Welcome to fit to be real and a little extra. We are life hacking today hacking up life. Oh
Yes
In so many ways we have tips and DIY tips and tricks and Carly has some real actual life
Hacks because you know I love
The life hack that she's really good at it. You've all learned. She's really good at it
I'm good at hacking up a good life. Oh my gosh. Let's get started
I'm Victoria. Hey guys, I'm Carly. Do you have a hack for that? No because I yes the hack is I'm gonna do me
Every day, that's the life hack. That sounds like work. Hey guys. Oh
I don't think there's the tip to get it. There's no loophole. Hey guys. I'm Carmela Kateris
Mayo Dykeman. What is your confirmation name? Angelica because I'm an angel and she's just like the girl from Rugrats
What's your confirmation name Adelina?
Why she's the patron saint of princesses. Yeah, and mine's the patron saint of angels our mom
Nurtured us as a princess and an angel from birth. So we grew up thinking that we were but she didn't know who her children were
Because Carly's the princess and Victoria's the angel. I'm an alien. Let's be honest
Let's be honest
So if you don't know what we're talking about confirmation names is a Catholic school thing and you pick a patron saint and you put the name
Into your Catholic name. It's a thing. So you get to basically pick
Your adventure of what saint you you really like. Anyway, let's move on. Let's hack up some life
You want to wake up earlier without being tired. Yeah, how do you do that?
So I actually did do this a long time ago
Hence why I wake up at 4 45 sometimes 5 a.m
The trick to not being tired when you do that is to set your alarm for say you wake up at 8 o'clock
Every morning set your alarm for 8 the next day set your alarm for 759 the next day set your alarm for 758
The next you know what I mean and go back and back and back till you're waking up at 7
But your body has already adjusted to it. Interesting instead of just going from 8 to 7
Right away cold turkey cold turkey your body is not gonna be adjusted
But if you adjust it a minute at a time, you will wake up feeling refreshed and you your body won't even know
That's amazing
Here's one if you want to fix your posture, which as I'm sitting here right now in front of this microphone
I am hunched over we are both kawazimoto if you want to do that
But it is very hard because you're not aware of it all the time
All of a sudden you're sitting low and you're like, oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
You need to create a habit of doing that. So let's say you touch a doorknob handle
How how often do you do that a day?
Many times right when you go out when you go in yeah every time you touch a doorknob handle
You stand up and you say or you you know fix your shoulders and you say posture every single time
So if you do that eight times nine times a day going in and out of different doors when you go to the bathroom when you go in your room
Eventually your mind won't be telling you to say posture your body will just stand up straight like anything else
Yeah consistency over time creating a habit, but you have to I mean anything takes time change takes time
You have to physically say to yourself every time you open a door posture
You'll stand up straight until it becomes part of your body. That's psychological and physiological like together messing with yourself
Yeah, I like that. I'm actually yeah, I need to do that. I know me too. Which is sad
All right, so mine are a little less like oh my gosh get through life and be a wonderful person
I'm like you need to do this to like save time and money
So this seems simple. So you tape a dryer sheet over a window AC unit like where the air blows out
Yes, so then whatever dryer sheet sent you have that's like what fills the room up better
Why didn't we know this in New York? It's this stuff right right? Yeah, that's small four by four room
It's this stuff that like I love these Instagram accounts. Me too. They like really map it out for you
It's they're so interesting. I'm really good at saving those and then never doing them
Why you would think you're going to yeah, you're like this is great idea. I'm gonna do it next time and then I
Forget I forget
Waterproofing your shoes you can go to any
Store and you get like a it looks like soap, but it's beeswax and you just rub them on your sneakers
You what and it's clear. It's like you don't see it
But now you have waterproof
Shoes oh my any type of like shoe
I am actually gonna do that to all my sneakers because when I run one of my biggest pet peeves is wet socks
Yeah, oh my god, yeah
So this one's for your kitchen you put a newspaper or like a few newspapers
Because you know we all get the newspaper these days, right?
