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Episode one of Extreme Cheapskates.
How cheap can you go?
That's the motto of the fucking whole show.
How cheap and disgusting can you possibly be?
I'm assuming it's pretty bad.
Yeah, it's real bad.
Episode one off the bat is fucking horrendous.
If that's number one, I can't imagine the season finale.
It's like three seasons long.
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So episode one, season one of Extreme Cheapskate starts with a woman by the name Kate, a super
regular name, American name Kate.
Last name is Hachimoto.
So quite the day.
Like, OK.
I feel like if you were Hispanic, your last name is Rodriguez and your first name is Steve.
My name is Steve Rodriguez.
My name is Jim Rodriguez.
Jim Rodriguez.
They can't help it when they say that.
They can say Jim normal, but they can't say the other one.
Hernandez.
Gonzalez.
I come from Nicaragua.
They always say that word like that.
Just make sure you say the full word.
Hey, man, I'm not saying the N word.
Come on now.
It's a country.
I didn't name it.
Like people that are dying.
Whenever you show them the name of the country, Niger.
Oh, yeah.
It is real bad.
All right.
So she lives in New York.
I'm guessing this is back in 08 because I didn't have the date on the video.
It was on Tubi.
Tubi has so much just rare treasures.
So it's quite the truth.
I'm doing some of the randomest shit you've ever seen in your life.
Tubi is a gold mine.
I watched lingerie mixed martial arts.
It was fucking volume 42.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Some of the weirdest shit on there.
So the whole series is about these people that live very frugally, like to such an excessive
degree that they are able to be on a TV show.
That's the only way I can explain it.
They're so cheap that they garnered them attention from TLC.
I guess when the show came out, it was on TLC.
See, next you're going to see Big Ed.
He's going to start doing the cheapskate stuff too, so that way he can stay popular.
Is he a cheapskate?
No, he's on that 90 Day Fiance.
Oh, is this that one guy?
Yeah, the big fat guy with no name.
I always thought he was taller until I saw him.
I'm like, man, you're like 4'3".
What the fuck?
He's shorter than I am.
I feel like a fucking brick.
That thing about proportion in TV shows is like legit because when I saw him, I'm like,
wait a minute.
Let me call this a big ad.
No, not a big ad.
I got a small dick though.
I can't even look down.
My neck.
Looks like a mountain range.
Sorry, Big Ed, but you know, come on.
He deserves it.
Is he an asshole?
Yeah.
Good.
Doesn't he deserve it?
So off the bat, anytime Kate Achimota goes to a bathroom in a public place, after she's
done using the paper towels, she puts those shit in her pocket.
I'm keeping all these used paper towels that I use.
So that's off the bat, the first thing you see her do.
I guess I get it.
I used to put paper towels, but like fresh ones in my pocket in case I needed them, but
not one I just use, but that's her deal.
So that's already number one is the first thing she did on the first like three minutes
into the episode.
So she has never in her life bought furniture.
Any furniture she's had has been either a hand me down or from dumpster diving.
So she just goes out of her way.
See out of the two hand me down is fine.
Yeah.
Dumpster diving?
No, because that's where you get the bugs and the fucking bed bugs especially.
And they are like the most immune creature to getting fucking destroyed.
They will ruin a house.
They will ruin a marriage.
The whole like a happy, you know, a mom, dad and three kids, the whole family will be ruined.
Divorce.
They will get separated.
The kids hate their parents all because of bed bugs.
I promise you they will ruin them fucking life.
So she only pays.
She lives in New York.
She has a condo fully paid for.
I don't know what.
I don't know where she got it or how she got it.
Right.
It's all she has is like, I was like, I was, I was living actually.
She only pays $200 a month in living expenses.
That's it.
In New York?
Yes.
Oh, the condo is like, like controlled.
Where the fuck did she get the condo?
That's what I was thinking.
Like where the fuck did she get this place?
Like it's set.
Like she's good.
If all she's paying is $200 a month, that's like phenomenal.
But then you find out why.
Yeah, because all she pays on the house is real estate taxes and condo fees.
So good.
When you get to her house, she shows the cameraman around and she's got a makeshift couch.
It's just two fucking mats wrapped in plastic on like a metal frame.
That's her couch.
This is my couch is like in the corner.
There's a fucking table blocking it.
No one would sit on this couch because there's no leg room.
It's like a shitty bed, but it's not her bed.
Her bed is on the floor in the corner made up of just two yoga mats and like just a blanket
over it.
This is where I sleep.
This is where, this is where the magic happens.
It doesn't cause I don't think she never said anything about a boyfriend.
Now, well, to be fair, if it was a tatami mat, it would make more sense.
I know.
She said it was two yoga mats.
