1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,800 Hello and welcome back to Reddit Insanity number 17. 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,800 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,800 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:16,800 And we are the Knights of Entertainment. 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,800 We got some more for you. 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,080 We're going to start off with an am I the asshole? 7 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,640 My nose is so stuffy I think I've been doing cocaine. 8 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,200 So are you the asshole, Fort? 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,120 No, I just have a lot of allergies. 10 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,640 Yeah, it's that time of the year. 11 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:31,640 It's horrible. 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,160 The heat's not making it much better. 13 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,160 I'm gonna fill up a slip. 14 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,160 I'm gonna drown it. 15 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,360 I got my own fields. 16 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:45,160 All right, this person puts this is from FreeScallion2274. 17 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:50,760 They put, my wife and I welcomed our son into the world earlier this month. 18 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,560 Prior to his birth, we had been given a lot of nice clothes and toys from my parents for 19 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,560 him. 20 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,360 My mother-in-law also made some pretty incredible clothes and blankets. 21 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:05,040 My wife, her siblings and their mother lived in poverty for a large part of their life. 22 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:10,360 Their dad abandoned the family and left my wife's mom with a large pile of debt that 23 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,680 weighted them down. 24 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,520 So their life wasn't easy. 25 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,440 My mother-in-law often made her kids clothes versus buying them because it was cheaper 26 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,840 for her to do so. 27 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,560 She worked in a store that had lots of fabrics that they were allowed to take the excess 28 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,560 of. 29 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:24,560 That's nice. 30 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:29,440 She always wanted and always puts effort into making sure the clothes looked really good 31 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,800 enough so the kids wouldn't be bullied. 32 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,020 Those clothes are something my wife treasures. 33 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:37,720 She remembers how much love and effort went into them. 34 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:43,680 She also appreciates that her mom tried to make them work enough to blend in at school. 35 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,600 That it saved them years of potential bullying. 36 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,160 All these years later and mother-in-law is still dealing with the debt. 37 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:54,880 She does not have a lot so she made some amazing clothes and blankets for our son. 38 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,040 One of these outfits was even his take home outfit. 39 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:04,040 But then a couple of days after our son was born she comes over with a bag of clothes 40 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,720 she bought saying she wanted him to have more. 41 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,200 My wife and I were shocked. 42 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:15,040 I could see she was upset and looked almost guilty so when my wife went to nap I asked 43 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,520 her what was going on. 44 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:20,360 At first she said nothing and she just wanted her grandson to have more. 45 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,560 But then she apologized for embarrassing us. 46 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,280 I asked her what she meant. 47 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:28,400 She told me that my parents had talked to her after the baby shower and told her that 48 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:33,260 she had left all the grandparent spoiling to them. 49 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:37,720 That she should understand if we never put our son in any of those clothes because really 50 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:42,600 they looked like the kind of homemade clothes from 70 years ago when people were left with 51 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,600 no choice. 52 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,520 They accused her of not carrying enough. 53 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,480 I told her I was so sorry that they had said that. 54 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,600 I assured her I had never said anything like that to them. 55 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:57,640 That my parents had no idea what it was like to have nothing and were being judgmental 56 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:58,640 assholes. 57 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:02,960 I even convinced her to take the clothes back she bought and returned them to the store. 58 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:06,520 I then gathered up everything my parents gave us and went to their house. 59 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,760 My parents didn't even try to deny it whenever I confronted them. 60 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,760 All they did was look down on the effort she put into them. 61 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:21,360 They said we couldn't seriously be okay with those being the only gift from my mother-in-law. 62 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:28,680 I said we were and as far as I was concerned they were the only true generous gift as she 63 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,240 made them by hand. 64 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,800 I gave them the stuff that they had bought and told them that they were no longer accepting 65 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,720 gifts from them after what they had done. 66 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,720 They were furious. 67 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:42,040 Today and I reacted too harshly and saying it's an asshole move to return gifts. 