WEBVTT 00:00:07.720 --> 00:00:10.759 Welcome to Fit To Be Real. And a little extra. 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:12.779 Oh, we're in the screen. Was that a question? 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:17.000 Yeah. You were like. I didn't know. We had no 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:19.339 setup today. No. We just were like, we have to 00:00:19.339 --> 00:00:21.379 do this in 20 minutes. Let's get it done. Put 00:00:21.379 --> 00:00:25.160 it on. And we did. We are struggling today. But 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:27.980 we're here. But not because we're like hung over 00:00:27.980 --> 00:00:30.559 or anything. It's a Tuesday. I don't think anyone 00:00:30.559 --> 00:00:32.679 thought that. Well, when you say you're struggling, 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:34.740 usually it's because like you don't feel good. 00:00:34.759 --> 00:00:38.229 We feel fine. We're mentally struggling. We're 00:00:38.229 --> 00:00:40.009 mentally struggling. But what's different than 00:00:40.009 --> 00:00:42.590 any other week? I feel like we say that every 00:00:42.590 --> 00:00:47.789 week. Yeah, we do, actually. If I think about 00:00:47.789 --> 00:00:51.570 it, we do. I'm Victoria. Hey, guys. I'm Carly. 00:00:51.990 --> 00:00:55.990 And we're in rare form. We are in rare form. 00:00:56.049 --> 00:00:57.350 I am going to take my sweater off because now 00:00:57.350 --> 00:00:58.850 I'm hot. I was really cold, but now I'm hot. 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:04.319 So yeah, our thought process today was we don't 00:01:04.319 --> 00:01:07.060 have the mental capacity for real facts, and 00:01:07.060 --> 00:01:08.980 we don't have the mental capacity for anything 00:01:08.980 --> 00:01:11.680 serious. You're not saying that right. You're 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:14.299 saying mental capacity. You're saying mental 00:01:14.299 --> 00:01:18.719 capacity. Mental capacity. Say it again. Mental 00:01:18.719 --> 00:01:21.519 capacity. Say it again. Mental capacity, mental 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:24.019 capacity, mental capacity. I can't hear it anymore, 00:01:24.060 --> 00:01:26.480 never mind. I thought you were saying like mental 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:29.159 tepacity or something like that. We don't have 00:01:29.159 --> 00:01:32.459 the mental tecapity for that either, whatever 00:01:32.459 --> 00:01:36.579 you just said. Forget it, move along. You know, 00:01:36.659 --> 00:01:38.939 state of the world is insane. So we are going 00:01:38.939 --> 00:01:41.859 to have... Some fun? Yeah, we're going to have 00:01:41.859 --> 00:01:43.620 some fun. We're going to ask each other some 00:01:43.620 --> 00:01:46.219 stupid questions. And by we, I mean, I'm going 00:01:46.219 --> 00:01:48.879 to ask Victoria, but also answer them myself 00:01:48.879 --> 00:01:52.359 after she answers the way I want her to. So that 00:01:52.359 --> 00:01:56.260 is where we are today. We needed something frivolous 00:01:56.260 --> 00:01:59.560 and not serious because we've had a very serious 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:02.859 morning. And she said frivolous. I said frivolous. 00:02:03.019 --> 00:02:05.060 It reminds me of a party dress. Don't ask me 00:02:05.060 --> 00:02:09.719 why. Do you mean whimsical? No. Like frills, 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:16.919 I don't know. We're not okay. Oh my, wow. Yeah, 00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:20.560 we're just trying to lighten the mood of the 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:27.240 world today. One podcast episode at a time. Pray 00:02:27.240 --> 00:02:33.180 for us. Pray for us. Okay, so let's just say 00:02:33.180 --> 00:02:37.310 and Anthony find our sanity. What does it come 00:02:37.310 --> 00:02:39.750 around? Something has been lost, but not and 00:02:39.750 --> 00:02:42.409 must be found. It must be found. Right. Listen, 00:02:42.810 --> 00:02:45.689 Carly can find nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing 00:02:45.689 --> 00:02:48.050 is funny. Nothing is good right now. He's like, 00:02:48.050 --> 00:02:53.090 I can't help you. You're on your own. So, yeah, 00:02:53.090 --> 00:02:56.349 so we couldn't we couldn't deep dive, as Victoria 00:02:56.349 --> 00:02:59.430 likes to say, into anything serious because this 00:02:59.430 --> 00:03:01.229 everything is serious right now. So we're going 00:03:01.229 --> 00:03:03.849 to be silly. Let's say it again for the people 00:03:03.849 --> 00:03:07.599 in the back. Frivolous. Okay, Victoria, I'm gonna 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:09.639 ask you some questions. Don't say my name. I 00:03:09.639 --> 00:03:11.979 know, it's weird. It is. It's very weird. Don't 00:03:11.979 --> 00:03:15.219 say my name. Say my name. When no one is around 00:03:15.219 --> 00:03:17.800 you. Don't say. Say, baby, I love you. Don't 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:21.180 say. Just gonna say that. Short answers only 00:03:21.180 --> 00:03:25.000 will be accepted. I will cut you off. Okay. Because 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:29.800 there are things to get done. So, these are so 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:34.550 stupid. I have no idea what she's looked at. 00:03:34.909 --> 00:03:37.469 Okay. If animals could talk, which one would 00:03:37.469 --> 00:03:46.650 be the rudest? A cat? Oh, no way. What? A cat 00:03:46.650 --> 00:03:49.430 would not be the rudest. A cat would be the most, 00:03:49.430 --> 00:03:55.050 like, could care less about life. Not the rudest. 00:03:55.229 --> 00:03:58.740 Okay. Well, what? First of all, It's my answer. 00:03:59.460 --> 00:04:04.180 What do you think, Carly? Like a camel. Or a 00:04:04.180 --> 00:04:07.000 giraffe. You don't know animals. Yes, I do. No. 00:04:07.500 --> 00:04:12.080 It would be like a ferret. The rudest? A cat 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:14.460 would be rude. Did you not watch Homeward Bound? 00:04:14.939 --> 00:04:18.160 She is sassy. Her name is sassy. And she couldn't 00:04:18.160 --> 00:04:23.160 be more rude to... Jinx? It's definitely not 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:25.899 jinx. It's not jinx. Jinx is from Hocus Pocus. 00:04:27.379 --> 00:04:31.259 Bull terrier mix and then the lab. Yeah, I don't 00:04:31.259 --> 00:04:34.100 know the name, but I don't think it's a cat. 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:38.240 I think a cat is, I'm going to use another big 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.240 word here for me today, because that's how I'm 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:44.660 feeling. Nonchalant about life. I think you don't 00:04:44.660 --> 00:04:47.759 know animals. That's what I think. Well, I'm 00:04:47.759 --> 00:04:50.500 also allergic to cats, so we'll never have one. 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:55.550 You were sassy. Yes, I was. OK. Shadow. Sassy. 00:04:55.930 --> 00:04:58.529 Shadow. And Chance. I was close. Chance. Michael 00:04:58.529 --> 00:05:01.649 J. Fox. What a good movie for all you out there. 00:05:01.769 --> 00:05:03.649 Watch Homeward Bound Again with your kids. That's 00:05:03.649 --> 00:05:06.329 such a good flick. Wait, you know the trend of 00:05:06.329 --> 00:05:10.149 like, dad, what were you in the 90s or whatever? 00:05:10.589 --> 00:05:14.050 So the kid that was shadows. Yeah, I sent it 00:05:14.050 --> 00:05:16.129 to you. Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't know what he, 00:05:16.389 --> 00:05:18.569 I don't know what their adult faces look like. 00:05:18.610 --> 00:05:20.430 So some of them I'm like, oh, that you're clearly 00:05:20.430 --> 00:05:22.750 the kid from Sandlot. And some of them are like, 00:05:22.829 --> 00:05:24.589 wait, who's this going to be? And he was one. 00:05:24.990 --> 00:05:26.550 Well, there's a lot of people that are doing 00:05:26.550 --> 00:05:28.889 it just like to their doppelgangers. And you 00:05:28.889 --> 00:05:30.149 look in the comments and they're like, dude, 00:05:30.149 --> 00:05:32.829 this isn't you. But somebody has been saying 00:05:32.829 --> 00:05:35.370 that you look like this person. But that was 00:05:35.370 --> 00:05:38.089 that guy. Yeah. Yeah. OK. Let's not say names 00:05:38.089 --> 00:05:40.509 or facts or anything. No, that's not what today 00:05:40.509 --> 00:05:43.189 is about. Yeah. But it would be a camel or a 00:05:43.189 --> 00:05:44.750 giraffe. That is the correct answer. God, it 00:05:44.750 --> 00:05:48.350 wouldn't be a giraffe. You are insane. Insane. 00:05:49.079 --> 00:05:52.660 It would be an alpaca or a llama. Oh, an alpaca 00:05:52.660 --> 00:05:55.379 is pretty nasty. It would be an alpaca. Yeah. 00:05:55.620 --> 00:05:58.660 And a cat. And a camel and a giraffe. OK. Do 00:05:58.660 --> 00:06:01.639 you think ghosts wear clothes or are they just 00:06:01.639 --> 00:06:04.519 naked forever? They're not naked forever. That 00:06:04.519 --> 00:06:09.480 is so much more horrifying. To be naked? To think 00:06:09.480 --> 00:06:11.379 like you're being haunted, like my house is a 00:06:11.379 --> 00:06:17.040 ghost and he's naked. No, I think you are a ghost 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:20.750 in whatever you died in. So then how come people 00:06:20.750 --> 00:06:23.970 haven't seen ghosts in like a crop top and baggy 00:06:23.970 --> 00:06:29.310 cargo pants yet? It's always in Renaissance gear 00:06:29.310 --> 00:06:33.629 or soldier from back in the day from like Gettysburg. 00:06:33.689 --> 00:06:38.850 It's never like in a Britney Spears outfit. Explain 00:06:38.850 --> 00:06:42.850 that. Because I think it takes a long time to 00:06:42.850 --> 00:06:45.970 break the veil. To become a ghost? To become 00:06:45.970 --> 00:06:51.459 an entity that could be Felt seen or heard Yeah, 00:06:51.699 --> 00:06:54.240 so you think are are the people of this generation 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:55.779 that have died or not there yet? They're not 00:06:55.779 --> 00:06:57.740 there yet Give it a few more decades and then 00:06:57.740 --> 00:07:02.819 you're gonna be like I Feel like that's coming 00:07:02.819 --> 00:07:05.720 sooner than later poor Brittany She's a clone 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:09.620 Okay, fine. How long would it take you to notice 00:07:09.620 --> 00:07:16.959 if I was replaced by a clone? Five seconds. Why? 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:20.360 Because they would speak in full sentences. They 00:07:20.360 --> 00:07:23.240 would say nonchalant and frivolous in the correct 00:07:23.240 --> 00:07:27.259 way. And they wouldn't be allergic to fun and 00:07:27.259 --> 00:07:31.720 laughter and wine and beer. I don't think I would 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:36.699 notice if you were a clone very quickly. Why? 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:39.939 Because I think a clone is a clone for a reason. 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:43.920 They're very good at being you. But also Very 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:47.100 obviously not the person. Like I think there 00:07:47.100 --> 00:07:50.500 are tells. I think there are. Maybe the voice 00:07:50.500 --> 00:07:51.920 is a little bit different and you'd be like, 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:54.459 what are you sick? He'd be like little things, 00:07:54.699 --> 00:07:57.339 AKA Selena Gomez. Exactly. Or your face would 00:07:57.339 --> 00:08:01.040 be completely reconstructed. And you would only 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:03.139 talk with your bottom lip. Yeah, that's crazy. 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:04.759 That's a whole different episode. We can get 00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:07.120 into that. Look back to Wizard of Waverly Place. 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:11.300 She did not talk like that. Oh, OK. However, 00:08:11.399 --> 00:08:15.699 that is Botox. Would you eat me if we were stranded 00:08:15.699 --> 00:08:18.259 in the wilderness? Get out of my house. Get out 00:08:18.259 --> 00:08:22.139 of my house. If we were stranded in the wilderness. 00:08:22.339 --> 00:08:25.060 No, I would die. Yeah, I would die too. Cannibalism 00:08:25.060 --> 00:08:29.339 is absolutely insane. But what if I was already 00:08:29.339 --> 00:08:33.759 dead and you had to eat me to survive? I'd jump 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:39.000 off a cliff. No, you wouldn't. Oh, okay. You're 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:43.289 a rude cat. There's no that is I don't even eat 00:08:43.289 --> 00:08:48.009 meat. Yes, that would be the reason she does 00:08:48.009 --> 00:08:51.850 not eat me if I died in the wilderness. Are you 00:08:51.850 --> 00:08:54.750 a fish? If you had to haunt someone after you 00:08:54.750 --> 00:08:59.590 die, who would it be? Like, say you died tomorrow 00:08:59.590 --> 00:09:01.909 and all of a sudden you were the Britney Spears 00:09:01.909 --> 00:09:05.309 crop top cargo pants ghost and you were allowed 00:09:05.309 --> 00:09:08.389 to haunt somebody. Oh, what would be my outfit? 00:09:10.669 --> 00:09:13.309 I can only haunt one? You can only haunt one 00:09:13.309 --> 00:09:16.149 person and like they ask you listen you get one 00:09:16.149 --> 00:09:18.950 haunt for your the rest of your ghostly life 00:09:18.950 --> 00:09:24.970 who would it be? Someone young so I could do 00:09:24.970 --> 00:09:29.230 it longer. If I only get one I'm not gonna pick 00:09:29.230 --> 00:09:32.389 someone in their 70s because that's only like 00:09:32.389 --> 00:09:34.929 20 more years. Yeah but it's not like hey have 00:09:34.929 --> 00:09:36.870 chats with them every night it's haunt them. 00:09:39.049 --> 00:09:41.789 Are you trying to scare a little kid? I'm trying 00:09:41.789 --> 00:09:46.769 to do it for longer. Like if I want to haunt 00:09:46.769 --> 00:09:50.149 an enemy and they're already older. Pick somebody. 00:09:50.149 --> 00:09:52.149 And then I can't haunt anybody after that. Can 00:09:52.149 --> 00:09:54.509 I pick a new person when they die? Well, we didn't 00:09:54.509 --> 00:10:02.049 get there yet, but just pick one person. Three. 