Hello and welcome back to Reddit Insanity.
We are at number 22.
Today we have some more.
Today I fucked up.
We're back on it again.
We'll have a different one next week though, so don't worry.
It'll be a different uh.
That will be titled today you fucked up.
Exactly.
Alright, the first one is by the real on you.
OK, this person put wait, is he the real one though?
He's the one OK, good to know.
Today I fucked up.
Today was the day and the day I post my first today I fucked up and ironically is this irony
or am I never sure I'm using the term correctly?
Really Shakespeare hurry up it is about another today I fucked up.
Why did I turn on the Internet today?
At this point I'm questioning many aspects of my life.
I'm wondering if I've used enough characters to make this post eligible for the mods and
bots who can know I'm wondering if I should go out for a run to distract my mind away
from the mentalness of the post.
I'm wondering what I'll have to eat later on and what I'll do tomorrow at work.
I'm wondering when he's going to get full with the fucking story.
Well that was the end of that one because it's about this next story.
That was it was like an update or a prologue.
That was about why he's upset.
He's going to have to go out on a run now and he's going to have to worry about eating
stuff later and they don't want to do any of that now.
Oh God, it's like a tapeworm one.
Not that far, but it's still fucked me up actually.
I'm assuming more people do this than the tapeworm stuff.
All right, next one is by Marchie1594.
This person puts, I, a 23 year old female, have been in a relationship with a guy that's
33 for like a year.
Okay that's legal.
That's fine, that's fine.
10 years apart ain't that big of a difference.
And they only met a year ago.
Exactly.
We met 10 years ago when you were 13.
When we started dating after a month of getting to know each other, we went over to his place
and did the deed.
Enjoyable experience overall, but after he was done, he removed the condom and with very
expert gestures proceeded to drink his junk right out of it.
You know what's fucked up?
That's what I thought in my head.
Like I'm just joking in my brain.
That's why I'm laughing.
It was exactly what I thought it was going to do.
Wow.
You mentioned the deeper the drink.
Like yeah, I just like, I'm like, what if he drank it?
And then you're like, he started drinking it, he did drink it.
Oh man.
I was shocked and confused.
In my head I was like, yo man, what the fuck?
I wish you met cause you didn't offer her some or I'm sorry.
Did you want to say it was my first partner?
And like, I wondered if this was kind of normal.
Come on.
I don't know.
When did your first partner?
Apparently that was maybe the first person she had slept with.
Okay.
I don't know.
Uh, since I used to be, since I used to be a people pleaser, I managed to hide my shock
and disgust and simply asked him, why did you do that?
He answered me.
I don't want to waste it.
Oh God.
What did he say?
He answered me as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
It's a lot of kilojoules of energy.
I can't wait.
I know this man's fucking whole mental being.
She's talking about you.
No, I would never drink my own scene.
That's gross.
My God.
The fact that I can, I can, I can just, I look like a, like a, a detective figuring
out a serial killer's mental.
You know where his mental is going.
I was even more confused.
I was literally speechless.
Did he say kilojoules?
You nasty motherfucker.
That's going to make everything better.
Pretty much.
I was even more confused.
I was literally speechless.
And what was being a very nice and a romantic night managed to become a weird and kind of
awkward situation to make things worse.
He even stated at a very dramatic tone.
I will never allow anyone to eat my semen.
He said that like his junk was something precious.
Like if someone would ever get access to that, it'd be like be able to steal a soul.
I don't know.
It made no sense.
And also dude, nobody is here to steal it from you.
Plus you can make more.
I don't know if you'd ever knew that you don't have to drink it though.
You can go back to your day.
Let me break it down for you.
By the way, he wasn't drinking it in a kinky or erotic way.
He did it like it was extremely serious and important.
Why drinking your own must be so dramatic.
I don't know.
Hey man, he can do whatever he wants.
He's not hurting anybody.
We kept dating for several months and every time we had sex, every single time, she's
like, well, let's try it again.
Maybe he won't do it this time.
Wait every single time.
I started to become very concerned since usually inside of the condoms, uh, there's some lube,
I guess he even, uh, he even complained about the, uh, the taste bad of the lube or the
latex of the condom that it made it.
He gives us on flavored condoms.
The taste of his own somehow didn't bother him at all.
Good for him.
And even if I usually lube is not that toxic, I think that could zoom in a small amount,
but very often may not be the healthiest habit.
Also his breath right after this ritual almost made me throw up all the time since he even
refused to brush his teeth afterwards.
