Welcome to Fit to Be Real and a little extra.
My mommy and Yaya are on vacation with me and they want to spend time with me so they made a mini episode.
Yeager! Welcome our third co-host of F2BR.
Felody!
Woo!
And she's 10 now so obviously she can podcast.
Ah duh. She's 10 on the 10th so it was your what?
My golden birthday.
Did you have the best time ever?
Yes.
Yeah they did Movie Night and Scavenger Hunt and it was so fun.
And in true trending form we decorated Stan Lee's.
That was one of my favorite parts.
Not real Stan Lee's don't come at me either from five below.
Fan Lee's. The fake Stan Lee.
She's the best.
She's happy. She's very happy with it.
Best birthday ever right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Melody is here with us today and we are going to have some fun.
So we are still on vacation.
If you listen to episode 79 we are now in episode 80 and we wanted to continue the fun and the torture because now the tables have turned.
I am going to be asking Carly questions that she will probably actually know.
Oh I'm gonna crush this.
This is gonna be annoying because it's Bravo.
Everything is Real Housewives related.
Carly.
I gotta put it out there.
Carly sent me links that she didn't look at.
I didn't look at.
I have no idea what I'm about to answer.
I don't even know how to look up stuff for Bravo.
I think it's absolutely ridiculous and if you like it I'm judging you.
But if you also like it enjoy this and answer the Bravo questions that you know along with her and I'm you know.
No one's judging you.
You know what you know.
You go with your strong attributes and this one is mine.
I retain useless information.
Thanks Melody.
Melody is shaking her head.
Melody said y'all.
She said oh I'm so excited for um I love Trivia.
Victoria said I don't think you're gonna know any of these and what did you say?
I have to watch your movies every night.
Well listen you don't they're not movies number one and it's on silent.
They should be.
Definitely shouldn't be real.
They're on silent.
Which ones are my favorite?
Uh that Housewives of New Jersey and the Housewives of Dubai.
Yeah I'm very upset.
She's learning about different cultures.
Jersey?
They're very different.
Jersey and Dubai are very different cultures.
Well yeah.
And Jersey is its own culture and just for all you parents out there let's not judge.
She does sleep in my room.
Love having her there.
That's awesome.
But the TV is on.
I watch my shows with my air pod in my ear.
She has no idea what they're saying but she can see what's going on.
She just sees them yelling and being crazy.
They have a lot of parties.
Do they seem happy about said parties?
Kind of.
I'm so excited and I know there's a lot of you bravo fans out there that are too.
So enjoy me reading words that I absolutely know what they mean.
Don't know what they mean and let's get into it.
I'm Victoria.
Hey guys.
I'm Carly.
And I'm Melody.
And we are excited.
Professionals.
Profesh.
Well at least Melody is.
Okay.
So here we go.
We're going to start with a quiz that is multiple choice.
So you get a little bit of a buffer.
I did not receive the same kindness.
I don't think I need the multiple choice but I'll ask you if I need it.
Oh the confidence is high ladies and gentlemen.
I'm into it.
Here we go.
Wait real quick.
What gentleman is listening to this episode?
Justin.
What's up?
It's just Justin.
Okay.
And we love him.
Which designer was responsible for Alex McCord shoes that Luann called a mistake?
Herman Munster.
No that's what they called them.
Louis Vuitton.
Christian Louboutin.
Same thing.
Jimmy Choo.
I think they were Christian.
Louboutin.
Boom.
Mic drop.
I actually didn't know that Louis Vuitton and Christian Louboutin was the same thing.
I also fumble through that word because I'm not sure how to say it.
So I just like hope for the best.
I'm like a Louis.
It's a Louis.
According to NeNe Leaks, which color refrigerator is not acceptable?
White.
White is correct.
It was Kenya Moore's house with a white refrigerator that NeNe made fun of.
What two things did Derinda do in order to make it nice for her guests at Bluestone Manor?
Wait, I think it was.
I cleaned and made it nice.
I'm sorry, I cleaned and decorated.
Or is it cooked and decorated?
Three.
