Welcome to our third bonus episode of Fit to Be Real.
And a lot extra.
It's definitely a lot.
Our previous episode, episode 14 with our brother, he left us with some little cliffhangers
of really just inside stories that definitely need explanation.
Yes.
But they did not get explained.
So we asked him to stay on the line and give us a little bit of insight on all of these
things and we just couldn't hold it together.
No, we could not and we won't.
No, never.
So enjoy.
So in your full episode, you left us with some cliffhangers and one of them was tying us
up.
Can you explain to everybody what that means?
Please.
Just to clear the air of any possible negative thoughts.
As you know, young siblings, I used to take my karate belt.
Like you do.
And tie you guys to like the banister of this staircase.
And you guys would just let me do it.
And then I would just like leave you there for a while.
Oh my God, forever.
And we used to ask him to do it because he would be playing with us and then mom would
get home and we'd be like, mom, Billy Titus did the baddest thing again.
And you'd get in trouble.
You know, yeah, it was, I mean, yeah, it was fine.
I enjoyed it.
He enjoyed being able to tie us up, leave us there and then go play video games.
Yeah.
It was like burning a witch at the stake without fire.
Oh my God.
Well, explain.
Get on the Billy, please.
God, I really would rather not.
You said you brought it up.
No, you have to.
And you have to explain it right.
Get on the Billy was a game we played as young children, not a book.
And it had to do with me pretending to be like a horse.
And you guys would get on my back.
You know, I'd be on the ground like a horse on all fours.
You would get it right.
Yeah.
I won't.
No, I will not say that.
You got you sat on my back.
There we go.
I would gallop and buck around the house to try to throw you off of my back.
It was more of a violent game than anything else.
I've never heard it explained.
It sounds worse in explanation than in title.
Now that I'm listening to it was after dinner, mom would be doing the dishes and she'd be
like, go play.
So we'd be like, let's play get on the Billy and we get on your back until you bucked us
off and then we would hit our head on the coffee table cry and say, mom, always wanted
to play it like again and again.
It's like when you play, you know, with your parent and or like when your kids play want
to play with you guys and you're like, yeah, go, go do something else.
Go do something else.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, that's what we did.
So we it was our it was our version of playing in traffic.
Yeah.
Yep.
I thought of one that was not brought up in the last episode.
Carly and I were cheerleaders before Billy was a cheerleader.
Oh yeah.
Are we surprised that we were bases and not flyers?
First of all, second of all, we would come home and want to try to like do our stunts
over the couch and you know, just to be safe.
And so we would make Billy like cheer a base and cheer.
But he didn't like counting the way that or he just like wanted to stick it to the man
because we were asking him to count.
That's what she said.
So and I forget I the accounts are five, six, seven, eight down, up, catch.
Right.
And he would do 99 a hundred down, up, catch.
Oh my God.
And I truly think it was just to be like, you want me to do that?
No, I'll only do it if we can't like this.
But that's what I know.
That was yeah, I was sticking it to the man and then became the number one cheerleader
in the United States.
So I feel like a thank you is in order.
Oh my gosh, you're welcome.
Oh my gosh.
Fuck you.
Last one.
We talked.
We said it a few times and nobody's going to understand in the first episode when we
are very angry at each other, we say idiot, jerk, jerk, that's idiot, jerk, jerk and
what's sell them.
Why?
Because when I was really mad at Billy one time and these are all words we like weren't
allowed to say.
Oh my gosh.
And I was like, you, you idiot.
Dark.
Shark.
What?
And Billy was like, you idiot.
What?
Now it did to turn into a joke.
Yeah.
So many years later, I we still say it.
It's more in like a take the mood down, like lighten it up now.
It's an idiot or I'll say it.
But it's a we say it all Christmas long when the mood is at a high at a fever pitch.
It's all one word.
Yeah.
That is how it originated though.
Ready on three.
One, two, three.
Idiot.
No, Billy on three.
God damn it.
99 100 down.
Yeah.
It's ready on.
Well, is it is it on three or is it three go or is it one, two, three say it?
What is one, two, three say it?
My God.
How do you have two masters degree?
I don't.
Don't you remember?
No.
I don't listen.
All right.
Here we go.
Ready to go.
Two, three.
Say it.
Idiot.
Isn't that what you said to do?
I'm just being really specific.
You said one, two, three say it.
And this is how we grew up with trying to fight with him was exactly like this.
And then it just went until you were too tired to fight with him anymore.
You should have been a lawyer, Bill.
I'm winning.
I will not leave until we all say it together.
Okay.
I need you to tell me how to say one, two, three.
Idiot.
Dork.
Church was ready.
Okay.
Got it.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Idiot.
Dork.
Church was you win.
Bill, you win.
You win.
I'm over it.
Okay.
Guys, we've been on the phone for three hours and five minutes.
I need to get to work.
Okay.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Bye guys.
Bye.
So yeah, that's about as real as it gets.
He did tell us bye, but Billy is the number one Irish goodbyer ever or at least wants
to be, but he never gets away with it.
So we appreciate him actually saying goodbye.
And yeah, there's a lot more of where that came from.
Yeah.
We're excited to have him back on and give us some more insight on life with Billy.
So thanks for listening to the Mayo family stories.
Your original real extra.
He was born real extra and it trickled down into us.
So thanks for listening.
Bye.