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as the code for 10% off. 13 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:54,000 So we basically start in a bar and they had just had a game and they all the player did 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,560 horrendous. 15 00:00:55,560 --> 00:01:04,160 The star player Shiloh, the running back, had fucking 24 touches and only 29 yards. 16 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,920 So like he got the ball 24 times. 17 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:07,920 He got 29. 18 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,920 29. 19 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:09,920 That is horrendous. 20 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:16,520 It had to be a truly unbelievable, I guess, bad luck on their part. 21 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,160 It felt like Dallas. 22 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:24,320 Thad, the captain of the team, the fucking star linebacker, he did terrible too. 23 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:27,320 They all did bad and they're all fucking upset about it. 24 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:34,440 So that's the bar drinking their troubles away and it's Moran's birthday and this woman 25 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,580 from across the bar gives him $100. 26 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:39,580 She gives it to the bartender. 27 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:42,120 The bartender is like, here, from the lady at the end of the bar. 28 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,120 He's like, oh, $100. 29 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:48,760 I've never had to just get money from some strange woman for no reason. 30 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,320 I'm like, man, lucky bastard. 31 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,000 Not only does he get $100. 32 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,160 It's basically Moran's birthday. 33 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:59,520 She gives him $100 and takes him back to her dad's Lamborghini. 34 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:05,560 It gives him the good old BJ and it's just having the time of his fucking life. 35 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:10,080 Moran's living the dream compared to everyone else. 36 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:15,360 So the next day of practice, fuck, I gotta get my notes. 37 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,400 So the next day of practice, the coach is fucking pissed because now the practice, not 38 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,840 only was the game bad, but now the practice was bad too. 39 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:27,220 So he's like, damn it, in 10 years, I've never had to instill a curfew, but now I have to. 40 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:30,480 So he's got to put a curfew, a 9 p.m. curfew to all the players. 41 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,080 I need you all in bed by 9 p.m. 42 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,360 I ain't having this team with another shit. 43 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,760 I can't even imagine the coach. 44 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,360 The coach is like the fucking dictator of that fucking football team. 45 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:45,040 What he says goes and you cannot go back on what he says, right? 46 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:50,400 So all the players, they're all groaning and moaning like, man, this fucking sucks. 47 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,440 But the coach said it. 48 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,480 So they have to do it. 49 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,480 And they keep each other accountable. 50 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,640 So they all, you know. 51 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:59,640 So that's cool. 52 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,640 That's fine. 53 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,320 I don't need to go out to get laid because I got a pocket pussy. 54 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:07,000 And he fucking pulls this fucking thing out of this massive fucking, I'm going to go, 55 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,400 I'm going to just call it the pocket from here on out because I don't want to keep saying. 56 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,520 You don't want to get demonetized that fast? 57 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,000 No. 58 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,400 So he pulls this fucking thing out. 59 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:22,560 It's in this huge fucking like jar, like a black, like metal metallic cylinder. 60 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,560 Right. 61 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:29,080 He fucking takes the top off and shows Moran and Shiloh, but the thing's like halfway down 62 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,080 the jar. 63 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,720 So like, why shouldn't it fill up the whole thing? 64 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,120 But I guess not. 65 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,520 So he's like, I got this from my dad from Bosnia. 66 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,000 You ever been in the shit? 67 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 He has. 68 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:46,040 They gave this to me and I went, when I stick my humongous dick in this thing, I think about 69 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,000 my dad. 70 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Basically what he says. 71 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:56,560 When I stick my humongous penis in this piece of plastic, I remember my father. 72 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,720 That's wrong on so many levels. 73 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,680 It was fucking weird. 74 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:06,600 So they all, every time someone uses this thing, they'll have some weird fucking expression 75 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,240 to say how amazing it is. 76 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,880 He's like, dad's like, it's like banging a sunset over the ocean. 77 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,880 I'm like, what the fuck? 78 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,840 So yeah, basically his dad gave it to him as a gift. 79 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:19,840 Fucking weird. 80 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,880 When you find out how old he was when he got it, it's also even weirder. 81 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:27,800 So we cut to Craig Shiloh's dorm room and he's dry humping his girlfriend and she's 82 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,400 fucking got him on a timer and she's reading a magazine while he's doing it. 83 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:35,080 It's the saddest shit I've ever seen. 84 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,440 And so the timer goes off and she fucking throws him off her. 85 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,440 He's like, no, I'm not even done. 86 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:45,640 And so he's so fucking upset and just so fucking blue balled that he's like, if I get a hundred 87 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,600 yards in this next game, you and me, it's all the way. 88 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:53,680 And she's like, no, you get 225 yards in three touchdowns. 