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One piece.
Imagine someone whispering that in your ear while you're sleeping.
You got a full erection for no reason.
What the fuck?
Before we do the the devil fruits part two.
Part two.
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Hey, some people might be constipated.
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Yeah.
You ever, you ever not shit for like, like you're like, uh, you like, you're, you don't
go out right that day.
You just, you're just home all day and there's no reason to take a dump.
You like, you know, that morning shit you take before you go to work or stuff like that.
You're, you're before going out to shit.
When it messes with your routine.
Yeah.
When it doesn't fucking blow your ass with sad cheeks out where you're in fucking work.
So I got to take a dump.
And uh, uh, I was like, you know, you're like, ah, I don't want to fucking shit today.
I don't know.
I'm going to watch one piece.
So you're like, I'm not, I'm not going to do anything.
Let's pretend it's not me though.
And then the next day, right.
In the next, you wake up, it's another, you get another day off two days in a row.
Oh, I'm gonna need this shit for two days.
Nice.
And then you go to the bathroom and you can hold onto the fucking seat for dear life.
And it looks like, it looks like you hadn't shit in three weeks.
I'm like, where the fuck did all this shit come from?
So let's get on with one piece.
The last time I just did a general fucking, it was a real short unprepared general, uh,
overview of the devil fruits, what they could or what they were, whether they're sort of
their origin.
I don't even remember what the fuck I talked about.
I know what I didn't talk about was their, uh, their categories.
There's basically three, four actually devil fruit categories about like the, depending
on your powers.
So at the very tippy top, allegedly the most powerful and rarest devil fruits are the Logia
type devil fruits.
They are your fucking natural element devil fruits, be a lightning fire, magma, what have
you.
If you have a Logia devil fruit, it's always going to be a natural element.
Uh, they're considered very powerful because you basically become that element, meaning
that you will, if you're concentrating, you could, you are immune to all physical attacks.
So is that like, uh, what's his name that can turn into fire?
Uh, ace?
Yes.
Yeah, I was ace.
Damn, they're loud.
You guys hear the whole family through the goddamn microphone.
Didn't you write that you could hear in your head, your headphones, which I sure did.
I'm like, we gotta get to studio.
Like subscribe, like coffee.
Get us a studio.
So yeah, like basically if you're, if you're not concentrating, you're going to fucking
spits through your chest and kill instantly.
Like a Scott from, uh, forgot his name from fucking magma, man.
It's funny.
He fought a guy with magma as his fucking Logia devil fruit.
He got who you fire might be hot, but magma is hotter.
I could have sworn he said some dumb shit like that.
Like bitch hot is hot.
So uh, yeah, because they're not, because they're immune to physical attacks, right?
There's not much you can do to them.
Like not even when you're like Logia versus Logia, they can just fucking dissipated into
their fucking natural element, which is why I think I would have invented this thing called
hockey, which is like a ability that everybody has, but not everyone can develop.
It's basically an armament of your body.
Like you basically, like, you know that you've probably seen like the word, like they have
their fucking hands turned black for some reason.
That's hockey.
If you have hockey, you can hurt a Logia type.
He probably had to invent that just for that.
I think that way there was at least like a somewhat of a kryptonite.
Yeah.
Because I mean, other than Logia were like fucking that the only Logia that I know that
was affected by something other than hockey was fucking crocodile.
When he got drenched with water, like regular water, not sea water, like everyone else,
as you know, all the uses are weak to sea water, but regular drinking water, you pour
that shit on him, he fucking dries up or he fucking, I don't know, he melts, turning
the salmon.
I can't remember.
He could, he could become like, he became tangible so he can be hit.
Yeah.
Which is how Luffy beat him.
So he was like, he was like, oh, and two against crocodile until he started fucking throwing
water at him.
So yeah, Logia are just that fucking good apparently.
And they're rare because there's only so many elements in the world.
I say like they morph into their, they can morph into their fucking element.
There is one that's fucking weird is blackbeards.
The I don't remember what it's called, but it's the darkness, darkness fruit.
And it's just pure darkness.
Like they consider it, it's considered the most evil devil fruit of them all.
Right.
He's the only one that can't turn into darkness.
Like he can't melt into like a shadow.
He can actually, if he gets hit by an attack, he feels the entire attack, which is weird.
But his devil fruit allows him to negate the powers of other devil fruits, but he has to
get hit.
So he gets hit, but if he survives the fucking ass whupping, he, the devil fruit negates
the other, that's how he beat ACE.
They had a fucking one-on-one showdown and his devil fruit overcame ACE's devil fruit,
but he kept getting fucking torched by ACE regardless.
