1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,280 Hello and welcome back to the podcast. I'm Michael. 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,720 What? No, I'm not. 3 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:20,920 We are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and then known movies, 4 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,560 games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. We appreciate you being here and hope you 5 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:29,800 enjoy the show. This is what we are covering tonight. We are going over the hardest decision 6 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:34,360 decisions that you have to make in Skyrim. The hardest decisions. 7 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:39,760 Number one is which character to be. Exactly. That's a three hour decision. 8 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:46,160 45 hour decision. We got 18 different fucking save files and 37 different characters. 9 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:50,880 Exactly. But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. You can enjoy the 10 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:54,280 show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. We also have membership tiers on 11 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:58,040 those platforms if you'd like to support the channel or you can check out buymeacoffee.com 12 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:03,240 forward slash KLE podcast. But let's go ahead and get into this. 13 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:11,880 Alrighty. So like most RPG games, there are decisions that you have to make. Skyrim is 14 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:16,200 not immune to that. There's a lot of decisions that you have to make. Some of them super 15 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:25,320 easy. Some of them, do you do it? Do you not? So one of the first ones is the turning in 16 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:32,280 of Cicero while he's carrying mother. Oh yeah. You can tell him because he wanted to like 17 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:38,120 a reformer. Didn't he want to destroy the old, the dark little brotherhood that was 18 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:44,000 in Skyrim? Yes. Because they were like corrupted and reform. Yeah. Yeah. But apparently, and 19 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:50,120 I know you do, you have the choice. If you catch Cicero on the road, you can turn him 20 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:55,240 into the guard that's walking. Oh yeah. And get him in trouble. I did that. He was 21 00:01:55,240 --> 00:02:00,280 fucking pissed. Yeah. I remember that. Something about him run me the wrong way. So I was like, 22 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:05,120 you know what man? Fuck you. Yeah. Basically there is a chance that the player will spot 23 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:09,440 one of the dark brotherhood's most noticeable members in the Northern parts of Whiterun 24 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:14,840 holds open planes along a road. Cicero will be found with a broken down cart. Yeah. I 25 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:19,960 remember. Yeah. He will ask the player for aid. And if repeatedly spoken to this, we'll 26 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:25,400 start a short quest called delayed burial. Does he ask for aid or does he just do his 27 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:30,000 weird fucking speech? He does ask for aid. It involves the Dragonborn either helping 28 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:36,200 Cicero by getting a man from Lourious's farm, Avantis, to help repair the wheel or reporting 29 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:40,720 Cicero to the guards as a weirdo, potentially up to no good. I'm pretty sure that man's 30 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:48,440 a pedophile, sir. If one convinces Avantis to repair the cart, the jester will be happy 31 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,840 and will give the player some money when they next meet him. However, if it one reports 32 00:02:52,840 --> 00:03:01,600 Cicero to Avantis's behest, the farmer and his family will turn a bed soon after. Oh, 33 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:08,760 that is a terrible turn of events. Yeah. Wait, so if I help him, you get money from Cicero. 34 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,920 If I don't have it, why does he kill a family for? Because he knows that they're the ones 35 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:16,120 that turned him in or they think he thinks he thinks that they're the ones that turned 36 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:21,840 him in. He's dumb as hell. Oh yeah. And later on, I didn't know he killed. Oh man. Yeah. 37 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,920 Yeah. So if I just walked into the house randomly one day, there'd just be dead bodies and I 38 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:30,560 never know why. Yeah. Jesus, that would ruin my mystery solving. Like, you know what I 39 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:34,800 mean? Yeah. Like I'd be like, what the fuck happened here? And there's no like other than 40 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:40,240 explanation. Yeah. Yeah. Then you are the one that, but it only triggers if you see 41 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:46,520 Cicero there before running into him within the dark brotherhood. Yeah. Cause it took 42 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:50,000 so it took me forever to get to the dark brotherhood. Yeah. But I think there's just so much shit 43 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,400 to do. Yeah. But there's a lot of people that do a lot of fast travel. So we never run into 44 00:03:54,400 --> 00:04:00,080 him. I just love walking. I can't walk in real life. I walk in game life. Well, you 45 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:07,000 also have another choice. You can either kill him after he's killed the, the werewolf within 46 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,440 the dark brotherhood or you can let him live and he'll become a follower. Yeah. I'd never 47 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:17,200 liked them. So there you go. And he's an annoying follower. Yeah. Let's speak. So there you 48 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:24,160 go. Or the listener, the listener. Yes. Listen, don't you gotta fuck the corpse to get it 49 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:31,920 awake? It's garbage. It's what that hard. Yeah. Basically you gotta get in the coffin 50 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:39,120 with her. You gotta get a ball in there. It's gonna fall up in there. The next one is called 51 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:45,020 a blood on the ice. So this happens in wind hill. A serial killer is on the loose in wind 52 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:50,240 hill and it is up to the dragonborn to stop the killing. They got no proof. After attaining 53 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:56,200 a lot of evidence, much of it points to one first, the unliving court wizard of the Ulfric 54 00:04:56,200 --> 00:05:02,520 storm cloak. The player can accuse him leading to his arrest. However, wound Firth is not 55 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:08,600 the culprit. Most people think that he is. I thought he was. I did not. Then again, that's, 56 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:13,560 you know, me three days after the mages imprisonment, another murder will happen. Wait a minute. 