You put it in at the bottom of your trash bag
So if your trash bag rips or you you know have juice and oh my god
Seven there like no matter what when you get the trash bag out of your trash can you will not make a trail throughout your house to get
Outside oh my gosh, yeah, that is my trash can every single day because of what why apple sauce
Oh food, you know like the stuff. Yeah, yeah, the stuff stuff
So if you travel a lot or just travel at all bring a bar of soap like a maybe a you know the love
Well, no, well, yeah, you could but you know like the really fancy scented ones that we don't really use
But they are homemade and they're pretty bring something like that and put it in the bag that you designate for your dirty clothes
Oh my gosh, because you don't tend to do laundry when you're like in a hotel room
So no, but I have like a wet bag. Yeah. Yeah, you put it in the wet bag
Stop so then that bag stays, you know smelling a little bit better than your workout clothes that you're putting in there
Cuz we all know Carly's going on runs on her vacation. You know I am I have so many dirty clothes
Yeah with the wet socks with the wet socks in the bottom of the wet jeans. That's it
That's another one. We got to talk about who wears long jeans layers are coming back. Oh my god
That is such a good one. I am definitely gonna do that. They're easy to
Do here's a life hack for establishing fitness
If you know us you probably come to our classes
But if you don't and you don't know us at all and you don't work out at all
Here's an easy way to establish fitness
So every single day for one minute do as many push-ups as you can
What is many as you can for one minute and then do a one-minute plank
You may only get 20 seconds in to the plank, but eventually over time
It will yeah, it will grow so then
Second week you're doing two minutes of push-ups and you're doing two minutes of plank and you're not gonna make it through
Of course, you're gonna stop whatever right, but you that's the goal. That is the goal
Okay, so start small with everything you start small until then you're on your feet
You might be at five minutes, you know with little breaks here and there with push-ups
You'll be like oh now now I feel confident enough to like go to a class
Yeah, because everybody's got to start somewhere and you have to start to start with that one minute of push-ups
One minute of planks and just keep adding on until you're getting there. You're gonna sweat. Trust me
Yeah, you make it to the timer and then you're you're good. You've done two minutes
Maybe the next week you do four to five. Yeah, I say I like that small habits create big change
Oh my gosh, you're so good at that turn your junk into travel
What I know
So everybody has as I'm looking around Victoria's condo everybody has stuff everywhere
Sorry, but think about all the stuff in your house put the put the stuff you don't use in a box
In a big old box for one month if you don't touch it
Sell it. I don't have a box big enough for you. Oh my god. You don't want to know
I have a garage full of stuff. I don't need but sell it take the money that you put it on eBay
Yes, eBay still a thing. Yeah young people put it on Facebook marketplace
Sell it if it's in decent condition, but you just don't use it. Don't keep it. Yeah clothes sell it
There's Poshmark sell the good stuff, you know
Keep that money put it in a in a little jar and use it to travel. Oh, I get it
So take your junk that you don't use and turn it into travel money put that junk in you travel trunk
God I got so much junk in the trunk. I can make some bank I
Have a life hack for your condiments at a barbecue. All right the real important stuff here
This seems this is like some of these are so dumb, but they're so good a
Muffin or a cupcake pan that you bake them in
Condiments onions ketchup. Oh my god mustard like what you would put on your burgers and your hot dogs
Now you don't have a million dishes to wash you have a little one spoon with a little each of them done
Barbecue hack done done. Yeah
Should we say it again?
