1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,080 Hello and welcome to episode 41 of the podcast. 2 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,080 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,080 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,000 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,080 comic books, anime, comic books, and more weekly. 6 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,540 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:24,600 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:31,960 Tonight, we are covering the worst things done by the boys in South Park, which there's 9 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:32,960 quite a few. 10 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:37,240 They're fucking war criminals at this point. 11 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,840 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,440 You can also follow us on Rumble Odyssey and more. 13 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,640 We also have tiers on most of those platforms as well if you'd like to help out the channel. 14 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,760 Or you can check out Coffee Brand Coffee promo code K.O.E. 15 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,240 Podcast for 10% off. 16 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,240 Yeah. 17 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,080 But let's go ahead and get into it. 18 00:00:54,080 --> 00:01:02,960 So, I have a list of things that were done by the four of the main boys in South Park. 19 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,880 We're actually taking out Kenny because Kenny is actually a hard person to find bad things 20 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:07,880 that he does. 21 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,600 Yeah, he's a mysterious after all. 22 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,600 Spoiler alert. 23 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:16,080 If you find Kenny, it's usually things that are done to him, not things that he's done. 24 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,360 Or things that he's been a part of because of the gang that he had no choice in. 25 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,360 Right. 26 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,840 It's usually a group thing if it involves him. 27 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,360 It's not usually individually his own things. 28 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:29,000 Although I will say one of the things for Kenny, one of the worst things was whenever 29 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,080 he got suffocated by what's her name's crotch. 30 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,480 Oh, uh, it's Crabtree. 31 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,480 Yeah. 32 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:41,080 He came out just a fucking oozing blob of just... 33 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,360 That was one of the grossest things I've ever seen. 34 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,360 Yeah. 35 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,360 So Kenny's had things- 36 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,360 Oh, wait. 37 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,280 That wasn't Kenny. 38 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,280 That was this kid that dressed up as Kenny. 39 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,280 Yeah. 40 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:57,080 And he was pretending to be Carmen Skinny. 41 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:01,840 And the main guy's styling, Colin Stan blackmailed him. 42 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,200 He's like, I don't want to do this, guys. 43 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,200 You get up there. 44 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,200 You get up that vagina. 45 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,200 You get in there. 46 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,600 So that actually wasn't Kenny. 47 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,600 Oh, really? 48 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,600 No. 49 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:14,880 That was another kid in a Kenny outfit. 50 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,480 Because something happened to Kenny before that. 51 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,480 He died before that? 52 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,480 I think so. 53 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,920 All right, so we're going to start off with Kyle here. 54 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:26,200 Kyle Bruflowski. 55 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,920 He wrote a letter to Fidel Castro of Cuba. 56 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,920 He did? 57 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,920 Yes. 58 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:31,920 Shit, I don't remember that at all. 59 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:35,080 Wanting them to end violence in Cuba. 60 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,680 And that was in the Wacky Molestation Adventure. 61 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,680 Oh, fuck. 62 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,680 Is that where they sent everyone to jail? 63 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,160 Yeah, that's when they just... 64 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,320 Everyone just got sent to jail. 65 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,600 They just believed their kids 100%. 66 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,600 All the police did. 67 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,440 They sent everybody to jail without any actual investigation. 68 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,160 But then the whole fucking town was just free and clear. 69 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:58,080 Wasn't that the episode where it's like Children of the Corn? 70 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,640 Sounds like it. 71 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:06,160 Where there's just no adults and then this couple comes into town and they all get accosted 72 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,160 by these kids? 73 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,560 I think that's the same episode. 74 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,520 Yeah, I think it was. 75 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:15,040 The next one's not too horrible, but he claimed to his parents that God did not exist. 76 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,760 Is that so Jewish? 77 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,240 That was in Cartman land. 78 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:23,280 Oh, yeah, because he was mad because if all this good stuff can happen to Cartman, then 79 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,920 there's no hope for anybody. 80 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:28,400 His hemorrhoids just getting worse and worse because he had hemorrhoids and they wouldn't 81 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,400 go away. 82 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:34,680 He said, there is no God, Mom and Dad. 83 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,800 He was laying on his side in the hospital because his asshole was so fucking inflamed. 84 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,960 He said, there is no God, Mom and Dad. 85 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:40,960 There's nobody. 86 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:41,960 Doesn't matter. 87 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,960 All this good stuff can happen to Cartman. 88 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:43,960 There is nothing. 89 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:44,960 My asshole. 90 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:50,640 The next one, he turned Rebecca Kotswald into a whore. 91 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,520 That's a little homeschool girl. 92 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,520 Yeah. 93 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,440 Yeah, she was. 94 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,760 He transformed him into himself into Jerseyite. 