Welcome to Fit to Be Real and a little extra.
Pray for us.
Pray for us for sure.
We have a special guest today.
It's a surprise. It's a surprise for everybody.
It's a surprise to us.
We had a wild Thanksgiving week.
It's a surprise to me.
Dammit.
Billy, which changed our entire schedule.
So we are in a last minute surprise for us all.
And so you heard him. Billy is back.
Let's just do it.
That's what she said.
Gonna hurt you.
You kind of set that one up.
I'm Victoria. Hey guys, I'm Carly.
Hey guys, I'm Carly.
No.
And today I was thinking,
wait, we were just letting him do that?
Yes, we're just letting him do that. What's your name?
William Lewis Janiceas Gateris-Mail.
Okay.
What did you say?
Okay.
So today, my thought was,
it's the holiday season,
family's in town,
and what goes better with the holiday season
than family guilt and alcohol and family guilt put together?
I have no guilt and I do drink alcohol.
Nobody is drinking alcohol yet,
but we're gonna need it halfway through.
That's a mistake. Yeah, this is a mistake.
But we love a good family guilt, Billy's home.
We guilted him into doing this.
Do we love a good family guilt?
Yeah, sure. It's the holiday season.
Guilt tripping.
You ever heard that holiday tune?
I think that's a Dave Matthews song.
And I'm tripping Billy's.
So guess what we're gonna do?
For your pleasure, our pleasure.
That's what she said.
We're playing 20 questions with Wild Thunder.
20 questions.
I wasn't told what this topic was until right now.
Wild Thunder was Billy's stage wrestling name.
Stage wrestling name is not what it's called.
It is today.
And what we're gonna do is ask him 20 questions
of things that we want to know about our brother
and what we want you to do is to take these questions
and ask your brother or sister these questions
and learn a little bit about them, about you.
And it's gonna be so fun.
I do probably need alcohol for this.
Do we have any? Here? Nice.
Here we go.
What's something you wish you could have told us
when we were kids?
What's something that I wish I could have told you
like that I know now?
Sure.
I wish I could have told you
like that I know now.
Sure. Oh, God.
You're gonna need to be Eagles fans.
That, yeah.
That we should have known.
I probably would tell you the importance of saving money.
Would have been good to know
because we still are learning that lesson now.
So you speak for yourselves.
You save money? Yeah.
She finds pennies and puts them in her pocket.
I do.
That's how I paid for my first tattoo.
With pennies? With pennies off the street?
That's probably not a good tattoo.
I went with you.
Again, probably not the best.
Oh, my God. Keep going.
What's Victoria's most annoying habit?
Honesty.
She needs to lie more.
I'm not good at that. Yeah.
Honesty. Honestly, it's the honesty.
It's the honesty for me.
I am scared to know what is my most annoying habit.
Kindness.
Ugh.
Quit being so kind.
I didn't think you were gonna say that.
That sarcasm. There's no way you believe that.
100%.
He doesn't like how nice I am.
Just be soft. Say no.
I mean, be less soft.
Say no more often. Be mean sometimes.
God, the world is harsh.
He's never liked how I'm, how...
You're like a care bear.
Care... Listen. Care bears stare.
Care bears stare.
Don't look at me.
Do you think our parents had a favorite kid?
Yes. Who? Me.
Oh, you know that? Yes.
Because he moved.
Are you kidding me? I'm the probable son.
If he were here, if you lived here, you would be the worst one.
If I was a Bible verse,
it would be the one about the prodigal son.
When I return, the world stops.
That's what we call you. Everybody knows we call you the prodigal son.
100%.
I'm the best.
It's me.
Very good.
And I'm the better actor of all three.
Okay. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
You are a good liar. You are.
My pants are on fire.
Oh, my God.
What memory of us still makes you laugh?
I can't say it on the podcast.
Okay. What?
Wait.
I can't say it because it's going to go down a rabbit hole and people are going to...
I can't say it.
Okay. Well, maybe just keep it in your memories and laugh about it by yourself.
But that seems odd. Nothing weird ever happens.
Please know that.
That we played a game called Get on the Billy.
Oh!
Yeah.
Pedro just looked at me from up over his phone.
Yeah.
That's...
No, we have to describe it.
Billy would get on all fours and be a horse.
I'm going to choose that it was a horse.
And the game was to jump on him and get on him and not...
He wouldn't...
He would try to push us off.