00:10:02.330 --> 00:10:09.330 Louis. He would love it. He would actually really 00:10:09.330 --> 00:10:12.690 love it. We would have fun. Dean and Melody would 00:10:12.690 --> 00:10:15.690 end up in a mental institution. Yeah. But Lewis 00:10:15.690 --> 00:10:18.629 would be like, Yaya's back. Yaya, I'm trying 00:10:18.629 --> 00:10:21.590 to sleep. I would give him the wrong answers 00:10:21.590 --> 00:10:25.409 to test questions. And he'd be like, it wasn't 00:10:25.409 --> 00:10:28.289 even me. We would have a good time. Yeah. OK. 00:10:28.330 --> 00:10:30.590 That's actually a really good haunt. I know. 00:10:32.970 --> 00:10:36.169 Andrew's going to probably die before me. So 00:10:36.169 --> 00:10:39.350 I can't haunt him. He's seven years older than 00:10:39.350 --> 00:10:46.710 me. So that's just math. So you're a fool. That's 00:10:46.710 --> 00:10:50.070 not how life works. Although I would haunt him 00:10:50.070 --> 00:10:53.049 until the death because you already do that in 00:10:53.049 --> 00:10:55.850 life. So I think you should find someone else. 00:10:55.950 --> 00:10:59.970 All right. I picked Victoria. Yes, I would haunt 00:10:59.970 --> 00:11:02.919 you. Be like, what are you doing? What's going 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:06.440 on? I would haunt you back as a live person I 00:11:06.440 --> 00:11:08.519 would do that if you can see me I would do things 00:11:08.519 --> 00:11:11.879 to make you uncomfortable as an alive person 00:11:11.879 --> 00:11:15.019 Yep, okay All right. This is gonna be really 00:11:15.019 --> 00:11:18.159 interesting and we all Anybody listening right 00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:21.480 now knows the answer to this question Do you 00:11:21.480 --> 00:11:24.320 think in your opinion? I'd survive in the wild 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:28.659 no or immediate. I was even done We're immediately 00:11:28.659 --> 00:11:32.120 get eaten Oh, immediately get eaten. We all knew 00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:35.220 this. You can't climb a tree. No. You don't know 00:11:35.220 --> 00:11:40.379 how to make shelter. You have absolutely no awareness 00:11:40.379 --> 00:11:43.669 of like... You would eat poison ivy you'd be 00:11:43.669 --> 00:11:48.570 like that leaf looks good like cilantro That 00:11:48.570 --> 00:11:54.629 must be a herb That must be a herb Cuz I'm a 00:11:54.629 --> 00:11:57.549 herbivore you are a fast runner though. Oh my 00:11:57.549 --> 00:12:00.730 god get out of here. I heard it I heard it too 00:12:00.730 --> 00:12:05.389 late. I'm not that fast you you would I could 00:12:05.389 --> 00:12:11.669 not outrun an animal Sloth so I You cannot run 00:12:11.669 --> 00:12:13.750 as long. We all know the answer. I would not 00:12:13.750 --> 00:12:15.870 last very long. I don't think I would last very 00:12:15.870 --> 00:12:18.149 long either, though. No, you would. I don't think 00:12:18.149 --> 00:12:20.389 I would. You would rub some sticks together and 00:12:20.389 --> 00:12:23.250 make fire. I would be talking to Wilson, the 00:12:23.250 --> 00:12:26.990 volleyball. But the question was... The question 00:12:26.990 --> 00:12:31.330 was get eaten. Yeah, right. Which means you have 00:12:31.330 --> 00:12:33.730 to know how to respond to different animals. 00:12:33.850 --> 00:12:37.549 And I don't... You put some hex on it with your 00:12:37.549 --> 00:12:40.820 mind and your... You'd be like, stay away. If 00:12:40.820 --> 00:12:43.700 I have that ability, so much would be different 00:12:43.700 --> 00:12:46.120 right now. We would not be having a mental breakdown 00:12:46.120 --> 00:12:52.299 this morning. Okay. Be honest. Who's mom's favorite 00:12:52.299 --> 00:13:08.480 and why is it not me? I think it's... I actually 00:13:08.480 --> 00:13:13.059 don't think it's any of us. Do you think it's 00:13:13.059 --> 00:13:17.220 the cat, Kashmir? No, she hates that. She hates 00:13:17.220 --> 00:13:20.720 my cat. You don't think any of us are her favorite? 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:26.159 Mom hates this question. I think she is a favor 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:29.399 the one you're with. Yes. And so in her mind, 00:13:29.639 --> 00:13:32.899 if we're ganging up on Billy, he's who she's 00:13:32.899 --> 00:13:35.899 defending and advocating for or whatever. If 00:13:35.899 --> 00:13:39.059 we're a gang up on Carly, That does hurt. Like 00:13:39.059 --> 00:13:44.379 she has no chill or compartmentalization abilities. 00:13:45.059 --> 00:13:48.460 So like we joke that Billy is the prodigal son. 00:13:48.580 --> 00:13:51.100 Yeah, he is like the world stops when he comes 00:13:51.100 --> 00:13:53.379 home. That's what happens when you move away. 00:13:53.840 --> 00:14:00.759 But I think we all equally disappoint her and 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:04.820 I think we all equally surprised her. Well, they 00:14:04.820 --> 00:14:08.090 did just Victoria took our mom to the ballet 00:14:08.090 --> 00:14:11.450 on Saturday did not invite me and they like went 00:14:11.450 --> 00:14:13.710 out to dinner and went to the ballet. So I think 00:14:13.710 --> 00:14:18.490 on Saturday you were her favorite. But not until 00:14:18.490 --> 00:14:20.370 we sat down and she forgot that we were fighting 00:14:20.370 --> 00:14:25.789 the whole time. We were late. Like it took 45 00:14:25.789 --> 00:14:27.929 minutes to get there. I don't like to be late. 00:14:28.590 --> 00:14:30.470 Mom's fine with being linked to everything. Like, 00:14:30.529 --> 00:14:32.610 oh, it's fine. And that's a great mentality because 00:14:32.610 --> 00:14:34.610 things happen. But we were in the second row. 00:14:34.710 --> 00:14:36.889 The tickets were in the second row of a very 00:14:36.889 --> 00:14:39.009 small theater. The Suzanne Roberts Theater is 00:14:39.009 --> 00:14:43.870 like 100 seats. And then all the streets on Broad 00:14:43.870 --> 00:14:47.370 Street were construction. So you couldn't just 00:14:47.370 --> 00:14:49.610 go around the corner to get into the parking 00:14:49.610 --> 00:14:52.230 garage or whatever. So we were running. She wore 00:14:52.230 --> 00:14:54.230 heels. Didn't think we were going to have to 00:14:54.230 --> 00:14:56.570 run. With a bad knee. With a bad knee. Yeah. 00:14:56.590 --> 00:14:58.730 She has like booties on with like big heels, 00:14:58.909 --> 00:15:03.389 so she's struggling. But also asking me every 00:15:03.389 --> 00:15:05.769 three steps. Is that the theater? Is it back 00:15:05.769 --> 00:15:07.830 there? Is it over here? Is this it? I'm like, 00:15:07.830 --> 00:15:09.409 I don't know any of these answers. I don't know 00:15:09.409 --> 00:15:11.730 any of these answers. And so I'm in a bad mood. 00:15:11.769 --> 00:15:13.450 So she's yelling at me for being in a bad mood. 00:15:13.450 --> 00:15:15.629 Hold please. I'm just getting a text message 00:15:15.629 --> 00:15:19.769 from our producer, CEO, that you're not checking 00:15:19.769 --> 00:15:22.870 your phone. And Pedro is actually our mom's favorite. 00:15:23.460 --> 00:15:27.960 Oh my God, he's right. And yes, I have three 00:15:27.960 --> 00:15:33.019 text messages. Imagine dying in your Halloween 00:15:33.019 --> 00:15:41.419 outfit. In your taco man. No. In your... You 00:15:41.419 --> 00:15:44.200 were from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Oh yeah, 00:15:44.320 --> 00:15:47.259 we're that. Oh my gosh. I had such lesbian cargo 00:15:47.259 --> 00:15:49.480 pants on that didn't fit me well. Mine would 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:51.980 have been. I cannot haunt in that. Perfect. Cher 00:15:51.980 --> 00:15:54.799 from Clueless. I would happily die in that. Oh, 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:58.840 you're annoying. I'm the favorite. You are. Wow, 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:00.860 you bypassed me and went to Carly. Good for you. 00:16:01.460 --> 00:16:05.799 No. Pedro's the favorite. I know. He texted you 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:07.980 to get my attention. It was that important to 00:16:07.980 --> 00:16:10.539 him. But also, imagine dying in your Halloween 00:16:10.539 --> 00:16:14.159 costume. Oh my god. Chiquita Banana? There actually 00:16:14.159 --> 00:16:17.980 might be a lot of Britney Spears. haunting you 00:16:17.980 --> 00:16:20.259 because if you dressed up as Britney Spears for 00:16:20.259 --> 00:16:24.600 Halloween. Yes. Or like a slutty nurse. Yeah. 00:16:24.840 --> 00:16:26.340 For the rest of your life. I was never those 00:16:26.340 --> 00:16:28.039 characters. I was always something funny. Like 00:16:28.039 --> 