89 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:54,680 I'm like, God damn. 90 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:55,680 You make it super difficult. 91 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,960 You make it super difficult. 92 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,000 But he's like, you're on. 93 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,720 So that's the deal between Denise and Craig, which is this horrible relationship. 94 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:11,120 And I got a fucking score like the biggest game of his life just to get anything. 95 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:16,320 So that night, Sammy and Miranda at the Goat House and they're fucking they're all there's 96 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,560 a bunch of people at the party. 97 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,560 Right. 98 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,520 The Goat House is like the place to be in this college. 99 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:25,600 And nine o'clock hits hits right. 100 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,360 And fucking that comes out and throws everybody out of the fucking house. 101 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,080 So I get out, everyone get the fuck out. 102 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,080 It's nine o'clock. 103 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,080 Get the fuck out. 104 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,080 Everyone go get it. 105 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,120 He's just tossing people out this fucking house. 106 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,160 And he's like, it's nine p.m. 107 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,160 Everyone get the fuck out. 108 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:45,480 So everybody leaves and Moran and Sammy, they go into the into the into the this. 109 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,320 I guess they go inside. 110 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,920 And for some reason, there's all these players circled around this bathroom. 111 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,400 And he's like, they're all like, what the fuck's going on? 112 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,040 And the door the door opens from the bathroom and one of the players comes out. 113 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,040 He's like, oh shit. 114 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,040 Oh shit. 115 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,040 Oh shit. 116 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,040 Oh shit. 117 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,680 He's holding the fucking he's got a plastic bag, right? 118 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,400 He's like, oh shit. 119 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,040 And apparently he had used dad's pocket. 120 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,920 He had stole it and started using it. 121 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:14,600 And all the players were using it, too. 122 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:20,560 One of them is like, it's like paying a waterfall. 123 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:25,880 And so so they're all like, you got to try it, Moran. 124 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,380 And he's like, no, but I'll try it. 125 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:31,560 So that night, Sammy. 126 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,040 So that night, basically, Sammy tries it right. 127 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:39,440 And it's so amazing because Moran can hear him from the living room into his room. 128 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,440 And he just got like, oh, and he comes out like, you got to try this. 129 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,200 It's the greatest thing I've ever used. 130 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,920 He sets it on the on the counter and he walks like, I pulled a hammy. 131 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,920 I got to go lie down. 132 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,240 I'm like, God damn. 133 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,880 So Moran's like, he didn't even think about it for a second. 134 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:59,560 The minute Sammy left the room, you know, you think like, I don't know about that. 135 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,560 You think about it for like a few minutes. 136 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,920 He's like, well, might as well. 137 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:06,260 And he fucking grabs it and runs off to his room. 138 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:12,260 So then it cuts to dad sleeping and he's having a nightmare of his father in the war in Bosnia. 139 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:13,560 And his father just got shot. 140 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:14,560 He's like, no. 141 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,680 And one of his one of his friends is like, you're going to make it. 142 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,680 Don't you worry. 143 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,800 He's like, here, take this pocket. 144 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 Give it to my son. 145 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,640 His name is dad. 146 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,080 That'll help him whenever he's feeling down. 147 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,080 He can just use it. 148 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,120 That's dad wakes up from the nightmare. 149 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,760 So he's crazy for certain. 150 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,520 So he yells out father, right? 151 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,520 Right. 152 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,520 But it's not his voice. 153 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,680 I don't know who dubbed the father father. 154 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:44,040 But if you go back and listen to it, it is not that voice that yells out father. 155 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,400 And so fucking weird. 156 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,400 So he gets his backpack. 157 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:51,080 He starts digging through it, gets a metal cylinder, opens it up and it's fucking empty. 158 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,320 And he has decided that fucking that villain. 159 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,120 He just fucking screams no in the top of his lungs. 160 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:03,040 He's just fucking devastated that it's gone. 161 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,040 So now it's the next day. 162 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:08,200 Moran and Sammy are walking through the quad and they're both like really uncomfortable. 