1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,520 Hello and welcome back to the podcast. 2 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:13,520 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:14,520 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:17,000 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and none-known 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,560 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,840 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,200 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,200 Cthulhu is coming. 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,200 Beware. 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,160 Now we're going to do extreme cheese skates. 11 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,160 Episode 2. 12 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,640 Cthulhu is here. 13 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,120 Just our freaking people out. 14 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:39,280 Like the super best friends. 15 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,840 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 16 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,600 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 17 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,720 We also have membership tiers on those platforms if you'd like to support the channel or you 18 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,920 can check out BuyMeAnCoffee.com forward slash KLEpodcast. 19 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:57,640 You know, on a side note, my cousin always calls one piece mid piece because he likes 20 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,160 to just hate to hate, I think. 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,480 And I'm like, he's like, I'm all cut up to mid piece. 22 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,400 And I'm like, let me do the math here. 23 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,200 There's 1,070 episodes. 24 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,760 Let's cut down the theme song. 25 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:14,240 Let's say 20 minutes an episode times 1070. 26 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,720 That's 21,000 hours, give or take. 27 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,200 That's 356 hours. 28 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,000 No, 21,000 minutes. 29 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,680 It's 356 hours. 30 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,320 So you wasted 356 hours on a show you don't like. 31 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,920 So I got to give it a fighting chance. 32 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,880 Yeah but if you don't like it after episode 30. 33 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,320 But you had to give it a fighting chance. 34 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,720 You just watched the whole fucking series. 35 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,920 What's the fighting chance you're giving it? 36 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,960 It's the same thing with people that hate bleach. 37 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,160 They say, bleach, I fucking hate bleach. 38 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,960 But then they watch the whole series. 39 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,320 It's like, it's still fucking stupid, yo. 40 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:46,320 Why'd you watch it? 41 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:49,520 He's all dressed up and he's got his own sword and everything. 42 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:50,520 Shit is fucking stupid. 43 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:54,160 He knows all the characters by name, specifically. 44 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,240 What type of abilities they have. 45 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,240 What their favorite food is. 46 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,440 Like I can't stand that shit, yo. 47 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,440 What their birth sign is. 48 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,440 God. 49 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,000 I guess haters gotta hate. 50 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Always. 51 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,880 All right, so we're on episode two of Extreme Cube Skates. 52 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:15,360 And they are, be honest, these weren't as extreme as Kate Hachimoto. 53 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,480 They weren't dumpster diving, which I will never let go of. 54 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,440 That's one of the most nastiest things you could do. 55 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:26,280 Let me eat food that might be full of worms and I get fucking tapeworms coming out of 56 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,280 my asshole or something. 57 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,280 Jesus. 58 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:33,400 So I guess they didn't have enough material for these two because they just combined them. 59 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,160 It's two separate guys, but they each have their own story. 60 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,400 It's not like they're fucking banging each other. 61 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,520 We're both cheap, let's just fuck. 62 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,080 We can't have babies so we don't even need condoms. 63 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,080 We save money right there? 64 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,080 We save $17.50 a month doing that. 65 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:55,480 Hey, didn't you say that there's a low price dollar place that sells condoms now? 66 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,480 Yeah, dollar trading. 67 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:01,720 So for a dollar thirty six after tax, twelve, twelve condoms. 68 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,480 Twelve of them for a dollar thirty six. 69 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:08,640 You guys imagine you guys are playing Russian roulette with your condoms. 70 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,320 Twelve shots. 71 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:15,480 Let's see which one's the one that fucking gets you. 72 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,400 So these two guys are Terrence and Greg. 73 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,400 So they start with Terrence. 74 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,400 Not Terrence and Philip? 75 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,400 No, that wouldn't be funny actually. 76 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,400 They should have done that. 77 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:27,360 I guess they couldn't find a cheapskate named Phillips. 78 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,580 So we start in Oakland, California. 79 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:32,760 Now this guy's name is Dr. Terrence Kandel. 80 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,520 He's got two PhDs. 81 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,460 He's been teaching education for thirty five years. 82 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:40,560 He coaches basketball. 83 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:46,440 And right off the bat at the beginning he's playing basketball with all these kids, right? 84 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,200 And he's like, all right, stop the game. 85 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,920 And he starts picking up all their extra change that they dropped. 86 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:58,160 So basically any kid that drops any change throughout the day, he picks it all up. 87 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,560 And then they're always like, why are you picking up all the change for Mr. Kandel? 88 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,640 It's like, I don't know what you guys are talking about. 89 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,160 I'm going to pick up every single penny, nickel and dime you guys have. 90 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,720 By the end of the day I got two or three dollars. 91 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,480 So he was just like, just picking up all their fucking change. 92 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:17,280 My question though for that is why did they have change in their basketball shorts? 93 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,280 Yeah. 94 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:20,000 They're just wearing the regular clothes. 95 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 It's a youth center. 96 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Yeah, basically. 97 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,880 I was going to say, because if this is like high school basketball, what the fuck is it? 98 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:27,880 Where do they come from? 99 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,800 I guess he just like had a youth center or I don't know his actual fucking profession. 100 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:36,120 He said he coaches basketball, but he's an educator for thirty five years. 101 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,120 Yeah. 102 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,120 So I don't know what he's educating. 