WEBVTT 00:00:07.410 --> 00:00:10.490 Welcome to Fit to Be Real. And a little extra, 00:00:10.890 --> 00:00:15.849 we're back. We're back. It seemed, that was like 00:00:15.849 --> 00:00:20.010 low and spooky. Yeah. Halloween is over. I also 00:00:20.010 --> 00:00:25.050 have no voice. We just came home from Vegas because 00:00:25.050 --> 00:00:31.429 that's what, you know, but Carly's 40. Did you 00:00:31.429 --> 00:00:37.780 just make that up? No. Oh yeah. Katy Perry. You 00:00:37.780 --> 00:00:40.920 could have started with shut up. I'm Victoria. 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:47.619 Hey guys, I'm 40. It is the birthday that never 00:00:47.619 --> 00:00:52.460 ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Crushing 00:00:52.460 --> 00:00:55.939 it so far. Wow. Wait, I got funny when I turned 00:00:55.939 --> 00:01:00.479 40. Did I ruin it? You did. You just have to 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:03.240 let it flow. I don't know how to do that. At 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:06.390 the end of our Vegas trip. Andrew was like, it's 00:01:06.390 --> 00:01:10.069 finally over. I think no one was more excited 00:01:10.069 --> 00:01:15.409 for it to be over than him. He was stressed to 00:01:15.409 --> 00:01:17.250 plan it well and he did a really good job. Yeah, 00:01:17.349 --> 00:01:21.129 he did. Andrew, you crushed it. It took 40 years. 00:01:21.189 --> 00:01:22.730 Wait, he just started listening to the podcast 00:01:22.730 --> 00:01:27.569 again. Shoot. I came downstairs into the office 00:01:27.569 --> 00:01:30.900 and I heard my voice. And I was like, what are 00:01:30.900 --> 00:01:32.799 you listening to? And he's like, do you want 00:01:32.799 --> 00:01:34.280 to listen to yourself again? I said, no, I already 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:36.219 listened to it by myself. I don't need to listen 00:01:36.219 --> 00:01:38.780 to it with you. And I said, why are you listening 00:01:38.780 --> 00:01:41.599 to the podcast? Why not? I don't know. And he 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:43.700 said, because it's been on my to -do list for 00:01:43.700 --> 00:01:48.959 a year, so I'm backdated. Wow. Pedro does too. 00:01:49.079 --> 00:01:51.299 He was like, I'm not afraid of, oh, I have to 00:01:51.299 --> 00:01:54.060 redact a statement. Pedro is not afraid of spiders. 00:01:54.409 --> 00:01:56.969 Oh, what's he afraid of? It was like the millipede 00:01:56.969 --> 00:01:59.489 centipede things. Oh, yeah, they're gross. And 00:01:59.489 --> 00:02:01.469 it's not a fear. It's just he just, yeah, they're 00:02:01.469 --> 00:02:04.450 gross. I was like, I'm so sorry. I got it wrong. 00:02:04.689 --> 00:02:08.789 So I'm here to clarify. Wait, the show Nobody 00:02:08.789 --> 00:02:11.330 Wants This, which if you haven't started it, 00:02:11.409 --> 00:02:14.150 it's really, really good. It's with Kristen Bell 00:02:14.150 --> 00:02:16.610 and Adam Brody. Is it? Victoria did not like 00:02:16.610 --> 00:02:19.949 it. I watched season one, and I was just like, 00:02:20.229 --> 00:02:22.389 she's annoying. But that got me hooked with season 00:02:22.389 --> 00:02:26.789 one. It wasn't bad. I just I'm not like, yeah, 00:02:26.830 --> 00:02:28.969 let me get into season two Well, it's about two 00:02:28.969 --> 00:02:31.689 sisters who podcast together and like they sort 00:02:31.689 --> 00:02:34.810 of sometimes fight when they are podcasting and 00:02:34.810 --> 00:02:37.210 then the one boyfriend does not want to be talked 00:02:37.210 --> 00:02:40.550 about on the podcast and it just reminded me 00:02:40.550 --> 00:02:44.830 of Andrew's never said that but Well, what doesn't 00:02:44.830 --> 00:02:46.689 I'm not you don't know won't kill you that's 00:02:46.689 --> 00:02:49.629 her he likes me airing everything on the podcast 00:02:49.629 --> 00:02:52.719 about him, but If you watch the show, maybe we 00:02:52.719 --> 00:02:54.960 will have an Andrew's corner. It's a shame. This 00:02:54.960 --> 00:02:57.840 started with a compliment. Yeah. And it went 00:02:57.840 --> 00:03:01.979 awry. As it does. Either way, let's circle back. 00:03:02.159 --> 00:03:05.659 Andrew crushed your birthday. Yes, I think. Truly. 00:03:06.520 --> 00:03:10.259 I always put a lot of expectations on my birthday. 00:03:10.259 --> 00:03:14.080 On life. Oh, yeah, on life. And he always seems 00:03:14.080 --> 00:03:16.680 to feel like he failed, even though he didn't 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:19.460 fail. No, he does, because you tell him he does. 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:22.939 Andrew, I got your back. You're not alone. This 00:03:22.939 --> 00:03:28.300 year, he exceeded all of the 21 birthdays I've 00:03:28.300 --> 00:03:32.599 spent with him. So I mean, I spent 21 birthdays 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:35.439 with him. And this year seriously was like sick. 00:03:35.620 --> 00:03:37.159 It was so good. 21 birth. That's crazy. Isn't 00:03:37.159 --> 00:03:41.659 that crazy? Yeah. Yeah, it's more than half my 00:03:41.659 --> 00:03:51.400 life. One year more. One year more. Yeah, we're 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:54.560 still hungover. I honestly didn't drink that 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:57.240 much. It was just, it was an energy hangover. 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:00.919 The amount, like Vegas just sucks it out of you. 00:04:01.020 --> 00:04:02.979 Well, because in a good way. We're on a time 00:04:02.979 --> 00:04:07.379 difference. So we're three hours behind or three 00:04:07.379 --> 00:04:09.560 hours ahead. So like when you get there, you 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:12.520 just go, go, go. And then at midnight, it's really 00:04:12.520 --> 00:04:17.399 3 AM in our bodies. So like we're overly exhausted. 00:04:17.459 --> 00:04:19.600 And when you're only there for three days, You 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:22.500 just go nonstop. Yeah, it never regulates. And 00:04:22.500 --> 00:04:26.879 our first day was like a 430 wake up. And we 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:31.980 went all, like, there was no time to reset or 00:04:31.980 --> 00:04:35.579 just like, I don't know, hang out. If anybody 00:04:35.579 --> 00:04:38.060 is thinking about going to Vegas, it's really 00:04:38.060 --> 00:04:41.079 fun. Bring your family. Go see all the dirty 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:44.160 shows that Andrew has to offer in Vegas with 00:04:44.160 --> 00:04:46.639 your family. And Bob Marley. And Bob Marley. 00:04:46.740 --> 00:04:50.040 So good. But it was really fun and I've been 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:52.199 to Vegas. I can't even count the amount of times 00:04:52.199 --> 00:04:55.399 now, but it's so different going with your family 00:04:55.399 --> 00:04:58.480 because it was so much fun. I was so excited 00:04:58.480 --> 00:05:01.259 to show everybody what Andrew does and also just, 00:05:01.620 --> 00:05:04.439 you know, I'm always with my kids and I was with 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:06.339 my kids all summer while Andrew was away. So 00:05:06.339 --> 00:05:08.839 it was really nice. No offense to my children 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:11.759 to just go be kid free for three days. I think 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:13.879 that's normal. I think you don't do it enough. 00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:18.269 I think you like binge. Like, you're with them 00:05:18.269 --> 00:05:20.329 so much all the time. They come everywhere. They 00:05:20.329 --> 00:05:23.009 do everything with you, which is amazing as well. 00:05:23.329 --> 00:05:27.290 But then you're desperate for time just with 00:05:27.290 --> 00:05:30.589 adults instead of doing it like little bits at 00:05:30.589 --> 00:05:32.769 a time. Like, mom and dad are gonna go on date 00:05:32.769 --> 00:05:36.149 night. Like normally, maybe not every week, but 00:05:36.149 --> 00:05:39.509 like twice a month. And you don't do that. So 00:05:39.509 --> 00:05:41.649 I think you need to do that more. I'm gonna go 00:05:41.649 --> 00:05:45.990 big or go homer. I said homer. You did. We were 00:05:45.990 --> 00:05:49.310 gonna bypass it, but then you didn't bypass it. 00:05:49.509 --> 00:05:53.689 Yeah, I do things very hardcore 100 % and then 00:05:53.689 --> 00:06:07.750 I don't do them at all. You're all welcome for 00:06:07.750 --> 00:06:13.350 that. Wow. Yikes. Okay. So what are we talking 00:06:13.350 --> 00:06:18.009 about today? Christmas. You know I'm an early 00:06:18.009 --> 00:06:23.089 Christmas celebrator and I know there's a lot 00:06:23.089 --> 00:06:25.110 of you out there. And Victoria said, why are 00:06:25.110 --> 00:06:29.149 we talking about this? And I said, because by 00:06:29.149 --> 00:06:31.970 the time we get to the December season, the Christmas 00:06:31.970 --> 00:06:35.319 season, And if we did this episode then, it would 00:06:35.319 --> 00:06:38.420 be too late. Your plans are already made. Your 00:06:38.420 --> 00:06:40.699 traditions are already, you know. Tradished. 