Welcome to Nacho Fitness Coach, the podcast where fitness is more about fun than form.
I'm Sarah, the fitness expert who lifts heavy and loves a good challenge.
And I'm Kayleigh, a newbie who runs more for survival than sport.
We're here to remind you that fitness doesn't have to be serious.
But we definitely take the snacks seriously.
So if you're looking for some laughs and a few questionable fitness tips, you've come
to the right place.
Welcome to season five.
Welcome to Nacho Fitness Coach, the podcast where we have some behind the scenes technical
issues sometimes.
My name is Sarah and I'm the technical genius with Bluetooth and my cohost Kayleigh kind
of struggles.
So we are going to talk about it straight for the jugular there.
I mean, it was just the perfect lead in to be like when this whole Android versus Apple
conversation.
I know you are going to want to fight with me.
I mean, between you needing help getting your Bluetooth connected and then struggling with
on what device?
What did I need help with getting my Bluetooth connected to your Mac?
Right.
Which is not hard because I say give it to me and then we just I figured it.
You know, I had to go.
I already had his I already had our recording thing on there because I've connected to it
before it was right there.
Why shouldn't I be able to hit connect?
No, I had to go and delete it.
Turn Bluetooth off.
Shut your computer down.
Turn around three times.
Stand on one leg.
Stand on.
It should have been a lot easier.
That was just a computer issue.
And then we had the phone issue where you're like, I deleted all the videos.
I can't I can't.
Why still tell me this fall?
The memory is not full.
I deleted them.
We can delete them out of the trash.
Yeah, that was also what device was that on.
But you have to deal with any device ever.
Android, you don't have to do that.
Android, Android.
If you delete a image, it just goes straight to like delete off your device.
There's not like an extra like trash.
Trash.
Well, OK.
But so then I'm like, give it to me.
You got to empty your trash.
So I went and searched for you.
You had deleted items.
Yeah, I didn't know it was called deleted items.
She's in the settings of like the actual device.
I mean, it's trying to be called trash like the rest of us.
So dumb.
And it's absolutely horrible that they're called deleted items.
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If you haven't caught on, our bonus episode today was arguing about Android versus Apple.
I don't know if we made that very clear.
I am team Android.
Right.
Sarah is a member of the cult that is Apple.
Yes.
OK, I just wanted to make sure I'm all I'm Apple everything.
Yeah, I you're you're kind of like half and half.
She was a little bit.
Could you just like make a decision already?
I mean, do I have to?
Well, I mean, maybe it would help your user capabilities.
What you wanted to say was maybe it help you be less dumb.
That is your word, not mine.
That wasn't even one of the adjectives used to describe you from chat.
Well, I just thought, you know, we're just making fun of.
I mean, you're you are the reason that my text messages have that green bubble.
I apologize for that.
That's a you problem, and it doesn't affect me.
What color are my text messages on your end?
Are they the same?
I can I can customize them on an Android.
I can make our bubbles pink.
I can make our bubbles blue, purple, gray, brown.
So you get to choose your personalization of what color they come through.
Yeah.
And you like having that right now.
Ours are purple.
Oh, that's so cute.
So you make that.
So what are they just like normally?
Like if you don't change the color on an Android, like what's your basic color?
Gray?
Actually, I don't think you can change it per person.
Oh, it's all I think it's like the setting of your phone, whatever colors.
There were some people that were blaming Apple for that color coding situation as they should
as.
That's stupid as how it was like promoting adult bullying.
Yeah, it does.
Absolutely does.
Look, what's happening right here?
She's like, let's do an episode where I just verbally abuse you about not being an Apple
user.
And I was like, but Sarah, she was like, no, we're going to do this.
And then she kicked me and spit on me.
I would say it promotes bullying for sure.
Assault.
Maybe I might say assault.
Oh, you're playing just that perfect, like innocent victim role right now.
Aren't you going to act like it then you're going to gaslight me.
Alan saw the whole thing.
I want to see the video footage.
Oh no.
Where is it?
I need the video footage.
Alan, shut your mic off.
Should I mine off?
They're all off.
No, I can hear you.
Just mine?
Mm hmm.
Yes, yours.
Oh no.
Are you sure about that?
Testing.
Can you hear me?
No.
Oh, she can't hear.
Her mic's fine.
Her headphones aren't.
Are they my headphones?
Can you hear me through my microphone?
I can hear you fine.
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How did you start this episode that you're the queen of not having technical difficulties
and shit and Kaylee has so much trouble?
It's not me.
I didn't move.
I wanted to revisit what I mean, as long as it's getting recorded.
Okay, I don't have to hear anything.
But listen, then let's talk about the phone situation with the whole like trash folder.
Deleted items.
Yeah, just call it trash.
What's it called on Android trash trash?
Yeah.