57 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:20,480 Let me think here. If I remember it wasn't him because it was too obvious. Is what I 58 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:31,200 thought. I feel like it's a blacksmith. Somebody in the castle. I think it's a woman. I remember 59 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:35,520 was there a woman? I think so. Yeah, I can't remember, but this is what makes it a difficult 60 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:40,400 decision because three days after the mages imprisonment. So if you choose to turn him 61 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:45,840 in and say it was him, another murder will happen. Talking with wound Firth in prison 62 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:51,400 reveals that the elderly mage was investigating the killings and can predict the next murder. 63 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:56,400 Following his advice, the player can apprehend the real serial killer, though if the dragon 64 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:02,560 board did accuse wound Firth of instead spoke with him, this conclusion could have led to 65 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:07,160 the killer being caught sooner, preventing another death. Who was the killer? It was 66 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:19,480 a lady. I remember why. I don't remember why, but yeah, fuck it. Fuck. But that's the moral 67 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:26,800 thing is do you turn him in to get an easy quest finish or do you get the bad like circumstance 68 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:31,600 of that and catch the other person? But it was a daylight. You know, I got to catch the 69 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:38,480 killer, the real killer justice has to be served. Yes. I'm sure like homes, I will find 70 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:43,440 my man or woman. I can't remember why she could have sworn there was something that 71 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:49,800 she like she was bat shit crazy. Yeah, she was. I remember. Yes. Man, I can't remember 72 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:54,880 why she killed everybody. There was a specific reason. I can't remember why. I should have 73 00:06:54,880 --> 00:07:02,560 bothered. Yes, because it's going to go down in my case files in my head. The next decision 74 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:09,200 I need a blacksmith in my head. Does she kill a blacksmith? Don't remember. I'll stop my 75 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:18,240 head. Fuck. I love murder mysteries. I can tell you can tell. The next one is was the 76 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:23,800 quest called In My Time of Need. So just inside the entrance of Whiterun, so like the Tiger 77 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:28,840 King, I called you for help for twice. Then I get a fuck you. What do you need? Did you 78 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:36,360 see that? They did you see they found her husband today? I believe so. Yeah. Carol Baskins. 79 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:43,800 Yeah. Killed her husband. Ask him about bitch Carol Baskin. They did a song so dirty for 80 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,520 that woman. A lot of people sell. A lot of people say like, why are you guys upset with 81 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:52,880 the woman and not the guy that's grooming these women as sex partners? And I'm like, 82 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:58,120 well, because they can leave. He didn't kill him. She killed a human being. Yeah. And fucking, 83 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:03,120 you know, immediately like had all his access turned over to her the day that she could 84 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:09,480 legally declare him dead. It was real suspicious to me. This man is just being a pervert. Yeah. 85 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:13,640 And you know, he's not locking these women up in a fucking jail cell in his fucking basement 86 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:18,600 and raping them. He's just a pervert that's preying on young impressionable women. And 87 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:23,760 then he fucking put them into their fucking his fucking tiger show. That's what he did. 88 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:28,360 I don't like him either, but he's not a murderer. Are we talking about Joe Zuck? No, he's homosexual. 89 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:34,320 That's what I was gonna say. He's taking advantage of younger dude. Yeah, he is. It was another 90 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:39,020 guy that was like he would like just bang, bang all the women. The one that carried the 91 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:43,360 cane with him. I think. He was fucking real weird. But yeah, he would look like a true 92 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:51,640 men cell. But you know, like these women can they can fucking dip like, you know, they're 93 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:56,520 just manipulated under his fucking control, but he's not killing them. No, she's a murderer. 94 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:02,360 You can't have a murderer out on the streets. No, no. All right. So the next one is probably 95 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:08,200 a murderer too. Well, he actually is too stupid. He killed a lot of his tigers is the problem 96 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:13,440 is what they say. Now he would slip with the tigers before that and they would let them 97 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:18,920 fuck him. So what bothered me is that he tried to kill Carol baskets, have a murder, have 98 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:23,920 a bitch and then he ended up in jail. Well, there you go. You're fucking dumb. He's too 99 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:28,840 stupid. Yeah. The moral of the story is don't kill anybody. Exactly. Unless they deserve 100 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:33,560 it, which is very hard to, you know, quantify. Yeah. Like if a guy is trying to choke your 101 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:40,120 baby in the back of the head, justify, justify a homicide. But if you live in New York, but 102 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:44,080 if like you bump into a person, right. And you're like, what the fuck? Stand my ground 103 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,400 and you fucking shoot him in the face for no fucking reason. Like Cartman. Yeah. Like 104 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:57,560 that's a little bit. He was in my fucking, he was in my safe space. You all saw it. Don't 105 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:01,920 kill anybody. This is the moral of the story. Unless you have to. And then if you have to 106 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,760 make sure you actually have to. Yeah. You don't want to do that just for the fun of 107 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:09,360 it. Or just because you had an altercation, like a road rage incident. That's fucking 108 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:14,440 insane. I see that a lot though. It's fucking crazy. That's why I'm like people like, if 109 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:19,560 I drive those speed limit, they fucking go past me like, go ahead. I don't care. I'm 110 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:25,720 not going to die because you're fucking crazy. You don't feel like dying today? No, because 111 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:30,960 it's not even worse. And like, you know, people having like these weird like, like, like micro 112 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:35,560 like aggressions in their head that they build up and they give, they, they take it out on 113 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:40,520 somebody. Yeah. I'm just like, bro, let it go. That's why you can't let everything bother 114 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:49,120 you. It's not worth it. All right. Next one is called the boss. Me is injustice. I'm Batman. 