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Hello and welcome to episode 40 of the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown

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comic books, movies, games, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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This is what we are covering tonight.

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We are doing episode two of Blue Mountain State.

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Craig Lewis is his promised ring and a stripper.

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That's the title.

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Before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel.

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You can also follow us on Odyssey, Rumble.

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Other stuff.

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Other stuff as well.

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There you go.

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But let's go ahead and get into this.

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So if you know, Blue Mountain State, the old show from back in Spike TV, back when you

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were allowed to be irreverent without fear of being canceled, I guess there's a difference

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between being comedically irreverent and just being hateful and spiteful.

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And nowadays there's a thin line that people keep saying, but it's actually more broad

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than that.

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But you can be making fun of stuff and not mean like it to be in a demeaning or harsh

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way.

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I mean, South Park's been doing that for years now.

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Right.

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And they keep trying to cancel them all the time.

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They walk that wide line.

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So Blue Mountain State was at just really irreverent comedy show about the college football

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team and their football players.

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They're pretty much their little exploits throughout the series.

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The ones with the Oreos in their ass.

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The one with the Oreo race up there.

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Chocolate cookie.

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Get this man a chalk strap.

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Gonna have a chocolate cookie race.

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We have episode one on the podcast.

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You can check that out first.

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So basically in this episode, Denise, Craig's girlfriend, everyone knows Craig Shiloh.

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I guess I'm gonna start talking like you know what the show is.

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If I have to explain it every episode, it'll be horrendous.

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So Craig's girlfriend, he's going out of town to meet her sister and they're not hooking

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up at all.

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Like she wants to be celibate until they're married and his balls are so fucking heavy.

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Like you can just see the bulge in his fucking, just from his fucking jeans.

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Like you can see it vibrate from the fucking pain of blue balls.

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Yes, but she doesn't though.

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Didn't she hook up with the two?

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She hooked up with two fucking chicks that the booster set for Craig as a welcoming gift

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to the college.

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Like two awesome, she tossed him out when they first showed up and she broke one of

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their noses and then at the end of the episode she had both of them back just for her having

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both of them stripped in front of her and she banged both of them while Craig was fucking

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hauling ass with a chocolate cookie up his asshole trying to win a race so he didn't

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have to eat it.

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If he lost the race, he had to eat that chocolate cookie.

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It was an Oreo and if you ever had an Oreo between your butt cheeks, it gets real flat.

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You ever seen a really flat Oreo just wet and flat?

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You'll see it there.

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So she's going out of town and she's like, it's funny because Craig is like, he follows

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that line of what she says.

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He says, well, no, I guess not because here's what happens.

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Why the fuck did I say that?

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So no banging, no nothing.

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So she gives him a promise ring to wear while she's gone that her grandfather owned.

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Don't you lose this promise ring.

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And you read the title, you heard the title.

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So there you go.

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So she leaves.

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It cuts to them being right after the game.

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They had just won this big game fucking Craig guy like 222 all purpose yards and two touchdowns.

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He is like a star athlete.

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So they all decide to go to a strip club and celebrate their big victory.

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So they go and it just fucking they party all night.

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They party all night and then they party all night and then they come out the strip club

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and it is like broad daylight outside.

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It's like, my God, is it morning or is it afternoon or like is the sun rising or setting?

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Like it's just like it's so bright outside.

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You'll never know how bright the outside can be until you left like a theater or a strip

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club or something, something dark and dim lit.

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You go outside and it's like a whole different universe.

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They just wake up and all your sins are visible for everyone to see.

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Like, my God, what have I done?

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And they're all leaving.

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They're all fucked up.

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And Craig's like, oh, he's looking, he's checking his pockets for the fucking wedding

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ring or not the promise ring.

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He fucking lost the promise ring and he tried to go right back to the club.

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But they immediately the minute they left, they locked the doors and they're like, we

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won't be open till 6 p.m.

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So he's like, fuck, where could I have lost the promise ring?

