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Hello and welcome to episode 45 of the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown

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movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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This is what we are covering tonight.

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This is not deja vu.

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We're covering Doc Constantine again.

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My side of it.

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Michael watched it.

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Now I'm I watched it too after he did and I was so excited to watch it.

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I shared my little insights.

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Cool.

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But let's go ahead and get into it.

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All right.

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So because we covers Constantine on the last video.

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I was like, man, this is a good movie.

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And I had if there's any major flaw with it, I'll tell you at the end of my little dissertation

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here.

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Right.

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But there was one major flaw that I couldn't wrap my head around until yesterday, which

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is like I watched this a week ago.

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So I was like, that's why it feels like that.

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Right.

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When I kept watching it and it made perfect sense when I finally realized what it was.

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But I will do that after I go through this.

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So of course, overall, would you think of it?

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It's a solid movie.

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It earned and it deserved its cult status.

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And the sequel, we'll see how it goes.

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So you disagree with the original rating of a five out of 10?

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It did.

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It's better than a five out of 10.

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Right.

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It's a little bit better than average.

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Everything has flaws and like I'll get into them.

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But it's a good movie to watch, you know, sit down and just enjoy a good movie.

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It's coming.

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Count of Reefs.

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Yeah.

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You know, he was John Wick.

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The version where he's an asshole to people.

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And even him being an asshole is like the tamest version of being an asshole I've ever

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seen.

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Still the nicest kind of asshole.

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Not holding an elevator is like the most fucked up thing you did in that movie.

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He's like, wait, the elevator is no.

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I'm going down.

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No, when she said she's like, oh, you're going down.

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I was like, not if I can help you.

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And he fucking drags a fucking takes a full puff of cigarettes and spills it in the small

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lady's face.

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He wasn't nowhere near the asshole that the character actually is.

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Right.

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But it's Count of Reefs.

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So the first thing that pops up is the thing about the spirit destiny that says he who

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possesses the spirit destiny holds the fate of the world in his hands.

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And I'm like, if I remember history right, or from whatever this myth grew out of was

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the fact that the Nazis have for some reason had the spirit destiny.

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That was the big fucking like legend.

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And I guess they incorporated it into the movie.

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And well, they get that from DC's version of the spirit of destiny.

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Is that when the little myth started?

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Yeah, it was lost during World War Two.

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Because I remember in Hellboy, the 2004 one with Guillermo del Toro and Ron Perlman, he

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also had the spirit destiny.

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So for some reason, the Nazis always have the spirit destiny.

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So I'm like, OK, so it's been lost.

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Yeah, then it's been lost to time.

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It's the spirit of destiny has been missing since the end of World War Two.

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And lo and behold, when those Mexican guys are digging through like the most desolate

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place to look for treasure.

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I'm like, it wasn't like an old church or something like that, I think.

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It was no, it's just a rundown on like structure.

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Like it was like not even a habit.

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It was like a like a fallout from a bomb explosion.

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No, I mean, I think that's what it was.

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It was supposed to be a church, like a missionary church.

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It didn't look like just like like a metal structure like that, like half of one.

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And like a wood floor.

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I don't know what the fuck they were looking for.

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Like they were not going to find shit out there.

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A fucking Fanta can of Fanta.

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So the guy, of course, his foot breaks through the bottom of that, the woods, and he pulls

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out the fucking spirit destiny and it's in a fucking wrapped in a fucking Nazi flag.

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I'm like, so they did fucking have it.

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But if it was so powerful, my thinking goes, did a set a group of Nazis steal it from Hitler?

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And that's what led to them losing the World War.

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Or did something else happen?

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Did someone like some magical beings of the time, right, fought against Hitler and they

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were able to counteract the spirit power.

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So the Nazis hit it because it was so powerful.

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They wanted to keep it in case they wanted to restart another, you know, war is I don't

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understand why they had, why they lost the war.

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So that's the only thing I can like rationalize is that some other magic users of that time

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in the fifties, like, you know, the fucking Allied forces like, oh, we got wizards too.

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And then they fought the Nazi wizards and they beat them and they didn't want them to

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get the spirit destiny.

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So Nazi hit it for some reason.

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They hit it in Mexico.

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Well, if I remember right, I would DC lore, it's a, it was hidden in that church specifically.

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Just that one for like, it was, it was like a sanctified church.

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So it's supposed to be hidden there away from everybody else.

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Cause then nobody knows where it is.

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But if I remember right, it was Nazis that hit it though.

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Fucking Nazis.

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The root of all evil.

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And the funniest part to me is the fact that the Mexican guy gets it right.

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And of course it becomes indestructible because he gets possessed by Maaman.

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But it would have been funny as he tries to cross the border.

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If they had caught him and sent him back to Mexico.

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Like, ah, fuck.

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I know it wouldn't have not have worked in that movie, but it would have been fucking

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hilarious.

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Like every time he tried to catch me, he's like, damn, Maaman can't get back to Los Angeles.

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He's trying to get to Los Angeles.

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And they won't fucking let him cross.

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Like, damn it.

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Trying to cross the Tijuana.

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Like everywhere he goes, they fuck border patrol, the most powerful force.

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And he can't get cross border patrol.

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Damn it.

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These motherfuckers.

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That would be funny though.

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So we go to Constantine and that demon possessed girl.

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For some reason he had to specify that this was a soldier demon that was trying to rip

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through her fucking stomach.

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I don't know why they kept saying like, oh, it's a soldier demon.

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I guess because it's like, it gets a higher level of demon.

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But he kept saying that the soldier demon was trying to rip out of this girl.

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And he had those fucking like weird, like, uh, I don't want to say keys, but that's what

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they were shaped like on, on like a fucking key ring.

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And he was the ones we talked about at the end of the last episode about it.

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Did we?

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Yeah.

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Where he shoves it into her head.

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And like, I didn't realize when I watched it, I didn't like, he had like a, like, I

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don't know if it's a bunch of different religions or just a bunch of different symbols that

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affect specific demons, right?

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But he was going through them, right?

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And then that one, that specific one was the sun was like, you know, like the rays coming

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on the side.

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And he kept putting them like, he had them against the window and the light and he kept

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putting one forward to show it.

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And like he dropped it because it was no effect.

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The other one came up, dropped it, no effect.

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And then that third one came up and demon was like, oh shit.

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And he's like, there's the one.

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And that's, that was so weird.

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Like if you, I don't know if it's different religions or if it's different, just symbols

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of the same, you know what I mean?

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I couldn't understand that part.

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Plus he didn't say what it was, those things, which makes me fucking mad.

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It bothers you cause you want to know.

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Like, oh yeah, I went on this actual thing.

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So of course you got his sidekick, Chaz Kramer.

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I don't know if it's Chaz Kramer or Kramer Chaz.

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Chaz Kramer.

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Chaz Kramer.

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Yeah.

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And like it's fucking Shia LaBeouf.

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You know what's funny is that's, that's the second, I think that was the second movie

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in the same year that he was a sidekick to a, a, a A-list celebrity.

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Was the other one Indiana?

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No.

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This was years later was Indiana Jones.

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It was I, Robot with Will Smith.

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He was in that movie too.

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He was kind of a sidekick as well.

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I forgot that he was even in that movie.

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Because he didn't do shit in that movie.

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Like he didn't do shit in this movie.