Like just on fire constantly.
And just suffer through it.
Yeah.
He's a fucking just rolling on the face, fucking screaming his eyes out, rolling all over
the ground on, like bursting the flames and then like, ah, you got me on that one.
So that's Logia, the rarest, most powerful allegedly.
I don't think it is because of one of the next one, but whatever.
The next one is a Zoan.
This is basically any devil fruit that can turn you into an animal and you basically
get three fucking forms.
You get your base form, you get a hybrid of the animal and you, and then you get a full
animal form.
So it could be, be it a bear, a fucking wildebeest, a deer, a hawk, any animal.
If it's, if it's an animal, it's a Zoan, devil fruit type.
This one actually has two subcategories, which is, I think the only one's known.
You have ancient Zoan, which is dinosaurs.
Any ancient animal from the past in one piece, they had dinosaurs too.
So it'll be the T-Rex, a fucking Stegosaurus, fucking whatever dinosaur, that's an ancient
Zoan, they call, they're even rarer than regular Zoan.
Then you have the rarest devil fruit, the mythical Zoan devil fruit.
These are anything that's a mythical entity within this world.
Be it a phoenix, be what the fuck, you sons of bitches.
Be it a phoenix, be it a dragon, a fucking unicorn.
I've never seen a unicorn.
Whatever be it Buddha himself is in this fucking TV.
Yeah, one of the admiral, the fleet admiral, his name is Sengoku, he had a Buddha mythical
Zoan, he just became a giant Buddha and he can just fucking fist palm everybody in the
oblivion.
Luffy's is a mythical Zoan devil fruit because he's the sun god Nika.
So the mythical are, to me, and they keep saying Logia, but to me, the mythical Zoan
are the rarest.
I mean, they could be like, I think it'd be probably millions of mythical creatures, right?
They go, I'm an elf, which you kind of fucking suck.
Because you wouldn't be like a fantasy elf, you'd be one of those little elves.
Yeah, something weird.
But I mean, like a dragon's a dragon and you know, a phoenix is like amazing too.
There's a phoenix in this one.
That's the only two I remember.
A phoenix and a dragon.
Sengoku the Buddha, Luffy is Nika.
I'll do another one later with all the mythical devil fruits known.
That is the most fascinating.
Yeah.
And then finally you have Paramecia.
Paramecia is any power that is not Zoan or Logia.
That's it.
It can be whatever bullshit you can, Dota can think of, like literally.
This guy, he can turn into a candle.
And there you go.
He can make candle wax from his body and make candle structures.
There you go.
This man, this man can rust swords.
So basically if a sword hits him, it turns to rust.
I saw him one time, he fucking rusted up one of Zoro's swords and he was never seen again.
That was his power.
If he could catch a sword in his hands, he would turn to rust and it would fucking fall
apart.
And he showed up one time and then he fucking dipped.
And you've never seen him again.
I've never seen that guy again.
Imagine losing your ability to go anywhere by seawater.
And it's a stupid power?
Yes.
That would suck.
Yes.
It would be fucking horrendous.
So, well, I can say, what can you do?
I can, I don't fucking know.
Actually there was one.
It's Brooks.
He ate the devil fruit, right?
Nothing happened.
He was like, what the fuck?
He lost his ability to swim and nothing happened.
So it was like a negative ability.
But it's actually the revive, revive, revive fruit.
If he died, he got, he's basically had a one, a one plus like one up life.
Yeah.
That was it.
If he died, he got, he came back, he could come back to life.
One time though?
Yeah.
Which is a fucking decent fruit actually.
Like imagine losing a fight.
Yeah.
But if you get thrown overboard and you die and they come back.
What happened was he died and then his spirit couldn't find his body.
So when he did find his body, it was a skeleton.
So now he's a skeleton man.
Yeah.
Yes.
He found it after like 45 years or some shit.
I can't remember.
He's so when he died right again.
No, now it's because of the devil fruit keeps him alive.
I don't understand his power.
He is now immortal.
Right.
And he was a skeleton.
But he died, but he couldn't, I guess that there you go one up.
So you can come back a fucking disgusting zombie limbs falling off, right?
You're still alive.
Because then at that point, that body can't die from the same thing.
So he's immortal technically.
Unless he falls in the water again.
And he drowns.
But even if he falls in the water, he doesn't die either.
I bet I thought the seawater took away their power.
It takes away their power, but it's still like in their body.
Okay.
Which actually, if you drowned in one piece and died, would the devil fruit be stuck in
the water?
Right.
That'd be fucking wild.
Because they've all fallen in the water.
