1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,520 Hello and welcome to episode 46 of the podcast. 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:14,520 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,520 What the fuck was I? 4 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,520 I was like, my brain died for a second. 5 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:23,280 We are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies, 6 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,520 games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,640 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 8 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,900 This is what we are covering tonight. 9 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:33,160 We are going to go down a little bit of a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories for the 10 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,160 Elder Scrolls today. 11 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,160 You guys know what the Elder Scrolls is, right? 12 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:39,160 I know we haven't seen it in years. 13 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,280 Decades, some would say. 14 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,640 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 15 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,200 You can also enjoy this show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,320 We also have membership tiers on those platforms if you'd like to support the channel, or you 17 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:55,360 can check out buymeacoffee.com forward slash K-O-E podcast. 18 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,640 But let's go ahead and get into this. 19 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,120 All righty. 20 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:06,880 So we have 25 Elder Scroll fan theories that may or may not be true. 21 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,520 But some of them are kind of interesting. 22 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:14,720 So the first one we have is the Dragonborn was forged by gods. 23 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:20,140 So this theory offers another explanation of the origin and history of the main character. 24 00:01:20,140 --> 00:01:24,280 This one sort of exists as a bit of a middle ground between the established and aforementioned 25 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,640 theories. 26 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:30,280 This theory states that the gods forged the Dragonborn, that they were crafted by the 27 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:35,080 hands of the deities of the world and were unleashed upon it when they were completed. 28 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,320 And though this would make them mortal, it would also give them a connection to the gods 29 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:44,200 that the players seem to want to establish throughout the games. 30 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:48,080 So instead of just being born of the world, it was like a molded... 31 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,640 Specifically made to... 32 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,640 Yeah. 33 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,520 To have a connection to the gods. 34 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:53,520 I don't know. 35 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:57,240 I did love going around shouting at people. 36 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,240 Quite a bit. 37 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:03,200 They didn't do a good job making the characters morally upright. 38 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,200 No. 39 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:10,080 And the Fus Ro Dah did nothing really. 40 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,960 It never really helped you much in the fight. 41 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,000 If I'm being honest, I never used any shouts. 42 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,520 I used a lot of bows and arrows. 43 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,520 Yeah. 44 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,720 I'm very basic with my play style. 45 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:26,040 People always upgrade. 46 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,240 This is me, right? 47 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:34,960 So everyone has all these fucking great builds and all these awesome bleed over time and 48 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:39,240 status effects and everything in games like Dark Souls and all this stuff, right? 49 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:47,960 And then you got me with a big shield and a massive sword just fucking swinging at everybody. 50 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,240 Basically I'm just all hands. 51 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,560 And it works for me. 52 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,600 I beat Dark Souls 1 with them. 53 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,000 When everybody else quit. 54 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I beat Bloodborne. 55 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,280 Just fucking swinging my little axe thing. 56 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,600 I fucking tore through Elden Ring with a fucking massive... 57 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:11,360 The sword I found at the beginning of the game, this long sword in a fucking wagon, 58 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:16,880 like a couple of miles away from the tutorial area. 59 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:17,880 That's the one I stuck with. 60 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,960 I was like, that's fine with me. 61 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,240 It works. 62 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,160 Why everybody else is trying to upgrade everything. 63 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,160 I'm just like, give me... 64 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,160 Just give me these hands. 65 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:31,480 See, I play the cheat of always being the sniper bowman. 66 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,480 Always. 67 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:37,160 That's basically my thing for Skyrim was it. 68 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,160 It was just fun. 69 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,160 It's just easier. 70 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,160 I can catch someone like a mile away. 71 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,160 Yeah. 72 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:47,040 And whenever you have the archery skill all the way up with max... 73 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,760 Where you breathe in and you get the slow motion and everything. 74 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:55,720 Just that fucking plus, like a times 2.5 extra damage if they don't see you sneaking and 75 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,720 shit. 76 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,720 It's tremendous upgrades. 77 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,720 Where you can almost one shot a giant. 78 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:00,720 Basically, yeah. 79 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:01,720 Like, oh fuck. 80 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:02,720 And it just hits you in the heart. 81 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:07,760 And then if you have a poisoned arrow or something like that, it'll go along with it. 82 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:12,600 Fucking watch one of those dragon lords come up out of his fucking tomb and just catch 83 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,760 him in the fucking face. 84 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:21,560 And then the effect of where it's like the cinematic effect of them dying. 85 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,160 With that little kill cam? 86 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,160 Yeah. 87 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,160 Fucking hilarious. 88 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,760 Mostly when they had an arrow right through their face. 89 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,040 It's like they just woke up. 90 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,920 Mostly when you get to kill cam when it just finished with the... 91 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,920 Their animation of waking up. 92 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,920 Where it's like instant. 93 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:36,920 Like there's an instant fucking dead body. 94 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:44,120 Like they have the arrow in them before they're like... 95 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,120 So they're like, oh, I'm probably done doing the standup animations. 96 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,120 Pretty much. 97 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,440 And then it takes a second for the game to catch up. 98 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,120 Oh wait, I'm dead. 99 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,120 Oh. 100 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,120 I just turned to dust. 101 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,120 It's like, damn. 102 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,120 Alright. 103 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,600 Next one is the Elder Scrolls and Fallout are connected. 104 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:09,320 They put, this may seem farfetched and not one that they personally believed, but some 105 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:14,960 players believe that Fallout and the Elder Scrolls occur in the same universe, but that 106 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,320 Fallout came first. 107 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:22,000 These players do not buy that the Elder Scrolls aligns with a medieval period, but rather 108 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,000 that they exist in a time long after the events of Fallout. 109 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:31,380 When society has finally become, has finally started to rebuild itself. 110 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:35,400 No longer scavengers and scorched earth, but rather thriving citizens of a new world. 111 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,400 Hmm. 112 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,400 That's cool. 113 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,640 So that's a more unique theory. 114 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,640 There's no radiation though. 115 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:45,160 That should last like 10,000 years. 116 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,080 You could be really far into the future though too. 117 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,080 I hope so. 118 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:52,560 Cause we could be walking through fucking Elder Scyrum and get fucking radiation poisoning. 119 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,200 Like, oh shit. 120 00:05:54,200 --> 00:06:01,000 That's what all the, what is that ore that the Dwemer found? 121 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 That blue ore? 122 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 God. 123 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:08,600 I can't remember the name of it, but where they turned it into different weapons and 124 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,760 stuff like that, it's probably all radiated shit. 125 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:15,920 Maybe that's what they just fucking died from radiation poisoning. 126 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:22,520 The next one is the Elder Scrolls multiverse theory. 127 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:27,100 This multiverse theory attempts to explain that the fact that the Elder Scrolls, which 128 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:32,000 are scattered throughout the world, exist as tangible and accessible records of all 129 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,360 of the possibilities which can be contained within each and every parallel universe in 130 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,560 existence. 131 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:41,400 It might be nice to get a hold of one of these when debating a major real life decision in 132 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,240 order to see how each path works out. 133 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:50,040 So they're basically saying that each Elder Scroll itself is looking into another parallel 134 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,040 universe. 