1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,080 We are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies, 2 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,160 games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,380 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 4 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:18,560 This is what we are covering tonight. 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:25,360 We're going to go over Blackbeard's Devil Fruit theory, his third Devil Fruit, whatever 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,200 what I assume it's going to be. 7 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,560 And we'll cover that. 8 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,560 Cool. 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,200 That was terrible. 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,560 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 11 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,400 You can enjoy this show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,320 We also have membership tiers on those platforms if you'd like to support the channel or you 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:44,280 can check out BuyMeACoffee.com forward slash K.O.E. podcast. 14 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,600 But let's go ahead and get into it. 15 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,600 Okay. 16 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,120 I'm trying to get my fucking pants. 17 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,800 I'm sitting on my fucking shirt. 18 00:00:52,800 --> 00:01:00,960 Okay, so basically, all One Piece fans know that Blackbeard is the only person in all 19 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,800 of One Piece that has two Devil Fruits in his body. 20 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,640 The legend goes that you can only have one. 21 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,200 If you eat two, you immediately die. 22 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,320 You'll blow up. 23 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,960 Your asshole will fucking get sucked up your mouth. 24 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,640 I don't know what they say. 25 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,080 Something happens to you and you cannot have two Devil Fruits. 26 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,600 You said the last time one of them is what, the dark, dark? 27 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,480 Yeah, I got it right here. 28 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:28,480 So his first one was the logotype, the yummy, yummy, nomi, the dark, dark fruit, considered 29 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,360 the most evil. 30 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:35,200 And it's also a logotype, so darkness is a natural thing. 31 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:39,120 And you said that it negates? 32 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,480 Negates other Devil Fruits. 33 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,120 But he gets his ass kicked in the process? 34 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,880 He physically gets hurt even regardless, yeah. 35 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:49,600 It's the only logotype that cannot, all logotypes can turn into their element. 36 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:57,440 So be it sand, fire, ice, light, and they can avoid all physical attacks. 37 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:03,240 Not hockey, that like super powered attack, but they're pretty much invulnerable. 38 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,320 Except for Blackbeard. 39 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,160 If you punch him in the face, you can punch him in the face. 40 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:11,040 Either he does not want to turn into pure darkness or he can't. 41 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:17,440 I don't know what it is, but he's the only logotype that can get hurt by anything. 42 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,880 I guess he has to, maybe he's a black hole, who knows. 43 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,520 Maybe he keeps getting stronger the more he absorbs. 44 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:27,760 And then before you know it, at the end of the last fucking episodes, it's just him and 45 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,480 Luffy fighting over a broken world. 46 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:37,400 His second fruit is a paramecia type, which is basically, it's the easiest definition. 47 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,320 It's something that's not Logia or Zoan. 48 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,960 It's the Gora Gora Nomi, the Tremor Tremor fruit. 49 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,760 So he can create pretty much earthquakes. 50 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,760 Seismic activity. 51 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:52,600 Blackbeard, or not Blackbeard, Whitebeard, during the Paramount War did a fucking crazy, 52 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,080 he shifted the tectonic plates. 53 00:02:55,080 --> 00:03:01,480 So they were like, it looked like the entire ocean was like a fucking crooked staircase. 54 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,080 Like an actual, no, like a crooked staircase. 55 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,160 Like a step. 56 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,560 Yeah, it looked, it was so fucking freaky. 57 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:17,480 So now he has the ability to completely devastate entire structures, so islands, right? 58 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,920 And he has pure darkness. 59 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:20,920 Interesting choices. 60 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,880 Paramecia and a Logia. 61 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:30,120 So it goes without saying that if you do a logical leap, his third one is going to end 62 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,280 up being a Zoan. 63 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:37,360 So it makes me think that maybe you can have three devil fruits, as long as they're not 64 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,360 the same type. 65 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,360 Right. 66 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,680 So the Logia, the Paramecia, and the Zoan. 67 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,080 You said Paramecia are the most common, right? 68 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,640 Yeah, they're the most average. 69 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:51,960 So that's probably where the myth has started at some point, since they're more common than 70 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,640 the others, and you eat two of those. 71 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,280 Oh yeah, maybe. 72 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,440 But no one's attempted it. 73 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,840 No one's even had a story like that. 74 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,120 Yeah, I knew this guy who tried that. 75 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,280 You know, it's like one of those rumors, like not going underneath a ladder. 76 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,280 Oh really? 77 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,280 It's what we believe. 78 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,280 Just like a superstition? 79 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,280 Yeah, but we don't know. 80 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,280 Yeah. 81 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,480 Don't you go under a ladder. 82 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:17,480 Yeah, so I'm not the first one to come up with this theory. 83 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,600 But I didn't get it from this guy. 84 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,160 It was an independent thought. 85 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:25,400 But I like to make sure that I don't look like I'm stealing someone's theory, right? 86 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:30,680 So this guy named Sebastian Baksh, B-A-K-S-H. 87 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:31,680 So B-A-K-S-H. 88 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:39,640 I think it was on one of those like Screen Rant or one of those websites. 89 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,480 He had the theory like back in like 2021 or something. 90 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,640 So we had the same thinking. 91 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,960 So I mean, it's weird. 92 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:52,040 Another weird thing about the three type of Zoans, or the three type of Devil Fruits, 93 00:04:52,040 --> 00:05:01,120 is that Luffy's recently, his Devil Fruit acts like multiple ones. 94 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,560 That's his single one. 95 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:10,040 Like paramecia can warp the area around them to be like their Devil Fruit. 96 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:16,880 So if you have like candle fruit powers, which the guy does, he can make the entire environment 97 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,320 wax. 98 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,160 Another guy can make it look like fucking Laffy Taffy. 99 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,160 Mochi. 100 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,440 I don't know if you know that giant Japanese food. 101 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,440 Mochi. 102 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,440 Mochi, yeah. 103 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,440 He could do that. 104 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:32,440 Luffy can bounce like a fucking trampoline on a fucking rock. 105 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,360 The entire rock is like a trampoline. 106 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,680 The environment's rubbery. 107 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,560 But he can transform into different forms like a Zoan. 108 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,100 It's weird. 109 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:45,560 And he's actually immune to physical attacks, aside from knives. 110 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,560 Because he's rubbery. 111 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:53,160 Like even in the beginning, blunt force trauma, punches, kicks, bullets don't hurt him. 112 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,760 So it makes me think that he has, his one Devil Fruit is all three. 113 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,660 And it goes back now to with Blackbeard. 114 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:03,200 He needs three to match Luffy's technical three. 115 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,200 Is what I'm thinking. 116 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,200 That would make sense. 117 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,160 I know, I'm a genius. 118 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,040 That detective brain of mine goes to work. 119 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,960 Because Luffy's is real weird. 120 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,460 It's just like the weirdest Devil Fruit. 121 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:17,520 Like it's even a standout from every other. 122 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,960 Even from paramecia, it's just a standout. 