Two.
Cooked and decorated.
Yes.
Yeah.
That was annoying.
I could have given you options, but you were pretty confident.
Designer and former RHOC.
Real housewives of Orange County.
Uh-huh.
Cast member Lynn Curtin designs what kind of lovely accessories?
Cuffs.
Yes.
Now that's going way back.
For $148.
Yeah, it was an expensive cuff.
Is that a bracelet?
That was very, when they were wearing lots of crosses and what was that, Ed Hardy?
Yeah.
She was making cuffs in that era.
In RHOA premiere.
Real housewives of Atlanta.
Cherie throws a birthday party, but forgets, quote unquote, forgets to add one of her castmates to the guest list.
Which castmate was it?
NeNe Leakes.
How could you forget about her?
She's unforgettable.
Who has had romantic relationships with the most housewives cast members?
Okay.
It's either Slade Smiley or Harry Dubin.
And Harry Dubin was never actually a cast member.
I'm going to go Slade Smiley.
Err!
Harry Dubin has four.
What?
Aviva Drescher.
This is the hardest day of my life.
Luanne DeLessits.
Oh my God.
Sonia Morgan and Ramona Singer.
Wow.
Okay.
I thought it was Slade Smiley, but.
Slade Smiley has only three to his belt.
Yeah.
Okay.
You got me this time.
How many times has Danielle Stob been engaged?
19 times?
And then Trisa flips the table.
Wow.
Okay.
So alarmed.
Where did Gretchen Rossi vacation when her fiancé was in the hospital?
Did you go to Bass Lake?
Yes.
Yeah.
Tamara said that.
Named after LVP's favorite member of NSYNC.
Oh yeah.
Lisa Vanderpump's favorite NSYNC member of Landsbass.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fail.
You didn't know that.
Yes I did.
I said Bass Lake.
You didn't know about NSYNC.
Oh shut up.
I'm going to be in the housewife at the time of her first appearance on the show.
Oh, I'm going who was Joe, Joe De La Ceps.
Nope, that's Countess Luanna De La Ceps.
It's Joe De Rasa.
Everyone's upset with you.
Sorry.
I was what you were talking about.
I said that.
Joe.
Joe De La Rosa.
Yeah.
She dressed up as a maid in the first episode.
She was only 24.
Yeah.
She was a child.
She was a child, housewife.
I wasn't actually a housewife at the time.
I was not.
I'm about to curse.
Hold me your mops melody.
Which housewife was not shit herself?
At least that we know of.
You got to give me options on this one.
I don't know.
Ramona Singer, Giselle Bryant, Leanne Locken, Dorinda Medley.
Okay.
I know two of them have.
So it's either Leanne or Giselle.
I feel like I know Giselle well enough to know that she would never do that.
And Leanne is kind of trashy.
So Giselle.
Yeah.
Stop it.
I personally don't even understand the question.
But it says Giselle.
God, I wish I was winning money right now.
Where was Vicki going when she had her Epic Family Van meltdown?
Oh my gosh.
You sent us a van for 10 people?
Where was she going?
Give me options.
On a two and a half week cruise on vacation to Puerto Vallarta.
To Chicago for a family reunion.
To Anandels to whoop it up.
The first one, two week family cruise.
Correct.
Yep.
You got it.
And we can talk later about what whoop it up means.
Which restaurant known for its cheeky take on dishes such as lobster pop tarts.
What served in giant toasters.
What has been featured?
Oh God.
On RHOC, RHOA and RHONY.
Yeah, those are all.
This is a Sonia Morgan thing, but give me the options.
The Carl.
The quiet woman.
Oh no.
She's the queen of the city.
Rails steakhouse.
I'm going Rails steakhouse.
It's Barton G.
Without posts in LA and Miami.
It's Sonia's toaster and it's a hot mess.
I just like to say it also says the ladies have been to that place including Bethany who told Luan that life is not a cabaret.
Yes.
Life is not a cabaret Luan.
The housewives has not thrown a glass at a castmate.
Oh, you need help.
Yeah, they've all done it.
