversation with her completely 467 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:14,620 Where his best friend had to go talk to his mom because he wouldn't who's his best friend? 468 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:18,860 Different poly sure. I don't know why I think they hang out together 469 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,260 in my head 470 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,460 Who's that guy? He was hanging out with that was making fun of him all the time 471 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:29,260 But he was also like sort of famous in the reality tv type atmosphere 472 00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:33,180 Uh 473 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,140 Can't remember off the top of my head. Yeah, I mean neither it's weird 474 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:39,180 But he was like if he would make fun of big ed be like, I'm doing that 475 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,700 You still you say yes, stop 476 00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:47,900 Yeah, he's always gonna I feel like it was carrot top just fucking tearing him a new asshole, but I don't think it was carrot top 477 00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:52,220 Now I kind of need to know who the fuck he was hanging out with one episode that I saw 478 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,220 One episode that I saw 479 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:56,780 Aren't something like it's so weird how reality tv works 480 00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:00,060 They're just like that's like like you'll have like actors, right? 481 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,380 And they'll just keep popping up on tv. He's like, oh, it's that actor 482 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:07,740 Yeah, or movie actors will keep popping up in movies and you got reality stars who keep popping up in reality fucking programs 483 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:13,180 Isn't that weird? Yeah, it was like they they become like the that part of that little admin that whole little fucking universe. Yeah 484 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,380 So it's almost like like they just like 485 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 manufactured and fake 486 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,280 Who would have thought yeah, who would thought reality tv is not real? 487 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:31,560 You got fucking uh, john and k plus eight then k plus eight then k minus one so it's seven now, so I don't 488 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:37,080 Yeah, there's some horror stories with k apparently. Yeah, i've heard some crazy things 489 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:41,000 But the guy you know what the guy was saying that he was making they were they were making 490 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:48,200 For tlc like 128 million dollars every quarter. Yeah, i'm like how? 491 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:55,320 All the people that watch the channel man, they were making money and that's why they would never let him leave the show 492 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,720 Yeah, and then john left and they fucking threw him through the ringer 493 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,160 Made him seem like he was a fucking deadbeat dad. Yeah 494 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:09,160 But then again, we don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know him personally exactly could be an asshole douchebag for all I know 495 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,440 Yeah, but again reality tv is not as real 496 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,880 Go now go figure. Hey, uh, uh, put me on big brother 497 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,560 Big brother. Hey, are you guys listening put me hey 498 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,280 And watch me burn the whole fucking house to the ground 499 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,640 I would be the worst. I would be the anti-reality tv star 500 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,200 Where I would just I would just be like, you know, I would hang out with one group right and I would insinuate 501 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:41,160 Then I go to the next one. I would insinuate and then it'd be like hey, you're gonna you're gonna help us vote her out 502 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:45,720 No problem. You i'm on it with you guys and then she'll be she'll go. Hey, you're gonna not vote me out right? 503 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:52,840 I mean, of course not. I will never vote you out and i'm just constantly like all day long just fucking ruining people's uh agendas 504 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:58,840 with jimmy that one, uh, it came up on uh, one of the youtube things but uh 505 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,880 There there was this one lady that uh 506 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,920 Her and this guy were joking around because he came around to corner and he was messing with her 507 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,920 But not in like any kind of like 508 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,080 Extremely bad way, but then she turned around and said that he assaulted her 509 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,200 Hmm never saw that. Yeah 510 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:20,680 And it came and then he she got all the people in that big brother house to hate him 511 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,000 because uh, she said that he uh hit her or something like that and 512 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,520 It's like it come it come to find out at the end. He's like he didn't do anything 513 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:35,240 He's like he didn't do anything. Don't have the camera. So yeah, so they just let it play. Yes 514 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,360 motherfuckers, yep 515 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,600 and then she said but he did and then it's like but the video shows that he didn't like 516 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:48,040 But he did I would burn that house to the ground slowly, but surely that's what i'm saying. They deserve 517 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,760 For their house another thing is if it was if you put me on the amazing race, right? 