Eventually, shit happens all the time.
They're in the fucking ocean.
Everything's a goddamn ocean.
So does the number of devil fruits just keep going down because they're not being respawned?
That's a good, but we don't know that.
That's the thing.
We have no idea.
That could have been millions.
Exactly.
Just at the bottom of the ocean, just trapped.
But they do, if they die, well, because if Brooke...
Because if they die normally, I get that it comes back somewhere.
But if it's stuck in them...
There is one... Well, that's the weird thing.
When Ace died, he died on land, but the devil fruit reappeared somewhere else on Earth,
on that planet, without him being anywhere near it.
So I'm wondering, how the fuck did the devil fruit... Damn you, Oda.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah, ruin my fucking... I've been watching One Piece.
I watched... Everybody I watched from episode 580 to episode 699, last Wednesday to fucking
Saturday.
My brain's about to fucking fall off.
I'm trying to catch up so much so I can see Gear 5 live.
You know what the cruelest thing about that was going to be?
Is when I get to Crunchyroll to watch the episode, my fucking PS4 will explode.
Along with every fucking server on this side of the continent, because everyone's going
to be watching that goddamn episode.
The only way I might have a chance is if I go to the movie theaters and watch it.
How much for this?
It's only going to be $100 to watch this new episode of One Piece.
I'm like, damn you son of a bitch, that's a deal.
And we go to go out and watch One Piece, and they're fucking server craps too.
I'll be mad as hell.
I just want to see something grand within an entertainment... It's all just fun and
entertainment right?
It's not like some world event, but like it's monumental to us because we love anime and
entertainment and all this cool stuff.
I just want to be there, first time seeing Luffy do that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I can't do a Luffy laugh.
He sounds more like a urchin.
He sounds like a fucking petafox.
I got you now children.
Don't practice that on here.
I can't do a Luffy laugh, but man, just seeing him turn gear five, it'd be like seeing Super
Saiyan Goku for the first time, which is basically what it is.
A whole different version of Luffy.
He's never had white hair, and the powers of this fucking monumental level, like it's
gear five.
It's basically his awakening.
When the Devil Fruit awakens, their power just fucking scales up beyond whatever they
used to be able to do.
So what are they going to do pass up then?
It's Sun God Nika.
I don't think I do nothing.
Whatever's going to happen, right?
Because chapter 1087 just dropped today, I watched it, fucking Luffy's grandpa is worth
... They don't do power scaling.
They kind of do, but they kind of don't.
They tell you how much they're worth bounty wise, and that tells you how dangerous they
are level wise.
And Luffy's right now sitting like a billion berries.
If you catch Luffy, sometimes you get a billion berries.
One billion, that's like you're a billionaire in that world.
His fucking grandpa is worth three billion berries.
That's how beast his grandpa is.
If someone can kill his grandpa, because Blackbeard has fucking... I don't know where he got
this kind of money actually, but he's put out hits on the Navy, their best fucking people.
Just like they've had wanted posters for pirates all these years, this group has now put out
hits on Navy officers.
And his fucking grandpa has a three crown wanted poster.
That shit's three billion dollars.
So if you can kill Garb, which is fucking impossible, unless you can hit him with every fucking
attack from every Devil Fruit user never known in the whole series.
So what is his Devil Fruit?
He doesn't have one.
Oh, he doesn't have one?
He's just that guy.
Yeah, he's just that guy.
You know what he used to do instead of a punching bag?
He used to punch... I just realized how fucking ridiculous it is.
He used to punch battleships until they dented inward.
You know how the battleship starts fucking... it just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
Instead of punching bags, he's got punching battleships.
So no powers.
He does have hockey, right?
Which is pretty much a trump card.
So he can fight anybody.
But when he was training, I don't use my powers, I just punch.
There was this one guy that he fought, right?
He had to destroy eight mountains to train before he fought him.
He was like, I broke down eight mountains so I could train to fight you and now I'm
here.
This guy had a fucking needle on his head.
It was like a whole... he had a fucking point, like a rhino.
Like a narwhal?
Yeah, but on top of his skull.
It was all the way to the top.
He used to love using hockey.
He had all this treasure, right?
This guy in this frozen tundra.
He used hockey on his fucking needle head.
He would fucking break the ice and get his money.
He just had all this money.
He fought Garp.
Garp used hockey with his fist.
He used hockey with his needle.
He fucking punched him so hard, he fucking dented his fucking helmet, his fucking needle
all the way down into his head.
It was now a stump.
He couldn't get his treasure anymore.
He couldn't fucking bash it because only his needle head.
It was the cruelest shit I've ever seen.