Or just like in my mind, I'm trying to think if she's trying to recreate a traditional
Japanese house.
Oh, maybe.
No, because no.
No, you know what?
Kind of like the one on the floor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not really a bed.
It's just just a mat.
Yeah, man.
She's breaking the floorboards on those mats with the other fucking just saying.
Go through the floor.
Yeah.
I can leave a dent in the neighbors cave right in the day comes right to the fucking bottom
of the fucking.
It's like, God, that fucking butt she comes in through from her ass, coming skin slammed
down.
So, yeah, her bed is basically just two yoga mats.
That's it.
It looks like it's a bed.
It's fine.
As long as you're comfortable.
I've seen people sleep on fucking benches and.
Yeah.
These are my friend.
You saw always come over, right?
I sleep in my bed.
That's the tradition.
You sleep on the floor and he would wake up the next morning.
Like, like, like he's been sleeping in the woods for three days.
He used to wake up, just all beat the shit off the floor.
I mean, thinking about it, my head is usually.
And I'm like, good morning, Freddy.
But hey, man, I'm not taking my best.
He used to just he used to wake up just the.
He used to wake up like he was 40.
We were like 15.
He's like, oh, I have some rough floorboards.
I can't get over it.
I'm remembering it in my head.
He just wakes up right to do a push up just to get up off the floor.
You don't want to spend the.
You don't want to share the bed with her.
Hell no.
It was a fucking kid's bed.
I have I had a kid's bed for years, like one of those twin beds, the tiny ones.
There's no room for both of us.
You don't want to spend fucking dick to dick or dick to ass.
Either way, it's all fucking terrible.
You don't want to go to ask that if you go ask if he went like foot to head, one of our
feet would be in one's mouth, sucking toes or something.
You wake up in the morning.
The worst was when I had like five friends over one time and everyone was sleeping on
the floor but me.
Right.
And one of my friends wakes up in the middle of the night.
He looks up because I had an AC.
Right.
And he looks up and he's like, oh, he called there and he lays on top of our friend, Cody.
For the rest of the night, he just lays right on top of him.
He woke up out of a dead sleep.
He's like, Cody, cold air.
And he fell right back asleep on him.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Because he was hot and Cody fell asleep with him on top of him for the whole night.
Oh, go.
Hey, man, I got wild in there.
It's like a fucking sauna.
I'm fucking sweating playing playing Crimson Sky till three in the morning.
I'm having nervous PTSD from the battle from the fucking plane wars.
Like all these fucking dog fights.
They're taking it out of me.
OK, so she's got a dishwasher, but she doesn't use it at all.
All she uses it for is storage.
That's every Asian family, so that's fine.
I had no idea.
Cool.
Dishwasher is your hands.
And she has a stove that she had disconnected.
Like I didn't want this stove because she didn't want it.
She said it was too expensive to have it because the minimum fee is 1750 a month just to have
it turned on with the gas.
So she's like, that's too expensive for me.
Let me shut this stove.
So she has this little electric stove that she puts on top of the that she has in the
storage of the dishwasher that she uses to cook all her food.
So I'm like, OK, 1750 is too much for her.
OK, she's only spending $20.
She never said what her job is, by the way.
But I'm like, there has to be a reason to be this frugal for something you want to attain,
right?
You can't die with this money unless you want the most extravagant funeral or unless she
donates it to charity or does something noble.
I don't understand people being this fucking cheap for no reason.
You know what I mean?
Like, give me a reason why you're this cheap.
I would understand.
Yeah.
But just to be cheap, just to be cheap.
What's the point?
OK.
So she hasn't she at the time of the fucking episode, she says she hasn't washed her clothes
in eight years.
So she hasn't done laundry in eight years.
You don't have to be a chiefs care to do clothes, though.
Yeah.
What she would do is while she's showered, she would use the excess water on the floor
of the shower of the tub and she would wash the clothes on that.
Yeah.
So as she's done, she's taking extremely long showers.
Well, it would be like one like one item article of clothing for the day, I guess.
Like it wasn't like a whole fucking pile of clothes, but she would shower.
Then the excess water she would fucking and then she would hang the clothes up on the
fucking hook of the the the the shower curtain, the rim, I guess.
The rod.
Yeah, the rod.
So I'm like, all right, whatever.
And she hasn't she hasn't bought clothes in eight years either.
Or no, but maybe I messed that up.
I think I went too far.
No, she doesn't she doesn't do laundry.
She washes while she showers.
She hasn't bought clothes in eight years.
So she's got she's at a steady rate, I guess, because her clothes sort of fit.
Not really.
You'll find out why.
The last time she bought underwear was 1998.
Oh, so that from 2008 to 1998, 10 years apparently.