95 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:01,760 And that was his. 96 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,760 It's a Jersey thing. 97 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,760 Yeah. 98 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,760 His mom is like from actually she's actually from New Jersey. 99 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:12,840 So she's like a really mean she's like a New Jersey mom and she called him a muff cabbage. 100 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,560 She knows what muff cabbage means and apparently. 101 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:21,600 He created a Facebook account for Stan without his permission and you have zero friends. 102 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,600 That's not well. 103 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,600 That's that's a horrible but having a Facebook created for you. 104 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,600 For you. 105 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,120 He had like he had the highest level of friends of anybody. 106 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:36,040 He was Stan's shit was so powerful like it became his own sentient thing. 107 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:41,080 Apparently he burned down the school and but out. 108 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,520 That's when they started smoking cigarettes. 109 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:51,120 If I remember apparently the dorkiest people ever came to the don't don't don't smoke 110 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,120 drugs. 111 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:57,000 If you want to be like that don't smoke cigarettes and they're like fuck. 112 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,400 They're all fucking puffing their shit out. 113 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,680 Are we normal now? 114 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:03,680 This is hard. 115 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,800 They're all fucking dying trying to smoke these cigarettes to not be turned into those 116 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,800 dorks. 117 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,520 He got arrested for downloading music off of the Internet. 118 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,520 Yeah I remember that. 119 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,760 In the Christian Hard Rock episode. 120 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:19,520 Yeah when he was trying to hit he was trying to beat Cartman to get a gold album or some 121 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,520 shit. 122 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,520 Yeah. 123 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:26,320 It turns out there is no other no gold album albums in the Christian. 124 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:30,320 Yeah so Cartman like all that money they made and Cartman did not give a fuck if he couldn't 125 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,520 be Kyle for like a ten dollar bet or some shit. 126 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,520 Right wasn't it. 127 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,520 Yeah he was in the group with Token and. 128 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,520 And Butters. 129 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,520 Yeah. 130 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:41,160 He was in the fucking millions probably. 131 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,960 And he threw that all the way. 132 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:43,960 Yeah. 133 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,240 Token beat his ass. 134 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,440 Butters farted on his face. 135 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,920 He transformed Cartman into a ginger. 136 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,640 Ginger kids. 137 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:56,600 That was when Cartman was he had said something really derogatory toward ginger. 138 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,860 So I'm going to get him I'm going to teach him a lesson. 139 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:04,200 So he broke into his house that night and painted him up gave him red hair fucking cheeks 140 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,800 made him I don't know how he got the hair on his head. 141 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,920 I think he glued it on and then the next day and then Cartman basically turned into the 142 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,960 fucking ginger kids and what Nazi organization. 143 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,160 He kept calling Kyle the day walker. 144 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,160 Yeah. 145 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:18,160 He was a redhead with fucking normal skin. 146 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:27,040 And then fucking Kyle whispered to Cartman's ear like what's that. 147 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,520 You did what. 148 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:32,920 And then all the ginger kids wanted to know what the fuck Kyle told Cartman. 149 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,840 He fell in love with Cartman's girlfriend Heidi and doubling down. 150 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:37,840 Oh yeah. 151 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:38,840 Yeah. 152 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,400 Heidi like yeah. 153 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,400 I don't know about Kyle. 154 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:46,040 I always thought he was the gay one in the group because he well not because of the chick 155 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,640 from the Mormon or the yeah the homeschool. 156 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,640 I guess not. 157 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,960 But he's never had a love relationship. 158 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,500 Yeah. 159 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,560 But I mean Stan has with what's her fucking name. 160 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,560 I forgot her name. 161 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:58,560 Wendy. 162 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,560 Yeah. 163 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,560 Testa burger. 164 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:05,920 And then of all the characters Cartman got a girlfriend Heidi who was actually like a 165 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,200 decent human being. 166 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,200 And then she became chunky and then she became Cartman as a girl. 167 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,200 Yeah. 168 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,640 And it's like what the fuck. 169 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:17,080 Where she told him it's like say one more fucking word. 170 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,080 Yeah. 171 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,080 She got real bad. 172 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:24,040 Then we got he stole a whale from the Denver Sea Park and free willings. 173 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:28,000 They're trying to save it because I was talking to him and it wasn't it was those fucking 174 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,120 guys in the damn control room. 175 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,120 Yeah. 176 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,120 That's like a whale. 177 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:38,480 They actually said that one a space and landed on the moon and died up there. 178 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,120 He tried to get rid of his cousin in the entity. 179 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,120 Yeah. 180 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,320 His other cousin is often named Kyle. 181 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,320 Yeah. 182 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,720 I don't want to keep going. 