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Welcome to Fit To Be Real. And a little extra.

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We're sorry for ghosting you last week. Oh yeah,

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we did, didn't we? We ghosted ourselves. We never

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talked about it. We just didn't do it. I know.

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I think we both knew it wasn't gonna happen,

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so we just didn't bring it up. Like if I don't

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say it, maybe she won't find time for it. No,

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it was because of... Snowstorm. The snowstorm,

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yeah. And then... Then we had to, you know...

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Pack a week into the three days that were left

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of the week to what's it called to catch up.

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Yes That was really hard To get to play catch

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up. Oh my god Well, I'm Victoria. Hey guys, I'm

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Carly and I have a little cold So you're gonna

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hear me with a little like bubble nose and I'm

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really blonde So if I don't have this pillow

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behind my head, you won't see me. I wish you

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stopped at blonde Just out of like Victoria,

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and I'm blonde. I'm going to cut it that way.

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I really hope you do. But no, if you're wondering

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about this halo of a pillow behind me, it's because

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Victoria cannot see my head, she said. If you're

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not watching, this isn't for you. If you are

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watching, Carly's blonde. and her head gets washed

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out with the window that's behind her. Well,

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usually it's gloomy and dark, and the past couple

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Tuesdays have been sunny, and I'm not complaining,

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but this is uncomfortable. Yeah, but there's,

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like, snow blindness. What do you mean? You know

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when it's, like, so bright because the white

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snow reflects off the side, and then you kind

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of have to, like, blink in a different, you know,

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when you get in your car, you're like, oh, gosh.

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That's true. I was happy with the one snowstorm.

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I enjoyed it. I would like another one. You want

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another one? Another one. Another one. I like

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this one to melt away first. Well, this is ice

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right now. I know. So why do you want another

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one? Because I love them. I love winter. Winter

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is my season. I know. I well, spooky season is

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my season, then winter. Yeah, same. I do whatever

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you do. But I feel like I'm good with the one.

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I'm happy for you. Okay. I'm happy that you are

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good. I'm representing fit to be real today,

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by the way. Same. Oh, yeah, you are. I do what

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you do. Mine's old. And Carly's is fresh. Old

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as in two years old. Yes. And it has not peeled.

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Carly has this weird washer dryer system where

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all of her clothes get ruined. Every time I bring

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them to Victoria and I say, Victoria. this better

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not be happening to other people's stuff because

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mine, my logos are coming off and it's only me.

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It's your washer dryer system. And if you've

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ever been to Carly's house, they are children

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number four and five because they're huge. I

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have like industrial grade. Listen, I bought

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the house that way, but I'm not complaining,

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but I don't know what it does just to my see

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fit clothes. It doesn't do to any other clothes.

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I mean, people's will peel eventually over many,

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many years. Carly's is, like, within the month.

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But I do wash my clothes a lot. Like, some people

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are like, oh, you wore that shirt yesterday.

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I was like, I know. And I went home and did a

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little laundry and washed it because I will do

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laundry every day. Oh, god. I'm so happy I can't

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do that. Oh, yeah. I'm a Monday, Thursday schedule

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and sometimes Sunday. No, every day. Oh, my god.

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I mean, you have five people to watch for. Every

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day I'm hustling. Oh, you missed the boat. Oh,

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really? Every day I'm laundering. I can't think

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of that that fast. Are you kidding me? No, we

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weren't talking about laundry. No. OK, so we've

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talked about absolutely nothing important and

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nothing. We're going to continue to do that.

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That we're going to talk about. We're going to

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make it about fitness and health today. I know.

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What? I know. I thought you were a comedy podcast.

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We'll make it funny. We'll make it really funny.

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Can you sniffle again, please? Everybody wants

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to hear. I'm just trying to be you when I'm allergic

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to laughing and drinking. I told her not to do

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it. Hold on. Hold on. This is also Carly. Are

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you ready for this? Listen close. That is not

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how I drink. Look. She has that disease where

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eating and drinking bothers her, and it's a literal

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disease. What's it called? What are you doing?

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I'm sorry our producer is like to chime in and

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I think he has a little delay So I'm not sure

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which is the referencing to but I don't care.

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Okay, it says Carly's carbon footprint is horrifying.

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I Think that's referring to me doing laundry

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every single day. I don't care what it's referring

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to I it's referring to everything listen, I Thank

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you producer shut it. I work out a lot. I get

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sweaty a lot. My kids change and get dirty a

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lot. I have to do laundry every day. Hold on.

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He's typing. We should just have him on. Oh,

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laundry, obviously. All right. There's not that

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much of a delay. Okay. I can't do it. I will

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minimize my carbon footprint in other ways. Prove

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it. Okay. How? Well, That's sort of what we're

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gonna talk. Thank you producer. I'm such a good

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segueist. Thank you for your help That's sort

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of what we're gonna talk about today In a roundabout

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way keep going. Oh my god We are talking about

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three helpful apps on your phone Which I guess

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could be reducing carbon footprint because you're

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not gonna go buy books for these Yeah, we hate

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books, but also the internet is like the biggest

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carbon footprint. So I don't know. But there

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are these three apps. One is pertaining to, oh

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no, all three are pertaining to food and lifestyle

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and how you can better your grocery cart, but

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not necessarily your wallet. Yeah. Eating healthy

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gets expensive. But there are three. There are

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three ways that you can really kind of hone in.

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You don't have to do all three. You don't have

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to look into two out of the three. We'll see.

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Yeah. Would you like to start? Sure. Sorry, I'm

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getting a spam call. So I am going to start with

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this one app that has single -handedly ruined

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my life. I just learned about this today. Yeah.

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Ruined my life in a good way and a bad way. ruined

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my life and my wallet in just a bad way. But

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it's all for a good cause. It's all for health.

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And it's all, if you have kids, it's very good

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to have. If it's just you, it's good to know

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what's in your food. It's called Yuka. Y -U -K

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-A. And it is a food app that you can take to

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the grocery store that scans the barcode on the

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back of whatever you're buying and rates it between

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a zero and a 100. Zero being the absolute worst

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and like do not eat this and 100 being the best

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so they say the app says from like 60 65 and

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up is decent good great and excellent so yes

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buy all that under 65 you really don't want to

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eat at all and it goes through you know the nutritional

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uh yes nutritional quality additives organic

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status and so it goes through every single thing

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and the app has it. So it's taking it from the

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nutritional label. Yes. Well, no, it's taking

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it from the barcode. So these foods are already

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in the system. Right, right. Well, yes, absolutely.

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Other than purchasing the item, I think that's

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what's within the barcode scan is the nutritional

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facts. Right. So I have found out in using this

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app now for a month. Bless you. Thank you. that

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99 .9 % of the food that I am giving my children

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is a 20 or less. So when she's like, yeah, yeah,

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there's good things, her kids will live longer.

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That's the good thing. Yeah, that's the good

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thing. And she's like, but let's focus on why

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it's killing my life. The good thing is that

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the food, but now tell them what we just talked

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about. I was like, yeah, but we were fine and

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we eat chips ahoy and we eat those things, you

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know, whatever. And Carly was like, but food

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is different now. It's just. There are worse

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things in there. And I try to say a word that

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I don't think I'm going to say right then or

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now. You didn't mess it up that bad. Hydrogenated

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oils. Hydrogenated? No, hydrogenated is like

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a... No, that's androgynous. Androgynous. That's

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like a pronoun. Carly. No. Androgynous means

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you are fluid and it's like, ooh, is that a boy

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or girl? Ooh. Right. I didn't mean there's a

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boy or girl oils. I mean, hydrogynated oils.

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I never said I was an expert on this app, okay?

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But there's no androgynous oils in your food.