She needs help.
They've all done it.
Lisa Rinna.
No, she has.
Ramona Singer.
No, she has.
Darinda Medley.
She definitely has.
Randy Glanville.
Bile.
Ah, shoot.
All right.
Ramona Singer has not.
Okay.
I don't understand.
So I'm going to read you the explanation.
Okay.
Lisa threw one at Kim Richards.
Yes, she did.
Okay.
So Lisa Rinna is out.
Ramona threw one at Kristen Taekman.
Darn it.
Yeah.
So Ramona is out.
Okay.
So it's Brandy.
Brandy threw one at Eileen Davidson.
So Brandy's out.
That leaves just Darinda who will shout clip but never threw a glass.
All right.
It was Darinda.
What does clip mean?
What's a clip?
I don't know.
Who came up with Bluestone Manor for the name of Darinda Medley's surely haunted
Berkshire's mans mansion.
Oh my God.
Bluestone Manor.
Give me the options.
Carol Radzill.
Yeah.
Darinda Medley.
Bethany Frankel.
Ramona Singer.
These aren't real people.
Darinda.
These names are not real.
It's Darinda's house.
Writer girl, Carol.
Oh, Carol.
Okay.
She came up with the name even though it's Darinda's house.
I don't understand that, but okay.
Okay.
Don't justify or try to validate your incorrect nature.
Which of these was not Kyle Richards tagline?
Oh, okay.
So I got to read all these off.
Yeah.
I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.
That was a tagline.
I'm born and raised in Beverly Hills.
This is my town.
Yep.
That was a tagline.
Oh my God.
In Beverly Hills, you can be anything, but it's most important to be yourself.
That was a tagline.
It's all fun and games in Beverly Hills as long as you're holding the winning hand.
No, that wasn't hers.
Okay.
Fact.
True.
I know they hold a peach or something.
Well, Atlanta holds a peach.
Okay.
So they hold something in their hand and they talk and they go, this is me.
And you know every one of their taglines?
Yes.
I can't rattle them off by memory, but I know who's like, if you, if you said a bunch of
taglines, I'd know who said it.
What would your tagline be?
Oh, you got to give me time to think about this.
You've never thought about it.
No, because I always get nervous.
Like I got to pick one line that describes me in your R H O S D real housewives in
Springfield, Delco.
Oh, I like that it's Springfield Delco, not just Delco.
There's a Monco.
Yeah, that's true.
Delaree County and Montgomery County for those who are not here.
Gonna have to think about it and get back to you.
We'll think about it fast.
What is the real name of the island that has been dubbed scary island?
Oh, what is the real name?
Ah, shoot.
I just know what a scary island.
St. Croix, St. John, St. Thomas, St. Lucia.
Those are names I know.
Yeah.
St. Croix, St. John.
After that visit, it sank into the sea.
St. John, shoot.
Which of these is not one of the Heather Dubro's IMDBD credits?
Okay.
IMDB.
She's an actress.
Sorry.
Married with children.
Hawaii 5-0.
She was on Hawaii 5-0.
CSI, early addition.
Three.
Early addition.
Two.
CSI.
I feel like everybody's been on CSI.
Who is Tarzan?
Tarzan is the stripper in Real Housewives of Atlanta.
What?
Okay.
Right?
Earmuffs.
Like really earmuffs it though.
No talking earmuffs.
It's George.
Joe Gorge's penis.
Oh, shoot.
You're right.
What is the name of the R-H-O-N-Y?
Real Housewives of New York.
Episode when Luanne pleads, please don't let it be about Tom.
Oh, what's the episode name?
Yes, options are any Tom Dick or Harry.
It's funny.
Okay.
That's good.
Tom Cat.
Tom Fullery.
Peeping Tom.
Tom Fullery.
Correct.
Please don't let it be Tom.
When Bethany tells her on the bed.
Yeah, got it.
I have a lot of feelings right now.
In season three of Beverly Hills.
Yes, BH.
BH, Beverly Hills.
Taylor Armstrong meets Dana Wilkie for drinks.