183 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:50,320 I can't think of coins on my feet. 184 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:54,320 Good impersonation. 185 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,720 This one's not that they consider it bad. 186 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,760 But throw toilet paper at the art teachers home in toilet paper. 187 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:01,760 No. 188 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:05,120 They just cleaned it up and it was all in his mind. 189 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,120 He thought that they had fucking killed themselves after that. 190 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,640 Like that's how bad it was. 191 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:13,240 Like he kept having these fucking guilty like flashbacks in his head. 192 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,600 Like I can't live in this house with the toilet paper everywhere. 193 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:21,440 That's like getting Carmen was like could not believe that Kyle was feeling that guilty 194 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,680 that he was going to tell right that he fucking rode Carmen and Kyle out to the ocean like 195 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,680 in the middle of the late and stands the pond or Starks pond. 196 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:30,680 He rode him out there. 197 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,640 He was going to kill him with a whiffle ball bat like Carpenter was going to kill Kyle 198 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:37,960 to keep the keep them from confessing. 199 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,120 And it was a whiffle ball bat. 200 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,480 So he just kept hitting him. 201 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,340 But he wasn't hurting him at all. 202 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:47,920 So they spent all night there with Carpenter smacking him in the head and Kyle just standing 203 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,840 there taking taking a hit to the head. 204 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,840 And all you hear is just him fucking just hitting Kyle. 205 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,080 And it fucking pans away. 206 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:01,640 He transformed himself into a tall black black basketball player in Mr. Garrison's fancy 207 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,640 new Vagina. 208 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:03,640 Yeah. 209 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,040 He was Mr. Garrison's balls and they blew out on him. 210 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:11,280 The ball when he fucking jumped up to throw a fucking alley oop or a fucking slam dunk, 211 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,720 he landed back down that shit. 212 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,720 He hit the ground. 213 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:19,320 His knees fucking blew up in the balloon and burst like a blue both his knees out. 214 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:23,000 He joked about Carmen AIDS diagnosis in tonsil trouble. 215 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Yeah. 216 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,840 So the difference between Kyle and Carmen is Kyle dressed him up as a fake ginger. 217 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,000 No actual physical harm. 218 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,960 Carmen broke into Kyle's house and dripped his blood in Carmen Kyle's mouth and gave 219 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:39,200 him HIV positive. 220 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,200 And I'm surprised. 221 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,200 Kyle didn't fucking kill him. 222 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:46,080 He gave him HIV. 223 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:50,620 And the number one thing that Kyle Braflowski has done is he followed in his mother's footsteps 224 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:54,920 about leading a revolt against Canada that caused the population of the city to get destroyed 225 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:58,080 by President Garrison and super hard PC Ness. 226 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,620 I don't remember that one. 227 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,360 So it basically killed millions of people. 228 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,360 That's an old one. 229 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,280 That's one of the newer episodes from like season 20 or something. 230 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,280 So now we have Stan. 231 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:10,120 Ah, good old Stan Marsh. 232 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,080 He's flooded Beaverton. 233 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:16,080 Him and Carmen were playing on their on some random used jet ski and it should just fucking 234 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,600 blew up into the fucking side of a Beaver dam. 235 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,120 He made a stop bullying video for his ego. 236 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,120 Yeah. 237 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:27,720 Then he like started bullying people because they wouldn't accept the not to bully the 238 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:31,400 recruit butters bully butters and bullies butters into it. 239 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:37,360 I think someone bullied Stan and then Stan someone bullied Jesus bullied somebody and 240 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:42,080 someone bullied Jesus and then standing up in San Diego jacking off. 241 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:46,560 That doesn't make any sense, but it does in the episode. 242 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,640 He lost the hockey game and let a little boy die of cancer because of it. 243 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,880 Yeah, the kid died and then all the little color kids. 244 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:58,840 Well, it was a bunch of grown men on the opposite team, like full hard on fucking like legitimate 245 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,320 hockey players, right? 246 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:05,840 And fucking preschooler against preschoolers and they they beat the hell out of these preschoolers. 247 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,160 Of course, they fucking lost. 248 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,040 He took a deuce in the urinal. 249 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,960 Yeah, fucking Mr. Mackie bosses fucking mind. 250 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,760 Who took this in the room? 251 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,000 I'ma solve this fucking mystery. 252 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,600 He got a guy on QVC to blow his brains out. 253 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,600 Just do it. 254 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,600 Just take the gun. 255 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,600 Just do it. 256 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,600 That's what he did. 257 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,640 You want me to do it, huh? 258 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,560 By the way, you know, suicide is no joke. 259 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,000 So if you if you're feeling it, get some help. 260 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,560 But man, Stan really fucked that man up. 261 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:40,480 And then all the other bunch of this old lady's like, you should do it. 262 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,480 What are you carrying? 263 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:53,240 Yeah, basically, he set Jimmy up to tell Wendy that she was a continuing source of inspiration. 264 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,240 Yeah. 265 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,160 And you know, with his fucking stutter, you know what came out? 266 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:03,400 Stan said you're a cunt, a cunt, a cunt, a continuing source of inspiration. 