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Tonight we are going back to the early 2000s, late 90s to Digimon, the competitor to Pokemon.
We're going to be going over the DigiDestined today.
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All righty, so we have the DigiDestined.
The DigiDestined.
The hackers we call them nowadays.
Kind of, yeah.
Obviously this comes from Digimon, the competitor to Pokemon.
The one that actually had a little bit more, what would you call it, stakes involved.
Oh yeah, there's always world ending problems.
Compared to Pokemon.
So if I don't get this badge, I can't advance.
If we don't sell this Digimon, the whole world will collapse.
All right, so the DigiDestined, or in Japanese, Erabashi Kadomo, which is literally the chosen
child, is what it translates to, are a subset of tamers who serve as the primary heroes
on several portions of the Digimon series.
They're referred to as a DigiChosen in Brazil.
So they have a different name in Brazil.
They just took ours, right?
The Digimon, the DigiDestined, they took their fucking Japanese chosen as a DigiChosen.
Or what is it?
DigiEscoliosis.
You can probably put your- DigiEscoliosis?
You're fucking Spanish, you can read this shit.
Can you read Spanish?
Let me see.
Oh, the DigiEscoliosis, the DigiChosen, yeah.
Just chosen in Spanish.
I'm not going to try to fucking pronounce a word that I can't.
I can read Japanese words much easier than Spanish words.
God, I can't even imagine what Agumon was spoken in Spanish.
Little lizard.
Probably something weird.
It's German.
Get the franchises completely fucked up.
Talk about how fucking hardcore Japan went, or Mexico went.
So you know Sailor Moon, right?
The original series where when she would transform in that beam of light, she was actually butt-ass
naked and they didn't censor it in Mexico.
They're like, God damn.
So watching it as a kid in America, right?
I love Sailor Moon.
Then going to Mexico, like what the fuck?
I'm a man now.
This is your first forte into hentai?
Yeah, kind of.
It just blew you away.
Like what the fuck?
Let me rewind this shit.
I'm going to fucking burn out the fucking VCR.
The DigiDustin is used in several Digimon anime series to refer to special children,
the people who have Digimon as partners and are chosen by fate to save the digital world.
Yeah, they chose some grown-ass people.
Let's have these kids save the world.
How about an actual person, like someone in the world government or something?
If I remember right, during the last Digivolution, they kind of hinted on why that doesn't work.
There's always some Japanese explanation why kids have to do the job.
Like Neon Genesis, Evangelion, Lion Sector shit.
Damn well, you could have made a bigger suit.
DigiDustin are children selected by benevolent beings to protect the digital world and sometimes
Earth from evil forces.
The digital world is a plane on which Digimon, anthropomorphic creatures that originated
from data produced by Earth's communication networks, live.
The digital world is volatile and vulnerable to attack.
And the Digimon that live there often find that...
You mean like every computer in the world?
Yeah, pretty much.
And they cannot defend their world on their own.
Therefore, human children are recruited to defeat their enemies for them.
In Digimon Adventure and Adventure 02, a DigiDustin is defined by the possession of a Digivice
and a link to a Digimon partner.
When a Digimon is partnered with a DigiDustin, that child becomes its sole source of Digivolution.
So it can no longer Digivolve on its own.
It has to have one of the kids.
Like a fucking handicap more than a bonus.
But they can also go higher up in their Digivolve than what they would on their own.
So that's why there's very, very few mega level Digimon on their own.
Until the DigiDustin get there.
What was that one that was a monkey?
And he was always...
Oh, Edamon.
It was a fucking ultimate level.
Yeah, Edamon.
And then he just became silver.
Yeah, metal Edamon.
And he was an Elvis impersonator.
Let me get a Big Mac.
Put another Big Mac.
Go to a Big Big Mac.
And then a little teddy bear on him.
Did he on the other side?
You know who was my favorite?
You'll never guess.
Who your favorite Digimon was?
Digimon?
Yeah.
