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Cthulhu is coming.
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Now we're going to do extreme cheese skates.
Episode 2.
Cthulhu is here.
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You know, on a side note, my cousin always calls one piece mid piece because he likes
to just hate to hate, I think.
And I'm like, he's like, I'm all cut up to mid piece.
And I'm like, let me do the math here.
There's 1,070 episodes.
Let's cut down the theme song.
Let's say 20 minutes an episode times 1070.
That's 21,000 hours, give or take.
That's 356 hours.
No, 21,000 minutes.
It's 356 hours.
So you wasted 356 hours on a show you don't like.
So I got to give it a fighting chance.
Yeah but if you don't like it after episode 30.
But you had to give it a fighting chance.
You just watched the whole fucking series.
What's the fighting chance you're giving it?
It's the same thing with people that hate bleach.
They say, bleach, I fucking hate bleach.
But then they watch the whole series.
It's like, it's still fucking stupid, yo.
Why'd you watch it?
He's all dressed up and he's got his own sword and everything.
Shit is fucking stupid.
He knows all the characters by name, specifically.
What type of abilities they have.
What their favorite food is.
Like I can't stand that shit, yo.
What their birth sign is.
God.
I guess haters gotta hate.
Always.
All right, so we're on episode two of Extreme Cube Skates.
And they are, be honest, these weren't as extreme as Kate Hachimoto.
They weren't dumpster diving, which I will never let go of.
That's one of the most nastiest things you could do.
Let me eat food that might be full of worms and I get fucking tapeworms coming out of
my asshole or something.
Jesus.
So I guess they didn't have enough material for these two because they just combined them.
It's two separate guys, but they each have their own story.
It's not like they're fucking banging each other.
We're both cheap, let's just fuck.
We can't have babies so we don't even need condoms.
We save money right there?
We save $17.50 a month doing that.
Hey, didn't you say that there's a low price dollar place that sells condoms now?
Yeah, dollar trading.
So for a dollar thirty six after tax, twelve, twelve condoms.
Twelve of them for a dollar thirty six.
You guys imagine you guys are playing Russian roulette with your condoms.
Twelve shots.
Let's see which one's the one that fucking gets you.
So these two guys are Terrence and Greg.
So they start with Terrence.
Not Terrence and Philip?
No, that wouldn't be funny actually.
They should have done that.
I guess they couldn't find a cheapskate named Phillips.
So we start in Oakland, California.
Now this guy's name is Dr. Terrence Kandel.
He's got two PhDs.
He's been teaching education for thirty five years.
He coaches basketball.
And right off the bat at the beginning he's playing basketball with all these kids, right?
And he's like, all right, stop the game.
And he starts picking up all their extra change that they dropped.
So basically any kid that drops any change throughout the day, he picks it all up.
And then they're always like, why are you picking up all the change for Mr. Kandel?
It's like, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I'm going to pick up every single penny, nickel and dime you guys have.
By the end of the day I got two or three dollars.
So he was just like, just picking up all their fucking change.
My question though for that is why did they have change in their basketball shorts?
Yeah.
They're just wearing the regular clothes.
It's a youth center.
Yeah, basically.
I was going to say, because if this is like high school basketball, what the fuck is it?
Where do they come from?
I guess he just like had a youth center or I don't know his actual fucking profession.
He said he coaches basketball, but he's an educator for thirty five years.
Yeah.
So I don't know what he's educating.
That gives me a little bit more like, cause I was thinking, what the hell?
It's like a basketball team in high school and he's going around picking up their change.
Like, come on, Dr. Kandel.
After a while, wouldn't you think they wouldn't carry no more change?
So he says his name is Dr. Terrence Kandel, but every time they show his name, it just
says Terrence.
So he doesn't even get the doctor part, but two PhDs, you think you get doctor.
It's not a medical doctor, so it don't count.
I guess not.
So we go to his house and his house is the weirdest house I've ever seen.
It looks, I kid you not, like a fucking elementary school building.
