1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,360 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 2 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,080 movies, games, comic books, anime and more weekly. 3 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,380 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 4 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:19,840 This is what we are covering tonight. 5 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,600 Episode one of Extreme Cheapskates. 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,720 How cheap can you go? 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,160 That's the motto of the fucking whole show. 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,760 How cheap and disgusting can you possibly be? 9 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,080 I'm assuming it's pretty bad. 10 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,080 Yeah, it's real bad. 11 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,680 Episode one off the bat is fucking horrendous. 12 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,240 If that's number one, I can't imagine the season finale. 13 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,040 It's like three seasons long. 14 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,320 All right. 15 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,840 But before we do, like, share and subscribe to the channel. 16 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,760 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey and more. 17 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,920 We also have membership tiers on the platforms if you'd like to support the channel or you 18 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,760 can check out BuyMeACoffee.com or word slash KLEpodcast. 19 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,760 But let's go ahead. 20 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,760 Hot chocolate. 21 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,760 I mean, buy me a hot chocolate. 22 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,760 I don't like coffee. 23 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,520 But technically, buy me a coffee. 24 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,520 It's a mead. 25 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,360 So give me give me some alcohol. 26 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,360 I need to get fucked up. 27 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,480 All right. 28 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:15,320 So episode one, season one of Extreme Cheapskate starts with a woman by the name Kate, a super 29 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,920 regular name, American name Kate. 30 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,600 Last name is Hachimoto. 31 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,600 So quite the day. 32 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,600 Like, OK. 33 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:29,560 I feel like if you were Hispanic, your last name is Rodriguez and your first name is Steve. 34 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,640 My name is Steve Rodriguez. 35 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:33,640 My name is Jim Rodriguez. 36 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,640 Jim Rodriguez. 37 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,000 They can't help it when they say that. 38 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,840 They can say Jim normal, but they can't say the other one. 39 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:41,840 Hernandez. 40 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,840 Gonzalez. 41 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:43,840 I come from Nicaragua. 42 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:44,840 They always say that word like that. 43 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:45,840 Just make sure you say the full word. 44 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:55,040 Hey, man, I'm not saying the N word. 45 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,320 Come on now. 46 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,320 It's a country. 47 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,320 I didn't name it. 48 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,320 Like people that are dying. 49 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,640 Whenever you show them the name of the country, Niger. 50 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,680 Oh, yeah. 51 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,200 It is real bad. 52 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,000 All right. 53 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,040 So she lives in New York. 54 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:16,360 I'm guessing this is back in 08 because I didn't have the date on the video. 55 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,680 It was on Tubi. 56 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,720 Tubi has so much just rare treasures. 57 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:23,720 So it's quite the truth. 58 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,720 I'm doing some of the randomest shit you've ever seen in your life. 59 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,360 Tubi is a gold mine. 60 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:35,640 I watched lingerie mixed martial arts. 61 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,160 It was fucking volume 42. 62 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:42,320 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 63 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,240 Some of the weirdest shit on there. 64 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:52,640 So the whole series is about these people that live very frugally, like to such an excessive 65 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:56,680 degree that they are able to be on a TV show. 66 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,760 That's the only way I can explain it. 67 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:02,120 They're so cheap that they garnered them attention from TLC. 68 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,160 I guess when the show came out, it was on TLC. 69 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,360 See, next you're going to see Big Ed. 70 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,400 He's going to start doing the cheapskate stuff too, so that way he can stay popular. 71 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,400 Is he a cheapskate? 72 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,400 No, he's on that 90 Day Fiance. 73 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,560 Oh, is this that one guy? 74 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,440 Yeah, the big fat guy with no name. 75 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,360 I always thought he was taller until I saw him. 76 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,240 I'm like, man, you're like 4'3". 77 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,240 What the fuck? 78 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,040 He's shorter than I am. 79 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,520 I feel like a fucking brick. 80 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,920 That thing about proportion in TV shows is like legit because when I saw him, I'm like, 81 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:29,920 wait a minute. 82 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,920 Let me call this a big ad. 83 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,920 No, not a big ad. 84 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,920 I got a small dick though. 85 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,920 I can't even look down. 86 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:38,920 My neck. 87 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,920 Looks like a mountain range. 88 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:46,120 Sorry, Big Ed, but you know, come on. 89 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,120 He deserves it. 90 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,120 Is he an asshole? 91 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,120 Yeah. 92 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,120 Good. 93 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,080 Doesn't he deserve it? 94 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:58,920 So off the bat, anytime Kate Achimota goes to a bathroom in a public place, after she's 95 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,720 done using the paper towels, she puts those shit in her pocket. 96 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,120 I'm keeping all these used paper towels that I use. 97 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:10,440 So that's off the bat, the first thing you see her do. 98 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,440 I guess I get it. 99 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:15,280 I used to put paper towels, but like fresh ones in my pocket in case I needed them, but 100 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,040 not one I just use, but that's her deal. 101 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,800 So that's already number one is the first thing she did on the first like three minutes 102 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,600 into the episode. 103 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:27,840 So she has never in her life bought furniture. 104 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:33,520 Any furniture she's had has been either a hand me down or from dumpster diving. 105 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,440 So she just goes out of her way. 106 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,280 See out of the two hand me down is fine. 107 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,280 Yeah. 108 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,280 Dumpster diving? 109 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,920 No, because that's where you get the bugs and the fucking bed bugs especially. 110 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:48,120 And they are like the most immune creature to getting fucking destroyed. 111 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,120 They will ruin a house. 112 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,520 They will ruin a marriage. 113 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:56,320 The whole like a happy, you know, a mom, dad and three kids, the whole family will be ruined. 114 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,320 Divorce. 115 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,320 They will get separated. 116 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,840 The kids hate their parents all because of bed bugs. 117 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:05,680 I promise you they will ruin them fucking life. 118 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,680 So she only pays. 119 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,860 She lives in New York. 120 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,960 She has a condo fully paid for. 121 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:11,960 I don't know what. 122 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,720 I don't know where she got it or how she got it. 123 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:14,720 Right. 124 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,540 It's all she has is like, I was like, I was, I was living actually. 125 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:22,800 She only pays $200 a month in living expenses. 126 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,800 That's it. 127 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,800 In New York? 128 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,800 Yes. 129 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,400 Oh, the condo is like, like controlled. 130 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,440 Where the fuck did she get the condo? 131 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:31,440 That's what I was thinking. 132 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,440 Like where the fuck did she get this place? 133 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,440 Like it's set. 134 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:34,440 Like she's good. 135 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,800 If all she's paying is $200 a month, that's like phenomenal. 136 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,520 But then you find out why. 137 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:45,720 Yeah, because all she pays on the house is real estate taxes and condo fees. 138 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,720 So good. 139 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:52,960 When you get to her house, she shows the cameraman around and she's got a makeshift couch. 