Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, Scarab and Rootmar are forced to deal with the Mopey
Monet.
They head over to the Gandering Goose in the hopes that Flayleaf is for sale.
Much to their surprise, Sox, the gnome shopkeeper, has a whole operation running underground
and growing the stuff.
After a lot of screaming, our party leaves with twelve nicely rolled Flayleaf joints.
We then offer some to Monet, hoping to put her in a better mood, but she refuses.
Rootmar and Scarab decide to light up anyway, and the party heads over to Charvose's tower.
As a cat, Monet hears the girls scream, and our heroes rush into the tower to find the
occupants being attacked by Undead.
Their story continues now!
Alright, so Sabrum swings down at the zombie with a...
What is she swinging with?
Her hand.
So yeah, she reaches her arm back with an open palm, almost like a slapping motion,
and she strikes down with a force that seems far exceeding that of a little girl.
It is a hit, and as it comes down, it does...
Twelve points of slashing damage.
Wow.
Alright, so you see her hand slam down, and you can hear a slicing noise followed by a
squelching as there's a chunk of this zombie's stringy guts that are out that just get...
Slapped away and slung across the floor, and it flings blood in that direction, and it
sends the zombie reeling back, stumbling for a moment.
Wow.
That is going to be it for Sabrum's turn as it moves to the electrical-looking zombie
next, who turns its head over looking in that direction, seeing what just happened.
So it's right there between Monet and Scarab.
It's going to turn its head back to you, and again, this thing's face, it's like covered
in bits of metal scrap and wire.
Its eyes are covered by metal banding, leaving you with only its rotted nose and this exceedingly
wide lipless smile that it has, and it opens its mouth in front of the two of you, and
you can see the electricity that's lightly arcing around it begins to build up on these
two huge coils that are mounted to its back, and the electricity begins wrapping around
its face, coalescing at its mouth, until you can see a small ball of electricity starting
to build up in front of you.
I need a reflex save from you, Monet, Scarab, and Tricky.
Okay.
Your electricity's weak.
See, Monet do better.
Rue Mord doesn't have to roll?
Nope.
Okay.
It is a direction attack.
Ah.
AOE directional cone.
Monet, what'd you get?
I got a 24.
That is a pass.
So half damage on this for you, and for Tricky?
Tricky, 30.
Scarab, 20.
Scarab fails.
Tricky passes.
All right, so this is gonna be 4d12 electricity damage.
That's disgusting.
That's 19 points of electricity damage if you failed, or 10 if you succeeded.
It's rounded down, right?
So that would be 9 if you succeeded.
And as this, like, there's a loud crackling followed by, like, a, almost a thunder clap
as this, like, beam of electricity goes out of two of you, and you can see that, like,
the last vestiges of electricity, like, kind of fizzle out of the zombie, and it's, like,
slouching forward, like, it seems visibly exhausted by doing this.
You doubt it would be able to do something that grandiose again, at least for, oh, I
don't know, hypothetically, a minute.
Okay.
Nice.
So it'll never do it again for the rest of its life.
That is its turn.
And it moves to the hulking zombie standing next to the two of you.
Is it on a table?
What is this cross-shaped shape?
That was an AoE for somebody.
Oh, okay.
And I don't remember what it was.
That was Mone's.
Yeah, it was Mone's.
It is difficult terrain in there.
It's from her...
What the hell is it called?
Oh, the earthquake thing that you did, right?
Yeah.
What the hell is it called?
Tremor.
All right, so this big bruiser of a zombie lifts up its meaty arm and swings it down at
you, Mone.
Hmm, not a good roll.
Does a 23 hit you?
It does.
Damn.
Okay.
And that is going to do...
I will say, I'm not allowed to say, am I?
I don't know.
What are you going to say?
Tricky and scared, but look kind of...
I was going to ask you.
I was waiting for a little to ask how things are going.
Well, Tricky looks pissed, but you can tell he's hurting.
He's doing that damn Piccolo Goku thing where they're all beat up and you know they're going
to get their ass kicked, but they just look, I'm so tough.
Stop being tough, bro.
Stop it.
Yeah.
I'm just, I'm out of stamina with Scarab, but that's about it.
Did I redo the damage already?
No, you did not.
I'm so sorry.
That is 16 points of bludgeoning damage.
And as its huge heavy fist collides with you, it actually, the force almost seems to push
back against you like it might knock you back five feet.
Does a 17 beat your fortitude DC?
No.
I've got shit out here.
No, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
You can feel the heft of it behind you.
If you were of lesser constitution, you know it would have sent you flying backwards, but
you stand your ground.
Let's see.
He's got one more.
Monet coughs up blood.
There is a second fist coming down at you, Monet.
Ooh, that one's a 24 to hit.
Yep.
Fuck.
Nine points of bludgeoning damage.
And with that, that brings us back to the top of initiative with Scarab.
Scarab with his left hand levels his pistol.
He levels his revolver at the brooding, the brooding Hulk of the zombies head.
Fires.
It's going to be a 33 to hit.
Ha.
Uh, 33 is a critical hit.
Finally.
Yeah.
Please.
That's going to be 32 points of magical piercing.
Another shot goes through the zombie skull, sending the remains of its rotting brains
splattering against the ceiling.
Oh yes.
There's a massive thud as its colossal body collides with the ground.
Yes.
One down, two to go.
Scarab looks back, sees Monet in pain, looks at this, looks at himself.
He's he and Tricky got scar marks, uh, scorch marks on him.
I'm going to do a raconteurs reload.
Uh, scared it's going to throw his hand out towards the other zombie releasing the shell
casings and whatnot at it while reloading.
I want to try to distract it with a deception.
Okay.
Uh, let me get that DC.
That is perception DC.
I've got it locked in.
Oh, I want to use my, my deal.
I want to use my daily.
It may not be worth it because this would give me another, it would give me, it would
be flat footed to me.
I think so it's, it's not, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
I like the enthusiasm though.
Yes.
I see them.
I see them sitting there.
I just, I have a boat.
You got four.
I got four of them.