So like everything that you like delete just goes to the same trash or is there a separate
one for photos versus you know what I mean?
Like I don't where do the apps go if you take them off your like do they go to the trash
too?
No, I think they're just gone.
They just go.
So so there's well those you could just redownload I guess.
If I delete this picture of you that I don't need.
Delete.
Move to trash.
Why are you deleting a picture of me?
Move to trash.
I don't need a I have plenty of pictures of you.
I don't want to know.
Trash storage.
Yeah, and then I just go to like clean up clean up my my phone just does it for me.
It doesn't say trash.
So why would you think you have to look for trash as a word?
I just sent it to the trash.
I don't feel like I don't you just delete it doesn't delete stuff.
I sent it to my phone deletes it after like 30 days.
So that's what an apple does too.
When you my issue was I was looking for the trash.
If I'm walking on the hallway and I'm looking for a trash can I'm not gonna look where do
I?
Where do I discard my items?
It's not trash on your Android.
Yes it is.
What are you not understanding?
Yes it is.
I just moved it to the trash.
Okay.
I don't know where the trash is because my Android takes the trash out for me.
Well it doesn't apples too after 30 days.
But when you need like you want to tell me it's not trash again.
Do are we just going to keep?
No.
What's asking is if you say deleted two gigabytes of video.
Yeah from your camera roll.
Yeah.
And you say delete.
Yeah.
But then you're like okay it's still telling me I have a storage issue like let's repeat
this whole situation on your Android.
Then what would you be your next step like where would you go storage?
I don't know where it goes.
I don't know.
You've never done it.
I guess not.
I mean to search for trash like I tried to do trash.
There's nothing here.
I don't know do you feel like you're proving a point.
I mean I'm just saying that the iPhones that he's different than your Android with this
particular workflow.
Well I've just been an Android user for so long that I don't know my way around.
But you also have Mac computer.
Do you think you could have just jumped on an Android and figured out how to delete those
things are horrible.
I rest my case ladies and gentlemen.
But you know what like toddlers can pick up iPhones and like swipe around and move them.
You don't think they could do that or you think they can do that with I had toddlers
with an Android and they were fine.
Poor kids.
But yeah I am a little bit weird I guess in the sense like I do have an Android phone.
I have a MacBook Pro.
My kids have iPads.
She can't.
My husband he had the same phone as me.
We have a Google Pixel 6 I think his broke a few weeks ago.
He dropped it.
It shattered.
Screen was done.
So he actually took one of our Apple iPhones that we record with and he's been using that.
So there may be a shift here because he's the one who decides what we use.
How did you get the iPhones to begin with the ones that we used.
Yeah for video.
We bought them.
Have you just bought them for fun.
Yeah for this.
I told you I was going to get video recording.
I did my research.
And then they said get iPhones.
Yeah because we were talking about those other little extra videos.
I just didn't ever put that together.
Oh yeah.
Got it.
Well good thing he's got those now then.
Yeah no they're ours.
They belong to the podcast.
Their property of Nacho Fitness Coach.
Well I think a Jeremy's company too.
Maybe Jeremy's company technically owns them.
They do use them.
Yeah they can use them all.
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Well you know I mean I just kind of feel like there's some opportunity for growth with regards
to how we learn how to empty our.
What do you love about Apple.
What do you love about it.
I feel like it's just really easy.
I know I have had other friends believe it before you have had androids and they loved
how much you can customize it.
Yeah you can actually make your phone yours.
Yes and I just don't really I would never take the time to do that.
I'm just going to use it out of the box anyways.
So for me I guess that was never a selling point.
Here I have some I took some notes here.
OK before we recorded this.
Oh on Android you can mess with the home screen change up the icons so you can like you can
like make your whole like all your icons like the same color.
You want to do that then you can't find them for it.
It's the visual aesthetic.
But that's under.
OK you might not want to.
Sure.
Not everybody thinks like you.
True.
And you can even you can put widgets.
Can you do that on Apple.
Put your widgets like on your home screen.
Yeah you can now.
Oh well it's not on my phone.
I could do on my computer for sure.
No I think you can your phone to put a weather report from Mars on your home screen.
Got a report from Mars.
Well weather report.
Oh weather from Mars.
Why do you need to know that.
You don't.
But it's silly goose fun.
Can you do that on iPhone.
No no I know when you're an apple when you're stuck in this little box.
What exactly was this Google search that you conducted.
What did you say.
Would you ask it.
No I took notes.
These are my notes.
Notes from what.
When the other day when you said our bonus episode is going to be Android versus Apple
I sat down and wrote a list out of all that's not even true.
What.
Such a liar.
What was the search that you just did on Chrome or like whatever Google Google Google Chrome
on the worldwide web on the web on the WWE dot com on the Internet.
I asked you how to be T. Oh chat GPT.
Why.