267 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,240 She had already walked up. 268 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,240 Yeah. 269 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,080 She's like, keep saying cunt at her. 270 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:13,400 He asked God why he was not bleeding out of his ass when he could have asked him any other 271 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,320 question in the world. 272 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:19,640 So he ruined it for the entire world because God said there could be one question asked. 273 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,880 I don't remember that episode. 274 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,880 What's it called? 275 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,880 I didn't. 276 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,880 I couldn't find the fuck. 277 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,160 I've seen a lot of South Park. 278 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:31,480 Yeah, he went because whenever they all got some kind of like stomach virus and they were 279 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:37,520 all shit and blood and he thought that they all thought Cartman thought he had his period. 280 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,520 Wow. 281 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:47,400 He got them all to believe that because he gave him all the virus as it kept going on. 282 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,080 Of course, Cartman did. 283 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,040 So they all started getting blood in their shit. 284 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,040 So they all thought they were getting their period. 285 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,040 Jesus. 286 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,480 Stan was the only one that could never got it. 287 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,240 So he had to he asked God why he wasn't getting. 288 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,800 All right, because they started thinking like, oh, this is a good thing. 289 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,240 We're just all there's no goddamn way coming. 290 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,240 She coming. 291 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,240 Cartman got Pampax and stuff. 292 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,240 Yeah, now I vaguely remember. 293 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,240 I don't remember the episode, but I know what you're talking about. 294 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,720 But he went and asked God why? 295 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,800 Because God came back to earth. 296 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,040 God said, wait, you don't bleed in the mental health period. 297 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,040 Yeah. 298 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,040 And then he left again. 299 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,040 He fucking dipped. 300 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:31,080 And the number one thing Stan has done that's evil for his friends, making his friends go 301 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,080 ziplining for an iPod Nano. 302 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,560 Yeah, Kenny died on the yacht ride. 303 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,560 He died of boredom. 304 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,560 I remember that. 305 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:44,360 They did a live action sequence of that. 306 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:48,160 Kenny's dead. 307 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,160 Fucking Cartman drinking. 308 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,320 He couldn't he didn't like Mountain Dew. 309 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:56,440 So he started drinking Double Dew, which is twice the sugar and calories of regular Mountain 310 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,440 Dew. 311 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,720 But then it was messing with his stomach. 312 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:03,040 So he started drinking Diet Double Dew, which is half the calories and sugar of Mountain 313 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,040 Dew. 314 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,040 Which is just regular Mountain Dew. 315 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:11,400 Which is the funniest shit I've ever fucking heard. 316 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,480 It's just so fucking funny to me. 317 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,640 How simple it is. 318 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,440 Like I can't drink Double Dew anymore. 319 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,200 So I'm drinking Diet Double Dew. 320 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,160 It's got half the sugar and calories of Double Dew. 321 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,160 So it's just fucking Mountain Dew then. 322 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,440 That is kind of how they label their stuff though. 323 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,840 Like it's constantly like energy drinks and stuff. 324 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,320 It's double the caffeine. 325 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:37,840 Then we get half versions and it's like okay it seems regular. 326 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,840 Now we have Butters. 327 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,160 Butters I'm surprised of actually. 328 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,160 Trying to destroy the world. 329 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,760 And the Simpsons already did it. 330 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:51,800 He fucking either was the aerosol thing or it was him trying to flood the world, which 331 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,140 none of them worked. 332 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:54,720 So this is what he did. 333 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:59,400 Upset with the world, Butters brings back his super villain persona, Professor Chaos, 334 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,840 for another round of World Indian Doom, with General Disarray at his side. 335 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,680 Professor Chaos is ready to dispense mayhem and misery on the South Park. 336 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,680 Only one problem. 337 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,240 None of his schemes are original. 338 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,520 Throughout the episode, the Simpsons already did it. 339 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,560 Disarray points out how Butters' plans were exactly the plot lines from various Simpsons 340 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,560 episodes. 341 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:25,160 So the entire time he was just plagiarizing everything the Simpsons had already done. 342 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:30,880 Yeah, basically they were saying that Simpsons has been around forever. 343 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:34,600 So I mean of course there's going to be correlation in theirs and theirs. 344 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,600 Yeah. 345 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,600 It's storytelling. 346 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:41,680 In the stories, you know, there's always going to be like the story tropes that everyone 347 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,560 sees. 348 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,360 Your job is to make them original. 349 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:52,160 Then we have enlisting Facebook in a smear campaign in the franchise prequel. 350 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,200 We have once again Butters transforms into his Professor Chaos persona. 