Barbecue hack done. Yeah, you just wanted to say done. Yeah, okay
All right, so this kind of goes with the barbecue if you're like camping or if you do backyard fires fire pits or whatever
But you don't have that starter log or something like there's you need like yeah start the fire to start the fire. Yeah
number one get yourself an Andrew and
number two
Doritos
Like the bag or actual Doritos actual Doritos, which is number one frightening because we eat those
I don't eat those but like you eat those my kids Doritos. Yeah, so it's kind of like a can of coke
It's just indestructible. You can use it for money. Thanks Doritos are really good fire log starters. Oh my gosh
This is not from experience. This is just what I'm reading. Yeah, it's not funny. Yeah, I mean I always have those on hand
I don't always have a fire starter log. I do always have Andrew on hand, but
Doritos definitely gonna be my backup
All right, then this one you're really gonna like not that Carly makes her own coffee and or makes her own
Iced coffee at home, but if you are privy to know how to make your own coffee
You pour it in room temperature
So it's not steaming piping hot in an ice cube tray and then you freeze the coffee in individual ice cubes
So when you're making your actual iced coffee
You're not using regular water cubes. You're using coffee cubes. So it doesn't water the right. Oh my god
Yeah, which I guess you could do for like the cream or the milk too. That is awesome
Yeah, so that when the ice melts, it's just melting coffee. Yeah, it does it. Yes, I like how you said it
Well, you know, I need to realize your process and your process. Yeah, and coffee is very serious to me
It sure is so yeah, that's a I gotta write that one down
You got to learn how to make the coffee first though. No, I will never do that like it's just something
I'm never gonna do such a princess. They can't
Okay, so people think that you read
To be smarter, right? Tell us more
No, but you know when you're a kid and then you're reading and people are like, oh, he's so
Reading all these words. It's actually not about the words and this is the same for adults too
And I'm sure a lot of people are gonna come at me for that
But what I'm seeing is there are reasons why you read and how to do it
So the reason reading makes you smarter is because it can put you in the mindset of wherever the book is
so if you're reading about a king or a ruler or it
Reading actually puts you in that mindset and opens up your perspective of being that person and opens you up to like
Reality other realities and other worlds and you become more worldly when you read. Yes, it's about the words and your imagination
Exactly. So that is actually the most important part of reading how to do it because you know all I have a problem with reading
Not reading but making time for it, right? Well, yes
I don't have the time for it and everybody's all on these book clubs and they're like, oh, I read seven books this week
I'm like, oh really? I haven't read a book in seven years
Read two minutes a day. Yes, if you can read two minutes a day that will turn into four minutes a day
Or just two minutes a day. Yeah, and just that two minutes will activate your mind put you in another perspective
Doesn't even matter what you're reading. It could be a biography
You know, but it puts you in the place of somebody else and makes you open your mind
And I would venture to say a two-minute cap
Would go a little bit longer because you might just want to finish the chapter, right?
And you might just want to finish that next page or paragraph
I really like that except that's gonna cut into your Bravo time
Yeah, so you're gonna have to prioritize and I highly recommend not
Perspectiving into the Bravo minds. Well, I can't start this two-minute read until Vanderpump reunion is over
So well, we'll talk about that. I like get it though. I get it. Oh my god. I get it. I actually get it. Unfortunately. I get it so hard
Well with that book that you're reading if you're anything like me you don't like to
share
Or not share. I'm sorry. Not share lend. Yes. Oh, yeah, we're not good lenders
I don't like to lend things because no one is like me and I would give it back the moment
I'm ready to give back. I also don't like especially if it's a book
I don't like being given a book because I want to number one make notes in it myself
But I don't want the responsibility of having given to give it back to you
So this is basically just like an accountability life hack
But you take a picture of what you're lending and it could be clothes
It could be anything doesn't have to be a book to your friend or family member that you are lending said thing to uh-huh as
A reminder that hey, where can I find this? Oh, I lent it to this person. Oh, what's the time date on the picture?