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Well, like he did a little bit more, but you know, not enough.

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So when you meet Chaz, there's a whole bunch of books on his fucking dashboard and they

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show one specifically called Satanism and Witchcraft, the classic study of medieval

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superstition and no shit.

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It's an, it's a real book in on Amazon for like fucking $17 really by Jules Mitch, Mitch

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and Mitchell.

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So it looks like Chaz has been doing some actual homework cause he's got like a hundred,

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like a dozen books on the fucking dashboard.

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Like he's taking his fucking apprenticeship seriously.

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All right.

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So the next thing was the, the protection necklace was like, okay, so this thing is

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apparently incredibly powerful.

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This necklace.

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It's a father Hennessy, keep the voices out of his head.

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Right.

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And he gave it to Angela to protect her from getting abducted by Amon.

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Like we're going on the basis.

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You guys saw the first one, so I'm not going to, I'm going to go back and forth and if

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she leaves it in the car to go to, to go find a Constantine and then she gets fucking abducted

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by a Gabriel, I'm guessing, but she gets sucked through the fucking walls.

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It was Gabriel.

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And I'm like, wait, so if this necklace is that powerful for one, why the fuck didn't

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Hennessy put it back on?

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And he just fucking lost his damn mind.

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I guess he got up to, uh, he had given it to Constantine.

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Did he?

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Did Constantine, I thought he put it in his pocket.

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No, he gave it to Constantine.

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No because he took it out of his pocket when he's dead, when he was dead.

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Did he?

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Uh, he like found it in his chest pocket.

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So Hennessy still had it on him.

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And I'm like, what the fuck did you not wear it for?

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My guessing is that Balthazar, uh, was getting into his head a little bit.

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And so he, he didn't even give him the option of thinking about it.

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So he's like, he was, you know, when you're fucking irrational and you're losing your

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shit.

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Drinking a whole bunch of liquor thinking that you're not drinking nothing.

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So he, he was not in his right state of mind.

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So Constantine took the necklace back, but then if that necklace was so fucking powerful,

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what gets me was here's the plot point problem was he gave, so he goes to, uh, uh, confront

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Balthazar, which by the way, Balthazar gives me a fucking two-faced vibes, the whole fucking

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movie.

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First he's got the suit like to like, uh, Harvey Dent and he does the coin thing.

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And then when Constantine, uh, throws holy water on him, he gets the fucking split face.

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And I'm like, what?

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You're doing this on purpose.

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I know you are.

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Yep.

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I'm gonna face the entire movie for me.

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So, uh, so yeah, he goes and confronts Balthazar.

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He, uh, he had just, uh, uh, made his fucking shotgun cross gun, the cross gun, I'm gonna

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call it.

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And uh, there was another fucking point of contention with me was he goes and fights

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Balthazar and immediately loses the gun on the floor.

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I'm like, what, like all that buildup and you fucking lose it in the first fucking altercation.

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But fire also doesn't hurt him really.

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Well, he should have thought of that.

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He should have put some fucking holy water across him or something.

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So he loses it to Balthazar and then that, and that same scene, uh, is, no, uh, Angela

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leaves the necklace that he just put on her neck himself.

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She thought he was going in for a kiss and she's like, ah, no, put this necklace on.

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And, uh, and then for some reason she takes her coat off.

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The reason she takes the necklace off though is because it interferes with her psychic

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powers and blocks them.

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She wasn't using them anyway.

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That's why it helped, uh, the father because whenever he's wearing it, it doesn't like

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his psychic abilities that he has don't affect him as much.

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Well, that's a good way to, I mean, they should have elaborated a little bit on it, but yeah,

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whenever you actually do the digging into the, like the, the lore of that specific necklace,

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that's why.

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Oh man.

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That thing is that necklace is like tremendous then that necklace also, if I remember right

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appeared in Sandman too, the same one.

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I mean obviously different multiverse like yeah, but it's, it should be the, I think

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it's the same exact necklace.

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I don't know.

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I mean they should have just left it out of the fucking thing anyway.

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Yeah.

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She never used the fucking pointless.

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Like what was the point of doing that scene and then have her leave it in the fucking

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car?

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I think it was more of so that way they could have them get real close together and then

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not kiss.

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They could have done that any other way.

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It was that little like plot device.

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The cool thing that I liked was Angela late in ability.

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She told the, when she went to go confess to the father that she like feels like something

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guides her toward to that specific crook and it tells you, it tells her when to fucking

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duck, when to shoot, when to, uh, so her abilities were always there, but on a more, uh, subconscious

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level and a more practical level, if she was like just constantly killing, uh, she was

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like, and she had like a fucking standing invitation to talk to the father cause she

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constantly killed crooks.

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She always knew where to go and she always knew when to shoot them, where to shoot them

282
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and when to duck away.

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I'm like, damn, that'd be a great power to have.

284
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Just like an innate ability of to fucking, yeah.

285
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So now my favorite part of the scenes, the movie was a B man when he meets B man in his

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apartment, one thing I couldn't understand was, so do they both live in the same fucking

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spot B man and Constantine because he was, Constantine lives above the bowling alley.

288
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It seems like B man lives in the bowling alley in the back.

289
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Yeah.

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And I'm like, do you guys live on the same?

291
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I think they might live in the same building.

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It was so weird to me cause like that bowling alley like kept showing up, but it was two

293
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different fucking scenes.

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It'd be the back of the bowling alley for B man and then it'd be above the bowling alley

295
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for Constantine in his apartment.

296
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So I'm like, so why did he, why did he, so I like that they're fucking roommates or something.

297
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But the stuff that he gave him was really exciting to me.

298
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I got to B man as his supplier.

299
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So for some reason he trades a fucking toy Indian.

300
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Remember that little toy that does a sheep, or no like, he's like, Oh, thank you Constantine.

301
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This would be, I don't know what the weird, his obsession is with the weird fucking, you

302
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know what I mean?

303
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Because for what he got and what he traded was a really unfair trade to me.

304
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Because he got the, he got bullet shavings from the assassination attempt on the Pope.

305
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So basically they're saying the Pope is a magical person in this world.

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And because those bullets hit him that they now had gained magical ability.

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Yeah.

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Cause he, the bullet shavings, if I remember there wasn't an actual assassination attempt

309
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on the Pope, wasn't it back in like 90s?

310
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And they shot him, but he survived.

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So he's saying that he somehow got the shavings of some of those bullets.

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I don't know what they would do for Constantine.

313
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Maybe he snorts them.

314
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Who knows?

315
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It's possible.

316
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What else?

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He had the Holy water, epilers from the river Jordan, like little glass grenades.

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I like those.

319
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The river Jordan, I guess is a biblical thing.

320
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I don't remember mine.

321
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It is my Bibliosity.

322
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I don't know how to say it.

323
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My theology, theology.

324
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Yes.

325
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So that was cool.

326
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What was your theology?

327
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You had a dragon's breath, which I'm guessing is just, it was just a, like a little wand

328
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for dragons or their, uh, fire.

329
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So I guess dragons are now almost extinct in this world.

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So it's hard to come across their ability.

331
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Maybe is what I'm guessing.

332
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So I thought you couldn't get any more to go.

333
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I got my ways, John.

334
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So he's got dragon's breath.

335
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My favorite one was the screech beetle.

336
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He said he got it from Amityville.

337
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And that was fucked up.