351 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,900 I'm a man of this. 352 00:15:56,900 --> 00:16:00,040 But this time he has a more damaging plan in place. 353 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:04,440 With the help of Mark Zuckerberg, Butters spams Facebook with fake articles and ads 354 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,800 to smear Cartman and company's reputations. 355 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,200 Not only does this result in the boys losing a potential deal with Netflix for their superhero 356 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,680 franchise, but Butters has unleashed something worse. 357 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:21,720 The dubbed Zuckerberg runs all over South Park and becomes a total nuisance to the residents. 358 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,720 I remember that one. 359 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,040 He's like, it's like fucking Mark Zuckerberg talking, right? 360 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,040 But it's a different voice. 361 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,040 Yeah. 362 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,760 Like those martial arts Chinese movies that were dubbed over badly. 363 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,600 So it's like, I'm like, I'm watching. 364 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,720 I'm like, Mark Zuckerberg, what the fuck did they do to Mark Zuckerberg? 365 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:40,960 So he breaks into their homes, sleeps in their beds, eats their food, and he does everything 366 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:46,840 to those annoying, who can watch, cannot watch this with his shtoil. 367 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,840 Remember it's his shtoil. 368 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,840 You can't beat my shtoil. 369 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,720 Yeah, he took that from Enter the Dragon. 370 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,600 Watch your shtoil. 371 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,600 So he unleashed Zuckerberg. 372 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,440 And they ended up fighting. 373 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,840 The superheroes fought Zuckerberg. 374 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:01,840 Where you can't beat my shtoil. 375 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,840 Yeah, they all started. 376 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,840 What about our shtoil? 377 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:05,840 Basically. 378 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:06,840 It's funny though. 379 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:10,800 So that was something that he did that's a little evil. 380 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,480 He released Zuckerberg on everybody. 381 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,480 He also stole Cartman's ideas in awesome. 382 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,480 Oh, yeah. 383 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:22,160 I mean, and he donated all that money to different charities. 384 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,640 We don't need any money. 385 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,720 Sure, you give some of that money to Osomo. 386 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,560 It was his ideas after all. 387 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:34,760 The thing about Cartman is he's so committed to whatever specific plan he has at the time 388 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,440 that anything else does not matter to him. 389 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,320 He was making probably millions on these movie ideas. 390 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,560 He could have just took his helmet off. 391 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,560 Those are my ideas. 392 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,560 I made them up. 393 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,560 Give me that money. 394 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:51,720 He wanted that fucking video that Butters had of him having a tea party. 395 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,600 He wanted to find out where it was. 396 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,360 He fucking took his helmet off one time in the bathroom, right? 397 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:02,560 He was so fucking skinny from not eating right. 398 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,680 He started eating a tube of toothpaste in the bathroom. 399 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,320 I remember that. 400 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:11,440 He is just so deeply committed to that one goal that he initially has. 401 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,800 Because he did not want Butters to release that picture. 402 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,800 Right, in the video. 403 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,800 Or video, video. 404 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:21,080 It's the same with the Christian Rock Band thing. 405 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:25,640 He was making just money over fucking money. 406 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,400 He just wanted to win the bet. 407 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,200 So he just threw it all away. 408 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,760 Cartman is so fucking... 409 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:38,120 I wish they'd do more episodes of him having that one definitive idea. 410 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:43,520 Just watching all the other stuff that happens in between that is the best thing. 411 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:47,160 Next one we got, he was tap dancing and you got effed in the A. 412 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,160 Yeah, well he ended up killing a bunch of people by accident though. 413 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,880 But he still did? 414 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,880 It's horrific murder. 415 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,480 I guess it wouldn't be murders. 416 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,480 The accidental deaths. 417 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,480 Homicide? 418 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,120 No, because he's not... 419 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,680 Okay, manslaughter? 420 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,160 Basically, yeah. 421 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,800 One more accident because he wouldn't go to jail for it. 422 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,360 I mean if I... 423 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,840 Fuck, how do I put this in? 424 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,920 No yeah, I guess you wouldn't... 425 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,920 Well no, because say... 426 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,920 Fuck. 427 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,280 I guess I'm not a lawyer so I have no idea. 428 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:20,600 So I'm not even gonna fucking attempt how you would not go to jail if you could actually 429 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,600 kill somebody. 430 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:26,720 Then we have, he joined the Somalian pirates in Fatbeard. 431 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,000 Son of Cartman. 432 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,920 He was the one that led him to do it anyway. 433 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,440 We have setting fire to the school in gluten free Ebola. 434 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,440 You did? 435 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,760 I don't remember that part. 436 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:44,720 The story was, whereas most of Butters crimes against humanity have been shown, this one 437 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,840 was left to our imaginations. 438 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:50,960 With their startup company failed, the boys make amends with all the students and faculty 439 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,480 they insulted before ditching school. 