103 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,480 That gives me a little bit more like, cause I was thinking, what the hell? 104 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,800 It's like a basketball team in high school and he's going around picking up their change. 105 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,800 Like, come on, Dr. Kandel. 106 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,040 After a while, wouldn't you think they wouldn't carry no more change? 107 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,080 So he says his name is Dr. Terrence Kandel, but every time they show his name, it just 108 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,080 says Terrence. 109 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:59,200 So he doesn't even get the doctor part, but two PhDs, you think you get doctor. 110 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,840 It's not a medical doctor, so it don't count. 111 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,560 I guess not. 112 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:09,920 So we go to his house and his house is the weirdest house I've ever seen. 113 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:14,120 It looks, I kid you not, like a fucking elementary school building. 114 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:21,160 Like, you know, those thick brick walls that are just painted over and like fucking like 115 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:26,600 bathrooms, they're like, they look like fucking like a school bathroom. 116 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,000 That's what it looks like. 117 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 That's what his house looks like. 118 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:34,160 It looks like a remodeled old elementary school or a daycare center or something. 119 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,600 None of those houses look like normal. 120 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,040 None of the rooms look like normal rooms. 121 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,600 They're like, you know, like we have drywall, you know, for normal people's houses. 122 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,200 It's just thick or artistic or something unique. 123 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:50,080 But this is like thick utilitarian bricks, like boom, boom, boom, boom. 124 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,080 And they just painted yellow. 125 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,920 I'm like, what the fuck did you paint it yellow? 126 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:54,920 Yeah. 127 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:55,920 Oh God. 128 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:03,280 He painted the whole house with one thing of one can of paint. 129 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,160 His wife wanted two coats at least. 130 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,800 Like, no, we can do one. 131 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,960 They said it would have cost. 132 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,680 It was going to be it was going to take at least four cans of paint and paint the whole 133 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:12,680 house. 134 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,680 I didn't want to add so much water to it. 135 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,920 Apparently, I guess so. 136 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,880 Then that shit out real good. 137 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,360 He fucked those whole that whole house. 138 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,360 But the house is weird. 139 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,800 I've never seen it looks like a fucking school. 140 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,120 I'm like, what the fuck? 141 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,920 It looks like seeing the son and daughter's room. 142 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,920 It looks like a prison. 143 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,680 Like a prison room. 144 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:33,680 Like the like the cells. 145 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,680 That's what it looks like. 146 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,720 It looks like a fucking cell in prison. 147 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,720 And that's why he works at the school. 148 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,280 I'm like, what the fuck in that house did he get? 149 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:45,600 So then that really fucking set me off because I can't even get over how that house looks. 150 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,160 So then we find out that in the living room, there's no couch. 151 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,560 It's just a fucking table with four chairs. 152 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,560 That's it. 153 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:57,840 The TV is on the floor in the corner because he doesn't pay for any like furniture. 154 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:02,200 And his wife, Daira, is like the most normal person you'll meet. 155 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,520 She's like, I can't stand this motherfucker. 156 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,960 Like she's so embarrassed. 157 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,440 She doesn't like to have company over. 158 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,440 She doesn't like that. 159 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:15,120 You know, nobody like this man does the bare minimum for them that they can afford so that 160 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,600 he can save money. 161 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:21,220 Like they have a fucking bathtub that's like not even like it like put in right. 162 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:23,080 It's just sitting on top of the fucking floor. 163 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,760 Like you can see the edges like it's just a bathtub. 164 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,680 Like you can see all the parts are sticking out. 165 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,680 Yeah. 166 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:32,440 To ring the doorbell, you got to put two wires together at the front because he doesn't have 167 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,440 a doorbell. 168 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,440 It sounds like the hood. 169 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:41,440 It's Oakland, Oakland, California. 170 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,600 I'm just like Terrence. 171 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,120 I mean, Jesus, he's got a wife and two kids. 172 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,560 He's got a son who's tired of his bullshit. 173 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:53,080 My dad is the cheapest motherfucker that's ever lived. 174 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,600 He's got a daughter that I don't know. 175 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,080 The daughter never talked the whole episode. 176 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,080 Yeah. 177 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,080 It didn't say anything. 178 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,080 This is my daughter. 179 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,080 That's it. 180 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,080 Walked around with this doll in her hand. 181 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,400 Looked like she was a teenager and a child at the same time. 182 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,400 Hmm. 183 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,400 All right. 184 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,400 Like maybe she was a preteen. 185 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,920 Maybe she looked like she was 14 and then 11, depending on the fucking scene. 186 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,480 I'm like, what the fuck is happening? 187 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,680 They fucking filming us over three years. 188 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:20,120 That's the only time they could get with him because he's such a cheapskate. 189 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:24,560 And then the son, Terrence, and they both named after the parents. 190 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,240 The daughter's named Daira the second. 191 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,160 And I haven't ever seen that. 192 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,160 Yeah. 193 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,520 Not with a woman, but like whatever. 194 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,520 Like usually the boy. 195 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,520 Yeah. 196 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,920 The boy up is Terrence Jr. 197 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:39,560 And he looks exactly 50 50 of each of them. 198 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,560 The mom and dad. 199 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:41,560 Like, yeah. 200 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:42,560 There's no denying. 201 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,800 Yeah, like he's like a hundred, like 50 50 each of them. 202 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,160 I was surprised Terrence was so cheap. 203 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,440 He wasn't like he came out 10. 