Like, you know, those thick brick walls that are just painted over and like fucking like
bathrooms, they're like, they look like fucking like a school bathroom.
That's what it looks like.
That's what his house looks like.
It looks like a remodeled old elementary school or a daycare center or something.
None of those houses look like normal.
None of the rooms look like normal rooms.
They're like, you know, like we have drywall, you know, for normal people's houses.
It's just thick or artistic or something unique.
But this is like thick utilitarian bricks, like boom, boom, boom, boom.
And they just painted yellow.
I'm like, what the fuck did you paint it yellow?
Yeah.
Oh God.
He painted the whole house with one thing of one can of paint.
His wife wanted two coats at least.
Like, no, we can do one.
They said it would have cost.
It was going to be it was going to take at least four cans of paint and paint the whole
house.
I didn't want to add so much water to it.
Apparently, I guess so.
Then that shit out real good.
He fucked those whole that whole house.
But the house is weird.
I've never seen it looks like a fucking school.
I'm like, what the fuck?
It looks like seeing the son and daughter's room.
It looks like a prison.
Like a prison room.
Like the like the cells.
That's what it looks like.
It looks like a fucking cell in prison.
And that's why he works at the school.
I'm like, what the fuck in that house did he get?
So then that really fucking set me off because I can't even get over how that house looks.
So then we find out that in the living room, there's no couch.
It's just a fucking table with four chairs.
That's it.
The TV is on the floor in the corner because he doesn't pay for any like furniture.
And his wife, Daira, is like the most normal person you'll meet.
She's like, I can't stand this motherfucker.
Like she's so embarrassed.
She doesn't like to have company over.
She doesn't like that.
You know, nobody like this man does the bare minimum for them that they can afford so that
he can save money.
Like they have a fucking bathtub that's like not even like it like put in right.
It's just sitting on top of the fucking floor.
Like you can see the edges like it's just a bathtub.
Like you can see all the parts are sticking out.
Yeah.
To ring the doorbell, you got to put two wires together at the front because he doesn't have
a doorbell.
It sounds like the hood.
It's Oakland, Oakland, California.
I'm just like Terrence.
I mean, Jesus, he's got a wife and two kids.
He's got a son who's tired of his bullshit.
My dad is the cheapest motherfucker that's ever lived.
He's got a daughter that I don't know.
The daughter never talked the whole episode.
Yeah.
It didn't say anything.
This is my daughter.
That's it.
Walked around with this doll in her hand.
Looked like she was a teenager and a child at the same time.
Hmm.
All right.
Like maybe she was a preteen.
Maybe she looked like she was 14 and then 11, depending on the fucking scene.
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
They fucking filming us over three years.
That's the only time they could get with him because he's such a cheapskate.
And then the son, Terrence, and they both named after the parents.
The daughter's named Daira the second.
And I haven't ever seen that.
Yeah.
Not with a woman, but like whatever.
Like usually the boy.
Yeah.
The boy up is Terrence Jr.
And he looks exactly 50 50 of each of them.
The mom and dad.
Like, yeah.
There's no denying.
Yeah, like he's like a hundred, like 50 50 each of them.
I was surprised Terrence was so cheap.
He wasn't like he came out 10.
The wife came out 90 percent.
You know what I mean?
But Terrence, he doesn't even pay for clothes.
He's had clothes for years.
Just like just like Kate, he doesn't pay for clothes.
Apparently if he needs a shirt, if I need a shirt, my son, he's I can get one of his
shirts.
I'm wearing his shirt right now.
That's what he said.
Fucking red shirt.
The opposite way.
He takes it like his son's a big guy, like already like 14 50 and he's a giant.
Like I'm gonna need some more money, dad.
So yeah, Dyrus fucking pissed.
The son pissed.
The daughter doesn't say anything.
And the son wanted a chair.
I just want a chair and a desk in my prison style room.
And the Terrence got him a fucking folding chair from the school.
There you go.
He didn't even buy a chair.
He got a folding chair.
Just he just snatched out of school.
I've been there though.
You have not getting word from a school.
But like that was a gaming chair for a long time.