140 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:58,680 It's just two fucking mats wrapped in plastic on like a metal frame. 141 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,680 That's her couch. 142 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,680 This is my couch is like in the corner. 143 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,680 There's a fucking table blocking it. 144 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,920 No one would sit on this couch because there's no leg room. 145 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:08,720 It's like a shitty bed, but it's not her bed. 146 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:14,320 Her bed is on the floor in the corner made up of just two yoga mats and like just a blanket 147 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,320 over it. 148 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,600 This is where I sleep. 149 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,760 This is where, this is where the magic happens. 150 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:22,120 It doesn't cause I don't think she never said anything about a boyfriend. 151 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:29,160 Now, well, to be fair, if it was a tatami mat, it would make more sense. 152 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,160 I know. 153 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,160 She said it was two yoga mats. 154 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:35,120 Or just like in my mind, I'm trying to think if she's trying to recreate a traditional 155 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,120 Japanese house. 156 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,120 Oh, maybe. 157 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,120 No, because no. 158 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,120 No, you know what? 159 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,440 Kind of like the one on the floor. 160 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 161 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,760 It's not really a bed. 162 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,560 It's just just a mat. 163 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,520 Yeah, man. 164 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:53,560 She's breaking the floorboards on those mats with the other fucking just saying. 165 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,560 Go through the floor. 166 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,560 Yeah. 167 00:06:55,560 --> 00:07:00,320 I can leave a dent in the neighbors cave right in the day comes right to the fucking bottom 168 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,320 of the fucking. 169 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:08,760 It's like, God, that fucking butt she comes in through from her ass, coming skin slammed 170 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:09,760 down. 171 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:14,360 So, yeah, her bed is basically just two yoga mats. 172 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,360 That's it. 173 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,360 It looks like it's a bed. 174 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,360 It's fine. 175 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,240 As long as you're comfortable. 176 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,960 I've seen people sleep on fucking benches and. 177 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,960 Yeah. 178 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,960 These are my friend. 179 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,640 You saw always come over, right? 180 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,640 I sleep in my bed. 181 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,640 That's the tradition. 182 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,960 You sleep on the floor and he would wake up the next morning. 183 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:37,920 Like, like, like he's been sleeping in the woods for three days. 184 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:42,560 He used to wake up, just all beat the shit off the floor. 185 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:50,320 I mean, thinking about it, my head is usually. 186 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,840 And I'm like, good morning, Freddy. 187 00:07:53,840 --> 00:08:00,800 But hey, man, I'm not taking my best. 188 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:06,840 He used to just he used to wake up just the. 189 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,120 He used to wake up like he was 40. 190 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,120 We were like 15. 191 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:17,520 He's like, oh, I have some rough floorboards. 192 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,640 I can't get over it. 193 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:19,920 I'm remembering it in my head. 194 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:24,240 He just wakes up right to do a push up just to get up off the floor. 195 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,200 You don't want to spend the. 196 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,000 You don't want to share the bed with her. 197 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Hell no. 198 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 It was a fucking kid's bed. 199 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,600 I have I had a kid's bed for years, like one of those twin beds, the tiny ones. 200 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,640 There's no room for both of us. 201 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,520 You don't want to spend fucking dick to dick or dick to ass. 202 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,000 Either way, it's all fucking terrible. 203 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:47,680 You don't want to go to ask that if you go ask if he went like foot to head, one of our 204 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,400 feet would be in one's mouth, sucking toes or something. 205 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:55,280 You wake up in the morning. 206 00:08:55,280 --> 00:09:01,080 The worst was when I had like five friends over one time and everyone was sleeping on 207 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,080 the floor but me. 208 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,080 Right. 209 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,800 And one of my friends wakes up in the middle of the night. 210 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,640 He looks up because I had an AC. 211 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,640 Right. 212 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:13,360 And he looks up and he's like, oh, he called there and he lays on top of our friend, Cody. 213 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,760 For the rest of the night, he just lays right on top of him. 214 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,440 He woke up out of a dead sleep. 215 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,440 He's like, Cody, cold air. 216 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,440 And he fell right back asleep on him. 217 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,960 I'm like, what the fuck? 218 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:28,600 Because he was hot and Cody fell asleep with him on top of him for the whole night. 219 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,600 Oh, go. 220 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,280 Hey, man, I got wild in there. 221 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,720 It's like a fucking sauna. 222 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:37,040 I'm fucking sweating playing playing Crimson Sky till three in the morning. 223 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:41,800 I'm having nervous PTSD from the battle from the fucking plane wars. 224 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,800 Like all these fucking dog fights. 225 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,600 They're taking it out of me. 226 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:50,840 OK, so she's got a dishwasher, but she doesn't use it at all. 227 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,000 All she uses it for is storage. 228 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 That's every Asian family, so that's fine. 229 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 I had no idea. 230 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Cool. 231 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,720 Dishwasher is your hands. 232 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:06,000 And she has a stove that she had disconnected. 233 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,080 Like I didn't want this stove because she didn't want it. 234 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:14,520 She said it was too expensive to have it because the minimum fee is 1750 a month just to have 235 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,720 it turned on with the gas. 236 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,520 So she's like, that's too expensive for me. 237 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:19,520 Let me shut this stove. 238 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,840 So she has this little electric stove that she puts on top of the that she has in the 239 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:27,000 storage of the dishwasher that she uses to cook all her food. 240 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,760 So I'm like, OK, 1750 is too much for her. 241 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,560 OK, she's only spending $20. 242 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,880 She never said what her job is, by the way. 243 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:40,720 But I'm like, there has to be a reason to be this frugal for something you want to attain, 244 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,720 right? 245 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:46,000 You can't die with this money unless you want the most extravagant funeral or unless she 246 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,520 donates it to charity or does something noble. 247 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,160 I don't understand people being this fucking cheap for no reason. 248 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,160 You know what I mean? 249 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,280 Like, give me a reason why you're this cheap. 250 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,280 I would understand. 251 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,280 Yeah. 252 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,280 But just to be cheap, just to be cheap. 253 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,320 What's the point? 254 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,540 OK. 255 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:07,120 So she hasn't she at the time of the fucking episode, she says she hasn't washed her clothes 256 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,120 in eight years. 257 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,080 So she hasn't done laundry in eight years. 258 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,800 You don't have to be a chiefs care to do clothes, though. 259 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,800 Yeah. 260 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:18,440 What she would do is while she's showered, she would use the excess water on the floor 261 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:23,320 of the shower of the tub and she would wash the clothes on that. 262 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,320 Yeah. 263 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:28,280 So as she's done, she's taking extremely long showers. 264 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:33,920 Well, it would be like one like one item article of clothing for the day, I guess. 265 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,880 Like it wasn't like a whole fucking pile of clothes, but she would shower. 266 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,760 Then the excess water she would fucking and then she would hang the clothes up on the 267 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:45,400 fucking hook of the the the the shower curtain, the rim, I guess. 268 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,400 The rod. 269 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,400 Yeah, the rod. 270 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,400 So I'm like, all right, whatever. 271 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,440 And she hasn't she hasn't bought clothes in eight years either. 272 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,440 Or no, but maybe I messed that up. 273 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,040 I think I went too far. 274 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,640 No, she doesn't she doesn't do laundry. 