204 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,600 The wife came out 90 percent. 205 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,520 You know what I mean? 206 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,080 But Terrence, he doesn't even pay for clothes. 207 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,640 He's had clothes for years. 208 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,560 Just like just like Kate, he doesn't pay for clothes. 209 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,320 Apparently if he needs a shirt, if I need a shirt, my son, he's I can get one of his 210 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,320 shirts. 211 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,320 I'm wearing his shirt right now. 212 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,320 That's what he said. 213 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,320 Fucking red shirt. 214 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,320 The opposite way. 215 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:14,360 He takes it like his son's a big guy, like already like 14 50 and he's a giant. 216 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:18,400 Like I'm gonna need some more money, dad. 217 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:22,080 So yeah, Dyrus fucking pissed. 218 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,080 The son pissed. 219 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,360 The daughter doesn't say anything. 220 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,840 And the son wanted a chair. 221 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:32,520 I just want a chair and a desk in my prison style room. 222 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:36,480 And the Terrence got him a fucking folding chair from the school. 223 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,480 There you go. 224 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,120 He didn't even buy a chair. 225 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,120 He got a folding chair. 226 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,000 Just he just snatched out of school. 227 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,640 I've been there though. 228 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:48,040 You have not getting word from a school. 229 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:53,080 But like that was a gaming chair for a long time. 230 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,720 Folding chair. 231 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,520 Here's another reason that I think that place used to be a school. 232 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:02,200 He's got an electric toilet, a towel dispenser that you would have like in a fucking public 233 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,200 bathroom. 234 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,200 He has that in his fucking bathroom. 235 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,200 I thought he was cheap. 236 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,680 How the fuck did he get that? 237 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:11,760 Apparently he says he saves, it only costs 15 cents a day for a roll of paper or some 238 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,760 shit. 239 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,960 I guess he steals paper from the school. 240 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,920 I don't know. 241 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:19,600 But that still doesn't make much sense though in my mind because if you're super, super 242 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,800 cheap, will you just dry your hands on a towel? 243 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,800 Apparently not. 244 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,620 Apparently having the towel is too expensive. 245 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:26,620 Paper towels, man. 246 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:29,600 15 cents a week is what he said. 247 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,400 I don't know what the fuck is going on in his brain. 248 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:39,680 Here's what made me mad was he apparently has 16 accounts, but he has 10 accounts that 249 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,160 his family doesn't know about. 250 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,920 And then he started telling us what money he had on him. 251 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:43,920 I'm surprised he's still alive. 252 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,080 They didn't fucking kill him and cash out all his fucking accounts. 253 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,580 On one account he has $21,000. 254 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:52,920 On another account he's got $19,679. 255 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:57,600 On his big account he has $113,978. 256 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,080 He had it such a smug like, I'm sorry. 257 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,080 I was so mad. 258 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,080 I was going to go through the fucking screen and beat his ass. 259 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,720 His family is living on the bare minimum. 260 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:08,280 He's like, I got all this money all fucking locked up no one knows about. 261 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,960 I'm like, for what? 262 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,280 Your family is fucking struggling. 263 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,160 You can't take one of those accounts? 264 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,240 Not one to help out. 265 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:21,800 He apparently makes them penny pitch all year long. 266 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,200 To go just by the bare essentials for no reason. 267 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200 Because what else? 268 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,080 He's just got this money for no reason. 269 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,960 And the fucking house is just fucking in shambles. 270 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,160 There's fucking wires sticking up out of the fucking ceiling. 271 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:41,200 The kitchen looks like a fucking kitchen in a fucking like a teacher's lounge room. 272 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,080 I swear to you this had to be a fucking school he converted. 273 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,840 Some run down school he got to keep. 274 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,020 So Daira is dumb as hell. 275 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,020 The wife? 276 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:56,380 She has her own job. 277 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:58,840 But she gives all the money to Terrence. 278 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,800 And then she gets all three of them. 279 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,800 All three of them. 280 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,240 The son, daughter, and the mother. 281 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,880 They each get $20 weekly, oh no $20 daily allowance. 282 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,320 Each of them. 283 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:14,520 She is a grown woman getting $20 back from her checks every day. 284 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,760 That's it. 285 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,920 If he's still alive I'm fucking surprised. 286 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,920 Yeah. 287 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,680 Especially with the 100 grand account that he has. 288 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,920 You said he had how many accounts total? 289 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,920 He's got 16 total. 290 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,280 16 they know of, 10 they don't know of. 291 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,000 That was just the ones he told us. 292 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,920 He's got another seven we don't know about. 293 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,960 And if at least each one of them has about 20 grand in it? 294 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,960 That man has money. 295 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,960 Yeah. 296 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,960 And he's living like a fucking homeless person in a house. 297 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,000 It looks like a squatter. 298 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:50,480 They just squatted in a fucking school. 299 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,520 So yeah so for them penny pinching every year. 300 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,320 Again I could see if you were working towards a goal. 301 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,880 That's what I say if you're going to be cheap have a goal. 302 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:03,240 Yeah like say okay hey if we penny pinch throughout the entire year. 303 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240 We're going to Italy. 304 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,240 Right. 