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And then his friend of Moran's like, well, where were you keeping your fingers?

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So he smells his fingers and smells like perfume and stale cigarettes.

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And he's like, my God, you lost it up a stripper's vagina.

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So he's like, fuck, can you imagine just fucking up that bad that you just lose something

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about a woman's body part?

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So he's like, all right, I'm going to go back to the strip club at 6 p.m.

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I'm going to go find this damn wedding or this promise ring and everything.

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Because Denise comes back that night.

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So he's got to pick her up at the airport.

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So if he goes to the strip club first, gets to this promise ring, all will be well.

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So they go back to the fucking strip club and Moran's like, no, Craig's like, how am

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I going to find this wedding or this promise ring?

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Moran's like, I got you covered.

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And he pulls out a metal detector, one of those fucking wand ones.

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And Craig's like, are you fucking serious?

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Like, do you want that promise ring or not?

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And he grabs the fucking metal detector and he just comes nonchalantly going up the stripper

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and going up their fucking vagina.

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Of course, you don't know they can have fucking those piercings.

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What the fuck are you doing?

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So and he gets the one stripper and she's like, what the hell are you doing?

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Like, I lost my promise ring.

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I think I lost it up one of these women's vaginas.

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They're trying to be all.

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He's not trying to say it right.

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And she's like, well, up there, pussy.

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I'm like, God.

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So she's like, have you tried the lost and found?

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He's like, the Moran with the lost and found.

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Moran's like, yeah, I knew about the lost and found.

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I just want to use this metal detector and watch you use it first.

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So they go check the lost and found and they dump out this whole box of stuff, right?

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Wallets, cell phone keys, right?

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And he's like, you lose it?

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You pick this stuff up?

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What do you find?

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It's like in the VIP room?

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The woman's like, no, up our vaginas.

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It's like, up our pussies.

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I'm like, God, you have a whole fucking cell phone.

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Lost up your fucking crack.

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What the fuck?

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So they dig around and it's not there.

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Fucking promise ring is still not there.

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So earlier in the episode, Sammy Moran's friend, who's now Craig's friend, he got lent $30

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by Craig to get a special VIP treatment with the strippers.

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And Craig's like, oh, no problem.

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The less money I have, the less trouble I'll get into.

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And so Sammy's like, well, you gave me $30.

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So now I owe you one.

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So don't you worry.

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I'm going to fix everything.

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And he fucking dips.

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And then Moran's like, damn, you never give Sammy any money ever.

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So Sammy wants to pay back Craig the $30.

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So what does he do?

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He decides to stage a fucking robbery at Denise and Craig's fucking dorm room.

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And he fucking trashes the whole fucking place.

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He trashes the place, right?

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To make it seem as the promise room was stolen.

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Trashes that fucking, steals the TV, his clothes.

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He puts on the wall $30 paid back in full.

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You're welcome.

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I don't know why he decided to write.

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He's fucking incriminating.

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And then he took a dump on the coffee table.

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And he's like, so Sammy and Moran and Craig and Denise, they all get to the fucking dorm

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room.

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And it's all fucking trash.

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The police are there.

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And Denise is like, there's fucking shit on the coffee table.

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And then she starts looking closer and like, is that your promise ring?

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And you look down, it pans down and the promise ring is in the Sammy shit.

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So then you realize that Sammy being at the club, he had eaten out the woman that had

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the ring up her.

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And he swallowed it.

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So he's like, and he ate it.

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And he without even noting, how the fuck do you eat them?

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How the fuck you drunk son of a bitch?

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You would have choked on that, but he fucking got it.

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Or he shoved it up his ass.

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No, well, who knows what they get into.

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No, because he had to, you know, he didn't know he had it.

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And why would the woman put it up his asshole?

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He had to have eaten it.

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That would be the...

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Because that's the only thing that would make logical sense.

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The stripper wouldn't know that she had it up there yet.

