1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Welcome to Fit to Be Real and a little extra. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Pray for us. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Pray for us for sure. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 We have a special guest today. 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 It's a surprise. It's a surprise for everybody. 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 It's a surprise to us. 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 We had a wild Thanksgiving week. 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 It's a surprise to me. 9 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Dammit. 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Billy, which changed our entire schedule. 11 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:27,000 So we are in a last minute surprise for us all. 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 And so you heard him. Billy is back. 13 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Let's just do it. 14 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 That's what she said. 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Gonna hurt you. 16 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 You kind of set that one up. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 I'm Victoria. Hey guys, I'm Carly. 18 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Hey guys, I'm Carly. 19 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 No. 20 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 And today I was thinking, 21 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 wait, we were just letting him do that? 22 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Yes, we're just letting him do that. What's your name? 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 William Lewis Janiceas Gateris-Mail. 24 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Okay. 25 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 What did you say? 26 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Okay. 27 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 So today, my thought was, 28 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 it's the holiday season, 29 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 family's in town, 30 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 and what goes better with the holiday season 31 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,000 than family guilt and alcohol and family guilt put together? 32 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,000 I have no guilt and I do drink alcohol. 33 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Nobody is drinking alcohol yet, 34 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 but we're gonna need it halfway through. 35 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 That's a mistake. Yeah, this is a mistake. 36 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 But we love a good family guilt, Billy's home. 37 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 We guilted him into doing this. 38 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Do we love a good family guilt? 39 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Yeah, sure. It's the holiday season. 40 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Guilt tripping. 41 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 You ever heard that holiday tune? 42 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 I think that's a Dave Matthews song. 43 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 And I'm tripping Billy's. 44 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 So guess what we're gonna do? 45 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 For your pleasure, our pleasure. 46 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 That's what she said. 47 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,000 We're playing 20 questions with Wild Thunder. 48 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 20 questions. 49 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 I wasn't told what this topic was until right now. 50 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Wild Thunder was Billy's stage wrestling name. 51 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Stage wrestling name is not what it's called. 52 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 It is today. 53 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,000 And what we're gonna do is ask him 20 questions 54 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 of things that we want to know about our brother 55 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 and what we want you to do is to take these questions 56 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 and ask your brother or sister these questions 57 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 and learn a little bit about them, about you. 58 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 And it's gonna be so fun. 59 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I do probably need alcohol for this. 60 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Do we have any? Here? Nice. 61 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Here we go. 62 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 What's something you wish you could have told us 63 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 when we were kids? 64 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 What's something that I wish I could have told you 65 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 like that I know now? 66 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Sure. 67 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 I wish I could have told you 68 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 like that I know now. 69 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Sure. Oh, God. 70 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 You're gonna need to be Eagles fans. 71 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 That, yeah. 72 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 That we should have known. 73 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,000 I probably would tell you the importance of saving money. 74 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Would have been good to know 75 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 because we still are learning that lesson now. 76 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 So you speak for yourselves. 77 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 You save money? Yeah. 78 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 She finds pennies and puts them in her pocket. 79 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I do. 80 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 That's how I paid for my first tattoo. 81 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 With pennies? With pennies off the street? 82 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 That's probably not a good tattoo. 83 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I went with you. 84 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Again, probably not the best. 85 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Oh, my God. Keep going. 86 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 What's Victoria's most annoying habit? 87 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Honesty. 88 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,000 She needs to lie more. 89 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I'm not good at that. Yeah. 90 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Honesty. Honestly, it's the honesty. 91 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 It's the honesty for me. 92 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I am scared to know what is my most annoying habit. 93 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Kindness. 94 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Ugh. 95 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Quit being so kind. 96 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 I didn't think you were gonna say that. 97 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 That sarcasm. There's no way you believe that. 98 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 100%. 99 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 He doesn't like how nice I am. 100 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Just be soft. Say no. 101 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I mean, be less soft. 102 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Say no more often. Be mean sometimes. 103 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 God, the world is harsh. 104 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 He's never liked how I'm, how... 105 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 You're like a care bear. 106 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Care... Listen. Care bears stare. 107 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Care bears stare. 108 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Don't look at me. 109 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Do you think our parents had a favorite kid? 110 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Yes. Who? Me. 111 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Oh, you know that? Yes. 112 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Because he moved. 113 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Are you kidding me? I'm the probable son. 114 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,000 If he were here, if you lived here, you would be the worst one. 115 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 If I was a Bible verse, 116 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 it would be the one about the prodigal son. 117 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 When I return, the world stops. 