Give me all the reasons androids better than Apple.
OK.
OK go.
What's what's next.
Well then number two says more flavors than just vanilla.
I know how you like vanilla but I do not.
Android has a ton of different phones to choose from.
What one with the stylus got it.
One that folds in half done.
What a fairly cool phone.
Is it a second mortgage.
Androids got your back.
Apple gives you the same phone just with slightly bigger or smaller screens.
True.
Your wallet will thank you.
You don't need to sell a kidney to buy an Android phone.
Not that anyone would want your kidney.
Nope it's only 30 percent.
So you couldn't even buy an iPhone with.
No no.
I'm more on the other.
Oh yeah.
Storage for days.
Android lets you add a tiny little SD card to your phone when you need more space.
I found.
No you're stuck with whatever storage you paid for and if you want more get ready to
cough up more cash.
You spy cloud backup.
Just saying.
Here's the best.
OK.
One charger to rule them all.
That actually it would be.
What did I come in here two hours before we recorded today.
I had to come in two hours so that I could get the videos off the stupid iPhone.
I searched for a cord for an hour trying to get no because that that has a USB on the
other end.
I told you I had a down low computer.
Not here with me.
Oh yeah I do it right there.
You could have grabbed it out of my computer that whole time.
But is that the new iPhone.
Let me see the.
But I don't think the tip of that looks like the one that our phone is plugged into.
That's the old.
Our phone has the old.
Yeah.
Look sir.
Look at what Allen has.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
They got all these old ones new ones.
You don't know which one you're going to need.
OK.
Android uses USB C for everything.
Everything.
But what I did like.
What I finally figured out what did what did I figure out.
I had an iPhone and a MacBook Pro.
I needed to get the videos from the iPhone onto my MacBook Pro.
Air drop air drop.
I didn't know.
It's why I didn't know.
I finally didn't even need to go away.
Look at that.
You don't even need a cable.
So that was cool.
That's why I like to be that.
I'll give you that.
I could copy and paste something on my cell phone and then use it in a document on my
right back book.
The other thing I love about Android is it's like more Google friendly than Apple.
OK.
The Gmail, the Google Maps.
Sure.
All that stuff.
And you use all that stuff.
I do.
Is it a pain in the ass to use that on Apple?
The only thing I use is Google Maps.
I have all my other I have all my emails in the mail.
You have an app.
What's it called?
An icon for your our Google Drive.
Yeah.
On your phone.
Yeah.
I can use Apple Google Drive so I can switch between the different accounts.
Yeah.
I don't use the Gmail app because I've added all of my email accounts to the native mail
app.
So then I can just check one inbox and all my email addresses come into that one inbox.
I didn't know this.
More stores equal more fun.
With Android, you can download apps from wherever you want.
It's like shopping at the mall and Amazon.
On iPhone, you only get one store and Apple decides what you're allowed to buy.
What does that mean?
You have to only you can only download apps that are Apple approved that are in the Apple
Store.
Oh, OK.
Or the app store that's neat.
You know what I mean?
Like communism.
Yeah.
Sure.
Control.
Yeah.
Um.
Or just so not anybody can post an app.
I mean, what did you download an app for an unreliable source?
And then all of a sudden, like your phone blows up.
I mean, you know, which is a free country, you know.
Fine.
Look at us.
We have a podcast that we should be.
Nobody was like, no, you can't publish that.
You know, you can't say that.
It's America.
Damn it.
True.
Multitasking.
Android lets you run two apps at once.
You can watch Netflix and text your friends at the same time on Apple or iPhone.
Apple says focus on one thing at a time.
True.
Now, I don't let you play more than one, though.
Remember when we were doing our Hamilton dance break and then it started playing the audio
from the Instagram video.
So the number 10 is cool stuff.
First foldable screens, fingerprint scanners under the screen.
120 Hertz is HG Hertz.
Yeah.
Displays androids like the cool kid who tries out all the fun stuff.
First, Apple just shows up to the party late, which you keep saying.
Now it does.
The foldable screen ones are actually really cool.
It says Apple just shows up to the party late like, hey guys, I brought an emoji update.
And then chat at the end chat.
She beats.
He said, now you're ready to go into battle with an iPhone fan armed with jokes and the
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So switch it around, copy and paste and then just flip the apple.
OK, Android and see what it says.
Oh, it said for a one not found.
Funny, funny, funny.
OK, number one, it just works with iPhones.
You don't need to be a tech wizard.
Everything works smoothly right out of the box like a phone that's just been a finishing
school.
Androids can sometimes feel like they showed up in pajamas.
Yeah, OK.
So it's androids.
I love pajamas.
Updates for everyone on the PJs.
Apple gives updates to all their phones at the same time with Android.
You're like, do I get the update today?
Tomorrow?
Never?
Who knows?