275 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,520 She washes while she showers. 276 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,800 She hasn't bought clothes in eight years. 277 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,840 So she's got she's at a steady rate, I guess, because her clothes sort of fit. 278 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:07,840 Not really. 279 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,840 You'll find out why. 280 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,920 The last time she bought underwear was 1998. 281 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:18,200 Oh, so that from 2008 to 1998, 10 years apparently. 282 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,200 Good God. 283 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,920 Those fucking those must have some war scars. 284 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:26,720 Her fucking under drawers just fucking wrecked. 285 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,560 That stains bound on them. 286 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:32,960 The stains so embedded into the fucking fabric of the clothes, they don't come off anymore. 287 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,960 That's the color now. 288 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:38,960 That's what I'm thinking. 289 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,240 She's had she's so she's had this pair of shorts she has right. 290 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,240 Yeah. 291 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,960 That she says is nineteen ninety five. 292 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:48,000 And the band on the elastic band of these fucking shorts have just blown out. 293 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 They are done. 294 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,840 There's once the elastic blows out of the fucking clothes. 295 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,840 You know, they don't come back. 296 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,840 Right. 297 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,080 So she takes the binder clips and she clips it on and then she puts it on. 298 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:02,400 She like ties it and so she can keep the shorts on like a little mini belt, I guess. 299 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,680 So yeah, that's how she keeps using the same shorts she's had in ninety five. 300 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:06,680 Good God. 301 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,280 They're like just blown to hell. 302 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,040 But she's the elastic is just worn out. 303 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:14,080 Looks like a horse asshole and just fucking destroyed. 304 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:20,920 I got a 50 year hooker asshole. 305 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,920 This one was weird. 306 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,520 She doesn't believe in paying for toiletries. 307 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:27,080 So she's like shampoo, soap, toothbrush, all that stuff. 308 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,320 You shouldn't pay for that stuff. 309 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:33,740 So she apparently she goes out of what she joins mailing lists or she'll look online 310 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:37,040 for like promotional events and she'll sign up for those. 311 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:41,800 She'll do everything she can to get sample items instead of just buying the toiletries. 312 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:47,080 So she'll go out of her way and go to a promotional event that'll probably last like three hours 313 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,080 just to get some free samples. 314 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,880 I'm like, why don't you just don't waste the time, but whatever. 315 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:58,240 So she has this fucking box just full of samples, shampoo and soap and fucking perfumes and 316 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,240 fucking razors. 317 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:03,080 I'm like, God dang. 318 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,200 So she just has an endless amount of samples that she has. 319 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,200 Right. 320 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,200 And she doesn't use toilet paper. 321 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:15,360 To be fair, what she does is normal if you had a bidet. 322 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,960 But she all she does is soap and water. 323 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,720 To clean her booty hole. 324 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,720 No cloth, no nothing, just soap and water. 325 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,720 I'm like, OK, fine. 326 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,040 That's pretty clean, though. 327 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,040 OK. 328 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,280 But how do you wipe the excess water? 329 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,280 Maybe she just let air drys it. 330 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,280 I don't know. 331 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,280 Spreads the cheeks. 332 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:36,200 Spreads the cheeks and probably dumps the water into the fucking tub so she can wash 333 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,720 some more clothes. 334 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:45,680 She cuts her own hair, which is, I guess, for a woman, probably not as normal. 335 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,880 Not as normal, but that's not super crazy. 336 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,880 Right. 337 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,600 Because I know that haircuts for women go up into the two hundred dollars. 338 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,040 Yeah, like she was saying. 339 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,360 So that makes a little somewhat sense. 340 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,360 So here's... 341 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,360 Oh God. 342 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,760 Here's her big one. 343 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,840 All that stuff is fine, I guess. 344 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,840 Not really. 345 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,840 Not really, no. 346 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,840 Especially if I go to her house and I take a fucking massive dump. 347 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,520 And I'm like, where's the toilet paper? 348 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,520 And she's like, here you go. 349 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,680 And she's like, this tiny bar of soap and this fucking little canister of water. 350 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,680 This jug of water. 351 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:17,680 And I'm like... 352 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,680 You're going to get lost up here. 353 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,680 Yeah, like I'm going to lose this. 354 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,360 First of all, how do I wipe my, like wipe the soap with my finger? 355 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,360 That's gross. 356 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,200 At least put it on a paper towel first and then wipe. 357 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,200 You know what I mean? 358 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,200 Or like a wet wipe. 359 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,200 Like put some soap on a wet... 360 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,920 You don't want to share the same little bar of soap? 361 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:34,920 No. 362 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,400 Do like a wet wipe with soap on an angel. 363 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,640 Maybe I'm going to be dragging it through shit. 364 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,640 That's what I... 365 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,520 I guess that is pretty gross, actually. 366 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,720 That's what she's saying she does. 367 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,720 Her fingers must reek. 368 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:49,800 All right. 369 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,360 So the big thing, the big terrible thing she does to me anyway, is that she doesn't pay 370 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,360 for food. 371 00:15:55,360 --> 00:16:01,940 She's like, all these high end grocery stores in upstate, all they do is just throw pretty 372 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,240 edible food into the dumpster. 373 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,680 So I just go in there and dive for it. 374 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:11,320 So she dives, he dumpster dives for all her food. 375 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,700 She doesn't pay for any food. 376 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:19,560 And she says that she eats food that can be like months or years expired. 377 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,000 And it's totally okay with her. 378 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,440 Like people get freaked out because the expiration is so close, but you can eat food months or 379 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,400 days or years after I have. 380 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,880 And I'm like, wow. 381 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,880 Fuck. 382 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,800 See, she's going to be the one that has those tapeworms like we read about last week. 383 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,800 Oh yeah. 384 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,800 This is patient zero. 385 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,800 Oh yeah, that's probably her doing the video. 386 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,920 This is how you get worms. 387 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,200 Here's how fucking meticulous and experienced she is. 388 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:49,560 I shouldn't say meticulous, but how experienced she is dumpster diving. 389 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,400 She says that the store managers don't like her dumpster diving. 390 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,360 They don't like people dumpster diving in the back of their, I guess it looks weird 391 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,840 to the customers or whatever. 392 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:02,480 So she figures if she dresses more like a homeless person, they'll show more sympathy 393 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,960 and let her dumpster dive. 394 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:09,600 So she goes out, she actually has her dumpster dive clothes, raggedy, like it used to be 395 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,040 white, now it's slight brown shirt. 396 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:16,760 Like it used to, you could tell it used to be white and now it's like just full of holes, 397 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:21,080 just brown stain and her fucking little short shorts that she wears with the elastic band 398 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,460 blown out. 399 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:25,560 And she goes fucking dumpster diving. 400 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,400 Here's where it gets bad. 401 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,760 So she's having her friend Matt from school over, which by looking at their interaction, 402 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,080 I'm pretty sure they fucked before because it's kind of weird, right? 