123 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,000 It's like pretty much in your face. 124 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,840 So yeah, it acts like a Logia with the damage you can take. 125 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:29,800 It acts like a Zoan with him being able to transform into like, he's got the gear two, 126 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:34,240 gear three, gear four, gear four snake mode. 127 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,040 Snake's not snake man. 128 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:41,400 And now gear five, the fucking, you know, the peak joy boy that you've probably seen 129 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,760 memes lately, the cartoony. 130 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,760 Yeah, I like it. 131 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,320 The whole Bugs Bunny abilities he's got. 132 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:52,680 And he can infect the environment like a paramecia. 133 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,880 The only thing left to see is the Logia. 134 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:54,880 But we have already seen his Logia. 135 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,480 It's him not being affected by regular stuff. 136 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,880 Only hockey can hurt him. 137 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,040 Or blades. 138 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,640 Which is kind of the same like crocodile. 139 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,920 He's sand but water, regular water. 140 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,320 Even like sea water hurts everybody. 141 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,480 But anything liquid can actually hurt him. 142 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,400 Even if he's intangible. 143 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,940 Which Luffy beat him. 144 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:17,680 He was bleeding all over his hands so he just kept sucking them in the face. 145 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:21,800 So that's basically my theory is that it has to be a Zoan. 146 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:29,080 Even if it's not because it's required because of the Logia and paramecia. 147 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:34,860 Like story wise, if Luffy's is considered all three Devil Fruit types, that would just 148 00:07:34,860 --> 00:07:36,920 be cool for him to have all three Devil Fruit types too. 149 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,120 Where he'd have to get all three just to match it. 150 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:43,320 Just to like, even like the story wise, yeah, for Oda to be like, yeah, like a little Easter 151 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,160 egg for people like, oh look at that, they both have the same, yeah. 152 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,600 I'm the greatest writer of all time. 153 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,920 I'm William Shakespeare, Japanese. 154 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:54,960 Only doing it in reverse to where, like, do you think that Blackbeard already has the 155 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:55,960 third Devil Fruit? 156 00:07:55,960 --> 00:08:01,920 He tried to get Trafalgar Law's Devil Fruit. 157 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,520 His is like, his is weird. 158 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,520 It's like a medical Devil Fruit. 159 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:08,520 It's as you can see, the most powerful paramecia of all time. 160 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:12,480 It's called, I forgot what it's called, but he can do this thing where he's called, he 161 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,920 makes a room around himself, right? 162 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:18,880 So he says room, and he can rearrange anything in that room. 163 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:24,360 Like, he can like, cut people up without them getting killed, and then rearrange their bodies, 164 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,920 and then leave them like that forever, and they're completely fine. 165 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:31,720 And he can like, teleport within the room, different people. 166 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:36,480 It's considered the ultimate because he can give his life with that Devil Fruit to another 167 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:41,280 person, and that person can become immortal, but he dies in the process. 168 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,320 Very, you know, to have it and want to be immortal. 169 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,320 It's very rare. 170 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,240 It's like, it's worth billions of berries. 171 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,800 So for some reason, he wanted it. 172 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:56,000 Blackbeard wanted it, so he destroyed all of the fucking Trafalgar Law's pirates. 173 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:01,520 Almost had it, but Beppo, Trafalgar's second in command, fucking somehow escaped, he escaped 174 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,920 with both of them. 175 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:07,620 And it's weird, because what Blackbeard said was either, huh, should I eat this, or should 176 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:08,620 I sell it? 177 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:09,620 I don't know. 178 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:11,560 I actually want to eat it. 179 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,880 He was just saying that comment, I guess. 180 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,320 Maybe because he knows he can, if it's already a paramecia type. 181 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,800 It's just weird to me that he wanted it. 182 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,720 I guess he wants to be immortal, probably. 183 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,520 But who would he get to die for him? 184 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,520 For him to be immortal. 185 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:28,960 Well, the only reason I was asking is because if Blackbeard does not have all three yet, 186 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:36,120 and he still needs one more to have the three to match Luffy, it's kind of the backwards 187 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:42,800 writing for Oda, because normally the main villain has everything before the main character. 188 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,720 Yeah, that's a good point. 189 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:49,360 And if the main character of Luffy already has something that would be considered three. 190 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,120 At least I consider it three. 191 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,760 Right, I'm agreeing with you on that. 192 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,760 So I think that if... 193 00:09:55,760 --> 00:10:01,280 If it was a one piece fandom, then I'd tear me to shreds. 194 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,840 But I agree though, if it's displaying three styles of power. 195 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,280 Yeah, three different... 196 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,280 Within one. 197 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,720 Yeah, it's so weird to me. 198 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,360 And now that he's got two and he only needs one more. 199 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,840 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 200 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,360 Plus we also don't even know how the fuck he can eat them. 201 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,640 How the fuck has he been able to get away with eating two? 202 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,400 It's still baffling to me. 203 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,000 I do a lot of mystery solving right now. 204 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,280 I wonder if it has something to do with his dark dark fruit though. 205 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,280 It could be. 206 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,280 That he can keep... 207 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,480 That he can keep it stored deep within it, but not on him, not actually in him. 208 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,480 Right. 209 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,480 That'd be weird. 210 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,680 I think it might be something to do with that specific... 211 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,680 Maybe he just like shouts them out of their assholes. 212 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:44,000 He's just like... 213 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:50,680 Because I saw once during Punk Hazard, this creature had a devil fruit and it had died. 214 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:57,000 And this random apple in the vicinity of that creature turned into that same devil fruit 215 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,920 right as after it died. 216 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,840 So they can actually... 217 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,520 The devil fruit can actually reappear right next to the person that died with it, but 218 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,520 not always. 219 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,520 Sometimes it doesn't even appear wherever. 220 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:11,800 Because Ace also died at Paramount with white beard and his devil fruit just fucking... 221 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,040 No one even knows where it came from. 222 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,240 It just showed up when they undressed Rosa. 223 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,360 So I'm real confused. 224 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,480 I got more studying to do. 225 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,880 But yeah, that's what it looks like to me that it's going to end up with black beard 226 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,880 and Luffy. 227 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,880 It has to. 228 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:30,440 I don't know why this person named M, who's the actual emperor of the world that no one 229 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,720 knows exists, what their fucking business is. 230 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:41,520 But that person hates black beard and Luffy and Shirahoshi, this mermaid, who has the ability 231 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,440 to call sea monsters. 232 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:47,280 And the sea kings, the biggest creatures in all of One Piece? 233 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,760 Well, the elephant actually is. 234 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,320 And she hates... 235 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,920 I assume M is a woman. 236 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:54,920 I don't know why. 237 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,240 It's either M or Imu. 238 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,240 I keep forgetting. 239 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,880 I am or Imu. 240 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:10,140 And one time, the person M had torn up the bounties for Luffy, black beard, and a picture 241 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,360 of Shirahoshi. 242 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:16,000 And she has another picture of someone named Vivi, who's in Alabasta. 243 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,480 It's a lot of information to cover. 244 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,960 But I think if it wasn't for the detective stuff, like the mysteries, I probably wouldn't 245 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:27,040 be into One Piece as much as I like all the cool combat and abilities and all that and 246 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,640 the devil fruits. 