305 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,200 We're taking a massive trip or something at the end of the year. 306 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,400 That'd be fine. 307 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:12,680 Or to retire early or live the high life with your wife. 308 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,520 But I guess he's not going to do that. 309 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,520 I doubt he will. 310 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,960 Or like if you're saving up because you want to make sure that you have stuff set aside 311 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,360 for medical bills and stuff. 312 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,360 That's the important one. 313 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,440 That's what I worry about with these cheapskates. 314 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,440 Especially when they have families. 315 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,440 What if one of their kids gets fucking sick. 316 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,920 Say oh we got to go to that. 317 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,400 You know we got to go to a vet. 318 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,240 If you go to a vet. 319 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:35,960 No I won't ruin it for you but there is an extreme cheapskate that does that kind of 320 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:36,960 stuff. 321 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:37,960 Oh god. 322 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:38,960 For himself. 323 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:39,960 Okay. 324 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,960 If you do it for yourself fine. 325 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,440 You'd be the cheapest motherfucker you want to be. 326 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,640 Yeah where he goes to a vet for pills. 327 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,120 What kind of pills? 328 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,120 Erection pills? 329 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,840 What the fuck do they need pills from the vet for? 330 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:54,360 I guess they do take the same type of medication like pain pills and stuff would be the same. 331 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,360 Kind of right? 332 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:59,600 Or not because I hear aspirin can kill a dog with one fucking pill so maybe not. 333 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,920 Because there's dog aspirin in a regular human. 334 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,880 For some reason everyone wants to come to the dollar store and get baby aspirin. 335 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,560 I never know why. 336 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,560 You guys got baby aspirin? 337 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,560 Hearts. 338 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:10,560 Is that for them or for babies? 339 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,560 It's for like blood pressure and stuff. 340 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,560 Oh. 341 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,560 Well. 342 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,000 It's baby aspirin or just considered low dose aspirin. 343 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Okay. 344 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 We don't have those. 345 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Yeah. 346 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,440 You get the high stuff and you have a heart attack while you're walking. 347 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,440 You cut it in half. 348 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,440 There you go see. 349 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,440 You snorted through your nose. 350 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,720 Twenty Montana. 351 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,040 Yeah. 352 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:34,160 So anyway for all this penny pinching and once a year he takes the whole family out 353 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,600 to a nice fine dining meal. 354 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,600 That's it? 355 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,600 At a fine dining restaurant. 356 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,600 That's all they get. 357 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,600 Oh my god. 358 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,920 So he's like oh where are we going? 359 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,160 They wanted to go like a super. 360 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,200 They wanted to go somewhere super fancy. 361 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,200 You know fucking. 362 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,560 Terrence Jr. is all fucking dressed up. 363 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560 You know his mom is okay. 364 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,560 He took him to Cracker Barrel. 365 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,400 I'll tell you what. 366 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,400 Terrence dressed up. 367 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,400 The daughter doesn't say anything. 368 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,160 I don't know what's up with the daughter. 369 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,480 She freaks me the fuck out. 370 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,520 Because she's secretly playing with them. 371 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,840 Yeah because she never talks. 372 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,920 She's just always looking around but never like. 373 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,920 She's not saying or thinking anything. 374 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:15,440 I can just see in her face like what's going on with that crazy brain of yours. 375 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:20,920 So he's all excited to take his family out and then all of a sudden there's a knock 376 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,920 on the door. 377 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:26,200 I guess they had to do the little doorbell thing so you don't get fucking electrocuted. 378 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,040 And it's their aunt and uncle. 379 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,520 I don't know what family side is but it's just they said the aunt and uncle. 380 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,240 These old older. 381 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,680 They're older than you know Terrence and Dara like in their late 40s probably. 382 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,280 Early 50s and they're much older than that. 383 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,880 So this is like oh what a nice surprise. 384 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:48,000 Dara actually invited them on purpose to get back at Terrence. 385 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,320 And Terrence is like you can tell he's visibly like fuck. 386 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,400 I can't take all of it. 387 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,360 So she wants to let him not allowed to eat right. 388 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,360 Yeah. 389 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,680 But Terrence is like oh we're just about to go eat so if you guys get the fuck out. 390 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,680 That's what he's trying to say. 391 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,240 You guys get the fuck out of here. 392 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,240 We're gonna go. 393 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,080 The four of us the family are gonna go out to eat. 394 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,480 But Dara is like oh let's you know we haven't seen them in so long let's take them. 395 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,480 He's like fuck. 396 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,480 Six people. 397 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:17,160 So he takes them instead of a fine dining establishment like somewhere like a cheesecake 398 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,160 factory. 399 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,600 For maybe. 400 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,000 For anybody in our fucking demographic. 401 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Anyone poor. 402 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,840 That's like the poor man's fine dining. 403 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,520 I can't stand their spaghetti but damn do I you know. 404 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,720 Their spaghetti tastes like. 405 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:38,800 Their spaghetti tastes like what spaghetti should taste like if it was three months old. 406 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,800 I'm sorry. 407 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,000 I don't know what the fuck you do with your spaghetti but it tastes. 408 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 It's all soggy. 409 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 It tastes foul. 410 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,680 And I just I just had to I'm so broke like I. 411 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,680 Cheesecake factory. 412 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,960 Never had a cheesecake there though. 