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Welcome to our third bonus episode of Fit to Be Real.

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And a lot extra.

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It's definitely a lot.

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Our previous episode, episode 14 with our brother, he left us with some little cliffhangers

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of really just inside stories that definitely need explanation.

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Yes.

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But they did not get explained.

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So we asked him to stay on the line and give us a little bit of insight on all of these

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things and we just couldn't hold it together.

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No, we could not and we won't.

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No, never.

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So enjoy.

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So in your full episode, you left us with some cliffhangers and one of them was tying us

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up.

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Can you explain to everybody what that means?

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Please.

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Just to clear the air of any possible negative thoughts.

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As you know, young siblings, I used to take my karate belt.

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Like you do.

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And tie you guys to like the banister of this staircase.

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And you guys would just let me do it.

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And then I would just like leave you there for a while.

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Oh my God, forever.

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And we used to ask him to do it because he would be playing with us and then mom would

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get home and we'd be like, mom, Billy Titus did the baddest thing again.

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And you'd get in trouble.

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You know, yeah, it was, I mean, yeah, it was fine.

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I enjoyed it.

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He enjoyed being able to tie us up, leave us there and then go play video games.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It was like burning a witch at the stake without fire.

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Oh my God.

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Well, explain.

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Get on the Billy, please.

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God, I really would rather not.

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You said you brought it up.

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No, you have to.

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And you have to explain it right.

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Get on the Billy was a game we played as young children, not a book.

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And it had to do with me pretending to be like a horse.

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And you guys would get on my back.

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You know, I'd be on the ground like a horse on all fours.

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You would get it right.

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Yeah.

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I won't.

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No, I will not say that.

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You got you sat on my back.

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There we go.

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I would gallop and buck around the house to try to throw you off of my back.

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It was more of a violent game than anything else.

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I've never heard it explained.

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It sounds worse in explanation than in title.

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Now that I'm listening to it was after dinner, mom would be doing the dishes and she'd be

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like, go play.

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So we'd be like, let's play get on the Billy and we get on your back until you bucked us

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off and then we would hit our head on the coffee table cry and say, mom, always wanted

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to play it like again and again.

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It's like when you play, you know, with your parent and or like when your kids play want

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to play with you guys and you're like, yeah, go, go do something else.

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Go do something else.

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Yeah.

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Like, yeah, that's what we did.

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So we it was our it was our version of playing in traffic.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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I thought of one that was not brought up in the last episode.

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Carly and I were cheerleaders before Billy was a cheerleader.

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Oh yeah.

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Are we surprised that we were bases and not flyers?

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First of all, second of all, we would come home and want to try to like do our stunts

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over the couch and you know, just to be safe.

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And so we would make Billy like cheer a base and cheer.

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But he didn't like counting the way that or he just like wanted to stick it to the man

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because we were asking him to count.

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That's what she said.

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So and I forget I the accounts are five, six, seven, eight down, up, catch.

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Right.

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Right.

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Right.

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And he would do 99 a hundred down, up, catch.

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Oh my God.

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And I truly think it was just to be like, you want me to do that?

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No, I'll only do it if we can't like this.

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But that's what I know.

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That was yeah, I was sticking it to the man and then became the number one cheerleader

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in the United States.

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So I feel like a thank you is in order.

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Oh my gosh, you're welcome.

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Oh my gosh.

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Fuck you.

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Last one.

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We talked.

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We said it a few times and nobody's going to understand in the first episode when we

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are very angry at each other, we say idiot, jerk, jerk, that's idiot, jerk, jerk and

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what's sell them.

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Why?

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Because when I was really mad at Billy one time and these are all words we like weren't

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allowed to say.

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Oh my gosh.

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And I was like, you, you idiot.

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Dark.

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Shark.

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What?

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And Billy was like, you idiot.

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What?

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Now it did to turn into a joke.

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Yeah.

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So many years later, I we still say it.

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It's more in like a take the mood down, like lighten it up now.

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It's an idiot or I'll say it.

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But it's a we say it all Christmas long when the mood is at a high at a fever pitch.

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It's all one word.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That is how it originated though.

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Ready on three.

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One, two, three.

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Idiot.

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Idiot.

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No, Billy on three.

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God damn it.

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99 100 down.

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Yeah.

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It's ready on.

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Well, is it is it on three or is it three go or is it one, two, three say it?

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What is one, two, three say it?

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My God.

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How do you have two masters degree?

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I don't.

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I don't.

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Don't you remember?

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No.

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I don't listen.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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Ready to go.

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Two, three.

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Say it.

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Idiot.

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Idiot.

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Isn't that what you said to do?

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I'm just being really specific.

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You said one, two, three say it.

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And this is how we grew up with trying to fight with him was exactly like this.

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And then it just went until you were too tired to fight with him anymore.

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You should have been a lawyer, Bill.

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I'm winning.

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I will not leave until we all say it together.

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Okay.

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I need you to tell me how to say one, two, three.

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Idiot.

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Dork.

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Church was ready.

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Okay.

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Got it.

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Ready?

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One, two, three.

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Idiot.

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Dork.

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Church was you win.

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Bill, you win.

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You win.

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I'm over it.

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Okay.

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Guys, we've been on the phone for three hours and five minutes.

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I need to get to work.

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Okay.

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Goodbye.

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Bye.

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Bye guys.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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So yeah, that's about as real as it gets.

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He did tell us bye, but Billy is the number one Irish goodbyer ever or at least wants

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to be, but he never gets away with it.

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So we appreciate him actually saying goodbye.

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And yeah, there's a lot more of where that came from.

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Yeah.

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We're excited to have him back on and give us some more insight on life with Billy.

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So thanks for listening to the Mayo family stories.

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Your original real extra.

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He was born real extra and it trickled down into us.

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So thanks for listening.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.