Good God.
Those fucking those must have some war scars.
Her fucking under drawers just fucking wrecked.
That stains bound on them.
The stains so embedded into the fucking fabric of the clothes, they don't come off anymore.
That's the color now.
That's what I'm thinking.
She's had she's so she's had this pair of shorts she has right.
Yeah.
That she says is nineteen ninety five.
And the band on the elastic band of these fucking shorts have just blown out.
They are done.
There's once the elastic blows out of the fucking clothes.
You know, they don't come back.
Right.
So she takes the binder clips and she clips it on and then she puts it on.
She like ties it and so she can keep the shorts on like a little mini belt, I guess.
So yeah, that's how she keeps using the same shorts she's had in ninety five.
Good God.
They're like just blown to hell.
But she's the elastic is just worn out.
Looks like a horse asshole and just fucking destroyed.
I got a 50 year hooker asshole.
This one was weird.
She doesn't believe in paying for toiletries.
So she's like shampoo, soap, toothbrush, all that stuff.
You shouldn't pay for that stuff.
So she apparently she goes out of what she joins mailing lists or she'll look online
for like promotional events and she'll sign up for those.
She'll do everything she can to get sample items instead of just buying the toiletries.
So she'll go out of her way and go to a promotional event that'll probably last like three hours
just to get some free samples.
I'm like, why don't you just don't waste the time, but whatever.
So she has this fucking box just full of samples, shampoo and soap and fucking perfumes and
fucking razors.
I'm like, God dang.
So she just has an endless amount of samples that she has.
Right.
And she doesn't use toilet paper.
To be fair, what she does is normal if you had a bidet.
But she all she does is soap and water.
To clean her booty hole.
No cloth, no nothing, just soap and water.
I'm like, OK, fine.
That's pretty clean, though.
OK.
But how do you wipe the excess water?
Maybe she just let air drys it.
I don't know.
Spreads the cheeks.
Spreads the cheeks and probably dumps the water into the fucking tub so she can wash
some more clothes.
She cuts her own hair, which is, I guess, for a woman, probably not as normal.
Not as normal, but that's not super crazy.
Right.
Because I know that haircuts for women go up into the two hundred dollars.
Yeah, like she was saying.
So that makes a little somewhat sense.
So here's...
Oh God.
Here's her big one.
All that stuff is fine, I guess.
Not really.
Not really, no.
Especially if I go to her house and I take a fucking massive dump.
And I'm like, where's the toilet paper?
And she's like, here you go.
And she's like, this tiny bar of soap and this fucking little canister of water.
This jug of water.
And I'm like...
You're going to get lost up here.
Yeah, like I'm going to lose this.
First of all, how do I wipe my, like wipe the soap with my finger?
That's gross.
At least put it on a paper towel first and then wipe.
You know what I mean?
Or like a wet wipe.
Like put some soap on a wet...
You don't want to share the same little bar of soap?
No.
Do like a wet wipe with soap on an angel.
Maybe I'm going to be dragging it through shit.
That's what I...
I guess that is pretty gross, actually.
That's what she's saying she does.
Her fingers must reek.
All right.
So the big thing, the big terrible thing she does to me anyway, is that she doesn't pay
for food.
She's like, all these high end grocery stores in upstate, all they do is just throw pretty
edible food into the dumpster.
So I just go in there and dive for it.
So she dives, he dumpster dives for all her food.
She doesn't pay for any food.
And she says that she eats food that can be like months or years expired.
And it's totally okay with her.
Like people get freaked out because the expiration is so close, but you can eat food months or
days or years after I have.
And I'm like, wow.
Fuck.
See, she's going to be the one that has those tapeworms like we read about last week.
Oh yeah.
This is patient zero.
Oh yeah, that's probably her doing the video.
This is how you get worms.
Here's how fucking meticulous and experienced she is.
I shouldn't say meticulous, but how experienced she is dumpster diving.
She says that the store managers don't like her dumpster diving.
They don't like people dumpster diving in the back of their, I guess it looks weird
to the customers or whatever.
So she figures if she dresses more like a homeless person, they'll show more sympathy
and let her dumpster dive.
So she goes out, she actually has her dumpster dive clothes, raggedy, like it used to be
white, now it's slight brown shirt.
Like it used to, you could tell it used to be white and now it's like just full of holes,
just brown stain and her fucking little short shorts that she wears with the elastic band
blown out.
And she goes fucking dumpster diving.
Here's where it gets bad.
So she's having her friend Matt from school over, which by looking at their interaction,
I'm pretty sure they fucked before because it's kind of weird, right?
Yeah, but imagine that.
So you know how gross that would be?
Well, so she's having her friend Matt and his girlfriend come over like an old friend,
man.