413 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:51,960 That's a weird part. 414 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960 Yeah. 415 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,800 What's their name for I never get. 416 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,800 So he takes them to someplace called Empire Buffet. 417 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:05,560 On the thing it says on their little like underneath the title of the restaurant it 418 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:10,840 says Chinese sushi seafood barbecue over a hundred and fifty items. 419 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,200 Come on down. 420 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:19,120 And the fucking son and the mom are just like this is fucking fine dining. 421 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,120 Terrible. 422 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,160 And he's just like oh what's wrong with this place. 423 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,120 This place looks look at all that food. 424 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:27,520 They're fucking just recording all the food like to be honest I'm like they have some 425 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,000 nice fucking food. 426 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,680 The pizza looks like. 427 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,760 The pizza that they they cooked at this place right. 428 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,880 It looks like. 429 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,280 Pizza that you put out on a plate. 430 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,320 You know like you have that fake wax food that you put as decoration. 431 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320 Yeah. 432 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,320 That's what the pizza looks like. 433 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:48,600 It looks like decoration that you put on your table to make it look like food. 434 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,960 I was like that's not pizza. 435 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:51,960 What the fuck is that. 436 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,960 That's me. 437 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:53,960 I had a wax cardboard. 438 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,200 Yeah that's what it looked like. 439 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,320 So it's six of them right. 440 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:02,840 It's Terrence, Daira, Terrence Jr., Daira the second and aunt and uncle. 441 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,520 I don't even have a name. 442 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,520 And Terrence is like all right guys. 443 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,880 So of course the son and the aunt. 444 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:13,480 Now the son and the mom are fucking livid the whole time. 445 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,080 But Terrence is like I don't know I'm ignoring you. 446 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,000 This is our fucking family dinner. 447 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Let's just eat. 448 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,080 So he leaves and he comes back with three plates of food like just fucking stacked with 449 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,080 food right. 450 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,520 He's like all right guys here's all our food three plates. 451 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,760 He brought three plates of food for all six of them. 452 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,120 That's all they were going to eat apparently is what his thinking was. 453 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,120 Half a plate each. 454 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,480 Like he like no just grab grab whatever. 455 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:39,040 He just like that Daira was fucking pissed. 456 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,520 She's like we can't all get our own plate. 457 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,320 Like if we get our own plate for six people that's more. 458 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,040 But three plates it's only it's less. 459 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,280 So he's he's trying to think ahead. 460 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,640 But of course they're like fuck all that. 461 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,440 So they all get their own plates right. 462 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,680 Which would be like normal. 463 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,680 Right. 464 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,680 Let them have their own fucking plate. 465 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,080 Buffets are not that expensive. 466 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,080 Well this one was. 467 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:07,000 If we find the way I'm like I said it's funny because the terror has been the three plates 468 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,240 over right. 469 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,000 And the uncle never said the word the whole episode. 470 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:15,960 But they panned his face and he's and you can tell he's like in his head like this cheap 471 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,960 motherfucker. 472 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:21,840 Like Uncle Ruck is just mad as hell. 473 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,640 That one I'm just starting to see. 474 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,640 Yeah. 475 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,220 He was like this son of a bitch. 476 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:28,360 So they all get their own plates. 477 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,360 They all eat. 478 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:35,480 And like Terrence Junior he's got a lip on him because like Dara is like she pulled up 479 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:39,440 this fucking soggy looking noodle and she's like what the hell is this Terrence. 480 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,680 And Terrence Junior is like oh that's fine dining mother. 481 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,680 That's fine dining right there mother. 482 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,480 That's what she get a belt for. 483 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,000 To be fair like you're old enough get a job if you need some money. 484 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Yeah. 485 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000 It's what I would have told him. 486 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Yeah. 487 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000 But he's got a lip on him. 488 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,600 But to be honest I saw it in his eyes so there you go. 489 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,840 And if your dad is that fucking cheap. 490 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:01,840 Yeah. 491 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,560 Something you got to put them you got to let them know like hey what the fuck. 492 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:09,640 Like I didn't have to be born fucking take care of me like you're supposed to. 493 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:14,840 So the bill comes in the bill comes up it's ninety two dollars and twenty eight cents. 494 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,280 But for six separate people right. 495 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,280 Six separate people. 496 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,280 That's not that bad. 497 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,280 And Terrence is like well shit. 498 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,280 Shit. 499 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280 Babes is like God. 500 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:27,480 Well think about that though you break that down that's fifteen bucks a person. 501 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,160 He comes back from the car. 502 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,120 By the way he has one of those vans. 503 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,600 Like those like school vans. 504 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,840 Oh God the like passenger van. 505 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,360 Yeah he has one of those vans. 506 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,520 He comes back with a bag of change. 507 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:47,680 A bag like of like apparently all that change you say that from those kids all year round. 508 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,680 So that's what that's what he uses for the family dinner. 509 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,280 So not even the money that they're saving off. 510 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,280 Yeah. 511 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,600 It's from other fucking places he's found money. 512 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:02,000 That's how that's the most fucked up shit about it. 513 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:08,360 So he comes back and he fucking slams that shit on the fucking table and this is the 514 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:11,960 fucking time the ad is like what the fuck. 515 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,960 You got to be kidding me. 516 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:20,960 That's the only time she's fucked the whole fucking episode. 