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:43.779 Tradished. Oh, I like that. And then you're like, 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:45.959 oh, I got to remember that for next year. So 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:48.759 if we talk about it early, you can set it up 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:50.879 for this year so that you don't miss anything. 00:06:51.379 --> 00:06:53.779 If one of these jumps out at you and you say, 00:06:53.879 --> 00:06:56.120 oh, I really want to do those, then you won't 00:06:56.120 --> 00:06:58.279 miss it. How can we even say anything about my 00:06:58.279 --> 00:07:01.379 Christmas sweatshirt? Sorry, she's wearing a 00:07:01.379 --> 00:07:04.680 Nutcracker sweatshirt. But they're like sparkly 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:14.079 cute. Yeah, I got it from oh It's a medium It's 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:19.839 a medium, where'd you get it Berkeley e Johnson's 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:27.100 Berkeley Johnson a whole sale a BJ's. Oh It's 00:07:27.100 --> 00:07:31.579 French and I heard Berkeley and Johnson, yeah 00:07:32.379 --> 00:07:35.480 What? That's what BJ stands for. It stands for 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:40.560 Berkeley and Johnson? Is this a trick? I had 00:07:40.560 --> 00:07:42.779 no idea what... What did you think it's standing 00:07:42.779 --> 00:07:48.240 for? Like, our cousin BJ. Baby genie. Baby genie. 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:49.959 Hold on, now I have to fact check myself because 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:52.839 you're so shocked that I feel like it's wrong. 00:07:53.840 --> 00:07:56.620 It's also freaking freezing in this house, and 00:07:56.620 --> 00:07:58.480 that's why I'm under a blanket. That's a lie. 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:00.720 She showed up at the door chattering her teeth 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:03.459 outdoors. It's so cold. And it's 66 in here. 00:08:03.540 --> 00:08:05.720 I have the heat on. Oh my god. I needed a blanket. 00:08:05.860 --> 00:08:07.980 Usually I'm not like this. But anyway, well, 00:08:07.980 --> 00:08:11.779 she's fact checking. So I don't know how you 00:08:11.779 --> 00:08:14.740 all feel. Don't mind me. I'm just looking at 00:08:14.740 --> 00:08:19.560 my list. But this was my thinking. Now, Victoria, 00:08:19.660 --> 00:08:22.240 tell me if I'm wrong. Are you still fact checking? 00:08:22.540 --> 00:08:24.259 Yeah, I'm having a hard time. Well, we can do 00:08:24.259 --> 00:08:29.180 that later. Okay. Listen to me. So I felt like 00:08:29.180 --> 00:08:32.740 during COVID, after COVID, everybody went nuts 00:08:32.740 --> 00:08:36.720 with wanting to celebrate Christmas and buying 00:08:36.720 --> 00:08:40.139 all the gifts and spending all the money. And 00:08:40.139 --> 00:08:43.220 this year, I feel like it's not that way. One, 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:48.579 because tariffs are high, shipping is high. people 00:08:48.579 --> 00:08:50.980 are not making as much money as they did even 00:08:50.980 --> 00:08:53.519 like three years ago. Oh my God, not even since 00:08:53.519 --> 00:08:55.519 last year. And everything, food is expensive. 00:08:55.620 --> 00:08:58.539 Everything's expensive. What's it called? Inflation? 00:08:59.100 --> 00:09:01.940 Inflation, thank you. You pulled out tariffs, 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:04.919 but you didn't say inflation. Also, I was wrong 00:09:04.919 --> 00:09:08.240 and right. It's Berkeley Jensen. Berkeley Jensen. 00:09:08.419 --> 00:09:11.220 Berkeley Johnson. Not Johnson. As if that was 00:09:11.220 --> 00:09:13.059 what it was. You don't recognize that, Logra? 00:09:13.259 --> 00:09:18.000 I do. I never knew that that was BJ. Baby Jeannie. 00:09:18.179 --> 00:09:21.639 It starts with a B and starts with a J. Anyway, 00:09:21.799 --> 00:09:25.259 so I feel like during COVID and after COVID, 00:09:25.299 --> 00:09:27.799 people were just so excited to get back to normal 00:09:27.799 --> 00:09:30.960 life that they went big. I know we did at home 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:33.159 for Christmas because we wanted the kids to have 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:38.059 a normal Christmas and we went all out. And we 00:09:38.059 --> 00:09:40.059 can't do that this year. One, because I had a 00:09:40.059 --> 00:09:44.240 really expensive 40th birthday. 40th month. 40th 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:47.820 month. And also because everything is more expensive. 00:09:47.820 --> 00:09:52.919 Yeah. But you got your kids used to a lot. Yeah. 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:57.059 But here's also the thing, which I asked them 00:09:57.059 --> 00:09:59.980 the other day. Name me three of your favorite 00:09:59.980 --> 00:10:01.500 gifts from last year that you got from Santa. 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:04.220 Did you see this on Instagram? I just saw it 00:10:04.220 --> 00:10:06.539 this morning, and it's brilliant. Guess what? 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:12.549 Couldn't remember. Dean couldn't remember any, 00:10:13.370 --> 00:10:16.350 and Melody and Lewis only remembered one gift 00:10:16.350 --> 00:10:19.070 that they loved from Christmas last year. After 00:10:19.070 --> 00:10:26.009 the thousands that we spent. So if you are listening 00:10:26.009 --> 00:10:28.169 to this with kids, I forgot to say, maybe don't 00:10:28.169 --> 00:10:30.809 listen to it with kids. If your kids are in the 00:10:30.809 --> 00:10:32.549 car. Mom and dad still buy presents. Mom and 00:10:32.549 --> 00:10:36.629 dad buy presents for lots of people. So just 00:10:36.629 --> 00:10:40.970 keep that in mind. Yeah. And that just really 00:10:40.970 --> 00:10:43.230 doubled down on the fact that I was like, no, 00:10:43.269 --> 00:10:45.470 we're not doing this this year. You can make 00:10:45.470 --> 00:10:49.970 your list. And that's fine. But we are not. I'm 00:10:49.970 --> 00:10:52.990 not going to go overboard. Because what they 00:10:52.990 --> 00:10:54.990 do remember, because then I started asking the 00:10:54.990 --> 00:10:56.830 questions of like, what was your favorite thing 00:10:56.830 --> 00:10:59.389 that you did last Christmas? They started remembering. 00:11:00.169 --> 00:11:02.529 They could remember all of the things that we 00:11:02.529 --> 00:11:05.889 did. They could not remember the gifts. And like, 00:11:05.970 --> 00:11:09.090 isn't that? Our brother started doing that for 00:11:09.090 --> 00:11:11.970 birthdays. He does not buy items and material 00:11:11.970 --> 00:11:14.870 stuff. He gives experiences. Yeah, for their 00:11:14.870 --> 00:11:16.769 birthdays now. Really? I didn't know that. Oh, 00:11:16.769 --> 00:11:19.429 he doesn't buy Josie or Billy, like, stuff. Oh, 00:11:19.450 --> 00:11:21.429 yeah, duh. They go to shows. He's been taking 00:11:21.429 --> 00:11:23.610 them to shows, yeah. They go to wrestling things. 00:11:23.669 --> 00:11:25.950 They go to, I forget what show he just took her 00:11:25.950 --> 00:11:28.529 to. He took her to Kidz Bop. Oh, no, Descendants 00:11:28.529 --> 00:11:31.129 and Zombies concert. Yeah, but it was also a 00:11:31.129 --> 00:11:33.350 Broadway show. And Juliet. And Juliet, yeah. 00:11:34.149 --> 00:11:36.269 Which I think is brilliant, because they'll remember 00:11:36.269 --> 00:11:38.769 that. Yeah, I remember stuff that we did as a 00:11:38.769 --> 00:11:41.889 kid. But as a kid, you also remember waking up 00:11:41.889 --> 00:11:44.230 to a pile of presents. That I do remember, so 00:11:44.230 --> 00:11:46.309 it's hard. Yeah, you do. You don't remember? 00:11:46.950 --> 00:11:48.889 No, but not every kid is like that. We're right. 00:11:49.090 --> 00:11:50.909 Not every family is like that. So I'm not saying 00:11:50.909 --> 00:11:55.830 that you need to take away all the gifts. I'm 00:11:55.830 --> 00:11:59.669 just saying maybe think this year, if you're 00:11:59.669 --> 00:12:03.220 in the same boat as us, maybe downsize a little 00:12:03.220 --> 00:12:05.179 bit, but make it bigger on the experiences. And 00:12:05.179 --> 00:12:06.419 the things that we're going to talk about today, 00:12:06.580 --> 00:12:08.379 the traditions you can start or the experiences 00:12:08.379 --> 00:12:12.179 are actually, most of them are free. This is 00:12:12.179 --> 00:12:15.379 Carly's rodeo. We are just here for the ride. 00:12:15.620 --> 00:12:19.039 So let's go. All right. Traditions that you can 00:12:19.039 --> 00:12:22.299 start this year if you haven't already. The first 00:12:22.299 --> 00:12:25.500 one is called Santa's Blanket. So again, if you're 00:12:25.500 --> 00:12:27.840 listening to this in the car with kids, don't. 00:12:27.899 --> 00:12:32.779 It's too late. Figure it out, everyone. So what 00:12:32.779 --> 00:12:37.299 we do in my house is we do Christmas actually 00:12:37.299 --> 00:12:39.679 on Thanksgiving when the elves come because we 00:12:39.679 --> 00:12:42.120 have elves. Our elves leave Christmas pajamas 00:12:42.120 --> 00:12:45.379 to be worn on Christmas Eve. And to be clear, 00:12:46.960 --> 00:12:49.740 we have had elves before Elf on the Shelf was 00:12:49.740 --> 00:12:54.320 a thing. Since 1985. And mom had one in the 50s. 