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Welcome to Fit To Be Real. And a little extra.

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If you are tuning in today, Carly's in Scotland.

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I don't know what's going on right now. Carly

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leaves before we normally do our, you know, weekly

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chat. And then we post it the following week,

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but she's gone. She's not in this country currently.

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This is my ghost. Yep. She looks great. That's

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how I'm going to haunt people. It is pretty haunting.

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Yeah, it is pretty haunting. But I am Victoria.

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Hey, guys, I'm Carly. And she's not here. Remember,

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she's not here. But she has no idea what we're

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doing today. None. I have it all on my phone,

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so I apologize for having my phone out. But we

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are going to quiz her. I was about to leave,

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and I was told to not. Yeah, that's what happened.

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That is what happened. So she's going to Scotland.

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She's going. I'm going to Scotland. With the

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no. That's not the right accent. Could you do

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that again? I'm going to Scotland. Carly, I don't

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know what that is. I think that was a little

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newsies. A little Brooklyn. OK, we got New York.

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We got a little bit of New York in there. A little

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bit of Cockney. So we are over. Over the water.

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What do you need to ask me? Okay. She's going

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to Skyland to pick up her husband. Bring him

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home. As you've learned last week, I need coffee.

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Badly. But what do you know about the place you're

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visiting? Oh my god. Wait. Carly on the spot!

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Epic Scotland quiz. How much do you know? More

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than the Disney movie Brave. I've never seen

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Brave. Never. Oh, it's one of my favorites. I

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know. You gotta watch it before you go. Have

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the kids seen it? Yeah, the kids have seen it.

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I only know the one song, Touch the Sky, I think.

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Yeah, because I did it in the recital. Yeah,

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that's the only reason I know it. I've never

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seen Brave. I was like, the girl has red curly

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hair. So it looks like Victoria and I've never

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seen it. Ew, stop looking at my hair and then

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looking back into my eyes. Ew. Okay, focus. This

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is for all the Scottish marbles. Yay. What fantastical

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animal is the national animal of Scotland? You're

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not going to give me multiple choice? Literally

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taking an inhale and an exhale to say the next

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word like we normally do to function. Okay dragon

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unicorn Loch Ness monster vampire Loch Ness monster.

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I Can't tell you if it's true yet until the end

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Good quiz is this I? Did take these this morning

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on my own and I did pretty well Roughly how many

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people live in Scotland one and a half million

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three and a half million five and a half? Eight

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and a half. One and a half. Which Scottish? Well,

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well, which Scottish city is this arrow pointing

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to? And you get to pick and say one of the words

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that are written underneath. Only because I'm

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going there. Edinburgh. Oh, Edinburgh. I don't

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know how to say it. Edinburgh. Edinburgh. This

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says Edinburgh. Is that right? I don't think

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that's how you say Edinburgh. I'm going to Edinburgh.

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I'm going to that place. What's the name of celebrations

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in Scotland on New Year's Eve? Oh, I'm going

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to butcher this. Sam Han. Hogmanay. Winter solstice.

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Haggys night. Haggys night. Haggys night. Thank

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you. True or false. In Scotland, iron brew outsells

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Coca -Cola. Iron brew outsells Coca -Cola only

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because they made this a question and this is

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how I take quizzes I'm gonna say true because

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why would you put those things together if you?

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Didn't think it was true. I Take quizzes a little

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different. I I try and think about the person

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who made them instead of the actual definitely

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not how facts work not how you know logic or

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My god, what's the word that starts with the

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T? That is trivia. I try. Yeah, I try and get

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inside the head of the person who made the quiz

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to answer my question Okay, which of these is

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a Scots word for bad weather? droughty Drake

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Dram Drittle I like Drake Did I say Drake? What

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was the second one? Drake? Yeah, like Drake D

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-R -E -I -C -H figure it out. Which part of Scotland

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is this? It's pointing to a part of the country.