163 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:12,360 They're like, damn, can't believe I got syphilis. 164 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:19,040 And it turns out Sammy's like, well, that's what happens when 45 guys use the same pocket. 165 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:23,440 All 45 people that use that all now have syphilis. 166 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:27,320 They all got syphilis. 167 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:35,200 And so of all the fucking syphilis, it sounds like an ancient disease. 168 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,200 From Bosnia. 169 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,200 Basically, yeah. 170 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,360 So they all got syphilis from this fucking thing. 171 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,800 They all pass it to each other. 172 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,400 45 fucking football players. 173 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:48,080 And I guess Sammy, who's the mascot and fucking Sammy, he's like, it's like banging slippery 174 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,880 gold. 175 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,080 That's his fucking weird phrase. 176 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,920 So Moran sees a girl that he hooked up with a couple of nights ago. 177 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:59,600 He goes up to her, but she fucking completely rebukes him and tells him never come near 178 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,600 her again. 179 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,320 You gave you have syphilis. 180 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,400 You players started apparent because they're all football players, right? 181 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,380 They're the most popular people in school. 182 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,960 So women like them, right? 183 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,960 Right. 184 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:15,760 They ended up starting an epidemic of syphilis throughout the school. 185 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:22,640 That was it was so so horrendous that it fucking it was in the front page news. 186 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:29,000 The fucking goats, the BSU, Blue Mountain State University football players gave syphilis 187 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,040 to him. 188 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,920 So now it's a whole epidemic in school. 189 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:37,800 So the woman's upset and she fucking she doesn't never come near him. 190 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,520 Sammy tries to talk her like calmer down, right? 191 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,200 Like, hey, my friend didn't get it from a woman. 192 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,000 He got it from a pocket pussy. 193 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,880 And she's like, stay out there. 194 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:50,040 She pretty much fucking completely disavows him, which is under respectable because, you 195 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,920 know, you got fucking syphilis, you have freaks. 196 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,760 So she leaves and Sammy's like, oh, I'm gonna get you back for this. 197 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,840 Well, he has nothing to do with this is Moran and the girl. 198 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:03,720 It's got nothing to do with Sammy, but he's going to make it up to Sammy or Moran because 199 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,320 it's his birthday. 200 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:10,400 So at practice, the fucking team doctors giving out antibiotics to everybody. 201 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,040 Take two a day daily. 202 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,040 Take two a day daily. 203 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:18,000 So he's handing out syphilis and a box and the fucking coach is confused. 204 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,920 He's like, what, they banging each other? 205 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,080 And the fucking assistant coach happened in 95. 206 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:28,040 What the fuck is going on? 207 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,280 They've seen so much shit. 208 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,840 They're not fazed by anything. 209 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,160 He doesn't care if they're banging each other. 210 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,280 The coach, since he hasn't seen them before, he just like, damn it, I don't want these 211 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,240 guys having syphilis before a game. 212 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,840 You don't care about them banging each other. 213 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,400 The fucking assistant coach, I love that word. 214 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,080 It just rolls off the tongue. 215 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,080 Syphilis. 216 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,080 Syphilis. 217 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:55,440 So during practice, Shiloh is going hard as fuck trying to, he's trying to, he's practicing 218 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,040 this too fucking hard trying to get laid, right? 219 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,000 And fucking Moran's like, what you were playing like you got 10 pound blue balls. 220 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,520 You need to calm down. 221 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,520 You know what you need? 222 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,520 He's a fucking pussy. 223 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,200 He's like, no thank you. 224 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,200 I don't need syphilis, dog. 225 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,200 I don't blame you. 226 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,200 I wouldn't want syphilis either. 227 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,200 The one person that had the brains? 228 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:16,880 Yeah, he's the only one that hasn't used it. 229 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:22,600 So still during practice and dad, he's like, it's really affecting him not having his little 230 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,840 pocket. 231 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:28,760 So he goes for a tackle to stop one of those running backs and he gets run over, which 232 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,400 is like, that's a massive guy. 233 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,920 So it's kind of tough to take him down. 234 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,280 So the coach is like, what the fuck was that? 235 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,700 And he just berates him in front of everybody. 