68 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,680 I am furious with them. 69 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,680 Am I the asshole? 70 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,680 Real confused. 71 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,680 So the mother-in-law. 72 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:51,680 I'm just I know I know what happened. 73 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:52,680 I'm just like man. 74 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,040 It's fucked up. 75 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,160 I would say he's not. 76 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,160 Not really. 77 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:01,040 I mean it's your parents more so being the asshole than you. 78 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,040 Yeah. 79 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,040 Like if somebody. 80 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,680 You can't put a woman on the spot that's struggling financially. 81 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,800 But we're going to be the only grandparents to spoil them. 82 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,840 My bitch what the fuck about it to you. 83 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,920 I mean mind your own damn business. 84 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:18,000 I would say if the the homemade clothes look nice and aren't horrible what's wrong with 85 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 it. 86 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 It's a baby. 87 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,680 The baby's gonna be growing out of them really fast any fucking way. 88 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,680 Yeah. 89 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:28,720 Like have you have you seen how much baby clothes are like good God have mercy they 90 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,800 make you killing on that shit. 91 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,160 Yeah baby stuff is expensive. 92 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,920 That's why they steal fucking formula diapers all the time. 93 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:37,920 Yeah. 94 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,400 So I mean you can't blame them but. 95 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,600 So yeah I'd say no you're not the asshole. 96 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,800 No not really. 97 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,560 I mean he was really like he was wind up. 98 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,600 I don't know what that kid came out really well from his parents. 99 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,600 Yeah. 100 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,640 They'd be just an asshole like they were. 101 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:57,640 But it's like because I mean I grew up poor like I didn't ask my parents for a whole bunch 102 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:03,440 of stuff like that so I can understand like not having a bunch of things. 103 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,440 Right. 104 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:08,760 And then for a person to act like well you're only a good person if you buy a bunch of shit. 105 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:09,760 No. 106 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,240 At least not for me personally. 107 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,040 For you maybe. 108 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,880 In a way here grew up really rich. 109 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,600 Yeah I'm fucking I'm fucking banging yeah I'm sure. 110 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:26,360 They can fucking water with cereal yes I'm rich as fuck. 111 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,000 He grew up with those golden gilded toilets. 112 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Yeah. 113 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:35,000 He made it to the top and he fell. 114 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:41,160 Like it started at the bottom went to the top started back at the bottom. 115 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,560 Next one is by Zinger Zanser. 116 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,560 Horrible name. 117 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,560 All right. 118 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:51,480 It was our first date and I didn't have any any intentions of making any moves. 119 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:55,920 Consequently I ended up wearing a accident an ancient pair of underwear. 120 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,760 Really a worn out elastic band. 121 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:03,520 To make matters worse I bought Taco Bell repackaged it to look homemade. 122 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:07,040 What the fuck. 123 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,800 You buy Taco Bell to make it look homemade. 124 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,680 First of all you need to wear a diaper before you eat Taco Bell. 125 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,960 There ain't no way around that. 126 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:19,080 Anyway we had dinner at her place and then settled down to watch TV on the couch. 127 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:24,800 However my stomach started to feel a bit weird so I decided to loosen my pants a bit. 128 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,240 You know the time of sound that Taco Bell makes in your stomach. 129 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,240 It's like motherfucker. 130 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,240 You piece of shit. 131 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,240 Here it comes. 132 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,240 What did you do? 133 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,240 It's like hell Satan. 134 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,240 I'm like oh no. 135 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:45,600 It's just that diabolical shit about to come out. 136 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,600 That breaches like the gates to hell. 137 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,440 And just fucking dumps out your asshole. 138 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:56,240 So I decided to loosen up my pants a bit. 139 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,560 That's when she playfully started tickling me. 140 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,560 Are we fucking? 141 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,560 No bitch. 142 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,680 I couldn't stop but burst into uncontrollable laughter. 143 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,920 I got that mud blister. 144 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:13,400 The situation quickly escalated and I started shaking uncontrollably. 