00:16:31.600 from the blank 182 cover. That nurse. I'm impressed 00:16:31.600 --> 00:16:34.700 that you know that. Oh yeah. I know. That's my 00:16:34.700 --> 00:16:38.299 era. He's right though. He is the favorite. I'm 00:16:38.299 --> 00:16:40.039 pretty sure mom professed her love to him the 00:16:40.039 --> 00:16:42.870 other night. I'm sure she did that. Unfortunately, 00:16:42.990 --> 00:16:44.929 paid her to a lot of people. I got it. Yeah, 00:16:44.929 --> 00:16:46.870 that's true. I got a picture of it. She was holding 00:16:46.870 --> 00:16:50.250 a giant bouquet of balloons and talking like 00:16:50.250 --> 00:16:53.870 this. Chin up because she couldn't see his head 00:16:53.870 --> 00:16:56.629 because he's so tall. He's too tall. And I took 00:16:56.629 --> 00:16:59.570 a picture and it was funny. All right. Anyway, 00:16:59.889 --> 00:17:05.089 so mom's favorite is the one she's with. Oh, 00:17:05.609 --> 00:17:07.950 God. Pedro just sent her a screenshot of what 00:17:07.950 --> 00:17:12.789 she just looked like, and it is haunting. Full 00:17:12.789 --> 00:17:16.589 circle. Full circle. Oh, you're the worst. Oh, 00:17:16.589 --> 00:17:20.109 OK. This is very hard. This is a hard question. 00:17:20.730 --> 00:17:25.750 OK. Be honest. What's one argument we had that 00:17:25.750 --> 00:17:30.269 you're still convinced that you were right? It 00:17:30.269 --> 00:17:31.710 wasn't my Sunday. I wasn't supposed to teach 00:17:31.710 --> 00:17:34.450 this past Sunday. Yes, it was your Sunday to 00:17:34.450 --> 00:17:36.970 teach. Yes, it was. It's been on the schedule 00:17:36.970 --> 00:17:40.460 forever, but in the order of the pattern. It 00:17:40.460 --> 00:17:42.740 was yours. But two months ago, when we went over 00:17:42.740 --> 00:17:46.519 the schedule with two months ago. But what Victoria's 00:17:46.519 --> 00:17:49.099 thing is, she doesn't check the schedule. So 00:17:49.099 --> 00:17:51.819 she never knows when she's teaching. If it's 00:17:51.819 --> 00:17:54.740 changed, she just doesn't look. So I knew I had 00:17:54.740 --> 00:17:56.799 to bring it up because I knew you hadn't looked. 00:17:57.579 --> 00:17:59.220 You didn't bring it up. I said I would offer 00:17:59.220 --> 00:18:00.640 to teach. You said it's not my Sunday. It's not 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:03.579 my Sunday. But it is. You did not win that. In 00:18:03.579 --> 00:18:08.079 terms of sequential every other, it technically 00:18:08.079 --> 00:18:11.670 was yours. St. Patrick's Day Sunday doesn't count 00:18:11.670 --> 00:18:14.309 because we both taught together. I taught stretch. 00:18:14.690 --> 00:18:17.589 You were a student, but I taught. You did not 00:18:17.589 --> 00:18:21.690 win that. If you had to delete one memory forever, 00:18:21.710 --> 00:18:28.170 what would it be this one right now? That we 00:18:28.170 --> 00:18:31.910 don't need another answer. Do you think your 00:18:31.910 --> 00:18:37.470 younger self would think you're cool? No, what? 00:18:37.529 --> 00:18:44.769 I think she would think I'm a cop out. Why? Because 00:18:44.769 --> 00:18:52.450 she was a lot more free. What? What are you copping 00:18:52.450 --> 00:18:57.589 out of? Like conforming to things and not actually... 00:18:57.589 --> 00:19:01.109 Hey, this is my answer. Shut up. Just shut up. 00:19:01.430 --> 00:19:04.069 Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Shut it up. Just 00:19:04.069 --> 00:19:07.680 shut up. Shut up. No, maybe not a cop out, but 00:19:07.680 --> 00:19:14.380 like. Freaking weird. Like I would like to own, 00:19:14.680 --> 00:19:16.539 I also, it's, I don't have the money to buy the 00:19:16.539 --> 00:19:19.940 things that I want to buy. But like outfit wise, 00:19:20.039 --> 00:19:22.200 like I do think, sometimes I do think twice, 00:19:22.200 --> 00:19:24.259 like don't wear that. People too much, people 00:19:24.259 --> 00:19:25.940 in the family would say too much. I don't feel 00:19:25.940 --> 00:19:29.980 like dealing with that. She wouldn't care. That's 00:19:29.980 --> 00:19:32.420 what I mean. Stuff like that. I think she still 00:19:32.420 --> 00:19:37.759 cared. But she did it anyway. Right. And now 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:42.799 I'm like, all right, I'll censor it. I do not 00:19:42.799 --> 00:19:45.599 agree. I think your younger self would think 00:19:45.599 --> 00:19:52.240 that you are very cool. I don't. Karlie's my 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:56.880 biggest censor. I know. My entire life. 37 years 00:19:56.880 --> 00:20:00.119 of censorship. Yet I'm the one buying you cow 00:20:00.119 --> 00:20:02.630 dresses. and horse sweaters. I know, maybe buy 00:20:02.630 --> 00:20:07.950 them that fit me. So you're welcome for readjusting 00:20:07.950 --> 00:20:10.670 and, you know, you can be loud and proud if you 00:20:10.670 --> 00:20:11.950 want. I don't care. I hate your face with your 00:20:11.950 --> 00:20:15.490 microphone again. No, I think she'd think I'm 00:20:15.490 --> 00:20:19.549 cool, but I definitely, she'd be like, step up. 00:20:21.250 --> 00:20:25.890 Like, I can't believe you would say that. Okay, 00:20:26.470 --> 00:20:33.059 cool. I can't believe you're offended. Okay, 00:20:33.220 --> 00:20:36.079 if we were in a reality show together, who would 00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:41.420 get voted off first? I don't know. I mean, I 00:20:41.420 --> 00:20:43.539 feel like that's like me getting eaten in the 00:20:43.539 --> 00:20:44.940 wild. I think that's a pretty easy answer. No, 00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:47.380 I think you're entertaining. I think you were, 00:20:47.779 --> 00:20:51.500 you... What kind of reality show? I don't know, 00:20:51.619 --> 00:20:54.440 but I would consider it even because I think 00:20:54.440 --> 00:20:56.960 you would be very opinionated and people would 00:20:56.960 --> 00:21:00.000 paint you as the villain on the show as like 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:05.779 the, she says what everybody's thinking. Yes, 00:21:05.779 --> 00:21:08.259 but I think about this sometimes. I wonder if 00:21:08.259 --> 00:21:11.519 I would be me on these shows or if I would be 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:14.059 like, you're on TV, just be smart. Do you know 00:21:14.059 --> 00:21:15.619 what I mean? Because in my head watching, I'm 00:21:15.619 --> 00:21:18.079 like, why would they say that? Yeah. So I wonder 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:20.000 because you forget about the cameras. Yeah. Yeah, 00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:22.099 maybe. But maybe we wouldn't because we're so 00:21:22.099 --> 00:21:25.200 hyper aware. But but we don't know. We will never 00:21:25.200 --> 00:21:27.980 know because it will never happen. I would never 00:21:27.980 --> 00:21:31.099 subject myself to that. Yeah, I don't. I honestly 00:21:31.099 --> 00:21:32.579 don't. I think it would be even because I think 00:21:32.579 --> 00:21:36.079 it would be. Keep us for different reasons, but 00:21:36.079 --> 00:21:38.640 also get rid of us for different reasons. Yeah. 00:21:39.599 --> 00:21:42.319 OK, I like that. It's a diplomatic answer. Yeah, 00:21:42.740 --> 00:21:46.180 we. would never be on a reality show. And people 00:21:46.180 --> 00:21:49.160 always said it to our mom. Oh, my gosh. Your 00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:51.920 life is not real. You should be on a reality 00:21:51.920 --> 00:21:54.960 show. And my mom was like, what you don't see 00:21:54.960 --> 00:21:57.579 is that from 8 p .m. on, I'm asleep with my mouth 00:21:57.579 --> 00:22:01.019 open in a chair with peanut M &Ms hanging in 00:22:01.019 --> 00:22:04.359 my hand. So like there's nothing like from 6 00:22:04.359 --> 00:22:07.380 a .m. on. Maybe it's wild. But from 8 p .m. on, 00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:11.380 she's asleep in a chair. It's true. So and also 00:22:11.380 --> 00:22:13.589 we don't like being the center of attention? 