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:58.009 Yes. And Vicki had one in the 50s. So the fact 00:12:58.009 --> 00:13:01.210 that they did not try to make this a thing, we 00:13:01.210 --> 00:13:04.470 would have been millionaires, millionaires, billionaires, 00:13:04.789 --> 00:13:07.830 maybe. Um, well, no, actually probably probably. 00:13:08.230 --> 00:13:11.730 So we've been doing elves and have elves. Um, 00:13:11.730 --> 00:13:15.330 my elf is named no, my elf is named flow because 00:13:15.330 --> 00:13:20.049 she's hormonal and I don't give a shit and have 00:13:20.049 --> 00:13:22.850 never, they came with that name and my brother's 00:13:22.850 --> 00:13:31.799 is Mo. Mo money, mo problems. Homo. Homo money, 00:13:31.940 --> 00:13:35.899 mo problems. So they were named correctly, but 00:13:35.899 --> 00:13:38.399 we each had our own. We did not have a family 00:13:38.399 --> 00:13:41.299 elf. Oh wait, and our mom's elf name was McGillicutty. 00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:48.620 And Andrew's elf's name is Al Roker. So we each 00:13:48.620 --> 00:13:50.659 had an elf. Not every family does that. A lot 00:13:50.659 --> 00:13:53.059 of people have a family elf. They popped around 00:13:53.059 --> 00:13:56.470 the house. They dropped little gifts every now 00:13:56.470 --> 00:13:58.730 and then, like a pair of like earrings or whatever. 00:13:59.289 --> 00:14:01.929 So we were doing the elf thing before the elf 00:14:01.929 --> 00:14:05.730 thing was cool. 100%. Just had to let everyone 00:14:05.730 --> 00:14:07.350 know what they're doing with Elf on the Shelf 00:14:07.350 --> 00:14:10.190 now is absolutely ridiculous. Yes. If you're 00:14:10.190 --> 00:14:13.649 a part of that, you do you boo. It's too much 00:14:13.649 --> 00:14:15.950 work. However, I cannot wait till our elves show 00:14:15.950 --> 00:14:20.070 up. So my kids fall in line every day. I'm like, 00:14:20.149 --> 00:14:23.309 Dean, when your elf gets here, I can't wait for 00:14:23.309 --> 00:14:26.769 him to not give you presents. I said that to 00:14:26.769 --> 00:14:28.730 him yesterday. I was really, really angry. It's 00:14:28.730 --> 00:14:32.750 a Grinchy house lately. Wait, so real quick, 00:14:32.929 --> 00:14:37.049 our elves names are Bobbin. Melody's elf's name 00:14:37.049 --> 00:14:38.950 is Bobbin. She was really into Red, Red, Robin. 00:14:38.990 --> 00:14:40.909 And she couldn't say it, so she called it Bobbin, 00:14:41.129 --> 00:14:45.450 because I let my kids name our elves. Lewis's 00:14:45.450 --> 00:14:50.210 name is Mike the King, after our Uncle Mike. 00:14:51.859 --> 00:14:54.220 you know, it was Mike and Matt, but now it's 00:14:54.220 --> 00:14:57.139 Mike the King. You're doing great. Okay. This 00:14:57.139 --> 00:15:00.919 is fun. And then Dean's his name is Shasha Nana. 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:06.330 Which means Jeep. Because he couldn't say Jeep, 00:15:06.409 --> 00:15:08.110 but he was obsessed with Jeeps on the street, 00:15:08.389 --> 00:15:12.889 and he would call them Shasha and Nana. So when 00:15:12.889 --> 00:15:15.049 they're old enough to talk, I say, great, what's 00:15:15.049 --> 00:15:16.789 your elf's name? And it's the first thing that 00:15:16.789 --> 00:15:18.970 comes to their mind. For Melody, it was Bobbin. 00:15:19.009 --> 00:15:22.610 For Lewis, it was Mike the King. And for Deena, 00:15:22.610 --> 00:15:28.830 it was Shasha Nana. It's a drag elf. Shasha Nana 00:15:28.830 --> 00:15:31.409 would be fierce. All right. Shasha Nana and Al 00:15:31.409 --> 00:15:35.279 Roker. And Al Roker. But they do, they hop over 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:37.559 to our mom's house and it's very fun. Anyway, 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:41.259 the first one is called Santa's blanket. So while 00:15:41.259 --> 00:15:44.220 we, our elves bring Christmas pajamas, this is 00:15:44.220 --> 00:15:47.379 on Christmas Eve, you can put a new blanket, 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:49.279 like when the kids are sleeping, put a new blanket 00:15:49.279 --> 00:15:52.120 on them. Now I don't particularly know if I want 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:57.240 18 blankets by the time they're 18, like 18 Christmas 00:15:57.240 --> 00:16:02.240 blankets, or it can go away. and you can magically 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:04.000 bring it out every Christmas Eve. That I think 00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:08.120 I like better. I like that. Or you get a new 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:10.200 one every year and you donate that other blanket 00:16:10.200 --> 00:16:12.419 to a shelter. Oh, that's a good one. I like that. 00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:14.720 I think right now we have to help our shelters 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:17.580 as much as we can. That's a really great idea. 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:20.919 The next one is a new vinyl while decorating. 00:16:21.379 --> 00:16:23.740 So this is one of my favorites because, again, 00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:27.039 it's not completely free, but it's like a $20 00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:30.500 thing. We have a record player. I love that. 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:33.000 a record player I think it's really fun to have 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:35.759 and this is just I know going over Christmas 00:16:35.759 --> 00:16:37.519 morning to our mom's house she plays the same 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:39.720 record while we open presents out of her house 00:16:39.720 --> 00:16:42.539 which is something Bing Crosby I will always 00:16:42.539 --> 00:16:44.860 remember so this is while you're decorating your 00:16:44.860 --> 00:16:48.409 Christmas tree you can either get a new record 00:16:48.409 --> 00:16:51.649 every year or listen to the same one and those 00:16:51.649 --> 00:16:54.169 songs will just remind you every year like it's 00:16:54.169 --> 00:16:56.490 the best time of the year, you know? So either 00:16:56.490 --> 00:16:58.970 get a new one or listen to the same one and then 00:16:58.970 --> 00:17:01.389 purchase a $300 record player too. So it might 00:17:01.389 --> 00:17:03.149 not be free. Oh my gosh, they don't have to be 00:17:03.149 --> 00:17:08.289 $300. I don't have one. I don't have room for 00:17:08.289 --> 00:17:10.670 one right now. But when I have a house, I would 00:17:10.670 --> 00:17:14.849 love, I would love a record player. I just love 00:17:14.849 --> 00:17:20.339 the putting it out and it I just love it. Crushing 00:17:20.339 --> 00:17:23.660 it. Again, I said they were all free. This one 00:17:23.660 --> 00:17:25.319 is not free either. So far that none of them 00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:27.640 have been. I just want to point out, not one 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:31.819 of them have been free. This one I love, and 00:17:31.819 --> 00:17:33.980 it doesn't have to be expensive, a book advent 00:17:33.980 --> 00:17:39.440 calendar. So for the 25 days of Christmas, you 00:17:39.440 --> 00:17:42.920 do one book. They get one book every night to 00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:47.450 read. For Dean, who gets read the least to, I 00:17:47.450 --> 00:17:49.930 think this is a really great idea, which I think 00:17:49.930 --> 00:17:52.869 we, Andrew and I, are going to do. Like just 00:17:52.869 --> 00:17:56.509 him, he gets a new, cheap, go to the dollar store, 00:17:56.569 --> 00:17:59.150 get a dollar store book. Just something for them 00:17:59.150 --> 00:18:01.990 that you can read to them. And poor third child 00:18:01.990 --> 00:18:04.930 just doesn't get read to, so. They also, I don't 00:18:04.930 --> 00:18:06.450 know if you've, you don't walk around as much 00:18:06.450 --> 00:18:09.710 as I do, but like all those, what is it? Free 00:18:09.710 --> 00:18:12.230 libraries. The little free libraries. Oh wait, 00:18:12.230 --> 00:18:16.210 what a good idea. Do that like trade. I think 00:18:16.210 --> 00:18:18.750 you trade it Yeah, so when so when you're done 00:18:18.750 --> 00:18:20.509 with the book go put it in another free library 00:18:20.509 --> 00:18:22.349 You don't have to keep all 25. That's a great 00:18:22.349 --> 00:18:26.670 idea. Yeah, so Victoria's making mine better 00:18:26.670 --> 00:18:30.789 You know just trying to make them free we do 00:18:30.789 --> 00:18:33.670 this one this next one and I love it and This 00:18:33.670 --> 00:18:36.089 is actually the thing that all three of my kids 00:18:36.089 --> 00:18:38.369 the number one thing they remember every year 00:18:38.369 --> 00:18:41.319 and want to do every Christmas But they named 00:18:41.319 --> 00:18:43.039 it something really cute. Does it involve baking? 