Folding chair.
Here's another reason that I think that place used to be a school.
He's got an electric toilet, a towel dispenser that you would have like in a fucking public
bathroom.
He has that in his fucking bathroom.
I thought he was cheap.
How the fuck did he get that?
Apparently he says he saves, it only costs 15 cents a day for a roll of paper or some
shit.
I guess he steals paper from the school.
I don't know.
But that still doesn't make much sense though in my mind because if you're super, super
cheap, will you just dry your hands on a towel?
Apparently not.
Apparently having the towel is too expensive.
Paper towels, man.
15 cents a week is what he said.
I don't know what the fuck is going on in his brain.
Here's what made me mad was he apparently has 16 accounts, but he has 10 accounts that
his family doesn't know about.
And then he started telling us what money he had on him.
I'm surprised he's still alive.
They didn't fucking kill him and cash out all his fucking accounts.
On one account he has $21,000.
On another account he's got $19,679.
On his big account he has $113,978.
He had it such a smug like, I'm sorry.
I was so mad.
I was going to go through the fucking screen and beat his ass.
His family is living on the bare minimum.
He's like, I got all this money all fucking locked up no one knows about.
I'm like, for what?
Your family is fucking struggling.
You can't take one of those accounts?
Not one to help out.
He apparently makes them penny pitch all year long.
To go just by the bare essentials for no reason.
Because what else?
He's just got this money for no reason.
And the fucking house is just fucking in shambles.
There's fucking wires sticking up out of the fucking ceiling.
The kitchen looks like a fucking kitchen in a fucking like a teacher's lounge room.
I swear to you this had to be a fucking school he converted.
Some run down school he got to keep.
So Daira is dumb as hell.
The wife?
She has her own job.
But she gives all the money to Terrence.
And then she gets all three of them.
All three of them.
The son, daughter, and the mother.
They each get $20 weekly, oh no $20 daily allowance.
Each of them.
She is a grown woman getting $20 back from her checks every day.
That's it.
If he's still alive I'm fucking surprised.
Yeah.
Especially with the 100 grand account that he has.
You said he had how many accounts total?
He's got 16 total.
16 they know of, 10 they don't know of.
That was just the ones he told us.
He's got another seven we don't know about.
And if at least each one of them has about 20 grand in it?
That man has money.
Yeah.
And he's living like a fucking homeless person in a house.
It looks like a squatter.
They just squatted in a fucking school.
So yeah so for them penny pinching every year.
Again I could see if you were working towards a goal.
That's what I say if you're going to be cheap have a goal.
Yeah like say okay hey if we penny pinch throughout the entire year.
We're going to Italy.
Right.
We're taking a massive trip or something at the end of the year.
That'd be fine.
Or to retire early or live the high life with your wife.
But I guess he's not going to do that.
I doubt he will.
Or like if you're saving up because you want to make sure that you have stuff set aside
for medical bills and stuff.
That's the important one.
That's what I worry about with these cheapskates.
Especially when they have families.
What if one of their kids gets fucking sick.
Say oh we got to go to that.
You know we got to go to a vet.
If you go to a vet.
No I won't ruin it for you but there is an extreme cheapskate that does that kind of
stuff.
Oh god.
For himself.
Okay.
If you do it for yourself fine.
You'd be the cheapest motherfucker you want to be.
Yeah where he goes to a vet for pills.
What kind of pills?
Erection pills?
What the fuck do they need pills from the vet for?
I guess they do take the same type of medication like pain pills and stuff would be the same.
Kind of right?
Or not because I hear aspirin can kill a dog with one fucking pill so maybe not.
Because there's dog aspirin in a regular human.
For some reason everyone wants to come to the dollar store and get baby aspirin.
I never know why.
You guys got baby aspirin?
Hearts.
Is that for them or for babies?
It's for like blood pressure and stuff.
Oh.
Well.
It's baby aspirin or just considered low dose aspirin.
Okay.
We don't have those.
Yeah.
You get the high stuff and you have a heart attack while you're walking.