145 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,400 Oh man. 146 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:19,920 I got through my pants along with my underwear to slide down exposing my rag of underwear. 147 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:26,960 Just his mom eating underwear. 148 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:30,200 It's like it's it's been worn so much it's no longer white. 149 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,520 It's like a shade of brown all over. 150 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,760 It's not even shit. 151 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:40,440 It's just that color now. 152 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,120 Exposing my rag of an underwear. 153 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:53,240 You keep saying it the second time you say the same thing. 154 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,320 I can't fucking help it. 155 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:01,600 It's like a dish rag I wore. 156 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:22,800 Exposing my rag of an underwear even more embarrassingly. 157 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:27,400 While I am unable to contain my laughter, I begged her to stop. 158 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:35,560 It seems like I'm having fun but inside I am uncomfortable and fuming. 159 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:41,240 In a desperate attempt to make her stop, I released a fart of epic proportions and unfortunately 160 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:45,320 some watery bits ended up on the couch. 161 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:50,480 What followed was deafening silence and cringe-worthy awkwardness. 162 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,440 It was so awkward you could literally hear crickets. 163 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:58,000 We both stared at the mess and then stared at each other. 164 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I can't even look at it. 165 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:06,320 I can't picture it in my head. 166 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,720 Sharp end take a breath. 167 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:14,040 She's just like you think I gotta go to work in the morning. 168 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:17,600 I was so humiliated that I simply ran away from the situation. 169 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,600 To where? 170 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,600 It's your fucking house isn't it? 171 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,600 Or is it hers? 172 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,600 I was then blocked right on communication channels and never saw her again. 173 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,600 Yeah I don't blame her. 174 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,600 And that's a good start for her later. 175 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,600 I took whatever was rag of underwear. 176 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,600 Just fucking left. 177 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,720 Wait that wasn't his house? 178 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,720 That wasn't her house. 179 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:42,480 Oh man you just fucking dropped some fucking shit stains and damn to you nasty. 180 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,480 Wet shit stains. 181 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,480 Man. 182 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,720 Well she was tickling him. 183 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:56,000 I just wanted to pop her a push stroke and get the fuck off of her. 184 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,320 I'm sorry I had a bad experience with tickling. 185 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,200 I would have done something. 186 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,400 I have my fucking pants around my ankles. 187 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,400 Like tickle me all over. 188 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:09,560 Have you ever been tickled on the ass? 189 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:13,200 Next one is by number 22. 190 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,880 This person puts it is so good. 191 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:22,960 I mean I just make really good salads anyway. 192 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:27,760 And I know this is going to sound stupid and silly but it's completely true. 193 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,400 Probably not even a fuck up to most people reading this. 194 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,280 I just kind of feel bad about the whole situation. 195 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:39,480 Last night I made a bean salad and it's given me the farts pretty badly today. 196 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,800 Yeah that'll happen. 197 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,120 I've been sitting in my room for some part of the day. 198 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,120 Got that mud bite. 199 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,280 My dog is just laying there minding her own business. 200 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,720 I'm not going to lie. 201 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,600 She farts like something otherworldly. 202 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:57,920 I mean holy shit balls when she farts I have to burn some tar to get the smell out of the 203 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,920 room. 204 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,640 Earlier I just happened to sort of let one out. 205 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:10,720 And from a deep sleep where she's running in her sleep the dog smells us. 206 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,680 The dog is just. 207 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,280 I'm fucking hauling ass while she's driving. 208 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,280 I gotta get away from this. 209 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,280 Fucking toxic. 210 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:25,760 Where she's running in her sleep and making these cute little growling noise and stuff. 211 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:29,440 I wake her out of her sleep and she literally looks at me. 212 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:35,480 I swear to God if I had opposable thumbs I'd call the cops and press charges for that fart. 213 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,000 Now she doesn't want to sleep next to me and she's in the other room moping about. 214 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,160 I'm trying to coax her back into the room but she's sort of looking in the room around 215 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,560 the edge of the corner of the doorway. 