403 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,540 Yeah, but imagine that. 404 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:39,000 So you know how gross that would be? 405 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:45,240 Well, so she's having her friend Matt and his girlfriend come over like an old friend, 406 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,240 man. 407 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,240 Come on over, man. 408 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240 It's been so long. 409 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,240 She was used to a cell phone, right? 410 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,240 Like a pretty high end looking cell phone. 411 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,240 I'm pretty sure it wasn't hers. 412 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,240 There's no way. 413 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:57,040 It's probably one of the camera crews or somebody's phone that she'd let them borrow or that they 414 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:01,440 let her borrow because there's all this living and I'm sure you don't have a normal phone. 415 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:05,480 Yeah, so if you have a phone, then you've done ruin the entire cheapskate thing. 416 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,720 Yeah, pretty much. 417 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,720 And so she's like, well, let me get some good food for them. 418 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:15,040 So she goes to dumpster dive to make food for when they come over. 419 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:19,140 So she's she finds like she likes to find packages of food. 420 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,080 So she found like turkey. 421 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,580 She found chicken. 422 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:29,000 She found grapes, lettuce, just lettuce thrown into a dumpster loose. 423 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:35,660 And she's like, yeah, everything with all the fruit was loose. 424 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,040 The tomato, this tomato still looks pretty good. 425 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:42,980 She found a fucking carrot cake that was complete, right? 426 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,760 Like it was in the wrapping and it was in the cover. 427 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,760 It had everything. 428 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:49,280 She found a box and when she opened it, there was one last piece of chocolate cake. 429 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,320 This chocolate cake still looks good. 430 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,320 And so she fucking just gets all this fucking and one of the store managers in the store, 431 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,320 right? 432 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,320 She's like, you can't be doing that. 433 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,320 She's like, oh, it's OK. 434 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,880 I'm just I'll close it back up here in a little bit. 435 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,880 I'm just dumpster diving. 436 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,920 And so you can't be doing that shit. 437 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,600 But then she says, like, oh, once it hits the curb, apparently it's public property. 438 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,540 So they can't really do much about it. 439 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,540 That's what she said. 440 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,240 So she didn't give a shit. 441 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,360 So she's fucking grabbing all the food, trying to eat it. 442 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,000 She's going, she wasn't doing that. 443 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:21,940 But she imagined her eating it while they're trying to chase her. 444 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,880 So she goes back to her house. 445 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,320 She gets her fucking stove, little electric stove. 446 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:30,020 She puts a pot and then she dumps all the food that was in the package, like the chicken 447 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,080 and the beans and rice and stuff. 448 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,240 She dumped it into one. 449 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,120 She wants to make a medley to get warm enough for him. 450 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:41,320 And then in another pot, she found a bunch of chicken fried rice. 451 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,320 So she's cooking all that. 452 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,560 So it's two different pots of food. 453 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,600 And that food looks fucking disgusting. 454 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,400 Maybe it's a description. 455 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,680 Maybe because I know it's dumpster food. 456 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,200 But even if this stuff's like I'll tell you how I knew it was disgusting. 457 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,640 Like it was disgusting before. 458 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,640 Right. 459 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,920 But when you see that what they do with the food, I'm like, wow. 460 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,240 They didn't they didn't have any red flags. 461 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,280 So Matt and his girlfriend, I think her name is Rose. 462 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,640 I can't write it down. 463 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,640 Yeah. 464 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640 His girlfriend Rose, they come over. 465 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,640 Right. 466 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,080 And the minute they come in, she's showing him like, oh, here's my bed. 467 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,600 Here's my fucking couch. 468 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,880 You know, all this just weird stuff. 469 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:20,880 Right. 470 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:26,040 And Rose and Matt just look fucking drenched in sweat. 471 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,880 And I'm like, damn, they good. 472 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,880 They're Caucasian. 473 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,840 So that they got hot immediately is what it looked like. 474 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,880 And it turns out that she doesn't have an AC. 475 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,880 She doesn't pay for AC. 476 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,960 I don't know what she does in the summer in New York, of all places. 477 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,960 Yeah. 478 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,880 I mean, it's like fucking over 100 degrees. 479 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,880 Right. 480 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,880 Yeah. 481 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:50,640 But Rose, like she visibly got redder and redder as the little sequence went on. 482 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,640 So I got to step outside real quick. 483 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:56,280 She had a fucking cold ass bottle of water that production probably gave her because 484 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,040 I'm sure Kate didn't have any fresh water. 485 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,760 I know damn well she didn't have any fresh water. 486 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,360 And she's in the corner, she's in the down the hall. 487 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,320 The hall is colder than the fucking building. 488 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,760 Yeah, because it's got the AC coming from the other apartment. 489 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,520 And then fucking Kate, she's sweating a little bit. 490 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,000 I don't think she was sweating from out of nervousness more than just. 491 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Just hot? 492 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Yeah. 493 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 She's just used to the heat. 494 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,280 But they're fucking, and Matt's got this fucking long ass green like, oh fuck, what did I 495 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,280 walk into? 496 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,280 What did I do? 497 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,520 Trying to meet an old flame that he probably had a crush on. 498 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,480 Because to be honest, Kate was kind of cute. 499 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,680 He thought he was going to get a three way. 500 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,880 But man, she is crazy. 501 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,520 So she brings the food out. 502 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,640 And of course the table is just a makeshift bullshit table. 503 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,880 The fucking chairs are some random fucking objects she found around the fucking store, 504 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,320 around her apartment. 505 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,960 There's no fucking table really. 506 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:51,080 And she dips back into the kitchen, Kate does, to do some other stuff. 507 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,080 And they're looking at the food. 508 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,920 I'm like, huh, that looks weird. 509 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,240 And they're looking at the rice. 510 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,960 And so Kate's like, there's some turkey in that one. 511 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:01,960 It's a medley. 512 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,360 It's because they wonder why the food is all smashed together in one pot. 513 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,360 It's a medley. 514 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,360 I'm a great cook. 515 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,400 And you see Matt take the fucking spoon, right? 516 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,400 The portion spoon, I guess. 517 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,680 I forgot to call it, like the spoon that you use. 518 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,840 Everybody uses the communal spoon to get the food. 519 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,240 And he fucking hits the top of the food, right? 520 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,360 And it sounds like it's hard as a fucking rock. 521 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,360 The food doesn't move at all. 522 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:30,840 And I'm like, oh, that's how I knew this food was fucking bad. 523 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,640 It was bad, bad. 524 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,760 Because he fucking hit that shit. 525 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,640 It looked like it was fucking, just like it all melted into one fucking unit. 526 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,440 That's what it looked like when he did it. 527 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,560 The only thing that was like, it was like, it was all dry. 528 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,680 So he couldn't even fucking break the fucking crust. 529 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,480 The only thing that was wet was the fucking turkey. 530 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,960 So like a meatloaf turkey. 531 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,540 So he fucking got a spoonful of that, put it on his plate. 532 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:55,480 And then Rose got a spoonful and put it on her plate. 533 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,480 They started chewing it, right? 534 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,600 And they're like, this is odd. 535 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:06,720 And Kate was wrong for this, but she didn't tell him it was dumpster dive food until they 536 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,720 started eating. 