You cut it in half.
There you go see.
You snorted through your nose.
Twenty Montana.
Yeah.
So anyway for all this penny pinching and once a year he takes the whole family out
to a nice fine dining meal.
That's it?
At a fine dining restaurant.
That's all they get.
Oh my god.
So he's like oh where are we going?
They wanted to go like a super.
They wanted to go somewhere super fancy.
You know fucking.
Terrence Jr. is all fucking dressed up.
You know his mom is okay.
He took him to Cracker Barrel.
I'll tell you what.
Terrence dressed up.
The daughter doesn't say anything.
I don't know what's up with the daughter.
She freaks me the fuck out.
Because she's secretly playing with them.
Yeah because she never talks.
She's just always looking around but never like.
She's not saying or thinking anything.
I can just see in her face like what's going on with that crazy brain of yours.
So he's all excited to take his family out and then all of a sudden there's a knock
on the door.
I guess they had to do the little doorbell thing so you don't get fucking electrocuted.
And it's their aunt and uncle.
I don't know what family side is but it's just they said the aunt and uncle.
These old older.
They're older than you know Terrence and Dara like in their late 40s probably.
Early 50s and they're much older than that.
So this is like oh what a nice surprise.
Dara actually invited them on purpose to get back at Terrence.
And Terrence is like you can tell he's visibly like fuck.
I can't take all of it.
So she wants to let him not allowed to eat right.
Yeah.
But Terrence is like oh we're just about to go eat so if you guys get the fuck out.
That's what he's trying to say.
You guys get the fuck out of here.
We're gonna go.
The four of us the family are gonna go out to eat.
But Dara is like oh let's you know we haven't seen them in so long let's take them.
He's like fuck.
Six people.
So he takes them instead of a fine dining establishment like somewhere like a cheesecake
factory.
For maybe.
For anybody in our fucking demographic.
Anyone poor.
That's like the poor man's fine dining.
I can't stand their spaghetti but damn do I you know.
Their spaghetti tastes like.
Their spaghetti tastes like what spaghetti should taste like if it was three months old.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what the fuck you do with your spaghetti but it tastes.
It's all soggy.
It tastes foul.
And I just I just had to I'm so broke like I.
Cheesecake factory.
Never had a cheesecake there though.
That's a weird part.
Yeah.
What's their name for I never get.
So he takes them to someplace called Empire Buffet.
On the thing it says on their little like underneath the title of the restaurant it
says Chinese sushi seafood barbecue over a hundred and fifty items.
Come on down.
And the fucking son and the mom are just like this is fucking fine dining.
Terrible.
And he's just like oh what's wrong with this place.
This place looks look at all that food.
They're fucking just recording all the food like to be honest I'm like they have some
nice fucking food.
The pizza looks like.
The pizza that they they cooked at this place right.
It looks like.
Pizza that you put out on a plate.
You know like you have that fake wax food that you put as decoration.
Yeah.
That's what the pizza looks like.
It looks like decoration that you put on your table to make it look like food.
I was like that's not pizza.
What the fuck is that.
That's me.
I had a wax cardboard.
Yeah that's what it looked like.
So it's six of them right.
It's Terrence, Daira, Terrence Jr., Daira the second and aunt and uncle.
I don't even have a name.
And Terrence is like all right guys.
So of course the son and the aunt.
Now the son and the mom are fucking livid the whole time.
But Terrence is like I don't know I'm ignoring you.
This is our fucking family dinner.
Let's just eat.
So he leaves and he comes back with three plates of food like just fucking stacked with
food right.
He's like all right guys here's all our food three plates.
He brought three plates of food for all six of them.
That's all they were going to eat apparently is what his thinking was.
Half a plate each.
Like he like no just grab grab whatever.
He just like that Daira was fucking pissed.
She's like we can't all get our own plate.
Like if we get our own plate for six people that's more.
But three plates it's only it's less.
So he's he's trying to think ahead.
But of course they're like fuck all that.
So they all get their own plates right.
Which would be like normal.
Right.