440 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,760 Butters on the other hand, took things to a whole other extreme before leaving with 441 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,160 them for their ill-fated company. 442 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,920 Apparently Butters had started a fire in the gymnasium. 443 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:06,720 For this, Butters was expelled and the faculty held an entire meeting just on the subject 444 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,000 of possibly accepting him back as a student. 445 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,040 Jesus Butters. 446 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,040 Faking his own death. 447 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,040 In margarine. 448 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:19,440 Yeah, they were trying to get that fucking little thing that those girls do. 449 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,440 Yeah. 450 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,440 Little paper thing. 451 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,440 The fortune teller thing. 452 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,440 Yeah. 453 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,440 So they made him horrific. 454 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,960 Like him wanting to kill himself. 455 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:34,520 So they dressed him as a pig in his clothes and just threw him off a roof. 456 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,560 It fell off of the billboard and the top of the building. 457 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,560 And then he just landed right in front of his parents. 458 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,280 And then the doctor, he's dead. 459 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:48,000 Yeah, the doctor locks up and fucking checks the pulse of this fucking carcass. 460 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,560 That's literally just mush. 461 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:58,760 And then fucking Butters comes back because that one farmer guy makes it seem like if 462 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:03,200 you put the body in this specific cemetery, he'll come back and then this farmer shows 463 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200 up out of nowhere. 464 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,080 Mr. Satch, I know what you're planning, Mr. Satch, you're planning to put your son in 465 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:12,360 that cemetery, but what comes back isn't the same, Mr. Satch. 466 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:16,080 So it's a fucking pest cemetery thing. 467 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,120 So Butters comes back, right? 468 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:22,120 And the dad and the mom think that he's an abomination for the pest cemetery. 469 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120 From hell. 470 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:26,080 Yeah, so they tie him down in the fucking basement. 471 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,080 With chains and everything. 472 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,080 And they're like, I'm hungry. 473 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,560 Like, oh, he needs to feed. 474 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,960 So they bring him some realtor to look at the house. 475 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:36,240 They start in the basement and Mr. Satch kills the realtor. 476 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,680 This woman just fucking kills her. 477 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,560 And like, there, eat that. 478 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,120 And Butters is like, can I just have some Oreos? 479 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,160 Or like some spaghetti? 480 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:50,200 So his dad's up for one on murder. 481 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,040 We have, he stole the boy's book in the tale of Scrooge Mcbooker balls. 482 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,360 And probably the most disgusting book ever put to print. 483 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,200 So bad when people read it, they just throw up constantly. 484 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:07,680 It's such a fucking grandiose prose novel that it has to be printed and read. 485 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:14,320 And it basically becomes this fucking prolific author. 486 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,160 He started the kissing company and Butters bottom bitch. 487 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,160 Yeah, he was a pimp. 488 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,160 He became a pimp. 489 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,960 Yeah, he's a pimp for a bit. 490 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,960 And then there's these... 491 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,520 Hey bitch, you want to make some fucking money? 492 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,360 And then he asks Wendy, hey Wendy, Wendy. 493 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:31,880 And then Wendy gets offended, tells Stan to beat up Butters. 494 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,200 And Butters gets his other kid to do the, hey, Butters touching me beat his ass. 495 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,200 And Stan's like, well damn. 496 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,200 On a Clyde. 497 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,200 Yeah, it was Clyde. 498 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,680 He and Clyde kick his ass. 499 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,480 Stan comes at me, kick his ass. 500 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,480 Basically. 501 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,480 Clyde's like, no problem, boss. 502 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,480 I don't know if Clyde could beat Stan in a fight. 503 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,480 I don't think so. 504 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,480 I don't know. 505 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,480 That is kind of... 506 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,480 Like, he's not bigger. 507 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,480 No, not even like a little bit. 508 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,480 They're like the same size. 509 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,480 Yeah. 510 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,480 And Stan's been to some fucking brawls. 511 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,480 Yeah. 512 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:59,920 Then we have the sarcastic ball incident. 513 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:04,040 And when he's jacking off into fucking jars, this is cum. 514 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,040 Creamy goo. 515 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,040 Yeah, his creamy goo. 516 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,040 And selling it. 517 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,000 And it's like the greatest fucking flavor. 518 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,680 No one's noticed and it's fucking, not even the women that drink it. 519 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,280 This is not, this tastes like semen. 520 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:22,760 For some reason, Stan's dad knows what it tastes like. 521 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,400 Randy knows some of the weirdest shit. 522 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,800 I'm not wanting to taste my own semen. 523 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,800 I have no idea. 524 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,360 But he's like, this is cum. 525 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,920 Like off the bat. 526 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:37,280 So, okay, so we've worked up to the worst of the worst of them. 527 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,280 Cartman? 