I gave it to him in this month. Oh my gosh because no one remembers
Yeah, no one remembers because it takes you forever depending on if you're like using you know
Carly doesn't return anything. This is about Carly. She doesn't return anything if you bring Tupperware or Pyrex over to our house
You've now lost it forever. You just have to be okay with that. That's different. I mean, yeah
That's where Tupperware goes to die. Carly your house my house
Okay, well, I'm gonna take a picture of it with you holding it every time and we'll see what happens
That's a really good idea
if you have your ears pierced or maybe just like little pieces of jewelry or tiny tiny
Things that you need to find and it's lost in the carpet or the shag carpet because Carly's bringing her long jeans back with the
Bell bottoms and the shag carpeting not single-handedly. It is a trend you put a stocking or
Maybe a latex glove something around your vacuum hose and then it doesn't get sucked into the vacuum
It just like the air pressure pulls it to the end of the vacuum and now you found your back
Wait a second. I have a shy carpet in my closet. I
I
Am doing this because I can never get it up. Oh, yeah
Like you if you look if you put a back of your earring in or you lose the earring. Yes. Yeah, it seems easy done
You know how you never want to take two trips from the car to the house from your grocery like bags
Always it's you you make purple fingers out of holding everything. So if you get yourself a large
Carabiner, you know what that is. Yes explain if you don't know what that is
It's basically like a it's a hook. It's a hook. It's a it's a keychain type of thing
But it can hold up to 50 pounds. It can hold up to a hundred pounds. It's in a lot of
Tech like I'm thinking of all of the roadies for the shows and they all have I'm like hanging off their pants
Yes
And a lot of people use them for your keys and stuff like that
So if you get yourself a carabiner
Then you can slide every single grocery bag loop onto it and then you just have to hold the carabiner and then you're got one trip
Yes, it's probably be heavy. Yeah, you were doing that anyway anyway
Sticky fingers is what I dubbed this sticky fingers sticky fingers
Fun fact
Carly's middle child Lewis has a puppy dog stuffed animal and we asked him what he named it and he said sticky fingers
And we said why and he said because my fingers are sticky right now and he hates that
I
Don't like giving my nieces and nephews popsicles because I don't like sticky fingers and I don't like
Dealing with yeah that and they don't like it either. Yeah, you put a cupcake liner underneath it wait
I saw this tell them like you put oh good. You put a cupcake
Underneath it you you you know break the center of the cupcake liner with the popsicle stick
And then it catches all the juice and the gross, you know ice cream sandwiches. Yeah, that's up to or whatever
I anything on a stick. Yeah, basically. I like that. We're gonna give it to Carmella, too
She needs that just for like a hot dog. Yeah that hot dog on a stick
Okay back to me she's hacking up life right now
One tip at a time. All right. Oh, oh, no, no, okay
I meant like one
Okay, all right next one
If you have a big decision to make you should ask yourselves two questions
One can I sleep at night? So if this important decision that I have to make will it allow me to sleep and number two
What would it look like on the headline of a paper and what a newspaper is?
Is that thing that Victoria already talked about that you put in the bottom of the trash can?
That it comes on your doorstep. So back in the day that was like the thing to read
So if you want to update you could say what it would it be on tiktok or Twitter or Instagram the headlines
You know what a headline is the headline is with those big important decisions one
Can I sleep at night? How will it affect me and two?
What how will it affect other people and when they see my big decision or hear about my big decision?
What would they think so those are the kind of two questions?
You should ask if you're in the middle of a big decision-making era and really what other people think
It's more of like how you come across perceived not caring what other no no no no no not a caring not a caring not a caring
About what other people think about your decision. Just how it would come across to the world in a headline
Yeah, are you proud of it? Are you not proud of it famous wanted out there or infamous? Oh?
Okay, this one's just as good as that because it's about to go food and
Delivery that is just good
So this one specifically about pizza
But I'm gonna make it to anything that you pick up from the restaurant
So if you it's something that has to be hot by the time you get home
That's hot. That's hot put your seat warmer on
In your car
How stupid is that that is so good? Yeah, just put your seat warmer on and then it keeps the pizza box like warm
We're like the bag of Chinese food and that yeah, yep. How it's not funny. That is amazing
How many times do you travel and you forget a part of your charger? So like whatever the box head is called every time
The thing you put in the outlet cube. Yes, you can now it but you have the cord
Every TV in a hotel room has a USB
You probably have to you know get your head to look behind because it's probably a flat screen
So every HD it's all by the HDMI ports that you hook up to your TV. There's a USB. Oh
Yeah, I checked all of my TVs. They all have a US. Oh my gosh. That's awesome
I do this next one when I blow out candles because I'm always having candles lit, but I'm also always running out the door
She lit and then she quit
But I do and I know you've done this and I know everybody listening that was really good
Can we just did you not hear my?
