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enjoy the show. This is what we are covering tonight. We are going over the hardest decision
decisions that you have to make in Skyrim. The hardest decisions.
Number one is which character to be. Exactly. That's a three hour decision.
45 hour decision. We got 18 different fucking save files and 37 different characters.
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Alrighty. So like most RPG games, there are decisions that you have to make. Skyrim is
not immune to that. There's a lot of decisions that you have to make. Some of them super
easy. Some of them, do you do it? Do you not? So one of the first ones is the turning in
of Cicero while he's carrying mother. Oh yeah. You can tell him because he wanted to like
a reformer. Didn't he want to destroy the old, the dark little brotherhood that was
in Skyrim? Yes. Because they were like corrupted and reform. Yeah. Yeah. But apparently, and
I know you do, you have the choice. If you catch Cicero on the road, you can turn him
into the guard that's walking. Oh yeah. And get him in trouble. I did that. He was
fucking pissed. Yeah. I remember that. Something about him run me the wrong way. So I was like,
you know what man? Fuck you. Yeah. Basically there is a chance that the player will spot
one of the dark brotherhood's most noticeable members in the Northern parts of Whiterun
holds open planes along a road. Cicero will be found with a broken down cart. Yeah. I
remember. Yeah. He will ask the player for aid. And if repeatedly spoken to this, we'll
start a short quest called delayed burial. Does he ask for aid or does he just do his
weird fucking speech? He does ask for aid. It involves the Dragonborn either helping
Cicero by getting a man from Lourious's farm, Avantis, to help repair the wheel or reporting
Cicero to the guards as a weirdo, potentially up to no good. I'm pretty sure that man's
a pedophile, sir. If one convinces Avantis to repair the cart, the jester will be happy
and will give the player some money when they next meet him. However, if it one reports
Cicero to Avantis's behest, the farmer and his family will turn a bed soon after. Oh,
that is a terrible turn of events. Yeah. Wait, so if I help him, you get money from Cicero.
If I don't have it, why does he kill a family for? Because he knows that they're the ones
that turned him in or they think he thinks he thinks that they're the ones that turned
him in. He's dumb as hell. Oh yeah. And later on, I didn't know he killed. Oh man. Yeah.
Yeah. So if I just walked into the house randomly one day, there'd just be dead bodies and I
never know why. Yeah. Jesus, that would ruin my mystery solving. Like, you know what I
mean? Yeah. Like I'd be like, what the fuck happened here? And there's no like other than
explanation. Yeah. Yeah. Then you are the one that, but it only triggers if you see
Cicero there before running into him within the dark brotherhood. Yeah. Cause it took
so it took me forever to get to the dark brotherhood. Yeah. But I think there's just so much shit
to do. Yeah. But there's a lot of people that do a lot of fast travel. So we never run into
him. I just love walking. I can't walk in real life. I walk in game life. Well, you
also have another choice. You can either kill him after he's killed the, the werewolf within
the dark brotherhood or you can let him live and he'll become a follower. Yeah. I'd never
liked them. So there you go. And he's an annoying follower. Yeah. Let's speak. So there you
go. Or the listener, the listener. Yes. Listen, don't you gotta fuck the corpse to get it
awake? It's garbage. It's what that hard. Yeah. Basically you gotta get in the coffin
with her. You gotta get a ball in there. It's gonna fall up in there. The next one is called
a blood on the ice. So this happens in wind hill. A serial killer is on the loose in wind
hill and it is up to the dragonborn to stop the killing. They got no proof. After attaining
a lot of evidence, much of it points to one first, the unliving court wizard of the Ulfric
storm cloak. The player can accuse him leading to his arrest. However, wound Firth is not
the culprit. Most people think that he is. I thought he was. I did not. Then again, that's,
you know, me three days after the mages imprisonment, another murder will happen. Wait a minute.
Let me think here. If I remember it wasn't him because it was too obvious. Is what I
thought. I feel like it's a blacksmith. Somebody in the castle. I think it's a woman. I remember
was there a woman? I think so. Yeah, I can't remember, but this is what makes it a difficult
decision because three days after the mages imprisonment. So if you choose to turn him
in and say it was him, another murder will happen. Talking with wound Firth in prison
reveals that the elderly mage was investigating the killings and can predict the next murder.