Is that true?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
And I just never update mine.
What version are you running?
I'm like, I don't know.
It's like there's been like three updates since then.
Oh, no.
Premium vibes.
Holding an iPhone feels like holding a tiny luxury car.
Sleek, shiny and probably fancier than whatever is in your bank account.
Androids?
Well, you can get a fancy one or one that feels like a plastic sandwich.
Mm hmm.
I feel like it's really reaching here.
It's a little bit reaching.
Camera makes you look better than in real life.
iPhone cameras are on point.
You can take that's why you got them for recording.
Yeah.
They're really good.
You take a photo of yourself, look at tired.
It somehow makes you look like a supermodel.
Androids can be hit or miss.
Like, why do I have 10 cameras?
But none of them are helping me.
The ecosystem dream team.
When you're in the Apple ecosystem, you have a MacBook, iPad, Apple Watch and iPhone.
They all work together.
They do.
Like techie superhero squad.
Is that what you call them?
I would definitely classify them as that.
Yeah, for sure.
Yep, definitely.
Your iMessage pops up everywhere.
Your AirPods switch between devices and it's also magical.
It is very magical.
Android users are still trying to figure out how to sync their watch to their fridge.
Oh, Chad, you cheeky, cheeky bastard.
Is that the rest of the list?
No, no, there's more.
Oh, there's more.
Wait, there's more FaceTime.
Duh.
You know, on Apple, you get FaceTime built in.
No need to hunt down a video calling app that you and your grandma both know how to use.
Android.
Hold on.
Let me download something real quick.
You can't FaceTime.
Right.
Voice.
Face.
No.
OK.
I keep nodding my head like we're not on a podcast.
Season five, everybody.
Customer service that cares.
Have a problem with your iPhone?
Go to an Apple store and someone will help you in person.
While you sip on free sparkling water.
Really?
They do.
While sparkling water thing.
I don't know about that.
But with Android, good luck talking to the manufacturer.
Hope you're ready for three hours of customer service.
Hold music.
That's true.
You guys don't have like an app like a store to go to if you have a phone problem.
Then we don't have very many phone problems, though.
I can't say I've actually went very often.
There was one that had a defect in mine once at one point.
What's the closest store to here?
I think there's one in Omaha.
Oh, so convenient.
But we go to Kansas City and so it's just down the street.
OK.
Number nine, resell value, baby.
iPhones keep their value longer.
So when you're ready to upgrade, you can sell your old one for a decent chunk of cash.
Androids after a year, you're lucky if someone trades you a sandwich for it.
Sandwich, plastic sandwich.
I'm sensing a sandwich theme here.
Sometimes that GPT kind of gets stuck in a loop.
It's in a food loop.
It's hungry.
All right.
Number 10, everyone's in on it.
iPhone users are like a secret club with iMessage, AirDrop and fancy emojis that turn green when
Android users try to join in.
Plus, who doesn't want to flex a blue bubble?
See?
OK.
I mean, I guess if that's what the validation you need to make you feel special, like, you
know, I will say, well, I did see in that video that we can't find it.
Like one of the updates is that they're going to change that because of the bullying.
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Was the color part of it, too, but it was definitely being able to add an Android to
like group texts.
Oh, because if everyone is an iPhone user and you have a group text started, you can
add in like, see, keep the same group.
I don't get in, but Android, you have to start a whole new chain to either add or replace
anybody.
This Android phone, the only people that are upset about the whole like text chat or whatever
are Apple users.
Like nothing changes on my end.
You know, I don't care.
You can't you can you add and delete people from group texts from your Android?
It doesn't matter what device they're having.
Because the only thing the only time that it matters is a lot of times if it's like,
you know, I see it less now that a lot of sports teams are going to like different types
of apps to communicate.
But like when I was coaching like T-ball, you know, if we'd have a group chat and if
you miss somebody and they're Android, you can't just add them in.
You have to like restart a whole brand new like group texting to communicate, which if
you're all Apple, you just don't have to do that.
So I'm just saying.
OK.
Well, it doesn't happen very often anymore.
I'm stupid.
You're stupid.
I don't.
Thank you.
Anyway, that's our bonus episode.
So which team are you?
Are you team Android or team?
Listen, I don't like I don't care.
I am team whatever.
Not you.
I want to know.
You're stupid.
I wanted to say something.
OK, sorry.
I was going to tell you, OK, go there may be I may be an Apple user before like pretty
soon here.
No, you might be.
Yeah, we'll see.
But I was actually asking the listeners.
Let us know, are you team Kaylee or team Sarah on this one?
Are you team Android or team Apple?
Let us know.
I've been recording way too long.
OK, are we good now?
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
OK, then there we go.
That's it.
That's all we got.
All the things.
That's all.
Yes.
All right, everybody.
That's all we've got.
That's all we got until next time.
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