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I'm gonna just say Shetland, because I've heard

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of that before. Okay, almost there. Which of

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these famous Scots is an Olympic cyclist? Oh

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yeah, I'll definitely get this. John Logie Baird,

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Shirley Manson, Alexander Graham Bell, Chris

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Hoy. I like Yogi Bear. John Logie Baird? Yeah.

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Oh my god, you said Yogi. Okay. Who is Scotland's

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national poet? Walter Scott, Robert Burns, Carol

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Ann Duffy, Liz Lockhead. I like that one. Liz

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Lockhead? Liz Lockhead. Love it. Pretty sure

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you're failing this. What should you traditionally

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do if you see the heart of Midlothian for luck?

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So it is this brick shaped heart in the ground.

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I think it's a famous thing. What should you

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do when you see it? Kiss it, jump on it, tap

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it, spit on it. Jump on it. You failed. I did.

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I'm not shocked. You said Loch Ness Monster is

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the fantastical animal. It's a unicorn. Oh, I

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definitely did not think that. Yeah, obviously.

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You said five. You said one and a half million.

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It's five and a half million people. What? Yeah,

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it's too many. I'm not going. You said Edinburgh.

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It's Glasgow. Ah, I don't want to go there. You

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said haggis night for New Year's Eve, which haggis

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is a fish, just so you know that. Yeah. Andrew

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ate haggis. That's the only word I know. Fish

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night. Happy Fish Night everyone! I didn't know

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what Haggis was. It's Hogmanay. That's their

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New Year's Eve. You did get this one right. Iron

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Brew is more popular than Coca -Cola. Because

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the person that made it would never have put

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that in the quiz. And the Scots word for bad

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weather is Drake. Drake. Drake. Yeah, Drake brings

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the bad weather. D -R -E -I -C -H is Drake. You

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know that? No, I was thinking Drake the rapper.

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I thought you knew something. The other point

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to the arrow, you said Shetland, it was Orkney.

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Olympic cyclist, you said John Yogi Berro, it's

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Chris Hoy. Scotland's national poet, you said

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Liz Lockhead, it's Robert Burns. And you said

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jump on the heart of Midlothian and it spit on

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it. Well, listen. Nobody spits on anything after

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COVID. So we're going to have to change that.

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Okay. And one out of 10. I didn't realize I needed

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to know these questions to get into the country.

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Okay. Quiz number two. Okay. A wee Scottish quiz

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is what the title of this one is. What is the

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original stock used to make toddy soup? Toddy

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soup? Yep. I hope you eat that. Is it chicken,

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mutton? or beef? I don't want to be toddy for

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the potty. Don't be toddy for the potty. Chicken,

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mutton, or beef? Chicken. Mutton. It's mutton.

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Mutton. Incorrect. Keep practicing. This one's

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going to tell us right away. I said mutton after

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chicken. I was singing toddy for the party. No.

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The French translation of this popular Scottish

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dish is etouvet. What is the dish? Broth, bros,

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stoves. Stovey sounds like stogies. I wanna go

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with that one. Correct. Nice. I went to four

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colleges. Cullen skink. Love it. Originates from

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Cullen. But what does skink mean? S -K -I -N

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-K. Yeah, yeah, I think I know. Soup, broth.

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Porridge. None of them were what I was thinking.

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I like the three little bears, so I'm going with

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porridge. Incorrect. Keep practicing. It's soup.

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I think this whole thing is about food. Clapshot

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is made from Taddies. Inappropriate. And neeps.

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None of those are real words to me. Where does

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clapshot originate from? Don't ask. Is it Dumfries,

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Orkney, Argyle? Love a good Argyle sock and sweater

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going with Argyle. Incorrect. Review it. It's

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Orkney. Second one, it was Orkney. I think that's

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the second. Orkney, I've gotten wrong. Yeah.

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Okay. Scurly was originally served with mutton,

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grouse, or chicken. I hope you eat all of these

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things. Okay. Well, we already used mutton and

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that was right. So it would not give us mutton

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again. Okay. So I'm going to go with chicken.