His response to that though was I didn't shoe, I swallowed in one gulp.
So I don't need to brush my teeth.
It's a lot to digest here.
I tried to discreetly make him understand that his habit was grossing me out by saying
out loud, you are covering my eyes, but he didn't get the clues or he didn't care.
He cared.
You're not the first one to say you won't be the last.
Hey, you're passed by girl.
If you can't stand the weird habit, you need to step away from the situation.
I had to know.
No, after a fucking year, he must have drank like a gallon of it by that point.
I tried to confront him, but nope, he was immovable.
Neither the fact that his passion for his own gizz was making me a little uncomfortable.
Did he just point up when he's jacking off?
Nor the fact that eating lube could be harmful made him stop.
He then proceeded to get mad.
Is it harmful?
Probably a few gallons of it whenever you're drinking your own.
Lubes go into a body part, so wouldn't it be non-toxic?
But that doesn't say for digestion, like ingesting it.
I'll have to research this situation.
He then proceeded to get mad.
He stated that he wasn't doing anything wrong, that he just didn't want to waste his precious
substances from his body.
I'm with the guy.
If that's what he wants to do, you go ahead.
If I was her, I'd be like, well, I guess I'll see you later because this is weird as fuck
for me.
That's all she had to say.
And that I was making a scene for nothing.
I told him that his breath and he straight up accused me of having bad smell.
This wasn't using a condom, so it's not even tasting anything of hers.
I guess he outside of the condom, but...
He told me that by...
I imagine after he sucks it dry right, he turns the condom inside out and licks the
rest of it.
Like a chewing gum.
So gross.
Imagine the bitter silence of him chewing on a condom while she watched it.
I told him that by deflecting, he was making things worse, but he interrupted me and just
told me I was insufferable.
Just break up with him.
Apparently she did.
If the woman did something that I just could not get over right, I'm like, look, I'm sorry.
I know it's your thing and you like it and I would never want you to not do the thing
that you enjoy, but I can't watch you do it.
We need to just break up.
Now do you see why the first guy was like, I'm wondering what I'm going to be eating
later and I don't know if I want to eat it.
He's not going to eat semen.
I mean, he's worrying too much.
It's going to be that one mental worm again where...
This old man looks like cum.
He can throw the whole thing across the table.
Pretty much, yeah.
Think about that though, do you know how many things are thick?
This milk looks like cum.
Or if you're stupid, you still eat it.
This cum looks like cum.
God dang.
So that was the reason that the first guy was like, I shouldn't have read that shit
this morning.
No kidding.
Next one, onto a different subject by Bron07.
So of course this was a month ago, but I recently just got out of the Marine Corps and he did
not eat his own juice.
I recently got out of the US Marine Corps and moved to Australia to live near family
while I completed a degree with the GI Bill.
Anyway, I was out in town meeting with some potential employers and had been busy all
morning and afternoon.
So I found myself getting a real late lunch at a small Japanese joint that was pretty
busy.
Being ex-infantry, old habits tend to die hard.
Within two minutes of teriyaki chicken and rice being delivered to my table, I had completely
demolished the entire plate with barely a rice grain left in the bowl.
I whupped it down and I guess I was slightly hunched over the whole time because I was
starving.
What do they eat, like prisoners?
What the fuck?
Because it's timed.
Like you have 10 minutes to eat.
I got 10 minutes to eat.
Well the previous one, he can eat real quick.
He can suck real quick, you mean?
He's like eating one of those, you remember those go-gurt?
Yeah.
Imagine that after reading that.
Oh, but I enjoy go-gurt.
He'd be like, what was it, Friday after next, where he's like, no, that's just yogurt.
Because the dog was bumping his leg.
Oh god.
No, that's just yogurt.
What'd you do to my dog, homes?
You mean next Friday?
What was it, next Friday?
Yeah, in the house.
Yeah, with Chico.
Why'd you do that, he did nothing to you.
They hit him with a bell because the dog was trying to bite him?
Yeah.
He's gone for life.
All right, so they put, some larger, heavily tattooed biker type looking gentleman noticed
that impressive teriyaki turbo demolition and also noticed that I was built somewhat
well and had a tatted up left arm myself.
He came up to me and immediately asked, how long have you been out?
I think that's why I said prisoner, the way he ate.
Now military dudes can easily recognize other military dudes, even if they're dressed normal,
I guess just the t-shirt and jeans.
