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Let me start with an apology here.

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Apparently it's Nick Aragwa.

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Not there you go.

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You figured it out.

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Yeah, you I am.

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I feel like such a dumbass.

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I legitimately thought it was with a G.

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So that last episode or whatever, I just kept saying it over and over again was unbelievably

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wrong on your side.

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Yes, I was wrong.

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To be fair, every person you ever hear from Nicaragua.

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Yeah, like I thought it's with a G.

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That's how they say it.

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And then one day I was on Tiktok and it was like yesterday and Chelsea Handler was like,

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I didn't know Costa Rica was next to Nick Aragwa.

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And I'm like, huh?

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Because they had some of the subtitles.

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So I look it up on Google and I'm like, son of a bitch, it's got a C. I feel so fucking

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stupid.

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But again, to be fair, every single one from Nicaragua need to fix that.

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That's how they sign it.

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They need to fix it.

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Think how many words are stretched out like that where they can't say the words right

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and they always say, yeah, well, I feel fucking stupid.

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So now from now on, if you ever hear me say, it's going to be so enunciate.

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Nick Aragwa.

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She did it because she's white.

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She knows that if she says it wrong, we're going to come after her ass.

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They could.

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Well, that's the only reason she said it that way.

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That's what Nick.

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I just want to I just want to say it like it's supposed to be said.

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You've seen that they don't want to add G in it.

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They shouldn't add a G to it unless it's one of those countries where like Brazil, where

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they're like they're ours or H's.

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Well, it's the way they enunciate.

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Yeah.

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So it's like Royce Gracie instead of Royce.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's just how it is.

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That was cool.

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Yeah.

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It's just how they say their words.

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My name is how?

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How do you say Raul?

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How loud were it?

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So anyway, it's just one of those dumb things.

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We're like, damn, it's the same thing.

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You know, you know, you know why it bothered me was the fact that it's happened to me before

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my friend back in the day, Rodney, we were watching Boogie Nights and his favorite actor

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came on like, oh, shit, look, it's it's done.

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Don Chidell.

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And so so who am I?

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He's like Don Chidell.

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So I'm like, oh, it's that guy.

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So instead of Cheetal.

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Yes.

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I was fucking living.

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I'm not fine.

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It was Cheetal.

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You're busy whenever you say Nicaragua, you're saying it the way they say it in Nicaragua.

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Like you're not mispronouncing, mispronouncing the word because you're saying it in their

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language.

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You speak Spanish.

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I hate Spanish.

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I can't complain like that.

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Yes, I can.

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Like, see, what's worse is whenever you try to use Chinese.

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There's a thing I can't remember if it's Chinese or Korean, but there's a whole group of people

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that were mad about it because you know, whenever you say like you go up to a menu, right?

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And you're thinking it's like, so what would you like to order?

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Whatever.

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And you go chicken nuggets and fries.

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It is the easiest thing in the world.

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Every restaurant has chicken nuggets and fries.

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Pretty much.

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Or chicken tenders.

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But you know, the uh, like things.

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Oh, the uh, in China or Korea, I can't remember which one it is.

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They say ni ga.

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Oh, over and over and over.

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Cause that's just how they, that's the words they say.

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You know how many black people weren't happy about that?

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Well, what can you do?

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My point is the people that live in these two countries, they probably don't really

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care about race like that because they don't use those words.

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Yeah.

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So it means totally different things to them.

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It's only as an American that you care about exactly how it sounds.

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So what I'm saying is don't be upset with yourself.

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I will always be upset with myself.

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Every day, every night.

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Just look in the mirror and it's like, you fat piece of shit.

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You're somebody's father.

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I'm not, I don't have any kids, but I remember Peter Griffin saying that.

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You know, so, uh, I recently came to light of some medical issues I have that I finally

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want to take care of.

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It's sad people, but I tried to be, uh, I tried to get, you know, people like to get

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rich and famous to buy stuff or, or I'm gonna get a new car, a new house or, you know, live

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off of this great money.

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I always tried to make a lot of money so I can just take care of my medical problems.

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I know it's sad, but that's what it is in life.

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We all, you know, the priorities that are upfront to you is what you worry about.

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Like if you have like a shitty house, you want to buy a good house.

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If you have a shitty car, a good car, you got a shitty body.

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You want to fix that shitty body.

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And uh, anyway, so I'm gonna take care of that stuff next year.

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It's nothing, uh, graphic, but it is like the quality of life stuff that'll make me

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a better person physically.

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Anyway, after that stuff, I thought like, man, I've lived my life very sheltered in

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the way like I portray myself like physically to people body wise, right?

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Like I don't have like the, the nose piercings, the fucking purple hair, the mohawk.

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I'm bald as fuck so I couldn't have a mohawk anyway.

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That would be, you've seen they, uh, they make those like fake ones, right?

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There's this one guy that went out to somebody that had a red mohawk on like a, some kind

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of street or whatever, but he goes up to him and he's like, ah, dude, is that real?