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Incorrect. You can do it. It's grouse. It's grouse.

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Wait, can I say Scotland's not known for its

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food? It is if you're Scottish. Okay. Just saying.

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You failed. Well, but we do have one more. Can

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you ask me things I know? This is about wildlife

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in Scotland. So no. and all the things you're

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gonna see and explore and hopefully experience.

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What is Scotland's only venomous snake? The adder,

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the grass snake, the smooth snake, the corn snake.

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Is this fun for me? I mean. You're gonna lose,

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just pick one. Smooth, love a good smooth snake.

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It's not gonna tell us until it's over. Oh god.

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Which huge harmless shark is commonly found off

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the west coast of Scotland? Oh my god. We won't

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be going there. Hammerhead, tiger, great white,

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basking. I'm gonna go with basking because I

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like to sit in the sun. I think that's correct

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actually. Yeah. Which Scottish mammal is often

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called the Highland tiger? Scottish bobcat, Scottish

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lynx, Scottish wildcat, Scottish serval. Would

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you like to phone a friendly melody? I know.

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Melody would know. I'm going to go with Scottish

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tiger. Was that an option? Let's try again. Which

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Scottish mammals often called the Highland tiger?

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Bobcat, lynx, wildcat, serval. Tiger. I'll go

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with the lynx because my kids watch Zelda. None

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of this is based on knowledge. Which rare bird

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found on Scotland's islands is known for its

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eerie call? Ooh, I hope you hear it. Tawny owl,

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a caper cally, making that up. Eurasian bittern

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spotted cuckoo. Cuckoo. Eurasian. Eurasian bittern?

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Yeah, Eurasian. How did you get through school?

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What makes the Highland cow unique compared to

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other cattle breeds? Long shaggy coats, covered,

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oh, and covered horns, black in color, smallest

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breed, short curly tails. I am a huge fan of

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my winter coats. Love a long and shaggy coat.

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Going with that. I actually think you're right.

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Yeah. Which bird of prey, I think those are the

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cows that you see at TJ Maxx in the pictures.

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They look like buffalo. Yes. But they're long

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haired cows. It's just a cow. Yeah, I would wear

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that. I think that's a Highland cow. Yeah. Which

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bird of prey is con - I just heard you. I would

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wear that? Like if they shear them and then make

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a coat out of it, but they wouldn't kill them.

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They'd just shear them. They'd grow it back.

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Which bird of prey is considered one of Scotland's

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most iconic species? Don't mmm like you care.

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You don't care. Peregrine Falcon, Golden Eagle,

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Harrier, a Kestrel. Harry Potter was really into

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Falcons, going with that. Oh no, he was into

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owls. It's okay, I'll still pick Falcon. I'm

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upset. What Scotland's target largest wild land

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mammal? Highland cow, a red deer, a wild haggis,

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black bear. Okay. Well we just learned that haggis

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is fish. So I'm learning something. I'm going

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with the fur coat. Shaggy cow. A highland cow.

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Pretty sure it's the deer, but it's okay. Which

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species of dolphin is commonly seen in Scottish

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waters? Spinner? Bottlenose, dusky, blue. Blue

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is my favorite color. Okay, almost there. Thank

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God. The pine martin native to Scotland is related

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to the weasel. True or false? If they're putting

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it in there, it's true. You don't just throw

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one true or false in there. Okay, last one, thank

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God. Where does Scotland's colonies a puffin's

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nest? Do you know what a puffin is? Yeah, a cute

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little penguin. I think so, yeah. I'd know the

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cereal. Oh, puffin. Like the little puffin. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Hey, buddy. That's a narwhal. That's

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an ocean creature. But the puffin is saying goodbye

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next to the narwhal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. I

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do association. They nest in pine trees, in caves,

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in barns. dig burrows and cliffs and grassy slopes.

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No. Cave. Pretty sure that's wrong. All right.