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And while Sammy ate her out, he wouldn't know.

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There would be no way he'd just shove it up his ass.

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That would make no sense.

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I'm gonna go with the logical one and say he ate her out.

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And he's like, damn girl.

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Went right back to it.

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What is that?

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That's all right.

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It went right back to town.

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Every guy does that.

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It's a hair?

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No problem.

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But get back on that.

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If you're a true guy, you'll go...

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She could queef in your face.

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No, don't worry.

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Let me get back on it.

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Let me get some oxygen first.

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I'll get right back to work.

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Don't you worry.

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I'll get right back on it.

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So hey, man, we may have to be troopers.

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When in doubt, eat around.

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So that's how they find...

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Denise makes him put the fucking wedding, the promise ring back on, covered in shit.

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There's a fucking police officer, right?

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Who's probably seen a horrific crime.

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He's like...

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He's about to fucking bomb it.

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I would too.

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He didn't even have to clean it.

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He just put it straight on, covered in shit.

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Yeah, that's the funniest part.

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Watching?

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No, he's just like...

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Denise is like, there you go.

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Don't you ever take that off again.

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I'll break your fucking fingers.

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She didn't say that, but that's how she fucking imbues her energy.

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So that's Craig's story.

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That's the main storyline of the episode.

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So we have the B plot.

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Moran is at the fucking park in the dormitory, the quad, I guess they call it.

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I don't know.

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I've never been to college.

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I'm a loser.

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Look at the bright side.

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You at least don't owe $100,000.

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Well, yeah, there is a bright side.

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You gotta look at the silver lining.

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And he sees this girl walking and he's like, he just like, it just hits him, right?

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Every guy you see, we all have our types, right?

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You don't know why.

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And you're just like, that's the one right there.

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I don't know why.

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It could be like, you could have a drop 10 model, right?

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She's a 10, they say, in the fucking world.

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And you're like, you don't even see, you see a sea pastor.

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So the nerdy girl with glasses like that girl's got some glasses on, got in her fucking hairs

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and that one strand of hair is coming down.

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Like every guy, right?

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There's a one.

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We're not a one.

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It's just like we all, we know there is.

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It's a type.

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Like there's that one thing that draws you in.

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Yeah, like, but it could be any type of girl.

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Like she could be a redhead or blonde, whatever.

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It's just like something about like you just feel it, right?

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I need to get laid.

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Anyway, so he sees a chick and he's like, oh shit.

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And he goes up to talk to her, right?

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And fucking lo and behold, that the fucking linebacker who's like the kind of like the

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bully of the team, but he's so funny that you love him.

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Yeah.

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He's like, stay away from my.

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That's my half sister, Moran.

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You stay the hell away from her.

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Like it says his half sister, but Alma from Bosnia.

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Like his dad, when his dad was in Bosnia, he had an affair and he had a half sister.

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Like his dad's a war hero in Bosnia.

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I think that's supposed to be some jab at some war crimes or something.

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I don't know.

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But he's got a half sister in Alma and Moran's like all about that because it's dad's half

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sister and Moran and dad's like, you stay away from my sister or you'll be you won't

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get to live to regret it.

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So he tried to keep him apart, but Moran is able to get her phone number on his phone

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and he said that we can hang out on Saturday.

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She's like, yeah, Saturday.

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She doesn't speak English.

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She barely like whatever words barely come out of her mouth.

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And she and he invites her to the strip club that Saturday night where they're all at the

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after the after the game.

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And that is a regular at that strip club.

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He goes in, he comes, he passes the whole line.

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He doesn't have to wait in line.

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He knows the fucking bouncer.

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What's up, T?

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And what's up, dad?

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Come on in.

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So they put they there's no table at the at the stage, right?

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They all put a table there.

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The fucking workers went dad gets there.

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Yes, he's walking toward it.

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They're fucking setting the table up.

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He knows all the strippers, man.