Following his advice, the player can apprehend the real serial killer, though if the dragon
board did accuse wound Firth of instead spoke with him, this conclusion could have led to
the killer being caught sooner, preventing another death. Who was the killer? It was
a lady. I remember why. I don't remember why, but yeah, fuck it. Fuck. But that's the moral
thing is do you turn him in to get an easy quest finish or do you get the bad like circumstance
of that and catch the other person? But it was a daylight. You know, I got to catch the
killer, the real killer justice has to be served. Yes. I'm sure like homes, I will find
my man or woman. I can't remember why she could have sworn there was something that
she like she was bat shit crazy. Yeah, she was. I remember. Yes. Man, I can't remember
why she killed everybody. There was a specific reason. I can't remember why. I should have
bothered. Yes, because it's going to go down in my case files in my head. The next decision
I need a blacksmith in my head. Does she kill a blacksmith? Don't remember. I'll stop my
head. Fuck. I love murder mysteries. I can tell you can tell. The next one is was the
quest called In My Time of Need. So just inside the entrance of Whiterun, so like the Tiger
King, I called you for help for twice. Then I get a fuck you. What do you need? Did you
see that? They did you see they found her husband today? I believe so. Yeah. Carol Baskins.
Yeah. Killed her husband. Ask him about bitch Carol Baskin. They did a song so dirty for
that woman. A lot of people sell. A lot of people say like, why are you guys upset with
the woman and not the guy that's grooming these women as sex partners? And I'm like,
well, because they can leave. He didn't kill him. She killed a human being. Yeah. And fucking,
you know, immediately like had all his access turned over to her the day that she could
legally declare him dead. It was real suspicious to me. This man is just being a pervert. Yeah.
And you know, he's not locking these women up in a fucking jail cell in his fucking basement
and raping them. He's just a pervert that's preying on young impressionable women. And
then he fucking put them into their fucking his fucking tiger show. That's what he did.
I don't like him either, but he's not a murderer. Are we talking about Joe Zuck? No, he's homosexual.
That's what I was gonna say. He's taking advantage of younger dude. Yeah, he is. It was another
guy that was like he would like just bang, bang all the women. The one that carried the
cane with him. I think. He was fucking real weird. But yeah, he would look like a true
men cell. But you know, like these women can they can fucking dip like, you know, they're
just manipulated under his fucking control, but he's not killing them. No, she's a murderer.
You can't have a murderer out on the streets. No, no. All right. So the next one is probably
a murderer too. Well, he actually is too stupid. He killed a lot of his tigers is the problem
is what they say. Now he would slip with the tigers before that and they would let them
fuck him. So what bothered me is that he tried to kill Carol baskets, have a murder, have
a bitch and then he ended up in jail. Well, there you go. You're fucking dumb. He's too
stupid. Yeah. The moral of the story is don't kill anybody. Exactly. Unless they deserve
it, which is very hard to, you know, quantify. Yeah. Like if a guy is trying to choke your
baby in the back of the head, justify, justify a homicide. But if you live in New York, but
if like you bump into a person, right. And you're like, what the fuck? Stand my ground
and you fucking shoot him in the face for no fucking reason. Like Cartman. Yeah. Like
that's a little bit. He was in my fucking, he was in my safe space. You all saw it. Don't
kill anybody. This is the moral of the story. Unless you have to. And then if you have to
make sure you actually have to. Yeah. You don't want to do that just for the fun of
it. Or just because you had an altercation, like a road rage incident. That's fucking
insane. I see that a lot though. It's fucking crazy. That's why I'm like people like, if
I drive those speed limit, they fucking go past me like, go ahead. I don't care. I'm
not going to die because you're fucking crazy. You don't feel like dying today? No, because
it's not even worse. And like, you know, people having like these weird like, like, like micro
like aggressions in their head that they build up and they give, they, they take it out on
somebody. Yeah. I'm just like, bro, let it go. That's why you can't let everything bother
you. It's not worth it. All right. Next one is called the boss. Me is injustice. I'm Batman.