Come on over, man.
It's been so long.
She was used to a cell phone, right?
Like a pretty high end looking cell phone.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't hers.
There's no way.
It's probably one of the camera crews or somebody's phone that she'd let them borrow or that they
let her borrow because there's all this living and I'm sure you don't have a normal phone.
Yeah, so if you have a phone, then you've done ruin the entire cheapskate thing.
Yeah, pretty much.
And so she's like, well, let me get some good food for them.
So she goes to dumpster dive to make food for when they come over.
So she's she finds like she likes to find packages of food.
So she found like turkey.
She found chicken.
She found grapes, lettuce, just lettuce thrown into a dumpster loose.
And she's like, yeah, everything with all the fruit was loose.
The tomato, this tomato still looks pretty good.
She found a fucking carrot cake that was complete, right?
Like it was in the wrapping and it was in the cover.
It had everything.
She found a box and when she opened it, there was one last piece of chocolate cake.
This chocolate cake still looks good.
And so she fucking just gets all this fucking and one of the store managers in the store,
right?
She's like, you can't be doing that.
She's like, oh, it's OK.
I'm just I'll close it back up here in a little bit.
I'm just dumpster diving.
And so you can't be doing that shit.
But then she says, like, oh, once it hits the curb, apparently it's public property.
So they can't really do much about it.
That's what she said.
So she didn't give a shit.
So she's fucking grabbing all the food, trying to eat it.
She's going, she wasn't doing that.
But she imagined her eating it while they're trying to chase her.
So she goes back to her house.
She gets her fucking stove, little electric stove.
She puts a pot and then she dumps all the food that was in the package, like the chicken
and the beans and rice and stuff.
She dumped it into one.
She wants to make a medley to get warm enough for him.
And then in another pot, she found a bunch of chicken fried rice.
So she's cooking all that.
So it's two different pots of food.
And that food looks fucking disgusting.
Maybe it's a description.
Maybe because I know it's dumpster food.
But even if this stuff's like I'll tell you how I knew it was disgusting.
Like it was disgusting before.
Right.
But when you see that what they do with the food, I'm like, wow.
They didn't they didn't have any red flags.
So Matt and his girlfriend, I think her name is Rose.
I can't write it down.
Yeah.
His girlfriend Rose, they come over.
Right.
And the minute they come in, she's showing him like, oh, here's my bed.
Here's my fucking couch.
You know, all this just weird stuff.
Right.
And Rose and Matt just look fucking drenched in sweat.
And I'm like, damn, they good.
They're Caucasian.
So that they got hot immediately is what it looked like.
And it turns out that she doesn't have an AC.
She doesn't pay for AC.
I don't know what she does in the summer in New York, of all places.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like fucking over 100 degrees.
Right.
Yeah.
But Rose, like she visibly got redder and redder as the little sequence went on.
So I got to step outside real quick.
She had a fucking cold ass bottle of water that production probably gave her because
I'm sure Kate didn't have any fresh water.
I know damn well she didn't have any fresh water.
And she's in the corner, she's in the down the hall.
The hall is colder than the fucking building.
Yeah, because it's got the AC coming from the other apartment.
And then fucking Kate, she's sweating a little bit.
I don't think she was sweating from out of nervousness more than just.
Just hot?
Yeah.
She's just used to the heat.
But they're fucking, and Matt's got this fucking long ass green like, oh fuck, what did I
walk into?
What did I do?
Trying to meet an old flame that he probably had a crush on.
Because to be honest, Kate was kind of cute.
He thought he was going to get a three way.
But man, she is crazy.
So she brings the food out.
And of course the table is just a makeshift bullshit table.
The fucking chairs are some random fucking objects she found around the fucking store,
around her apartment.
There's no fucking table really.
And she dips back into the kitchen, Kate does, to do some other stuff.
And they're looking at the food.
I'm like, huh, that looks weird.
And they're looking at the rice.
And so Kate's like, there's some turkey in that one.
It's a medley.
It's because they wonder why the food is all smashed together in one pot.
It's a medley.
I'm a great cook.
And you see Matt take the fucking spoon, right?
The portion spoon, I guess.
I forgot to call it, like the spoon that you use.
Everybody uses the communal spoon to get the food.
And he fucking hits the top of the food, right?
And it sounds like it's hard as a fucking rock.
The food doesn't move at all.
And I'm like, oh, that's how I knew this food was fucking bad.
It was bad, bad.
Because he fucking hit that shit.
It looked like it was fucking, just like it all melted into one fucking unit.
That's what it looked like when he did it.
The only thing that was like, it was like, it was all dry.
So he couldn't even fucking break the fucking crust.