So I thought I was just being referred to, I said, I just got out, is more or less what
I told him thinking that's what he meant.
Hikea or, he questioned, I couldn't remember the name of the other West Australian prison
he mentioned.
But my dumb ass just assumed those were Australian army bases.
Now I camped Lejeune in the States, I told him.
At that point, his eyes opened wide and he was telling me that I was hard shit, which
is what began to confuse me because as far as I was concerned, Lejeune was nothing special,
just a big multi-purpose base.
I was initially like, huh?
And he clarified it's because I was in, in America.
He hadn't used the words jail or prison to my, to any extent in the conversation yet.
And he even sat down to chat with me.
We kind of had some small talk about how the transition is hard.
And so is readjusting your habits and language to be society friendly.
And sure enough, he finally asks what I was in for.
Assuming he meant my MOS, I just went, Oh, infantry.
Was MOS.
I don't know what the abbreviations stand for.
Military service, maybe military office service, something like that.
Probably.
So he told him infantry and he's like, what?
So kids, we kind of looked at each other after that.
Me confused at the stupidity, him in disgust.
I imagine he would be in disgust.
I clarified that's what they call grunts.
And then he finally comes up with what he was talking about.
What I was in jail for, to which I answered I had never been.
And we both had a bit of an awkward oh shit moment and laughed it off like dumbasses.
We both apologize for being stupid and in our separate ways.
So he clarified that I was in the military and all that.
Yeah.
Because whenever he said infants, infantry, like what?
Fucking kids?
That's why he didn't sock him right away.
Like you motherfucker.
How dare you?
That's probably why he's like, huh?
What?
What did you say?
Maybe I didn't want to go to jail, that's why he didn't punch me immediately.
Exactly.
Wait a minute.
Do you say kids?
I'm like, no, soldier.
Oh, fuck it puts it from over.
What's Australia so they don't have him?
Oh yeah.
He put his snake back.
He put that giant scorpion away.
He put a fucking spider that could eat a bird back in his pocket.
Whatever monstrosity they have in Australia.
They don't need guns.
They got kangaroos.
That'll drown you.
Which they lost in a military conflict, by the way.
And they lost the emus too, didn't they?
Oh no, the emus, that was the one.
And they're losing at war against kangaroos.
Goddamn kangaroos.
They're so battle hardened.
And the rodents, so are marsupials anyway.
Yeah, it was the emu war I was thinking about.
They lost.
They lost to birds.
That's even worse than fucking kangaroos.
How do you lose the fucking emus?
Because their feathers are so thick that bullets don't really hurt them.
Yeah, it took like too many machine gun shots.
They killed like 20,000.
There was like millions of them.
And it's like they were faster than their jeeps.
They would break up and reform into large parties again.
They were like, God dang, they must have Alexander the Great as their fucking centrals general.
So that's why whenever anybody that I know, because I know one Australian person from
work, and he's like, yeah, y'all lost to so and so.
It's like, y'all lost to fucking emus.
Maybe we should not say nothing.
Maybe we shouldn't knock them until we find some emus.
Now we killed all the buffaloes, so it's okay.
Oh yeah, never mind.
We've won those wars.
I can't even imagine what Americans would do with emus.
Yes, I can.
They would copper bomb the fuck out of them.
Exactly.
Never mind.
We'd be a fly by and it'd be dope.
Exactly.
We're not going to go out there and just machine gun them.
If we are anything, we're efficient.
Exactly.
Job done.
What's next?
The only thing we can't win against is the hogs.
God dang hogs.
Those feral hogs.
Those are fucking monsters of any kind.
But they actually attack you unlike emus.
Like they will.
Yeah, they'll jump you immediately.
Yeah.
And they have tusks.
Yeah.
Like to me, I think hogs are much more dangerous.
Isn't it weird that if a regular domesticated pig-
They're fine.
But then the minute you put that domesticated pig into the wilderness-
It redevelops into a hog.
It evolves into a Pokemon.
Yeah.
More powerful than what it was.
I'm like, what the fuck happened?
It only takes one generation.
It's weird because if you do that to a dog, right?
Oh, they'd stay the same.
There's the hog.
Yeah, but for some reason there's a god dang hog.
Cats also become feral though.
Do they?
Once you reintroduce them to the wild wilderness?
Nope.
That's interesting.
Not to the extent of a hog.
It lets you know how domesticated dogs are.
Well, like a cat won't become, they won't change appearance, but it'll become feral
in mindset.