00:22:13.750 --> 00:22:17.829 No. At all. None of us. Like the St. Patrick's 00:22:17.829 --> 00:22:20.309 Day parade actually gives us the heebie -jeebies. 00:22:20.470 --> 00:22:22.329 I don't like anxiety, but at least favorite day. 00:22:22.349 --> 00:22:24.470 So I'm going to say heebie -jeebies. I don't 00:22:24.470 --> 00:22:28.710 like people looking at us. I don't like that. 00:22:28.710 --> 00:22:30.390 That's why we're not good business people either, 00:22:30.390 --> 00:22:32.049 because we don't like talking about our business. 00:22:32.109 --> 00:22:33.930 We're like, oh, let's talk about something else. 00:22:33.990 --> 00:22:36.109 I'm like, you don't have to come. Yeah, I don't 00:22:36.109 --> 00:22:38.170 need you. You're fine. You have stuff to do. 00:22:38.230 --> 00:22:40.569 I get it. When people are always like, oh, how 00:22:40.569 --> 00:22:42.990 see fit? I'm like, fine. Moving on. Yeah, I'm 00:22:42.990 --> 00:22:44.670 like, please don't please don't ask me and it's 00:22:44.670 --> 00:22:46.130 not because we don't like to talk about work 00:22:46.130 --> 00:22:50.589 I don't like talking about our Stuff I also don't 00:22:50.589 --> 00:22:53.490 like talking about work Well, yeah, but I don't 00:22:53.490 --> 00:22:57.410 like talking about me. I Really don't and that's 00:22:57.410 --> 00:22:59.509 I think what people don't think about me. Yeah, 00:22:59.509 --> 00:23:02.430 it's a joke I hate I'm very uncomfortable when 00:23:02.430 --> 00:23:05.029 people ask me questions about myself it's a character 00:23:05.029 --> 00:23:09.390 and honestly if you if If you believe Carly is 00:23:09.390 --> 00:23:13.599 who she is like on the stage to teach you really 00:23:13.599 --> 00:23:17.200 don't know her you know the character but she 00:23:17.200 --> 00:23:19.980 does a good job yeah i see my acting degree is 00:23:19.980 --> 00:23:22.440 paying is paying off yeah mom's getting all her 00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:31.700 money back okay rapid fire around i mean rapid 00:23:31.700 --> 00:23:38.319 fire pick one no elbows or no knees No elbows. 00:23:38.619 --> 00:23:42.059 Yeah, same. Would you rather always whisper or 00:23:42.059 --> 00:23:45.859 always shout? Whisper. We know this. Is cereal 00:23:45.859 --> 00:23:53.660 soup? No. Is cereal soup? Does soup mean just 00:23:53.660 --> 00:23:58.579 temperature? No. I guess there's cold soup. Yeah, 00:23:58.579 --> 00:24:01.180 cereal soup. That's like saying is a taco a sandwich 00:24:01.180 --> 00:24:03.440 or what was the first, a hot dog a sandwich or 00:24:03.440 --> 00:24:05.059 a taco? What was the first question we ever did? 00:24:05.660 --> 00:24:08.779 Next one is a hot dog sandwich. Oh, shut up. 00:24:09.740 --> 00:24:13.559 I think it's a taco. Wrong. Can you cry underwater? 00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:21.619 No, you would die. Yeah, that's true. Is that 00:24:21.619 --> 00:24:25.000 funny to you? Is that a funny answer? I'm so 00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:29.279 scared of water. OK. I'm going to laugh about 00:24:29.279 --> 00:24:32.859 it. She is. But I am petrified. But I can swim. 00:24:33.470 --> 00:24:35.609 If your thoughts had a smell, what would your 00:24:35.609 --> 00:24:37.430 smell like right now? I also need you to prove 00:24:37.430 --> 00:24:45.670 it. If my thought had a smell? Yeah. Good, I 00:24:45.670 --> 00:24:47.470 love this rapid fire. Well, Carly, this is not 00:24:47.470 --> 00:24:49.789 a rapid fire question. Who has this in their 00:24:49.789 --> 00:24:52.349 back pocket? If my thoughts had a smell, oh my 00:24:52.349 --> 00:24:53.990 God, go to the bathroom. I have to go to the 00:24:53.990 --> 00:24:55.589 bathroom. Oh my God, I'm on a roller coaster. 00:24:55.769 --> 00:25:00.109 She's shaking the couch. My thought as of this 00:25:00.109 --> 00:25:07.269 morning would be like, sandalwood and cabbage. 00:25:07.890 --> 00:25:10.170 My thought right now - You're right. Your younger 00:25:10.170 --> 00:25:12.750 self would not think you're cool. I'm sorry. 00:25:12.910 --> 00:25:17.289 I take it back. I take it way back. Victoria's 00:25:17.289 --> 00:25:20.089 younger self is like, sandalwood and cabbage? 00:25:20.750 --> 00:25:23.369 I hate my older self. It was a stressful thought 00:25:23.369 --> 00:25:27.210 process this morning. Right now, my thoughts 00:25:27.210 --> 00:25:31.250 would smell like citrus and patchouli. I don't 00:25:31.250 --> 00:25:34.980 know. Even worse. I hate you. Okay, I'm done 00:25:34.980 --> 00:25:36.440 with the rapid fire because she doesn't know 00:25:36.440 --> 00:25:42.420 how to do it anyway. I'm tired. If we combined 00:25:42.420 --> 00:25:50.019 into one person, who would be the control? You 00:25:50.019 --> 00:25:53.400 would be the head, but I would be the neck. So 00:25:53.400 --> 00:25:55.359 I couldn't turn the head unless you turned too? 00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:58.119 That's right. Okay. What's the weirdest thing 00:25:58.119 --> 00:26:00.680 you think we both do, but we never talk about? 00:26:00.759 --> 00:26:03.259 Hold on, that was from my Big Fat Greek wedding, 00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:05.299 by the way. That was not my thought. What a good 00:26:05.299 --> 00:26:08.319 movie. What did you just say? Side note, I watched 00:26:08.319 --> 00:26:10.720 Angels in the Out... I keep saying Angels in 00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:12.559 America, and I did not watch that with my children. 00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:14.779 Very different. We watched half of it because 00:26:14.779 --> 00:26:16.819 we can't watch a full movie at night. Angels 00:26:16.819 --> 00:26:18.579 in the Outfield. And it is... I haven't seen 00:26:18.579 --> 00:26:22.839 that in a long time. Such a good movie. I was 00:26:22.839 --> 00:26:24.359 saying the lines before they came out. It was 00:26:24.359 --> 00:26:26.519 like my Indiana Jones, and it was so weird. How 00:26:26.519 --> 00:26:29.039 do you know that? Because we watched it so often. 00:26:29.140 --> 00:26:31.700 I know, but I don't think I... Well, anyway, 00:26:32.099 --> 00:26:35.200 watch it. Angels in the Outfield. Okay. What's 00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:38.819 the weirdest thing? Sports. Sports? What's the 00:26:38.819 --> 00:26:40.720 weirdest thing you think we both do but never 00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:43.660 talk about? Watch your nose drip because you're 00:26:43.660 --> 00:26:47.869 laughing. I was getting a tissue. What's the 00:26:47.869 --> 00:26:49.930 weirdest, what? Say it again. My God. I was looking 00:26:49.930 --> 00:26:52.170 at your nose. What's the weirdest thing that 00:26:52.170 --> 00:26:59.509 we both do but never talk about? The weirdest 00:26:59.509 --> 00:27:04.089 thing that we both do. I mean, I'm sure there's 00:27:04.089 --> 00:27:07.069 a lot. I mean, this isn't weird. Some people 00:27:07.069 --> 00:27:12.549 might think it's weird that we spend. from 6 00:27:12.549 --> 00:27:15.630 a .m. to 9 a .m. texting, from 9 to 10 being 00:27:15.630 --> 00:27:19.130 together, and then from, you know, whatever time 00:27:19.130 --> 00:27:21.210 in the day to 9 o 'clock at night working together 00:27:21.210 --> 00:27:23.910 and then go on vacation together and then spend 00:27:23.910 --> 00:27:25.750 the weekends together. Because nothing's actually 00:27:25.750 --> 00:27:30.430 said. We don't talk about anything. I know, but 00:27:30.430 --> 00:27:32.650 some people would think that's weird that we 00:27:32.650 --> 00:27:35.130 literally spend 24 -7 and are like, oh, you want 00:27:35.130 --> 00:27:37.309 to go to a concert on our time when we're not 00:27:37.309 --> 00:27:40.190 together? That could be weird to some people. 