247 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,280 It's the mysteries I'm here for. 248 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,040 Trying to figure out what Oda's really thinking. 249 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,760 Yeah, I feel like I can match him. 250 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:39,440 Like, if I deep down read every one of his stories and just had a fucking blackboard 251 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,240 up, I can figure it out. 252 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,240 I might try to. 253 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:46,240 I'm going to keep you guys updated weekly on what I'm going to take. 254 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:50,400 I have Shonen Jump $3 a month. 255 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,840 I've got all 10,000, 80-something chapters. 256 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,920 I just read one every day. 257 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,760 And then when I go crazy, that's it. 258 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:03,680 When you go crazy, just that one moment, that little switch turns a little too far, and 259 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:08,600 you have that madness for a few days, and then it clicks back to normal. 260 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,720 All the information's before you. 261 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:14,200 So what'd you think of the Gear 5? 262 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,200 Anyway. 263 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,680 You know what it is? 264 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,680 I didn't care. 265 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,320 That doesn't bother me. 266 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,680 Everyone's like, because they want to be cool, right? 267 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:26,200 They're like, man, this is the goofiest shit I've ever seen. 268 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,200 It's always been Luffy. 269 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,200 He's always been cartoony. 270 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,200 He's always been weird. 271 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:34,120 I mean, he's got the fucking most cartoony-ish rubber abilities. 272 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:40,320 It was the fact that they would not keep a steady camera on what Luffy was doing that 273 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,600 fucking drove me crazy. 274 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:47,760 It was like the camera and Luffy were two separate things moving opposed to each other. 275 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:53,320 And the camera was trying to follow Luffy and having a tough time following Luffy. 276 00:13:53,320 --> 00:14:00,320 Also the problem was episode 1071, when Gear 5 first showed up, the camera was so fucking 277 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,560 shaky I was losing my fucking mind. 278 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,880 The thing about cartoon shows, right? 279 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:11,180 The camera always has to be steady no matter how wild the cartoon is. 280 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:14,880 So if it had just stayed on Luffy the entire time without shaking around... 281 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,120 Or stationary and the character moves. 282 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,120 Yeah, stationary. 283 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,120 That's what I mean. 284 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,120 Steady. 285 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,360 If you put it on him and he can do all the cartoony shit he wants to do. 286 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:27,480 I could not follow half of what he was doing because the camera was moving around so much 287 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,480 too. 288 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,920 Look, a goddamn Jason Bourne movie with a shaky cam. 289 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,280 Jesus, I was about to vomit. 290 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,240 He got a little better on episode 1072. 291 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:45,680 But man, you cannot do that wild of a movement of a cartoon character. 292 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,520 Look at all the cartoons from Tom and Jerry. 293 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,440 The camera is always stationary. 294 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:57,800 Well, I was going to say it's either stationary with the person or stationary and just staying 295 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,160 not moving at all. 296 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,160 Exactly. 297 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,800 But whenever you have them moving opposed to each other... 298 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,200 Like it was moving more than Luffy was. 299 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,200 That's what I'm saying. 300 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,040 Luffy was trying to catch up to the goddamn cameraman. 301 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,680 So that was the only gripe I had. 302 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,400 I could not follow what was going on. 303 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,200 But power wise, it's fine. 304 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,120 Luffy, fucking hilarious. 305 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,400 When he fucking lifted up that... did the moonwalk in midair and then he fucking lifted up that 306 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:25,560 whole thing, the whole rock formation to catch the fireball and threw it back in Keitel's 307 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,560 face. 308 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,120 Shit was fucking hilarious. 309 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,480 So I'm going to figure it out. 310 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,280 You better finish it before I figure it out. 311 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,080 Before you finish it for him? 312 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,080 Yeah, I'm going to figure it out. 313 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,480 You'll finish the story. 314 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,680 It's like you're waiting for it to just finish, but you've already got it. 315 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,720 I just dropped one tweet. 316 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,720 And then no one will watch it, right? 317 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,520 Because I'm not famous. 318 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,960 Until after One Piece is over. 319 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,960 And then they see the date. 320 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:55,000 And then they'll just be like, so what did I say? 321 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,360 Will be like an update tweet. 322 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,960 And X. It's X now. 323 00:15:58,960 --> 00:15:59,960 What? 324 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:07,200 Oh yeah, that shit looks like a fucking porn site on my fucking phone, you assholes. 325 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,560 I was like, where the fuck is Twitter? 326 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,560 And what the fuck is this? 327 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,560 Is it updated? 328 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,560 Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? 329 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,560 So dumb as shit. 330 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,760 It gives you automatic dark mode? 331 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,840 Yeah, it did. 332 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,960 It's so fucking stupid. 333 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:24,360 X. How are you going to change a fucking... 334 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,360 So what are the tweets going to be called? 335 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,360 X's. 336 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,360 Wow. 337 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:34,560 Elon Musk, you are one dumb son of a bitch. 338 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,560 Bro, as rich as you are, you're dumb as bricks. 339 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,320 You name it X, Y. 340 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,960 I want a legit reason why. 341 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:47,520 You would take an established brand and rebrand it into the dumbest pornographic shit. 342 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,520 Sound and name. 343 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,520 I've ever... 344 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,520 What are you, X videos? 345 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,520 X hamster? 346 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,520 X, X, and X? 347 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,520 Which one are you? 348 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,520 Just X. 349 00:16:54,520 --> 00:17:02,600 You know I've never gone to X hamster because I don't like the sound of the website. 350 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:07,600 I know it's a really popular website, but can I type in X hamster? 351 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,240 You might find something you don't want. 352 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,000 I'm sure it's all legit, just like regular porn. 353 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,360 Whoever created it though. 354 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:18,000 But that was a dumb idea, yeah. 355 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Some guy gets on the... 356 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,160 Damn hamster's fucking on this. 357 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,160 What the fuck? 358 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,560 You know there's that one person? 359 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,560 Probably. 360 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,760 It's like, but the title says... 361 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:33,560 So I should assume Hamtaro would be fucking on here, but he's not on here. 362 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,320 Hamtaro, when we work together, it's much better. 363 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,080 Her hamster. 364 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,560 Her hamster from Overlord. 365 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,560 Hamster? 366 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,840 A giant hamster. 367 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,680 Hentai goes crazy by the way. 368 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,720 I'm like, this is too much for me. 369 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,240 Just give me some big old booty, some big old titties and I'm fine. 370 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,240 You don't want the tentacles? 371 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,240 No! 372 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,240 Why would I? 373 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,160 I don't like watching porn that I would not want to do myself. 374 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,720 That's why I don't watch weird shit. 375 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,720 You know? 376 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,440 I don't watch weird shit. 377 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,000 You don't want five tentacles? 