537 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,600 Because they're like, she did explain to them that I like to dumpster dive. 538 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,600 That's how I get my food. 539 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,480 I don't know why they didn't get two and two together. 540 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,920 Because they didn't think, oh, this bitch is not crazy. 541 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,720 And now she wouldn't give us dumpster food. 542 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,720 No. 543 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,280 Because he's like, Matt was flat out like, where'd you get this food? 544 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,280 And Kate's like, it's a surprise. 545 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,280 Ha ha ha. 546 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,280 You dirty bitch. 547 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,280 Because she knew. 548 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,720 That's how you know that she knows it's fucked up. 549 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,720 Yeah. 550 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,720 Because she tried to hide it. 551 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,800 Like you knew it was fucked up. 552 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,800 If you didn't care, right? 553 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,800 Come on, I went to the dumpster. 554 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,800 I have some grapes. 555 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,160 You know what I mean? 556 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,280 But she knew it was wrong. 557 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,280 So she didn't say anything. 558 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,720 You mean you wouldn't eat some grapes out of the dumpster? 559 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:49,280 Yeah, because I want hepatitis B. BCND. 560 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,080 BCD and the new one, that I fucking make in my body is patient zero. 561 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,720 I imagine being patient, patient zero of a new illness. 562 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,320 I'm doing that kind of shit. 563 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,320 You will be. 564 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,320 You already got shit on your hands. 565 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,320 You're touching the food. 566 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,320 Oh my God. 567 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,320 You're right. 568 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,320 She never cleans her hand. 569 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:12,040 Oh, I just thought about that. 570 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,680 Her hands was fucking. 571 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,600 Just rancid. 572 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,320 And they fucking they they grab the rice, right? 573 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,320 And you can just feel that it's dry. 574 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,560 Looking at it and they're like real sale. 575 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,040 All the food was stale. 576 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,520 It tasted off. 577 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,760 And the worst part is they're like she's like, oh, it's all dumpster dive food. 578 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,200 And Rose like, can I go to the bathroom real quick? 579 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,480 So you got no toilet paper. 580 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,520 You better take a shit. 581 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,520 She goes to the bathroom. 582 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,520 They come back, right? 583 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,080 And they have dessert after they had that hurt. 584 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,480 They didn't even eat any of the day. 585 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,480 They took like two bites. 586 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,800 Well, they thought, OK, it's a pre-made cake. 587 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,480 She couldn't have done to die for this. 588 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:55,040 Yeah, because when they tasted the chocolate cake, she was stale, too. 589 00:24:55,040 --> 00:25:01,360 She had the grapes that she found on a table like fucking the chocolate cake, the fucking 590 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,000 carrot cake that was all fucking mad. 591 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Let's put a fist. 592 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 I fucked this job. 593 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:10,760 And probably they had to throw it out. 594 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:15,080 The fucking chocolate cake was missing like chunks of the top of it because it was like 595 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,280 a like the like crusted falling off or some shit. 596 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,320 And they're like, you know, they took a bite and the chocolate cake and it's fucking stale, 597 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,320 too. 598 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,160 And so they're just like, well, we had a great time. 599 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,640 It's time for us to go. 600 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:31,640 And they leave and they're like fucking Rose was like, yeah, I probably hang out with her 601 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,640 again. 602 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,000 But we'd have to go to a restaurant, you know, with real sanitary food. 603 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Yeah. 604 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,880 And I'm like, and the fucking Kate, I guess they told Kate that because you know when 605 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:44,000 they do like the interviews just by the with the person in between like the fucking sequences 606 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,840 of them interacting, they were doing that. 607 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,440 And Kate's like, yeah, I'd probably go to a restaurant, but they had to pay for my food. 608 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,680 Because, you know, in case I'm not eating, I'm not paying for my own food. 609 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,680 That's what Kate said. 610 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:58,400 She said unless the only way she'd go to a restaurant is that they would pay for her 611 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,240 specifically. 612 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,120 So that was that was Kate Hachimoto. 613 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,520 That was the last I can't believe Rose said they would hang out. 614 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,240 I would be like, bitch, I would never see you again. 615 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,320 I would fucking sue her for feeding me dumpster. 616 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:18,720 I mean, it's the other would you not would I would be with her shit hands that. 617 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,720 Yeah, that made it worse. 618 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,960 Now that I think about it, those grapes probably fucking taste a little tinge. 619 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:24,960 Mostly. 620 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,960 Yeah. 621 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,440 These taste like corn. 622 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,440 But that would be that. 623 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,800 That was that's the most that's that's like a line you can't cross. 624 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:37,920 You can't give someone food from a fucking dumpster and then I'd be then like be shocked 625 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,680 when they ask you like, what's this food can for? 626 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,680 Oh, it's a surprise. 627 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,160 Well, mostly whenever you consider that, I don't know if they do that in New York City 628 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,240 because they probably are not allowed to. 629 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:52,000 But at certain places here in Oklahoma, they actually pour chemicals on the food. 630 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Yeah, my manager used to do that all the time. 631 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Yeah. 632 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 And the dumpster. 633 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000 She would put the food right. 634 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,600 It would be like they wouldn't even. 635 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,200 OK, so it was sealed, right? 636 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,200 Yeah. 637 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,600 It'd be like candy and all this stuff would be sealed. 638 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,480 It's like a barely a day over. 639 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,480 Right. 640 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,400 And these poor homeless people, they go to the back to try to get that right. 641 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,000 She'd go out her way to dump bleach. 642 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Yes. 643 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,720 I'm like, damn, bitch, just let these people have some fucking food. 644 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:20,880 But they do that here where I like if it comes to like if it's open food, they do it for 645 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,440 animals so that way animals don't get into it. 646 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,280 Because if you have something extremely like that, fabulous or something, it's so strong 647 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,240 that animals don't get around strong as fuck. 648 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,240 They'll knock you out. 649 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,240 That's why I can slowly use it. 650 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,520 I didn't leave my place. 651 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,640 But but to go out and look for her to go out. 652 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,640 Like she went out of her way. 653 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,440 Like we didn't do that at our store. 654 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,320 She would go out her way just to fuck with homeless people. 655 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:48,120 She would probably open the packages, dump them in and then fucking. 656 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,400 Kate couldn't go through that shit. 657 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,400 No, she wouldn't. 658 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,400 Well, she probably would. 659 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,480 Like I could just wash this stuff off and then, you know, wash my clothes with the chemicals. 660 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,760 Use the bleach off of the thing. 661 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,760 Yeah. 662 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,800 She would have like like I don't understand cheapskates. 663 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,480 Like the whole concept, right? 664 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,480 Yeah. 665 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,280 It's like why be cheap if you have no end goal? 666 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,280 Right. 667 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,880 Like if you're trying to save up for something. 668 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,080 Yeah, like if I wanted to spend like three thousand dollars on a new PS5, which because 669 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,640 I can't find it for retail, that would be me being cheap, right? 