Every injustice bothers me. You littered on the ground. You son of a bitch. And then I
recycle you. Just throw him an acid. Just a fucking bottle of acid in his face. So that
was really extreme. Don't you think? No, it's justice. It's justice. All right. So this
one was called in my time of need. Just inside the entrance of Whiterun, there are two Al'kira
warriors discussing their intent within the city. When spoken to, they will reveal that
they're after a red guard woman who is apparently in hiding nearby. Oh yeah. I remember that
one. Sadia, the woman they're looking for will offer the dragonborn a proposal if they
agree not to turn her over to the warriors. What are we talking about here? She will ask
the player to get rid of the warriors with brute force for a decent payment afterward.
I was a wood elf. I'm like 110 pounds. I don't have any brute force. This is though, it is
possible to just tell the scimitar sporting men of her location for some monetary compensation.
Either way, one side will perish while the other pays the player. Who do you choose?
This is what we did as a kid, right? I know there's a damsel in distress. They're going
to help her. Right. As I got older, I'm like, what did you do? What was she doing? And why
do they want to hunt you down? I need to know both sides of the story before I make a decision.
And what's weird too is that they also say they're not going to kill her. They tell you
that. What are they going to do with her? They're taking her back to Hammerfell. What did she
do again? I think it was like treason or something like that. Where she ran off from Hammerfell.
Oh, was she in the army or something? No, I think she was royalty or something. Royalty.
Royalty or noble, something like that. Damn, how much money she got. Wasn't she like a
stripper in that bar? Basically, how far we've fallen from royalty. Whipping your titties
out in a milk bar. Wasn't it called the bandit horse or something like that? Something random
like they always are. Yeah. So who would you choose? Or who did you choose? Well, of course
it was a woman because I was young when it came out. I did the other. I just kill that
bitch. So I just take her away, officers. There she is. Exactly. Justice has got to prevail.
But I didn't know. Well, the reason I, whenever I play, at least through the first playthrough,
because obviously you go back and you choose other. I do a lot of stuff. Yeah, you just
play everything. But you know one thing I never did. I guess I can't say that. But for
the first three playthroughs, I always sided with the Empire. United Empire is a strong
empire. I find their propaganda. The reason I chose to help the Alakir warriors was due
to the fact that she wanted them dead, but they just wanted her captured. Oh yeah. It
was kind of a red flag. So morally I just went, okay, so they're not going to kill her.
Might have slaved the bitch, but she's going to be alive. Like at least being killed. At
least that's what they tell them. Trying to be born. Exactly. I mean, you do find them
at a banded hideout. So do you? Yeah. I thought it was outside Winterfell. No, like if you
go to go on her side and kill them. Oh, they go back to a, it's all banded. Like when you
kill them, it says banded outlaw or something like that. That's interesting. Yeah. I don't
trust either side. So you just kill all three then exactly. That's what I wanted to do.
The next one we have for decisions is escape from Sidna Mine. After completing the quest,
the Forsworn Conspiracy, the player can be framed by the guards of Markarth and thrown
into Sidna Mine as punishment. The Dragonborn, clearly not content to live out the remainder
of his days in bondage, will find a way to break out. I mean, I ain't going to be fucking
breaking stones my whole life. In the process, the player will discover Madnak, the leader
of the Forsworn Rebellion. It is possible to escape the mines with Madnak's help. Alternatively,
one can simply murder him and take the note on his body for information on how to break
out. Killing the old man will also grant the player the silver blood family ring, but siding
with him will also grant a unique armor of the old gods. The fact that some people decided
I could just kill him and that's so horrible. Well, I did. You killed him? Yeah. Just off
the bat? Yeah. Because he was basically trying, he was like blackmailing you into helping
him escape. Wasn't a good blackmail? No, no, no. So I killed the motherfucker. He died.
And I took the note. And the armor of the old gods ain't even that good. So yeah, I
never wore it. So it's like patches of fucking armor just fucking stuck together. I didn't
like my character to look like a Forsworn. Yeah, they look terrible. Horrible, horrible.
I don't know, man. It was like, you know, we're brothers in bondage. So we fucking teamed
up. Well, he has you go fight somebody to begin with. I'm loopy to his fucking bon clay.