I got a bad feeling about everything else in this room.
I don't know.
Okay.
Uh, 21 to hit.
21 is a success.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, wrong thing.
But it is a 21 for deception.
I said to hit.
That actually is a failure.
Okay.
Oh, you're barely a failure.
Scarab just dumps, dumps some empty shells on this, on this dude.
They get stuck in his like clavicle and whatnot.
It just looks gross.
Let me, let me be honest about my ammo here.
Scarab is going to fire again or not again.
Well, he's going to fire again.
I'm going to go with this guy this time.
The lightning man.
Lightning man.
18 to hit.
Miss.
No.
Why should he use the baby?
The second shot that you let out hits him what looks like squarely in the head, but
it is actually collided with the metal banding going across his eyes.
And as his head like leans back down, you can see him smiling with a massive dent over
one of his eye sockets.
And that moment, seeing the, seeing the smiling of this accursed beast gets a free action
and gores at its cross.
I'm going to use my daily PV.
Okay.
I'm using my daily ass pee.
Sorry.
All right.
Tricky.
So yes, I, this is like one of the, maybe the first time I've actually used this where
if I don't use a command on tricky, tricky gets a free action.
Yes.
Yeah.
No, that's a mess.
Oh, thank you.
I was going to use, I was going to use one of mine, but then you did yours before because
you were already locked in.
I was locked and loaded.
So no rubber.
Come on.
23 to hit.
That's a hit.
23 to hit.
Thank you.
It's going to be 15 damage piercing.
15 piercing.
Savage hit.
That's it.
Rootmore, you're up.
Rootmore was about to start running to go assist the little girl cause she's going one on one
with this other zombie in the back that's playing with its intestines.
Then he sees his friends take some huge hits and then he pulls out his tape measure.
Undead.
30 feet.
Oh yeah, brother.
100%.
Yeah.
We get to find out if the little girl's undead too.
Three action healed.
Sure do.
First.
Oh shit.
Three D8.
Fuck.
So nine healing to everyone.
And then I need a fortitude save from the undead.
Nine healing?
Yeah, that's it.
I will shit.
Hey, something.
It's freaking something.
It points to us and not points to them.
Takes back that last attack on Monet.
Yeah.
All right, so fortitude saves, right?
We'll start with the shock zombie cause he's closest to you.
Wait.
Disadvantage with PP?
Yeah.
I'm going to use another one.
That one you're handing me.
This one I give to you.
That one's going forever.
Okay, good.
Give it.
So I rolled an 11 and an 18.
So that'd be an 11 plus 25.
That's a pass.
Okay.
So how does it work?
Half or ignore?
Half.
Half?
Okay.
So he'll take four points.
Four.
Is it always rounded down?
Yeah.
Rounded.
No, no.
We should.
House rule.
So four points of positive there.
And then next is the dirge piper, 25.
Damn.
So nine or five, four to him as well.
Matt's got me thinking five for half.
Yeah.
Well it's because it's the party.
So the party's round up, the you roll it round down.
Okay.
And now the little girl.
Yeah.
And if she took damage, she would get nine health.
But if she takes damage from this, she is undead.
Okay.
You do not see any sort of effect on Sabrum.
Okay.
Because she passed.
I swear to God, dude.
No, J.K. I'm trying to-
She hasn't been hit yet.
Little girl!
Are you undead?
I didn't have size!
We have a cleric we need to know.
No.
I'm sorry.
Now she'll never answer.
Anything else?
That's it.
All three actions.
Can I have one?
Oh, nay.
They took that weakness, too?
They took that weakness, too.
Okay.
So I have a question.
As far as going diagonal, we- Hey, everyone.
We use squares instead of- Wait.
Everyone uses squares.
We do hex when we're playing live.
We use hex when we're using our- Never mind.
It doesn't matter as far as moving diagonal. Is it every other that is by first then ten then five then ten
And also if you what does it hold Q
Yes, okay, so
I'm just gonna show you my path and you tell me Monet Monet's movement is 30
Okay, five
Correct
This is yes
That's exactly where she's going
Now Cody on the map those other
So sorry if you already just mentioned this but those other rectangles those are like tables, correct?
Yeah, those are they to the ceiling is like that one in the middle. They're not to the ceiling
You could do an acrobatics to get over them. Okay
So Monet will use one
action to move where she did
Confirmed by you 30. Yes. She will then
Here we go lightning dash I
Believe
right here
Will be 30 feet and does lightning dash have the electricity trait it do okay
Here's something that happens Monet because as you begin to build up the electricity
Around you getting ready to dash you take a stance ready to explode forward and as you do
You suddenly don't
Propel forward. In fact, what ends up happening is the electricity around you you watch
Zips from you over to the two conduits on the back of the electrical zombie
And the electricity begins back bouncing back and forth between them and you can see his muscles begin to twitch and spasm
And he rears back with his arms spread wide and he lets out a loud scream just say
As he has countered your spell and absorbed your electricity
He now appears to be twitching in place like he is moving faster than before man minutes do go by fast sometimes
God that feels so cool
Cody just had a DM moment a DM moment the thing that the DM waits for yes
Oh, not so fast Kiva you've activated my trap card. Oh, I'm greed. Oh
Hey listeners, I just want to let you know today's my last episode I quit
Damn but that means half our viewer chip gives away so
That that action is lost that is Monet's turn it's a waste of a fucking turn. Sorry mom, but I'm mad
Alrighty
You're
Mmm, I predict you're gonna have a big moment
This up next is gonna be music man music sucks. I'm a brat Edgman
We gotta have a bard battle sometime just yell for him. He'll come is that a window?