216 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,760 I turned on the fan so maybe she'll come back and relax again. 217 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:48,760 Damn. 218 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:53,800 She woke a dog from a dead sleep and it's like what the fuck did you do? 219 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,040 Well their fucking noses are wearing more attuned than ours. 220 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,200 That shit must have been catastrophic. 221 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:03,240 That smell in her fucking face. 222 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,240 That's horrible. 223 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,960 That next one is by a deleted account. 224 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,960 Oh God. 225 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,960 That's where he confesses murders. 226 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,480 I don't think it's that bad. 227 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:20,240 Alright so they put, okay so me and a group of friends went camping and there was this 228 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,320 new person that tagged along. 229 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,320 We killed him. 230 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:31,600 I'm a foodie and we all pile our snacks together. 231 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:36,680 While everyone went hiking and camping I wanted some alone time and while I was alone I was 232 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,960 eating all the smaller candies and chocolates. 233 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,040 My friend group knows me to do this. 234 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:45,480 As they come back they're in a bit of a hurry because the new friend apparently is a diabetic 235 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,240 and their sugar is way too low. 236 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,240 Uh oh. 237 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:54,360 So they go for the candy but it's all gone so I have this diabetic person shaking and 238 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,240 I'm panicking. 239 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,880 We all jumped in cars and speeded to the closest town. 240 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:02,600 We get a speeding ticket and we scarfed a candy down our friend's throat. 241 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:07,320 They wound up being okay but I'm petrified and I had to apologize for eating their emergency 242 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,000 sugar stash. 243 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,720 I'm just sitting in the back not saying a word and feeling guilty. 244 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,920 Well he should have kept his candy to himself honestly. 245 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,720 Well he went through everybody's candy. 246 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,000 No I mean like they all pile their food together right? 247 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,160 Yeah but I don't think that was part of it. 248 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,160 Well how would he have it then? 249 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,160 Cause he probably went through the stuff. 250 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,200 Oh that motherfuckin. 251 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:31,360 Alright next person is by Bushy Beans. 252 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:36,000 They put, I work as a contractor and was busy sorting out and cleaning up around the side 253 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,680 of a house with an owner. 254 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:44,400 They handed me a big 20 liter barrel and asked me to dump it out over the back of the wall 255 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,800 into a large area of plants. 256 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,000 Thinking it was some sort of plant. 257 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Toxic radiation. 258 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 He's dumping it. 259 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:56,440 Thinking it was some sort of plant fertilizer I went ahead and did as I was told. 260 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,640 Soon after the whole area started smoking. 261 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:03,400 I checked the container and it was hydrogen peroxide they used for the pool. 262 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:08,120 For those who don't know, hydrogen peroxide when mixed with organic matter can quite easily 263 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,120 combust. 264 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,000 I ran and grabbed the hose and sprayed the area like crazy for the next 40 minutes until 265 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,400 the smoke and vapors finally disappeared. 266 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,120 In future I won't be blindly trusting others. 267 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,080 Why did they want him to dump it on the. 268 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,040 Cause they probably just said dump it back there. 269 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,960 Oh they weren't thinking of what it would do? 270 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,520 Dumb motherfuckers. 271 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:32,720 Next one is by Skater by BHAI. 272 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,720 BHAI. 273 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:38,200 I'm assuming it's by BHAI. 274 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:44,520 I'm thinking of the way the word tie is spelled. 275 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,120 Or bay. 276 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,160 Who knows. 277 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,280 Skater bay? 278 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,280 Yeah. 279 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:57,080 Either way it's a horrible name so you need to stop trying to go for these like elusive 280 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,600 sounding words. 281 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,920 Trying to get people to understand. 282 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:06,040 It's like some of those vanity plates that people put on cars. 283 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,280 I don't know what the fuck it says. 284 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,720 I know it's supposed to say something. 285 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:13,200 I had one that said fuh, FBI forensics in like letters and numbers. 286 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,560 And I'm like if you work for the FBI as a forensic analyst you don't want to be putting 287 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,400 your fucking shit on the vanity plate. 