236 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:41,840 And he's like, you're my team captain, you fix this and he fucking walks off and fucking 237 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,640 that has a meltdown in front of the whole fucking team. 238 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,200 He's like, you don't mess with the man's rituals. 239 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,200 Who took my pocket? 240 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,360 You don't mess with the things that get a man through the day. 241 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,520 He's just fucking falling apart. 242 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,400 And he's just like, I need it. 243 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:03,800 I've stuck my dick and balls in that every day before a game since I was 10 years old. 244 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,800 I need it. 245 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,480 I'm like, oh my God. 246 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,480 So there you go. 247 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,480 That's how old he was when he got it. 248 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,480 And he fucking runs off. 249 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,440 He runs off in the funniest way. 250 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:16,760 Like he's just basically crying. 251 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,440 And they're all laughing. 252 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,440 All the players laughing. 253 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,960 But Craig's like, yo, enough fun, enough jokes. 254 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,400 We need him for the game because he is the team captain. 255 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,640 He's like the best player probably. 256 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,480 He's NFL caliber. 257 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:32,040 So he's like, whoever has it, just give it back to that. 258 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:35,240 And they're all like, all right, but I need one more night with you. 259 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,300 Just one more night. 260 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:46,200 And so there's a fucking music montage of them all, you every player using it and then 261 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,920 passing it to the next player. 262 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,920 Oh God. 263 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,880 Like throughout the day, not like in the same area, but like, oh, it's seven o'clock. 264 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:53,880 It's time to pick it up. 265 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,040 And you give it to the guy in his car. 266 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,540 He leaves and he gives it to the guy. 267 00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:01,080 So that basically ends up with Moran at the end of the night. 268 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:07,280 And sad, I guess, has been fucking doing investigative work because Moran's sleeping in his bed. 269 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,280 Right. 270 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:12,680 And like this fucking shadow goes over him and you just see that laying with him like, 271 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,960 God, no, you have it. 272 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,960 Give it back to Moran. 273 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,960 Like, and Moran's like, what the fuck did you get in my. 274 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,440 So Moran's like, fine, dad, I got it right here. 275 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,240 Don't you worry. 276 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:29,400 And he goes to look for it in this drawer where he had it left. 277 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:34,360 Like it's like bang in the chocolate souffle. 278 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:41,640 And so, yeah, so he's looking for the pocket in his drawer, but it's gone. 279 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,800 He's like, oh, shit, a fucking fad's twitching like a fucking crack addict. 280 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,200 We haven't had a fix in months. 281 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,000 He's just like fucking scratching himself and looking around. 282 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,200 I'm like, damn, you need to chill. 283 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:57,240 So that's like if you fucking grab Moran and throws him on the bed and gets right in his 284 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:02,760 face like if that thing is not back in my locker by tomorrow morning, I'm going to let 285 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,760 all my sexual frustration on you. 286 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,080 And he fucking leaves. 287 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,160 He leaves and he turns back around. 288 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,160 You know what I meant. 289 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,160 And he fucking dips. 290 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:15,360 And Moran's dad's like twice his size. 291 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,520 Moran's like, oh, shit. 292 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,080 So he calls Sammy and asks him what happened to the pocket. 293 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,800 Sammy's like, oh, I need it for something. 294 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,600 And Moran's like, whatever, just make sure it's in dad's locker by the morning. 295 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,480 He's then Sammy's like, no problem. 296 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,880 So Sammy took the pocket. 297 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:35,040 He went to he stuck into that girl's house that rebuked Moran and he takes her dildo 298 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,840 and he starts pushing it into the so she ends up getting syphilis. 299 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,720 Look, I just an evil motherfucker. 300 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:46,320 He's like looking dead in the mirror right as he's pumping it in and out. 301 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:50,200 And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? 302 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,440 Like you're so fucking concentrated on it. 303 00:14:52,440 --> 00:15:00,860 So it's the next morning and they go to the locker and it's not there. 304 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:04,400 Moran's like, well, Moran, I guess you're fucked up, didn't you? 305 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,560 You know what's going to happen now? 306 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:10,040 And Moran's like, yo, I took it to the I told Sammy and he calls Sammy again as he's 307 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,040 tied. 308 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,840 Now Moran's they're in the locker room. 309 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,120 Moran's tied to a fucking chair, like just fucking taped. 310 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,880 He can't move. 311 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:22,000 And he calls Sammy and Sammy's like, I put it in the locker room in his locker. 