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They lift it up.

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He's bald as fuck.

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And I was thinking like, man, like they got like the fucking, those like the fucking chains

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and around there, like they got these big ass fucking combat boots.

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Like that's never me.

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Right.

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I'm very, you're not golf.

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I'm ready.

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No, I'm just very reserved.

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But you just described it.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Maybe it's what I meant to you from women.

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Who knows?

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But I was like, I want to break bad one day and get something interesting that's out there.

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And I was like, oh, got it.

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So I don't know when, but sometime in the near future after my medical stuff is taken

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care of and I have more time, more free time to be at home, right?

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I'm going to fucking, I'm going to get me some piercings.

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Where?

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I'll tell you where.

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I'm going to give me some, I even haven't picked out.

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I have, I'm going to keep getting these little angel wing and nipple piercings, right?

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Boom, boom, right on my titties.

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Then I'm going to get a, a cock ring.

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I don't want to pierce through my actual urethra, right?

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Or the actual penis.

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But luckily I have foreskin, so it's going to be through my foreskin.

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So just a big fat gold cock ring.

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And then say piercing.

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Great.

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You know what?

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It's different though.

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Is it?

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Oh, I guess it is a fat Albert.

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What is it called?

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The Prince Albert.

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I'm so sorry.

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I just realized who you are.

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Hey, hey, hey, look at my dick.

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So the nipple piercings, like little angel wings, little, yeah, little angel wings.

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I have a picture.

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I saved it on my phone.

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The Prince Albert.

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Underneath the foreskin instead of the actual penis.

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Cause I just want to be able to pee normally.

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And that shit shoot out everywhere.

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And I want to make it gold cause gold looks cool.

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Like the biggest, like give me the biggest one you got and then go one down.

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That's massive.

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Like, God dang.

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And then I'm going to shave all my pubic hair, right?

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I was thinking about doing it in the design.

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Like, oh, I'm going to turn it like a little, like a little thunderstorm.

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But I realized I'm too lazy to maintain it.

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So I'm going to just shave it all off and get a tattoo right above my penis and just

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be like, fuck, we want to put those short shorts, like it's gleans down.

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That's me.

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That's me breaking bad.

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Those three things I'm going to do in succession.

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So yes, I'm Walter White.

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So that I don't do, I don't make math.

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I was going to say that I'll get to this part of the game more.

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They'll do it there for me.

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The all in one place, huh?

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The tattoo and everything.

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I don't know, because like, I'm like, I'm very conservative dress wise, right?

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Like I'm just a normal, like no crazy designs.

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I don't even wear like design t-shirts, right?

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Like I'm very like modest in my dressing, but when I fucking rip it off, women are going

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to be like, oh damn.

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It's like I'm all business, right?

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Outerwear and I'm all dirty innerwear.

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So you want your outside to reflect your perviness inside.

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Yeah.

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You want to see the, you want to see the, you want to see the, uh, the nipple one.

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That's going to be scary.

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Oh really?

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It looks really cool.

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It's between that one and the gun one.

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Oh, did you think about how much pain all these things are going to be?

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Yeah.

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But for some reason I don't like get taken needles, right?

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I don't mind taking it one on the dick.

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That's kind of weird.

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I just realized.

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Oh, don't worry if it gets infected, it'll be okay.

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You know why I'm not afraid of the needles as much is because I, when I went to the dentist,

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they fucking put one in my mouth.

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I'm like, well shit, I can take one on the dick then.

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A little wing one right here at the bottom.

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Oh God.

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You see it?

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You're going to be one of those people that have to go through like the metal detectors

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and it's like, do you really want to see?

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I just pull it out.

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They're not removable.

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Exactly.

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I just pull it out.

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Like I just pull them out.

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Here you go.

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I'm going to pull my dick out.

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There it is.

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No danger to anybody but women and the good kind of danger.

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And I leave and then I get a red shirt on.

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I just lift my shirt up, boom, just whip it all out.

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The tattoo.

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You know, you know what I want?

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I want the tattoo to be in reflection of Priapus, the Roman God of big dicks.

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That's basically what he is.

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But I'll just have the artist like, you know, Priapus, right?

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He's like, you know, damn well I do.

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And he's like, I'm like, I need, I need like a symbol, like my own personal symbol of Priapus.

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Like it's like, it's like, like, oh, I worship Priapus or anything like that.

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It's just like, oh, the guy like it'd be like having like an Aphrodite tattoo or something,

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you know, something simple.

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The Priapus, the Roman God of, you know, my own personal design of Priapus.

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And then all you need is your trans thing.

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No, not the backside.

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No, the front side.

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Sure.

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Maybe if I make a little maze, the girl can follow with her eyes and she's, you know,

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trying to solve it.

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That's me breaking bad basically.

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You should always break bad a little bit.

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Nothing too dangerous or bad, you know?