Yes, she does.
How does Dana light her cigarette?
With a candle.
Using a candle on the table.
$25,000 sunglasses.
Lassie.
Who is Adrian Maluth in this world?
Someone who washes chicken with soap?
Someone who has the finest of hair tinsel?
Someone Yolanda Foster doesn't know.
I.E. not important.
The Queen of the Mole people who live under the mountain.
I'm going to go with somebody Yolanda doesn't know and is not important.
It says while all of the answers are correct, it's clear that Yolanda meant that when she asked questions.
Carol Radze will write her girl.
One said she only has five good summers left.
When is the last good summer?
She only has five good summers left.
The last good summer is 2018.
False.
2019.
False.
2020.
She made that edict in 2015.
R-H-O-C.
Orange County.
Why isn't it R-H-O-O-C?
Real Housewives Orange County.
Real Housewives New York.
Real Housewives Beverly Hills.
But everything else is R-H-O-B-H.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Well, it would be like R-H-O-O-C.
But literally what I just asked, why isn't it R-H-O-O-C?
I'll talk to Andy.
Okay, so Orange County's ex-husband Lou Nickerbocker?
Yeah, Lou Nickerbocker.
Oh, rest his soul.
What a name!
Started an energy drink brand that employed several Housewives daughters as models.
OC Angels.
What?
Were they collectively called?
OC Angels.
Correct.
I wanted a BE one.
Next time let me finish.
That is amazing.
Which German-born real estate developer had confrontations with both Nini Leeks?
It's not a real name.
And Mama Elsa Patton?
That's also not a real name.
Give me options.
Thomas Kramer?
Lee Najjar?
Dwight U-Banks?
Romaine Zago?
Dwight U-Banks.
False!
Oh!
Thomas Kramer?
Dwight is different.
Which of the following is not one of Sonia Morgan's interns?
I believe Sonia, I know her face.
She lived by us in New York.
Yeah, she did.
She and Luanne lived within two blocks.
I would see Sonia, though, come out of Flywheel all the time.
And Jill Zarin?
Jill Zarin lived a couple blocks away.
I don't know how that is.
Which of the following is not one of Sonia Morgan's interns?
Pickles?
What?
That's her dog.
Connor Matthew?
Constance.
Um...
It's obviously Pickles is her dog.
I don't know this.
I'm going to go with I don't know this.
Connor.
Constance.
Ah, darn it.
They don't stay for long.
They only stay for a couple weeks.
She doesn't pay them.
You failed.
Okay.
Accept it.
Which housewife said she could see herself winning an Oscar one day?
Heather DeBrow?
Shuri Whitfield?
Shuri.
It is Shuri.
Last one of the multiple choice questions.
In season seven of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, I've never worked so hard to read in my life.
In season seven of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which New York cast member did Adrian Pimento claim
to have worked for as a PI and slept with in a hotel jacuzzi.
Oh my God, give me options.
I don't know this one.
Luann?
Sonia?
Ramona?
Bethany?
I'm going to go with Luann.
Countess Luann.
Oh, okay.
That was a complete guess.
I can't take credit for that one.
Okay.
We're going to switch the trivia because I can't handle any more of not knowing what
English words I'm reading.
Two, unforgettable housewives quotes.
Yeah, boy.
So I will say, said quote, you will tell me who said it.
Okay.
And I'm going to censor all of the bad words.
Okay.
I'm going to do my best real housewives like.
So you're using your degree to feel like you're using some brain power?
No, I've used all my brain power on reading in the past five minutes.
You're such an effing liar, Camille.
She would never talk like that.
Kyle Richards.
Correct.
So nasty and so rude.
So nasty.
So rude.
Nini?
Nini Leeks.
Stop.
That was a guess.
To Kenyon Moore.
Take his annex.
Calm down.
Oh, Ramona.
To Aviva Drescher when she threw her leg on the table.
Correct.
I'm so, I'm, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so,
I'm, I'm kind of impressed with you.
Like it's a weird mixture of complete.
Wow.
I'm, it's inspiring that you remember these things.