378 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,480 Why would I watch something I would never do? 379 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,240 Oh yeah, I want a fucking octopus. 380 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,600 I'm the deep from the boys. 381 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,800 There's some people that might. 382 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:23,320 There's some people that watch stuff that they would never do, for whatever reason, 383 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,320 right? 384 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,320 But I can't. 385 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,800 I'm that person that needs to do the thing that I'm seeing being done. 386 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,160 So I'm like, I don't want... 387 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,520 One girl and like 57 guys. 388 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,920 And by the way, one guy with 57 girls, that's a lot of work. 389 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,800 I don't like threesomes either, because I like to concentrate on one person. 390 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,040 The other one person will get left out. 391 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,520 Like, oh you were here? 392 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,160 Shit, and then you get the person and it's like, well fuck. 393 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,880 Yeah, probably me like, oh man, not again. 394 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,160 Have you seen this Twitter? 395 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,440 No, not Twitter, this TikTok? 396 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,440 It is... 397 00:18:54,440 --> 00:19:02,800 It is, like in real life, will always beat any cinema, anywhere. 398 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:07,520 You could write the greatest scene of all time, but what would circulate is a fucking 399 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,120 TikTok video of real life. 400 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:14,520 This guy is being recorded, like this couple is being recorded from like, I guess like 401 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,920 either the third, fourth, or second story window. 402 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,200 So the camera's looking down on the street. 403 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,640 And this guy's got it, he's on his bike, he's facing toward the camera, and the girls, we 404 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:27,400 always see the back of the girl, she's got his backpack on, a ponytail, and he's got his 405 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,440 helmet on, and he's like, and he's just screaming like, I'll never be good, you'll always pick 406 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,800 me when it's between him and me, you always pick him, and it's never me, I'm never good 407 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,800 enough. 408 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,920 So he goes on this rant, right? 409 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,880 And then he's like, and he fucking rides off on his bike. 410 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:47,120 I'll never be good enough, it's never gonna be... 411 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:51,400 And it is the most fucking, like a fucking cinema movie. 412 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,720 Like it was, it just is so fucking beautiful. 413 00:19:53,720 --> 00:20:00,200 Let me see if I can find it real quick, I will have Michael react, what the fuck, no 414 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,200 page, let me repay that. 415 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,920 Okay, let me see if I can find it. 416 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,080 We found it, let's see if it loads. 417 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,080 No? 418 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,080 Son of a bitch. 419 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,080 Damn phone. 420 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:21,080 Oh wait, no, just hit play. 421 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:25,840 Let's see what we got. 422 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:50,840 And he's got, that is a fucking movie, there's no way, no one can write a scene that good, 423 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,080 I'll never be good enough, you'll never love me, and he just fucking storms off on his 424 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,080 bike. 425 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:02,360 Oh man, and like on the comics rant, it's like, write on my friend, write on, you're 426 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,880 always good enough. 427 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,280 Something about real life is just unmatched. 428 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,880 You couldn't make that shit up. 429 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,240 Because you have to believe it, because it happened. 430 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:16,400 It was not scripted, it was not staged, it fucking happened. 431 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:24,080 It's like it's not an actor, so it's coming from true, true, yeah, I love that guy. 432 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:30,600 It's like only a very, very, very good actor can replicate something like that. 433 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,240 And the passion involved. 434 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:38,480 Him fucking driving off on his bike, because he knew like there was nothing he could say, 435 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,840 that you know, he just drives off. 436 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,840 It's so beautiful. 437 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,360 I'm glad for him, because they're going through a tough time. 438 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:51,600 But he just made, he made meme lore. 439 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,160 He'll be, I'll never be good enough. 440 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,080 Write on my friend, write on. 441 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,120 He dumped her. 442 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,880 Yeah, well, I don't know what he did. 443 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:11,440 He dumped, no, he dumped him for her. 444 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:15,240 So basically, he dumped himself before she could. 445 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,240 Yeah. 446 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,240 He didn't dump her, he. 447 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,840 He did it before she could do it though. 448 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,840 He dumped himself, yes. 449 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:24,840 And then he's like, I'll never be out there. 450 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,480 That's good though. 451 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,080 It was, it's just pure cinema, it's not even cinema. 452 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:36,560 If a director saw it, like, cut, that was magnificent. 453 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,560 That would be an Oscar right there. 454 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,560 Yeah, it really. 455 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,960 Too bad you can't nominate him. 456 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:43,960 Why not? 457 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:44,960 Right? 458 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,320 He comes on his bike. 459 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,520 I am good enough. 460 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,960 I don't know what, I guess she was like, she was between him and some other guy. 461 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,960 Yeah. 462 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,080 I'd have been a bitch have him and then I would just leave. 463 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,080 I wouldn't be like, ah. 464 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,520 But he must say, he must have fucking loved her. 465 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,360 And it must have happened to him before because it's always happened. 466 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,400 I'm never the one, I'm never gonna. 467 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,880 Like he was, he was pouring his soul. 468 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,840 Leonardo DiCaprio had a tear rolling down his eye like, my God, I could never act so 469 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,840 beautifully. 470 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,240 Robert Deano is like, wow, all my career has been a lie. 471 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,040 Oh man. 472 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,360 We'll definitely have that up though. 473 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,360 I'll put that in the. 474 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,360 Little thing. 475 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,360 Yeah, yeah. 476 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,360 I'll leave it in the description. 477 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,360 I'll send it to you. 478 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:30,800 Oh man, that was beautiful. 479 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,440 I watched that video like 30 times and he's just like, he's just right on my friend, right 480 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,440 on. 481 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,800 He probably called her like too much after he got home. 482 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,800 I don't know. 483 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,400 And then she blocked it. 484 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,400 With that passion? 485 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,400 I don't know. 486 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,400 He's just done. 487 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,920 It's because he knew he no longer had anything he could possibly say. 488 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,360 So he just burst out of him as in a scream and he drove off. 489 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,360 Beautiful. 490 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,360 That's it. 491 00:23:55,360 --> 00:24:00,040 Those are the things you need to watch to become a better actor. 492 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,040 Yeah, yeah. 493 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,760 I'll never be good enough because it's always happened. 494 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,080 I'm always the one. 495 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:09,000 He just, he just could not say there was nothing else he could possibly say. 496 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,280 You couldn't put it into words. 497 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,280 Yeah. 498 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,680 He just screamed into the night and drove off. 499 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,520 That is a director could not give that kind of direction. 500 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,760 No, no. 501 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,400 Because no one could like you'd have to go through that in real life to funnel that into 502 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,760 an actual acting scene. 503 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,760 Yeah. 504 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,240 Well, it kind of goes like with songs and stuff like that. 505 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,520 There's certain songs that you get the actual emotion from and then there's other ones that 506 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,440 you can tell somebody just wrote the song for. 507 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,440 Oh yeah. 508 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:39,160 Like the ones that actually have like heartache and like that actually have been through. 