00:18:44.119 --> 00:18:47.319 They named it Cookie Hookie Day. Oh my God. So 00:18:47.319 --> 00:18:49.380 they take off from school, you wake them up and 00:18:49.380 --> 00:18:52.640 don't tell them that it's the day. You know how 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:54.339 some people are like, we're going to Disney. 00:18:55.440 --> 00:18:57.779 Mine would be like, you're going to Yaya's to 00:18:57.779 --> 00:19:00.900 bake cookies instead of school. They would die. 00:19:01.200 --> 00:19:04.900 Let's do it. Yeah. I'm down. Yeah. So just a 00:19:04.900 --> 00:19:07.119 random weekday in December, you let them stay 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:09.279 home from school and you bake cookies. And that 00:19:09.279 --> 00:19:12.819 is the stuff that they will remember, not the 00:19:12.819 --> 00:19:16.500 plastic toy. Oh, yeah. Now, what do you do already, 00:19:16.640 --> 00:19:19.519 though? We just come over on a Saturday. Oh, 00:19:19.680 --> 00:19:21.839 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. I usually drink 00:19:21.839 --> 00:19:25.559 the wine and Victoria does all the baking. Yeah. 00:19:27.000 --> 00:19:30.619 But I prefer it that way because that not necessarily 00:19:30.619 --> 00:19:33.160 the... Yeah, they just decorate. They decorate. 00:19:33.319 --> 00:19:36.779 Victoria has the dough already made. Yeah, the 00:19:36.779 --> 00:19:41.019 cookies are made and the whole place is clean 00:19:41.019 --> 00:19:47.660 up ready. Love it. I'm down. So technically that's 00:19:47.660 --> 00:19:49.519 not free because you have to buy the ingredients. 00:19:49.880 --> 00:19:54.059 Not free for me. No, it's free for me. It is 00:19:54.059 --> 00:19:57.509 BYOB though. But that is a great one, because 00:19:57.509 --> 00:19:59.829 when I said to them yesterday in the car, what 00:19:59.829 --> 00:20:01.769 do you want to do? Like, what's one thing you 00:20:01.769 --> 00:20:03.150 want to do this Christmas season? They said, 00:20:03.170 --> 00:20:05.430 go to Yaya's and bake cookies. Every year, I 00:20:05.430 --> 00:20:08.170 love it. So just like, that's an easy one. And 00:20:08.170 --> 00:20:10.329 if you can do it where they can take a day off 00:20:10.329 --> 00:20:12.410 of school, that's definitely something to remember. 00:20:12.630 --> 00:20:16.250 Carly's kids go to the school the least. Of all 00:20:16.250 --> 00:20:18.630 children in the world, Carly's school, they never 00:20:18.630 --> 00:20:21.809 go. I like that they go to the school of life. 00:20:22.009 --> 00:20:24.480 It's never like, Oh, they're sick. They don't 00:20:24.480 --> 00:20:26.059 go to school. It's like, hey, we're going to 00:20:26.059 --> 00:20:28.700 Vegas. Hey, we're going. I'm taking you to New 00:20:28.700 --> 00:20:31.119 York today. Hey, we're going to have a date today. 00:20:31.160 --> 00:20:34.200 Like it's always I'm taking them somewhere because 00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:36.400 I feel like I love that you started with Vegas. 00:20:36.819 --> 00:20:39.839 I love that. And their math is like, all right, 00:20:39.980 --> 00:20:42.940 we're putting 50 down. We're going to bet it's 00:20:42.940 --> 00:20:46.180 a life trip. It's a life lesson. They're learning 00:20:46.180 --> 00:20:49.599 things. They're seeing new places. And, you know, 00:20:49.759 --> 00:20:54.059 that's a stripper. It's a life lesson. That's 00:20:54.059 --> 00:20:56.599 what a poll is for. Last year, I let them take 00:20:56.599 --> 00:20:59.480 off and we went, you know, snow tubing and we 00:20:59.480 --> 00:21:01.319 went to the Poconos and we all got norovirus. 00:21:01.539 --> 00:21:03.599 It was a lesson learned. Oh my God. Don't do 00:21:03.599 --> 00:21:07.480 that again. You went with it. All right. The 00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:10.079 next one, which I already talked to my kids about. 00:21:10.180 --> 00:21:13.079 I think this is a great one. Kids or no kids, 00:21:13.539 --> 00:21:17.039 a living room sleepover. where you all sleep 00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:19.240 in the living room, get all your blankets out, 00:21:19.400 --> 00:21:21.420 sleeping bags, you drink hot chocolate, you watch 00:21:21.420 --> 00:21:24.380 Christmas movies, and you all fall asleep in 00:21:24.380 --> 00:21:28.539 the living room. Done. Free. Yeah. Except food 00:21:28.539 --> 00:21:31.039 expenses. And except for the really expensive 00:21:31.039 --> 00:21:33.839 couch that you should have for it. I, we want 00:21:33.839 --> 00:21:38.980 a couch. It's $2 ,000. That's OK. No, I think 00:21:38.980 --> 00:21:40.940 it's more than that. OK. I think it's more than 00:21:40.940 --> 00:21:43.930 that. But it's the couch with like, The whole 00:21:43.930 --> 00:21:45.849 thing is filled in and then you move it. Yeah, 00:21:45.849 --> 00:21:47.849 it's happening. Yeah, that's the only thing gonna 00:21:47.849 --> 00:21:51.450 be on our registry. I love that. But for that 00:21:51.450 --> 00:21:54.470 type of reason. Yeah. I mean use the floor too, 00:21:54.529 --> 00:21:56.789 that's free too. Well, Melody was like, do I 00:21:56.789 --> 00:21:59.609 get the couch? I was like, heck no. You have 00:21:59.609 --> 00:22:01.230 a million blankets, you're sleeping on the floor. 00:22:02.329 --> 00:22:05.190 You have air mattresses. But I think that's fun. 00:22:05.329 --> 00:22:07.029 That's something they'll remember. Oh, can we 00:22:07.029 --> 00:22:08.809 stay up late, watch Christmas movies, and all 00:22:08.809 --> 00:22:10.990 sleep in the living room? Now, we all sleep in 00:22:10.990 --> 00:22:13.089 my bedroom, so it's really not that big of a 00:22:13.089 --> 00:22:16.650 difference. I love that you advertise that. I 00:22:16.650 --> 00:22:21.210 don't know how else to say it. Next one, which 00:22:21.210 --> 00:22:25.890 I think everybody should do, December donations 00:22:25.890 --> 00:22:31.569 under the tree. Have your kids or yourself, because 00:22:31.569 --> 00:22:34.710 I know I have a ton of things. Go through your 00:22:34.710 --> 00:22:37.569 stuff. Put it under the tree, especially for 00:22:37.569 --> 00:22:40.509 kids, so they can actually see. Kids learn by 00:22:40.509 --> 00:22:43.190 seeing. So if they can see all the donations 00:22:43.190 --> 00:22:46.130 that are going to go to other kids, it's a more 00:22:46.130 --> 00:22:49.430 visual thing than just being like, go find toys 00:22:49.430 --> 00:22:51.789 you want to give to other kids. Actually put 00:22:51.789 --> 00:22:54.950 them under the tree until you take them to whatever 00:22:54.950 --> 00:22:56.670 donation you're going to give to them. But make 00:22:56.670 --> 00:23:00.329 them do it. Make them gift their toys. Make them 00:23:00.329 --> 00:23:02.069 put them under the tree. You mean physically, 00:23:02.269 --> 00:23:06.960 unwrapped? This is what I'm donating today. You 00:23:06.960 --> 00:23:10.880 could do a donation advent calendar too. That's 00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:17.660 a good idea. Like one toy a day. Yeah. I'd like 00:23:17.660 --> 00:23:20.079 to do six toys a day. It has to be more than 00:23:20.079 --> 00:23:26.000 the 25th though to be able to get them to children 00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:28.539 who need them. So it depends on how you want 00:23:28.539 --> 00:23:31.880 to do that, but it's a good way to... Number 00:23:31.880 --> 00:23:37.240 one, donate, help another family, and also purge, 00:23:37.559 --> 00:23:39.200 stuff that you just don't need. I think that's 00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:42.859 a great idea and something that my kids, after 00:23:42.859 --> 00:23:46.839 being the referee to my kids constantly, I want, 00:23:47.119 --> 00:23:49.180 I need them to do something for somebody else. 00:23:49.240 --> 00:23:52.539 And I think that's a good visual for them to 00:23:52.539 --> 00:23:55.380 see all these toys are going to go to kids that 00:23:55.380 --> 00:23:59.200 need them. OK. I'm a little late to this one, 00:23:59.259 --> 00:24:02.740 so I'm a lost cause. But this one's called. We 00:24:02.740 --> 00:24:06.799 knew that. Wait a second. Save the holiday pajamas. 