The power of friendship that we got through. No, no, he died. Shanked right in the back
with the stealth ability where you go down and then you get that, what is it? Isn't it
like four times damage or something like that? It depends on how high your little multiplier
is. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I think four at that time where it's like just one stab and he's
dead. So he just fucking lungs full out his asshole. I'm like, Oh God. So if I remember,
I'd had like a, uh, I want to say it was either a glass or an ebony dagger at the time. Just
stab the shit out of him. But that's another option. Um, the next dilemma that we have
is the blessings of nature. Uh, one of the most notable features of Whiterun is the huge
tree growing near the steer, the stairs leading to dragon's reach. Although this impressive
plant has seen better days. Danica pure spring informs the player that the Gildergling is
dying and that she needs to help save it. Uh, things are a bit complicated since the
Gildergling needs sap from the tree. It was created from the elder Gleam to be healed.
However, one of the, uh, only the weapon Nettlebane can pierce the mystic trees bark after acquiring
the short unique weapon from orphan rock from the have Gravens or the hard whatever their
had Gravens those bird women looking, those fucking hags. Yeah. God, those dirty bitches.
They're also a terrible lay too. What is the scream a lot? What is that? Uh, quest in,
uh, sky rim because it's for it's sangren, uh, or sang when sang when the, uh, the Daedra
or he makes you go through all that and then you have to go get your ring back. Cause you
proposed her. Oh yeah. One of the hacks. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I thought you were getting
I was just fucking joking, but God I forgot about that.
So once you get the unique weapon from orphan rock, a location in South Korea hold the player
will need to travel to elder Gleam sanctuary for the sap. When they reach this destination,
they can cut the tree for a sample or be dissuaded from doing so by a pilgrim named Maurice.
Apparently harming the tree will be a sin against Kynareth, the goddess of nature. Maurice
will offer the player a sapling from the tree instead. Uh, if one accepts this proposal,
it will lead to the Gilder Gleam being healed though, without having to fight the angry
spriggans who spawn when cutting the tree. Hmm. So I didn't, I didn't even know that
was an option. Yeah. If I remember either, I didn't run up there and fucking start tearing
trees apart. I got fucking jumped. Yeah. By all the damn spriggans. They were tough actually.
Yeah. Sometimes. Well there was that weird ability that like, I would just fuck you up.
Yeah. Cause it was like fucking Bulbasaur sleep attack leaves at you. Razor sharp leaves
just cutting you to pieces. And then they sap your health and stuff like that too. And
heal themselves. And yeah, I remember that. That shit was annoying. Mother Springs, the,
the mate, like the bigger, the bigger ones. Yeah. The ones that glowed like that, like
a orange color instead of the normal. Oh my God. And then they go and kill every pilgrim
that's there. Fucking brutal women. I didn't even know you can go see Maurice. Can I have
a sapling? Yeah. If you don't want to get your ass beat, I can just give you the scene.
That's not even a better option. I don't even know that was an option. The me find literal
mother nature. Yeah. I always win. Got all of them killed. I don't know. Yeah. Collateral.