I'll stop you right there.
Pixiemon.
I bet you it had never...
Actually, it was the most outlandish one.
It's just so adorably powerful and cute though.
Ultimate level.
Ridiculously powerful but adorable.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
Basically.
All right.
Digimon become stronger through digivolution.
This is usually a difficult process to achieve akin to aging, but a digi-destined Digimon
and inherent strength amplifies a Digimon's power to the point that they can digivolve
more easily, especially if the digi-destined is in danger.
So they'll basically digivolve obviously to protect the person that they're partnered
with.
Growing pains of getting aging, I guess.
You know what the worst is growing up, you get those leg pains, right?
From getting, right?
Like those, I'm getting taller, but you get those like leg cramps at night when you're
a kid?
Yeah.
I didn't get any taller.
You still got the cramps?
I still got the fucking cramps?
What the fuck, yo?
I wake up in the middle like this, it's like your bones are trying to stretch, but they
just won't?
It's running like maybe like six, nine, but I'm like, and then didn't even come close.
So what the hell you fucking, like my legs were going, like I was going to be a fucking
NBA player.
It was how painful, like every single night had nothing.
I almost have the fucking legs of a donkey just kicking, breaking walls down because
it didn't fucking, if what I didn't get in high, I guess I got in fucking muscle.
I don't know.
It just became more dense?
Yeah, I guess so.
I can fucking kick a tree down.
It'd be Bruce Wayne.
Just kick a tree.
Damn it, I hate this fucking tree.
That's what I think you hate.
Fuck this fucking tree.
Master of the Phantasm?
Just fucking kicks the shit out of a tree for no reason.
Say Master of the Tree, that tree was in your friend for a hundred years.
Well, fuck it.
Indigimon Adventure and Adventure Try, which was released in 2005, no 2010, something like
that.
God, that was, you know what my favorite one was?
Like my favorite Digimon series was that one where it was on earth, like they was in their
world and the DigiDestined had more of an active role because they had to use those
cards to...
Oh, Tamers?
I fucking love that shit.
That's the one I hated.
Well, look at this now.
Now we know our place in this world.
You need my, the Luffy to my black beard, the black beard to my Luffy, I guess.
I'm fucking out of here.
I fucking love that one.
It is revealed that...
I'm gonna watch it right now.
Just to be insightful.
It is revealed that five children were chosen by Homio Stasis to be the original DigiDestined.
Only two have been named, Daigo Nishijima and Maki Himekawa.
In a battle with the Dark Masters, the ultimate forms of their partners were defeated.
Four of them Digivolved into the Harmonious Ones, while Megadramon sacrificed himself
to destroy the Dark Masters with the Harmonious Ones powers.
The Harmonious Ones eventually became guardians of the digital world.
Most DigiDestined become one by seeing or interacting with Digimon in the real world.
It is a discovery of this point that helps drive the Adventure DigiDestined's search
for their missing eighth member.
Although it has been stated that the DigiDestined from Adventure are chosen because of their
earlier battle between RedGreymon and Parrotmon, which is what Tai seen whenever he was a little
kid where they were just fighting Kaiju over the city.
The second set of DigiDestined are chosen because of the various things that the original
group did.