00:24:07.339 --> 00:24:11.140 So I'm 11 years too late. But what they say, 00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:15.259 which is a really cute idea, is to save your 00:24:15.259 --> 00:24:18.079 child's. If you're like me, I get them new Christmas 00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:20.599 pajamas every year. Save them and make them into 00:24:20.599 --> 00:24:23.259 a tree skirt for them when they get older, or 00:24:23.259 --> 00:24:25.240 save them and make them into a Christmas blanket 00:24:25.240 --> 00:24:28.779 when they turn 18. Karlie, you have time. No, 00:24:28.779 --> 00:24:31.579 I don't have Melody's first pajamas. No, but 00:24:31.579 --> 00:24:34.839 you can start at 11 or 10. Yeah, I guess. You 00:24:34.839 --> 00:24:37.779 have... I have them somewhere downstairs, but 00:24:37.779 --> 00:24:39.079 I don't... You're also never going to make a 00:24:39.079 --> 00:24:42.819 skirt. I love this idea, but it's never going 00:24:42.819 --> 00:24:47.140 to happen. How's your wedding dress under your 00:24:47.140 --> 00:24:50.000 bed? That's quite literally disintegrating, but 00:24:50.000 --> 00:24:52.720 she's saving it to make a pillow or to make, 00:24:52.839 --> 00:24:54.539 what were you doing? I was going to see if Melody 00:24:54.539 --> 00:24:58.740 wanted to wear it. Oh, nevermind. And also I 00:24:58.740 --> 00:25:00.279 was going to make it into like a christening 00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:03.299 dress, but we have a christening dress that we've 00:25:03.299 --> 00:25:05.720 been using for 80 years at this point, cause 00:25:05.720 --> 00:25:08.900 it was pop -ups. So that was a, that was never 00:25:08.900 --> 00:25:10.900 going to happen. It was good in my mind though. 00:25:11.059 --> 00:25:14.079 I also don't want to tear up my dress cause I 00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:17.940 want to wear it again. to her next wedding, because 00:25:17.940 --> 00:25:22.579 Andrew won't be there. I almost, I wanted to 00:25:22.579 --> 00:25:26.799 get a vow renewal in Vegas, but our mom wasn't 00:25:26.799 --> 00:25:30.299 there and I knew she'd be upset. And my brother 00:25:30.299 --> 00:25:38.619 wasn't there, so. So I didn't. Okay, this one 00:25:38.619 --> 00:25:41.640 is great for your partner, for your kids, for 00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:45.079 anybody. Letter. under the tree. So what this 00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:47.980 is is you write a letter to your significant 00:25:47.980 --> 00:25:51.240 other, to your kids, about the best moments of 00:25:51.240 --> 00:25:54.940 that year, like a recap. What you loved about 00:25:54.940 --> 00:25:57.460 that year, what made you proud of that person, 00:25:57.599 --> 00:26:00.960 what was exciting, and you put it under the tree, 00:26:01.339 --> 00:26:04.059 like it's a letter, like in a card, so that they 00:26:04.059 --> 00:26:05.819 can read it. I think that's really... Like on 00:26:05.819 --> 00:26:07.279 Christmas morning? On Christmas morning, yeah. 00:26:07.460 --> 00:26:10.259 That's nice. Not from Santa, but from you, you 00:26:10.259 --> 00:26:12.769 know? Well, yeah, because Santa wasn't with you 00:26:12.769 --> 00:26:15.930 all year. Why would Santa give you a letter? 00:26:16.289 --> 00:26:19.430 That's silly. That's actually uncomfortable. 00:26:19.589 --> 00:26:21.650 Because he's always watching and he always knows. 00:26:22.490 --> 00:26:24.750 He knows when you're sleeping and he knows when 00:26:24.750 --> 00:26:28.670 you're awake. That was good. Thank you. I was 00:26:28.670 --> 00:26:30.750 trying to do it as a monologue. You were. Do 00:26:30.750 --> 00:26:32.089 you know when you're in acting school and they 00:26:32.089 --> 00:26:35.990 make you talk a song as a monologue? But it like 00:26:35.990 --> 00:26:38.190 rhymes so you also have to make it not rhyme 00:26:38.190 --> 00:26:40.630 me, but it still rhymes side note I was on tour 00:26:40.630 --> 00:26:44.109 with respect the musical look it up and my director 00:26:44.109 --> 00:26:46.369 made me stand in front of everybody else and 00:26:46.369 --> 00:26:49.269 saying I believe the children are our future 00:26:49.269 --> 00:26:54.329 as a monologue Was that not mom? No, she was 00:26:54.329 --> 00:26:58.289 a choreographer. Oh And I had to like pull out 00:26:58.289 --> 00:27:00.630 every acting chop I had and pretend to cry cuz 00:27:00.630 --> 00:27:04.369 I was like I'm mortified. So if I just don't 00:27:04.369 --> 00:27:06.990 cry from embarrassment, maybe they'll think that 00:27:06.990 --> 00:27:08.910 I'm acting. Carly, why is that embarrassing? 00:27:08.990 --> 00:27:11.549 You're supposed to be an actor. I believe the 00:27:11.549 --> 00:27:13.609 children are our future. But why are you saying 00:27:13.609 --> 00:27:16.049 it like that? Why are you so sad? Why can't you 00:27:16.049 --> 00:27:18.630 be hopeful? I believe the children are our future. 00:27:20.029 --> 00:27:23.369 Everybody's searching for what? I don't know 00:27:23.369 --> 00:27:25.089 the words. I would have done the next line. For 00:27:25.089 --> 00:27:28.150 a hero. Everyone's searching for a hero. Teach 00:27:28.150 --> 00:27:31.029 them well and... Let them lead the way. Let them 00:27:31.029 --> 00:27:35.230 lead the way. It was so hard. My face was red 00:27:35.230 --> 00:27:37.150 and I was like, I don't want to be an actor anymore. 00:27:37.369 --> 00:27:40.789 This is why we didn't make it. This is why we 00:27:40.789 --> 00:27:43.650 did not make it. Guys, try it. Stand in the mirror. 00:27:43.769 --> 00:27:46.509 It's free. This is the only free thing she said. 00:27:46.650 --> 00:27:51.849 Sing a song. Say it as a monologue. OK? You know 00:27:51.849 --> 00:27:55.029 what would be a good one? I like big butts. I 00:27:55.029 --> 00:28:02.849 cannot lie. I can buy myself flowers. That thong. 00:28:05.049 --> 00:28:08.910 Thong thong. It's the thong thong thong. It's 00:28:08.910 --> 00:28:12.809 really hard. It's really hard. Guys, my milkshake 00:28:12.809 --> 00:28:15.650 brings all the boys to the yard, and they're 00:28:15.650 --> 00:28:17.730 like, it's better than yours. Oh yeah, it is. 00:28:17.730 --> 00:28:20.549 You're damn right. It's better than yours. I 00:28:20.549 --> 00:28:22.890 could teach you, but I'd have to charge. Wait, 00:28:22.910 --> 00:28:29.099 that was good. I know! That was really good acting. 00:28:29.640 --> 00:28:33.579 Move on. Okay. Please move on. Cocoa in the car 00:28:33.579 --> 00:28:36.059 night. What? Which we, I feel like we've talked 00:28:36.059 --> 00:28:39.220 about this before. I do this with my kids every 00:28:39.220 --> 00:28:42.160 year. You make hot chocolate and you go around 00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:44.220 and you look at everybody's amazing Christmas 00:28:44.220 --> 00:28:47.299 lights and that is free minus the cocoa and the 00:28:47.299 --> 00:28:49.180 gas. And the cleaning supplies to clean up the 00:28:49.180 --> 00:28:53.220 hot chocolate in the car. But it is, I mean, 00:28:53.559 --> 00:28:56.549 how much more wholesome can you get? And if you're 00:28:56.549 --> 00:28:59.190 like us or you're like me, I love decorating 00:28:59.190 --> 00:29:01.210 the outside of my house. I appreciate when people 00:29:01.210 --> 00:29:04.849 stop. So, you know, if you like a main road, 00:29:04.849 --> 00:29:06.789 stop at our house. But also don't stop at her 00:29:06.789 --> 00:29:10.829 house because you're gonna get an accident. Okay, 00:29:10.869 --> 00:29:13.289 we only have a couple more left. Hopefully some 00:29:13.289 --> 00:29:16.609 of them are free. Well, this one's not. It's 00:29:16.609 --> 00:29:19.730 called reverse trick -or -treating. You know, 00:29:19.849 --> 00:29:22.519 instead of... Going to somebody's house and asking 00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:25.619 for candy you go around the neighborhood anybody 00:29:25.619 --> 00:29:27.960 who has lights up and you leave a little bag 00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:31.079 of Something like a hot cocoa thing or whatever 00:29:31.079 --> 00:29:33.160 just to say hey, thank you for your lights I 00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:35.279 really appreciate the front of your house or 00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:37.019 just you go around your neighborhood and say 00:29:37.019 --> 00:29:39.579 Merry Christmas You know, normally I'd think 00:29:39.579 --> 00:29:45.500 like why like why do that people? You know people 00:29:45.500 --> 00:29:48.200 have lights have decorating they can afford their 00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:50.829 own think we're losing a lot of hope right now 00:29:50.829 --> 00:29:54.869 in the world and a lot of Promise or like brighter 00:29:54.869 --> 00:29:57.990 days ahead and things are not gonna be this hard 00:29:57.990 --> 00:30:01.470 and just generally as a blanket statement, so 00:30:01.470 --> 00:30:05.990 I like that just because Maybe that person that 00:30:05.990 --> 00:30:07.829 put out lights is like I'm not doing this next 00:30:07.829 --> 00:30:10.470 year. I'm too tired Yeah, yada yada yada, whatever 00:30:10.470 --> 00:30:14.170 the you know, the story is bad day And I think 00:30:14.170 --> 00:30:19.859 I think that's a really nice like glimmer in 00:30:19.859 --> 00:30:24.039 what just feels like a very, very dark year. 00:30:24.339 --> 00:30:27.380 Like I think the small things really mean a lot 00:30:27.380 --> 00:30:31.180 more this year specifically. Like the small things. 