All right. The next option you have is in a Daedra's best friend. As a Daedric quest,
a Daedra's best friend is quite the quirky adventure that involves a talking dog, a Daedric
prince and unique equipment. After adventuring about with Barbas, who is actually a portion
of the Daedra's Clavicus vile, the player will be tasked with retrieving the Daedric
artifact, the Rufal Axe. Clavicus vile will request that the Dragonborn kill Barbas with
the axe, which will return the dog to oblivion. The player can refuse to harm the chatty pub
which will forfeit the axe, but will grant them the mask of Clavicus vile. That's not
even an option. You don't kill the dog. No, you don't kill the dog. That's simple. They
should even put that on there. No. Do you remember the myth and the lore of what happened
whenever he gave that wizard the Rufal Axe or why he gave it? Because apparently the
mage that wanted Clavicus vile's help, his daughter had turned into a werewolf at some
point and he wanted a way to cure her. And Clavicus vile said, yeah, here take this axe,
hit her with it and it'll cure her. And it just kills her. She's cured. She'll never
be a werewolf again. She's not a werewolf no more. She's dead. That's why when you're
always doing deals with demons, right? You always bring a lawyer with you. You make sure
you get everything written down in perfectly detailed. I mean, cause they're going to hell
anyway. So they're like, they're like, wait a minute, article 17 dash five. What does
this mean? You need to take this off. There you go. The next one we have is slay the dark
or become it. I was born in the dark molded by it. I'm not going to turn into a bat. Start
growing tubes. After helping out young Aventus arti, Artino, uh, with his assassination request
in wind helm, the player will wake up somewhere strange. The next time they sleep, it wouldn't
shack who will be their surroundings when they rise and they will be spoken to by Astrid,
a leader of the dark brotherhood in Skyrim. Normally the player can follow her instructions
to join this assassination guilt, but this is not the only choice to be made. If one
is sufficiently outraged by being kidnapped, they can simply murder Astrid on the spot,
which will start to the quest, destroy the dark brotherhood. After this, the player will
be prompted to meet the commander Maro in dragon bridge, which will lead to a mission
to murder all the assassins in their sanctuary. This will prevent the acquisition of the unique
items gained through the dark brotherhood quests, but will net the player a neat 3000
gold from Maro three grand, three grand. So that's about a lot of being about to be a
lot of dead bodies. I remember that. Like I've read, I've actually found out about that
on YouTube. Yeah. So I gave it a try. It's so interesting. Like them not being your friends.
I used to walk up to the dark brothers, our fucking slam people. Yeah. It's weird. I did
that a couple of little girl. They didn't even there. Oh, you can't kill it. Kids. Yep.
So she left. Yeah. So that was always that one way. You had to sleep with one eye open
the rest of your life. And then you basically did Cicero's job for him. Basically. Yeah.
So he comes in like, Oh, what is it? How he's real crazy. Oh, joyous times. We start singing
to himself fucking out of pocket all the time. All right. Next one is guard the realm or
drink blood. Let me see. Do I want to fucking drink blood now? So there you go. No options.
So this is the Don guard DLC adds quite a lot of the game, a lot to the game. Get load
to obtain many new interesting traits and weapons. However, a side will be chosen the
Don guard or the vampires of Castle Volki are joining the Don guard allows the dragonborn
to craft and use what is arguably the most powerful ranged weapon in the game. The cross
bro. I did too. It's too slow. Yeah, exactly. Special bolts can also be crafted from this
mighty weapon but can unleash elemental explosions when the bolts pierce foes. On the other hand,
the player can become a vampire from the gifts of Lord Harkon, which offers numerous new
traits and cool powers. Yeah, I'm going with Don guard every time. Yeah. If I wanted to
fucking be a vampire, at least make it interesting. Yeah, I didn't like the like being a vampire
abilities were fucking trash. Being aware of the same thing. Yeah, there's just so there's
no upside to being it. No, not really. No. Like, hey, no, that don guard all the way
on that one. They need to like actually do a like legit, like just like, like, like a
like a broken level for that stuff to be, you know, enjoyable. Right. You become a werewolf
and all of a sudden you're like, you heal instantly. You have limitless stamina, but
it only lasts like a few, like 30 seconds. Right. And the whole different, you know what
I mean? Like where it's an ability boost on like, like, like unbelievably. Yeah. They
become aware for like a minute or two. You just wreck a whole village and leave. Yeah.
You couldn't do that though. And then as a vampire, it's like you fucking just step
outside and everything just drops. You don't heal anymore. Like there's no more recovery.
There's no nothing. Everyone fucking hates you. Yeah. Yeah. And then if you, the, the
less blood you drink, the more vampiric you become. It's like, huh? Oh, that's weird.
Yeah. You would think it'd be the more you drink, the more human you would look. Yeah.
It will look like a hungry vampire. Right. You look like no, no. Stradomino was his name.