135 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,040 Yeah. 136 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,040 That's wild. 137 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,800 I mean, that's kind of a meta type. 138 00:06:54,800 --> 00:07:01,720 Like a celestial computer at the center of everything that just records all information. 139 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,720 Pretty much, yeah. 140 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,840 That's cool. 141 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,760 The next one is the Thalmor want to destroy the pillars. 142 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:16,720 So this theory, which originated from internet gaming forums, attempts to explain their motivations. 143 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:21,600 The theory states that the Thalmor is attempting to knock out the pillars that are holding 144 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:28,520 up the world since there's certain pillars that hold up the existence of the Elder Scrolls 145 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:29,520 universe. 146 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:34,240 Like you have the White Gold Tower, you have what's the one in High Rock? 147 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,080 Well, yeah, it's been a long time. 148 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,080 So I played Skyrim. 149 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,080 It's been a while for me too. 150 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,720 I might want to get back on it. 151 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:49,360 But if I do, you know me, my brain will just fucking fall in love with it again. 152 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:53,160 But basically their theory is that that's the Thalmor's whole goal is to destroy these 153 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,160 pillars. 154 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,160 They just kill them too? 155 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,160 What? 156 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,720 Would they just kill them all as well or is it just a fucking world crash? 157 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:04,200 No, I think they would go to a different realm since they're elves. 158 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,200 Fucking elves. 159 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,200 Yep. 160 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,160 And then we have the tragic fate of Lydia. 161 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,160 Lydia? 162 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,160 Who Lydia? 163 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,160 Remember who Lydia is? 164 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,160 That one helper. 165 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,160 That annoying one. 166 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,800 The one that gets in the way every fucking time. 167 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,800 Yes. 168 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,720 This thing they put. 169 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:24,520 Some players have found themselves exceptionally frustrated with Lydia and her memory or lack 170 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:25,880 thereof. 171 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:30,000 So frustrated in fact that they've attempted to figure out exactly what led to her being 172 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,440 in such a state. 173 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:35,320 One theory states that someone tried to wipe her memory at one point, did a terrible job 174 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:41,740 of it or a very good job as to as her ability to process and retain information was relatively 175 00:08:41,740 --> 00:08:43,280 destroyed in the process. 176 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,280 Jesus. 177 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,280 Because this character. 178 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,280 Get rid of fucking lobotomy. 179 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:54,000 Because this figure has found the balance between being a figure of pity and annoyance. 180 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah, she's a... 181 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 This guy just gets in the way. 182 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,520 I mean if we're just being honest, they just do with bad AI programming. 183 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:01,520 Yes. 184 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,520 On the business part. 185 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,320 They made a horrible companion. 186 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,320 Yes they did. 187 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,320 With her specifically. 188 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,320 Oh my god. 189 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,840 And I think she can only level up to like level 35 or 40. 190 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,840 How does she level up at all? 191 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,840 Yeah. 192 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,840 I think she can. 193 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:15,840 She died so quickly. 194 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,760 In Skyrim your followers level up to whatever level you are. 195 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,760 Oh. 196 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,880 To a certain point. 197 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,600 What's the cat's name? 198 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,080 The one that tries to give you the scrolls to blow up at the beginning? 199 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,080 What? 200 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,920 You don't remember the fire scrolls? 201 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,720 I don't remember at all. 202 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,400 He's one of the few I think that can get to level 100. 203 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,400 I believe. 204 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:41,360 Out of most of the other followers that you can have. 205 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:47,200 The next one we have is the Dwemer will rise. 206 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:51,120 What exactly happened to the Dwemer and are they actually extinct? 207 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:55,320 According to most commonly spread theories which have been floating around the internet 208 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,320 as of late. 209 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,780 No they are not extinct. 210 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:03,040 Some believe that they are hidden deep within the mines that they force the elves to build. 211 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:06,880 Others say that they flood entirely and others even believe that they have found a way to 212 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,440 hide in plain sight. 213 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,440 So a lot of people. 214 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,760 I got two theories. 215 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:18,200 One they mess with the really high level technology and they ascended reality. 216 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:22,520 They went above the normal state of being. 217 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:28,520 Or two they mess with something, high level technology and all their souls got fucking 218 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:32,040 encapsulated in their robotic creations. 219 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,040 I could see that. 220 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:37,600 So like their souls are now in like you know like the soul traps gems but they had a different 221 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:41,400 version that now they're all part of their own robots. 222 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,600 I could see that. 223 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:46,080 But in Morrowind the third game. 224 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,760 There was that one Dwemer wasn't there? 225 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,320 There was that fat one. 226 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:56,160 But there was also Dwemer ghosts that you could fight in the Dwemer ruins. 227 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:01,480 So I mean they have they're still part of this reality if they're ghosts. 228 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,480 Some of them didn't descend. 229 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,480 Yeah. 230 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:07,720 Or I mean to be honest they probably didn't have a good theory yet. 231 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,640 So they just added that as a character thing. 232 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:10,640 Yeah. 233 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,000 Like a little enemy to fight. 234 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,560 Because wasn't that the Dwemer that had the spider legs wasn't he on the plane of oblivion 235 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,540 or something like that at the time? 236 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:24,720 He was in a cave because of that corpus disease that they had in the one that would get you 237 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,000 every fucking time. 238 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Yeah Morrowind. 239 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:31,720 You were supposed to have it apparently for the main game or the main storyline. 240 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,420 But he was like just a fat and lost his legs. 241 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:38,880 He said he went out to adventure and he came back to his hometown and everyone was gone. 242 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:44,160 Yeah I think he went to a different plane of oblivion for the for a different thing. 243 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:47,240 And then came back and was like where the fuck did they go? 244 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,560 And then being like the last person of your species. 245 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,560 That sucks. 246 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,560 Plus you got no dick anymore. 247 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,960 I mean Jesus Christ what's the point of living? 248 00:11:55,960 --> 00:12:00,920 Well I mean who are you gonna screw? 249 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,920 Everyone else. 250 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:02,920 Everyone else? 251 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,920 They got Argonians. 252 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,480 The lusty Argonian maid. 253 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,520 Oh god that weird fucking books. 254 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:15,160 Yeah I've read all of them. 255 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:19,440 The next one is the Mora is our friend. 256 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,440 Mora? 257 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,280 Or may I ask Mora? 258 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,280 That one guy? 259 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,280 The tentacle, Lufcrapthian. 260 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:31,040 Oh nevermind. 261 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:35,160 This theory piggybacks off of an earlier theory. 262 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:41,200 One that has basically saying that you're the evil character in the entire game. 263 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,040 I mean we're players so yes. 264 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,040 That's pretty much. 265 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,760 The whole century. 266 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,800 The horrors we've committed. 267 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,560 The fucking war crimes we've perpetrated throughout the lands of Tamriel. 268 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:54,400 Give credence to that. 269 00:12:54,400 --> 00:13:00,500 And they put step one after that's been achieved we can move on to steps two and three. 