Let them have their own fucking plate.
Buffets are not that expensive.
Well this one was.
If we find the way I'm like I said it's funny because the terror has been the three plates
over right.
And the uncle never said the word the whole episode.
But they panned his face and he's and you can tell he's like in his head like this cheap
motherfucker.
Like Uncle Ruck is just mad as hell.
That one I'm just starting to see.
Yeah.
He was like this son of a bitch.
So they all get their own plates.
They all eat.
And like Terrence Junior he's got a lip on him because like Dara is like she pulled up
this fucking soggy looking noodle and she's like what the hell is this Terrence.
And Terrence Junior is like oh that's fine dining mother.
That's fine dining right there mother.
That's what she get a belt for.
To be fair like you're old enough get a job if you need some money.
Yeah.
It's what I would have told him.
Yeah.
But he's got a lip on him.
But to be honest I saw it in his eyes so there you go.
And if your dad is that fucking cheap.
Yeah.
Something you got to put them you got to let them know like hey what the fuck.
Like I didn't have to be born fucking take care of me like you're supposed to.
So the bill comes in the bill comes up it's ninety two dollars and twenty eight cents.
But for six separate people right.
Six separate people.
That's not that bad.
And Terrence is like well shit.
Shit.
Babes is like God.
Well think about that though you break that down that's fifteen bucks a person.
He comes back from the car.
By the way he has one of those vans.
Like those like school vans.
Oh God the like passenger van.
Yeah he has one of those vans.
He comes back with a bag of change.
A bag like of like apparently all that change you say that from those kids all year round.
So that's what that's what he uses for the family dinner.
So not even the money that they're saving off.
Yeah.
It's from other fucking places he's found money.
That's how that's the most fucked up shit about it.
So he comes back and he fucking slams that shit on the fucking table and this is the
fucking time the ad is like what the fuck.
You got to be kidding me.
That's the only time she's fucked the whole fucking episode.
She didn't say all that but that's what she said.
I'm just like adding flavor to it.
It was implied.
Yeah like you must.
Because he was at the counter with the cashier counting out ninety two dollars and twenty
eight cents.
I can't fucking believe this.
They even interviewed the cashier.
I've never seen that before in my entire life.
I'm like God damn.
So then they cut that fucking part right.
But that means he legit counted out ninety two dollars in fucking pennies dimes nickels
and quarters.
That would have been the funniest part.
The production crew that's filming this shit didn't even say hey we'll cover it but no
we want you to.
Yeah because they want that content.
So Dyrre leaves the ant leaves right.
And then for like for some reason Terrence leaves all defeated like oh like he like he
like he felt bad apparently.
He didn't feel bad though.
No he wants sympathy now.
He was he felt bad that he'd like oh my damn.
It was for a different reason that he wasn't even said like ninety two.
That's gonna be all my change.
This was a big bag of change.
Here's what I don't understand.
Why didn't he fucking change that in the rolls and then in the cash.
That cost more money than in the cash.
I know but to roll them it costs more money.
Cost more money.
He's a fucking psycho.
So that's Terrence.
That was Terrence's episode.
I kind of feel like doing that part one and then part two episode two next time because
that was just a good fucking way to end it.
Terrence was like he took the whole episode of how fucking wild he was.
You know how much shit her family probably talked about him on the way out.
Okay you take us out to first you take us to this shitty ass Chinese buffet.
You make me try to eat out of a plate.
Uncle passed out.
Not only that right but to the rest of the family.
The worst is the worst is the entire family knowing you're a piece of shit.
Yeah again it's different if you're trying to not necessarily go to what's a super expensive
restaurant in Oklahoma.
Cheesecake Factory.
We're never gonna get a Cheesecake Factory ever again.
McDonald's is pretty expensive here.
Well now.
I'm broke as hell.
But I'm missing my job so I'm gonna end up having to suck penis for a crack and then
sell that crack for money to make ends meet people.
I'm in dire straits.
And you're probably thinking like why don't you just suck dick for money.
No you get the crack from the sucking dick then you sell that for money.