So we would just constantly be tackling him.
No, but you would try to ride me like a horse.
Yes.
And then I would have to buck you off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just did it with the kids the other day.
Yeah.
And the one to say on the longest, basically one,
but in my opinion, this was all to avoid helping mom clean the kitchen.
Also true.
So we were like, look, mom, we're playing.
Wait, I didn't know that.
And in all honesty, I was trying to hurt the two of you.
If we're being 100% honest.
It would be. Victoria would like smack her head on the wood coffee table.
Yeah.
Mom didn't child-proof the house.
I was like, I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to do the porcelain stuff.
So yeah.
Good memory. It was called get on the billy.
Let's not say that again.
Which one of us would you want to give the eulogy at your funeral?
Neither.
That would be so sad.
Okay. Who would do it better?
I mean, I...
Oh, who would give...
Who would you want to give...
Are you dead now?
Did you just die?
I'm going to give you a better eulogy.
You would cry like a blubbering baby.
Victoria would get through it.
And I... Yeah, that's true.
I agree with that answer. The one answer I agree with.
What was your biggest insecurity as a teenager?
Are we really doing this like talk shit right now?
Like, is this really what we're doing?
I'm flipping back and forth from like,
really funny to like, some things I want to know
and you have to answer.
I don't know if I want to put this out there for the world to hear.
The world's not listening. Trust me.
That's actually funny.
Okay. My biggest insecurity
as a teenager, so 13 to 19.
Thank you for the specifics.
Thank you. I was...
I don't...
Do you want us to go first?
No, I... It was probably my weight.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're the... Yeah.
Probably when I got into living in a living room
and I was like,
I'm not going to be a living room.
Yeah. Probably when I got into lifting
and all that stuff.
Wait. Yeah.
I'm surprised at that. What would you think it was?
I was...
Having all girls as sisters
and mom in the house.
Like being the only boy. You say...
You've been saying it for 42 years.
That was...
I would say because Rocky was the only dude
in the house I've never brought.
That was our Bishon dog.
I didn't care. I don't mean Rocky Balboa, by the way.
Although he is a real person.
Wait. We came home with Rocky with our dog
and it was a little white Bishon.
And Billy was so mad because he wanted
some big German Shepherd kind of dog or whatever.
He was so angry that he
sarcastically named the dog Rocky
because it was this small little white puffball
like he thought it would be funny
to be like, yeah, well, you're going to bring that home.
His name's Rocky.
And then fell in love with him.
Yeah.
Okay. I'm sorry.
What's going on?
What song or movie scene makes you cry
without fail?
All of them.
Movie scene?
I don't know.
Okay. Song.
Free Willy. Yeah. Free Willy is pretty good.
On Eagles Wings.
Ooh.
How would you spend your time
if you didn't have to worry about money at all?
Traveling.
Really? Oh, God, yeah.
Like, literally,
I'm not talking like to Nars Town.
I would travel like,
I wouldn't go visit the quaint,
beautiful town of Nars Town.
I would travel the world. Absolutely.
Okay. I thought it would just be like,
spend all your time at CrossFit.
Well, I would find CrossFit gyms all over the world.
Okay. That sounds more inviting.
If you could have any job,
what would you do for a living?
No, first I'd be a stuntman.
A pilot. First I'd be a stuntman
and then I would do what I'm doing now.
I love it. Be a pilot.
Yeah. Fun fact.
Billy at one time wanted to be
the Indiana Jones stuntman at Disney World.
I still do.
Pretty sure you still do.
When I just went to Disney with Katie and the kids,
I found out one of my former athletes
was one of the stuntman in the show.
And I, he walked out
on stage and was like, everyone,
this is Travis. Well, I was like, I coached him.
I opened up my
Facebook, send the text message.
During the show, he messaged me back.
No way. And he met us after.
He was one of the bad guys. He wasn't Indiana Jones.
He was like one of the bad guys.
At Moorhead State?
Yeah. Moorhead. Travis Lombardi.
We want Moorhead.
That's what she said.
Billy coached at Moorhead State University
and that was the cheer.
That was the cheer.
They had these, what were the things that clapped together
that were like balloons?
Let's call them the clappers.
Yeah, we all had the clap.
Everybody has a clap.
They were like balloons that you would make noise.
You would cheer with them, right?
Yeah.
They just said Moorhead down them.
Like it was stacked,
Moorhead and we just kept like putting them up
to our feet.