338
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Amityville?

339
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Where the Amityville horror happened?

340
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Yeah.

341
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He had a little fucking Cleopatra matchbox and it does, it sounds like a little fucking

342
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beetle screeching, but the falling, it sounds like nails on a chalkboard, which man, for

343
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some reason, it always hurts my front teeth.

344
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What affects you when you, when you hear nails, like grinding on a chalkboard?

345
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It's always to me, it's always my two front teeth that I really hurt.

346
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Yeah.

347
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I'm like, man, what the?

348
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Or like right between your nose and your top of your mouth right there.

349
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It's like, it's a weird feeling.

350
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I don't know what other people feel, but that's what I feel.

351
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I'm like, I feel like my teeth are grinding against the fucking thing.

352
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Shit is fucking, shit.

353
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It fucking kills me.

354
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Yeah, it does.

355
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And for some reason it does make you feel that way.

356
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Don't it?

357
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It's fucking terrible.

358
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And you can feel it on your own fingers too.

359
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It's like, yeah.

360
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Um, so he had that stuff.

361
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Then he asked B man to look for the scrolls on a precedent for a demons being able to

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come to our plane.

363
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So I guess B man's his fucking also his, uh, researcher and stuff like that.

364
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Yeah.

365
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So that was cool.

366
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Uh, they did a little fucking, uh, painting when he went to go meet, uh, Gabriel for the

367
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first time at the library was that one Jesus on the cross getting stabbed by the spear

368
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,200
to let you know, Oh, this is going to be the spirit destiny.

369
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The foreshadowing basically.

370
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Yeah.

371
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Just a little Easter egg.

372
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Like, Oh, there you go.

373
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So we get to pop a pop a midnight and he is just too cool in this movie.

374
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:38,200
There's a, there's a, a guy that I'm reading a book about called John Truby and he's one

375
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of those, uh, story consultant for movies and all sorts of screenplays and stuff.

376
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:47,840
And he's given him, I'm reading both his books on being a better writer in general, like

377
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his 22 steps to be a master writer, a storyteller, which is a grand fucking thing to promote.

378
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:58,680
Like you read this cover to cover four times, you'll be a master storyteller that I can't

379
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tell everybody is there going to be, you know what I mean?

380
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,400
Yeah.

381
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,920
You gotta have a little bit of talent, but with a little bit of like instruction that

382
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,240
telling goes further.

383
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:15,120
Um, but he says, never make your side character or your secondary character more popular or

384
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more interesting than your main character.

385
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And I don't want to be an asshole, but pop a midnight was much more interesting to me

386
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,080
than Constantine in this movie.

387
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:30,000
They're like, man, you guys need to fucking tone it down on pop a midnight.

388
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Cause you're breaking a rule here.

389
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,640
He was better than that.

390
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,200
Cause I've seen him in Shazam.

391
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
Yeah.

392
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,200
Much better than fucking Shazam.

393
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,200
Yes.

394
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,200
Jesus.

395
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200
That was a terrible idea.

396
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,720
Like that character fits him specifically very well.

397
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It's like in my house, in my house.

398
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,440
So yeah, he's a crusader.

399
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,200
He used to be a crusader for good, but he took the oath of neutrality.

400
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,800
So he's got his fucking nightclub and John goes in there and I like that.

401
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,400
The card is just like, he's like two frogs, two frogs on a desk.

402
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,600
He's like two frogs on a bench.

403
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600
Yeah.

404
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,600
Two frogs on a bench.

405
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,440
And then fucking Kramer's was a rat in a dress.

406
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,960
And I'm like, man, he's not getting in.

407
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:20,600
So they have a little bit of a bad history because Constantine used to sell relics.

408
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,120
Cause I remember when he first came in, he used to sell more relics.

409
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,720
So I got out of that business a long time ago.

410
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,200
And he had sold pop a midnight at a forgery.

411
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,360
And John Constantine's like, I made a conness mistake.

412
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,400
So I'm surprised he let it go.

413
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,400
You know what I mean?

414
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,200
They just sold me a fake artifact.

415
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,160
I'd be pissed.

416
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,840
So they have a little bit of bad history, but they're still, they're both good guys.

417
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:47,680
So it's, you know, the water, what's the word?

418
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,440
You just like, uh, water under the bridge.

419
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,360
Yeah, basically.

420
00:19:52,360 --> 00:20:00,760
So the, one of the most interesting things was, uh, Gabriel told, uh, Constantine that

421
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:05,400
the reason he's going to die, it could, you smoke 30 cigarettes a day since the age of

422
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,540
15, since the age of 15.

423
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:12,760
And you know, I had to, so I did the math more, more or less.

424
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:16,820
So going from the movie, the movie coming out in 2005.

425
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:21,160
So that world is 2005, uh, America.

426
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,360
I know like they, they make, they make movies the year before.

427
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:29,320
So they filmed it in 2004, but in the movie in that universe is 2005.

428
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:34,380
So that, that, and he was a counter-reason board in 1964.

429
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:39,920
So within that context, he was 41 within the world of Constantine in 2005.

430
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,300
That's 26 years.

431
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:47,240
That is 9,490 days, which is like, I thought it would be way more than that, but that's

432
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,240
a lot of years.

433
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:53,320
That's a lot of days for 365 times 26.

434
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:59,440
So that is, he smoked, I'm sure she would, you know, exaggerate a little, you know, you

435
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:05,220
throughout the day things change, you know, it couldn't be exactly 30, but I did 30 exactly.

436
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:11,760
That means he smoked 284,700 cigarettes.

437
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,800
That smoke to almost a quarter of a million cigarettes.

438
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:19,400
No wonder you got lung cancer, you stupid bastard.

439
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,680
So there you go.

440
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:25,400
26 years, almost over a quarter of a million cigarettes.

441
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,400
Yeah.

442
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,040
He must've just fucking been wasting cash.

443
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,720
You seen his lungs whenever the devil ripped him out.

444
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,040
I saw the fucking whatever ooze it had.

445
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:38,520
I think his lungs were like clean after that, but man, they were gross.

446
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,480
Um, what else?

447
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:46,480
Uh, yeah, so Papa midnight was used to be a, uh, I didn't know what he was at first,

448
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,080
but he gets with just a regular guy.

449
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,320
He used to be a witch doctor.

450
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:53,680
Like a voodoo witch doctor, like I like constant, like a magician, like Constantine, a wizard

451
00:21:53,680 --> 00:22:00,400
and, uh, constantly something about a one witch doctor against 30 as guard Ash guard

452
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A S G A R A.

453
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,400
I didn't have time to look it up, but I'm guessing it's like demons or something.

454
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:13,080
So I guess, uh, uh, Papa Constantine or public property, Papa midnight, uh, used to just

455
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,760
fucking go to war against, uh, some other like organization or something.

456
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:21,480
Yeah, I'm not sure, but, uh, he w he fought the good fight and I guess he retired.

457
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:26,600
Uh, so see, because I think he's much older than he looks to.

458
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,600
Yeah.

459
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,400
He's like, the actor is always older than you think he is, but he's always like, like,

460
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,960
uh, it's like, uh, oh, what are you 30?

461
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:34,960
I'm 92.

462
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:39,960
Like God, uh, so that was that time that Angela gets saved by John.

463
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,200
Well, when Angela first meets John, right?

464
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,800
So he goes to his apartment, by the way, his apartment is weird.