288 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,400 And no. 289 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,400 No. 290 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,200 Or you can be like Kramer and get ass man. 291 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,200 That's the ass man. 292 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,120 It turned out to be really a paracologist. 293 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,520 Are you the ass man? 294 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,440 He's like gives them a wink and a fucking point. 295 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:37,440 Alright so this person puts I'm not sure what to call the central room that leads to all 296 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:41,880 the other rooms in the house but in my family we call it a fucking hallway. 297 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,760 So we call it a hallway. 298 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,560 So the bulb on the ceiling lamp in front of the bathroom died earlier today. 299 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,480 I switched it to a spare one we had at home. 300 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,880 It was brighter than the previous ones but didn't really mind it. 301 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,560 About an hour ago me and the missus came home from a nice long walk and I jumped in the 302 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,000 shower right away like I do every day. 303 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,200 The missus noticed I hadn't taken my towel and decided to hang it next to the shower 304 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,200 for me. 305 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,840 Like she does every other day I forget to take it in there. 306 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:13,200 I emphasize on the everyday nature of it because of how stupid the fup is. 307 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,880 So yeah she enters the bathroom. 308 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,160 I'm taking a shower. 309 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:21,520 The shower curtain is drawn and that's whenever the wall beside me lights up in a bright orange. 310 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:26,000 I turn around in a moment of confusion only to see her shadow against the shower curtain 311 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,800 which was huge at this point. 312 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,280 For a quick second I think aliens are here to abduct me. 313 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,040 Damn you jumped quick. 314 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:38,000 I yell what the fuck and try to step back only to slip in the tub. 315 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,360 Fall blue quickly and hurt my arm and my back where I collapsed. 316 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,360 It kept going. 317 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,080 I fell forward three hours. 318 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,080 I'm now paralyzed. 319 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,080 And back down. 320 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:52,560 A much panicked missus lets out a loud scream, soapy water runs up my nose as well into my 321 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,520 open mouth and for several seconds we are not able to have a normal conversation to 322 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,320 deescalate the situation. 323 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:03,720 So yeah I'm sitting here with an aching back but thankfully nothing more. 324 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,320 Because they're so stupid they thought an alien was going to come abduct them because 325 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,320 they changed the light. 326 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,320 Well he did. 327 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,320 I don't know what the fuck she was thinking. 328 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,320 She just started screaming. 329 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,320 What I mean if it's screaming on the inside. 330 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:17,280 Why would I start screaming? 331 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,640 You're screaming I'm not going to start screaming. 332 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,440 Have you met a woman that is crazy? 333 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,440 He has one? 334 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,320 Well yeah my mom screams all the time when she sees a rat or a frog. 335 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:29,720 I'm like what the fuck are you screaming for? 336 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:33,120 And last one for today is by Paradox1989. 337 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,120 My god it's Parallax. 338 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,120 Parallax? 339 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,520 You left me buried with Parallax all along. 340 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,880 Then you just edit everything. 341 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:45,520 Every fucking storyline from here on forever right? 342 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,760 It was me Batman I killed your parents all along. 343 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:53,560 It would be such a good meme if it was just always reverse slashes. 344 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,560 They actually did it? 345 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,840 This person puts this actually happened today. 346 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:03,120 The company I work for is sometimes a little bipolar and there is a tendency for us to 347 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,720 move offices sometimes at what seems like a whim. 348 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:10,000 It was me Jason trying to beat you with a crossbow all along. 349 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:17,280 For the last month or so large for the last month or so large portion of our offices have 350 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,080 been going through changes due to renovations. 351 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:25,560 The result of these changes is almost a musical chair quality to who is in what office and 352 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,120 how long they may be there. 353 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:32,480 So yesterday the newest area being renovated resulted in one of the women from the area 354 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,920 being relocated to the office next to mine. 355 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:40,480 Now we all have a tendency to be a little sarcastic and constantly give each other shit 356 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,480 about the office. 