The only thing that was wet was the fucking turkey.
So like a meatloaf turkey.
So he fucking got a spoonful of that, put it on his plate.
And then Rose got a spoonful and put it on her plate.
They started chewing it, right?
And they're like, this is odd.
And Kate was wrong for this, but she didn't tell him it was dumpster dive food until they
started eating.
Because they're like, she did explain to them that I like to dumpster dive.
That's how I get my food.
I don't know why they didn't get two and two together.
Because they didn't think, oh, this bitch is not crazy.
And now she wouldn't give us dumpster food.
No.
Because he's like, Matt was flat out like, where'd you get this food?
And Kate's like, it's a surprise.
Ha ha ha.
You dirty bitch.
Because she knew.
That's how you know that she knows it's fucked up.
Yeah.
Because she tried to hide it.
Like you knew it was fucked up.
If you didn't care, right?
Come on, I went to the dumpster.
I have some grapes.
You know what I mean?
But she knew it was wrong.
So she didn't say anything.
You mean you wouldn't eat some grapes out of the dumpster?
Yeah, because I want hepatitis B. BCND.
BCD and the new one, that I fucking make in my body is patient zero.
I imagine being patient, patient zero of a new illness.
I'm doing that kind of shit.
You will be.
You already got shit on your hands.
You're touching the food.
Oh my God.
You're right.
She never cleans her hand.
Oh, I just thought about that.
Her hands was fucking.
Just rancid.
And they fucking they they grab the rice, right?
And you can just feel that it's dry.
Looking at it and they're like real sale.
All the food was stale.
It tasted off.
And the worst part is they're like she's like, oh, it's all dumpster dive food.
And Rose like, can I go to the bathroom real quick?
So you got no toilet paper.
You better take a shit.
She goes to the bathroom.
They come back, right?
And they have dessert after they had that hurt.
They didn't even eat any of the day.
They took like two bites.
Well, they thought, OK, it's a pre-made cake.
She couldn't have done to die for this.
Yeah, because when they tasted the chocolate cake, she was stale, too.
She had the grapes that she found on a table like fucking the chocolate cake, the fucking
carrot cake that was all fucking mad.
Let's put a fist.
I fucked this job.
And probably they had to throw it out.
The fucking chocolate cake was missing like chunks of the top of it because it was like
a like the like crusted falling off or some shit.
And they're like, you know, they took a bite and the chocolate cake and it's fucking stale,
too.
And so they're just like, well, we had a great time.
It's time for us to go.
And they leave and they're like fucking Rose was like, yeah, I probably hang out with her
again.
But we'd have to go to a restaurant, you know, with real sanitary food.
Yeah.
And I'm like, and the fucking Kate, I guess they told Kate that because you know when
they do like the interviews just by the with the person in between like the fucking sequences
of them interacting, they were doing that.
And Kate's like, yeah, I'd probably go to a restaurant, but they had to pay for my food.
Because, you know, in case I'm not eating, I'm not paying for my own food.
That's what Kate said.
She said unless the only way she'd go to a restaurant is that they would pay for her
specifically.
So that was that was Kate Hachimoto.
That was the last I can't believe Rose said they would hang out.
I would be like, bitch, I would never see you again.
I would fucking sue her for feeding me dumpster.
I mean, it's the other would you not would I would be with her shit hands that.
Yeah, that made it worse.
Now that I think about it, those grapes probably fucking taste a little tinge.
Mostly.
Yeah.
These taste like corn.
But that would be that.
That was that's the most that's that's like a line you can't cross.
You can't give someone food from a fucking dumpster and then I'd be then like be shocked
when they ask you like, what's this food can for?
Oh, it's a surprise.
Well, mostly whenever you consider that, I don't know if they do that in New York City
because they probably are not allowed to.
But at certain places here in Oklahoma, they actually pour chemicals on the food.
Yeah, my manager used to do that all the time.
Yeah.
And the dumpster.
She would put the food right.
It would be like they wouldn't even.
OK, so it was sealed, right?
Yeah.
It'd be like candy and all this stuff would be sealed.
It's like a barely a day over.
Right.
And these poor homeless people, they go to the back to try to get that right.
She'd go out her way to dump bleach.
Yes.
I'm like, damn, bitch, just let these people have some fucking food.
But they do that here where I like if it comes to like if it's open food, they do it for
animals so that way animals don't get into it.
Because if you have something extremely like that, fabulous or something, it's so strong
that animals don't get around strong as fuck.
They'll knock you out.
That's why I can slowly use it.
I didn't leave my place.
But but to go out and look for her to go out.
Like she went out of her way.
Like we didn't do that at our store.
She would go out her way just to fuck with homeless people.
She would probably open the packages, dump them in and then fucking.