00:30:31.299 --> 00:30:33.680 It's not about the big things and the big gifts 00:30:33.680 --> 00:30:36.720 and all that stuff. Like we bring, I make the 00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:38.799 kids, I don't make them, they actually love doing 00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:40.799 it, bring cookies to the fire station and the 00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:44.099 police station every year. Do I make them? No, 00:30:44.259 --> 00:30:47.970 but I make it look like I do. And they go in 00:30:47.970 --> 00:30:49.890 and say, thank you for your service. And they 00:30:49.890 --> 00:30:52.130 enjoy it. They get on the fire truck. The firemen 00:30:52.130 --> 00:30:54.650 are really nice. The police officers, super, 00:30:54.750 --> 00:30:57.109 super nice. And I just think it's those small 00:30:57.109 --> 00:30:59.529 little things like, hey, thank you. Just thank 00:30:59.529 --> 00:31:02.809 you. Merry Christmas. Yeah. Also, thank you for 00:31:02.809 --> 00:31:04.430 letting me get out of my house on the main road, 00:31:04.710 --> 00:31:10.839 everyday police station. That's all. I try to 00:31:10.839 --> 00:31:12.619 leave cookies through my PlayStation and they're 00:31:12.619 --> 00:31:15.420 never there. The door is always locked and I'm 00:31:15.420 --> 00:31:18.940 like, or come on, if I needed something, I'd 00:31:18.940 --> 00:31:21.640 be dead. And I leave them and then I'm like, 00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:24.019 hopefully someone gets these. Yeah, the squirrels. 00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:28.460 Okay, oh, this one I'm gonna do this year, absolutely. 00:31:28.579 --> 00:31:33.319 Is it free? No, but I'm gonna do it. I'm not 00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:36.140 writing that this is a free Christmas tradition 00:31:36.140 --> 00:31:38.839 to -do list in the title. Okay, no, can you write 00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:42.420 free? almost free almost and then not really 00:31:42.420 --> 00:31:48.460 at all except one um the wait wait what night 00:31:48.460 --> 00:31:50.900 it's called night time presence sorry i was in 00:31:50.900 --> 00:31:53.779 i don't like the name of this night time this 00:31:53.779 --> 00:31:59.279 sounds sexual no not presence presents like not 00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:04.099 my presence night time my presence night time 00:32:04.099 --> 00:32:10.069 unboxing Exactly. You dummy. He's so dummy. Where's 00:32:10.069 --> 00:32:14.329 the dong -dong? Oh, it's over there. Too far. 00:32:15.569 --> 00:32:18.049 So what does nighttime presents mean, you ask? 00:32:18.470 --> 00:32:20.970 OK, so what happens on our Christmas morning? 00:32:21.109 --> 00:32:22.970 And I think even if you don't have kids, this 00:32:22.970 --> 00:32:27.069 is a great. There's just so much presents all 00:32:27.069 --> 00:32:31.109 the time. Save your mom. Like I give the kids 00:32:31.109 --> 00:32:33.329 presents. Mom and dad give the presents. And 00:32:33.329 --> 00:32:36.619 our mom. And Dad used to give us presents as 00:32:36.619 --> 00:32:39.720 well, from herself as well. Save those for Christmas 00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:43.380 night. There's so much unwrapping happening on 00:32:43.380 --> 00:32:45.880 Christmas morning. Like if you asked my kids 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:49.200 what we gave them, they wouldn't know. Save them 00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:51.220 for Christmas night. It's something to look forward 00:32:51.220 --> 00:32:54.140 to. All the Christmas morning stuff is done, 00:32:54.140 --> 00:32:57.180 but you have at least, you know, two gifts at 00:32:57.180 --> 00:32:59.660 night to look forward to. Or the next day. Or 00:32:59.660 --> 00:33:02.119 the next day. The next morning. Yeah. I think 00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:04.059 that's a great one. And like, even for Andrew 00:33:04.059 --> 00:33:06.160 and I, we're not doing gifts this year because 00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:09.000 he spent our life savings on my 40th birthday. 00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:12.380 He spent savings you don't have? Yeah, I literally 00:33:12.380 --> 00:33:15.000 looked around and I was like, thank you so much 00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:18.640 for this. How did we pay for it? He was like, 00:33:18.680 --> 00:33:21.160 uh, don't worry about it. Well, I'm not going 00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:25.220 to let you know. He's an OnlyFans. Um, actually. 00:33:26.660 --> 00:33:30.109 Nightly presence. Nighttime presents. Nighttime 00:33:30.109 --> 00:33:32.690 presents. He is a nighttime present. But save 00:33:32.690 --> 00:33:36.349 some presents for Christmas night. I like that. 00:33:37.029 --> 00:33:41.950 I like that. And the last one. Oh, yeah, I did 00:33:41.950 --> 00:33:44.849 like this one. So if you're not doing presents 00:33:44.849 --> 00:33:47.789 for your significant other, which, like I said, 00:33:47.910 --> 00:33:51.390 I am not, which I probably will and he won't 00:33:51.390 --> 00:33:53.670 because we're supposed to not. Because he's following 00:33:53.670 --> 00:33:56.289 the rules and you don't care. Yeah, I don't like 00:33:56.289 --> 00:33:58.700 rules. When I see something for somebody, I like 00:33:58.700 --> 00:34:02.200 to buy it. But give each other just an ornament 00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:04.759 of something. You know there are tons of ornaments 00:34:04.759 --> 00:34:08.820 on Amazon, at Target, and they literally have 00:34:08.820 --> 00:34:11.559 an ornament for everything. You like a pickle? 00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:13.960 They have a pickle. You like sushi? They have 00:34:13.960 --> 00:34:15.719 sushi. They have an ornament for everything. 00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:17.659 No, keep listening to them. Well, right now I 00:34:17.659 --> 00:34:21.130 just did food. That's all that matters. If you 00:34:21.130 --> 00:34:23.510 like tennis, there's tennis. You like ramen, 00:34:23.809 --> 00:34:25.309 there's ramen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to food. 00:34:25.429 --> 00:34:28.510 We're back to food. OK. But you buy an ornament 00:34:28.510 --> 00:34:31.269 for your significant other that reminded you 00:34:31.269 --> 00:34:34.650 of something really fun that you did that year 00:34:34.650 --> 00:34:37.590 and then write like a letter or a card of why 00:34:37.590 --> 00:34:41.690 that ornament reminds you of sex. I love that. 00:34:41.989 --> 00:34:44.849 It's simple. It's not free, but it's simple. 00:34:45.099 --> 00:34:47.440 No, but ornaments aren't necessary. Well, it 00:34:47.440 --> 00:34:48.800 depends on where you go. Pier 1 used to have 00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:50.500 like the most expensive ornaments. Remember Pier 00:34:50.500 --> 00:34:57.460 1? I loved Pier 1. But that's a doable, almost 00:34:57.460 --> 00:35:01.260 free, but not free. You can get ornaments at 00:35:01.260 --> 00:35:04.780 Target for like five bucks. So I always get ornaments 00:35:04.780 --> 00:35:06.840 for my kids every year because I want them to 00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:08.900 have ornaments for when they... No, no, because 00:35:08.900 --> 00:35:12.039 that's what our mom did for us. So Carly's doing 00:35:12.039 --> 00:35:13.639 it for her kid. I learned it from watching her. 00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:16.539 So that's what I do. But I also like picking 00:35:16.539 --> 00:35:18.519 out ornaments that I know they'll love. Like 00:35:18.519 --> 00:35:20.980 I said, sushi because Louis loves sushi. So last 00:35:20.980 --> 00:35:23.719 year I got him that. I don't think they had ornaments 00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:27.099 like that growing up for us. Like funky stuff 00:35:27.099 --> 00:35:29.420 like that. I think it was the basics. Yeah. So 00:35:29.420 --> 00:35:33.099 we would get like a lot of... So the way that 00:35:33.099 --> 00:35:36.380 Carmella does it is that when you move out, move 00:35:36.380 --> 00:35:38.340 out, you basically take all your ornaments she's 00:35:38.340 --> 00:35:41.639 ever given. So essentially... You have a whole 00:35:41.639 --> 00:35:44.219 tree. Like if you're 20... five and you're moving 00:35:44.219 --> 00:35:46.480 out you've 25 ornaments because she gave us one 00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:50.880 every Christmas um and then you have that's the 00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:53.159 start of your tree and or maybe that's all your 00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:56.300 tree is so it's a lot but it's all Christmas 00:35:56.300 --> 00:35:59.760 because that's all it was for us and then it 00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:01.639 started to branch out she would try to do it 00:36:01.630 --> 00:36:03.530 there's one that's like 70 pounds i don't even 00:36:03.530 --> 00:36:06.489 put it on the tree it's the mexican oh hat dance 00:36:06.489 --> 00:36:08.570 guy yeah with a trumpet or so it was very weird 00:36:08.570 --> 00:36:11.670 but it was it's so it was very weird it's so 00:36:11.670 --> 00:36:14.230 heavy you can't put it on the tree so i think 00:36:14.230 --> 00:36:17.409 that's a great one i went to coles recently and 00:36:17.409 --> 00:36:21.900 they have some of them are funny yeah And I was 00:36:21.900 --> 00:36:23.639 like, oh, I love these. I have no reason to buy 00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:25.280 this. But maybe I do. So that's what I do. Yeah. 00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:27.780 You just think of one fun thing. Like, Pedro, 00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:30.000 we're doing this. Yeah. It's simple. And it's 00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:32.840 easy. And it means a lot. And I think that's 00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:35.280 what I'm all about this year. The more simple, 00:36:35.579 --> 00:36:38.980 less craziness, because they don't remember. 