118 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 That's what we call you. Everybody knows we call you the prodigal son. 119 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 100%. 120 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I'm the best. 121 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 It's me. 122 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Very good. 123 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 And I'm the better actor of all three. 124 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Okay. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 125 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 You are a good liar. You are. 126 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 My pants are on fire. 127 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Oh, my God. 128 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,000 What memory of us still makes you laugh? 129 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I can't say it on the podcast. 130 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Okay. What? 131 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Wait. 132 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,000 I can't say it because it's going to go down a rabbit hole and people are going to... 133 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I can't say it. 134 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Okay. Well, maybe just keep it in your memories and laugh about it by yourself. 135 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 But that seems odd. Nothing weird ever happens. 136 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Please know that. 137 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 That we played a game called Get on the Billy. 138 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Oh! 139 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Yeah. 140 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Pedro just looked at me from up over his phone. 141 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Yeah. 142 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 That's... 143 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 No, we have to describe it. 144 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Billy would get on all fours and be a horse. 145 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 I'm going to choose that it was a horse. 146 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:52,000 And the game was to jump on him and get on him and not... 147 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 He wouldn't... 148 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 He would try to push us off. 149 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 So we would just constantly be tackling him. 150 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 No, but you would try to ride me like a horse. 151 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Yes. 152 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 And then I would have to buck you off. 153 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 154 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 You just did it with the kids the other day. 155 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Yeah. 156 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 And the one to say on the longest, basically one, 157 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,000 but in my opinion, this was all to avoid helping mom clean the kitchen. 158 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Also true. 159 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 So we were like, look, mom, we're playing. 160 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Wait, I didn't know that. 161 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 And in all honesty, I was trying to hurt the two of you. 162 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 If we're being 100% honest. 163 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 It would be. Victoria would like smack her head on the wood coffee table. 164 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Yeah. 165 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Mom didn't child-proof the house. 166 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 I was like, I'm not going to do that. 167 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 I'm going to do the porcelain stuff. 168 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 So yeah. 169 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Good memory. It was called get on the billy. 170 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Let's not say that again. 171 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Which one of us would you want to give the eulogy at your funeral? 172 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Neither. 173 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 That would be so sad. 174 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Okay. Who would do it better? 175 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 I mean, I... 176 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Oh, who would give... 177 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Who would you want to give... 178 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Are you dead now? 179 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Did you just die? 180 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 I'm going to give you a better eulogy. 181 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 You would cry like a blubbering baby. 182 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Victoria would get through it. 183 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 And I... Yeah, that's true. 184 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 I agree with that answer. The one answer I agree with. 185 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 What was your biggest insecurity as a teenager? 186 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Are we really doing this like talk shit right now? 187 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Like, is this really what we're doing? 188 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 I'm flipping back and forth from like, 189 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 really funny to like, some things I want to know 190 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 and you have to answer. 191 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I don't know if I want to put this out there for the world to hear. 192 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 The world's not listening. Trust me. 193 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:30,000 That's actually funny. 194 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Okay. My biggest insecurity 195 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 as a teenager, so 13 to 19. 196 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Thank you for the specifics. 197 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Thank you. I was... 198 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I don't... 199 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Do you want us to go first? 200 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 No, I... It was probably my weight. 201 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Yeah. Yeah. 202 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 You're the... Yeah. 203 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Probably when I got into living in a living room 204 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 and I was like, 205 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I'm not going to be a living room. 206 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Yeah. Probably when I got into lifting 207 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 and all that stuff. 208 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Wait. Yeah. 209 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 I'm surprised at that. What would you think it was? 210 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 I was... 211 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Having all girls as sisters 212 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 and mom in the house. 213 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Like being the only boy. You say... 214 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 You've been saying it for 42 years. 215 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 That was... 216 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 I would say because Rocky was the only dude 217 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 in the house I've never brought. 218 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 That was our Bishon dog. 219 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I didn't care. I don't mean Rocky Balboa, by the way. 220 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Although he is a real person. 221 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Wait. We came home with Rocky with our dog 222 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 and it was a little white Bishon. 223 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 And Billy was so mad because he wanted 224 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 some big German Shepherd kind of dog or whatever. 225 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 He was so angry that he 226 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 sarcastically named the dog Rocky 227 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 because it was this small little white puffball 228 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 like he thought it would be funny 229 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 to be like, yeah, well, you're going to bring that home. 230 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 His name's Rocky. 231 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 And then fell in love with him. 232 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Yeah. 233 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Okay. I'm sorry. 