To be fair,
they were the number one cheerleading school
in the United States.
In the world.
At the time they had the most collegiate national championships.
And Billy was their coach.
And so we were,
had no problem saying that we want Moorhead.
Okay, next question.
I don't like how you said that.
Pedro's left.
He's gone. He left.
What were you afraid of as a child?
Dying alone.
Stop it. That took a turn.
Afraid of as a child,
I don't think I was.
Spiders. As to this dad, only spiders.
But like, afraid at...
You're allowed to just be afraid of spiders.
I fear no man.
Oh my God. You're so...
What would your 10 year old self say to you right now?
Ugh.
We hate 10 year olds.
My 10 year old self knowing right now?
What would you say to your 10 year old self?
Would you, looking at a picture of yourself at 10?
Oh wait, is the 10 year old self telling me
that I'm telling the 10 year old self?
You're telling the 10 year old self something
that you want your 10 year old self to know.
Don't go to college.
What? Oh my God, yeah.
Why?
You went to like four.
Three.
Three, whatever. I was one off.
I didn't go to like, it wasn't all my undergrad.
We were so...
We were so pre-programmed
that college was the only thing to do.
You have to go to college.
College is overrated.
All you do is get a piece of paper
for the opportunity to get a job.
You're not guaranteed a good job.
There's so many other ways to make a successful,
happy life that
doesn't involve going into $100,000 worth of debt.
Facts. Facts.
But you also got two out of those three colleges for free.
I understand that.
And so out of...
I was in
three colleges for 13 years.
I got an undergrad degree, a master's degree
and like six credits shy of a second master's degree.
And I use zero of them.
So I could have spent 13 years
learning a trade
or another job. I'm not talking about
like, I'm talking like literally like
there are so many other types of professions out there
that don't involve a four year college.
And you, I could be...
I could have been a fric... If someone told me to be a pilot of 18,
by this time
I'd be retired and a multi-millionaire.
You do listen to people pretty well.
That is true.
Anyway,
I would have found out
because I didn't... I went to school for education
because mom said you'd be a great teacher.
I never want to be a teacher.
Billy, you would have been a great teacher.
I would have been a great anything.
You're annoying.
He said I would have been a great anything.
But that's true.
I know this and...
I don't look back on my time and be like,
oh, hey, I made a lot of great people do a lot of great things.
I learned a lot.
That's true.
I'll accept that answer.
What, having said that
at 10, what did you want to be
when you grew up?
That's not me.
That was a really good question that you had.
What does Victoria do now
that still drives you totally crazy?
What?
What about her drives you crazy?
Not an annoying habit.
What does she do that drives you crazy?
Want me to say it again?
You have an answer?
Uh...
Drives me crazy.
So I appreciate it,
but it also drives me crazy
that she calls me on my bullshit.
Oh, yeah.
That's annoying.
It is really annoying.
You're welcome.
Wait, there's other boring stuff.
Oh, that you don't eat meat, grow up.
Grow up.
I don't think that's an age thing.
I don't think once you hit a certain age
you start eating meat.
Eat a burger.
She was with me a couple weeks ago
in Louisville, and we ordered food
and I thought it was a fake thing.
She'll eat meat with us,
and no, she doesn't eat meat.
It's a fake thing here.
Katie was like, no, she doesn't eat meat,
and I was like, she'll be fine.
We were ordering food, she was like, no, I don't eat meat.
I was like, oh, that's real.
His refrigerator had four things in it,
and it was like turkey, deli meat,
yogurt,
I don't eat dairy either,
cheese.
And slices of salami
or some sort of other meat,
whatever. And he was like, have it everyone.
So then Victoria went out and spent $150
on potato chips.
Oh, it's trash.
Yeah, like corn chips, dot-spreadsals.
I walked in from work that day
and our island was covered with bags
of bagged food.
It was chips and salsa mainly.
That's like her favorite thing,
chips and salsa.
So first answer is call me my bullshit.
Second answer is that you don't eat meat.
Well, what do I do that totally drives you crazy
and nuts?
You're just me.
It's the essence of you.
So the number one thing,
if we're being honest, if we're being truthful,
if we're letting it all out.
And the whole world is going to hear this.
The world. The number one thing that really pisses me off
about you is that you don't give a flying shit
about the Eagles.
And you live in the Mecca
of Eagledom.
And like, literally, you would rather
sing songs
about the rainbow
than watch an Eagles game.