115 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:57,880 Every injustice bothers me. You littered on the ground. You son of a bitch. And then I 116 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:06,440 recycle you. Just throw him an acid. Just a fucking bottle of acid in his face. So that 117 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:15,360 was really extreme. Don't you think? No, it's justice. It's justice. All right. So this 118 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:21,160 one was called in my time of need. Just inside the entrance of Whiterun, there are two Al'kira 119 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:26,080 warriors discussing their intent within the city. When spoken to, they will reveal that 120 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:30,760 they're after a red guard woman who is apparently in hiding nearby. Oh yeah. I remember that 121 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:35,200 one. Sadia, the woman they're looking for will offer the dragonborn a proposal if they 122 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:40,480 agree not to turn her over to the warriors. What are we talking about here? She will ask 123 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:44,520 the player to get rid of the warriors with brute force for a decent payment afterward. 124 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:50,200 I was a wood elf. I'm like 110 pounds. I don't have any brute force. This is though, it is 125 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:56,480 possible to just tell the scimitar sporting men of her location for some monetary compensation. 126 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:02,640 Either way, one side will perish while the other pays the player. Who do you choose? 127 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:07,600 This is what we did as a kid, right? I know there's a damsel in distress. They're going 128 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:12,400 to help her. Right. As I got older, I'm like, what did you do? What was she doing? And why 129 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:17,840 do they want to hunt you down? I need to know both sides of the story before I make a decision. 130 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:22,040 And what's weird too is that they also say they're not going to kill her. They tell you 131 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:26,720 that. What are they going to do with her? They're taking her back to Hammerfell. What did she 132 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:33,280 do again? I think it was like treason or something like that. Where she ran off from Hammerfell. 133 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:39,280 Oh, was she in the army or something? No, I think she was royalty or something. Royalty. 134 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:44,080 Royalty or noble, something like that. Damn, how much money she got. Wasn't she like a 135 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:51,960 stripper in that bar? Basically, how far we've fallen from royalty. Whipping your titties 136 00:12:51,960 --> 00:13:00,560 out in a milk bar. Wasn't it called the bandit horse or something like that? Something random 137 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:06,720 like they always are. Yeah. So who would you choose? Or who did you choose? Well, of course 138 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:12,000 it was a woman because I was young when it came out. I did the other. I just kill that 139 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:17,280 bitch. So I just take her away, officers. There she is. Exactly. Justice has got to prevail. 140 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:22,240 But I didn't know. Well, the reason I, whenever I play, at least through the first playthrough, 141 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,960 because obviously you go back and you choose other. I do a lot of stuff. Yeah, you just 142 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:31,640 play everything. But you know one thing I never did. I guess I can't say that. But for 143 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:36,480 the first three playthroughs, I always sided with the Empire. United Empire is a strong 144 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:45,360 empire. I find their propaganda. The reason I chose to help the Alakir warriors was due 145 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:50,480 to the fact that she wanted them dead, but they just wanted her captured. Oh yeah. It 146 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:54,400 was kind of a red flag. So morally I just went, okay, so they're not going to kill her. 147 00:13:54,400 --> 00:14:00,160 Might have slaved the bitch, but she's going to be alive. Like at least being killed. At 148 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:05,480 least that's what they tell them. Trying to be born. Exactly. I mean, you do find them 149 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:14,040 at a banded hideout. So do you? Yeah. I thought it was outside Winterfell. No, like if you 150 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:20,320 go to go on her side and kill them. Oh, they go back to a, it's all banded. Like when you 151 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,720 kill them, it says banded outlaw or something like that. That's interesting. Yeah. I don't 152 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:30,920 trust either side. So you just kill all three then exactly. That's what I wanted to do. 153 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:37,720 The next one we have for decisions is escape from Sidna Mine. After completing the quest, 154 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:42,920 the Forsworn Conspiracy, the player can be framed by the guards of Markarth and thrown 155 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:47,920 into Sidna Mine as punishment. The Dragonborn, clearly not content to live out the remainder 156 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:53,040 of his days in bondage, will find a way to break out. I mean, I ain't going to be fucking 157 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:59,100 breaking stones my whole life. In the process, the player will discover Madnak, the leader 158 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:05,060 of the Forsworn Rebellion. It is possible to escape the mines with Madnak's help. Alternatively, 159 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:09,000 one can simply murder him and take the note on his body for information on how to break 160 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:14,820 out. Killing the old man will also grant the player the silver blood family ring, but siding 161 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:20,640 with him will also grant a unique armor of the old gods. The fact that some people decided 162 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:27,680 I could just kill him and that's so horrible. Well, I did. You killed him? Yeah. Just off 163 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:34,120 the bat? Yeah. Because he was basically trying, he was like blackmailing you into helping 164 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:42,960 him escape. Wasn't a good blackmail? No, no, no. So I killed the motherfucker. He died. 165 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:48,640 And I took the note. And the armor of the old gods ain't even that good. So yeah, I 166 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:53,200 never wore it. So it's like patches of fucking armor just fucking stuck together. I didn't 167 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:57,880 like my character to look like a Forsworn. Yeah, they look terrible. Horrible, horrible. 