You know these things.
You've got confidence and utter fear.
So remember that when I mess up all my dances tonight, because I can't remember.
Prostitution whore.
Teresa to Danielle.
Teresa Gugici.
To Danielle's top.
To Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick.
Oh, the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick.
Yeah.
You said it better.
Beverly Hills.
Hold on.
The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick.
Camille.
Camille Grammer.
When do you send a little family man for six people?
It was six people.
That's right.
Vicki Gompelsen, OG of OC.
YES.
Who gone check me boo?
I don't know.
Is it candy?
Shiree but not.
Shiree.
Shiree what?
She buy Shiree.
God, get it right.
She buy Shiree.
It's a fashion line that will never exist.
Your blood type is Pinot Grigio.
Shoot.
That's two Ramona.
Correct.
It's two Ramona.
Who said it though?
Your blood type.
I want to say Bethany said it.
Kelly.
Ah, Kelly Bensimone.
I have to say this one.
Okay.
Your psychotic Jesus jugs Tamara to Alexis Bellino.
Okay.
Let me tell you something about my family.
Oh, yeah.
Where is thickest thieves and we protect each other till the end?
Let me tell you something about my family.
That was Manzo to...
Wait, wait, what?
Caroline Manzo said it.
Who the heck did she say it to?
Danielle Stop.
We're not waiting for this.
Okay, sorry.
I know this one.
Really?
I think everyone knows this one.
Okay.
It's a meme.
Don't be all like uncool.
Countess Luanne DeLiseps on vacation.
You had to think a little too hard at that.
No, I didn't know.
I wanted to make sure I said countess.
Yeah, checkmate, bitch.
I don't know.
How about this?
Checkmate, bitch.
Oh, Caroline Standberry?
You wouldn't know who that is.
At least the Vanderpump.
Ah, shoot.
It's probably going to be like checkmate.
You can't be a housewife because you don't have a husband.
Yes.
Somebody said that to Bethany Frankel.
No.
You don't have...
This is a name we have not spoken yet.
You can't be a housewife because you don't have a husband.
Shoot.
I don't know.
Phaedra Parks?
Hmm.
Takenya Moore?
Takenya Moore.
That's Atlanta.
Word on the street is...
Oh, they're getting harder.
She's getting stumped.
This is getting closer and closer to now, so I don't know.
Aviva Drescher.
She's...
Yeah.
Whatever, Aviva.
Dear God, please keep my wig on.
What?
Was that Lisa from Dubai?
No.
Kim Zolziak.
Zolziak.
Berman.
Okay.
This one has a bonus question or bonus quote.
Okay.
Go to sleep.
It's to Kelly Killer and Ben Simone.
It's to Kelly Ben Simone.
Okay.
What's the...
That's...
Who said that part?
Go to sleep.
To Kelly Bethany.
Yes.
Okay.
Bonus.
Al Sharpton.
What?
Oh, who said Al Sharpton?
Who said Al Sharpton?
In that same episode?
I guess.
I don't know.
Jill Zarin.
Kelly.
Ah, shoot.
I'm losing it.
I'm dying here.
This girl is obsessed with me.
I don't know if she wants to be me or skin me or wear me like last year's Versace.
Bethany Frankel said that about Kelly Ben Simone.
Deena Manzo on Danielle Stog.
No.
Your confidence is dwindling.
Oh, no, my confidence was there.
My answer was not right.
Last one.
And you came in your Herman Munster shoes.
She said that to Simon and Alex.
So they said it to Alex.
Who said it was New York?
And you came in your Herman Munster shoes.
Ramona.
Luann.
Okay.
Bonus, not question, but a bonus for the world.
Can you sing us a little bit of Luann's song?
Sure.
Money can't buy you class.
That laugh.
She's an alto.
So she actually goes, Money can't buy you class.
That's a bass.
Okay.
And I'll sing another one by Kim Zolziak.
Don't be tardy for the party.
Whoa, whoa, don't be tardy for the party.
Whoa.
Are there any more RHO songs?
Real Housewives.