Kate couldn't go through that shit.
No, she wouldn't.
Well, she probably would.
Like I could just wash this stuff off and then, you know, wash my clothes with the chemicals.
Use the bleach off of the thing.
Yeah.
She would have like like I don't understand cheapskates.
Like the whole concept, right?
Yeah.
It's like why be cheap if you have no end goal?
Right.
Like if you're trying to save up for something.
Yeah, like if I wanted to spend like three thousand dollars on a new PS5, which because
I can't find it for retail, that would be me being cheap, right?
Right.
But it wouldn't be to that extreme.
No, it wouldn't be me.
Why?
I wait till episode two.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, there's two of them.
Yeah, it's just like they couldn't have enough content for one full episode.
OK, so they have two guys on that.
That's just a cheap together.
Oh, like who's cheaper?
That would be funny.
It's like, are you willing to go dumpster diving the way Kate did?
I need your hepatitis C. That dumpster.
That was crazy.
And when we'd be willing to do that.
Well, if I remember right, there's an episode later on that I have seen that would make
you want to vomit.
Oh, that bad, huh?
Well, the way she cooks.
Oh, bad.
She uses the same water on the stove for months on end.
She boils like spaghetti in it.
Oh, like like a perpetual still.
Yeah.
Over and over and over and over and over with the different spaghetti's.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, we're so gloopy because of the start.
Whatever her kids don't need all the pasta sauce and stuff, she puts it back into the
jar.
Oh, God.
God.
What is wrong with people?
What is what is your end game?
And they had a sports get together with her husband.
He brought his friends over and they turned off the TV for the commercials.
Wow.
How would they know when the fucking came back?
Game back.
Just turn it back on.
Just hoping the game would be back on.
Yeah.
There's no way I would hang out with people like that.
Like that.
And he had friends over that day and they have one light bulb for the house.
She takes it out.
She moves it around.
Oh my God.
People are fucking weird.
Wait till you see that episode.
I will get to it eventually.
Three episodes at a time.
Oh, man, I swear.
Just nasty ass people.
There's this other one that went my 600 pound life.
I haven't seen it, but on TikTok they keep showing the doctor and the doctor's funny.
Yeah, the doctor is the most savage motherfucker that's ever lived.
Because he's not even American, I don't think, because he's got an accent.
And he like he's so brutally honest.
This one woman said, I think because I was using nonfat ranch dressing on my salad, that's
why I was gaining weight.
And he's like, I use a gallon of ranch dressing.
I'm like, God.
This other woman said that sometimes, because I can't move around that often, I just reach
for whatever is closest to me.
That's what I eat.
And he's like, so apparently a pizza is closer to you than a salad or some shit like that.
It's easier to walk to a pizza than a salad.
I'm like, damn.
That's why they kept him on too, probably because he was just fucking brutal and they
were loving it.
But if you dealt with those kind of people every day, and it's not to say that anybody
that's just a little bit overweight is one thing.
When you get to the 600 pound level and up, you're trying to get yourself.
Like you are like it takes effort.
I know.
I'm a fucking gluten and I'm not nowhere near 600 pounds.
Right.
Like there's a difference between being overweight and being like, what the fuck is that?
Like the what is it?
The thousand pound sisters?
There was a there was one episode of 600 pound life.
The brother was like at 580.
Right.
The sister got on the scale, right.
And she was 800.
She's like, damn, damn.
Right.
The same.
I was like 580 was heavy.
Heavy, heavy.
But she was 800.
How the fuck can you still she was still walking around.
Really?
She must be like off.
But if she got her to work right, she must the best fucking lineman in a football game
be knocking motherfuckers down.
You know how much she could lift?
Probably 800 pounds.
Exactly.
Oh yeah.
Because she's such she might if she loses weight, she could probably kick a tree down.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Those bones are so fucking different.
Like them so fucking thick.
Fucking kicking Anderson Silva's legs in somebody.
You see, she can go into MMA or UFC.
Man you lay on top of somebody, probably kill him.
No after if she was to lose weight.
She would lose all that weight.
Yeah.
They go to go fight her.
It's like, can't even lift her up.
She's so fucking thick.
Look it off me girl.
Boom.
That would be funny.
Yeah, but that whole being that over obese is just like that's not a good life.
They just they look so sad.
I mean like what or if you look like I know that now one of the 600 pound sisters or 1000
pound sisters, one Tammy, she's lost weight now, but she was so big she was almost closing
her eyes.
I was like she could like her eyes were like well her forehead was caved in starting to
come in.
All right.
Maybe she's a boxer.
All those punches, you know, they give you those puffy eyes.
I know who you're talking about.
Yeah.