Good now it's going to be the musical zombie. Oh my god. I don't know if I could
Yo fee I got some of these you you users, but I got some of these I should eat no no no no no no
No, you used yours at the right time. I got these okay. I
Mean tricky wouldn't have killed that other dude or wouldn't have hit this dude without that
He's a couple hits away
Okay
Maybe I want to steal his electricity
You know you ever think about that you ever ask me if I want to steal his electricity
There's definitely a way you can I don't know if we're at that level yet
Maybe
Hold on. Well, I mean you can like counter spell, but I don't know if you have the ability to steal magic yet
Like allow me a moment class though, right allow me a moment to read extract element. All right
Oh, yeah, like take it back. That's yours. Take it back
You guys play volleyball will we figure out the town mystery
That reminds me of
Limp Bizkit rolling air raid vehicle
DMX
You read it I'll pass it to you pass it to me that's really good for a podcast
Yeah, that's so cool dude
Oh
Okay, we're trying to keep secrets from Cody Cody
I'd like when you do that. It's so funny when you make your D's tease
Oh gee, but not when we're not when we're having sex because that hurts
Mad you it's like
Cats their D's turned into T's you know what I'm saying? Oh
Because they get the weird barbs that come out shape it's a penis joke. Yes
I heard their penises are late. Their skin is like shark skin or something it like well it no they like lock in
Why don't you just ask Jasper because they're sure they because there's the shark because there's sharks
It's like shark skin, but it works in the same way as a finger trap does where it's like
They have to be able to pull out eventually. Sorry
Talking about it's national
Geographic it's okay David Attenborough's got your back, but they they have to be able to feel like penis
They're just taking a shape although it hides a dangerous secret
Now you see what the feline penis does it goes in there and it's
If there's any if there's anything I would talk bad about on a feline
Cat a male cat a cat with the penis
Is the fact that it goes in there and they anchor up
Like like a gatling gun from a Batman
It just goes up there and it goes and it sticks in to make it happen and that's not okay
But they do they them do have to be able to pull it out. So like a like a finger trap
You know how you like hold on to it so you can slide your finger out. They're doing that same thing with their penis
Because otherwise they would just destroy that thing. I learned a lot today
See how sorry yes
The zombie that's playing its organs as an instrument is going to reach both of its hands into its guts and pull out some of
Its intestines and fling them lashing them towards
Sabrum the best part is that I'm just like using educated guesses
Keep it in everyone knows this podcast for entertainment only. Mm-hmm. If you learn something from us
The organs whip out and whip is the appropriate word as they make a squelching
Clap through the air as they snap in place, but Savram narrowly dodges
Nice side as it spins in place to put it forward again. Whip it good whip it good
He does that is a hit
No, Sabrum, ah, whip it, whip it, whip it, Sabrum. So do you like to mix two songs? Whip it real good, whip it, stop.
She takes 13 points of bludgeoning damage
It is now
Shabros vades turn do something. Please save us from this electric man
He's just a mannequin the whole time
Fucking crash dummy. He's got exits for eyes. He tried drinking a potion last time, but he sickened. He did drink it
He succeeded. Yeah, he succeeded on the he wretched succeeded and then drank the potion. Okay
Gross pours it on the ground
Can't drink this
Kombucha so full
All right, Savram you see him even though he's slumped weakly on the floor
He has a genuine look of concern on his face as he sees
Sorry, Shabros has a genuine look of concern on his face as he sees Savram being attacked by the zombie. He
the concern immediately turns to anger and he reaches a hand out towards Savram and
As he begins to cast the spell you see his hand begin to like
Vibrate in place and then so too does Savram as he casts blur on her. Nice, bro
Oh
Except that doesn't really super help us
Here's the thing
Well, I won't metagame
Like a metagame we've been playing this for what four years now
Let's don't know when I'm allowed to talk to my friends. Here's the deal. I think he's a good guy Felicia
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I think that we're we're fine to metagame
I think that we are pretty good at separating ourselves from our characters
Monet also you make a lot of assumptions. What do you know? What do you know about him?
I don't know nothing
Matthew is drunk and scarab is high
Yo, Monet bleeding out Monet, I don't think that guy's too good
I'm sure you're wrong scarab
He's a father
He had a genuine look of concern the scarab gets really dejected and he's like taking Monet's anger real personal
So he got a turns away he's like maybe I should go
It is now Savram's turn
She is concealed due to the effects of blur and she's going to use that opportunity
Looking down at her hands and seeing her shape distorted. She's going to attempt to hide
Okay by making a distraction against the zombie first, so she's going to do her
Deception DC against its will DC
She gets a natty 16 and she confuses the zombie enough to then use her second action to hide
The zombie has lost sight of her and for her final action. She's going to attack from stealth
Oh
Have we
Does that make blur go away, or I don't know if I've ever been in this position
Can you continue around you would just have to hide again?
I'm so sorry to fucking bullet train into this, but whatever cause her to become observed
But she is still but she could technically hide and then sneak attack. I apologize now. We have to take that back
Oh blur cannot be used can't use this concealment to hide or sneak oh
But it does doesn't give disadvantage. It just means that yeah when he swings it or it's going to be
It's gonna have to make a flat five check or it'll miss yeah
Okay, so well fine. I didn't want to have fun with Savram anyway, but it would be cool
if you like ducked into a ball and just kind of
Became
Super shimmery yeah, so it's like where is this person?
So we're gonna roll it slightly back. Just not gonna use the second action no first action was to
Create a distraction or diversion. We're still gonna leave the second action action open. She's just going to attack
So normal attack. She's not hidden. She didn't hide or sneak or anything like that
1919 almost at 61 they put the doll on the weird side of the die
Got a 61 on my d20
Oh she critically hits nice Avra
We need her in our party yeah, let's bring the child
Troy the child will kill the father if we have to
19 points of damage I
Mean very nice. I'm I'm all for like it like I don't know
I'm assuming that she might be hag blood or witch or something or maybe even undead
But I'm totally cool with that. You just kind of do it for good
can't be having our
Neighborhood cemetery workers getting attacked by zombies and she'll go for a second attack. We should farted oh
Was that what I smell
Was my shoe
Baby
That it was stepping on my shoe, I thought it was my shoe, but I'm my
I stepped on a dog boy y'all
Real convincing well hits with that one as well. Oh, let's go six more points of slashing damage good
And
That is
Sabrum's term bringing it back to the electrical screamy guy. I don't like him. I love him
All right first thing that happens is as the zombie is standing there twitching with the electricity building up on it
It suddenly begins to vibrate at a high frequency and it almost seems to be like
Flickering in and out of existence. It's moving so quickly in place you imagine that hitting it would be incredibly difficult
And the second thing that happens is as this creature looks like almost like flittering film like when it's moving with a frame missing in the middle
You see its arm moving almost in slow motion upwards before Monet you feel suddenly
The weight of its hand slapping against you as it goes to slash you wait
Objection
objection
PP okay
Can I trade let me trade let me trade my daily for that daily PP down yeah, okay?