234 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 What's going on? 235 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 What song or movie scene makes you cry 236 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 without fail? 237 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 All of them. 238 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Movie scene? 239 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I don't know. 240 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Okay. Song. 241 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Free Willy. Yeah. Free Willy is pretty good. 242 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 On Eagles Wings. 243 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Ooh. 244 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 How would you spend your time 245 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 if you didn't have to worry about money at all? 246 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Traveling. 247 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Really? Oh, God, yeah. 248 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Like, literally, 249 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 I'm not talking like to Nars Town. 250 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I would travel like, 251 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I wouldn't go visit the quaint, 252 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 beautiful town of Nars Town. 253 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I would travel the world. Absolutely. 254 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Okay. I thought it would just be like, 255 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 spend all your time at CrossFit. 256 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Well, I would find CrossFit gyms all over the world. 257 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Okay. That sounds more inviting. 258 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 If you could have any job, 259 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 what would you do for a living? 260 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 No, first I'd be a stuntman. 261 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 A pilot. First I'd be a stuntman 262 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 and then I would do what I'm doing now. 263 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 I love it. Be a pilot. 264 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Yeah. Fun fact. 265 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Billy at one time wanted to be 266 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 the Indiana Jones stuntman at Disney World. 267 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 I still do. 268 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Pretty sure you still do. 269 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 When I just went to Disney with Katie and the kids, 270 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 I found out one of my former athletes 271 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 was one of the stuntman in the show. 272 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 And I, he walked out 273 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 on stage and was like, everyone, 274 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 this is Travis. Well, I was like, I coached him. 275 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 I opened up my 276 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Facebook, send the text message. 277 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 During the show, he messaged me back. 278 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 No way. And he met us after. 279 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 He was one of the bad guys. He wasn't Indiana Jones. 280 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 He was like one of the bad guys. 281 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 At Moorhead State? 282 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Yeah. Moorhead. Travis Lombardi. 283 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 We want Moorhead. 284 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 That's what she said. 285 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Billy coached at Moorhead State University 286 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 and that was the cheer. 287 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 That was the cheer. 288 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 They had these, what were the things that clapped together 289 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 that were like balloons? 290 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Let's call them the clappers. 291 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Yeah, we all had the clap. 292 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Everybody has a clap. 293 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 They were like balloons that you would make noise. 294 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 You would cheer with them, right? 295 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Yeah. 296 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 They just said Moorhead down them. 297 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Like it was stacked, 298 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Moorhead and we just kept like putting them up 299 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 to our feet. 300 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 To be fair, 301 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 they were the number one cheerleading school 302 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 in the United States. 303 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 In the world. 304 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 At the time they had the most collegiate national championships. 305 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 And Billy was their coach. 306 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 And so we were, 307 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 had no problem saying that we want Moorhead. 308 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Okay, next question. 309 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 I don't like how you said that. 310 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Pedro's left. 311 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 He's gone. He left. 312 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 What were you afraid of as a child? 313 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Dying alone. 314 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Stop it. That took a turn. 315 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Afraid of as a child, 316 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 I don't think I was. 317 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Spiders. As to this dad, only spiders. 318 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 But like, afraid at... 319 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 You're allowed to just be afraid of spiders. 320 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 I fear no man. 321 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Oh my God. You're so... 322 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,000 What would your 10 year old self say to you right now? 323 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Ugh. 324 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 We hate 10 year olds. 325 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 My 10 year old self knowing right now? 326 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 What would you say to your 10 year old self? 327 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Would you, looking at a picture of yourself at 10? 328 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Oh wait, is the 10 year old self telling me 329 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 that I'm telling the 10 year old self? 330 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 You're telling the 10 year old self something 331 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 that you want your 10 year old self to know. 332 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Don't go to college. 333 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 What? Oh my God, yeah. 334 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Why? 335 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 You went to like four. 336 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Three. 337 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Three, whatever. I was one off. 338 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I didn't go to like, it wasn't all my undergrad. 339 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 We were so... 340 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 We were so pre-programmed 341 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 that college was the only thing to do. 342 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 You have to go to college. 343 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 College is overrated. 344 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 All you do is get a piece of paper 345 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 for the opportunity to get a job. 346 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 You're not guaranteed a good job. 347 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 There's so many other ways to make a successful, 348 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 happy life that 349 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 doesn't involve going into $100,000 worth of debt. 350 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Facts. Facts. 