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Did I fail? Yes. Did I fail? Yes. You said the

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smooth snake. It was the adder snake. You said

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basking shark. It was the basking shark. Knew

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it. You said Highland Tiger. No, what did you

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actually say for it though? I said the Lynx.

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It is the Scottish Wildcat. Okay. Sorry, I have

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to do a lot of scrolling to get these answers.

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You said Eurasian Bitterne. Eurasian. It is the

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Eurasian Bitterne. Say. You said long shaggy

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coats and curved horns and it was. The long shaggy

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coat that you would not kill the cow for. I'd

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wear that. You said the falcon for Harry Potter

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and it's the golden eagle. You said the Highland

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cow again as the biggest animal and it is the

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red deer. You said the blue dolphin because it's

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your favorite color. It's the bottlenose. I was

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gonna pick bottlenose because I'll be doing a

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lot of bottles like drinking bottles in my nose.

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In your nose? Yeah, like, and you go, in your

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nose. Yep. What was the new girl? You drink alcohol

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from mouth? Tonight, I drink alcohol from mouth.

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You said true to the true and false because why

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would they put that if it wasn't true? And it's

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true. Yeah, see? I mean, you guys, people making

00:17:11.180 --> 00:17:16.299
these quizzes gotta think. You said the puffin,

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where did you say the puffin lived? In a cave.

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in a cave right right right um they dig burrows

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and cliffs and grassy slopes yeah no so you were

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doing really well and then you then you weren't

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and you weren't so all three quizzes you have

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failed you are ready for scotland i will be seeing

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a lot of experimental theater i'm not sure how

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many long -haired cows i'm gonna see Walking

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around well a lot of it was about food as well.

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So I think you may try a grouse So Andrew tried

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haggis. That's a fish. He's apparently it's not

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That great, but he liked it. So it's like ferment.

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It's like smelly. Yeah, it's a smelly fish fish

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That's all I know. I'm all I'm all for trying

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new things. You're not gonna try What what's

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the It sounds like one thing but it's really

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like Cow tongue liver or something like that.

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No, I'm not doing that, but they call them other

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things Yeah, no, you're gonna have to trick me

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into eating stuff like that, but I am excited

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We are gonna do some sightseeing we will do some

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tours of castles Harry Potter was filmed there

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So we're gonna go down to Harry Potter Street

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Is that what it's called Harry Potter Street?

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No, you know what it's called. Do you know what

00:18:39.769 --> 00:18:43.950
it's called? Victoria Street! How'd you know

00:18:43.950 --> 00:18:47.720
that? Andrew texted the family In the text thread

00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:50.839
that you were in. I responded. We're going to

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go there. And we are seeing a lot of theater

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because that's what Andrew's there to do. So

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yeah. So we'll see if I survive. They speak English.

00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:02.880
So I think I'll be OK. But they have a very,

00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:06.460
very, very thick. What is it called? A brogue?

00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:09.420
I think that's Ireland. Ireland. They have an

00:19:09.420 --> 00:19:11.619
accent. An accent. So we'll see how I survive.

00:19:11.640 --> 00:19:14.410
But they don't have an accent to them. And they

00:19:14.410 --> 00:19:17.670
have their own language, but like their own slang.

00:19:18.009 --> 00:19:21.150
I think everybody speaks English. Yeah. So I

00:19:21.150 --> 00:19:23.930
don't know. I may never come home. I don't know.

00:19:24.049 --> 00:19:28.430
This might be my last fit to be real. Finally.

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Wait, can you phone a friend next week? I'll

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call you from Scotland. Yes, that could be fun.

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Except it'll be what time? What's the time difference?