two swings first one 90 18 second one
natural one
Kill yours
This is an unarmed attack and so if either of you or tricky has a reaction
He triggers it as if he triggered an a o. Oh
Give me a second. Oh
You're within ranch you can make an a o. Oh yeah more his trick. He does have reactions, but they're super
specific
I'm gonna swing my hammer. Oh jeez you fucked up
oh
I'm such an idiot
28 to hit that is a hit
Wow
Put him down so we could take care of that uh that crazy crazy boy up there
Yeah, the crazy boy with the organs
12 bludgeoning
12 points of bludgeoning spiritual you feel like with this creature moving as it does that not all of that went through
It's like your hammer as soon as it makes contact with this like flickering entity
It almost feels like it goes like think they think they think they think they think they think like it's hitting through it and colliding with
Different parts of it was I supposed to make a flat check
No, oh no you were not happens. Oh shit. Do you do spiritual damage with your?
Melee no, and that was 12 points you said uh
Probably just give it
17 yeah, I think it was 12
Well it is giving 30
Giving me 30 vibes that's gonna be it for its turn which brings us to the top of round four for scarab
again out of anger
Scarab is going to reload his weapon, and he's gonna just shuck those shells just this time just a little more pissy about it
He's gonna try to shuck him like right at this dude's eyes
So I'm going to we're gonna be
Deception I'm gonna do a deception or
Yeah deception I
Want to get this guy to like I don't know
Just be a little look at the ground or something just just go get a little
Stop looking at me
It's gonna be a 27 success
Scarabs gonna with anger just flick at the wrist launch launch a shell
Look at the wrist flick it at ease launch a shell at this dude's forehead it tangs off of his metal bracer
Sending this guy's eye what does he have eyes the band is across his eyes, okay?
So he's like one in the middle, so he's got like a weird kind of like head cage
so it dings them in just full mouth open just mouth breathing just
looks up into the sky backwards as
Scarab fires hopefully into this dude's throat
Okay, so with your dude at a at a disadvantage yep minus two to his AC
22 hit oh
Come on because of that that is a hit
God, thanks goodness. I was like that Lord nine
My shit's like some fucking low right now
Okay, um
It's gonna be
five magical Pearson and
Then I will use
tricky support benefit five points of magic piercing you said as
Your bullet collides with this flickering creature
It almost seems to like it's like approaching the throat of the creature
And you see the bullet as it is about to make contact begins vibrating in place as well and seems to stand still like it's done
No damage, and they just freaking flips
either way I
Need to I need to get tricky nimble or savage one of these days
Because my attack hit and who knows if this will work or not support benefit my tricky
Goers my foes until the start of my next turn my strikes that deal damage to a creature in my or I didn't deal
Damage is that a technicality it does it deals zero damage, but that means it deals damage in my in trickies reach
Also deal 1d6 persistent bleed damage, okay, so that's on its turn. It'll bleed right yes, okay?
And I don't know I will have a d6 in my tray and hope for the best
If my boars nimble nimble or savage something else happens and for anybody that disagrees with the rule
It's like well. It did no damage, so it didn't deal damage. It's this is a
Proposition in which it speaks mathematically if you deal x damage in this case x is equal to zero
It don't damage the damage just happened to be zero that statement is in there. Just saying hey as long as your thing was a hit
Which it would have been it just didn't seem to do anything yeah, okay?
I like it so final action
Yeah, I play magic scarabs getting a little distraught scarabs gonna reload his weapon like a normal little cobalt and
Tricky is going to
walk
Or briskly briskly run 30 feet away
I also like that imagery to just thinking about as the bullet is like hovering closer and closer
You could see like press against the neck vibrating in place
And there's just like a bit of blood starting to pull down from that spot, but the bullet is locked in place
Yeah, tricky doesn't want to
But knows they need to move um alright. That's difficult. Hmm brick. I don't know how long is that difficult to remain like a minute?
I'm going to the start of my next turn so it should be done. Okay, so it's gone. Yeah, tricky is going to move
30 feet
And that's it
Move 30 feet to the left side of the room then creating a triangle between the party
Brings it to root more now room or something that I missed before so I gave you grace on it
But now as you're standing here. There's this overwhelming feeling
Coming from behind you like the hairs on the back of your neck or standing up
And as you glance over your shoulder and you stare back at this bizarre zombie
That's wielding its intestines as an instrument and a weapon you feel a sudden sense of fear begin to overwhelm you
Damn it. You feel like you can't get away from this creature that you will be feared one
And so you know currently are fear one just because the guy behind you oh
oh boy, okay, oh
I'm having a lot of fun. What a fun. This is interesting
So you don't roll for that or anything you do not there is no save strictly speaking. There's just some ominous
Energy emanating from this thing that is that is giving you a sense of fear
So frightened one mm-hmm
This is like such an interesting form of a fight that we have had before which was
a
three different elemental fight I
Don't remember when or where but we fought three different. There was a wind fire and oh
like in water all this gate three I
Feel like it was I feel like it was on the table. I don't know I feel like we've had one of these on
In the imagination land. They're just don't know when we fought elementals
Maybe in now I'm not in maybe freaking not it could have been Baldur's Gate
But this the zombie take on this type of fight is such a cool way did we fight elementals in Age of Ashes?