270 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:04,960 So you have step two that Mora is an evil little friend and step three the anonymous 271 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:10,660 letters from a friend that you receive throughout the game are from Hermes Mora. 272 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,660 What game was this one? 273 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:17,160 Well it's a mixture of all of them but that would be Skyrim I would believe. 274 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,160 Interesting. 275 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,680 You got a letter from a friend. 276 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,680 Weird. 277 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,440 The theory is that it's really Hermes Mora doing it. 278 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,880 That's your friend throughout the entire thing. 279 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:33,480 Yeah that weird octopus tentacle you can talk to that oozes out of a wall or something. 280 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,480 Yeah. 281 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,240 It's been so long since I've played. 282 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,240 He's that Daedra. 283 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,600 That shit freaks me out. 284 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:44,440 That he's supposedly a Daedra that exists because of all the knowledge within the world 285 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,080 or something like that became like a conglomerate. 286 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,080 Damn. 287 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,440 After the world was created. 288 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,440 There's like a lot of lore. 289 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,440 Yeah that's got to be. 290 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:55,000 Our Elder Scrolls in general is just packed. 291 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,760 The next theory the Dragonborn orchestrated everything. 292 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:03,840 So there is a rather popular theory floating around that states that all the events of 293 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:08,480 the opening sequence of the game were staged or rather set up by none other than the Dragonborn 294 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,480 himself. 295 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,480 Yeah I got myself arrested. 296 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,720 You're finally awake. 297 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,800 Why would they do such a thing? 298 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:22,200 Some suggest that it was an indigive of the characters penchant for all things evil while 299 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:26,200 others simply believe that it was all done in good fun. 300 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:31,360 What are we a Daedric Prince just having fun with the lesser beings? 301 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,360 Kinda yeah. 302 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,080 I guess in a meta way we kind of are. 303 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,480 We are an entity beyond their understanding. 304 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,480 You know what I mean? 305 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,480 Yeah. 306 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,880 That's like that would blow your brain right there. 307 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,280 It's a hugely meta like look at me. 308 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,000 Like yeah like hugely. 309 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,040 Oh that's wild. 310 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,320 The next one is the Dwemer blinded the elves. 311 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,720 All of the elves that work in the Dwemer run caves are blind but why is that? 312 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,960 Some believe that they were simply born that way. 313 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:02,320 Others believe that it was a product of living in the mines for so long whilst others believe 314 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,120 that something a bit more sinister was happening. 315 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,520 These people believe that the Dwemer purposefully blinded each and every one of them so that 316 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:13,080 they would never see the realities hidden deep within those caves and mines. 317 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,880 You talking about the Falmer? 318 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,680 They were blind? 319 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:17,680 Yeah. 320 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,960 Little fucking. 321 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,320 That's why you could walk past them if you were quiet. 322 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,760 Gollum bastards. 323 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,760 It's exactly what they're all. 324 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,760 I hate them all. 325 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:25,760 I killed them all. 326 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,760 I slaughtered them like animals. 327 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,760 Oh I hated the bug. 328 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,760 Like Anakin Skywalker. 329 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,760 I killed them all. 330 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,760 I hate the bugs. 331 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,160 I hated the bugs the most. 332 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,160 The women and children. 333 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,160 Just everyone. 334 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,160 You do though. 335 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,160 We're fucking war criminals. 336 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:44,880 The next theory, are we the villain? 337 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,880 Yes. 338 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,400 Yes we are. 339 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,120 Some players took the main characters twain with morality to heart and began to question 340 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:55,160 whether or not they were a good person at all. 341 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,480 Though it is common for the main character or playable characters in a game to be good 342 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:02,880 people who do the right thing unless the player has something different in mind, not every 343 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,320 game follows this pattern. 344 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:08,000 Some believe that the main character of this game is actually the villain of the game and 345 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,440 that we are not as pious as we'd like to believe. 346 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,440 We're not as pious. 347 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,440 Of course not. 348 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,440 No we do. 349 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,440 I break into people's houses to steal their shit all the time. 350 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,440 And you're part of the dark brotherhood. 351 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,440 Yeah. 352 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,440 I would commit murder. 353 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:23,600 Just going and shanking people. 354 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,400 Shoot someone for no reason. 355 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,400 And you'd dip out. 356 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:32,120 The next theory is the dragonborn is a true god. 357 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,920 Though it is important to say that not everyone agrees with this theory, some people believe 358 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,040 that the main character is not mortal at all. 359 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,280 Therefore mortal ideas of morality should not apply to them whatsoever. 360 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:46,000 These people believe that the main character is a god that has descended on the world in 361 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,120 which the game is centered around them. 362 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:52,680 Now there is a bit of a debate on whether they are there to help, hinder, or have a 363 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,680 good time. 364 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,720 But since they are the god, morality kind of goes out the window. 365 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,720 That's just another meta. 366 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,720 Yeah. 367 00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,720 That's basically what we are. 368 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:00,720 Yeah. 369 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,240 You're basically a god within the game. 370 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,480 Not only that, we have like high levels of omnipotence within that world. 371 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,680 We know everything of that world. 372 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,680 And what they're going to do. 373 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,440 Because we've played it multiple times. 374 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,520 Damn that's meta as fuck. 375 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,600 Isn't it that? 376 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:19,880 We can die and then come back and then the enemy is still thinking that's the first time 377 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,880 they're meeting. 378 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,880 But that's the fifth time we've fought them. 379 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,880 Exactly. 380 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,880 I guess we are. 381 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,880 That's weird. 382 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,280 That theory is 100% true. 383 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,880 That's why some of these theories are true. 384 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,520 So, eh, could be. 385 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,120 Next one is Never Trust the Dragon. 386 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,560 This theory states that the dragon who sits atop the throne of the world is actually a 387 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,760 super evil and a villainous character. 388 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,720 Due to his backstory, including him decimating humanity and his constant need to remind us 389 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:49,160 to never trust the dragon, some players have begun to wonder whether he has truly turned 390 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,180 his back on his own kind. 391 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:54,280 Maybe he is just being honest and wants to teach mankind how to fight back. 392 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,480 Or maybe he just wants his next siege to be a little more challenging. 393 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,480 To my parthenax? 394 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,480 Yeah. 395 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,480 Okay. 396 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,360 He has that weird phrase but it's like what's some more, or what's better? 397 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:09,080 To be born good or to overcome your evil nature and become good? 398 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,080 And become good. 399 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,080 Yeah. 400 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,080 Maybe he's full of shit. 401 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,080 Exactly. 402 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,240 The next one is Titus Set Everything Up. 403 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,240 The Emperor. 404 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,240 Yeah the Emperor. 