357 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:46,040 So today when I walked by the office next door and saw two managers in there with a 358 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,480 recently relocated woman I didn't think much of it. 359 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:55,120 Then I saw she was packing a box with her stuff so of course my first thought was it's 360 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,780 time for some ribbing. 361 00:18:56,780 --> 00:19:01,600 So I poked my head into the office and loudly said damn they must have not liked you sharing 362 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,160 an office over here if they are already kicking you out. 363 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:09,400 Those managers immediately got horrified looks on their faces and started making gestures 364 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,040 for me to get lost. 365 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,440 That's when I realized the recently relocated woman was crying and packing her stuff because 366 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,920 they had just fired her. 367 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:20,460 I felt horrible and immediately slunk into my head and tied my face. 368 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:24,320 To make it even worse I didn't get a chance to apologize before she left the office. 369 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,320 Well damn. 370 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:30,360 It's like ah so they are already kicking you out because they don't want you in here huh? 371 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,400 Well they finally found you a bitch Diane. 372 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,080 And they really were firing her. 373 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,080 Yeah it happens. 374 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,040 It takes two to fire come on now one person to fire you. 375 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,040 Yeah but one of them is a bitch. 376 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,960 That's usually how it goes. 377 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,240 It always takes more than one manager to fire you. 378 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,240 Tell that to my managers. 379 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,240 You're fired. 380 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,240 I shouldn't say that because people just leave anyway. 381 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240 Exactly. 382 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,240 It doesn't take being fired like say yeah. 383 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,800 Just walk out. 384 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:01,120 It could be something like completely like hard like can you come in to cover this shit 385 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,120 up. 386 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,120 I fucking quit. 387 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,120 Like god damn. 388 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:09,400 I can't do this shit anymore I quit. 389 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,280 I've worked with a few people like that. 390 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,000 It's like ah son of a bitch. 391 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,440 I had one guy that worked for us for a little bit who the customer was just asking is there 392 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:24,560 any way to go through this without using my pen and just use it and run it as credit. 393 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,560 I don't know shit about that. 394 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,560 I don't know what the fuck is going on. 395 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:30,440 He just like he thought I don't know what the fuck. 396 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440 All he said was yes. 397 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,440 All he had to say was yes. 398 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,440 Just hit this button. 399 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,440 It'll it'll bypass the pen. 400 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,440 Say oh that's on your side. 401 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,440 I don't know. 402 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,440 I got nothing to do with that shit. 403 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:42,080 He just fucking started a whole argument with the customer for no fucking reason. 404 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,080 That made no sense. 405 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,080 Right. 406 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,080 It made no fucking sense. 407 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,080 What do you mean? 408 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,920 Just tell him yes and hit the fucking green button. 409 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,920 What the fuck do you mean? 410 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:49,920 I don't know. 411 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:55,440 I got shit to do with that's on your side. 412 00:20:55,440 --> 00:21:01,600 Such as old old bitter that's his whole life from now on is being you know in retail. 413 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,960 So he's just old and bitter. 414 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960 Yeah. 415 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,160 That's what happens whenever you don't make nothing to yourself. 416 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,160 Yeah. 417 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,920 You got to go for your dreams. 418 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:14,720 My advice is if you're in a shitty job stay in that shitty job until you do something 419 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,720 incredible. 420 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,720 Exactly. 421 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,220 Because if you if you get a less shitty job just a little bit better than that you will 422 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:22,840 just stick yourself to that for the next 50 years. 423 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,840 Like me. 424 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:30,160 I will grind in this horrendous retail store that I have until I make myself something 425 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:35,960 to myself or I'll be stuck there till I'm fucking 89 years old and then I'm that guy. 426 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:36,960 Welcome to the store. 427 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:37,960 What the fuck do you think? 428 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,960 That guy got shit to do with me. 429 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,960 You got me in the same place. 430 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:40,960 That's the fucking robot over there. 