We did we fought the fire elementals the fire method in the beginning
But you know what I mean just the like this is such a Pokemon battle
Yeah, and I love that some rock-paper-scissors going on here. Yeah, it's so cool
Because there's a party you kind of want to be doing that yourselves of course
This feels very much like a father's game fight mm-hmm
Or root more turns and sees
The source of what he's kind of spooked about it so stop stop scary me
It points his hammer at this thing and cast heel for 43 points of
Heel
Brother that's huge that's wild the two action heel which is yeah, yeah, yeah
more plus three V8
Crazy all right all right
Let's see good good good rolls that good rolls. Yeah, I rolled two eight
great attitude
I'm so sorry. I'm on 29
That's only a success so half of 43 which is 21, which is still
21 well, which is a ritual damage exactly enough. Oh good the sabrum oh
For this zombies guts to immediately burst in light of holy flame as its body
shrivels on itself screaming out in an unholy chorus
Before it slumps to the ground motionless stop trying to scare me
You are no longer frightened. Thank you, and you
Stop taking my friends energy
Everyone's turned around and swings his hammer at this other electric piece shit lay it down
No, yes
17 plus 14 that's a 31 31 31 I think 31 is a critical
Okay, okay
22 bludgeoning oh
That's big damage
Sorry 21 22 22 sorry was not trying to shortcut it
Freaking big time
Once again as your hammer comes down it has that kind of like did did did did did did did as it slows down right before
It collides with the zombie, but you see that as soon as it touches and it seems almost like barely touch
It's been slowed down so much
But once it touches the zombie it seems to for a very moment just like flail in place like a big jerk
But again, it's doing that like flickering like stop motion movement that happens
But you feel like while not all of the damage went through still a big hit right on the back of that zombie
That's it
That'd be Monet
Monet is pissed
She channels her elements and then she sticks her hand directly in this
Electrical zombies face and she says give that back and she is going to extract elements from this
zombie
Yeah
Pull it back
Take back what's yours? I
Need a
Fortitude save with
This peepee you know what let me use my daily
Daily's let's go alright. Let me get another d20 out instead of rolling this one twice
To d20 second the lower
19 that is a fail oh
Oh, yes, all right, so what happens?
Okay, so
Before so you will take
3d4 damage with no damage type
It is magical damage
Because she is just sapping the electricity from the back from this creature mm-hmm
All right, so this creature takes
nine damage
Okay
And that is no damage type no damage type okay? It is just like sapping energy from it so cool
dude, and now this creature is
susceptible to
her impulses so if she uses something that it is it has a
resistance to it
No longer has resistance or immunity to it okay Wow
Look at our Monet. She's like a dang old oddish
She's a metal oddish yeah, and now Monet will do a
Elemental blast all right
What type of elemental blast first okay?
Well turns out
Oh, no, I'm just kidding your fun. Yeah, your eyebrows went up. Don't act like you're all right
Well sometimes it can be confusing like does that mean it takes no damage. What is it? I mean a photographer Pokemon
That is a 30
30 is a hit not a crit okay
Unless your distraction only makes it flat-footed to you with a raccoon triple hundred percent check, but I
I should know this it's it's dancing like on the edge of my mind the rules here because I literally just saw him I
Forgot about that the end of my turn
It's yeah, so it'll be for a full round
But the thing I did forget is that whether you succeed or fail on attempting to create a diversion
Future attempts enact a plus four bonus on the creature. Oh
Word so wouldn't have even
It might have so I don't remember where you roll. We're gonna roll with it anyway
Yes, so but he is flat-footed until the end of the turn which means a 30 would be a critical hit
Yes, okay
Can I?
Get a friendship d8
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, so that is
Looking to see how your dad yeah, they're bad y'all guys, but did better than mine
We did great in my oh cool. I rolled a three so that's
15
bludgeoning
Okay, that's pretty sick. Okay, so when you reached forward to pull the elements before your attack
You felt that same kind of resistance that room or experience you wouldn't have any way of knowing but as you reach out and pulled it's
almost like
Yours felt different. It's like while you were trying to wrench something from the creature instead of feeling like strong resistance
It's almost like you felt extra pull almost like you were tugging at something that is there and isn't there
Rapidly over and over again
Before you draw the energy and you see some of the electricity leaving the creature as it starts fitting it begin to fade and even
In this slow motion like flickering movement that it's doing it seems like it's more sluggish than it was before
and
As you unleash the blast your elemental energy you see it go forth this this
emanation of earth and
It does not slow down in this field
It almost goes straight through and you see the zombie react like it suddenly jerks backwards barely standing on two legs
It's back twisted in an unnatural motion before it slowly begins to stand back up. How much damage was that again? That was
15 15 big damage. Yeah
and I
Think you understood the assignment, but it is a susceptible to my impulses
Yes, that is exactly why
It didn't look like your earth
slowed down
You understood the assignment he understood the assignment
You've got a good reading comprehension. I
Have bad
Explanation mine's pretty bad. It sucks
skills
They get everything figured out in here. Just don't ask me about it. Just don't ask me. Yeah, so basically
Matthews touching his wiener right now
She's like don't ask about my wiener
I'll figure it out in here. She's basically just pissed cuz it took her electricity and she's like, oh, I'm gonna make you pay for that
Yeah, and just made it so it cannot resist the damage that she gives it anymore cool Dragon Ball Z moves
Yeah, then it's like I'm gonna make you pay for that puts out a hand and it's like come on. Hey, come on
Come on
Let's go back to the casino
Yeah, Felicia's running hot and that is the end of boney's
Three single actions, which is rare for money. Yeah
Yeah, badass. See that's pretty good turn
pretty sick pretty sick
Felicia was afraid she wasn't gonna have a good turn
But that turn was pretty sick you could have stopped with afraid
Felicia was afraid she was petrified
All right for charlbrows this turn
He's going to once again reach a hand out to Savram and very quietly. He's just going to say
go and you see
It's now Savram's turn. She explodes from her spot flying across the room at impossible speeds almost as if she's been quickened
Crazy is she a Pokemon she
Just like fool you fool you like feeding her potions and shit
She moves 40 feet around the room quick as lightning and before you know it root more
She's right next to you and next to the shocking zombie with her arm already raised as she swings down
With a clawed hand at this electric zombie
I had root more
Come on Savram I
Wonder if we want I'm wondering if we walked in on a training session 26 to hit
Yeah, not a critical
We just snuck onto the Millennium Falcon Luke is like hitting that little pot and we're like
We shoot our RPG at the little bot
I feel like that could be what's happening right here
Are you get out of my ship? It's gone wrong though. That's what I you're right, but it's gone wrong
That's as her clawed hand which looks like more
Muscular or veiny than it ought to be comes down. It slows against that zombies like flickering field
Before you see the claws make contact and while it's moving
It would have been one of those instances in which it slowed as soon as one of the claws touches the zombie
There is a spurt of black Icarus blood coming out and the arm actually drops to the ground still flickering
Damn direct hit while there is a second attack now pixel perfect
Which is a miss and she's got a second attack now
Perfect
Which is a miss no and she will try a third time
To swing in this creature just unleashing a flurry of claws, which also is a miss natural three natural two
I mean
Yeah, but yeah, she just in a in a flash just blinks in front of this creature and just starts
unleashing slices with her clawed hands at a natural speeds
And now it is the shock zombie's turn no
Hate that guy
You can see him begin to wind up
Reading back his like his one good arm into a punch position before he slow-mo begins to move his fist forward towards
Savram
Um, and that is a critical hit
No, Savram!