509 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,680 Like, oh, like I can tell. 510 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,920 What's a good song that does that? 511 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:45,920 I know. 512 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,920 I'm Brian like a diamond. 513 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,640 No, that was written. 514 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,320 She still fucking stole that shit. 515 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,320 You don't know. 516 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,320 You know who sold that? 517 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,320 Plankton on TikTok. 518 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,880 He was trying to pay some bills on that one because when they did the AI song of him doing 519 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:06,640 Diamond, yeah, oh man, it is glorious. 520 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,840 He does a scream too. 521 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,640 The one that I would say is there's a live version from one. 522 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,640 Okay, rock. 523 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,880 A lot of whenever they were in, I think somewhere. 524 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,880 Where were they? 525 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,360 Somewhere in Japan. 526 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,800 But it's a song called Take What You Want. 527 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,880 And you can it's like he's like you can feel. 528 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,640 Oh, okay. 529 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:37,200 The brain of a person that does a lot of like mystery stuff for the, I don't know, the connections 530 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,120 make no sense to anyone else but them. 531 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,720 You said Japan, right? 532 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:45,740 I was thinking about the dramatic reality and real life emotions of that guy. 533 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:50,560 Like if it was put into an actual acting scene, led me to Bam Margera because he also reminds 534 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,960 me of Japan. 535 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,800 Reminded me of that scene of that video that he posted on Instagram where he got fired 536 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,400 from Jackass forever because of the whole drug stuff he was doing. 537 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,440 And he was like he was on Instagram telling people like Jackass is it was all I have. 538 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:08,040 It was like I know. 539 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:12,400 Like he was so devastated that he couldn't be on Jackass forever. 540 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,400 Like he was like it's not the only one to do with it. 541 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,320 It's like a drive-thru. 542 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,720 The emotion from that equates that guy. 543 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,720 Yeah. 544 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:29,240 Because Bam Margera was like there's no more word. 545 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:36,840 I was so mad but I'm like God he's going through it right now. 546 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,000 Because he was like trying to hold it. 547 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,040 He had his hand over his mouth. 548 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:47,440 I'm like bravo sir. 549 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,160 That's good acting right there. 550 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,160 Yeah. 551 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,200 Please don't sit with Bam Margera. 552 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,960 We're poor and I'm sure he used to have a million dollars. 553 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,920 He's actually close to getting broke too. 554 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,440 Well you got as much as we do. 555 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:06,520 He went from 45 million right to their estimation of like a little over a million dollars which 556 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,520 is a lot. 557 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,520 Yeah. 558 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,880 But it's not 45 million dollars. 559 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,200 Well don't worry I have a dollar in the bank account so we're good. 560 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,200 You didn't have that. 561 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,200 I'm about to be on the corner. 562 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:27,240 Watch me do a parody of him like something that I lost right that's all I had. 563 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,720 I'm getting better at dry heaving without actually feeling like throwing up. 564 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,720 That's hard to do too. 565 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,720 I'm becoming a phenomenal actor. 566 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,480 Until you see somebody actually throw up. 567 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480 No. 568 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,480 You know what happened? 569 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,880 You know like I used to have a weak stomach right? 570 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,280 I cleaned vomit the other day. 571 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,280 The can? 572 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280 Yeah. 573 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,280 No. 574 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,280 Oh that first thing. 575 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,280 The carrots. 576 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,280 Yeah but that's. 577 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,280 It broke. 578 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,800 It broke whatever weakness I had. 579 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:55,520 I'm like fuck it. 580 00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:02,760 I can watch Preston Lacey fart into a fucking funnel and fucking steam up. 581 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,520 Yes but can you see them drink the fat guy's sweat? 582 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,520 Yeah. 583 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,840 And just watch the full scene. 584 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,840 Yeah. 585 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,520 I'm done. 586 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,920 It fixed whatever problem I had. 587 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,920 Really? 588 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,920 Cleaning up someone else's vomit fixed everything. 589 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,920 Oh. 590 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,000 Yeah I know. 591 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,160 It's like man this is the shit I'm going through. 592 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,160 Watch it's not that bad. 593 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,160 Oh man. 594 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:31,280 I still don't like needles though so if someone stab me with some needles I can get over that. 595 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,400 Just get jammed. 596 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,360 Jackass was all I had and he just starts fucking dry heaving. 597 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,760 It is the most brutal shit I've ever seen. 598 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,240 He's at his wits end. 599 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,240 Oh. 600 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,240 And then he went crazy. 601 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,760 Yeah. 602 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,160 I hate that the Jackass guys any of them are doing bad. 603 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,040 Because when Steve. 604 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,040 You know what's funny? 605 00:28:53,040 --> 00:29:00,320 When Steve when he was going through a bad he was on the Adam Carolla show and it was 606 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,320 live. 607 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,000 I don't know if it was live but it was the premiere of that episode. 608 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Right. 609 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,560 And he was doing like one of those like kind of like a late night talk show. 610 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,560 Yeah. 611 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,280 But like his own version of it because his friend Jimmy Kimmel had his Jimmy Kimmel live 612 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,640 and like I watched like I was watching it like I love this is a good show I like Jimmy Kimmel. 613 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,480 Looking back at the man show now right? 614 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,920 I'm like what the fuck did I see in this garbage? 615 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,960 I'm feeling how juvenile the man show was. 616 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,840 I'm like this is that dumb shit. 617 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,000 Either I've matured or it was that childish. 618 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:35,000 See that like how we were talking about how people need to before the episode about how 619 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,160 people need to live what they actually preach. 620 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,160 Oh yeah. 621 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,160 My stomach hurts. 622 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,160 No I'm kidding. 623 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:47,240 So Steve was on the this was back like oh five something like when he was doing his he was 624 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,960 like fucking taking like doing drugs like he was doing drugs at a bodyguard who was 625 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,680 used to seeing people do drugs did not know was possible. 626 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,480 So how do you do that? 627 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:04,520 And he was on he was on the Adam Carolla show he was gonna do some stunts and he gets on 628 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:11,680 there right and he is just fucking playing and he breaks the fucking little table in 629 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,320 front of them like this little like coffee table made of glass. 630 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,320 Yeah. 631 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:21,280 He just kicks the shit out of it and then he fucking tackles Adam Carolla into his couch 632 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:26,040 so they start having a fucking wrestling match and they never cut any of this out. 633 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,040 He's like calm down Steve-O. 634 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,040 Steve-O calm down. 635 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,040 Calm down Steve-O. 636 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,040 Calm down. 637 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,880 It is looking back at it now right that he was going through some drug times. 