No, but I'll sing, Cause We're Good As Gold.
What's that from?
Real Housewives.
No, it's not a housewife.
Sheen O'Shea from Vanderpump.
Yes.
Because We're Good As Gold.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Tell us who your favorite Real Housewives series place in the world is.
That's like picking a favorite child.
I'll do it.
I love New York, old New York, like Jill Zyron, Bethany Frankel, Luanne.
I did love them.
They were, I did love them.
But yeah, I think New York because we lived in their neighborhood and I would see them
around.
So Real Housewives of New York.
Who is your all time, do not like, get off the screen.
Don't want to hear about you.
Teresa.
Teresa Gooducci?
How do you say it?
I don't actually know if you say it, Giudice or Guidice.
I say Gooducci.
I want her off TV so badly.
I want her off.
We need more of like my favorite housewife who is no longer a housewife because she
is divorced is Erica Jean from Beverly Hills.
Okay.
Love Erica Jean.
She didn't ask me that question, but I'm telling you.
Okay.
That's your favorite.
My next question is going to be who's your favorite?
Erica Jean.
Okay.
I don't know who that is.
Okay.
Also, I do know, speaking of Teresa Gooducci, that you've missed a song.
I know her daughter has one.
Oh.
I make up in the morning.
I wake up in the morning.
Oh, Gia.
She is in, she graduated college now and she was like eight.
Okay.
Yeah.
You're right.
I did miss that one.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Your failure.
I could do this all day long.
We didn't even get to Below Deck.
We didn't even get to Vanderpump.
We didn't even get to, what are the other ones I watch?
Southern charm.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, Melody's Mouthing Modern family to me, but that's not a, that's not a Bravo show,
honey.
That's a proper show.
But yeah, I could do it all day.
Who is your favorite Real Housewives husband?
Oh, I love me some Joe Gorgia.
Joe Gorgia.
Melissa Gorgia's husband, Teresa's brother.
I don't.
So your least favorite brother or sister?
Yes.
And your most favorite is brother?
Yeah.
I love Joe Gorgia.
Out of all of the Bravo shows that you watch, what is your most favorite?
Like you're not going to miss it when it airs, when it does once a week, you're not going
to miss the reunions.
I do know of reunions happen.
And it's, it's, and I'll be all do not talk bad about it.
Well, don't forget we have DVR and recording skills.
So I do do that.
Okay.
Technicalities are boring.
So just answer the question.
I love reunions.
I will watch reunions life.
Oh, no, that wasn't a question.
Wasn't a question, not even close.
Thanks for playing.
You cannot come back, but you know what?
We'll appease you and we'll ask again.
What is your favorite Bravo show?
We simplified it just a little bit for mommy.
Okay.
I think you're tardy for this party.
There's so many.
Um, rapid fire.
I can't choose.
I can't.
Don't make me choose.
Now you know how it feels every time we play a game.
Now you know, I feel not bad for you one bit.
We didn't even talk summer house.
Uh, summer house.
Hi.
No, not summer house.
Hi, summer house.
So my, I will not pay.
It would be all.
I'm ignoring everything you just said.
It would be all the housewives.
I, all right, you're going to clump them all in together.
Yeah, because I do love Southern Charms summer house below deck.
I love them all.
So it would be, I don't miss real housewives.
Okay.
Below deck.
Who's your favorite captain?
Oh my God.
This name is to the question.
Reactions are not necessary.
Captain Lee.
Okay.
Captain Lee.
There's a hotter one.
Baby.
Yes.
He's hot.
But captain Lee, I love the, I like the older, uh, the older
captains.
Well, Andrew is your elder.
Sup melody.
Daddy is much older than mommy.
Seven years, nine years.
Seven.
That's not bad.
That's actually nothing.
Uh, all right.
Let's take it to summer house.
Hi.
It's not summer house.
Hi.
Summer house.
I know a little bit about a little bit.
Are you team Carl or team Lindsay?
Neither.
Tell us why.
I do not like, they never should have been together.
They know this.
I think Lindsay is insane.