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That's all I'm ever going to see when I read

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a nutritional label, though. I'm going to be

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like, ooh. Well, so that's the problem, though.

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Hold on, the producer's typing. I wish you would

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leave us alone. He said, oh, dear God. But the

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sweating emoji, he's sweating, but he's happy

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about it. It's the hydrogenated oils coming out

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of his skin. Super androgynous. Super androgynous.

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I don't even think I'm saying that right. No,

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you are. You're definitely saying that right.

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We're using it in a completely wrong way. But

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anyway, to be real, everyone, the foods that

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we ate like the Oreo cookies were, yes, they

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were bad for us back then, but they were not

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made with glue like they are now. They were made

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with bad foods and fake foods and processed foods,

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but it, it all sounds bad, but it was not like

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it is today. The dollar is different now. I think

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people have thrown their morals in the waste

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bin when it comes to like, okay, how can we like

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think about the, the corporate table conversation

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when they're trying to amp up their Oreo product.

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And like, there's one person at the table going,

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Yeah, but that that's not healthy for them and

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everyone's just like shutting that person down

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because they're gonna make more money if they

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do it right cutting the corners and putting in

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the crappy Androgynous food But that's the truth

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though, right and I think I think that is the

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difference I think you're right but But this

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what this app does is It will rate your foods.

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So what I've learned in doing this is that everything

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like their peanut butter, I was just telling

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Victoria, their peanut butter that I usually

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give them for peanut butter jelly. Which is what?

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Jiffy. Yeah. Right? It scored like a 16 out of

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100. So clearly I'm not buying that anymore.

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I bought the good stuff that scored a 90 something.

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And I was like, great. That's three times the

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price. But I went down the line and I was like,

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OK, what? score can I get at what price? Like,

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I've done the research. I spent hours in the

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grocery store doing this. And unfortunately,

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this is why it's so hard for people to eat healthy

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in the United States. It's expensive, and it's

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the organic stuff. I mean, the dollar menu's

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not a dollar. Right. You know, like, it's not

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shocking that you're saying this. Right. So it's,

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unfortunately, our grocery bill has gone up.

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So if you ever want to use this app, you have

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to, you know, it's like, weigh out the balances.

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I need to feed my kids healthy. We need to eat

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healthier. And I'm poisoning them with the foods

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that we've been buying. Well, your $300 grocery

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list is extremely higher in price than your usual,

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let's say, 100. Let's keep these numbers simple.

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But that $300 weekly, I don't know, bi -weekly,

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I don't know how often you grocery shop. I go

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all the time. Some people go every day. I would

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absolutely not. I do laundry every day. I don't

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grocery shop every day. I don't do anything.

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I'm dirty and hungry. No. But that's significantly

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cheaper than a hospital bill. Yes. And radiation

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and chemo. Those things are so expensive to just

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keep us alive and prolong death that this is

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the better way to do it. I told, I said this

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earlier, I said to Andrew, I don't think we can

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do this. And he said, it's important. We'll cut

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money somewhere else. Like maybe your clothes

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or your shoes. Why would you go there? Where

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are your hair? What? Have you seen my hair? I

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need to go just cut it off. But yeah, but that's

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the truth like you need to cut Costs somewhere

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else because this is so important and people

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put it off and just say oh I'll just get the

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Froot Loops Which you should never buy for like

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$2 .99 when I am spending a ridiculous amount

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on cereal However, what I'm also noticing that

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we're doing is because the food is so expensive.

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I'm not letting them waste Oh, yeah. You know

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what I mean? Like, you're either eating everything

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I give you or I'm giving them way smaller portions

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because I know they're not going to finish it

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and they will not waste my $10 cereal box money.

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Poor Kuka is not getting the floor scraps anymore.

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No, no floor scraps for Kuka and Pippi. Pippi

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never got it because Kuka's fast. But that's

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the truth, though. How that dog's still alive.

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I'll never know. Kuka? Yes, Carly. Oh, Pippi.

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Yes, Carly. She posted something in her story

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the other day about the dog and how cuter was

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sleeping with Dean. And I was like, you hate

00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.879
her. Stop it. She said, don't do this. You hate

00:14:07.879 --> 00:14:12.440
her. What a lie. And I said, LOL. But when she

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looks cute, hey, I'm all about aesthetic. When

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she looks cute, I will post a picture of her.

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I'm mad at you. Keep going. Anyway, so that's,

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it's called Yuka, Y -U -K -A. Even if you don't

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go ahead and just buy everything, if you even

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think of cutting it 20 % and buying 20 % better

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food or 50 % better food, just try a little bit

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at a time. And then once you go to the grocery

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store, you don't need to spend hours trying to

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figure it all out. You know where to go. You

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know what to buy. Like every time I go, I'm like,

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oh my God, I can't do it without scanning because

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I don't know enough yet. Like I don't know what

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to buy yet. I haven't overhauled our whole fridge

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yet. Right. You know what I mean? Well, you want

00:14:55.200 --> 00:14:58.480
to talk about an industrial size fridge? I have

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a big fridge, too. And it's fully stocked right

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now. The only other thing I want to talk about.

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So happy for you. The cool thing about this app

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is it gives you alternatives. Like, if you do

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the Froot Loops and you see that it scored a

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negative 100. There's no negative, it would just

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score zero. Oh my God, you're such a liar. It

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will immediately give you something that scored

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over 50 or 60. Of the same type? Of the same

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type of food. It might not be right next to it.

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You might have to go to a different aisle, but

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it'll give you, hey, don't get that, get this.

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And the cool thing about this app is there are

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no ads, so no brands can pay to say, put my food

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as an alternative. Ooh, I didn't even think of

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that. It's a no brand app, which I thought was

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really cool. That's amazing. Yeah. And how much

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is it? It's free. You can app is free. And they

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have no ads? No, no ads. So how do they how do

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they make it? No, no, I'm interested. I don't

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know. I don't know how apps work. I really don't.

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I did not research it that much. I just know

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that it's a it's literally called a no brand

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app, meaning no brands can pay this app to put

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their food at the top of the list or on the list.

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Do you remember the company that we got into?

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I can see myself in my condo. So it was pre covid.

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if not COVID, Brandless. Yes. So it was a company

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called Brandless and it was anything from food,

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like crackers, food, perishables. It wasn't fresh.

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You're just saying words right now. I know, I

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know. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. It

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wasn't like fresh fruit or meats or anything

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like that. It was boxed, packaged things. And

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then like kitchenware, random kitchenware or

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I think I bought envelopes for them, but there

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was no brand. So all of the prices were so inexpensive.

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I remember buying the maple cookies. Maple leaf

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cookies. The maple leaf cookies. Four and five

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boxes, because they were like $1 .50, because

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it wasn't a brand name. It was like a random

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blue box. And whatever. And now they don't exist,

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because the corporate world and the brands have

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just, I don't know why our society is like that.

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Oh, but it's not Kellogg's or General Mills.

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Oh, but it's not. And it's like, why did these

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brands get so big? Just money. That doesn't mean

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they're good. They just have more money. And

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that's what I was saying to Victoria earlier

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about soup. Like, my kids love Progresso chicken

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noodle soup. Remember those commercials? Yes.

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With John Lithgow. And he was on, like, you would

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talk. Like a tin can phone. A tin can phone.

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It's really bad. It's scored so low. I can't

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ever buy it for them again. So I bought them

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chicken noodle soup. It was a brand called Annie's,

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which I'm sure you've heard of. Three times more

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expensive and they absolutely hate it. It's scored

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a 99 out of 100, but they hate it. Soup? Yeah.

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Because it doesn't taste salty. Salty. Yeah.