Just want to recognize go ahead. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I know you've all done this
Where you think you turn the stove off or you think you blew the candle out or you turned your hair straightener or iron off
But like you're not a hundred percent sure yeah, and nine times out of ten
You've done it like you did the smart thing, but it was such a whirlwind that you're not sure they say to do something unusual
When you do it so that you'll remember and you attach them
I say I'm blowing out the candle stop it and I blow the candle out and it's absurd that I'm talking to myself and telling myself
But I remember later did I blow that oh yeah, I did because I did that weird thing because I said that weird thing
On the lines of the candle, you know how it burns. Are you a candle? You're a candle burn
I love candles
You know how it burns like to the end and you have to kind of tip it over and you try to not burn your finger
But then now you have all the black soot on your hand. Are you ready for this so ready like a piece of spaghetti
Yeah, light it on fire now. You've got a long stick
It reaches the bottom to the wick and you're in the clear
Oh my gosh who knew that they lit on fire, but they do and guess what then you put that in your body too all these flammable
Objects we're putting in our bodies. Oh, I know right well then you can just like chomp on the spaghetti if you want
Listen Italians live forever eat the spaghetti. This is true
Fill a water bottle up halfway and then lay the water bottle sideways in the freezer
So now like the you know it looks like a boat on the side
So it's a hundred percent frozen and when you take it out half of it is free half of it's frozen ice and fill up the
Water so now you will have you know cold water until that entire block of ice
Oh my gosh, you know how all the time especially with a plastic water bottle
You're always trying to fit the ice in the top of it and you can't fit it hundred percent and fit
Yeah, I just it there's I keep saying it, but they're like stupid. I know they're stupid easy
Easy is what I mean that you would think you'd think of it on your own
I know you don't know the best way to protect your mental health
I have a lot coming to my mind. What's yours? Well, so what I read like an easy
Yeah, easy way
This isn't we're not gonna go into depth here cuz we've done that in many podcasts already
But if we're just going for like a simple life hack
Yeah, the easiest way is to recognize when you're really in a high point in your life
recognize it happy happy high. Yeah, happy high and
Know in the back of your mind
It's sort of like you're gonna call me a Debbie Downer
But know that it's not always gonna stay up there. It's temporary. Yeah, it's temporary
So that when you do go into that low point of your life, maybe you're you know
Feeling alone or a little it depressed know that it's not always gonna stay there because you were at that high and
You know, it's going you're gonna come out of it
So if you can just recognize when you're in the high that you're gonna go low and when you're in the low part that it's going
To go back to high. Yeah, it just makes it a little easier life
Just me becomes a little easier that it's not permanent. Nothing is permanent. Yeah, yes
and so if you can just think about that and
You know, it's a little little life hack. Just know it's it's all gonna be okay
That goes alongside of putting Carly in a big box to sell at the end of the month
We're not gonna get that much money to travel
I don't know how much we're gonna make on that. It's all temporary Carly. It's all temporary
All right, my last one is just as profound
It's about saving money. Oh, tell us in a very very small way very small way
But inflation right now every small cent matters. So insane Costco BJ's wholesale. They're all in bulk, right?