517 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,160 She didn't say all that but that's what she said. 518 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,880 I'm just like adding flavor to it. 519 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:26,880 It was implied. 520 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,880 Yeah like you must. 521 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,760 Because he was at the counter with the cashier counting out ninety two dollars and twenty 522 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,760 eight cents. 523 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,680 I can't fucking believe this. 524 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,360 They even interviewed the cashier. 525 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,440 I've never seen that before in my entire life. 526 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,680 I'm like God damn. 527 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,720 So then they cut that fucking part right. 528 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:51,640 But that means he legit counted out ninety two dollars in fucking pennies dimes nickels 529 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,640 and quarters. 530 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,120 That would have been the funniest part. 531 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:58,440 The production crew that's filming this shit didn't even say hey we'll cover it but no 532 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,440 we want you to. 533 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,520 Yeah because they want that content. 534 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,840 So Dyrre leaves the ant leaves right. 535 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:09,280 And then for like for some reason Terrence leaves all defeated like oh like he like he 536 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,520 like he felt bad apparently. 537 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,520 He didn't feel bad though. 538 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,520 No he wants sympathy now. 539 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,880 He was he felt bad that he'd like oh my damn. 540 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:20,560 It was for a different reason that he wasn't even said like ninety two. 541 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,560 That's gonna be all my change. 542 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,920 This was a big bag of change. 543 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,920 Here's what I don't understand. 544 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,240 Why didn't he fucking change that in the rolls and then in the cash. 545 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,720 That cost more money than in the cash. 546 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,800 I know but to roll them it costs more money. 547 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,800 Cost more money. 548 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:40,360 He's a fucking psycho. 549 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360 So that's Terrence. 550 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,360 That was Terrence's episode. 551 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:47,400 I kind of feel like doing that part one and then part two episode two next time because 552 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,480 that was just a good fucking way to end it. 553 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,960 Terrence was like he took the whole episode of how fucking wild he was. 554 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,800 You know how much shit her family probably talked about him on the way out. 555 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:03,840 Okay you take us out to first you take us to this shitty ass Chinese buffet. 556 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,880 You make me try to eat out of a plate. 557 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,520 Uncle passed out. 558 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,560 Not only that right but to the rest of the family. 559 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,800 The worst is the worst is the entire family knowing you're a piece of shit. 560 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:24,680 Yeah again it's different if you're trying to not necessarily go to what's a super expensive 561 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,120 restaurant in Oklahoma. 562 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,120 Cheesecake Factory. 563 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:34,640 We're never gonna get a Cheesecake Factory ever again. 564 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,400 McDonald's is pretty expensive here. 565 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,400 Well now. 566 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,840 I'm broke as hell. 567 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:45,440 But I'm missing my job so I'm gonna end up having to suck penis for a crack and then 568 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,600 sell that crack for money to make ends meet people. 569 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,600 I'm in dire straits. 570 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,560 And you're probably thinking like why don't you just suck dick for money. 571 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,000 No you get the crack from the sucking dick then you sell that for money. 572 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Don't you understand? 573 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:02,280 I love giving plans out that make no absolute sense. 574 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,280 We've already been through this before. 575 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:07,480 All you have to do is put an ad on Craigslist we'll do odd jobs. 576 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,480 We'll suck odd dick for crack. 577 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,840 You don't even have to put that because they're just gonna ask male or female. 578 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,880 I don't know what do you want. 579 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,880 Say I want uh what do you got. 580 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,360 I'm a male. 581 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,160 I'm basing this off of that Reddit story that we had where the guy. 582 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,480 Oh the one they're trying to make is actually get jobs. 583 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,480 Yeah where's your odd job. 584 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,280 Man woman. 585 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,280 You suck big boy. 586 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,520 It's like you don't even have to put it. 587 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,520 I'm like I'm. 588 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,720 That would be a terrible like uh. 589 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:48,600 I knew a friend of mine from the dollar store that uh she said she was homeless for uh two 590 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,000 days and one night. 591 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,320 And she was like that was that. 592 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,320 And she was never homeless again. 593 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:59,680 So like I uh I can't even imagine having to like actually be in that situation. 594 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,840 So that would suck. 595 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:01,840 Yeah. 596 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:06,800 It's like I get these lips ready. 597 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:11,360 But I guess it was such a horrifying experience for her that she was that one day then the 598 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,920 night right and then the next day she found a place to crash. 599 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,920 Yeah. 600 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,760 Man I can't even imagine being homeless. 601 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,760 Yeah. 602 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,760 Yeah. 603 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,760 Don't don't don't want to do that. 604 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,120 It's like you feel bad right because you don't know their situation. 605 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:29,320 But sometimes you know if when they're fucking horrible human beings how bad can you feel. 606 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:35,880 Well like I we had this one woman at the at the dollar store and uh one of the employees 607 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,040 was trying to get past her. 608 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,040 She's like excuse me man. 609 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,200 And she was like get that fucking fucking touch me. 610 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,840 And then they had an argument argument with with uh each other right. 611 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:49,040 And by the way this this employee you don't want to you don't ever want to get it. 612 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,600 She will beat your ass. 613 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,600 She is a big girl. 614 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,360 But I don't mean like you know heavy set. 615 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,920 I mean like she's you know she's like above average. 