00:27:40.250 --> 00:27:43.019 That's true, that's true. I agree. This time, 00:27:43.720 --> 00:27:46.059 this 20 minutes that's over 20 minutes, is the 00:27:46.059 --> 00:27:48.759 only time we actually talk in the entire week. 00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:58.759 Not about C -Fit, schedules, kids, annoyances. 00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:04.480 But I'm sure there's other weird things that 00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:08.369 we do. We do a lot of weird things. I don't know. 00:28:08.670 --> 00:28:10.410 I have to, I'll come back to you. Okay, come 00:28:10.410 --> 00:28:13.589 back. You won't. If I disappeared and came back 00:28:13.589 --> 00:28:22.430 slightly off, what would you check first? Cause 00:28:22.430 --> 00:28:27.130 you're like, you seem more normal now. Like check 00:28:27.130 --> 00:28:29.349 to see if it's you or check to see if your mental 00:28:29.349 --> 00:28:32.329 state is like, okay. That's the question I have. 00:28:32.490 --> 00:28:36.309 So I would check your, um, instinct, trivia knowledge. 00:28:36.980 --> 00:28:39.380 I would check your Bravo knowledge, but I'd have 00:28:39.380 --> 00:28:46.599 to look it up to ask the questions. I would... 00:28:46.599 --> 00:28:48.700 No, I think those are the main two. Main two. 00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:51.900 I would agree that those are good answers. If 00:28:51.900 --> 00:28:54.519 one of us was secretly adopted, who do you think 00:28:54.519 --> 00:29:00.480 it would be? It's me. Yeah. I mean, 100%. Yup. 00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:05.119 Even though you are like dad and mom, which I 00:29:05.119 --> 00:29:08.099 think we all are, all three of us are a lot like 00:29:08.099 --> 00:29:10.759 our dad and a lot like our mom, she is the least 00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:14.519 like both of them. Do you know what I mean? Like, 00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:16.940 Billy and I, we're all a little like both of 00:29:16.940 --> 00:29:18.339 them, but she's the least like both of them. 00:29:18.359 --> 00:29:20.259 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm still like them. You 00:29:20.259 --> 00:29:22.559 still are, but you're the least. Yeah, that was 00:29:22.559 --> 00:29:24.440 a good way to say that. Nobody's gonna get in 00:29:24.440 --> 00:29:28.339 trouble over there. Good job. That's how I most 00:29:28.339 --> 00:29:32.950 like mom. Everyone's fair. Everything's fair. 00:29:33.130 --> 00:29:38.170 Don't hurt anybody's feelings. If you had to 00:29:38.170 --> 00:29:41.730 swap lives with a random person for a year, would 00:29:41.730 --> 00:29:44.589 you do it? A whole year? Yeah. Not who would 00:29:44.589 --> 00:29:46.930 it be? That can be a second parter. Would you 00:29:46.930 --> 00:29:50.109 do it? But I got to be me after a year? I think 00:29:50.109 --> 00:29:52.730 that's where they're headed. Yeah. Why not? So 00:29:52.730 --> 00:29:55.029 who'd you pick? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You said it 00:29:55.029 --> 00:29:57.549 wasn't about who. I said we could get there. 00:29:57.609 --> 00:30:03.930 All right, fine. I don't know. I wouldn't want 00:30:03.930 --> 00:30:07.529 to be a celebrity. Really? Yeah. But if you could 00:30:07.529 --> 00:30:10.390 try that for a year knowing that it wasn't life. 00:30:10.609 --> 00:30:12.869 Yeah, but a year is a long time. It's a long 00:30:12.869 --> 00:30:15.930 time to be rich. Yeah. It's also a long time 00:30:15.930 --> 00:30:20.470 to have absolutely no privacy and no allowance 00:30:20.470 --> 00:30:25.619 for mistakes or opinions. Without judgment. Why 00:30:25.619 --> 00:30:28.140 did it take the fun out of everything? You're 00:30:28.140 --> 00:30:34.000 right, younger self. I'm with you. I wouldn't 00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:38.980 pick you. Nobody should. I pick my dog. I pick 00:30:38.980 --> 00:30:42.579 Pepper. They live the life. You are so boring. 00:30:43.339 --> 00:30:46.339 Are you kidding? She's sleeping. She's been sleeping 00:30:46.339 --> 00:30:49.240 for 17 ,000 hours and she's gonna wake up and 00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:51.539 be like, yo, feed me. I'm gonna go back to sleep. 00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:55.400 What a day! Yes, but guess what? You are at the 00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:58.720 disposal of your owner who, if you want to eat 00:30:58.720 --> 00:31:01.240 and you can't because you're out, you can't eat. 00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:03.319 You have to go to the bathroom, but you can't 00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:08.279 because you're not home. Cool life. I'm not going 00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:10.319 to get into this. Okay. There's lots of things 00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:18.119 I could say. Are you the same person you were 00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:24.150 five minutes ago? No, I'm dumber. And more annoyed. 00:31:24.430 --> 00:31:27.769 Wait, what's that line? I am now dumber, having 00:31:27.769 --> 00:31:34.230 listened. That's not the line, but. I know, I 00:31:34.230 --> 00:31:35.109 think I know what you're talking about. And now 00:31:35.109 --> 00:31:40.289 we are all dumber, having listened to that. You 00:31:40.289 --> 00:31:43.410 should only speak with knowledge. With facts. 00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:45.920 We would not have a podcast. With a reference. 00:31:46.299 --> 00:31:49.220 Oh. We don't have a fact check at the end, so 00:31:49.220 --> 00:31:53.140 you just have to take what I have as Bible. That's 00:31:53.140 --> 00:31:56.140 how you live. Maybe I should be you for a year. 00:31:56.579 --> 00:32:00.579 It must be nice to be in there. But yes, I don't 00:32:00.579 --> 00:32:01.920 think you were the same person you were five 00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:04.279 minutes ago. I know I wasn't. I was in a bad 00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:05.880 mood. Well, not five minutes ago. That's true, 00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:08.660 that's true. Maybe 30 minutes ago, I was a different 00:32:08.660 --> 00:32:10.799 person. Five minutes ago, I was the same person. 00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:17.119 Specifics. Two more questions. She's the boss. 00:32:17.619 --> 00:32:19.920 If you forgot your own name, what would you pick 00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:23.960 as your new one? I've never, you know, I've never 00:32:23.960 --> 00:32:26.299 thought about this. But I mean, you got to pick 00:32:26.299 --> 00:32:31.319 a confirmation name. Adelina. Angelica. Patron 00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:34.839 Saint of Princesses. Patron Saint of Angels. 00:32:36.690 --> 00:32:40.250 That's a weird thing that nobody talks about. 00:32:41.190 --> 00:32:43.690 That our mom calls me the angel and her the princess 00:32:43.690 --> 00:32:46.089 and we pick confirmation names. She doesn't know 00:32:46.089 --> 00:32:52.009 who we are. We should have been switched. I am 00:32:52.009 --> 00:32:56.529 a living angel. Let's be honest. Of the underworld. 