Like her face was really like, like, like her whole sheet was so like full of fat.
Yeah.
It was like, like her eyes were shutting up.
I haven't seen a fat forehead.
Huh?
Like it's fat on the forehead.
I don't know man.
You just got to lose some weight people.
Come on.
You got to lose some weight.
I mean, I'm big, but I move every day.
Big as hell too.
But I'm not like going to fall over and not be able to get back up.
You know, you're too big whenever you start waddling.
Oh yeah.
And then you get into like a rhythm where you can't get up.
It's like I'm stuck.
I'm too fat.
Help me.
I got the baby.
You know, you're too big when you're like when I'm not sure.
I've never been that big, so I don't know what being too big is.
It's like I leave my fucking shoe untied.
I don't give a fuck.
Damn, I'm not going down there to tie it.
That's when you know you're like, oh fuck all that.
You get the slip bones?
Oh yeah.
They probably wear sandals and slip bones all the time.
Crocs.
I don't know.
That shit's just terrible to be that heavy.
It's like seeing dogs that heavy, right?
Yeah.
And then you see them move all that way and how much more fucking happy they are.
Yeah.
And they're all just fucking rotundus.
Like, oh, this is my life.
And then they lose like all that way and they're just like, boom, they're just fucking moving.
I got to lose some weight now.
TLC takes advantage of these people.
Yeah.
Like they fucking just put them out there like all tender loving care.
Is that what it's called Ray?
The channel?
I don't know.
I know what actual TLC is.
The loving channel?
The learning channel.
That's what it is.
The learning channel.
I think so.
Yeah.
Learn how to take advantage of these motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Like they never helped out, you know, honey boo boo or nothing like that.
That fat little bitch.
My name is honey boo boo.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm her mama and I got a big ass right.
I'm dating a pedophile.
Right there.
What did she date the pedophile?
That's why they canceled the show.
I thought so.
Yeah.
I mean, I could be wrong, but.
Let's just say we're right.
I mean, look, they they take advantage of that.
Again, like people like with Big Ed where he wants all the sympathy in the world, but
then he's just a complete douchebag throughout the entire thing.
But I mean, but he gets views.
Yeah, like they exploit people.
He's been on two seasons.
Oh, so they know.
So they're just doing it.
You know, yes.
They're not that he had the one girl from, uh, oh, where was it?
Um, the Philippines, I think is where he went to meet his first 90 day fiance named Rose.
He basically played at the same Rose said with Matt, she moved to the Philippines.
He started dating Kate.
That'd be fucking wild.
But no, he was such an asshole to her and everything where he basically played like
mind games with her the entire time.
And then he broke up with her.
It doesn't look like the brightest one to be playing mind games, but he tries.
Those are he's crayons.
I'm sorry, Big Ed, but come on.
And then he got with another girl for another series and they ended up breaking up.
They know they didn't stay to get explained.
Everybody.
They'll see you're full of shit.
That's why I said the learning channel, learn how to take care of it.
Like everybody's money.
Learn how to take advantage of, uh, people with probably like mental disorders or something.
You never know that they can have like something like seriously wrong with them.
Yeah.
Like impulse control, especially with people that are that heavy.
Well didn't they also have a hoarders?
Yeah, exactly.
Like, and like, oh, like at the end we help them out, but even so you still exploit them
all the way through.
Like the lady that Dr. Phil, exactly.
Just using people.
Well, there was an interview with Dr. Phil where I think he was on Rogan and Rogan asked
him about, um, what's her name?
The, uh, catch me outside girl.
All he did is put his head on it.
Cause he's like, he knew he made that monster.
He made her.
Yeah.
She was on his show first.
That's when she started that?
Yeah.
That's his fucking fucking outside.
How about that?
She probably beat the shit out of Dr. Phil.
He looked down and he's like, oh shit.
What about the guy that came out looking like Dr. Phil?
Oh, the guy that used to do bomb fights.
Yeah.
And he just, he did, he said like, I do the same shit you do.
Just use people for money.
Yeah.
And he's like, and he's like, he looked like a young version of Dr. Phil.
He'd like legit look like Dr. Phil.
That's hilarious.
Dr. Putn, he didn't know how he didn't even defend himself.
He just cut the interview short.
Yeah.
He's like, I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to condone this conversation.
Like, oh, that means you lost.
Exactly.
Then he had the, he's had so many weird people on that damn show.
Like he's had that streamer that was on there that thought he was a robot.
They had, I'm like, oh my God, just crazy ass people.
Yeah.
I'll never believe those people that have people and they, they, they show all their
horrible stuff and then just for money and then they're fucking don't even help them
out.
Yeah.