I think Carl is insane.
He's going through recovery.
Lindsay has some trauma and some issues.
They both, I don't like either of them.
Correct.
Are you team mullet or team whiny pants?
Oh, Amanda or Kyle?
I didn't know their names.
I mean, I'm team whiny pants.
Kyle is needs to grow up, but I am team whiny pants.
Amanda, it's me like 42.
Yeah.
Okay.
How do we feel about pillow maker?
Oh, Craig, Craig and cute girl.
Page page.
How do you feel about them as a couple?
Craig Hanover and page disorbo.
Um, I think they're never going to get married.
She's never going to marry him.
She doesn't want to have kids.
She's not going to move from New York.
I think Craig needs to move on.
I love Craig because he's from Delaware and I love, I own his pillow.
I have a pillow.
Same.
And I don't, I think they're going to break up.
Oh, okay.
Sad.
I think page is on team whiny pants too.
I think she's a whiner.
Okay.
I have no opinion.
Uh, all right, so let's move on now to, uh, the other, the Southern one.
Southern charm.
I do enjoy, I enjoy Southern charm.
Is it on right now?
No.
Okay.
I don't enjoy that much.
I'm not sure what's going on, but I do know that Austin is problematic in life.
He's a boy toy.
I'm not going to say the actual word.
Yeah.
He's a boy toy.
In terms of Austin and Madison and Austin and gorgeous Olivia, Olivia, she just got
fired.
Yeah.
No, right.
She got fired.
She's bummed because she has a boyfriend in Texas now.
So she goes back and forth to Texas and they don't think she's in Charleston enough to
be on the show.
How dare she live her life?
Well, that's what she said.
She said, I'm just living my life.
I didn't know living my life was going to get me fired.
Yeah.
Harbaugh.
She's probably still making bank.
So in terms of Austin and Madison and Austin and Olivia, talk about it.
No one should ever date Austin.
End of story.
Don't date him.
I didn't know.
I knew Austin and Madison.
Madison's a little like she's a lot.
Madison's crazy.
Okay.
She's a lot.
And so I didn't know if it was like, well, one has the upper hand and Austin is actually
right or whatever.
They're both Madison, Olivia.
They're both bougie.
So I don't know if it's like, well, one, bottom line, end of story.
Don't date Austin.
Okay.
Until he's at least 60.
Tell me about your feelings on, uh, she's got red hair.
Catherine.
Dennis.
Catherine Dennis.
How's she doing?
Not well.
Not well be.
Okay.
That's a line.
Is that a quote?
Yeah.
I'm just cross pollinating our Bravo TB series right now.
How are you doing?
Not well be.
Okay.
Um, Catherine Dennis just got arrested for another DUI.
So she's not doing well.
She's not doing well.
I thought she was doing well.
And you know what?
Don't believe everything you see on Instagram.
That is the truth be told.
My feelings on her is I feel bad for her.
Okay.
Tell me about your thoughts on the feeling.
Thoughts and feelings.
And the relationship between Whitney and his mother.
Oh my God.
It's so weird.
Okay.
But Whitney, Whitney is so weird.
I'm pretty sure he is not straight.
And he has just been living his life the way he's been living his life.
His mom is the typical Southern charm millionaire.
It's like rich people problems.
Yes.
It's rich people problems.
I think it's very odd.
What's her name?
Oh God.
Leslie?
No.
His mom.
What's his mom's name?
Whitney's mom.
Oh, Patricia.
Don't.
Oh me.
It took you too long.
It's Patricia.
It's Leslie.
It's totally Leslie.
All right.
Well, it's totally weird.
Last question.
And it is the question of the day.
It's also one you can't take back.
So I need you to really think about.
Okay.
I need you to really think about this.
It's important.
Everyone.
It's important.
Everyone needs to know.
And I think it says a lot about you.
So it's no pressure.
Yeah.
It's all the pressure.
It's as much pressure as we could possibly put on you.
What is your real housewives of Springfield Delco tagline?
Are you ready?
And what would you hold in your hand?
Oh, I would hold.