168 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,840 I don't know, man. It was like, you know, we're brothers in bondage. So we fucking teamed 169 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:07,000 up. Well, he has you go fight somebody to begin with. I'm loopy to his fucking bon clay. 170 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:15,680 The power of friendship that we got through. No, no, he died. Shanked right in the back 171 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:22,600 with the stealth ability where you go down and then you get that, what is it? Isn't it 172 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,680 like four times damage or something like that? It depends on how high your little multiplier 173 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:30,840 is. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I think four at that time where it's like just one stab and he's 174 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:35,600 dead. So he just fucking lungs full out his asshole. I'm like, Oh God. So if I remember, 175 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:40,520 I'd had like a, uh, I want to say it was either a glass or an ebony dagger at the time. Just 176 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:47,960 stab the shit out of him. But that's another option. Um, the next dilemma that we have 177 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:53,400 is the blessings of nature. Uh, one of the most notable features of Whiterun is the huge 178 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:58,360 tree growing near the steer, the stairs leading to dragon's reach. Although this impressive 179 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:03,560 plant has seen better days. Danica pure spring informs the player that the Gildergling is 180 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:07,920 dying and that she needs to help save it. Uh, things are a bit complicated since the 181 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:13,440 Gildergling needs sap from the tree. It was created from the elder Gleam to be healed. 182 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:20,120 However, one of the, uh, only the weapon Nettlebane can pierce the mystic trees bark after acquiring 183 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:24,960 the short unique weapon from orphan rock from the have Gravens or the hard whatever their 184 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:32,120 had Gravens those bird women looking, those fucking hags. Yeah. God, those dirty bitches. 185 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:43,080 They're also a terrible lay too. What is the scream a lot? What is that? Uh, quest in, 186 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:50,120 uh, sky rim because it's for it's sangren, uh, or sang when sang when the, uh, the Daedra 187 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:54,160 or he makes you go through all that and then you have to go get your ring back. Cause you 188 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:59,240 proposed her. Oh yeah. One of the hacks. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I thought you were getting 189 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:05,440 I was just fucking joking, but God I forgot about that. 190 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,880 So once you get the unique weapon from orphan rock, a location in South Korea hold the player 191 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:15,320 will need to travel to elder Gleam sanctuary for the sap. When they reach this destination, 192 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:21,840 they can cut the tree for a sample or be dissuaded from doing so by a pilgrim named Maurice. 193 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:27,400 Apparently harming the tree will be a sin against Kynareth, the goddess of nature. Maurice 194 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:32,160 will offer the player a sapling from the tree instead. Uh, if one accepts this proposal, 195 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:36,220 it will lead to the Gilder Gleam being healed though, without having to fight the angry 196 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:41,800 spriggans who spawn when cutting the tree. Hmm. So I didn't, I didn't even know that 197 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:46,120 was an option. Yeah. If I remember either, I didn't run up there and fucking start tearing 198 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:53,520 trees apart. I got fucking jumped. Yeah. By all the damn spriggans. They were tough actually. 199 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:59,160 Yeah. Sometimes. Well there was that weird ability that like, I would just fuck you up. 200 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:05,280 Yeah. Cause it was like fucking Bulbasaur sleep attack leaves at you. Razor sharp leaves 201 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:09,600 just cutting you to pieces. And then they sap your health and stuff like that too. And 202 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:15,360 heal themselves. And yeah, I remember that. That shit was annoying. Mother Springs, the, 203 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:20,600 the mate, like the bigger, the bigger ones. Yeah. The ones that glowed like that, like 204 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:26,600 a orange color instead of the normal. Oh my God. And then they go and kill every pilgrim 205 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:31,440 that's there. Fucking brutal women. I didn't even know you can go see Maurice. Can I have 206 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:37,040 a sapling? Yeah. If you don't want to get your ass beat, I can just give you the scene. 207 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:45,680 That's not even a better option. I don't even know that was an option. The me find literal 208 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:53,200 mother nature. Yeah. I always win. Got all of them killed. I don't know. Yeah. Collateral. 209 00:19:53,200 --> 00:20:00,320 All right. The next option you have is in a Daedra's best friend. As a Daedric quest, 210 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:06,320 a Daedra's best friend is quite the quirky adventure that involves a talking dog, a Daedric 211 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:12,440 prince and unique equipment. After adventuring about with Barbas, who is actually a portion 212 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:18,200 of the Daedra's Clavicus vile, the player will be tasked with retrieving the Daedric 213 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:24,240 artifact, the Rufal Axe. Clavicus vile will request that the Dragonborn kill Barbas with 214 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:29,960 the axe, which will return the dog to oblivion. The player can refuse to harm the chatty pub 215 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:34,840 which will forfeit the axe, but will grant them the mask of Clavicus vile. That's not 216 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:39,680 even an option. You don't kill the dog. No, you don't kill the dog. That's simple. They 217 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:46,680 should even put that on there. No. Do you remember the myth and the lore of what happened 218 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:55,800 whenever he gave that wizard the Rufal Axe or why he gave it? Because apparently the 219 00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:02,960 mage that wanted Clavicus vile's help, his daughter had turned into a werewolf at some 220 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:08,960 