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And it's, so I have to figure out. how to work

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it, because a lot of these foods are healthier,

00:18:03.539 --> 00:18:06.940
so they don't taste like sugar and salt, you

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know. Frank's red hot. I put that on everything.

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I can't believe you couldn't say shit. You didn't

00:18:14.960 --> 00:18:18.359
either. Victoria's got two apps to talk about.

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I haven't checked out this one concept, not concept,

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this one thing they offer. They do cosmetics

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and skin care. So you can also scan your makeup.

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Cruelty free. and your moisturizer, and it scores

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it zero out of 100. I haven't done it yet, but.

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Ooh, ooh, I'm scared. I just found a makeup brand

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I love, and I actually don't know. I think our

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makeup brand, IT, I don't think it would score

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very well, so I'm afraid to do it. They're cruelty

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free. Yeah, but I'm talking about toxins in the

00:18:47.039 --> 00:18:54.079
makeup. You know, it does all of that. Oh, well,

00:18:54.339 --> 00:18:56.799
maybe that's why we have adult acne. Yeah, it's

00:18:56.799 --> 00:18:59.859
very... True, if possible. We're doing great.

00:19:00.460 --> 00:19:03.259
So I do want to try that. Try that because we're,

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I don't know if you've heard of this, this show,

00:19:06.740 --> 00:19:08.440
but it's this really popular show. Carly doesn't

00:19:08.440 --> 00:19:09.680
really talk about it much, but it's called The

00:19:09.680 --> 00:19:13.720
Pit. And one of - I was really interested. One

00:19:13.720 --> 00:19:17.980
of the stories is that this girl has this like

00:19:17.980 --> 00:19:20.339
crazy psychosis and it turns out it was her makeup.

00:19:20.420 --> 00:19:22.619
Yep. And she's like some makeup influencer or

00:19:22.619 --> 00:19:24.539
something like that. It's not like a big storyline,

00:19:24.880 --> 00:19:27.690
but - I never would have thought that the makeup

00:19:27.690 --> 00:19:31.490
would not only make your face burn or whatever.

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Like, that's obvious topical stuff. Yeah. But

00:19:33.910 --> 00:19:36.029
her brain got affected by it. Because it had

00:19:36.029 --> 00:19:38.390
metals in it. It had metals. And it gives you,

00:19:38.390 --> 00:19:40.730
like, schizophrenia. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:40.869 --> 00:19:44.529
But that's what's in our face cream. Yeah, you

00:19:44.529 --> 00:19:49.750
should watch the show. It's good. I can't right

00:19:49.750 --> 00:19:52.049
now. We have one episode to go for season one.

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It's so good. Wait, because I fell asleep. Stop.

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Just stop for a second. Do you like it? It's

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phenomenal. I thought you were going to be like,

00:20:00.109 --> 00:20:01.990
it's okay. No, it's great. It's annoying that

00:20:01.990 --> 00:20:06.420
you liked it first, but it's great. I just. I

00:20:06.420 --> 00:20:08.759
look away a lot. Oh, I close my eyes. I have

00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:10.599
to close my eyes. I look at Pedro and he gives

00:20:10.599 --> 00:20:13.079
me the thumbs up to look back. And sometimes

00:20:13.079 --> 00:20:14.839
I don't wait for him and I look back and then

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I yell at him because it was bad. Well, see,

00:20:16.799 --> 00:20:19.539
I have to do that for Andrew. So I have to not

00:20:19.539 --> 00:20:21.859
look and then look and then tell Andrew when

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to look because he's more squeamish than I am.

00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:28.000
Oh, my God. Off the jump. Yeah. That broken angle.

00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:31.039
No. Yeah. It's so good, though. You guys watch

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it yet? The pit. I went to the doctor yesterday

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and I was like, she said something medical and

00:20:35.900 --> 00:20:40.099
I said, oh, I know, I watched the pit. Listen,

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our medical consultant, Alyssa, Alyssa. What's

00:20:44.839 --> 00:20:47.920
up, Alyssa? She's our she's better than a doctor.

00:20:48.359 --> 00:20:51.000
She's she's amazing. She said it's very similar.

00:20:51.220 --> 00:20:54.000
It's very like a lot has happened in this one

00:20:54.000 --> 00:20:56.700
shift. Right. And I think there'd be more like.

00:20:56.809 --> 00:21:00.430
normal broken legs versus like these monumental

00:21:00.430 --> 00:21:03.710
deaths and right maybe more concussions or stitches

00:21:03.710 --> 00:21:07.049
like that yeah but she said she watches it and

00:21:07.049 --> 00:21:10.990
she lives it so it's it's very real yeah so I'm

00:21:10.990 --> 00:21:13.130
surprised she likes to watch it because she works

00:21:13.130 --> 00:21:18.150
it daily Alyssa we'll talk well teachers I've

00:21:18.150 --> 00:21:20.309
heard teachers talk about Abbott Elementary oh

00:21:20.309 --> 00:21:22.779
and the English teacher the best. I haven't watched

00:21:22.779 --> 00:21:26.400
that one yet. Oh god. Oh my god. I'm busy. I'm

00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:29.819
busy. I'm busy in the hospital. It's a long shift

00:21:29.819 --> 00:21:33.299
and I'm not finished. I'm busy. But wait, before

00:21:33.299 --> 00:21:35.599
we leave this topic, do you feel, I have not

00:21:35.599 --> 00:21:37.539
talked about this with Victoria, do you feel

00:21:37.539 --> 00:21:39.519
like? Because I texted her that I was watching

00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:41.859
it and she said you're late. You're so annoying.

00:21:42.059 --> 00:21:43.599
I said everything you do is stupid. That's what

00:21:43.599 --> 00:21:47.079
she said. That's what she said. That was so bad,

00:21:47.079 --> 00:21:49.220
I shook my microphone. That's what she said.

00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:51.640
She said, how do you watch this? It's so gory.

00:21:51.759 --> 00:21:55.680
I said, everything you do is stupid. Wait, but

00:21:55.680 --> 00:21:58.240
do you feel like you're watching Real Doctors?

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I'm watching it. And as a former actor, a former

00:22:04.180 --> 00:22:06.779
amazing award -winning actor. That's a stretch.

00:22:08.119 --> 00:22:09.880
I could not, I can't stop thinking about how

00:22:09.880 --> 00:22:12.380
they memorized all these medical terms and then

00:22:12.380 --> 00:22:15.720
do the procedure as well. It's, we talked, yeah.

00:22:16.029 --> 00:22:17.690
Major and I just talked about that because I

00:22:17.690 --> 00:22:20.369
was like they're they're not missing a beat not

00:22:20.369 --> 00:22:23.150
that they would ever Not take another take if

00:22:23.150 --> 00:22:24.670
they missed a beat like of course they're gonna

00:22:24.670 --> 00:22:28.569
do the best takes that they have But just spewing

00:22:28.569 --> 00:22:31.890
out how fast they have to say these scientific

00:22:31.890 --> 00:22:35.490
words that if you are a normal Civilian right

00:22:35.490 --> 00:22:37.509
they don't roll off the tongue. They don't roll

00:22:37.509 --> 00:22:42.130
off the tongue So yeah, I agree. Noah Wiley has

00:22:42.130 --> 00:22:45.509
been spewing off medical terms for 30 years.

00:22:45.529 --> 00:22:50.730
I love him. Like 30 years. I would let him operate.

00:22:51.029 --> 00:22:54.210
Well, some that Nikki Glaser on the she's a really

00:22:54.210 --> 00:22:55.609
funny comedian. If you don't know who she is,

00:22:55.630 --> 00:22:57.569
she did the Golden Globes and she was like to

00:22:57.569 --> 00:23:00.210
Noah Wiley. Thank you for being my primary care

00:23:00.210 --> 00:23:02.809
physician for the past 30 years. Did he win?