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He's a fucking like how's it going with Lotus Chrysler, Lila, Chardonnay, Sable, Absinthe,

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Tolerance, Nutmeg.

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What's up, Trixie?

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Like every time I got it.

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So the sad thing is, so Alma comes in and dad's like, Alma, no, no.

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What the hell you doing, Moran?

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You can't put it in this disgusting place of filth.

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Just going off and he fucking takes his sister away.

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So we're leaving Alma.

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Bad.

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He talks to her like a fucking like an animal.

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So dad flips out, takes his sister away and the next day during practice, right before

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there's Craig, I'm supposed to go back to check the look for his promise ring.

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Miranda Moran sees Alma again sitting by the bench.

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He goes up and he wants to apologize for taking her to the strip club.

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He felt good, but she's like she wants to go back to the strip club again.

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Like she's like, like you want to go to the strip club?

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She's like, yeah, strip club.

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And so he's like, all right.

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And then fucking dad from across the hall, the fucking fields like Alma, no, dirty, no.

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Moran is hardest to keep him away from Moran.

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So she goes with she.

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They go back to the strip club and while Moran, Craig and Sammy were looking for the promise

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ring, she fucking starts gets up and dances.

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Now she's making money.

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And Miranda's like, well, I fucked that one up.

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Fuck.

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So she's now a stripper at that strip club.

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So then that dad comes in to again that night, right?

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To his usual doings.

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And when he gets there, he sees the new girl wearing a wig and he's like, who's the new

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girl?

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I got a boner already.

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Come on, girl, give me a lap dancing.

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Of course she turns around and is all mine.

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I was like, fucking has a heart attack.

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He's like, damn it, Moran's fault.

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So he fucking bolts out of the fucking, he bolts out of the fucking strip club and he

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goes after, he goes to look for Moran at his dorm.

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He's like, open up the door, the door, Moran, I know you're in there.

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And he kicks it in, right?

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And he just walks in.

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But Moran's at the fucking burglary at Craig's.

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So then the cops get a fucking call saying there's another burglary at 107 and Moran's

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like, Moran and Sam are like, wait, that's our dorm room.

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So they go back to the door.

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They're walking the hallway to go back to the same building to go to their dorm.

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And then Sam runs past the two cops, Sammy and Moran.

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And he walks past Moran's like, you don't mess with the man's family, Moran.

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And he fucking leaves.

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And they go to the dorm room.

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The dorm room is, their dorm room is trash.

337
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Not only is it trash, he took a shit on the coffee table.

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Yeah, he took that.

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Sammy's like, that's a copycat burglar for sure.

340
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So I'm surprised he didn't beat his ass.

341
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But he's like twice his size.

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That is a massive man.

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And instead he took a, he just wrecked his fucking little apartment room and he took

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a dump.

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Everyone's like ready to take a dump.

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Like immediately on a coffee table.

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Just on command.

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Yeah, I couldn't take a shit on command.

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Or could I?

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So that was the B plot of Blue Mountain State.

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Just Moran ruined a woman's, well I guess I mean, I don't want to say he ruined her life.

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Like if she wants to be a stripper, by all means, they make a fucking billion dollars

353
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practice.

354
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They make a lot of money.

355
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I wish I could be a stripper.

356
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Like who wants it ladies?

357
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I got it all.

358
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I'd be like fluffy.

359
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The law says you cannot touch.

360
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But I see a lot of lawbreakers out there.

361
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That's from Magic Mike.

362
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Yes I've seen Magic Mike.

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The law says you cannot touch.

364
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But I see a lot of lawbreakers out there.

365
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I love that line.

366
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I told you I'm a dialogue whore.

367
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I love me some good dialogue.

368
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And the sad thing is I can tell just by the voice who it is.

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Who do you think it is?

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Magic Mike.

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I see a lot of lawbreakers out there.

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I wish it was my ringtone.

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I see a lot of lawbreakers out there.

374
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That's sad that he's got such a unique voice.