431 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:41,960 I got shit to do with him. 432 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:42,960 I'm gonna just turn into him. 433 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,960 I bet you saw my future when I saw him. 434 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:51,960 He basically looked exactly like somebody with hair. 435 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:56,960 In the next so many years they might create something where you can get hair again. 436 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,720 I love being bald. 437 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:03,520 With this fucking magnificent lion's mane type beard. 438 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,800 But women practically swoon like my god look at that beard. 439 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,000 Got something in it. 440 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,240 Other men always just fucking disbelieve like wow that's a man's beard right there. 441 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:21,200 You'd be surprised how often guys seem like taken aback by the fucking girth of this beard. 442 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:28,320 I go from looking at Kratos right with this beard. 443 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,320 Excuse me sir can I ask you a question? 444 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,560 To like if I shaved this beard like hey little man. 445 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,560 Completely different. 446 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,760 Hey little man how are you today? 447 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,600 Can you direct me to the ketchup young boy? 448 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,840 But if I got this beard like oh excuse me sir can you know where the ketchup is? 449 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,840 Over there. 450 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,840 Past Hades. 451 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:57,680 A beard is a complete like different like it's a game changer. 452 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,080 Not to say I don't really like having a beard. 453 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,920 I'm just too lazy to shave it off. 454 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,200 I'm too fat to shave it off. 455 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,400 I don't want to shave my fucking double chin. 456 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,320 But the minute I lose weight that shit is gone. 457 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,640 I'll be looking slim and fly. 458 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:16,440 Women are like my god he looks like he's either 18 or 45. 459 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,440 One of the two. 460 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,440 We don't know which. 461 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,680 I look like I'm 18 when I have no beard and when I have a beard I look like I'm like 52 462 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,680 years old. 463 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:28,480 I do look like Kratos just not as built like him. 464 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,480 But anything else to add before we head out for today? 465 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:37,720 You guys ever be sleeping and like you're like in that deep deep sleep. 466 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,040 You're not asleep yet right? 467 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:44,760 Because you're still conscious but you're like you're like in the fucking bed. 468 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:49,000 You're like laying you're pretty much looking up right so you're laying on your back. 469 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,080 But you're like you feel like physically feel like you're sunk into the bed. 470 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:58,320 Like you and the bed are one entity and it is usually like oh this is like the perfect 471 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,080 sleep where nothing is bothering you. 472 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,360 Nothing in your life. 473 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,640 Nothing no drama no physical ailments. 474 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,120 Nothing you're just laying there. 475 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,400 About to drift into your sleep right? 476 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,600 The next time you have that dream have the nightmares I get where you're like what if 477 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:19,880 all of a sudden while I'm laying here in this complete comfort I get teleported underwater 478 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:26,400 and to fight Cthulhu and then it will wake you right up. 479 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:31,680 For some reason as I'm laying there in pure comfort I get this irrational fear that I'll 480 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:36,560 get teleported to a horrific battlefield or something like out of nowhere. 481 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:41,920 I do not know why it happens but every time I'm relaxing in that moment that happens. 482 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:47,680 Like what if I get teleported underwater and I just crush I implode from the fucking weight. 483 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,800 Too soon too soon. 484 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:56,280 Or I get teleported to space and I just die in fucking zero gravity. 485 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,640 You just evaporate. 486 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:03,320 Yeah I don't know why but anytime I'm in that perfect comfort it's just like you can hear 487 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:08,160 like a ticking clock like oh here comes the irrationality. 488 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,520 Your brain will let you relax in comfort. 489 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:19,360 No like it has to create a crisis in my fucking head to fucking drive me mad. 490 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,200 So they need to think about this before they go to sleep? 491 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,680 No it'll just pop up when you're killing. 492 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,560 Like you won't even think you won't even be the furthest thing from your mind and they're 493 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,040 just like it'll just pop up in there. 494 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,040 What if? 495 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:40,800 And then you can't relax like ah he's trying to use his voice like ah. 496 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,280 It's like when Mars got pissed on. 497 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:49,280 You'll understand the reference if you know what I mean. 498 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:57,880 But yeah I believe I am a person that needs to be in constant chaos to function properly. 