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Oh, we're a five hour difference, so. Is he ahead

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or behind? Ahead. So he's already... So how's

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the day going? I know. How are we looking for

00:19:49.579 --> 00:19:52.380
the future? How's August 12th? Yeah, so it's

00:19:52.380 --> 00:19:55.420
five hours ahead. So usually the last time I

00:19:55.420 --> 00:19:56.839
talk to him is at eight o 'clock at night, which

00:19:56.839 --> 00:19:59.619
is around one o 'clock for him. But then we talk

00:19:59.619 --> 00:20:02.759
at six a .m. because he's already at work. It's

00:20:02.759 --> 00:20:04.880
already 11 a .m. He's already had the start of

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the morning. That is, I think, the hardest part.

00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:11.660
of any type of travel in a time zone. Isn't that

00:20:11.660 --> 00:20:14.259
crazy? I don't get it. It's something I can't

00:20:14.259 --> 00:20:17.140
grasp. It's also the fact that he's already,

00:20:17.700 --> 00:20:19.859
like you said, like he's already in the future.

00:20:20.759 --> 00:20:23.599
I have a friend who lives in Taiwan and they're

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an entire day ahead. And I'm always like, how's

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tomorrow? I know. How's it looking? Did we survive?

00:20:30.380 --> 00:20:34.039
Yeah. But it's not like anything. What happens

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for us today is happening for them tomorrow.

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No, I know. There's no prediction of future visions.

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I am excited because we're leaving a 90 degree

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day and we're going to like 60 and a little rainy.

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So it's already fall -ish there. It's their summer,

00:20:49.680 --> 00:20:54.059
but that is their summer. I would thrive in London

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or any type of wet terrain. Like Andrew's wearing

00:20:56.900 --> 00:20:58.900
like a puffy vest and a long sleeve shirt every

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day in jeans. A puffin? Yeah, from a cave. Not

00:21:03.490 --> 00:21:07.089
a grassy slope. I hope some of these trigger

00:21:07.089 --> 00:21:09.970
you while you're there and you're like, I know

00:21:09.970 --> 00:21:13.150
this fun fact, Mr. Scottish man. Yeah. Mr. waiter

00:21:13.150 --> 00:21:16.930
that I'm gonna hook me up with some haggis. I

00:21:16.930 --> 00:21:19.170
don't think you're gonna like haggis. I don't

00:21:19.170 --> 00:21:20.470
think you're gonna like haggis. I don't think

00:21:20.470 --> 00:21:22.009
they're gonna like me saying hook me up with

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some haggis. I don't be tidy for the party. All

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right, I think to to round out this Bon Voyage,

00:21:33.650 --> 00:21:35.569
but also you're there right now while we're all

00:21:35.569 --> 00:21:37.789
listening to it, episode. Because it's tomorrow.

00:21:38.769 --> 00:21:43.130
Give us your Scottish accent again. Or my last

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words in case I never return. What? I'm just

00:21:48.869 --> 00:21:51.130
saying, planes are crazy right now and you heard

00:21:51.130 --> 00:21:55.869
it first. Because that's what we're going to

00:21:55.869 --> 00:21:57.789
be like, you know what? She knew. So it's cool.

00:21:57.930 --> 00:22:01.519
All good. No worries. Listen, if she dies on

00:22:01.519 --> 00:22:04.859
a plane, see if it's done. We're good. Like we're

00:22:04.859 --> 00:22:07.480
closing up shop. I'm not doing it by myself.

00:22:07.700 --> 00:22:10.799
So like we had a good run. I feel like that's

00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:13.819
untrue. I feel like you guys will put my picture.

00:22:13.819 --> 00:22:17.140
I'm tired. Like, you know, the standing picture

00:22:17.140 --> 00:22:18.940
of me. You'll just put it up and it's like I

00:22:18.940 --> 00:22:22.539
never left. The cutout. Yeah. Oh, hello, smelly

00:22:22.539 --> 00:22:27.700
dog. My Scottish accent. Rude. All right, here

00:22:27.700 --> 00:22:40.170
we go. I'm going to Scotland. It's so bad. I

00:22:40.170 --> 00:22:43.650
want to see Harry Potter. That's British. That's

00:22:43.650 --> 00:22:47.109
nothing. How dare you insult the Brits. Listen,

00:22:47.269 --> 00:22:50.589
I was never good at accents. I'm good at Scottish.