638 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,280 I was like I never in my head I didn't like it didn't seem that big. 639 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,880 Oh it's just Steve-O. 640 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,520 But then look after the documentary with like him getting recovery and all that I'm like 641 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,960 God dang Steve-O what the fuck happened to you? 642 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:51,440 It's weird when you see something when it first comes out live or whatever and then 643 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,920 later it has substantial significance. 644 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,920 Like when I saw him do all that weird shit with Adam Carolla I just thought Steve-O was 645 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,920 put on a bit. 646 00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,920 Yeah. 647 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,360 He was just acting weird like he broke like he fucking cut himself up he was beating the 648 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,200 hell out of Adam Carolla and now years in the future I'm like damn I actually saw that 649 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,880 while it was happening you know. 650 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,240 See the new thing for that is gonna be the Will Smith Chris Roxlap. 651 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,600 I missed that live man. 652 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,560 It had more impact after the fact. 653 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,480 Yeah like people are like I saw that shit live. 654 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,480 I would have loved to see it. 655 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,040 Man imagine you get slapped by Will Smith. 656 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:27,120 I would have been like it was a G.I.J. joke. 657 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,480 And she is bald so. 658 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:33,240 Yeah I mean alopecia I wish I had alopecia I'm so hairy as fuck. 659 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,640 It's one of those things that's like really you went by I know it's like in your eyebrows 660 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,440 and that kind of sucks and your arms and all that but I mean like it's not like it's a 661 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,400 fucking chronic disease. 662 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,400 Right. 663 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,840 You're not gonna die from it. 664 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,840 Like I can't have any hair on top of my head I'm bald as fuck I got like partial alopecia. 665 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:54,880 You can start crying and go up there and smack the shit out of Will Smith or out of Chris 666 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,880 Roxlap. 667 00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:01,200 But yeah like I went bald and it sucks not really because I was you know when I first 668 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,480 shaved my head completely bald right no one had no one better than eyelash. 669 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,360 I was like you motherfuckers. 670 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,240 I thought it was like a substantial life altering thing right. 671 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,360 Like hey what's up bro. 672 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,360 Nothing changed. 673 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,360 No no one cares about me. 674 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,360 No one ever cares about me. 675 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:21,120 No one just write off right off. 676 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,120 Right off. 677 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,040 He's like the right. 678 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,160 I can't put in the words the grandeur. 679 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,320 That's a William Shakespeare as seen is what I'm saying. 680 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,320 Like it is. 681 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,840 But you want to hear the hardest William Shakespeare quote. 682 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,000 I don't know if it's actually his because I haven't read any of his books yet but I'm 683 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,200 planning to. 684 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:46,200 I found this on a tick tock and it's it's it's credited to William Shakespeare but I 685 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,080 don't know if it's actually his but I'll read it. 686 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,120 I'll read it to you guys real quick. 687 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,120 Where is it. 688 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,120 No no. 689 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,360 Oh they sell this thing called the Loch Ness ladle. 690 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,760 I want it. 691 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,440 It's a ladle shaped like the Loch Ness monster. 692 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,160 Yeah I need it. 693 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,560 I need it in my life. 694 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:10,880 Remember I was telling you how action needs to follow a logical sequence so when you kick 695 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,520 someone you expect them to fall a certain way they're supposed to fall instead of the 696 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,520 other way. 697 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,960 OK now watch this. 698 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:20,080 You see how Bane has that right and they're going that way and then on the next panel 699 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,960 Batman's going the opposite way. 700 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,400 That's the dumbest shit. 701 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,660 I'll send you the picture you can show people but this is when you when you do a scene make 702 00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:28,880 sure it follows the lead. 703 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:34,040 Batman would not be falling left if he got hit right on the scene. 704 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,040 I nitpick a lot. 705 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,200 Well they say don't do that in movies too. 706 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,760 Like you keep the train of momentum. 707 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,760 That's the worst. 708 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,080 The movies do it a lot. 709 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,320 And that's what it drives me insane. 710 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:49,600 Like logically if I punch you with my right hand that means you fall forward on your right 711 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,080 side as well. 712 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:55,080 If I punch you and then the next scene cuts to the guy falling left that shit makes no 713 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,200 fucking sense. 714 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,360 Here's the quote. 715 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,360 You guys ready. 716 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,360 Is it. 717 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,360 Get ready. 718 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,360 This is the deepest shit you'll ever hear. 719 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,000 Whether it really is a 16 and I'm deep. 720 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Yes. 721 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,960 I'm 16 years old and I'm the deepest man has ever lived. 722 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:16,840 I'm scared to say it because once it goes down to the ether it's going to break people's 723 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:17,840 brains. 724 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,880 Here we go. 725 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,680 You say you love the rain but you open an umbrella. 726 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,000 You say you love the sun but you find a shady spot. 727 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,360 You say you love the wind but close the window when the wind blows. 728 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,320 That's why I'm afraid when you say you love me. 729 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,440 Is that not the deepest shit you've ever heard. 730 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,440 But it is all true. 731 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,440 It is all true. 732 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,000 You say you love the rain but you don't go stand out in it. 733 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Right. 734 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,920 William Shakespeare he knew even back then the reality of human nature. 735 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,960 You say you love something whatever it is. 736 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:49,960 You do the opposite. 737 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,400 And what the thing that you love right. 738 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,400 Right. 739 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,840 I love to walk but you never stand up. 740 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:55,840 Exactly. 741 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,840 She got me hard. 742 00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:05,840 Sad thing is I wouldn't doubt it. 743 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,560 Demodulation here we come. 744 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,560 We had fun. 745 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,960 This is completely this is a one piece and stuff. 746 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,120 I love adding stuff to one piece. 747 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,120 I just love rambling. 748 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,120 Yeah. 749 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,120 We should probably ramble more often. 750 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:23,880 If you let me ramble bro I can solve world hunger. 751 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:29,320 According to the World Health Organization it should only take what was it 20 billion. 752 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,320 I'm on it. 753 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,600 Let me get a few 20 billion subscribers. 754 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,960 The funniest part though is that whatever the dollar amount was I can't remember the 755 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,400 exact thing. 756 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:43,200 But they said Elon if you gave you have all this money if you could just pay that you 757 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,200 would end world hunger. 758 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,840 He's like okay show me a list of how you did and I'll give it to you tomorrow. 759 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:48,840 No problem. 760 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:53,360 We need three thousand slices of hamburger meat. 761 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,640 I love Elon Musk or not. 762 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,680 It's funny because it's like he's like okay bro do it. 763 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:58,680 Show me what you would do. 764 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,040 At least he wanted a bill of sale. 765 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,040 Show me the actual bill. 766 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,240 And then it's like well that's just an estimate. 