1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,200 Since Kaylee and Sarah cannot behave, listener discretion is advised. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,920 Welcome to Season 5. 3 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,400 Season 5 intro. 4 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,400 Yeah. 5 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,400 Okay. 6 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,400 Ready? 7 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,400 Yep. 8 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,400 Alright. 9 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,400 Welcome to Nacho Fitness Coach. 10 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,400 Where fitness meets, well, reality. 11 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,840 We're not experts, but we've got the laughs and a whole lot of opinions. 12 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:48,480 I'm Kaylee, a newbie to the gym, but a pro at avoiding vegetables. 13 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:52,920 And I'm Sarah, a mama for who lifts heavy weights and occasionally my kids. 14 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,040 We're here to prove that fitness can be fun. 15 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,480 And that sometimes a little nacho cheese goes a long way. 16 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,320 So grab a snack, take a seat, and let's navigate this fitness journey together. 17 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,680 One misstep at a time. 18 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:08,960 Because life's too short for boring workouts and way too long to skip dessert. 19 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:13,280 Welcome to Season 5 of Nacho Fitness Coach. 20 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:17,640 We fought with him. 21 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,560 Me, I died for him. 22 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,280 Me, I trusted him. 23 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,800 Me, I loved him. 24 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:26,600 And me, I'm the damn fool who shot him. 25 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:31,920 There's a million things you haven't done, just you will. 26 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,720 What's your name, man? 27 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,720 Alexander Hamilton. 28 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:37,720 Damn. 29 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,720 He recorded that. 30 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,720 I kind of did. 31 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:49,560 I was too far away from the mic the whole night. 32 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,160 That was so good. 33 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:57,080 He's not the first person to record me singing him. 34 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,080 Ready? 35 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,080 Wait. 36 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,080 Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. 37 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:06,080 I am the one thing in life I can control. 38 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:10,080 I am inimitable, I am an original. 39 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,080 That's what I would get a tattoo of. 40 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,080 I'm original. 41 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,080 But wait for it. 42 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:22,080 I am not funding, still I am lying in wait. 43 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:28,080 I am the one thing in life I can control. 44 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,080 He has nothing to lose. 45 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,080 All right, all right, Alan. 46 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,080 We're going to have a Hamilton watch party. 47 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:40,080 We can put it in on the big screen in there. 48 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,080 We're doing this Hamilton watch party tonight. 49 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,080 After we're done. 50 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,080 We're going to bed. 51 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:51,080 I hope you brought cocaine because I think we're all tired. 52 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:55,080 All right, where are we at on our... 53 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,080 If there's a reason he seems to cry when so few survive, 54 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,080 then god damn it, I'm willing to wait for it. 55 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:05,080 Go, Kaylee. 56 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:11,080 So was it the picky eaters episode that we went on the fat balls rant 57 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:17,080 with the hairy balls, the chocolate balls, the black balls, all the balls? 58 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:21,080 Because you said it just came out, you know, like our balls episode just came out. 59 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,080 The picky eaters one. 60 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,080 I just need to reference it in this topic. 61 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,080 Not positive. 62 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,080 I'll just say I think. 63 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,080 Okay, ready? 64 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:35,080 This is going to be a different kind of intro. 65 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,080 Let's get microphones ready for it. 66 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,080 All right. 67 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,080 Okay. 68 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,080 I'll be waiting for it. 69 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,080 I'm waiting for it, waiting for it. 70 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,080 I'll be waiting for it. 71 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,080 Microphone up. 72 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,080 Okay. 73 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,080 Got to be able to read. 74 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,080 Yes, but you have to adjust. 75 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,080 Figure it out. 76 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,080 It'll be fine. 77 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,080 Growing up stuff. 78 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,080 Okay. 79 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,080 Ready? 80 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,080 She is. 81 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,080 Two. 82 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,080 One. 83 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,080 Are you going to go? 84 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,080 Yeah, I got one. 85 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,080 Okay. 86 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,080 We're going to start getting like roasting level. 87 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,080 Who can one up? 88 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,080 Add break, intro and poke them back. 89 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,080 All right. 90 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,080 All right, Sarah's getting a little fidgety. 91 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,080 I think it's time for her smoke break. 92 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:35,080 Oh my. 93 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,080 No. 94 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,080 We won't use that. 95 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,080 Chill break. 96 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,080 Somebody get this girl a gummy. 97 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:47,080 She's way too uptight. 98 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,080 Okay, I got one. 99 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,080 Okay. 100 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:55,080 Lower your voices. 101 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,080 Keep out of trouble and double your choices. 102 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,080 I'm with you, but the situation is fraught. 103 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,080 You've got to be carefully taught. 104 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,080 If you talk, you're going to get shot. 105 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,080 Bird, check what we got. 106 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,080 Mr. Lafayette, hard rock like Lancelot. 107 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,080 I think your pants look hot. 108 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,080 Lauren's, I like you a lot. 109 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,080 Let's pop a squat. 110 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,080 Blacker than the kettle calling the pot. 111 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,080 Popping a squat of conventional wisdom like it or not. 112 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,080 A bunch of revolutionary men, you mission abolitionists. 113 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,080 Give me a position. 114 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,080 Show me where the ammunition is. 115 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,080 Oh, am I talking too loud? 116 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,080 Sometimes I get overexcited. 117 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,080 Shoot off at the mouth. 118 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,080 I never had a group of friends before. 119 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,080 I promise I'll make y'all proud. 120 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,080 Let's get this guy in front of a crowd. 121 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,080 I am not throwing away my shot. 122 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,080 I am not throwing away my shot. 123 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,080 A-O-M just like my country. 124 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:45,080 I'm young, scrappy, hungry, and I'm not throwing away my shot. 125 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,080 I am not throwing away my shot. 126 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,080 I am not throwing away my shot. 127 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,080 That's a good one. 128 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,080 That's a good one. 129 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,080 Thanks for listening. 130 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,080 Be sure to head over to our Instagram at nachofitnesscoach 131 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,080 and let us know how you feel about the show. 132 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,080 Do you love it or hate it? 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