00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:05.400
He won Best Actor again, yeah, two years in a

00:23:05.400 --> 00:23:07.480
row. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. You

00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:09.740
gotta watch The Girl That Won. You gotta watch

00:23:09.740 --> 00:23:11.740
that show. Pedro, I don't think she can handle

00:23:11.740 --> 00:23:14.720
that show. But you can watch Palubris. Plobris?

00:23:14.859 --> 00:23:17.019
If you can't pronounce it, you can't. I can't

00:23:17.019 --> 00:23:19.440
pronounce it, but I think it's a me problem because

00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.839
every time I mispronounce it, he rolls his eyes.

00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:25.859
So I think it's a Latin word. But it's She Won

00:23:25.859 --> 00:23:29.920
Best Actress. Actress. Unreal. All right. All

00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:32.440
right. I'll watch The English Teacher if you

00:23:32.440 --> 00:23:38.880
watch Tuberobolus. Done. Back to our regularly

00:23:38.880 --> 00:23:41.359
scheduled program. Sorry. If you don't want me

00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:43.039
to go off on a tangent for 20 minutes, don't

00:23:43.039 --> 00:23:45.000
bring up the pit. Listen, I was going to go off

00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:47.299
on a tangent the moment you started talking about

00:23:47.299 --> 00:23:51.779
rating 0 to 100, because I said boo, and that

00:23:51.779 --> 00:23:55.660
triggered. Do you remember all of you? Pleuribus.

00:23:56.019 --> 00:23:58.759
Pleuribus. It's called Pluribus. Thank you, producer.

00:23:59.259 --> 00:24:05.619
He phonetically wrote it out for me. We had the

00:24:05.619 --> 00:24:07.559
easy buttons, but they were my dog buttons and

00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:11.099
it went, and then it said, you did it. Yeah.

00:24:11.099 --> 00:24:13.980
I never remembered to get rid of those. So she

00:24:13.980 --> 00:24:16.299
hits the buttons and we'll be watching a show

00:24:16.299 --> 00:24:18.359
or I'm watching here by myself. And all I hear

00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:22.220
is you did it. And I look over and she's staring

00:24:22.220 --> 00:24:27.119
at me going, I have to go out or it's Boo. I

00:24:27.119 --> 00:24:29.319
hear that my sleep because Victoria booze me

00:24:29.319 --> 00:24:31.460
all day long. She sometimes times it out really

00:24:31.460 --> 00:24:33.619
well, like something will have been said or something

00:24:33.619 --> 00:24:36.099
is on the TV and then a boo comes. Oh my God.

00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:38.980
I can't change them now. So when you say boo,

00:24:39.160 --> 00:24:40.619
that's what I think of because I just see her

00:24:40.619 --> 00:24:44.240
face going. So she doesn't do it when I'm here,

00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:47.480
so she knows better. Yeah, she's trying to be

00:24:47.480 --> 00:24:49.859
on top of you. And Carly's like, I don't like

00:24:49.859 --> 00:24:53.500
dogs. That's not true. Anyway, so yes, Yuka.

00:24:53.720 --> 00:24:55.519
Yuka. And every time we say that, I want to sing

00:24:55.519 --> 00:25:01.779
the. Drink. Oh. Bieber song. What? Oh. Yuka.

00:25:03.119 --> 00:25:05.599
I don't know the words. Yukon. I know, but I

00:25:05.599 --> 00:25:06.960
said Yuka, because that's what we're talking

00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:09.859
about. But I like the. You're stupid at everything.

00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:12.710
You're stupid at everything. Okay. It's everything

00:25:12.710 --> 00:25:16.789
you do is stupid. I like my way better. So, da

00:25:16.789 --> 00:25:19.289
-da -da -da -da -da, you come. Da -da -da -da

00:25:19.289 --> 00:25:27.809
-da -da, you are. Stupid. Um, okay. Stop sniffling,

00:25:27.990 --> 00:25:30.269
Carly. Jeez. Sorry, I'm having too much fun talking

00:25:30.269 --> 00:25:34.390
about the pit. My fitness pal. So once you have

00:25:34.390 --> 00:25:38.130
gone on Yuka. Pepper, she doesn't like you. Stop

00:25:38.130 --> 00:25:40.930
trying. Dogs love me. Uh, once you've got on

00:25:40.930 --> 00:25:43.710
Yuka and you found the perfect products for your

00:25:43.710 --> 00:25:45.730
cabinets in your kitchen, then you're going to

00:25:45.730 --> 00:25:47.349
do my fitness pal, which I think is a little

00:25:47.349 --> 00:25:48.809
bit more universal and it's been around for a

00:25:48.809 --> 00:25:50.609
lot longer. So people know about it. So if you

00:25:50.609 --> 00:25:52.150
don't know about it or you haven't tried it or

00:25:52.150 --> 00:25:54.549
you're like, Ooh, maybe I should look into that.

00:25:54.829 --> 00:25:58.589
My fitness pal is a great caloric tracker. And

00:25:58.589 --> 00:26:01.630
if you pay for it, it's free. Like I have it

00:26:01.630 --> 00:26:03.130
on my phone right now and I don't pay. Why is

00:26:03.130 --> 00:26:07.650
it free? Oh, there are ads. I don't know, but.

00:26:08.039 --> 00:26:11.640
I don't pay for the services, which means you

00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:17.000
can scan the barcode. Hold. Yuka is brandless,

00:26:17.579 --> 00:26:20.779
meaning brands cannot pay to do the ads. I don't

00:26:20.779 --> 00:26:23.779
think it is adless. Do you know what I mean?

00:26:24.779 --> 00:26:30.579
The brands of food cannot pay to promote their

00:26:30.579 --> 00:26:34.700
foods, but there are ads. That's where that is.

00:26:34.910 --> 00:26:37.289
We figured it out. Some sort of big pharma ad

00:26:37.289 --> 00:26:44.049
on it. Cool. Get your GPL ones here. So if you

00:26:44.049 --> 00:26:46.009
pay premium or whatever it is monthly, I don't

00:26:46.009 --> 00:26:48.609
know, you can also do the bar scan and it will

00:26:48.609 --> 00:26:50.549
take that nutritional label and it'll tell you

00:26:50.549 --> 00:26:52.750
what the macros are. And you can click, yes,

00:26:52.789 --> 00:26:55.930
I'm eating this right now. Or you can just type

00:26:55.930 --> 00:26:59.930
in sweet potato and it'll give you like the nutritional

00:26:59.930 --> 00:27:01.509
value, lots of options. And then you click one.

00:27:01.849 --> 00:27:03.690
So it's great if you're just doing calories,

00:27:04.210 --> 00:27:07.390
or if you're just doing your macros, like proteins,

00:27:07.589 --> 00:27:09.930
carbs, fats, stuff like that. It's also good,

00:27:09.950 --> 00:27:12.589
and I say this for every one of any client we've

00:27:12.589 --> 00:27:15.390
ever had talking about food, and it stems back

00:27:15.390 --> 00:27:19.150
to Weight Watchers. Just write it down. Write

00:27:19.150 --> 00:27:20.609
it down. You write it down, you're gonna stick

00:27:20.609 --> 00:27:22.089
to it, you're gonna notice what you're eating,

00:27:22.250 --> 00:27:23.890
you're gonna notice what you're not eating. The

00:27:23.890 --> 00:27:27.500
thing about my fitness pal is that... You really

00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:30.140
do realize how much you're under eating your

00:27:30.140 --> 00:27:32.980
calories or how much oh my gosh I'm in the negatives

00:27:32.980 --> 00:27:35.099
because I've eaten too much. Usually it's that

00:27:35.099 --> 00:27:40.559
way for me. Yeah No, what? Yeah, because I pick

00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:43.920
So if if you have to write your stuff down and