499 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:02,360 I would be a perfect spy or a perfect I don't think I'd be a good soldier. 500 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:06,880 I don't take orders well and I don't want to be out you know being a soldier right they're 501 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,720 like they just love being on the front line. 502 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,720 You don't mean the trenches? 503 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:16,080 I don't think I could like I don't have the will for it. 504 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:21,680 I'm more like the guy that'll be like you implant me into a fucking country right? 505 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:27,440 Just being a normal guy and then I just meet different power people in that country and 506 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:33,360 I just whisper stuff in their ear that makes them start not trusting the guy that they 507 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,000 were friends with the whole time. 508 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,480 So I just completely destabilize the entire fucking region. 509 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:45,720 I heard your friend Dan over there he's kind of stockpiling soldiers and ammo and looking 510 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,720 toward your fucking country all of a sudden that's weird. 511 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,720 Well bye. 512 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:57,400 Hey I hear I got scientists over here trying to you know research new ways to for ballistic 513 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,640 missiles ain't that odd and he's kind of looking toward you. 514 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,640 Well bye. 515 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:08,400 I just be fucking destabilize for no fucking reason. 516 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:13,360 Playing on people's doubts and fears and then dipping out like an asshole and watching that 517 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,840 whole fucking region fucking destroy itself. 518 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,840 Go right at him. 519 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,840 It is you. 520 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:24,360 Basically yeah like whatever like I'll research what they most fear right for like a year 521 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:29,480 and then I just pop in every now and then and it's like I'll just be like the the the 522 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480 know I'm a spy. 523 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:37,040 They know I like oh yeah he works for the CIA but but well how would that work? 524 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,280 Too late now I just told them I'm a spy. 525 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,840 I'm not a spy. 526 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,440 He works for the FBI it's okay. 527 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,440 I don't work for anybody. 528 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,600 He closed in the door. 529 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,600 I don't do nothing. 530 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,120 They can send me to fucking Mexico and I just be fucking whispering and fucking crime boss 531 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,120 his ears. 532 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,960 Hey you know that subordinate you have? 533 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,040 He sure is looking real hungry. 534 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,920 All of a sudden ain't that odd. 535 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,120 You know because you got that you got sick that one time and then he took over for a 536 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,200 little bit and then when you came back he kind of didn't want to give you the power 537 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,040 back but he did because you're his boss but now he's kind of like you know kind of I'm 538 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,040 just I'll see you later. 539 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,520 Have the cartels all fight in them. 540 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:17,200 Basically have them all kill each other and then just fucking then I eat pork rinds. 541 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,320 Well they fucking want to blow themselves. 542 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,320 You know what I mean? 543 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:27,200 Like there's a scene in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where Ralph and Leonardo having an 544 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,560 argument and then like Donnie and Michael are eating pork rinds. 545 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,560 He's like pork rinds? 546 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,120 They're pork rinds and they're watching the chaos. 547 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,120 They're eating pork rinds. 548 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,440 That would be me. 549 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:43,880 I would just keep lighting fires and sitting back like ah damn it's good to be a good guy. 550 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,800 No more drug gangs. 551 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:52,120 I guess what I want to say is that I wish I had the fortitude to help the world but 552 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,120 I don't. 553 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,120 So I do. 554 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,120 Just like I. 555 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,120 Basically. 556 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,200 Think about that when you go to sleep okay. 557 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,080 I really went off in a weird tangent. 558 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,840 Yeah it's fine though. 559 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,000 All I'm saying is I like the I like world stability. 560 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,280 I like it to be everything status quo everyone to be happy. 561 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,280 Sometimes they can be. 562 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,840 The fucking stuff in the world goes crazy. 563 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,200 But you got me and I'll make sure you're safe and sound. 564 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,720 Even though I have no fucking way to protect you. 565 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,920 And with that we will see you guys on the next one. 566 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:45,520 That was a real weird tangent I went on.