Don't you understand?
I love giving plans out that make no absolute sense.
We've already been through this before.
All you have to do is put an ad on Craigslist we'll do odd jobs.
We'll suck odd dick for crack.
You don't even have to put that because they're just gonna ask male or female.
I don't know what do you want.
Say I want uh what do you got.
I'm a male.
I'm basing this off of that Reddit story that we had where the guy.
Oh the one they're trying to make is actually get jobs.
Yeah where's your odd job.
Man woman.
You suck big boy.
It's like you don't even have to put it.
I'm like I'm.
That would be a terrible like uh.
I knew a friend of mine from the dollar store that uh she said she was homeless for uh two
days and one night.
And she was like that was that.
And she was never homeless again.
So like I uh I can't even imagine having to like actually be in that situation.
So that would suck.
Yeah.
It's like I get these lips ready.
But I guess it was such a horrifying experience for her that she was that one day then the
night right and then the next day she found a place to crash.
Yeah.
Man I can't even imagine being homeless.
Yeah.
Don't don't don't want to do that.
It's like you feel bad right because you don't know their situation.
But sometimes you know if when they're fucking horrible human beings how bad can you feel.
Well like I we had this one woman at the at the dollar store and uh one of the employees
was trying to get past her.
She's like excuse me man.
And she was like get that fucking fucking touch me.
And then they had an argument argument with with uh each other right.
And by the way this this employee you don't want to you don't ever want to get it.
She will beat your ass.
She is a big girl.
But I don't mean like you know heavy set.
I mean like she's you know she's like above average.
Yeah.
Like she's been in a lot of fights type of way.
Like she's the way she says it.
I know for a fact that she can beat some ass because she is she has never backed down from
anybody.
I'm like oh god.
Like you can tell.
Just like she has the attitude of baby D.
She is baby D.
She does if she gets ever hits in a fight you're not supposed to help her unless it's like
two on one.
That's how confident she is.
That's like a confidence from a level of knowing you can beat people's ass is no problem.
You can tell fake confidence and real confidence just from that.
But anyway they're arguing with each other right.
And the woman just started screaming my genitals.
Don't you stick your tongue on my genitals.
And I'm like what the fuck is happening.
That's the type of person that you don't want to you know what I mean.
Yeah.
Like you need you need help ma'am.
I don't know what your problem is.
Well a lot of that too is it's sad to say but a lot of the homeless people even the
ones that I've seen in Oklahoma specifically a lot of it these people choose to be homeless
which is sad to say like there are the people that and you get the cases of the mental health
and stuff like that.
I get that.
But there are certain people that just do not want to get a job.
No.
It's like I'll give you an example where I work.
We have offered the supervisors that are offered jobs to certain people that are close to the
area.
Hey we'll give you a job.
No I'm good bro.
Damn.
It's like OK.
OK.
It's hard to give out money when they don't even make the effort to get to work.
Right.
So there are certain people that I do feel bad for and there are people that get like
they fall on hard times and stuff like that.
I have sympathy for those people.
But when it comes to like the person complaining about their genitals.
She was like saying like the manager was trying to stick her fingers in her genitals or something
like what the fuck is happening.
It is too late at night for me to be bust out laughing in this situation.
I'm just glad it wasn't me because her being a female me being a guy.
Yeah I'll be a fall somehow.
I didn't I didn't do a damn thing and I'll go to jail.
So I'm just glad I was nowhere near the situation.
Well eventually Terrence is going to be sitting out there beside the road begging for money
too.
I doubt it.
Once his wife throws his ass out.
If she can get a hold of those accounts.
Yeah she'll make inventory.
He has to sign them over to where they're they're like co-accounts.
And fucking 10 accounts and your family's your family's like just struggling with especially
the wife that's given her money to him.
So some of that money is hers.
Like don't get me wrong I could live off of 20 bucks a day.
I can't.
I'm a high maintenance bitch.
I'm just saying but this is the money she is making on her own.
He's only getting back 20 off of it.
What the fuck.