312 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,920 So someone must have stole it right after. 313 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,880 And yes, someone did steal it. 314 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,880 Crank Shiloh. 315 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:34,160 So now Shiloh has the pocket and he has it on the fucking little coffee table. 316 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:38,000 And he's also doing the contemplation like, do I really need to do this? 317 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Which is last like 30 seconds. 318 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Yes, I do. 319 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:45,000 And he fucking takes it and he just starts banging away at it in the bathroom. 320 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,520 And his fucking girlfriend, Denise, walks in and she is just like, I can't even imagine 321 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,440 walking around someone doing something weird. 322 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,640 You know what I mean? 323 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,640 So I can't even. 324 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,320 She just, she was, first she was mad, right? 325 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,040 And she said, is that a pocket pussy? 326 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,120 Not only was she mad, she was like, is that a white pocket pussy? 327 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,120 That's what upset her more. 328 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,120 Yeah. 329 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,640 You didn't pick a black one? 330 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,320 So that's what upset Denise more than anything. 331 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:15,040 So it cuts back to Moran and Thad. 332 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,920 And all the players are around. 333 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,560 And of course, Dad has his lackey named Larry who'll do whatever. 334 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,960 But all the other players are like, Dad, just let him go. 335 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,960 We all used it. 336 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,960 You can't just blame Moran. 337 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,800 He's like, it doesn't matter. 338 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,320 Someone needs to be punished for this. 339 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:35,080 So he ties a string to Moran's balls and then the other end of the string to a door, an 340 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,300 open door, the doorknob. 341 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:41,040 And they're like, Mike, they're going to give him a Tia wanted to pull. 342 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:49,000 So he's going to get a Tia wanted to pull because he never returned the pocket. 343 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:56,520 And right as they're about to slam the door, Denise walks in with Craig and she has Craig 344 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,860 give Thad his pocket back. 345 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,640 And he's like, finally. 346 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,320 He runs off into a corner, right? 347 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:09,280 And she confronts Moran and blames him for Craig using the pocket. 348 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:13,160 Like, I know you're the one that's making my Craig stray away from me. 349 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,160 And you know, I will not stand for it. 350 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,160 So she leaves. 351 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:22,160 She fucking slams the door, giving him a Tia wanted to pull, just fucking crushes his nutsacks 352 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,160 together. 353 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:27,400 And then all the players are like fucking losing their shit because they have the empathy 354 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,040 thing where you see someone get kicked in the butt like, oh, fuck. 355 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:36,320 And fucking Thad goes to a corner of the room and starts using the pocket immediately. 356 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,320 And he just like, he keeps going, I love you, Dad. 357 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,320 I love you, Dad. 358 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,320 You're my hero. 359 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:45,800 And he's just going off on this thing. 360 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,400 And that's the end of the episode. 361 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,440 Oh, that's how it ends? 362 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:55,360 I mean, it ends at the bar again, but there's no point for the end. 363 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,280 That was technically the end. 364 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,360 Just Dad fucking the pocket. 365 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,720 And you got Moran's balls busted up. 366 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,880 I guess it ended, the game went really well for them. 367 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,160 After the fact? 368 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:12,960 Yeah, like the end was Moran's birthday again. 369 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:19,040 And the chick that Sammy gave syphilis to is now dressed up in like this skimpy suit 370 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,320 to give Moran a proper birthday. 371 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,120 And they're going to go off to her Lamborghini, right? 372 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,120 Yeah. 373 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,520 And Sammy's like, here, you're going to need this condom. 374 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,520 She's got syphilis. 375 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,520 And I'm like, you nasty motherfuckers. 376 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,320 So that's how it actually ends. 377 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,720 But that's episode three of Blue Mountain State. 378 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,440 They get wilder and wilder. 379 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,440 I can tell. 380 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:43,160 I love you, Dad. 381 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,960 Those nasty motherfuckers. 382 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:48,040 All 45, all the fucking, I love the coach, man. 383 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,040 They all pang in each other. 384 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,440 It's like, oh, it happened in nine and five, coach. 385 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,440 Oh, God. 386 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,440 Hey, man, football teams get weird. 387 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,440 Apparently. 