This is from Dress for Rose.
I'm watching on One Piece.
There's all this fucking treasure, like miles and miles of gold, right?
You see it in the fucking ice.
Clearly, right?
He's like, it's right there, but I can't get it.
It fucking ruined this man's fucking life.
To the point that when he met Luffy for the first time, I swear I killed Garp and all
his fucking family, and you're here.
So Luffy fought him, and he hit him so hard, he reformed the fucking needle in his head.
So now his needle head is back.
It's so weird as shit.
Hit him so far in the front of his fucking dome, that shit popped back like an erection.
Boom.
He's like, you know what?
We're cool now.
So Garp is incredibly strong.
In fact, I'll show Michael the fucking panel from the episode, because I got the fucking
manga.
I'm watching the...
You're never going to beat live action in terms of fight scenes and stuff, but I like
to keep up with the most current with One Piece, so I watch the manga.
But you'll never beat the fucking amazing...
Just how fucking epic it is to watch something live action.
Or not even live action, but just motion.
You like actually in motion.
Yeah.
With the voices, the music, you can feel the true tension of it.
Let me say so.
The part where he's fucking bullshit.
I love Garp, but I was like, man, you must be fucking kidding me.
Yeah, so there's the battleships right there.
Right here.
See that dented fucking fighter?
That's from Punching All Day.
Read what they say.
They're not punching bags.
No, battleship bags.
Yeah, battleship bags.
That's where he punches to get stronger.
So he would just dent battleships at the scrapyard all day long.
What kind of bullshit is that?
It's just funny.
But he was that guy.
You had the Roger, Gold D. Roger, the King of the Pyres, the most powerful person ever.
Garp was right next to him.
And to this day, he's still at that level.
He may have lost a step or two, but it's always been Garp and Gold D. Roger.
So when you hear within the world of One Piece, for the true fans, when you hear the name
Garp, you're like, Garp, who's going to fucking, you know.
They had to make him old to lose some of his, and he still hasn't lost any of his fucking
power.
They do that a lot though with anime.
It's like you have an overpowered person, but they make him an old man or something.
They're fucking overpowered as hell.
Like fucking Master Roshi back in the day.
But he was the one that punched the Phoenix.
Marco, he's one of Whitebeard's pirates when they attacked to save Ace.
He was like second in command to all of the Whitebeard pirates, and he could turn into
a fucking phoenix.
Like he was like not gold, or yellow, but like blue.
And he's like, oh, Mark's going to go up into the fucking scaffold and save Ace because
he can fly.
So he's fucking zooming past everybody, right?
And then out of nowhere, Garp's like, and he's fucking.
Okay, socks him in the face.
And then throws it like he hits the fucking ground like a God damn meteorite.
Fucking death stall.
He's like, he waves like, wow, he's like, God damn, what the fuck hit me?
And then Garp's like fixing his fucking suit, right?
And he sits back down after just fucking maiming this man.
That's like that, do you know who Nextaku is off of YouTube?
No.
He does, what is it, the biggest flexes in anime.
Like he's done a bunch of different videos of like the best scenes from anime of just
people flexing the fuck on the other people.
Where you have like, what's his name, from Seven Deadly Sons, where he's a weak dude
during nighttime, but as soon as the full sun comes out, he's like the most powerful
character there is in the entire.
Damn.
So he's only powerful 12 times out of the year or out of the day.
Yeah, because he gets his power from the sun.
Superman?
No.
It's the equivalent of a Superman character.
Yeah.
With a deeper level of fucking sunlight than Superman, because he can last in the daytime
or in the night.
Yeah.
But this dude, he, like his power is the sun.
So like at noon is his like highest peak of power.
What about on cloudy days?
No, he's still.
Okay.
It's almost the time of the day.
Damn, that's wild.
You sons of bitches.
And his, uh, his, uh, like strongest attack is called full sun where he, uh, it's got
a regular.
Like where it's just pure fireball.
God dang.
When he says full sun, it's like a gigantic spirit bomb of fire.
Next talk, he makes funny.
Oh man.
So yeah, it's basically all the devil fruits except for one more.
The, uh, artificial ones.
These were created by a man named Caesar who was second in line as the smartest scientist
for the, uh, world government.
Like he's not Vega punk, but he's close.
He found a way.
He took a Vega punks design and he made his own devil fruits.
Like he actually made devil fruits, only zoan type though.
Yeah.
And, uh, real fucked up.
Like only 10% of them work.
It's like one out of every 10 or some shit.
So and you turn into a zone, right?
But it, like, here's the worst part.