465
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,380
Like it's a regular apartment, but like, you know, of course he's got like the fucking

466
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:49,380
on the door frame.

467
00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:54,680
He's got the, the protection symbols to keep entities out, I guess.

468
00:22:54,680 --> 00:23:00,480
And for somebody who has just a fucking, just a fucking line of fucking gallons of water,

469
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,040
just like against the fucking wall outside, like on the windows.

470
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,040
Did you see that?

471
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,080
Like what the fuck is all the water for?

472
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,080
I'm so confused.

473
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,080
Could be holy water.

474
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,080
That's what I was thinking.

475
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,400
Like, is it a holy water or are you just, you can, you're not paying your water bill.

476
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,200
You know what I mean?

477
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,200
Either is a possibility.

478
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,400
What the fuck is going on?

479
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,880
I think it might be holy water though.

480
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,440
So they meet and then she leaves cause he doesn't want to help her.

481
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:28,000
Then he fucking sees those demons coming after her and he has the, he goes and saves her

482
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,840
and the whole fucking place, the whole street goes black right before the demons attack

483
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,920
him and he gets to have fucking cloths around his hand, which I'm mad about cause he didn't

484
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,920
say what it was.

485
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,760
He'd like fucking, he, he lights it and it's like, he causes this fucking holy beam of

486
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,320
light to come out and burn away all the demons.

487
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,600
So I was mad about that.

488
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,080
I'm like, what, what is it?

489
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,080
What's the cloth?

490
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,080
What is it?

491
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,080
I want to know.

492
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:54,680
Well, I'm going to find out because I ordered the novelization of the book, the fucking

493
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,680
movie.

494
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,360
See, I got you on a diamond.

495
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,080
When the detective with me wakes up, it's hard to kill him.

496
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,280
I put him back to sleep.

497
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:11,120
So of course John goes to hell on that one, that time that he played fucking, uh, did

498
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,560
that surfing or whatever, the soul surfing.

499
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:19,280
He, like he had to fucking Angela give him a fucking little tub of water with the cat.

500
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,280
Yeah.

501
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,280
They just, you gotta wait outside though.

502
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,040
I'm like, why does she have to wait outside for?

503
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,040
I'm so real confused.

504
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,160
And he like, he goes to find Isabelle and he has that fucking little globe.

505
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:34,440
Oh, it looks like a little, like a little, uh, crystal ball, but like a compass, which

506
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,520
he didn't say what the fuck that was either.

507
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,120
I'm guessing it's to find specific souls that he needs to look for.

508
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,840
So he was looking for Isabelle, Angela's sister.

509
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:49,560
One thing they kept from the series, the comic books was the fact that any, any friend of

510
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,840
Constantine ends up in a horrific way.

511
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:58,080
The longer they stay friends with him, cause Hennessey, Bee Man and Kramer all die.

512
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,440
And they fucking three for three.

513
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,440
Yep.

514
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,400
The only reason Angela didn't die was because they were just now becoming friends.

515
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400
So by the next movie, she's probably dead.

516
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,720
Constantine too, she's dead already.

517
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720
Probably.

518
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,360
That's just how his character is.

519
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,360
Yeah.

520
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,640
Any, any of his allies always end up with a worst fate that they had before they met

521
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,720
him.

522
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,720
It's fucking terrible.

523
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,800
It goes with the comic books too.

524
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,920
So they kept up with that.

525
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,920
Pretty well.

526
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:23,920
Yeah.

527
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,920
Let me see.

528
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:25,920
What else do I have?

529
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:34,640
Of course, uh, Angela gets kidnapped by, uh, uh, Gabriel and, uh, he goes back to a pop

530
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:39,880
of midnight cause he, he's trying to figure out where they would go or what they're planning.

531
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:45,080
And he asked him to use the chair being in which the chair is an electric chair from

532
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:51,200
fucking the prison Sing Sing that they use to kill, you know, death, death row inmates.

533
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,720
200 men have gone through that fucking chair.

534
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,520
So apparently it's highly potent.

535
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,520
Yeah.

536
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,800
For a spiritual energy.

537
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,560
And uh, I knew now I found out why he needed the alcohol.

538
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,200
It's like to get, to give the fucking ground some flavor when he fucking lit it up with

539
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,200
the electricity.

540
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,000
It's like for flavor, spits it all on the ground.

541
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Then he fucking torches Constantine.

542
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Are you ready?

543
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,400
He flops him up immediately.

544
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,800
One thing I didn't like was the fact that, uh, Oh yeah.

545
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,640
The holy brass knuckles that constantly had when he, when he punched, when he punched

546
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,200
bouts his arm, it slides them on.

547
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,200
Yeah.

548
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,200
I'm like, okay.

549
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,200
I kind of liked that.

550
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:36,440
Uh, so let me think here.

551
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:41,000
Let me read through my fucking files of madness.

552
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:47,740
So the one thing I didn't like was that Papa midnight didn't show, just didn't team up

553
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:51,520
with them to go to the, you know, he's, he's still foot neutrality.

554
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:56,280
But I mean, like you made him too interesting with character, not to, uh, use him more.

555
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,280
Yeah.

556
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,120
Like he should have been on the, like, especially if it's like something as grave as what was

557
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:04,680
going to happen with hell on earth, like neutrality would be out the door.

558
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,000
Like Constantine should have told him that and be like, you know, you got to break your

559
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
oath.

560
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,920
So yeah, I, I, I, my hope is that for this new Constantine that they've announced anyway,

561
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:17,120
I hope they do have him like in it, like it's more of like a sidekick type character.

562
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,680
Well, he's the only one who's still be alive unless he died too.

563
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,640
I mean, it's a possibility.

564
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,440
Constantine has bad luck for everybody.

565
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,440
Basically.

566
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,520
Like he just absorbs their good luck or some shit.

567
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,520
Yeah.

568
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,800
Uh, so of course Chaz finally gets his big moment and he's, he's over the hell.

569
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,400
I like that he was sitting like they had melted down all those gold, uh, artifacts and we're

570
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,600
making like, like a Holy bullets with him.

571
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,400
That was fucking awesome.

572
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,640
Um, let's see.

573
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,840
So yeah, poor Chaz dies.

574
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:51,840
Yeah.

575
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,920
And a pretty bad way to just get getting smashed.

576
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,920
Yeah.

577
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,880
Like up and down the fucking wall on the ground.

578
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,920
I told you that would hurt so bad too.

579
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:06,560
Cause it's concrete floor and then just metal ceiling, just back and forth.

580
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,040
I'm thinking, let me see.

581
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:17,120
Here's one thing that I found kind of odd was that every time Angela died, uh, she would

582
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:23,560
go to hell like when Constantine tried to kill her in the bathtub, she fucking, uh,

583
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:28,080
broke through the, like she used her, her psychic abilities and, uh, she's like all

584
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,760
those poor souls trapped down there.

585
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,440
And like she died somewhere else.

586
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:37,760
I think I can't remember where in the movie, but she, there was two instances where she

587
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,440
sort of dies and she goes to hell.

588
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,640
Like why is she going straight to hell?

589
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,080
Because of her sister, the link that she has with Isabelle.

590
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,360
So she drags her to hell too?

591
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,360
Yeah.

592
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,800
I'd have been like, you dirty bitch.

593
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,800
That sucks.