00:27:43.920 --> 00:27:45.859
you're picking and the kids had macaroni and

00:27:45.859 --> 00:27:47.279
cheese And you have two scoops of macaroni and

00:27:47.279 --> 00:27:49.259
cheese and you write it down. It all adds up

00:27:49.259 --> 00:27:55.700
during the day. Yeah Yes This is true. I'm a

00:27:55.700 --> 00:28:00.799
big picker. No She picks she picks everything

00:28:00.799 --> 00:28:06.119
I am a big what's it called? Advocate. Yes God,

00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:08.559
I don't know for writing things down. What is

00:28:08.559 --> 00:28:10.940
the clairvoyancy on knowing the word somebody's

00:28:10.940 --> 00:28:14.119
gonna say I do it to pager do or he just like

00:28:14.119 --> 00:28:17.000
looks at me and I'm like you want this word Well,

00:28:17.420 --> 00:28:20.420
I have it. Oh, do you yeah, it's called a sixth

00:28:20.420 --> 00:28:24.470
sense. It's You're actually dead. She's not here

00:28:24.470 --> 00:28:30.609
right now. I see dead people. You're a wizard,

00:28:30.809 --> 00:28:35.369
Harry. Yes. In any case, you're an advocate for

00:28:35.369 --> 00:28:37.890
what? Writing stuff down. Oh, yeah. It's the

00:28:37.890 --> 00:28:41.029
one of the only things that ever helped me. If

00:28:41.029 --> 00:28:42.529
you're not good with water, you can track your

00:28:42.529 --> 00:28:44.869
water on my fitness pal as well. Carly's not

00:28:44.869 --> 00:28:47.180
great with water. I'm horrible. I haven't had

00:28:47.180 --> 00:28:48.940
water yet today, but I've had six cups of coffee.

00:28:48.940 --> 00:28:52.960
Oh my God. And I've taught a class already. It

00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:59.059
was all right. Just kidding. You should have

00:28:59.059 --> 00:29:02.359
had water. What was the bottle on stage? It's

00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:05.640
for show. Did you have a bottle? Oh. Oh. That

00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:08.559
is clearly for show. The coffee is for real.

00:29:09.220 --> 00:29:11.200
Sometimes she puts coffee on stage. Yeah. I'll

00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:13.759
have my coffee and my water on stage. And the

00:29:13.759 --> 00:29:15.660
water bottle never gets touched, but that...

00:29:15.630 --> 00:29:17.789
Coffee will get chugged in between dances. How

00:29:17.789 --> 00:29:22.170
are you alive? I don't know. Really? Oh, no,

00:29:22.170 --> 00:29:25.210
guys, the water is there. It's to say, do what

00:29:25.210 --> 00:29:27.430
I do, not what I say. Do what I say, not what

00:29:27.430 --> 00:29:31.529
I do. It is the tears of her children. That's

00:29:31.529 --> 00:29:34.589
why she doesn't drink them. I drink a lot of

00:29:34.589 --> 00:29:37.450
water. I drink a little over a gallon a day.

00:29:37.750 --> 00:29:39.609
You wouldn't know it to look at me because my

00:29:39.609 --> 00:29:41.710
lips are very dehydrated. Yeah, you're weird

00:29:41.710 --> 00:29:43.190
like that. Something's wrong with my kidneys.

00:29:43.269 --> 00:29:45.420
I have no idea. But, um, I don't know. We got

00:29:45.420 --> 00:29:47.619
to ask Noah Wiley. I don't think yes. Noah Wiley

00:29:47.619 --> 00:29:53.640
or nurse Dr. Alyssa or Alyssa. Yeah. So yeah,

00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:56.680
you can track your water. You can track however

00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:00.720
you want to track your intake. It also does track

00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:04.059
your exercise. If you have a Apple watch or a,

00:30:04.059 --> 00:30:05.960
or a Fitbit or something that connects to your

00:30:05.960 --> 00:30:08.339
phone and the app is on your phone, then you

00:30:10.129 --> 00:30:13.910
by proxy can track the calories you've burned.

00:30:14.430 --> 00:30:17.210
It's Bluetooth, so it goes right in. Right, right,

00:30:17.210 --> 00:30:21.549
right. I don't, yes, thank you, yes. That's how

00:30:21.549 --> 00:30:23.809
the internet works. I drink and I know things.

00:30:23.910 --> 00:30:26.890
Yes, oh. What's that from? A show I've never

00:30:26.890 --> 00:30:28.170
seen because I can't watch it because it's too

00:30:28.170 --> 00:30:30.329
gory. But you watch The Pit. Game of Thrones.

00:30:30.569 --> 00:30:32.869
I can't watch Game of Thrones. It's about torture,

00:30:33.369 --> 00:30:36.089
torturing people. This is about saving people.

00:30:36.529 --> 00:30:39.500
There's a difference. There's a difference. I

00:30:39.500 --> 00:30:44.619
really do torture every day. So yeah, I don't

00:30:44.619 --> 00:30:46.140
do that because I don't wear my watch anymore

00:30:46.140 --> 00:30:48.799
to work out. And so I don't have the connection.

00:30:49.460 --> 00:30:51.640
So if you want that negative energy balance of

00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:55.799
a calorie deficit, it's a great tool that you

00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:57.839
don't have to do any math. And you can, of course,

00:30:57.920 --> 00:30:59.779
it's always as a guide. Well, I was going to

00:30:59.779 --> 00:31:03.279
say, here's the little, I do do it. I do do it,

00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:06.769
Sarah. You're full of shit today. And you're

00:31:06.769 --> 00:31:10.410
making me have a stuffy nose. The dangerous thing

00:31:10.410 --> 00:31:13.210
when you have your workouts and your calories

00:31:13.210 --> 00:31:15.750
go immediately to MyFitnessPal is that it will

00:31:15.750 --> 00:31:19.009
add more calories for you to intake for the day,

00:31:19.369 --> 00:31:21.950
which makes you think, oh, I can have a bowl

00:31:21.950 --> 00:31:24.390
of ice cream. I have 800 calories left at the

00:31:24.390 --> 00:31:28.150
end of the day. So I'm going to eat them because

00:31:28.150 --> 00:31:30.650
a bowl of ice cream is only, let's say, 400 calories,

00:31:30.750 --> 00:31:34.000
whatever. You can't do that. That is not a calorie.

00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:35.619
Not if you don't want to maintain. If you want

00:31:35.619 --> 00:31:39.460
to lose, you want that deficit. Right. If you

00:31:39.460 --> 00:31:42.579
want to maintain, yeah, you're going to eat the

00:31:42.579 --> 00:31:44.619
calories that come in. You're going to kind of

00:31:44.619 --> 00:31:46.660
even it out. So it depends on what you're looking

00:31:46.660 --> 00:31:48.700
for. You can also use MyFitnessPal for gaining

00:31:48.700 --> 00:31:50.720
weight, because some people have a struggle with

00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:54.579
that, depending on your metabolic range. So gaining

00:31:54.579 --> 00:31:56.940
weight, gaining muscle, it's just a really good,

00:31:56.940 --> 00:32:00.579
what am I putting in my mouth type of tool that

00:32:00.579 --> 00:32:01.680
you don't really have to do a lot of work to.