00:32:57.329 --> 00:33:02.259 Correct. I don't have another name. Ooh, I like 00:33:02.259 --> 00:33:05.039 Sienna. I like names like that. Ooh, I like Sienna. 00:33:05.700 --> 00:33:09.680 Savannah was always on my list, Savannah. I like 00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:13.480 Savannah. Pedro said, stop ruining Billy Madison. 00:33:13.960 --> 00:33:17.779 It's from Billy Madison. We are, oh, the guy 00:33:17.779 --> 00:33:21.559 says it at the, not the spelling bee, but whatever. 00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:24.440 in the auditorium and he goes, we are all now 00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:27.400 dumber. Having to head listen to that. You're 00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:35.000 right, thank you, Pedro. Oh, Billy. To school, 00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:40.680 to school, to show my daddy I'm not a fool. Okay, 00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:48.680 so what would your name be? Sienna, I'm gonna 00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:49.940 call you Sienna from now on. Let's say Sienna, 00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:54.170 I like Sienna. Okay. Burnt Sienna. That's all 00:33:54.170 --> 00:33:57.269 I can think of. Yeah. I almost named Pepper Sienna. 00:33:58.430 --> 00:34:02.750 I really liked Maxine. And that was on our girl 00:34:02.750 --> 00:34:04.910 list, but I didn't want anybody to call her Max. 00:34:05.869 --> 00:34:08.730 I don't like Max for a girl. But you're in control 00:34:08.730 --> 00:34:11.550 of that, Carly. Yes, but not when they get to 00:34:11.550 --> 00:34:14.230 high school. I'm not. Why? I was in control of 00:34:14.230 --> 00:34:16.329 everything somebody called me. That's true. That's 00:34:16.329 --> 00:34:18.530 true. No one called me Tori, Tor, Vicky, anything. 00:34:18.530 --> 00:34:21.230 People call Melody Mel and I hate it. Melody 00:34:21.230 --> 00:34:22.769 has to learn how to stand up for herself. Yeah, 00:34:22.769 --> 00:34:26.730 that's true. That's all that is. I loved Maxine 00:34:26.730 --> 00:34:31.130 and I loved Maxie, but I don't like Max. So I 00:34:31.130 --> 00:34:34.130 would be Maxine even though I don't look like 00:34:34.130 --> 00:34:37.690 one. You look like a Sienna. That's just the 00:34:37.690 --> 00:34:44.210 hair. Burnt Sienna. All right, last one. You 00:34:44.210 --> 00:34:49.590 ready? If you could legally marry an inanimate 00:34:49.590 --> 00:34:53.389 object, what would it be? I know what mine would 00:34:53.389 --> 00:34:59.710 be. What? Pasta. I don't like how strongly you 00:34:59.710 --> 00:35:02.309 said that. I don't like the confidence of how 00:35:02.309 --> 00:35:05.230 you punched the pee. Pesto, pasta, to be exact. 00:35:05.250 --> 00:35:07.489 You would marry it? I would marry it. I love 00:35:07.489 --> 00:35:12.389 it so much. I would... Marry it. This is like 00:35:12.389 --> 00:35:14.230 a real thing though. Do you ever see that? I 00:35:14.230 --> 00:35:18.230 mean like weird. TLC show. It's like. I forget 00:35:18.230 --> 00:35:19.929 what it's called, but like there's a woman who 00:35:19.929 --> 00:35:22.590 married a statue in the park. She's in love with 00:35:22.590 --> 00:35:25.489 the statue in the park. Yeah, I know it's like 00:35:25.489 --> 00:35:29.210 a weird fetish thing. And like mental mental. 00:35:31.010 --> 00:35:34.869 Thing I'm into it with pasta pasta really with 00:35:34.869 --> 00:35:37.869 pasta. I had married. I love it so much. I'd 00:35:37.869 --> 00:35:39.510 marry it. What are you gonna marry it? Yeah. 00:35:41.750 --> 00:35:52.630 Maxine, back off. I like Lola, too. I like Lola. 00:35:52.650 --> 00:35:55.289 I like Lola. You were going to name a Lola. Louis 00:35:55.289 --> 00:36:00.949 was either Louis or Lola. But he's Louis. That's 00:36:00.949 --> 00:36:07.690 how I would haunt him. Lola. I don't know. I 00:36:07.690 --> 00:36:11.960 don't know. But I do feel bad for them. Okay, 00:36:12.300 --> 00:36:14.760 so you're not gonna pick one? This is a fun game. 00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:22.559 Let me explain! I can't think of anything I love 00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:26.780 that much. That's not real. I don't know. But 00:36:26.780 --> 00:36:30.579 I feel I have like this weird feeling of feeling 00:36:30.579 --> 00:36:34.539 bad for something that isn't real. Me too. Do 00:36:34.539 --> 00:36:36.079 you know what I mean? Yeah, like even I know 00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:38.340 you're gonna say plants are real, whatever. No, 00:36:38.460 --> 00:36:40.539 that's fine. Like when you cut the bottoms of 00:36:40.539 --> 00:36:44.159 a plant off, it hurts me. Yeah. Because I'm like, 00:36:44.219 --> 00:36:47.320 oh, I cut its legs off. Yeah. Or like when I 00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:49.599 break a mug, it hurts me a little bit because 00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:51.900 I'm like, oh, that life is over. I have to like, 00:36:51.980 --> 00:36:53.780 yeah, I'm weird like that. Or like when I pick 00:36:53.780 --> 00:36:55.440 a mug out, I'm like, oh, sorry, guys, I'm going 00:36:55.440 --> 00:36:58.119 to pick this one. I do that all the time. Yeah. 00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:00.679 Every morning, I have a rack of mugs and I'm 00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:03.420 like, it's you today. And then when I keep picking 00:37:03.420 --> 00:37:05.400 the same one over and over, I'm like, I got to 00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:07.360 switch it up because I feel bad for the other 00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:10.860 ones. Yeah. 100%. Is that a thing? It's a mental 00:37:10.860 --> 00:37:13.159 disorder. So is that a weird thing that we both 00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:15.079 don't talk about? Well, we didn't know to talk 00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:21.760 about it. Now we know. I definitely I can't think 00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:24.000 of another description, but like I will make 00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:27.519 weird decisions because I'm like, oh, but I feel 00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:30.619 bad for you. Like, what if it has feelings? Yeah, 00:37:30.659 --> 00:37:33.519 no, I am. I do the same thing. And that's really 00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:37.739 weird. Like looking around. Yeah. No, I definitely 00:37:37.739 --> 00:37:40.219 feel the same way. It's usually with decisions, 00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:46.079 like if you have to pick a towel or which sheets 00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:48.760 do I put on the bed while I use you last time, 00:37:48.780 --> 00:37:51.000 but I'll get back to you. I talk to them in my 00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:55.159 head. I literally do that, too. We're not OK. 00:37:56.760 --> 00:37:58.820 But I think a lot of people do that. I think 00:37:58.820 --> 00:38:00.579 a lot of people do that, too. I think Pedro and 00:38:00.579 --> 00:38:03.099 I had a conversation about that, actually, when 00:38:03.099 --> 00:38:05.250 we first met. Because I think it's more normal. 