point and he wanted a way to cure her. And Clavicus vile said, yeah, here take this axe, 221 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:13,520 hit her with it and it'll cure her. And it just kills her. She's cured. She'll never 222 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,760 be a werewolf again. She's not a werewolf no more. She's dead. That's why when you're 223 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:23,080 always doing deals with demons, right? You always bring a lawyer with you. You make sure 224 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,480 you get everything written down in perfectly detailed. I mean, cause they're going to hell 225 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,760 anyway. So they're like, they're like, wait a minute, article 17 dash five. What does 226 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:39,640 this mean? You need to take this off. There you go. The next one we have is slay the dark 227 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:47,400 or become it. I was born in the dark molded by it. I'm not going to turn into a bat. Start 228 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:57,720 growing tubes. After helping out young Aventus arti, Artino, uh, with his assassination request 229 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:02,560 in wind helm, the player will wake up somewhere strange. The next time they sleep, it wouldn't 230 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:07,200 shack who will be their surroundings when they rise and they will be spoken to by Astrid, 231 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:11,520 a leader of the dark brotherhood in Skyrim. Normally the player can follow her instructions 232 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:16,320 to join this assassination guilt, but this is not the only choice to be made. If one 233 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:21,320 is sufficiently outraged by being kidnapped, they can simply murder Astrid on the spot, 234 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:25,560 which will start to the quest, destroy the dark brotherhood. After this, the player will 235 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:30,600 be prompted to meet the commander Maro in dragon bridge, which will lead to a mission 236 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:36,040 to murder all the assassins in their sanctuary. This will prevent the acquisition of the unique 237 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:40,800 items gained through the dark brotherhood quests, but will net the player a neat 3000 238 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:46,600 gold from Maro three grand, three grand. So that's about a lot of being about to be a 239 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,720 lot of dead bodies. I remember that. Like I've read, I've actually found out about that 240 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:55,600 on YouTube. Yeah. So I gave it a try. It's so interesting. Like them not being your friends. 241 00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:00,640 I used to walk up to the dark brothers, our fucking slam people. Yeah. It's weird. I did 242 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:06,040 that a couple of little girl. They didn't even there. Oh, you can't kill it. Kids. Yep. 243 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,200 So she left. Yeah. So that was always that one way. You had to sleep with one eye open 244 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:16,880 the rest of your life. And then you basically did Cicero's job for him. Basically. Yeah. 245 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:25,760 So he comes in like, Oh, what is it? How he's real crazy. Oh, joyous times. We start singing 246 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:33,560 to himself fucking out of pocket all the time. All right. Next one is guard the realm or 247 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:41,200 drink blood. Let me see. Do I want to fucking drink blood now? So there you go. No options. 248 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:47,400 So this is the Don guard DLC adds quite a lot of the game, a lot to the game. Get load 249 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,920 to obtain many new interesting traits and weapons. However, a side will be chosen the 250 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:57,600 Don guard or the vampires of Castle Volki are joining the Don guard allows the dragonborn 251 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,720 to craft and use what is arguably the most powerful ranged weapon in the game. The cross 252 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:08,600 bro. I did too. It's too slow. Yeah, exactly. Special bolts can also be crafted from this 253 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:14,520 mighty weapon but can unleash elemental explosions when the bolts pierce foes. On the other hand, 254 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:21,240 the player can become a vampire from the gifts of Lord Harkon, which offers numerous new 255 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:26,600 traits and cool powers. Yeah, I'm going with Don guard every time. Yeah. If I wanted to 256 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:33,800 fucking be a vampire, at least make it interesting. Yeah, I didn't like the like being a vampire 257 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:38,280 abilities were fucking trash. Being aware of the same thing. Yeah, there's just so there's 258 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:44,600 no upside to being it. No, not really. No. Like, hey, no, that don guard all the way 259 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:49,720 on that one. They need to like actually do a like legit, like just like, like, like a 260 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:54,960 like a broken level for that stuff to be, you know, enjoyable. Right. You become a werewolf 261 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:59,200 and all of a sudden you're like, you heal instantly. You have limitless stamina, but 262 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,360 it only lasts like a few, like 30 seconds. Right. And the whole different, you know what 263 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:08,400 I mean? Like where it's an ability boost on like, like, like unbelievably. Yeah. They 264 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,600 become aware for like a minute or two. You just wreck a whole village and leave. Yeah. 265 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,400 You couldn't do that though. And then as a vampire, it's like you fucking just step 266 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:21,640 outside and everything just drops. You don't heal anymore. Like there's no more recovery. 267 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:26,360 There's no nothing. Everyone fucking hates you. Yeah. Yeah. And then if you, the, the 268 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:32,000 less blood you drink, the more vampiric you become. It's like, huh? Oh, that's weird. 