518 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:57,240 You know how like they're always bugging just booking it like every like they're always running. I just like 519 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,240 uh 520 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,640 Just be walking everywhere 521 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,960 I want to be the anti-reality star 522 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,520 Well, like here's your script like fuck the script 523 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,160 It's game on 524 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,160 If you put me on survivor, i'll guarantee it 525 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,680 Get everybody eliminated. I'll figure out. I just like constantly just fucking with people 526 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,720 Why not? You know, we're on tv 527 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:27,320 And we're supposed to play it up for the other camera, right? So i'm just be the most devious motherfucker. You thought the riddler was bad 528 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,320 Wait till you meet me 529 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,080 And then they have the fucking reunion episode they they learn all the drama and i'm just like 530 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:42,280 So now, you know the real me well, there was also that video that came out put me on the bachelor the bachelor 531 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,280 I promise you did you see that? 532 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:49,560 Either did you see that guy that was on the bachelor rat where uh, it's a famous clip now 533 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:56,680 But um, he was uh talking to her because the day before apparently they had some kind of competition to where they had to play strip dodgeball 534 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:02,040 But he didn't participate for some reason and then he was on a date with her the next day and he's like, you know 535 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,040 I don't really think that's 536 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:09,400 Good. I don't want my daughter to see me and like doing that kind of stuff because he's already got a daughter 537 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:15,880 So whatever and she's like, well, yeah, but they like doing it or whatever and he's like, you know, if you keep doing this 538 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:20,680 If you keep uh treating relationships this way, you know, you're 38. So 539 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,440 You know, this is what's gonna happen. She's like 540 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:29,880 She said something to him and he got up and walked away and then she said something else and he's like he's like 541 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,560 Well, that's why you're fucking 38 and still single 542 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,200 Damn, that's a mad man 543 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,280 basically he said 544 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,480 That's basically what he called her as a hag man 545 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,960 Uh, ava and preach did a whole video about it where they made fun of that for a long time 546 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:53,240 I'd be winning that rose for sure. Yeah, and then they did a reunion like or not reunion 547 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,440 But uh, like a get together of all the people at the very end 548 00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:01,480 And what's even more fucked up is she had already chosen who she was gonna marry before the show began 549 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,200 So she's making them go through everything 550 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,600 Yeah, that's the whole thing. Like I know for a fact that nothing's gonna happen, right? 551 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,360 Yeah, so that would be the most for you on that kind of show would be perfect 552 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,360 like 553 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,400 But whenever they had their little you know girl we could do this thing 554 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,120 We don't have to do this thing is you know, we just go with the flow, you know 555 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,040 I'm just you know, i'm just a hippie. I like to serve and whatnot. You're making shit up every day 556 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,560 Like they get some tasty waves, you know, you know me man 557 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,680 Never set the day in my life 558 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,920 And then at that reunion the next episode i'm like, i'm a hard working farmer boy 559 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,680 They wake up at 6 a.m 560 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:42,440 You know feed the cows kick out the roosters make sure the coyotes don't be getting any then the next episode 561 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,240 Just random shit every time 562 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,760 I think I lost my damn mind. The only thing that bothered me is during that uh reunion part 563 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,760 The other dudes they were simping so hard for this girl at the end 564 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,320 Even though she had already married the other guy like whoever she had chosen 565 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:05,240 And this is after like everything was known and they said you didn't need to treat her that way. He's like I said what I said 566 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,440 I said 567 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,920 And they were so pissed and then they even the the person doing the interview part of it or whatever 568 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,240 He's like, you know, I I don't ever do this 569 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:17,720 But i'm gonna give you a chance to apologize to her. He's like i'm good. So give me the mic 570 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,960 I'll apologize. Absolutely nobody 571 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,560 Fucking hilarious though 572 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:29,080 They take this so they take that shit so seriously these reality stars. I know I wouldn't give a fuck 573 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,800 That's why I said you'd be perfect for it 574 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,960 I'd be like fuck it all up pay it very much. I'd pay to see that shit 575 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:42,280 Yes, if more people would i'd be you'd see me on fucking big brother tomorrow. I would pay to see that shit 576 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,600 Where you just fuck it all up 577 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,040 I'd just be sitting in the confession. This is the most boring shit i've ever been in my life 578 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,360 They got no books. All they do is yap all god dang day gossip. Yeah 579 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,440 God, I gotta hear this. I gotta hear all this bullshit all day long 580 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,800 It's like now I know her cycle whenever she 581 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:05,560 This guy over here keeps fucking swinging his dick in his fucking pajamas all day long, I don't know why 582 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,680 Maybe it's maybe it's a power play. Who knows 583 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,560 I just read the things you were saying with a confessional 584 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,560 But that's everything I got for today and we'll see you guys on the next one 585 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:30,360 I dare you big brother hire me. We'll see who wins me or you for the love of god, please