594
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800
Let me see.

595
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:59,880
So, um, John's most powerful, I guess ability was those tattoos that he had that he used

596
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,680
pretty much at the end of the movie.

597
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:07,480
He's got like two, he's got one day it's one tattoo, but, uh, drawn on both of his arms

598
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,640
and he brings them up like, like, uh, forearm to forearm.

599
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,560
Like he has to pretty much pull down his sleeves.

600
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:18,800
And I guess like it brings forth like, uh, things that are hidden or invisible to the

601
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,800
naked eye.

602
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,800
Yeah.

603
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,840
Like that, that seemed like his most powerful, uh, that was pretty cool.

604
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,920
And it took him twice to be able to even do it.

605
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,920
Yeah.

606
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,440
Like the first time I kind of bounced back cause Gabriel's so powerful.

607
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:35,120
I mean, hell she grabbed fucking, by the way, that woman Tilda that plays, uh, Gabriel also

608
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,960
played the master in, uh, Dr. Strange.

609
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:44,960
So she has, she has a great ability of taking the roles of men and making them work for

610
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:45,960
her.

611
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:50,600
I kind of wonder if it was a joke from a Marvel because she had hair and constantly, but she

612
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,600
was bald and strange.

613
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,600
So we got her too.

614
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:59,120
Plus, I mean, you, you can, you gotta give her respect that she fucking knocked out the

615
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,040
incredible Hulk and end game.

616
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,040
Yeah.

617
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,360
Fucking knocked the soul out of his fucking body.

618
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,360
I'm like, God dang props to her.

619
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:13,240
Uh, so I mean, she fucking grabbed constant and she did what the Superman like breath

620
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:19,880
thing and he's like, ah, fucking gets lost like 40 feet away.

621
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,880
Okay.

622
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:26,920
So, so yeah, that's all the stuff that I noticed in the movie that I really enjoyed to watch.

623
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,920
Yeah.

624
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:33,320
I guess like I would have probably not done the, the, the slucifer coming down.

625
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,320
Should have been coming up.

626
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,320
Yeah.

627
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,840
Should have been like slower and like almost with like an ominous footstep, like, like

628
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,840
the T-Rex from Jurassic park.

629
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,840
Yeah.

630
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:46,400
Like, like he just comes, like he just opens up a door somewhere, like nothing, like coming

631
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,520
out of a fucking wall from hell, but like, like, like just like a nonchalant, like, like,

632
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:55,560
oh, not, not the elevator either, but like a stairway or something like it coming down

633
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,560
doesn't make any sense.

634
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,560
Cause he's not coming from heaven.

635
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:02,560
All I know is that it was a disgusting appearance and that's fucking black feet and like tarry

636
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,560
black.

637
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,720
Like he put some damn shoes on, like just, I don't know what the oil he was stepping

638
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,720
on.

639
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:14,760
I, I, I, whoever the, uh, not the director, but the art design person was had an obsession

640
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:15,760
though with feet.

641
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,920
Oh, because of a Gabriel too?

642
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:18,920
Yeah.

643
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:19,920
I noticed that too.

644
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,920
Did you notice that?

645
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,200
I'm like bitch, get your damn foot off of my fucking face.

646
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,480
It's not like it was attractive in any kind of way.

647
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:32,440
It was like to, to Garner disgust almost where it's like she's got her foot on his face.

648
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,400
She thought disrespectful, like, yeah, you're nasty fucking fungus tells on my face.

649
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,400
They were fungus there.

650
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,880
And then you have tar feed.

651
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,000
I guess he did have, I guess something about like, they don't need shoes apparently.

652
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Yeah.

653
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,600
They're like, ah, who cares about shoes?

654
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,600
We're all powerful.

655
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,400
Like you got all the other clothes, so you can put some shoes on too.

656
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,400
I see.

657
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,400
Uh, what do you call it?

658
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:01,360
Uh, they did the whole like, uh, burning off of the wings and stuff like that for Gabriel

659
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:06,120
at the end where it's just nubs on her back, but they did the nubs of the wings before

660
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,680
X-Men could do that with angel.

661
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,080
How angel used to shave them off.

662
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,080
Oh yeah, man.

663
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,080
That must've been painful.

664
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,080
Yeah.

665
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080
I'm sorry, dad.

666
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,080
I'm a memo freak.

667
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,080
My God, what the fuck?

668
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,160
I can't believe it.

669
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,160
My son's gay.

670
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,160
No, no.

671
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,160
What about the wings?

672
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,160
I don't care about the wings.

673
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,040
Just a super fucking rigid dad.

674
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,320
What did you think of the, uh, the mood of the movie?

675
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,320
Like the, the ambiance?

676
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:42,560
Um, then, well, it should not have been Los Angeles.

677
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,040
It was, it was too dark.

678
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,640
A setting, you know what I mean?

679
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,120
Like it was all, that movie was always dark.

680
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,160
The whole, like it was like, there's no sunlight.

681
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,440
There's no fucking way that works in Los Angeles.

682
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:58,400
Their version of Los Angeles is the saddest Los Angeles I've ever seen because like it's,

683
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,160
it's, I did not see sunlight.

684
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,880
Even when there was sunlight, it was dark as fuck.

685
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,880
Yeah.

686
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:04,880
I'm like, what the fuck?

687
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,240
Kinda, it's Los Angeles in this universe.

688
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,480
They're Los Angeles is gloomier than Chicago.

689
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,480
Yeah.

690
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,640
And I'm like, like a dusty gloomy too.

691
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,640
Yeah.

692
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,640
Like it didn't work.

693
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,640
It would be in Los Angeles.

694
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,640
Yeah.

695
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:21,240
And I'm like, it would have made sense if like, uh, it was like overcast, like that

696
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,240
coincided with what was the darkness that was coming.

697
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,320
So it would have been like a good, you know what I mean?

698
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,120
Like, like, like, oh, for some reason it's been raining and storming for weeks now in

699
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,200
a Los Angeles, like usually the sunniest place on earth.

700
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,200
Yeah.

701
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,240
But they never really say it's always just dark for no reason.

702
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,280
The only thing I can give them is that it could have been during fire season.

703
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,280
So just fucking smoke.

704
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,280
Yeah.

705
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,280
Cause smokey.

706
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,280
Cost is like delicious.

707
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,920
Breaking in that fucking ash.

708
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:56,800
Did you see that last after credit scene where it's got Chas looking like a fucking look

709
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:57,800
goofy as fuck.

710
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,800
Like I'll see you later.

711
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,160
Cause I'd have been mad as hell.

712
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,160
Like, damn it.

713
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,160
Cause I died a virgin.

714
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,160
You son of a bitch.

715
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,160
All right.

716
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:11,800
So I said, I, I, that was the one flaw that I saw in the movie from the beginning that

717
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,800
I couldn't figure out what it was.

718
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,400
And then like it hit me like on an epiphany.

719
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,200
I passed out after that.

720
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,200
After you got it.

721
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,200
I say, oh wow.

722
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,200
That's right.

723
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,200
Okay.

724
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:27,480
So there's a, when Papa midnight and constantly talking like, uh, come on, you Papa midnight

725
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,320
and you used to be a legend in all this.

726
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,320
Right.

727
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,480
And like in common is like, and you used to be the great John Constantine.

728
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480
And that was that phrase.

729
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,480
Right.