Save her. He's not me
Yeah total on that would have been a 36
And that is going to do a lot connected no, sorry there's no friendship for me
I'll give you one of my shitty die. What are you looking for? That's exactly why
I
Need to put all these things in water with the the salt or whatever to see where they check the buoyancy
Yeah, they're loaded or not. I've got a d1. I can do it
It's just a finger. Look at it
In the middle of my hand for you
All right now this is not good
Did you hear that there's a lot of dice gross stop
I will make you see if you don't kill her. No bribery
Savram takes 32 points of bludgeoning damage
She also takes 14 points of electricity damage
And as she is struck you see her begin to fall down. Yep
Yep
Yep, and the electricity that is built on her now is going to arc
to a random individual within 10 feet of her so that would be
Either Monet or Rootmore. Monet do you want odds or evens?
odds
It is even so Rootmore this arc of electricity. I was gonna say prime numbers
Flies towards you
Fuck you hitting you for seven points of electricity damage
How much was that 17
Seven seven. Okay. Good lord seven Rootmore. It was like
There is then a second fist
You can see the creature moving again almost like reloading
It just like shotguns forward and hits her and then he pulls it back again. Henry Cavill reloading his fist
exactly and it fires this time at
Uh, you know what? We're gonna be fair about this too. We're gonna say, um
One and three is Monet
Two and four is Rootmore
Monet it flies at you
Natural 20. Wait, whoa
Natural 20. I was so gonna I
I too I slowly I was I had it was in my hand. Were you gonna peepee me? I was gonna peepee you
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm at 20 on that baby. Is there anything I can do with this at this point? Um
Wait for the next deck
We're going to somebody else because we're gonna roll again here
You do not pause when people say wait. Sorry. I was very excited and he didn't say wait and he's not named
No, I didn't say wait. It was just I was figuring it out and there was a moment, but I didn't take it
Yeah, there was a lot of description before I rolled
um
Monet this one
11 points of bludgeoning damage. Okay, just give me all the damage. It doesn't matter the type
23 points of damage. Monet falls. Yeah
And then since there is only one creature within 10 feet
Uh, that's going to be you Rootmore for the lightning arcing in your direction again
whatever
14 points of lightning damage
No save
the fuck
And one more thing to check
Because you see as that last punch connects and the lightning arcs out the flickering of the zombie seems to come to a slow
As it explodes teleporting 10 feet to the left no longer flickering in place
Oh boy
Which brings us back around top around five to scarab
No, no, he took away this guy's buffs right after what's his name the intestinal guy got killed right? Yes. Okay
Sorry, I didn't mean to say that with so much attitude
I'm just no say it i'm i'd say i'm excited we can talk about it after if you'd like there were multiple things happening
And I can explain them I can explain. Oh, I know it's a zombie part. No worries
Okay, i'm gonna play this all out at once
three actions
Scarab is going to pull out a minor healing potion
Tricky Tricky is going to move 30 feet
Move 30 feet
And in that 30 feet
I mean he will he's he's ending up next to the guy
But I like to see it like tricky is running up and just smashes his tusks into this electrical zombie
Roll the hit as they run to moned's side. Yeah
Huh my baby my baby that's gonna be a 30 to hit
He is no longer flat-footed so that is just a hit. Yes, but a hit nonetheless
Yes
Now one more point it would have been max damage
Let's see here. Wow, we're tallying it up. That's gonna be 19 points. Whoa
of damage
Tricky's gonna slam tusks into this dude
Just trying to like knock him down like shoving him just like a shove and unlike before there's absolutely no resistance
Now the tusk makes full contact
Bashing into the side of the thing. It's piercing damage, correct?
Yes, it like hooks underneath his rib cage almost lifting him off the floor in his spot before it pulls out
Letting out a torrent of this like black eikara's goo. I forgot to roll his persistent bleed damage as well
Well, which I will do now. I took the dye out of it. I took my little dye out and I was like, oh you're in the way
And he takes that bleed damage
What else from me, sir?
Final action scarab is going uh, just holding on to tricky's ear
It's gonna reach far down and try to get this potion into moned's mouth
Okay, uh roll the heel on moned
Oh
Where are you? Where are you?
And she's so dying
Cannot sleep. She cannot breathe tonight. She needs somebody or she'll die
Six rounds she's dead
You're cheating that's two. What do you mean?