405 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,240 Titus Septus or something? 406 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,240 Yeah. 407 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,240 Like the Eleventh? 408 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,240 Yeah. 409 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,760 Do you, the good people of the internet, remember Titus? 410 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,760 Yeah. 411 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:32,400 The Emperor who's defeat caused him to sully his reputation past the point of repair? 412 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:37,320 Well, some people believe that the hired attempt on his life was orchestrated by Titus himself 413 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,800 in order to save face. 414 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:43,640 Look, he was old, he was tired, and there was no way that he was going to save his reputation 415 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,400 on his own during his remaining years. 416 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,920 He's talking about the Oblivion Titus, not the new one in Skyrim. 417 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,400 Would that be the one off of Oblivion? 418 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,400 Yeah. 419 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,480 Yeah, because that's the old one that was trying to like, get that assassinate from 420 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,480 the Brotherhood. 421 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,480 Yeah. 422 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,480 But he fucked up because they did kill him. 423 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,480 Yeah. 424 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,280 They kind of went too far. 425 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:04,480 But a politically disguised end to one's life would make him a martyr, a sympathetic 426 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:09,160 creature and not someone you could so easily blame for stuff. 427 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,160 So he wanted to kill him. 428 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,960 He wanted to die as a martyr. 429 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,960 That makes sense. 430 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,040 Well, yeah, because that strengthened the Empire. 431 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:20,180 You ended up fighting the Ereperent, helping them push back Oblivion. 432 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,180 So yeah. 433 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:24,360 That was pretty believable. 434 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:27,520 The game is The Elder Scrolls is the next one. 435 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,520 It's a stupid title. 436 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,520 Let me guess. 437 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:35,680 They're saying that The Elder Scrolls is real and that the cartridge itself, the actual 438 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:39,400 video game, somehow found itself in our world? 439 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,840 Is that what it's trying to say? 440 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,840 So they put. 441 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,800 Okay, so this may sound a bit weird, but bear with me. 442 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:49,120 There is a theory that states that the game itself is the real life version of The Elder 443 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,960 Scrolls. 444 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,880 This theory states that the game itself is an interactive version of one of the many 445 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:59,200 scrolls which can be found throughout the worlds that act as an anthology of the world's 446 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,200 lore. 447 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,800 These scrolls hold more powerful legends and stories about the world in which the game 448 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:09,320 is set and the idea of playing through one of choose your own adventure type things is 449 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,520 a very exciting version of it. 450 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,560 So yeah, like Jumanji basically. 451 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,560 Yeah. 452 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,560 Okay. 453 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,400 That's a weird theory. 454 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,400 Super meta. 455 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,760 There's been three of those so far, three meta ones so far. 456 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,960 The next one, the bug jars might have a purpose. 457 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,840 Look what happens when you don't give us a new game. 458 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,040 Look what you do, Bethesda. 459 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,680 You start making people go fucking insane. 460 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,080 They fucking lost their damn mind. 461 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,040 The next one is the bug jars might actually have a purpose. 462 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,040 Bug jars. 463 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,040 Yeah. 464 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,040 Don't remember that. 465 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,280 It's bug jars that have runes on them, on the bottom. 466 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280 Okay. 467 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,160 So they put, ah, the bug jars. 468 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,640 These objects have confused players for eons. 469 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,000 Do they have a purpose? 470 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,440 Will a purpose eventually be patched in or are they meant to just be another object within 471 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,760 the game to add a bit of realism to the world? 472 00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:01,920 Well, one of the current and most accepted theories on the matter is that a special and 473 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:07,300 game-changing use for these infamously vexing bug jars will eventually be patched into either 474 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,640 current or future versions of the game. 475 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,240 Many think this purpose will be explosive. 476 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:18,720 So the theory goes is that if you put the bug jars in certain cities and then you do 477 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,880 a ritual, it'll blow up everything. 478 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,360 Like a nuke? 479 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,360 Kind of, yeah. 480 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,760 People have went insane. 481 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,760 Fallout 3. 482 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,160 Well, I mean, they already think that it's another fallout. 483 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,160 Yeah. 484 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:35,160 So the next one is what happened in Rorikstead? 485 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,120 Rorikstead sounds familiar. 486 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,720 That's not a murder mystery one, is it? 487 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:43,000 Well, this is that town that has nobody in it, really. 488 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Okay. 489 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,200 So they put, okay, so we know that something happened in Rorikstead and it was bad. 490 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,400 And whatever that happened, whatever that something was, it may or may not have involved 491 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,680 the Daedra. 492 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,780 But what happened? 493 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:58,200 Some theories state that the land was wiped in order to get rid of the Daedra who live 494 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,760 there once and for all. 495 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:04,200 Others claim that the Daedra found the land after the event had already occurred. 496 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,360 But one thing is for sure. 497 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:09,920 This place is absolutely spooky as hell and they won't ever set foot there again. 498 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,960 Because there's just like nobody there. 499 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,240 There's that lighthouse that freaked me out. 500 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:21,360 At the end of the, by the shore on the western sides or the southern. 501 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,360 You go in there, it's this warehouse and like there's just dead bodies. 502 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,000 Like someone mysteriously killed these people. 503 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,480 And like that's the only time in the video game I was ever scared. 504 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,480 Really? 505 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,160 Because it was like, it was real creepy. 506 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:36,920 And like you go downstairs, the lighthouse and there's a wall broken open and you go 507 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,920 through there and it's just a fucking bug. 508 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,440 Came up and killed them all apparently. 509 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,360 It's just creepy walking around with dead bodies, you know what I mean? 510 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,320 Just like what the fuck happened here? 511 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,720 In terms of like, you walk in like on dead bodies in like a fucking tomb or something, 512 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,720 right? 513 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,720 Yeah. 514 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,720 All these fucking adventures got killed. 515 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,080 But like in a regular house, you're like what the fuck happened here? 516 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,440 Blood splattered everywhere or some shit. 517 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:02,360 Kind of like whenever you first see the, what's his name, Malek Ball for where you go into 518 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,000 that house with that priest. 519 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Shit starts flying around. 520 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Oh yeah. 521 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Yeah. 522 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,400 But you kind of like, you like, you kind of expect some weird shit like that. 523 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,400 But yeah. 524 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,400 Just. 525 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,040 But then you go farther and farther and there's the altar at the very end. 526 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,040 That was creepy. 527 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,040 Yeah. 528 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,040 I remember that. 529 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,880 That shit was fucking hilarious actually. 530 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,880 The next one is the Daedra of Rorikstead. 531 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:27,200 Diving a bit further into the Daedraic specific theories, there are several attempts at explaining 532 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,680 what their role in Rorikstead has been. 533 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,200 Some theories just involve casual odd and occasional dark magic. 534 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,360 However, some theories go beyond that. 535 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:39,000 One theory states that the Daedra moved into town and began using the women of the town 536 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,520 as offerings for their special meetings. 