730
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,480
That little interaction.

731
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:44,120
And then the thing about like, uh, the only soul that devil would come up to collect is

732
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,120
John Constantine.

733
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,120
Right.

734
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:53,960
And that would have worked phenomenally better in a trilogy.

735
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:58,520
That movie felt like it was the last movie in a trilogy.

736
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,440
The way they had it going, like constantly like was now at the end of his rope with,

737
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,360
you know, the tumors and like he wasn't, he's not as great as he used to be, you know,

738
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:11,560
Mamon trying to bring hell on earth, Papa midnight retired that in the context of a

739
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:17,520
trilogy within the first movie being the introduction of John Constantine, we learned and we learned

740
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,760
like, and he does something like carnage that messes with the devil.

741
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,760
Right.

742
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,760
The middle movie being at his greatest, like the con John Constantine and the third movie

743
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:31,080
being him falling out of being the greatest, like he's at the land of his life.

744
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,840
That it would, it works three times as better if it was a trilogy.

745
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,840
Right.

746
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,480
So basically that movie was the final movie of a trilogy is how I saw it.

747
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,600
Like that's why, you know, like that stuff would have hit much harder if we had seen

748
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,600
it three times.

749
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,600
Right.

750
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,200
Like he's smoking in the first one gets worse than the second one.

751
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,800
Now he's got cancer in the third one, you know, him and Papa midnight are close in the

752
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,080
first one.

753
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,640
Maybe they teamed up the second one.

754
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,640
He's now retired.

755
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,120
The third one makes more sense for him to team up at one last time with John Constantine.

756
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,120
Yeah.

757
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:07,340
You know, like the first one would have him like a B man in Tennessee introducing them.

758
00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:10,400
So their deaths would hit even more at the end of the third one.

759
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,400
Yeah.

760
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,620
Like his friends always die.

761
00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:14,560
But other than that, it's a good movie.

762
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,320
But you're not the first one to say that.

763
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,320
I know I'm not.

764
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,080
I can't be the only one.

765
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,720
That's a whole theory online.

766
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,640
Is that it was supposed to be a trilogy like that.

767
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,880
And that would have been the third movie.

768
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,880
Damn.

769
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,800
So I knew the way it was set up, like the, yeah, like that's how, that's just like, that's

770
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,800
how it felt.

771
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,800
That's what a lot of people think.

772
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,240
Like the, the director says no, and the screenwriters are like, no, no, no.

773
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,480
Don't you lie to me.

774
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,480
They can't lie.

775
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,120
But it seems like you can tell a story when you, you know what I mean?

776
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,120
You can tell.

777
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,760
They can lie as much as they want, but you can tell.

778
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:52,120
Because if you did place that directly as a third movie, it like, if everything fits,

779
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,560
yeah, perfectly, especially with like the stakes being like the end of the world, hell

780
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,600
on earth, you know, they wouldn't work for like a first or second movie because then

781
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,760
where do you go from that movie?

782
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,760
You know what I mean?

783
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,760
Yeah.

784
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,480
Like that's what the start of the second one does.

785
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,120
Like I'm John, I got cancer again.

786
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,560
Just look at 50 packs.

787
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,680
Cause the only thing that actually makes it worse for this new movie.

788
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,680
Yeah.

789
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,800
Cause where do you go from here?

790
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:23,520
The only thing I can think of is that you do it as like a alternate DC like setup where

791
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:28,440
that was like the end of the other Constantine's life or something like, you know, like you'd

792
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,720
have to do something completely different though.

793
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:34,280
Cause you can't, you can't really start with the way that one ended.

794
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,280
Yeah.

795
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,400
Because let me like, you almost had like the, the antichrist on earth.

796
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,400
Yeah.

797
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,600
And like, wait a second one, you have the second antichrist, his brother, like to me,

798
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:49,120
the bond, it's a really bad name of kids.

799
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,120
This is my mom.

800
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,120
This is Bobon.

801
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,120
This is Steve.

802
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:59,480
But the way I don't know it, I thought it was a really good story and it was a good

803
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,960
movie, but like you said, if it was the third movie, it would have been like, it would have

804
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,560
been like, it would go down as one of the best comic book movies, trilogies of all time.

805
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,560
I think so.

806
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,560
Yeah.

807
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,560
But there's only one.

808
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,240
But I think that it was budget budget was super low.

809
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,720
So DC didn't even want to do it.

810
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:17,320
DC doesn't like doing any kind of John Constantine stuff really at all.

811
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:24,000
But like the last time they did, it was legends of tomorrow that CW with John Constantine

812
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,080
and they had a show with him too, a live action and it ended though.

813
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:34,680
Well, they tried like the character to me is he's more of a, he's very complex to add

814
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,640
to a superhero.

815
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:43,680
He fits more in a cinematic universe type thing just because he is a more complex character.

816
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,840
But having him like, it's one of those like team type shows.

817
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,800
Just, I don't know, it just doesn't work very well.

818
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,480
It just said like, you mean you Superman, we got this and it wouldn't work.

819
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:57,720
But he has worked with Batman, Batman works sometimes, but I mean, Batman,

820
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,440
you've seen Justice League Dark, right?

821
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,440
Yeah.

822
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,800
Like he fits that pretty well.

823
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,400
I was looking at it from like the general audience perspective was like, would be like

824
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:15,160
Batman is the dark gritty reality, like the new Batman movie and John Constantine is like

825
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,620
the supernatural dark demons and stuff.

826
00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:24,320
So it would take a little bit to build it up into like a team up.

827
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,320
Yeah.

828
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,840
Cause you always have to do with the audience, like will they believe like right now they

829
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,280
believe a raccoon is a super like, you know, a superhero, right?

830
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,960
More than a more than fucking the flash.

831
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,960
Yeah.

832
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,840
So you build up to those things.

833
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,840
You know what I mean?

834
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,840
You don't just throw them in there like they did.

835
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,720
If they would have started, if they would have done a trilogy with Constantine and don't

836
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,340
get me wrong, I know it probably would have been hard because it's not a character that

837
00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:49,140
everybody knows very well.

838
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:52,960
So it's not like doing a Batman trilogy and just, you know, being able to put it out there.

839
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,440
Like I think you would have had to have built it up a little bit differently for that to

840
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:00,960
originally come out and see, that's why that one is a cult classic as it is now because

841
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,360
it, and people that love John Constantine now can go back and it's like, Oh, this fits

842
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,360
perfectly as a third.

843
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,760
It's like it's Keanu Reeves.

844
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,760
Right.

845
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,640
It still fits at the end of his life, apparently.

846
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,800
But if you, if they would have done any kind of movie back then in like Oh five through

847
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:20,360
2010, like, like a Zatanna movie or something where you include him into it, that would

848
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,160
fit cause he's part of that whole narrative.

849
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,240
I think they are doing a just league black though, or dark.

850
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,240
Are they?

851
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,240
Yeah.

852
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:31,360
Well, Gamel de Toro, I think so.

853
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:37,720
They, uh, well, cause of James gunned, taken over the creative side or basically all of

854
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:45,360
a DC you now, they're making a, because when did Batman begins come out?

855
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,840
Uh, I can't remember what Oh five.

856
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,600
Was it a five or Oh four?

857
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,600
It sounds familiar.

858
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,800
So I'm worried like in the two thousands though, right?

859
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,800
I think so.