00:22:50.589 --> 00:22:55.269
So many things. Scottish. This isn't one of them.

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That's not Scottish. They're not Scottish. You're

00:23:00.170 --> 00:23:05.279
like Allah. Wow. Go ahead. Hold on. Give us your

00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:08.180
best Scottish. No, really, I want you to. Irish

00:23:08.180 --> 00:23:11.079
does the Rs. That's the Irish, and then they

00:23:11.079 --> 00:23:14.539
do the scoop up. Yeah. Scottish. I can't roll

00:23:14.539 --> 00:23:17.740
my Rs, though. And they roll their Rs in Scotland.

00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:20.720
You don't know. I do know. Then let's hear it.

00:23:20.740 --> 00:23:27.039
I watched Brave and Brave Heart and Seven Brides

00:23:27.039 --> 00:23:29.039
for Seven Brothers. So that has to start with

00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:33.019
a B. All movies that start with B, she saw. Seven

00:23:33.019 --> 00:23:35.059
Brides for Seven Brothers? Brides and Brothers,

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I don't know. No, that's in Scotland, right?

00:23:37.779 --> 00:23:42.900
No. Yes, it is. What's the one where the town

00:23:42.900 --> 00:23:47.380
goes away? Brigadoon. Brigadoon. Another B. Brigadoon.

00:23:47.640 --> 00:23:49.079
Oh, there you go, there you go, there you go.

00:23:49.099 --> 00:23:53.539
Oh, it's the... It's Shmigadoon. I don't know

00:23:53.539 --> 00:23:55.500
Shmigadoon. Oh my god, so good. Watch Shmigadoon.

00:23:55.839 --> 00:23:57.900
What's the Disney character that's got the Irish

00:23:57.900 --> 00:24:00.099
accent? Are you watching what your dog's doing?

00:24:01.299 --> 00:24:05.559
She's being a dog. She's cleaning. You have two

00:24:05.559 --> 00:24:08.839
dogs. I don't take care of them. Andrew does.

00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:13.059
She takes care of herself. Good job. Brigadoon.

00:24:14.019 --> 00:24:16.839
It's Shrek. Oh, it's Shrek. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:17.140 --> 00:24:18.900
That's one of my favorite movies. Scottish. And

00:24:18.900 --> 00:24:22.740
I was right with the O's. They're O's. Do they

00:24:22.740 --> 00:24:24.900
make you do this to allow you into the country?

00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:33.099
Yes. No, that was wrong. Yes. I'm not good at

00:24:33.099 --> 00:24:35.200
accents either, but I'm better than you. I'm

00:24:35.200 --> 00:24:38.980
screwed. What? Did you just say I'm screwed?

00:24:40.140 --> 00:24:44.359
Screwed. I'm screwed. Oh my gosh, you are. Please

00:24:44.359 --> 00:24:46.460
don't say, hey, I can do your accent because

00:24:46.460 --> 00:24:48.640
I think you'll get kicked out. It depends on

00:24:48.640 --> 00:24:53.859
how many bottle noses I drink. Dolphins? Dolphins.

00:24:53.940 --> 00:24:57.319
It depends on how many dolphins I drank. Amazing.

00:24:57.480 --> 00:24:59.799
With the mutton broth. Mutton. Do you know what

00:24:59.799 --> 00:25:04.359
mutton is? Mutton chops. Yeah. It's great. Okay.

00:25:04.500 --> 00:25:06.900
It's sheep. Pretty sure it's sheep or lamb. I'm

00:25:06.900 --> 00:25:10.700
not eating that. Hello. Venison is deer. Mutton

00:25:10.700 --> 00:25:16.440
is lamb or sheep. Yeah. I don't know. Sheep.

00:25:16.440 --> 00:25:18.660
Every dog goes to the ones that don't like them.

