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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite amendment

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on movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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This is what we are covering tonight.

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Ah, the good old rants I'm going to be doing from now on.

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More of some random stuff I've picked up throughout the week.

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Cool.

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You ever just watch stuff and you're like, fuck.

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I do that every day.

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That was, that was like something that I know or never wanted to have in my mental catalog.

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Yeah, here we are.

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There's this, there's these three movies on HBO Max.

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Back when I still had Max, they've been on there forever.

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And I want, and I'm sorry, the reason I remember them on Max is because I used to, I watched

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them once on IFC years ago.

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And I was going through Max and I was like, oh, those are those fucking weird ass movies.

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Are they still weird?

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Yes, they are.

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It involves this guy named Hanzo, the sword of justice.

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And it's basically at the beginning of the movie, he's basically an incorruptible Japanese

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law man.

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It's set in like feudal Japan.

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He doesn't have a sword.

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He has like that weird like weapon with the rod and the smaller rod.

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And he's incorruptible.

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He's like, he just like, I gotta bring every man in.

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You do the crime, you do the time.

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And he has a gift that he bestows on women forcefully, not asked for.

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Basically, they really get into this.

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They're like, he has a massive penis.

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That is the fucking main plot of this character.

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And the first movie, he is in the taking a bath and he is just dumping boiling hot water

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on his cock.

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You don't see it.

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It's always from behind, right?

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Like the big thing.

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He's like, he's taking water out of the bucket in the smaller bucket and just slamming it

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on his dick.

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Boom, boom, boom.

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And I'm like, okay, he likes to keep his cock nice and warm.

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You do you, bro.

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Then he puts his motherfucker on a fucking little stool that is indented with the side

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of his cock.

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And then he takes a fucking mallet to it.

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Boom, boom, boom, boom.

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He's like every time he just starts beating the shit out of his mate with the mallet.

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Just boom, boom, boom.

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And I'm like, you've got to be kidding me right now.

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This is what I'm watching.

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Then you continue to watch because I was like, where is this going to go?

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This can't be real.

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This is not a adult movie.

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This is like an actual mainstream movie.

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One of those exploitation films, Japanese style.

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Then he starts fucking a bag of rice.

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A full body bag of rice.

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And he's like, the hard little pieces of rice, he is just fucking grinding.

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There's a hole and he bumps in, he pumps in right, he comes out fucking right, fucking

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flies everywhere.

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I'm like, oh my God, what the fuck kind of training is this?

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And then he uses his penis to basically rape female criminals into confessing their crimes.

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And that is basically like one of the mainstays of the series.

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And it's so amazing that they just, they're like, oh, they just fall in love with it.

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Not to mention he's supposed to be an uncorruptible lawman.

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He's raping women, whatever.

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Okay.

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I guess I'm the asshole who thinks that's a crime, but I guess he doesn't.

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That's the part that's incorruptible.

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It's the dumbest shit.

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It's the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

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The dumbest shit.

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Well, you need to stop watching so much hentai.

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It's not hentai.

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It was live action is what made it worse.

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Oh God.

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Yes.

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It was live action.

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I think it's an anime at least.

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No, not even close.

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I'm watching a grown man with a bag of rice.

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That's even worse than what I was thinking.

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Well, yeah, there you go.

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Live action.

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It's on Max.

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I don't have it anymore, but if you have it, don't watch it.

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Christ.

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Now watch the views are going to go up on it.

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I don't think we're there yet in terms of fame, but if it does, hey, Max, give me some

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money.

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I'm going to tell somebody else and they don't have to listen to this show.

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Oh, you're like one person tells another person they fucking snowballs.

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God.

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And he is just he is just raw dog in that rice.

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He's like, right.

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Like, he'll fucking shove it in right and then start shaking it.

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I'm like, oh, I guess you've never had sex with a person before.

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It's a weird fucking premise.

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I would agree.

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I've never heard of somebody and then a bag of bag of rice.

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And then yeah, that sounds painful.

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But his dick must be all kinds of cut up.

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His little fucking nicks.