375
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I can't.

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Yeah.

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Like a speaking pattern.

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You know it instantly.

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It's like you could never see a movie and just know who it is.

380
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Oh that's a good movie.

381
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A lot of men dancing though.

382
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Yeah not my thing.

383
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But I don't mind.

384
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It's all the same to me.

385
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So that is episode two of Blue Mountain Stain.

386
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Don't you worry I'll be doing more of these episodes.

387
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It sounds extremely.

388
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Episode three is called Pocket Pussy.

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There you go.

390
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There you go.

391
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You'll see you'll know eventually what the fuck happens on that.

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It is fucking horrific what happens.

393
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By the way, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

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All of you.

395
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All of you.

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I eat you every single one of you.

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You'll know what I mean.

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I'll do it.

399
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I'll do it next week.

400
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,080
Cool.

401
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Fucking nasty motherfucker.

402
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That's the episode that turned the...

403
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To me that's the episode that hit the stride.

404
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That's when you knew it was a hit.

405
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It was episode three.

406
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First the title and then what happened and then you're like, man, you nasty sons of bitches.

407
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The same one you sick motherfuckers.

408
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See the thing is is that I before this I had never even heard of it.

409
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It's a gem.

410
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There's a lot of like especially on Tubi.

411
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There's just I once saw an adult video with all the good bits cut out.

412
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So it was like 40 minutes long and I'm like this is really...

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This doesn't make any fucking sense at all.

414
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They cut out all the good stuff and you're just sitting there like this plot is real

415
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weak for some reason.

416
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And I like half went through and I'm like wait a minute this is a dope movie isn't it?

417
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Like one of those soft core ones right?

418
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It was so short.

419
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,160
I think they combined two different...

420
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,760
It was like sci-fi right?

421
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It's like sci-fi stuff.

422
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Like oh we crash landed on this planet.

423
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We have to figure out how to evade the evil empress from a different galactic empire right?

424
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And then the other one this chick's trying to figure out how to make better dildos and

425
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they never intersected.

426
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Because the lines keep cutting into each other the scenes.

427
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:14,800
I'm like this is two different fucking soft core movies they put together with no adult

428
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content so I'm just like what the fuck is happening?

429
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,120
There's nothing happening.

430
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:25,640
The two characters, the characters from each different movie never intersected.

431
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So they was two different movies like legit.

432
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And I'm like why did you...

433
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
What is it?

434
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
What?

435
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
I'm like what?

436
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
What?

437
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,840
It's like if it was a cowboy and a fucking modern movie.

438
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Like in one movie they're riding horses and then they cuts to some person like going to

439
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work in a car and then it goes back to them in the fucking... in the west right?

440
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:52,760
Then it goes back to her going to the office and then it goes back to them having a shootout.

441
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,400
You're like what the fuck is happening?

442
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,600
The sex parts tied together?

443
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,480
No I don't know maybe actually.

444
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,120
They took them all out.

445
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:06,880
You will find them they are infinitely funny when there's no actual adult stuff.

446
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,840
You're like oh this is... because you know there's nothing you're looking forward to.

447
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,720
You're watching for it for what it is and it's like this is mildly entertaining.

448
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:18,040
You're gonna have to do a couple of episodes sometime where it's like this was the plot

449
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,040
without the sex.

450
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,920
Yeah and some of them are real bad.

451
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,560
You can just tell like this was just it was set up for that.

452
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But there's and they're all on TV is where I've seen them.

453
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:34,520
And I'm like man they're real odd without the other stuff.

454
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There's nowhere to go with them is what I'm saying.

455
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:40,480
They just go to that one point every scene is for the adult stuff.

456
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Because most people were done I feel.

457
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So I'm just like watching like an hour of like nothing I'm like what the fuck?

458
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:53,920
And like there's no nudity either so you're just like man this is boring.

459
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,960
Where's the teddy's at?

460
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:58,960
They're funny though.