00:25:18.740 --> 00:25:21.420
I don't try to convert. I don't not like your

00:25:21.420 --> 00:25:24.720
dog. I have your dog's sister. Oh, they're very

00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:32.240
different. So, yes, we hope everybody sends good

00:25:32.240 --> 00:25:35.920
thoughts to Scotland for the plane rides, for

00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:40.420
her arrival. Oh, yes, for their plane ride as

00:25:40.420 --> 00:25:45.410
well. I meant for Scotland to be prepared. And

00:25:45.410 --> 00:25:49.589
I hope that you send prayers for Victoria while

00:25:49.589 --> 00:25:53.269
she holds down the fort that will be seafit solo

00:25:53.269 --> 00:25:56.430
for the rest of her life. Seafit solo? Seafit

00:25:56.430 --> 00:26:00.430
solo. Just in case. Just in case. Seafit solo.

00:26:01.029 --> 00:26:03.829
Just in case? No, I'm not going to be able to

00:26:03.829 --> 00:26:08.509
do anything else. Okay. Don't manifest it. Keep

00:26:08.509 --> 00:26:11.470
coming. Keep checking on her all next week, which

00:26:11.470 --> 00:26:14.109
is today. Check on her today. Make sure that

00:26:14.109 --> 00:26:17.390
she's still alive. She's thriving at See Fit

00:26:17.390 --> 00:26:19.309
Solo. We're going to be fine. We're going to

00:26:19.309 --> 00:26:22.730
be properly working out the way you're supposed

00:26:22.730 --> 00:26:25.650
to, where you can engage and then breathe and

00:26:25.650 --> 00:26:28.269
take moments and interval. We're not going to

00:26:28.269 --> 00:26:30.750
go at 100 the whole time. So we're going to be

00:26:30.750 --> 00:26:36.029
the way we're meant to be. You are not going

00:26:36.029 --> 00:26:39.109
to relax at all on vacation. You're going to

00:26:39.109 --> 00:26:41.910
be at 100 the whole time. always up here. And

00:26:41.910 --> 00:26:44.009
I wonder where Dean gets it, because Dean lives

00:26:44.009 --> 00:26:46.589
at level 10 at all times. And I'm always like,

00:26:46.589 --> 00:26:50.670
God, relax, Dean. Because people relax when you

00:26:50.670 --> 00:26:52.890
yell relax at them. You love it, actually. You

00:26:52.890 --> 00:26:56.950
don't get angry at all. Never, ever say that

00:26:56.950 --> 00:26:58.990
to me. It's good that you say it directly to

00:26:58.990 --> 00:27:00.450
your children. No, I don't tell him to relax.

00:27:00.569 --> 00:27:05.730
I'm like, Dean, take a second. Carly, take 10.

00:27:07.589 --> 00:27:15.140
Thank you, 10. Okay, we just wanted to throw

00:27:15.140 --> 00:27:18.779
a little something out because I can't, you know,

00:27:18.940 --> 00:27:22.500
do the real without the extra. Well, I also wanted

00:27:22.500 --> 00:27:24.859
to, I didn't know this was happening, but as

00:27:24.859 --> 00:27:28.220
I was thinking, teach you all. So if you did

00:27:28.220 --> 00:27:30.779
learn something today. Oh, okay. You learned

00:27:30.779 --> 00:27:34.180
how to take a quiz properly. If you associate

00:27:34.180 --> 00:27:38.680
something with your life into the answer. it

00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:41.279
almost never works out. You've failed the end

00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:45.880
to every quiz. All three, you got maybe at the

00:27:45.880 --> 00:27:48.940
most three correct. So I was just teaching you

00:27:48.940 --> 00:27:52.519
how not to take a quiz and also get in the head

00:27:52.519 --> 00:27:57.799
of the quiz maker, especially for true and false.

00:27:57.819 --> 00:28:01.579
So whoever created Scotland. No, whoever created

00:28:01.579 --> 00:28:04.799
the Scottish quizzes, try and get in their head

00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:10.609
for your answers. Do you have a return ticket?