351 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 But you also got two out of those three colleges for free. 352 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 I understand that. 353 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 And so out of... 354 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 I was in 355 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 three colleges for 13 years. 356 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 I got an undergrad degree, a master's degree 357 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 and like six credits shy of a second master's degree. 358 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 And I use zero of them. 359 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 So I could have spent 13 years 360 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 learning a trade 361 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 or another job. I'm not talking about 362 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 like, I'm talking like literally like 363 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 there are so many other types of professions out there 364 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 that don't involve a four year college. 365 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 And you, I could be... 366 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I could have been a fric... If someone told me to be a pilot of 18, 367 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 by this time 368 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 I'd be retired and a multi-millionaire. 369 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 You do listen to people pretty well. 370 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 That is true. 371 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Anyway, 372 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 I would have found out 373 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 because I didn't... I went to school for education 374 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 because mom said you'd be a great teacher. 375 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 I never want to be a teacher. 376 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Billy, you would have been a great teacher. 377 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 I would have been a great anything. 378 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 You're annoying. 379 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 He said I would have been a great anything. 380 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 But that's true. 381 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 I know this and... 382 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 I don't look back on my time and be like, 383 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 oh, hey, I made a lot of great people do a lot of great things. 384 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I learned a lot. 385 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 That's true. 386 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 I'll accept that answer. 387 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 What, having said that 388 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 at 10, what did you want to be 389 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 when you grew up? 390 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 That's not me. 391 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 That was a really good question that you had. 392 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 What does Victoria do now 393 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 that still drives you totally crazy? 394 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 What? 395 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 What about her drives you crazy? 396 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Not an annoying habit. 397 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 What does she do that drives you crazy? 398 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Want me to say it again? 399 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 You have an answer? 400 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Uh... 401 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Drives me crazy. 402 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 So I appreciate it, 403 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 but it also drives me crazy 404 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 that she calls me on my bullshit. 405 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Oh, yeah. 406 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 That's annoying. 407 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 It is really annoying. 408 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 You're welcome. 409 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Wait, there's other boring stuff. 410 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Oh, that you don't eat meat, grow up. 411 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Grow up. 412 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I don't think that's an age thing. 413 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I don't think once you hit a certain age 414 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 you start eating meat. 415 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Eat a burger. 416 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 She was with me a couple weeks ago 417 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 in Louisville, and we ordered food 418 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 and I thought it was a fake thing. 419 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 She'll eat meat with us, 420 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 and no, she doesn't eat meat. 421 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 It's a fake thing here. 422 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Katie was like, no, she doesn't eat meat, 423 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 and I was like, she'll be fine. 424 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 We were ordering food, she was like, no, I don't eat meat. 425 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 I was like, oh, that's real. 426 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 His refrigerator had four things in it, 427 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 and it was like turkey, deli meat, 428 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 yogurt, 429 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 I don't eat dairy either, 430 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 cheese. 431 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 And slices of salami 432 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 or some sort of other meat, 433 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 whatever. And he was like, have it everyone. 434 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 So then Victoria went out and spent $150 435 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 on potato chips. 436 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Oh, it's trash. 437 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Yeah, like corn chips, dot-spreadsals. 438 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 I walked in from work that day 439 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 and our island was covered with bags 440 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 of bagged food. 441 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 It was chips and salsa mainly. 442 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 That's like her favorite thing, 443 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 chips and salsa. 444 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 So first answer is call me my bullshit. 445 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Second answer is that you don't eat meat. 446 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Well, what do I do that totally drives you crazy 447 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 and nuts? 448 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 You're just me. 449 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 It's the essence of you. 450 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 It's the essence of you. 451 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 So the number one thing, 452 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 if we're being honest, if we're being truthful, 453 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 if we're letting it all out. 454 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 And the whole world is going to hear this. 455 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 The world. The number one thing that really pisses me off 456 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 about you is that you don't give a flying shit 457 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 about the Eagles. 458 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 And you live in the Mecca 459 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 of Eagledom. 460 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 And like, literally, you would rather 461 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 sing songs 462 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 about the rainbow 463 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 than watch an Eagles game. 464 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Wait a second. And no, you wait a second. 465 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 And the fact that we'll text you on Eagles Game Day 466 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 and you'll be at a damn Renaissance fair 467 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 dressed like elves, grow up. 468 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 You live in Philadelphia being an Eagles fan. 469 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Yes. 470 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Oh, that felt so good to say. 471 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 He gets so angry. 