Wait a second. And no, you wait a second.
And the fact that we'll text you on Eagles Game Day
and you'll be at a damn Renaissance fair
dressed like elves, grow up.
You live in Philadelphia being an Eagles fan.
Yes.
Oh, that felt so good to say.
He gets so angry.
Oh my God, it's, and like now it's just funny
because I make comments in our group then,
but like when I'm texting it, I'm like me.
I'm mad. I'm like,
teach your children. They're going to get made fun of
because they're not Eagles fans.
No, they're wearing every single one of them is wearing an Eagles sweatshirt right now.
Because you made them put them on because I'm here.
If I wasn't here, they wouldn't be wearing it.
Facts. Stop the cat.
No, don't know.
You have the wrist. Do not stop talking.
I'm a clap.
I don't have the clap.
I got the clap.
No, I don't have the clap.
Well, listen,
I wore my Eagles sweatshirt today.
My Eagles vest and Billy saw me
and immediately said, take that off.
You do not deserve to wear that outfit.
You walked into Springfield diner looking like someone who knows
three players on the Eagles thing.
I was like, you can't wear that. Take it off.
You need to name me three players in offense,
three players on defense, only three.
Donovan McNabb.
I'm not playing anymore.
Wentz.
He doesn't play anymore. He's on the cheese.
Jason Hertz.
Were you thinking Kelsey?
Jason Kelsey.
Jaylin Hertz. Okay, so there's one.
Brown.
That's a color?
Sequan birthday?
Literally, Pedro got up and he just left.
He just wrote Victoria note and it's over.
Sequan Berkeley.
Yep, yep.
Right straight from Cal.
Brown.
What's Brown's first name?
He's the best wide receiver in the NFL.
How do you know his name?
Name me one renaissance person.
Anyone from Lord of the Rings?
Gollum.
Okay, well, Legolas.
Legolas was the elf.
Played by Orlando Bloom, who had sex with
his husband.
No, okay.
He did. It's in the news. Go.
No.
That's all I know. I know Jason, Kelsey.
I can't believe you just wrote Sequan.
AJ Brown.
Sequan Berkeley.
I couldn't stop laughing to help you.
I was done after Sequan birthday.
Sequoia Berkeley.
My God.
I know that's all I know.
No offense isn't on the team.
He's on the Chiefs. He's back up to
Donovan MacNab.
retired and fighting a DUI church.
No.
Well, I understand that annoys you.
And I sometimes lean into it because it's
very fun to see you right.
This is where you grew up.
Like you could name me the last 12
best actress awards from the Tony's.
I sure could.
I couldn't do that.
Nick Seriani.
Golf clap.
Yeah, Nick Seriani.
Yeah, Nick.
Also the boy from Elf, because they look the same.
They do though.
I saw a dog today.
It's not a dog.
Stop it.
Okay, moving on.
Next question.
I failed.
You failed as a person.
What's the guilty pleasure TV show that you like to watch?
Guilty pleasure, like I'm not supposed to like it.
Or just, yeah, like, yeah, like you.
Yes.
Well, I don't miss an episode of Expedition Unknown.
Expedition Unknown.
On the Discovery Channel with Josh Gates.
Yeah.
He's the Discovery Channel guy.
Katie, Katie, he's doing a tour of the country and he came a little bit and saw him live.
He was so cool.
Who was the picture autograph that I got you one year for Christmas?
A Discovery Channel, British.
Yeah, David Attenborough.
Attenborough.
He does all the voiceover.
Oh yeah.
I sent away for his autograph.
Yeah, I have it.
It's awesome.
The kids used to watch that all the time, like any like Bird or Cat documentary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Earth, all that stuff.
Yeah.
Are you just naming animals?
Bird, Cat, Dog, things he does.
Very good.
His voice is great.
Who was your celebrity doppelganger?
Vin Diesel.
Yeah, I was going to say that.
He looks like Vin Diesel.
I mean, I have a.
Why are you both looking at me?
I'm an overgrown beard right now, but yeah, Vin Diesel.
Yeah, people would say that.
If we took a sibling trip with no parents and no kids, that'd be weird.
Where would we go?
The three of us.
I don't know.
New York to see a Broadway show.
Like that'd be the most boring thing ever.
Then why would we go there?
If you think that's the most boring thing ever, why would we go?
Number one, you don't think that you love New York seeing Broadway shows.
No, I don't.