537 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,880 They convinced the people to go along with it. 538 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,640 And what was a, what has been left with their spooky nightmare is what you see now. 539 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,640 Oh. 540 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,960 Where they, they use it to basically like a sacrificial. 541 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,960 Yeah. 542 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,960 Area. 543 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,960 I can see that. 544 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,680 I mean the Daedra have done some creepy shit. 545 00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,680 So. 546 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,680 Especially the oblivion. 547 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:01,680 Yeah. 548 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,680 That's probably the worst. 549 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,680 You go into the plains of oblivion on that one. 550 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,680 Yeah. 551 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,680 And those places, all the places are fucking horrific. 552 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,480 Like no wonder they want to leave. 553 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:13,400 It wasn't, um, oh, what, what the hell is her name? 554 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,960 The one that, uh, bothers you as soon as you find that fucking orb for her. 555 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,960 Oh yeah. 556 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,960 I remember that chick. 557 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,960 Oh my gosh. 558 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,960 You're so annoying. 559 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960 You've been summoned or you're called or some shit. 560 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,960 Oh my God. 561 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:30,400 I mean, every gamer that has played any of the other scrolls, it's like, man, it's that 562 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,400 time again, huh? 563 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,400 Meridia. 564 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,400 Yeah. 565 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,400 I guess that's her name. 566 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,400 Oh my God. 567 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,400 It's funny. 568 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,440 Like, yeah, like that, that goes to the meta thing. 569 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,440 Yeah. 570 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,440 The must being like Godlike. 571 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,440 Oh man. 572 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,440 Not you again. 573 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:48,480 Cause it's like, you open it up and it's Meridia's beacon. 574 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,840 And then like, you know, eventually like, yeah, like it's going to show it like that. 575 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,840 You can't stop it. 576 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,600 It's like a recurring shit. 577 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,400 You reach that one level and you're like, damn it. 578 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,400 There it is. 579 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,400 I think it's like level 20. 580 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400 It's like immediately. 581 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:05,000 Like Dawnbreaker is a good sword if you get it. 582 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,120 Cause like mostly when you're going into all the tombs and shit, it lights the shit on 583 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,120 fire. 584 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:14,320 I wonder how long you can go without, like if you don't open any chests or any, how long 585 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,320 before it'll be the first one. 586 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,320 Yeah. 587 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,320 Like it was like immediately. 588 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:22,400 Why you just like, like let's say you never get anything out of a chest. 589 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:27,640 But then like anything like a quest related, like fuck, I open this motherfucker. 590 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,120 I know what's going to be in there. 591 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,880 I can't remember if you have to actually take it though or not. 592 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,880 It's automatic. 593 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,880 That's what I thought. 594 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,880 You can't stop it. 595 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,640 It's like, it's like your mama where it's like, you just wanted to end. 596 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,640 It's like just immediately. 597 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,640 Like there it is. 598 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:46,480 Tomorrow, tomorrow I come to barter. 599 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,880 It's like son of a bitch again. 600 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,880 And then she fucking takes you up into like space. 601 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,880 Yeah. 602 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,880 Like the first thing you're like, oh, this is cool. 603 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,880 That's like the 50th time. 604 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:54,880 Like a bitch. 605 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,080 If you don't set me back down, I got shit to do. 606 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,080 Oh yeah. 607 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:03,480 The reason I brought her up is because her plane of oblivion is apparently like an over 608 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,960 like exposed version of Tamriel. 609 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,040 We're like the colors are super bright. 610 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,000 Everything I never thought of that. 611 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,640 Can I check it out again? 612 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,640 Yeah. 613 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:18,000 The next one we have is the tribunal propaganda. 614 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,880 This theory is a bit more fun. 615 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,920 The theory states that all of the lore that we learn about the world was playing the game 616 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:29,360 is actually nothing more than propaganda created by the tribunal for the tribunal. 617 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:33,400 This propaganda was meant to manipulate both the player and the end game citizens in deciding 618 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,040 with the proper side. 619 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,840 However, either way, it is a fascinating theory. 620 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:43,600 It is important to always question your sources and ask yourself whether or not you can trust 621 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,600 your narrator. 622 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,680 If you do that, you'll get, you know, take you. 623 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,120 You'll, you'll, you'll be a duck. 624 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,080 Then you'll never see it again. 625 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:55,520 If I remember that tribunal from Merwin, it was some guy, some chick and Vivek. 626 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,520 Vivek. 627 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,520 That's the only one I remember. 628 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,520 The only one I know. 629 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,240 Vivek is the only one that you actually remember. 630 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,240 I killed the ones. 631 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,240 Did you? 632 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,240 I saved it before. 633 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,240 It took a lot. 634 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,200 And then when I did, it told me the game told me I broke the game. 635 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,200 Like it literally did. 636 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,520 Like on the corner side, it says like you, you, you can no longer finish the main storyline 637 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,960 because you killed Vivek. 638 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,920 But well, fuck it. 639 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,720 I'm Vivek now. 640 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,000 But you actually end up killing the other two. 641 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Yeah, you do. 642 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,240 And one of the guys is that, that like, like the, uh, the beast master or something in 643 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,000 the, in up in the Northern Island. 644 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Yeah. 645 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000 I think. 646 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Yeah. 647 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 He's like a huntsman. 648 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,280 You can find like his bear form is wolf form or whatever. 649 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:42,120 The other ones in that town, that like city that you go to, it's like, it was like the 650 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,240 first time I've ever had DLC in a game. 651 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,080 And like they had, it was like the game of the year version of Merwin. 652 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,080 Yeah. 653 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,600 And it was like with a brand new map, you know, that physical map you can pull out and 654 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:57,960 it had all the same stuff, but it had a new Island in the very far Northwest corner that 655 00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,000 you let I fucking swam to cause I'm a moron. 656 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000 I didn't know there was a fucking boat. 657 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:08,080 I could slam there all the way. 658 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,880 And then there was another place that was not on the map at all that you had to get 659 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,720 teleported to. 660 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,520 And once you went there, the other map disappeared completely. 661 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,120 And it was just a map of that whole city. 662 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,400 So it's like the, like the capital of Merwin. 663 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,400 Yeah. 664 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,880 But that was, it was, you couldn't reach it from any point other than teleportation. 665 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,800 It wasn't on the map at all. 666 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,960 And you kill her there, you kill that guy up there and the back, you tell him about 667 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,960 it. 668 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,520 He's like, Oh damn, they were my homies, but you gotta do what you gotta do. 669 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,680 It doesn't, it doesn't use like him to like disappear away from the world or something 670 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,680 like that. 671 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,800 And he stays cause he has to for the main storyline. 672 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,760 I'm saying at the very end of the storyline, the neck. 673 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,760 Yeah. 674 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,760 Doesn't he leave to very, very end. 675 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,880 I don't remember actually what he did. 676 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:51,880 Pretty sure. 677 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,880 But ass naked dark elves. 