00:38:05.389 --> 00:38:07.829 I think it's like empathy. It's when I'm at the 00:38:07.829 --> 00:38:11.510 store, like when I'm at any store. Yeah. I will 00:38:11.510 --> 00:38:14.809 pick the first one and then I'll be like, no, 00:38:14.809 --> 00:38:16.630 I don't want it. I'll put it back. But then if 00:38:16.630 --> 00:38:20.610 I want it again, I'm like. And I picked another 00:38:20.610 --> 00:38:23.090 one. I'm like, oh, but then that other one thought 00:38:23.090 --> 00:38:26.250 it was getting picked and it didn't. And then 00:38:26.250 --> 00:38:28.650 I picked another one of the same thing. And now 00:38:28.650 --> 00:38:30.949 I feel bad that I didn't pick the original one. 00:38:31.449 --> 00:38:35.880 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's not good. Yeah. I don't 00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:39.340 think it's well. I don't think it means we're 00:38:39.340 --> 00:38:43.280 well. Oh great. Maybe it means we're sympathetic. 00:38:43.880 --> 00:38:49.219 Empathetic. You feel it. You feel the sorrow 00:38:49.219 --> 00:38:52.679 of that shirt not being chosen. It's empathy. 00:38:52.780 --> 00:38:55.960 And if there's like four things in a row, I have 00:38:55.960 --> 00:38:57.500 to get all four because I don't want to break 00:38:57.500 --> 00:39:00.099 up the family. Have you ever not want to broken 00:39:00.099 --> 00:39:03.980 up the family? That might be OCD. But I can't 00:39:03.980 --> 00:39:06.099 just pick two, because I'm like, oh, and then 00:39:06.099 --> 00:39:08.880 the kids didn't get picked. And I want the mom 00:39:08.880 --> 00:39:10.280 and the dad and the kids to get picked too. Am 00:39:10.280 --> 00:39:14.320 I going too far? I don't have that maternal instinct. 00:39:14.380 --> 00:39:17.300 Nobody asked me if my younger self would think 00:39:17.300 --> 00:39:21.519 I'm cool, because I know they wouldn't. You digressed. 00:39:21.900 --> 00:39:24.460 You regressed. I peeked, and then I went back 00:39:24.460 --> 00:39:28.079 down the hill. But I don't know when the peak 00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:30.639 was, because I didn't see that happening either. 00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:33.469 It was high school. Oh, I did not peak in high 00:39:33.469 --> 00:39:35.429 school. I think it was like freshman year. I 00:39:35.429 --> 00:39:37.869 was the up, yeah, I might've peaked my freshman 00:39:37.869 --> 00:39:39.969 year of high school and then I just went downhill 00:39:39.969 --> 00:39:42.690 from there. Anyway, don't break up the family. 00:39:42.849 --> 00:39:46.130 If you're gonna buy a couple, you gotta buy all 00:39:46.130 --> 00:39:50.510 of them. Yeah, just go broke. Go broke for these 00:39:50.510 --> 00:39:54.190 inanimate objects that have some sort of feeling. 00:39:54.670 --> 00:39:58.510 I'm with you, trust me, I agree. Damn. 20 minutes. 00:39:58.670 --> 00:40:00.559 Thank God, I have therapy next week. I should 00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:02.480 talk about it. I'll let you know. I'll let you 00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:05.599 know what comes of it. Hey, what does it say 00:40:05.599 --> 00:40:09.159 about us if this is how we shop, if we feel bad 00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:12.699 for and make decisions? Yeah. The forks. I made 00:40:12.699 --> 00:40:15.239 a pile of I have a very small pile of things 00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:18.340 I want to give away because my room is a mess. 00:40:18.340 --> 00:40:20.699 And I was like, well, actually, these are old. 00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:23.219 I don't need that. But I like looked at it. I 00:40:23.219 --> 00:40:25.340 almost had like a mini memorial. I was like, 00:40:25.340 --> 00:40:28.300 I'm really sorry, guys. Yeah, I'm really sorry 00:40:28.300 --> 00:40:32.949 that we have to. Yes, that's so weird. We had 00:40:32.949 --> 00:40:36.429 memories. It's just time. It took us a while, 00:40:36.429 --> 00:40:38.170 but we came around to the weirdest thing that 00:40:38.170 --> 00:40:43.130 we do. You all do too. Don't even try. Pick out 00:40:43.130 --> 00:40:46.329 a coffee mug. Try not to. Tomorrow morning. It's 00:40:46.329 --> 00:40:48.590 the first decision of the morning and the one 00:40:48.590 --> 00:40:50.829 that I don't like to make. Because I don't want 00:40:50.829 --> 00:40:53.110 to make any of the mugs feel bad. That they're 00:40:53.110 --> 00:41:00.130 not the favorite. Producer Pete. I don't know 00:41:00.130 --> 00:41:04.349 if I can say this word. Anthropomorphism. Oh, 00:41:04.409 --> 00:41:07.750 we have a disease. Anthropomorphism. Human emotion 00:41:07.750 --> 00:41:12.730 to inanimate objects. Anthropomorphism. Anthropomorphism. 00:41:12.750 --> 00:41:19.750 Let me say. Yeah, she'll know. Anthropomorphism. 00:41:19.929 --> 00:41:21.170 Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. You say 00:41:21.170 --> 00:41:23.530 it was different. That was different. Human emotion 00:41:23.530 --> 00:41:26.670 to inanimate objects. There you go. That and 00:41:26.670 --> 00:41:31.650 pasta. That's an inanimate amount of food. No. 00:41:33.050 --> 00:41:34.829 There better not be anything living in my pasta. 00:41:35.090 --> 00:41:40.289 I'll tell you that. Fact. But you know what is 00:41:40.289 --> 00:41:42.190 living? Me. And I have to go to the bathroom. 00:41:42.349 --> 00:41:44.929 Yo, if you're not tuned into watching, she has 00:41:44.929 --> 00:41:48.929 been squirming. Different positions. Just like 00:41:48.929 --> 00:41:50.630 watching it happen. It's great. I have to go 00:41:50.630 --> 00:41:52.389 to the bathroom so bad. It is time. It is time. 00:41:52.590 --> 00:41:58.130 So we just needed a silly moment. Because why 00:41:58.130 --> 00:42:01.630 the hell not? Yeah, hopefully you did too and 00:42:01.630 --> 00:42:03.949 you know, please let me know what your weird 00:42:03.949 --> 00:42:10.570 isms are because It's gotta be the same It has 00:42:10.570 --> 00:42:16.670 to be how vid hmm. Oh Wait, I'm wearing brown 00:42:16.670 --> 00:42:18.449 on I can't go to the bathroom in these pants 00:42:18.449 --> 00:42:21.650 I usually wear black for this reason not because 00:42:21.650 --> 00:42:24.050 you're a grown adult on a couch, but just because 00:42:24.050 --> 00:42:28.960 if you're wearing brown So yeah, take moments 00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:32.219 anytime that you can with your people to just, 00:42:32.219 --> 00:42:35.559 you know. Listen, we were in a bad mood. Smile. 00:42:37.179 --> 00:42:39.780 I'll go back to it once this is over. But this 00:42:39.780 --> 00:42:42.920 is a nice, this is a nice, this is a very nice 00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:47.400 interim to the day. Cool. Happy Easter if you 00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:49.179 celebrate. This is coming out the day after Easter 00:42:49.179 --> 00:42:54.800 and also happy Monday, you know? Wait, no it's 00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:58.849 not. It's coming out the day after Palm Sunday. 00:43:00.610 --> 00:43:04.750 Easter's in two weeks. Shoot. Yeah. Happy Palm 00:43:04.750 --> 00:43:08.309 Sunday Monday. For those that now I feel bad 00:43:08.309 --> 00:43:10.489 for all the other Mondays, you know, I feel bad 00:43:10.489 --> 00:43:12.349 for all the other Sundays. It's just, it's a 00:43:12.349 --> 00:43:15.150 trickle. It's a trickle. So just remember you're 00:43:15.150 --> 00:43:19.130 always fit to be real and always allowed to be 00:43:19.130 --> 00:43:23.150 a little extra. I'm not ready. Don't go back 00:43:23.150 --> 00:43:30.969 on the couch. For legal reasons, we have to tell 00:43:30.969 --> 00:43:32.750 you that this podcast is meant for entertainment 00:43:32.750 --> 00:43:35.789 and educational purposes only. 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