00:28:12.410 --> 00:28:16.470
Do you have a return ticket? Yes, I do. And Andrew's

00:28:16.470 --> 00:28:21.230
flying home with me, so we'll deaf make it. Not

00:28:21.230 --> 00:28:24.549
with that. Don't come home with that. Avi. Come

00:28:24.549 --> 00:28:28.589
home. Let's do a prediction real quick. Are you

00:28:28.589 --> 00:28:33.210
going to come home any different than when you

00:28:33.210 --> 00:28:40.150
left? I think I will be more relaxed when I come

00:28:40.150 --> 00:28:43.509
home. Your eyes, your pupils like shifted when

00:28:43.509 --> 00:28:46.369
you're lying. No, no, I feel like I will be because

00:28:46.369 --> 00:28:50.849
I will have Andrew coming back with me. So I

00:28:50.849 --> 00:28:53.049
will be more relaxed when I get home. No, I mean

00:28:53.049 --> 00:28:55.170
that like 100%. All right. You heard it here

00:28:55.170 --> 00:28:58.009
first, folks. Say it again. I can't. Say it again.

00:28:58.190 --> 00:29:04.339
I can't. Heard it here first, folks. Sounded

00:29:04.339 --> 00:29:09.579
like your Scottish accent to me. They're one

00:29:09.579 --> 00:29:13.160
and the same. She's going to come back relaxed

00:29:13.160 --> 00:29:16.119
with a little bit of Scottish air. Yeah. Like

00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:19.819
that bar of soap. No, it's Irish bar of soap.

00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:23.920
Oh my God. Is it Irish? Irish dreams? Irish blessings?

00:29:24.079 --> 00:29:26.019
Definitely not Irish dreams. It's Irish cream.

00:29:26.339 --> 00:29:28.880
Irish. Irish. What's this bar of soap that it's

00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:35.779
Irish? Irish fresh. Irish dreams. Irish breeze.

00:29:37.140 --> 00:29:42.500
Irish soap. Let's look it up. Irish. I put itish.

00:29:42.779 --> 00:29:45.220
Irish spring. Spring. I never would have gotten

00:29:45.220 --> 00:29:47.900
there. I never would have gotten there. It's

00:29:47.900 --> 00:29:52.940
not Scottish spring. No. But you'll come home

00:29:52.940 --> 00:29:59.079
refreshed with, I think, mountain air and a fresh

00:29:59.079 --> 00:30:01.890
look. September because you only have four days

00:30:01.890 --> 00:30:03.769
before the year starts when you come home. So

00:30:03.769 --> 00:30:10.470
no rush. We hope you always remember that you're

00:30:10.470 --> 00:30:14.190
fit to be real and always allowed to be a little

00:30:14.190 --> 00:30:18.009
extra. I can't do it guys. You're the Beverly

00:30:18.009 --> 00:30:21.349
Hillbillies. Every accent you have is Beverly

00:30:21.349 --> 00:30:25.630
Hillbilly. And a little extra. Oh my god. I'm

00:30:25.630 --> 00:30:27.509
not good at accents. You make me do it all the

00:30:27.509 --> 00:30:54.059
time and I hate it. For legal reasons we have

00:30:54.059 --> 00:30:56.119
to tell you that this podcast is meant for entertainment

00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:59.759
and educational Only we are not healthcare professionals.

00:31:00.180 --> 00:31:02.319
For all of your health, wellness, fitness, and

00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:04.420
self -care needs, please refer to the medical

00:31:04.420 --> 00:31:06.680
professional in your life. Your primary care

00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:09.160
physician, your therapist, a certified coach,

00:31:09.460 --> 00:31:11.819
whoever it may be. And then let us know what

00:31:11.819 --> 00:31:14.180
they say because I guarantee we need to know

00:31:14.180 --> 00:31:17.180
it too. Okay? Okay, bye.