616 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,920 Yeah. 617 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,520 Like she's been in a lot of fights type of way. 618 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,680 Like she's the way she says it. 619 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:07,200 I know for a fact that she can beat some ass because she is she has never backed down from 620 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,200 anybody. 621 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,200 I'm like oh god. 622 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,200 Like you can tell. 623 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,360 Just like she has the attitude of baby D. 624 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,800 She is baby D. 625 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,280 She does if she gets ever hits in a fight you're not supposed to help her unless it's like 626 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,680 two on one. 627 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,040 That's how confident she is. 628 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:26,720 That's like a confidence from a level of knowing you can beat people's ass is no problem. 629 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,200 You can tell fake confidence and real confidence just from that. 630 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,520 But anyway they're arguing with each other right. 631 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,000 And the woman just started screaming my genitals. 632 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,480 Don't you stick your tongue on my genitals. 633 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,680 And I'm like what the fuck is happening. 634 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,640 That's the type of person that you don't want to you know what I mean. 635 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,640 Yeah. 636 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,640 Like you need you need help ma'am. 637 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,640 I don't know what your problem is. 638 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,600 Well a lot of that too is it's sad to say but a lot of the homeless people even the 639 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:55,600 ones that I've seen in Oklahoma specifically a lot of it these people choose to be homeless 640 00:26:55,600 --> 00:27:00,760 which is sad to say like there are the people that and you get the cases of the mental health 641 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,760 and stuff like that. 642 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:02,760 I get that. 643 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,840 But there are certain people that just do not want to get a job. 644 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,840 No. 645 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,360 It's like I'll give you an example where I work. 646 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:16,440 We have offered the supervisors that are offered jobs to certain people that are close to the 647 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,440 area. 648 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,080 Hey we'll give you a job. 649 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,600 No I'm good bro. 650 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,600 Damn. 651 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,600 It's like OK. 652 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,600 OK. 653 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,120 It's hard to give out money when they don't even make the effort to get to work. 654 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,120 Right. 655 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,960 So there are certain people that I do feel bad for and there are people that get like 656 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,360 they fall on hard times and stuff like that. 657 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,480 I have sympathy for those people. 658 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:39,600 But when it comes to like the person complaining about their genitals. 659 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,880 She was like saying like the manager was trying to stick her fingers in her genitals or something 660 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,480 like what the fuck is happening. 661 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:49,600 It is too late at night for me to be bust out laughing in this situation. 662 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,760 I'm just glad it wasn't me because her being a female me being a guy. 663 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,240 Yeah I'll be a fall somehow. 664 00:27:54,240 --> 00:28:00,360 I didn't I didn't do a damn thing and I'll go to jail. 665 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:03,480 So I'm just glad I was nowhere near the situation. 666 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,280 Well eventually Terrence is going to be sitting out there beside the road begging for money 667 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,280 too. 668 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,280 I doubt it. 669 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,280 Once his wife throws his ass out. 670 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,480 If she can get a hold of those accounts. 671 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480 Yeah she'll make inventory. 672 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:17,440 He has to sign them over to where they're they're like co-accounts. 673 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:23,200 And fucking 10 accounts and your family's your family's like just struggling with especially 674 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,560 the wife that's given her money to him. 675 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,480 So some of that money is hers. 676 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,520 Like don't get me wrong I could live off of 20 bucks a day. 677 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,520 I can't. 678 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,000 I'm a high maintenance bitch. 679 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:37,920 I'm just saying but this is the money she is making on her own. 680 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,880 He's only getting back 20 off of it. 681 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,880 What the fuck. 682 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,120 Like I could see if she gave him like half. 683 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,880 It's like hey this is for the bills for everything we need. 684 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,440 I don't even know what bills they have the way Terrence is like. 685 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,440 We only got no TV. 686 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,440 We got no water. 687 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,480 We get water from the school. 688 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,240 We get water from the rain when it falls. 689 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,960 All the food we get is from the cafeteria at the school. 690 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:00,960 I don't know. 691 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,960 It's just weird. 692 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,960 Yeah. 693 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,400 It's even weirder when you force other people to live your lifestyle. 694 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,400 Yeah. 695 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,400 I'd be like fuck this fucking sucks. 696 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,160 Like how do you like how do the kids have friends over. 697 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,160 Or how do they don't. 698 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,640 They probably go to their friend's house. 699 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,640 Man. 700 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:22,040 If I like I will say whenever I was a kid I was outside most of the time anyway. 701 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,280 So most of my friends didn't come inside. 702 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,640 I was usually outside you know riding bikes stuff like that. 703 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,840 But God they're like in today's day and age. 704 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,840 Fuck. 705 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,760 Sorry no way you can do that. 706 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,440 Everything's done online now so you have to be inside for the most part. 707 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,440 Oh yeah. 708 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,080 People aren't kids aren't playing outside as much as what they used to. 709 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,080 Can you blame them. 710 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,400 They're like 157 55 degrees outside every day. 711 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,720 They have fucked this planet to hell. 712 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,240 So once you go outside because I don't want to fucking die. 713 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,240 I don't want to burst. 714 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,240 Yeah. 715 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,240 I don't want to fucking disintegrate. 716 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,720 Man it gets hot out there. 717 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,720 Yes it does. 718 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,200 It gets very very hot. 719 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,200 Un poquito caliente. 