Sometimes, Digimon and Ange create their own
bundle' of fans, creating their own
Yo Lee becomes one of the one because she's witnessed a battle with a Dior Boramon on the internet
It wasn't the series where the little kids from the first one were older with slightly older and they were with the new group
Yes, so they were like more equal than before. Yeah, good back to me. Just like they were just hang hang on. It's pretty basically. Yeah
Did they even find their putt there? Did you mind again? Yeah, okay
Yeah, they should have found new one because those were too powerful to begin with
To be honest, we'll go over that towards the end. They're like man ours are just fucking too OP
Cody has chosen because
He was in the plane that Gordramon and Megacobitarimon
Saved from crashing and the whenever the sky opened up and Davis was part of the group of the people that were being held
Inside the convention center when Viotasmon was searching for the eighth Digi Destin. This is a time travel thing
No, no, this is a those three that are part of that new group where they had the Digi eggs in them
This is how they became Digi Destin because they were they witnessed the stuff the original group did
Yes, okay. Yeah, because it continued on the timeline
Yeah, which is kind of cool at least they continue the damn timeline and like a lot of series where they just stop it reboot
it and we're done
Which I hate that they you seen how they redid Digimon recently where they redid the entire original series
But shortened it and changed shit. Hmm
They are it's like they are works a little bit better
story
Personally, not so much. That's probably nostalgia books. They're called
The 12 main Digi Destin in the adventure and the adventure to all come from Japan
The first inkling that there are they are not alone comes when they meet Michael an American Digi Destin that Mimi meets
Okay, what's up y'all?
Pretty much and who gained his Digi vice after seeing a gorilla monk
Late in the series they discover that they are
Digi Destin in many parts of the other parts of the world and they all need to help
When Digimon begin to invade the real world
Unlike the Japanese Digi Destin some of the international Digi Destin teams have multiple children paired with the same species of Digimon
Not all of the international Digimon or Digi Destin are named and not all are shown
But all are equipped with a basic Digi vice and it takes all of their help to defeat my Malo my Otis mon
Because my Otis mon was fucked up like they destroyed him and then he did you
Where does it digi digi vice come from?
Just one day digital world. It's just
Materialized on him just shits out of you one day
Would you imagine that you put a digi vice in the fucking toilet like what?
Duff like ah, what is I want to be one anyway, you know, I used to have one of those
And the one that you had to fucking you had to fucking shake to make your poke in your digital move
Yeah, like it was what to make you
It makes you more mobile right?
No, if I have it in my pile, I got my pocket. I'll walk around basically. I just fucking stroke that shit like like another tomorrow
I thought I got the next battle six thousand steps. No problem. That's why you're an expert of the motion
So much
The thing about it did you mon was
Created because of those Tamagotchi's. Yeah, so I had a little Tamagotchi did you mon like you would basically you'd make all those steps
Right. Mm-hmm. Then you would fight it another fucking did you mon then you would move on to the next day
I think was the same shit. I didn't like you for like eight months
Back you did never got old
Ready
Gonna feed that little motherfucker
In did you mind adventure novel that has mentioned that four of the original did you dustin's partner digimon?
Digivolved to become the harmonious ones assuming the role to protect the digital world
The did you mon of that era recorded the did you mon in that event in the the book of did you mon revelation?
So it's like their Bible cases and passed it down for the future generation
And did you mind adventure it is eventually revealed that another group of children were called upon to be did you dustin's even before the main?
characters of the series
Despite Coral Mon which is
Agumon's rookie or necessary not rookie form in training form
Oh, no fucking the little pink little ball. Yeah. Yeah
Despite Coram on initially claiming that the heroes of the
Did you mind adventure were the first humans in the digital world?
These did you destined were the first to defeat and seal away a great evil that came from beyond the wall of fire
The scene that mentions them feature silhouettes of
Exactly
Wait the wall of fire. Yeah
They use a lot of technological terms of change and make them a little mythical and ancient pretty much
It mentions them it features silhouettes of time at Sora is the NTK and their did you mon this was likely done to avoid
The cost of new designs in the show. Oh, wow
And it's not meant to actually depict the original group
It is revealed in did you mon adventure try that most of the original did you distance partners?
Evolved into the harmonious ones in order to protect the digital world from the dark masters
But were defeated and sealed away until the new did you destined which is time at?
TK and all of them are just ones that we know from the original right?
Yeah, until they use their did you vices to free those sealed harmonious ones? Hmm, so
You have the original adventure did you destined right?
So these are the original characters that we first meet out of all of them. So we have
Tai Chi Kamiya, which is Tai whose nickname. Yeah, he has a gum on
They don't take them fucking binoculars. Yeah, yeah a little goggles. Yeah
If you notice they have you ever noticed that every main character at that time period
They all started having goggles after that did they you had Naruto?