Like I could see if she gave him like half.
It's like hey this is for the bills for everything we need.
I don't even know what bills they have the way Terrence is like.
We only got no TV.
We got no water.
We get water from the school.
We get water from the rain when it falls.
All the food we get is from the cafeteria at the school.
I don't know.
It's just weird.
Yeah.
It's even weirder when you force other people to live your lifestyle.
Yeah.
I'd be like fuck this fucking sucks.
Like how do you like how do the kids have friends over.
Or how do they don't.
They probably go to their friend's house.
Man.
If I like I will say whenever I was a kid I was outside most of the time anyway.
So most of my friends didn't come inside.
I was usually outside you know riding bikes stuff like that.
But God they're like in today's day and age.
Fuck.
Sorry no way you can do that.
Everything's done online now so you have to be inside for the most part.
Oh yeah.
People aren't kids aren't playing outside as much as what they used to.
Can you blame them.
They're like 157 55 degrees outside every day.
They have fucked this planet to hell.
So once you go outside because I don't want to fucking die.
I don't want to burst.
Yeah.
I don't want to fucking disintegrate.
Man it gets hot out there.
Yes it does.
It gets very very hot.
Un poquito caliente.
When the Mexican said like it's pretty hot right now you know it's hot.
When they've been fucking landscaping all morning like it's pretty hot out.
You can trust them.
Weita caliente we.
Also the people that I've seen whenever I'm at work they're all laying underneath the
trees and stuff like they're getting ready to die.
Then there's the Mexican the ones that fucking wear the long sleeve shirts.
Yeah every day.
Fuckers.
Es que no quiero que me pongan roda rosa mis manos wey.
They don't want to get their arms all fucking you know burned.
I'm like motherfucker it's 115 degrees.
And with jeans.
And jeans.
They got a fucking mask on.
No quiero COVID.
Not Mexican so don't worry.
Otherwise the Spanish would be as good as it is.
Oh yeah that's true.
Like what the fuck is he saying.
I don't speak ascoota Spanish.
It's not Spanglish.
Spanglish.
You know the people that speak Spanish just start fucking riffing.
Como chingas wey como pizca.
No I can't.
I'm not as fluent as my other brother.
Especially the women bro.
You got a woman mad.
It's fucking game over in Spanish.
Here we go.
I think Gabriel Iglesias had a joke about that where he's like I speak Spanish good
and I speak it very well.
He said but when I went to Mexican radio it's like what the fuck did you just.
Yeah it's a whole nother level.
I speak good Spanish American.
Right.
I can't speak good Spanish Mexican.
That's a whole different fucking mode.
It's like double speed.
Excuse me sir I don't know how to speak your gibberish.
Is what I would say to him.
We had a racist in the story the other day.
Yeah it was bad.
He was like there was these women talking in Spanish to each other right.
Just shopping.
Yeah.
And he's like I thought I was in another country and this woman behind him like get the fuck
out.
Get out.
He's like oh damn it.
And he fucking left.
She fucking she fucking shamed him into leaving.
It's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
He's like have a good day.
Damn it.
Man racist people I swear.
See I would have doubled down.
You want to tell him to get out and get out.
I said I would have doubled down.
I don't know.
I would have won harder.
That game on that.
I don't know.
He's just being rude I guess.
It's not he's talking Spanish to him.
Right.
So I guess we'll do part two next week.
So it'd be episode two part two.
You get to meet Greg.
Greg is even worse.
Oh God.
He puts a woman in his booty hole.
I don't know.
You're just going to make up for what you did before.
What happened to that?
Like I didn't see it coming.
It's not.
He can't understand his mind.
You can't understand his mind.
You're not.
Not.
Did you say that?
Yeah.
I did.
Oh God.
I did.
Because that's what he does.
For money.
And he also sucks, mate.
Where is Greg's fucking pages at?
What the fuck is Greg doing?
Is this Greg?
Oh, this is Greg okay.
He's from Cincinnati, Ohio.
Well that's already a shit show, so.
Anything else before we hit out then?
the next one.