461
00:21:58,960 --> 00:21:59,960
Yeah.

462
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Especially that one I just talked about.

463
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:09,000
Because it's it's I get is two different fucking softcore movies and they fucking put them

464
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together because they're both too short apparently and they don't make any fucking sense.

465
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,560
They do not make they do not if I remember if you've ever wanted to see a movie not make

466
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,280
any 100% no sense it is that one.

467
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,120
Like it does not make any sense.

468
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,600
It was bothering you.

469
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One is sci-fi one is like slice of life and I'm like they don't intersect at all.

470
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,720
Because it's like there's two actual different movies.

471
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:36,560
Why did he put two movies in one movie?

472
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Originally it was a box set.

473
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,600
I guess.

474
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It drives me fucking crazy.

475
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,520
It's like called Femalien or something.

476
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,520
Yeah Femalien.

477
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,480
Yeah Femalien Starlight Saga.

478
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,520
It's got the adult star Keira Noir on the cover.

479
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She's like bam looking sexy as fuck.

480
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,200
But in the movie she's like from back when she first started.

481
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So she's changed a bit.

482
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:05,720
You know they get more attractive when they have more confidence I would say.

483
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I mean you end up on camera enough you have to you know you start realizing what you need

484
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to work on.

485
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,880
Yeah to look better.

486
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:15,080
You don't want to look worse before you like crack cocaine.

487
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:20,720
There's been a couple of actors that were like they just kind of went down.

488
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:25,800
Well I don't know it would be hard to like if like well I don't know.

489
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I don't want to body shame anybody.

490
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I will.

491
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I don't feel that well about doing it to people.

492
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,840
Just tell me the names secretly.

493
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:40,160
It's not nobody actually I'm just saying I don't want to body shame at all.

494
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,880
Like if.

495
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Fat people like myself we know we're fat.

496
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,920
Okay.

497
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:51,160
When you roll your arms like you're Rebecca Bishkish you can tell we're fat.

498
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,160
When you got them betas.

499
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,320
I want me a big piece of banana bread.

500
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:59,160
Your jowls just move.

501
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,560
I'm so fat I can't even tie my shoelaces.

502
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,560
I can't bend over anymore.

503
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,560
I got to wear them slip on.

504
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,720
It's got to be the kind that you slide into too.

505
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:16,320
And if they move even a little bit I'll fuck with them the whole day I wear sandals.

506
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,000
But I always like to respect people's bodies.

507
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
So I never say anything mean.

508
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,280
I'm a fellow fat I can talk about that.

509
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,280
We're good.

510
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,480
But I'm just saying that you can tell the adults.

511
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,480
I guess it's too much of a pervert I am from her early days to her now.

512
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,840
I've seen a hundred all every single one of her scenes.

513
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:42,720
But now I just know her from a movie.

514
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,680
But you're gonna be doing these more in the future.

515
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,680
Blue Mountain State.

516
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,360
Yeah the whole series.

517
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:53,200
Little by little like all South Park Blue Mountain State.

518
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,800
I like to make sure I finish everything.

519
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,800
Yeah.

520
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,800
I knew y'all shit.

521
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,320
The last one I did on that one is horrendous.

522
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,360
I got to do the one again that got cut short.

523
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:08,880
Yeah yeah because we didn't finish that.

524
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,360
What was my favorite line of his?

525
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,360
My name is Yula.

526
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,360
I'm nobody's bitch.

527
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,480
You are mine.

528
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,520
My name is Yula.

529
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,560
Nobody's bitch.

530
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:28,680
You gently has always had like a decent English or English pronunciation talking in English

531
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,280
and I was sort of to define it.

532
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280
Alliteration.

533
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,720
Just an English vocabulary.

534
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,720
Yes.

535
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,080
Like he's you understand what he's saying.

536
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,120
You like like Jackie Chan right.

537
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:44,680
But when he delivered a serviceable English talking I guess it's not the best way to say

538
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,680
that.