You had Naruto
But he had to believe it
But it became a trope after
Hi, they're all the big main characters like would have some kind of like eyewear on their head to start off
So I'm not for every obvious not obviously not for every anime
But like there was a little subset that all started doing that is like a design choice
I've ever had a little like inspiration did you mon? Yeah, let me you know
And all the all the main characters for Digimon like the the lead character specifically almost always had goggles
after that
Where they blind?
glasses
Agumon can did you evolve into his champion form?
Graymon Graymon
His ultimate form he can go one of two ways. Yeah, you good or bad
He can go real bad or good
Remember that episode yeah, he could either be skull Graymon
Yeah, we're just a gigantic fucking skeleton dinosaur can monster with a nuke on its back
Or you go to metal Graymon
Which is this nor what is supposed to be the normal form? I don't know what the fuck tied to do them forced him
like he forced
Agumon or
Fuckin monster yeah, like you put all his like anger into the digivolution. Okay
And the last of his digivolutions is war Graymon good old war Graymon
One of the most popular and one of the most deadly
And actually human size. Yeah, I think the height I think it's like seven foot
I still within within reasonable yeah, you can't hide metal Graymon or in the fucking garage
No, not really no because metal Graymon is four stories tall. Yeah, and Graymon is too so
fucking giants
Then we have Yamato Ishida, which is Matt
I'm the I'm the other one. I'm there's always that other fucking one. No the one that were I Matt
I can't remember what episode it was. It was one of the first ones though, but he socked the shit out of tie
I'm so stoned
So fucking stuck bro. It's always fire and ice basically. Yeah, so the only time I've seen that work
and like
Not as a rivalry is Luffy and sorrow. Yeah, so the Luffy is are like the bestest of friends
They buy tubs chips at one time. That's how close they are
Well the trope with fire and ice has continued throughout a bunch of other anime so you had fairy tale you had
You got fucking go come Vegeta. Yeah, like it's but it's always like blue and red always like that's the the two competitors almost every anime
It's a trope and it works. I guess and sometimes something that doesn't like fucking Yugi and fucking Kaiba
Oh, that's like I would just ass. Yeah, and then sometimes whenever we have people like my hero academia
They put it into one character
the fire and I
See some looks in the mirror. I fucking hate you. Damn. We're awesome
Remember I didn't use this eyesight because it was his mom's side or something like that
I change we got his fire powers from his dad and his eyes powers from his mom
That's quite the other I guess that's the only way they could bang
So Matt's partner is Gabumon get old Gabumon Gabumon
Where he's got the horn that he's technically he wears the fur on him as a rookie form
But it's like a lizard dinosaur that's wearing the fur. Yes, look. It's not even like a
Normal like mammal
Yeah, that's all it is. It's a belt
Gabumon digivolves into Garurumon
Ah, GDB digivolves into Garurumon Garururur Ruth
Greta ever making
And then when I'm going to go, fuck it, then you have where he got room on, which is the
ultimate form, which is better than the actual mega form.
Yeah. Where it's like a werewolf.
Let's see all those fucking skin tight leather pants.
You can see his bulge on the side of his leg.
deny
The brass knuckles.
How much you want to bet that exists on a world 30.
I don't want to bet anything.
And then he did evolve lastly into his mega form of metal.
Garuda, which I fucking hated.
It seems so fucking bland compared to where Garuda room on.
It's a me. I think you should have switched.
Yeah. You should have been that metal one first.
Doesn't he have metal gray man, metal Garuda man?
Right. And then you have war gray man and wary Garuda man.
And they would have been fucking beat.
He's just like, man, where's where they at?
I got these fucking.
They're rated E for everybody.
And then you have the, uh, what would you, uh, what's her name from Naruto Sakura?
They had a Sakura too.
Yeah. Although this one's their version, you mean?