Six rounds she's dead. I don't know that for certain. No, it's incorrect. It's way incorrect. That's twice as many rounds as normal
scarab sadly, but
something scarab, uh is
Reaches down the potion spills but two hp worth of liquid go into
Two hp is two hp is yep. You are conscious
You're conscious at least
Probably her elements are no longer channeled probably
You went unconscious. Does it say um
Concentrate or how what's the term in this? Yeah concentrate concentrate
That's usually it
Because I feel like sometimes when it just becomes a part of your body. It's not a big deal
but if you're like
Uh, if you've got somebody if you got hold on somebody it would break
Yeah, it's yep
Yeah, she her elements are no more. Yeah, they automatically deactivate if you're knocked down
Also, did you read that part that says you
As part of this action you can use a one action elemental blast or one action stance impulse
Yeah, that's important. That is important. I didn't you could be getting one additional elablast
Elabast, elabast, elabast. Okay. It's fine. We know now we learn we're learning a big stupid
I'm a big stupid and I don't know how to use it's a complicated class. It's different
Hey trickies had support benefits for the past like 13 episodes. I think I don't think I've used it once
Okay, two let me just give you guys a little deal the amount of like tabs I have to move around in
um Baldur's gate
Baldur's gate three
Makes me so happy. I love Baldur's gate three
No
Sorry, no the amount of tabs I have to move around in path builder
For one action for Monet word
Because like her elemental blast i'm supposed to add
Like if it's a one action elemental blast adds her strength
So i'm reading elemental blasts and her spells and then I have to go back to her
Like build to see what her strength is and then
But and then I also have to go to her build sometimes to see what her spells are because for some reason now her spells
Aren't showing up in her spell list because they're kineticist spells. So they're not spells they're actions
And it's just your life is incredibly difficult. My life is incredibly
Difficult and I cry daily. So what are you doing with this action?
Weepy action. It's not her turn
Oh
You're right. You should watch your life. It's her more stern time
You watch only plays with me some time and you'll cry less
She got two hp
Come on Rudy
Tooty fruity on Rudy
Fuck it
Root more points his hammer hit this fucking electrical bullshit zombie
And I need a fortitude save. He's had enough
21
That does save
But
Fuck
31 so 15 spiritual damage with the heal spell I rolled so poorly
That's still good though. It is still good. It is a shame because had he failed
It would have been enough
Your holy light fills the zombie and you can see not only is it effective. It's
extra
Effective against this thing as its movements become more and more sluggish its shoulders are slumped
Its one hand is is hanging by its knees
Damn it. Oh, I got one more action
While you're thinking about what you're gonna do with that final action i'm on I must say your beard looks really nice right now
I'm i'm i'm really looking at the uh, the surrounding beard
It's sculpted like on your on your cheeks and stuff. It's got like a nice smooth fuzz
Rather than like popping out because I know I know we both have that like I shaved yesterday
Yeah, it just looks good, man. And if any of you guys I see you if any of you listeners out there are curious as to
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Uh bamboo trauma. I heard about that recently
You can see just how good emmad's beard looks on either of those two channels. Oh, thank you
Those are killing me
Thank you speaking of killing. What are you doing with that last section?
Rootmore is gonna do a battle medicine on uh, what's her face?
A little girl that's sabrum conscious. That might be a bad idea
Oh, let's see find out. That's how we're gonna find out. Oh, why can't I do math? Uh
25 which is a critical success
Which I believe is
4d8
20 hit points back
Back. Well, is that spiritual healing? It's not right? It's like straight up medicine. Okay. Okay
See as he's going down
pulls out his medical kit just starts
wrapping shit up
Stopping bleeding healing all that
Rootmore crouches an inch. He's already so close to the ground. Oh
Medium-sized you stop
I'm taller than you right now. You're laying on the ground mornay. Yeah, she is mornay. Look at you. Look
He's so little
Feeling her for 20 hit points seems very complicated cody
Don't mitigate him. I think she might be a frankenstein monster. She's a pokemon
D
I mean this would be look at him
Look at this guy. This is such a d scenario. I miss d
When you do a medicine check what traits do that have?
healing manipulate
That has the healing trait. Yes
Okay
So as you begin to work on savaram attempting to stitch her wounds and bring her back to consciousness
She begins to convulse underneath you
It does not seem like what you're doing is helping but rather hurting but you're not entirely sure what's
happening
Unless you want to roll a check on that at an appropriate time. Yeah, he's out of actions. He can't
Which will bring us back around to mornay mornay your eyes flutter open
You are on the floor. You can see the slumped over shock zombie just in front of you. What do you want to do?
From her prone position mornay is going to channel her elements
And then she is going to
Do a two action elemental blast
at this lightning guy
Hurling a swirling mass of stone. So wait, you're gonna stand up. She didn't stand. Okay doing this from the ground right on that
from her prone position, she channels her elements and hurls a swirling mass of stone at the
electrical zombie
I
Want some 18 to hit it is a miss
I'm saying over 10 because I was doing two action. I didn't say that but I knew that in my heart of hearts
heart of farts
Heart of farts full of gas ventricles. They're sent to burst
heart of farts
Motorized hammer was useless
Surprise surprise. It's stubborn
Every turn you get live is a turn well spent every turn you get dies
Probably worth something i'm sure
Now hold on
She channeled her elements. Can I do one more elemental blast with her channeled elements?
You were supposed to do that first, but yeah, go ahead. I forgot that we discovered this
Yes, I will do the a the map on this one
No, it's okay
That's okay correctly. It should have been
Correctly, it should have been no mape on the one action and then mape on the double
So go ahead and roll the hit
You sure?
Oh my god
On a magical attack this dude is toast bye bye
V we need to get you just because I'm fucking I know how it is to play a character like this
Uh need to get you one of the cheat sheet of the simple actions that you can do on your turn
Yeah, outside of the big ones
Because it's the simple ones that go unnoticed because you're too busy in the thick of it
So it says protective charm you gave a plus two status bonus to your ac and all saving throws until the end of your next turn
So her ac is plus two currently. Okay, roll that damage
Double
Right
Can I have some friendship d8s?