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One of the one of those little pieces goes in was fucking your reason.

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Oh, no.

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Just yeah, it hurts.

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Huh?

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Yeah.

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No.

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Then the other day I was on to be in till we had old to be to be has the wildest shit.

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There's a documentary called tickled and it is this guy in New Zealand found this weird

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like it was like a competitive endurance tickling this this fucking website.

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And he's like, that's weird because he like he does like pop culture stuff for this magazine

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or this newspaper.

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And he sends a message to the the the organizer of this fucking competitive tickling competition.

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And off the bat, the woman on there said that this is not pornography.

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And I'm like, and I'm watching the one of the competition, right?

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And this is clearly for hands down done for sexual gratification of the viewer and not

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the ones being tickled.

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And this woman is the one that she just starts suing the shit out of the New Zealand guy.

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Like just she sends lawyers down to New Zealand.

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They're getting their whole family's getting fucking sued.

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Everyone's getting sued.

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I'm like, God, all because he published about it all because he talked about it.

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Yeah.

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So then he's like, I'm gonna do this documentary because he's gonna do a documentary about

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it.

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But they're gonna sue him if he does.

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But he feels like if he does it, maybe he can somehow work out with this person, this

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woman.

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He come to find out it's not a woman.

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It's some dude in in New York who's been impersonating a woman.

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He even took her like she was dead and he took her fucking like ID and everything.

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And like I don't know.

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He might sue the shit out of us.

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We're all right.

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Let him hang in the money.

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And yeah, so apparently he's super into tickling.

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I don't know.

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I don't know why he has to hide.

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Did he dress as a woman or no, he's just like, it's just like he would go through intermediaries

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that would work for him.

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So they never actually met him.

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He was just constantly giving out 30 grand for these fucking tickle videos.

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Just dudes getting the shows because he was a creep.

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I mean, if it's in a tickling share, but I don't know why he had to sue people about

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it.

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Because he didn't want nobody to find out.

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If that's your fetish, you might as well just accept it.

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Right.

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But not him.

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It's not like it's pedophilia, you know, right?

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You just like watching grown men tickle each other.

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You did, bro.

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Do you say, OK, just admit you're gay.

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It's fine.

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It's not.

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So he was like, you like to be like the thing with Seinfeld is like, and there's nothing

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wrong with that.

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Oh, yeah.

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Because they were trying to like, accept it.

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And they were talking about it on TV at the time.

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I remember that and there's nothing wrong with it.

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Nothing wrong with that.

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I didn't say something wrong with it.

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What's funny is they actually found the guy.

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His name is something to motto.

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And he's got like six million dollars in the bank.

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That's how he's funding these.

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Like his father owns this massive law firm.

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And before he after he died, he left him this whole inheritance from the law firm.

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His mom left him like another five million.

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So he's just spending those days just jerking it to tickle videos.

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And that one got me.

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I'm sorry.

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Just jerking it.

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Jerking it.

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Jerking it.

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And like, it's like, if that's his thing.

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And like, so the New Zealand guy actually found him like face to face, like, hello, Mr.

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Demoto.

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And the day after all the fucking like, not only would he sue people, but he would like

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threaten people.

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He would like, like these are supposed to be privately commissioned videos and he would

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just post them online and just ruin the people that were in the videos lives.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God.

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You're a fucking douchebag.

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And it's just wild.

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Like all the all the guy wanted to know, like, hey, can we talk about these videos here?

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No, this is not pornography.

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I will sue the shit out of everybody.

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Don't you ever talk about me or anybody I know.

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So what you said, though, after he seen him that one day, what did he do?

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He stopped everything.

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Everything just gone.

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All the all the hateful like emails, all the lawsuits, everything was just like dropped

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like the model caught face to face.

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He was like, oh, fuck, they found me because of course he's doing stuff illegally.

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He's like doing using like fake aliases and like he's taken dead women's identities and

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like taken like now like credit card like information on their name.

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That's like illegal.

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He was using his lawyers.

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His lawyer sent one message to the New Zealand people.