670 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:17,640 Right. 671 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,640 But it wouldn't be to that extreme. 672 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,640 No, it wouldn't be me. 673 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,640 Why? 674 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,640 I wait till episode two. 675 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,640 Oh, gosh. 676 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,120 Yeah, there's two of them. 677 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:29,320 Yeah, it's just like they couldn't have enough content for one full episode. 678 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,040 OK, so they have two guys on that. 679 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,440 That's just a cheap together. 680 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,720 Oh, like who's cheaper? 681 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,200 That would be funny. 682 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,680 It's like, are you willing to go dumpster diving the way Kate did? 683 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,480 I need your hepatitis C. That dumpster. 684 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,480 That was crazy. 685 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,360 And when we'd be willing to do that. 686 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:55,640 Well, if I remember right, there's an episode later on that I have seen that would make 687 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,640 you want to vomit. 688 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,160 Oh, that bad, huh? 689 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,200 Well, the way she cooks. 690 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,300 Oh, bad. 691 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:06,540 She uses the same water on the stove for months on end. 692 00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:08,200 She boils like spaghetti in it. 693 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,720 Oh, like like a perpetual still. 694 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,140 Yeah. 695 00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:15,440 Over and over and over and over and over with the different spaghetti's. 696 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,920 Yeah, I don't know. 697 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,160 I mean, we're so gloopy because of the start. 698 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:26,280 Whatever her kids don't need all the pasta sauce and stuff, she puts it back into the 699 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,280 jar. 700 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,280 Oh, God. 701 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,280 God. 702 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:34,120 What is wrong with people? 703 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,640 What is what is your end game? 704 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,880 And they had a sports get together with her husband. 705 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:43,760 He brought his friends over and they turned off the TV for the commercials. 706 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,760 Wow. 707 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,240 How would they know when the fucking came back? 708 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,240 Game back. 709 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,240 Just turn it back on. 710 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,800 Just hoping the game would be back on. 711 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,800 Yeah. 712 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,440 There's no way I would hang out with people like that. 713 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,440 Like that. 714 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,040 And he had friends over that day and they have one light bulb for the house. 715 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,040 She takes it out. 716 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,040 She moves it around. 717 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,080 Oh my God. 718 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,080 People are fucking weird. 719 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,080 Wait till you see that episode. 720 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,760 I will get to it eventually. 721 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,760 Three episodes at a time. 722 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,800 Oh, man, I swear. 723 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,760 Just nasty ass people. 724 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,160 There's this other one that went my 600 pound life. 725 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:24,320 I haven't seen it, but on TikTok they keep showing the doctor and the doctor's funny. 726 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,520 Yeah, the doctor is the most savage motherfucker that's ever lived. 727 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,080 Because he's not even American, I don't think, because he's got an accent. 728 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,640 And he like he's so brutally honest. 729 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:40,400 This one woman said, I think because I was using nonfat ranch dressing on my salad, that's 730 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,400 why I was gaining weight. 731 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,280 And he's like, I use a gallon of ranch dressing. 732 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:49,320 I'm like, God. 733 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:56,200 This other woman said that sometimes, because I can't move around that often, I just reach 734 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,200 for whatever is closest to me. 735 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,200 That's what I eat. 736 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:04,600 And he's like, so apparently a pizza is closer to you than a salad or some shit like that. 737 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,960 It's easier to walk to a pizza than a salad. 738 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,320 I'm like, damn. 739 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:16,400 That's why they kept him on too, probably because he was just fucking brutal and they 740 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,440 were loving it. 741 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,900 But if you dealt with those kind of people every day, and it's not to say that anybody 742 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:23,640 that's just a little bit overweight is one thing. 743 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:29,960 When you get to the 600 pound level and up, you're trying to get yourself. 744 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,080 Like you are like it takes effort. 745 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,080 I know. 746 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:37,000 I'm a fucking gluten and I'm not nowhere near 600 pounds. 747 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Right. 748 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Like there's a difference between being overweight and being like, what the fuck is that? 749 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Like the what is it? 750 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,340 The thousand pound sisters? 751 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,480 There was a there was one episode of 600 pound life. 752 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,480 The brother was like at 580. 753 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:51,480 Right. 754 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,600 The sister got on the scale, right. 755 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,600 And she was 800. 756 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,600 She's like, damn, damn. 757 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,600 Right. 758 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,600 The same. 759 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,600 I was like 580 was heavy. 760 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,600 Heavy, heavy. 761 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,600 But she was 800. 762 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:07,840 How the fuck can you still she was still walking around. 763 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,840 Really? 764 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:09,880 She must be like off. 765 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:14,240 But if she got her to work right, she must the best fucking lineman in a football game 766 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,240 be knocking motherfuckers down. 767 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,240 You know how much she could lift? 768 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,240 Probably 800 pounds. 769 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,240 Exactly. 770 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,240 Oh yeah. 771 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:25,480 Because she's such she might if she loses weight, she could probably kick a tree down. 772 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,480 Yeah. 773 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,480 Jesus. 774 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,480 Those bones are so fucking different. 775 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,840 Like them so fucking thick. 776 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,680 Fucking kicking Anderson Silva's legs in somebody. 777 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,880 You see, she can go into MMA or UFC. 778 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,280 Man you lay on top of somebody, probably kill him. 779 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,560 No after if she was to lose weight. 780 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,560 She would lose all that weight. 781 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,560 Yeah. 782 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,560 They go to go fight her. 783 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,760 It's like, can't even lift her up. 784 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,040 She's so fucking thick. 785 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,040 Look it off me girl. 786 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,040 Boom. 787 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,040 That would be funny. 788 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:59,520 Yeah, but that whole being that over obese is just like that's not a good life. 789 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,080 They just they look so sad. 790 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:08,240 I mean like what or if you look like I know that now one of the 600 pound sisters or 1000 791 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:14,480 pound sisters, one Tammy, she's lost weight now, but she was so big she was almost closing 792 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,480 her eyes. 793 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:19,480 I was like she could like her eyes were like well her forehead was caved in starting to 794 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,480 come in. 795 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,480 All right. 796 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,480 Maybe she's a boxer. 797 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,840 All those punches, you know, they give you those puffy eyes. 798 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,880 I know who you're talking about. 799 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,880 Yeah. 800 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,520 Like her face was really like, like, like her whole sheet was so like full of fat. 801 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,520 Yeah. 802 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,920 It was like, like her eyes were shutting up. 803 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,920 I haven't seen a fat forehead. 804 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:38,920 Huh? 805 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,720 Like it's fat on the forehead. 806 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,720 I don't know man. 807 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,320 You just got to lose some weight people. 808 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,320 Come on. 809 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,320 You got to lose some weight. 