767 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:08,280 You got to deal with the mechanics. 768 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,280 Show me what you did. 769 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,640 I'll pay you what you did. 770 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,640 Exactly. 771 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,880 They never want to give you a bill. 772 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,280 They never know. 773 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,120 I want an itemized bill. 774 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,960 Same with a medical visit. 775 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:18,960 Exactly. 776 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,960 Get that shit itemized. 777 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:20,960 Yep. 778 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,840 And I promise you that price will lower down. 779 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,440 A hundred dollars for a band-aid. 780 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,440 What the fuck is it? 781 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,440 I didn't eat a condom. 782 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,440 I didn't get fucked. 783 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,440 Just you're trying to now. 784 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,440 Yeah. 785 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,440 The condom was for after the visit. 786 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,440 Oh I see now. 787 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,440 Okay. 788 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,440 My booty hole was supposed to hurt afterwards. 789 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:38,440 I think I'm going to start rambling more often. 790 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,440 Let's just talk. 791 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,440 It is a podcast. 792 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:45,040 We're going to talk about the world everybody. 793 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:50,400 I'm a profound man with a very small brain. 794 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,040 I know a lot of things about everything. 795 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,160 I've studied nothing. 796 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,160 That's actually everybody. 797 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,160 Pretty much. 798 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,160 All right. 799 00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,520 So that's it for the, I guess I'm going to just do that. 800 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,960 We're just going to chill and see what we can come up with on these episodes on Monday. 801 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,960 Monday mashups. 802 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,960 Monday mashups? 803 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:06,960 Yeah. 804 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,960 Works for me. 805 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,960 Anything else that before we head out there? 806 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:10,960 And this lady came in. 807 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:15,760 Man, she got a truck up an ass and she had no bra, right? 808 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,880 And her nipples were just like. 809 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,920 It's like one of those things like you want to be like a gentleman, right? 810 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,800 And be like not stare at people and I don't stare, you know, unless like it just, it pops 811 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,800 out at me. 812 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,800 Yeah. 813 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:32,200 But plus like, plus I'm highly observant, right? 814 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,840 And it's something kind of lean subversion sometimes. 815 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,160 Like I like, I, you know, one time I saw a seven year old lady and she didn't have a 816 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,160 shirt on. 817 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,160 She had a pierced neck. 818 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,160 Specify. 819 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,160 Seventy. 820 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,160 What'd I say? 821 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,160 You said seven year old. 822 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,160 It's not like seven year old. 823 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,160 And it's like, oh my bad. 824 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,160 Seventy. 825 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,160 Seventy. 826 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,160 She is seven. 827 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,160 Oh, seven. 828 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,160 Well, she was older, 60s, 70s. 829 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,080 She was an older woman. 830 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,400 She had no bra and pierced nipples. 831 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,320 Oh, and I'm like, granny, you can get it too. 832 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:05,880 If she still has nipple, pierced nipple, right? 833 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,480 She is a freak. 834 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,480 Come on down. 835 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,800 I'll bang a seven year old. 836 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,800 No problem. 837 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,320 So we just went opposite ways on that one. 838 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,320 Oh yeah. 839 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,320 Oh yeah. 840 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:19,560 The thing about me is I like women of all shapes and sizes and ages legally. 841 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,560 So I can. 842 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,560 That's why you said seven D. Yeah. 843 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,680 I'm not going to bang a seven year old. 844 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,680 Exactly. 845 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,680 Fucking gross. 846 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,680 If she's 18, right? 847 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,320 If I can hook up with an 18 year old, it's legal. 848 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,320 It might be morally ambiguous. 849 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,320 Morally. 850 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,320 Whatever. 851 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,160 Or I can bang a 90 year old if she's still banging. 852 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:43,600 But yeah, you know who I have a crush on to this day? 853 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:51,160 Debbie from that 70s show to this day with that hair, with the everything she can get 854 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,160 it right now. 855 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,720 Hey, what's up, Deborah? 856 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,720 Joe Ruff. 857 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:58,720 What you up to? 858 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:02,200 How do you like the last? 859 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,600 How about the best 15 seconds of your life? 860 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:09,360 At least being realistic. 861 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:15,920 I'll lick you like a like a cow licks salt lick. 862 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,600 OK, I'm sorry. 863 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,600 I apologize. 864 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,600 Now I'm sorry. 865 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,600 That was a bit far. 866 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,160 Don't don't accounts have those little salt licks? 867 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,960 Do you like wild animals? 868 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:26,960 What are they for? 869 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,240 Do they need sodium to? 870 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,240 Yeah. 871 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:35,000 Like regular wild animals, they'll find rocks that have like sediment of salt on it. 872 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000 That's cool. 873 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,400 Yeah, we were at the flea market today and you had those deer games. 874 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,080 Yeah, like those those hunting games. 875 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,800 Those old ones, right? 876 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:49,000 And my name on the like two, three and five is me. 877 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,520 And then four is just another me. 878 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,160 But that one's ass. 879 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,600 So like I'm really good at the game, right? 880 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,560 I'm practically a sniper. 881 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:04,160 So I'm only like 50 points away from number one on moose and like 100 points away from 882 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,560 a number one on bear. 883 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,360 And all you see is just no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 884 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,360 I can't help you. 885 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,360 You can at least fit your name on them. 886 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,680 Yeah, that's that is damn your kid. 887 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:19,640 Give him a three letter name and I promise you, you'll see his name or her name on a 888 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,040 fucking arcade game. 889 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:28,680 And so, yeah, my and then my cousin was number 12, right after he tried. 890 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,080 And then when I got number five, I knocked him down for 13th. 891 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,960 He was mad as fuck. 892 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:39,320 Just by just I'm saying, I get your numbers of the old articles. 893 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,320 Get good. 894 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,320 Get good. 895 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,640 Yeah, just get good. 896 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:47,740 I'm number two still on moose and I'm number two on bear. 897 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:48,740 Never number one. 898 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:49,740 I'm never good enough. 899 00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:50,740 It's never going to be me. 900 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:53,740 You're going to write off on your motorbike. 901 00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:54,740 Little moped. 902 00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:57,360 He's looking dip out. 903 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,520 It almost reminded me of Sheldon. 904 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:07,160 I saw a tick tock and it was it scarred me for life. 905 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,440 It's Sheldon, right? 