A nady light.
Smirnoff ice.
No, I'd hold it.
Hold a yingling because that was needed.
You know, Philadelphia outside of my tagline.
Nothing.
You're saying this right.
My tagline while holding a yingling.
I may be fit, but you'll never find me fitting in.
Oh, yeah.
Boom.
Oh, baby.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
That is gold.
Yeah.
I approve.
Good as gold.
No, I disagree.
I disagree very quickly.
That was, yes, you should never take that back.
Should I put it on a t-shirt?
It will be soon.
I know it, girl.
Wait, I'll say it again.
Holding the yingling.
I may be fit, but you'll never find me fitting in.
I also need to point out that she's holding the yingling like she's holding a peach.
Okay.
And I really think the proper way to do it is to hold it with a cigarette hanging out
of your pinky and ring finger.
Wait, or should I be holding a cheese steak or a pretzel?
Which one?
No, because we're in Delk and we're not in Philadelphia proper.
Oh, okay.
Well, then we can't be a yingling either.
Okay.
I'm going to be a nady light.
A nady light, yeah.
Yeah, a nady light.
So really it's a case on your shoulder and you're in the woods.
Or a stateside.
Oh, yeah.
What would my tagline be?
Victoria.
I have no.
Oh, you have no about it?
No.
What?
Oh.
You're going to pick it for me.
Oh, okay.
Your tagline.
I don't know how they work.
Like if the tagline actually represents them.
Well, yeah, it represents you.
It has to be quirky, but also funny and also makes sense.
Okay.
We just had to pause because Carly really had to think, but I also thought during her
pause.
So now we have who's is better for me.
And that's how we're going to play this game.
Okay.
You go first.
Ready?
Okay.
And you're holding something that we have yet to figure out.
The lights.
Don't you have to hold the same thing?
Yeah.
You have to hold the same thing.
Victoria.
I may follow the phases of the moon, but your words will never phase me.
Yeah, boy.
I mean, that's good.
Wait, that might win.
Yeah.
That's really good.
See, it's got to be like true, but also funny.
And we all know how she loves the moon.
And we also know how she doesn't care what people say.
We got it.
Okay.
Mine.
I'm holding a natty light and a joint.
Okay.
My hair may be wild, but she'll never tame me.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Wait, Melody, which one do you think is better?
I like Yahya's.
You like Yahya's better?
I don't know.
The moon's not got me.
That totally got me.
Hey, listen.
I didn't get it.
You didn't get it?
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
Bravo is not for children.
Bravo is not for adults.
Bravo is not for men.
It's not for women.
It's not for in between.
You know what's going to be fun for you?
If nothing else, go home, make up your own tagline, and please send it to us.
Send it to us is really fun.
That should be a game.
Make your own taglines going around the table.
Yeah.
We will read them out in any episode that comes up.
Whenever you send it, we'll read it, even if it doesn't pertain to what we're talking
about.
So fun.
Amazing.
Well, you won until you didn't, and then you didn't win.
No, no, no, no, no.
I won by a landslide.
There is no question.
I missed like four questions.
Landslide brought you down.
You missed.
Yeah, like nothing.
So we're embarrassed for you.
We're proud of you.
We wish you well.
And we actually are nervous for your children.
We're going to have an episode where we talk through episodes and, you know, Bravo in general
and all the different things that they have to offer because we only touch the surface.
You just take a large breath.
Did you just sigh and like overwhelm?
There's just a lot more that I want to talk about and a lot more things that I have to
talk through to see how other people feel about this.
So there's more to come on these Bravo talk throughs.
Okay.
That's, I won't be here, but I don't think that can happen until you figure out how to
say Teresa, good to see.
We'll figure it out, but she needs to go.
Okay.
So if nothing else, my God, my God.
We hope you remember to not be scripted, to not be produced and to always remember that
you are fit to be real and always allow to be a little extra, never fit in, be fit, don't
fit in, see fit, see fit.
You missed it.
You missed that opportunity.
Be fit, see fit.
She actually drank the natty.
Yes.
Okay.