269 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Yeah. You would think it'd be the more you drink, the more human you would look. Yeah. 270 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:42,200 It will look like a hungry vampire. Right. You look like no, no. Stradomino was his name. 271 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:49,200 No, it's for Ratsu. Yeah. No, it's for Ratsu. Next decision that we have the Nords or the 272 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:56,760 Imperials. Easy. Imperials. Yeah. I'm so brainwashed. The main conflict affecting Skyrim in regards 273 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,640 to its civil status is a strife between the Imperials and the Stormcloaks. Much of the 274 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:05,060 game involves picking a side and helping them defeat the other. If one chooses the Imperials, 275 00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:09,960 they can expect a more unified and equal Skyrim for all races. However, all races, all the 276 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:15,400 time, they will also, they will all be at the feet of the Ultimer. Controversially, 277 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:21,000 if one sides with Ulfric and his Stormcloaks, they can liberate the northernmost province 278 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:27,200 of Tamriel and make a true place for Nords to thrive. Although one with where non-Nord 279 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:33,680 races will likely suffer. It's the most racist shit you've ever heard. Yeah. I always went 280 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:40,480 with the Imperials. The Nords didn't really just, I don't know. They looked too, like 281 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:45,280 even the uniforms. It's like. They were all like KKK shaped. They weren't, but that's 282 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:50,360 what I'm giving them now. I also went with the Imperials because there's that theory 283 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:58,800 to like within Elder Scrolls theory that if you choose the Stormcloaks, you basically 284 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:04,720 break Tamriel into too many factions. That's what I thought. Ultimer take over everything. 285 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:10,720 Because like, like that was a terrible for Tamriel at the time fighting the Altmer to 286 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:17,280 have to retake one of your countries. It was just a bad, you know. Well, there's also a 287 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:22,840 theory too, that even if you do, maybe two weekend was the thing. That's the thing that 288 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:29,680 I thought. Yeah. Well, it was also a, there's another theory too, where what was the general 289 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:36,960 Tullius? Yeah. The main guy. Yeah. General Tullius is the main guy for the Imperials. 290 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:42,120 Basically the other theory is that general Tullius brought like a Legion with him. I 291 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:46,080 think is what they said. And the, I can't remember if he was a Legion or something like 292 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:53,080 that, but that's not the full Imperial might. So basically if you won with Ulfric, you would 293 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:58,880 be fighting again because even though you beat general Tullius, I think that was the 294 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,620 whole point was like the empire didn't ever send their full force because they were still 295 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:06,680 dealing with the Altmer and they probably would never have sent a full force. Right. 296 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:11,080 You can only fight two sides. You got that. That's the worst. When you like trying to 297 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:17,160 keep your country intact, you got the one front, the foreign, the main threat, right? 298 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:22,560 That's the problem. But then behind you, your own fucking people revolt on you. So you got 299 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,680 to send people down there to get order back. So it's just a fucking, and they lose their 300 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:32,240 fucking a whole country of soldiers. Yeah. Because now the Nordics won't fight for them. 301 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:37,320 It was like, like just strategically, it was a terrible, it was for, it's for the empire. 302 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:44,000 It was just fighting, fighting a foreign war and the civil war at the same time. There's 303 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,120 no way to win. No, that's why I always went with the Imperial because it's like, okay, 304 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,680 you have bigger enemies that you got to deal with here. It's like, to be honest, they should 305 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:57,640 have just left the North, the Nordic country because there's, they could have come back. 306 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,800 Well, they were afraid also that there were, that would be invaded first. Well, that would 307 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:06,800 have taught them a lesson. Like what'd you learn? Bet you didn't think it through, did 308 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:12,560 you? That's what I would have done. You're going to learn now. You don't like other races 309 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,640 and what you're going to like them when they conquer your whole country. 310 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:22,720 Next decision that we have adoption. Adoption was added in the hearth fire DLC. Players 311 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:27,060 can only adopt two children, which can make it difficult to decide which ones because 312 00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:31,200 there are so many orphans throughout the land that need a good home. Every orphan in the 313 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:36,600 land of Skyrim is hard to not feel bad for, which is why choosing the kids for adoption 314 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,160 is such a difficult choice. Players can either find children through the different cities 315 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:44,420 in the game or go to the orphanage in a rift and adopt them from there. There is no way 316 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:49,240 to reverse the decision of adoption or adopt more than two children without mods. So players 317 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:53,960 should be careful which two children they should adopt. Which ones did you ever choose? 318 00:29:53,960 --> 00:30:00,280 I was myself a teenager, so I was like, fuck all these orphans. I got shit to do. I got 319 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:05,720 time to babysit. You don't want babysit? So I did not. Did you ever go to the? I did 320 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:11,040 buy my own house. Did you ever get married in the game? Yeah, to the vampire chick. Then 321 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:18,560 she became a human again. I was like, yeah, divorce papers. The fetish is gone. She didn't 322 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:24,360 look as good when she was not a vampire. Her mom could get it too. They were both banging 323 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:31,640 on the head. With her bun things on the back of her head. They both look the same actually. 324 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:38,720 They use the same exact model. Yeah, just older. They didn't change much. I always went 325 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:44,560 with the kid though that. Don't segue like that. We just talked about marriage. Like I 326 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:52,360 always went with the kid. Don't. Okay, I'll say I adopted. I adopted one of the kids that 327 00:30:52,360 --> 00:31:00,200 was over by solitude because they were treating him horribly. It's like, eh, conscience. I'll 328 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,520 take that kid in and then I was like, yeah, fuck that kid. I was all with the bullies 329 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:10,960 just ragging on that kid. And then the one from Don Star, the one that had to work out 330 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:17,200 in the cold. Jesus, I felt bad. I don't remember that, but God dang. Yeah, we had to run back 331 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:22,080 and forth for the mines over and over and over and over. Wow. Yeah. It's like, I feel 332 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:27,840 bad for those two. Here's a jacket. Then I always married the, uh, the, uh, girlfriend, 333 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:36,440 the mage college, the dark elf. Oh, all right. Next choice we have becoming a cannibal. No, 334 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:41,800 not even a choice. There's no fucking way during the day to request a taste of death. 