00:32:02.220 --> 00:32:05.279
So the last app I don't have and Carly doesn't

00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:08.119
have she didn't know anything about it But this

00:32:08.119 --> 00:32:10.799
is something that I and I think there are a few

00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:12.940
of them out there But I've seen this one pop

00:32:12.940 --> 00:32:15.900
up on my algorithm because major and I click

00:32:15.900 --> 00:32:19.400
a lot of recipes and we'll save them into a shared

00:32:19.400 --> 00:32:23.220
you can share You're saved with people. Oh really

00:32:23.220 --> 00:32:26.339
collaborate So we have an app for like things

00:32:26.339 --> 00:32:28.779
we'd like to buy and then we have an app for

00:32:28.779 --> 00:32:32.400
recipes and like things we want to try Not an

00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:35.819
app, a saved folder, whatever. But there is an

00:32:35.819 --> 00:32:38.380
app that if you install it on your phone and

00:32:38.380 --> 00:32:42.200
then you see like, I don't know, I don't know

00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.059
when to say recipe influencers, but people do

00:32:45.059 --> 00:32:47.460
recipes all the time. Good or bad, healthy, not

00:32:47.460 --> 00:32:49.460
healthy, they do recipes. But say you're interested

00:32:49.460 --> 00:32:53.200
in one and you're watching it. There is a way

00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:57.539
that you, you know, when you. go to share something

00:32:57.539 --> 00:32:59.660
on Instagram, and then you can copy the link,

00:32:59.660 --> 00:33:02.059
or you can text it to someone. One of those options

00:33:02.059 --> 00:33:05.940
will be this app, and it's called Ressimi. And

00:33:05.940 --> 00:33:09.960
that video goes straight to the Ressimi app,

00:33:10.220 --> 00:33:12.599
and then tells you what the recipe is. Shut up.

00:33:12.859 --> 00:33:15.940
And then you can save it to your folders in your

00:33:15.940 --> 00:33:19.900
Ressimi app. It's called R -E -C -I -M -E. I

00:33:19.900 --> 00:33:23.079
just downloaded it. haven't even explored it

00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:25.220
yet but I've been looking at it and I was like

00:33:25.220 --> 00:33:26.779
that's really great because there's so many of

00:33:26.779 --> 00:33:29.059
these healthy apps there's like a cabbage one

00:33:29.059 --> 00:33:32.480
we just saved it looks so good and but I don't

00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:35.339
know the recipe because they haven't mapped it

00:33:35.339 --> 00:33:37.359
out and they want me to click a link and like

00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:39.259
purchase it from them I don't do that so you

00:33:39.259 --> 00:33:42.859
put it in here and this app will map it out for

00:33:42.859 --> 00:33:46.589
you and then You can you know save it however

00:33:46.589 --> 00:33:48.609
you want Maybe this is your new recipe book or

00:33:48.609 --> 00:33:50.329
write it in your own recipe book or just use

00:33:50.329 --> 00:33:52.109
it and see if you like it So well, that's like

00:33:52.109 --> 00:33:55.130
that meme or whatever, you know, I love a good

00:33:55.130 --> 00:33:59.069
meme That's like here. I'm gonna save this recipe

00:33:59.069 --> 00:34:01.589
and it's gonna get lost in my saved and I'm never

00:34:01.589 --> 00:34:03.390
gonna look at it again And I'm never gonna do

00:34:03.390 --> 00:34:09.150
it. Yeah, I clean out my saves you do every Six

00:34:09.150 --> 00:34:11.329
months or so. Well, I don't know why I'm surprised

00:34:11.329 --> 00:34:16.380
my emails are up to 69 ,389. That's not even

00:34:16.380 --> 00:34:21.500
the problem. Her phone, you know how you have,

00:34:21.500 --> 00:34:25.440
I don't know, homepage, then slide for more apps

00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:27.800
here, and then slide for maybe another page of

00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:32.190
apps, and then it's your full... itemized like

00:34:32.190 --> 00:34:35.070
for you page of apps. Carly's got 20 of those

00:34:35.070 --> 00:34:37.809
and some of the pages only have one app on them.

00:34:37.849 --> 00:34:40.130
And then some of the pages - This just has my

00:34:40.130 --> 00:34:43.190
camera. Three and four cameras. She has the three

00:34:43.190 --> 00:34:45.829
and four camera apps on her phone. I don't know

00:34:45.829 --> 00:34:48.889
how. And a few message apps and a few of her

00:34:48.889 --> 00:34:52.369
Google mail apps and a few Instagram apps. And

00:34:52.369 --> 00:34:54.489
it's all the same app. It's just multiplied for

00:34:54.489 --> 00:34:57.110
some reason. And she's got 20 pages you can swipe

00:34:57.110 --> 00:34:59.909
through. So you gotta like find, oh, here's app

00:34:59.909 --> 00:35:03.070
number. B of C are like stupid. I'm going to

00:35:03.070 --> 00:35:06.530
say it for the last time. I cannot be good at

00:35:06.530 --> 00:35:10.090
everything. Okay. Thank you, producer. It's def

00:35:10.090 --> 00:35:15.670
a problem. Well, after I get through my 69 ,000

00:35:15.670 --> 00:35:19.230
emails, I'll go through my 228 voicemails. And

00:35:19.230 --> 00:35:21.050
if you've texted me today in the last hour, I

00:35:21.050 --> 00:35:24.269
have 11 text messages to read. So don't look

00:35:24.269 --> 00:35:26.349
for a response anytime soon. There's not one

00:35:26.349 --> 00:35:28.550
mental health app she could possibly download.

00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:31.480
That will help her. I'm gonna download resume

00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:34.400
because I actually like that. I think I keep

00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:40.519
it gets popped. Sorry? Needs Dayquil. I was just

00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:42.780
gonna say I'm running out of Dayquil. I'm gonna

00:35:42.780 --> 00:35:44.820
scan it and see if it's okay. It's horrible.

00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:47.340
I think that's a negative hundred. I'll let you

00:35:47.340 --> 00:35:51.079
know if you can take it or not. I keep popping

00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:54.440
up on my, it keeps popping up on my algorithm.

00:35:54.980 --> 00:35:59.309
They're busy right now. And it just looks like

00:35:59.309 --> 00:36:02.570
what a brilliant idea. I don't know if it doesn't

00:36:02.570 --> 00:36:04.250
cost any money. I just downloaded it. I didn't

00:36:04.250 --> 00:36:06.829
have to pay for it. I don't know how they make

00:36:06.829 --> 00:36:08.849
money. I don't understand how apps work either.

00:36:08.989 --> 00:36:10.849
Any developer wants to chime in and let us know

00:36:10.849 --> 00:36:12.769
and we'll have you on because I just think that's

00:36:12.769 --> 00:36:16.630
fascinating. But I think there's a lot more in

00:36:16.630 --> 00:36:18.820
the app. than just taking the recipes. I think

00:36:18.820 --> 00:36:21.480
you can make folders. I think you can do saves.

00:36:21.539 --> 00:36:23.079
You can share. You can collaborate with other

00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:24.440
people. I think there's a lot of things you could

00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:28.599
probably do. I'm making this up. But oh, I can't

00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:30.599
have dairy. What's an alternative or something

00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:34.420
like that? So I'm just three good apps to help.

00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:39.400
We're in February. It's February 2026. We've

00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:43.820
gotten through January. Thank God. Yes. And also,

00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:47.519
what the hell? Because it's February. We've missed

00:36:47.519 --> 00:36:50.340
a month of the year already. No, we did it for

00:36:50.340 --> 00:36:52.920
a really long time. Not as long as last year.

00:36:53.139 --> 00:36:55.760
No, last year's was a couple years long. Yes.

00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:57.840
But think about how long ago New Year's Eve was.

00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:00.300
Well, yeah, that's what I mean. It's like crazy.

00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:03.139
Time is moving so fast. But this is when people

00:37:03.139 --> 00:37:06.679
start to get really hibernating. Hibernating.

00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:10.780
Hibernating. And I'm super hibernating. I don't

00:37:10.780 --> 00:37:12.340
really want to socialize ever. Even in the summer.