472 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Oh my God, it's, and like now it's just funny 473 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 because I make comments in our group then, 474 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 but like when I'm texting it, I'm like me. 475 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 I'm mad. I'm like, 476 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 teach your children. They're going to get made fun of 477 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 because they're not Eagles fans. 478 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 No, they're wearing every single one of them is wearing an Eagles sweatshirt right now. 479 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Because you made them put them on because I'm here. 480 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 If I wasn't here, they wouldn't be wearing it. 481 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Facts. Stop the cat. 482 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 No, don't know. 483 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 You have the wrist. Do not stop talking. 484 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 I'm a clap. 485 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 I don't have the clap. 486 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 I got the clap. 487 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 No, I don't have the clap. 488 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Well, listen, 489 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 I wore my Eagles sweatshirt today. 490 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 My Eagles vest and Billy saw me 491 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 and immediately said, take that off. 492 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 You do not deserve to wear that outfit. 493 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 You walked into Springfield diner looking like someone who knows 494 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 three players on the Eagles thing. 495 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 I was like, you can't wear that. Take it off. 496 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 You need to name me three players in offense, 497 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 three players on defense, only three. 498 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Donovan McNabb. 499 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 I'm not playing anymore. 500 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Wentz. 501 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 He doesn't play anymore. He's on the cheese. 502 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Jason Hertz. 503 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Jason Hertz. 504 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Were you thinking Kelsey? 505 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Jason Kelsey. 506 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Jaylin Hertz. Okay, so there's one. 507 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Brown. 508 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 That's a color? 509 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Sequan birthday? 510 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Literally, Pedro got up and he just left. 511 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 He just wrote Victoria note and it's over. 512 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Sequan Berkeley. 513 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Yep, yep. 514 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Right straight from Cal. 515 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Brown. 516 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 What's Brown's first name? 517 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 He's the best wide receiver in the NFL. 518 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 How do you know his name? 519 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Name me one renaissance person. 520 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Anyone from Lord of the Rings? 521 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Gollum. 522 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Okay, well, Legolas. 523 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Legolas was the elf. 524 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Played by Orlando Bloom, who had sex with 525 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 his husband. 526 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 No, okay. 527 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 He did. It's in the news. Go. 528 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 No. 529 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 That's all I know. I know Jason, Kelsey. 530 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 I can't believe you just wrote Sequan. 531 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 AJ Brown. 532 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 AJ Brown. 533 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Sequan Berkeley. 534 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 I couldn't stop laughing to help you. 535 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 I was done after Sequan birthday. 536 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Sequoia Berkeley. 537 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 My God. 538 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 I know that's all I know. 539 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 No offense isn't on the team. 540 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 He's on the Chiefs. He's back up to 541 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Donovan MacNab. 542 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 retired and fighting a DUI church. 543 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 No. 544 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Well, I understand that annoys you. 545 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 And I sometimes lean into it because it's 546 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 very fun to see you right. 547 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 This is where you grew up. 548 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Like you could name me the last 12 549 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 best actress awards from the Tony's. 550 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 I sure could. 551 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 I couldn't do that. 552 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Nick Seriani. 553 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Golf clap. 554 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Golf clap. 555 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Yeah, Nick Seriani. 556 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Yeah, Nick. 557 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Also the boy from Elf, because they look the same. 558 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 They do though. 559 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I saw a dog today. 560 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 It's not a dog. 561 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Stop it. 562 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Okay, moving on. 563 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 Next question. 564 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000 I failed. 565 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 You failed as a person. 566 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 What's the guilty pleasure TV show that you like to watch? 567 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Guilty pleasure, like I'm not supposed to like it. 568 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Or just, yeah, like, yeah, like you. 569 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Yes. 570 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Yes. 571 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Well, I don't miss an episode of Expedition Unknown. 572 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Expedition Unknown. 573 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 On the Discovery Channel with Josh Gates. 574 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Yeah. 575 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 He's the Discovery Channel guy. 576 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Katie, Katie, he's doing a tour of the country and he came a little bit and saw him live. 577 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 He was so cool. 578 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Who was the picture autograph that I got you one year for Christmas? 579 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 A Discovery Channel, British. 580 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Yeah, David Attenborough. 581 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Attenborough. 582 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 He does all the voiceover. 583 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Oh yeah. 584 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I sent away for his autograph. 585 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Yeah, I have it. 586 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 It's awesome. 587 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:36,000 The kids used to watch that all the time, like any like Bird or Cat documentary. 