Okay, that is
His range so that is 15 damage
Okay
What are the types?
bludgeoning
15 points of damage
And he is susceptible to her impulses and as your elemental blast collides with the creature
You see it is barely left standing black eiker leaking from every orifice and it is heaving to stay standing
But standing it remains
Man, okay
Up next is going to be
shabros
Do something in your turn that tells me a little bit more about yourself shavros bade call her back into your pokeball
He stands up weakly still clutching his side and he calls out saying you're killing her you fool
As he reaches a hand forward and from it spouts a stream of purple energy
That slowly spirals across the room going over your shoulder root more before it seeps down into her
Yep, she regains 11 hit points and her eyes open with a
Gasly, okay. It is saver's turn. I feel kind of bad, but we learned something today
Oh, she dead
Uh, damn dude
Man, we need to he needs to watch the walking dead or something like somehow he didn't see it
This never works out man. It never works out
You have to remove the arms and the jaw
Sorry, I said it was saverum's turn it's actually not
Excuse me
Damn it because she's a pokemon damn it
I'm just going to call her in for a second. No shift me switched out with the other saverum. He's just he's got like six muses
The issue here is that as?
The purple energy is being fed into saverum and it moves to the next turn the severed arm of the zombie. Oh
God, dammit
It just made a little token of a hand begins to crawl forward
And it actually attempts to strangle sabrum
Stomp it and that is a hit oh my god
What a literal waste of space
Sabrum I agree excuse me living dead little girl
that is
Seven points of bludgeoning and four points of electricity which is enough to bring sabrum unconscious again
And as the fist begins to strangle her you can see the electricity building around the arm arcs between it and
the
coils on the back of the zombies and that
Will arc to one of you at random?
Scarab your one two for tricky three for Monet four four
Yeah, four for sabrum and five for root more six I'll reroll again
two so
Tricky tricky seven points of electricity damage to tricky
That's my turkey
Now it is seven turn
Just then and she's chandelier falls from the ceiling
She's going to spend her turn stabilizing
And then it's going to move again now to this the shock zombie. Oh my god
Single rock is gonna fall on this girl, so she's possibly at dying three right now could be possibly
Well, I mean we don't know how undead she is. I mean
She could be a dying seven for all we know she went down a second time put her at dying two
It was a joke on undead
It was an undead joke he said dying seven which isn't a thing I know I didn't hear that but I'm saying like
Logically what happened she went down she got up she went down again
So dying two and we don't know if she passed her tech so she's possibly a dying
Bring her back. That's that's kind of where I'm at like yeah, what he's just gonna give up
Yeah, I mean we can't do anything about it. I got words for this guy. I just don't know what they are yet
Scarab your odds tricky you're even
I missed the tray
perfect
three scarab
What kind of attack a
Melee
May is wheeling his one good arm, and he's weakly flailing in your direction this is
a
22 to hit
It hits by one
You know if I wasn't still throwing up on myself
that is
14 points of bludgeoning two points of electricity
And again the electricity will arc
Same as before you guys still remember your numbers
No one scarab too tricky three Monet for savaram five root more
two
Frick man yes nine points of electricity damage
We're getting big old clonked over here
But now it is scarabs turn
Actually, I'm sorry it has one more action. Are you serious?
It just swung once right?
It swung there was an arc of electricity
Electricity mm-hmm. Yeah, it has one more action. It's gonna swing one more time to use scarab
25
hit
Would you believe I was begging for a crit minimum damage?
okay, that'll be nine points of bludgeoning and
Eleven points of electricity
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Scarab falls
Then the arc is going to fire off to a random again
Mm-hmm after every melee attack
So in this case, it's still gonna be the same numbers one scarab two tricky
Three Monet for savaram five root more tricky dies does he die?
So that's tricky again, dude what he's dead. He's dead five points of electricity
Unconscious not dead right right that's what I was asking. Okay unconscious not dead. Yeah
So scarab and tricky are unconscious. No triggits. He's not down down. He's still up
Okay, good because it's your turn next keep rolling nines of minimum damage
He has nine HP now. He has four that nine is the minimum on the melee on the bludgeoning
Oh, quit rolling twos, maybe oh
Sorry
Sorry, my random generator doesn't like you
This took 50 points of damage from me me
Top the round scarab
What do I do?
It's been a while since I've fallen. I've got a reaction. I would like to use that. I haven't used before
for rapid response an
Ally is reduced to zero hit points
You work quickly in emergencies you stride towards the triggering ally you gain ten foot circumstance
bonus to your speed during this movement
I mean it is that just like a placement move
Yeah, my movement is 20 so I can move 30 feet. Yep. That's bad. Go ahead and move yourself
That's actually you can make it to here within 30 easy if you'd like unless you want to be over here
Which you could do that too. Yeah, he wants to be right here
Next to the zombie and also next to scarab and tricky
All right, yeah, badass. So scarab as for your turn I can spend a resolve
to stabilize
But you know well scarab and tricky both move an initiative for the zombie
Okay, it's tricky did not go down well, yeah true, but so scarab same but as far as that goes
There's I mean tricky would get I
Guess technically tricky would get a free action. Yes, because you're unable to command him
So we'll have it. This is tricky's turn with one action. Yeah
tricky is going to smash at this creature one attack with
All their might I'm going to use my given bottle cap
No, let me let me let me let me sure. Yeah, I have to okay
All right, I
Had three
One
So poor
He is flat-footed to you because we're more is flanking flat hooded but
19 to hit and then you're flat footed that is a hit
Thank You Monet
13 points of piercing damage
He dead he dead
And his tricky tusks dig into this creature one more time when he goes to remove the tusks the creature sags and slumps to the floor
The unarmed appendage which was currently strangling savarim suddenly jerks in place and falls limp and
You have killed the shock zombie
Can you hit that piggy can you hit the piggy? Yeah, man
Are we and you are out of combat?
I was worried that we're gonna continue to be in combat with fucking shavarows and
That's all the time we have for today. Oh
Next time I guess yeah, she's the way
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Give him like he's got a lot of great shorts a lot of great action some funky stuff happens and fun editing
That would be such a big fun for my mental health. Thank you
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Flayleaf
Damn right
Bobby we forgot to grab more crab sticks when we went to Winko
We did you're right
Unrelated to anything that Matthew said started thinking about how hungry I am
Hungry too hungry for vengeance
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