Right in the long run
It's essentially cheaper to do that even though you're getting a lot of a product and it might be more expensive like in one shot
Do that
Especially with dish soap and then pour them in ice cube trays again. What I love a nice open the pod up
No, a dish soap like oh dish liquid liquid liquid. Okay. Yes. I'm sorry dish with liquid in like the big
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Mm-hmm pour it into your ice cube trays and then freeze them
And that's a pod and now you can pop it out of the ice cube tray and put it in your dishwasher
Oh, I think that's the best one that you've told me today. Is that not wild? Yes
That's the best one you've told me today. So now you're yeah, just like in bulk
I don't think you can do it with like laundry detergent. Yeah, you probably couldn't freeze on well that would get all over everything
So like it's a dishwasher only thing
But buying in bulk has its perks and that is a huge one because the little pods get really expensive
Oh, my gosh, they're so expensive
You don't get a lot of them and really you're just paying for the cute container
I'll buy the ugly jug hundred percent. Yeah, try it
All right. Are you ready to get a little deep? Yeah, let's dive. Oh my god
And I said deep because I didn't want you to say deep dive
All right, so as I was reading up on these life hacks I started researching and now it's new to everybody new to me
There's many podcasts about life hacks
But this one that I found that I really liked was interviewing this man called Frank fume
And I will tell Victoria to put it in the show notes. Just told you did you just tell me? Yeah, I just told you right now
Cool in front of everybody. Thank you accountability
He wrote a book called running with your head down. He
Talks about two life hacks when I was listening to the podcast it really hit me about owning a business and
About kids because he talked about is there little businesses
Hopefully one day these kids make me money
He had some really good insight on if you own a business and I know Victoria's gonna feel the same way you own a business or you
Just you work all the time you lose yourself. There's no
Differentiation between yeah your business and you you become the identity of the business and the identity of business is you
Yeah, there's no in between same thing with your kids when you have kids and you are in it
You lose your identity you lose who you are. There is no split. You are them. They are you
That's really hard. It's that's an ideal
That's not wanted
I was like it is no, it's not ideal, but it happens. Yeah happens and this guy
Is a huge entrepreneur and he was a CEO and he said I you know, I would come home from work
I
Maybe would spend an hour with my kids and I go right back on the computer and I'd work for the rest of the night
Which I know that's what Victoria and I do every single day
And that happens even if you don't own a business with your kids
They come home from school. Maybe you volunteer all day at school. They come home from school
You're with them all day like you lose yourself. You have no
Identity left you're too tired to do this stuff for you at the end of the day
So he came up with two hacks and this is why I said it's really deep because you really have to
Think about this and even see if you're able to do it and his first hack is hire your weakness
Oh hire out like we're not good employee
In higher high boy. Gotcha hire your weakness. Yeah, if you are not good, like, what are we not good?
We need so many employees
Oh, that's too much but pick one pick one. Okay, and hire that weakness and hire not like maybe might not even be
You know monetarily, right especially as a parent, you know, just what you're not good at let somebody else do it
Yeah, because you don't have to do everything and that alleviates some time
It alleviates some stress and I think that we could benefit with that, you know hiring a weakness in the company
As well as the kids. I'm not great at
School projects that stresses me out. Okay, so I'm hiring my weakness
That's because you keep them in the school bag until the night before and then you need to do it last nobody needs to know the why
Just know
I'm not good at that. Well then hire me. I'm good at that. I'm done. You're hired
Melody has a project you next week. You're hired. Oh, okay on insects. I'm out
Second on insects. I know no
insects
It's like what are they teaching her in second grade
I'll do insects for 500. Thank you diorama next week
The second hack is to find a peer group who understands you in business
Find a peer group that maybe feels the same way you do like or also find a peer group that you enjoy going to you know
For us, it would be going to fitness classes, right?
That's what we like to do, but we don't get to do it
Right, so we need to go do that find people that are like-minded people that do what we do if you are a parent
Find a mom group find a dad group go to the park, you know or what I found was take your kids out of school
For a day. That's what our mom used to do all the time to like rejuvenate her mind
Rejuvenate us from the daily grind. She would be like we're staying home from school today and we're going to the zoo
We're staying home from school today, and you're we're gonna go to New York for the day
I love that. Yeah, and I wish I did it more with my kids. She'd wake me up and go you don't feel well
Really, I don't now you gotta stay from school. Oh, okay
So find like-minded people and
Just enjoy try to find the enjoyment of why you do the things you do whether it's work whether it's parenting and hire your weakness
It's okay to have a weakness find somebody that it is their strength
All right, we're gonna play a little game and
Carly for once has absolutely no idea actually. This is how we started with Carly not knowing what's going on
I know and then I took control I took over and then you know
I'm a hoverist mother or the norm happened, but we're coming back
So Carly's in the dark here Carly on the spot
But also with a twist so it's called what kind of Girl Scout are you? Oh my gosh
So I figured life hacks Girl Scouts learn a lot of tips and tricks, right?
So what kind of Girl Scout are you? We have to set the scene you're kind of on a desert island, but you're glamping I
Want to be a part of this troop. I had to make it a little realistic for her to to dive into the actual
Well, choices here.
