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I'm James Cridland, the radio futurologist, and

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this is a Radioland Extra for December the 9th,

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the stupid bit of Australia's social media ban

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for kids. Governments everywhere are not very

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good at technology, but the Australian government

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excels in almost deliberately not understanding

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it. In 2017, Australia had a prime minister called

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Malcolm Turnbull, and all indications were that

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this was a man who knew his stuff. As a lawyer,

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Turnbull had successfully defended Peter Wright,

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a former MI5 official who wrote Spycatcher, leading

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to the book being published in Australia. Then

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Turnbull bought a half -a -million -dollar stake

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in the Australian ISP OzEmail, selling it just

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before the dot -com bubble burst for $57 million.

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So a man who understood freedom of speech and

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a man who understood the internet. Sadly, two

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brains turnbull went on to attempt to pass a

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law to force tech companies to give a backdoor

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for encrypted messages to the government. Encryption

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can't be weakened for just one set of people.

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The laws of mathematics are that if you weaken

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encryption to let the government in, you also

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weaken encryption for the rest of us, breaking

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online banking and payments as well as chats.

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The laws of mathematics are very commendable,

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he said. But the only law that applies in Australia

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is the law of Australia. In the sort of smug,

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logic -twisting nonsense that was to prove his

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downfall 12 months later, yay, when we got Scott

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Morrison instead. Turnbull isn't alone, and this

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week has seen Australia enacting a ban on social

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media for children under 16. The law forces social

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media companies to stop allowing under -16s from

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holding an account on their platforms, which

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is good, I think. But here's what the law doesn't

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stop. The law doesn't make it illegal for kids

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to access them. The only people who'll get fined

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are the social media companies. Further, the

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law lets kids access the social media websites

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anyway. They just can't hold an account. So use

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of a VPN makes no real difference. It won't be

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illegal to use one to access social media, but

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if companies let someone from Australia use social

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media through a foreign VPN, they'll be fined.

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And the law doesn't stop many social media companies

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at all. Someone who's under 16 can pop along

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to Murdoch's Courier Mail website, open an account

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and leave an angry comment, and that's absolutely

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fine. Instead... Companies have to be named by

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the government. And there are only 10 companies

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actually named, like Facebook and Instagram and

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Reddit and Twitch. And I'm fine with these companies

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being banned for under -16s, actually. But another

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company named by the Australian government under

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this law is YouTube. Now, YouTube isn't a social

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media platform. It's a video service. There are

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comments on YouTube, but as we've established

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already, there are comments on the Courier Mail

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website too, and they're not banned. Being the

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parent of a daughter under the age of 16, I'm

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more aware than most about the protections that

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YouTube has in place. I can ensure that she's

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forced to use SafeSearch, which is supposed to

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successfully stop her from unearthing bad things.

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I can also ensure that if she does find bad things,

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she can't play them. Google's Family Link is

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pretty good software, all things considered.

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She'll still be able to use YouTube. The law

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doesn't stop that. She just can't use YouTube

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with her account, which means that she gets potentially

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the worst of YouTube, and I can't do a thing

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about it. Her account's a premium account, so

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I pay to get rid of the advertising when she

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uses YouTube. Except the Australian government,

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in its brilliance, won't let my daughter use

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YouTube under her premium account. So she'll

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have to see all of the advertising. And YouTube

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won't know that she's under 16. She could opt

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out of seeing gambling or alcohol or all kinds

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of stuff. But to do that, she'd need to log in,

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which would mean she'd have a YouTube account,

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which she isn't allowed. And she can't use YouTube

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music. If you're unaware, YouTube music is a

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bit like Spotify. Well, very much like Spotify.

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It's got every song in it and you can listen

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to all of the songs just like Spotify. But I

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can't let her use YouTube music anymore because

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that requires access to the account that she

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can't have access to. And I can allow her to

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use Spotify. So stupidly, under this law, my

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daughter can still use YouTube and access videos

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on it. I can no longer control what she sees

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on the service. I can no longer get rid of the

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advertising there. I can't even control what

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ads she sees, and nor can she. And she no longer

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gets access to YouTube Music either. For music

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then, we've had to shift to Spotify, which offers

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an identical service, but which apparently isn't

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a social network, even though she can look up

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her friends on there and message them. And I've

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retained YouTube Premium for my use, so I don't

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see the ads, so I'm now paying for two music

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services and not one. And none of this makes

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much sense to me. Although perhaps the weird

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front page of the Courier Mail makes it a little

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bit more obvious that Murdoch thinks this is

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a very good idea indeed. Here is the Courier

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Mail for December the 10th. Today, childhood

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will be rebooted. Today is the day humanity...

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reboots childhood with Australian kids the first

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in the world to be banned by law from using social

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media until they turn 16. Not true. Lives will

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be changed. Lives will be saved. There are laws

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that will unshackle our kids from an online world

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they are not old enough to handle, freeing them

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to grow up in a society that protects them. Social

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media harms our children. Let's just let them

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be kids. Editorial, page 52. Parent's Guide,

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page 4 and 5. It's all a bit terrifying, really,

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isn't it? Bless them. And until next time, keep

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listening.