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Don't be so fucking stuck up your own ass like, you know, like you're just going to

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fucking, that you can break a stick with your butt cheeks.

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You don't want to walk around with a clenched asshole all the time?

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No, I want to, I want to be responsible, right?

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And you know, bail paid, you know, never go over the speed limit, no, no, commit no crimes.

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But you know, you got to break bad a little bit.

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And you know, women, when, you know, when they see how like, how like boring I am, how

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to wear and then they see the business on the inside.

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They're going to be like, Oh my God.

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Be up at the nude beach just fucking swinging it like a fucking barbell.

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Yeah.

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You hear that bell ringing.

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Can't hear you just apologize to everybody.

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Not about the word, but I'm not about, I'm not about apologize about myself.

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No giving people that image.

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Oh, they'll get to see it one day.

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If they posted on the internet, I'm like, Oh, there it is.

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Then the kids come up like they're like 18, 19.

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Dad, is this you?

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That's me swinging it, huh?

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First of all, don't we look at me up online for one, for two, that is me for three.

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I feel bad for all those people that have kids that are on only fans and stuff like

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that.

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Oh my God.

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I know that they're going to get made fun of in school.

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The kids are the parents that have the only fans, the parents that have the only thing.

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Oh, and then they have kids.

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You gotta suck that up junior.

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I'm sorry.

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It's like, yeah, it's a rough life.

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I seen your mom's Gucci last night on the only fans.

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Oh man.

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Talking about coochie.

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That was his TikTok video.

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Apparently this girl, there's three women, all roommates, right?

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And one of them had a vibrator that she decided to clean off on the dry mat of the dishes.

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And the other one freaked the fuck out.

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So I don't want your coochie juice.

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All of my fucking dishes.

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He just started screaming at her and I like it's to, you know, like to be honest, yes.

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Why are you using a drying mat in the kitchen for your fucking dildo?

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And she's like, she just, she just screaming coochie juice on my dishes.

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I'm like, oh God, I can't remember what TLC show it was.

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It might've been one of them anyway, where the guy had one of those, a, not a pocket,

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but a, a, the full one that has to button everything.

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God damn man.

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Once we went to the, the, the all elite 3000 and he put it in the dishwasher.

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Oh God.

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I can't even imagine what happened.

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Now it's like, but you, you wash dishes.

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My sister once, uh, but you know, the, the fucking, the vacuum cleaner for dog shit.

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She cleaned the outside of it and on the fucking in the sink.

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My God, you nasty bitch.

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My dad once put fucking dish soap in the fucking dishwasher.

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Oh, that's not good.

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No, cause I came into, I came to the fucking kitchen.

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I'm like, my God, it's a rave in here.

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Fucking bubbles everywhere.

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All over the fucking kitchen floor.

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Well, maybe Matt is like, when I told him about it, he's like, did you clean it up though?

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I'm like, motherfucker, you made the damn mess.

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Why the fuck should I have to clean it up?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You shouldn't ever use dish soap in any dishwasher.

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He learned the hard way.

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Yeah.

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No, no, he did.

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Cause he didn't clean up anything.

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Exactly.

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He didn't even learn.

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That's what the sun's for.

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You'll do it homes.

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You didn't say homes.

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So I'm sorry.

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Oh man.

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Well, that's, that's the Ransford today.

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Is that your whole rant for today?

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

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I'll do the extra Ransford today so that's your whole rant for today.

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I'd like to keep it short and sweet.

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I don't know.

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You looked at me like I was going to say something else and I was, and I was going to, but I

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was like, nah, I won't give you the satisfaction.

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That's what I made it funnier for you.

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The cloud or silence, uh, mean not, not adding anything to the bullshit I just said.

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That's why I left.

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It's like, there's nothing else.

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There was but I died I was like no you're not gonna give me the satisfaction. I hold the high ground today

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Don't try it Anakin

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All right anything else Ted before we head out there um

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Don't try your dildos on the drying mat with the dishes you have you get a special towel for that

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Well, don't bring it into the kitchen at all for the most part

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Yeah, she must have washed it in the sink and left it on the dry. Oh god. She played dead

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I left it on the drying mat

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She juice all my dishes

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She was fucking living

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That was apparently strike three too. I don't know what the other two were but they must have been horrendous. They probably just as bad

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It probably worse

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It's like this is just the last straw. This is the one that broke the camel's back

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You know what's breaking you know what's breaking is them buying those Dollar Tree condoms

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But why you chanting 10 have they actually sold yeah, we they sold all of them. Oh Jesus Christ for a dollar thirty six

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You're gonna you're gonna you're gonna find out real quick. Well how strong 10 condoms

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Well there's gonna be a bunch of new kids in this world so yeah, Audrey babies

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Dollar Tree babies

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Even my fucking mic stand is all fucked up

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I said a crack babies dollar store babies and dollar store babies

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We will head out them tune in next time cuz I will always rant. We'll see you next time