00:36:39.460 --> 00:36:42.480 I don't remember. But I do remember baking cookies. 00:36:42.519 --> 00:36:44.460 And I do remember going in the car and looking 00:36:44.460 --> 00:36:46.300 at Christmas lights. And I do remember all that 00:36:46.300 --> 00:36:48.280 stuff. You remember baking cookies? I remember 00:36:48.280 --> 00:36:51.820 watching you guys bake cookies. and really enjoying 00:36:51.820 --> 00:36:53.480 the process you guys were going through. She 00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:55.559 remembers unwrapping the Entoments and putting 00:36:55.559 --> 00:36:59.280 them on plates. But it's the experience. I love 00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:01.460 sitting, drinking my red wine, watching the kids 00:37:01.460 --> 00:37:03.360 have fun, watching Victoria do all the work. 00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:06.239 And for like three hours, I just sit there and 00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:08.440 do nothing. And go, you're doing really well. 00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:10.699 Try and maybe use a different color. And then 00:37:10.699 --> 00:37:13.579 Victoria's going, oh, God. Oh, wait. Don't put 00:37:13.579 --> 00:37:15.300 your hand there. Don't do that. Did you sneeze? 00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:20.949 Oh, God. Don't eat those cookies. So yeah, but 00:37:20.949 --> 00:37:22.809 those are the things that they remember. I'm 00:37:22.809 --> 00:37:26.510 the worst. I really am the worst. So that's all 00:37:26.510 --> 00:37:29.150 I have. But those are your free, but not free 00:37:29.150 --> 00:37:31.730 at all. Like you should have some money to be 00:37:31.730 --> 00:37:33.750 able to do these things. I turned 40, but I'm 00:37:33.750 --> 00:37:38.309 still a liar. I mean, that's not going to change. 00:37:39.550 --> 00:37:41.010 I just wish you weren't a liar. I just wish you 00:37:41.010 --> 00:37:43.730 weren't a liar. We did a lot of good songs today. 00:37:44.190 --> 00:37:52.750 Yeah. We did. And if you're feeling feisty, look 00:37:52.750 --> 00:37:55.889 in the mirror, pick your favorite song, do it 00:37:55.889 --> 00:37:58.429 as a monologue. That could be a re... Oh, wait! 00:37:59.250 --> 00:38:01.670 Wait, I just forgot to... I forgot this. I was 00:38:01.670 --> 00:38:06.010 gonna bring this up. Okay. One of the free, but 00:38:06.010 --> 00:38:08.050 not really because you have to pay for the wine, 00:38:09.389 --> 00:38:11.989 traditions. Andrew just decided we're doing this. 00:38:12.130 --> 00:38:14.909 Okay. I don't know where he got this idea. Mini 00:38:14.909 --> 00:38:18.630 date nights in each room. Take your significant 00:38:18.630 --> 00:38:21.909 other on a date. Stop saying significant other. 00:38:22.389 --> 00:38:24.710 You've said it so many times. It has no meaning 00:38:24.710 --> 00:38:28.050 and it's weird. Stop saying it. Take your boo 00:38:28.050 --> 00:38:32.989 thing. That much better. To a different room 00:38:32.989 --> 00:38:39.389 in your house. And do nighttime present. We get 00:38:39.389 --> 00:38:42.309 where you're going. You guys are gross. No, you're 00:38:42.309 --> 00:38:43.949 not going to know where I'm going with this. 00:38:43.949 --> 00:38:47.000 Just kidding. Get a bottle of wine, you're ruining 00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:50.340 my new tradition. Andrew wants to take me on 00:38:50.340 --> 00:38:52.380 a date in each one of our... Now I'm rethinking 00:38:52.380 --> 00:38:57.679 this. Reach one of your bedrooms? Okay. And talk 00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:00.050 through like... Design ideas and things you want 00:39:00.050 --> 00:39:02.289 to do to it and make it better get rid of this 00:39:02.289 --> 00:39:06.590 is the most expensive One you've had so far and 00:39:06.590 --> 00:39:09.590 you forgot it. This one couldn't cost more money 00:39:09.590 --> 00:39:11.809 if it tried because this isn't a Christmas tradition 00:39:11.809 --> 00:39:14.929 This is just a tradition. You should start and 00:39:14.929 --> 00:39:18.510 every year you just change your whole house Unbelievable. 00:39:18.690 --> 00:39:20.769 No, but I thought it was a really good idea because 00:39:20.769 --> 00:39:22.750 you're always saying like I want to do this to 00:39:22.750 --> 00:39:25.159 the house I wouldn't do this Just take little 00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:27.320 Minnie. He said, I want to go on many dates with 00:39:27.320 --> 00:39:28.920 you in the house. We'll take a bottle of wine. 00:39:29.059 --> 00:39:31.119 We'll talk about what we want to do. Damn, you 00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:33.400 guys really don't want to go out. You really 00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:35.719 don't want to take time to go out away from the 00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:39.800 children. This is just amazing. No, the kids 00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:41.599 cannot be in the room because of the nighttime 00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:48.440 presence. Insert disgust here. I haven't named. 00:39:48.710 --> 00:39:50.730 That new tradition that we're going to start, 00:39:50.849 --> 00:39:52.210 because Andrew just told me about it yesterday 00:39:52.210 --> 00:39:55.010 and I just haven't had the time. I need a little 00:39:55.010 --> 00:40:02.070 time. But go in a room, redesign it and in your 00:40:02.070 --> 00:40:04.409 mind and then never do it. That's the only way 00:40:04.409 --> 00:40:07.590 it's going to be free. And it's not a bad idea. 00:40:07.809 --> 00:40:11.070 It's a fun way to just reimagine life and then 00:40:11.070 --> 00:40:12.750 not follow through. Talk about things that you 00:40:12.750 --> 00:40:15.130 don't have and that you want. Merry Christmas. 00:40:21.359 --> 00:40:23.340 I don't know how to end this. It's not the worst 00:40:23.340 --> 00:40:26.599 idea you've ever had on this podcast, which is 00:40:26.599 --> 00:40:31.539 saying a lot. I like the idea he's thinking of. 00:40:32.340 --> 00:40:33.980 But that's going to get pricey. It really is 00:40:33.980 --> 00:40:36.099 going to get pricey. But I like the idea. Yeah, 00:40:36.219 --> 00:40:38.460 he wants to get his computer, and he likes to 00:40:38.460 --> 00:40:41.019 do his program of redesigning rooms. Is he in 00:40:41.019 --> 00:40:44.000 the mob? Where is he getting all this money to 00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:45.619 do all these things? I, honest to God, think 00:40:45.619 --> 00:40:48.719 he's on OnlyFans, or he sells his body. I don't 00:40:48.719 --> 00:40:53.179 know. Are they not the same thing? We're not 00:40:53.179 --> 00:40:54.980 sure. I don't know. I've never really been on 00:40:54.980 --> 00:40:59.199 OnlyFans, so I don't know. I need a tissue. He's 00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:03.019 selling something. Nighttime presents. He sells 00:41:03.019 --> 00:41:07.059 nighttime presents with his presents on OnlyFans. 00:41:07.559 --> 00:41:11.199 Happy birthday to me. And every date for the 00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:15.380 rest of your life. I do like that. I thought 00:41:15.380 --> 00:41:18.260 you were going more... Towards what I did on 00:41:18.260 --> 00:41:20.820 my 26th birthday where I did cranium the game 00:41:20.820 --> 00:41:23.699 cranium Yeah, where there's like four or five 00:41:23.699 --> 00:41:26.659 categories and every room I was living in a Best 00:41:26.659 --> 00:41:28.500 Western doing a show. I wasn't invited to this 00:41:28.500 --> 00:41:31.619 one and every room Was a different category. 