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But he was using their information, the lawyers like address and everything and sending like

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hundreds of like threatening emails and stuff.

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So when they showed the lawyer, the lawyer is like, I didn't send any of this stuff.

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I sent you one the first time like months ago.

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So he kind of fucked up on the part where he was using his lawyers without the lawyers

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knowledge, his address and everything using him saying that the lawyer was basically the

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one sending these messages.

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OK.

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In the age of.

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This was years ago.

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I'm just saying now.

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Well, how long ago?

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Twenty twelve, fourteen.

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I can't remember when the I didn't see that.

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That's not that long ago.

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That's a century ago.

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Nowadays, nowadays, yes.

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And the grand scheme of things, the way things move along.

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You had you have the two thousand to twenty nineteen, right?

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Then you have the two hundred years of 2000, 2001 and then you have to do the grand centuries.

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The greater those long decades worth of fucking, you know, yes.

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Isolation.

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My point is that anything after 2010, for the most part, people really didn't care what

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you did when it came to any kind of fetishes and stuff like that.

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For the most part, I sure don't.

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I mean, at that point, I'm assuming that most of these porn websites existed, like Pornhub,

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stuff like that.

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OK, if those already existed, nobody's going to get mad at a dude that likes watching other

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dudes get tickled.

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To me, I find it weird, but that's me.

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But you're not going to fucking crucify for it.

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Right.

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Like as long as it's legal, it's safe and nobody's doing anything with kids.

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I'm good.

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Or animals.

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Don't you fucking animal?

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That's why I said legal.

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That includes animal.

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It's illegal.

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Well, recently in Arkansas, they finally banned it.

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All of Arkansas, you just made mad.

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It took 57 years.

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But in general, like I'm saying, though, anything after 2010, most people would kind of look

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at it like, it's a little bit weird, but they wouldn't say anything like you're not going

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to get demoralized or criticized for it.

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What's your weirdest search ever?

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My weirdest search ever?

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Yeah.

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I don't know, actually.

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I don't really search anything crazy.

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You ready for that?

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Oh God.

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I don't know if you were going to say anything, but you knew I was going to.

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So you know, one of my favorite adult stars back in the day was Lexi Bell.

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Yeah.

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She's awesome.

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So I typed in her name once, right?

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And one of the videos popped up and she was dressed up as a mime.

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I'm like, huh, I'm curious.

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And that's basically it.

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She was just in mime outfit.

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She was getting banged as a mime, although she broke the mime code because she started

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making noises.

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That's what I was going to say.

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Was she quiet at least?

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No, she broke the code.

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But nobody.

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It wasn't even like a sexual excitement.

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It was just like interesting.

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Yeah.

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It's just Lexi Bell in a fucking black paint.

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But that was my whole point is that if this dude, and it's after 2010, he wants to do

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what he wants to do.

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He's not a fucking millionaire.

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Nobody cares.

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I guarantee you that people that live in Hollywood do some even crazier shit and weirder shit.

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I mean, look, we have what's her name taking shits on beds and that's not even a sexual

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thing for her.

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Yeah.

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You know what?

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I don't like, it's not like illegal or wrong, I guess, or bad, but the whole like bodily

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function play is the real no, no for me.

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Yeah.

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Please don't piss on my face.

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It's not really for me.

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You don't want to be there.

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Well, I'm going to probably make people mad in the Arab country.

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I know what you mean.

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That whole like the yearly search of what they searched in that country.

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There's that.

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And it's always like their number one or two thing.

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Well, like in Dubai, they fly out all these insta hoes were insta hoes.

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Oh, I'm like, just like, they just, they just make instant horse.

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Well, they fly them out for a day and you know, they'll take pictures and selfies and

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stuff like in Dubai for the weekend.

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But what they don't tell you is that they're having one of those dudes shit on them later

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on the night.

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If that's her thing, it's not my thing though.

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No, that's the same reason I don't like food play.

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It's just so messy.

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Don't you throw up in my god dang room.

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You better hold it in.

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You want a big old pile of dump?