Yeah. But this one's much smarter.
Uh, Sora, Sora, Sora, uh, Takenuchi, uh, her, her, uh, partner was Biomon.
The little pink bird.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
Remember Biomon.
I remember her.
Did you evolved into Birdramon, which is like a flaming bird.
Then did you fall into an ultimate form of, uh, Garuda Garuda man.
And that was it.
Which, which stands on two legs too, but it kind of like a native American
inspired Digimon where it had the feather and like, Oh, I kind of remember that.
Yeah.
But then they never, those two, the rest of them never went past ultimate.
Did they?
They did eventually.
Oh, they did.
And later on in the season.
Yes.
Or not season, but in the series itself.
So the mega form for Biomon is Phoenixmon.
Phoenixmon.
Where it's got gold wings and shit.
It looks like a bit, it looks like Birdramon only gold, but with more wings.
Close enough.
Then we have Mimi, uh, Tachikawa.
She had a Palmon, the little green plant thing with the flower on it.
It was like a little fucking hat.
Yeah.
Did you evolve?
Oh, I liked him too.
I had the fucking boxing gloves.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Did you evolve into the Togamon?
Who wants these fucking hands?
Yep.
And they could spin around real fast and just throw the needles.
Yeah.
Yep.
And then, uh, Togamon, did you evolve into Lillimon?
Where it had a little cannon.
It looked like, like, like the, the, the goose, like the ugly hen.
Yeah.
And then like she, she grows up doing the fucking gorgeous woman.
And is that what they try to do?
They had one level past that for mega Rosemon and it had a whip.
I don't know if that's true.
Okay.
Uh, next we have, uh, Koshiro Izumi or the nickname in the U S is he.
Is he the little, that's like the really short one, right?
Yeah.
With the green jacket, uh, like the fucking gloves and the fucking red hair.
Uh, Hey, when this memory opens up, it's fucking terrifying.
Uh, he had the bug, didn't he?
Yeah.
Tintamon, uh, did you evolved into Kabuteremon?
He's my fucking, uh, gigantic one of them was like a fucking lady, but he had the
fucking horn in the front on one of them.
Yep.
It was the ultimate one.
Uh, yeah.
The ultimate mega Kabuteremon.
Yeah.
Then he has a mega form.
It actually goes past that mega mega.
You didn't ever see it in, uh, the Digimon adventure, Digimon adventure too.
But later on, I think in try is whenever you actually got to see it.
Uh, Hercules Kabuteremon.
I heard of that one.
So mega Kabuteremon looked like a rhinoceros beetle and then Hercules
Kabuteremon looks like a Hercules beetle.
Yeah.
Where it has the big pincers on it and everything sideways pincers instead of
the horn, two different types of beetles.
But, uh, then we have the most non-Asian name for a character.
Joe.
Oh boy.
Joe Kido, the one that had Goma man.
He's the one that the water one, right?
Yep.
He had the fucking hammer in his ultimate form.
Yep.
I fucking love that one.
So Goma man is the rookie.
It looks like a little seal.
Then you have a Kaku man, which has a good one.
I used to say I should all the time for no reason.
Harpoon torpedo.
Yeah.
I don't even have to have notes for this.
And then you have Zudomon.
He's like, motherfucker, here's a hammer.
He goes past that though.
Two mega level.
He gets two hammers.
He becomes a Vycomon.
Looks like a Viking.
Yeah.
I'm thinking, I kind of think of what you said, Vycomon.
Oh, we're going to be sticking with the fucking North mythology theme, huh?
They did through the whole thing.
If you notice.
Yeah.
Hey, when they stick to a theme, they stick to a thing.
Then we have, uh, Kari Kamiya.
She had a Kato man.
A little cat with the gloves.
With the little, what did you part of that second team too?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the only old one.
She was a her in a TK.
Uh, got to him on it.
Unlike the rest of these that started off with a rookie form, she was champion,
right?
Champion.
Yeah.
Automatically.