906 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:14,320 But it's in a different movie where he demands a blow job from another man. 907 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,560 And he's like, oh, you're going to give me this blow job no matter what. 908 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,760 So let's just get to it. 909 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,480 It's like apparently this character of Sheldon is gay, not Sheldon. 910 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,480 I don't know the actor's name. 911 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,980 So I'm calling Sheldon. 912 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:30,580 And then it's the other guy's like, well, the guy that actually plays him is legal. 913 00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:35,240 So the other guy's like Sheldon knows that the other guy's gay as well, but it's all 914 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,280 still sexual harassment. 915 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,840 And he's like, well, you're going to do this or not. 916 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,140 He's putting down a mat. 917 00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:42,480 He's putting like a pillow down for him. 918 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,480 He's sitting on it. 919 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,480 He's like, I'm like, God damn it. 920 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,480 He's prepared. 921 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,480 He's done this before. 922 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:52,560 And then at the very end of the fucking clip on tick tock, it's just Sheldon from the 923 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,940 big band Bazinga. 924 00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:58,540 So he says all this stuff from that one, right? 925 00:41:58,540 --> 00:42:00,840 And then it cuts to him, Bazinga. 926 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:05,000 I'm like, oh God, you have scarred me for that character for life. 927 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,800 That's good though. 928 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,600 It's just some characters are so good at what they do that when you see them in a different 929 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,760 light, it's weird. 930 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,600 Like Tom Holland getting his back blown out. 931 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,200 Like Tom Holland getting his fucking back blown out. 932 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,960 It blew his booty hole clean out. 933 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,480 He did that because of Zendaya. 934 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,560 I don't know how guys can do that. 935 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:30,240 Like my tiny asshole just blow it out. 936 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,240 What the fuck? 937 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,240 You're going to blow that bitch out. 938 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:41,680 It's not going to go back to normal. 939 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:42,680 I'm just being honest. 940 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,680 All right. 941 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,680 I can't take all that. 942 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,680 I can't take all that. 943 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,680 I blow my asshole out. 944 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:54,120 What you did it because of Zendaya where she was with those other two dudes in that other 945 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,120 movie? 946 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,120 How does that equate? 947 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,040 Like, you don't want a girl. 948 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,040 So my wife bangs another guy, right? 949 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:06,680 So fuck, I'm a bang two guys. 950 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,480 How does her banging two guys equate to him banging one guy? 951 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,480 Shouldn't he have banged a chick? 952 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,960 He's like, I'll get you back double time. 953 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,960 How about that? 954 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,600 And he just like sit on a fucking bag of peas when he gets home. 955 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,600 Well, whatever. 956 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,040 I mean, that's what he wants. 957 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:26,480 Hey, man, as long as it's legal and morally OK, you can do whatever you want. 958 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:31,320 You like fucking smashing peanut butter in your butt crack and having your girlfriend 959 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,600 lick it up by all means. 960 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,560 And with that, we now know. 961 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,560 If you like. 962 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,560 No, it's fantasy. 963 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,560 No, thank you. 964 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,760 I don't like food play. 965 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,400 I'm actually the most boring person. 966 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,840 I didn't say you'd be doing it for her. 967 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,840 I don't want peanut butter in my butt crack. 968 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,040 I don't want to eat peanut butter out of a butt crack either. 969 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:54,240 The thing is, I'm very boring. 970 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:58,560 I just want a normal, you know, just regular banging. 971 00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,560 Nothing else bells and whistles. 972 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,200 Literally, literally no. 973 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,200 I don't know. 974 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:12,760 I'm just a boy like to me, it's more like proficiency of experience, I guess. 975 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,640 The more you do this stuff over and over, you can even try different positions, different 976 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,200 techniques, different locations. 977 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,600 But to me, it's just like the moment with the woman is all I need. 978 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,160 Let me play with those titties. 979 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:30,520 Let me lick you from the back of your ass crack all the way to the back of your neck. 980 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:35,920 Let me give you a massage while my dick's between your butt cheeks. 981 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,680 Just I'm that boring. 982 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:44,720 Let me make a hot dog with my dick in your butt. 983 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,720 That's it. 984 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,720 That's it. 985 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,480 No extra stuff I don't really need. 986 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:53,040 I don't need like, I need you to wear these fucking clown shoes and we need to do it on 987 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,600 a full moon on the top of a hill while you howl into the night. 988 00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,320 And light a rocket on your ass and light it on fire. 989 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,320 Like if that's what a person likes, go ahead. 990 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,600 But I'm just, you know. 991 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:07,280 I think Robin Williams had a joke about that a long time ago, though. 992 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,960 I just enjoy doing different stuff just between me and the woman. 993 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,720 Which is why I just want one person instead of like two women. 994 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,720 It's a lot of work. 995 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:18,640 The only thing I can think about doing with two women is like we both suck on one woman's 996 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,520 nipples at the same time. 997 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,520 Seems like fun. 998 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,560 You don't want to be in a polyamorous relationship where you have three other guys going after 999 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,560 one woman? 1000 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,560 Not really. 1001 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,560 Just me and her. 1002 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,560 That's all I need. 1003 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:34,920 Why would I have to fight another dude? 1004 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,520 I would just drive off with the guy. 1005 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,760 I'm never good enough. 1006 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,760 Fuck it. 1007 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,720 I'm leaving. 1008 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,760 So basically I do the same techniques, right? 1009 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,800 But I'm so experienced at them. 1010 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,800 I'm phenomenal. 1011 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,800 You know, I do that Bruce Lee thing. 1012 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,200 You know, the one kick 10,000 times? 1013 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,960 It got windy out there. 1014 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,960 So yeah, that's me. 1015 00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,640 I can do one kick 10,000 times, but man, that girl will be twerking. 1016 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,440 Her leg will be twitching by the time it's over. 1017 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,840 See, instead of one kick, one lick. 1018 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,040 It got real windy. 1019 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,240 I like to hit it until her knees buckle. 1020 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:13,360 That's what I'm saying. 1021 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,740 Or you have her do the doggy, but it's standing. 1022 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:20,480 So she's actually completely standing, but her arms are like, you know what I mean? 1023 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,360 Until her fucking knees buckle and her arms shake. 1024 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,360 You ever done the doggy, the standing dog? 1025 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:29,120 It is difficult for her and fun for you. 1026 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,920 Because basically she's pretty much just completely on all fours. 1027 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,920 Completely prone up. 1028 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,520 And you just hit it from the back. 1029 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,680 If you're a jerk, you can hit it a little too hard and she kind of bumps forward and 1030 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,680 tries to keep her balance. 1031 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:45,000 All right, you've learned enough about me. 1032 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000 We bid you adieu. 1033 00:46:46,000 --> 00:47:14,320 I'll see you guys on the next one.