That's what you want me to like.
Number two, number two.
It can't be anything athletic.
You'd hurt yourself.
No, I am so strong.
Like, I like if we want skiing, you would hurt yourself.
You wouldn't want to go skiing with us.
I love skiing.
No, I wouldn't want to go skiing with you.
That's what I said.
Pick something that you would like to go on a trip with us.
I probably an all inclusive resort in the eastern Caribbean.
Do you know what habit that I don't like about you?
I didn't even get to say it.
No, no, that wasn't a question.
No, we're sticking to the questions.
The question that I don't like about you is you don't listen.
I listened to what you said.
I just turned it around.
I would probably own a beach somewhere, an all inclusive resort that we've never been to.
So I'm going to go Cabo.
Okay, fine.
I would love to go to Cabo with you and all of the other couples that go to Cabo.
I'm busy.
She said I'm busy.
She's cooking a vegan chicken.
Okay.
What was our favorite family vacation and why?
As you can remember.
Because we were allowed to, we were with our cousins, we were allowed to do new things.
Like I showered by myself for the first time.
That was fun.
It was great.
We were allowed to do new things like shower by ourselves.
Because like the older cousins were there.
You don't know that story?
One time we were at 17th Street, I think, or no, 17th Street.
And I was waiting and like mom had to go like start the water and she had to like make sure I didn't drown in a shower.
I don't know how that happened.
And she was, of course, you know, mom talks to whenever and I got mad.
I was waiting and I just went down there and I shared for myself for the first time and mom was still talking.
I came out because it was way in the back came a shower and she was like, what did you do?
I was like, I showered because you talked to her long.
And that was the first time.
And that was yesterday.
That was yesterday.
Yeah.
I love that that's the first memory that you've, oh, because I got to shower by myself down the shore.
So I love the shore.
And Shawnee, I mean, I did a lot of stuff.
I should have done Shawnee.
That wasn't the question.
We don't have time for that.
Yeah.
Okay.
How did you feel when Victoria was born?
I don't remember.
Probably a lot better than when you were born.
Shoot.
He was six.
You don't have any memories when you're six.
No.
Your nose is running.
I know because I'm laughing.
And if you allergic to happiness, if you listen to our podcast, you would know that when I laugh, my nose runs.
And when you drink, you get stuffy.
Yes.
Okay.
Then you do know what is the most mischievous thing we did together growing up?
These are weird.
Mischievous?
How did we did mischievous things?
No, you did.
We didn't.
The most mischievous thing we did was when I jumped off the roof to a burning table.
Yes.
And you were had 911 on speed dial and Victoria was like recording.
No.
Victoria had 911 on speed dial.
I was recording you jump off the garage door into a fire table.
That's when I wanted to be a pro wrestler.
Yeah.
I would say that's up there with mischievous things that we've done.
We didn't lie, cheat or steal.
We didn't do any of that stuff.
No.
That's when we were older.
Yeah.
Me jumping through a burning table off of a roof.
Okay.
Last one.
By the way, I didn't count these questions.
I don't know if there's 20.
I don't know if there's 18.
I don't know if there's 27.
I felt like 100.
Okay.
The world whose listening will count.
Do you recall a moment where you ever felt particularly proud of either of us?
Particularly.
Particularly proud.
So Victoria, I was proud when she was doing her like graduation cabaret.
Oh yeah.
And so that was really awesome when she sang that particular.
She did good singing.
She was good.
Wait, I was proud of you too that day.
That was my question.
Oh, I also get really annoyed when you have to be involved in everything.
When like people are having a conversation and you're like, what did you say?
Me too.
Yeah.
Like you can't just be like, oh, I'm not in that conversation.
Like that one.
No, no, I can't.
Yeah.
Carly, I was really proud when you got that tour and you went on tour.
Oh yeah.
That was really cool when I saw you do the tour.
You were doing good tours.
Yeah.
No, that's all.
We just want for her.
One for her.
Do you want to know when I'm proud of you?
I still, nope.
I'll still listen like to old school YouTube videos of YouTube.
I'll let Carly or Joeson Billy listen to it.
He'll randomly text me that too.
Oh.
That's nice.
Yeah.
That's good.
Oh my God.
Now there's both nostrils were gushing.
Oh my God.
I don't get texts like that.
Sorry.
Or anything other than what are you wearing in the old costume today?
No, no, that's Andrew.
Got.
Okay.