Oh.
Yeah, hogs are just like, all of a sudden it just comes out.
It's literally like an evolution.
Yeah, like-
They go from pink and-
Yeah, to fucking brown and got horns.
Looks like those fucking mammoths.
Those little mammoth Pokemon?
Yeah.
With the tusks?
Tapir ma- no, uh-
Look like a little mop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
God dang hogs.
All right, next one is by It's Toby16.
You know why we can't beat him?
Because we won't carpet bomb our own country, so-
Yeah, that's true.
There you go.
We would if we could.
Well, if you live out in the desert, they will.
Well, you know-
They'll know he's a nuke.
There's nothing out there.
Just all the other animals.
Ah, that'll be fine.
All right, so this person puts, so this happened yesterday and I'm still dying of embarrassment.
So this happened during a wedding reception.
I was really bored and didn't really get along with the family members I was sitting with,
so I took out my phone and in five minutes of mindless scrolling, I decided to read
killing stalking, if you know the manga.
I am so sorry for you, if you do.
I was peacefully reading chapter 18 and if you've read the chapter, it starts with a
very passionate scene.
That's when my cousin's husband looked at my phone and saw what I was reading.
He asked what I was reading and I looked at him mortified.
I immediately turned my phone off and tried to say it was just a manga.
He laughed and told my mom what happened and just scolded, I just got scolded by my mom
for reading that at a wedding.
My mom has been joking about it all day, which is making me feel even more embarrassed.
The TLDR is I read yaoi at a wedding reception and got caught.
Yaoi?
Yeah.
Good old man boy love, or was it boy boy love?
Yeah, yaoi is like Craig and the Tweak.
Yeah, Craig and Tweak style, so boy boy I think, yeah.
Because the other one is NAMBLA, the National Association of the Male.
God dang pedophile.
That Cartman went to where he got all those pop ups.
Oh yeah.
Where he's like little boy looking for things.
All over his fucking screen immediately.
Which was funny as fuck.
If the internet has given anybody great freedom, it's fucking pedophiles.
Jesus.
They come out of the god dang woodworks.
Unfortunately, yes.
Fucking horrific situation.
And that's where you say, I'm Chris Hansen.
I'm Chris Hansen and you're fucked.
You thought you were going to, but now you're going to get to.
You thought you were, but now you are.
Next one is by...
Imagine like going to the wrong house.
You were being a completely innocent person and you open the door and it's like, I'm Chris
Hansen.
You're like, oh fuck, this is the wrong house.
I'm actually not looking for a child sir.
Oh fuck.
That's something that's a miscommunication that would never work.
Well there's that one person on there that he's like, want some pizza?
He asked Chris, no, I don't want pizza.
So why don't you sit down?
He said, why don't you sit down?
Just have a seat.
Remember when they had Chris Hansen on South Bronx of Parody?
Yeah.
He had that ability where he's like, just have a seat.
And Carmen couldn't stop.
He's like, how do you do this?
Carmen's sitting down no matter what.
Regardless of who he says it to.
They just sit down.
Like they, it's just like ingrained in there.
Like it's a Pavlov dog thing, if you were saying.
Just sit, have a seat.
I'm Chris Hansen.
Sit down.
I missed that show.
It's fun watching pedophile squirm.
It is.
It's very fun.
Fuck them, I say.
Well, they're going to get it.
Don't worry.
No, they deserve to get killed.
I'd agree with that.
And did you see that's what, again, hate him or love him, but that's what, if he became
president again, that's what he's wanting to do.
He's wanting to send them automatically to death, which I have no problem with as long
as they're truly guilty.
That's the problem.
You got to make sure they're actually guilty.
Exactly.
Don't you kill him as a man.
But if they are and there's like legitimate everything.
You know, the worst part is when they get caught, there's just like hundreds of thousands
of images and videos.
I'm like, where the fuck did you get hundreds of thousands?
I can't even find a video of a chick that I liked in a porn video from like a decade
ago, but they have hundreds of thousands.
Fucking pedophiles.
I saw this one, this video with the Lexi Bell, the porn star I saw when I was, you know,
like 10, like three years ago and now I can't find it to save my life, but they can somehow
find child pornography everywhere.
Even though it's not on anything.
Yeah, I can't find a video that I want to see that's legal and appropriate, but they
can find everything.
God dang pedophile, you resourceful fucking perverts.
Pretty much.
I'll be all burned in hell.