588 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 589 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 The Earth, all that stuff. 590 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Yeah. 591 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Are you just naming animals? 592 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Bird, Cat, Dog, things he does. 593 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Very good. 594 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 His voice is great. 595 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Who was your celebrity doppelganger? 596 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Vin Diesel. 597 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Yeah, I was going to say that. 598 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 He looks like Vin Diesel. 599 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 I mean, I have a. 600 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Why are you both looking at me? 601 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000 I'm an overgrown beard right now, but yeah, Vin Diesel. 602 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Yeah, people would say that. 603 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,000 If we took a sibling trip with no parents and no kids, that'd be weird. 604 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Where would we go? 605 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 The three of us. 606 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000 I don't know. 607 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 New York to see a Broadway show. 608 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Like that'd be the most boring thing ever. 609 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Then why would we go there? 610 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,000 If you think that's the most boring thing ever, why would we go? 611 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Number one, you don't think that you love New York seeing Broadway shows. 612 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 No, I don't. 613 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 That's what you want me to like. 614 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Number two, number two. 615 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000 It can't be anything athletic. 616 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 You'd hurt yourself. 617 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000 No, I am so strong. 618 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Like, I like if we want skiing, you would hurt yourself. 619 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 You wouldn't want to go skiing with us. 620 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 I love skiing. 621 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 No, I wouldn't want to go skiing with you. 622 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 That's what I said. 623 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Pick something that you would like to go on a trip with us. 624 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,000 I probably an all inclusive resort in the eastern Caribbean. 625 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Do you know what habit that I don't like about you? 626 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 I didn't even get to say it. 627 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 No, no, that wasn't a question. 628 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 No, we're sticking to the questions. 629 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,000 The question that I don't like about you is you don't listen. 630 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 I listened to what you said. 631 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 I just turned it around. 632 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,000 I would probably own a beach somewhere, an all inclusive resort that we've never been to. 633 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 So I'm going to go Cabo. 634 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Okay, fine. 635 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:10,000 I would love to go to Cabo with you and all of the other couples that go to Cabo. 636 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 I'm busy. 637 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 She said I'm busy. 638 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000 She's cooking a vegan chicken. 639 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Okay. 640 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,000 What was our favorite family vacation and why? 641 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 As you can remember. 642 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Because we were allowed to, we were with our cousins, we were allowed to do new things. 643 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Like I showered by myself for the first time. 644 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 That was fun. 645 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 It was great. 646 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,000 We were allowed to do new things like shower by ourselves. 647 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Because like the older cousins were there. 648 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 You don't know that story? 649 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,000 One time we were at 17th Street, I think, or no, 17th Street. 650 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:49,000 And I was waiting and like mom had to go like start the water and she had to like make sure I didn't drown in a shower. 651 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 I don't know how that happened. 652 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 And she was, of course, you know, mom talks to whenever and I got mad. 653 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000 I was waiting and I just went down there and I shared for myself for the first time and mom was still talking. 654 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000 I came out because it was way in the back came a shower and she was like, what did you do? 655 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 I was like, I showered because you talked to her long. 656 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 And that was the first time. 657 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 And that was yesterday. 658 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 That was yesterday. 659 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Yeah. 660 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:13,000 I love that that's the first memory that you've, oh, because I got to shower by myself down the shore. 661 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 So I love the shore. 662 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 And Shawnee, I mean, I did a lot of stuff. 663 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I should have done Shawnee. 664 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000 That wasn't the question. 665 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000 We don't have time for that. 666 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Yeah. 667 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Okay. 668 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 How did you feel when Victoria was born? 669 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 I don't remember. 670 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Probably a lot better than when you were born. 671 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Shoot. 672 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 He was six. 673 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 You don't have any memories when you're six. 674 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 No. 675 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Your nose is running. 676 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 I know because I'm laughing. 677 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:42,000 And if you allergic to happiness, if you listen to our podcast, you would know that when I laugh, my nose runs. 678 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 And when you drink, you get stuffy. 679 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Yes. 680 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Okay. 681 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Then you do know what is the most mischievous thing we did together growing up? 682 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 These are weird. 683 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Mischievous? 684 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 How did we did mischievous things? 685 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 No, you did. 686 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 We didn't. 687 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:03,000 The most mischievous thing we did was when I jumped off the roof to a burning table. 688 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Yes. 689 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:09,000 And you were had 911 on speed dial and Victoria was like recording. 690 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 No. 691 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Victoria had 911 on speed dial. 692 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:16,000 I was recording you jump off the garage door into a fire table. 693 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 That's when I wanted to be a pro wrestler. 694 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Yeah. 695 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 I would say that's up there with mischievous things that we've done. 696 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 We didn't lie, cheat or steal. 