539
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,640
I got to build up my vocabulary.

540
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:53,280
But that line from the one is his greatest line of any movie because he it sounded like

541
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,600
he like he like it felt it.

542
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,080
It felt really like I'm nobody's bitch.

543
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,800
Like I'm nobody's bitch.

544
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,160
I'm like that came out of like an Oscar winning act.

545
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,160
Nobody's bitch.

546
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,160
It came from a true play.

547
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,160
Yeah.

548
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,160
My name is Yula.

549
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,160
I'm nobody's bitch.

550
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:15,040
Like it just it's like it rolls off with such a good accent for like you.

551
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,760
It doesn't even sound like it's Jet Li.

552
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,760
Yeah.

553
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,880
I'm like man Jet Li you're nobody's bitch.

554
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,760
He's been telling the spirits of people for years.

555
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,320
Because you hear of another movie right.

556
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,640
And like they always have like a more like a shy talking because of you.

557
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,840
It's not it's but like man he delivered that shit.

558
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,440
Like it was fucking from the gut.

559
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,440
Yeah.

560
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,040
And so every once in a while I did like I'm nobody's bitch.

561
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,040
It's like a dog or something.

562
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,040
The dog like fuck you ain't nobody's bitch yo.

563
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,520
I'll be freaked out.

564
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,520
Oh fuck.

565
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:50,160
So if the homeless person on the corner is like I'm nobody's bitch.

566
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,640
And he's like you are mine.

567
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,280
I'm like oh you know the movie too.

568
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,720
And then he's like I lived it.

569
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,440
And he fucking dragged me to the fucking alley.

570
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,440
It throws me through a portal.

571
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,440
I'm like oh my god.

572
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,200
He is the one.

573
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:09,480
That's your turn to.

574
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,480
What were you talking about.

575
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,760
Blue Mountain State.

576
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,960
Oh yeah.

577
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:14,960
Give me a hell.

578
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,960
Give me a yeah.

579
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,960
That's the theme song.

580
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,960
Yeah.

581
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,640
But yeah we'll be checking it out.

582
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,240
Or I'll be next week is another one.

583
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,840
And then probably move to something else.

584
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,840
Yeah.

585
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,680
Come back to you know do it here and there.

586
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,680
Cool.

587
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,680
All right.

588
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,880
Anything else to add before we head on out.

589
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,080
Hey QR Nor.

590
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,640
Can you tell us why those two movies are matched together like that.

591
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,360
I would actually love to know.

592
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:44,160
Because in a story storyteller perspective it is driving me in fucking sand.

593
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:50,440
I wake up at night like it's not the same movie.

594
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,360
I would really love to know why.

595
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:56,320
Hey if anybody knows Knights of Entertainment podcast at gmail.com.

596
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,720
Specifically QR Nor.

597
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:04,920
I don't know those fucking creeps that always try to hit on foreign stars.

598
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,480
They are real people people.

599
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,000
They don't just want to bang you just cuz.

600
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,280
Come on now.

601
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,000
Just because you see their everything about.

602
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Yeah.

603
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,840
I mean they're not fully fleshed out human beings.

604
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,320
They're you know always be respectful.

605
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,660
All right.

606
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:21,440
And with that I wouldn't show my booty hole out there.

607
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,200
That's a lot of respect for me.

608
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,200
No one no one wants to see this.

609
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200
Look at this.

610
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,200
I just fucking break down.

611
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,200
You start crying.

612
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:34,560
Plus the breakdown on only fans.

613
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,120
With my zero followers.

614
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:51,920
Only my mom follows me on only fans and that'd be creepy as fuck.

615
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,160
She did just for sympathy.

616
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,160
Oh god that'd be gross.

617
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,160
Well that's that.

618
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,160
Cool.

619
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,160
All right.

620
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,160
We will see you guys on the next one.

621
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Pocket pussy.

622
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:29,680
Shit's just fucked