See that's why there's a difference between you, which is just a avowed.
A normal person, yeah.
Just a pervert in general.
I'm just a wholesome pervert.
But not a minor.
I'm not a pedophile.
And then they want to be called maps now.
I'm not a pedophile, I'm not a rapist, I'm not a, I don't want to bang an animal.
I'm actually very boring.
If you looked at my porn search history, it is boring as fuck.
I'm dead serious.
You don't want to be a map?
I don't know what that is, but it sounds terrible.
What am I, a GPS?
Wait, is it people that like to pretend they're GPS's?
Turn left.
That's even worse than that.
That was bad.
It's what pedophiles want to be called now.
A map.
A minor, attractive person.
Gross.
So now what about a short statue person?
Like if you're into a person that's short statue, but it's an adult.
That's just being into little people.
Midgets.
Right, but is that?
That's not the same thing.
Okay, I'm just saying, I'm just asking.
Like it's...
You know, proportionally, you know what I mean?
You could say that about a petite woman though too.
Well, I guess that's true.
It's more of the youth part of it.
Again, it's really just...
Fucking gross.
Disgusting.
Next topic.
This person.
By sexy namja.
This person puts, I, a 24 year old male, was cleaning out some of my stuff in my room whenever
I found some toys laying around.
I planned to meet up with my girlfriend later, so I wanted to surprise her and took some
out on the table.
You know what I was thinking?
Like actual toys.
Like action figures.
Which is just bad, man.
I was going to break them out, we were going to play fucking...
Nice little fantasy game.
We'll play some D&D.
This is the fuck up.
I closed my room door and went out to pick up my girlfriend.
We went to the movies and in the middle of it, I get a call from my dad.
I get the fucking desk.
I get a call from my dad questioning my life choices and telling me all the stuff that's
in my room.
I flipped out knowing he snooped around and it just came back to this back and forth argument.
How old is he?
24.
That old man needs to mind his own fucking business.
He kept shaming me on how other people wouldn't do this kind of stuff and he just knows nothing
about how people my age act and that this is something everyone would keep private.
Yeah, they're freaks.
After the call, I tell my girlfriend what happened and she's uncomfortable about coming
over now and it's completely understandable.
Yeah, well, there goes that relationship.
Okay.
I can't... it wasn't on here, but as far as I know, he also put that he's Asian.
So...
What does that matter?
Well, I guess Asian parents are a little bit stricter.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And then going through his room, it's like, okay, you already live at home at 24.
You have Asian parents.
Yeah, that's impossible.
You know they're going to go through your stuff and snoop and then you decided to leave
the next one out.
There you go.
Like, you lived with them your whole life.
You know how they are.
Come on now.
Don't play dumb, dude.
Like, you can't blame your dad just for everything on this.
I guess not.
But at the same time, a parent should accept their kids.
Should.
And what is it?
Respect their privacy.
Should.
But again...
Unless that privacy is something wrong and illegal.
Exactly.
If I found out my kid was selling cocaine, I'd be like, where's my cut for one?
Two.
I'll let you do it in this house.
But again, he's 24.
He lives at home.
He's lived with these motherfuckers his whole life.
His whole life, yeah.
So he knows what they're going to do.
So he should have just hid them.
Exactly.
Should have hid them up his asshole.
Well, he might have had those kind of toys.
He's had to keep them safe up there in your booty hole.
In his prison wallet.
His fucking prison pocket.
Like off of that, what was it, Deadpool?
God, the most terrifying ones are those kids that grow up that they know how to make like
fucking makeshift fake walls and stuff.
So they can hide stuff.
Man.
That'd be a fucking prison they live in.
Like especially those kids that are like, their parents are like really like hardcore
cops.
And like they always go through their stuff like always.
They're never going to visit you right when they're older.
They keep doing this and respecting their privacy.
Because I was watching a video of a cop who was like, was teaching, doing a YouTube video
of teaching his kid, teaching parents how to search a kid's room.
So I first, you go over there, you tell this to the kid, all right, you got to go out.
And he just goes through this person's entire fucking room and all these like, there's like
these fucking aerosol canisters.
Oh, there's a false bottom here.
And he takes the bottom off of his little bag of weed.
We'll talk about that later with him.
And I'm like, oh my God, he's teaching them how to find all these secret like, like what
kind of fucking kid did you raise?
This kid's got like, like hardcore criminal level like hiding skills.
And he's still getting caught.
Apparently, yeah.