Well, I did in South Park do an episode about that where it had butters or a Scrooge, a
Scrooge McBooger balls where he was on Maury or something like that.
And all those crazy weird looking people did the rounds of all the different talk show.
Not Scrooge McBooger.
That was where he had the fucking balls on his chin.
Okay.
Yeah.
And like, uh, it was a weird, like a satire cause I don't know what they were trying to
say with it.
They were saying that they were exploiting those people.
Yes.
But at the same time in the thing, they were saying that the people being exploited wanted
to be exploited for the money.
So I'm real confused.
Cause it's showing the diagonal.
Like those people want the money cause they need the money cause we're also, they're going
to work.
And then you have the people that are taking advantage.
They're willing to pay them to be on the, yeah.
Like Maury where like the, the, the fears, like whenever they'd show the phobias where
it's like there was a lady that was.
I only knew Maury from like, you are not the father.
No, he used to do even crazier shit.
That shit was on every, every fucking Monday through Friday.
Like you are not the, like that shit was like, you could watch that shit 50 fucking times
a day.
Like you're like, I'm fucking run whenever it was.
You have to give props to the camera guy.
He kept up with them every time.
Like the experience of following them all.
But yeah, so that's extreme keepskates.
Cool.
And I guess we're kind of exploiting them by talking about them.
I hope not.
Yeah.
I'm not making money off of them.
So yeah, that's a good point.
Well, no, we're not actually, we don't make a dime.
Exactly.
You can't feel too bad about it.
I guess not.
You don't get a dime from TLC.
I guess not.
That's true.
Fuck you TLC.
Give us some money.
No, they'd be more likely to copyright than they would.
Copyright strike.
I was like, oh, oh.
Did we get one for Constantine?
Yeah.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
We got one for Constantine and I don't understand that one either.
They didn't say why?
No.
Motherfuckers.
No, it was for like a five seconds or something.
Oh.
For the five seconds of a bear dick?
What is it that you saw that was still fucking offensive?
Well, Google also considers some of the content that you've done.
I haven't done anything.
I have all I've done is spoken my mind as is permitted to me by the constitution of
America.
That's all I've done.
You don't do anything just shocking.
Hey man, I just, I just report the news.
Not controversial, not like inappropriate, just shocking.
That shit was too far apparently.
I have not said a damn thing, but I'm the most fucking controversial.
And you got it twice.
I was born for it.
And it wasn't even the same.
It wasn't even the college videos twice.
It was two different videos.
It was a different thing?
Damn, I'm amazing.
They're shocking in quotations.
Oh, well they're going to, they're going to see me a lot more.
So I'll get ready to hold those fucking quotations all over.
But anything else to add before we head out today?
Yeah.
If you're going to be frugal, have a reason for it.
Buy a house, a car.
Have a goal.
Go over, don't just be cheap just to be cheap.
Don't dumpster dive either.
Go to those places that help people get food, you know, donations and stuff.
Don't dumpster dive ever.
You're the reason we have horrible diseases.
When you keep doing weird shit like banging animals and eating dumpster food.
This is how we get those mutated fucking diseases and viruses.
The resistant virus.
Yeah, those fucking unkillable fucking diseases that want to kill us because we're so fucking
stupid.
Look at this mushroom.
Let me eat this fucking mushroom real quick.
Then you fucking turn into a zombie.
How's this going to start, the zombie?
Yeah, it's going to be someone doing some weird shit.
Like I've had this mushroom with this fucking weed and this brownie with a little bit of
PCP and his fucking brain explodes.
Just have some common sense is all I'm saying.
Exactly.
But to be honest, someone had to eat the food first to see if it was good or bad.
So just got to have the dumbest people eat it.
And then the smart people are like, don't eat that one.
You trying to mark that off the list?
Just throw people out in the woods back in the olden days, right?
Eat this fucking fruit we found.
And he fucking dies because it's a fucking poison mushroom.
Well, not that one.
Eat this.
He just, oh, it's a banana.
Mark that.
That's good.
And then it's a fucking like a fucking milk your mouth.
But they eat lava.
Like eat this.
Oh, no, we can't have that.
It's real hot.
I guess we have to have testers in the world.
That's true.
It's true.
But you know, now we have more advanced ways to test more common sense stuff.
That's all I have to say.
I hope it's not shocking or controversial.
There will be.
But sure.
I want to kind of want to push the limits of what I'm going to say to see how far how
shocking how YouTube, you know, that might actually increase our fucking viewership if
I just keep getting fucking dogged on by YouTube.
I have a right to say what I say.
It's not hate speech.
It's not slurs.
It's it's just my freedom of speech.
It's just shocking.
It's a shocking one.
I talk about it.
I'll talk to you guys on the next one.
What is this fucking 1984?