I remember.
Did you volves into Anja woman?
Probably the most, uh, rule 34, afford did you want to character ever?
You know, it's true.
You sure you seen Agumon?
Uh, Angela woman actually digivolves even further, uh, very rarely, but we have a
magnet Ramon, which is like a holy dragon.
It'd have been none.
And then Angela man on the is a pious none on the sun, the ultimate form.
Uh, she can also become, uh, she's got one of two mega levels.
So she can either be magnet Ramon, which is like a holy dragon, like a pink, holy
dragon, or become a fine man.
A slutty dragon.
I didn't imagine her like, you know, with Agumon's ultimate, it goes dark.
No, no, it doesn't go.
Uh, neither one of these are like, uh, the virus style Digimon.
It's still within.
Oh, is that what that happened to him?
Was a virus.
Kind of.
Yeah.
From, uh, it was like negative emotion.
Yeah.
From him.
Yeah.
Uh, normally, uh, Kari's got to man will digivolve into magnet Ramon, but within
the series, there's also that next level from Angie woman, which is a funny man,
which is a kind of like a, um, angelic character to it's above mega.
It is mega.
Okay.
It's still mega too.
There there's two mega level forms basically.
Uh, then we have a Tucker, who took a.
Yeah.
I'm like, that's a young kid, right?
Yeah.
The one that wears the green, the one that's never evolved until like the very end.
Yeah.
Like his champion levels and ultimate level.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
So it starts off as Patamon.
Yeah.
The little flying, uh, bat winged orange mammal digivolves into the most famous of
all, well, I mean, yeah, aside from, uh, Agumon anyway, cause surprisingly
Agumon was the, uh, the like logo character.
It's my boy.
So like I said, Patamon digivolves into Angie Mon next level.
Uh, okay.
So basically Angie Mon is like an ultimate level.
And I remember he, like, he just turned into Angie Monday.
He fucking demonetized that devil.
Devimon.
Yeah.
Like, like, like that's all it took.
The gigantic Devimon.
Yeah.
He's just like, here's the fucking right hand.
Yeah.
Cause like for the longest time that the series, they couldn't beat them.
No.
And he's like, fuck it and fucking sucked them into one, one punch man style.
The funniest thing is called hand to fate.
The fucking right hand of doom.
So we have, uh, after Angie Mon, Angie Mon digivolves into Magna, Angeman or Holy
Angeman in Japanese, uh, with the purple where he has a sword Excalibur and then he
has a purple energy shield and the Pope hat.
Yes.
I was joking actually.
He has a Pope hat.
Oh wow.
Uh, in his, uh, battle form, he has the purple armor and stuff like that, but he
actually has a priest mode where, uh, he just, it's like, uh, he wears pure white,
but like cloth clothes instead of armor.
And the last form for, uh, Magna Andromon is Seraphimon.
It's based off, uh, Seraphi or Seraph Christianity.
Uh, surprisingly though, between TK and Kari, they're the only two that have a
Digimon that are like humanoid ish out of almost all of them.
And the creator of Digimon did not want to create too many of them because they
didn't want to start making it into the fantasy series that like, uh, too far into
Christianity, because he started to go that direction a little.
Sounds like it.
So you went from a cat to an angel.
That makes sense.
Well, I mean, uh, Gato Monk could also digivolve into Devi woman.
Yeah.
It's like there was that cat fight between angel woman and devil woman.
I remember that, but it sounds like beating the shit out of each other.
It's like a pulling hair and shit.
Like if anything wants to be called sexist, they started doing all the, like the
tropes.
Oh man.
I saw this woman, right?
She must've been like, she was on the heavier side side, right?
And she grabbed this one, other one by the hair and I kid you not,
trolled her around by her hair.
Not, not dragged, right?
Like she was spinning so fast that the woman was in the air and she was, she
couldn't be like, let me go.
And she's like, I don't know how strong this woman is.
She's like, I don't know.