720 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:04,200 When the Mexican said like it's pretty hot right now you know it's hot. 721 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:09,200 When they've been fucking landscaping all morning like it's pretty hot out. 722 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,440 You can trust them. 723 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,440 Weita caliente we. 724 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,320 Also the people that I've seen whenever I'm at work they're all laying underneath the 725 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,320 trees and stuff like they're getting ready to die. 726 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,840 Then there's the Mexican the ones that fucking wear the long sleeve shirts. 727 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,840 Yeah every day. 728 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,840 Fuckers. 729 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,840 Es que no quiero que me pongan roda rosa mis manos wey. 730 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:34,440 They don't want to get their arms all fucking you know burned. 731 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,400 I'm like motherfucker it's 115 degrees. 732 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,760 And with jeans. 733 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,760 And jeans. 734 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,760 They got a fucking mask on. 735 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,760 No quiero COVID. 736 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:47,760 Not Mexican so don't worry. 737 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,880 Otherwise the Spanish would be as good as it is. 738 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:50,880 Oh yeah that's true. 739 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,880 Like what the fuck is he saying. 740 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,880 I don't speak ascoota Spanish. 741 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,880 It's not Spanglish. 742 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:54,880 Spanglish. 743 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,880 You know the people that speak Spanish just start fucking riffing. 744 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,880 Como chingas wey como pizca. 745 00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,880 No I can't. 746 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:09,080 I'm not as fluent as my other brother. 747 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,120 Especially the women bro. 748 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,120 You got a woman mad. 749 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,120 It's fucking game over in Spanish. 750 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,120 Here we go. 751 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:24,520 I think Gabriel Iglesias had a joke about that where he's like I speak Spanish good 752 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,520 and I speak it very well. 753 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:30,520 He said but when I went to Mexican radio it's like what the fuck did you just. 754 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,280 Yeah it's a whole nother level. 755 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,280 I speak good Spanish American. 756 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,280 Right. 757 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,920 I can't speak good Spanish Mexican. 758 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,480 That's a whole different fucking mode. 759 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,760 It's like double speed. 760 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,880 Excuse me sir I don't know how to speak your gibberish. 761 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:52,120 Is what I would say to him. 762 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,680 We had a racist in the story the other day. 763 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,400 Yeah it was bad. 764 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:01,040 He was like there was these women talking in Spanish to each other right. 765 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,040 Just shopping. 766 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,040 Yeah. 767 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,520 And he's like I thought I was in another country and this woman behind him like get the fuck 768 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,520 out. 769 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,520 Get out. 770 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,520 He's like oh damn it. 771 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,520 And he fucking left. 772 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,480 She fucking she fucking shamed him into leaving. 773 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,560 It's the funniest shit I've ever seen. 774 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,560 He's like have a good day. 775 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,560 Damn it. 776 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,560 Man racist people I swear. 777 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,560 See I would have doubled down. 778 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,560 You want to tell him to get out and get out. 779 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:26,360 I said I would have doubled down. 780 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,360 I don't know. 781 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,360 I would have won harder. 782 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,360 That game on that. 783 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,360 I don't know. 784 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,360 He's just being rude I guess. 785 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,360 It's not he's talking Spanish to him. 786 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,360 Right. 787 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,360 So I guess we'll do part two next week. 788 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,360 So it'd be episode two part two. 789 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,360 You get to meet Greg. 790 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,360 Greg is even worse. 791 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,360 Oh God. 792 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,360 He puts a woman in his booty hole. 793 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,360 I don't know. 794 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,360 I don't know. 795 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,360 I don't know. 796 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,360 I don't know. 797 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,360 I don't know. 798 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,360 I don't know. 799 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,360 I don't know. 800 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,360 I don't know. 801 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,360 I don't know. 802 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,360 I don't know. 803 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,360 I don't know. 804 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,360 I don't know. 805 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,360 I don't know. 806 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,360 I don't know. 807 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,360 I don't know. 808 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,360 I don't know. 809 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,360 I don't know. 810 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,360 You're just going to make up for what you did before. 811 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,360 What happened to that? 812 00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,360 Like I didn't see it coming. 813 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,360 It's not. 814 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,360 It's not. 815 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,360 He can't understand his mind. 816 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,360 You can't understand his mind. 817 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,360 You're not. 818 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,360 Not. 819 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,360 Did you say that? 820 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,360 Yeah. 821 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,360 I did. 822 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,360 Oh God. 823 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360 I did. 824 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,360 I did. 825 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,360 Because that's what he does. 826 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,360 For money. 827 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,360 And he also sucks, mate. 828 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,360 Where is Greg's fucking pages at? 829 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,360 What the fuck is Greg doing? 830 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,360 Is this Greg? 831 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,360 Oh, this is Greg okay. 832 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,360 He's from Cincinnati, Ohio. 833 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:20,360 Well that's already a shit show, so. 834 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,360 Anything else before we hit out then? 835 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:21,840 the next one.