810 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,360 I mean, I'm big, but I move every day. 811 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,360 Big as hell too. 812 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,920 But I'm not like going to fall over and not be able to get back up. 813 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,960 You know, you're too big whenever you start waddling. 814 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:56,960 Oh yeah. 815 00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:01,960 And then you get into like a rhythm where you can't get up. 816 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,960 It's like I'm stuck. 817 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,960 I'm too fat. 818 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:04,960 Help me. 819 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:05,960 I got the baby. 820 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:14,040 You know, you're too big when you're like when I'm not sure. 821 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,000 I've never been that big, so I don't know what being too big is. 822 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,680 It's like I leave my fucking shoe untied. 823 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,680 I don't give a fuck. 824 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,520 Damn, I'm not going down there to tie it. 825 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,520 That's when you know you're like, oh fuck all that. 826 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,520 You get the slip bones? 827 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,520 Oh yeah. 828 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,720 They probably wear sandals and slip bones all the time. 829 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,720 Crocs. 830 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,720 I don't know. 831 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:31,720 That shit's just terrible to be that heavy. 832 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:33,440 It's like seeing dogs that heavy, right? 833 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,440 Yeah. 834 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,520 And then you see them move all that way and how much more fucking happy they are. 835 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,520 Yeah. 836 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,520 And they're all just fucking rotundus. 837 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,520 Like, oh, this is my life. 838 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,840 And then they lose like all that way and they're just like, boom, they're just fucking moving. 839 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,920 I got to lose some weight now. 840 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,560 TLC takes advantage of these people. 841 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,560 Yeah. 842 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,120 Like they fucking just put them out there like all tender loving care. 843 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,360 Is that what it's called Ray? 844 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,360 The channel? 845 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,360 I don't know. 846 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,880 I know what actual TLC is. 847 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,320 The loving channel? 848 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,320 The learning channel. 849 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,320 That's what it is. 850 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,320 The learning channel. 851 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,320 The learning channel. 852 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,320 I think so. 853 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,320 Yeah. 854 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,320 Learn how to take advantage of these motherfuckers. 855 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,320 Yeah. 856 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,040 Like they never helped out, you know, honey boo boo or nothing like that. 857 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,040 That fat little bitch. 858 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,040 My name is honey boo boo. 859 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,040 I don't give a fuck. 860 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:16,800 I'm her mama and I got a big ass right. 861 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,800 I'm dating a pedophile. 862 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,800 Right there. 863 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,800 What did she date the pedophile? 864 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,800 That's why they canceled the show. 865 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,800 I thought so. 866 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,800 Yeah. 867 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,800 I mean, I could be wrong, but. 868 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,800 Let's just say we're right. 869 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,000 I mean, look, they they take advantage of that. 870 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,400 Again, like people like with Big Ed where he wants all the sympathy in the world, but 871 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,080 then he's just a complete douchebag throughout the entire thing. 872 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,600 But I mean, but he gets views. 873 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,640 Yeah, like they exploit people. 874 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,320 He's been on two seasons. 875 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,360 Oh, so they know. 876 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,360 So they're just doing it. 877 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,360 You know, yes. 878 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:53,360 They're not that he had the one girl from, uh, oh, where was it? 879 00:35:53,360 --> 00:36:01,040 Um, the Philippines, I think is where he went to meet his first 90 day fiance named Rose. 880 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:07,600 He basically played at the same Rose said with Matt, she moved to the Philippines. 881 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,640 He started dating Kate. 882 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,320 That'd be fucking wild. 883 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:16,280 But no, he was such an asshole to her and everything where he basically played like 884 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,880 mind games with her the entire time. 885 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,400 And then he broke up with her. 886 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,440 It doesn't look like the brightest one to be playing mind games, but he tries. 887 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440 Those are he's crayons. 888 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,400 I'm sorry, Big Ed, but come on. 889 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:34,120 And then he got with another girl for another series and they ended up breaking up. 890 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,320 They know they didn't stay to get explained. 891 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,320 Everybody. 892 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,960 They'll see you're full of shit. 893 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,600 That's why I said the learning channel, learn how to take care of it. 894 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,880 Like everybody's money. 895 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,680 Learn how to take advantage of, uh, people with probably like mental disorders or something. 896 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,920 You never know that they can have like something like seriously wrong with them. 897 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,920 Yeah. 898 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,400 Like impulse control, especially with people that are that heavy. 899 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,120 Well didn't they also have a hoarders? 900 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,120 Yeah, exactly. 901 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:01,520 Like, and like, oh, like at the end we help them out, but even so you still exploit them 902 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,520 all the way through. 903 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,440 Like the lady that Dr. Phil, exactly. 904 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,440 Just using people. 905 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:11,720 Well, there was an interview with Dr. Phil where I think he was on Rogan and Rogan asked 906 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,560 him about, um, what's her name? 907 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,560 The, uh, catch me outside girl. 908 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:21,040 All he did is put his head on it. 909 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,560 Cause he's like, he knew he made that monster. 910 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,560 He made her. 911 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,560 Yeah. 912 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,560 She was on his show first. 913 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,840 That's when she started that? 914 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:30,840 Yeah. 915 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,840 That's his fucking fucking outside. 916 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,840 How about that? 917 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,840 She probably beat the shit out of Dr. Phil. 918 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,400 He looked down and he's like, oh shit. 919 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,400 What about the guy that came out looking like Dr. Phil? 920 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,120 Oh, the guy that used to do bomb fights. 921 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,120 Yeah. 922 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,240 And he just, he did, he said like, I do the same shit you do. 923 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,240 Just use people for money. 924 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,240 Yeah. 925 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:51,720 And he's like, and he's like, he looked like a young version of Dr. Phil. 926 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,240 He'd like legit look like Dr. Phil. 927 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,640 That's hilarious. 928 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,080 Dr. Putn, he didn't know how he didn't even defend himself. 929 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,080 He just cut the interview short. 930 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,080 Yeah. 931 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,080 He's like, I'm not going to do this. 932 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,960 I'm not going to condone this conversation. 933 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:04,960 Like, oh, that means you lost. 934 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,960 Exactly. 935 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,400 Then he had the, he's had so many weird people on that damn show. 936 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,440 Like he's had that streamer that was on there that thought he was a robot. 937 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,880 They had, I'm like, oh my God, just crazy ass people. 938 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:18,880 Yeah. 939 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,360 I'll never believe those people that have people and they, they, they show all their 940 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,760 horrible stuff and then just for money and then they're fucking don't even help them 941 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,760 out. 942 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:27,760 Yeah. 943 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,360 Well, I did in South Park do an episode about that where it had butters or a Scrooge, a 944 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,680 Scrooge McBooger balls where he was on Maury or something like that. 945 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,600 And all those crazy weird looking people did the rounds of all the different talk show. 946 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,600 Not Scrooge McBooger. 