00:37:12.659 --> 00:37:14.869
Ever, yeah. It has nothing to do with the weather,

00:37:15.050 --> 00:37:17.010
the winter, or the month. No, I thrive in this

00:37:17.010 --> 00:37:20.090
weather. I just don't like people, but - She's

00:37:20.090 --> 00:37:21.949
lying. A lot of - She can't wait to see you tonight.

00:37:22.170 --> 00:37:23.789
She's trying. She's like, wow, our business is

00:37:23.789 --> 00:37:25.469
going to fold. Don't stop talking like this.

00:37:25.590 --> 00:37:27.329
Do you not remember the last couple of episodes?

00:37:27.630 --> 00:37:30.309
Yes, I get you. I hear you. It's old news. She

00:37:30.309 --> 00:37:35.949
loves you guys. February is when people, February

00:37:35.949 --> 00:37:38.210
and March is when people start like, uh, everything's

00:37:38.210 --> 00:37:41.590
too hard. My New Year's goals are too hard. My

00:37:41.590 --> 00:37:43.789
intentions are too hard. I'm tired. It's too

00:37:43.789 --> 00:37:45.369
cold for me to go outside. It's not working.

00:37:45.449 --> 00:37:47.289
I'm done. It's not working. It's been a month

00:37:47.289 --> 00:37:50.460
and I haven't seen progress. Bitch, it's been

00:37:50.460 --> 00:37:54.239
57 days of my little fitness journey, and I have

00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:56.320
gained weight and lost and gained and lost. You

00:37:56.320 --> 00:37:57.940
just lost. I lost two things. I know, I know.

00:37:58.039 --> 00:38:00.380
I'm just saying, it goes up and down. You've

00:38:00.380 --> 00:38:01.980
got to give it more than 30 days. You've got

00:38:01.980 --> 00:38:05.079
to give it more than 90 days. So February is

00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:07.860
the number, you know this, number one cutoff

00:38:07.860 --> 00:38:12.179
month of all gyms, all fitness goals. We just

00:38:12.179 --> 00:38:14.679
did that real. It was like, yeah, how do you

00:38:14.679 --> 00:38:17.019
stay open when all of your people leave because

00:38:17.019 --> 00:38:19.599
it's not working for them because you really

00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:22.239
weren't, you know, you weren't true to yourself

00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:24.159
when you said you were consistent. You were maybe

00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:26.840
consistent. You were maybe a little tired. Maybe

00:38:26.840 --> 00:38:28.079
you didn't stick to it 100 percent. And then

00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:31.219
they leave. And also life gets in the way. So

00:38:31.219 --> 00:38:35.699
when life starts like derailing your plans and

00:38:35.699 --> 00:38:39.719
it gets hard to keep. It gets what? Hard. It

00:38:39.719 --> 00:38:46.320
gets hard. You gotta say it from the back of

00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:48.519
the throat. I can't right now. Or I'll say it

00:38:48.519 --> 00:38:53.159
when it gets very thick. Um, so these apps can

00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:55.719
just, long story short, these apps can help.

00:38:55.940 --> 00:38:57.920
They can help you stay on track. They can help

00:38:57.920 --> 00:39:00.659
you not like lose sight of what you're trying

00:39:00.659 --> 00:39:02.900
to do when you're feeling tired. It's like, well,

00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:06.519
I'm tired, but you guys are going to tell me

00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:08.000
what to get to the store and I'm going to be

00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:10.230
fine. Cause once you get It under wraps. I'm

00:39:10.230 --> 00:39:12.489
sure you don't have to navigate it. Yeah. And

00:39:12.489 --> 00:39:14.469
once you're eating the foods that are healthier

00:39:14.469 --> 00:39:18.469
for you, you will feel good on the inside. It's

00:39:18.469 --> 00:39:20.030
not like you're spending all this money with

00:39:20.030 --> 00:39:23.150
no benefits. It's all the benefits. You're eating

00:39:23.150 --> 00:39:26.010
healthier, you're feeling better, and you're

00:39:26.010 --> 00:39:29.650
sticking to something. And like Victoria said,

00:39:29.670 --> 00:39:31.869
in the long run, you're paying more for groceries,

00:39:31.909 --> 00:39:33.610
but you're staying out of the hospital because

00:39:33.610 --> 00:39:37.610
of illnesses and all the other stuff that comes

00:39:37.610 --> 00:39:40.800
with horrendous food habits. Yeah, that's true.

00:39:41.099 --> 00:39:43.880
So just think if you did Yuka and meal prepped,

00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:46.340
you would say you would save the money. Wait,

00:39:46.400 --> 00:39:48.900
I meal prepped all day yesterday until I realized

00:39:48.900 --> 00:39:51.420
I did have a doctor's appointment. Oh my God.

00:39:51.500 --> 00:39:53.099
Now let's talk about it really quickly. This

00:39:53.099 --> 00:39:55.000
is not have to do with anything other than mental

00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:57.599
health. And Carly maybe was hungry and needed

00:39:57.599 --> 00:40:00.559
a snicker bar. She texted me and she's like,

00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:03.179
we can't record on Tuesday. This is last week.

00:40:03.179 --> 00:40:06.340
Yeah, we can't record on Tuesday. Today is Wednesday,

00:40:06.340 --> 00:40:09.030
by the way. Because I have a doctor's appointment

00:40:09.030 --> 00:40:11.969
at 9 at a mammogram my first one mammogram first

00:40:11.969 --> 00:40:13.449
one ever We're not too sure how they're gonna

00:40:13.449 --> 00:40:16.269
squeeze anything, but it has to happen mom already

00:40:16.269 --> 00:40:19.150
asked the doctors if I'll be okay. Oh my god

00:40:19.150 --> 00:40:24.789
So like cool yeah, we'll do it, you know Wednesday

00:40:24.789 --> 00:40:27.329
or Thursday like our other rescheduled days are

00:40:27.329 --> 00:40:33.409
So yesterday at 9 a .m. Comes by oh my god, I

00:40:33.409 --> 00:40:36.230
went to the doctor I Didn't have the appointment

00:40:36.230 --> 00:40:39.769
today. It's on Thursday. Thursday. I got it wrong.

00:40:40.670 --> 00:40:43.050
And I was like, but did you go? And she was like,

00:40:43.050 --> 00:40:46.230
yes, I did. I did. I showed up. They said, no,

00:40:46.329 --> 00:40:50.449
go home. It's Thursday. Wow. So give it in, I

00:40:50.449 --> 00:40:52.909
don't know, how many minutes? Uh, two hours.

00:40:53.349 --> 00:40:56.650
I went home. I meal prepped. I went food shopping.

00:40:56.809 --> 00:40:59.809
I started making all the vegetables and all the

00:40:59.809 --> 00:41:01.130
stuff for the kids for the week. So I want them

00:41:01.130 --> 00:41:02.849
to eat healthy. And she texts me and she goes,

00:41:02.969 --> 00:41:05.750
oh my God, my other doctor appointment was today.