If you eat it and it doesn't affect you at all, you just lose your ability to swim.
So it's a negative effect.
If you do eat it and it doesn't work that well, well, like maybe your arms or legs are
turned into an animal and the rest of you is normal.
Your fucking upper body turns into a giraffe and your legs are fucking the same.
Like those 10%, they, they turn into monsters like permanently, like into animals permanently,
the powerful creatures, right?
For a Cato's army.
But the red, it's not worth it.
You got a 10% chance you could, you could fucking end up like, I mean, if you end up
with a horse cock, you'd be like, Oh, Oh, I can't swim, but I can sure fuck.
But most women wouldn't.
Most women would.
But there's, there's, there's, there's no upside to it.
Yeah.
Because the artificial ones are like, and like he, they make them in a factory.
So that's the only artificial double fruits I know of except for one that copied.
There's the one that makes the Cato a dragon.
Vega punk was able to actually copy it like to the minutest level and made a copy of that
devil fruit.
But he considered a failure because where Cato's dragon is blue, the person ate the,
the other devil fruit, the artificial one became, gained all the abilities of, of the
devil fruit.
None of the side effects.
Yeah.
Like except for the swimming thing, but he was pink.
So he considered a failure.
He's like, damn, I hate pink.
But he actually made a devil fruit that worked, that worked like a hundred percent.
It was just a different color.
Yeah.
Like imagine that he'd never made another one.
Hmm.
Hell, he has a double fruit too.
A Vega punk, anything that he reads, her learns, whatever he remembers infinitely.
It's a paramecia type.
So it makes him the smartest man alive.
The only problem is the more he learns, the bigger his head gets.
We're not talking about like sideways.
I'm talking up his fucking dome was as tall as the giants and he had to find a way to,
you know, alleviate that before he got too big that he couldn't move around.
Yeah.
So he did.
He found a way to where like he had like a fucking a receptor in his brain that would
connect to a computer.
So anything he learned would go to the computer as, as well as, you know, and it would download
every day.
Yeah.
It was a genius idea because his head, when you saw his head, right?
Shit is fucking like, I was like, God damn it.
Like a goddamn skyscraper.
So he couldn't live like that for anymore.
So yeah, Vega punks, a fucking genius, artificial Delphruits.
He did one.
He's like, I'm done.
That is surprising.
And then fucking Caesar made like a thousand, a billion of them.
They're all fucking horrendous.
It's like, well, whenever they draft people into their military, imagine you ate a double
fruit, right?
And it just gave you fucking Bambi legs.
You're like, Oh fuck, I just fucking ankles, like an inch wide fucking you're shaking all
the time.
You can't have called your own fuck a fat weight.
I'm like, Oh, I've seen people at the gym like that.
What they're fucking like doing the fucking walk real fucking baby legs.
It made me think of it just like, it wouldn't not be like if it was a real devil fruit.
I'd be like, fuck.
Well, I wouldn't take it either.
I don't like the idea of not being able to swim, you know, and you don't swim anyway.
So it's fine.
I swim all the time.
I'm not in salt water.
Yeah, I do.
I just put some on the tub, a little bit of salt, a little bit of potatoes and carrots,
stuff into a stew, myself a stew.
So that's it for the part two of devil fruits.
I guess on part three, I'll do the, uh, the, uh, where the alleged origins of them are.
Okay.
But, uh, that's it.
That's all you guys need to know.
I'm gonna go back to watching one piece till my brain falls out.
I got 369 episodes to go in 13 days.
I got this.
You're going to call me after all this.
And then you heard gunshot.
Then that live action shit's going to come on too.
You know, they knew it was bad, right?
But all the original cast of the voices for the, the anime are doing the voices for the
characters.
Oh God.
So you can, you can hear it in Japanese, which is what I'm going to do.
Cause I'm not going to listen to that dumb motherfuckers voice.
You're dumb.
Motherfucker.
You're a dumb motherfucker.
I want you to know from the bottom of my heart, you're a dumb motherfucker.
I'll give you a gum gum.
You've watched so many episodes.
You've heard it so many times now.
I know who can say it.
And that's that's that woman that does the voice of a loopy.
I don't want to hear this man say one thing without his fucking mouth.
You may look like Luffy, but you're not Luffy, sir.
You better be wearing sandals too.
No, it'll be boots.
Oh, they better.
They better not.
Gum, gum, gunshot.
Okay, it's not that serious, but it's still fun to, you know, it's still fun to fake gripe.
No, don't worry.
You'll be calling me crying.
It'll be fine.
All right.
Anything else said before we hit up and no, that's it.
Cool.
All right.
I was on the next one then.