No, it's for Ratsu. Yeah. No, it's for Ratsu. Next decision that we have the Nords or the
Imperials. Easy. Imperials. Yeah. I'm so brainwashed. The main conflict affecting Skyrim in regards
to its civil status is a strife between the Imperials and the Stormcloaks. Much of the
game involves picking a side and helping them defeat the other. If one chooses the Imperials,
they can expect a more unified and equal Skyrim for all races. However, all races, all the
time, they will also, they will all be at the feet of the Ultimer. Controversially,
if one sides with Ulfric and his Stormcloaks, they can liberate the northernmost province
of Tamriel and make a true place for Nords to thrive. Although one with where non-Nord
races will likely suffer. It's the most racist shit you've ever heard. Yeah. I always went
with the Imperials. The Nords didn't really just, I don't know. They looked too, like
even the uniforms. It's like. They were all like KKK shaped. They weren't, but that's
what I'm giving them now. I also went with the Imperials because there's that theory
to like within Elder Scrolls theory that if you choose the Stormcloaks, you basically
break Tamriel into too many factions. That's what I thought. Ultimer take over everything.
Because like, like that was a terrible for Tamriel at the time fighting the Altmer to
have to retake one of your countries. It was just a bad, you know. Well, there's also a
theory too, that even if you do, maybe two weekend was the thing. That's the thing that
I thought. Yeah. Well, it was also a, there's another theory too, where what was the general
Tullius? Yeah. The main guy. Yeah. General Tullius is the main guy for the Imperials.
Basically the other theory is that general Tullius brought like a Legion with him. I
think is what they said. And the, I can't remember if he was a Legion or something like
that, but that's not the full Imperial might. So basically if you won with Ulfric, you would
be fighting again because even though you beat general Tullius, I think that was the
whole point was like the empire didn't ever send their full force because they were still
dealing with the Altmer and they probably would never have sent a full force. Right.
You can only fight two sides. You got that. That's the worst. When you like trying to
keep your country intact, you got the one front, the foreign, the main threat, right?
That's the problem. But then behind you, your own fucking people revolt on you. So you got
to send people down there to get order back. So it's just a fucking, and they lose their
fucking a whole country of soldiers. Yeah. Because now the Nordics won't fight for them.
It was like, like just strategically, it was a terrible, it was for, it's for the empire.
It was just fighting, fighting a foreign war and the civil war at the same time. There's
no way to win. No, that's why I always went with the Imperial because it's like, okay,
you have bigger enemies that you got to deal with here. It's like, to be honest, they should
have just left the North, the Nordic country because there's, they could have come back.
Well, they were afraid also that there were, that would be invaded first. Well, that would
have taught them a lesson. Like what'd you learn? Bet you didn't think it through, did
you? That's what I would have done. You're going to learn now. You don't like other races
and what you're going to like them when they conquer your whole country.
Next decision that we have adoption. Adoption was added in the hearth fire DLC. Players
can only adopt two children, which can make it difficult to decide which ones because
there are so many orphans throughout the land that need a good home. Every orphan in the
land of Skyrim is hard to not feel bad for, which is why choosing the kids for adoption
is such a difficult choice. Players can either find children through the different cities
in the game or go to the orphanage in a rift and adopt them from there. There is no way
to reverse the decision of adoption or adopt more than two children without mods. So players
should be careful which two children they should adopt. Which ones did you ever choose?
I was myself a teenager, so I was like, fuck all these orphans. I got shit to do. I got
time to babysit. You don't want babysit? So I did not. Did you ever go to the? I did
buy my own house. Did you ever get married in the game? Yeah, to the vampire chick. Then
she became a human again. I was like, yeah, divorce papers. The fetish is gone. She didn't
look as good when she was not a vampire. Her mom could get it too. They were both banging
on the head. With her bun things on the back of her head. They both look the same actually.
They use the same exact model. Yeah, just older. They didn't change much. I always went
with the kid though that. Don't segue like that. We just talked about marriage. Like I
always went with the kid. Don't. Okay, I'll say I adopted. I adopted one of the kids that
was over by solitude because they were treating him horribly. It's like, eh, conscience. I'll
take that kid in and then I was like, yeah, fuck that kid. I was all with the bullies
just ragging on that kid. And then the one from Don Star, the one that had to work out
in the cold. Jesus, I felt bad. I don't remember that, but God dang. Yeah, we had to run back
and forth for the mines over and over and over and over. Wow. Yeah. It's like, I feel
bad for those two. Here's a jacket. Then I always married the, uh, the, uh, girlfriend,
the mage college, the dark elf. Oh, all right. Next choice we have becoming a cannibal. No,
not even a choice. There's no fucking way during the day to request a taste of death.