00:41:06.739 --> 00:41:08.440
They just texted me and said, are you in the

00:41:08.440 --> 00:41:11.340
waiting room? And I responded, yes, I am. And

00:41:11.340 --> 00:41:14.739
I was in my kitchen making sweet potatoes. Oh

00:41:14.739 --> 00:41:16.699
my god, because I just gave her two giant sweet

00:41:16.699 --> 00:41:18.300
potatoes. And I was making sweet potatoes and

00:41:18.300 --> 00:41:20.619
I was like, yes, I'm in the lobby. I jumped in

00:41:20.619 --> 00:41:22.659
the car so fast and I was like, I knew I had

00:41:22.659 --> 00:41:24.699
a doctor's appointment today. I just went to

00:41:24.699 --> 00:41:26.940
the wrong one at the wrong time. If there was

00:41:26.940 --> 00:41:30.440
only an app for writing things down. Well, to

00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:33.679
be honest, it was a primary care doctor. It wasn't

00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:35.699
a mammogram. It doesn't matter. It's called a

00:41:35.699 --> 00:41:38.440
notepad. And you write it down. So I get to the

00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:40.739
doctors. I'm meeting this new doctor for the

00:41:40.739 --> 00:41:42.840
first time. Because, you know, whatever. And

00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:45.059
the fire alarm goes off. And she's like, you

00:41:45.059 --> 00:41:47.960
got to go stand outside. Oh my god. So I had

00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:49.719
to go stand outside for 10 minutes. And I'm like,

00:41:49.780 --> 00:41:51.699
oh my god, I got to go to lunch duty. I was like,

00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:54.860
my life is wild right now. And then she calls

00:41:54.860 --> 00:41:58.800
me. And she calls me. She calls me, and she's

00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:01.320
complaining about this, and I'm going, wow, you

00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:03.179
just can't write it down. Wow, oh, you did write

00:42:03.179 --> 00:42:06.219
it down. That's worse, okay. And then she's going,

00:42:06.659 --> 00:42:09.440
I just spilled coffee all over me, I gotta go,

00:42:09.519 --> 00:42:11.960
I gotta go. This day is great. I was like, get

00:42:11.960 --> 00:42:14.300
off the phone, just hang up. I don't even think

00:42:14.300 --> 00:42:16.719
you got to that. I spilled coffee all down my

00:42:16.719 --> 00:42:18.300
coat. I said, I spilled coffee, gotta go, bye.

00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:23.699
It was the fastest I've ever gotten her off the

00:42:23.699 --> 00:42:26.559
phone. I do have a mammogram. I'll let you know

00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:28.860
how that goes. And I'll let you know what they

00:42:28.860 --> 00:42:32.539
do to me. But, you know, that's on Thursday.

00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:34.059
Maybe it's what they do to kids. They're going

00:42:34.059 --> 00:42:36.340
to put your arms up and they put you down a tube.

00:42:37.579 --> 00:42:41.000
Well, honestly, mom went to the doctor like last

00:42:41.000 --> 00:42:44.139
week and she said, so my daughter's really flat.

00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:49.260
God damn it. What can they do? And they're like,

00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:51.880
we've seen flat. Like, we'll be fine with it.

00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:55.960
We've seen flat. And she was like, no, I feel

00:42:55.960 --> 00:43:00.079
like really flat. And I'm like, mom. Everybody

00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:02.739
hates you. You do everything stupid. Everything

00:43:02.739 --> 00:43:06.440
you do is stupid. Get it right. Nope. Anyway.

00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:13.300
Anyway, download these apps. Save your New Year's

00:43:13.300 --> 00:43:18.000
intentions by being healthy and, you know, be

00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:19.599
careful with the wallet part. But other than

00:43:19.599 --> 00:43:23.579
that meal prep. Yeah. And let this help you.

00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:28.760
And then My gosh, if you start now, second week

00:43:28.760 --> 00:43:30.860
into February, first week into February. Yeah,

00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:33.519
it's February 3rd, 4th, 5th. I don't know what

00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:35.639
day it is. The 9th, when you hear this on the

00:43:35.639 --> 00:43:39.480
9th, February 9th, hello Monday, you have the

00:43:39.480 --> 00:43:41.460
rest, you have three more weeks of February.

00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:45.519
Just imagine what's gonna happen by April 5th,

00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:48.000
by spring break. You could feel like a completely

00:43:48.000 --> 00:43:50.599
different person. You could actually have different

00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:54.530
body composition metrics. and the scale could

00:43:54.530 --> 00:43:56.489
look different, whether you want to go up, whether

00:43:56.489 --> 00:43:57.829
you want to go down, whether you want to stay

00:43:57.829 --> 00:44:00.710
the same, like you have the tools. These phones

00:44:00.710 --> 00:44:02.929
are really toxic, but there are a lot of good

00:44:02.929 --> 00:44:04.489
things that come with them. So these three apps

00:44:04.489 --> 00:44:06.969
are three of the good things that come with this

00:44:06.969 --> 00:44:10.630
phone. Yeah. So that was the point of today.

00:44:11.550 --> 00:44:14.489
We got off topic a lot, but we got off the topic.

00:44:15.909 --> 00:44:19.449
You could let me have one mess up and keep going.

00:44:19.690 --> 00:44:23.230
Just let me have one. I can't tell if you stuttered

00:44:23.230 --> 00:44:29.849
on the top or the pick. Trapick. We didn't cover

00:44:29.849 --> 00:44:35.650
one Trapick. They're like, just let me go. Trapick,

00:44:35.690 --> 00:44:37.949
she's getting ready for bed bunny. She's rolling

00:44:37.949 --> 00:44:46.559
her Rs. What? No. Every Puerto Rican just kind

00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:47.920
of shivered, but they don't know why. No, but

00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:49.900
they're very inclusive, so they're very happy

00:44:49.900 --> 00:44:56.940
to have me. I don't think all of them. Oh my

00:44:56.940 --> 00:45:02.039
gosh. Hi guys, I'm blonde. This is blonde bunny.

00:45:02.900 --> 00:45:08.400
Oh my God, that's my name. I'm blonde bunny.

00:45:08.820 --> 00:45:10.000
She didn't even get that excited when she had

00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:15.440
kids. Oh my goodness. Hold on, the Puerto Rican

00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:17.519
is chiming in. The Puerto Rican is chiming in.

00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:23.380
Is not a good emoji. It's a sad one. It's a sad

00:45:23.380 --> 00:45:25.219
side eye emoji like this. He doesn't like, he

00:45:25.219 --> 00:45:28.119
doesn't like blonde bunny. I just don't think

00:45:28.119 --> 00:45:30.139
he's an inclusive Puerto Rican like you think.

00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:35.960
Five of those emojis is what he sent. Looking

00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:38.920
sad off into the distance. Listen, bad bunny

00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:43.659
accepts me for who I am. I'm crying, sorry. I'm

00:45:43.659 --> 00:45:45.460
gonna be crying in the Super Bowl too. Oh my

00:45:45.460 --> 00:45:49.800
God, we have to go. Just remember. With my people.

00:45:51.820 --> 00:45:58.159
Goodbye. I'm Cuban, so. Only a quarter. What?

00:46:00.380 --> 00:46:07.500
I'm Cuban. Just remember, you're always fit.

00:46:07.900 --> 00:46:11.199
to be real and always allowed to be a little

00:46:11.199 --> 00:46:20.480
extra. I don't know how to get out. Hold on.

00:46:21.059 --> 00:46:28.460
Guys, I'm so sorry. Are we done? Are we done?

00:46:29.340 --> 00:46:30.699
I have to go to the bathroom. I mean, we're definitely

00:46:30.699 --> 00:46:35.360
canceled. If that's what you mean. For legal

00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:37.179
reasons, we have to tell you that this podcast

00:46:37.179 --> 00:46:39.440
is meant for entertainment and educational purposes

00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:42.340
only. We are not healthcare professionals. For

00:46:42.340 --> 00:46:44.539
all of your health, wellness, fitness, and self

00:46:44.539 --> 00:46:46.960
-care needs, please refer to the medical professional

00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:49.619
in your life, your primary care physician, your

00:46:49.619 --> 00:46:52.199
therapist, a certified coach, whoever it may

00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:54.639
be. And then let us know what they say because

00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:59.000
I guarantee we need to know it too. Okay? Okay,

00:46:59.119 --> 00:46:59.280
bye.