Our turn.
Yeah.
Victoria.
When in our life.
You haven't let me speak yet.
When have you been particularly proud of Billy?
I'll tell you.
Okay.
Tell Victoria what she's thinking.
I was particularly proud of you.
Say particularly right.
I am partial to the times when Billy continues to change careers and still be the best at
everything he does.
And yet you made fun of him.
When he said whatever he would have made it any would have been success because it's
the, it's true.
Not only is the prodigal sign we make fun of him for, but everything he touches works
out goes to gold.
He says, I want to be a cheerleader.
He was the best cheerleader.
I want to be a police officer.
He was an amazing police officer.
I want to be a pilot.
He's about to be good.
Wow.
That's good.
I'm almost a good pilot.
So at least I keep it in here.
But he is a good pilot.
I'm almost a good pilot, so at least I keep it in here.
But he has no problem with being like, I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm going to change and I'm going to be great at it.
And I'm very proud of you for that because that's a very hard to do and I wouldn't do
it.
So yeah, congrats.
Congrats on your life.
Your time.
I'm, thank you.
First of all, thank you so much.
Second of all, I'm proud every time you bust out into song for all of the Disney, especially
Belle songs that you know, and you do not, you do not care.
Like there is a look at this stuff.
There you go.
Isn't it?
There we go.
What did you think my collections complete?
With vibrato.
What did you think I'm a girl?
The girl who has everything.
Oh, he took it up.
He did.
No, it's more so.
I'm proud every time that you are willing to put yourself out there, not just like, because
you give no F's because you don't and like sometimes that's annoying.
But it's mainly to help like when you do it and I can't think of a specific time right
now, but you're going to know what I'm talking about when you will make yourself look more
ridiculous to make somebody else feel better.
Yeah.
Which you don't do for us.
But you do it all the time.
And it makes me proud that that's my brother, that he will, you know, he'll help anybody
make them feel better.
Yeah.
I'm secure.
I don't want to look like an idiot to make someone else laugh or feel good.
I like how you said it.
Can you get her a goddamn tissue?
She's using her eagles.
She's basically knuckling up her nose.
Oh, because I got to look at the booger.
Look at the booger.
It's right there.
Billy.
People want to hear this.
Don't edit it.
Just click send.
Well, that's our show today.
It's still there.
Okay.
There's a bat in the cave.
Boy is still a boy, no matter what age he is.
And so your real tip and your real stop touching my mixer.
Your real tip and your real extra tip today is to take the time, especially around the
holidays when your family is around and you've got these, you know, special times to do these
20 questions, if not these, because some of them are weird, any, any 20 questions and
have some fun as well.
So we hope you enjoyed all of this.
We certainly did.
And happy holidays, everyone.
Yeah.
AJ Brown's going to score two touchdowns today.
Go birds.
Yep.
And along with that, so, so we'll sequoia Berkeley.
Sequoia Berkeley.
Actually, it's Sequoia Berkeley.
I'm pretty sure she said something birthday.
Per year's rule.
Remember.
Too fit to be real.
No.
Too.
Remember, you are always fit to be real and always allowed to be a little extra.
Go birds.
What did you want me to say?
You pointed to me like I was supposed to say something.
Yeah.
Oh, hi.
Thanks for listening.
Have a wonderful day.
All right.
Like, don't do that.
Talk normal.
Talk.
You don't lean into it.
Just talk normal.
No, lean into it.
You're too far away.
She said, don't lean into it.
You said lean into it.
He's way too far away.
Do I split the two?
Yes, yes.
That's not comfortable.
Push it forward.
I like it better when I call in.
I can literally be driving the car.
Oh my God.
Nope.
Cool.
I don't know.
That sounds pretty good.
I've been practicing for years.
Talk now.
No, actually talk.
I'm going to punch you.
Two minutes and two hours and 24 minutes.
Oh my God.
I'm dreaming.
Billy, stop it.
Ready?
Let's do this.
I don't know what we're talking about either.
Ready?
Okay, ready?
I don't know what to say.
You pointed at me like we had trained something for me to say.
I thought you were going to sing to find gravity.
Why?
Because you had just sung it two seconds ago.
She looked at me like she was Elphaba.
She was doing the thing with the finger thing.
And I didn't know what to say.
I was like, don't say I was doing the thing with the finger thing.
It's okay.
She has a clap.
It's only one pill.
15 days.
It's not a pill.