1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 21 reasons. What's that song? What? I'm trying to count the...
What's that song? Oh. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. I don't know what she says after
21 reasons. Why I do? I got 21 reasons why I do. Oh man. Is it working? I just handed
you that on a silver platter. Damn it. Just like clothes, it'll all change. Yeah, Facebook
will be... Facebook will be vintage. I like that you're having trouble speaking today.
I'm old. Leave me alone. You're doing great. You're doing great. Listen to us because we
don't get paid. So if you're not getting paid, you're going to tell the truth. Oh my God.
Okay. What do you think you're pretty? And so... That was a mean girl reference. Yeah,
we know. You're mean. And you're a girl. From the movie mean girls. I'm a big overshare.
If I think I'm not being heard, I'm going to tell you it again and then I'm going to
try to do it differently. I'm a big ignore. And if I don't want to listen, I don't. Yep.
Your story. A little side, little vignette story. Our mom loves Instagram. She gave
up sending Instagram reels for Lent and she lasted, I don't know, six hours? She was like,
I can't do it. That's generous. But she gets a lot of her information on Instagram and
my husband, Andrew, will hear some of the things she says and she'll say, Carmella, where'd
you get that? Where'd you get that little tip? Where'd you get that information? And she'll
say, Oh, I heard it on NPR. She'll lie. Knowing full well that she heard it on Instagram because
Andrew will say, Oh, okay. All right. And backs off because if she says Instagram, he'll
be like, Carmella, don't listen to that. But if you ever ask Carmella where she hears her
tips and she says NPR, she's lying. Well, here's the thing. She does listen to NPR. She does.
And she has figured out the formula, how to get around Andrew's inquisitive nature of
facts. Correct. And it took a little bit of time. So she fought with him for a little
bit of time before she realized NPR was the, was the shut down. Yeah. She'll shut it down
with NPR. And until he hears this and then we'll know the secret I just gave away. She's
going to have to find another source. Yeah. Sorry, mom. Yeah. I'm a big bee. People are
learning that about me. She's a bumblebee. That's why she holds her emotion in because
if she has a stinger and she uses it, she'll die.
All right, let's end this. I would like to skin cycle you. We don't have a cycle every
day as groundhogs day. There's no cycling for us every day we wake up. We have to do
the same thing. It's called rinse and repeat. That's exactly what it is. Rinse and repeat,
except we don't rinse and we just repeat. Bye. Bye.