947 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,280 That was where he had the fucking balls on his chin. 948 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,280 Okay. 949 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,280 Yeah. 950 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280 Yeah. 951 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,800 And like, uh, it was a weird, like a satire cause I don't know what they were trying to 952 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,800 say with it. 953 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,480 They were saying that they were exploiting those people. 954 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,480 Yes. 955 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,880 But at the same time in the thing, they were saying that the people being exploited wanted 956 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,840 to be exploited for the money. 957 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:57,840 So I'm real confused. 958 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,640 Cause it's showing the diagonal. 959 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,960 Like those people want the money cause they need the money cause we're also, they're going 960 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,960 to work. 961 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,320 And then you have the people that are taking advantage. 962 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,680 They're willing to pay them to be on the, yeah. 963 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:15,240 Like Maury where like the, the, the fears, like whenever they'd show the phobias where 964 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,240 it's like there was a lady that was. 965 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,920 I only knew Maury from like, you are not the father. 966 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,840 No, he used to do even crazier shit. 967 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,920 That shit was on every, every fucking Monday through Friday. 968 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,200 Like you are not the, like that shit was like, you could watch that shit 50 fucking times 969 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,200 a day. 970 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:32,520 Like you're like, I'm fucking run whenever it was. 971 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,880 You have to give props to the camera guy. 972 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,320 He kept up with them every time. 973 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,520 Like the experience of following them all. 974 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,000 But yeah, so that's extreme keepskates. 975 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Cool. 976 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,800 And I guess we're kind of exploiting them by talking about them. 977 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,800 I hope not. 978 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,800 Yeah. 979 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:48,800 I'm not making money off of them. 980 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,800 So yeah, that's a good point. 981 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,960 Well, no, we're not actually, we don't make a dime. 982 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,960 Exactly. 983 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,680 You can't feel too bad about it. 984 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,480 I guess not. 985 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,440 You don't get a dime from TLC. 986 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,440 I guess not. 987 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,440 That's true. 988 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,440 Fuck you TLC. 989 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,440 Give us some money. 990 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,480 No, they'd be more likely to copyright than they would. 991 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,480 Copyright strike. 992 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,480 I was like, oh, oh. 993 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,480 Did we get one for Constantine? 994 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,480 Yeah. 995 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,480 I'm like, what the fuck? 996 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,480 Yeah. 997 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,040 We got one for Constantine and I don't understand that one either. 998 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,040 They didn't say why? 999 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,040 No. 1000 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,040 Motherfuckers. 1001 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,040 No, it was for like a five seconds or something. 1002 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,040 Oh. 1003 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,320 For the five seconds of a bear dick? 1004 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,080 What is it that you saw that was still fucking offensive? 1005 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:36,800 Well, Google also considers some of the content that you've done. 1006 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,440 I haven't done anything. 1007 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,960 I have all I've done is spoken my mind as is permitted to me by the constitution of 1008 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,080 America. 1009 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,080 That's all I've done. 1010 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,280 You don't do anything just shocking. 1011 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:52,440 Hey man, I just, I just report the news. 1012 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:58,880 Not controversial, not like inappropriate, just shocking. 1013 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,520 That shit was too far apparently. 1014 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:06,560 I have not said a damn thing, but I'm the most fucking controversial. 1015 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:11,240 And you got it twice. 1016 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,240 I was born for it. 1017 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,240 And it wasn't even the same. 1018 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,240 It wasn't even the college videos twice. 1019 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,240 It was two different videos. 1020 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,240 It was a different thing? 1021 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,240 Damn, I'm amazing. 1022 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:22,720 They're shocking in quotations. 1023 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:29,840 Oh, well they're going to, they're going to see me a lot more. 1024 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,520 So I'll get ready to hold those fucking quotations all over. 1025 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:37,640 But anything else to add before we head out today? 1026 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,640 Yeah. 1027 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:44,400 If you're going to be frugal, have a reason for it. 1028 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,400 Buy a house, a car. 1029 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,400 Have a goal. 1030 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,760 Go over, don't just be cheap just to be cheap. 1031 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,720 Don't dumpster dive either. 1032 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:57,120 Go to those places that help people get food, you know, donations and stuff. 1033 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,800 Don't dumpster dive ever. 1034 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,520 You're the reason we have horrible diseases. 1035 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,600 When you keep doing weird shit like banging animals and eating dumpster food. 1036 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,960 This is how we get those mutated fucking diseases and viruses. 1037 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,960 The resistant virus. 1038 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:18,240 Yeah, those fucking unkillable fucking diseases that want to kill us because we're so fucking 1039 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,240 stupid. 1040 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,720 Look at this mushroom. 1041 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:23,360 Let me eat this fucking mushroom real quick. 1042 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,360 Then you fucking turn into a zombie. 1043 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,840 How's this going to start, the zombie? 1044 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,160 Yeah, it's going to be someone doing some weird shit. 1045 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:34,880 Like I've had this mushroom with this fucking weed and this brownie with a little bit of 1046 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:40,200 PCP and his fucking brain explodes. 1047 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,560 Just have some common sense is all I'm saying. 1048 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,560 Exactly. 1049 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:48,400 But to be honest, someone had to eat the food first to see if it was good or bad. 1050 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:52,120 So just got to have the dumbest people eat it. 1051 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,200 And then the smart people are like, don't eat that one. 1052 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:58,400 You trying to mark that off the list? 1053 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,880 Just throw people out in the woods back in the olden days, right? 1054 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,000 Eat this fucking fruit we found. 1055 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,920 And he fucking dies because it's a fucking poison mushroom. 1056 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,640 Well, not that one. 1057 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:09,640 Eat this. 1058 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:10,640 He just, oh, it's a banana. 1059 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,640 Mark that. 1060 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:12,640 That's good. 1061 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,400 And then it's a fucking like a fucking milk your mouth. 1062 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,400 But they eat lava. 1063 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,400 Like eat this. 1064 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,400 Oh, no, we can't have that. 1065 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,400 It's real hot. 1066 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,480 I guess we have to have testers in the world. 1067 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,480 That's true. 1068 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,800 It's true. 1069 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:31,680 But you know, now we have more advanced ways to test more common sense stuff. 1070 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,360 That's all I have to say. 1071 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,920 I hope it's not shocking or controversial. 1072 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:38,920 There will be. 1073 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:39,920 But sure. 1074 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:46,600 I want to kind of want to push the limits of what I'm going to say to see how far how 1075 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:52,920 shocking how YouTube, you know, that might actually increase our fucking viewership if 1076 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,480 I just keep getting fucking dogged on by YouTube. 1077 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,760 I have a right to say what I say. 1078 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,760 It's not hate speech. 1079 00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,760 It's not slurs. 1080 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,520 It's it's just my freedom of speech. 1081 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,520 It's just shocking. 1082 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,520 It's a shocking one. 1083 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,520 I talk about it. 1084 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,080 I'll talk to you guys on the next one. 1085 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:17,640 What is this fucking 1984?