528 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,280 Cartman. 529 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,280 Cartman. 530 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:44,560 Let's see his list of war crimes. 531 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,040 He made crack baby videos. 532 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:51,400 Oh, they were all fucking fighting each other. 533 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,160 Little basketball crack babies. 534 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,160 My God. 535 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,160 You know about that? 536 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:59,240 I've been showing the episode that's called Crack Baby Athletic Association. 537 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,240 Yeah. 538 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,240 That's number 10. 539 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,240 We're starting off. 540 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:10,440 He's a horrific human being. 541 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,880 We go to the next one. 542 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,760 He drank Kenny's ashes in a ladder to heaven. 543 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,760 Oh yeah. 544 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,160 And he started, he got possessed by Kenny. 545 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,040 Just to get, what was it? 546 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,640 A ticket stub for a candy shopping spree. 547 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,600 Hey man, that man, they got a lot of candy. 548 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:31,120 He had like three buckets full. 549 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,680 He killed hippies and die hippie die. 550 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,680 They killed a lot of them. 551 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,680 Yeah. 552 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,680 They all ran out. 553 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,960 They had that big ass machine with the fucking drill at the front of it. 554 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:46,920 It just bulldozed all of them. 555 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,240 The next one. 556 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,600 He faked Tourette syndrome and Lipatite Tourette. 557 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:56,880 Yeah, he fucked himself up cause it broke his, his, his mental filter. 558 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,880 Yeah. 559 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,480 Like his actual filter in his head. 560 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,440 So he couldn't control it anymore. 561 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:07,760 So now he was saying real horrific shit that he didn't want to say in the first place. 562 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,480 And sadly enough, Kyle saved it. 563 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,960 Next one. 564 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,720 He debated having Kenny killed for his PSP and best friends forever. 565 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,720 He didn't debate. 566 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,200 He was going to have him killed. 567 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,400 He was dead set on that PSP. 568 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,280 He became the new Hitler in the passion of the Jew. 569 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,280 Yeah. 570 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,280 Yeah, he was. 571 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,880 He got all of them to chant and everything. 572 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:39,920 He idolized Mel Gibson as a new fucking prophet, apparently, because of that movie. 573 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,160 They vilified Jews because they killed Jesus. 574 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:50,040 So he's like, it was so fucking weird. 575 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:55,640 The next one, he faked his way into the special Olympics and up the down stairway. 576 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,640 And he fucking lost horrifically. 577 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,880 They were actually legitimate athletes and he just did horrible. 578 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:02,880 He couldn't beat any of them. 579 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,880 So funny as part. 580 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,880 He was mad as fuck. 581 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:09,880 Every fucking event he lost by a huge margin. 582 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,880 Oh shit. 583 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:18,800 He went on a killing spree with Cthulhu and Coon and friends. 584 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,800 Oh yeah. 585 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,800 He did. 586 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,480 He had Cthulhu kill a lot of people. 587 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,120 The first one was Justin Bieber. 588 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,120 If I remember. 589 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:34,120 He somehow used his kitten like adorableness and persuaded the Lecraffian monster to send 590 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:40,000 his former friends to oblivion and lay waste to synagogues, hippies and even Justin Bieber. 591 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Yeah. 592 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,720 Oh God. 593 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,360 Then we have number two. 594 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,360 He gave Kyle HIV. 595 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,360 There you go. 596 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:54,200 The number one though is it's an obvious one. 597 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,200 Yeah. 598 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:59,040 He went over board getting revenge on Scott Tenorman. 599 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,720 Some say he didn't go far enough. 600 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:05,960 You wrote something man's $5. 601 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,800 We're asking for everything. 602 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,240 If anybody doesn't know the story, here's something crazy. 603 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,240 There's actually a follow up to that story. 604 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,240 Is it really? 605 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,960 In episode 200 and 201 that they never show anymore. 606 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,960 Really? 607 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:23,720 It showed up one time I think when it first aired. 608 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,120 Both of them and they've never shown up again. 609 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:29,280 I've never seen them on TV, on Comedy Central. 610 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280 Never seen them. 611 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,040 They're not even on the streaming services. 612 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,040 Really? 613 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,720 They're two of the five band episodes. 614 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,680 There's five band episodes of South Park on streaming. 615 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,120 Yeah, 102 of them have to do with the Prophet. 616 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,120 Yeah. 617 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,720 I think the cartoon wars is because of the Prophet. 618 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,520 Super best friends also because of the Prophet. 619 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,000 There's those three and then those two. 620 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,000 So those are the five. 621 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,200 It turns out that Scott Tenorman and Carmen are actually half brothers. 