I don't know how strong this woman's hair was, but she was getting helicopter
spine in the air, not touching the ground at all.
I'm like, damn girl.
What the fuck did you do to her?
Cause she is beating the brakes off of you.
I watched a lot of fights on Twitter.
As long as they don't like kill each other, you know, it's entertaining.
One of them does like, oh man, you went away.
Like when they keep punching after their unconscious, you know, you know what
show you would have been into, right?
What?
Crack babies, crack babies, crack baby battles, crack baby athletic team.
The crack baby basketball basketball.
It wasn't, but he also had him fighting.
He's going to throw crack rock in the middle.
He's just fucking Carmen.
Like, I guess like as long as they don't kill each other or there's
not nothing too fucking violent.
I want to see someone's eyeball fall out or they're fucking, you don't want to be
heading no, but you know, someone like someone talking shit, right?
Do it then.
And he's just like a great rhythm and knocks him out and he's fucking
unconsciously for like,
and then he fucking wakes up.
What happened?
Like he fucking did it then.
And then, oh, go ahead and tell me you got knocked the fuck out.
I saw like, so yeah, some guy called this like the inward, right?
The guy turned around and knocked him out, right?
Fucking dead on the ground.
Not dead, right?
He's like, he's just out.
Eyes wide open, look up at the fucking sky.
This guy, the guy that was filming goes up to the guy's face.
World star.
Like, oh man.
He's never going to live that down.
That was another one, right?
Where this woman in red, it was a big one.
All the big girls can hit hard.
Fucking, he's talking shit.
He, she walks under doing like, she's like, like punching her own fist, right?
Yeah.
And she's just like, whatever.
And she fucking left hands him and drops him instantly.
He's like, her fucking wakes up.
His fucking hat's gone.
And he's like, he just fucking runs away.
He doesn't know what the fuck happened.
There's like fucking 50 people on the fucking street videotaping him.
So they met you in waking up and they're getting knocked out in public.
I'm getting videotaped.
Yeah.
They say that's worse than, uh, they get knocked out because that, that lives in
a perpetuity forever.
It'd be 80 years of grandpa's.
It's you and your bitch ass knocked out.
It's like, get your ass to bed.
What are you gonna do?
Get knocked out again.
Oh, by a big girl.
You would not fight a big girl.
They are fucking ferocious.
I would say something that's more offensive.
I'm not going to get demonetized in a heartbeat.
I'm just, I'm not saying being a fan.
I'm just saying, you know, when there are women's like, you know, larger than you,
they will beat your ass.
That's what I was going to say.
We're gonna get the.
No, I.
We already pushed the level.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we did.
But you know, I'm not gonna say that.
I'm pretty sure we did with the fucking episode on Blue Mountain State.
Yeah.
I remember it was called shocking.
It's vulgar, vulgar and shocking.
Not even vulgar, just shocking.
They were that fucking shocked.
I can't believe they could talk about that.
Oh, my God.
What can I buy one of these pockets?
It wasn't even on that one either.
It wasn't?
It was the one before.
Oh, fuck.
That was the oh, the the the ring.
The ring.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, because they found it in the.
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, fuck them.
They can't handle the truth.
No, they can't.
The fuck are we talking about now?
What happened?
We went from.
Oh, yeah.
Did you mind?
That was all I had on did you destined anyway for this episode?
There are more later on in the series, but these were these were the OG.
You should do one with like a lot of the Digimon and all the types.
And this is fucking you know, Devilmon.
He used to he he evolves from this.
Yeah, I think a little Devilmon evolved from that little bat one.
Did me every month.
Now you used to be hanging around him and just used to be just an asshole to him.
Well, he used to hang out with the the vampire.
Oh, the vampire.
Yeah. My Otis mom.
What was his did you evolve form?
Malo, my Otis mom.
No, not the devil, not the vampire, the little bat.
He did. He could did evolve into.
What do you need a champion level, actually?
No, he's rookie.
I was OK.
No rookie.