860
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,800
Well yeah, it'd be the two thousands.

861
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:02,480
I mean, I like the early two thousands, I think, uh, I'm probably completely off, but

862
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:08,080
if you would have had like the, the Batman begins trilogy and then had the Constantine

863
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,120
and have that as a trilogy and then you could have always so had something to do with like

864
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:18,480
a Zatanna Zatara type thing and then have them come together in a bigger movie later

865
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,920
on that actually would have worked.

866
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,040
I thought I am wrong.

867
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:26,480
The justice league dark HBO max show, the reporting canceled.

868
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,480
Nevermind.

869
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:35,080
But I love the concept of justice league dark because you have the, you have Batman, which

870
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,040
is the skeptic on every fucking thing.

871
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,360
He sees this shit happen with the justice league.

872
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,840
He's like, Oh bullshit bullshit.

873
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:50,960
It is a magician and sorcerer doctor faint sorcerer magic don't exist.

874
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,960
That's all bullshit.

875
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,560
That would be the funny bullshit.

876
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,560
Just possessed by a demon.

877
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,560
The demon leaves because it's bullshit.

878
00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,560
I didn't get possessed.

879
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,560
What was it?

880
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:08,520
So there was a, I was it justice league unlimited or one of those where a dead man tried to

881
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,880
take over Batman's mind.

882
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,040
But Bruce is a, he's too resilient.

883
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,040
I think.

884
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,040
Yeah.

885
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,040
Where he can't, it can't do it.

886
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,920
Did the one where he gets sucked in the face by Robin?

887
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,920
I think so.

888
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,920
You take the one Batman's body.

889
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,920
It was David Wayne.

890
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,920
He starts fucking swinging.

891
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,920
They go down a fucking cliff or some shit.

892
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,920
Yeah.

893
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,920
Yeah.

894
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,960
I kind of remember from the comic book, but he's like, he's too resistant to any kind

895
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,960
of mental manipulation.

896
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,640
I like how it suddenly swings no matter what.

897
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,640
Damien.

898
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,640
Yeah.

899
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,640
Like he just started, no questions asked.

900
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,640
It starts fucking slinging.

901
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,080
And brings out the swords.

902
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:48,760
Basically like the, the more, a more aggressive Batman, if Batman couldn't be more aggressive

903
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,880
as it is, if Batman didn't have any fucking self control.

904
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,880
Yeah.

905
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,880
Yeah.

906
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,880
The Damon Waynes.

907
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,280
I kind of like the young justice version of Batman.

908
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,280
Yeah.

909
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,480
Man, that's a good, well, apparently they've, they actually started again.

910
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,200
I haven't watched any of the new episodes of young justice.

911
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,200
Yeah.

912
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,200
Cool.

913
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,280
I remember the, do you remember how they got the name young justice?

914
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,280
No.

915
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,040
Where it's like, it's not young.

916
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,040
It's just us.

917
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,040
Cancel that shit.

918
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,040
So it's young justice.

919
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,040
Cancel that shit right now.

920
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,040
Cause that was from the early 2000s I think.

921
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,040
Just cancel.

922
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,320
Just for that goofy dad joke.

923
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,880
Well that was in the comic books, not in the, not in the show.

924
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,880
Cancel the show just to teach the comic lesson.

925
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,880
Just to teach the comic book.

926
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,880
Yeah.

927
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,880
We have to send them a message.

928
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,880
Not about the money.

929
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:38,220
It's about sending a message.

930
00:43:38,220 --> 00:43:40,640
So overall, what'd you think of the cinematography of it though?

931
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:45,360
Like the shots and stuff like that aside from the mood of it, but like the, the choice,

932
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,360
the way, yeah.

933
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,680
Like the effects and stuff.

934
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,680
Yeah.

935
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,680
They're all fine.

936
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,680
Not too bad.

937
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:56,360
At least for an, for an old five movie, they actually had some decent like visual effects.

938
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,720
They knew like where to place it.

939
00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:03,280
Like a lot of things that go wrong in movies nowadays is combat where you have someone

940
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,900
swinging swinging with your right hand, right?

941
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:10,960
To punch somebody and the person, instead of falling on their right side, which would

942
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:15,720
be toward the camera, they'd fall on the left side, which is away from the camera.

943
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:20,620
But the guy was punching on his right with his right hand.

944
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:23,400
So let's say if I ran up and you have punched you, right?

945
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:28,920
And instead of falling to your right, which is my left, you fall to my right, which is

946
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,220
also my right.

947
00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:32,220
They did a lot of movies.

948
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:35,160
Like they just don't do good choreography of what they're doing.

949
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,560
Like continuity wise.

950
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,560
Right.

951
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,040
It's yeah, it's pretty bad.

952
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,860
Some of those things I like that they didn't just rely on practical or they didn't rely

953
00:44:42,860 --> 00:44:44,320
on special effects.

954
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,840
There's a lot of practical effects too in the actual movie itself.

955
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:52,200
So like with Balthazar, like they didn't just rely purely on special effects.

956
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,040
They actually had the makeup that made him look almost like two things.

957
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,360
He looked just like two things.

958
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,560
I don't know why they went with that.

959
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,280
He looked like a better two face than the two face from the Batman forever movie.

960
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,280
Yeah.

961
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,200
And like he had like the fucking suit, like Harvey Dent.

962
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,880
Like it like there's no way the coin.

963
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,880
Yeah.

964
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,880
I don't know what they were.

965
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,840
Is Balthazar just like trying to pretend to be Harvey Dent?

966
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,840
Could be.

967
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,520
Is that what the history about the character is?

968
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,360
I'm real confused as to why they went with that angle at all.

969
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,480
Or just like a little Easter egg to Batman.

970
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,480
Yeah.

971
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,480
Who knows?

972
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,480
It was just weird.

973
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,480
It was probably an Easter egg I would think.

974
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,800
Because it's like, I mean he is DC associated.

975
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800
Yeah.

976
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,040
So it could be a Harvey Dent type thing.

977
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:37,640
But out of all the characters, so random.

978
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:38,640
But it's a good movie.

979
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,640
Check it out.

980
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,640
Go read the book like I'm going to.

981
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,640
And we'll have a third episode.

982
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:47,120
Third episode and I can, yeah, I probably go into a deeper detail of everything.

983
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,600
If you know me, I always go deep.

984
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,600
As the ladies.

985
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:54,760
We're on the deep end, the shallow end of the pool.

986
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:59,720
I go, I go Mary on a trench deep.

987
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,720
Collapsible submarine.

988
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,200
Core to the earth.

989
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:06,320
Oh, that's a bit too sick still.

990
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,680
The messed up part was like, they pretty much died instantly.

991
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,360
Like the minute they went down there.

992
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,680
The really messed up part is they knew about it for weeks.

993
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,000
Yeah, like they were like a week.

994
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,760
And no one, no, we're still searching.

995
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,760
We're still searching.

996
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,760
With like the rabbit ear, like finger thing.

997
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,760
Yeah.

998
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:21,760
The quotation mark.

999
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,760
Yeah, I'm like, what?

1000
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,760
Searching for what?

1001
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:24,760
They're dead.

1002
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,960
When the Navy had already had the sound come up.

1003
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,960
Yeah, like they're dead.

1004
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,960
They're dead.

1005
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,960
I don't know.