678 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:58,320 Well, half, uh, uh, half chilling on his fucking throne. 679 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,320 Yeah. 680 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:04,600 Well, I was going to say he's half and half cause, uh, didn't Azura transform his race 681 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,600 into the dark elves. 682 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,600 Yeah. 683 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,600 Yeah. 684 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,600 Yeah. 685 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,880 And he still had like half of his face was original and then half of his face was dark 686 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,880 elf. 687 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,880 Oh, never looked at his face. 688 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,880 Yeah. 689 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,040 I remember how disappointed I was when I fought Daggett's error. 690 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,560 So they built him up right to be super hard. 691 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,640 Like, like he was like the guy of guys, right? 692 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,800 He was like the fucking main man. 693 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,840 And I go up there with fucking a Sunder, which is the hammer. 694 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,560 And I fucking hit him one time, right? 695 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,560 And fucking buckled his knees. 696 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,560 It's like, Oh, my fucking knees. 697 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,080 And then I just fucking beat the shit out of him on the ground. 698 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,080 He never got back up. 699 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:41,000 And I was like, well, damn, that was easier than I thought. 700 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 It was the most anti-communist. 701 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:47,520 I fucking, I was, it looked like I got broken his house and I fucking beat the shit out 702 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,720 of him and when we left, that's how easy it was. 703 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,680 Like, so I got beat some old man to death. 704 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,480 All right. 705 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:01,360 The next one is, uh, Colts helping the postal apocalyptic world. 706 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:06,280 So though we delve into greater detail on this theory a bit later in the article, there 707 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,240 is a theory that states that the world in which this game occurs is a post-apocalyptic 708 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,240 one. 709 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,960 The theory that they're going to discuss in this, um, eh, is the one that states that 710 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:21,360 the absurd amount of Colts that exists within the world are simply the survivors lasting 711 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:26,840 the attempts to rebuild society and find something to believe in when one has nothing. 712 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:31,280 It's, I mean, the, the civilization pretty seems pretty well fucking organized. 713 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,080 I would put that down as a stupid. 714 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,080 Yeah. 715 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,080 Like there's no way. 716 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,160 I mean, like if it was, it's like you rebuild into an actual, well, maybe after red mountain 717 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:45,400 exploded that one just to swim Merwin though, like a post-apocalyptic to them. 718 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,680 But everybody else, their whole country's gone. 719 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,680 Yeah. 720 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,680 Just wiped away. 721 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,920 It makes me wonder if I had had something to do with that. 722 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,920 You did. 723 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,160 Cause that was never rain buckle. 724 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,160 Dagger. 725 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:02,520 The next one is, uh, keep an eye on Hogan. 726 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:07,280 According to this theory, Hogan is a very bad man and though he can be trusted to a 727 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:13,160 certain extent, what should never purposefully anger or wrong him for one might end up a 728 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,200 shish kebab. 729 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,000 And that is putting it to be the most pleasant way possible. 730 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,560 Fans spotted several things amiss with our interactions with him from his unpleasant 731 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,760 obsessiveness and obsessions with the organization. 732 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:32,360 He has a member of, uh, to the nature to have his job in the first place. 733 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:37,720 Many players have deduced that he may have a flare for ending someone's life. 734 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,640 And a hog knee is somebody that you see in, uh, what is it? 735 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,720 Rivers? 736 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,720 The first time a little town that you get to river route. 737 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,720 Yeah. 738 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,720 Hog knee. 739 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,720 Yeah. 740 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,720 The old man. 741 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,720 I remember at all. 742 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,720 I think I burned the burn that whole city to the grounds. 743 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,720 Have you ever seen that? 744 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:02,280 Uh, the, um, what do you think I didn't like about the new, the Skyrim? 745 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,280 Right? 746 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,280 Yeah. 747 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,280 Well, you couldn't kill everybody. 748 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:09,360 No, but they have that, uh, the mod, which can, no, that's cool. 749 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,440 But they always had that fucking buckle effect, right? 750 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,440 Yeah. 751 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,440 Like, man, that sucks. 752 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,440 Yeah. 753 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,480 There's also a mod where you can, uh, whatever you catch on fire actually burns. 754 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,760 There was a whole city just fucking go up in flames. 755 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,560 There was a dude that went through and just burned all the white right. 756 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,560 Jesus. 757 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,560 Like Casual Wolves and all. 758 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,840 Just death at the end. 759 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,960 Uh, the next one is abandon the companions. 760 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,960 Yeah, I did that. 761 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,480 I always liked going solo anyway. 762 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,480 Yeah. 763 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,080 Uh, there was a theory that attempts to explain the reason why the companions are so few in 764 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,080 number. 765 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,160 Essentially they are, uh, they were once an impressive and incredibly large group based 766 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,080 upon commonalities and similar thoughts and beliefs. 767 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,160 However, when those beliefs narrowed down to the obsession with going full beast mode 768 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:56,000 and turning into creatures of the moon, many were not down for that way of life and had 769 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,240 to bail. 770 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,000 That caused their numbers to dwindle severely, which only made those committed to the cause 771 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,640 so much more into it. 772 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,240 So real confused. 773 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,200 Remember the companions are all those guys. 774 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,200 Yeah. 775 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,480 I thought that you meant like just your regular companion. 776 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,480 Yeah. 777 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,200 I'm like, I just abandoned all your, that's what I did. 778 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,200 Yeah. 779 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,720 You know, those fucking wolf people. 780 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,720 Yeah. 781 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,720 Oh yeah. 782 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,480 Like the theory is that there used to be a whole bunch more, but once those, uh, certain 783 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,960 few started getting obsessed with it, everybody left. 784 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,680 It's like, ah, fuck y'all. 785 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,680 Yeah. 786 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,680 Why didn't like being a werewolf either? 787 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,680 Yeah. 788 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,960 It was kind of really limited. 789 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,320 You're a fucking, although if I had to choose, I would choose to be the werewolf over the 790 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,720 vampire and the ball fucking. 791 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,200 The vampire was ass like really ass. 792 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,200 Like you couldn't do nothing. 793 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,000 Like you try going into a fight. 794 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:49,480 Cause I tried to play as a vampire for like 20 minutes after I had gotten that. 795 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,000 I had a, what's her name? 796 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,720 I turned me into a vampire again after it was part outside of the story. 797 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,720 Yeah. 798 00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:00,440 I had one fort to go in there and complete one quest got my ass kicked. 799 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,440 Jesus. 800 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,280 Because you can't re you can't replenish your health super fast or anything. 801 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,280 Oh. 802 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:09,760 So like you have to, uh, to actually kill somebody to drain their blood and stuff like 803 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,520 you like, it's just, it's more hassle than it needed to be. 804 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,960 You know, the worst, being a vampire, Merrowind like, first of all, you had to find these 805 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,800 places that back then they didn't have markers. 806 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,800 No. 807 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,800 So I use the real map on the, in the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 808 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,800 the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 809 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,180 the, the, the, the, main map being, you know, was basically like this and I closed it, you 810 00:34:26,180 --> 00:34:30,960 could only see people with the Marker at night of meet and greet. 