697 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 We didn't do any of that stuff. 698 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 No. 699 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 That's when we were older. 700 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Yeah. 701 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Me jumping through a burning table off of a roof. 702 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Okay. 703 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Last one. 704 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 By the way, I didn't count these questions. 705 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 I don't know if there's 20. 706 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 I don't know if there's 18. 707 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 I don't know if there's 27. 708 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 I felt like 100. 709 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Okay. 710 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 The world whose listening will count. 711 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Do you recall a moment where you ever felt particularly proud of either of us? 712 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Particularly. 713 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Particularly proud. 714 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:57,000 So Victoria, I was proud when she was doing her like graduation cabaret. 715 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Oh yeah. 716 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:06,000 And so that was really awesome when she sang that particular. 717 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 She did good singing. 718 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000 She was good. 719 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Wait, I was proud of you too that day. 720 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 That was my question. 721 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Oh, I also get really annoyed when you have to be involved in everything. 722 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,000 When like people are having a conversation and you're like, what did you say? 723 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000 Me too. 724 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Yeah. 725 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Like you can't just be like, oh, I'm not in that conversation. 726 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Like that one. 727 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000 No, no, I can't. 728 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Yeah. 729 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Carly, I was really proud when you got that tour and you went on tour. 730 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Oh yeah. 731 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:41,000 That was really cool when I saw you do the tour. 732 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000 You were doing good tours. 733 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Yeah. 734 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 No, that's all. 735 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 We just want for her. 736 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000 One for her. 737 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Do you want to know when I'm proud of you? 738 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I still, nope. 739 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,000 I'll still listen like to old school YouTube videos of YouTube. 740 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 I'll let Carly or Joeson Billy listen to it. 741 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 He'll randomly text me that too. 742 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Oh. 743 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000 That's nice. 744 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Yeah. 745 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 That's good. 746 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Oh my God. 747 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Now there's both nostrils were gushing. 748 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Oh my God. 749 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 I don't get texts like that. 750 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Sorry. 751 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Or anything other than what are you wearing in the old costume today? 752 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 No, no, that's Andrew. 753 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Got. 754 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Okay. 755 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Our turn. 756 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Yeah. 757 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Victoria. 758 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 When in our life. 759 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,000 You haven't let me speak yet. 760 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000 When have you been particularly proud of Billy? 761 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000 I'll tell you. 762 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Okay. 763 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Tell Victoria what she's thinking. 764 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 I was particularly proud of you. 765 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Say particularly right. 766 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:53,000 I am partial to the times when Billy continues to change careers and still be the best at 767 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 everything he does. 768 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 And yet you made fun of him. 769 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,000 When he said whatever he would have made it any would have been success because it's 770 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 the, it's true. 771 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Not only is the prodigal sign we make fun of him for, but everything he touches works 772 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000 out goes to gold. 773 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 He says, I want to be a cheerleader. 774 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 He was the best cheerleader. 775 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 I want to be a police officer. 776 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 He was an amazing police officer. 777 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 I want to be a pilot. 778 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 He's about to be good. 779 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Wow. 780 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 That's good. 781 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 I'm almost a good pilot. 782 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 So at least I keep it in here. 783 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 But he is a good pilot. 784 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000 I'm almost a good pilot, so at least I keep it in here. 785 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000 But he has no problem with being like, I don't want to do this anymore. 786 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 I'm going to change and I'm going to be great at it. 787 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,000 And I'm very proud of you for that because that's a very hard to do and I wouldn't do 788 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 it. 789 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 So yeah, congrats. 790 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Congrats on your life. 791 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Your time. 792 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 I'm, thank you. 793 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 First of all, thank you so much. 794 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Second of all, I'm proud every time you bust out into song for all of the Disney, especially 795 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Belle songs that you know, and you do not, you do not care. 796 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Like there is a look at this stuff. 797 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000 There you go. 798 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Isn't it? 799 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000 There we go. 800 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000 What did you think my collections complete? 801 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000 With vibrato. 802 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:16,000 What did you think I'm a girl? 803 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 The girl who has everything. 804 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Oh, he took it up. 805 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000 He did. 806 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 No, it's more so. 807 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:30,400 I'm proud every time that you are willing to put yourself out there, not just like, because 808 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:34,000 you give no F's because you don't and like sometimes that's annoying. 809 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:40,640 But it's mainly to help like when you do it and I can't think of a specific time right 810 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:45,760 now, but you're going to know what I'm talking about when you will make yourself look more 811 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,000 ridiculous to make somebody else feel better. 