335 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,360 Players can decide whether or not they want to eat a human corpse. The alternative is 336 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,280 wait, no, I remember this. Yeah. I was like, I can't be a fucking cannibal. Yeah. So I'm 337 00:31:49,280 --> 00:32:00,640 not the same race. I was a what else? I was like, that's a good justification for it. 338 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:09,760 The wood. You don't know. The alternative is destroying the cult of cannibals and killing 339 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,840 them all. Uh, this quest often offers a tempting reward for eating corpses and it is hard for 340 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:19,600 players to pass up the shiny trinket that they get by becoming a cannibal to get the 341 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,360 daydream award. At the end of the quest, the player must side with the cannibalistic cult, 342 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:28,000 which only makes the decision harder from horribly inclined achievement hunters. Since 343 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:33,920 every daydream artifact must be attained for one of the game's achievement achievements. 344 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:41,080 What adventure, what adventure would pass up on a good old home cooked meal? And it bothered 345 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:46,080 me. I was, it was a gamble. That's what I tell myself. Well, if I remember right to 346 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:52,120 an elder scrolls, Laura, I think what else actually eat humans. So there you go. Delicious. 347 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:59,200 Exactly. And if I wasn't a wood up, I was an Argonian. And it's like, or you can be 348 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:04,520 a Kajit. I was basically everything that could eat everything else. Yeah. Or go. You were 349 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:10,080 not even humanoid. No, they're lizards. Yeah. Well, they were made by the trees in black 350 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:15,760 marsh. Cool. So they weren't even plus I could fucking swim without drowning. Yeah. Fucking 351 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,840 that was a bonus for me. That was the only bonus though. So it really wouldn't work. 352 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:26,480 It's like the Kajits night vision. It's like, well, as an Argonian that you had that the 353 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:31,680 swimming poison resistance, I think, and you had the fucking accelerated healing once a 354 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,800 day. Yeah. Special ability. So that shit was fucking awesome. Especially when you really 355 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:42,320 needed it. Yeah. You know, fucking ass woman. It's like that happened quite a bit. So you 356 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,000 would heal like you basically almost instantly. Yeah. It'd be like, like, you know, like you 357 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:52,040 would slowly go up throughout the day. This was like, like constantly. If I remember right 358 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:57,960 from Morrowind or from that was from Skyrim. Really? Because I was gonna say I'm Morrowind. 359 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:04,720 You need a more in Morrowind. You, uh, uh, they, they had the same thing where like Argonians 360 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,560 had that special like swimming ability. I don't know why they didn't think about it 361 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,120 to begin with that. It would be more of a physical trait of the species, but it was 362 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:18,080 then they had the water walking water and like water breathing as a spell like off the 363 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:23,880 bat. Yeah. It was either that one or oblivion had that. No, I think it was more when in 364 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:29,660 Skyrim swimming was just a natural ability that could cause they were, you know, Argonians. 365 00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:33,360 So I could just jump in the water and I just, I used to always fucking escape everybody 366 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:38,680 just fucking jump in the river and I'm gone. I traveled through the river more than I was 367 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:43,760 fast traveled. As long as I didn't hit the rocks, I was fine. Once you knew where the 368 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:49,560 rocks were, you were good to go. And the last decision that we have that was a dilemma. 369 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,400 Blades or the dragons? Uh, towards the later stages of the game, the leader of the gray 370 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:58,800 beards will reveal that they were once one of Alduin's lieutenants. Parthornax, despite 371 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:03,280 being kind to the player, was responsible for horrible crimes against humanity. Well, 372 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:08,160 shit, there ain't no exploration yet on those. When the blades learn of this, they seek to 373 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,600 slay the dragon, despite his change of ways and the aid he gives the dragonborn. There 374 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:17,200 is no benefit to slaying Parthornax as he has no threat to the world anymore. The only 375 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,000 thing that will change is that the player will get to, when I get to get the cool speech 376 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:28,280 during the epilogue. Yeah. It's like, eh, it's a tough one. I mean, I let him live every 377 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:33,400 time because the blades were kind of assholes. He looked cool, but it's like, it's like, 378 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,920 he's a war criminal, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, just because the guy's old doesn't mean 379 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,880 he wasn't a pedophile. You know what I mean? That would be the same argument. Same with 380 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,160 the Nazis, you know, just cause you're 95 years old doesn't mean you're not a Nazi. 381 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:52,600 Let's get you to jail. Yeah. But I also look at it as a war. But I look at it as a video 382 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:58,200 game. So I'm like, go your cool Parthornax, I give you a pass. Exactly. It was war. Eh. 383 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:02,160 We all commit war crimes here and there. Exactly. I'm sure as this dragon boy, we've done a 384 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:11,040 lot of horrific things we don't talk about anymore. I eat people. And the dragon born 385 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:17,200 absorbs our souls. It's like, eh, it's here for death. You kill people, I take your soul. 386 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:24,640 How about that? I am a pathological thief. I have robbed half of the country. It's like, 387 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:31,880 eh, we're good. We're good. It's like, I'm talking morally here. We all do evil stuff. 