But think of how much stuff that is that is not finding.
Yeah, because he's getting better at hiding it.
Exactly.
Or were those just false leads and the red herring for him to find that and not find
the other stuff?
I guess the other stuff must be hardcore.
So it's our service center floorboard.
He's going through fucking his books, every drawer under his bed.
I'm like, man, that is quite the fucking Soviet Union ask security you got there at your household.
Imagine if your mom did that.
There's nothing in my room.
So I don't care.
All I got is a huggy wuggy flush pillow.
You know, huggy wuggy.
I have one of those little toys or it's a it's a stuffed stuffed huggy wuggy that you
can wrap around your neck because his hands are the stick them.
Yeah.
So I took a picture and put it on Facebook.
Look at my me and my new best friend, huggy wuggy.
I thought it'd be him, Taro.
Because we work together.
It's much better.
But anything else to add before we head out?
Give your kids some privacy.
As long as they're doing good in school and they're not.
And if you know, I'll put this, if you know your parents or that style of a parent, you're
24.
If you can't find a new house after that, knows he learned how to hide shit.
Learn how to really hide some shit.
My God.
He left it out.
He says he left the shit out.
In my head, I imagine he just like had a big fat dildo, right?
With a suction, he just fucking slammed that shit on the table.
And it's just fucking shaking when the dad got there.
He's like, oh, God, dad, what is that?
That's why he said, but that's why I was.
What was it that he's questioning my life choices?
So yeah, yeah, I don't know.
But again, privacy.
Yeah.
That whole stereotype of Asian strict parents is hard for them to overcome because there's
so many that are.
It's unfortunate.
But you know, it's going to be like a generational break where like the Asians that grew up here,
the Asian Americans, I would hope so.
That'd be some social evolution to get to a better place as a society.
No, they probably become more strict.
The ones that were the the the free spirits becoming restricted when they grow up.
Exactly.
That would be fucking terrifying.
It's like they'll just lock the kid in the cage just there.
Oh, God.
In the dog crate.
I saw a video like that when these kids somehow escaped and the parent, the cops got there,
right?
This shit was the whole place was a fucking shit show.
They had they had a baby in the crib.
He was just covered in shit.
There was shit on the floor.
The dogs were covered in shambles.
The walls were covered in shit.
Like, where the fuck is your bathroom?
Where's your toilet at?
Probably probably that shit was probably spotless because everything else had shit on it.
The toilet must have been clean as fuck.
The bathroom is the one place they don't have any shit.
That's always been a terrifying thought for me as I drive around, especially at night.
You don't know the evil happening in every house.
It could be like next door.
There could be some horrific stuff your neighbor is doing that you have no idea about.
It's like a fucking like a flesh lamp or something of a fucking human being.
He just carved into a fucking lamp.
He's a fucking diehard serial killer.
You never know.
So when I drive around at night, right?
And all these really quiet.
There's no cars but me.
I'm like, man, how much atrocities are being committed right now?
You know, in the 20 mile radius around me and see now, now when you do that, you're
going to be wondering how many of those people are drinking out of their own condom?
Maybe.
Also, I probably wouldn't care about that part.
He can drink as much condom come as he wants.
As I said, I don't I don't I don't kink shame as they say.
Yeah, but he's not doing it for kink.
Well, whatever he whatever the shit he's doing, he can do whatever he wants.
It's fucking his semen.
I don't give a damn.
He's conserved kilojoule.
That kilojoule.
He looked up the word kilojoule.
He found out that semen had it.
He's like, yeah, that's that's what I that's what I'm doing it for.
I think it's just a fetish.
But he doesn't want to consider it a fetish.
So I got to reserve my energy and get more kilojoules back into my body.
I didn't even tell her he didn't chew it.
So I got to brush his teeth.
He just swallowed that shit.
Man, he just takes that shit like a fucking jock.
I'm fucking alive.
I can't imagine semen.
I don't know.
Like it has to be a kink.
That's what I would think, too.
But he just does not want to acknowledge it as such.
Yeah.
Just admit you're mostly with somebody you're with.
If you're into that kind of shit, don't try to hide.
Yeah.
Like also, don't do it on the first the first date, the first bang.
Don't just fucking shock them all from the beginning.
You got to ease them into it.
First time.
Don't give them a fucking heart attack off the get go.
First like, oh God.
Yeah, that shit would be weird.
But that is everything I got on Reddit today.
So we'll see you on the next one.
I think every day we get further and further from God.