622 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,200 Oh God. 623 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,040 Yeah, I think if I remember correctly. 624 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,960 He's trying to get back. 625 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,160 I don't know. 626 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,880 Apparently all the celebrities that ever made fun of South Park are trying to get their 627 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,880 revenge on South Park. 628 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:15,360 It's like a meta joke that they were made fun of within the world of South Park in that 629 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,360 little town. 630 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,360 They were trying to destroy South Park or something. 631 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,440 I can't remember correctly what it was. 632 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,040 But Scott Tenorman is like the mastermind behind it or some shit. 633 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,120 And I've only ever seen the episodes. 634 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,600 I didn't see it when they first aired. 635 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,040 I've only seen them on fucking DVD. 636 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,360 And I'm like, man, I've never seen these episodes. 637 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:37,800 There's also a really bad episode in like season either three or two that follows this 638 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:43,280 character named Pip that is apparently the most hated episode that Matt Stone and Trey 639 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,440 Pocket ever made. 640 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,240 The only thing I remember about Pip is the Rochambeau. 641 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:52,000 They get kicked hard in the nuts. 642 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,400 But there's an episode just starting Pip that apparently they rushed it because they were 643 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,880 trying to get to Holiday. 644 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,720 So the both of them, I don't know which one hates. 645 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,880 I think Trey Parker is the one that hates it the most, but he hates that episode of 646 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,880 whatever the Pips have made. 647 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,560 And it is a truly horrendous episode. 648 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:13,000 It's like, man, like when you see some of your favorite writers make a bad episode, 649 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:19,280 you can just tell it's like, man, man. 650 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,280 So yeah, Scott Taderman comes up and they beat him somehow I think. 651 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,280 I can't remember. 652 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,720 But it's so crazy because I vaguely remember. 653 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,200 I still have, I don't remember. 654 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,720 I remember watching it once and that was it on DVD. 655 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,240 But I watch it again when I talk about the episode. 656 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,240 Man. 657 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:40,280 Yeah, but if you guys don't know, he fucking cooked Scott Taderman. 658 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,080 He killed, he had Scott Taderman's parents killed. 659 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:48,480 He fucking grinded him up and turned him into fucking chili. 660 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,760 So they were going to have a competition with Scott and Carmen, who made the best chili. 661 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:58,920 And then you find one of Scott's mom's fingers with her wedding ring in the chili bowl. 662 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,480 He's like, is that your mom, Scott? 663 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,880 And Scott starts crying and Carmen started licking his fucking tears. 664 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:12,080 That was when Carmen really first turned into Cartman. 665 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,720 Before that he was just a fat annoying kid. 666 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,560 Then he became evil. 667 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,400 Then he became Cartman. 668 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,760 Although one of the best things in the world is whenever he tried to do that PC principle. 669 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,720 And then he got the fucking shit beat out of him. 670 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,720 Did you use a wrong pronoun? 671 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,520 And just started stomping. 672 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:36,280 Did you fucking derogatorily group one group of ethnic people into a stereotype? 673 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,000 Because he was doing like the mafia Italian thing. 674 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,320 He fucking beat the brakes off of him. 675 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,800 And then broke his head over a urinal, wasn't it? 676 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,200 I don't remember how, I don't know, he stomped him out. 677 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,000 Like solid fucking MMA grounded pound. 678 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,040 I was just trying to get you in trouble for last station. 679 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,040 Yeah, basically. 680 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,600 He's getting his fucking shit kicked out of him. 681 00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:02,680 That is everything on some of the bad things that these kids have done in South Park. 682 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,720 And you're in luck because they won't be over. 683 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,000 There's like another fourth seasons apparently. 684 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,840 Yeah, I think they renewed for another four. 685 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,840 They're renewed for like forever. 686 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,840 Yeah, but it's South Park. 687 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,840 South Park's been around since what, 99? 688 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,840 Yeah. 689 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,840 So they'll be around for a long time. 690 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,840 Yeah. 691 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,840 Whether they want to be or not. 692 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:23,840 It's going to be the Simpson South Park and Family Guy. 693 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:28,560 Yeah, and the people that have South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they hate Family 694 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,560 Guy. 695 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,000 They're so fucking loaded though. 696 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,200 They made so much money with that Paramount deal. 697 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,760 Yeah, yeah they did. 698 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,200 But see, that's why they have Casa Bonita. 699 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,720 Yeah, we should go there sometime. 700 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,480 We'll just reenact the whole fucking episode of that episode of Casa Bonita. 701 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:51,000 We'll just lock somebody in the fucking basement. 702 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 But that is everything that we got for you on this episode and we will see you guys on 703 00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:22,160 the next one.