811 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,000 But this map was pretty Boy that was cool. 812 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Literally you could. 813 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:43,280 Maybe get around more Definitely be more Just like more vin, more vin at 814 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:49,280 all in like you know, I just, it, you just it seemed like it was how fighting was going 815 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,280 to play. 816 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,440 It was definitely not. 817 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,920 I didn't die instantly was because it was a cloudy day, 818 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,760 but my health burst into flames. 819 00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,840 There's no way to explain it. 820 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,640 You know, you see your health go lower and lower, right? 821 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,840 Like you can see the progression of you getting weaker, 822 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,680 about to die. 823 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,840 It was like red for full, and then it was gone. 824 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,520 Like in the blink of an eye. 825 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,740 It even drained down. 826 00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:15,400 It was just almost dead. 827 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,320 I fucking turned around and went back inside 828 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,320 and almost fucking collapsed on the ground. 829 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,000 You made the mistake one. 830 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,600 And I never became a vampire again. 831 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,080 All right, next theory. 832 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,520 Elder Scrolls focuses on the gray areas. 833 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,120 In most choice based games. 834 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,320 The gray beards? 835 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,640 The gray beards, yeah. 836 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,800 It is incredibly easy to decipher 837 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,040 which choice is the morally upright one, 838 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,560 and which is the morally questionable one, 839 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,600 as it is usually pretty easy to pick one 840 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,000 exclusively throughout the game. 841 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,520 However, this game does not make it so easy 842 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,840 and often test the boundaries of morality entirely. 843 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:58,000 It questions the morality entirely. 844 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,240 Some players believe that this was done intentionally 845 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:03,840 in order to focus on the gray areas of life and morality. 846 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,720 And that's true. 847 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:07,960 Here's the good one. 848 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,240 Here's the bad one is what I've always seen them do. 849 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:13,080 Maybe like a third option, like kinda good or bad. 850 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:13,920 Yeah. 851 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,960 There's been some games where it's like, you do this 852 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,800 and it's a hard one. 853 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,440 Like the Witcher. 854 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,000 That isn't true. 855 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:20,840 Like constant. 856 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:21,680 Black or white? 857 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,040 No, like gray. 858 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:23,880 Or gray. 859 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,760 Like no matter what you choose, 860 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,880 you're gonna fuck someone over, 861 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,840 but you don't have any choice. 862 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,680 Yeah. 863 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,000 I had a guy fucking either, 864 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,560 I save all these kids, 865 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,480 and this woman dies or something, 866 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,440 then her husband hangs himself 867 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,800 in the fucking back of his car. 868 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,640 Like it's all like, 869 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,560 what the fuck am I supposed to do? 870 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,400 Or I let these evil witches have these kids, 871 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,040 and then they'll protect some, 872 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,880 I can't explain it, 873 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,360 cause I don't remember it very well, 874 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,080 but either every choice fucks you up the ass. 875 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,000 So in no matter what, it's a gray area. 876 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:55,840 Yeah. 877 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,680 Like it was just like, 878 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,440 like which is the last evil one is basically what it is. 879 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,840 Yeah. 880 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,680 Yeah. 881 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,080 I would say that Elder Scrolls, 882 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,160 like there's a few things that are more questionable, 883 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,440 but most of it, 884 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,520 like, okay, if you want to finish the whole game, 885 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,040 things are questionable automatically. 886 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,600 Like to finish the whole game, 887 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,560 you have to either become part of the Dark Brotherhood 888 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,760 or not. 889 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,280 So, or the Thieves Guild, 890 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,040 or like to actually finish- 891 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,080 Oh, like on the every fucking storyline? 892 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,280 Yeah, to actually finish every storyline, 893 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,840 yes, you would have to make some kind of- 894 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,840 Here's my great trick, 895 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,400 being a godlike being in Elder Scrolls, 896 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,920 was every time the Dark Brotherhood 897 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,760 would give you the contract, 898 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,760 that you were not allowed to read, 899 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,080 I would save it, 900 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,320 I would read it, 901 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,760 then I would reload it, 902 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,480 because if you gave him the letter while it was open, 903 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,320 like, oh, I see you read it, 904 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,640 so I can't trust you. 905 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,680 But if you gave it to the letter sealed, 906 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,320 so I always knew what I was doing morally. 907 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,160 Yeah. 908 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,000 I was like, yeah, it's fine. 909 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,840 Yeah. 910 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,680 Yeah. 911 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,920 All right, the next one is, 912 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,840 Shag, Orath, and Dragonborn are one in the same. 913 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:09,520 Now this theory has more or less been confirmed 914 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,600 by the games itself, 915 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,480 but some people still feel like it is a 916 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,440 real deal for debate. 917 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,640 This theory states that the main character 918 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,920 from Elder Scrolls games, 919 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,360 and the character of Sheogorath from the Oblivion game, 920 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,720 are in fact the same character. 921 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,360 This theory can be proved, 922 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,720 be improved upon when combining 923 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:30,480 with one of the aforementioned Dragonborn origin theories. 924 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,080 So basically they're saying that you become Sheogorath. 925 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,640 How can I become that guy, 926 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,440 if that guy, doesn't that guy fuck with me 927 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,640 in Elder Scrolls, or in Skyrim? 928 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,040 Yes. 929 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,800 Could we just fuck it with himself? 930 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,640 Yes. 931 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:48,040 He's all fucking bored. 932 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,880 He just harassed himself. 933 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:51,720 Jesus. 934 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,080 The next one is, 935 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,520 It's that Scottish guy, right? 936 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,360 Yeah. 937 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,960 Jesus Christ. 938 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,640 The one that you fucking slap in the face, 939 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,480 if you attack him, 940 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,680 he'll just set you up in the sky and drop you. 941 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,520 Yeah. 942 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,360 Jeez. 943 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,200 Yep. 944 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,960 The next one is, what is Mike? 945 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,800 There's a, we'll see here. 946 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,040 It says, okay, I know that fantasy series 947 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,920 have ridiculous age slash lifespans, 948 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,000 but some have serious questions about Mike. 949 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,560 This character has been around for an exceptionally long time 950 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,680 and it goes beyond the level of suspicions of disbelief 951 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,000 that most people can afford the game. 952 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,480 So what is their deal? 953 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,280 Some theories explain that the character 954 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,560 is an adept time traveler that is always there 955 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,000 to help a friend in need. 956 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,760 While others claim that the character has long since passed 957 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,160 and we are simply interacting with the spirit form 958 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,840 after your lifespan has reached its end. 959 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,760 Fuck, it's Mike. 960 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,520 Mike the liar. 961 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,360 I don't remember him. 962 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,120 He's the Khajiit monk looking character. 