00:41:31.659 --> 00:41:34.519 So like it was the green cards, which was like 00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:37.039 action and so you went in there Whoever's room 00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:40.860 that was did a green drink decorated were green 00:41:40.860 --> 00:41:44.340 and Then we played the game like we did the green 00:41:44.340 --> 00:41:47.139 cards that's so fun and then the next one was 00:41:47.139 --> 00:41:49.179 yellow and then blue and I'm you know I haven't 00:41:49.179 --> 00:41:51.920 played cranium in a long time but it was my 26th 00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:53.460 and I don't remember a lot of things but I will 00:41:53.460 --> 00:41:56.179 never forget that it was so much fun so if you 00:41:56.179 --> 00:41:59.760 take that you can make let's make this free okay 00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:03.659 uh sure do it at Christmas time because the kids 00:42:03.659 --> 00:42:05.940 are off from school if you have kids and there 00:42:05.940 --> 00:42:10.539 just tends to be more time to do things so take 00:42:10.539 --> 00:42:14.619 the rooms in your house during the day uh -huh 00:42:15.829 --> 00:42:18.389 And you could take one game and do it that way, 00:42:18.449 --> 00:42:20.510 or maybe each room is a different game. Yeah, 00:42:20.690 --> 00:42:23.070 I love that. Each room is a different game. And 00:42:23.070 --> 00:42:27.909 fully decorate. That's not free. Just make them 00:42:27.909 --> 00:42:31.690 clean their room for it. I like that idea. So 00:42:31.690 --> 00:42:36.110 we have someplace to sit. True. But yeah, that 00:42:36.110 --> 00:42:38.610 could be a fun thing. And whoever wins, that's 00:42:38.610 --> 00:42:41.530 the next room you go to. I really like that idea. 00:42:41.570 --> 00:42:43.860 We're going to do that. I'm gonna let my kids 00:42:43.860 --> 00:42:46.119 stay home like three different times this December. 00:42:47.880 --> 00:42:50.440 They're gonna be the dumbest adults. But you 00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:53.440 know what? They're gonna have lived... Life lessons, 00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:59.079 people. It's all about the life lessons. Yeah. 00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:02.019 She didn't get a lot of days off from school. 00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.239 Carmela made her go, me? I was in New York at 00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:10.480 least once a month. Oh, my God. My mom would 00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:15.219 come in and be like... You don't feel well. We're 00:43:15.219 --> 00:43:17.420 gonna go shopping. And this was in high school. 00:43:17.699 --> 00:43:20.000 And I remember I had just transferred and we 00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:22.320 did a different system of school in public school 00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:23.800 versus Catholic school. And I was like, no, I 00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:26.059 can't, no, I feel fine. I can't not go to school. 00:43:26.280 --> 00:43:29.760 I cannot miss. I'm going to be, I have a test, 00:43:29.880 --> 00:43:31.840 I have this, I have that. She'd be like, aw. 00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:35.079 I was like, I have to go to school. Our mom used 00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:37.840 to want us and beg us to stay home from school. 00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:39.519 And me, I took it every time. Maybe that's why 00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:42.820 it turned out so well. I was like, yes, I do 00:43:42.820 --> 00:43:48.699 feel warm. I think TJ Maxx will fix this. Strawbridges, 00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:52.079 maybe. Strawbridges, value city. We love to value 00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:56.800 city. A little Sears, if you will. Yeah. Good 00:43:56.800 --> 00:44:02.539 times. Value city. Kitty city. Ooh. Yeah. Things 00:44:02.539 --> 00:44:04.960 are just getting more expensive. So either way, 00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:07.820 Christmas is expensive. Figure it out. We tried. 00:44:08.300 --> 00:44:10.409 But. I don't think you tried that hard, Carly. 00:44:10.449 --> 00:44:12.690 I really don't. From the start, you were like, 00:44:12.690 --> 00:44:17.750 this isn't free. I do like trying a new tradition. 00:44:18.010 --> 00:44:19.989 And if you can take whatever a new tradition 00:44:19.989 --> 00:44:23.070 is, so take any of these, which a lot of them 00:44:23.070 --> 00:44:26.329 require to purchase something, just give something 00:44:26.329 --> 00:44:31.110 away. Donate something, whether it's food. Donate 00:44:31.110 --> 00:44:34.369 food. Definitely donate food right now in any 00:44:34.369 --> 00:44:37.030 capacity, in any way that you can contribute 00:44:37.030 --> 00:44:42.269 to. A shelter to City Team is where we do CFIT's 00:44:42.269 --> 00:44:44.489 Christmas donations, but they also do Thanksgiving 00:44:44.489 --> 00:44:46.510 meals. Like we were talking about Christmas, 00:44:46.650 --> 00:44:48.829 but Thanksgiving still has to happen. So just 00:44:48.829 --> 00:44:51.650 start giving. Whatever it is, whatever you can 00:44:51.650 --> 00:44:55.590 give, start. Just start doing it. Yeah, I agree. 00:44:55.909 --> 00:45:00.369 And that that is our theme for this year. A lot 00:45:00.369 --> 00:45:03.670 less of the big, big gifts and like, let's do 00:45:03.670 --> 00:45:08.909 some. I gotta get my motto together. This is 00:45:08.909 --> 00:45:11.150 going really well. Let's give her a minute. Let's 00:45:11.150 --> 00:45:13.889 give her a minute. Out with the old, in with 00:45:13.889 --> 00:45:18.989 the new. Doesn't really apply for this. I'm sorry. 00:45:20.340 --> 00:45:23.500 What? I think I'm just tired of all, of course, 00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:25.300 everyone's tired of the plastic toys and the 00:45:25.300 --> 00:45:26.980 dinosaurs and all that stuff that they never 00:45:26.980 --> 00:45:29.960 play with past a week after Christmas. Right. 00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:33.039 So I'm trying to minimize that and maximize the 00:45:33.039 --> 00:45:35.619 experiences because clearly after speaking with 00:45:35.619 --> 00:45:39.019 my kids, that's what they remember. So if I took 00:45:39.019 --> 00:45:42.340 nothing from that, it's do more of that, less 00:45:42.340 --> 00:45:46.340 of the stuff. That's a better motto than what 00:45:46.340 --> 00:45:49.079 you just said. Just want to put that out there. 00:45:50.130 --> 00:45:53.409 Listen, I turned 40, but that's going to be my 00:45:53.409 --> 00:45:55.750 motto for the year. I turned 40, but... God damn 00:45:55.750 --> 00:46:01.369 it. I don't want to wait for our lives to be 00:46:01.369 --> 00:46:04.130 over. For our lives to be over. What are the 00:46:04.130 --> 00:46:07.289 next words? Will it be yes or will it be sorry, 00:46:07.309 --> 00:46:10.670 you know? Do it. I am going to need video proof 00:46:10.670 --> 00:46:12.929 that you guys did this as a monologue. Doot, 00:46:12.929 --> 00:46:17.139 doot, doot, doot, doot. Dude, dude, dude, dude, 00:46:17.139 --> 00:46:21.559 dude, or you could do it in Christmas style Santa 00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:23.940 Claus is coming to town. Why are you angry? Why 00:46:23.940 --> 00:46:27.079 are you always angry? Oh my gosh See her light 00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:29.900 eyes light up. Santa Claus is coming to town? 00:46:30.780 --> 00:46:33.840 You are a Broadway actor. There is no realism. 00:46:34.239 --> 00:46:39.500 This is drama all the way Jingle bells Jingle 00:46:39.500 --> 00:46:42.780 bells We've never been good with happy. We're 00:46:42.780 --> 00:46:46.030 really good with the sorrow Jingle all the way? 00:46:46.550 --> 00:46:49.130 We're very confused, too. I could do this all 00:46:49.130 --> 00:46:55.030 day. Could do. End this, please. Please, you 00:46:55.030 --> 00:46:59.630 know I can't. Chicken of China. The Chinese chicken. 00:46:59.630 --> 00:47:02.989 The Chinese chicken. OK, yeah, so if you are 00:47:02.989 --> 00:47:05.429 into Christmas already, this is a great one for 00:47:05.429 --> 00:47:07.090 you. If not, we hope you turned it off a while 00:47:07.090 --> 00:47:09.289 ago. Well, also, just think ahead. This is a 00:47:09.289 --> 00:47:14.099 planning. This is a planning. This is a planning. 00:47:14.199 --> 00:47:17.039 I'm a Mario. It's a me. It's a Mario. It's a 00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:24.280 Mario. A passatino. A passatino Mario. We hope 00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:27.219 you always remember your fit to be real. And 00:47:27.219 --> 00:47:31.559 always allowed to be a little extra. No, it's... 00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:35.960 Hey! Wait, I got out of it. Now we're stuck. 00:47:35.980 --> 00:47:48.340 Hold on. Hold on. Okay, bye. 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