Players can decide whether or not they want to eat a human corpse. The alternative is
wait, no, I remember this. Yeah. I was like, I can't be a fucking cannibal. Yeah. So I'm
not the same race. I was a what else? I was like, that's a good justification for it.
The wood. You don't know. The alternative is destroying the cult of cannibals and killing
them all. Uh, this quest often offers a tempting reward for eating corpses and it is hard for
players to pass up the shiny trinket that they get by becoming a cannibal to get the
daydream award. At the end of the quest, the player must side with the cannibalistic cult,
which only makes the decision harder from horribly inclined achievement hunters. Since
every daydream artifact must be attained for one of the game's achievement achievements.
What adventure, what adventure would pass up on a good old home cooked meal? And it bothered
me. I was, it was a gamble. That's what I tell myself. Well, if I remember right to
an elder scrolls, Laura, I think what else actually eat humans. So there you go. Delicious.
Exactly. And if I wasn't a wood up, I was an Argonian. And it's like, or you can be
a Kajit. I was basically everything that could eat everything else. Yeah. Or go. You were
not even humanoid. No, they're lizards. Yeah. Well, they were made by the trees in black
marsh. Cool. So they weren't even plus I could fucking swim without drowning. Yeah. Fucking
that was a bonus for me. That was the only bonus though. So it really wouldn't work.
It's like the Kajits night vision. It's like, well, as an Argonian that you had that the
swimming poison resistance, I think, and you had the fucking accelerated healing once a
day. Yeah. Special ability. So that shit was fucking awesome. Especially when you really
needed it. Yeah. You know, fucking ass woman. It's like that happened quite a bit. So you
would heal like you basically almost instantly. Yeah. It'd be like, like, you know, like you
would slowly go up throughout the day. This was like, like constantly. If I remember right
from Morrowind or from that was from Skyrim. Really? Because I was gonna say I'm Morrowind.
You need a more in Morrowind. You, uh, uh, they, they had the same thing where like Argonians
had that special like swimming ability. I don't know why they didn't think about it
to begin with that. It would be more of a physical trait of the species, but it was
then they had the water walking water and like water breathing as a spell like off the
bat. Yeah. It was either that one or oblivion had that. No, I think it was more when in
Skyrim swimming was just a natural ability that could cause they were, you know, Argonians.
So I could just jump in the water and I just, I used to always fucking escape everybody
just fucking jump in the river and I'm gone. I traveled through the river more than I was
fast traveled. As long as I didn't hit the rocks, I was fine. Once you knew where the
rocks were, you were good to go. And the last decision that we have that was a dilemma.
Blades or the dragons? Uh, towards the later stages of the game, the leader of the gray
beards will reveal that they were once one of Alduin's lieutenants. Parthornax, despite
being kind to the player, was responsible for horrible crimes against humanity. Well,
shit, there ain't no exploration yet on those. When the blades learn of this, they seek to
slay the dragon, despite his change of ways and the aid he gives the dragonborn. There
is no benefit to slaying Parthornax as he has no threat to the world anymore. The only
thing that will change is that the player will get to, when I get to get the cool speech
during the epilogue. Yeah. It's like, eh, it's a tough one. I mean, I let him live every
time because the blades were kind of assholes. He looked cool, but it's like, it's like,
he's a war criminal, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, just because the guy's old doesn't mean
he wasn't a pedophile. You know what I mean? That would be the same argument. Same with
the Nazis, you know, just cause you're 95 years old doesn't mean you're not a Nazi.
Let's get you to jail. Yeah. But I also look at it as a war. But I look at it as a video
game. So I'm like, go your cool Parthornax, I give you a pass. Exactly. It was war. Eh.
We all commit war crimes here and there. Exactly. I'm sure as this dragon boy, we've done a
lot of horrific things we don't talk about anymore. I eat people. And the dragon born
absorbs our souls. It's like, eh, it's here for death. You kill people, I take your soul.