So you're glamping.
Let me get my head right.
Hold on. OK. All right.
I'm on a desert island.
You're on a desert island and I'm glamping with some internet.
No. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't you don't get to make you have to make things up here.
You have to pick one. OK.
An absolute. An absolute.
You like absolutes. I love them.
You hate them on this desert island.
You have internet access,
but you can only look on Wikipedia or unlimited music access.
Unlimited music access.
Because I'll make up dances all day long.
That's just true. That was stupid. OK.
I didn't say I was good at this.
All right. So for one little moment, you have a group of helpers.
You can only get one.
You've been on this desert island for 30 days plus.
60 days plus. OK.
Oh, to keep upping.
90 days plus. OK.
90 day fiance. Hair done or eyebrows done.
Well, Ombré's coming back in.
Eyebrows done.
You forgot your phone charger forever and ever.
Amen. Whoa. Never going to get it.
Never going to get it. Never going to get it.
Or your computer charger.
Well, my phone is my computer, so phone charger.
But there's a lot of things you can't do on your phone
that you can do on your computer.
I have to work on my computer, so I'm happy never to do that again.
That was stupid.
You have access to a tent or a shower.
Oh, that's not an either or.
Yeah, a tent or a shower.
So I'm either sleeping in the open or I'm showering.
One million percent showering.
And in my tent. No.
You forgot a few items.
Did you remember your makeup bag or your toothbrush?
Oh, well, who am I with?
Every now and then there's a celebrity that comes on.
What? I can probably make some makeup out of sand and clam shells and like.
Like an exfoliator and stuff like that.
I'm going with toothbrush.
You only have one thing for your survival.
Whether it's mental or physical for this one, I'm not sure.
Coffee or water can't drink the ocean.
But how do you make how do you make coffee without water?
There's no questions.
It's just this is just coffee or water, which you drink both of a lot.
I if I had unlimited coffee,
I could figure out how to split the coffee into water and I could have both
because I'm not scientifically amazing.
Oh, caffeine just does that for you.
Yeah. When's that going to kick in?
Caffeine makes me happy.
Not smart.
Happy and smarter.
Two different things.
I'm going with the coffee.
Would you rather sunburn like a lobster indefinitely every day or stuck on a raft?
Oh, but I'm going to get sunburn stuck on the raft
because the ocean is going to reflect the sun onto me anyway.
So not if you have sand makeup.
There's I hate, you know, I hate the water.
You have one television.
A mix of New Girl and Friends episode is your option.
Or one episode of Bravo on repeat.
But like the best episode.
Probably Vanderpoom reunion.
That hasn't even happened yet.
I know, I just know it's.
I'm going with New Girl Friends
because I can watch that and find something different in every single episode every single time.
Guess what?
What? You didn't survive.
You died on the glamping desert island.
You are not a Girl Scout.
When we never decide, am I by myself?
Well, that was as good as how horrible my questions were.
So that I'll be taking.
I'll be taking the game back over next week.
Yeah, you're surprisingly good at that.
That was horrible.
OK, well, here's the thing with your real tip and your real extra tip.
The whole episode was that.
Your real tip is listen to all these hacks.
Do them.
Your real extra tip is ignore the game that we just.
Oh, my God, that was perfect.
That's perfect. Done.
That was fun.
Sometimes it's fun to just have fun.
Feel like sometimes people think they constantly need to change themselves
and like work on themselves and improve and be better.
And yes, that's fine.
But sometimes it's OK to just like be just be happy.
You just remember you are always fit to be real
and always allowed to be a little extra.
I can hear you on a desert island going,
hey, is it garlic to like the seagulls?
Because there's no one else to talk to.
Hey, a fan is a fan is a fan.
Do seagulls mimic like parrots do?
Eventually, it depends on how long I'm there.
Can you imagine a whole bunch of like a flock of seagulls being like,
hey, guys, that's really, hey, guys, that's really.
And that's how I die.
Bye.
Wait, that's your glam squad, the seagulls.
A flock of seagulls.
They're doing your hair.
It's been done.
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