1006
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:35,320
I don't, I'm sorry for the loss of life, right?

1007
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:39,560
But these billionaires, man, they go into stupid stuff.

1008
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,640
Well James Cameron, he said he knew about it.

1009
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,200
Like literally right after it happened.

1010
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,200
He's like, oh yeah, yeah.

1011
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:52,160
He's been down like 50 times, but he's got a legit submarine.

1012
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,520
They were grinding some fucking.

1013
00:46:53,520 --> 00:47:00,000
In a carbon fiber shell that shows no like stress levels on what, like as you're going

1014
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
down.

1015
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,760
So steel will bend slightly the more pressure you get on it.

1016
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,100
And eventually it's like, okay, yeah, yeah, we can't go no further.

1017
00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:10,120
Carbon fiber doesn't have that carbon fiber just breaks.

1018
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,120
So it just breaks.

1019
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,120
Jesus.

1020
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,120
I mean collapses in on itself.

1021
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,120
Yeah.

1022
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,440
See that like, you know what I would do with my 250, if I had that kind of money, right?

1023
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,760
They would like, they spent 250 grand, right?

1024
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,760
Yeah.

1025
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,760
To go down the right.

1026
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,160
I'm a regular, you know what?

1027
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,720
Like, you know exactly what I would do.

1028
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,960
Be fucking at a teddy bar for all week.

1029
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:38,240
Like that's, I would be making just regular rain at a strip club for like 45 hours.

1030
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,240
Just make it hail.

1031
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,520
Like a bunch of pennies just falling.

1032
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,520
I come in, right?

1033
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,440
And be like, I got 250 grand ladies.

1034
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,280
How many of you ladies want to go to the VIP room?

1035
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,640
And like I got the whole strip club and just fucking.

1036
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,160
And I'm just dancing in the, on the fucking table.

1037
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,680
I'm the one stripping the middle of the stone.

1038
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:54,680
You'll watch me.

1039
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,040
I'm going to throw them.

1040
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,040
That's, that's the, that's what I would do because that's, you know.

1041
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,840
You can play Elon and go space.

1042
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,040
No, cause I'll die in space.

1043
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:07,560
You know, fucking rip open and my fucking eyeballs pop out my head.

1044
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,400
It's at least more dramatic.

1045
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,720
That's what I don't understand about rich people.

1046
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:16,680
Like that's, I guess, cause they're so rich that it's just like, they need that further

1047
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,680
to thing, right?

1048
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,680
Yeah.

1049
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:24,640
Cause I'm so poor that that's what I would want to do.

1050
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,640
I can pay all my bills.

1051
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,640
Yay.

1052
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,640
Yay.

1053
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,120
I don't have to go into my shitty job no more.

1054
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,120
Hallelujah.

1055
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,120
Yes.

1056
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,120
It's 250 grand.

1057
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,120
He's sucking a lot of titties.

1058
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,120
That's all I can tell you.

1059
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,120
Make him suck your.

1060
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:48,120
Say who wants, who wants to go on this milk ride?

1061
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,360
Shit is a two percent.

1062
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,720
I don't even know milk anymore.

1063
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:55,920
I don't drink anymore milk.

1064
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,760
My lactose intolerant blow and blow my ass cheeks out.

1065
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,040
Who wants this 2%?

1066
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,640
The almond milk.

1067
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,640
Yeah.

1068
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,640
That almond milk.

1069
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:10,480
The almond milk is fucking, that makes me gash it too.

1070
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,680
So all I drink is fucking water and cocaine.

1071
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:21,280
Anything else to add before we head out?

1072
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,280
Yeah.

1073
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:26,040
We'll wait till we get canceled for making fun of the people that died in Titanic.

1074
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,160
We're not the first and we won't be the last.

1075
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,040
I'm just saying like, come on.

1076
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,040
My hope.

1077
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,880
All that money, you could have done anything else.

1078
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,280
My hope and it's a legitimate.

1079
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:38,640
I would have hired Taylor Swift to be in my backyard for just.

1080
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:39,640
No, $250,000.

1081
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,400
That's only a ticket to the go to the damn Taylor Swift concert.

1082
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,560
And I'll go to Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift.

1083
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,440
I'd have her come like, how much, how much for her to give me a private show?

1084
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,160
I think the actual amount was like a 10 million.

1085
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,160
No problem.

1086
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,200
It wouldn't be anything like creepy or anything, right?

1087
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,440
I'd just be like, lifted up there.

1088
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,400
People are freaks.

1089
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:09,520
You'll make her watch me watch her watch me fucking play her songs.

1090
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,560
Wear her fucking clothes.

1091
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,920
You start singing, there's going to be bad blood.

1092
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,920
I mean, bad blood.

1093
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,920
And she's just fucking cringing.

1094
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,680
I don't even know any of her songs.

1095
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,160
I just thought that was the only one I could think of.

1096
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:33,040
Pay 250 grand and get my first seat at the Lakers game.

1097
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,040
Fuck you, LeBron James.

1098
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,720
Like, throw me, throw me out for what?

1099
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,720
I paid for this thing.

1100
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:38,720
Throw me out for what?

1101
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:39,720
I didn't pay for it.

1102
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,720
He's ass.

1103
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:44,720
Throw me out for what?

1104
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:47,160
Like stuff that's fun, but not dangerous.

1105
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,160
You know what I mean?

1106
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,160
Yeah.

1107
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,000
Like I'm a fucking, I'm 250 grand, let me fight that gorilla.

1108
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Like no.

1109
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,720
He'd be Robin Williams with a gorilla.

1110
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,400
And his nipples.

1111
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,520
I don't know.

1112
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,440
Like just, I guess because we started, we're not rich, right?

1113
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,960
We have like more enjoyable stuff that we couldn't achieve without money.

1114
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:07,960
Yeah.

1115
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,840
Like we started rich, so they've done all this stuff that we wish we could do.

1116
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,840
So now they need new fuck adventures.

1117
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:18,600
See, that's what I, to bring it back to Constantine, that's what I do like about, what's his name?

1118
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,280
Is that he's very down to earth.

1119
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,400
Keanu Reeves.

1120
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,240
He doesn't act like that super rich.

1121
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:24,240
Oh yeah.

1122
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,880
He's just fucking chill as fuck.

1123
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,100
He's going and doing actual like gun training and stuff like that.

1124
00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:30,520
So that way he's better in the movie.

1125
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,240
He's fucking eating sandwiches on a park bench by himself.

1126
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:34,240
Yeah.

1127
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:35,240
That's fine.

1128
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:40,240
Like he's not doing the crazy shit and you know, he loaded.

1129
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,240
Yeah.

1130
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:42,840
He's fucking making bank.

1131
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:43,840
Yeah.

1132
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,880
And he's been, he hasn't had sexual harassment.

1133
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,800
He hasn't had, like, have you ever seen the Keanu Reeves hug?

1134
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,840
No, the one he doesn't actually touch her at all.

1135
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,840
Like floating behind you.

1136
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,840
Yeah.

1137
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,240
He's a very nice guy.

1138
00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,240
Yeah.

1139
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:03,240
But anything else Ted before we head out now?

1140
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:08,440
I can already, I can, my brain's already fucking revolving.

1141
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,680
I can already tell if we keep going, but there's something.

1142
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:12,680
All right.

1143
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:36,360
With that, we will see you guys on the next one.