812 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Yeah. 813 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,500 Which you don't do for us. 814 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,000 But you do it all the time. 815 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,680 And it makes me proud that that's my brother, that he will, you know, he'll help anybody 816 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,680 make them feel better. 817 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,680 Yeah. 818 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,680 I'm secure. 819 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:07,920 I don't want to look like an idiot to make someone else laugh or feel good. 820 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,000 I like how you said it. 821 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,600 Can you get her a goddamn tissue? 822 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,600 She's using her eagles. 823 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,600 She's basically knuckling up her nose. 824 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,080 Oh, because I got to look at the booger. 825 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,080 Look at the booger. 826 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,080 It's right there. 827 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,080 Billy. 828 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,080 People want to hear this. 829 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,080 Don't edit it. 830 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,080 Just click send. 831 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,080 Just click send. 832 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,080 Well, that's our show today. 833 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,080 It's still there. 834 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,080 Okay. 835 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,520 There's a bat in the cave. 836 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,000 Boy is still a boy, no matter what age he is. 837 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,960 And so your real tip and your real stop touching my mixer. 838 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:50,760 Your real tip and your real extra tip today is to take the time, especially around the 839 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:55,960 holidays when your family is around and you've got these, you know, special times to do these 840 00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:01,960 20 questions, if not these, because some of them are weird, any, any 20 questions and 841 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,960 have some fun as well. 842 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,000 So we hope you enjoyed all of this. 843 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,720 We certainly did. 844 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,200 And happy holidays, everyone. 845 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,200 Yeah. 846 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,320 AJ Brown's going to score two touchdowns today. 847 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,320 Go birds. 848 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,320 Yep. 849 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:19,120 And along with that, so, so we'll sequoia Berkeley. 850 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,120 Sequoia Berkeley. 851 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,120 Actually, it's Sequoia Berkeley. 852 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:26,400 I'm pretty sure she said something birthday. 853 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,520 Per year's rule. 854 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,720 Remember. 855 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,600 Too fit to be real. 856 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,600 No. 857 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,600 Too. 858 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:43,920 Remember, you are always fit to be real and always allowed to be a little extra. 859 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:44,920 Go birds. 860 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:53,920 What did you want me to say? 861 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,920 You pointed to me like I was supposed to say something. 862 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,920 Yeah. 863 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,920 Oh, hi. 864 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,920 Thanks for listening. 865 00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,920 Have a wonderful day. 866 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:00,920 All right. 867 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,920 Like, don't do that. 868 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,920 Talk normal. 869 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,920 Talk. 870 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,920 You don't lean into it. 871 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,920 Just talk normal. 872 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,920 No, lean into it. 873 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,920 You're too far away. 874 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,920 She said, don't lean into it. 875 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,920 You said lean into it. 876 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:10,920 He's way too far away. 877 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:11,920 Do I split the two? 878 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,920 Yes, yes. 879 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,920 That's not comfortable. 880 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,920 Push it forward. 881 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,920 I like it better when I call in. 882 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,920 I can literally be driving the car. 883 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,920 Oh my God. 884 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,920 Oh my God. 885 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:24,920 Nope. 886 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,920 Cool. 887 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:26,920 Cool. 888 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:27,920 I don't know. 889 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:28,920 That sounds pretty good. 890 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,920 I've been practicing for years. 891 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,920 Talk now. 892 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:31,920 No, actually talk. 893 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,920 I'm going to punch you. 894 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:33,920 I'm going to punch you. 895 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:34,920 I'm going to punch you. 896 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,920 I'm going to punch you. 897 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,920 I'm going to punch you. 898 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,920 I'm going to punch you. 899 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,920 I'm going to punch you. 900 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,920 I'm going to punch you. 901 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920 I'm going to punch you. 902 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,920 I'm going to punch you. 903 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:42,920 I'm going to punch you. 904 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,920 Two minutes and two hours and 24 minutes. 905 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,920 Oh my God. 906 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,920 I'm dreaming. 907 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,920 Billy, stop it. 908 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,920 Ready? 909 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:50,920 Let's do this. 910 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,920 I don't know what we're talking about either. 911 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,920 Ready? 912 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,920 Okay, ready? 913 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,920 I don't know what to say. 914 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,920 You pointed at me like we had trained something for me to say. 915 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,920 I thought you were going to sing to find gravity. 916 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:03,920 Why? 917 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,920 Because you had just sung it two seconds ago. 918 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,920 She looked at me like she was Elphaba. 919 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,920 She was doing the thing with the finger thing. 920 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:09,920 And I didn't know what to say. 921 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,920 I was like, don't say I was doing the thing with the finger thing. 922 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,920 It's okay. 923 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,920 She has a clap. 924 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,920 It's only one pill. 925 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:17,920 15 days. 926 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:39,920 It's not a pill.