963 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,120 Where you just randomly find him. 964 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,040 He's like, what's up, bro? 965 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,320 You want some skooma? 966 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,960 Yeah. 967 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,680 Well, he's not, I don't think he's one of the characters. 968 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,520 Like, he's just like, so nice to see a friend. 969 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,560 That's all he ever says. 970 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,400 Huh. 971 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,320 Like he's, but he's been in every Elder Scrolls game, 972 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:13,360 I believe, like the same character, Mike the liar. 973 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,280 Either I've met him and don't realize it or I, 974 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,880 because I barely played Merlblivion, 975 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,280 but I played more Merwin in Skyrim. 976 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,120 He was in Merwin too. 977 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,080 I remember him in Skyrim. 978 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,360 I don't remember him in Merwin. 979 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,880 But then again, it was those crevices that you, 980 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,600 there were still places there. 981 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,280 If I had a choice, I'd probably play Merwin over Skyrim. 982 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,600 I wish they would redo. 983 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,680 Because there was just so much like secrets, 984 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,280 like you had to go out of your way to find. 985 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:39,080 I wish they would do a remastered version of it though. 986 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,400 Like if you've got to remaster anything, 987 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,440 you might as well remaster Morrowind again, 988 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,120 because the game has a lot of legitimacy still, I think. 989 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,920 I prefer him to keep it like it is, 990 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,200 just hard as fuck. 991 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,240 No, so blocky. 992 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,080 The image of- 993 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,320 Fucking Cliff racers, everything. 994 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,520 Like leave everything the same, just update the graphics. 995 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,360 Oh, the graphics. 996 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,040 The graphics sucked. 997 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,160 Also, when you go back to it now, 998 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,760 it's like the old school- 999 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,400 You do the fucking crab walk sideways. 1000 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:10,400 The next one, Silverhand branched off from the companions. 1001 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,400 This theory states that the anti-supernatural zealots, 1002 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,120 who call themselves the Silverhand, 1003 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,000 were originally members of the companions, 1004 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,280 but branched off or defected when they became obsessed 1005 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,800 with becoming creatures of the night themselves. 1006 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,720 This theory makes sense as it could be the reason behind 1007 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:31,680 the fervor that pushes their anti-supernatural nature. 1008 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,680 Perhaps when they saw what they saw happen 1009 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,000 to the companions was such an abomination 1010 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,880 that they decided to form their own little club 1011 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,360 in order to put a stop to it. 1012 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,080 The ones that are going after all the werewolves 1013 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,200 and stuff like that in the world. 1014 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,600 Super weak. 1015 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,280 Yeah, they were extremely weak. 1016 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,200 And even carrying the swords was useless 1017 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,200 because they were heavy as fuck in the game. 1018 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,680 Super weak and useless, and I'm like, 1019 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,200 Gabe, you guys are terrible. 1020 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,040 Yeah. 1021 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,520 And you killed werewolves? 1022 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,480 You came and killed an argonian like me? 1023 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,040 Although I will say the werebears 1024 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,880 were really fucking difficult. 1025 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:04,880 In the island? 1026 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,680 Yeah, on Solstheim. 1027 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,320 Man, they would just fucking run up on you? 1028 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,680 Just out of nowhere. 1029 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,000 Say, come get these fucking hands. 1030 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,200 See what I did is I perched above on one, 1031 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,080 you know how like you go to areas you're not supposed to 1032 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,920 in Skyrim and go to the tallest edge of the mountain 1033 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,200 and then Dory just barely get an arrow over the edge 1034 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,560 and just started raining arrows down on their asses. 1035 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,040 What the fuck is happening? 1036 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:32,040 But that is all the fan theories that we have for today. 1037 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,400 I know that's all of them. 1038 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,240 Oh, I'm sure there's a whole- 1039 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,200 There's like a 12 billion of them at this point. 1040 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,040 Yeah. 1041 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,880 Just bring out number six. 1042 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,800 And then you won't have the crazy people 1043 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,960 that have their tin foil hats on where it's like, 1044 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,640 I know there's more to this. 1045 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,280 Man, then you're like, well, let's wait for number seven. 1046 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,280 Seven might not even be in our lifetime. 1047 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,680 We're going no. 1048 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,520 No. 1049 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,080 We're waiting for Elder Scrolls 6 1050 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,280 and we're waiting for GTA 6. 1051 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,240 They'll probably drop it on the same day. 1052 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,080 Probably. 1053 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,560 And then fucking consoles will blow up 1054 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,800 when you try to play them. 1055 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,640 And Elder Scrolls 6, when it does come out, $300. 1056 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,960 800 gigabytes. 1057 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,280 Where you need to have like the most high-end computer system 1058 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,560 ever to even play it. 1059 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,080 Just like a fucking jet engine taking off. 1060 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,880 Like, oh God, everybody hold on. 1061 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,920 I have to get a hold of Linus Tech Tips 1062 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,600 to be able to even have a computer that works for him. 1063 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,440 He hit the guy. 1064 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,000 And all the video that he does right, 1065 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,160 it's just like him sobbing on a chair 1066 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,960 because he can't figure it out either. 1067 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:36,800 Stop. 1068 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,600 That would be hilarious though. 1069 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,440 I don't know, man. 1070 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,000 It's like, if it's still six years away, 1071 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,080 we'll be in the fucking 40s. 1072 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,800 Jesus Christ. 1073 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,760 It's like, dad, we want to go to the park, motherfucker. 1074 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,640 I'm playing Elder Scrolls 6. 1075 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,440 The old lady that plays Skyrim and stuff like that, 1076 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,760 she'll be long gone from this earth. 1077 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,040 Knowing how the world works, right, it's cruelty. 1078 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,040 She'll die the day before it comes out. 1079 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,120 Yeah. 1080 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,920 Or she'll be the only 100 year old 1081 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,160 over there playing the game. 1082 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,320 The only thing keeping her alive is to finish the game. 1083 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,720 Clock's in 100 plus hours and she fucking croaks. 1084 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,400 But that is all that we got for today. 1085 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,280 Anything else to add before we head out? 1086 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,920 Well, they're making GTA 6, but if you guys need an actor 1087 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,600 for GTA 7, I'm available. 1088 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,160 I'll be the main character for GTA 7. 1089 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,120 I'll do whatever you want. 1090 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,040 Whatever you need. 1091 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:31,880 I'll do whatever you want. 1092 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,880 I'll make you feel good. 1093 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,520 I'll make you feel good. 1094 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,560 Just make me feel good. 1095 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,080 Just make me feel good. 1096 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,080 All right, we'll talk to you guys later. 1097 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:51,080 I'm dead serious, make me part of GTA 7.