388 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,120 I mean, look what happened in South Park. 389 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,920 I don't remember which episode. 390 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:03,920 The cop? 391 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,880 That's not a football player? 392 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,000 No, where he was trying to catch prostitutes. 393 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,720 Where the people that were buying prostitutes. 394 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,720 Yeah. 395 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,720 You don't remember that? 396 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720 I do. 397 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,720 But he went to a frat house. 398 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,760 I would just say, well, the frats shirt, it's a college frat frat. 399 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:18,760 That's the same thing. 400 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,760 I'm fucking free. 401 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,760 Same style. 402 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,760 I guess. 403 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,760 Yeah. 404 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,960 See what you mean? 405 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,960 All disgusting. 406 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,960 We're men. 407 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:28,960 We're all disgusting. 408 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,960 We just have gradients. 409 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:36,480 Any man that pretends not to be is the worst one. 410 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,080 They get up on their fucking pulpit. 411 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,240 I believe all this sin is just wrong. 412 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:46,040 He's probably the nastiest motherfucker that's ever lived. 413 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:50,560 He's the one that's really fucking. 414 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,080 Like the real fucked up shit. 415 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,920 Anyone that's always pretending to be older than now is always the worst one. 416 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,440 That's why I just be a freak like I am. 417 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,440 I wouldn't I wouldn't bang. 418 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,200 I wouldn't bang a pocket though against syphilis like a nasty motherfucker. 419 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,200 I wouldn't do that. 420 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:10,160 You don't want to go to that extreme. 421 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,960 No, that was a waterfall. 422 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,960 Chocolate chocolate. 423 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,160 That was that was an interesting one. 424 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,760 You say you bang the chocolate souffle before. 425 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,760 Oh yeah. 426 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,080 One of them said it just like banging a bag full of puppies. 427 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,080 Yeah. 428 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,080 Yeah. 429 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,080 One of them said that too. 430 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,080 Oh God. 431 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,560 Is it how do you even know what that feels like? 432 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:38,840 They had that was the best part was just these weird analogies to banging that over an ocean. 433 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,840 Yeah. 434 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,840 So I'm banging the sunset over an ocean. 435 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:47,440 Moran, every time I stick my humongous stick in this piece of plastic, I remember my dad. 436 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:52,880 He has some great lines because he knows he knows he doesn't know what he's saying is 437 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880 fucking ridiculous. 438 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,880 Right. 439 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,880 He doesn't have that level of self-awareness. 440 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,280 Shit is fucking hilarious. 441 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,280 Just being completely. 442 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,280 Yeah. 443 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,280 100% serious and completely unaware. 444 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,480 I think the maté. 445 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,520 Good episode. 446 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,800 We'll cut off on blue bound state now and I'll find something else for a couple of episodes 447 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,840 and then I'll come back to blue man say for some more episodes for the next crazy extreme. 448 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,240 I'll probably do them like a burst of three. 449 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,240 Yeah. 450 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,920 No, burst of two would probably be better. 451 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,240 It's one two back to back. 452 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,240 Do you know? 453 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240 Yeah. 454 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,120 Then move to another something else to keep it fresh. 455 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,840 Come back until the series is done and the movie. 456 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,440 Oh God, there's a movie. 457 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,440 Yeah. 458 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,440 The rise of that. 459 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,440 That's scary. 460 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,440 It is. 461 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,440 All right. 462 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,240 Well, anything else to to mention before we head on out? 463 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,640 There's always clean your pocket pussy. 464 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,640 If you've got one, please clean it. 465 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,640 Clean it. 466 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,640 You don't want to flush. 467 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,640 And make sure it's something that's non-you know, don't do bleach. 468 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,640 That'd be funny. 469 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,320 Man, just burn your dick off. 470 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,320 Chlorine bleach. 471 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,800 Fucking chlorine and shit. 472 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,800 This really hurts. 473 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,680 All right. 474 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:32,200 We'll see you guys on the next one.