388 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,560 The funniest thing is like morally, if you've already chosen like the dark brotherhood and 389 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:40,600 then you decide to kill him, it's like, oh yeah, it's pretty hypocritical. A little bit. 390 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:45,600 You kill people for money? You sick son of a bitch. It's like, I did it out of passion. 391 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:53,600 Oh man. Yeah. Those are just some of the dilemmas that you can run into in Skyrim. The moral 392 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,480 dilemmas mostly, but yeah. Yeah. But we're gamers. So, you know, when we had the Russian 393 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:06,880 in Call of Duty, so a very moral at all. Yeah. Like I've tried everything in the games, but 394 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:11,200 there's just certain things that you only do like once. It's like, eh, I don't need 395 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:16,600 to do it again. It's part of the game to get the achievement. But other than that, it's 396 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,960 not something that you do on your normal playthroughs or like you're more, um, if you're playing 397 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:25,120 the game as like a pure role playing game. You know what I want to do is I don't know 398 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:29,760 if it's stable two or three, but it's the one where you can bang a lot to the point 399 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:35,960 where like that you can actually buy a condom and you can get Venereal to do this like X 400 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:43,280 Y C D's and have kids. I wanted to see, I don't have a three 60, but I wanted to see 401 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:49,460 how many people I can bang, no condom, how many kids I can end up having and how many 402 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:54,920 STD's I could end up with. I wanted it like, I literally wanted to bang everything in that 403 00:37:54,920 --> 00:38:00,920 city as like my own personal achievement. So if you guys ever see me on a YouTube channel 404 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:08,800 playing a fable three, I can guarantee I'm going to have 117 kids and invent new Venereal 405 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:15,000 diseases. Like a combination of so many different ones. Just more than the one ultimate one 406 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,560 because I, cause I, that's the, something like when you first play as a young person, 407 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,520 right? You're like, Oh, I gotta be serious. Like this is my kid. This represents me as 408 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,640 a person. Yeah. And I'm like, I gotta play with this person. Like I would do in real 409 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:34,320 life and now it's like, I want to fuck everything and see if I can get a crabs as much as possible. 410 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,080 No condom. They'd be like, what about a condom? Like, girl, we don't need a condom. Where 411 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,480 we're going, we all need condoms. The back to the future thing. And when we're gone, 412 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:47,280 we're going to need roads. But that would be a hilarious fucking like, uh, you just 413 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:51,400 imagine a hero. Like, you know that I go do a mission, right? Yeah. My character just 414 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:57,080 scratching his fucking jet another region. Like I damn, I got the fucking clap. It burns. 415 00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:03,280 I just want to see if it's possible to see how many kids the guy could have. Like it's 416 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,880 like, I just come back. Like the women's like pregnant, like, Oh fuck. That hurts him. 417 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:14,520 Like, just be a quagmire. Like try to, try to, try to break a hundred and then see how 418 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:19,480 and see if I can get every, see if they have like a fucking window in the, like the, the 419 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:23,520 stat bars and see if there's the S that you have this, this is like, God, now watch this 420 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,400 as an achievement that you get in a lock that nobody's ever tried. That would be fun. Like 421 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,200 a hit, like hidden one that no one knows about. That shit would be hilarious. That would be 422 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:36,560 fucking hard. It just says, what the fuck is wrong with you? There's one for South park 423 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:43,200 that they hid is where like, if you watch your parents bang, like for an extended period 424 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:49,360 of time, the achievement will pop up. Really? Yeah. I didn't know about it. Thankfully I 425 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,400 didn't know about it until I had to, cause it was the one of the ones I couldn't get. 426 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,720 Cause like, cause it was just blank. Like, you know, you can, you can click on them and 427 00:39:55,720 --> 00:40:01,920 see the back, like on the PS3 PS, uh, then the Xbox 360. It'd be hidden and you couldn't 428 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,900 see it now on the PS4. You can like, it'll say hidden, but you can click X or whatever 429 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:10,040 and it'll, it'll unhide it. Right. You can see what it is. And back then, so I was like, 430 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,880 why can't I get these achievements? I was like a couple, I couldn't figure out. So I 431 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,720 went online and there it is. Like you nasty motherfuckers. Which one of you actually got 432 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:22,320 this? Who actually got it? You actually got it without trying. I watched somebody that 433 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:27,160 was just setting it up. They set the controller down to go do something. Yeah. They go jack 434 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:34,400 up bro. Let's set this down real quick. But anything else sad? Yeah. Well wait for my 435 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:43,600 fable three drop gameplay. Can we back? Can we, can we hit a thousand banks? Just bang 436 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:48,800 everybody. You ma'am, you ready for this fucking all this dick user? How about you come on 437 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:53,960 down? Just bang everybody. Just anybody and everybody. Is that a chicken over there? Give 438 00:40:53,960 --> 00:41:02,440 me a hand. That'd be the funniest fucking video. All right. Well with that, we will 439 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:10,320 see you guys on the next one.