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You better see you better Steve hold that in.

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I thought you were broken from the

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cut back.

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Most people, as long as it doesn't involve kids, animals, and it's legal, nobody really

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cares.

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Do which as long as you're not out promoting it to people like my, but you got to advertise

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like anyone else in the this stuff that I'm also into?

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I'm just, you asked for the criticize them?

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I'm wondering how, how I wonder the uptick of a clown porn after Harley Quinn came out

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on this.

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It must have just fucking skyrocketed. Yeah, I

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Mean you have to really pay attention now

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Is it like are you into like the full clown or just like the the soft clown like Harley Quinn which he's like kind of?

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A clown, but not really or you want the whole red nose big red. Yeah

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Like how far does your business go you go into the big comfy couch?

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There all that is clown girl. I

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Have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, what do you that confused the fuck out of me?

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Yeah

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Yeah, yeah like you can't look up any kind of a

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For Harley Quinn you have to be very careful about what you search

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Because even if it's an innocuous thing. Mm-hmm. It might come up with something like a rule 34 you immediately

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Yeah, pretty much like oh damn that was quick. Yeah

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Like if you type in Harley Quinn, but you have to put in safe search on your fucking browser even then

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It's still iffy but like with Harley Quinn way how he she calls Joker pudding

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Yeah, you have to be really careful where you add that word pudding into the search for the Harley Quinn

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So you finesse over is that another one? Yeah, I mean pyres it just it looked be either or is it just she's eating

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She's sitting on a pudding you like watching some girl. I'm confused

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Search it later and you'll know without safe search on and I was once I once watched this show with Courtney

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Cox you remember her from friends? Yeah, where she was like this head of this like

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paparazzi

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Tabloid and one of her head

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Photographers like he could just get whatever shot she needed to get some celebrity in some compromising position

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He would be able to find it and he had this weird

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interaction with this girl that he was hooking up with he said like this weird like

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a mental thing I don't know if it was like at the time was like he's just like not

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Like he had to like pretty much it's hard to explain

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But he started hooking up with this girl and it was taken away from corny cogs who was upset like that's her star photographer

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But he was like latching onto this woman and for some reason she brought him a birthday cake

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And then she sat her bare ass on it

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my happy birthday

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She started fucking grinding he started fucking laughing bawling laughing. I'm like

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What the fuck was that for I'm real confused as to the sexual dynamic between these two

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And I never I never forgot that that I'm so haunted to this day

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Trying to figure this one out. Yeah, because it goes to my whole you know a level of mysteries and solving is I'm like

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Why would she sit on the cake?

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Huh, they never they never said like I like I got this to maybe they did I don't remember

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I got this thing about cakes and women you know food play or something

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And she just you know she decided to sit on her bare ass on the cake, and maybe he licks it off later

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Later, I don't fucking know. I just mind my own business

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All I ever try to do is mind my own business, but damn this business want to mind me

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Every day everywhere yeah, basically everyone's always trying to suck you into some sort of drama you had no fucking party

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I wanted to take yeah always

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I

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Never looked at a piece of cake ever since the same way

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I've never looked at a cake the same way ever since is what I should say well between her and Kate Kate plus eight

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No

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Kate from cheapskates

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You'll never look yeah, you'll never look at cake in the well that shit was dry as fuck

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You're had dry cake it is the most just like the unappetizing flavor of all time. It's not appetizing

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It's like oh god. What did I do wrong?

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What did I do to deserve this go back to the wherever you buy lady this cake is dry?

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What is it we didn't it no, but I don't want to dry

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Have you ever had too wet of cake though?

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That would just be a smoothie at this point

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No, I mean like baked and cooked yes, but just too wet yes

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Three letches it's Mexican cake. Oh, I know just

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Drowning just drip fuck you

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You're fucking drowning as you're eating that's legit. I'm fucking hate that cake that shit will knock you the fuck out of your lactose intolerance

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Just completely destroy you can blow your asshole out

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Well that's my ramp for today all right tune in next time who knows what I'll talk about man

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I'll always find something though