I mean, these are all English equivalents.
Yeah, because Japan has slightly different.
So like in Japan, there's no mega level.
It's ultimate level.
Really? Yeah, because they're warded and slightly different ultimate ultimate.
No, it's champion would be our ultimate.
So what the fuck is our champion?
A rookie? I think so.
What the fuck is Oggymon?
Like they were off.
Oh, they were like they were like upward, like below one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was down, I think, one level or up one level, actually.
No, it was down your right down compared to ours.
Yeah, because Greymon would be all to a champion,
but they made him a fucking wreck rookie.
Mm hmm. What the fuck is Oggymon?
Weird. Yeah, because like it's a rigid system, though,
which are like maybe one of the offsets of Digimon.
But I go, if he's a champion and that's a champion, he can't beat an ultimate.
Yeah, I mean, I made it a little bit like.
Uh, yeah, and then you'd get different ones in there, kind of like
you had Angimon, which was equivalent to a normal ultimate level.
Unless unless you made the character interesting, like Puppetmon.
Yeah, I watched like it felt like there was 50 episodes of Puppetmon
in that fucking forest.
They never fucking find that motherfucker.
And TK made him cry.
And then he fucking he had that hammer
that could shoot bullets or some shit every time he hit you.
That shit was fucking epic. Like a machine gun. Yeah. Yeah.
And like like he was like the goat, the whole fucking series,
that whole little section of his.
And it was all because he wanted friends and nobody would be friends.
Some bullshit like that.
He trapped TK in a I think it was like a house at one point.
So that way he'd be friends with him.
That's a good way to do it. Yeah, it didn't work.
Yeah, I'm assuming it didn't work at all.
And then you had Piedmon, the fucking creep.
The the like Jester looking mega level.
I got bored after that. Yeah.
It was it was Puppetmon and that fucking Elvis one
on the desert. Yeah.
He was always fighting Pixiemon for some reason.
It was like Elvis, a rock star wanting cocaine.
That's all it was. Oh, God.
He wanted the pixie dust.
But a little spread out my hamburger, a little bit of cocaine on my hamburger.
Man, Elvis got real fucking heavy when he died.
Yeah. You know, you know, he what he would do is he would take a loaf of bread,
like a full loaf of bread, right?
He will hollow it out like a French loaf of bread.
Like the ones you can hollow out, like put soup in and shit.
He would hollow it out, set it down.
Like he would cut it in half, hollow it out, set one piece down.
He would take a whole jar of peanut butter and a whole jar of jelly.
And he would put it all in that fucking sandwich and then one pound of bacon.
They'd be like, I'm going to eat the whole fucking thing.
I'm like, Elvis, you're going to fucking die.
And you did.
Fucking veins exploded.
I tried to take a dump and he shit himself.
If I can burst up this fucking he threw up shit and died.
I can't shit.
It's coming out my mouth.
I'd be like, what's that Lannister's name that got shot on the on the shitter?
Tywin. Yeah.
OK, the dad. Yeah.
So I can't take a shit in public.
I can't take a shit in public.
I can't take a shit in peace and get shot in the gut.
Yeah, he gets shot in the gut in the book.
He fucking dumps it all out in the toilet
in the movie and the show that he didn't shit himself.
Now they didn't show that he's like, fuck, fucking hits me.
The book is much more graphic than what the show already is brutally graphic.
OK, blowing, blowing cheeks as he dies.
That looks like something
that's going to be like you've already died, you know, you're going to be dying
of embarrassment.
It was apparently this reference to like
they said Lannister's so rich, they shit gold.
Yeah. So Tywin said like, or yeah, Tyrion in his little monologue
at the end, he's like, well, turns out he didn't shit gold after all.
Was basically what he was trying to do.
That's all it was for.
Yeah. And we're fucking having Tywin Lannister be humiliated.
But anything else to add before we head out today?
No. All right. We'll trade.
My balls are dry.
We'll talk to you guys on the next one.