How about that? I am a pathological thief. I have robbed half of the country. It's like,
eh, we're good. We're good. It's like, I'm talking morally here. We all do evil stuff.
The funniest thing is like morally, if you've already chosen like the dark brotherhood and
then you decide to kill him, it's like, oh yeah, it's pretty hypocritical. A little bit.
You kill people for money? You sick son of a bitch. It's like, I did it out of passion.
Oh man. Yeah. Those are just some of the dilemmas that you can run into in Skyrim. The moral
dilemmas mostly, but yeah. Yeah. But we're gamers. So, you know, when we had the Russian
in Call of Duty, so a very moral at all. Yeah. Like I've tried everything in the games, but
there's just certain things that you only do like once. It's like, eh, I don't need
to do it again. It's part of the game to get the achievement. But other than that, it's
not something that you do on your normal playthroughs or like you're more, um, if you're playing
the game as like a pure role playing game. You know what I want to do is I don't know
if it's stable two or three, but it's the one where you can bang a lot to the point
where like that you can actually buy a condom and you can get Venereal to do this like X
Y C D's and have kids. I wanted to see, I don't have a three 60, but I wanted to see
how many people I can bang, no condom, how many kids I can end up having and how many
STD's I could end up with. I wanted it like, I literally wanted to bang everything in that
city as like my own personal achievement. So if you guys ever see me on a YouTube channel
playing a fable three, I can guarantee I'm going to have 117 kids and invent new Venereal
diseases. Like a combination of so many different ones. Just more than the one ultimate one
because I, cause I, that's the, something like when you first play as a young person,
right? You're like, Oh, I gotta be serious. Like this is my kid. This represents me as
a person. Yeah. And I'm like, I gotta play with this person. Like I would do in real
life and now it's like, I want to fuck everything and see if I can get a crabs as much as possible.
No condom. They'd be like, what about a condom? Like, girl, we don't need a condom. Where
we're going, we all need condoms. The back to the future thing. And when we're gone,
we're going to need roads. But that would be a hilarious fucking like, uh, you just
imagine a hero. Like, you know that I go do a mission, right? Yeah. My character just
scratching his fucking jet another region. Like I damn, I got the fucking clap. It burns.
I just want to see if it's possible to see how many kids the guy could have. Like it's
like, I just come back. Like the women's like pregnant, like, Oh fuck. That hurts him.
Like, just be a quagmire. Like try to, try to, try to break a hundred and then see how
and see if I can get every, see if they have like a fucking window in the, like the, the
stat bars and see if there's the S that you have this, this is like, God, now watch this
as an achievement that you get in a lock that nobody's ever tried. That would be fun. Like
a hit, like hidden one that no one knows about. That shit would be hilarious. That would be
fucking hard. It just says, what the fuck is wrong with you? There's one for South park
that they hid is where like, if you watch your parents bang, like for an extended period
of time, the achievement will pop up. Really? Yeah. I didn't know about it. Thankfully I
didn't know about it until I had to, cause it was the one of the ones I couldn't get.
Cause like, cause it was just blank. Like, you know, you can, you can click on them and
see the back, like on the PS3 PS, uh, then the Xbox 360. It'd be hidden and you couldn't
see it now on the PS4. You can like, it'll say hidden, but you can click X or whatever
and it'll, it'll unhide it. Right. You can see what it is. And back then, so I was like,
why can't I get these achievements? I was like a couple, I couldn't figure out. So I
went online and there it is. Like you nasty motherfuckers. Which one of you actually got
this? Who actually got it? You actually got it without trying. I watched somebody that
was just setting it up. They set the controller down to go do something. Yeah. They go jack
up bro. Let's set this down real quick. But anything else sad? Yeah. Well wait for my
fable three drop gameplay. Can we back? Can we, can we hit a thousand banks? Just bang
everybody. You ma'am, you ready for this fucking all this dick user? How about you come on
down? Just bang everybody. Just anybody and everybody. Is that a chicken over there? Give
me a hand. That'd be the funniest fucking video. All right. Well with that, we will
see you guys on the next one.